As the earth rushed to meet our fallen plane, the last thing our mind focused on was our lucky d20, flying off our pocket and bouncing around.Must have rolled critical success in SOMEBODY'S reincarnation table, because our MC wasn't just reborn into a new life with all his memories, he was reborn into an RPG world, the likes of which he always dreamed of as a fellow fa/t g/uy!!Now aged 13 (almost 14), Eldric Lightbringer is resting after his adventure in Sbastia, resting at home while recovering from using a powerful ability in order to put down a mad wizard who had ascended to daemonhood.******Sorry to be starting SO FUCKING LATE, but I just came out of the hospital.
>>37416727I'm assuming pre-op exams for your eye surgery? I hope that goes well.
>>37416727Alright, lets start with the funny, then go to the d'aww, then chess, and hopefully we'll have time for magical SCIENCE and start working on our intelligent golem project***It had been almost a year since a new family moved into the manor by the hill. Marcus was a proud, card-carrying (not really) member of the local thieves guild.He had pulled a job in that house before, knew how expensive a residence it was, and knew the ways in and out of it.It was too good a target to miss.For several months now, he had studied the family members. It was... strange. He was not able to see their levels, no matter how hard he focused, many of them had ??? where a normal person's level numbers would be.The adults were fine, however. High level, yes, but fine. The kids could not be higher than their parents, right? perhaps it was some new and fashionable anti-kidnapping trend among the wealthy?Not that Marcus cared for it. He was no kidnapper, he was a professional thief, and this house was a repeating customer.The children left for school every morning, the sole male adult left shortly after, leaving the women and babies in the house.Sometimes they, too, left together for the marketplace, leaving the house alone for a few hours, but while such was an ideal time to strike, there was no indications or regular times for such excursions.They could go out for a entire morning, or they could just go for a walk around the block.After careful consideration, Marcus decided that striking at night was actually a bad idea. Too many people in the house, and two were beastmen, which meant trying to sneak past their keen senses during the time where they would be naturally alert.1/?
>>37416864actually after two years of exams and "eyedrop this and come back in four months to check" they decided my case was too complicated so they are moving me to the capital "soon(tm)"***>>37416914Of course, the best time would be during the morning, when the older kids were in school and the house's patriarch was out.Marcus was not a violent person, and prided himself in going unnoticed while at work. Go in, grab the valuables, and go out.There was a problem, however.The lady of the house... the ladies of the house, it seemed, both of them were "villagers".What happened to the times when only the rich and wealthy nobles could affors such a house. Villagers and slaves, with their portable Item Boxes (which someone may call a inventory) made everything complicated.They had very little need to keep their valuables on nice treasure chests or strongboxes, jewelry cases or shelf. They could simply keep them on themselves, which meant it would take a very specific set of skills in order to get to those.Thus, Marcus had decided to strike twice. Once right at dawn, when people's guard is at its lowest. The children are going to school, the house is just waking up, the ladies are still getting ready for the day and breakfast was still being consumed.At this time, he hoped to infiltrate the house and learn where and if there were any valuables being kept in the house at all.>Let's start with the ladies' rooms>Let's start with the living room>Let's start by the odd looking crystal building in the back garden.
>>37417056>Let's start by the odd looking crystal building in the back garden.Odd usually means expensive.I wonder when Miel is going to ask her Master to help contribute more workers to the hegemony. Or perhaps he would like more daughters to service him?
>>37417112>Let's start by the odd looking crystal building in the back garden.Grab that for easy pickings, then come back later for the second strike.
>>37417056>Let's start by the odd looking crystal building in the back garden.
>>37417112there is not going to be any lewd with miel, ffs>>37417164>>37417180crystalmind***Well, while everyone is still sleeping, Marcus moves in before sunrise and crawls over the grass towards the crystal house.It seems to be full of... pots?He opens the door... unlocked? did they actually made a CRYSTAL building for garden tools? surely if it had something valuable, there would be more security.Sneaking in, Marcus looks around in the dim light of the hour before sunrise.It looks like many pots with exotic and bright flowers. Perhaps a fancy herbal garden? these could actually be worth something with the right peo..."Bzzz?""...?"A tiny... girl? a tiny girl with wings, wearing a bright yellow dress with black lines, and clear insect wings on her back, holding tiny (if high quality-looking) farming tools is buzzing at him.She is standing on top of a large flower, buzzing at him in an inquisitorial manner.>Swat it away>Some kind of faery? could sell it for a pretty buck!>Ignore it>Other
>>37417317>Some kind of faery? could sell it for a pretty buck!>there is not going to be any lewd with miel, ffsThat's not what you said before!
>>37417379I was probably joking. Or drunk. Probably joking, tho.What did I say, by the way?
>>37417317>Some kind of faery? could sell it for a pretty buck!Looks unique. Could get a prwtty penny out of town.
>>37417412You wished you thought of it first.And then there was that conversation about Eldric acting like a rampaging barbarian who sieged a queen's castle, captured her, and now makes her birth him children.
>>37417317A good thief knows profit when he sees it, nab the fairy and put her in a jar Zelda style.
