Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eight years of age>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. When one course of action has five votes, it wins.>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
>>37805301>First postFUCK YEAR
So I thought of something. Mr. Satan being freaked out by flying makes total sense, as it's a Crane School technique, and his master was killed by the Crane School. Really, if he meets Tien and Chiaotzu he should freak the fuck out.
I'm here on time!
A.) Touch fluffy tail.
>>37805452Wait, who was Mr. Satan's master?
"Does that mean you'll be staying?" you ask Nappa.He nods."You know, there's this pendulum room on Kami's Lookout," you tell him. "You can fight all sorts of strong enemies there. You should train there with me sometime.""Hmm, sounds like fun," he tells you. "Sure, kid. We'll train there sometime."Meanwhile, Billy and Haya continue their match, attempting to evade attacks while trying to land them at the same time, resulting in neither of them landing a successful hit on the other.Billy finally moves back and thrusts his palms towards Haya, shooting a large energy blast that strikes her full force and knocks her out of the air.Doing a backflip as she falls, Haya lands on her feet, springing back into the sky as Billy moves down after her. Leaning back as Billy punches at her face, she brings up her right leg and kicks him in the jaw, gathering energy into her left hand and blasting him in the chest.He moves back as the force of the blast pushes him, and a second attack pushes him back further. Haya charges at him, using the afterimage technique to appear behind him and kick him in the back, knocking him forward.Haya holds her right hand above her head and gathers energy into it."Shuryūdan!" she yells, throwing the small ball she has created at Billy's head.He turns and ducks, only for the blast to detonate above him and send him plummeting to the ground with the shockwave. Haya grins and pursues, placing her foot between Billy's shoulder blades as he attempts to get up.>A. Tell them to stop>B. Tell them Haya wins>C. Just watch>D. Something else
So guys, bets on what Cooler will do to present a credible threat?Or do you think he'll come in dumb?
>>37805575>B. Tell them Haya wins
As requested Kaguya and the folks + the legendary freeloader.
>>37805575>>B. Tell them Haya wins*Ding ding!*
>>37805595>Nappa's faceOh my God, that's great.Based Drawfriend is based as ever
>>37805575>A. Tell them to stop>B. Tell them Haya wins>D. Something else"So who is up for training with Goku,gohan and piccolo?
>>37805595You can't really call him a freeloader when he does farmworkinb4 joke from abridged
>>37805575>BNow, Haya, it's my turn. Winner fights Nappa.
>>37805575>C. Just watch
>>37805575>>B. Tell them Haya wins"I think I owe you a spar don't I?"
>>37805587Teamup with King Piccalo? Er, I mean Lord Slug, Lord Slug
>>37805595>the legendary freeloader.Whatever, he's a farmhand.
>>37805587Well he is alot stronger than anyone on earth at the moment, so possibly he is going to be the trigger for Goku going SSJ. As well as getting to see super kaioken
>>37805618Thanks, had to look up some of Goku's eating habits to get the face to look right.>>37805630>>37805676I wonder if Nappa can apply for his citizenship? Don't want department of Agriculture to fine us for having undocumented labor.
>>37805726Apparently the "official" power level of cooler is much higher than it will be in this quest.
>>37805726Or we could do this the easy way and have goku and gohan imagine frieza killing everyone they care about.
>>37805566He isn't named, it's just background information from Toriyama.
>>37805726Plus he is not going to dick around with us, so yeah he might be the cause of a few deaths or near life threatening injuries
>>37805575>A. Tell them to stop>B. Tell them Haya wins>D. Something else
>>37805566King Chappa maybe?I remember him dying to... someone during the Crane School arc.
>>37805589>>37805608>>37805629>>37805631>>37805656>>37805660"Alright, that's enough, Haya wins," you tell your friends.Haya grins and removes her foot from Billy's back, stepping back and letting him get to his feet. He dusts himself off and glares over at Haya, who sticks her tongue out at him in response."Next time, you're going down," he promises.Haya shrugs. "We'll see.""So guys, we could train with Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo," you say. "But Haya, I think I owe you a spar."She nods. "That's right.""Winner fights Nappa?" you suggest.She grins. "Alright then, but if you go easy on me, I'm going to be mad.""He's gonna kick your butt," Billy tells her.She turns towards him. "You mean like I kicked yours?""You got lucky!" Billy retorts."Right, then I must have great luck, because I kicked your butt twice," she tells him."Hey guys, you do remember that your fight's over, right?" Kazuma asks. "Haya, you're supposed to be fighting Kaguya."She nods. "Right."Haya assumes a combat stance, and if you know her, she's planning on making the first move. You need to decide how to respond.>A. Block every attack>B. Evade every attack>C. Make it look like it takes effort to defend yourself>D. Move first and knock her out quick>E. Something else
>>37805910>B. Evade every attack
>>37805587He obviously bumps into Garlic Jr. on his way to Earth. Finds out about his power and uses it to blind side Kaguya and go after everyone who was behind killing his father. Meanwhile Garlic Jr is allowed to go settle his score with Kami.
>>37805910>>A. Block every attack
>>37805910>B. Evade every attack"Whats the matter Haya?"
>>37805910>A. Block every attack
>>37805910>>B. Evade every attack
>>37805910>B. Evade every attackShe won't get stronger if she hits us guys
>>37805910>B. Evade every attack"You can do better than this."You know, the same way we always push ourselves to get stronger.
>>37805910>D.Then we can fight the Cabbage Patch Kid!
>>37805910>BHarder, Haya! You must fight harder!
>>37806021No way we're gonna train to minmax all of our friends and then we're going to beat all future bad guys with ease and turn them into allies until the whole universe is our ally.
