Temporal Mechanics? Not fun. Hollow Planets? Barely Interesting. The chance to punch a Chaos Space Marine in the face? Now you’re listening. The fact that, in punching said CSM, you’ll be soon up to your armpits in worthy cleaving material just makes it all the more alluring. You’re not sure if Necrons even have have proper skulls to take but you’re excited to find out. But perhaps you’re getting a little ahead of yourself. After all you do still have to perform the extremely simply and straightforward task of entering the past and killing a single individual. Nothing more, nothing less. You can do that, right?...Right?…> Ignitrix: “Oh lord, she’s going to kill us all.”Welcome to Khornette Quest.
Twitter: @ELHMk1Normal Run Time: Once a week @ 8pm EST (GMT-5) (Watch Twitter)Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, art & references, and other info): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharingCinder’s Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharingIf you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. Like all things 40k, the gauntlet runs from “worshiping the printed word” to “over the top silliness.” Most of the time it’s somewhere in between. Others it swerves hard to one side and/or breaks this model entirely. You’ve been warned in advance.Alternatively, if you’re not at all familiar with canon or want more details on something, just ask!All rolls go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.In order to encourage use of things like BS in the future, I’ve attached a handy chart (pic-related) of combat modifiers. Note that I don’t always share said modifiers until it’s time to roll.You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session. Excessive meta/whining/waifu’ing/etc goes to another thread. Blatant Samefaggotry and overly lewd write-ins will be ignored.
>>38347315Ignitrix said not to touch anything. She didn’t say not to LOOK at anything. So you wander off and take yourself on a small tour of the Ordo Chronos station. Your first stop is in front of the three desks facing the spatial rift outside, seeing as there isn’t a whole lot else worthy of note. Now that you’re closer you can see that they’re all of the exact same make and model. What sets them apart, however, is that each seems to be from a different time period: the farthest on the left is coated in a thick layer of dust, the one in the middle seems relatively new, and the one on the right is sporting an odd arrangement of lights and technological bits. Each desk also has it’s own book, situated in the exact middle before the chairs. From left to right their titles read: “Then,” “Now,” and “Hereafter.”From there you meander down the bookshelves lining the walls. It seems the Ordo kept records about every moment in history in some form of another, even if that moment hadn’t happened yet. Materials on the Black Crusades, Tyranid fleet movements, locations of the Craftworlds, all sorts of knowledge that would make any scholar faint with joy just looking at. But you’re Cinder: both the farthest thing from an actual scholar and the closest to a Khornate one. As such you only sigh at the fact there are no books on how to properly rip your enemies in half. “Almost done!” calls Ignitrix from the next room over. She chose to set up her time portal in the residential part of the station for whatever reason. “You’ve got about maybe three minutes before I'm done!”>  Go thumb through a book on a desk>  Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)>  Wait with Ignitrix until she’s done
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>38492521>>  Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)I'm feeling lucky today.
>>38492521>  Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)What could possibly go wrong?
Rolled 99 (1d100)Yeesh. Slow start today, eh boss?
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>38492521>>  Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)What could possibly go wrong?critfail = we erase ourselves from history?
>>38492738>Human Cinder Quest>"This sucks"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>38492521>>  Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)let's find a thing?
>>38492684>>38492738Well at least >>38492691 got it out of the Dice Gods system.
Time to Jiii~ I guess.1d100 vs 45Short of a 100 this can only help you.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>38492521> Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>38492838
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>38492838Boop.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>38492838Huh. Well, ok then.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>38492838fuck the dice gods!
>>38492846>>38492852>>38492858Yup. You get something. A single book. Writing...
>>38492913Novelty joke book. Calling it.
>>38492761even worse, Slaaneshi Cinder Quest"Dear chaos why!?"Roll for sanity check
>>38492521Three minutes is plenty of time. Or perhaps too much of it depending on your mood. In either case, you use that window to give the rows of books one more scan for anything interesting. Just as you’re about to give up you find a rather interesting hardback next to Dave M. Closar’s “Theory of Tank Warfare.” The book in question, bound in what would be actual, living flesh, is titled “The True Art of War.” It’s author and why it’s interesting to you?C.S. Khorne.Either the man has an impeccable taste in names or you’ve just stumbled across something unique. Even as a daemon of Khorne you’ve never heard of the big man himself actually putting pen to paper. “Must have dictated,” you murmur as you casually start to thumb through the tome. You’re pretty sure most of this was written with a mixture of brass and blood, as the swirling symbols you know to be words shine and shift ever so slightly in the light. You don’t have time to read too carefully but even skimming you realize this was at least written from a daemon’s point of view. For the most part it’s an anthology of battles. Every battle, in fact. You’re not even sure how this all fits in a book the size of a dictionary. After that follows various bits of advice on how to properly take skulls in the Blood God’s name, including tactical scenarios and thought games.But you don’t have time to brood. Ignitrix sounds off that she’s done and brings your attention back to the present. You’ll explore this book later, probably during the next jaunt through the Warp. For now, you send it away to your pocket in the Immaterium and proceed into the residential side of the Chronos Station. Once there you find Ignitrix standing before a blue and green, swirling portal that could easily be a miniaturized version of the actual rift just outside.(cont)
>>38493279I really want to see this. Just for Cinder's reaction.
>>38493302“Well, here we are,” the Lady of Change says as she motions behind her. “This will take you right to the conference room on Helldrool’s flagship so very long ago. He’s not your target though. Your target’s the big, gaudy, pink power armor wearing daemon prince named Lustlure.”>  Ask for more details and clarify what you’re exactly supposed to do>  You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this>  Just nod and jump inNow you know where Cinder keeps getting her skill books from
>>38493279If I remember/someone reminds me I'll run ONE UNRELATED TO EVERYTHING oneshot of Daemonette quest. Maybe.
>>38493331>Just to be safe
>>38493331> Ask for more details and clarify what you’re exactly supposed to do
>>38493368Good April Fools joke.
>>38493331>>  You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got thisSo got it, so were supposed to kill the evil past you right? Just to see her reaction of horror at all the damage we could do to time and space.
>>38493331>  You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this.Gaudy, pink, and has 'lust' in his name. This is a no brainer.
>>38493410Exactly. The best part is you won't know if I'm serious until that evening
>>38493411>go back in time>kill Horus>???>profit
>>38493331>>  You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got thisWe can probably ID big and pink well enough.
>>38493451>Duke it out against the Emperor immediately after.>You handle the martial stuff, Ignitrix handles the psychic front.>Win.>Bragging rights on every Bloodthirsters.
 it is. Writing...
>>38493558Is it Emps after Horus already hurt him, or before? If after, dishonorabru!If before, HAH, right.
>>38493630How bad would it be for everyone else if the emperor to survive mostly intact from that event? Is it possible he might be mentally traumatized enough to cause significant problems?
>>38493655What do you think? He just got saved by a GIRL.
>>38493695A very tall, red, murderous girl. With great abs.
>>38493695With chaos cooties too.Ewwww.
>>38493695Also he would've seen Horus's soul lost to chaos (its doubtful we would slay horus in a manner that would destroy his soul as well) meaning that he is now an asset of chaos, and is going to be suffering for all eternity, and that the emperor just lost his son to a demon who saved him purely so she'd have a worthy enemy to fight. I assume this'd anger and probably hurt him to a significant extent.
>>38493331“So a Slaaneshi whore then?” you ask. “I can handle that.”Ignitrix shrugs. “I never really checked on his connection to him/her/it. He might have just been undivided and REALLY liked pink.” After a moment she adds, “...Though my money’s on the Slaanesh thing.”A grin creeps across your face as you crack your knuckles and step in front of the portal. “Right. Well here we go. Kill the heretic then headpat your past self, got it.”“N-No! That isn’t --!”Her dismay is cut off as you step into the temporal rift. For a moment you’re surrounded by pure white nothingness, then you snap back to reality. Though this is a different reality than the one you just left. Immediately in front of you is what you assume must be Lustlure. The daemon prince’s armor is just as bad as you’ve been told. Across from him in the conference room you’ve been brought to is a large, green, mechanical monstrosity you’re guessing is Helldrool. At his side is Ignitrix, though a different one than the one you’re used to. She’s far more human than any of her illusions. And is that fear you see in her eyes?>  You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)>  Less talking, more punching (WS)>  There are many ways to kill a daemon prince. A Grey Knight Bolter is one of them (BS)>  Write in
>>38493886 "Ugh. So pink. Heinous! I don't want to touch...that."
