You are Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan. You are currently in the Howling Mountains, finalizing your takeover of the Skyhunter Clan, which will of course require the Skyhunter chieftain, Dra'koz, to die.Fortunately for you, Dra'koz is an unpopular leader, and you have convinced the orcs of his clan's mining camp to aid you in setting up an ambush for him and his honorguard. You have archers and slingers staking out the high ground ready to take out his vulture riders, while the rest of your force will engage him and his halfbreeds in the camp. Your witch slave Ashuris has been hard at work preparing pitfalls and traps with her magic to help turn the tide further against your enemy. You outnumber them greatly, but Dra'koz is dangerous, and his honorguard is well-equipped and strong.Ashuris comes to you near the end of the day, a sheen of sweat across the ogress' skin from her magical exertion.“Finished. If you push them to here, they'll trigger the pit traps,” she sighs, pointing to a space near the entranceway to the camp.You nod, looking across your forces. Half the archers and slingers are ready with nets near the main path, the other half overlooking the camp from the path you arrived by. You have also set up rotting meat to lure in the vultures, you don't know how well it will work, since they are most likely well trained, but it doesn't hurt to try. Most of your warriors will be hiding out in the mine itself, while the rest will be ready to attack from within the camp and from the hidden path. Everything seems to be in order.>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here>No, wait, first... (write-in)
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>>37859446>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here
>>37859446>>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz herelet's get this train wreck rolling
>>37859446>>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here
>>37859446What's our equipment? Our axe? Might be a good idea to take K'zala's ice dagger along against the halfgiant faggot.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37859446>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz hereSeeing if the dice gods are merciful.
>>37859484Sometime.>>37859489>What's our equipment? Our axe?It's all on your character sheet.>Might be a good idea to take K'zala's ice dagger along against the halfgiant faggot.No-one asked for K'zala to join this attack, so her and her dagger are still back at your camp.
>>37859505>Chain Shirt, Chitin Vambraces, Chitin Greaves, Hide Boots, Leather LeggingsHave we really not found any better armor than this? Or could it be that Chitin is simply BASED?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37859559its made from the abyss faggot.
>>37859559Chitin isn't amazing, it's alright. All the armor you've found has come from raiding tombs, so it's not great quality stuff in general.Pretty sure part of the reason you're seizing an iron mine is to start producing better stuff.
mfw I still haven't caught up, but there's a new thread to do things in anyway
>>37859581the elf is teaching both our orc smiths right?I found it a bit weird that he would only teach one, when having both learn is better, and especially when one of the tow could help out faster.
>>37859603Where in the story are you right now? I could give you a summary or something.
>>37859603just read warlords post, and you should be fine.threads usually last a couple hours, which is more than enough to catch up on.
>>37859581>>37859559Makes sense, I think he was more commenting on how out of all the stuff we took that steel vembraces or greaves weren't also taken, not a big deal or anything. Now for the battle!
>>37859605You gave the elf smith to Y'zoa. Or'kaz won't go near Y'zoa for obvious reasons.
>>37859623No thanks, I want to read it myself. I'm right before the elf raid, but I got last thread.>>37859625yup, it's time to bs my way through and make snap decisions based on current info. I'll try to catch up as Warlord writes.
>>37859656>it's time to bs my way through and make snap decisions based on current info.please don't
>>37859641can we fix this once we come back?To have him teach our other orc, with a timetable or something.
>>37859666>please don'tOkay, Inka
Alright, looks like you're pressing on with the plan.Writing.
>>37859704Wait, at least have the orcs tell us about what Spirit Vultures are like, how to fight them, and if we can likely turn a couple away from the battle or on our side.
>>37859656Word of advice. Don't use your own pre-conceptions on what orcs are like to make your decision. This world is pretty distinct, so if you're thinking 40k orks, LOTR orcs, WOW orcs or generic fantasy orcs you're fucking wrong.
>>37859740Spirit Vultures are basically bigass vultures, large enough to carry an orcish rider. The name comes from the fact that they can hurt incorporeal creatures, and seem to have a particular taste for ectoplasm. They aren't any more intelligent than animals, which means that Ashuris' domination magic won't work on them, but as I said last thread, it would potentially work on the riders.
>>37859784So we'll be having Ashuris dominate whatever riders she can and turning them against the others once they arrive. In fact we'll probably have her start doing that as soon as they come withing range since it isn't obvious that it's happening.
>>37859693Well first lets look at their stats.Or'kazSmithing: 3Slave extremely good leather worker A hulking but lethargic orc that was once an exceptional smithY'zoaSmithing 1(or 2?)knows how how to make good bone weapons(forgot what else, its hard to find this info)
>>37859869>>37859693Shit, while looking for the info i forgot to reply.I meant to say that he is a better black smith, and could be used to help out the whole clan, and improving both is better than holding on to some grudge from a lazy git.
Za'ria comes to join you by the edge of the camp, looking down the mountainside.“Will Dra'koz really come here if you ask him to. I thought he sent you here because he hated you?” you grunt, Za'ria giving a shrug.“He does hate me... Let's just say it's complicated. He has been getting more paranoid lately, so who knows, if I'm not back in a few hours, I'm probably dead.”You look over at the older female, who looks as unfazed as ever. Which means either walking to her impending death doesn't bother her in the slightest, or she's lying to you about something.“This should go without saying, but if you betray me...” you growl.“No-one wants to see Dra'koz die more than me. Getting out of the mountains would be nice too. I hate mountains,” Za'ria sighs, rubbing at the scar around her wrist as she walks away, starting off down the mountain path.You move into position, and you wait....and you wait....and you wait.It has been many hours, and still no sign of Dra'koz. Perhaps Za'ria really did die, perhaps she betrayed you, perhaps Dra'koz is just dragging his feet about coming up here.>Wait it out.>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp>Back out, it's not worth the risk
>>37859948>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp
>>37859948>>Wait it out.
>>37859948>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter CampAs long as we send enough that they don't get caught
>>37859948>wait it out.Also, talk to the big guy. Ask him Zaria's deal and whether or not he thinks she'd be a traitor.
>>37859948>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Campsneaky git.
>>37859988Few * enough
>>37859948>Send only Or'kug to scout out the Skyhunter camp
>>37859998Not a bad idea, to be honest, with a Stealth of 5 he'd be the best candidate, and should be back by the time it's time for ambush as well, if it all works out.>>37859948Either the above or waiting, along with a bit of scouting of our surroundings, make sure we aren't being surrounded right now.
>>37859948>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter CampMaybe have some of the Skyhunter orcs scout the around the area
>>37859948Why didn't we ask her what she'd tell him? Maybe she's just not very good with coming up with shit, so she got discovered. Should've told him the mine opened into ruins/found some rare magic metal bullshit to get his attention or something, but even then I'm not sure of he himself would come out here.
>>37859948>>>Wait it out.
If we send Or'kug, we should also send Koz'rak.Stealth bonus+familiarity of terrain.
Okay, scouting wins, but I'm seeing some other choices cropping up.So>Send Scouts>Send Or'kug>Send Or'kug and Koz'rakand also do you wish to send some scouts to check out the surrounding area?>Yes>No
>>37860190Do stealth Bonuses stack, one has +5, the other has +2
>>37860204>Send Or'kug>Check the Surrounding Area
>>37860204>send Or'kug and Koz'rak>yes
>>37860204>Send scouts>YesI don't trust her, a gut feeling.
>>37860204>send Or'kug and Koz'rakDepends on how we have to roll for it though.>YesJust like 4 orcs, to make sure they aren't being cheeky cunts.Hopefully some Skyhunters who know the terrain can assist.
>>37860204>>Send Or'kug and Koz'rakOr'kug doesn't know the areadon't scout the area
>>37860240Do they jump to the upper limit or do they average out?
>>37860204>>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak>Yes
>>37860260They both roll separately, however the higher one rolls above the DC, the more he can assist the one who rolled lower.
>>37860204>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak>Yes
Or'kug and Koz'rak going to check the camp wins.As does sending orcs out into the surrounding area.>Roll 3d20
Rolled 15, 18, 6 = 39 (3d20)>>37860360Lady luck
Rolled 7, 9, 11 = 27 (3d20)>>37860360help us gods
Rolled 13, 5, 9 = 27 (3d20)>>37860360
Rolled 12, 10, 16 = 38 (3d20)>>37860360Ho boy...
Rolled 15, 3, 2 = 20 (3d20)>>37860366>>37860374>>37860382That's either 20, 20, and 11+x, or 17, 23, and 11+x>>37860385If only you had been a bit faster, or the anon before you was slower.
>>3786040620, 20 would be pretty good, anyway
Rolled 2, 20, 7 = 29 (3d20)>>37860360and then we died
>>37860428Well you are in the mountains, rocks falling here wouldn't be all that unusual.
>>37860440I'm slightly more concerned with dragons falling on us
see this is why i didnt want to send unnamed npcs on a scouting mission. they have no stat bonuses and an 11 is pretty mediocre. I really hope they don't get spotted by Drakoz.
Are dragons sufficiently magical for Zul'orok Zhar to take issue with their subjugation of an orc clan, or is his ire reserved only for explicitly abyssal or divine agents?
>>37860454We did say we'd send some Skyhunters out though, since they know the area, I assume that gives some bonus.Also, it seems logical that they'd go to the directions that the giantfaggot isn't coming from, since we sent Or'kug and Koz'rak that way.