>>37805933>>37805943>>37805962>>37805965>>37805975>>37805986>>37805997You wait, and, as expected, Haya attacks first.She runs towards you, leaping into the air and throwing a spin kick at your head. You duck beneath it, and leap back as she lands and kicks with her other foot."You can do better than this," you tell her.Haya leaps into the air, quickly charging down at you, and throwing several punches, all of which you avoid by simply leaning your head out of the way. She pulls her right leg back, and throws a kick that you spin to avoid, ending up behind her. She kicks backwards, but you leap into the air to evade the attack."You can't run forever!" Haya shouts, charging after you into the air, gathering energy in her hands and throwing it up at you.You decrease your altitude to avoid the blasts, and roll out of the way as Haya charges again, throwing a punch that misses by a mile.Haya growls in frustration."What's the matter, Haya?" you ask.With a yell, she attacks again, striking faster and from various angles in an effort to take you by surprise. You can feel her power rising with every attack, but at this rate, she'll run out of energy long before she reaches a high enough level to hit you."Harder, Haya! Fight harder!" you demand. Letting out another yell, Haya comes at you again, only to suddenly break away and hold her right hand above her head."Shuryūdan!" she yells, throwing a small ball of energy at you.>A. Move away from it>B. Duck>C Lean out of the way>D. Let it hit you>E. Deflect it>F. Something else
>>37806245>E. Deflect it
>>37806245>D. Let it hit you"Come on, you asked me not to go easy, I expect you to do the same"
>>37806245>EIt's going to blow up above us. Use our own energy to knock it away.
>>37806245>D. Let it hit youPull a frieza, she is our Vegeta in a way
>>37806245>EThen charge in and hit her once, as hard as we can hit without causing serious damage.
>>37806245>D. Let it hit you
>>37806245>F. Catch it and have her try to over power you.
>>37806245>>E. Deflect it
>>37806245>>C Lean out of the way
>>37806279"How good are you at digging holes, besides the one your already in?"
>>37806320Why do you feel the need to be a dick to our friend?>>37806311It's a blast not a beam.
>>37806245>e deflect it up.
>>37806245>>D. Let it hit you
>>37806336It's not being a dick, it's inducing rage. Rage is what pushes everyone past their limits, there is power in emotions
>>37806373B-but we're a good boy
>>37806336Blasts can be pushed against just like beams, they just lack the trail of energy. See the spirit bomb for example.
Yeah, let's not be a dick to our friends. We've used Vegeta as our stress ball already.
>>37806373It's called being a dick in order to induce rage. How about finding a way to do that that doesn't involve sounding evil or damaging our relationship with haya.
>>37806373You don't need to induce rage, just induce effort.Being an asshole is one way.Maybe we should try constructive criticism with our friends instead?
>>37806412And he will be stronger because of it. No one ever got stronger because they were happy>>37806440>>37806428Maybe that quote would be bad, but my point still stands.
>>37806245>A. Move away from it
>>37806373Humans don't power up from rage. You are thinking of saiyans that get stronger when they get angry. Humans get stronger from pushing past their limits once the fully remove the limiters that they put on themselves over time. And that even included their intellgence. If kayuga keeps studying with gohan and then learns from bulma and her father he will become a genus on their level eventually.
>>37806255>>37806271>>37806293>>37806317>>37806355>>37806448You decide to knock this blast aside, and make no effort to move as it approaches other than pulling your hand back.You swat the blast once it's in rage, only to have it detonate the second it touches you. The blast itself does no damage to you, but the intense gust of wind it creates does force you to shield your eyes, giving Haya an opportunity to rush you, kicking you in the head with both feet. Once again, you are unharmed, but the attack does throw you back by a good amount.As you quickly reorient yourself, Haya follows her strike with a barrage of basic energy attacks, which strike you without doing any actual damage. Still, Haya lets you have it, bombarding you with attack after attack, the explosions slowly obstructing her vision of you in a cloud of smoke.She can't see you, and you can move faster than she can sense. She's given you a perfect opportunity to finish this little match. >A. Attack quickly and knock her out>B. Stay where you are>C. Start evading her again>D. Something else
>>37806585>A. Attack quickly and knock her outShe said not to hold back.
>>37806585>A. Attack quickly and knock her outLets go visit goku
>>37806585>>B. Stay where you arethis is a fight for her, not us.
>>37806585>A.Charge out of the dust and scare the hell out of her
>>37806585>A. Attack quickly and knock her out
>>37806585>get behind her and let her keep throwing attacks for a bit! then clear our throat and ask if she's done.
>>37806585>>C. Start evading her againThe idea is to push her.
>>37806585>>B. Stay where you areI want to have that moment. where the smoke clears and we are unharmed.
>>37806585>>A. Attack quickly and knock her outShe will be mad if we dont do this
>>37806585>>C. Start evading her again
>>37806585>>D. Something elseTag you're it!
Since we got Nappan reformed, we have any other goals?
>>37806585>D. Something elseAppear behind her and make her start dodging attacks. Give her just enough warning not to be blind sided.
>>37806585>>A. Attack quickly and knock her out
>>378066454 super saiyans
>>37806585>C Evade her again.If she doesn't step this up we should end the match soon, we need to fight Nappa after all.It seems her Shuryūdan is based off my "Detonate at will" suggestion for the Taihouki and made into its own move entirely.Awesome.
>>37806645Joing the 24 World martial Arts tournament with Gohan to meet kid Videl, a few days before the androids show upSaving 16 from Perfect CellGeting Yamch and Nappa a womangoing with Future Trunks to his timeline and visiting New Namek to ressurect the Z fighters
>>37806645I have a goal in mind
>>37806680or super saiyan 4?
>>37805452According to the DB wiki, Mr. Satan and his master were attacked by Mercenary Dao (the Crane School master's brother) after making fun of Dao's hairstyle. Mr. Satan himself was left badly injured by the attack, and sadly his master was killed.
I hope we aren't still tired from our fight with nappa.
