/tg/, in hopes of returning to the good ol' days, I would like to share a very special story with you.>Long history of online roleplay>Gotten to a point where I've realized the half-assed chatroom RP I've been doing is fucking dreadful>Hungry for an upgrade, but lack the real-life friend base required to get into tabletop RPGs>Join a small RP forum hidden on the 56th-or-so page of Google>Literally about 20 people on the entire site, but it looks alright>Everyone seems to be pretty experienced, literate, not polluted with mary sues>Despite not being tied to any specific tabletop system, they made a vague effort to implement stats and rolls>Basically you'd have a barebones character sheet with six primary stats, some skills and a unique character ability>They have about five seperate settings, ranging from fantasy to sci-fi>Every single one being played by the same group of people, albeit with different characters>Each setting had its own sub-forum, with a thread for every 'arc'>Browse through them all, but the sci-fi one catches my eye>Nothing stands out about it, typical gritty sci-fi, but it took my fancy anyway>Check out the most recently created thread>'Wanted: Captain Drake'cont.
>First post was written by the board admin himself>Styled like an online job posting for mercs, with details on the objective, location and payment>Pretty simple concept; there's a bounty out on some big bad space pirate guy>For being one thread among a half dozen or so, it was strangely popular, almost everyone is playing this one>Didn't take long to find out why>Reason 1: Every single fucking character on this site was a mercenary>Reason 2: The bounty was fuckhuge, and it seemed like you could actually spend money on equipment on this forum>Give the whole thread a quick read, forum admin was acting as a GM equivalent>Setting up plot threads, describing settings and posting as NPCs>The party was a group of 10 or so unaffiliated mercenaries>So far they'd raided did a sidequest for some bartender for information on Drake's safehouse>Found one of his pirate lackeys when they finally got there and raided the place>Interrogated said lackey to get Drake's actual location>Learned that he's planning to leave the planet by tomorrow night>And finally, boarded his ship, killed most of his crew and fought their way to the door of the Captain's Cabin>The most recent post was of the party leader, guy called Archer, having just blown the door open>No response from the admin/GM, figure they must have left before that post came through>Taking a look at the post dates, I realized that this was a common problem>Players would have to wait days at a time for the game to continue if the GM ever disappeared for a while>Well, fuck that.>After reading all this shit, I'm starting to get pretty hyped up>I want to play, but I'd have to wait for someone to start a new arc, since this one is basically about to end>I'm too impatient>It has to happen now>I create an account>Username:>Captain Drakecont.
You have my interest
All of the shit is about to hit all of the fans, isn't it?
>At this point, I notice that the guy playing Archer, as well as a few others, are still online>Probably waiting to see if the Admin comes back, hasn't been that long since his last post>Gotta act fast>I don't know exactly why, but I decided I had to act like the GM>I guess since it was too late for any new players to join in, the only option left was to join as a GM>After studying the admin's style of posting and narration, I start to write up my first post>Describe interior of the Captain's Cabin>Describe the man sitting in the Captain's Chair>Describe him swivelling around to face the party>"Hey there, fellas.">At this point I realize there's a high chance I'm going to get ignored completely>Lose the will to expand the post any further, it's of a passable length anyway>Post>Wait>Wait>Wait>Getting increasingly anxious as I refresh the page, checking to see who's looking at the thread>Did I just spill my spaghetti?>Finally, someone responds>It's Archer>He's posting in brackets. That means out of character, not in character.>'Uh, welcome to the forum, but you can't just join in like that, lol.'>What the fuck was I thinking?>Ah well. I start posting up an out of character response, trying to pass it off as a newbie mistake>Post's all written up. I decide to refresh the page on another tab before I post>Someone else might've replied in the meantime, after allcont.
I'm waiting OP.
>Oh shit, they did>It's not in brackets>One of the less edgy mercenaries describes stepping into the cabin, whistling at how fancy it was>Typical scoundrel type, mentioned that he was wearing a baseball cap in every other post>"Nice ship you got here. Shame it's going to waste on a punk like you. Seriously, who wears a cape indoors?">Yeah, I described my guy as wearing a cape, fuck you>I basically just ripped off the appearance of the character in pic related>After I'm done reading, I refresh again>Another post>One of the more serious characters this time, beefy guy with a Barrett-style gun arm thing going on>"Who wears a cape at all? It's the 45th century.">aw shit nigga>Below him is Archer again, basically asking why people are going along with this>I considered sticking around to hear their response, but fuck that>They were going along with it, and I didn't want to keep them waiting.cont.
