> PREVIOUSLY ON MAGICAL GREEN LANTERN: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Magical+Green+Lantern> MECHANICS AND COSTUMES: http://pastebin.com/KBdW5vRg“No!” You hold back your ring hand as the Red Lantern Ring tries desperately to hook onto your fingers. “Get back!”“YOU HAVE GREAT RAGE IN YOUR HEART.” It shudders.“Casse-toi! This is my hand! I AM NOT ANGRY!” you scream.“YOU ARE VERY ANGRY.”“STOP IT!”You are Lumière Berger, Green Lantern of Sector 2814, and you are doing everything to keep from turning into a Red Lantern. “STOP! GET OFF MY HAND! LACHE-MOI LA GRAPPE! AAAAHHH!”“STOP FIGHTING.” It floats up to you, then jabs you in the eye.“Ah! Putain!” You cover your eye. Since when do rings do that!? You suddenly grab your hand, just in time before it managed to hook onto your finger. “Get away!”“YOU HAVE GREAT RAGE IN YOUR HEART.”“If you do not get away, you are going to be the FIRST VICTIM OF MY RAGE YOU CHEAP CARNIVAL TOY!” You slap it down on the asteroid ground.“OW.”“Fous le camps et morte, petite chienne.” You kick it away with your boot, and it goes sailing off into space. Suddenly, it looks right back around and smacks you in the face. “Ow! Merde!” “YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER. PUT ME ON.”You spit on it.“… WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SPITTING ON THIS RING WILL HELP YOU.”You shake your head, keeping your hands to yourself. Legion… he will pay. The Manhunters will pay. They will all pay!You need to consolidate though. What should you do?“PUT ME ON.” You slap it away.> Contact Clarissa, you need help.> Find Legion, it’s time for revenge.> Write in“PUT ME ON.”“How about you mange de la merde!”
>>38355111> Contact Clarissa, you need help.Raging Ring of menstruation
>>38355111> Find Legion, it's time for revenge.
>>38355111>Contact Clarissa, you need help.Please let the pissy red ring be a reccuring character.
Clarissa is good ol' redblooded american so her first instinct will be to drop us in Legion's direction via an Enola Gay construct
>>38355111>Contact Clarissa, you need helpWe just beat the black mercy, this ring knows nothing of our strength.
> Contact Clarissa, you need help.You sigh, holding up your green ring. “Clarissa. Clarissa. Are you there?” Your ring beeps, and glows dimly. Huh, is there no signal from her ring? “Clarissa?”You feel the looming presence of the Red Ring float up over your shoulder. It quietly whispers in your ear. “Raaage…”You slap it like a perverted old man. “How dare you!” It simply spins in place from the force of your hand, and then it manages to right itself. “I am in the middle of something!”“Your anger clouds your judgment. But with this ring, you could properly turn that anger into a force of vengeance and fury!” What is this ring on? Grabbing it, you hold it right up to your eye and glare at it the force of a thousand suns in Sector 2814.“Listen here, I was just denied my greatest fantasy, I have a world-destroying monster that is threatening my homeworld, I have a backup Lantern who shows me up every time I try to do something useful, and I have lost one of my greatest mentors to his own ego!” You hold it in your hand, and then start crushing. The ring starts glowing and beeping in distress. “If you keep this anger and fury act up, I will personally take you to a jeweler where you will be nothing more than an earring you tiny little cretin!”…The Red Ring beeps. “So you agree that you should put me on.”“AAAAHHHH!” You throw it so hard to the ground, it smashes through the asteroid and comes out the other side. It immediately floats back to you.“You have great rage in your heart, please put me on!” He rubs against your finger, pleadingly. “Please.” It would just be adorable if this thing didn’t turn you into a raging monster.Forget it. Clarissa won’t answer comms. That’s not good.> Go back to Earth> Go to Oa, perhaps she has something to do there.> Write in
>>38355419>Go back to Earth
>>38355419>> Write inPut the ring on. What's the worst that could happen?
>>38355419> Go back to Earthmaybe there's a giant robot to beat up
>>38355419> Go back to Earth
>>38355419This is the best Red Lantern Ring. I say we keep it.And wear it.
>>38355419>Go back to earthLEGION IS PROBABLY ATTACKING
>>38355532>>38355448If we wear it, it might start acting like a normal ring and stop talking to us and badgering us to put it on.
I wonder if Superman is a thing in this universe?Have we just not met him or is there a baby in Smallville that lift a truck over his head...
>>38355664Not sure. Batman exists and usually did crossovers with Supes, so maybe Superman doesn't exist in this universe.