>>38493886>  You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to deathThe conference table!
>>38493886>  Less talking, more punching (WS)PunchPunch some moreask questionsif awnsered -> not enough punching
>>38493886>>  Less talking, more punching (WS)Grey Knight bolters are good - our BS is not.Lets get Khornate on him.
>>38493977See the 2nd post ITT though. We're probably point blank, will aim, and so on. That's +40 right there.
>"The inquisition is here! I accuse you of heresy!"
>>38493977Point blank, unaware target...
>>38493886> Less talking, more punching (WS)
>>38493886>  Write inIntroduce him to the Eldar sword we got from the duel with the Wraithguard....
>>38493886>  You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)>"So here's the news. Dead is the new pink."
>>38493886>>  You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)"Something to say, ignitrix? I do. Stay out of my way, and you get to move up in chaos."
>>38494018Irony, I like. Changing this: >>38493960to that write-in.
>>38494037i like this one
>>38493964Oh, something witty. I though it said "look for something to beat him to death with".Otherwise, "No one expects the Khornate Inquisition!"
>>38493886>  You should say something witty before Beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)"Third times a charm!" (just to both confuse and horrify Ignitrix)
Hm. If I count >>38494018 as still a WS roll it passes.1d100 vs 68Missing would be... bad.I'll look over the write ins in the meantime.
What happens if Birdbrain goes Khorne due to our time meddling?
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>38494106
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>38494106FULL GRIMDERP
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>38494106
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>38494106
>>38494127Uhhh worth the reroll?
>>38494127of course...>>38494137Definitely worth it for the awesome scene.
>>38494107Then our time meddling wouldn't happen, which means that she wouldn't go Khorne, which means that our time meddling would happen, which means that she would go Khorne, which means we fuck everything up even more than it already is.
>>38494117>>38494122>>38494124Well you pass, but there is the matter of >>38494127. If you'd like to blow your reroll on it for this session you'll pretty much blow past-Iggy's mind with how cool you are.>  PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER>  Nah... we need that for later
>>38494154>>  PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDERLETS DO THIS SHIT!
>>38494144>two best birds, one khorne and one tzeentchMore heads to pat!
>>38494154>  PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
>>38494154>>  PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDERIf we're gonna do it, do it BEST. It'll work out somehow. Probably.
>>38494154>  PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER100% worth it.
>>38494154Make an impression!
>>38494154 Fuck yeah! When do we ever get a 1? Dooo it!
"Natural" 1 it is then. Writing...> Ignitrix: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
>>38494154> PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
"HAHA! Time for an inquisition!"
>>38494200She really should know by now that, when we're around, nothing ever goes as planned. Nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3swylpHp8gs>Captain Falcon = Cinder>Black Shadow = PinkyMcLoserson
>>38494239You're too late anon. The natural 1 has made it so we're fucking up the timeline. Again.
How else can we troll Iggy in the past? Give her the sword? The CS Khorne Book?
>>38494381Headpat, maim, murder, or accidentally the other guy.
>>38494374I think you mean IMPROVING the timeline! We're going for an SSS rank temporal restructuring. Any timeline in which we don't achieve overkill isn't a timeline worth living in.
>>38494381Pat her head. Also, tell her to convert to Khorne to be this awesome.
>>38494443That armless failure that drowned in a river.What he calls preparations, we call failing. We'd be doing Chaos everywhere a favor, even Slaanesh.
>>38494424I think the biggest fuckup we could do is to inform Iggy of the coming of the Tyranids.
>>38493886In the few seconds before you launch yourself at Lustlure you realize why past-Iggy is afraid. You’re a Bloodthirster, a daemon of Khorne. One such being that can appear if a psyker or sorcerer oversteps their bounds. She probably thinks you’re about to kill everyone present, including her. That’s not the case, of course, but you’re still going to put on a show. Roaring, you close the distance between yourself at the Daemon Prince before he has time to react. You slip beneath his slow counterattack and drive your claws straight up into one of his armor’s armpits. The brass-blessed tips sheer through the Power Armor as if it were nothing, straight on through to his skin, muscle, bone, and the other side of the armor. Lustlure shrieks in a high pitched, almost girly wail as his right arm detaches from his body. You catch it mid air and wield it like a club. Again and again you slam his own arm into himself, focusing on killing him in the most brutal and bloody way possible. It’s not long before you take off his other arm in much the same fashion as the first. With both arms in hand, and still pummeling the Daemon Prince into a pulp, you cackle, “THIS IS PRACTICE FOR ABADDON!”After perhaps thirty seconds of carnage you finally step back from the gore pile that used to be Lustlure. Not even his skull survived your onslaught, but you’re pretty sure it still counts. Your combat-high is redirected, though, as a sniff and click of a safety brings your attention to the other side of the room. There, past Ignitrix has taken shelter behind Helldrool, who has produced a rather twisted-looking hellfire pistol. And it’s pointing straight at you. From behind you in the temporal rift you hear, “Oh for the love of... “>  “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)>  Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix>  Start advancing on Helldrool to put the fear of Khorne further into their hearts>  Write in
>>38494743> Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix "The headpats are coming....">  “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
>>38494743>>  “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)>>  Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix"She's you by the way. Don't worry, we are going to be friends soonish."
>>38494743>  Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix"No need to thank the Daemon Inquisition, Chaos citizen. We live to serve! No one expects the Daemon Inquisition."
>>38494743> “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)> Take a moment to say something to Past IgnitrixWink at her. It'll screw with her head for years.
>>38494743> Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix"Hi Iggy" “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
>>38494852Clearly we must flash our Rosette too.Which makes me wonder - is it actually a Malleus one or a Chronos one?
>>38494743 "Remember, kids, if you don't go red, you'll end up dead." Exit stage left.
>>38494743 Headpats and encouragement! Dream big! Slay all who oppose you! Don't be afraid to make friends!Speak softly and carry a big sword!
>>38494899Bonus points for moonwalking out of the plane.
>>38494743> Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix "The headpats are coming...."> “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
So that happened.Writing...
>>38495044Was Iggy in the blood splash zone?
>>38494743You know you’re going to be returning to a lecture. So, the way you see it, you might as well actually deserve it. Still grinning like a blood-crazed Khornate you look around Helldrool and make eye contact with past Ignitrix. She shrinks under your gaze, actively recoiling when your features soften and you wink at her. Then you step back through the portal.On the other side, back in the present, is a very, very upset looking Ignitrix. Her feathers have always puffed out like a peacock’s when she gets this way but you’ve never seen her like this. She’s even sporting a pout that could make a puppy feel guilty. “What?” you say. “I did my job!”Ignitrix doesn’t answer at first. Not with words anyways. It’s only after a few frustrated whines that she manages to form coherent sentences. “Do you… do you have ANY IDEA how long I stressed about that wink?!”>  Recall Temporal Mechanics 101 and try to placate her through logic>  Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise>  Say “Yep” with a wink>  Remind her that the Necrons are coming (supposedly)>  Write in
>>38495210I think everybody was. Hell, Ignitrix probably got splashed through the portal. Also, what would happen if we kidnapped ignitrix through the portal?
>>38495238>>  Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise>>  Say “Yep” with a wink
>>38495238>  "Just as planned">  Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise>  Say “Yep” with a wink
>>38495238> "Just as planned"
>>38495238>  Write in"I just went with what felt right, wouldn't want to change the past or anything would we?"
>>38495238>3>2I'm slightly disappointed she isn't a few shades redder.
>>38495238>  Say “Yep” with a wink THEN...> Go for theproven method of calming her down with a headpat and praiseCannot... resist.... troll..... answer...
>>38495373Almost all answers are troll answers.
>>38495238>  Say “Yep” with a wink>  'Just as Planned'>  Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise
>>38495320Hard to say really. She IS a Tzeentch daemon. Sure she doesn't really change forms much but she seems rather consistent. Though I AM interested in what sort of combination would result of combining normal Iggy with some Khornate daemons. Too bad we don't have any drawfags around.
>>38495238Gonna have to go with "Just as planned".
Well I think we know what happens next.Writing...
>>38495320She's probably blushing. That's close enough, right?