>>37806703Quite a lofty goal. Befitting a super human. We must have super accomplishments.
>>37806645Have 17 join the Z-fighters.
>>37806703I've said ti before and I'll say it again: 18 and 16 could be invaluable allies if we can keep them relevant. With 17 and 18, it might just be their nature to want to shy away from the fighting now, and if they don't want to that's fine. BUT, if we can convince them to want to join us in our fights, then there's ways we could possibly upgrade them, like with 19, 20, 13, 14, and 15's parts. If 13 can achieve a super form by aborbing essential parts from 14 and 15, the same may be possible for the others.
>>37806645Getting humanity to Git Gud enough to ward off any would be conquerors. Possibly by joining the military and whipping it into shape amongst other things.Get an Elite Mook Defense Force.Give the damn Fruit of Might to someone.Wipe out what's left of the PTO.Replace the PTO with a galaxy spanning empire/police force.Finish high school.Maybe start dating.Get our PHD.Settle down to become Guardian of Earth if Dende isn't already. If he is, go out on adventures with our bros from time to time.
>>37805452I wonder... is that also how is wife died, or is it ever mentioned?
>>37806772Hell they're cyborgs so we could, theoretically, awaken their super human potential
>>37806791I think his wife left him.
>>37806751>>37806772>>37806798All good reasons. Shenron couldn't turn 18 into a human, because she is one. Just cybernetically enhanced.
>>37806826Honestly not seeing her and Kaguya. Haya probably, Videl maybe, her? Not seeing it.
>>37806855Some just want a /ss/ pairing...
>>37806816Videl says her mom died in the original Japanese dialogue
>>37806855Videl? Dude, we can't steal the only girl in Gohan's age range. He deserves happiness. Meanwhile, we deserve a strong older woman
>>37806855I can see us getting all shy and awkward around her when she first shows up and people using that to tease us later on.
>>37806798Right, but I'm more hopeful for 16. Again, 17 just wants to be alone, and 18 seems to be happy living peacefully with Krillin.We could maybe get to 18 via appealing to her to maybe wanting a safer world for her daughter or having Krillen talk to her. 18's a maybe so I can't really rely on her. Though yeah, she's possible.16 already wants to protect the Earth. He has the motivation. The others don't.
>>37806882Yeah that could work. We'll be in puberty range around then right? Especially if we use the time chamber.
>>37806879Actually since we may be training Satan, it might just happen on its own. We'll see what comes about.
>>37806868Her and Krillin is very nearly that considering their respective sizes and the fact she outpowers him with ease.>>37806879Haya, but I see your point. Still not seeing it. Besides cockblocking Krillin. Not a bro move.>>37806882Maybe but not much more than that.
>>37806889I don't think he can become super human though. Isn't he fully robotic? :(
>>37806916It's not cockblocking if they things haven't happened yet. We just have to get started before she gives Krillin the kiss.
>>37806798I'm pretty sure that turning someone into a cyborg would pretty much prevent the whole superhuman have endless potential thing. Mostly because you would have limits you could not push past because your body would literally break.>>37806826They should have wished she was fully organic.
>>37806925Right, but that's why I said we should collect the parts of 19, and 20, along with possibley 13, 14, and 15's. 13 became Super Android 13 with 14 and 15's parts. So, 16 might also be able to become a Super Android.
>>37806855You lack vision. There are plenty of logical reason s as to why 18 is the best choice.1. Videl is Gohan's, it's only fair. 2. Krillin can pull any poon he wants, he'll be fine.3. We'll be at the ripe age of puberty, especially if we go into the time chamber. 4. Most beautiful girl in DB.5. Cybernetically enhanced human waifu to defend the earth. We'll be the plucky commander with her being the dry sarcastic lieutenant to our badassery. Search your feelings anon, you know it to be true>>37806941For what reason? She ages slower, and can still have children the way she is.
>>37806941>"I wish 18 was fully organic.">all her cybernetics disappear and she diesOops...
You know some of you guys are implying that these androids won't brutally murder our family or some friends
>>37806955>Kaguya, the Super Human>Nappa, the Super Saiyan>16, the Super AndroidThis sounds better than just super saiyans taking the spotlight
>>37806956She has metal parts inside her body.Those parts break she would need to get them repaired. It is also physically impossible for her to grow stronger as well. Now as for videl she isn't anyones. In canon she hooks up with gohan but that might not happen here. Heck Gohan and Haya could hook up for all we know.
>>37807009Thus we form the Super Sentai.
>>37807018don't we need two other people for that?
>>37807001Your not to bright are you. You do realize by wishing that she is fully organic that she will have all the parts she did before gero stuck cybernetics in her?
Why cant we take a male lover?
>>37807008Plus it's out of Kaguya's character to trust people easily when they straight up murder the bad guy you taught was the threat and then say they are going to go find and kill Goku
>>37807041 piccolo the super namek
>>37807052>>37807008Anos see a pair of tits and want to touch them over the internet, nevermind how dangerous they are.
>>37806895How old would we be when the Androids first show up? 10? I think that might be bit young for puberty's onset, considering we're male.
>>37806956How could you do that to krill master?Besides how can you deny the stereotypical childhood friend that secretly loves us but pretends not to but dammit we are SO dense we don't realize it until there is a dramatic reveal/heat to heart at a really horrible time such as a life or death scenario (which in dbz might not really mean anything.)
Getting 16 would be the perfect fuck you to Dr. Gero. After all the bullshit he's caused, having one of his creations become one of Earth's greatest defenders.
>>37807045Hell shenron can't kill people. So I'm pretty sure she will be restored to what she was before gero got his hands on her.
>>37807041Piccolo as the Super NamekianAnd... hmm... maybe Mr. Boo as the Super Majin?
>>37806585>AThough without the knocking out part.
