HOLY SHIT! Is this happening?! Is this shit still going?! Are we nearly done?! The answer is yes to all these things! I am trying to post at a time that works better for the USA folks!My computer is shit at the moment, so sorry if this mess is slow!Let's do this hoobascotch!
It's been a long time (as usual) between episodes. So as always if there is anything you want to clarify, or if there are any questions now is an amazing time to ask.
>>38370843Every day's great when you're Boone
Yay for the USA folks. *shakes fist at them*We got our snazzy hat shot off and now about to get our face punched to custard.So inventory check?
oh FUCK YEAH!
>>38371081One Inventory check coming up!A Bath TowelA box of Kilojoule BuddytmSome (now redundent) Commissar Collector CardsA rubberA DataslateHalf a Jar of PEELZA laminated poster of SAPPOne dose of SLAUGHTOne dose of SPOOKempty las pistol.
Well we know where our towel is so we aren't totally doomed.
As usual, AMAZING archives are kept here:http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/the most recent episodes of which also explain the rules at the start, so feel free to catch up while I wrestle with an old computer, Australian internet and new sprites.LUCKILY, either due to her ongoing experiences as a psyker or through sleep deprived maddness, BOONE is having visions of her dead squademates, who are going to offer her advice on her fist fight with SAPP!REDDING, points out that the stance Sapp is using is that of a NOBLEBORN martial art, that you may have seen some of yourself. Apparently it is called 'JITENSHA'
>>38371284>Quick! ask if he has a message for anyone!
>>38371284Ok How would someone with little to no muscle strength and no training what so ever beat that?
BRANZ goes on to explain that every attack SAPP launches against you will be absolutely unstoppable, except with the appropriate stance of counter-attack. Every move is faultless, save for one counter attack that can be used against it, which is devestating if employed. Basically, it's a designed for those that have studied and are sufficiently cultured.If you can counter SAPPS named attacks with the appropriate named attack of your own, three times - you should have her beat. But if you respond with the wrong approach, she'll have you whittled down in about four attacks.Do you get it?
Kinda like insult sword fighting?
>>38371284>JITENSHASo Sapp is the neighborhood bike?
>>38371332BRANZ says's he's said all he want's to say in his short life and he has no regrets.REDDING shrugs. "Tell Jonny not to blame herself, and that she's still cute as hell."With that, they both fade back to the warp.You turn to face SAPP, who seems to be ready.>>38371403A little bit. Hopefully people will catch on, or BOONE is barbeque!>>38371425SAPP is actually notoriously sex negative, but you're closer than you think!
>>38371496>raise your hand for a punch, then kick him in the balls like you were punting a psyker head into the warp.
SAPP lunges at you with a brutal first attack, in the back of your mind you have ONE VISION of this martial art being done before. You think you know the counter attack.Time seems to slow down as her fist approaches your face.
GM: It's a call and response type thing. Crack the code, and you'll have her beat. But can you?
>>38371643Are her words in >>38371496part of the code?
>>38371655>>38371671>>38371715>>38371745None of these proves to be right! You're not sure they even play into FEMALE MONARCH martial arts repertoire.SAPP pastes you across the chops, then dances like a prize fighter as you struggle back to your feet.
>>38371762I'm afraid not. FEMALE MONARCH. JITENSHA. That's the line of thinking you need to pursue.I know this is hard, but hey- final boss battle.
>>38371808>FEMALE MONARCH. JITENSHA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q
>>38371826OH SHIT YES HERE WE GO
>>38371826>>38371830Yeah, the counter was Caine
Barely giving you a chance to stand, SAPP launches at you with a devastating (but not shock amplified at least) kick!
>>38371888>>38371893>>38371914You side step SAPP's kick and jump into the air, raising your knee as high as you can and catching her square on the jaw!, She staggers, but stays standing.
>>38371974Go boone! thine posterior leads the path to the emperor
WUH OH! Not only is she switching up differnt moves all over the place, but SAPP seems to be supercharging her gauntlets!Think fast BOONE!
