These are the closing days of the 41st millennium, and they are dark days indeed.Abbadon's 13th Black Crusade has struck a major blow against the fortress world of Cadia, the stronghold barring the heretics and warp-spawn of the Eye of Terror from the rest of the galaxy; the Necrons continue to reawaken across the galaxy, spreading death and fear wherever they appear; the Tyranid Hive Fleets are slowly, but surely, closing in on Holy Terra; the Tau Empire continues to expand, propelled onwards by the pursuit of their 'Greater Good'; the Orks have begun to band together in preparation for a united, galaxy-wide WAAGH!; and the Eldar grow more and more desperate as their numbers dwindle and their empire crumbles.For more than a hundred centuries, the God-Emperor has sat, unmoving, upon the Golden Throne of Holy Terra, His deathless state maintained by the daily sacrifice of a thousand souls. Even in His eternal undeath, however, the Emperor's Will is made manifest in the form of the Astronomicon, which lights the way for Imperial ships as they travel through the hellish immaterium known by many as the Warp.But the God-Emperor, it seems, is dying. The Golden Throne that sustains Him is constantly degrading, creeping ever nearer to failure, and the guiding light of His Astronomicon has begun to flicker.System is D100 (best of three), roll-under, with highly simplistic modifiers and skill-levels. The dice won't be used an awful lot. Except for when they will be, which is, y'know, combat.Natural 1 = Critical Success.Natural 100= Critical Failure.Crits override non-crits. Critical Failures negate Critical Successes and vice versa; Critical Failures negate five Degrees of Success; Critical Successes mitigate five Degrees of Failure.To succeed on an average, unremarkable, completely neutral-in-terms-of-everything skill test, you have to roll UNDER 40. That is, 39 or lower.(This system is subject to change if it turns out to be terrible)
YOU are Bellatrix Curis, Novice Battle-Sister, and this cage, massive and wrought from heresy and iron though it may be, will not hold you!You take a firm hold of the bars of your cage, finding that their large size gives you surprisingly good purchase, and shake them with all your might.The vat of black goo behind you, it seems, is filled to the brim with heresy and lies. The various machines that populate the room in which your cage is situated seem to fall silent before the raging inferno that is your righteous fury. Were you in more of a thinking mood, you might guess that their machine spirits have been cowed by the Emperor's light.These Tech-priests have abandoned their oaths and betrayed both the God-Emperor and their Omnissiah!They have committed heresies gross and foul, and their actions beget retribution!The massive construction that is your cage creaks and moans as you thrash against it. Your strength, even when without the boost provided by your armor, seems to be too much for this heretical construction.The intercom crackles, and, after what seems to be a heavily-distorted cry of pain, a voice comes through- albeit amidst outbursts of popping and static- “... Bellatrix. This is Magos Biologis Aila Velence. Can you hear me? If you're willing to listen, I can explain...”…Magos Aila Velence... that's the cute one, with the cat ears.…She didn't seem like a heretic, did she...?>Keep thrashing and trying to escape! They... it... it's all lies!>Don't respond, but stop shaking the cage. You'll hear her out... for now, at least.>Stop, and respond in the affirmative. It's possible that this is a misunderstanding, after all.>Stop, then demand answers. You'll have no more lies, no more deception. >Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38246119>Stop, then demand answers. You'll have no more lies, no more deception.
>>38246119>Keep thrashing and trying to escape! They... it... it's all lies!HERESYYYYYYYYYYY.
>>38246119>Stop, and respond in the affirmative. It's possible that this is a misunderstanding, after all.
>>38246119>Stop, and respond in the affirmative. It's possible that this is a misunderstanding, after all.Cats couldn't be heresy!
>38246119>Keep thrashing and trying to escape! They... it... it's all lies!
>>38246119>Keep thrashing and trying to escape! They... it... it's all lies!>Stop, then demand answers. You'll have no more lies, no more deception.
>>38246119>>Stop, then demand answers. You'll have no more lies, no more deception.
>>38246148>>38246213>>38246341>>38246418>I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO THEM>>38246175>>38246309>>38246341FREEDOM!>>38246203>>38246276An adherent of the Omnyassiah's stuff wouldn't do heretical things, right?Okay, writing!
You cease your heaving and allow yourself a brief respite before roaring a demand for answers that startles even you.“... Right,” the vox crackles, “Um, your armor and weapons are in the armory. I took the liberty of having some of our best perform the appropriate rites of maintenance, calibration, and cleansing. Your, uh, 'friend', is in the quarters we've temporarily assigned to you, unharmed- I think she's... meditating, maybe?” Aila clears her throat, and the intercom unleashes a noise most unholy in response. “I dunno. Xenos aren't really my area of expertise. Anyways, that vat is a gene pool. Not necrodermis or anything like that. We don't work with Xenos tech, here. We modified organic material to act /like/ necrodermis does. Rapid healing and self-repair, along with...” She pauses. “It's difficult to explain in laymen's terms. Essentially, the stuff in the pool will modify you to be... superhuman.”You frown, glancing back at the goop. “... Like an Astartes?”“... I suppose you could say that, yes. We have several additional 'modifications' we can make to you after you've taken a dip in the gene pool. Our goal is, quite simply, to make you into an unstoppable vessel of the Emperor's fury.”…“If you have any further questions, I'll be glad to answer them...” A pause. “I'm sure you'll be glad to know that I am sentencing the one who was speaking to you earlier to three months of latrine duty.”...You offer a prayer to the Emperor, asking that he guide you ever forward.…>“... Okay. I'll do it. For the Emperor!” [Jump into the goo!]>Just dip a toe in. Test the temperature! Emperor knows you're not jumping in blind!>“I wish to know more...” [Feel free to pick more than one question!]>>“... What happens if I get into the goo?”>>“And... what if I refuse?”>>“... Is this why the Inquisitor brought me here?”>>“... Tell me of these... modifications.”>> Ask something else? (Write-in!)