>>37807041Naw there have been 3 man teams before
>>37807079God this attitude of people belong to people just because they hooked up later in canon is annoying. Just because they hooked up in canon doesn't mean they have to hook up here. If it happens it happens.
>>37807041It's like you've never seen Sun Vulcan.
>>37807078Eh, I was in the "holy shit that woman is hot" phase back when I was 10
>>37807087>In order for 16 to become a super android he needs the parts from android number 8.Gero, ultimate in dickery from beyond the grave.
>>37806956How is it that stealing Gohan's canon waifu isn't fair but stealing Krillin's is when he's been through more romantic trouble than Gohan?Either you fully respect the canon pairings, or you ignore them entirely, you can't pick and choose to try and make an argument for choosing your waifu.
>>37807017Gohan needs Videl to function in highschool at all though. He'll be terribly sad without her and there's no promise our country bumpkin friends will go there. It's also not impossible for 18 to grow stronger, through our bullshit powers. We can remove her limits as a human being (Which she absolutely is, cyborg or not)>>37807079Krillin can pull any tale he wants. It's Gohan who needs Videl, all that fucking spaghetti. As for Haya, yeah that's kind of boring to me honestly. I like the idea of us crushing on this deadly older woman cyborg just because we're full of the hormones. Sounds like it's funnier and more of a challenge.Waifuing 18 isn't just a crazy idea. It's so crazy, it just might work.>>3780705218 and 17 never actually kill anyone in the main timeline. They may here, but so far, the worst they've done is beat up on Vegeta and steal a car.
>>37807115I find wanting to waifu the few girls in DBZ more annoying. I'd only back Haya or Bachelor routes.
>>37807115This. While I don't particularly care about waifus, we've already gone so far off the rails of canon that there's little point sticking to what little is still on the tracks.
>>37807115Fine. if you manage to make it happen great.Good luck with getting 18 to fall for us considering the circumstances, and all the conflicts and personal relationships that might get in the way, in addition to everyone else's opinion.
>>37807152Krillin's an adult. He'll be fine. Gohan needs Videl for highschool, and the great Sayiawoman. Also are you implying that Krillin isn't an absolute thug these days? Did you even see that suit?
>>37807200I'm implying that I'm going to waifu Videl out of spite for your argument.
>>37807087I think Dr. Gero mainly cares about killing Goku and his family. He apparently didn't feel the need to update his personality for better killing or release him when he was being threatened by the Z fighters and #17/#18, possibly due to #16 being based off of his son. It's quite possible that the small part of him that wasn't an amoral mad scientist might be relieved to know that the robot he made in his son's image is avoiding the same destructive path that led the original to his death.
>>37807048But, anon, how the fuck would we have sex with 16? He wouldn't even feel our lips touch his.And there's no guy our age except for Gohan who's probably straight along with Billy and Kazuma who don't have much character to them.Also, this is 4Chan.And Dralo doesn't want any waifuing period. husbandoing would probably fall under that all.
>>37807173Follow the sun! Catch the sun!
Why do I feel like i've seen this exact thread and discussion before
>>37806608>>37806609>>37806618>>37806621>>37806628>>37806632>>37806663You've given Haya enough time in this match. Her power level has risen, but at this point she's simply wasting her energy with a series of attacks that she knows will have no real effect on you.You move quickly at of the smoke cloud and behind Haya, waiting just long enough for her to sense that you're there before knocking her out with a single quick strike. You catch her before she falls, and take her to the ground, lying her down with her head resting on Icarus.Kazuma, now standing with Billy, shakes his head."She wasn't paying good enough attention," he comments."She got her butt kicked," Billy says, chuckling."Yeah, but she got a lot stronger," Kazuma points out. "She's stronger than we are now.""Well, I'm still stronger than you, and I'll be stronger than her soon," Billy replies.Kazuma laughs. "I could beat you.""Yeah right, I'd kick your butt!" Billy tells him."I hate to interrupt your childish games, but I'm here to see Nappa," a voice says from the sky.Turning and looking in the direction it came from, you see Vegeta hovering in the air. His gaze shifts to you, and he scowls in distaste as he comes to ground, stepping over Icarus and Haya as he approaches Nappa, who, back in his farm garb, glares at his former comrade."You're pathetic, Nappa," Vegeta comments, glancing around the farm. "You achieve the power of the legendary Super Saiyan, and yet you continue to play human in the middle of nowhere."He turns his attention back to the larger Saiyan. "You what do you do here, Nappa? Shine the brat's shoes? Fetch their paper?">A. Ask Vegeta what he wants>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbages>C. Stay silent>D. Something else
>>37807048I suggest we try and waifu Gohan.He's been our close childhood friend for years and we train and hang out all the time together. If there's a little bit of gay in there we've probably got a better shot of bringing it out than anyone
>>37806585>>B. Stay where you are
>>37807135Dr Gero: The Legendary Super Asshole.
>>37807226>A. Ask Vegeta what he wants>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbagesVeggietales, Nappa passed you because his perspeculative is better than yours.
>>37807213Fine then I'll just waifu gohan and cuck videl to spite YOU
>>37807226>>A. Ask Vegeta what he wantsyou got a point Vegeta or are you just board.
>>37807226>C. Stay silentThis is Nappa's fight
>>37807226>D. Something else"you cant talk smack till you can back it up">>37807231this
>>37807216When Kaguya is older, I have no issue with players getting him into a romantic relationship. However, I refuse to allow that to become the focus of the quest, and I do not want waifu wars to degrade its quality.
>>37807226>A. Ask Vegeta what he wants>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbages
>>37807173Sun Vulcan was the first sentai with a combining robot. It only had three sentai members. It's technically a sequel/spin off to an earlier series, but it's generally seen a classic/essential viewing in sentai.I like it, though I still think it has the worst costumes.