>>38372005He was kind of beating us over the head with it.>>38371808>FEMALE MONARCH. JITENSHA.>>38371425>JITENSHA>So Sapp is the neighborhood bike?>>38371496>SAPP is actually notoriously sex negative, but you're closer than you think!>"How do you beat a queen bee? With some better Queen." VOXman
I'm just going to leave this here.http://www.lyrics.com/bicycle-race-lyrics-queen.html
>>38372072*trips over it* Bah!? who left that there??
>>38372043>>38372055>>38372066>>38372068ZAN'EIKEN!You put your comparatively sawn off stature to good use and duck SAPP's haymaker, elbowing her so hard you actually hear a crunch!Also...it looks like SAPPS been overusing her gauntlets!!
>>38372145So I imagine now that she's on her last life we're going to mix things up
SAPP spits out some blood and charges at you, enraged! She puts all she has into her final double fisted attack!!
>>38372221Looking good IMO.
>>38372307>>38372251>>38372242>>38372231You don't wanna be a candidateFor Vietnam or WatergateCos all I want to do isBIIIIICYCLE KICK!SAPP raises her arms in an attempt at defense but your well timed onslaught only further damages her gauntlets and her sternum!
>>38372396Ouch, brutal stuff.
>>38370843It's back..It's back...IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
>>38372396Now dats down rite proppa orky
>>38372396She probably needed that sternum!
>>38372502Not as much as we needed to crush it.
>>38372524Our freedom to crush her sternum supersedes her freedom to have it?I can get behind that.
>>38372396"I would have kicked you in the ass but... oh, wait, it looks like I just did that"
All her wealth. All her manipulation. All her power. All her armor. None of it has stopped you. SAPP finally staggers....right over the pit you climbed out of to get here.
>>38372567The funny thing about holes is that no matter how long you spent climbing up, you can always fall down in an instant.
>>38372567Follow her down the hole, we have to make sure she's dead
>>38372396This is madness!
>>38372567An ignoble fate to be sure.
>>38372567Make sure to wave goodbye through her fall! She could use a friendly face I'm sure.
Would we survive if we jumped after her, kicked her during the fall and used her to cushion the impact?
It's a long way down from the top, I guess. Based on your climb, it's gotta be at least 200 metres. At least.It looks like she finally learned your name, though.
>>38372681Did she now?
>>38372681Now with picture
>>38372699Okay, but this is a place with cyborg zombies and daemonic mutants lurking around. Daemons are tricky.
>>38372699Well, that's sorted! Good job Boone!
>>38372699She might land on something dead and squishy...
>>38372699go make sure she's dead. We don't take chances with heretics
>>38372699Is there something heavy and not valuable nearby that we can throw after her?
>>38372775Our butt is most precious, you fiend!
>>38372699I'm a little concerned she's alive, too. Anyway we can rally everyone here or find the location of her escape vehicle?
>>38372764Failing that, just something heavy will do. Reliably squshing heretics is worth the expenses.
>>38372751>>38372762>>38372764>>38372794Well uh... even if she survived the fall. It seems UNLIKELY that she would survive the resulting explosion.You feel the ground begin to move again. You can only assume that SAPPS FOUL XENOS GAUNTLETS exploding has triggered off something down with all the elctronics!Rallying everyone else here would be too dangerous! You need to find a way out! This whole facility might blow! Starting with this house!!You're in the foyer, you think you know where the front door is!
>>38372873Head to the front door, charge with all you got.
>>38372873Yes. Of course the place is exploding. How could it not?To the exit!
>>38372873Call someone and tell them that things are exploding! This is pretty important news!
>>38372873...we should leave but trust fam... that bitch ain't true dead.
>>38372873Yeah, let's leg it. If you see something non-heretical worth rescuing on your way out, feel free to snatch it, but prioritise saving you own ass first and foremost.
>>38370843It's really happening AND I'M PART OF IT!Mr Colossal Fagot, Sir, have my thanks for your beautiful work
>>38372873FRONT DOOR ASAP GOGOGO
>>38370843*facepalms*why did I think this would be 8:30 PM instead of AM?