Related question, is there a new Harlock movie or something? Those pics are awesome
Doing god's work anon
>I type up my response.>"Well damn. You're pretty judgemental for a bunch of mercenaries, ain't ya? Mocking a man's cape... Oughta be ashamed of yourselves.">I should mention these are approximations of what was actually said, I can't remember the exact wordings>"Nice of you to let me do flap my gums before you shoot me dead, though, appreciate it.">I describe leaning back in my seat, unarmed but smiling and focusing intently on the two players that were playing along>I figure the others might get jealous of the interaction and join in too>"How much're they paying you, anyway?">This time the responses are rapid-fire>Everyone currently online, minus Archer, is rolling with it>I focus on one response in particular, since there's a lot of overlap in what they're saying and doing>Pale girl with big, chunky cybernetic arms catches my attention>Because 'pale girl with big chunky cybernetic arms', mainly>She mentions the bounty>150,000 credits>I respond quickly, no more hammering on F5>"Let's see; 150k split, what, eight-ways? I'm feelin' a little too pressured to do the math, what with all those guns pointing at me, but I think you'll agree that's a mighty small sum.">"Not to mention, that leader of yours will be wanting the lion's share.">Sow the seeds of discontent, Drake>Sow them hard>At this point, Archer responds>Quickly too, I imagine he didn't want to risk anyone taking the hint and getting any ideas>He basically presses the barrel of his gun to Drake's head, telling him to shut up>Little surprised he didn't just shoot, but I'm not gonna complaincont.
>>37404285damn son im on the edge of my seatYou know how to tell a story
>>37404285>>37404358I'm with you here. I can't wait to see how this goes down.
>One more response comes in before I start typing, the return of Baseball Cap>Otherwise known as Skurret>Already liking this guy on account of naming his character something like Skurret>He puts a hand on Archer's shoulder, suggesting they hear me out>In case I have a better offer>I would fucking hope so or this is going to be the most pointless thread hijack ever>Time to see how far I can take this>"Smart man. You've gotta wonder, with such a generous bounty on my head, why didn't my crew turn coat and cash it in weeks ago?">"I'll tell you why - there was a bigger payday in their sights.">"Only now I find myself without a crew... Whole lot of vacancies for some aspiring mercs like yourselves.">"What do you say, kids? How do you feel about making ten times what you came here for?">I'm getting pretty hype at this point>I know which direction I want to take this in, I just need them to fall for the sales pitch>I wait a little while, then refresh>Archer responded almost fucking immediately>"Save your breath, scum.">And then he pulls the trigger>Describes my brains splattering across the cabin's back wall>He already had his gun pressed against my temple, by their rules there's no way I could react>FUCK>Completely demoralized, not sure what to do, what I could even respond with>Refresh again>...>By their rules there's no way I could react>But Archer assumed this was an uncontested action>Turns out, it wasn't>Which meant it was time to break out the dicecont.
>>37404551Oh shit my African brother what happens next?
>>37404652He really is good at this play by post thing. Now you know what it's like.
>>37404551if Archer turns out to be the admin...
Archer sounds like a no-fun-allowed cunt but that antagonism between the players is awesome.
Posting this for those who haven't seen it, since I'm reminded of it by this story.
Damn, this is going to be a great story. I`m all ears.
>Lo and fucking behold, Robo-Arm Girl responds with a post describing her trying to yank Archer's wrist upwards before he fired>Accompaying her post is a small out of character blurb>(Competed agility?)>Along with a forum-generated random number at the bottom>17 on a 20-sided die>I hadn't had a chance to figure out how all this roll shit worked on the forum yet, but Archer responded not long after>No roleplay, just a number>14>With no clue what's happening, I continue to beat my F5 key until Robo-Arm Girl posts again.>It's a description of her wrenching his arm away just in time, with the bullet lodging itself in the ship's hull>I later found out that as replacement GM, I should've done a hull intergrity roll as a response to that, but hey>Learning experienceSorry about wait times fellas, I intended to type this whole thing up before starting the thread, but I got impatient after writing the first section.cont.
>No time to waste here, I fingerfuck my keyboard as soon as I'm done reading.>Get up off my chair, getting up close and personal with Archer.>"Much obliged, Doll. Your brave leader's becoming a problem, ain't he? I can see he's a man without ambition. Dead end, this one.">I describe a shit-eating grin, then move on to Drake returning to his seat, swivelling back around and using a remote to activate what is essentially a giant plasma TV built into the walls of the cabin>Long story short, I pull a completely different arc out of my ass>Drake explains the details out loud, with visual aids showing up on the space TV to drive the points home>Ripped the idea off of a Firefly comic I read years ago>Details have gotten a bit foggy with time, but as far as I remember, it had something to do with a vast reserve of ancient Earth relics housed in a derelict space station in an abandoned sector of space>Post takes fucking ages to write up, since I'm pausing every five minutes to make up more bullshit out of nowhere>But when I finally finish it and post, things really start to get interesting i'm gonna run out of harlock images before i run out of story goddamnitcont.
