Welcome, ca/tg/irls and fa/tg/uys, to the first edition of the /tg/ Exterminatus Games, where 24 contestants chosen by you (yes, YOU!) brutally murder each other for our enjoyment.To start us off, I'm going to need 24 contestants, preferably related to /tg/ and with an image supplied to form our pool of contestants!>What the fuck is this you faggotIt's a simulator some guy made online for the hunger games, and can lead to hilarious results due to the RNG and custom character options.
>>38462667Old Man Henderson, The Emperor, Kharn, Noh, and Amazo.
>>38462667>Guts if you want to go weeb, Götz von Berlichingen if you want to go historyfag
>>38462667Commissar John FuklawGorgutz
>>38462667Los Tiburon, Sir Bearington, OP, Slumgar Banana-aire, chandere, Lelf, Nicol Bolas.
>>38462667Xeno, Indrick Boreale
Just a little over halfway there folks, 11 more names and we can get this show on the road.
Marneus Calgar, Abadabadoo, Lelith Hesperax Drizzt, Raistlin, the Dragon of TyrJim Profit, Prometheus Zeus
5 more names folks!
Heinrich Kemmler, the master necrophiliac of the undead forces!
>>38462861Conan the Barbarian, obviously.
>>38462667The d20 system.
Right, that's enough names, compiling an image now!
>>38462874forgot his image..http://whfb-de.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/d/d0/KemmlerArtwork.jpg/230px-KemmlerArtwork.jpg
Laaaadies and gentlemen, here are your contestants for today!Now, the format of the exterminatus games are similar to that of the hunger games, in fact they are exactly the same.24 people enter, only one leaves!At the beginning of the games there is a stockpile of goodies for the contestants to fight over to get a competitive edge, in addition, sponsors can send help via care package to certain contestants, and things get even more crazy with random events occurring in the arena!So, without further ado, let's begin!
>>38462936District 12 is hardest district.Also:>Matt Ward>AliveDo something about that Heinrich & Jim
>>38462936>not having Gorgutz and the grot from the same district
>>38462936Rank and File fags represent!.
>>38462936Rooting for Heinrich, Grot and armless Abaddon
>>38462936Aaaaand we're off!A lot of resource gathering going on, but once we get to the end we get some action!Commissar Fuklaw turns to his left and sees a tiny grot wearing a bat costume, and promptly BLAMS it, while Abaddon stumbles around yelling about Creed before falling into a lake.
>>38463013>Abaddon manages to get himself killed firstSasuga.
>>38463013>Grot dies first turn>Conan snatches a bottle of alcohol>Kharn clutches a first aid kit and runs awayKharn, you...feeling all right?>Abaddon cannot swim because he has no arms
>>38463058Oh, and>Old Man Henderson grabs an empty backpack.
>>38463013>John Fuklaw kills Grot in a fit of rageKek.
>>38463013>Kharn clutches a first aid kit and runs away
>>38463001You must be cursed, or something.
>>38463013The second turn of Day 1 is underway, and John Fuklaw continues his crusade, attempting to chase down xeno this time instead of a Grot!Matt Ward constructs a shack, presumably to sell overpriced miniatures out of!A wizard from some series I know nothing about lights a loli on fire!A giant, bling covered blue space marines hides in bushes!Never a dull moment, that's our motto here at the exterminatus games!
>>38463013Orange Chainsaw is killing Matt Ward next round, I can feel it.
Let us have a moment of silence for the plebs who died in the first round.
>>38463094Heinrich is still in the game, and he has water!>>38463098Marneus Calgar camouflages himself in the busheskek
>>38463098>Raistlin sets Noh on fire with a molotov
>>38463118All according to the Codex Astartes!
>>38463098Fuklaw's on a fucking roll, hope he goes all the way.
>>38463098>Jim Profit convinces Doomrider to not kill him, only to kill him instead.ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-YEAH!93% Cocaine in action.