>>38372873See if there anything you can easily save, and then run like the wind
>>38373026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0Run Boone run! This world is not made for youRun Boone run! They’re trying to catch youRun Boone run! Running is a victoryRun Boone run! Beauty lays behind the hillsRun Boone run! The sun will be guiding youRun Boone run! They’re dying to stop youRun Boone run! This race is a prophecyRun Boone run! Break out from societyTomorrow is another dayAnd you won’t have to hide awayYou’ll be badass, Boone!But for now it’s time to run, it’s time to run!Run Boone run! This ride is a journey toRun Boone run! The secret inside of youRun Boone run! This race is a prophecyRun Boone run! And disappear in the treesTomorrow is another dayAnd you won’t have to hide awayYou’ll be badass, Boone!But for now it’s time to run, it’s time to run!Tomorrow is another dayAnd when the night fades awayYou’ll be badass, Boone!But for now it’s time to run, it’s time to run!
You run warp for leather to where you expect the front door to be, almost colliding with a friendly (ish) face running the other way!
>>38373142>Press R1, quick!
>>38372873Leg it!Get on the com bead and see if we can get a hold of anyone from the assault party not that we are out of that machinery space in the lower levels. If they don't answer then call Locke and have him put you on the line with whoever is managing the things on the ground. I think they need to know we may have just lit the fuse on this place by accident when we killed Sapp.
>>38372873>You're in the foyer, you think you know where the front door is!>200m pit in the foyerlolz
>>38373142Sapp's dead now! What's happened?
>>38373142"Sapp fell down a pit... exploded... we should go. Fast!"
>>38373142Is she real? Check to make sure its not a Trick! is she talking and moving like our Connie?
>>38373142R1We've managed to avoid drowning!
>>38373142>>38372873If the water plant explodes does that mean were going to have to try to convince the navy to evacuate any surviving Imperial loyalists from the planet so they don't die from lack of potable water? (or perhapse land a few of the vessels of the fleet capable of atmosphereic operations so that their hotel services [water power food, etc.] can be used to run refugee/reconstruction camps for the people until the vital utilities are repaired?)
>>38373254Maybe make a mental note to ask Raege about talking to the inquisitor about that AFTER we escape immanent treat to out lives.
>>38373142R1 might be a good idea. Then again, maybe not. Why are we seeing flashing images?Why not dodge out of Raege's way?
Did we learn how to use FEMALE MONARCH. JITENSHA. for later, or is it heretical?
>>38373186>>38373154Blink and you'll miss it! You see one of the rarest sights. A smile, not of battlelust or satisfaction but of relief and affection on the face of Conrad Raege.Before she quickly snaps back to being all business.>>38373176It is unmistakably her. You can feel it. Also, I mean... WALDRIP was the one making those illusions and he's 3 types of dead at this point.>>38373170'I lost sight of you and was worried you had ended up in the mansion by yourself so I fought my way here. Lost sight of the squad. I managed to get in through the front door but the building began to collapse as I entered. We need to find another way out."She looks around for an exit, and bites her lip."Verygoodworkbytheway."CONRAD has re-joined your party!Let's find an exit!(sorry the pic is a bit rough. I didnt expect you guys to catch the R1 reference! Had to draw fast! Gold star!!)
Schwinning! Schwinning! Schwinning!
>>38373156>>38373342>'I lost sight of you and was worried you had ended up in the mansion by yourself so I fought my way here. Lost sight of the squad. I managed to get in through the front door but the building began to collapse as I entered. We need to find another way out."Yeah. better get on the horn then and let the people on the outside know this party is about to blow up.>CAPTCHA: KeepuDamn right were keeping Raege!
>>38373342>sorry the pic is a bit rough.It's pretty good for a 15 minute quick job.
>>38373342Quick Alice, think, you grew up in a posh house, this is posh house. Where are the other exits? Sevants entrance, that kinda stuff? Next to kitchen maybe?
>>38373342>smile>praiseAre we SURE this isn't an imposter?!
>>38373342Sapp said there was a escape vessel around. Maybe there's a map or a sign up?
>>38373342Ask if she knows of any other exits. I assume we've got the front one still covered.Pretty qt.