Quick, someone hijack the thread and write the rest of the story!
>>37404981Use images from Bodactious Space Pirates then.
>>37404953If you are typing on the fly, take your time. If this gets screencapped you want it to look good.
>>37404986Every anon in the thread has thought that so far. The problem is that we actually want to hear the story, or I'd have done it myself. Plus, OP can just get a trip.
>>37404986Oh god pls no
>>37405047You mean Rogue Trader: The Anime, right?
>>37405157You're fucking gay
>>37404986>With a new plan the crew all settles in to fly off in the ship.>Archer is getting watched like a hawk by the rest of the crew and his gun stays in a locker until NewCaptian trust him. >RoboArmGirl hits me with PM between post on traveling. >"So you know Captain, not all of me is cybernetic.. I am also a woman.>She rips off her thin clothes with her robot arms.>"With a woman's needs.">This post was a parody and joke and not intended to insult OP. Keep posting.
>>37405157Those girls are straight as an arrow what are you talking about
>>37404843That shit was epic. 1001/10Don't even care if its fake anyone that shitlords that hard needs a asskicking. Or in that case FISTING OF JUSTICE. One day you will shine so hard time resumes hero!
>Things go almost exactly as I hoped after that>As I said before, money can actually be spent on things under this system's rules>Which means the arbitrary 800k haul I pulled out of thin air is being taken dead seriously by these guys>They're sold>One by one, the players express their interest in my proposal>Except for one>After some more negotiation, I describe turning back to Archer.>"Well, since we're all on the same page here... What do you say to a gesture of good faith?">"Let's throw the stick-in-the-mud out the airlock.">I am grinning like a fucking madman in real life at this point, in a very short amount of time I developed a raging hateboner for Archer>But his response makes me realize something>"Now you hold on one goddamn minute!">"You have any idea why I ended up leading this merry band of assholes?">"Easy answer: I'm the best shot. And for the record, I like my credits as much as the next guy.">"Now, you've come up with a better offer. I'm willing to play ball. If you're sensible, you'll take me along for the ride.">The guy playing Archer is kind of a bro, man>I hated him at first, but I realize at this point that the guy was just playing his character>Who I came to learn was one impatient motherfucker
>>37405220I knew this post was too short to be real.
>At this point, I stop and take stock of what has just happened>I came in out of nowhere>Hijacked a thread while the admin was at work or sleeping or getting railed or whatever the fuck>Established myself as a dick-ass space pirate with a ship and a crew, however dead they may now be>Effectively recruited a new crew>And came up with a new mission for us to tackle together>The thread effectively ends there>People start to post out of character, the majority saying that they need to get offline and sleep>Before he leaves, Skurret tells me that he had fun, but it comes with a pretty blatant warning>"but man you're gonna get banned so fucking hard tomorrow" >Shit, that's right>No matter how successful I may have been, I'm still gonna have an angry admin to deal with>My sci-fi misadventures may end before they even begin>Being pretty tired myself, I follow their lead and try to get some sleep, but it's tough>The concoction of satisfaction and dread keeps me awake for hours>After work the next day, I logged in almost immediately, hoping my account wouldn't be banned outright>The admin was online>I had 3 unread PMs>But my name was still there>Captain Drake, motherfuckerThe story of my clash with the almighty Admin will follow, but give me a second to eat and shit.CONT.
>>37405390Awesome so far, I just hope there will be a punchline.
>>37405459Admin etiher is complete assblasted butthurt or commends you on derailing the thread.And if you fail to amuse him you get the banhammer so make it good mortal
>>37405459I am sad to hear you clashed, but I'm still hoping for awesome admin
>>37405527I'm just hoping that the RoboArmGirl PM actually happened
>>37403665>>37404843This makes me miss roleplaying online.