You are Or'kug. With the assistance of Koz'rak and his knowledge of the terrain, finding your way to a secluded point overlooking the Skyhunter camp was simple enough.The first thing you spot is Dra'koz, he's hard to miss. A towering mass of green muscle and steel plate, leaning on a heavy greatsword. Around him are his honorguard of halfbreeds, looking small next to their chieftain, but still towering over the rest of the clan.You spot Za'ria nearby as well, and you think it's safe to say from her current condition that the plan has failed. The female is tied to a stake, most likely held up solely by the ropes binding her, her hanging low and face concealed by her hair.Dra'koz is busy speaking with some human, a female, tall and skinny, the bare skin of her arms and face daubed in dark warpaint, her hair woven with feathers, dressed in simple leather armor. While she looks attractive enough, there is something about her wide-eyed stare that speaks of madness. She finishes up her conversation with the Skyhunter chieftain, hopping up onto a spirit vulture sat patiently by her side, which takes off into the sky and north-east.Dra'koz amasses his honorguard, his vulture riders and halfbreeds gathering around him. He strides over to the bound Za'ria, speaking to her. You see her head rise slightly, an exchange between the pair that you can't make out. Whatever it was, Dra'koz clearly did not like it, as he gives the female a sharp backhand across the face with his mailed hand, turning away and striding towards the pass, his honorguard falling into step alongside him as the vulture riders take to the sky.It looks like they're coming to you after all. It's time to head back.(cont)
>>37860621You are Ur'shal, and Or'kug and Koz'rak have returned.“So what's happening?” you grunt, as the pair run into the camp, looking harried.“Dra'koz is on his way. It looks like he took Za'ria prisoner, so he might know about our ambush. Get ready,” Koz'rak growls.“I think the situation may be worse than that,” Or'kug mutters, pointing to the north.You all turn, seeing two of the scouts you sent out sprinting back into the camp, breathing heavily, one of them clutching a bloody arm.“Chieftain, humans, a whole fucking load of them coming up the path, and more coming in on vultures.”You growl, it looks like things aren't going to go as smoothly as you'd hoped. Do you wish to make any alterations to the plan before the enemy arrive?>No, stick to the plan.>Yes (Write-in)
>>37860632Send a runner for reinforcements?
>>37860632Could we bunker down and let them try to take us?Send a runner for reinforcements?
>>37860632>>No, stick to the plan.
>>37860648>>37860649It's a day and a half back to your camp from here.
>>37860632Yup, I think its about time to go all out, get a guy to get reinforcements, time to march on those blasted humans!>Get Reinforcements and prepare for battle
>>37860632What's ETA for Dra'koz and humans?
>>37860632I knew we should have brought more people, but anons were all 'it's only a handful of dudes to kill'I guess we'll need to stick to the plan for now
>>37860679Twenty minutes or so.
>>37860632Set up a real defensive perimeter. This is no longer a fucking ambush. Its an assault. Pallisades. Barricades. Anything. Get shit ready to light on fire and throw down the mountain if they're charging up at us. Everyone ready and on fucking deck.
>>37860684Yup, not enough time to get reinforcements, we should be able to stick to the plan, so long as humans can't resist magic any better than orcs can.>Stick to the plan
>>37860632>Yes (Write-in)Bug Out. The element of surprise is lost.
>>37860684how many did we bring, i thought we brought 40.
>>37860712which was not the maximum number we could have
>>37860712You have fourty of your own, plus twenty of the Skyhunters from the mining camp. Plus you, Dru'ak, Or'kug, Koz'rak, Ya'zada, Ashuris and the Skyhunter Lo'zol.
>>37860684Well, it did seem strange that we didn't have to roll for tricking Dra'koz.>>37860632Ashuris can go ahead and make a rockslide on those humans coming up north, and collapse any pathways they might have to us.Assuming Dra'koz doesn't know that he knows of the ambush, we should let him think we're doing it, and attack sooner than would be advisable, right as he steps in range, collapsing the pitfalls and everything.It should help to take out the big guy, as it'd kill morale on their part, but might enrage the honor guard.I told you we should have brought more magic users.>>37860712>>3786073240 was the max, but we brought 20 with us from camp.
>>37860632How does the path that humans taking look, can we cause rockslide that will kill them or block the passage with ogre magic?
>>37860632>Yes Set up a defensive perimeter. it's no longer an ambush if they know we are here.
>>37860743what about the lot that we originally sent with Or'kug?
>>37860758Yeah, that was 15
>>37860700Seconding this. See if we can't set up defenses and a choke point. If we have to, we might need to pull back into the mines and defend from there.Maybe burn the piles of rotten meat and whatever we can find that burns hard. Cover the sky with as much black smoke as we can.
>>37860632Fortify around the camp.Rally the slaves to fight for us, Promise a good meal and sleep for their aid. Pray to our gods
>>37860758>>37860770You're right. My bad. Add 15 more guys to that.
>>37860758There were 20 with Or'kug, we brought 20 from the clan when we came here.>>37860748>>37860752Maybe we don't even need a rockslide or complete collapse of their path, if she can just have them be bottle necked somehow so the orcs can get to slaughtering.She should do that before they get here though, because once they do, Ash will have to start mind-controlling them.Hopefully Slaggyr isn't doing the same to them, otherwise I think a dragon may be better at that than an ogre witch with level 1 Dominate.>>37860793Oh, I guess I'm wrong on the headcount, then.
>>37860793It should be the fourty guys we initially sent plus the 20 skyhunters at the mine plus the 20 ur brought personally. Thats eighty peeps.
>>37860621How many vulture riders Dra'koz have?
>>37860632I think we should go with fortifying the camp but I fear they might just win by attrition.How about we try to break through by attacking the enemy chieftain and thus breaking from the encirclement?They left their fortifications so we should at least have some "advantage" and their forces are spread around the camp. It will take time for the reinforcements to arrive.But then again I like crazy plans.
>>37860632>No, stick to the plan.The humans are trouble but we can have our extra orcs hold them, not to mention the chief is the main danger.
>>37860818Once Ash is finished Dominating who she can, she should start lava'ing up the honor guard and the other big hitters.If we weren't knee-deep in shit, I'd say keep the females alive, but this is the time to go all out, only start going for non-lethal takedowns on them once we took out the big guys and their numbers have dwindles significantly.I knew sneaking into the camp and killing Drra'koz ourselevs would have been safer, he managed to get together this force because we waited this long.I guess we should've send Or'kug and Koz'rak right after the chick left, for such occasions.
>>37860632Aside from sending Ash and few orcs to deal with humans i think we should stick to the plan.Dra'koz got only 20 orcs so assume he's hoping to pincer us.
>>37860899By "a whole fucking load of them coming up the path, and more coming in on vultures" I assume that's more than a single witch and 20 orcs can handle.However, because of our individual superiority, if we take out the orcs, we should be able to clean up the non-dominated humans by setting up defenses in the main, we have a bit better positioning against fodder, they're just keep pouring towards us if I imagine it right.
>>37860632>No, stick to the plan.
>>37860955If we do take out the chieftain first, we can always go rally his village.
Okay, let's put this to a vote.>Stick to the plan.>Dig in and fortify your position.>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.>Send some Orcs and Ashuris to hold the path the humans are taking while you deal with the orcs.
>>37860995>Stick to the plan.>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>37860995>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>37860995>>Stick to the plan.we're committed. bad things happen with last minute changes
>>37860995>>Stick to the plan.>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.we stick to it, but ash slows them down.
>>37860995>>Dig in and fortify your position.>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.I don't trust the plan without the element of surprise. It's always harder to kill an entrenched enemy then an open one.
>>37860995dig in and fortify your positionhave ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking
>>37860995>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>37860995>Stick to the plan.>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.20 minutes is not a long enough time, we have to wipe out the chieftain fast.
>>37860995>>Stick to the plan.and >Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>37860995>Dig in>Landslide>Fuck ALL the shit up.
>>37860995>>Dig in and fortify your position.>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.>>Send some Orcs and Ashuris to hold the path the humans are taking while you deal with the orcs.But have them keep close to us, at least Ash, so she can assist of need be.
>>37860995>Stick to the plan.
>>37860995>Dig in and fortify your position.>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.Ashuris, best utility spellcaster.
>>37860995>Dig in and fortify your position.>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>37860995Will the humans and rocs arrive at the same time? Also, this just came to my mind, but would it be possible to do like a trap spider with Ashuris's magic, having orcs sitting in covered pits to burst out from?Also, would it be Skor'oz Zik's thing for us to survive this, or is this not harsh enogh? More Zol'gor tor and Kul'zog Zor since it's a battle?
Stick to the plan. ALWAYS STICK TO THE PLAN!
>>37861146>Also, this just came to my mind, but would it be possible to do like a trap spider with Ashuris's magic, having orcs sitting in covered pits to burst out from?It is possible for her to do such things, but it would take more time than you have right now.
Looks like it's a combination of sticking to the plan and having Ashuris drop a landslide on the path the humans are taking.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37861178
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37861083best to assume after the land slide they won't be to much resistance from that side.Out side of the vultures. And we already have people set up to attack the vultures by that path.(?)So it be best to stick to the plan and hit them hard and fast before humans can team up with them and over whelm us.>>37861178
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37861178
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37861178GO
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37861178
>>37861178Ogretits magicalgirl to the rescue!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37861178Lets do this
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37861178Lady luck #2
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37861178
>>37861188thank god warlord dosent believe in crit fail
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37861178>>Roll 1d20
>>37861191>>37861189>>37861188whoo yeah 18.
>>37861208eh even with 1 cancelling the 18, we got 16.
>>37861178Would her magic allow her to shoot earth spike ot try and impale vultures mid air?Or would that be to much for ash?