>>38463114Night falls, and it seems three major groups have formed.Los Tiburon continues the lonely path of a lucha, and Gorgutz mourns the loss of his Grot alone.Meanwhile, Mr. Profits shitposting is getting out of hand, he has already killed DoomRider and now the Emprah falls to his faggotry, oh the humanity!
>>38463157No, that means DR is down.
>>38463155I fucking hate him. I've never found him funny.
>>38463163>Emprah down>Matt Ward now in a party with Conan and Kharn
>>38463163>Jim Profit kills the EmprahHeresy!>Matt Ward isn't dead yetHERESY!
>>38463182>>38463195Wait, does that mean the Emperor's dead?
>>38463163DAWN OF THE SECOND DAYJim Profit hides in the bushes, waiting for his next victim.Los Tiburon constructs ¡EL ARENOS DOS LUCHA!Calgar defeats Conan in single combat, but does not grant him a warriors death!In other news, Gorgutz adds xeno to his WAAAAGH because "Da green eyes iz orky enuff fer me."
>>38463213Emprah is ded, and before ward too.
>>38463213The emperor , our hero, has had his head hammered. He is dead.
>>38463213Yes, anon. Emprah is dead, we must now dance the dance of heathen gods!
>>38463239And all because of shitposting
>>38463165>Jim Profit blogs at Doomrider so long he ups and kills himselfSeems about right. Can't blame the guy.
>>38463230Space Marine on Conan smut when?
>>38463213Yep. Let's hope Ward dies next.
>>38463230Big up the peoples next biggest hero, calgar the chivalrous. Spared Conan , I see a future spacemarine
>>38463239Quick, better build him a giant throne for him to do fuck-all on for the next ten thousand years.
>>38463230Sir Bearington's legendary ruse and rogueness works well for him, apparently.
>>38463263No. He recognised that Conan is in fact one of the long lost Primarchs, and so his spiritual liege.
>>38463243The second night is upon us, with a suprising lack of murder happening.Jim Profit is confronted by Los Tiburon, could this be the end of the shitposters rampage?Fuklaw sets up camp on his own, refusing to work with "Fuckin' xeno sympathizers."Under the cover of darkness, RaF Soldier carries out a daring raid against Matt Ward's production center, destroying his molds and codex printing press, stalling his effort to ruin 40kMeanwhile Conan attempts to heal his wounds, perhaps he wishes for revenge?Oh, and the loli-killer screams for help or something.
>>38463230>stealing from Kharn
>>38463304>Heinrich Kemmler falls ill from contaminated water.Damnit Heinrich, you were my last horse in the race.
>>38463304Rank and File doing the God-Emperor's work, even after Jim Profit's shitposting put him on the throne.
>>38463320I've still got Guts, man.
>>38463320>>38463338I've got Fuklaw and RaF soldier. Life is good.
>>38463355Is RaF Soldier from something I don't know about, or is he just meant to represent your standard rank-and-file soldier like his name suggests?
>>38463304The third day dawns, and with it not much happens.Gorgutz creates "Fort Skulkrush", places sign ouside reading "No 'umies aloud"Calgar attacks RaF Soldier as retribution against his heroic raid the previous night, but RaF manages to outwit the space marine and escape.Matt Ward steps on a d4, lies in bed for the rest of the dayConan continues to bide his time...
>>38463366Thats just about it yeah.
>>38463246I detect the foul machinations of chaos at work ! >>38463279 10/10 definitely true I wonder what his legion would be called?
>>38463366He's a character from Broquest.>>38463376And not even the space marine can stop him, god damn.
>>38463376>Matt Ward injures himself
>>38463376Literally everybody gets lost.Drizzt and Jim Profit fuck each other too, I guess.
>>38463378>>38463403In that case, I guess I've got Conan, Guts and RaFS as the guys I'm rooting for.>>38463421Sounds like the Guts I know.