>>38247000>Just dip a toe in. Test the temperature! Emperor knows you're not jumping in blind!
>>38247000>“... Okay. I'll do it. For the Emperor!” [Jump into the goo!]
>>38247000>“... Okay. I'll do it. For the Emperor!” [Jump into the goo!]If the Emperor wills it, then who are we to question it any further?
>>38247000>>>“... Is this why the Inquisitor brought me here?”>>“... Tell me of these... modifications.”Just because it isn't Necrowhosit tech heresy doesn't men it isn't chaos heresy.
>>38247000>Just dip a toe in. Test the temperature! Emperor knows you're not jumping in blind!>Captcha:MooksFINALLY TIME TO PURGE SOME CANNON FODDER! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAH!
>>38247000>“... Okay. I'll do it. For the Emperor!” [Jump into the goo!]Let's not tardy with the fun stuff. We must acquire cat ears ourselves.
>>38247000>>Just dip a toe in. Test the temperature! Emperor knows you're not jumping in blind!>>“And... what if I refuse?”>"You can't expect me to believe you">Just dip a toe in. Test the temperature! Emperor knows you're not jumping in blind!
>jump in the gooAnd all were dead after an months. No, seriously, wtf, why would you believe a Heretek, /tg/? Why?
>>38247197B-but it's for the Emperor!
>>38247197Because we play one in another quest. Though you may have a point that he doesn't represent *all* hereteks and we should be a bit more suspicious of the lot.Oh well. GERONIMOOOOO!
>>38247241Doesn't like at least 80% of heresies start with " I'll do it for the Emperor! Surely if I'll sacrifice children every other night I'll be powerful enough to destroy all heretics on my homeworld!" ?
>>38247197>Calling a servant of the Omnyassiah a hereticTHAT'S HERESY!
>>38247197Eh, Esper obviously wants us to. And it seems like fun.
>>38247004>>38247037>>38247192Just a toe!>>38247016>>38247025>>38247038>>38247046>>38247090>>38247172>Aye, Cap'n!>>38247027>>38247192Questions!>only two people have further questionsHuh.Anyways, writing!
>>38247197I dunno. This quest is getting more and more ADHD. We all want lewdness asap even if that means trusting someone who's imprisoned us and wants us to jump into black goop on her word alone.
>>38247329Look, if the Emperor wills it, who are we to question it? Some kind of icky heretic?
>>38247332That's par for the course for EQM quests judging by his previous one.
>>38247197Because a cute girl asked us to!
>>38247421If Abaddon the Despoiler told you that the Emperor willed you to cut your willy off and eat it, would you do it?The messenger is ALWAYS at least as important as the message.
>>38247503Asked us to do it FOR THE EMPEROR!
“... Okay,” you say, steeling yourself with the knowledge that the Emperor is guiding you, “I'll do it.”“Thank the Omnyassiah,” Aila's vox-distorted voice crackles.You squeeze your eyes shut, take a deep breath, and jump in.…You pull your knees up to your chest in mid-air, then hug them close to yourself.Cannonballs are the Emperor's favorite, you think.The goo makes an icky-sounding SPLAP sound when your bum breaks its surface.The last thing you hear is the vox making that screech-y sound those things make from time to time, and a voice shouting at you for running on the deck- you could have slipped and broken your nose or something!………When you come to again, you're lying on something soft. A bed, you think. There's even a pillow under your head!You open your eyes, feeling somewhat disoriented, and find yourself face to face with a butt.…“Hello, butt,” you murmur. You wrap your arms around the butt's waist and pull it into a hug, causing the Alirye the butt seems to be attached to to let out a surprised yelp.The room itself is fairly bare-bones, you note idly while embracing the bum- it's the sort of cold, metal room you'd expect to see in a Mechanicus facility.“... At least you're awake,” Alirye mutters, reaching down and patting your head idly. “... I can't believe you jumped in.” She gives you a concerned look. “What if they had been lying to you, Bella?”…>“Butts shouldn't give lectures.”>“The Emperor Protects.”>“I dunno? I'm sure I could've gotten my hands on a flamer or something.”>“... Did you?”>“Those sorts of 'what if' questions don't do anyone any good, y'know?”>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38247806>“The Butt Protects. So does the Emperor.”
>>38247806>“Butts shouldn't give lectures. The Emperor Protects."Squeeze the butt.
>>38247806>“Butts shouldn't give lectures. The Emperor Protects.">“... Did you?”
>>38247806>>“Butts shouldn't give lectures. The Emperor Protects."
>>38247806>Something else? (Write-in!)"They didn't seem like they were going to let me out. So if it turned out they were lying, I'd simply have to kill them all when they opened the gate to check on me.""Qui audet adipiscitur."
>>38247806>“The Emperor Protects.”
>>38247847This anon knows what he's talking about tbh.
>>38247841>>38247847>>38247885>>38247928>>38247894>Dat combo-choice write-in>>38248019The classic>>38247885... Are you all goopy, too?>>38247938... "Who dares, wins," I think.Okay, writing!
Bump I guess.