>>38373342Thank her awkwardly. For coming to our rescue, and for everything.Then serious the fuck up because we are NOT letting our Connie die in here with us. Let's find that exit.Maybe Our dear captain can have those lance battery crews he's so proud of cut us a way out once we figure out where in the facility we are so they don't drop the roof where we are standing my accident.
>>38373396>>38373422>>38373432these!Or maybe give her a peck on the cheek before thanking her?
>>38373484Oh you!But sure.
>>38373484There needs to be a Space Marine chapter inspired by KISS.
>>38373446Now is not an appropriate time for romance, and I'm not sure she'd appreciate it.
>>38373342Is she still carrying that autopistol to supplement her plasma? If so can we have it? Our compact laspistol is dry and makes a poor club
>>38373342Did she loot any weapons from the slain on her way?We're out o ammo
>>38373396This place was designed by some sort of MEGASTALIN. It's almost a maze, but you're finding a way!>>38373424"I saw a canyon that runs along side the mansion. If we can get to it, it'll lead us right to the shuttlebay with everyone else.">>38373432"I think...I think we've both rescued eachother today. But this isn't about keeping score.." She looks you over."You're hurt."You both run side by side till you reach a cul-de-sac. There seems to be a locked door to a SWEET BIKE GARAGE and another godamn pretty-sure-it's-copy-pasted-from-the-last-level ladder.
>>38373539>Now is not an appropriate time for romance, and I'm not sure she'd appreciate itI don't think were going to get another chance this game.Also when IS a good time in the grimdark future?
>>38373606What are the pillz good for again?
>>38373606Powerfist the door!
>>38373606Locked doors take too much time! Move move move
>>38373606Plasma the door
>>38373642GM: They restore 1d10 HP per dose. You have 3 doses left.
>>38373606Try to reach out to Cuddles in the warp and tell her what happened with Sapp and that we are trying to escape with Unser geliebter Kommissar.
>>38373667Maximus if you have to!
>>38373675what is our uninjured HP compared to our current HP of 85?
>>38373606Try the numlock first. Do we know SAPP's b-day date? She's enough of an egomaniac to use it as a password.Failing that, these:>>38373653>>38373667
>>38373342Will warm our heart till the end of days
>>38373606>>38373675Can we see how far up the ladder can we see?>>38373667>>38373684why plasma when you can powerfistinate?
>>38373692We started at 85, and took -20 here >>38371789 should put as at 65.I'd vote against using PEELZ unless we get under 50.
>>38373699This, powerfist if fail!
>>38373606For some reason I'm imagining Big E, Gork, and Mork sitting on Big E's couch watching this on TV.Gork n' Mork end up eating all of Big E's snacks every time they do this.
>>38373606If the worst comes to the worst, we could always use the spook and hope like crazy that we get a precog power...
>>38373616We could do it when we're flying to safety. Then we won't have to catch her by surprise.
>>38373724>We started at 85, and took -20 here >>38371789 should put as at 65.>I'd vote against using PEELZ unless we get under 50.What id our normal health pool is 150 or 200? we might be at half health or less already.
>>38373766We have bigger problems.Besides, being injured brings bonus respect
>>38373653>>38373658GM: Hey, you can't just...uhh.... Hmm. yeah that works.Lacking any mind or patience for logic problems hastily cribbed off riddle websites, CONRAD punches the garage door clear off its sliders. You love it when she does that.There is a SWEETISH BIKE there, that looks like it has a numpad start up. There is a NOTE on the fuel tank.To the EAST WALL (the one you can't see) there is a massive, reinforced garage door, that looks as though it will open when the bike starts up.
>>38373803sweet, dibs on the sidecar!
>>38373803Read the note, try to figure out what that hatch on the ceiling is for.
>>38373841>>38373847one foot in the sidecar the other on the bikeseat!LIKE A BAWS!
>>38373803read NOTE, apply the password written there on numpad start up
>>38373803Wait, there was a puzzle for the door?Read the note on the fuel tank. It's probably important.
>>38373803>Hey, there's some kinda blueprints/silhouette of a warship on the walls!
a fat bottomed girl will get on her bike and ride,but will Raege rock her world?
Do either of us have guns?