>>38463376Guts can't understand shit about what Los Tiburon and Boreale are talking about since he speaks neither Spanish nor SPESS MEHREEN.Old Man Henderson wants to die for no particular reasons, his Call of Cthulhu days really took a hit on him.Conan tries to relearn the riddle of steel. First step, the riddle of wood.
>>38463376>Matt Ward injures himself>>38463421>Guts fends MMatt Ward, Conan, and Los Tiburon away from his fire.
>>38463431Is old man Henderson they guy the protag from Shadow over Innsmouth talks to?
>>38463474No, he's the PC that won Call of Cthulhu, somehow.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
>>38462667Hunger games is shit, you should feel bad for liking it
>>38463421Followed by EVERYBODY FUCKING DYING.The Wizard takes advantage of RaF's good nature, and strikes him down.Drizzt tries to be edgy and eats blood red berries, dies.Tiburon falls into a lake, regrets not putting any points into swim.Conan falls out of a fucking tree.Matt Ward has finally recovered after stepping on the d4 and roams the forest with Calgar, thirsty for blood and unthinned-paint.Meanwhile, Boreale and Fuklaw go full PURGE, as Boreale attempts to destroy Xeno, and Fuklaw investigates Sir Bearington.
>>38463506> this pleb > no fun allowed.jpeg No one here cares, I'm not a fan of it either but it's still an amusing idea. so calm down man.
>>38463506It is (very), but this is still fun.>>38463511God fucking damn it, Conan, you were too good for this world. Guts is the only guy I supported (or put into this thing) left, now, what with Conan and the Grot dead.And yet Matt Ward lives.
>>38463511>>38463532RIP RaF ;_;Someone needs to take down that wizard, before he kills again.
>>38463511I have a really good feeling about Heinrich. He can do it, I know it!
>>38463532Everybody is shocked at the bloodbath, and rivalries crumble as old foes sit around a fire, everybody having lost at least one ally this day.Except Jim, who allies himself with fucking Kharn.
DAMMIT GUTS KILL THEM ALL
>>38463593Jimbo's got this one.
>>38463511Stop it Fuklaw, people with better Sense Motive than you have not been able to find anything suspicious in the honest and forthright behaviour of Sir Bearington.Los Tiburon tried to Full Body Slam the lake, and the lake conutered.
>>38463593Would would the lego scream for help, he has an ORANGE TRANSPARENTCHAINSAW !already ?
>>38463593OTC avenges his close friend RaF Soldier by executing the wizard with an arrow to the forehead, god bless.Guts flies into a rage and chases after Kharn, while Profit abandons his ally and hides in bushes.Bearington gets a hatchet. It's on now mother fuckers.
>>38463593>And so that was when I realised that the only people I'd ever been able to call my family were now dead at the hands of one who I might have called my friend. Griffith became a daemon, and I was branded.>Oh, me? Oh, all right then. I once made it so all space marines saw Ultramarines as their superior because I love Ultramarines, they're so cool. Then I said Necron and Space Marines could be friends. Gosh, I love being a writer. What are you looking at me for?
>>38463643>Guts vs. KharnNow /that's/ a fight I'd love to see.
>>38463643>Orange trans Chainsaw shoots an arrow into Raistlin's headLooks like you forgot to prepare Wind Wall today, motherfucker.
>>38463593>Calgar cuddles with a xenoTHE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS ACTION
>>38463661Agreed on that
>>38463643Jim Profit stares at the night sky, wondering how he will ruin everything for everybody tomorrow.Kharn cries himself to sleep because he is all alone and even Jim abandoned him.Heinrich finally makes his move, using poison darts to kill an immortal robot! Xeno dies a slow and painful death as the german necromancer cackles evilly, before realizing you can't revive metal as a zombie.Matt Ward continues telling "Ghost stories" AKA his life story.
>>38463643>>38463661Khorne is pleased with this battle.
>>38463704Kharn's crying because he's a pussy who's done nothing but run away with that fucking first aid kit all game. He didn't even stand and fight Guts.