You give Alirye's unarmored butt a squeeze.It's everything you imagined. Shapely, but not too big or too small- appropriately sized for her frame. Supple, yet firm- soft, but toned in a way that indicates a high degree of athleticism.She's wearing a body-suit not unlike yours, and the material hugs her form beautifully.You show your approval by giving her butt another squeeze.“Butts shouldn't give lectures,” you chide teasingly. When your eyes meet hers, however, you grow a bit more serious. “The Emperor protects,” you say. She frowns. “Does he protect even those who make rash decisions?”You grin. “There's an old saying- from Holy Terra, according to some. It goes, 'Who dares, wins'.”She rolls her eyes and mutters something you don't quite catch.…After a few moments of silence, she pats you on the head some more. “How're you feeling, then? You're... you're not going to die on me, are you?”…That's a pretty good question, actually.…You feel... pretty good.… Really good. Like that goop... turned you into something more? That's what Aila said it would do, you guess, so it's probably nothing out of the ordinary.… Still, you feel amazing. Far better than you ever have before.In fact, you feel like... like you could...>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)>Become whatever you want! (Shape-shifting!)>Cleave and smite the Emperor's enemies with your bare hands! (Prototype-style murder-hands shape-shifting!)>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38248950>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)Stronk.
>>38248950>>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)
>>38248950>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)Works for Wolverine.
>>38248950>>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)
>>38248950>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)DYNAMITE!
>>38248950Oh snap, we're a Maerorus now.
>>38248950>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)
>>38248950>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)Terminator time.
>>38248950>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)
>>38248950>Slap that ass like no woman has slapped before! (Enhanced Ass-slapping abilities)
>>38248950>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)>Survive an Exterminatus... or five! (Hyper-regeneration!)BECAUSE THE EMPEROR IS JUST THAT FUCKING AWESOME!
>>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)
>>38248950>Run circles around her while drinking Tea! (Agility)Or>Survive an Exterminatus!
>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)Dual-wielding multi-meltas, here we come.
>>38248950>Bench-press a tank! (Super Strength!)Always wanted to ask a Space Marine if he even lifts.
>>38248950I'll second >>38249179 because he is that awesome.
>>38249210Ooh, I like this.>>38248950Changing >>38249188To >>38249210
We could get really strong from working out so hard we tear our muscles, then heal up.
>>38249356That can only get you so far. Also, we have to be able to fit in our power armor, so we can't get too swole.
>>38248965>>38248987>>38249049>>38249057>>38249066>>38249182>>38249210>>38249256>>38249281>STRONG>>38249039>>38249044>>38249087>>38249101>>38249128WOLVERINE>>38249179>>38249188>>38249275>>38249167Cheatsy-doodles and other OP thingsHonestly, wanting to slap butts even better.No one gal should have all that power!Okay, writing!
>>38249402How strong are we? are we arm wrestle an astartes strong?
>>38249402>Honestly, wanting to slap butts even better.>No one gal should have all that power!Can't it be a bonus?
>>38249402YOU DARE DENY THE EMPEROR IS AWESOME?!THIS IS HAIRESY!
>>38249522Seconding spanking bonus
>>38249556>implying it would only be a bonus to spanking and not fondling, caressing, licking and holding, cherishing and lovingYou know not what forces you meddle with.
>>38249597>Bonus to spanking AND gropingOP OP OP
>>38249522Every female in the galaxy will be defeated by us. They never know what happened, just that they are unharmed but a brief sensation on their asses has suddenly robed them of all strength and will to fight. Our infamy will grow by the day as people speak in hushed tones of the Can-slapping Sister.
>>38249665To be fair we're super strong. We already have amazing spanking powers for the purpose of defeating foes. We could spank an Ork into submission probably.
>>38249665The ass slapping ability leads to the path of She who thirsts.
>>38249707Oh man, we get a badass nick too? Sounds great.
>>38249805You're not really savvy when it comes to 40k, are you? She Who Thirsts is a nickname for Slaanesh.
>>38249975It was just a joke anon.
You blink.“I... I feel like I could bench-press a Leman Russ.” You look at your hands. You inspect your palms, first, then the back of each hand. You run your fingertips along your knuckles.…Alirye's face turns thoughtful, and, after a moment, she asks, “... Leman Russ... that's a tank, right?”You nod. “Indeed.” You slip a hand under Alirye's bum, then lift...She yelps as you lift her, one-handed, into the air.After the shock wears off, she gapes down at you.“... Holy shit.”…“What the hell did they do to me?” You ask, after admiring Alirye's bottom from yet another angle (priorities!) and realizing exactly what it is that you're dong.“... I don't know. I was sitting in here and meditating, the door WHOOSH-ed open, a scary-looking robot-man-thing carried you in and put you on the bed, and then I sat with you until you woke up.” She glances up at the ceiling, which isn't too far from her head. “Could... could you put me down, by the way?”“... Right, sorry.” You set her down on your stomach, and, as expected, she feels light as a feather- perhaps even lighter. “This... this is amazing.”She tries not to stare. “... Tell me about it.”…“Have they done you, yet, then?”She shakes her head. “No... not yet...” She reaches towards you, hesitating only slightly before caressing your cheek. “... Should I...?” She frowns. >“Do it, Alirye. It's amazing.”>“I don't see any reason not to, but it's your decision to make.”>“... If you don't want to, they can't force you... I wouldn't let them.”>“... I don't think so. What if there's some horrible downside to it? If we're both goo'd, we'd both be screwed. Y'know?”>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38250079>“I don't see any reason not to, but it's your decision to make.”