>>37861191Orge tits keeps proving she is best girl.
>>37861178Are sending a runner for reinforcements?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37861178May Zol'gor Tor and Kul'zog Zor help us.It's pretty strange how both of their names are _l'_og _or isn't it?>>37861191nice>>37861205She does seem to like you, but you were late.>>37861220>1 cancelling the 18If Lordy DID do crits, why would an 18 cancel out a 1?
>>37861238Her forte is mostly restricted to things on the ground, I believe.
>>37861220It doesn't.We got an 18.
>>37861238Depends how low down they are.
>>37861251I thought crit fail meant that the 1 cancelled out the highest number, making you go with the middle roll.
>>37861238I think that would be too much. But maybe we could get her to cause a billowing cloud of dust to explode out of the ground. Not very damaging, but probably unpleasant to fly through, and poor visibility can only help us. >>37861178Thoughts, boss? Can Ash's lanslide also make a big dust screen?
>>37861250the fight would be over by than.
>>37861208Critfail with best of three is kind of a silly sytem anyways.You're looking at every 8th roll being one, which can easily result in regular bouts of absolute incompetence.
>>37861250No reason to, it's a 3 day journey from here to the camp and back.>>37861238That seems way too excessive for her.>>37861158No problem, meant it more for the future, so we know that it's a possibility.I assume when the full coven is together it's less power=a+b+c and more power=[(a+b+c)/3]^3 or something?>>37861279That's not how crit fails work, crit fails are crit fails because they ignore all other noncrit rolls and make you go with the crit itself, and have special consequences.
>>37861279Nah crit fails ususally imply>You failed that roll, badly I might add.>You fucked up.>You fucked up so bad, prepare that anus.In most quests. But usually write in's help.
>>37861276Would convection from the lava lead to a signficant enough change in air currents to fuck over the Spirit Vultures?
>>37861318>But usually write ins helpNot with best of 3 1d20 crit fails they don't.
>>37861303I've seen that happen in a few quests. Just strings of nat 1s the entire thread.
>>37861332>that spooky mansion threadPoor Shax.Good thing crits in Chief's quests mean critical amounts of fun!>that time we conquered a huge elven base by crit failing a "don''t get drunk" rollI still miss it, the ending did not do it justice, I think.
>>37861331write in usually help regardless really.It may not change much of the out come but usually they do.Instead of your whole army being wiped out. And you being let for dead by yourself.You would be left with lieutenant and five shit infantry men.But yeah like I said usually. Not always.
>>37861371Chief handled ending a quest no one wanted to end very well imo.
“Do you think Za'ria would have told him the plan?” you ask, looking over to Lo'zol.“I fucking hate Za'ria, but if there's one thing I can agree on with her, it's that Dra'koz has to die. Even if she told him there's an ambush, she would have lied about something,” Lo'zol grunts.“Fine, stick to the plan,” you nod, your warriors moving into position.You catch Ashuris by the arm as she heads for her spot.“I need you to slow down the humans, can you drop a landslide on the path they're taking?”The ogress rolls her eyes. “Of course.”You settle into your hiding place to wait, and shortly afterwards hear the rumbling sound of your slave at work. Hopefully that will delay the humans, at least the ones on foot, so you can focus on bigger problems.You hear a shout ring out from your warriors, Dra'koz has arrived, now to see how well you can spring this trap.>Roll 2d20
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>37861398I did not like the obsession with lesbianism and godhood very appropriate. The final battle didn't feel very climactic. I do not like that Shax literally brought about a biblical mass extinction very much either.I wanted to instead keep conquering thrones and get all the water, light, and fire ones, but no one liked my idea.You're right in that he handled it pretty well considering the circumstances though.I just wish he'd at least update his smutquest, now that he doesn't have time to run his /tg/ one.>>37861449Gods be with us.
Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)Dicegods please>>37861449
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)>>37861449
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d20)>>37861449
Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)>>37861449THE SPRING HAS SPRUNG!
Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)>>37861449
>>37861332That's not even what I'm talking about.Ultimately, the point of a best of three system is to reduce variance.Obviously the GM has to adjust DCs so there's still a chance to fail challenging tasks, if he takes best of three, but such a system also ensures that odds are for example pretty good that a roll ends up higher than 10.Rolls that miss a fair DC by a large margin become much, much rarer, which can easily be used to simulate that your characters actually know what the fuck they are doing, even if they happen to fail from time to time, and it means that times they fuck up royally are actually as rare as they should be.Including critfails in that means you're sudenly facing an average of 15.5 with sudden swings to a critfail roughly every 8th roll.Unless your system specifically accountsd for this percularity somehow, you're looking at bouts of incompetence hitting frequently in a system that was chosen to reduce variance.
Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)>>37861449HAHA TPK time!
>>37861477ALRIGHTNow, someone roll something good for the first roll please.>>37861487>>37861488HOLY SHIT WHATCOME ON PEOPLEA 14, AND TRIPLE 20s!!!!!Lordy, are we getting something special for this?
>>37861477>>37861487>>37861488All three dice rolled a nat 20 for Ashuris. Guess she fucking delayed those humans like a champ.
>>37861488>>37861487>>37861477fucking wow..bad first roll than BAM 20's.
>>37861477>>37861398How did it end anyway?
>>37861477>>37861487>>37861488What the shit. triple 20.
>>37861511wouldn't be surprised if she timed it perfectly to collapse on top of em. Getting rid of most of them, and making it impossible for them to get over than in the next hour or two.
>>37861507We just created a new hoomie burial ground.
>>37861515Smut. Shax finally lost her virginity and got the preggers.
>>37861488>>37861487>>37861477orge tits just keeps proving she was worth it, here is hoping warlord does something special for triple crits for her.
>>37861541who was the unlucky guy?
>>37861449Can we have her try to dominate them as well? That was discussed a significant amount, Lordy.Come on, you know you want that triple 20 mind control, sudden full human army under our control deliciousness.
Okay Ylugri. Now, I'm an orc. And I understand we have our differences. But I have to say, you're one pretty swell God all things considered. Hey Warlord, will our half-orc half-ogre children get points if they worship ylugri and orcish gods?
>>37861569>unluckyTurns out Sea Mother is futa
>>37861477>>37861487>>37861488Warlord i love you, but if you do something epic with this triple 20 i'll love you more.
>>37861580nah only considered orcs, its also why the curse doesn't work on them.>>37861449I'm guessing orge tits is gonna get a boon and maybe a blessing for a triple crit?
>>37861592well, that was a meh ending, i like futa, but for some reason i figured it would be something else, i don't know why i feel dissatisfied with futa
>>37861608>>37861630You do realize I'm joking, right?
>>37861569best husbando you could ask for
>>37861515Shax and Meido became twin goddess, sword became Shax's husbando can't remember the elf name but she became an ara-ara pirate of some kind. Sea Mom got the flood she wanted but Shax saved everyone by asking for Giant Turtles where everyone could live.
You burst out from your hiding place, your warriors quickly encircling the Skyhunter chieftain and his honorguard. It looks like your lieutenants didn't exaggerate Dra'koz's size, standing as tall as Ashuris, and packed with far more muscle than your ogress by a large margin. He is dressed in heavy steel armor, plates of it covering his body. His honorguard are dressed in a mixture of leather and heavy chain, still of higher quality than anything your clan have acquired.You look to the sky, but the vultures up above seem to be engaged in a pitched battle with each other, ignoring your warriors entirely. One plummets to the ground as one of its comrades rams a spear into its chest mid-flight, sending the unfortunate rider tumbling down the mountainside, shredded as he falls. You see Ashuris stood on a ledge, hand raised to the sky, sweating profusely as she mutters to herself. Looks like you don't have to worry about the enemy's flying forces for the time being.Just as well, because Dra'koz and his honorguard are weathering your ground forces' attacks with ease. The hulking chieftain brings his sword down in an arc, cleaving one of your warriors from shoulder to belly, ripping his sword loose from the gory mess as he brings it around to lop the head from the shoulders of another. The sheer weight and force of the honorguard and chieftain are preventing your warriors from driving them towards the pit traps.“Lo'zol, traitor, I'll have you skinned alive and served up to Slaagyr's cannibals for this. Where are you, Stonetusk chieftain? Come out and face me if you have the balls,” the massive Dra'koz roars, spittle flying, already drenched in blood.It seems you are being called out, Ur'shal, what now?>Seek out Dra'koz>Ignore him and keep fighting his forces>Additional Planning? (Write-in)
>>37861639This is /tg/. Does it really sound that unbelievable?
>>37861574>That was discussed a significant amountWell, this is true.I think the chance for this on any one roll is something like 1 out of 80000
>>37861741>seek out Dra'kozIf our duel saves even one of my clan from death today, i'll gladly fight you in single combat.
>>37861741>>Seek out Dra'koz
>>37861741>>Seek out Dra'kozwe do this as fast and hard as we can
>>37861741>Seek out Dra'kozOh we are gonna fuck him up.
>>37861741>Ignore him and keep fighting his forces
>>37861741Jump the fucker
Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)>>37861741>Seek out Dra'koz
>>37861741>Seek out Dra'koz>>37861779>single combatAre you a fucking idiot?He'd crush us.Even fi we do seek him out, everyone else that can reach is going to help dogpile him.
>>37861741>Seek out Dra'kozthis fucker will do too much damage if left alone.
>>37861741So how tall is this guy?
>>37861828that's why we aim for the back of his legs and cripple him so we can take our time killing him
>>37861828Its called lying anon. I fully expect Or'kug to backstab the fucker while he's focused on us.>>378618429ft 11in
>>3786184210ft and built like a brick shithouse.