>>38463704>Kharn cries himself to sleep
>>38463704Somebody takes pity of Kharn, and gives him some food.Jim seems to have decided how to ruin everything, and hangs Bearington in a noose in the town square.
>>38463730And even his first-aid kit got stolen by a dapper gentleman. Obviously, without his magical axe, he's lost.
>>38463746Wouldn't you if you'd failed the Blood God so much?>>38463747Oh shit, Guts' isn't going to live long now, is he?
Screencapping all of this to make a summary for future amusement.
>>38463747Bearington's secret dies with him. This means I've only got Henderson to root for.
>>38463747Noooo, Sir Bearington ! How dit you fell fot this ?And apparently, Kharn wasn't so much crying than praying to the demons of the Warp to bring him assistance in his darkest hour ; and they obliged since he is a really nice guy.
>>38463691>Dat Space Marine/Tau allianceBattle Brothers indeed.
>>38463747Can't somebody put an end to Jim's shitpost spree?
>>38463799But then he goes and cuddles with bearington. Calgar is a whore.
>>38463747Kharn decides to escape from this game, and in blind rage crashes through "Frot Skulzkrusha" as Gorgutz renamed it, killing him in the process.Jim awakes from a terrible nightmare: A whole day without him sucking 50 cocksMeanwhile, OTC seems to have gone mad with grief over RaF Soldier.
>>38463747Dunno who that price guy is but he is taking names! Someone stop the bastard. The necromancer acted just like I expected, poison dart ha! Classic.
>>38463811Jim Profit manipulates the others into stealing Hendersons lawn gnomes, could this spell a genocidal crusade? Probably.Guts... does not wake up. ;_;7
>>38463811Finally, Kharn mans up after a day of crying to himself.
>>38463842>Guts deadGOD FUCKING DAMN IT.Kharn the pussy it is, then.
>>38463811I think that it was Gorgutz who was trying to escape Kharn, renewed in his bloodlust after the Warp dropped him some ammunitions. Guts has stopped giving a fuck.
>>38463842>>38463858Oh, and Matt injures himself again. Of course.
>>38463842>Matt Ward injures himself again.
>>38463842Heinrich cries some more about not having a cute skeleton waifu.In a suprise move, Henderson and Calgar spearhead and insurection against Profit and Ward.They do not survive.
>>38463842Fuklaw finally managed to contact the Adeptus Munitiorum.Kharn is finally fully into BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD mode.
>>38463889>Jim Profit and Matt Ward both die in the same round.REJOICE
>>38463911You need to read better, they lived.
>>38463911You have it backwards friend
>>38463911Read that again.
>>38463911It says right there they live. Baddies are unstoppable.Clagar and the old man died.
>>38463911I almost don't want to spoil it for him
>>38463911>Jim Profit and Matt Ward survive>surviveNo rejoicing yet. Only sorrow.
>>38463911>>38463917>>38463919>>38463921Oh. Fuck. I read that as "Do not survive".I'm sad now.
>>38463889I'm still salty about Guts and fucking Conan. They were too badass to die falling out of a tree or in their fucking sleep. Next up; Kharn dies in auto-erotic asphyxiation.
>>38463911Sorry anon, Henderson and Calgar died.>>38463889In a brief moment of introspect, Jim Profit attempts to get Heinrich to kill him.Heinrich is a bit of a dick though, and refuses, keeping the poison that is Jim Profit in this world.OTC and Boreale just want to go home, man.Kharn gets his axe back.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>38463889He dared to kill his spiritual liege ? I must hand him that, this Ward is a true heartless killer.
>>38463950>Kharn gets an axeIT BEGINS
>>38463950>Kharn>Axe Incoming massacre or disappointing anticlimax.
>>38463950>Kharne gets an axeBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Anyone got a link to the game?
>>38463950Ward bleeds out because he forgot to put a bandaid on that d4 injury.Boreale goes insane, and OTC can feel the warp overtaking him.Jim fools Fuklaw into thinking he is a loyal imperial citizen.