>>38250079>“I don't see any reason not to, but it's your decision to make.”>“... If you don't want to, they can't force you... I wouldn't let them.”
>>38250079>>“I don't see any reason not to, but it's your decision to make.”Emperor knows Xeno react to thing different than humans. Like ear rubbing.
>>38250079>“... If you don't want to, they can't force you... I wouldn't let them.”
>>38250079>>“I don't see any reason not to, but it's your decision to make.”>>“... If you don't want to, they can't force you... I wouldn't let them.”
>>38250079>"You'll need to if you want to keep up with me. The pimp hand is strong now."
>>38250079Even though you're an eldar, you're fine the way you are.
>>38250079>“... If you don't want to, they can't force you... I wouldn't let them.”This seems like the part where she goes in and dies of a terrible allergic reaction. It's all very sad and the quest becomes increasingly bleak.
>>38250079Write in! >Emperor knows how you would react to it. We're different species, you shouldn't risk it
>>38250079For what purpose would they even need an Eldar test subject? Why enhance xenos?
>>38250108>>38250133>>38250138>>38250142>>38250147>The choice is yours.>>38250133>>38250140>>38250142>>38250292>I won't allow them to force you.Since it also seems pretty popular.>>38250201Silliness>>38250222You can't just go ruining people for marriage like that, anon!You'd better take responsibility!>>38250317Caution seems wise. Okay, writing!
>>38250534>You can't just go ruining people for marriage like that, anon!>You'd better take responsibility!We already did, and we already did, besides, we already married Alirye
You bite your lip. “I don't really see any reason /not/ to...” You take and hold the hand she's caressing your cheek with, giving it a gentle squeeze. “It's your decision to make, though. Yours, and nobody else's.”She blushes and gives you a small smile. “I suppose it's just wishful thinking, though- how likely are they to give a non-human a choice in something like this? I mean, really, it's-”You place a finger on her lips, stopping her mid-sentence. “It's your choice,” you repeat. “If you don't want to do it, they can't force you.” You grimace. “I won't allow them to.”She looks you straight in the eyes, and you hold her gaze.“... Bella...” She leans forward, never breaking eye contact. Your cheeks heat up as you realize what she's doing. She... she's gonna... k-ki-kiss you!…Your heart is pounding in your chest, more powerfully than you think you've ever heard it before.Whether it's because of the goop, or because of your situation, you're not sure. Maybe it's a bit of both.…You... you've never kissed anyone before! …What if Eldar kiss weird?!...W-w-what if... what if you're bad at it?!…>Let her kiss you. She has such pretty lips...>No! You can't let her kiss you! YOU want to kiss HER! Not the other way around!>No! You can't let her kiss you! Y-you're not ready for this!>No! You can't let her kiss you! It might be heresy!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38250962>Let her kiss you. She has such pretty lips...
>>38250962>No! You can't let her kiss you! YOU want to kiss HER! Not the other way around!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!
>>38250962>No! You can't let her kiss you! Y-you're not ready for this!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!
>>38250962>>No! You can't let her kiss you! YOU want to kiss HER! Not the other way around!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!
>>38250962>No! You can't let her kiss you! YOU want to kiss HER! Not the other way around!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!When in doubt, charge!
>>38250962>No! You can't let her kiss you! YOU want to kiss HER! Not the other way around!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!Uh shit!...FUCK IT CHARGE!
>>38250962>No! You can't let her kiss you! It might be heresy!>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!
>>38250962>>Ask the Emperor for advice! He's your only hope!>No! You can't let her kiss you! It might be heresy!
>>38250993>>38251022Let it happen~>>38251014>>38251040>>38251076>>38251096>Must... be... top!>>38251106>>38251142I-it might be heresy!>>38251032>>38251387You're not ready![most of them]>EMPEROR GUIDE ME!Okay, writing!
>>38251032What the hell is going on in that gif?
>>38251883Panic it seems
… She's gonna kiss you... but... you want to be the one kissing her!You offer a silent prayer to the Emperor, asking for His divine guidance in this situation.'I have already provided you with all that you need to come out on top, my child.'…To... come out on top...…Wait. On top... Ah-ha!THE EMPEROR PROVIDES!You take hold of Alirye, who- in the process of lowering her face towards yours- has gotten on her hands and knees, and sweep her legs out from under her. You flip her over in mid-air, taking advantage of her surprise, and, as soon as she lands on the bed, you roll over, raising yourself on hand and knee mid-way through the maneuver such that, by the time you've gone from belly-up to belly-down, you've got your eldar pinned beneath you.She sighs softly as you take a few moments to bask in the joy of being on top, and wraps her legs around your waist as you lower yourself towards her.Her fingertips trace your jawline, then, as you draw close enough to feel her chest rising and falling against your own as she breathes, she laces her fingers together, resting her hands on the back of your neck, and silently urges you to just kiss her already.You oblige her, meeting her lips with your own, and engage in what you might describe as 'thumb-wrestling, except a million times more embarrassing, a dozen times more difficult, and with tongues instead of thumbs'.…She bites your lower lip a little as you separate, dragging her teeth along it as if she's so reluctant to break the kiss that she just can't let go.[1/2]
After separating completely, the two of you just... look into each other's eyes for a bit, panting like you've just finished running a couple dozen miles or something.“... I think,” Alirye breathes, “I think I'll do it.”“You sure?”She smirks. “I think I'll have to, if I want to keep up with you.”There's a WHOOSH as the door to the room slides open. “Alright, it's time for the Eldar to-” Aila stops mid-sentence as she enters and sees the two of you.The cat-eared Techpriestess just kinda gapes for a few moments, before blinking, clearing her throat, and politely looking away.“Um... if I'm interrupting something, I, uh...” She clears her throat again.Alirye snickers. “No, no, we were just about done.”You nod dumbly. “Uh, yeah. Um-”Alirye pulls you into a quick kiss, winks, whispers “Gotcha,” into your ear, and slips out from under you before you can react. “You might go check on your stuff,” she says as she joins the Magos by the door, “I'll be right back.”With that, she and Aila step out of the room, and the door slides shut behind them with that same old WHOOSH.>Head to the armory and get your stuff. Shouldn't be too hard.>Wait here. You can't just leave to do other stuff while Alirye's doing things that could maybe be dangerous!>Follow after them. You want to be there to make sure nothing happens!>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38252466>Head to the armory and get your stuff. Shouldn't be too hard.>>38252436Wow, lewd.Image source?