>>38373775>Besides, being injured brings bonus respectshe seems more worried than oozing respect.
>>38373969Does she have a fat bottom?
>>38373803CF please posts Raege's stat block
>>38374006I haven't followed Boone much, lately, but afaik her tights touch.
>>38374006No. But Boone either has a butt and thighs that are on the round side or its become a running gag to say she does. Jacobi seems to think she does. But then again Jacobi is Jacobi.
>>38373869The hatch in the ceiling seems to be a burned out light, on closer inspection.You observe the note. It seems to be scribble. But it probably means something.>>38373982Raege is carrying two guns, but says she wouldn't trust you not to be hurt by the recoil of either. You've heard rumours that she can only fire her custom autopistol by virtue of her bionic shoulder, so she may have a point.She assures you she will keep you safe.
>>38374006For the purposes of this song reference, yes.Also normally. But I like fat butts so YMMV.
>>38374100>Raege is carrying two gunsThen we should drive!
>>38374100Atomic numbers?Wolves and sheep?
>>38374100>>38373803show us the keypad.
>>38374100Negatively charged molecule of Helium Number Howl Sheep?
>>38374132sweet.>Tungsten, also known as wolfram, is a chemical element with symbol W and atomic number 74
>>38374148The atomic number of Tungsten a.k.a. Wolfram
>>38374117So we're Eva/Big Mama and Conrad is Snake?I wonder how Boone would feel about that if she knew
>>38374164Big Bang Theory, Tic Tac Toe, Furries, PokemonThe answer is "Terrible Things That Are Entirely Too Popular".
>>38374164>Negatively charged molecule of HeliumIt's an ATOM, you MORON!
>>38374164it's the 'carry a wolf, a sheep, and a cabbage to the other side of the river' problem.only, instead of cabbage, you have to deal with atomic power - don't let the sheep get near it!
>>38371161EAT THE CALORIE-MATE FILL THE PSY-POINTS!>>38374132>>38374148>>38374166>>38374173Now all we need is an rocket launcher and LMG for Raege. Wait she has a autopistol and plasma pistol.
>>38374132>>38374148Anon, if there are any flies on you they are paying RENT. Well done! The SWEETISH BIKE revs to life. >>38374117You clamber on to the revving bike excitedly. RAEGE picks you around the waist and places you in the sidecar. She seems actually, kind of amused.Raege makes sure you think you're ready to go speeding through the canyon.
>>38374244what if its 2 hydrogen atoms bonded together?
>>38374290Okay, is there anyone or anything left in the building that we need to get? Important places we haven't checked?
>>38374100What about her execution pistol? I know it's normally empty or rubber rounds... Does she have any deadly ammo for it?
Quest objectives outside of "getting into Connie's pants"?
>>38374290Can the bike look more like a podracer?Otherwise sure.
>>38374290Are you sure you don't want us to drive? I don't want you to have to do all the driving AND shooting.
>>38374290eat the brick of kilojule-buddy to fill psy points, have some pillz now so we don't drop them trying to take them while holding on for dear life, radio the rest of the ragged edges and tell them to get away from the building.
>>38374290fill psy points, chew down peelz and let's roll
I don't get everything about how this work, but it's awesome all the same
>>38374367Do you want the sidecar connected with steel cables or power couplings?
>>38374290Channel your inner Ork and go fast!
Rolled 1, 10, 3 = 14 (3d10)You take the PEELZand eat the KILOUJOULE BUDDY
>>38374490Don't tell me we're tripping balls right as we're about to drive.
>>38374290check the compartments for helmets or goggles. after all it is a motorcycle (and we lost our psychic hat so we've got an open head slot)quickly come up with distinct monosyllable code words for flashbang use.Boone"Rain" = ready to flashbang"Snow" = shall I fire?ReageNix = No, standby.Rock = activate flashbang.Ask Raege to close her eyes a few times for us so we know what fraction of a second to delay flashing so we don't blind the driver.
>>38374530We're not about to drive, Anon.
>>38374379>radio the rest of the ragged edges and tell them to get away from the building.yes.
This could as well be our last chance for a bit romance, so why not use it?