>>38495473>she has a Khornette form now she could use as a disguise or for an edge in combatStill Tzeentch aligned, though. No need to change that
>>38495238If her look of rage is any indication you have about nine seconds before she completely snaps. Luckily that’s enough time to attempt to placate her. Though you do think she looks good in red.You wink and step forward. “Just as planned~”This causes her eyes to widen and her mouth to fall open. As you might have expected she fends off the incoming headpat. Instead of accepting it she throws herself into the air such that she can beat on your chest. “No! No it wasn’t!” she yells between punches. They don’t hurt physically but you do feel a little bad at how hurt she seems about all this. “You were supposed to just kill him and leave! Maybe rattle off about you were part of the Inquisition and how this was a great daemon to stuff into a weapon! But no! You instead scare a past version of me half to death and cause our timelines in this reality to be even MORE intertwined!”Are those tears leaking from her eyes? Jeez. Maybe you SHOULD have asked for a few more details. Then again, you are Cinder. That just isn’t in your nature. Yet you do need to deal with this before whatever happens with the Necron Technology outside happens.>  Be the better daemon and apologize>  Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down>  Tell her she can beat you senseless for real later, but first she has to get you two out safe>  Brush it off entirely. She’ll get over it.>  Write in
>>38495789uhhhm... I think we fucked up...
>>38495789>  Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down>  Be the better daemon and apologizeHUG THE BIRD
>>38495789>  Be the better daemon and apologize>  Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down
>>38495789"Hey, Best-Bird. calm down please? I didn't know"
>>38495789>>  Be the better daemon and apologize>>  Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms downWe probably should've gone the inquisition route. As opposed to khornish satan route.
>>38495789"Lets just go back in time to before I went back in time and tell myself off before I even do it......I'm confused"
>>38495789>  Be the better daemon and apologize>  Write inHug while she let's it out. And keep an ear out for weird machine noises.
>>38495789 Ask her why closer teamwork or whatever she meant with more intertwined is a bad thing.  Then comfort her until she calms down and say we're sorry . If we do it right, SHE'LL feel guilty.
I still think killing him with the Wraithsword would have been funny...
>>38495925We really should have paid more attention about paradoxes.
So that's a thing.Writing...
>>38495944Right, so lets go learn about paradoxes and what to do, then travel back in time to now and tell ourselves what to do!
>not on /tg/ for a while, come back see thisYES!
>>38495789You let Ignitrix vent her frustrations on you for another minute before moving to stop her and calm her down. For real this time. First you catch her fist as it’s en route to your sternum. You hold it firmly as she glares and struggles to get free.“No, you’ll get it back when you calm down,” you say, pulling her into a hug much like how you did in the bloodbath hours ago. This time she puts up way more of a fight though. In fact she nearly breaks free twice. But all said and done you’re left clutching a steaming bird to your chest.“Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize things could get THAT screwed up from a simple wink.”Ignitrix doesn’t respond until she runs out of energy struggling against your hold. Once she falls limp, still tears of rage in her eyes, you repeat your apology. “It’s because of that that you exist in the first place, now,” she mumbles finally. “That little wink drove me to research Khornate daemons so in depth that I might know more about Khorne than you ever will. The planet-wide massacre that spawned you? I did that. Or I did NOW. But that paradox could have easily resolved itself by cancelling us BOTH out.”She wriggles until she can look right up into your eyes. Now instead of anger you see the same hints of fear that past Ignitrix had. This might be the one (and only) time in history a Khornate daemon’s ever felt truly guilty about killing someone.>  Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)>  Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)>  Sigh and let her go. You’ll deal with this later when you’ve both had time to cool down.
>>38496334>  Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)This might be important... or maybe not, I'm not educated in temporal mechanics 101.
>>38496334>>  Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)
>>38496334Wasn't she from that planet? I feel this would've been an awkward talking point later...
>>38496334> Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)>  Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)
>>38496334> Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)> Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)She killed a whole planet for us? Really?Wow. That's not really convincing me to stop tampering with the timeline. Unless we tamper with it in ways that both resolve the paradox and create amusing changes.What's next? We go back in time, The Emperor is now a girl?
>>38496334We've done enough apologising. But now, we're going to call her "mommy".
>>38496334> This sounds like we're either going to fight ourselves or get slapped by Iggy for being dumb.
Guys, I think option 1 might end up with us fighting ourselves.
>>38496454>>38496470I'm pretty sure that's every Khorne daemon's dream.
>>38496428Or we create the best band in all of time and bring peace and harmony to the galaxy,
>>38496470This would be great! Finally a worthy foe! And even better, we can give Khorne our own skull... would this impress him or confuse him?
>>38496454>>38496470Demons in paradoxes tend to fuse alt-timeline selves, iirc.
>>38496487It confuses me.>>38496498Yeah but we're different, remember?
>>38496486>Emperor as lead singer>Cinder on guitar>Iggy on bass>Acerea on drums>Sytili as female vocals and keyboardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ4z0GR4Vu8
>>38496487We'd be giving him the greatest sacrifice anyone ever has! Our own skull! Let all other Khornates kneel in reverence to our ultimate sacrifice!
 pretty much has it uncontested.1d100 vs 40.
>>38496531Most Excellent Dude!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>38496556Cinder vs. CinderWhoever wins, we lose.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>38496556
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>38496556
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>38496556Braims
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>38496556
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>38496556LETS BREAK! THE UNIVERSE! Cinder own waifu path unlocked!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>38496556here's to not breaking the universe yet.
>>38496564>>38496568>>38496569damn it. We didn't impress Iggy.
>>38496564>>38496568>>38496569Well a 46 isn't a full degree of failure, but it's still a failure.Writing...
>>38496575Could the universe handle two Cinders?>Khornette Cinder>Nurgle Cinder>Tzeentch Cinder>Commissar Cinder>Carefree happy schoolgirl Cinder
>>38496617Commissar Cinder would actually be pretty fun to fight against.
Goddamit, so close
>Carefree happy schoolgirl CinderOh God. Is she a delinquent? Or just looks like one? I think we have an idea for a future timeline shenanigan based spinoff.
>>38496334Temporal Mechanics will never be your strong suit. But you vaguely remember Ignitrix mentioning something about daemons and paradoxes. You communicate as such mostly as an attempt to show her you listened. Maybe it’ll help.At first, Ignitrix grumbles, “Yes, daemons combine with their paradoxical selves but don’t keep knowledge of it. Funny how you remember that but nothing else.” But then she goes silent. You’re almost ready to ask whether you should try and pilot the shuttle out yourself when she resumes. “But I guess if it’s you… Let me go.”And so you do. She floats to the ground and dusts herself off. Then she points to the slowly closing temporal rift she opened. “If you really want to fix this, go through there. Kill yourself, your past self, and then go kill Lustlure. The proper way. Since it’s you it might actually fix the timeline should you not lose to your past self.”“Umm…”She holds up a hand. “BUT! If you fail I’ll only be able to pull you out right before your death. And it’ll mean we’ll have to get out of here the old fashioned way, likely by going through who knows how many Necrons. But if you don’t mess up? Well then instead of being livid I’ll only be upset.”You sigh deeply, “A start, at least.”>So what’ll it be, Cinder?>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!>  Let’s just… go. You’ve done enough damage to the timeline already.The roll was mostly to see whether you even thought of it in the first place and whether you could logic Ignitrix into calming down a little
>  Ask her what the "proper" way to kill lustlure is. Let's have the bird tell us *exactly* what to do so we don't fuck up again.
>>38496804My name is Cindy Cornette, I'm schoolgirl and this is the story of how I met my inner daemon.
>>38496861> You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
>>38496861>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!OUR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!OUR OWN SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!HAIL KHORNE!
>>38496861I don't want us to kill ourselves but we do it for best bird.>Number 1.
>>38496861>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!Woo!
>>38496902She already did: saying something about the inquisition and turning the guy into a daemon weapon.
>>38496804I was kinda going for a sickeningly sweet and uncharacteristically idyllic life for schoolgirl Cinder, but delinquent is definitely closer to her real personality. Maybe happy schoolgirl Cinder is an athlete or something. Fencing, I dunno.>>38496861>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!Let's do even MORE damage to the timeline!
>>38496902Well if you read what she said we mostly did it right except for the wink. We'd probably have been fine if we'd not fallen for the troll choices and just left.
>>38496902this>>38496861and 1 for worthy opponent
>>38496861>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
>>38496861 Cinder vs. Cinder Oh, yeah, and we should ask how to properly kill Lustlure.
>>38496861> You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull! > "Redo!"
>>38496861 You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!Commence Operation:Worse Plan than Trolling!!
>>38496942>>38496932These are correct.