>>38252466>Follow after them. You want to be there to make sure nothing happens!That's our elfdar dammit.
>>38252466>Head to the armory and get your stuff. Shouldn't be too hard.
>>38252466>>Head to the armory and get your stuff. Shouldn't be too hard.
>>38252466>Follow after them. You want to be there to make sure nothing happens!
>>38252486It was done by Ironshrinemaiden.
>>38252466>>Head to the armory and get your stuff. Shouldn't be too hard.Please let them have turned our pistols into Inferno pistols and have a Thunder Hammer waiting for us.
>>38252576Thank you anon!
>>38252486>>38252511>>38252547>>38252639>>38252759>To the armory!>>38252504>>38252559Anon is a tad clingy. It's understandable, but, still!Okay!>Roll d100 for navigation!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>38252843
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>38252843nat 100 or 1
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>38252843
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>38252843
>>38252860>>38252879>>38252906>6Whoa.Calm down, there, anon.Writing!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>38252843
You decide to heed Alirye's advice. You'll head to the armory and get your things.You head out the door, not even noticing the WHOOSH it makes as it opens before you or the WHOOSH it makes when it closes behind you.You glance to either side, and, upon noticing that your room's door looks exactly like the other rooms' doors, you head back in, grab a sheet from the bed, and close the door on it.A tech-priest wanders by and gives you a curious look as you admire your handiwork, and you ask him where the armory is.He gives you... directions. Very, very specific directions.You thank him, and, after fifteen or so seconds of trying to follow the directions you were given, you notice a sign on the wall that says, [ARMORY -->]. You follow the signs, walk past all manner of augmented servants of the Omnissiah, and, eventually, arrive at the big double-doors that have the word 'ARMORY' printed in huge letters above 'em.You enter, noting as you do so that the doors make twice the WHOOSH as your room's door did, and find yourself face-to-face with a metal-faced Engineseer. [GREETINGS,] he says, making a sweeping gesture with a mechadendrite, [YOUR ARMOR HAS BEEN SANCTIFIED, CLEANED, AND REPAIRED; YOUR WEAPONS HAVE BEEN ANNOINTED, BLESSED, AND CLEANED.] With one of his, err, 'normal' arms, he gestures to a shiny metal table- your armor is laid out on it, looking better than you've ever seen it before- and then points to a smaller table beside the first one, where your boltpistols- both the one you personally own and the one you've been using because you never got the opportunity to return it- lie, shiny and clean and holstered amidst the magazines you brought, which are too numerous to count off-hand. [1/2]
>>38253587Do they have flamers?
You glance around the room, admiring the various weapons that adorn the walls and shelves. This is a nice room, you think.[IF YOU WOULD LIKE, WE HAVE AN EXCESS OF WEAPONS, MANY OF WHICH WE CANNOT PUT TO USE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM? IT WOULD BE IMPROPER NOT TO ARM YOU.]…They have meltas and flamers and bolters, lasguns of all sorts, heavy bolters, multi-meltas, combi-flamers, chainswords, power swords and power mauls... and more. …This place is awesome.>“... No, I couldn't.” (Grab your stuff and go.)>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)>“... I don't think that's a good idea. You seem to have flamers.”>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38253663Do they have space marine gear? are we strong enough to use space marine gear?
>>38253663>"...It couldn't hurt." (SHOPPING~!) DUAL WIELDING MULTI-MELTAS!
>>38253663>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)
>>38253663>>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)
>>38253663>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)A power sword would suit our strength.
>>38253757Or a relic blade we can one hand.
We're a pistols girl, remember that. Dual wielding swords would be pretty sweet though!
>>38253859One hand with a multi melta the other with a relic blade?
>>38253859Why dual wield pistols when we can dual wield bigger things, like bolters and meltas.
>>38253880Or a power sword and a combi-melta or something?
>>38253663>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)FLAMERS! MELTAS!
>>38253663>“... It couldn't hurt.” (SHOPPING~!)FLAMER!
>>38253876The ship for a sword in one hand and a gun in the other has sailed already.
>>38253713>>38253720>>38253726>>38253757>>38253815>>38254025>>38254027>Well... if you insist...Okay, writing!
>>38253859Dual wielding Inferno Pistols, Power sword and a Melta?
>>38254046if we can lift a leman we can use a thunder hammer or relic blade instead of a power sword. They're bigger and do a lot more damage.
