I know we have a lot of "stat me" threads but just bear with me.What would Samurai Jack's stats and gear be if he were in 40k?>high AP because he slices through robots like crazy> high BS and WS for obvious reason>high wounds (he gets rekt alot) but no armour save maybe?>invulnerablity save for dodging skill?>fearless?>hatred necrons (robots) or daemons (aku)?What would he be like?
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>>38332915You mean like a Mary-Sue or like his stats?>taking this suggestion seriously
>>38332832>high APAP2.>high WSWS5-7>high BS for obvious reasonLike what.>high woundsW3-5, he is a protagonist not a monster>Invulnerability save for dodging skillSuperhuman reflexes rule grants 4++>FearlessYes. Relentless sounds good too even though the rules don't really matter in regards to the name.>hatred necrons (robots) or daemons (aku)?Preferred Enemy: Daemon PrinceArmourbane
>>38334273I think he'd be equal with Lelith on WS.But I'd also say he should be very low Wounds.
>>38334273Well for high BS, as a Samurai with traditional training, he IS a talented Archer. He just defaults to cut things to pieces.He also ignores injuries and fights on with wounds that would really kill or slow down most men/monsters.maybe FnP at 5 or 6?
>>38334273Mastercrafted Sword.Likely with whatever Greynights have Vs Demons with it (dont own GN codex)
>>38334273>like what.In episode 3 he shoots tiny buttons on machines with arrows from a considerable distance while riding a horse-machine thing, for example.
>>38334351>FnP at 5 or 6I like this idea.How many base attacks and what initiative though?
Would Jack have an ability which allows the enemy leader to get away instead of being killed if it suffers a wound that would kill it? He would still get removed from play but wouldn't award victory points.
>>38334546Why would he have that ability?What is it referencing?
>>38334401So BS6-7 and Skilled Rider?
>>38334546That's Aku's power, along with randomly changing between a number of profiles whenever he suffers a wound.
>>38334441Im thinking something close to either Lelith or Fabulous for Attacks and Int>>38334546>Jack deals more wounds than enemy in a challenge>Enemy must take leadership test minus the wounds jack 'won' by>Failure means they take Jack's offer of surrender>Leader is removed from play>If leader is removed from play, squad must take same leadership test at same penalty>Will also be removed from play if failed>No victory points awarded.I like it
>>38334621Sounds about right. Then we'd have to pick his ranged weapon and mount though.>>38334625Would he transform based on choice or random roll?
>>38334702YesOne player choice, as an offensive actionOn every unsaved wound suffered, as a reactive action.
>>38334351>>38334401Jack spent his entire life mastering every martial art. He was taught distance running and stick fighting in Africa, horse riding by arabs, wrestling and philosophy in Greece, sailing by the Vikings, ax throwing by Prussians, archery by fucking Robin Hood himself, and the martial arts by the best of the Shaolin Monks.He knows how to shoot, throw, or otherwise wield every weapon of the ancient world, but since none of them can hold a candle to his magic sword literally forged by monks possessed with the will of Ra, Odin, and Vishnu capable of obliterating any armor while being unbreakable, he doesn't often use anything else.He is also a ninja, trained to vanish in the light instead of shadow. Don't ask how or why, he only does it once.Also he was trained by alien monkeys to "jump good", and by "good" I mean at least half a kilometer in the air from a standing leap. The man is beyond super human.
>>38334635I can see that rule working.Why Fabius though? Wouldn't he be more similar to Lucius if anything?
>>38334714Interesting idea. I like it.>>38334743Most independent characters in 40k are beyond superhuman.
>>38334743He also... in the span of a fucking afternoonBlindfolded himself to give himself to sense EVERYTHING in a 100m radius with his GODDAMN UN AUGMENTED EARSONE FUCKING AFTERNOON
Everyone here keep in mind that ws6 is someone with 500-1000 years of experience and a superhuman/supercreature . Ws7 is given to things with 5000 years of experience/ and or their weapons are now to large to block in any way
>>38334836>Ws7 is given to things with 5000 years of experience/ and or their weapons are now to large to block in any waylaughingSigismund.jpg
>>38332832Samurai Jack is already in 40k> BUT A FOOLISH GREY KNIGHT WARRIOR WEILDING A NEMESIS FORCE SWORD STOOD FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.ShawingShawangShawing> BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN REALITY AND THREW HIM INTO THE WARP, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE MATERIUM
>>38334273>jump infantry(No, jump high)
>>38334860Notice how Sigismund is like the only non-deity that has WS7.