>>37417458>You wished you thought of it first.yes, but thats because im a (funny) pervert and as musings go, it seems funny to meBut I can say "I wish I had a license to kill assholes" but that doesnt means I actually harbor a deep burning desire to kill.Like reading porn. It can be fun, but I do know its not how things work.Also, if you steal a whole bee hive, the fact IS the queen bee is now laying eggs for you. It sounds lewd as heck, but that's it.****Marcus looks at the small, odd faery.<lvl 7 craftsman/lvl 7 villager><Honey Faery>He pulls out a large flask from his item box..."Bzzz?" ~the tiny faery looks at him with some aprehension while holding a tiny garden hoe with both handsAs Marcus' hands approach her, she tries retreating, hugging the tiny tool against her chest. There is a soft "tap" sound as she hits the crystal wall behind her, then tries to fly off to the right, but the man's reflexes exceed her own, and he quickly catches her, swatting her into the flask and covering it with a pot while he pokes some holes into the lid."Bzz!?""Don't worry, we're just going for a walk""Bzz! BzzZ! BZZZZ!""Calm down, you can't break that"The little faery hits the flask with the gardening tool, making a "tap tap tap" sound that echoes softly across the crystal house.Suddenly, a soft, but pervasive buzzing sound comes from the two large structures in the back of the room.Well, Marcus would have gotten to them soon enough. They look like two tiny, grand-looking earth and clay castles. Like a faerytale castle, but just as tall he he is.Then he hears it, the sound of thousands of wings buzzing in time, and sees the rest of the faeries pouring out of the castles...http://youtu.be/V92OBNsQgxU2/?
>>37417781Ah Wagner, nothing quite says a whole army is coming to brutally rape you quite like his Ride of the Valkyries.
>>37417781The tiny honey faery is crying and hitting the flask as hard as she can."BZZZ!" *tap tap* "BZZZ!!!" *tap tap tap*As the cloud of armed faeries pours out of the twin castles, Marcus looks at how far the door is, wonders how fast can he run, and more importantly, how fast can these things fly. Then he thinks...[I've made a terrible mistake]He runs off as fast and as hard as he can, knocking down a flower pot and forgetting about the bottled faery.Spoils for the day.>113 tiny spear wounds>127 tiny, tiny arrow wounds>15 really small sword slashes (scratches really)>12 diminutive spears entangled in his clothes>1 really small silver sword stuck on his pants.[Oh Gods!] ~he thinks as he pulls out the sword from his behind.Still, it is a beautifully crafted, tiny magical sword. But harvesting them this way would be way too harsh.There has to be a better way than this>Try and infiltrate the house>Try and kidnap one of the children. Marcus is not a kidnapper, but there's a first time for everything.>Other
>>37417997>Try and infiltrate the house
>>37417997>>Try and infiltrate the househe will suffer
>>37417837I did consider flight of the bumblebee on electric guitar, but couldnt find quite the version i was looking for
>>37417997>Try and infiltrate the houseObvious thing is to try and poke around the house.Of course this event may end up seeing the fae start trainig up a guard force. End up with tiny fae paladins, taking lessons from Cedric.
>>37416914>He was not able to see their levels, no matter how hard he focused, many of them had ??? where a normal person's level numbers would be.Who are you Marcus? I thought only scions were able to see character stats since Lyann commented on being able to see Elric's for the first time.
>>37418150I think it was just the minimal information on levels like <Noble 20/Warrior 10>
>>37418150actually average people can see levels they cant see stats or all the jobs they have which scions can do.
>>37418150Normal people can see Class, Job, and Level.Lyann was noting she can now see Ability scores, which normal people can't see.Marcus seeing levels is normal. Him not being able to see our level means we're abnormal.
>>37418014fuck finally found the theme i wanted to use http://youtu.be/d6DYsi9lBcIWas going to use it while describing how the flasks breaks and the bees rescue their sister, then they all together chase Marcus all over the garden, through a bush, through a neighbor's house, and finally lose him when he dives into a sewer.Oh well, wagner works.>>37418013>>37418010>>37418047Well, Marcus has more professional pride than that. He'll come back for a honey faery... one day, sometime, probably.First, let's check what the ladies of the house are hiding.The plan: Infiltrate the house near dawn, when even the beastribe girls will be asleep, crawl into the rooms, and use the thief jobs skills to check everyone's inventories, then try and pickpocket any valuables.Thus, Marcus goes and gets his cuts and bruises healed, then goes to rest for the day. Tonight, he will be very busy.Eldric, Lyann, Stella and Zoe come back, play, cuddle, have dinner, a bath, and go to bed as usual after studying. Mom always makes them study.It is about sunset when Marcus wakes up. He checks his tools and makes doubly sure everything is ready, then goes to wait for the very late hours of night before trying to break into the house.>The back garden? bees. They are probably sleeping at this time, tho>The front? most peole at least lock their front door and windows>Let's climb in through one of the 2nd floor windows.
>>37418261>>Let's climb in through one of the 2nd floor windows.this poor bastard is walking into the house of death.
>>37418261>Let's climb in through one of the 2nd floor windows.Whats the worst that could happen? Who knows what sort of lock they have on the front.
>>37418261>The back gardenBees, we must somehow insult the bees. They're probably a form of security system, getting past them will avenge our thief's honor.
>>37418298>>374184042nd floor>>37418407backyard***The second floor it is. This is Marcus specialty, after all.Marcus doesn't use a grappling hook. He shoots a metal bolt with a ring to the end, nailing the wall and then using that to climb. It's his calling card.00:00 Marcus pulls out his xbow and bolt01:00 Marcus cocks the xbow01:01 Stella's pointy ears pick up the sound of the readying crossbow01:30 Marcus aims and shoots the bolt at the window frame01:30:01 Stella turns around on the bed, hops down to the floor01:30:20 Stella leans out of the window, bites the bolt in mid air while shouting "Stiiiiick!" with a smile01:31 Stella caught the bolt between her teeth. She wags her tail was she and Marcus look at each other.02:01 Marcus lets go of the rope and leaps the fence to run away02:01:05 Stella runs out of her room and heads downstairs02:22 Marcus leaps another fence, goes under some bushes, turns around a corner02:22:21 Stella has donned her robe, jumped down the window, tracked him by scent, and caught up with him, holding the bolt in her mouth as she happily wags her tail"Shtick?" ~she asks while expecting him to throw it again"The hell...?""Shtick? yours?" ~she keeps wagging her tailIt's one of those weird kids with the unknown levels.1/?