>>38254086True that so a Thunder Hammer instead of a power sword then? That shit would be terrifying for all those heretics. Also do they have a spare helmet or an Iron Halo we could steal?
>>38254108theres no way that they would just give us an iron halo, and im more a fan of a relic blade.
>>38254137They don't just give away relic blades. Those things are special, compared to flamers and bolters.
>>38254086That wasn't literal, anon.It was hyperbolic. And I don't think these guys have weapons that are only given to battle-hardened Spess Mehreens.
>>38254163Could we roll for one?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>38254173Preemptive roll
>>38254173I don't think so. Sorry, but that's a bit too ridiculous, even by my standards.
>>38254173>Roll 1>Nemesis force weapon and we awaken psyker powers
>>38254204With a roll like that>>38254190 can we at least get something really good?
>>38254238I'll look into it.
>>38254273Power Halberd with incorporated Flamer?
>>38254273>Force Commander sneezed on this power mace before he threw it at an Ork.
“Well...” You take another moment to look around. “... It couldn't hurt.”[VERY WELL,] he buzzes. He leads you around the room, pointing out the various weapons and types of weapons as you go.He shows you their melee weapons- chainswords, power swords of several different patterns, a few power mauls, a power axe or two, a couple of eviscerators, and even a bolter with a chainblade attachment.You weren't ever really one for melee combat. You're not particularly good at it- you've always done fine with a pair of boltpistols and a ton of ammo- a boltpistol doesn't seem particularly threatening, sure, but you can clean someone's clock permanently with a good swing.Still, you're even stronger, now, so a melee weapon might be a good idea.…He shows you the various bolters, next. There're lots- boltpistols, bolters of several different patterns, bolters with chainblades, bolters with underbarrel flamers or meltas, a few heavy bolters... they even have a couple of storm bolters!You're a pretty damn good shot, and a combi-weapon or a storm bolter might be pretty nice to have around. A heavy bolter might be nice, too- but they all look really unwieldy....He shows you the flamers and meltas, too- they have a ton of flamers, a couple of hand-flamers, and even some heavy flamers. They have plenty of meltaguns, but not a whole lot of multi-meltas.You... You'd really like to get your hands on some of these, but... it's probably unwise.In fact, it's certainly unwise.[1/2]
He shows you some of their less normal stuff, too- there's a single-shot shotgun pistol thing, a handful of heavy stubbers, and a selection of autoguns that doesn't really interest you.The shotgun pistol thingie could be useful, maybe?….He shows you several crates of grenades- frag, phosphor, krak, and even some melta bombs. Nothing too strange there....Lastly, he shows you a selection of weapons that happen to be man-portable versions of things normally mounted on vehicles. He shows you a big thing called an 'autocannon,' a six-barreled death machine called an 'assault cannon,' and even a shoulder-mounted lascannon.That assault cannon would probably make short work of any orks (or chickens) you might come across- that could be useful, you think. The lascannon would be good at shooting things, obviously, and the autocannon shoots explodey shells that are good against light vehicles or clumps of infantry.…You should probably only take one- it's rude to take more, you think. Besides, you can only carry so much stuff.>Take a melee weapon.>Take a bolter.>Take a Flamer or Melta.>Take the shotgun pistol or a heavy stubber.>Take one of the cannons.
>>38255016>Take a Flamer or Melta.
>>38255016>Take the shotgun pistol>Take a melee weapon.>Take a bolter.Storm bolter and poweraxe?
>>38255016>Take the assault cannonNot even space marines normally weild those by hand. If we're gonna have super strength we may as well use it.
>>38255016>Take a melee weapon.
>>38255016>>Take a melee weapon.if we can take more than one>Take a Melta.
>>38255016>Power claws, lascannon and a pile of grenades.
>>38255016>Take a melee weapon. Anything goes.>Take a Multi-Melta.>Take a Stormbolter.All of these are to good to pass up. With this we will be armed enough to deal with most stuff and rudeness be damned! They kidnapped us after all.If we can't take more than one then>Take a Multi-Melta
>>38255016>Take a Flamer or MeltaInferno pistol a go-go!Or at least a hand flamer.
>>38255016>Take the shotgun pistol or a heavy stubber.
>>38255016>"Al ta'atzben otti, aren't there any chain bayonets available?"
>>38255016>Take the assault cannon
>>38255016>>Take a melee weapon.
>>38255016>Take one of the cannons.The Big Gun!
>>38255033>>38255121>>38255139>>38255308Flamer/Melta>>38255052>>38255117>>38255158>>38255446Cannon>>38255057>>38255097>>38255283Melee>>38255144Shotgun pistol / Heavy Stubber>>38255151Yes. Yes there are.>>38255048One, please....Okay, looks like it's between cannons, flamers, and meltas.I'll just list both out. Writing!
>>38255498>You should probably only take one>You should probably>probablyIf you didn't want us to take three things you shouldn't have said "Probably"
>>38255578It was pretty obvious he only wanted us to pick one killy thing, man.
>>38255619But he didn't outright tell us to pick one.
>>38255578The fact that you saw that I indicated you should only take one- and went on to say that you can't carry a whole lot in the way of big guns and things- and neglected to do so is... irksome.When the character says, "HEY, I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT" and you vote "SHOOT SELF IN FOOT" and everyone laughs at you, do you complain?If it's obvious what I'm getting at, being pedantic is rather inappropriate.
>>38255498Actually, could we stock up on grenades, like just carry a big sack of them around?