>>37807226>A. Ask Vegeta what he wants"I know we may not see eye to eye, mostly because im still a growing kid, but we don't have time for bloody cat fight here. If you want to talk follow us to Goku's place"
>>37807226>>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbagesHe'll beat ol' man wilkins at the next county fair, that's just how good his cabbages are!
>>37807226>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbages>A. Ask Vegeta what he wants"Can we at least pretend to be nice this time?"
>>37807274Are you planning to ignore the posts that say not to get in a relationship with someone because of canon?
>>37807226>C. Stay silentEh let them talk up to their violence there no reason for us to further antagonize him at this point seriously
>>37807226D. Tell vegeta that maybe if he did something other than whine all the time, he'd be the legendary super saiyan.
>>37807274Good on you, I've heard of a few quest's that got worse or just plain ended because of Waifu fags.While I'm alright with getting Kaguya a Girlfriend, I'm more focused on the combat side of things and the story.
>>37807287Second, plus it might be a good opportunity to relieve some bad blood between us
>>37807226>>A. Ask Vegeta what he wants>>B. Tell him Nappa is great at growing cabbages
>>37807231I'd rather not go the gay route just because I'm not gay and don't empathize with it as much but it's not like being gay would break the quest. I guess we'll just see what people want.
>>37807309By now we've pretty much established that this timeline does not have to adhere to the rules of canon entirely. Otherwise, Goku would be a Super Saiyan, Nappa would still be dead, and Gohan would still be a whiny little kid.>>37807329Good on you, anon.
>>37807349Fair enough. I just throw it out there as a joke mostly, but, it makes sense
I am for the 18 idea, but I'm with DRALO about not letting the waifuing take over.
>>37807226>CNappa's an adult, and stronger than us now, he can middle finger Geet's face if he wants to, no need for us to get involved.
>>37807287Change "...don't have time for bloody cat fight" to "don't have time to get into a fight." and it's good.
>>37807226>B>ATime to teach Vegeta that there's more to life than fighting.
What does everyone think of DB Kai, by the way? A friend offered to sell me all his old blu-rays for $20 and I've never seen it.
>>37807350That's good to hear. People saying someone belongs to someone because they hooked up in canon annoys the fuck out of me.
>>37807274Older is kinda vague, which saga are we talking here?
>>37807287Going along with
>>37807231I don't even care if he accepts or not. I'd watch to approach Gohan about it just for the drama of it. If it works, we got a side plot/story going on that could break up the whole fighting and training routine. If not, there's some weird tension/awkwardness between us and Gohan that could still be interesting to play with.
OKAY GUYS.I think I've reached a compromise.For now, we crush on 18 as a beautiful femme fatale who is so far out of our reach that we could only dream, spurned on by hormones. Then we age up and waifu her sometime before the Buu saga.Then, during the Buu saga, we use the Potara earings to fuse with Gohan and become Goguya, the strongest warrior in the universe. Wipe out Buu before he has the chance to absorb us, and viola.We have /both/ waifus, Videl and 18.
>>37807403Probably when we hit 16 in the Great Saiyaman arc or later on after that.
>>37807350Yeah we kinda have bigger problems right now than seeing Kaguya up for pussy later on in life.
>>37807350>>37807274Don't get too worked up about the Waifu Wars, DRALO. We've got 39 unique users ITT, and it's probably just 3-5 of them bitching about waifus. It's a DBZ quest. We're here to play some DBZ.
>>37807410Drama for the sake of pointless drama is fucking retarded.
>>37807393I say give it a watch, the voice acting is top notch, and if you're someone who prefers anime adaptations to stick somewhat to the manga, Kai does much better with it than the classic dub.
>>37807393It takes out the filler and has some nice updated animation.
>>37807393I like it pretty good although Toonami got it airing right now which I just fucking found out a couple of days ago goddamit
>>37807425Cart before horse anon. How about we just try surviving and go from there?>>37807445agreed.
>>37807403Probably very late Cell and going into the Buu saga, around the time Kaguya's hormones start kicking in.
>>37807410With all due respect shut the fuck up
>>37807459It's important to have long-term goals, anon.
>>37807403The same age Gohan is when he begins Highschool
>>37807425Vehement statement of disagreement.
>>37807274Okay, person you were responding to. Honestly, I'd be fine with it too because it could mean a subplot and thus potentially add some more variety.Though yeah, people were wanting to hit on Bulma by like the second thread, so even if it was a blanket ban, I would have understood it in the whole "a few idiots ruin it for everybody" thing.
>>37807401Yeah, it's kind of flawed logic.>>37807403Well, you'll be 11 when the androids arrive>>37807433Agreed. Killer Androids are kind of dangerous>>37807443Fair enough, anon.>>37807499It's difficult to manage, and a good deal of the reason I started Kaguya at Gohan's age was to avoid waifu drama for as long as possible.
>>37807499There's a reason why the saying "this is why we can't have nice things" exists. It's because some people are idiots.
>>37807448>>37807451>>37807454Well in that case I have no doubt that I'll like Kai, the only thing is it's the old 8-part Blu-Ray set and I'm worried about how jarring it will be when it eventually switches over from the Yamamoto score.
>>37807492Baseless personal insult!
>>37807549Announcement of not being the one you're arguing with and disagreeing with you as well!
>>37807499If this was Dragon Ball quest, I'd TOTALLY be on board the Bulma train.She was a much better waifu for Goku than Chichi is. Plus they're known each other for years and aren't that far apart age was, Goku just waited until 18 to to all his puberty at once.
>>37807549Totally fair criticism of both arguing.
>>37807571Generalized statement that doesn't choose a side commenting on the bad quality of the argument.
>>37807492>>37807549>>37807571>>37807576Straw grasping accusation of being the same person.