>No new posts
When I said "clash" I really meant it. The admin had sent me a few PMs telling me when he'd be on, and to get on then so we could talk.>Hey, nice job on that thread. I've been the GM for too long for these guys.>"You want me to take over?">...We'll see.>I wait for about five minutes before he PMs again>"You wake up in a desert, no idea where you're from or how you got to where you are. You know your powerarmor marks you as belonging to a desert warrior tribe, but nothing else about yourself.>we RP, I find my way out of the desert and into a nearby town with a spaceport>my character fights his way to a ship after the town turns on him, and takes off for a nearby star system.Cont'd in a moment
>>37405847This guy doesn't seem too bad....yet
>>37405847The test begins....
>Terrified, I open my inbox and check the PMs>One from Archer>Subject: "Good luck">Two from Hawk, the forum admin himself>No subject written for either>I shit my pants accordingly>The first PM was long, and I mean really fucking long>The highlights:>"First of all, I don't appreciate you taking advantage of the situation while I was absent.">"However, the forum operates on a Three Strikes policy.">"You took on the role of a Storyteller without authorization, which I consider your first strike.">They called GMs Storytellers for some reason>Never figured out why since they were clearly familiar with tabletop terminology>"You also entered an RP thread without first applying for character validation, which I consider your second strike.">I realized after taking a less rushed look around the forums that you weren't supposed to jump in even as a player>There was this subforum where people would post character sheets and histories>Then they'd wait for the admin or one of a few other important people to authorize the character>Good way to weed out shitty or overpowered characters, but it always pissed me off that they had that much power over character creation>"I've yet to recieve any complaints.">"However, if anyone were to come to me with any issues regarding your behaviour, that would be your third strike and I will ban you immediately.">"I suggest you follow the rules from now on, if you plan on continuing to roleplay here.">"- Hawk">>37405847Just for the record, this guy isn't me.CONT.
>My first thought was that Hawk was a pretentious cunt>There was a level of formality in his PM that should be reserved for meetings between fucking world powers, not forum admins>But the three strikes thing struck me as fair, and somehow I liked the idea of having only one strike left>Living on the edge, I guess?>Opened the second PM as an afterthought>Just one line>"Oh, and welcome to the forum.">Archer's PM was civil enough, telling me that he enjoyed the session>And that he'd put in a good word for me with Hawk>No idea if that had any effect on whether I got banned or not, but it felt pretty good either way>A couple of days passed with jack shit happening, only activity was in the off-topic boards which I never bothered checking out>But one day, a new thread gets posted in the sci-fi section>'Under A Black Flag'>Oh shit>It's another setup thread by Hawk.>There's a brief synopsis of the past arc's events, mentioning that 'the mercenaries found themselves forging an unlikely alliance'>As well as a description of the new objective>Sure enough, it was the exact asspull quest I proposed before, only fleshed out and modified slightly>Now, I might've hijacked the GM position to begin with, but I came to the forum with the intent of playing>You know, as a player>So I was happy to let Hawk take the seat again, and begrudgingly wrote up my character application for the one and only Captain Drake>At the time, I thought me and Hawk were square>But things between us didn't end thereInterest seems to have died down a bit, anyone still interested in hearing the rest?
It`s 3 am where I live... I have work tomorrow and some shit to do. And yet I`m here waiting like crazy. So please, DO continue!
>>37406172Of course we are interested.
>>37406172Continue, I'm sorry if my post is the reason people are posting as youStrike 1
>>37406172Waiting with bated breathe
>>37406172I cared enough to impersonate you. Please continue.
>>37406141Storyteller was a term for the person running the game in World of Darkness games released in the 1990s. Lots of people got heavy into roleplaying playing those, as well as the popularity in the mid to late 90's of the World of Darkness chat room and forum RP.
>>37406268 off topic: where do you get those pics from?
>>374062405:47am where I'm at. Step it up.and I just got my sleeping patterns in order ;_;7
>>37406292Honestly could not tell you, they're concept art for some game I think. Here's the only other one I have:
Interest in storytime never dies down. Get to posting.
>>37406328I like the power armor combined with fantasy look
>>37406348IMO the yellow one I used to impersonate OP is the best
>>37406172OP YOU GODDAMNED STORYTIME COCKTEASING ZEBRAFUCKING SHITLICKING VIRGINATED SOMODIZING TITTY MONSTER POST A FUCKING UPDATE
>>37406388That riot knight is a cool concept.
>>37406172The Caffeine molecules that make up two-thirds of my brain have placed their undivided attention to this thread
>>37406410Where did you come from? /b/ehave
>>37406172Yes! Also, who will screen cap this glorious thread?