>>37861842Taller than us.
>>37861741so i'm guessing her landslide did good?
>>37861842>standing as tall as AshurisAshuris is 9'11"For comparison, Ur is 7'5”
>>37861884Well, you aren't being swarmed by humans right now, so presumably so.
>>37861896so what were your thoughts on her get triple crits?
Stab him in the back of his knees when he is busy yelling our name, follow up with taunts and even more stabbings.Stupid git dun' know how to be ded cunnin'
>>37861910Looks like we finally found where all the good rolls from your fight with the Gaunts went, I guess.
>>37861928Can we jump on him from somewhere above?
Looks like it's time to go face Dra'koz.>Roll 3d20
Rolled 14, 15, 16 = 45 (3d20)>>37861962FUCK YEAH
Rolled 13, 7, 4 = 24 (3d20)>>37861962
Rolled 7, 10, 2 = 19 (3d20)>>37861962
Rolled 6, 12, 10 = 28 (3d20)>>37861962
Rolled 4, 2, 8 = 14 (3d20)>>37861962Oh great.Let's hope for another 20 from me
Rolled 20, 1, 20 = 41 (3d20)>>37861962Time to get choppy
Rolled 2, 5, 8 = 15 (3d20)>>37861962
Rolled 20, 6, 7 = 33 (3d20)>>37861962Bonsai
>>37861966DATS RIGHT BITCHES! LOOK AT THAT SHIT! I HAVE TO GO NOW! BUT I DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! FUCK YEAH! WIN US THAT FUCKING MINE GUYS! STONETUSK 4 LYFE!
>>37861985fuck, guess I ran out of luck>>37861966Not too bad, hopefully enoughI doubt it, facing him alone was stupid>>37861988Anon...
>>37861988I cut off two of his limbs and hit myself in the face once, not that bad I guess.Shame bout being late, tho
>>37861990How is the art of growing miniature trees going to help here?
>>37861966Shit. Reroll guys?
>>37862024Dra'koz could use a little pairing back.
Rolled 18, 1, 12 = 31 (3d20)>>37862033No
>>37862009Where the hell does it say we're facing him alone?Why would fighting him mean we tell everyone else to back off?I mean Ur'shal isn't that reatarded, is he?
>>37861962>>37861966Would write-ins help?If we can get Ash to distract by bursting some lava near him, that'd be great, but if we can just use throwing knives to blind him in one of his eyes would be cool as well.Try to throw one of his honored guard on him?Get someone else to go up as if meeting him while we attack from the side?Hopefully our axe's high tier enchantments kick in, I refuse to believe it's just a general reinforcement/sharper enchantment.
>>37862077Ashuris is a tad busy mindfucking the vulture riders and keeping you from getting swarmed from the sky.
>>37862072>Ur'shal isn't that retarded, is he?Maybe not Ur'shal, but /tg/ definitely is.
>>37862072He probably isn't./tg/ probably is.
>>37861966With bonuses, this seems pretty solid.
>>37862092How many did she manage to mindfuck?Is she still working on the rest?Is she killing the riders or the vultures? Might be cool to try to keep the mounts alive, they'll soon be ours after all.
Just don't come at him from the front, announcing your presence and challenging him to a duel.Please.
>>37862150It's hard not to come at him from the front to be fair, since his honorguard are in the way of approaching from his back or sides.
>>37862150Where is your orcish pride? Disgusting.
>>37861741We should probably insult him when we deliver the finishing blow.>I won't have the servant of a dragon talk to me about balls.Or something, emphasize how he's literally the boyslut of a young dragon who shit his pants at the first sign of trouble with him, and how our balls would shame his.
>>37862103>>37862123/tg/ didn't vote to challenge him toa one on one duel, though.Except maybe one or two idiots./tg/ voted to go fight the guy.Nothing about telling everyone else to back off or to charge in so hard noone on our side is there to help.I mean, sure, Ur is going to face the brunt of his assault, but a 1v1 goes beyond what was voted for.
>>37862187Where is your faith in Zol'gor Tor?
>>37862193"I see now... you're more giant then orc; bending knee to anything bigger then yourself. You were NEVER one of us! A TRUE orc never bends knee to ANYTHING!!"
A surprise stab from a clan mate in a position of opportunity is all it takes. Nothing much.Or maybe a lucky block when we're being pushed.Just small little actions. No one is asking to throw our men at him like cannon fodder.
>>37862273Our axe should be able to withstand his attack, at least.This is why I said not to give away that amazing shield that confuses the enemy.
You push your way forward through the mass of orcs towards Dra'koz. The towering chieftain roars, gutting another of your warriors, and you surge forward, axe in hand, to meet him.Not quick enough unfortunately. He brings his sword up to meet your axe, steel clashing against steel, the force of Dra'koz's blow sending a jolt of pain up your arms. It's all you can do to keep your footing as the massive halfbreed looms over you.“So you're Ur'shal. I was told about you. Slaagyr's agent thought you were hot shit, but you just look like another scrawny little bitch to me,” Dra'koz sneers, pushing your axe aside.You duck under his backswing as he brings his sword around for another strike, slamming the blade of your axe into his side, but even with the enchantments on your axe, the hit was too awkward, too light, and it sparks off the heavy plates of his steel.You take a step back, Dra'koz going to follow you before having to parry a stab with a spear from one of your clanmates.(cont)
>>37861850nigger you just went full viper never go full viper
>>37862310“He told me you've got a lot of women too. When you're dead I'll be sure to show them all what they've been missing out on. I'll make them all scream one way or another,” he leers, swatting aside your clanmate with a sickening crunch as he catches him in the ribs with the flat of his blade.“You talk big, Dra'koz, for a man who offered up his balls to a dragon,” you smirk. Dra'koz roars, lunging at you again. You just barely catch the blow on your axe, damn near bringing you to your knees from the force of it.You aren't sure how many more of these sorts of attacks you can weather, but the arrogant halfbreed has made a mistake. So eager to strike at you, he is starting to draw away from his honorguard, and the protection they offer. They are trying to follow him, but some of your lieutenants are now in the front line and the tide is starting to turn, you see one of the ogre halfbreeds crash to the ground in a gory mess as Dru'ak caves his skull in with his maul, another losing an arm at the elbow to Ya'zada's axe.>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard>Back off for now, let your warriors weather him down>Other (write-in)
>>37862332>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardBig Ape see Big ape follow!
>>37862193"for an orc so large i heard you let an ogre fuck all of your females, some problems down there huh ?
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardwe don't needlessly sacrifice our warriors
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardman this dude is a dumb motherfucker who bets once we get him away from his guards our mcstabby is gonna slit his throat
>>37862332>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardpull the boss
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardKite him into a pit trap.
>>37862332Just keep drawing him away, preferably to a place we can use some terrain feaures against him in, or just let the stabby guy stab him
>>37862332>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardmore insults, more insults.
>Slaagyr's agent thought you were hot shitThey fear us... excellent.
>>37862437Supportin. Be sure to insult his lineage.
>>37862332>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardsure hopefully we keep up the momentum.
>>37862465But how in the fuck do they know we keep a lot of women?I'm kinda scared they got a rat, like Juk'ruk.
So in a desire to get some discussion going while we wait for the result of this unanimous decision, any plans on what to do with what is probably Inka's sister?At least that's who I assume the cray cray fanatic human girl who apparently is Dra'koz liason with his human mooks and the orcs in the mine complained about taking orders from is.
>>37862534Let's just stick her in a tent with Inka and see what happens.
>>37862332>>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguardMaybe some more taunts?>"I've heard you've got some women too. Don't worry, I'll be sure to show them what being with some who has balls is like.">"Is that the best you can do? Or is the dragon cock lodged so far up your ass that it's restricting your movement? Oh, can't even talk intelligibly anymore, I guess maybe it was down your throat after all?"How big are half giant dicks on average anyway? It'd be hilarious for this guy to be talking shit with nothing to back it up. If we're bigger than that, then:>"I think Y'zagya zoka would like to have a word with you about what my women have been "missing out on", I've heard half giants average at X, but I hope you've got mroe than that. Not that it would make it harder for me to make them scream, but I'd at least have an opportunity to show off my technique as well.">"I'm sure your magnificent performance has been way Y'zagya zoka made your woman barren."I'm kind of against the idea of "I'll be sure to show them what they've been missing out on top of your corpse" because that's just sick.And general failure of an orc, shame to the gods, etc.>>37862512the goats were in the camps, and they know we raided humans and captured ogresses and their slaves
>>37862512Good question, we'll keep it in mind. This nigga let somethin' important slip. Incidentally, we shall dedicate this kill to Y'zagya Zoka.
>>37862534If we capture her(unlikely cause she's on a flier) I'm saying let one of the Lieutenants keep her, last thing we need is a combat capable salve try and go Yandere on our harem.
>>37862534put the D in Diplomacy while we reintroduce her to her sister if she is related to Inka. Otherwise see if we can cure her brainwashing with some brainwashing of our own.
>>37862534Fuck her, of course.I don't think she's Inka's sister though, I doubt they'd send one of her only 2 sisters out on the battlefield like this, kinda.And that's only if she survives Ashuris's wonderful performance.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37862534give the crazy magic girl to The Great Bra'kur
>Roll 2d20>>37862557>How big are half giant dicks on average anyway?You've never seen one, so you have no way of knowing.
>>37862553Yea- no. Is is like with the ogresses, you split up the crazy so there's less yelling and frustration at home.