>>37807571Accusation of conspiracy>>37807576Denial of fault, the other party is responsible for any logical fallacies present in my own argument by means of sabotage. >>37807607Equally contrived accusation of YOU being the posters who disagree with me
>>37807603>>37807607Don't you two have other things to do then to spam the thread and eat up posts?
>>37807573Bulma's my favorite fucking character in the franchise. I just mentioned it because "HOLY SHIT OUR CHARACTER WAS FIVE!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?" And yeah, it'd have worked better in a dragon ball quest because that'd be more age appropriate.Also, from what I understand, the writers on the actual anime wanted Bulma and Goku together and talked about it to Toriyama who refused.
>>37807626What's wrong with having a little fun while DRALO types up the next post?
>>37807425Meh, I've never really liked videl that much, Gohan can have her.
>>37807521I'm not seeing how the logic of "Let's gun for X as soon as they show up because X is best girl from the show and I want to romance them vicariously through the MC without any regard for that character or the MC's characterization" is more solid than "Leave the canon pairing intact." but to each their own.
>>37807664We are already in the two hundreds.
I just realized, shouldn't everyone on Earth have aged a lot more than everyone that went to Namek due to space travel and relativity?
>>37807699shhh lets not get real science in here
>>37807699Nah DBZ is pretty chill about that kind of stuff.
>>37807689Dude nether of them are solid. Especially if you go because she is best girl. That's some of the most flawed logic ever. Mostly because it's extremely opinionated. As for the canon arguement guess what? This isn't canon.
>>37807664If you are in such need for action, and if your mind is so drawn to the rapture of smut, it has been far too long since /tg/ paid me my veneration.
>>37807699Naw, the beauty of surpassing the speed of light is that time keeps on' truckin'.
>>37807243>>37807254>>37807257>>37807264>>37807275>>37807287>>37807293>>37807300>>37807339>>37807332>>37807383>>37807387>>37807421"What do you want, Vegeta?" you ask."To speak to Nappa, so stay out of this, brat!" he snaps. "So, Nappa, going to answer my question? What does the brat's dog do for him?"Nappa growls, clenching his hands into fists."Nappa grows fantastic cabbages," you tell Vegeta."Cabbages?" Vegeta asks."Yeah, here, come look!" Billy says, leaping over to Nappa's cabbage patch.Vegeta does the same, staring down at the plants Nappa has been growing. He turns towards Nappa, and shakes his head in disgust."You're pathetic, Nappa," he declares."Vegeta, I know we might not see eye to eye, mostly because I'm still a kid, but we don't have time for a cat fight here," you tell the Saiyan prince. "If you want to talk, follow us to Goku's place.""No thanks, I'll leave Kakarot to his training," Vegeta replies. "He may be a soft-hearted idiot, but he's still enough of a warrior that he'll be working hard instead of growing "cabbages" or whatever the hell you called them. Now kindly shut your mouth and let the adults talk, brat."He turns his attention back to Nappa. "I'm here to warn you, Nappa, that soon, you won't be the only Super Saiyan. I'll reach that level myself, and once I do, you'll be no match for me."He glances back at you. "None of you will. Until then, enjoy your childish games."Having said his piece, Vegeta takes off, leaving you and the others alone.>A. Go to Goku's house>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Haya>C. Go to the Lookout>D. Go to Kame House>E. Something else
>>37807699Travel to Namek is only like 2 weeks in the show. Goku did it in 3 days. If they were aging slower, still wouldn't be noticable, aside from maybe hair growth.
>>37807689Oh, "Let's gun for X as soon as they show up because X is best girl from the show and I want to romance them vicariously through the MC without any regard for that character or the MC's characterization" is awful logic, but so is "we can't do that because of what happens in canon."
>>37807745>>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Haya"Vegeta's gonna try to kill us, isn't he Nappa?"
>>37807745>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Haya
>>37807745>E.Tell Nappa he's a boss for not killing Vegita then and there like the old him would have done
>>37807745>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Hayaman Vegeta is a royal ass.>>37807734Who are you?
>>37807745>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Haya>E. Something else (Call Vegeta a Nigger)
>>37807745HOLY SHIT WE MADE HIM COMPLIMENT GOKU!!! This is how far off we are from cannon.>D. Go to Kame House
>>37807745>E. Something elseFollow him and stop him"Look, you've helped a lot, so we let you stay on this planet, but we will not let you go around insulting people and trying to start stuff. Start being nice, or leave"
Reminder that we did agree be trained by Mr. Satan in front of a rather large crowd.
>>37807745>>B. Go to Goku's house and carry HayaWhy can't Vegeta be cool like you Nappa?
>>37807745C. But with Haya and the crew. While we train with Goku maybe we can have them under go a more hardcore Turtle training.
>>37807745>B. Go to Goku's house and carry Haya >>37807774More like try to then slowed down by having a family, until the kid buu arc where he admits Kaguya is stronger than him
>>37807745>B. Go to Goku's house and carry HayaDoes Vegeta know the key to becoming a Super Saiyan yet?
>>37807816Do you want Trunks to not be born? Because that's how you stop Trunks from being born.
>>37807745>BVegeta is just jelly that seemingly unambitious simpletons can surpass him in such a manner.Too bad for him.
>>37807745>APick up Goku and Gohan, then hit the Pendulum Room for some shenanigans against King Cold.
>>37807842I think we're already past that point.
>>37807842>>37807856As far as DBZ Time travel logic works it doesn't matter I think. We could paint a wall with baby trunks and future trunks will be fine
>>37807856Not really, in the words of the wise master roshi "Saiyans have strange taste in wives"
>>37807842Trunks already came back in time, from a place where we arnt there, and guko is ssj. So he will be there for plot points and when we need him. As for a trunks in our time line, is he is here, good, if not, oh well. I'm tried of his attitude, if he was training with us or something, that would be different, but so far he is just mooping around being a dick.