So, this is what I've got so far.WS 5-7BS 5-7S ?T ?W 3-5I 4-6A 3-5Ld ?Sv 4++with Fearless, Relentless, Hatred (Daemon Prince), FnP (5+ or 6+), and that rule where the enemy can surrender to him.A master crafted sword with AP2options for cavalry.I miss anything?
>>38334836> WS6 requiring 500+ yearsThere's chapter masters not even half that age and Calgar isn't even 400.
>>38334860>>38334860>Sigismundthis is in 40k, not 30k30k is scaled differently because every chucklefuck around you is a turbo assraper and dorns handmaiden can have the same weapon skill as the greatest space marine warrior currently alive in 40k
>>38334943Why is his BS so high?
>>38334861>implying Drago isn't a pussy compared to Jack.
>>38334792He didn't learn to do that, it was part of his training with Robin Hood, who had him split arrows while blindfolded.
>>38335012Samurais are traditionally archers, he's trained with every weapon master on earth until he achieved perfection.Robin Hood taught him to shoot.
>>38334743Judging from the picture we get at the end of the Time Portal episode, I think we all know who he is.Worship the supreme Master of Mankind, anon.
>>38335012Read the thread.
>>38334943I would say str 3 and shred to augment it also seeing as his sword isnt JUST master crafted its literally magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwbqr2UjeSg he can basically fly
>>38335036So give him a ranged weapon with Sniper?
>>38335012same reason bloodletters have bs 5
>>38334785Yea but even a fucking Space Marine needs a jump pack to "Jump Good". Jack hardly needs to move his legs.
>>38335081Which is why?
>>38335049I dunno about 3. Maybe 4. He did toss a Scotsman who weighed 200 stones a pretty considerable distance.>>38335042That would explain a lot of shit actually...>>38335012He did split an arrow with an arrow about 5 times blindfolded, amongst other things.
>>38335049No, jump good.
>>38334937I don't play the TT. Care to explain? I know that people say that Sig can take on his papa.
Figured I'd throw something togetherSamurai Jack>Elite>Profile>WS BS stwia ld sv7 7 3 4 4 6 4 10 6(4i)>GearNameless Sword, Crystalline Arrows, Samurai Garb>Special RulesRoninHonorableMaster of AllMerciful WarriorIndependent CharacterFearlessFeel No Pain (5)Fleet of FootStealthRoninIs a mobile, wandering Samurai.Is an IC that is Battlebrothers/AoC/DA with (some list that needs to be made)HonorableMust Issue and Accept all challenges whenever possibleMaster of AllIs skilled with a large range of skills, weapons and techniques. Jack wounds on 4s with any weapon or attack.Merciful Warrior>>38334635Nameless Sword:>Mastercrafted>Armor Bane>AP2>Re-rolls all failed To hits and To Wounds against Necrons, Tau, and the forces of Chaos (demons/CSM). These targets must re-roll successful saves>To hit rolls of 6 generate D3 extra hits>Demons take Ld test on unsaved wounds, failure is banishment.Crystalline Arrows:>Assault 2 S4 AP2 Range 18" Rending Armorbane(these are the arrows he used early on against the beetle bots when he was saving the dog guys)
>>38335115they take turns riding the fucking doom carts blasting peoplealso how many tenthousand years of relentless, raging hellwar in the warp do you think it would take to get good at judging the velocity of projectiles and how to use them regardless of how often you actually get to ride the khorne sled or get blessed with laser eyes or fire breath (seem to be common for khorne shit) or chuck your helblade?
>>38335082He also isn't wearing a half ton of power armour and he's trained most of his life do that.>>38335115You'll tear the whole 40K universe apart with that kind of questioning.
>>38334937And what about Lelith?
>>38335181This looks pretty good.Really digging those Special Rules.
>>38335231isnt she literally blessed by chaos or an eldar god?
Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the ascended Daemon Prince of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight chapter master wielding the Titansword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the Materium, and undo the evil that is Chaos!
>>38335251No, she just swords good.
>>38335181hmm what, 120 pts?I mean, you are talking about a destructive assault unit... that WONT award Victory points most of the time.