>>37862553While probably hilarios, I'm reasonably sure that's only going to encourage Inka's own mental issues.For all that she's only a human slave we can get rid of if we want to, her mouthing off to Ashuris or our actual mates would be kind of annoying.
Rolled 4, 9 = 13 (2d20)>>37862595
Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d20)>>37862595
Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)>>37862595
Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d20)>>37862595Pls
Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)>>37862595Go
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d20)>>37862595Rolling
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>37862595time to fail
Rolled 19, 15 = 34 (2d20)>>37862595Ffffffffffffuuu-
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d20)>>37862595*insert insult*
>>37862615Tell me the 17 is us...
>>37862596>not wanting to tame the crazy>>37862612>>37862614>>37862615At least Ur did well, I dislike the second dice though.Can we reroll the second one only?
>>37862651Can we reroll that second die?
>>37862649You can, if you want to burn one of Or'kug's favor.So, burn a favor for a reroll?>Yes>No
>>37862666>YesI like him.
>>37862651Thank Zul'orok Zhar
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37862666>>YesI don't really want him dieing out here
>>37862666depends, which of his bonuses apply? If it's the Stealth, then I say leave it, a 14 isn't bad, and he only has 3 favors with Zol'gor Tor.
>rerollingWeak of faith, all of you
>>37862586Eh.I doubt she'll be on the battlefield myself, but given how prone to both madness and fanaticism Inka apparently was and that this apparently runs in the family, odds are one of her sisters could have turned into Slaagyr's most fanatic and therefor loyal servant.Add that they are daughters of a powerful chieftain and therefor both command at least some respect with other humans and may have received some training (only if they seemed promising to their asshole father of course) or posessed some natural talent for leading.It's not that unlikely that Slaagyr chose Inka's most capable sister as an intermediary for stuff like this.
>>37862721>>37862719>Not wanting the dagger in the throat out of no wherePlebians all of you.
>>37862666>YesThe guy has a lot and a good roll her migth regain it anyways.
Well that's pretty decisive. Reroll it is.>Roll 1d20
>>37862742>her migthMeant:>here might
>>37862736>not wanting to gut this faggot personally
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37862763
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37862763lets do this.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37862763
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37862763Rolling
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37862763
>>37862782Well done, anon!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37862763>inb4 less than 9
>>37862782thank you anon.. our people almost died.. Now they wreck the half shits and bath in their blood.
>>37862782For the save!
>>37862782There we fucking go!
>>37862782Now dat's a proppa roll
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37862763Did the write-in insults give a bonus to Ur?I hope this isn't Or'kug killing the giantfag, a crippling wound or a distraction is fine, but I wanted to gut him personally.
>>37862850That reminds me, those insults about his inpotence?Probably spot on.I mean, gods can only curse their own races and he?An asshole half-orc that mistreats orcish females.The fact that he needed a non-orc to pump out his half-ogre honour guard, when he is large and strong enough to theoretically produce quarter half-giants just as good is a pretty large hint.
>>37862937You're probably right.And if he wasn't before i'd be willing to bet that after forcing females to mate with orgres the fertility goddess made him impotent.
>>37862974That theory makes a lot of sense actually.
>>37862974>>37862937>>37862996Insult agreed upon.Just how warlord agrees upon it. Hell it might even drive him into a frenzy making Or'kugs surprise strike all the stronger.
>>37862595God damn it.Not even checking his corpse would help, he could be a grower for all we know, the only thing decisive is if he was above a foot even when limp.Maybe asking his women could help, but they might not be truthful/accurate(women are said to be bad at judging size).Although considering that Giants are generall bigger than ogres, and Ashuris's general ogre size allowed her to take our length relatively easily, and that having soem orc in you usually increases the dick size(not sure if it's a multiplier or only works that way with smaller races, might water down the giant side), if he has general orcish proportions with a giant body, then he might as well be 12.85 inches, if my assumptions about average giant size and proportions is correct, but then again, orcish blood might water down the size instead.It's strange how you didn't tell us as well, considering you told us the sizes of the other races, which implies to me that he actually is bigger than us.Doesn't really matter, Y'zagya Zoka is on our side, and he might be impotent, we might be better in bed regardless.>>37862937>The fact that he needed a non-orc to pump out his half-ogre honour guard, when he is large and strong enough to theoretically produce quarter half-giants just as good is a pretty large hint.Oh fuck, we have to include that in the insults. It makes so much sense.I mean, halfogres are better than low class halfgiants I think, but he's pretty big, and blood relation would probably make the kids even more loyal, though they'd have less nonorc in them.Okay, it makes sense to want straight up halfogres, but still, could be true.
>>37862996While it is possible, not certain.Yes, a half-giant(Dra'koz) is obviously stronger than a halfogre(his honor guard), but we don't know if the same is true for a quartergiant.Also, he may not have wanted guard who are too much stronger than him, remember he's a paranoid egomaniac.
>>37863056Giants penis tend to be on the smaller side, confirmed in the ask. Even Ashuris had problems taking Ur's dick
back in the beginning of thread 29>“Or'kug, Dru'ak, pick out fourty warriors between you, when you take the camp, the Skyhunters will probably retaliate, you need enough of you there to hold it.”Do we actually have more orcs, or are they being retconned out?
>>37862803>well doneliterally just pressing the "generate" button on random number generatorThis is a thing that has never stopped fascinating me about /tg/
>>37863188We definitely have more then 40, I believe.
>>37863183I couldn't remember what was said on the ask about giant dicks and didn't have the ability to look it up right now.That means he's probably smaller than us though, depending on what "on the smaller side" means, and how genetics work(e.g. if the giant size gave the body size but the orc side kept the dicksize/bodysize proportion.
>>37863188we have 70 of ours.and i think 20 of the turned skyhunters
>>37863206Anon did well on pressing the "generate" button at the exact right time to give us this result.
>>37863211>>37863243we brought an additional 40 and there are 20 people at the camp. That was Or'kug and Dru'ak's initial group before we reinforced them
>>3786324370 of ours plus lieutenants and us.so 75 i think.Ur, Ya'zada, Dru'ak, Or'kug, Ashuris.
>>37863275So we have 100 orcs+ the named characters? Minus Lo'zol, I guess.
>>37863275I don't think we brought 40
>>37863275>>37863281Thought it was 30 orcs.So we have a total of 107 orcs. 42 + 43 + 22dont forget about zaria and lorzol
“Does Slaagyr keep your balls in his horde, show them off to all his servants?” you grin, parrying a horizontal swipe as Dra'koz pushes forward again.“Your women will get to see just how big they are when I'm fucking them into the dirt 'til they bleed.” Dra'koz snarls, his sword slamming into the ground inches from your foot, sending up a spray of stone fragments and dust.You blink away the dust, just in time to see Dra'koz slam into you shoulder first, knocking you to the ground with a crash, planting a booted foot to hold you in place as your axe skids away into the melee. “I'll start with the little one, K'zala. I'll train her real good,” he sneers, raising his sword, tip down, ready to drive it through your skull.(cont)
>>37863391You cough up blood, struggling to push the massive weight off your chest, but the halfbreed is massive, and from this awkward angle, even you can't force your way free. You grit your teeth, straining to free yourself, seeing your death looming over you, when suddenly Dra'koz's eyes go wide, his boot slipping off your chest as he roars with pain, thrashing wildly.You see Or'kug duck out of the way of a clumsy swing, a blade buried into the gap at the armpit of Dra'koz' sturdy plate. Not deep enough to be fatal, but deep enough to hurt like hell and deep enough to save your skin.You roll to your feet as Dra'koz bellows, swinging his greatsword clumsily in one hand, still strong enough to kill an unfortunate orc who gets in the way of his attack. Or'kug melts back into the melee, Dra'koz screaming promises of bloody vengeance as he goes.You spot your axe, not far away, running for it. One of Dra'koz's honorguard lunges at you, but you sidestep the swing, slamming a fist into the face of the halfbreed, making it stumble back, blood pouring from its ruined nose as you dive for your weapon. Picking it up, you spin around, lopping the leg from the still reeling half-ogre.You spot Dra'koz ripping the dagger free from his side, tossing it to the ground, staggering a little as he turns to face you again. He's sweating, and far more pale than you would have expected from a blow that shallow. Makes you wonder if Or'kug put a little something special on that blade.Still, if ever you had a good opportunity to put this hulking fool down, this is it.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37863411
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37863411
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37863411
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37863411Ahhhhh
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37863411
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37863411
>>37863411>>37863391a 17 got us death?
>>37863427Now we jsut have to hope this 17 doesn't get us pinned down and almost killed.
>>37863449You aren't dead, you aren't even particularly injured.
>>37863427Probably not enough...Don't get me wrong, I'll take it, but we probably are driving him away rather than killing him today.
>>37863469Well, yes, but a 17 without a 20 interrupt would have apparently killed us.
I always forget how do dice rolls work on this quest again?
>>37863478dude even if our blows do not kill him he is still dieing from the poison
>>37863449He seems to be pretty significantly stronger than us.
>>37863469But if it weren't for Or'kug we'd be dead.So if we had rolled the 17 and orkug hadn't been there we'd be dead.So a 17 got us death.
>>37863469>You cough up blood
>>37863492>>37863499To be honest if you hadn't gotten the impressive interrupt from Or'kug, I probably wouldn't have put you in quite such a bad situation. Your roll was mainly to lure him away, which you did well enough for Or'kug to stab him in the back.