>>37807796>Who are you?I am Thulsa Doom, and in an age long ago, the fa/tg/uys of this board paid me tribute in bitches.
>>37807842You know what would be funny? Due to our presence disrupting the flow of events, Trunks was born a girl.
>>37807842>this happens in canon, therefore it must happen here.
>>37807907>>37807734>It was an age of High Adventure!BITCHES FOR THULSA DOOM!
>>37807917That would certainly confuse the fuck out of the male version when he came back to help us
>>37807929>she sneezes>So ends the story of Thusla Doom
>>37807931And that's why it would be hilarious!
>>37807745>C. Go to the Lookout
>>37807917We can disturb genetics?Really?Seriously?Would be really funny though. (but then he cant do fusion with Goten.) (BUT THEN MAYBE SHE COULD FUSE WITH CABBA.)
>>37807774>>37807775>>37807796>>37807806>>37807814>>37807819>>37807829>>37807830>>37807837>>37807847Approaching Icarus and gently picking up Haya, you take to the sky. Billy, Kazuma, and Nappa follow while Icarus resumes his position watching over the chickens.You move quickly through the air, the others not far behind as you make your way towards Goku's house. The power you're sensing tells you that him, Gohan, and Piccolo are hard at work with their training.Upon arrival, you find the three sparring against one another, with Goku clearly having the upper hand against Gohan and Piccolo, who temporarily ignore one another to attack him.Goku uses the Kaio-Ken to briefly power up and knock them back before returning to normal and charging at Piccolo. Gohan looks for an opening, and attacks when his father is focused on Piccolo, knocking him away with a kick to the face.Goku turns and blocks Gohan's next attack, pushing him away with his energy as he lets out a yell and returns to fighting Piccolo.>A. Ask if you can join in>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to spar>D. Timeskip to the next major event>E. Something else
>>37808072>>E. Something elseTell goku and gohan you have figured out how to make them super saiyans.
>>37808072>D. Timeskip to the next major eventSo tired of this point of time
>>37808072>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to sparAnd if timeskip make it to the 24 world martial arts tournament beginning
>>37808072>D. Timeskip to the next major event
>>37808072>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to sparmaybe we can help him work out some frustration via our fist to his face.
>>37808071>We can disturb genetics?If Vegeta mates with Bulma at a different time than in canon, all it would take is a different sperm impregnating her to completely change how Trunks will develop in this timeline. And biological sex is determined by the sperm, after all.The question is, have we done anything to significantly change that?
>>37808072>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>E. Practice a new move.
>>37808072>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to spar
>>37808072>ETell the others you're going to work on a new technique, and suggest they spar.
>>37808072>E. Something else"Hey guys, guess who became a super saiyan"
>>37808072>ETake Goku, Gohan, and Nappa to the Pendulum Room to fight King Cold transformedUnless you really don't want to bother with doing King Cold again. If that's the case, D
And no one else want's to make gohan and goku super saiyans. Despite there being an extremely easy way to do so and not needing to wait for cooler.
We should ask Nappa about his lightning aura so we can make that Rampage Install a reality. Destructo disc aura? Fuck yeah.
>>37808072>D. Timeskip to the next major eventJr division
>>37808072>ECreate a new technique. We keep saying we're going to do that, but we never do.
>>37808072>E. Suggest everyone goes to train at Kami's Lookout.
Would you guys please stop requesting time skip so early? Can we please at least spend a little time working on shit?
>>37808096>>37808112>>37808143I guess you three have forgotten we would have been on where near as strong when we fought nappa and vegeta if we had time skipped.>>37808173 Apparently not.
>>37808072>>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to spar
>>37808188I guess some of us have the attention span of gold fish.
>>37807745We should all spar but mention about Nappa being a super saiyan and tell them we think we know how to become one.
>>37808208Your the one who said it not me. So please go watch something on youtube and don't dick over the rest of us because you have no fucking patience at all. I honestly have no idea how you are going to get through the saiyaman arc.
>>37808233I'm the same guy that asked for people to stop spamming timeskip. Got my message a little mixed up there m80.
>>37808072>>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to spar>>E. Try out a new technique in the spar with Nappa.
>>37808263Ah. I thought you were one of the one's voting for it.
Anonymous 02/02/15(Mon)21:28:46 No.37808266▶>>37808072 #>>B. Suggest that Kazuma and Billy spar>>C. Ask Nappa if he wants to spar>>E. Try out a new technique in the spar with Nappa.
Missed a few sessions, why are we cool with Nappa?
>>37808303Shit I copied and pasted another post and that happened.
>>37808310You know, I don't know why.
>>37808310Napa got fed on our farm which made him cool and then he became the first super Saipan. You should probably read through archived threads.
>>37808310Because we showed him how strong we were, he asked us to train him, he fell in love with earth and it's cooking.Way to most saiyan's heart are through their stomach.
>>37808310>>37808327It's because we treat him like a person unlike vegeta. We also helped him reach 4 mil and let him stay at our house.
>>37808310We gave him a second chance and he listend to us when we said "Stop being a dick." He likes earth cooking and has grown attached to us since we helped him get strong enough to tell Vegeta to shove it after Vegeta called him weak and pathetic. He just went Super Saiyan in their fight after getes cut of his tail.
>>37808310He came back along with almost everyone when people got res'd after Namek. We encountered him in the middle of nowhere and basically told him to cut the shit, everyone's stronger than him now. We refused to kill him and Vegeta spurned him for being weak. It barely makes sense thinking about it, but we took him home and basically told him he could be stronger if he listened to us and played nice. Now we're best bros.
>>37808310Vegeta insulted him.We told Nappa that if he behaved himself and didn't kill people or some shit, we'd train time to get stronger to beat Vegeta. We also let him stay at our place.With good food and strong opponents every day, he's become content with his life.