>From there, I more or less became part of the family>The mission was pretty typical in retrospect, it seemed like Hawk was trying to get things back under control>The plot was simple, so more than anything it was a way for us to develop the party dynamic>Although 'Captain' was literally in my username, only a few of the players actually treated me like I was their leader.>Robogirl, who I forgot to introduce by name (her name was Fae), was really stoic and standoffish, but every now and then she'd follow up a 'yes' with a 'sir'>Her combat style was pretty direct, in that she'd run up and punch people to death with her cyber arms>Skurret was eager to act like I was his boss>I think he realized his character fit the 'weaselly underling' position perfectly>He used an SMG, but prioritized social stats over combat stats, so he wasn't that useful>Archer would fucking die before he called me 'sir', but I kinda liked it that way>I was surprised to learn that he was a sniper>Min/maxed the shit out of his aiming stat so that he could headshot virtually anything, anywhere>Besides those three, there were two others willing to go along with this bizarre turn of events>One was Ronin>I shit you not, he was the most boring character ever designed>High-frequency Katana, character ability that let him reflect bullets at the cost of health>Useful in battle, but seriously, this man had zero personality>He was like an angsty brick>Finally, there was Xion>She was the resident Psionic>Adorable character, about 17 years old and naive as all hell>She was under the impression she was an X-Man, holding her forehead whenever she did anything psychicCONT.
>>37406435This thread IS my caffeine
>>37406481more. more. MORE!!! *starts drooling*
fuck I missed storytime threads. Doing gods work son.
>>37406532>*starts drooling*oh god its like I'm actually on a forumthe immersion levels are through the roof----------------------------------"We are legioun. Expect us."- Anonymouse
>>37406481We wait eagerly, Captain.
>>37406492That's how I feel about this.
>mfw the priceless relics are old laptops with windows vista installed on them and a couple DVDs with B-rate horror movies on them
>We went through tons of missions, at least a dozen unrelated arcs in which we were simply trying to make as much money as possible>There was character development>We unlocked Fae's tragic backstory>Xion temporarily fell in love with Skurret, which confused everyone, including Skurret>Archer was once confronted with the choice to either abandon the party and run off with the payload, or go back and risk his life to save them>He came back>Nothing interesting ever happened with Ronin, ever>And Skurret almost-betrayed us at least once per arc, but we forgave him>Ultimately, we grew close and I felt accepted>Along the way, something unexpected happened>Hawk introduced a new character>Seraph>She was part of an independent intergalactic police squadron>Or something like that, I never actually figured out what her official position was>But basically, she was the space admiral lady who would be commanding the giant Alliance ships when they came to foil our plans>Everytime she popped up, which was often, we'd bark at eachother over the comms>At first, I thought she was Hawk's last resort - a mary sue DMPC to finally end Captain Drake's life and get the story back on-track>But she grew on me>And by grew on me I mean really grew on me>She was the complete opposite of Drake>Polite, direct, formal and slightly prudish>Pic related>Hawk used this character as the basis for her appearance>A lot of players used images to define their characters, but none of us expected Hawk to go the animu routeCONT.
>>37406692Drake better be getting laid.
>>37406692Wonder if it's going to be a Sly Cooper/Carmalita Fox kind of deal
>As lonely online roleplayers are inclined to do, I began to adopt a more flirty approach with Hawk's lady nemesis>Hawk seemed to pick up on this, and the two of us began to mutually freak out>He/She PMed me one night, partway through one of the later arcs, and confided that she was worried we were becoming That Guy(s)>Shoehorning romance into a setting that perhaps didn't warrant it, at risk of derailing the game should we take it too far>I felt exactly the same, but it would be redundant for us both to be terrified at the same time>So I took the opposite approach>"Better get it out of our system then, huh?">Now I immediately regretted saying that>Hawk stopped replying, probably assuming I was suggesting we ERP>I was not suggesting we ERP goddamnit i just>Anyway, we fell out of direct contact for a while, communicating only through Drake and Seraph>The arc that came next was probably the one that will stick with me the longestFor y'all who are staying up to ridiculous hours, don't worry.The ride will be over soon.CONT.
>>37406692Did you give her the intergalactic D?
>>37404843always a fun storytime.
>>37406846I wish the ride could go on forever. This is a good ride. It's kind of like the Tilt-A-Whirl.
>>37406481>>37406692People tend to quiet down while reading or f5ing.
>>37406846 OP, If I may ask: what is your gender id/sex orientation?
>>37406846My prediction at this point:>Hawk complains to storyteller>BanhammerWhat I want to happen:>Not that
>>37406931I thought Hawk WAS the storyteller?
>>37406931But Anon, Hawk IS Storyteller!
>>37406846>"Better get it out of our system then, huh?"What the fuck were you suggesting?