>go back in time>try to kill self>Inquisitor Cinder of the Ordo Chronos appears and tries to stop us from killing ourself
>>38497000>Inquisitor Cinder appears>She brought Chapter Master Cinder of the Blood Ravens with her
>>38497028>Crisis on Infinite Cinders!>Cinderverse!
>>38497000I can totally see this happening
>>38497055The timeline is burning into Cinders!
I forget if 40k is one of those settings where ones true name gives you some power over them, but I assume it is.can we use our true name on our past or alternate selves?
We've entered an endless recursion in time.Well it can't get any worse.> Iggy: SHUT UPWriting...
>>38497028>inb4 1000 Cinder battle royale
>>38497028>Chapter Master Cinder of the Blood RavensThis...must happen.
>>38497000>>38497028>>38497055>Iggy is bludgeoned to death via hundreds of simultaneous head pats.
>>38497082It is a true name = power setting but we aren't a wizard (or psyker for that matter). We can't do anything with it. Best Bird can, but that is a risk.
>>38497086Honestly, I WANT it to get worse.Maybe we'll kill off Daemonette Cinder in the struggle.
>>38497115Before we can play her on april fools? Have you lost your mind anon?
>>38497115>1000 Cinders fighting>Daemonette Cinder arrives>1000 Cinders beating Daemonette Cinder into non-existence
>>38497115Do we ally and merge with Nurglette Cinder and Tzeentchette Cinder?
>>38496861>  You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!>I have to fight myself? Finally, a Decent Challenge!>Kiss Iggy on the cheek and charge into the time portal.
>>38497141We can still play her, it'll just be the events BEFORE we kill her.
>Emperor of Mankind Cinder
>>38497159We'll have to watch out for NEGA-Cinder, who joined Malal after her friends got killed by the Grey Knights on the first planet she went to and Khorne refused to let her reroll.
>>38497170No, it'll be the events after we kill her. Time fuckery is weird like that.
Guys, don't you know what this means? Forget the bird's approval, we can use this to fight and fight ourselves over and over again to where we'll always be the strongest version of ourselves what walks back through that portal! We just have to be really nice to Helldrool and Psyker Trixie when we're fighting.
>>38497275I kinda want to bully Helldrool, though.
>>38497265Or it's an alternate alternate Cinder who's also a slaneeshi bitch and didn't go into the all-cinder brawl because she knew it wasn't an orgy.
>>38497313>Slaaneshi>Not trying to Fuck space-time in the assIts like you're not even trying, Anon.
>>38497313Orgy of violence...
>>38496861Being brash and rushing into things without a plan is kinda what you do. Given the alternative of having to deal with an extremely upset Tzeentchean for what might be an eternity you’re going to stick to what you know. “Alright so…” You step in front of the portal again. “If I kill myself then what happens to you?”Ignitrix mumbles something even your daemonic hearing doesn’t pick up. Then she says, “I won’t remember having this conversation with you. You are the only one who can actually cause me to not remember my own timeline.” She doesn’t seem thrilled about this, continuing, “AND! I will be very alarmed at the fact you just came through a portal that I made to kill yourself. You’re still going to have to explain your mistake, even if you do everything perfect with Lustlure.”Welp. Maybe you’ll think of how to tell her all this without setting her off. For the most part, anyways. You know she’ll still be mad. But you’ll worry about that later. Now you have to focus on what might be the hardest opponent to date if you don’t handle it right: yourself.Just as you begin to walk forward again, Ignitrix calls out to stop you. “I have to stay here and keep the portal open. But I can offer you some aid if you so wish it.”“And that aid would be…?”She bites her lip. “A spell. I can tell you a string of words that, when used with a true name, freezes them in place for a time.”You come to a full stop. Khornates don’t do sorcery. At all. It has no place in an actual battle. Yet… you aren’t a normal daemon of Khorne. Maybe you should take the spell just in case?> Remember combat modifiers!>  You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)>  A surprise commissar maneuver might end this just as quickly as the spell (BS)>  Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)>  Take the spell and use it (WP)>  Write in
>>38497353Anon, why go to a huge merge-orgy-fight thingy when you can just stay in your alternate timeline and fuck everything there? We've already proven base-Cinder thinks of the big picture, so why shouldn't bitch-Cinder?
>>38497373>  You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)FOR THE BLOOD GOD! KHORNE WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!
>>38497373> Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)
>>38497373>  Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)>  Write inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6ugLM3ARwDo the "I see you're pushing too many pencils" arm wrestle thing while you're diplomancing.That'll be our "fight" with ourself.
>>38497373 As much as I REALLY want to finally use a gun on something in this quest, this is the most appropriate weapon against ourselves.
>>38497373>>  You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)
>>38497424Sounds hilarious. Supporting.
>>38497373>the hardest opponent to date if you don’t handle it right: yourself.Lucius can attest to that!>  You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)We're gonna wink at her anyway, right?
>>38497373 >>  You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)
>>38497373>>  Take the spell and use it (WP)since I brought it up....
>>38497373> Write inTell ourselves we're here to unshit the timeline, then duel to the death.Use every form of violence we have at our disposalPresent our own skull to Khorne.NO SPELLS! We deserve only the best opponents.
>>38497424Fuck it, I have already voted for 1 earlier, but this thing seems just as likely for Cinder
>>38497373> You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)Time to khorne
>>38497373> Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)"You upset Iggy and now you're going to fix it">I didn't do shit"Not yet you didn't, now here's what you're going to do..."
WAIT WAIT WAITBALLISTICS SKILLTHIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LEVEL THAT UP!WE'LL GET EXP FROM KILLING CINDERS WITH BOLTERS, AND THOSE WILL BE GONE FOREVER, BUT THEIR EXPERIENCES WILL STILL GO WITH USAND WE'LL RUN OUT OF AMMO, BUT FUTURE (PAST) CINDERS WILL NOTWE JUST HAVE TO KEEP GRINDING WITH THE HELP OF A TIME TRAVELLY GRAY KNIGHT BOLTER TO LEVEL OUR BALLISTICS SKILL UP!
>>38497424tempting, but lacks Skulls
I think I might like this version of Iggy who became our fangirl. Can we still wink at her?
>>38497601not a really good plan... if even one of those past/future Cinders kills you, you loose all that exp because that Cinder hasn't done this herself...
>>38497640Nah, our exp goes to her for killing us off.
>>38497373Number 1, fuck magik
>>38497626Just give her a friendly smile and say "Don't worry, everything will be alright."Say something encouraging! Even if we do play the part of some Demonic Inquisition.
>>38497700Let's say "Daijoubu" to give us a weeb flavored Iggy!
Rolled 89 (1d100)I THINK  has it if you consider >>38497424 with everything. So here's what we'll do:3d100 vs 52 (S), Fel (modifier depends on previous), and 68 (WS, may also get modifiers)I'm personally going to be rolling past Cinder's S check. You'll need to beat her degrees of success (or failure) to pass your first S check. Hopefully that makes sense.This is also why prewriting and notes will never work for KQ.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>38497722>>38497729
Rolled 26, 98, 52 = 176 (3d100)>>38497729
Rolled 94, 68 = 162 (2d100)>>38497750Damn. Didn't see the 3d100Here are my other rolls.
Rolled 41, 60, 1 = 102 (3d100)>>38497729
>>384977503d100 anon. Not 1d100. Way to waste an 18.
Rolled 55, 91, 11 = 157 (3d100)>>38497729but skulls
>>38497729It's , who taught you how to count?
>>38497780>Another 1Good Lord.
>>38497765>>38497780>>3849779026, 60, 1so.. 3 degrees of success... questionable success... and finally BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>38497765>>38497780>>38497790So let's see...You get a 26, a 60, and a 1.You beat past Cinder in a strength check but it's not nearly enough to give you a pass on your Fel check. So it's a good thing you rolled that 1. Not for past you but for you you.Fuck time.>I: I tooolllddd you!Shut up iggy.Writing...
>>38497834 didn't win, what are you on about?
>>38497855we're going with >>38497424
>>38497834>kill past Cinder>go back to kill Daemon Prince>see Iggy>toss her our own skull and say "Don't worry, everything will be daijobu"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1oQ1tQ02M
>>38497855We're still getting the WS  if you paid attention.
>>38497882I just had a thought: won't past us just be sent back to the immaterium upon death?
>>38497922Who the hell knows, were like that orc warchief that managed, due to warp ship fuckery, to murder his past self because he wanted a matching set of guns.