>>37808310Nappa's our NigHe got accidentally revived by the Dragon Balls, we spared him but Vegeta scorned him and we convinced Nappa not to be a dick in exchange for training to get back at Vegeta.Overtime Nappa mellowed out a bit while becoming a lot stronger and he even developed a close friendship with Kaguya and Goku
>>37808233>I honestly have no idea how you are going to get through the saiyaman arc.>implying that won't be the funnest part of the quest
>>37808380Oh I know it's going to be fun. It's also constant slice of life. Kind of like this thread.
>>37808310Seems like you missed more than a fewNappa is our Piccolo
>>37808345So this is a confirmed version of the DBZ abridged universe?
>>37808367Speaking of which, I'd love to know what Nappa and Goku's relationship is like beyond training partners. Does nappa try to talk to him about Saiyan shit? Maybe Goku's willing to hear about that stuff when it's not from an antagonist Vegeta.
>>37808092>>37808108>>37808115>>37808123>>37808124"Billy, Kazuma, how about the two of you spar?" you suggest."Alright, let's see what you're made of," Billy tells Kazuma letting out a yell as he gathers his energy.Kazuma smirks and gathers his own, though it feels like significantly less than Billy's."Wanna spar?" you ask Nappa.He grins. "Alright. Give me an actual fight this time, would you?""So guys," you shout over to Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo. "Guess who's a Super Saiyan."The trio stop their match and turn their attention to you and Nappa. Nappa smirks at you, bring his hands to his side and clenching them into fists. The ground shakes as his energy begins to rise, and his aura briefly flashes yellow. His power rises and rises as the shaking of the ground becomes more violent, and his eyes flash green, his eyebrows and mustache flashing yellow.With a yell, Nappa finishes his transformation, his aura turning gold, his mustache and eyebrows turning yellow, and his eyes turning green. His power stops climbing, and the ground stops shaking."I don't believe it..." Piccolo gasps."No way!" Gohan shouts in surprise."So, we've finally got one of our own," Goku comments."Now, let's see what you can do," Nappa tells you, ignoring the reactions of the others.>A. Charge>B. Prepare to defend>C. Use energy attacks on him>D. Use your Dodon Ray>E. Use the Kamehameha>F. Go to the ground and wait for him to come to you>G. Something else
>>37808406So he's a yoshi?>>37808415>>A. Charge
>>37808233>>37808380You mean navigating Kaguya through highschool?Oh god, we're gonna get a restraining order on us...Our parents will be so disappointed.
>>37808415>>A. Chargefisticuffs HO!
>>37808415>G. Something elsePower up to full>F. Go to the ground and wait for him to come to you
>>37808415>A. Charge>G. Use WFF
>>37808440I'm pretty sure we are all ready at full power.
>>37808408I really feel like Nappa and Goku enjoy fighting for pretty much the same reasons, which should make them pretty close bros in of itself
>>37808415>D. Use your Dodon RayDodon barrage if we can.
>>37808415>BTry to dodge him, make him go on the offensive. He's fast but he's big.
>>37808407This is not a version of the DBZ abridged universe.
>>37808415I would actually say lets play it safe a round.>F>B
>>37808380The slice of life is one of the best parts. We've already seen all the fights that are going to happen. Messing with the world around us is the fun stuff. Great Saiyaman arc will be fun just because we get to goof around for a bit.
>>37808434>Implying we won't be the star of every sport team and one of the top students
>>37808508I hope it will be. I'm just afraid too many anons are just gonna have Kaguya hit on everything with tits.
>>37808517That would cut into training time. And dicking around with gohan when he starts his great saiyaman thing.
>>37808517We get to be like uncle Yamcha? Awesome!
>>37808531If it happens hopefully we'll play it up for laughs and everyone will compare us to DB Yamcha and Master Roshi.
>>37808415>DAs a decoy, actually A
>>37808517Screw that, rather go play hero with gohan than have a popular highschool life
We should put a gravity chamber in a capsule.
>>37808538But it would allow us to unlock the potential of our teams by putting them through "Hellish Summer Training!" which just has the side effect of making you more powerful than a tank.
>>37808589Make it the training from One Punch Man for the hell of it.
>>37808589We can do that with Mr. Satans students.
>>37808589>>37808616It would be neat to actually do this if only to explore the sociopolitical ramifications of it in Dragon World.
>>37808517>Implying we don't become huge partiers at high schoolI wonder if our ability to get drunk evolves like our strength and intelligence.
>>37808531Nah we need to remain pure for our waifu, whether that's 18, Videl, Haya, or Gohan.
>>37808589>"Hellish Summer Training!"Aww yeah! We're gonna make our team into the second coming of The Devil Bats!
>>37808531Where the fuck is that coming from, People were talking about two characters.
>>37808611I wonder if we could train ourselves so that a punch from us could snuff out energy attacks and crack open planets leaving a single line of destruction. What if we decided to just take one thing and constantly surpass our limits of that one action? Would it be fruitless or imba as fuck?
>>37808415>E. Use the KamehamehaC-can we pls?
>>37808661We would hit a limit eventually.
>>37808646Why are Mangas based on sports brutal as fuck?
>>37808538Let's steal gohan's girlfriend
>>37808662That tends to be our finisher via beam struggle. Starting out with it might just finish us right away.
>>37808631>all transportation becomes obsolete because everyone can fly faster than any vehicle>economy collapses>economic depression>anarchy>dictators, all with unlocked potential, rise though the chaos and start a world war of people with unlimited potential.Oops...
>>37808709That's why we would have to take the reigns quickly and start a space race to supplant the PTO. There should be enough planets out there that you could assign a hand full of humans as over seers and leave earth to the less combative. Scientists, farmers, people who don't have time for that training nonsense because they hit the gym every week as it is. etc.