>>37863411>"Don't worry, I'll take much better care of the clan than you did.">"You really should have made your peace with the gods.">"Twelve inches. Blessings of Y'zagya Zoka. I'll show them a whole new world.">"Don't worry, I'll try to find your balls and burn them, once I killed Slaggyr.">>37863427I'd say that, with our +2 to melee, +3 to strength, him being wounded, poisoned, and any situational bonus(plus our insults), this should be enough for a nice little finisher.
>>37863504We bit our tongue on the way down. And orcs heal quick, so no worries. It was mostly cosmetic blood.
>>37863478>>37863494We'll chase his ass. We outnumber him 100 to 20.>>37863504>signs of internal bleedingbetter to make quick
I'm worried how he knows our wives' names and their size. Me thinks we're going to have to have a little look around for a spy.>>37863449>>37863499>>37863504Guys stop getting angry over this. He's bigger stronger just as skilled, with a shit ton better armor.
>>37863411>You see Or'kug duck out of the way of a clumsy swing, a blade buried into the gap at the armpit of Dra'koz' sturdy plate. Not deep enough to be fatal, but deep enough to hurt like hell and deep enough to save your skin. I do believe that we owe Or'kug a great, big sloppy kiss when this is done.
Let us remember something, as we murder this bitch: THIS is for Y'zagya Zoka.
>>37863552Or just toss a wench slave at him, or two. Twins preferably.
>>37863552More like a slap on the shoulder, and a very nice slave if he wants one. I don't think he does though, I seem to recall him being satisfied with his mate and maybe the 1 slave he has.>>37863538>the goats>magic>traitor
>>37863584...Our fertility goddess. Do try and keep up, Anon.
>>37863579I am fine with that.any half orge's that survive. Hard labor in the mines.
>>37863520We really need to have Or'kug start training Orcs. Dude is the best fucking Dagger Rogue.
>>37863520I gotta ask you not to do that. I know it's your story an shit but it makes us look terrible weak when we get out down with a good roll like that.Also makes the players panic when it seems like there's nothing they can do.
>>37863584>Who?Holy shit anon, how can you not remember who orcish milfgod is?
>>37863615Why would killing a potential slave impress her again?
>>37863618They were described as incredibly loyal, I think we might have to kill all of them.
>>37863607>>the goatsi seriously doubt it>>magicpossible, we gotta ask all of our magic users>>traitorJuk'ruk
>>37863649>implying Dra'koz is a potential slave
>>37863654The one the goat killed probably found out about Juk'ruk.
>>37863625>out downput down
>>37863680He was killed by a goat of mhori. I dont think they serve Slaggyr
>>37863607>GoatsI doubt they'd be good enough spies to figure out who our wives are and their names.>MagicPossible, but if he had access to scrying We'd be in a lot more shit than we are.>TraitorWhat I meant originally. Juk'ruk bear watch as do others.>>37863680Wouldn't doubt it.
>>37863649Because Y'zagya Zoka fucking hates it when Orc women are abused. Since Dra'koz has been forcing his women to mate with an ugly ass ogre against their wishes, as well as using ogre rape as a means to control the women of his clan, he's is quite probably on her shit list.
>>37863724They were summoned by Joachim, who serves Slaagyr.
>>37863649because he's having ogres rape orcish women, and that's a no-no in milfgoddess' book
>>37863680Yeah, probably.Either that, or one of the ogresses was my guess, but since Moihru is a human god, probably not.We need to find someone to interrogate.To be fair, if we could keep this guy alive, I'd be fine with some torture interrogation, but I doubt that's possible, considering we're on a battlefield.>>37863724The goats were summoned by Joachim.Joachim serves Slaggyr.
>>37863731>>37863744when did we learn this?
>>37863765When Vor'zol killed the goat.
>>37863744Joachim serves Slaggyr or Joachim "serves" Slaggyr?
>>37863649... because she's the orcish goddess whose portfolio includes protecting orcish women from violence.He not only had them violently raped as punishment for 'disobediance', but by a freaking non-orc.Add the fact that he sold out his clan to a fucking dragon and is generally a selfish coward whose only coasting by on virtue of his giant blood and no other orcish deity is going to speak out against the Milf-Godess' righteous wrath either.
All of our old as shit orcs are all competent as fuck.Vor'zalOr'kugKu'zag
>>37863793You don't get to be that old as an Orc without being good at what you do.
>>37863777Joachim is a male human priest who summons up divine servants. Pretty sure it's the former anon.>>37863793Agreed, being an old orc means you are both lucky and badass.
>>37863765>>37863777we were told it was also Joachim who showed up as representative of Slaggyr in the tale of how Dra'koz got his ass stuffed full of dragon dick.
The dead Orc caught Juk'ruk doing something traitorous involving giving info to Slaagyr.Juk'ruk told the dragon who got Joachim to summon the goat to deal with the problem. Hence "he knows too much".
>>37863793I wonder if the three of them ever get around the fire, gather up all the young whippersnappers they can, and tell rambling stories about "The good ol days" and "The war" that make little to no sense.
>>37863793>>37863805>Points at Juk'ruk, Or'kaz and the old orcs of our clan we killed for being incompetent fucktards.
I'm guessing Za'ria didn't tell him shit; Dra'koz KNEW this was coming, because of said traitor. Her asking him to the mines confirmed it.
>>37863832This would be funny, have them all share old war stories. And they may even have fought in a battle together once or twice.
>>37863832Doubtful, considering Vor'zal doesn't talk much if at all, and the other two are pretty damn sharp for their age.>>37863841Their middle aged not old. They won't make it to old unless they shape up.>>37863855Probably.
>>37863824Seems rather likely.
>>37863841Ah, but the thing is. They were good at what they did. Juk'ruk and Or'kaz are both fairly good warriors/hunters. The ones that got killed were good at manipulating and keeping the rest of the clan down and themselves on top.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37863824the goatfoots weren't around for that.
>>37863879Juk'ruk is good at being an arrogant asshole.
>>37863900Weren't around for what? Slaagyr could have sent a servant or something to get info from Juk'ruk and the goatfoot Orc walked in.
“Cheap tricks. You can't kill me, you fucking coward,” Dra'koz snarls, lurching forward, gripping his greatsword.You grin, spitting out a gob of blood as you step forward to meet him. Dra'koz still has plenty of power, even in his weakened state, so you can't be careless.The massive halfbreed roars, bringing the sword down in a heavy overhead swing, it might have been dangerous, but he is weakened now, and the attack is slow and clumsy. You step to the side, swatting the blow aside, making Dra'koz stumble. Before he can regain his footing, you slam your axe into his ribs, the enchanted steel cutting through his plate armor, carving into his side, thick, dark blood oozing from the wound as Dra'koz bellows with pain.Dra'koz drops his sword, swinging at you with a massive fist. You swat the punch aside, planting a boot into the side of Dra'koz's knee, bringing him to the ground as you hammer the axe down on his shoulder, cutting halfway through the joint.The massive halfbreed screams, trashing wildly as he grips his ruined arm.“Don't worry Dra'koz, I'll take much better care of your clan than you ever did,” you snarl, gripping your axe tight.(cont)
>>37863870They are 68 and 72 respectively and orcs are generally done in by old age between 80 and 90.They are pretty damn old.>>37863879Nope, the others were pretty badass warriors as well.They just stopped being badass a long time ago.
>>37863992“No no no no no, this can't fucking happen to me,” Dra'koz growls, trying to drag himself away.You follow the half-dead chieftain, spreading a trail of blood behind him in his sad attempt to flee, crawling along the ground. His good arm slips from under him, the hulking halfbreed falling onto his back.You see him staring up into the sky.“Aurora, Slaagyr needs me, I can't die here, you have to help me,” he shouts.You glance up, seeing a tall, slim human woman astride a vulture circling the battlefield, eyes wide and unblinking, her long hair woven with feathers trailing behind her in the strong wind.“Slaagyr needs no-one, least of all you, orc. Rot here for your failures,” the woman shouts, bringing her vulture around to fly away from the vicious melee overhead.“Aurora, you bitch, get back here and help me, kill him,” Dra'koz screams.“Looks like your dragon abandoned you, Dra'koz,” you grin.>Take him prisoner for interrogation>Kill himalso>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape>Let her go for now>>37863625Fair enough, I shall bear that in mind for the future.
>>37864009>>Kill him>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>Kill himWe need to end this now to save stupid loss of life or potential trouble. >Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>>Take him prisoner for interrogation>>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>Take him prisoner for interrogation>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>>Take him prisoner for interrogationWe need to know as much as we can about the dragons forces.and>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>Kill him>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009Can we have Ashuris try to dominate her?
>>37864009>Kill himHe's already let slip everything useful. we have a traitor to find.Don't care about Aurora's dumbass right now but if you guys want to...
>>37864009>Kill him>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escapeGuy seriously needs to die.Not like Slaagyr would have told a stupid brute like him important stuff anyways.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37864009>Take him prisoner for interrogationYou have to be stupid to kill him now.>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864051You could try. I should warn you it will require a very, very high roll.
>>37864009Archers screen for dominated vultures to Get Dat Fucking WitchRaise your axe and bring it down on Dra'koz, calling for his honor guard to surrender, We Claim The Clan
>>37864009>>Kill him>>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escapeHe alreadly gave us some info lets be done with him
>>37863824I doubt the summoning and request could've been done so fast.More likely Juk'ruk was caught communicating with the goats.
>>37864009>>Kill him>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escapeWe interrogate her
>>37864091Fucking fanatics and their mental fortitude.Just shoot her down then.
>>37864051Isnt the more simple tactic to Dominate her vulture?>>37864093Which'll be easier when we kill Dra'koz and claim leadership
>>37864009KILL. THIS. FUCKAlso, is it possible to have the dominated spirit riders help bring her down, as well?