> Go back to Earth“I must go back to Earth.” You scratch your chin as you consider the weight of the decision. You honestly forget where Clarissa left for when you first went on patrol in this Sector. However, her being an Earthling like you means that she must at least be there frequently.You are probably reading too much into this.The Red Ring snuggles up into your pocket. “I will be here if you are willing to put me on.” You roll your eyes. Ugh. Whatever. It’s time to blast off. You fly off into the sky.And immediately slam into a wall. The space that should’ve been space flickers densely, as if it were some sort of television! You blink, floating away from it. It is a television! You tap it again, and it flickers again.Ah! Someone must have captured you while you were under the influence of the Black Mercy!“It looks like this is a job for the Red Lanterns,” says the Ring. “Yes? Yes?” You can feel the ring running around in your pocket. “Unleash your rage, Berger, and destroy these walls!”Ugh. That is going to get old very fast. You hold up your ring. Time to blast your way out.> Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)> Current Costume: Magical Hero!
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)>>38355967Nat 1!
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>38355967drill to pierce the heavens
Rolled 13, 6 = 19 (2d20)>>38355967>Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)Maximum blastingness.
>>38356060its a wall, how can it fuck us up?17,11 isn't bad either
>>38355989>>38355991>>38356008Keep this up and the Red Ring will leave us, too.
> Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)> Current Costume: Magical Hero!A drill pierces the screen like a swordfish through a tuna. You screw your way through the electronics and the mechanics, then bust your way out into a giant theatre area, similar to places where they oversee surgeries. You look around to see dozens of Manhunters, all looking down on you.One stands up, wielding his power staff. :: SHE HAS BROKEN FREE, NO MAN ESCAPES THE MANHUNTERS. ::A squad of them drop down. You quickly bring up a shield. And with that, you’re saved. A blast of power sends you flying right into a wall. You’re dazed, but not harmed.More and more start dropping down. They’re going to swamp you with numbers!> Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)> Current Costume: Magical Hero!
Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)>>38356323gatling gun
Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d20)>>38356323A swarm of Hellcat fighters!
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)>>38356323>Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)Maxim guns.
>>38356394finally, something decent was rolled!
You leap up and then smash the ground with a mighty fist. Fissures and cracks sprout up from the ground, shooting up green constructions of Maxim Heavy Machine Guns manned by rowdy and ready Tommies. “Fire!” you order. A huge barrage of bullets start shredding the Manhunters.One of them barrels through the crowd, armored up in heavy yellow plating. :: NO MAN ESCAPES THE MANHUNTERS. ::You respond with pulling up your own personal machine gun. You blast away at him. Sure, the green bullets just plink and bounce off the yellow armor. But there are chinks and little cracks in it for you to exploit.And sure enough, he goes right down.The rest of the Manhunters are all dead and buried, leaving you alone to stew in their wake. You drop the smoking gun as the Red Ring floats up out of your pocket. “Your rage is amazing, Berger! It has fueled your power, but it can be enhanced with-“You grab it then shove it down your pocket.> Contact Clarissa again.> Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.> Write in
>>38356726>put the red ringEasy way out
>>38356726> Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.
>>38356726>Make wai tah urf
>>38356726> Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.Would a giant robot to punch be asking too much?
>>38356726>Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.No wonder Atrocitus was so angry all the time. He had to deal with this little shit talking to him 24/7.
>the red ring is an evil Navi
>>38356945I've never known a red ring to show this much...affection.
>>38356979It's perfect for Lumi then. They're both screwups!
We need to put it on at least for one roll. If only to unlock the red Ring Costume.
>>38357035I'd be more interested in seeing what a perpetually angry Lumi acts like. How she deals with it and what-not.
>>38357078passive aggressive with liberal use of sarcasm
>>38356726>> Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.
>>38357078>a perpetually angry Lumi acts like.Unending PMS man.
>>38357164>>38357242I'm hoping it'd be more Lumi trying to be disgustingly, freakishly nice to mask all of her mad and only ending up sounding far more terrifying than she has any right being. See how many alarm bells that would set off.