>>38497922Which is why the killing blow will either have to come from the GK Bolter or an Ignitrix True Name spell. We don't have a blank around and Sytili isn't here to eat us.
>Feeling that now is the time, you stand and throw out your right arm.>“Deeuffanir'eaokse! I name and bind thee! In the using your Name I command thee! Return to the depths of Hell from whence you come!”>Silence falls after you finish shouting. You start to feel extremely foolish as both daemon princes look at you like you’re an idiot. Then a tear in the materium opens up right next to Lustlure.>“HAHA! TIME FOR AN INQUISITION!” a voice shouts. Then a blur of red barrels out of the Warp and tackles Lustlure.>Helldrool looks over at you as his counterpart is literally being clawed to death. ++What did you do?++>“I…” Your voice shakes in fear from being in the same room as a Khornate daemon. “I thought I had found his name so I tried to…”>“STOP SQUIRMING! I NEED YOUR SKULL INTACT!”>++You used that book again didn’t you.++>“It was either that or…”>Both of you go silent as the crimson monster stands, Lustlure’s head in hand. It, she, turns to the tear in the fabric of reality and gives a thumbs up. “Great work Ignitrix! That was the perfect daemon to beat into a weapon!”>“Wha…” You shift just enough to look through the tear, only to see yourself. A twisted, daemonic version of yourself, but yourself indeed. It, she, YOU waves as the Khornate steps through the tear and seals it behind them. >Silence falls over the room. Just as Helldrool opens his mouth to speak, the entire ship rocks and a klaxxon of alarms begin sounding. Since this was from when she was a Bloodletter, we don't have to do anything the same. Iggy should have acted earlier while we were still Lesser, and before we got to know her like we do.
>>38497958How badly do you think Ignitrix will facepalm when she sees a us get into a fight with ourselves?
Can Iggy make a weapon from past Cinder?
>>38497882Seems like Cinder picked some Weeb up from when she was on that planet.>>38497834ELH, what became of the planet? You haven't told us.
>>38498019HELLS FUCKING YEAH SHE CAN!If not, we can ask for Khorne to assist with warp-time-fuckery.please forgive how excited I am..
>>38498019That way, we'll always be by her side! Alternatively, we'll always be ready for combat!
>>38497990She will squeak softly in confusion and despair, before locking herself in her room with her Cinder doll.
>>38497985>"Wait, I just realized I'm already different then how I'm supposed to be. Never mind Ignitrix! It was always going to change. I'm just gonna headpat your past self anyways then."
>>38498056>>38498055>Iggy now carries a Cinder sword everywhere
>>38498036The one you're on or the one Cinder spawned from? If it's the latter then it's never been brought up except with Mr. Silent. You just know it was a daemonic massacre.
>>38498075No, the Weeb planet!
>>38498074Alternatively: Cinder now wields motherfucking Cinder as a flaming sword!Ignitrix will forever dread this day as it marked a new meaning and use of "playing with yourself."
>>38498091Oh.Sytili's crew ate it and spawned a Nid fleet that went to go fuck with other places. Whatever wasn't eaten got turned into Plague Cultists and shot at other worlds but not the same ones the Tyranids are about to nom. This was hinted at somewhere in that arc, forget which specific #.
>>38496334>“That little wink drove me to research Khornate daemons so in depth that I might know more about Khorne than you ever will. The planet-wide massacre that spawned you? I did that. Or I did NOW. But that paradox could have easily resolved itself by cancelling us BOTH out.”Awww, we made each other, and were made for each other! That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard!
>>38498296I kinda want to keep that. It is really sweet.
>>38497373Your reply to Ignitrix consists of a simple shake of your head as you step through the portal once more. This time there’s no white intermission: you pop out immediately right where you started. Though the Ignitrix in front of you is no longer fuming. Instead, she seems completely confused.“B-But…” she starts to stammer. “But I just opened this. Why are you there and not…” Realization hits her just as past you (henceforth known as P-Cinder) walks into view. Both of you stare at one another, sizing up your opponent. Have you always been that big? And why is your tail doing that? Stupid tail. P-Cinder is first to break the tension by stepping forward. “I thought you were sending me into the past, Ignitrix, not cloning me…”Ignitrix sputters, “I was! It isn’t!”You match your counterparts stride, meeting her halfway and standing face to face. There’s barely any breathing room between you as you reply, “Well the good news is there’s still just one me. I’m here because my past self is apparently so much of a fuck up that she breaks the timeline.”P-Cinder scoffs. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. But if future me is this much of a bitch then maybe it’s best I break it. I can’t have YOU walking around with my name.”“Oh for fucks…” Both of you turn to look at Ignitrix. She’s driven her palm straight into her forehead and is backing away slowly. “I am NOT getting involved in this. If future me sent future you to do something then… then… I don’t even want to know.”“Are you taking her side?” cries P-Cinder incredulously.You grin sadistically, “See? So much of a fuck up that even Ignitrix knows it.”“Why you--!”With that, P-Cinder’s arm comes rocketing up in an attempt to punch your face. You meet it midway with a punch of your own, deflecting her blow and taking hold of her arm. For a time the two of you struggle, only for you to toss her back like a ragdoll. (cont)
>>38498306We can, we just have to wink past-birdy again after we give her the headpat she deserves.
>>38498325“Was I seriously ever this weak?” you ask as she flies backwards. “Maybe I SHOULD let you screw everything up if it means you learn how to be a proper Bloodthirster.”P-Cinder catches herself by slamming her tail into the deckplates and using it as an anchor. She comes to rest on all fours, ready to pounce. “A proper…” she begins to retort. “What in the ever loving Warp do you mean?”Perhaps you’re a little too excited. Maybe it’s the fact you feel completely alive after wrestling with someone who can actually fight back. Whatever the case, you forget to be diplomatic (for a Khornate) and reply, “I mean that you fuck up your most basic function: killing something properly.”Past you doesn’t like that. Not one bit. She comes flying at you like a bolter round, only 20 times more deadly. But, as she’s your past self, you know what she’s going to try next. So you…>  Deflect her claw swipe and rake her side>  Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)>  Pull out your GK Bolter and Commissar (BS)>  Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash her>  Kick her chest before her blow lands
>>38498342> Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash her
>>38498342>  Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)Prove that we're the strongest and can beat anyone, even ourself!
>>38498342>  Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)
>>38498342>>  Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)
>>38498342>  Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash herIn act Hulk Vs. Loki treatment on her via tail.Puny Cinder.
>>38498342>Pull out your GK Bolter and Commissar
>>38498342So this >>38498373
>>38498325Well, we knowntge limitations of the bird's loyalty now.
>>38498342 I have this mental image of us slamming ourselves into the floor again and again and again.
>>38498373I'm inclined to support this notion if not the Bolter. But anons will never realize that using the stupid gun leads to daemon fights being all of two dice rolls.>>38498342> For now, I guess.
>>38498373"Enact," my man.
>>38498395Clearly.She is loyal to us. all of us
>>38495473Can someone change this image to where she has hot pink-red hair and wings, and crimson robes with brass armor?
5 for 5 for Guess we'll wait a bit.>>38498535This is not me.
>>38498535Like, palette swap it.>>38498549"NotNotELH" is a mouthful.
>>38498535>>38498549hmm... is NotELH not ELH? This is quite the conundrum.
>>38498549You could always combine them. Overpower her then tail slam her about.
>>38498410I'd be all for the bolter normally, but not on -ourselves-. It's a holy relic, so, who knows what could happen? It might kill us for real.
>>38498590That sounds pretty good. I vote to combine them with this anon.
>>38498590I'd be okay with this.
>>38498610By their power combined, we are Captain Planetkiller?
>>38498590works for me
Combining because reasons.1d100 vs 52Failing will lead to more facepalms.Not failing leads to making yourself a Cinder flail.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>38498672
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>38498672
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>38498672By shenanigans combined!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>38498672we shall not fail
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>38498672Once more unto the breach!
>>38498686>>38498687fuck we nearly did!
>>38498679>>38498680>>38498686Cutting it close tonight, aren't we? Must be the 1's.Writing...
>>38498710Hey, speaking of tonight, how long will you be running?
>>38498781Until this sages off ideally. We'll see where we are with combat then.
>>38498798Aww, no thread 2? But you started so early in the day!
>>38493279>>38493325"Jeez sis, why are you so angry?""I think somebody needs a massage!">>38496428>We go back in time, The Emperor is now a girl?We should do that!>>38496617>>38496641And this!