>>38463991Excellente. Some vengeance, to balance out the stupidity.
>>38463991>Ward diesOOOH YEAH SON FINALLY
>>38463991>Matt Ward bleeds outFucking FINALLY.
>>38463991Poor Boreale, having to call in a Steel Rehn without beacons, but the hard way.
>>38463991Heinrich bleeds out from... some injury? I'm not really sure.The remaining two groups patrol, looking for each other, Jim having manipulated the shattered mind of OTC to aid him, at least for now.
>>38464017NO! MY LAST HORSE! HEINRICH YOU FUCK
>>38464017>all these people bleeding outWhat is it, did they fill the place with Shadow the Edgehog posters?
>>38464017Massive 40K alliance here ! Now that Matt Ward is out, they can finally rebuild the game together.
>>38464017Fuklaw collapses, he's at his physical limit, one can only BLAM so long.Boreale captures his old ally OTC, and upon seeing the wreck which has become his mind, is forced to smash his skull against a rock until he finally finds peace.Jim abandons his now dead pawn and moves back in with Kharn, who woulda thunk it.
>>38464087>John Fuklaw passes out from exhaustionH-he's gonna get back up, right? He's not dead...right?
>>38464087Kharn can still win this bitch.
>>38464108I think he's still in this, but I'm not sure.
>>38464087Kharn you fool! Kill him now before he starts shitposting again.
>>38464087Fuklaw awakes to see Boreale murdering OTC, and assumes he has gone mad. In his half-awake delirium he attempts to poison the space marine commander, but ends up killing himself instead!Christ, did Shakespeare write this program?Meanwhile, Jim gets a shipment of freeze-dried dicks and Kharn lies in wait.
>>38464087If profit fucking wins... fingers crossed for a imperial /chaos showdown between either of the other three.
>>38464129God dammit Fuklaw, how did you mess up that badly?AND WHO THE FUCK SENT JIM MEDICAL SUPPLIES?
>>38464129BUT WAIT, Kharn lives up to his name, and taints Jim's daily dose of dicks with lead-based paint. Jim dies an awful death, cursing Kharn, Fuklaw, and RaF Soldier.Meanwhile, Boreale prepares for the final battle between the BLUD RAHVENS and the forces of Chaos.
>>38464159Well, the Commissar just isn't used to subtle methods of disposing of heretics...
>>38464176This could not have gone better.FINAL SHOWDOWN.
>>38464176Kharn you glorious bastard, you're my last guy. Take this punk ass Spees Mahrine down for chaos.
>>38464176By "taints his food", you must understand "threw his axe into his mouth".
>>38464176Well that was anti-climactic.
>>38464176Kharn, you'd better win goddamnit.
>>38464225Suicide rather than being another skull for the throne. I can respect that.
NO MATTER, KHARN CLAIMS THE LIVES OF HIS ENEMIES FOR KHORNEBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODSKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE
>>38464225I have no face for this.
>>38464225FUCKI mean, I wanted Kharn to win but still, FUCK.I bet Tzeentch did this.
>>38464242Either way he fehled teh empra.
>>38464243And here's the post game stats.>Jim Profit with 5 fucking kilsGod damn.
>>38464243That was very anticlimatic, but it was a nice run nonetheless.
>>38464263Do one for each board, and then do a cross board killing spree.
>>38464263>tfw when Matt Ward had more kills than Guts
And now we need a second round, bringing Kharn back to defend his title.
Thank you OP, that was fun.
Well, that was a blast.Did you anons enjoy it?
Round Two anyone ?
>>38464294Fuck yeah dude. We crave moar
>>38464294Shit was fun mang.Planning a round 2?
>>38464294Yeah it was fun. Do another one some time. And ignore the tripfag.
>>38464314>>38464304Sure, why the fuck not?Same deal as last time, 23 names. Kharn stays to defend his title.