>>37864093>>37864091Is this viable or do the dominated flyers carry around too much weight for this to have a high hope of working?
>>37864052Except He may know more than that.He may know about how much of the dragons forces are in the area.And We could possibly have ash dominate his mind. And get all sorts of useful information.Also with him dominated we could send him in as fodder. And i he lives nice if he doesn't he should take a few down with him.>>37864091Would it be difficult to dominate Dra'koz?
Oh, and when we march to take over the skyhunter camp?Kill The Ogre.
>>37864128>Isnt the more simple tactic to Dominate her vulture?Ashuris's domination magic isn't effective on animals. Dominating animals is more Vor'zal's schtick.
>>37864128I don't think the vultures are smart enough for that.
>>37864150The dominated fliers are still pretty busy fighting the last of the non-dominated ones.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37864009will milf god like this?
>>37864177milf god would want us to kill this bitch.
>>37864009>tell him there are two ways he can go, one is he tell us what we want and we kill him fast, the other is he doesn't, and he suffers>let her go, no need to mess with Slaggyr more than needed right now
>>37864162The witch would know more. gank this guy for the respect and go grab dat witch.>>37864173Hense why the want to call out victory and butcher the half-bitch, have our archers screen our dominated fliers to give them room to go after her.
>>37864093>extremely loyal guard raised as his own children>surrendering
>>37864224>>Take him prisoner for interrogation>>Have your archers try to bring down Aurora's vulture before she can escape
>>37864009>Join me ?>Grab a javelin and throw it, bring the bitch down by ourself.
>>37864162You gotta be kidding me The guys an abusive jackass and coward who threw himself to slaagyr as a thrall at one display of magic.God knows I wouldn't trust the fat oaf with anything serious let alone troop numbers and current positions. He's expendable at best and a source of iron to extort. Also serves as a handy meatshield/early warning system.The witch however if she survives the fall could be a fountain of information if put to the rack. Dice gods willing we get the bitch.
Okay, killing Dra'koz and trying to shoot down the vulture.>Roll 1d20
This guy's a tool, Aurora's the real target, here.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37864245
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37864245
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37864245
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37864245
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37864245
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37864245oh boy time to 20
>>37864245Can Ashuris soften the earth to mud or something so the witch has less of a chance to die on impact?Also reroll.
>>37864245(sigh) Don't suppose there's a chance for a re-roll?
>>37864250except we won't get Aurora for sure, better to make sure we have at least one guy to interrogate.Also, getting info from Aurora will be extremely hard.>>37864245Can't you at least make it so we only kill him if we manage to shoot down Aurora, I'm sure Ur would realize how beneficial this would be.
>>37864251>>37864255>>37864257>>37864259>>37864267>>37864269>>37864281Damn those rolls are shit.Averaging at 7 or something.
>>37864292She's mentally unhinged. Her death would be far less detrimental than having her service.
>>37864294There is, do you want to spend a point of Y'zagya Zoka favor to take another go at grabbing this potential slave?
>>37864292>>37864294>wasting a reroll for thisfor what reason>she's a fanatic, almost impossible to get info from>will eventually get to take her anyway>we have Dra'koz for info>>37864321Hell no.
>>37864321Me, personally? Yes.
>>37864321Might as well, we ain't going after the dragon just yet so we have plenty of time to wear her down through orc dickings.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>37864321yeah, her informing the dragon can be a problem.
>>37864321As I would vote to kill her anyway if we caught her, no. Save the point of favor.
>>37864321Yes. Potential slave, give her to the mine guard if he's strong enough.
>>37864321>noNot worth it, we don't have enough to be handing them out like this, we already had a big victory today.
>>37864335Plus, don't need her tattling to her dragon master.
>>37864321Yes>>37864331>we have Dra'koz for infoWe killed him and he doesn't know shit anyways.Besides we have the magic of orc dick, Ahuris and her coven can keep rerolling on th emind control, and if she is Inka's ssiter we ahve that angle as well.
>>37864321>Nope!Not worth wasting teh gods favor. not on a booty call/info source
>>37864321>Nope We'll fail anyways.
>>37864342Dude, do you actually think we can keep this a secret from Slaggyr?kek>>37864321NO
>>37864321No. Not worth it.
Looks like it's a yes then.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37864423goddsdammit
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37864423New crazy shaman waifu get!
>>37864321>No.>>37864364Except you don't know how much he knows, retard.Wasting a favor when we can still fail and not spending will just have us not get her, no actual bad events, is retarded
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37864423Fail time.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37864423
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37864423Heres to hoping.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37864423
>>37864423Do a final destination vote.>>37864433I hope this is still a fail, this girl will just bring us trouble if we take her.
>>37864432>>37864433>>37864438Heh what a waste of a favor point just so Tg/ could get more booty in it's harem.>>37864453Heh Warlord said we'd need an extremely high roll. This is a decent roll not a 19 or 20.
>>37864433not bad, we may not get her. but I hope she breaks her neck on the fall or something if we don't.
>>37864453Our ranged combat is kind of weak though, so I don't expect many bonuses on the 15.
Incidentally, is this his Command stat?
>>37864478>Heh Warlord said we'd need an extremely high roll.That was for dominating her.
>>37864478I hope it's a fail too anon, but that extremely high roll was for dominating her.
>>37864478was for domination. not shooting her down.
>>37864478It's not about booty, you retard.It's about gaining a captive with actual intel and denying a lietenant to Slaagyr.Also that was for dominating.
So if we get her we're gonna let Zo'rok interrogate her right?
>>37864482Wow, how great that we wasted that favor then!
>>37864529what? No. We will put our dick in the crazy
>>37864459No shit. Taking ChocoElf was one thing but this ones liable to know how to turn her pussy into a beartrap.>>37864478Watch that favor point was the one we needed to not die later on when the dice gods really wanted us dead. All for a bootycall.Truly the playerbase is led by their dick.>>37864524Oh you're a funny guy make another joke! Come on we both know it was for pussy. Sadly hers is likely a literal trap of somekind
>>37864524Gee, I wonder where we could have gotten a captive with intel on shit, shame there wasn't an orc at our mercy who worked together with Slaggyr just a minute ago, huh?I sure hope Slaggyr doesn't attack our camp in earnest for her!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37864529sure, i'm game.>>37864540no
>>37864529Yes.>>37864540Fuck no. We already have Inka for that anyway.
>>37864478We didn't choose the orc life, the orc life chose us.
>>37864534I didn't vote for it. I wanted to keep the halforc alive for this. And would have easily been dominated.Either way if we do capture her. GUYS, Lets not try and capture her and dominate here then and there. We may lose information because of that. But I think it'd just be best to have her being fucked for a full 24 hours with out sleep. Then dominate her. Shouldn't be to difficult after that.
>>37864529I think it's more sensible to have the coven spam mind-control at her.All three together should lower the DC and then it's really just a question of trying three times, before probability is in our favour.>>37864549Fuck you, you disingenuous lying piece of crap don't get to decide why I vote for the things I vote.
>>37864529>not doing the interrogations yourself
>>37864598Not that anon, but if you voted for what is described in your post, then you're just regular dumb.
I hope Slaggyr comes with his full force together with the Tonguerippers and rapes us for being such retards.
>>37864599Domination > interrogationshe can lie about shit and lead us into traps.So long as we capture her. Out aim should be domination. >>37864598Sounds good. I still say just let her get raped for a day with out sleep. should lower the d/c enough. And we get as much info as we can.
You whiners are so funny
>>37864704Its all good man we'll burn favor at the critical-Oh wait.
>>37864704Why? For taking over the skyhunter clan?
>>37864752Partially that, more so for taking his crazy girl.
>>37864745I don't see how 'slave goddess' favor that we used could be applied to combat. It certainly wasn't available when we decided to BEAT DOWN a certain elf
>>37864737This assumes she hasn't been systematically lied to in order to enforce her loyalty and make her useless as an intelligence asset if captured. She was sent to be an Orc chieftain's watchmaid, she can either resist an orc dicking or they consider her fully expendable.
>>37864704>implying Slaggyr doesn't have any other enemies.
>>37864744Smutfags who think with their dicks are the worst.>inb4 but muh reasonings!
>>37864774Yeah, I'm sure this crazy fanatic who probably never questions orders would know a whole lot about Slaggyr's plans and assets which aren't related to her mission.Good thing we spent the point!
>>37864772Slave goddesses favor lets our slaves reroll. So basically any situation in which their success could save our ass or acquire us a useful asset is one in which we'd like to have her favor in the bank.
>>37864752He's butthurt that we're spending favor to kill/capture one of slagyyrs lieutenants. >>37864745>>37864704>>37864772>>37864774Quit the pointless bitching, even if it was a male many of us would vote for it if only to strike the first real blow against slagyyr. Not to mention we should get a full rundown of his operation if we can successfully extract info from her.That shit's worth a lot
>>37864816I'm not saying she's useless, just that she's a mystery box at this point. She could be very useful, or she could be the equivalent of a smallpox laced blanket for all we know.
>>37864808>>37864808The reason we didn't before was because we were "attacking" not "capturing" It was in the intent of the decision. we used our weapon to harry her. If we had grappled then we would have been able to since it is seen as subduing her.It's the same here since it's preventing her form escaping. If we were trying to kill her then we wouldn't be able to spend it.