>>37418870Crap crap crap. Say yes! See if she wants to play fetch, don't let on we were out to steal shit!
>>37418870This girl... she caught a bolt in mid flight... not only that, she's actually biting INTO the metal bolt. Her small teeth are actually sinking into it, aren't they?"Shtick? throw?" ~she takes it out of her mouth, and hands it back to her.She's actually quite attractive. Soft baby skin, nice curves in all the right places, and a beauty like that of the moon'sYeah, she's cute, but she bit a metal bolt out of the air, and then chased us within seconds. Let's indulge her and then run away.Marcus receives the bolt, throws it into someone's garden, and starts running away."Stiiiiiick!"Within seconds, he's caught again.She's standing next to him on her bare feet, ankles at shoulder distance as she wags her tail and asks him to throw it away again."...Ah, yes... good girl?"She seems happy.Marcus scratches behind her ears, then takes the bolt, loads it into the crossbow, and shoots it away before running once more."Stiiiick!"He's soon caught again.In the morning..."Stella, why were you sleeping outside the street door? you are all covered in leaves and grass and stuff. Look what you did to your poor robe""I was playing with the stick!" ~she says, extremely proud~ "I caught it every time!""...whatever" ~says Eldric with a sigh~ "Please go have a shower. We need to go to school now""Alright!"Meanwhile, Marcus is drawing a large red X on top of Stella's window on his map of the house.Let's try...>Window immediately to the left (Zoe)>Window after that one (Lyann)>Last window on that side of the house (Eldric)>Other side of the house (dad, moms, babies)
>>37419075>Window after that one (Lyann)
>>37419075>Window after that oneWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>37419075>>Window after that one (Lyann)First one was harmless, if very scary. Lyan might be just scary. Very very scary.
>>37419108>>37419123>>37419168what's wrong with Zoe's window?>>37419154would have been funny. And short. I was thinking our cute, cowardly (she's just timid really) lion sister would just go over to Eldric and say there's a strange man in her room again, and Eldric would go and get his permanent light and go and check under the room and inside the closert and told her that there were no halflings there, that she should just go back to bed, while Marcus was hanging outside the window.Anyway, Lyann...
>>37419227>under the roomI meant under the bed, obviously***This time, Marcus has a horse nearby, and is ready to ride away at full speed if the brown wolf girl jumps out and bites his bolt out of the air again.Also, he had to dump that bolt and is using a new one. The old one had too twisted from the bite marks to be useful any more.[Alright... let's get ready to run...]This time, nothing weird happens. The bolt sinks above the window frame and Marcus climbs the rope up to the open window.[This room smells really nice?]A scent that seems to hit all of the nostalgia buttons hits Marcus as he leans towards the window. It reminds him of his childhood friend, and of running through fields of flowers, and frolicking on the grass. Of his first kiss and of promising to become a great adventurer before coming back and marrying.It smells of first love.All the feels, man. All of them.Crying at what has become of him, Marcus climbs down the rope, and takes out his official thief mask. He wipes his tears clean on his sleeve, and wonders if the girl he loved is still waiting for him.Marcus is a new man.The following morning, he resigns the thieves guild, and gives up his life of crime.Soon, he goes back to his hometown.Love is waiting for him there.Indeed, it was the most dangerous window.***"Eldric, what do you make of that?"Lyann points to the hanging rope and the bolt over her window while they stand by the gate before school."I think you should close the window at night" ~he says worriedly"No way, it's way too hot! I can already just barely sleep as it is, and I'm sleeping nude, you know!?""Don't do that anymore, either""Eeeldric!" ~she stomps her right feet, softlyIn the end, they just placed some bars outside her window. She's more than strong enough they are not really a barrier for her if she needs to get through for any reason.***Next:>Mako growing up>Intelligent golem>Chess
>>37419513>>Chesswhat have we all learned here it was dont fuck with lyann.
>>37419513>ChessStats so high it reduces a hardened thief to tears. I'm more amused by this than I thought I'd be.
>>37419556>golem>>37419604>>37419630>>37419561>Chess>>37419630what did you thought would happen? Also, im a bit surprised nobody thought it was d'aww worthy. I guess im not very good at it today
>>37419667>Also, im a bit surprised nobody thought it was d'aww worthyBetter as comedy then anything else.Granted she has insane stats, it should deive him to tears.
>>37419667Oh no, it was, the man lost sight of his previous goals because of easy money. Reminded of them, he rejects what he's become and goes back to where he came from to hopefully be with the woman he loved. He should be able to, man's at a decent level by now I'd wager.
I wonder if that would be charisma or a side effect of app since what does that stat means, really? just visual beauty? I am somewhat sure it must mean beauty for all sensesლ(ಠ_ಠლ) Also if you can see this emote, dont mind it, I'm just trying it because I'm pissed 4chan doesn't seems to be showing the musical note that should come out from alt+13 or alt+14 and I wanted to use it for Stella's speech when she's happy.
Going into the chess club, Eldric sees Aritsu filling the water jugs again.Goddess of Moon, Earth, and the Sea, Each wish in Thy name must come to be. Powers and Forces which Tides do make, Now summon Thy waves, thy will to takeOh, that sounds rather cute. But if she has to chant that much just to fill a couple of jugs, we really don't want to imagine how useless mages would be in combat if there weren't turns in this world's RPG-like combat system.This time, our super effective secretary is wearing the summer uniform, which is much fresher and light.Soft looking low shoes and a shorter, light skirt which leaves her long legs bare. A light silken shirt with the red and black school shield on the left shoulder and over her right breast.Her golden hair is carefully braided to keep it out of the way, and looks like a crown around the top of her head. She is the very picture of a prim and proper, bespectacled elven beauty and model student.As we head in and greet her, she returns our greeting with a little smile.Heading into the room, we spot Honoria playing with Mako, so we decide to go over for a game and a chat.>After a while, propose a city-wide tournament to Aritsu>After a while, ask for everyone attention as we propose a tournament>Check the club's books and its finances>Ask Aritsu for a report on the club finances>Other
>>37420068>>After a while, ask for everyone attention as we propose a tournament>>Check the club's books and its finances
>>37420068>>Check the club's books and its finances
>>37420068>Ask Aritsu for a report on the club financesLets actually do our job for once
>>37420149>Ask Aritsu for a report on the club financesElven secretary mode, enabled.