> Make your way to Earth, no time to dilly dally.You shake your head. “We have to get to Earth.”The Red Ring again pops out of your pocket. “Perhaps if you were to put me on I can fuel your anger and turn us into an interstellar rocket capable of speeds unfathomable to your mind!” You quickly grab it AGAIN and then shove it down your pocket. “Okay, or you can just stuff the very powerful artifact of power that’s fueled by the emotion you are feeling now and forget about it.”“How about you shut up!” you yell. You quickly blast a hole through one of the observatory windows, then jump up into it. You blast a hole through the door and start running down dark corridors and hallways.Seems Manhunters don’t have a need for light. You can barely see a thing!You smack your face into a lowhanging pipe. “Augh!” You grab your nose, reeling in pain.“Wow, nice job,” says the Red Ring.“Shut up!” you scream.An alarm rings through the base. Getting to Earth is not going to be easy.> WARNING: MANHUNTERS DETECTED.“That’s right!” says the Red Ring. “Put me on and we can smash them!”> Go for the stealthy route.> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!> Write in
>>38357314> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!the mannies don't need light to see, so hiding is pointless
>>38357314> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!
>>38357314>Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!>red ring action
>>38357314> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!> Write inPut the Red Ring on!
>>38357314> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!Not like we can keep running from them all.
Do we still have the yello-ring? Because if we go with rage, we should put on all the rings we have.
>>38357314> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!Not like hiding will help when they can see in the dark.
>>38357389nah, old yeller got taken away by the guardians IIRC
>>38357314>> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!Smash? Smash.
>>38357421Didn't we get a second one though?
>>38357314>Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!Trying to stealth just means we have to fight harder later when we fail.
> Piss off with stealth, it’s time for action!A Manhunter comes around the corner. :: NO MAN ESCAPES THE MAN- ::You are not trying to escape him, they should be trying to escape you. A glowing green spear shoots right through its head, pinning him to the wall. His two other compatriots step in, completely surprised, but quickly recover. They lower their staves at you, ready to fire.You grab the plating from the hallway and rip it out just before their bolts hit. The yellow splashes crack and boom. No penetration thankfully. You rip it out fully then toss it like a Greek discus. It slices one of the Manhunters in half.You charge the last one, punching it out with a glowing green fist. It reels back, falling backward. You jump up then punch it again, and again, and again. Finally, its ead is nothing but a pulp of wires and circuitry.“Your anger is amazing, if you were to put me on, I could sure amplify it!”You shake your head. You keep running through hallway after hallway, until finally your ring beeps. “Lumi! It’s Clarissa!”You hold up your ring. “Clarissa!? What’s going on!?”“Manhunters are swarming all over the Solar System! They’re trying to get at Earth! I’m doing everything I can to hold them back now!” There’s a boom, silencing the comm for a few seconds. “Augh! Damn it! Where are you!?”> “Stay there, I’m coming!”> “It’s a long story.”> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!”> Write in
>>38357942> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!”
>>38357942>“If Legion’s there, save him for me!”Time for the boss?
>>38357942> “It’s a long story.”> “Stay there, I’m coming!”> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!”
>>38357942> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!> “Stay there, I’m coming!”
>>38357942>“Stay there, I’m coming!”
>>38357942> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!”> Write inPut the Red Ring on already.
>>38358172>Put the Red Ring on already.Should we start calling it Ringfu or something?
>>38358265Works for me. Kinda fits somehow.
>>38358309Cool I just wanted to check if I should start from wifu or husbo.
>>38358172Nah, it's funnier with it bothering Lumi the entire fight.
>“Your anger is amazing, if you were to put me on, I could sure amplify it!”Shut it Rico, nobody likes you. You ruined everything.
>>38358172You know that we can't take it off right?We literally vomit out all our blood?
> “If Legion’s there, save him for me!”“If Legion is there, save him for me! I will destroy him!” you scream.“… jeez, what’s got you in a bunch?” There’s another explosion on her end. “Whoops, gotta go. CHEW ON THIS YA TIN CANS!” The ring stops glowing, ending the call. Clarissa is relying on you, you can’t let her down now, much as she does like to take all the glory and everything. You barrel through another door.Only to come face to face with a monstrous sized Manhunter. He is silhouetted against the stark blue binary sun as you stand on the planet’s surface. Whatever bunker you just came out of, it surely was not built to keep him in.:: NO MAN ESCAPES THE MANHUNTERS. :: It’s loud voice booms across the surface of the planet. It’s quite literally the size of the Empire State Building, you are not even exaggerating.How did they build something like this!?The Red Ring flies out and pokes at your thigh. “Psst… put me on.” You slap it against your thigh, stunning it.> Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)> Current Costume: Magical Hero!
Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d20)>>38358719Gustav Gun
Rolled 16, 17 = 33 (2d20)>>38358719Conan the Barbarian
>>38358719>Put the damn ring on.
Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d20)>>38358719chainsaw swords!