>>37406943Whoops, reading comprehension is hard apparently.
>>37406999Masturbating over Skype perhapsIt's just as shamefulbut in a slightly different way
>>37407065But thats gay.
>>37407095only if the GM was a guy
>This time, we didn't get a new thread>There was no elaborate setup for the arc>Instead, an old thread which had reached its conclusion was simply revived by an unexpected post from Skurret>He described himself making his way through the ship, familiar enough with his crewmates to know exactly what each character would be doing as he did>Until finally he made his way into that familiar Captain's Cabin>"Hey, boss. Heard some juicy gossip on a supply run, and I know how you like juicy gossip.">"That I do, 'Skut. Don't keep me in suspense.">Skurret went on to describe what could be, by far, the most lucrative job Drake and co. had ever taken>Ten million credits>Now, after working together for so long, each of our individual characters had all the goodies they could ever want>Fae had upgraded her robo-arms, Archer had a top tier sniper rifle, and Drake was sporting a high-frequency Rapier for when he felt like stylin' on niggas>The only thing we never managed to upgrade>Was the ship itselfCONT.
>>37407095Only if you look at each other and smile afterwords
>The forum had gotten more popular over time>While Sci-Fi was our turf, the Fantasy subforum had been growing at an insane rate>Of course, Hawk had his hands full with our hijinks, so he had to defer control of the other subforums to new moderators>Now, we could abandon Sci-Fi>We could abandon these characters>This ship>All this history>But why the fuck would we do that?>I tell you all this because that's what ran through my mind when Skurret mentioned that ten million credit payday>We upgrade the ship>That gives us the extra space we need for more crew members>It gives us the excuse we need to make the Sci-Fi section more welcoming, bring over some of those fantasyfags>Make Sci-Fi the main attraction again>I don't know why this was so important to me, but I had this mental image in my head>A mental image of Hawk putting in all this work, only to be overshadowed by the neighboring boards, and ultimately rendered obsolete>Things had become routine, but now I was getting hyped all over again>I had a goal>The odds were against me>Let's fucking do thisCONT.
>>37407177Well, I wasn't studying tonight anyways
Man, this shit brings back some memories.Continue, my good sir.
>The mission was simple>Fae, Ronin, Archer, Skurret and Xion launch a full-scale assault on one of the most secure offworld Alliance facilities in existence>Inside are the blueprints for an experimental new FTL engine of an unprecedented calibre>Something that could extend Humanity's reaches to the furthest corners of space>Something the richest people in the Galaxy would be more than happy to spend their fortunes on>All I had to do was sneak in while the security personnel were distracted, grab the loot, and get the hell out of there>The mission was a clusterfuck to say the least>Ronin was killed outright barely six turns into the assault>Fae took a beating, but Xion pulled off a ridiculous high Will roll to make her invisible to the enemies, just long enough for her to limp back into cover>The perils of being a melee fighter at the endgame>My sneak rolls were solid for a while, but all it took was one failure to set the whole place on alert>At the risk of losing all credibility as a storyteller, it was fucking intense>There wasn't just the illusion of difficulty, we were seriously in danger of getting wiped every turn>Survival seemed implausible for me as soon as I failed that stealth roll, but I had incredible luck>Enemies missed almost every attack roll, and my crazy high Aim modifiers meant I could land hits even with the penalties from shooting while on the move>Eventually, I slip into the deepest levels of the complex>Just as I'm drawing close to the vault, I get a call from the team>It's ArcherCONT.
>>37407160>Stylin' on niggasI love it
>>37407469Oh god, I don't know what to expect...
>>37407469KEEP GOING OP
Dont you die on me damnit!
An amazing storytime and a new animu to watch? Thanks /tg/
Don't die fuuuu
Dammit, I finally got to the bottom and it's still being written!? :[
>>37407735Patience, this is what makes /tg/ great. You can't rush quality stories.
The story is ongoing and I am out of popcorn.COME ON.Take your time OP. Give us Quality.
Quality above all, take your time OP
yes but you can kill a thread with needless bumping!
MOTHERFUCKIN' THING WON'T LET ME POSTThinks it's spam.Am I really gonna have to pastebin this shit?
>>37407804Screenshot the text and post, MoFo.And Pastebin it.
>>37407815>>37407823I think it's a troll trying to cause a shitstorm guys, stay chill...