>>37420198Pepper Pots to our Tony Stark
>>37420228We need to think of a sick logo for our brand. We are rolling out the wonders of science to the people, so we need a cool way to let people know they're buying the best.
>>37420228Hang on, so for our golem, should we try to make it into somewhat of an Iron Man suit that can function autonomously or give a boost to our stats?
>>37420132>Check the club's books and its finances>>37420149>>37420198>Ask Aritsu for a report on the club finances>>37420302What, like some sort of magical armor? then I suppose you'll want to add a minigun to it next? that shoots stone bullets?I still don't get why Rudeus doesn't just carries that with him 24/7 since it was stablished that the only problem is its MP consumption, which normal mages can't supply at all.He could have a bigger one attached to the magical armor, and a normal one on him at all times.Which pic do you like more for Aritsu? this one?
>>37420068>Check the club's books and its finances >After a while, propose a city-wide tournament to Aritsu
>>37420400I always imagined her more like this personally
>>37420400I mean really, upgradable magical armor would be pretty dope
>>37420488to be honest, me too. See the pic on this post. >>37420400or this one? This one is definitively more practical, but the other is more princess and high magic-like.***After a few games, one with Mako, and one with Honoria, we head over towards our club's secretary."Ritsu, could I bother you a minute?" ~says Eldric while looking at the chessboard before her.She's winning easily, it seems."President. Yes, certainly" ~she drops her king to show she gives up, and stands up after thanking her opponent."You didn't need to give up the game, I could have waited""n-No, its alright, I can not move when you are around, anyway" ~she says with a smile"Why not?""of ...reasons" ~she says with a very light blush"Alright. I wanted to organize a city-wide chess tournament, so I was hoping you could give me a report on the club's finances. We probably will need to buy a lot of cheap chess boards for the event, but not too cheap, if you know what I mean.""Yes, of course, when do you want it for? I could probably get it done by tomorrow if I worked all night" ~she says while adjusting her glasses' sitting on her nose.>"It's not such a important thing, you don't need to work that hard!">"I'll help you!">"Thank you"
>>37420635>>"I'll help you!"we need to do our damn job
>>37420635>"I'll help you!"
>>37420635Also, how much gold do we have presently?
>>37420795enough to buy a small city.
>>37420635>>"I'll help you!"
>>37420795Lots. I know we killed enough stuff to get like 30 millionish combined xp.Not mentioing with botanist we get +100 or more drops from some enemies.We are also a Landed Duke in Rens and Makos realm.We also own a shipping business, soap, baking soda and a rockit ship businesses. We likely have almost full suits of legendaries.I think we are at the point that 100 gold would barely be noticed.
>>37420977So we really are Tony Stark
>>37420676>>37420724>>37420780>Help herFunny enough, she probably is NOT impressed by any other males any more. Her elven instincts got overloaded by Eldric's presence, so she would be fine in front of a dragon or whatever.We ruined her for other men/males.>>37420795Let me see... you want to know facts or "technically true"?Fact: 152550g 851s I-dont-really-care coppersLyann is used to paying for us and receiving change, tho, since in her mind she belongs to eldric, thus her things belong to eldric, so obviously her gold belongs to eldric, so technically 1095000g or so since she just stores ours and hers together in her item box.Actually I wonder if you even COULD store different amounts of the same thing on different slots, or if the "system" automatically orders the inventory.Also, when the new year comes around and our annual income from our dukedom hits, we are gonna get an extra 200k which we need to decide on how to spend. Military improvement or civil improvement (like education, health and such). Remember we are the duke of the capital so we are talking of "if will affect 5 million people" here.And this is the proto-Aritsu, so to speak. Originally waaaay back in AD&D some 20+ years ago, she was a rangerThen she was a finesse fighter in 3.xThen she was a finesse fighter again in 4eAnd I can't really read a whole book anymore so I haven't reac the 5e books so may never make her in that systemIn Aberrant (ST system), she was a low-power ultraefficient secretary and executive assistantActually this is the 1st time she's a wizard.***"b-But I can't really work when you are around...""I promise I won't get in the way"Well, if he wants to do something, her natural instinct is to just agree to it, so its not as if she could actually argue with him.1/?
>>37421176Are there different currencies?I just imagined a weird scene where everyone thought all money is the same, until someone picks up a second currency, and suddenly a dropdown box appears in their "wallet", allowing you to choose which currency to view.Converting currencies would still happen at the bank, but with the difficulty of recording cash flow and relative wealth due to money literally popping out of mobs, nobody really bothers changing the exchange rates.
>>37421176Thus, after the club members leave, we stay and help her.She actually does a lot of physical labor, too. She puts away the chess boards and pieces, places the chairs on top of the tables and sweeps the floor, then lowers the chairs and polishes the tables.Once that's done, she dusts off the window frames, and washes the windows, then finally cleans the blackboard and sits down to write down the game reports of the day."Ritsu, you do this much every day?""Oh? this much its only natural. The school rules say that the club members have to keep their own clubs clean and orderly.""I always thought they sent a clerk to do that... but shouldn't we all take turns and help?""Well, you left me in charge of things, so I just naturally..."Lyann sighs. She is sitting on top of a table after having finished helping to wash the windows. She looks rather cute with her bare feet hanging off the table.It's not as if she was going to step into the freshly polished tables with her shoes on.It has a fresh look that is somehow naughty. Of course, Aritsu also did the same. It was a nice sight.>"Ah, I see. Thank you for doing a great job">"I see. School rules, then">Other
>>37421307every 1000coppers is 1 silver every 1000 silvers is 1 goldwe our fucking rich.