… You're not sure whether you want one of the cannons, or a flamer (or maybe a melta?).…The cannons are big and unwieldy, but pack a lot of firepower. The lascannon is single-shot, but effective against pretty much everything. The autocannon is big and heavy (not that you care) and good against tightly-packed foot soldiers and lightly-armored vehicles. The assault cannon is made to turn infantry into paste by shooting lots of rounds in not a lot of time, but isn't super-accurate or particularly long-ranged.Flamers are frakking awesome, but you're not sure it's a good idea to take one. The Flamer Incident is called what it is for a reason, after all. Still, something like a hand-flamer couldn't be that bad, could it? You could take one and use it the same way you use other pistols! Meltas are pretty cool, too. They don't have any pistol-y ones, though, so you'll have to make due with a meltagun or a multi-melta. Meltas are good against pretty much everything, so long as you're close to the thing you're trying to melt. Multi-meltas are even better, but also happen to be big and unwieldy.The Engineseer looks at you expectantly.>Take the Lascannon>Take the Autocannon>Take the Assault Cannon>Take a Flamer>Take a hand-flamer>Take a Melta>Take a Multi-melta>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38255946Dude. Gotta be dat assault cannon. Shits so big only terminators use it by hand.
>>38255946>>Take a Multi-melta
>>38255946>Take a Multi-meltaBurn baby burn
>>38255946>Take a melta!
>>38255946>Take a hand-flamer.you're good at pistols and you love flamer. Why not get both in one weapon.
>>38255946>>Take the Assault Cannon
>>38255946>Take the Assault Cannon
>>38255946>Take a Multi-meltaThe only reason choice here! Come on we're a Sister of Battle, burning stuff is what we do!
>>38255946>>Take a hand-flamer
>>38255946>Hand-FlamerAlso I've seen the Flamer Incident mentioned a few times now. I wasn't in since the beginning, anyone care to enlighten me?
>>38255946>Take the Assault CannonBecause "BRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!!!"And "out of ammo" are the only two settings
>>38255946>Take a Multi-melta>>38256109Servitor to in the line of fire while we where training with the Flamer. Apparently it was our fault for it not looking before moving.
>>38256109That flamer enlightened a lot of things.
>>38256130... The servitor's just the one you happen to have a good excuse for.
>>38256130>Apparently it was our fault for it not looking before moving.Uh, right. If somebody is holding a fucking flamer you do your darnest to not prance around in front of them like a faggot.
>>38255970>>38256008>>38256043>>38256130>>38256211Multi-melta>>38256022Melta>>38256023>>38256089>>38256109Hand-flamer>>38255968>>38256024>>38256042>>38256062>>38256116>>38256236>Assault CannonOkay, writing!
>>38255946>Take a Multi-melta
>>38256022Changing to Multi-Melta.
>>38256327>>38256352Your too late multi-melta-man, my plan has come to fruition, and now we shall be stuck with a bulky assault cannon muhahahaha
>>38256406We have super strength. We'll whip it around like a bolter and it will be glorious.
>>38256433What do we do 5 seconds after when we're out of ammo?
>>38256449Punch them in the face. We have super strength.
>>38256449Well we originally had "As much ammo as we needed." If that's not the case anymore we beat them with the fucking thing. It doubles as a melee weapon and we've got super strength.It's not like multi meltas are known for their ammunition capacity.
>>38256508>TFW you realize you will never get to burn things for the glory of the Emperor.I just want to burn stuff...
>>38256449There's nothing wrong with heretics that we can't fix with our hands.
>>38256549I prefer the assault cannon and we've apparently canonically done horrible things with fire based weaponry.
>>38256508"As much ammo as we needed." for pistols is a lot different than "As much ammo as we needed." for a god damn assault cannon.
>>38256589Tell me anything you can do with a Flamethrower that isn't horrible besides frontline BBQ?
>>38256650Become that guy everyone shoots at because A: they don't want to be burned alive B: Games always make that fucker explode
>>38256172 right and a servater has the mental capacity to do that how?>>38256650 giving your waifu a promethium bath
>>38256603It's an assault cannon. How much ammo CAN you need if you're not soloing every Ork in the sector?
>>38256759Hand flamer and multimelta are very different things.
After some deliberation, you come to a decision. “... I think the Multi-melta would be very useful,” you say, and the Engineseer bobs his head in affirmation. [AS YOU SAY,] he warbles, [I WILL HAVE IT PREPARED AND READY BY THE TIME YOU RETURN.]You thank him, make a mental note to come by the Armory before you do anything that might require melting stuff, and head over to the tables where your things are.You don your armor faster than you'd normally be able to, arm yourself with your boltpistols, and head back to the room that has been assigned to you- it's easy to find, thanks to the stark contrast between the gray everything and the clean, white sheet that you left in the door. You grab the sheet as you head inside, ignoring the WHOOSH WHOOSH of the door opening and closing. You remove your armor and leave it- and your weapons- on a small desk-table-thing on the far side of the room. Alirye's armor is there, too, all clean and white- you don't see her spear-thingie, though. By the time you've seated yourself on the bed, the door WHOOSHes open, and you're joined in your room by...…>Aila and... Aila? (Shape-shifting for Alirye)>Aila and... nobody? The door didn't WHOOSH closed as quickly as it should have, though (Stealth Alirye, get!)>Aila, followed by a servitor with Alirye slung over its shoulder. (Alirye is frakking invincible!)>Something else? (Write-in!)
>>38256786They both melt things with intense heat.
>>38256315>I am Heavy Weapons Sister, and this is my weapon.