>>37407845moot a shit anyways
>"Drake! Tell me you've got the damn engine!">"Well, I'm staring at the vault doors... So I guess that's a no, but with an uplifting undertone?">"Thank fuck for that! We're getting butchered up here. Ronin's down, Fae's out cold and Skurret's M.I.A. We won't be able to cover your escape, we pop up for another attack and they'll finish off the last of us.">"Yeah, yeah, dire straits and all that. I'll think of something.">Since the amount of posts I take to finish that conversation directly correlates with the amount of assrape going on elsewhere, I hang up pretty abruptly>Then, I make my way to the vault doors>Bizarrely, Hawk doesn't give me a roll to hack the door controls, or a roll to pick the lock, or a roll to force them open>So, throwing caution to the wind, I walk inside>All Hawk describes is a vast, empty room, with a lone, white-haired figure sitting at a featureless steel table>Upon which rests...>Absolutely nothingGonna have to do this in bite-sized chunks, I guess!
>I begin to type up my response, but a quick refresh elicits a new post>From Skurret>Skurret should not be able to post right now>He's not present in this scene>Then I remember something from his sheet>His character ability
Son of a bitch, now it's not even allowing a single line. I'M SORRY /tg/
>>37407942Try not greentexting it?
>>37407942Pastebin this and put up a link Dammit.
>>37407942Pastebin the rest of the post you fooooool
>>37407942Then try skipping the greentext or simply pastebin it. No biggie.
>>37407894Sudden yet inevitable betrayal?
>>37407969That isn't the OP!!!
http://pastebin.com/nqYgRiL1Not greentexting doesn't help, I'll do the rest in Pastebin chunks if this works.
>>37407995Mother fucking Skurret...
>>37407969He'd been hinting at it for a while now.
>>37407995Et Tu, Seraph?
>>37407990Is this real lifeor is it just an illusion?
OP not being able to greentext is why you don't shit up a storytime thread with hype posts, faggots
>>37408116How does that have impact?
http://pastebin.com/xvJScmW0Kinda pissed off I'm having to resort to this, but the story must be told.I remember this last exchange almost exactly, because I was so fucking invested at the time.
>>37407942DONT DIE ON US, TRIP SO WE CAN FIND YOU
>>37408247Is this something leading to some shitty double suicide thing?
Hey OP, you want someone to post what's in the pastebins here for you? Or is that a shit idea?
>>37408313That would be nice, actually.Also, I can confirm, everything that has been posted recently has been me. This is the real story.
>>37408247fuck at least put a name up so I don't miss the pastebin.I read this before I realised you posted>>37407995
>>37408247>http://pastebin.com/xvJScmW0FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKFirst of all, how did you not know it was a freaking trap?
I think storytimes is the only time people should namefag here.
>>37408383 I just tried, everything is flagged as spam from your pastebin
What the fuck, I'm being told its spam...
>>37408472Wait a few minutes and type out a longer reply to compensatetg has different flood settings
>I'm shellshocked (yo dat shit is tricky)>I mean, yes, Skurret has tried to betray me literally twice a week for months, but fuck man come on>Hawk posts again, this time not as the Storyteller, but as Seraph>She rises from her seat, smiling a reserved smile>Walks around the table>Fingers trailing across the surface>All I can think about is how goddamn hot this character is, even though she may be about to kill me>"You know, Drake...">"All those years spent chasing you. No subtlety, no tact, a simple cat and mouse game.">"It all seems rather silly in retrospect, now that I know...">"All I had to do was sit here, and wait for your inevitable arrival.">Her post ends>My turn motherfucker>There are plenty of things I'd like to do, but Hawk is emotionless when it comes to storytelling>If I try anything, she will give me a ridiculously difficult roll to pull it off before Skurret ends me>Drake has too much history>There's too much at stake>I can't be foolish>Drake merely grits his teeth, both hands slowly raising into the air>"First of all, Skurret? Fuck you.">"Second of all... Actually, we might need to skip to fifth of all. Maybe sixth.">"Sixth of all, this is a mighty contradictory 'ambush', even for you. You have any idea how many of your men have bled out while you were sitting down here?">Once again, he posts as Seraph>"I don't dare to count. There's blood on my hands, certainly.">"Yet, that's always been the case, hasn't it...?">"For every single day I've allowed you to roam this Galaxy - every day I've failed to apprehend you - I imagine hundreds have died." trying to add something to break it up
>>37408472>>37408449Moot a shit
It's the excessive greentext.