>>37421369>"Ah, I see. Thank you for doing a great job"
>>37421369>>"Ah, I see. Thank you for doing a great job"
>>37421369>>"Ah, I see. Thank you for doing a great job"As expected of the club vice president. We are 12/13/14 ish and completely ruined her for any other men. Or any interest in other guys. Wonder if the crush developed when we were the cute 8 or 9 year old kid. And just kicked into overdrive recently. >>37421373>every 1000coppers is 1 silver every 1000 silvers is 1 gold>we our fucking rich.We have 6x the yearly local government income of this worlds Hong Kong or Shanghai, in cold hard cash.We might be past fucking rich.
>>37421307>Are there different currencies?probably, but I just converted everything into the Coalition currency.Alguian currency is worth about the same, and Heavenly coins actually have twice the gold content in them, and the very solid and uninterrupted government of the empire, their coins are widely accepted and trusted. Plus really nice and artistic engravings so they are basically worth twice as much. And yes, the monsters drop coins of the type corresponding to the country they spawn in.Also, I'm disappointed. This one was a trap. I left out the "from now on, all club members will have to take a turn cleaning the club room!" option but left the "other" in and nobody thought of it, so essentially she still has to do all the work, but now she at least gets thanks for it.***When Eldric leans over to see what she is doing, her steady, clear hand writing quickly degrades into chicken footprints."President, c-could you please not get so close?""Ah, sorry"[I didn't know elves had a personal space "thing"]As soon as he steps back, her handwriting recovers its elegant and fluid style."If you want to start checking the books from the start, they are in the upper shelf to the left" ~she says"The ones on the top shelf are from the first year. The newest are on the bottom""Thank you.">Check all the books to get an idea of the club finances over time (will take a long while)>Check the latest books to see where we stand right now (Will be fastest)>Other
>>37421540>We might be past fucking rich.ok so we give the government its bailout.
>>37421583>>Check all the books to get an idea of the club finances over time (will take a long while)
>>37421583Sorry, I was in the shower at the time. I am disappointed as well, being Aritsu is suffering.
>>37421583>Check all the books to get an idea of the club finances over time (will take a long while)
>>37421583>Check all the books to get an idea of the club finances over time (will take a long while)Our brain probably has the processing power for it
>>37421583>>Otherhave lyann help us and tell Aritsu to make a a schedule for other members to help with cleaning when she's donefixed the problem.
>>37421373I don't mean copper/silver/gold. I mean if there's coins minted with a different set of god/goddesses, or opal/emerald/ruby>>37421583There is a time for vigilance, and clearly we have been found lacking.Or, you know, we could enchant everything to put themselves back in place by themselves. CONVENIENCE!
>>37421583>Also, I'm disappointed. This one was a trap. I left out the "from now on, all club members will have to take a turn cleaning the club room!" option but left the "other" in and nobody thought of it, so essentially she still has to do all the work, but now she at least gets thanks for it.The obvious solution is to make an intelligent cleaning chess maid for the room.Why do the simple when you can turn to SCIENCE.
>>37421731Not opposed to this, also can someone post the PDF? Just want to look through some of the jobs again
>>37421176>We ruined her for other men/males.Do we have to take responsibility?
>>37421583>Check all the books to get an idea of the club finances over time (will take a long while)>OtherTell Aritsu that we will look into some constructs to clean the club and keep the books.I'm away for just a little bit and you guys continue to be assholes to Aritsu.
>>37421686it feels like cheating, somehow. Like that ship sailed off but you jumped on board after swimming to it anyway.>>37421695Im still waiting for someone to remember making a magical water cooler/heater.>>37421731you know, in her 3.x version, Aritsu was the intelligent golem? I made her into one of those golems with a wind elemental inside that appear in the MMII, the ones that fight using two rapiers that pop out of their arms, wolverin-like. She was basically a police golem since those golems are actually very good at interacting with people, and of course, incorruptible. The players liked her a lot.>>37421783I am truly sorry I havent been updating it for so long. Just been really busy with hospital stuff which I try to do whenever my eyes dont hurt***We pick the books... oh, there's the missing funds "hole" from that time when Okaba stole money from the club... that's sort of nostalgic.And then the spike of the coming month, when we helped him pay it back so the club had twice the income for a month... I guess Aritsu noticed since she recorded the whole thing.Was that demon-ish or a princely thing for Okaba to do? well, it helped us to know him better. Even today, the orphanage kids still complain if the princes in the storybooks don't have wings."I guess that prince equals wings for them, huh?""President?" ~Aritsu turns around slightly from the desk"Nothing"1/?
>>37421929>Like that ship sailed off but you jumped on board after swimming to it anyway.if the problem is reoccurring then you can fix it at anytime.
>>37421929People are either intentionally making Eldric a dense douchenozzle despite his Wis score, or they're really that dense and self-absorbed that they don't notice.
>>37422015i was getting food at the time.
>>37421929Why dont you ask some of the players here for help with updating?
>>37422007Yeah, any ongoing problem can be fixed at anytime before it goes critical and blows up in your face. This isn't a problem like that though so we can fix it at our leisure.
>>37422113plus even if we dont fix it it gives us an excuse to spend time with her.