>>38464327Thanquol & Boneripper need to be in this. I'd post a picture, but the captcha is blocking the File field...
>>38464327Urist McDwarf, Creed, Cultist Chan, Coldsteel the hedgehog, the ultimate wizard.jpg
>>38464327>>38464417Seconding Creed and Urist McDwarf.
>>38464327The one and only.
>>38464439 TACTICAL GENIUS
>>38464327Knight Princess of Tower Girls
>>38464327How about adding one or more of the followingEldrad UlthranPaul AtreidesRincewindSōsuke Aizen (because of Quest)Asdrubael VectC.S. GotoLorraine WilliamsSean K. ReynoldsWe could have some dastardly fuckers in that lot.
>>38464494Fred HicksZak Smith
>>38464494>SKROn one hand, he could wipe out all the good entries and end up on top.On the other, I want to see him choke on poisoned berries.2nd for SKR.
AND SO IT BEGINS.
>>38464607District 12 is too fucking fabulous to fail
>>38464607I'm rooting for Kharn, take home a second one baby.Inb4 he trips and dies in the first day
>>38464607Post your bets people! >Rogla Dorn>Lelf>Urist McDorf
>>38464607Bets on SKR?Also totally rooting for Vivec.
>>38464607Lofn will die first.
>>38464607Towergirl as primary, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM and Angry Marine as secondary champions.
>>38464607Dis gon b gud
>>38464607>District 2>Kharn + Lightly Used CamelsThis can only end well
>>38464607Here's hoping for Rincewind to bumble his way to the top.
>>38464607inb4 lefl lols his way to victory.
Go go Tankred.Or CiaphasMaybe Urist
>Kharn>Angry Marine>TankredTHE ANGRY TRINITY SHALL PREVAIL
>>38464607AND WE'RE OFF FOLKS!Pretty marine hides, because you don't want to get your power armour dirty by fighting, now do you?Creed pulls TACTICAL GENIUS in the first five minutes by replacing Kharns axe with seven twin linked baneblades.JoJo tries to be Dio, but tower girl prevails!
>>38464755>Kharn already ded
>>38464755>Creed's trap kills KharnCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
jojo shouldn't have tried to kill best waifu
>>38464755>Jotaro poisons himself right out the gateWell shit. Tower girl might have a couple aces up her sleeve.
>>38464788he just saw something that pissed him off even more
>>38464755>JoJo dies like a bitchwhat is this world coming to!
>>38464755>Dickass Thief finds a bag of explosives.This can only end well.
>>38464788He is facing a d0rf retrieving unowned equipment. Can you blame him ?
>>38464755>Dickass thief gods a bag of explosives.
>>38464755Dickass Thief tries to get Creed to kill him, but apparently he has a larger role to play in the MASTER PLAN, so Creed refuses.SKR tries to sleep all day and do no work, at least he isn't shitting things up any worse.Adelf wastes no time in purging degenerates such as Pretty Marine, Tower Girl, and Lelf. It's anotha shoah I sez.Vivec abuses CHIM to spawn med supplies.Moot tries to explain to Lofn that cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish, but scares her off.Crazy Hassan starts up a fishing business.The world teams up to shit on Rincewind.
>>38464856>godsGrabs, fucking autocorrect.
>>38464755Rincewind is as lucky as ever.
>>38464868Adelf is about to start the next Holocaust
>>38464868>Urza, Cain, Skub and Urist get the bag, run of cackling, then discover it's empty.
>>38464868Rooting for Ciaphas and Rincewind this time, seeing as Guts, Conan, the Grot all died (but my second bet Kharn The Pussy won, so that was good I guess).
>>38464868He went krystallnacht on those bitches.
>all three of my choices Holocausted at once
>>38464868>The world teams up to shit on Rincewind.And everything was in order.
WOOHAA COMEON 4TH REICH
>>38464868Reynolds is obviously trying to get 8 hours of sleep to cast magic and be a real interesting character since that's far more realist than being able to do anything with a trident.