>>38335181Why does the sword have bonuses against Tau and robots? It only effects Aku, shape shifting master of darkness.Also, the blade is incapable of physically harming one of pure heart.
>>38335181jack always chooses nonviolence first, honorable is dumb, he attempts to walk past people who try to dual him
>>38335251No, unless you go by Goto.Though you might as well since /tg/ pay attention to Black library's ramblings these days.
>>38335258she also is totally immune to psykers for no reason
>>38335297DEldar evolving into blanks make sense.
>>38335296he really is jump infantry
>>38335312Except where did they get the blank gene from?
>>38335322Purging Psykers from their ranks over several thousand years
>>38335271Maybe honorable means he can't issue challenges or limits his ability to receive them?>>38335263Because 99% of the things he fights are robots.>>38335255it just gets better and better
>>38335263Its damn good at killing anything even remotely roboticas evidence, i present to you ALL of Samurai Jack>>38335271Which is good, for a TV show... not so much for a world of Xenophobic fucktards that shoot anything that:>Doesnt immediately wank when the emprah is mentioned>wanks too little at the emprah>wanks too much>wanks at all>has pointy ears>too many ears>metal ears>no ears>no face>lots of faces>power armor>really, over any goddamn reason.In the Grimdark, he'd likely go for duals with generals to try to disperse armies with as few casualties as possible.
>>38335312blanks are immune to phychic attacks and mind reading, they arent totally immune to being blasted by fireballs and shit like she isalso she doesnt produce a fuck-field against psykers like blanks do
>>38335356thats different than dueling cultist king joe cause he says jacks wood shoes are shit instead of cutting apart 11 cultists instead she shouldnt have to take all challanges
>that one episode where aku fucked jack
>>38335332It doesn't work that way, you fucking moron.
>>38335356He's good at killing robots because literally everything in the universe is a robot, because he can't cleave a man in half and still be on cartoon network.He doesn't get bonuses when attacking robots, hes's just really good at killing things that have conveniently placed robotic limbs.
>>38335390>allofmywatIm saying, instead of him killing 100 cultist who are doing 'bad things' on fuckwitworld XIIIVXXHe'd call out the leader. ASk them to stop>in their chaos fuckery, they'd say no. >unless TzeenchHe'd duel them, and then ask the men to leave peaceful at the end (assuming victory)This would continue until they all fuckoff of that planet, or all threw themselves on his sword.
>>38335433yea thats all nice and irrelevant as all unholy fuck to how im saying he should not be forced to accept every challenge because of a special rule
>>38335411Also the Dark eldar are still psychic, as much as they suppress that portion of their mind.
>>38335297>>38335258>>38335297>>383353127th ed codex states that a dark god likes to jerk off to her murder videos just like the dark eldar do.
>>38335425So... you are saying he has no problem holding back all of the decades of masterful training when his opponent is at least semi robotic?
>>38335452PUNCTUATION MOTHERFUCKER! DO! YOU! USE IT!?What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>38335509son of a bitch. I will own that mistake
>>38335483I'm not actually sure what you're asking here.The fact that Jack kills lots of robots is not a matter of him being good against robots, he's good against everything. It's just that all his opponents have robotic parts because they can't have him carving up blood and guts on a kid's network.In fact, the whole pitch of the show was "let's make up a reason for a samurai to be in the future so he can carve up robots, so we can have him not hold back while avoiding filling the screen with blood."
>>38335563I was suggesting that he wouldnt hold back against a semi-inhuman opponent. As long as it was half non-organicBut, am i correct in assuming he'd MDK anything with the same relentlessness?
Maybe we should just get rid of honourable. While he does avoid conflict usually, being a samurai, I'd assume he wouldn't avoid fighting if he knows he's already in a fight, let alone a war.Merciful Warrior already expresses his pacifism anyway.
>>38335563Tau aren't robots anyway. And they aren't the only one to have robots, cyborgs or whatever.
>>38335399>that one comic where jack fucked the scotsman
>>38335745Except that episode was canon.Remember when he disguised himself as the green girl?They totally fucked at the oasis.
>>38335860Doesn't matter. Aku doesn't have a gender. He just has Mako's voice most of the time.