Rolled 20, 4 = 24 (2d20)>>38358719Giant cavalry knight
>>38358923of course the 20 is late
>>38358938That's the way it rolls
>>38358938We do'nt really need a 20. Mediocre rolls can beat most anything in this quest.
>>38359006Not for long, now that you've said that.
>>38359006the giant manhunter says fuck you
>>383590062 17s is pretty good. Way better than Lumi normally rolls.You know, eventually Lumi, Clarissa, Red Tornado, and Cherry need to play DnD or something so we can determine if her in universe luck is just as bad.
>>38359159D&D won't exist for another 30 years or so though...
>>38359235Meh, risk, yahtzee, poker, any game of chance would work really. That's just the first thing that came to mind as an example of rolling really terribly since I know several people who do so consistently.
>>38359323a game of Monopoly should get that red rind on in no time!
>>38359380That or get the orange ring on just as quick.
You project a massive railway gun, the Schwerer Gustav. You stand atop its barrel as it comes straight from the very planet surface itself. “Prepare to meet your maker!” Although the gun itself doesn’t match the monster’s sheer height, you can make up for it in sheer caliber of firepower. “FIRE!”The boom shatters nearby rocks and blows out the clouds in the sky. The gigantic 800mm shell hurls itself at the Manhunter. It impacts the arm, blasting it off and sending what remains to the ground. It reels backward from the shock, holding the stump that was once its arm.:: DAMAGE MINIMAL. ::Oh jeez.It raises its foot. You quickly jump for it. The stomp smashes your construct and hurls you across an open alien desert. You’re almost buried in the dust storm kicked up from such a stomp.:: CALCULATION OF GREEN LANTERN HALTING MANHUNTER PROGRESS: 0%. ::Hmph. You wipe your mouth, looking up at it.> Roll 2d20 (Will + Shaping)> Current Costume: Magical Hero!
Rolled 11, 6 = 17 (2d20)>>38359683chainsaw cut him off at the knees
Rolled 18, 1 = 19 (2d20)>>38359683Richard the Lionhearted at the head of a Crusade
Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)>>38359683The Bismarck
Rolled 4, 20 = 24 (2d20)>>38359683REMOVE MANHUNTER
Rolled 6, 12 = 18 (2d20)>>38359683The biggest dragon that we can make
Rolled 8, 19 = 27 (2d20)>>38359683Giant scissor to cut them up.
Rolled 11, 15 = 26 (2d20)>>38359683>:: DAMAGE MINIMAL. ::"Damage minimal? Your arm's off!"Right. That's it. He's getting King Arthur'd.
>>38359777I am ashamed, I must commit Sudoku.
>>3835982250-50 shot to turn it into a crit with magical hero....we're fucked
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>38359777Rolling to see if it prevents.1. You're fucked.2. You're fucked but in a gentle sexual way that implies success.
>>38359863We are the best at mad.
So...how about that Geoff Johns' Green Lantern Omnibus?>implying any you of read comics>implying any you of buy omnibuses, let alone comics
>>38359863Schteel is kill?
>>38361068He was trying to write Lumi succeeding, but the universe itself rejected it. He's in a better place now.
>>38361068probablyLets use the power of comics to kill time/soften the blow of a potential early end to threadWas gonna post the links at the end, GS likes first half of the 20th century period stuff right?>DC - The New Frontier Vol. 01 (2004) (Minutemen-PhD)http://www.tusfiles.net/hn2cwn5yp2aw>DC - The New Frontier Vol. 02 (2005) (Minutemen-PhD)http://www.tusfiles.net/dtoq5bxeisqgBEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD!!! uncheck the little box at the bottom the screen or "faster download exe" bullshit. harmless but annoying.
>>38361068We need some funeral music for him.
Sorry I'm posting from a phone. Thread is cancelled. Family issues
>>38361446best wishes to you and your familythanks for running
>>38361446Shit, everything okay?
>>38361446Damn. Hope everything's alright schteel, Thanks for the thread.
>>38361446Let this be a lesson: Lumi can never win.Or put the not-green ring on.
>>38361446Shit, I know not what happened, but I hope everything turns out alright. Just let us know when you can come back. >>38361478Indeed.
>>38361464No. That's why it's an emergency. Dumb shit.
>>38361446Oh God. Good luck there, whatever it is.
>>38361446I hope everything's ok. Thanks for the thread, though.
>>38361446Hope everything is alright, see you next thread Schteel.
>>38359863I hope everything turns out okay, and send to you blindly wrought well wishes and platitudes.Be safe and may ill fortune be stayed from haunting your kin.