>>38498884Hey, it's you. Welcome back!
>>38498342Using your foreknowledge of what you would do in this situation, you step aside as Past You flies past. As she does you reach out and latch onto her tail and rip it backwards. The force immediately causes her body to snap rigid and slam against the floor. Huffing, you wrench her tail (and thus her) over your head. “I told you… I’m… stronger…”P-Cinder’s next impact causes the deckplates to shatter completely. By the time you’ve repeated the humiliating process on her thrice more alarms in the station are going off. ==WARNING: STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAILING==Unfortunately, three tail-based slams is all you get. The next time you go to introduce her to the floor she stops herself and rolls over. Caught in the motion, you’re sent flying into her waiting claws. Damn you for being so pointy (-12 wounds). Once the two of you separate you square off once more. Though this time you both drop into different combat stances. You guess this is where your knowledge of yourself and the past stops. >  Let her make the next move>  Charge! (WS)>  BLAM! (BS)>  Taunt her (Fel)>  Write in
>>38498914>>  Charge! (WS)
>>38498914>  Taunt her (Fel)>==WARNING: STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAILING==This worries me.
>>38498914>>  Charge! (WS)gotta keep that initiative
>>38498914>  Charge! (WS)Always make the first move!and in any case, that structural integrity failure wasn't our ship, was it? Are we in front of birdie or on board past-birdie's ship?
>>38498914[1[+[2[ Consider it a well-timed, sudden interrupt.
>>38498914>  BLAM! (BS)>  Taunt her (Fel)
>>38498914> Charge! (WS)
>>38498965We're on the Ordo Chronos station before going to Past Iggy's ship. You know, the one that's keeping us from falling into the time-raping warp storm?
>>38498998so we just cracked the very important time-travel station?Yeah, anon, that does not make me worry any less.
>accidentally kill best bird>everything goes black>"Cinderella dear~. It's time to go to school."
>>38498914>  BLAM! (BS)We need to go back in time again?
>>38498914>I think this is our hint that too many WS clashes with our past self will lead to us all going into the rift and dying?
Rolled 81 (1d100) It is.1d100 vs 68Since it's opposed, I get to roll too.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>38499181
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>38499181>>"Cinderella dear~. It's time to go to school."
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>38499181Nat 100!
>>38499188>>38499194>>38499199Yeah I'd say you kick the shit out of your past self. That's what... 5 DoS vs 1 DoF?Writing...
>>38499199>>38499188I have a feeling we got a few degrees of success above past-us...
>>38498914You may no longer have knowledge of what P-Cinder will do, but you do know the flaws of the stance she’s in. It favors long, sweeping strikes that are meant to move the enemy how and where you’d like. What it’s not good at is blocking, instead relying on you being faster than the opponent or at least able to predict their moves. Rather than barge right in and let her know you’ve seen a way to reach her, you only step in and trade off a quick series of blows. You dodge or block each one of her attempts to strike you, but only just. Once you’re certain she’s been lured into a false sense of security you change your form mid motion as strike her on the nose.The effect is instantaneous. She goes flying across the room into a bookshelf. It’s immediately reduced to rubble as P-Cinder stands and curses at you. “So Khorne-damned…” she pants.“Good? Better than you…?” you reply.“No. Stupid.” Suddenly the Grey Knight bolter materializes in her hand. The barrel is leveled squarely at your head as she aims and pulls the trigger.>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)>  Bolter round vs. Bolter round! (BS)>  Take the hit like a man. Er… daemon (T)
>>38499422>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)I'm disappointed in past Cinder.
>>38499422>>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)
>>38499443I dunno. The way I read it is she knew we were going to do that and thus let it happen so she'd get a clear shot. That's pretty tactical and Khornate of her.
>>38499422>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)>  Bolter round vs. Bolter round! (BS)Take cover and return fire!
>>38499422> Take the hit like a man. Er… daemon (T)Don't know if trap option....FUCK IT!
>>38499422>"Hey, you're eating up all my ammo! Stop doing that!"I think it'd be cool if Past Cinder won because Future Cinder failed before her.
>>38499422>>  DODGE FOR THE LOVEOF ALL THAT IS A DAEMON (Ag)>> Bolter round vs. Bolter rounds! (BS)
>>38499422>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)>  Bolter round vs. Bolter round! (BS)Gun kata Cinder!
>>38499422>  Take the hit like a man. Er… daemon (T)Show our disgust and disappointment in this maneuver of hers.
>Future Cinder has to lose this fight
>>38499522What would happen if we threw P-Cinder into the Big Time Vortex Outside?
>>38499601Let's find out.
>>38499612>>38499601I want her to get turned into a sword by Iggy
>  DODGE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DAEMON (Ag)Let's pull a matrix.
1d100 vs 55
>>38499422>  Bolter round vs. Bolter round! (BS)"COOL! NOW I CAN GET A MATCHING SET!"Has everyone been getting like 8 letter sets of odd contrasted words to go through in captcha or just me?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>38499690failing in...
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>38499690
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>38499690
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>38499690
>>38499710>>38499716>>38499718Yeah you dodge. Kinda.Writing...
>>38499710>>38499716>>38499718Most tightly clenched we have ever beenCaptcha: enDusNo captcha not now
>>38499747Does the shell destroy our other dragon skull paldron?
>>38499772I didn't realise this earlier, but when we win P-Cinder, we can take her intact skull paldron and have a matching set again.
>>38499806Hey, do you think we might be able to D4C ourselves with Past Cinder?
>>38499422You predict what happens next and leap out of the way. But instead of the expected sound of a negative psy-energy bolt wizzing by you hear nothing. Not even the sound of such a bolt being discharged. Instead you look up and realize all too late that you’ve been tricked. P-Cinder didn’t fire the bolter at you: she threw it at you. The bolter smacks you in the same place you just punched her. Due to its anti-daemonic casing you’re left seeing stars for a moment (-5 wounds). A moment long enough for your counterpart to run over and kick you into the wall opposite. “It seems I traded brains for brawn,” she taunts as you pick yourself up from the wreckage of a bookshelf. “Because only a stupid Bloodletter would fall for that sort of a ruse.”She smirks, then adds, “Even No-Horn would have dodged that properly.”Oh no she didn’t.>  Become rage itself (WP, WS)>  Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)>  Taunt her back while you wait for her to move (Fel)
>>38499806Actually, I'd also like to make a delivery out of that.I mean, how often do you get a Bloodthirster offering Khorne her *own* skull, won fairly through combat? That's kind of fucking badass.
>>38499857> Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)
>>38499857>  Become rage itself (WP, WS)
>>38499857>>  Become rage itself (WP, WS)>Scream incoherently
>>38499857>>  Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)Lets beat her to death with a gun!
>>38499857>  Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)
>>38499857>>  Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)
>>38499857>EAT HER BODY BUT LEAVE HER HEAD INTACT SO SHE JUST GETS BRAINS INSTEAD OF BRAWN!
>>38499857>  Become rage itself (WP, WS)P-Cinder should have known better.
>>38499857>>  Become rage itself (WP, WS)
>>38499857> Become rage itself (WP, WS)
>>38499920She just read us like a book. 5 bucks says she's banking on us going rage mode next.
>>38499857What a fucking bitch, lets show this cunt who's boss lads>1 become the anger
Is the fight going to end in a draw with both Cinders in good spirits? possibly commenting on each others better strategies leaving P-Iggy stunned, confused and mildly agitated over the situation...
>>38499975>"Your next choice is '> Become rage itself'>"> Become rage it-SHE STOLE MY FAVORITE TRICK!"
>>384999755 bucks says that any and all Cinders go stronger than rational cinder in hulk-mode.
>>38500022But then how does the timeline resolve itself? Where does F-Cinder go? Back to the present to find out P-Cinder didn't fuck up?
>>385000365 bucks says the Ordos Chronos station can't handle Cinder in hulk-mode.
>>38499915>EAT HER BODY BUT LEAVE HER HEAD INTACT SO SHE JUST GETS BRAINS INSTEAD OF BRAWN!...So, two-headed Cinder now?
>>38500091This.If we go hulk the station's liable to completely asplode. And then everything goes tits up.
>>385000915 bucks say-Screw this, we all know that no matter what we do, a Cinder wins.Captcha: okeYa. Yes captcha, we're ok.