>>38335860So its confirmed. Aku is one of picrelated's forms... or Avatars
>I-its not like I want aku to seduce me or anything>b-baka!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGW1m6DZYKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ZJp_mILAII fucking cried watching thisSamurai Jack was amazing.
>>38335042Step forward, Jack of Earth, you as the mightiest of your kind, will champion your world.
>>38336095so great.I also just wept watching that.
>>38336003Badly writen, should not have screencapped it until someone made a better version.
>>38335133the Scotsman was 1/10th that weight.
>>38335042Actually this makes way more sense than it doesn't... let's assume that the collective souls of Humanity's shamans took a while to turn into a single entity?They get reborn into pre-feudal japan, no memory of anything. But super human potential.Aku is a lesser chaos god beaten up by Old Ones or something left over from them, maybe the Eldar Gods. Who knows. Point is that Aku had the chance to become a major chaos god even from earth.Hell. Let's take this further. We all know that Chaos is SUPER invested into humanity right? So much so that our extinction would also kill all 4 chaos gods...What if Aku is the original Chaos God? Before Khorne, Tzeentch, or Nurgle. Certainly before Slaanesh.Jack doesn't reseal him, Jack shatters and banishes him back to the warp, to become the original 3.
>>38335624>that picOh god that episode was so fucking badass. Jack's dad was a fucking boss.
>>38336058He pulled that shit on Jack a second time in the comics.Jack is probably paranoid about relationships because of Aku's trolling.
>>38337960...Aku sends a lot of time trying to seduce Jack.It's not the Master and the Doctor yet, but it's on its way.
>>38336058Not a fan of the hairstyle, but I'd totally fuck Akko.>dem thighs>dat cleavage>dem armpits>dem detached sleeved gloves and thighhighs
>>38338289>dat greenskinThat's what really did it for me
Reminder that Jack intimidated mindless robots into considering retreat.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlqwlPBgpoAku's tomfoolery never gets old
>>38338546I love how even when he's being silly he's got that horrifically evil edlritch mumble going on in the background.
We should be statting Jack for Shadowrun, not 40k. Literally everybody he fights is either a robot or a cyborg.
>>38334743That ninja episode was so fucking cool. I pity the fact that children will never grow up having seen that episode.
>>38335745WHAIT ?! He really DID fuck a genderswapped version of that guy ?
>>38338339Forgot to mention that. Sometimes flesh colored just gets old.
time to play some total war shogun 2 and pretend time the samurai lord fighting aku
>>38338637Jack vs Aku is pure gold from start to finish.>>38339099Alt-palette skin is actually my magical realm
>>38335745>>38335860>>38337960He did fuck aku and the fucking scotsman ? Like for real ???
>>38339729No, not the Scotsman
>>38335181Samurai Jack - 225 PointsWS7 BS5 S4 T4 W3 I6 A4 Ld 10 Sv 4++Unit Type: Infantry(Character)Unit Composition: 1(Unit)Wargear: Nameless Sword, Bow with Crystal Arrows=> Nameless Sword: S+1 AP2, Melee, Master-Crafted Specialist WeaponSoul Pierce: Successful invulnerable saves made against Wounds inflicted by the Nameless Sword must be rerolled.=> Bow with Crystal Arrows: 18'' S4 AP6, Assault 2, Rending HaywireSpecial Rules: Eternal Warrior, Adamantium Will, Fearless, Fleet, Infiltrate, Feel No Pain(5+) Furious Charge, Rampage, Hit & Run, Preferred Enemy (Chaos Daemons), It Will Not DieWanderer of Dimensions: Samurai Jack can only join other Characters or Independent Characters.Battle-Hardened Reflexes: Samurai Jack has a 4+ invulnerable save. This is increased to a 3+ invulnerable save against all Wounds inflicted in the Fight sub-phase. In addition, Jack does not suffer the penalty to his Initiative for charging enemies through difficult terrain.Merciful Warrior: When Samurai Jack defeats an enemy character in challenge, he may choose to force the character a leadership check to be made at 2d6 + Wounds inflicted during the same Fight subphase. If the Leadership test fails, the enemy character must retreat along with his unit. The character and his unit are removed from play, but do not award victory points in any way, including but not limited to First Blood, Warlord Kill, destroying the unit during Purge the Alien or completing objectives. After forcing an enemy character to retreat, Jack does not award any victory points upon his death for the remainder of the duration of the game.
>>38341891this is pretty much it