>>38464868>Dickass thief takes bag of explosives>Begs creed to kill him. Creed spares him, probably for the sake of some master plan.Guys I'm really scared now.
>>38464868Dickass Thief becomes ISIS and threatens to ALLAHU ACKBAR if these niggas don't get away from his fireUrza and Tankred kill themselves for some reason.Crazy Hassan and Cultist Chan go to bed, tired from kickstarting enterprise and captuuring for kay-ohs respectively.Lowfyr and Adelf team up, not a bad comboAngry marine thinks about how ANGRY all these heretics make himMoot dies of thirst because he has no girl to get cuckolded by and damn is he a thirsty fuck.
>>38464971Moot is kill
>>38464868Someone tried to tell Cultist to take a bath.
>>38464971>Moot dies of thirstMy sides are currently in orbit.
>>38464971>M00t too thirsty for lifeKek.
>>38464971Glad to see that Ciaphas and Rincewind have found alliance with each other, both being colossal cowards the due to terrible luck are forced into heroism.
>>38464971Reynolds can't understand how medicine works, normally there's always a Cleric to do that stuff, it's unrealistic that could treat wounds by any other way.Vivec is worst god.
>>38464971>Moot, king of cucks does of thirst
>>38464971Crazy Hassan is now selling fruit, and also sells hatchets to Skub and Lofn on the down low.After listening to Adelf rant about degeneracy for a whole night, Lofwyr goes on a rampage and kills Rincewind and Sergalfag to try and cure the world of degeneracy.Dickass Thief thinks back fondly of home, where he didn't have to wear a bomb vest.Urist McDorf dies of thirst as well, but probably from lack of water instead of lack of pussiCultist-chan begs for death from SKR, not wanting to give him a chance to fuck up her canon. He refuses and mentions something about casters being under powered.
>>38464971You had ONE thing to pack !
>>38464971>Moot dies of thirst
>>38465084>Rincewind deadNo, lady luck, why?
>>38465084>Urist McDorf dies of thirst as well, but probably from lack of water instead of lack of pussi In true d0rf fashion, he died between a clean lake and a well, since none of them contained alcohol.
>>38465084>Alelf kills three people in the first day>Lofwyr kills Rincewind and Sergalfag in one goE'rybody gettin' purged.
>>38465084Creed bides his time, licking his wounds.Two camps are made, with Crazy Hassan supporting one, and the ANGER of the Angry Marine supporting the other.Creed's plan comes to fruition, as Dickass Thief ambushes Hitler and kills him with a briefcase bomb.
>>38465084People seem to be making some deals with a dragon that they can't keep up with.
>>38465156Looks like Valkyrie succeeded
>>38465156Dickass THief avenges the death of his waifu.
>>38465178Hoo, good one !
>>38465156Good. Adelf's fascist tyranny against the Worker has been ended.
>>38465156Vivec and Creed both bide their time, waiting for the pieces to fall into place.Dickass Thief begins to conspire with SKRCain just dies.Crazy Hassan engages in corporate espionage against Lowfyr.
>>38465219I'm gonna miss that jew-hating woman-thing.Set fire to the Jews was my favourite song.RIP Adelef, best waifu.
>>38465232>Ciaphas Cain falls into a pitand discovers there a necropolis of butcher necrons who are immediately waking up to menace the whole planet, that he has to contai by his wit and cowardice only, make the whole cave fall on the genocidal xenos>and dies
>>38465232Hassan just wants to pitch to Lowfyr on his used-but-better-than-new camels emporium.
>>38465232OH SHIT NIGGA SQUIRRELS ARE EATING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYBODYVIVEC DEADCREED DEADCULTIST CHAN DEADSKR DEADDICKASS THIEF DEADANGRY MARINE DEADTHIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN
>>38465338Angry Marine was killed by his greatest foe, Anger.
>>38465338Lofn is so adorable, not killing anyone and trying to survive.