>>38256327>>38256352Noted. Probably should've said that earlier, but it slipped my mind. Sorry.
>>38256804>>Aila and... nobody? The door didn't WHOOSH closed as quickly as it should have, though (Stealth Alirye, get!)
>>38256804>Aila and... Aila? (Shape-shifting for Alirye)We /d/ now.
>>38256804>>Aila, followed by a servitor with Alirye slung over its shoulder. (Alirye is frakking invincible!)We'll never lose our waifu.
>>38256804>Alie with Alirye looking like regular (Expanded Psyker powers massively)
>>38256804>Aila and... nobody? The door didn't WHOOSH closed as quickly as it should have, though (Stealth Alirye, get!)
>>38256804>Alie with Alirye looking like regular (Expanded Psyker powers massively)I want the Eldar to dom us with her mind.
>>38256957I know right! She ties up our strong muscular body with Psyker powers and teases us for hours upon hours
>>38256957>>38257051And we've proven to be the dom.Plus this ain't fetish quest V2
>>38257116I want to be a switch!
>>38257116>we've proven to be the domThat's because we were the only augmented one. It'll be more interesting if we playfully struggle for dominance with Alirye.
>>38257150Or you can go to any other fucking quest because the main protags are always subs.Or better yet go back to /d/
>>38256957>>38257051>not only consorting with xenos and hereteks, but willingly putting yourself under psychic manipulation and submitting to their foul machineriesNo redemption will be found here.
>>38257185You mean the never are subs? Right?
>>38256804>Alie with Alirye looking like regular, but more eye-catching for some reason (Expanded Psyker powers massively)Being a switch could be really fun. Sometimes it's nice to let someone else take charge.
>>38257185>PROTAG ALWAYS SUB!No?Also being a DOM isn't a D thing? Are you kidding?
>>38256804>psyker powers expandedNot for any fetish reason... I just think it would be nifty.
>>38257215I did try to go proper SoB in the first thread but none would have it.
>>38256804>Alie with Alirye looking like regular (Expanded Psyker powers massively)even more like pic
>>38257257I don't get it.
>>38257185>switch=sub Pls learn to read
>>38256804>Aila and... nobody? The door didn't WHOOSH closed as quickly as it should have, though (Stealth Alirye, get!)It'd be nice if there weren't random arguments for once.....
>>38257283I'm going to assume he means to purge the xeno with a shotgun.
>>38256804Aila getting screwed in every orifice with Alirye's tentacle dicks, and getting her mecha-dendrite tail stroked sensually by a silky smooth claw.
>>38257257Ohmygawd that Asari looks adorable. I wanna cuddle it
>>38256848>>38256897>>38256921>>38256958>>38257003>>38257286>>38257311>>38257311>Spooky scary Alirye!>>38256883Shape-shifting!>>38256888Super-tough!>>38256893>>38256957>>38257230>>38257243>>38257257More psychic-y!Both Alirye and Bella switch, depending on the situation.>>38257331Sorry, anon. Alirye has no 'tentacle dicks,' and Aila has four mechadendrites, arranged... kinda like that one Spiderman villain's, I guess.Anyways, writing!Alirye is the spookiest!
>>38256804>Aila and... Aila? (Shape-shifting for Alirye)Now >>38186627 will be accurate!
>>38257413Jesus christ how horrifying
>>38257433Think you linked the wrong pic. That has nothing to do with shapeshifting..
>>38257514Maybe he means how remarkably un-Eldar the witch looks.
>>38257570 talkin about those tittays?
>>38257590Yes. I am referring to the size of her bust, as well as the general lack of unnatural thinness common with her kind.
>>38257643She is shorter than most eldar, so maybe she's a relatively-shortstack?
…Aila seems to be alone, and you're halfway through processing the lack of your eldar and becoming... upset... when a familiar bum presses into your lap.You can't see it, but that's Alirye's butt.…What.You blink a few times, staring at the place where Alirye's bottom should be.Even though you can tell she's there, you jump when Alirye appears- her greeting, “Surprise!” didn't much help, either.You grab your pointy-eared compatriot and, using your superior strength, suplex her onto the bed.Aila watches curiously for a few moments, before awkwardly shuffling towards the door. “... I'll... uh... I'll give you some time.”You pay the cat-priestess no mind, though. Mostly because you're registering the fact that Alirye can turn her clothes invisible, too.You lament this aloud, and Alirye counters with, “The Emperor protects!”…You... can't win that one. …Alirye quickly distracts herself with her new-found invisibility thing. You watch her for awhile as she tries to turn various objects invisible- she doesn't seem to be able to do it to anything particularly large- most of the items she has success with are relatively small and pressed closely against her.No smuggling huge weapons in your invisible eldar, it seems.…Oh, well.
I think we'll end it here today.Twitter: https://twitter.com/EsperQuestQMTHE LAND OF ASKING: ask.fm/EsperQuestQMArchives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Battle-Sister%20QuestFeel free to discuss/ask questions here in the thread or at the ask.fm listed above!Thanks for playing!
>>38258151Love ya bae.
>>38258151Thanks for running
>>38258151Do you prefer pussies shaven, or furred?
>>38258469Shaving cats (without legitimate reason) is mean!
>>38258507Huh, thought you might've been the "shaven, not furred" type. My mistake!
>>38258567... Are we talking about cats?Or lady-parts?Your wording is vague.Presumably deliberately so.You cheeky anon, you.
>>38258567LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MR. BIGGLESWORTH!