“Bring her down,” you shout to your archers, who turn their attention from the melee above towards the human woman's vulture.A volley of arrows cut through the air around her as her vulture shrieks and weaves, banking off to the side, before a single lucky arrow strikes its wing. The massive bird screeches in pain as it spirals down, crashing to the ground at the edge of the mining camp, throwing its rider off hard.“Don't worry Dra'koz, I'll take good care of your clan, I'll make them greater than you ever could have, I promise you that,” you growl, turning your attention back to the cowering halfbreed, bringing your axe down on his head, lodging it deep into his skull.Meanwhile, it seems that your warriors have got the upper hand on what remains of Dra'koz's honorguard and the vulture riders, what remains of them being put down in short order.Soon the mountainside is quiet, save for the shriek of confused spirit vultures and the victorious roars of your warriors.You wrench your axe free of the dead chieftain's skull, turning to look at Slaagyr's fallen agent. She picks herself up shakily, drawing a large dagger from her belt. “So what do you want to do with her?” Koz'rak asks, eying the womanYour warriors start to press in around her, from some of the things they're shouting out to her, you know what they want to do.>Offer her a chance to surrender>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up>Let them have some fun with her>Take her prisoner personally
>>37864874Warrior dogpile, GAG HER.
>>37864851same could be said about the elf slave, or the ogress coven. Hell the Ogresses were probably more dangerous and look how she turned out.This girl could end up being just as valuable, doubly so if shes related to Inka like some suspect. Just gotta break her right.
>>37864874>Let them have some fun with her
>>37864874>>Offer her a chance to surrenderif not>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up
>>37864874>>Offer her a chance to surrender>>Take her prisoner personally
>>37864874>>Take her prisoner personallyours
>>37864874>Warrior dogpile, GAG HER.Need to stop the fanatic from killing herself.
>>37864874>Let them have some fun with herthen>Take her prisoner personally
>>37864816Yeah, I'm sure all anons who voted yes would've done the same if it was a male.That was a lie, that's not true.I also don't see how "dealing a real blow against Slaggyr" is a good thing when he can still wreck us if he really wants, since we don't have many magic users.Extracting info from this chick is likely very fucking hard as well, assuming she even has info, or that she's even high ranking in Slaggyr's army and not just a local pack leader.>>37864874>>Take her prisoner personallyor>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up>>37864915this
>>37864874Dog pile go!
>>37864874>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her upMake sure we take her alive first.
>>37864874>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up>>Let them have some fun with herGag her too
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37864874>Let them have some fun with hershe will kill her self.Also gag the bitch.
>>37864914We already have a crazy in our harem anon, no need for two
Come on, guys.She's a fucking fanatic human.She neither deserves the chance to surrender nor will she accept it.What we need to do is to tie her up and gag her before she finds a way to kill herself.The rest doesn't really matter, but giving her time by offering the chance to surrender or letting our orcs be distracted is fucking stupid.Especially if it turns out she's a spell caster.
>>37864874>Take her prisoner personally
>>37864874>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up
Why does everyone assume she's some fanatic?She could hate her position there and be being held there against her will.
>>37865008Reread her description, and how her eyes looked anon.
>>37865008The madness plainly visible in her eyes and things like:>“Slaagyr needs no-one, least of all you, orc. Rot here for your failures,”Are a pretty big hint, anon.
>>37864874>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her upor>>Take her prisoner personallycan't let her kill herself
>>37864874>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up>>Let them have some fun with hertell them to gag her first.
>>37865008...have you actually been reading this thread, or just skimming the content?
>>37865008Anon reread her parts please.
>>37864874>>Take her prisoner personally>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her Either or, really, but no having fun with her.
>>37865053yeah, gag her... with some cocks.AHAHAHAHAHA
>>37864874>Take her prisoner personallyIf we want to humiliate her, we can let the whole clan have their way with her later.Now we have to show we are not weak. Estabilish dominance.
We are on page 10. New thread or next post is last post?
Looks like having your warriors dogpile her wins.>Roll 1d20
>>37864874>>Have your warriors dogpile her and tie her up
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37865157Try not to break those lady bones boys.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37865157
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37865157
>>37865155I'm going to be stopping shortly.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37865157I'd laugh so hard if she'd slaughter the warriors throwing themselves at her.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37865157
>>37865104Isn't that giving her disproportionate attention though? I think it somewhat undermines our image if /we/ have to /personally/ break every enemy pawn we capture. We have subordinates for a reason, use them.
>>37865155If latter, I hope we can get us walking into camp with Dra'koz's head on a pike and announcing ourselves as new chief before the thread dies as well.>>37865157>rollingHeh, knew doing it ourselves was the better choice.
Man, the dice do not favour us tonight.
>>37865170>>37865174>>37865175kekLet me guess, she kills herself and takes down 10 orcs along with her?Great job, really worth that favor.
>>37865170>>37865174>>37865175Ahhahahahaha. Ha.No, I am not actually amused.
>>37865175>>37865174>>37865170Awww shit she'll try to kill herself, Reroll!
>>37865199favored orge tits though.
>>37865226We spent it already anon.
>>37865200Shax' eternal pirate pet?
>>37865233They were also pretty decent in the actual fight.
>>37865170>>37865174>>37865175BAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA. Love it
>>37865170>>37865174>>37865175HAHAHAHAHYes, I am actually amused by this.I'm being serious.
And things were going so well... Let's hope we can get another chance. Not a reroll, just another chance.
>>37865356We rolled a 7. She's dead or in the wind and we definitely have some casualties to deal with.
>>37865356Serioously, though, she's surrounded by a shit ton of orcs, and an ogress witch. Unless she can teleport, I doubt she can get far.
“Tie her up, we'll deal with her later,” you command, your warriors starting to close in on Slaagyr's agent.She snarls, bringing the dagger to her palm.“Stop her, don't let her-” you hear a shout from Ashuris, but not soon enough. Aurora draws the dagger across her palm, spitting out a string of harsh, clipped words.A strange ripple flows through the air around her, the orcs closest to her collapsing to the ground screaming as it passes, clawing at their eyes as they haemorrhage blood.“It's a pain hex, get that dagger away from her before it spreads,” Ashuris calls, running over to you as your warriors surge forward again, more falling even as they close in on the sorceress.Eventually, the dagger is wrestled from her grip, the female dumped bruised, bloodied and bound before you, glaring up at you with a malevolent, unblinking stare.You look over to where she was taken prisoner. Eight dead orcs, collapsed in a pool of their own blood, and three more just barely clinging to life. You look down at the fanatical sorceress at your feet, a growl low in your throat. You have lost too many warriors today, and all of their deaths will be answered for in due time.“Bring her,” you snap, one of your warriors slinging the woman over his shoulder roughly.For now, you have a clan to recruit.>End of Thread
>>37865170>>37865174>>37865175Seems like we have to do this personally.>>37865180You see if we do this kind of shit ourselves and thus distinguish us even further from the rest of the orcs our image grows. ( Where other orcs have failed we succeed with ease, for we are the chosen über-orc)
>>37865389She's a fanatic. They tend to choose the murder-suicide option.
>>37865395What a waste.
>>37865200That's her...god it still hurts after all this time.
>>378654518 orcs now is probably cheap compared to what she could have done from an entrenched position.
>>37865451Yeah, letting her get away, link up with other forces and do the same shit but worse to us later would have been much better.
>>37865395Shiet.Thanks Warlord, have a good night full of orc smutty dreams.
It's in character for Ur'shal to bag her, anyways. He's not just going to let a servant of Slaagyr fly off, if he can do somethin' about it.
Thread archived>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20WarlordAlso, in recognition of his ongoing efforts...>Ur'shal has gained +1 Command>Ur'shal has earned favor from Zol'gor Tor
>>37865395When we get to the Skyhunter's main camp, are we going to put down the former chieftain's rape ogre?
>>37865566If you wish, we'll be addressing that whole thing next thread.
>>37865536What about milk god?
>>37865536Thanks for the thread, Warlord.
>>37865536Awesome, as usual, Warlord! Next thread on Saturday?
>>37865566its not his fault that the chief offered him females, but if he becomes a problem yes.
>>37865395Aw yeah. We now have another toy to break in. Ogretits will help us.Thanks for the run
>>37865597We spent a favor, I doubt you can gain one in the same thread.
>>37865614His insane and violent.And not an orc.He's worth less than dirt and has raped orc women.It's not a question of who's 'fault' it is.He just has to die.
>>37865614We kill him because of what he represents. It will please the Rape Goddess.
>>37865510>>37865608>>37865609>>37865615My pleasure. Next thread will indeed be Saturday.>>37865597You burned a favor with her this thread, so no, but you are very close to another one, so it probably won't be long.
>>37865647We have ogres in our own camp, anon.They're useful for manual labor and fights.
>>37865672They are also worth less than dirt and did not rape orc women.Seriously, this is not hard.We are incredibly racist and biased towards orcs.The ogre in question is an insane and violent rapist.That violated orcs.So he dies.
>>37865668Did any off the half ogre honor guard survive the fight?
>>37865749I would not say we are racist now biased ya we are biased
>>37865787Nope, fought to the death, Dra'koz's honorguard were apparently more fearless than their master.
>>37865813We rape and enslave females from other races all the time and murder or enslave males, simply because they are not orcs and therefor their place in this world is beneath the feet of orcs.I mean, we don't tend to make prejudiced blanket statements on entire species (except when jeering at their pathetic males and exclaiming how their women will learn to enjoy their proper place), but just because it is superficially different from modern racism, doesn't mean you can say it's not racist.
>>37865825Will we be getting the stats of Za'ria and Lo'zal in the next thread. And Dra'koz had a shaman as well, didn't he?
>>37865988but we don't really hate them as a race