>>38465338OH SHIT NIGGA, SQUIRRELS
>>38465338ONLY 5 LEFT
>>38465338Lofwyr and Skub discuss battle plans.Lofn realizes she might actually win nowDorn has PTSD from the squirrels.Crazy Hassan's Slightly Used Water Emporium has a bit of a hitch.
>>38465407Skub's gonna take it
>>38465407>Skub making a deal with a dragonShiggy Diggy
>>38465425Fuck you, SKub ain't got shit.
>>38465407Not much happens, really.
>>38465338>>38465407 Lofwyr now with the aid of skub surely have the pawns in place to bring ther final solution Adelf wished for.
>>38465407>Lofwyr and Skub discuss battle plans.Skub is actually trying to turn Lofwyr into a pro-skub (which is stupid since all righ-thinking dragons are anti-skub).
>>38465450>Lofwyr is pricked by several thorns while picking berriesOh shit, that's how Guts died last time.
>>38465450OH SHIT NIGGER, SAEDER-KRUPP TRIGGERS A VOLCANO, HOLOCAUST TIMELOFN GETS BURIED IN ASH, CRUSHING HER DREAMSLOFWYR PREFORMS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND LIQUIDATES ALL OF HASSANS ASSETSDORN SUFFOCATESSKUB STILL GOING STRONGWHO WILL WIN, GENERIC CREAM PRODUCT OR THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE 6TH AGE?
>>38465450Rogal Dorn, primarch of the Iron Fist, master strategist, builder of thousands of impregnable fortress, makes a pointy stick.
>>38465515Jesus christ, this round has random events out of the ass.
>>38465515>2015 >Not believing in the benefits of Skub
>>38465515>Skub vs LofwyrThe Hype is real.
>>38465542I preferred last round. Kharn the Pussy being victorious due to his pussyness was more satisfying. Hopefully this time we'll have an actual fight at the end, though.
>>38465545>>38465515And forgets to breath
COME ON SKUBB
>>38465515SKUB DIES FROM AN INFECTION, PROBABLY A S-K BIOWEAPONADELFS DREAM IS REALIZED, ALL PRAISE NATIONAL SOCELFISM
>>38465581YEAH, FUCK YOU PRO-SKUB FAGS!
>>38465581>>38465561Nope, I was wrong, of course.
>>38465595>Being anti skubFite me
>>38465581These last round fails are mildly irritating.Skub should have rubbed some skub on it.
>>38465581I guess that in the end Skub was too cancerous even for itself.
>>38465581PRAISE BE SOCELFISM
>>38465581It seems Skub has been.....Skubsidized.
>>38465581Fuck that was quick, game over on Night 4.Goes to show, last time was REALLY peaceful for this simulation.You guys wanna go again with /tg/ OCs, do a board war, or just stop?
>>38464971>Urza and Tankred threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.There is no reaction image suitable enough to depict how hard I am laughing.
>>38465633Lets keep this gravy train going!
>>38465633>stopBut anon, we've already passed that point.Also, gonna need a link if it's possible to download this software.
>>38465633BOARD WARLet's see /tg/-tan die in first night
>>38465633Ohshi we're in autosageAnswer quick anons!
>>38465633/tg/ OCs could mean quest characters too.I am okay with this.
>>38465633Let's keep going
>>38465633I'm going to nominate Sam Vimes.
>>38465670I'm putting up Chivalrous Knight
>>38465633Nominate a Bolter Bitch, unless this round is a board war.
>>38465670>>38465633Game Systems:Dark HeresyAdeptus EvangelionTenra Bansho ZeroDungeons and DragonsPathfinderMalifauxWarhammer/Warhammer 40kWarmachine/HordesInfinityMalifauxAnimaDelta GreenCall of CthulhuDon't Rest Your HeadBattletechGURPSL5Retc.
>>38465758>>38465758>>38465758>>38465758NEW THREAD PLS GO THERE
>>38465698Completely skipped over that. Thanks, anon.