>>37421929"Well, it looks like the club funds spiked up during the first year, and then the curve began calming down""Curve?" ~Lyann is leaning on Eldric's back, sort of hugging his arm, sort of leaning her head on his shoulder"Ah, like this." ~we draw her a simple graphic with the club funds in one axis and the months in the other, then draw a line joining the dots""Oh, I see. That really makes it easy to understand.""Yes, it looks like we made a lot of money at first. We are still growing, so to speak, but it is much slower now.""Well, the city is only so big. We may have already gotten as many chess players here as we are going to get" ~she says while gently pressing her face against Eldric's"You are distracting""If you did not think so, I think I would cry" Eldric holds her face gently and turns around give her a little kiss.Aritsu has finished the game reports, so she walks over and takes a look."So this is the chart I heard you talking about?""Ah, yes.""It is indeed useful. It could probably be used to keep track of many more things, correct?""Of course. You could use different colors for different lines so it was even easier, and then there are pie charts, and bar charts, and...""Now I'm hungry. Good job, Eldric" ~says Lyann, and pulls out some apples from her item box, then gives one to everybody.2/?
>>37422178>Later on, in the privacy of Lyann's room...>So I use line charts to estimate our maximum income for this city, bar charts to get a seasonal representation,...>Oh, Eldric's stepped out of the bath, time to make him uncomfortable~
>>37422178What? You mean these niggas ain't heard of a Cartesian Plane yet? My man Rene Descartes figured that out a long time ago.
So seeing as we ruined the elf, are we going to end up adding her to the harem as our secretary after we graduate or is she going to be disappointed/powerbottoming the rest of her life?
Ugh my right eye is burning but I wanna keep going. Well, what will happen anyway? its my blind eye, will it go BLINDER than 100% blind? :PWell, I honestly just have problems coming up with interesting skills for the new jobs. Math-wise their stat gain is already done. After that its just fluff stuff, which reminds me i have a lot of ideas for sidestories for this game.>>37422329makes me think of Aura's mathematical search for the value of malehood, somehow.>>37422345he was the best frenchhttp://youtu.be/BHihkRwisbE>>37422178Well, in the end, Aritsu kept working on her desk, and asking Lyann to hand us her notes from time to time.[Uhmm... I didn't think I was so hated] ~thinks Eldric with some worry as Aritsu keeps trying to avoid eye contactThe books show that the club, as such, has almost 600g. It is actually quite a fair amount of money for a school club, is it not?"Come think of it... you are a noble, correct?""Ah, yes, president""So you don't have an item box""That is correct""Where DO you keep the club's funds?""Here"She opens the desk, and shows you a wooden box. Opening it up, it has hundreds of gold coins inside.>"...alright, sorry, that's just asking for trouble. Lyann, please take custody of those and give her a receipt or something">"Are you not worried about thieves?">Other
>>37422702>"Are you not worried about thieves?"
>>37422702>Otheroffer to enchant the box so that only club officials can open and use it.
>>37422694Well, to be exact, what happened was that elf females are meant to act unresistant/submissive/meek to a strong male they imprint to.We are by far the strongest male she is ever likely to know.It's not that she can't be with other males. It's just that she won't be very "typically elfie" about it. Her husband may be quite disappointed when she voices her opinions to him.I wouldn't call the ability to stand your ground against your spouse a bad thing, but it may be for elves. Seen as unnatural as any other sexual deviancy.
>>37422821back in a bit, goong to prepare myself something to eat real quick, something fast like scrambled eggs or so
>>37422702Honestly, you should rest. Further irritating your eye may decrease the chance of the operation succeeding.
>>37422793I say in the next few days, since we are on light duty we go ahead and bring forward a few items for the club house.Custom magic powered water cooler, that always dispenses cold (or hot) water.Enchanted Lock box for club funds, that is keyed to the club officers. It will also on demand do a display of any deposits/removals for the last x days too.The club house has quite an extreme amount of money in a desk drawer.When we do our golem work, why not do a chess golem that can clean up, has a teacher mode and then also has a variety of player levels. This could be a more non-sentient one.
>>37423754>When we do our golem worklike we make a few to practice then give them to aritsu so she can have a brake.
>>37423799We do have 25 alchemist levels, so I think that is pretty flexible too.Lyann has 20, Okaba has 35.
>>37422913back, sorry it took so long, took the chance to do all the stuff i didint do around the house for being in the hospitalAlright, I guess it IS pretty late now. Want to finish Aritsu's (chess) tale before that?
>>37423949Sure.>>37422821>Well, to be exact, what happened was that elf females are meant to act unresistant/submissive/meek to a strong male they imprint to.That explains Ellie attaching to Cedric.>>37423949Can we put out a buy notice in several different cities adventures halls/markets, looking for unusual materials, so that way we can try to track down something that will affect demons?
>>37424023Also why are we not making ridiculously powerful items ourselves?
>>37424058>Also why are we not making ridiculously powerful items ourselves?XP on character sheets was just updated and posted yesterday. I think a bigger issue has been thread time. King is feeling the weight of the eyesight loss, so he has been pressing the story a bit more then we might of happened normally.