>>38374290Supporting this >>38374602 , and also tell them to grab what they think is important
>>38374290>Kiss her on the cheek.>"For luck!"
You had hoped for something more from the PEELZ, but with your PSY POINTS restored, you could still heal some more if you want to. You've felt worse.There doesn't seem to be and helmets or goggles available for this bike. But based on the explosions from inside the house that are getting closer, appropriate road safety is the least of your concerns.
>>38374290>You clamber on to the revving bike excitedly. RAEGE picks you around the waist and places you in the sidecar. She seems actually, kind of amused.that's it. Knowing how to drive a staff car just isn't enough.When we get out of this were learning to drive imperial motorcycles, trucks (or whatever they use instead of a Deuce and a Half), and Chimera's if they will let us. Were Raege's commisarial aid and should be ready to chauffeur her in workplace conditions.
>>38374310Doesn't work that way, I'm afraid.
>>38374657But Anon, riding in a sidecar covered in spaghetti will be uncomfortable.
>>38374667Well, I wish we could save the water filter, but we've got to get out of here.
>>38374681That's why we channel the uncomfortableness into exploding our enemy's heads and crumbling any obstacles in our path!
>>38374667WHAT? Road safety is ALWAYS a concern!
>>38374667Let's not tempt Perils unless we have to and hit the road!
>>38374669Yes.Maybe our favorite tank crew can help us with the finer points of heavy vehicle driving.
>>38374706Sure. But it's less of a concern than getting the fuck out of there, because there are a huge number of possibly quite large explosions going on, and having a helmet won't help us if we're caught in a roiling ball of exploding, and thus very, very hot, gas.
>>38374669assisting from the sidecar can be pretty fun too.have you ever seen people getting their knee down from the sidecar? it's fucking awesome!the fat bottomed girl is gonna let it all hang out!
>>38374800All I'm imagining is the fat-bottomed girl bottomless on a motorcycle.
>>38374667>>38374667>>38373692>>38373724>>38373766Boone's normal full HP is 100 I think.so we are now at 79/100.
>>38374618"Commissar, if it's with you I'm going, I don't ever want to stop" ?
>>38374800We're a chubby psyker, not a(n un)trained Guardswoman, if we do this, chances are we fall out, so let's not do these stunts unless there is no other option
I'm almost sad it's coming to an end
>>38374867No, Anon, that's 69.>captcha: lespokiiiinda
>>38374893We all are anon. But it had to, at some point.
>>38374893100 Thrones on this ending with her turning inside out!
>>38374800This is gonna be awesome!still doesn't change the fact that we should learn to drive more things. You never know when your boss is going to get shot and/or you need to drive them out of a bad situation.
>>38374657>>38374688Fate, as ever, seems against you as you stand on tippy toes to give Conrad a small peck on the cheek, in perfect timing for her to check the magazine of her autopistol, resulting in you sort of awkwardly headbutting her wrist. You try to turn it into a quasi embrace and she turns back to the bike leaving you flailing in mid air.CONRAD mentions that according to her COMMBEAD, everyone else besides the people who were on the tower and the TANK crew have boarded the first shuttle away from the facility, but that there is a second one standing by for everyone else.>>38374693The planets water has already been saved. Don't worry. The destruction of this facility changes nothing.
>>38374893>I'm almost sad it's coming to an endcheer up. and check this out.http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/art/Next-Option-326914991
>>38374990HahahaTime to get to that shuttle!
>>38374990Start your engines!
>>38375103We already did that!
>>38374489Does anybody know a proper prayer to the Emperor or Omnissiah for this situation?
>>38375126Same here, I'd have to throw a dice for the two on the right side
Poor Boone, so unlucky when it comes to Raege. Seems like she'd have better chances with a platoon of guardsmen... How much wood could a Boone boob boob if a Boone boob could boob wood?
>>38375157all of it.
>>38374990Let's burn rubber baby.have the navy blast some holes in the roof and the side of the building facing away from the canyon and front so that the pressure of the explosion mainly escapes in those directions. less schrapnel to land on places where people are.
>>38375157you can't be cute with a platoon of guardsmen anon.