>  Combine your Warp Chains with your own GK Bolter and show her how it’s done (BS)The P Cinder probably expects us to go rage mode. Let's buck expectations.
>>38500091At this point, I just want the timeline to implode.
6 for 6 for I think.Soooooo... Yeah...
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>38500204coinflip!
>>38500204I vote for  for what it's worth.
>>38500204why not zoid- I mean both?
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>38500213>>38500227Welp. Guess I have to coin flip now.
>>38500287Cool, 3d100 vs 41, 31, and 51 (varying modifiers)
Rolled 26, 76, 68 = 170 (3d100)>>38500310Hoo boy. Fun times ahead.
Rolled 80, 23, 58 = 161 (3d100)>>38500310
Rolled 50, 71, 11 = 132 (3d100)>>38500310
Rolled 79, 74, 19 = 172 (3d100)>>38500310
Rolled 91, 61, 23 = 175 (3d100)>>38500310Here we go
Rolled 55, 21, 69 = 145 (3d100)>>38500310
>>38500325>>38500330>>38500335Success, success, success.Yes.
>>38500325>>38500330>>3850033526, 23, and 11. Seems you pass it all. Writing...
>>38499857It takes you every ounce of willpower not to fall for her taunt. You know that’s what she wants. She’s been playing you like a fiddle while you were trying to use her spine as an accordion. It’s time to fix that. “No-Horn,” you begin, producing your own Bolter. “Would not have even reduced himself to such trickery.”P-Cinder scoffs, “If that’s trickery then turn in your skulls now. You’ve done worse in the past.”You ignore her. Instead, you focus on sending out tiny tendrils of warp energy from your claws to wrap around your firearm. Once you’ve done that you fling your arm out wide. Attached to you via chains of energy, the Bolter flies out and smacks P-Cinder across the face. Just as it swings to the side you pull your thumb back and cause the weapon to fire. But you aren’t aiming at her. No, you use the momentum produced from the explosion to cause it to hit P-Cinder’s other cheek.Then you yank the chains back a little. The resulting slack causes the bolter to drop low and spin so its barrel faces the deckplates. You fire again and send the butt of the weapon into P-Cinder’s jaw. Once that’s done you whip it back into your waiting hand and grin.“Now THAT,” you sneer. “THAT is how to properly use a weapon. Still think I lost the brains?”P-Cinder spits out a wad of blood and smiles. It’s the kind of smile all Khornates know. The kind that says, “Yeah, but you’re a dick and I’m so going to kill you now.” But before either of you can act further, Ignitrix speaks up.“Are you two done yet? Is it out of your system? Or are you going to go until this entire station falls into the rift outside? Because I don’t know about you, but I’m not sticking around for that if so.”>  Nope, we’re not done until I say so.>  Nope, not until past me gives up>  Temporary truce?
>>38500620>  Temporary truce?> W-what happens if the station falls into the rift? Where will we end up?
>>38500620>  Nope, not until past me gives up
>>38500620> Nope, we’re not done until I say so.
>>38500620> Nope, not until past me gives up
>>38500620> Let's D4C into each other! Or maybe we could take turns as each other's daemon sword.
>>38500620>>  Temporary truce?
>>38500620>  Temporary truce?
>>38500620>  Send us further into the past so we can stop ourselves from destroying the station...
>>38500620> ""Calm your tits, we've only been fighting for about 8 seconds, tops.""
>>38500620>>  Take this opportunity to blam your past self.
Look, guys, as much as I want cute school girl Cinder, I kinda like Khornette Cinder too, so let's not destroy this station and get sent to god knows what reality.
>>38500713As humorous as this is, it would lead to Ignitrix eventually doing the following.That and I'm not really sure I can do infinite time loops. This is already a clusterfuck as it is. So... QM-veto on this. Stick to one of the three options.
>>38500713Ignitrix will definitely refuse.
>>38500905can we use this distraction to blam our past self quickly? Captchas working again
>>38500905Let's end the quest here, it'll be funny!
>>38500718We did kinda kill (or help kill if you want to be technical about it) a Lord of Change in what amounts to minutes. And that involved punching Space Barges!
>>38500952No fuck you
>>38500948But then we wouldn't be able to get our/her skull!
>>38500994I think were a bit past that point now, we may have managed to piss Ignitrix off even worse in fact.
 has it otherwise I believe. Writing...
>>38500620You did sorta come back in time to prevent Ignitrix from being pissed off in the first place. So you lower your claws and shake your head at your counterpart. “She has a point, you know.”P-Cinder glares at you for a moment. Then she spits again, stands, and stares at Ignitrix. When you follow her gaze, you see a very familiar set of bags under Ignitrix’s eyes.“While you two were being idiots,” she says. “I chatted with future me. Not God me but the me who sent you.” She points at you. “And honestly? I don’t know whether to be mad or to feel touched that you went to all this trouble on my account.”“Uhhh…”She cuts you off, “BUT I DO KNOW if you two continue to be idiots in a very fragile station I’m either going to turn you both into dolls or going back to the Engine by myself. As it is, if YOU.” She points at P-Cinder this time. “Do EXACTLY what I tell you, all of the me’s can coordinate and make it so this works. Otherwise…?”The threat hangs in the air like an ominous, toxic cloud. You’re not entirely sure this is better than what you came here to try and fix. But maybe it is? Past You seems to be okay with this. She’s certainly not giving you the “time to die, bitch” look anymore. Okay maybe a little bit, but she’s only you. You can’t fault her for hating you.>  Begrudgingly accept Iggy’s proposal>  Apologize and go sit in the corner until it’s time for you to leave or something>  Give Past You shit until she leaves
>>38501290>  Begrudgingly accept Iggy’s proposal
>>38501290> Begrudgingly accept Iggy’s proposal
>>38501290>>  Begrudgingly accept Iggy’s proposal
>>38501290>Use meta-knowledge from time traveling and paradoxes>"But we're not Bloodletters! You're gonna get spooked and interested in why you're affiliated with a bloodthirster regardless!"
>>38501418To be fair Cinder's image was still up in the air at that point. Plus it doesn't matter which big red thing Cinder is. Past Iggy is still gunna freak out and think she accidentally rolled Perils.
I'm not sure why a wink is more life-changing than>It, she, turns to the tear in the fabric of reality and gives a thumbs up. “Great work Ignitrix! That was the perfect daemon to beat into a weapon!”
>>38501487Because we brutally beat him to death with his own arms until he was a puddle of gore and THEN we winked at her wordlessly before leaving.
>>38501464You mean the very specific image at >>38497985?
>>38501412Well  you just kinda pout and go kick stuff until it's your turn to be dealt with. 's more apologetic and less pouty.  is just straight up rage/bitch-mode.
>>38501290>  Begrudgingly accept Iggy’s proposal>  Apologize and go sit in the corner until it’s time for you to leave or something
We're still getting the old Iggy and Wink!Iggy from this, right? She might start doing more Khorney things, and that gives me a murderboner.
>>38501290>>38501520Ah. Well then  it is.Tsundere Cinder a go-go!
 it is. Writing...>>38501586You'll see
>>38501290It doesn’t take you long to parse everything that’s happened and realize that this is still sorta all your fault. But your pride won’t let you admit that out loud. Khornates have standards, after all. Even if you’re not a typical daemon of the Blood God you’re not going to admit anything with your past self present. That smug bitch.As such, you fold your arms across your chest and turn away towards the wall. “Fine. Do whatever. I’ll just be over here then. Counting my skulls. Which I earned LEGITIMATELY.”In reality you just stare very hard at a wall while Past You confers with Ignitrix. You hear a popping sort of noise, then silence. Just as you’re about to turn around to see what’s going on, you feel a pair of hands wrap around your waist.“You’re an idiot,” whispers Ignitrix into your back. “But you’re my big red stupid idiot. Never do that again. Ever. You’re banned from time.”Begrudgingly, you look down and pat her hands with a sigh. “So much for giving Khorne my own skull. That would have been really cool and unprecedented.”“Oh hush. If it means that much to you I can pull a version of you out of time to kill later in a place that won’t lead to temporal rape.”You don’t really know how to respond to that right now. But it does remind you of one thing in particular.“So… are you still technically my mother now or…?”Ignitrix squeezes you, far stronger than you ever remember her being. “I haven’t decided yet. But even if I did keep some aspects of that FUBAR’d timeline I wouldn’t be your ‘mother.’ Never. We’re…” She trails off, as if embarrassed.“We’re what?”“You know.”Khorne damn it. Is it too late to kill yourself? You can’t handle this right now.> Housekeeping next post
>>38501899As I thought, /tg/ does not do time travel stuff well. But maybe it was entertaining anyways. At least the clusterfuck is fixed now. Mostly.I'll think about whether to start earlier in the future. I feel like we moved faster than usual.Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go flick off a clock until it cries.