>>37424105yes, but i decided to stop that and just go at normal speed, and hope for the best.****"But, only club members come into the club, and our club members have good morals and ethics" ~she says, as if we had said a strange thingIs she too naive, or does she knows the club members better than we do?Well, it looks like her answer to "worried about thieves" is "no".Thanks to Lyann's assistance (when she IS helping instead of teasing Eldric, she is actually very good at pretty much anything she does), and Aritsu's innate understanding of the books (she wrote them, after all), we manage to finish a little before sunset.The club is very well off, money-wise, but it looks like, excepting new students joining in next year, and losing graduating ones, we have already hit the maximum size for it.The club room is barely enough, but it is, in the end, enough.Now that the weather is warm, many club members are playing in the gardens of the university instead of inside the club room, anyway."Let's talk about the tournament tomorrow. alright?""Yes, president" ~says Aritsu with a nod"Alright" ~Lyann hops down from the table she's sitting on, and lands perfectly inside her shoes.We say our farewells to Aritsu after closing the club room, and head home with Lyann.As it turns out, Stella and Zoe were waiting for us outside the club room, so we all head home together."You didn't had to wait for us""But I like waiting for Eldric!" ~says Stella, her fluffy-looking tail wagging happily behind her"We can't?" ~asks Zoe making a sad face and lowering her ears and tail"o-Of course you can! I like going home together, too!""Alright!" ~she cheers up>Work on the water cooler/heater for the club>Work on the tournament at home so most of the work is done by tomorrow>Other
>>37424401>>Work on the water cooler/heater for the clublets make life easier for aritsu.
>>37424401>>Work on the water cooler/heater for the club
>>37424401>>Work on the water cooler/heater for the clubLets get some creature comforts for the club.End up being yet another magical invention we can produce. We should eventually catalog them and store them on high quality Vellum.End up founding a magical consumer goods company.
>>37424401>Work on the water cooler/heater for the clubMaybe even a magical lock
>>37424469You mean like a catalog right? We really should do that, hire a bunch of people and get to mass producing our wares. We'll need a name, but so far all I'm coming up with is "Eldric Industries."
>>37424516What about synonyms for Lightbringer?
>>37424516>You mean like a catalog right? We really should do that, hire a bunch of people and get to mass producing our wares.Well, the Vellum is less of a catalog, just for blue prints cause of how sturdy it tends to be.A record so we don't forget.If we can make better paper, or find out if not-china makes paper (they should), we can then do a catalog with a press.Once we get a bunch of items, then we can do that.Short term, what I really want is some weapons we can produce that can stop or seal demons cold. Eeven ones for lesser demons.I would want to armor up a stash in not-china's capital, and every where else.
>>37424611So bringing the future to the people, or opening a gateway of knowledge.GATO, OPANSeriously though, how about Lux Evangel?
>>37424922any news on the Gate: thus the JSDF anime?>>37424660"Eldric, you don't like dragonturkey?""I killed it!" ~says Stella, happily"I helped!" ~says Zoe"It is very nice. I'm just thinking I may not have been a very good club president.""Everyone loves you at the chess club, I am sure you are just imagining it" ~says Lyann"Well, I want to do better. I was thinking in making something like... like a machine that allows you to enjoy cold drinks whenever you want""That sounds nice, but not very chess related" ~says mom"The club room is very hot during summer, and quite cold in winter. So it should be able to provide hot drinks as well""Uhmm"After dinner, we sit down with our notes on enchanting and start working on it. We can't actually add flavor to the water, but we can easily make it cold or hot.>That should be enough>Lets try and make something like a juice extractor>Other
>>37425095>Lets try and make something like a juice extractor.
>>37425095>Lets try and make something like a juice extractor
>>37425095>>Lets try and make something like a juice extractordid some one say snow cone machine? and a juice maker. for awesome snow cones and Italian ice.
>>37425095Always go that extra mile.
>>37425095>>Lets try and make something like a juice extractorSnow Cones. Fruit Slushies. Ice Cubes.Eldirc has 2300 melee skill230 weapon tricks I have some proposals with them115 levels of Deathly Critical (+115 crit mulitplier)7 levels of swipe (hit up to 8 targets)9 Wind Blade (melee attacks can hit up to 100" away)1 Wind Roar.20 levels of armor pierce (+200 damage per hit per armor category the target has, heavy armor takes +600 damage)we have others for unreleased tricks too.
>>37425095...I was trying to make a Gatekeepers reference.
>>37425251Those sound nice to me. Going to copy them into the pdfCould you please post the updated sheets link again?Well, since our mental attributes are unchanged, I dont see why we cant make an icecone machine, with time.I have a few questions thoWhere will the milk come from?The fruit juice?We can make some liquids, but while we can make water, and... I THINK we could make milk, I dont think we could make strawberry or apple juice come up with magic.
>>37425251>>37425474no, I want to cut SWATHS in armies:75 levels of Deathly Critical7 levels of swipe49 levels of Wind Blade ("melee" range of 500" away)Wind Roar20 levels of armor pierce
>>37425474>Those sound nice to me. Going to copy them into the pdfhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/1qe795g1nq5of62/Reborn+Character+Sheets+v2.0.odsThey are existing weapon tricks. I just selected the ones that work good.Do we want Eldrics diving to be summons or healiner?We Likely have like a few hundred Sensu beans stored too.>>37425549I say stack Deathy Critical as high as possible.It multiplies smite, which adds our cha to damage.I want to do 330k a swing.So115 deathly critial7 swipe49 wind blade (cut armies down)1 wind road20 armor pierce38 tricks left.
>>37425474Maybe the place the item in an 'extractor' on top and then it converts it to add to the mix?So if they add milk on top, it will convert it, same with adding tea or juice.another quesiton on demons : WIll this affect them: 666MP ~ The End: As a full round action, you can create a small black hole within 60ft. It appears as a tiny orb of nothingness floating in place, and you can move it up to 30ft as a move action. Any creatures within 5ft of the orb when it appears are pushed away 10ft in a direction of their choice, as are any creatures in its movement path. Inanimated matter within 10ft of the orb is instantly annihilated. Any creatures within 5ft of the orb take your Wisdom score as true damage (which ignores any form of damage reduction or redirection, including Spell Resistance) and again at the beginning of your turn. You cannot use any other Divine abilities while The End is active. You can dismiss the orb as a free action at any time. Add your Wisdom Score to damage, again, for every 5 Oracle of the Void job levels you have.I wonder if demons are considered creatures.