>>383751421234Omnissiah Bless the Corps!5678Help Us Make Our Great Escape!
>>38375157Is this a platoon of five guardsmen, or 12? Strength in numbers is how they roll.
Hey, are we boob people, or thigh people?
>>38375350You say that like it's mutually exclusive>>3837514201001111 01101000 00100000 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100011 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100110 01100101 01110100 01111001 00101110 But that is just improvised
>>38375350Thigh here but really butt.
>>38375350dat ass is the only choice worth picking!
>>38375075>>38375097>>38375195As the garage door opens in response to the SWEETISH BIKES activation you both clamber on board and tear off down through the canyon. It's actually kind of fun, but the height of the canyon walls, the narrowness of the path and the speed at which your travelling makes it impossible to relax.>>38375126People picked Cuddles Quest. All might get done eventually though.>>38375350You put this question to CONRAD, who seems to give it genuine thought. "You're referring to eating chicken? I can't deny the lean efficient protein of breasts, but for taste I admit, I prefer sinking my teeth into some nice thigh."
>>38375142Death Incantation‘I fear no evil, I fear no death, for the Emperor comes for me.’Fear Incantation‘Fear is naught, for my faith is strong.’Litany of Protection‘Mighty Emperor, spread your divine light to protect me from the darkness.’Litany to Duty‘Give me the strength to carry my duty through, and smite those who seek to thwart me.’Litany of Strength‘I am a man,Prone to weakness,But I am a guardsman,Where weakness is death,I will crush my weakness,With the weight of my pride.’You likely don't want the ones where you're rendering the Emperor's Mercy
>>38375465>"...I admit, I prefer sinking my teeth into some nice thigh."Update journal.
>>38375068>Submitted: September 2012>September 2012>"I'll be running another quest first, after Boone.">SEPTEMBER 2012Is this suppose to cheer me up?
>>38375514Yes. read this.>>38375465>People picked Cuddles Quest. All might get done eventually though.
>>38375468The first three will do if we make 'me' into 'us'
>>38375556I'll look foward to it by the turn of the century. Unless my great-grandchildren have restricted my access to the internet on accounts of dementia.
I wonder what VoxMan is up too.
>>38375566>The first three will do if we make 'me' into 'us'Seconded, but first 4 not three.
>>38375465How does the sky look?Rain look likely?
>>38375243I think you mean11011100etc.
As you speed through the canyon you rapidly approach an reinforced plasteel road barrier!! I hope you still remember how to cast SPECTRAL HANDS!GM: I am super slow, but I do intend to stick with you /tg/. The other Quests will likely be shorter than this, and have lest team mates for me to draw etc. Who knows?
>>38375735>Flip the bike over the crash barrier!
>>38375735Spectral hands... that's when we roll doubles and cause a Bloodletter to tear into the Materium, right?
>>38375775Time to do it!
>>38375735oh god I can't actually remember how many dice we get to roll at this point.
>>38375735No worries, we'll wait warmly!
To cast spectral hands, you need to beat is PSY THRESHOLD which is 7.You need to roll dice+1d10+4(your current WILLPOWER BONUS) in the option field. Make sure you don't roll a nine, anon.Good luck!
>>38375735Never done this before. How do you roll dice on 4chan?
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>38375937Incoming 9
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>38375937Lets make it happen! so glad I caught this!
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d10 + 4)'ere we go 'ere we go. we probably won't explode into a demon.spectral hands intensify.
>>38375964Khorne wills it!
>>38375986Every Chaos god BUT Tzeentch weighed in it seems.Still Just as Planned.
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>38375937>>38375954put "dice+XdY" in the option field when you post
>>38376030You slow fucker!
>>38376030Awwww... too late? I hope not
>>38375959You've beaten a BETA LEVEL PSYKER, no crash barrier is going to stop you at this point! PFEH!CONRAD APPROVES.Anything else you want to mention before we speed off to the end of the level?
>>38376169I love spaghetti
>>38376169Ask her to drive more carefully!
>>38376169Yes. There's one very important thing we need to address: We need a new hat.