>>38501899We're both mother-daughters! We were made by each other.
>>38501955Will we ever get Crisis on Infinite Cinders? Alternate reality, not time travel?
>>38501982April Fool's day. Guess I'll put up a poll.
>>38501899>“We’re what?”>“You know.”Is it what i think it is ELH....Pic related?
>>38501899Hoping she makes good on that promise to pull an alternate us to kill.Preferably Khornate, so the fight is harder and more honorable, and the skull is worth more as a result.
>>38501899>some aspects of that FUBAR’d timelineWhat other aspects were there?
>>38501899So did we get a Slaaneshi Sword or not?
>>38501955Oh right, necrons. Looking forward to that.
>>38502007>>38502038She learned literally everything about khorne and khornes slice of chaos.
>>38502021I neither confirm nor deny the /u/-boat. I do this in good faith (which I'm sure the royal you will abuse) and may change my mind on it later. For now it's best to think of them as maximum BFFs>>38502054No, sorry. Perils of rolling a 1. Sometimes it's too hardcore. Honestly you don't need a daemon weapon anyways.
>>38502058GREAT! This means she doesn't (did) have to spend her time scouting on our competition!
>>38502090Maximum BFFs who cuddle and sometimes kiss but not in a way that's gay or anything.
>>38502135There's been no kissing. Cuddles yes. Anything else is too lewd for Khornates. The fact that he's willing to let us have this much speaks volumes. Don't be assholes about it and he might bring back Slaanesh. That's how I see it, anyways. He's testing the waters.Besides, one does not simply have sex with a Khornate that doesn't involve someone dying or being severely maimed. Even if both entities involved are daemons.
I just realized: Cinder's birth and life is a constant. There are no alternate versions of her!
>Never. We’re…Sisters? Sisters who cuddle and headpat?
Based on what I feel like writing, here's the poll for April 1st:http://strawpoll.me/3799969As with all polls it's non-binding. I mostly use it to see what people are interested in.
>>38502330toughest poll ever...
>>38502330I voted daemonette, but I had in mind Cinder pretending to be Ignitrix. And vice versa.
>>38502330Gotta go with daemonette.Princess and Commissar are incredibly tempting, though.
>>38502413If you didn't laugh at the mental image of Cinder in a cute red dress and being all fancy-like as a pretty princess then you're doing it wrong.
>>38502330I really want to see what kind of daemon estate we would play her as.
>>38502330If we have to be a daemonette, can we skip the obvious sex, drugs, and rock and roll? Maybe one that just really likes collecting stamps?
>>38502446Cinder needs to be forced to be a demure noble as a disguise one of these days.
>>38502465That would be the idea, mostly.
>>38502465>no rock and rollWhat's wrong with that?
>>38502465Sure. Slaanesh is about desire, so collecting, gluttony, being the best at something, racing, ect. are all ways we could play it.
>>38502512A daemonette that's all about excessive love but no lust?
>>38502553>gluttonyHey, absorption quests can be pretty fun. Let's eat enough Daemonettes to challenge a Keeper of Secrets, then enough Secret Keepers to challenge the Princess of Thirsty himself!
>>38502512Please don't skip rock and roll. It's fun. Hair metal/ rock/ glam rock is fantastic.
>>38502646Will the hair and tentacles be able to fit?
>>38502539It's part of the obvious things that go with Slaanesh. Low hanging fruit. What about painters obsessed with colour? Dancers in love with form and motion? Smiths devoted to the finest blades, navigators to the most beautiful charts, even warriors to the most stylish form of fighting? Chaos is pigeonholed into the most boring aspects of their gods all the time, why not look elsewhere?
>>38502512So, do you not like writing smut?
>>38502693Can we be a warrior who rocks out while using hiser bladed guitar to behead hiser enemies?
>>38502693Rebellious Artist Cinder might be fun.>each new planet she conquers is an "art project"
fuck yes! I was waiting all week for this!!Thank you notelh for the hilarious fun story, I know some guy kinda entirely turned you away from acerea arcs but could we maybe get a mini quest around the eldar we picked up and or the captian blank we have?
>>38502727>or the captian blank we have?Who?
>>38502727Maybe. I like Kaysis.>>38502694Not really. Not anymore. It has to serve a purpose in the greater narrative for me to care about writing it. >>38502646To clarify: It'd mostly be me tackling Slaanesh like I have all the other Chaos Gods. >>38502693 kinda touched on this. And besides, you already get metal references in KQ.
>>38502810>I like Kaysis.So do I! Especially her ability to make fighting robots and bioweapons (I hope she's gotten that good). Ooh, maybe she could turn robots into bioweapons!>captcha: splopI know just what to call the first one!
I get enough Slaanesh in my BC round. It's a toss between Terrasque and Tea Party for me. The idea of letting Cinder loose on Faerun -is- kinda tempting, though. Or maybe have a typical DnD party planeshift aboard the time station...
>>38502924Personally I'd be amused to see how a level 6 wizard reacts to his Tarrasque cheese failing and Cinder just beating him to death with his own arms.
>>38502810Hey, will Cinder and Iggy ever accidentally time so hard that they get sent to Warhammer Fantasy?
>>38502946That's too typical Cinder for me though.Princess tea party or daemonette.
>>38502924>Or maybe have a typical DnD party planeshift aboard the time station...Cross-Setting shenanigans actually sound like they could be incredibly fucking awesome. What about Cinder suddenly encountering a few Shadowrunners?
>>38502975Princess daemonette's perfect tea party
>>38502975That's it! We are in search of the perfect tea party!
>>38503005I would love to play this!
>>38502974"Who is this Lofwyr and why does he scare you more than I do?"
>>38503016And the perfect dress to wear to said tea party.>>38502974> Cinder kills a dragon or two> Nothing changes
how many here would like to play as a daemonette/princess/possessed noble/daemon princess travelling across the galaxy/warp to have tea parties
>>38503081Aye.Princess daemonette Cinder sound hilariously out of character.
>>38503099Who said anything about Cinder? I'd like to play someone fresh and unrelated.
>>38503126Well in that case, start planning the quest!
>>38503131but I am, we all are, we're telling ELH what we'd like to see
>>38503162If you honestly expect ELH to start a new quest, you're either new or naive.Best solution is to do it yourself.
>>38503178????????It's for the april fools oneshot, you goof
I recall long ago that Greenmarine said he'd be willing to do a daemonette if/when ELH ever got around to it in KQ. Do you think this qualifies? Or is he still doing his D&D group?
>>38503099>>38503178Oh wait, I'm sorry. I had failed to read what the poll was asking, the fault lies entirely with me.
>>38503199I think the universal opinion of Cinder, Iggy, and Acerea is "rip and tear" any pink types.
>>38503199A cool Slaaneshi could be one with incorporeal arms, or multiple arms like a Hindu deity. Either something like Durga, or Venus de Milo.
>>38503263They've only met one so far, I think they're just prejudiced because they view them as a bunch of rapists.
>>38503263Too bad any possibility of a good Slaaneshi character was ruined.Oh well. Long live the Nid Chaos Goddess.
>>38503300Slaanesh is that upstart noob god tried to steal from Khorne. Cinder is part of Khorne. The odds of her accepting a Slaaneshi in her presence in any way beyond "dead as a doornail" would usually be close to zero.
>>38503457Not necessarily the same for the other two. I'm not even sure how Iggy and Acerea tolerate each other.
>>38503522The enmity between Tzeench and Nurgle is far less pronounced. They're more a cycle than a clash of titans, tbh.
>>38503423You mean Nid Khornate Champion?
>>38503457Cinder's surprised her friends with how non-Khornate she seems sometimes. It's likely there's an exception to every rule.
>>38503865Cinder gets away with it because she's full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdfhEy6TwqM
I love Cinder's boobs, I hope we get to see more of them in the future!
>>38504163here ya go
>>38502330>http://strawpoll.me/3799969damnit I wanted the terrasque, that..that sounds like it would be fucking hilarious, NO WAIT MAKE HER THE EMPRASQUE FOR A DAY!!! Oh man....I dont think the time lines could handle it....