>>37425637I know, i meant I was going to copy them into the sheetsCould I bother you with making a text file with the stats of the characters in a obvious way? doesnt has to have anything else but name, hp, mp, and stats. I can (I hope) add spell tricks, weapon tricks, and such.Anyway, it looks like the guys went to bed, so I will do the same
>>37425792Sure, although I kinda hate to hand wave tricks as I would want them. Then again Healing or summons is the only one that has a question.I would set up Eldric as Summons/Lyann as healing likely.Most people would have similar set ups, pushing max crit damage. I guess Zoe or stella can be hand waved to Scion soon? I can see them getting it eventually regardless. I forgot Brass is now a noble too.Even if they have to kill like 1000 level 30 mobs.
>>37425095>>Lets try and make something like a juice extractor
>>37425903Somehow, I felt Lyann was more of a buffer and debuffer with Bard being the obvious example.She also has right now, a lot of tricks to improve how she harvests energy into mana crystals. We could probably continue along that line, for divine spell tricks.That said, I have said many times that I would like to hear your (and i mean everyone's) ideas for tricks, spell, divine or weapon varieties.Eldric seems to be going summoner and crits.Lyann I really felt was going buff/debuff with mana crystal manipulation.Zoe is the one I always felt was the healer or would be the healer.Stella is just a combat beast, I think?Mako... I'm not sure, really. She's a noble so she can't be a scion, so her stats can be super high but she does has to specialize, by design.In a sense, it feels like the best people for the "main party" are all going to be slaves because of the scion class.Should we have a talk with Mako about her taking the clase later? we have said she will grow more naugthy and fun, probably the way Lyann is much more playful now than she was at the beginning.I could see "I'll be your slave" as a tease thing, much like it is with Lyann (who in the end, really DOES sees herself as "Eldric's" but doesnt thinks of it as a bad thing in any way) right now. Or maybe we should get it done now while she's still cutesy so its out of the way later and their relationship is "cleaner"?It still leaves a empty slot for the "main party".Should it be another slave? maybe a monster? Ive been thinking for a while in what would be best to have as the lady's gift when we hit 15I have several ideas, including a way to have people "reset their levels" while keeping a bonus of some kind which makes. say, a nible who has resetted her level several times more even towards a scion?We really COULD enslave, say, Atroma, Miel or Aritsu. It can be morally gray or not. It could just be "in name only". I dont see why not
>>37426150>AtromaIs marked as a slave, simply cause she is too afraid right now. She can easily be promoted too when/if she wants.I gave her level 100 in black dragon. Does she unlock an evolution at level 100 or 1000?I don't really like the idea of making Mako a slave, raises some issues with the not-china-empire.I do however have an idea to have Mako unlock Scion by the Lady, or whomever their local spirit is through a quest to find the true mission the family was charged with.
>>37426150It could be as simple as "it's just to unlock scion, then you can switch back"Now that we are quite strong and we have so many scions (because yes I think Stella ans Zoe could be handwaved and we just write that they hit it with grandpa) it really IS quite fast to level someone up and that person doesnt even needs to go with us unto the dungeon.Once we start going into the deeper dungeons (either the ones in the heavenly empire, which are QUITE deep, or the one at the keep) we can probably lift someone to 100 in a week or so to unlock scion, then just change their classes back to something else. Done.
>>37426259lol pokemon.Now that you mentioned that I wonder if she SHOULD evolve? how do we do that? by color? from black -> green -> blue -> red?Or something like, by species? from "regular" dragon to eastern dragon? you know, the long type that are more gods than creatures.Suggestions?
>>37426150>Spell TrickCritical CollectorSpell Crits steal 1 MP and store it in your Mana Crystal. This trick may be taken more than once.
>>37426283>(because yes I think Stella ans Zoe could be handwaved and we just write that they hit it with grandpa)They both went up to him, gave him the beg eyed stare beg, while wagging their tails, asking to be helped to be just like Big brother and big sister.He gives up and runs them through immediately.>>37426283>Once we start going into the deeper dungeons (either the ones in the heavenly empire, which are QUITE deep, or the one at the keep) we can probably lift someone to 100 in a week or so to unlock scion, then just change their classes back to something else. Done.That is fine, if that is the way Mako will do it. She is marked as the Slave to Ren, and then released after a week. As everyone knows she will be founding a branch family for the not-china. Mako/Eldric descendants are there, Lyann/Eldric are on the other side eventually.>>37426349Age Categories. After a certain point, it is found out that Atroma is just a 'juvenile' dragon, so she goes to adult, ect.Dragons level with age, like everyone else, just that it truly needs a lot of xp, as first level 100, then 150, ect. So unless they power level, only the really old become the biggest dragons.
>>37426349why not godrake<dragon<lesser wyrm<wyrm<great wyrm<elder etc.
>>37426349>Or something like, by species? from "regular" dragon to eastern dragon? you know, the long type that are more gods than creatures.I like it. Marks a very clean distinction between "hueg dragon" and "powerful dragon".
>>37426543That works.She gains power as a 'Western Dragon,' which classically tend to be magical and physical power houses.After enough changes, she shifts to an Eastern Dragon, which close in on Deity status.
>>37426356I like that, im going to copy it>MakoI thought she would be "sold" to Ami and Mai. Tho it would be funny if it was Ren so she can go "nope, you are mine forever" (just as a joke) later, just to enjoy her expression because she is juuuuust "S" enough>>37426498ah, age classes instead? seems alright I guess but I like the idea of a more obvious distinction... maybe something as simple as adding wings?2 wing dragon -> 4 -> 6 -> eastern (no wings) and there are several types of eastern dragons too water -> earth -> fire -> heavenwell, im going to bed. See you tomorrow for the new world thread guys.