>>38376169>>38376248Assume Greater Hat Acquisition Position!
>>38376169"Pedal to the metal, sister! Step on it!"
>>38376248Something with a different design though. To show when we are post boomequest
>>38376291>Pedal to the metalit's a bike.vrem vrem.
>>38376169I'm in for turning around and giving this place the fingerOnly fitting that one hell of a ride ends with the very same
>>38376324>>38376286Instead of dropping spaghetti in attempts to seduce we should boldly ask for a certain person's hat. The same person who's currently less than 2 feet to our right.
>>38376169>Telekinekick Raege off the bike so we can get a boost in speed!
>>38376169Check behind us to see if there's a cool shot of the compound exploding.
>>38376169"Commisar, you are my second most favourite person after the Emperor"
>>38376216"It's okay. I prefer fettuccine myself. I like it when it sticks together and gets chewy.">>38376248>>38376324Boone, when we get out of this, I'll make sure Levy gets you the best hood his pie-stained fingers can requisition.>>38376232Raege gives a little snicker.>>38376357You do this. Raege notices in her peripheral vision and nods approvingly.
>>38376472Ask how she feels about Tagliatelle with Pesto, Focaccia bread and Olive Oil.
>>38376472>white, orange and greenflag of Ireland?
>>38376472Ask her if she has any Commisar cards to trade when you get back to the ship.Ask her if she's got any decent rares.
>>38376634Good god, it doesAlso >fettuccineThey are amazing, much better then the No° 5
>>38376472"I think I might deserve a small reward, let's go on a date if we ever get the chance, please?"
>>38376472>"Hey, now that the planet's water supply is saved, what say you we get some R&R on the beach?"
>>38376721I advise against this.
>>38376560"I've never eaten anything that fancy all at once.">>38376563Tri-colur pasta, yo. It's nice.>>38376660"I don't like to know about other Commissars much."LEVEL CLEAR!Very good work, guys! Hope to see you for the next (and possibly final) BOONEQUEST some time this year. I'll figure out how to make the ending work.Thanks for sticking with it!
>>38376765Fine, no falling to slaaneshYou imperials are no fun
>>38376804"Some time this year." See you in 2026 CF
>>38376804>A>not SWhat did we miss? WHAAAT?
>>38376804I hope there aren't any sharks at the beach! But if there are, I hope we have a ramp and a jet-ski on hand.
>>38376804ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGI woke up and checked /tg/ and I find this just ended!and I don't have my FFFFFF reaction.jpg either... this is not a good way to start the day.
>>38376721>>38376765I'd advise against calling it date. But suggesting a dinner or another non-heretical Emperor-approved passtime activity to engage in together after all this hardship might be acceptable course of action. ** But no lesbianism, it might be Emperor-approved, but it's too lewd and too forward.
>>38376850We took damage. That's why we didn't get S rank.
>>38376877No, we got this. Remember the fettuccini thing. Its a thing she likes. We can make that and leave it outside her door when we get to nervous to actually be there. Shit's going to be cute as fuck
>>38376915How about rubbing lotion on each other at the beach?
>>38376804Thanks for the thread!
>>38376942HOLD UP THERE BUDDY THAT'S WAY TOO HERETICAL!
>>38376963What about trying to eat a cone of vanilla ice cream at the beach, only for it to melt and drip onto certain places, and then cleaning it with tongues... unffff..... gottatakecareofsomethingrealquick
>>38376804Thanks for running!
>>38376942Confirmed for Slaanesh cultist, prepare to be purged.>>38376935Good idea.>>38376915BETTER idea.
>>38376935>>38376915Date at Italian restaurant
>>38377161Aka "wanna get some lunch? I know this nice italian place" or which ever world is equal to that of Itality
What if the best food this planet has is Indian?
>>38377240>This whole planet was Indian>The water supply immediately deteriorates from lepers swimming in it
>>38377507to be fair it's a lot more than just lepers swimming in the Ganges that makes it so god awful...
>>38377507>We try to order spaghetti and Meatballs at the Italian Restaurant>Get booted off-planet
This was fun :)
>>38370843>>38370981Cutscene picture, because it hasn't been posted yet.