just type the rest of the story out into a pastebin and post it
I'm shellshockedI mean, yes, Skurret has tried to betray me literally twice a week for months, but fuck man come onHawk posts again, this time not as the Storyteller, but as SeraphShe rises from her seat, smiling a reserved smileWalks around the tableFingers trailing across the surfaceAll I can think about is how goddamn hot this character is, even though she may be about to kill me"You know, Drake...""All those years spent chasing you. No subtlety, no tact, a simple cat and mouse game.""It all seems rather silly in retrospect, now that I know...""All I had to do was sit here, and wait for your inevitable arrival."Her post endsMy turn motherfuckerThere are plenty of things I'd like to do, but Hawk is emotionless when it comes to storytellingIf I try anything, she will give me a ridiculously difficult roll to pull it off before Skurret ends meDrake has too much historyThere's too much at stakeI can't be foolishDrake merely grits his teeth, both hands slowly raising into the air"First of all, Skurret? Fuck you.""Second of all... Actually, we might need to skip to fifth of all. Maybe sixth.""Sixth of all, this is a mighty contradictory 'ambush', even for you. You have any idea how many of your men have bled out while you were sitting down here?"Once again, he posts as Seraph"I don't dare to count. There's blood on my hands, certainly.""Yet, that's always been the case, hasn't it...?""For every single day I've allowed you to roam this Galaxy - every day I've failed to apprehend you - I imagine hundreds have died."CONT.
>>37408509>>37408559So just don't greentext
please find a way to continueI'm loving this story
>>37408630GOD DAMMIT! This story is giving me blue balls!I needs it!
>>37408630God Damn. I'm excite
Reposting for the screencap>Another unexpected Skurret post comes in by the time I finish reading.>"Well... For the record, love, we're only pirates! Not mass murderers or nuffin'.">"Don't get me wrong! Definitely on your side, what with the gun to this lad's head and all that.">"Just sayin' you might be exaggerating the magnitude of our wrongdoings, that's all.">I start to type up a response, but Hawk's really pumping out the dialogue>I think he was preparing for this for a long time, maybe even rehearsing lines for later>"No. You're not murderers.">"Not directly, at least.">"There was a time when I... Enjoyed our games, Drake.">"I was foolish enough to believe there were no greater rammifications.">"But it only took a cursory glance at the planets you've terrorized to see how wrong I was.">"People have suffered. They have starved to death from your petty thievery. Families have been torn apart, lives willingly relinquished.">"I am done playing with you, Drake.">Finally, it seems like I have an oppurtunity to post>In a situation like this, it's impossible not to be impatient>I type at the speed of fucking sound>I don't care how difficult the rolls are, they won't be getting any easier if I don't act now>First, Skutter's getting his balls kicked>That's non-negotiable>Then, I move to wrench the gun out of his hands while he's stunned>And finally, pivoting on one foot, I'll finish the turn with the SMG aimed in Seraph's direction>I'm doing this for you, Hawk, you fucking triple nigger>The rolls come in>They're hard>As hard as I expected>But I have 12 arcs worth of experience under me>12 arcs worth of inflated combat stats>Sure enough, I hit the difficulties, one with ease, the other two with ball-bustingly close rolls salvaged only by my mods>Unfortunately, Seraph gets a roll to ready her rifle at the same time>And sure enough, she succeeds>It's a mexican standoff>For a moment, nobody is even beginning to type up a responsecont
>>37408630I need to sleep you fucker
>>37408712>If we go through with this, there's a good chance both Seraph and Drake could die>I don't want EITHER of them to die, goddamnit>Plus, I've always been bound by the rule of cool, so fuck it>I throw my weapon to the ground>"C'mon, Serah.">"Drop this midlife crisis bullshit. This is *fun*. It always has been.">"If you really want it to end like this...">"Then let's play one last time.">I narrate Drake getting into a playful, but mostly comical karate style fighting pose.>"Something to remember me by."
>>37408713SERAPH YOU BITCH
>>37408712When this thread ends, I expect a goddamn screencap of all this put here. I cannot lose this!
>>37408713>>37408738>I expect Hawk to go for this>Seraph and Drake have been in a fistfight before, it was by far one of the best moments we ever had on this forum>This could be a repeat of that>A tiebreaker>Well, not a tiebreaker since we weren't tied, I beat her ass last time, but still>I wait for her response>I get hype>It comes in no time at all>"No.">Seraph lowers her aim>Attempts to shoot out my kneecaps>Gets the rolls>At this point, Skurret makes a post about getting the fuck out of there, presumably not comfortable with the level of character death that we are on route to reaching>All I can do is narrate myself falling to one knee>Crippling shots come with a one-turn stun unless you succeed an extremely high willpower roll, which I of course do not>And after a luck roll to determine how far exactly I threw Skurret's SMG, we establish that it's too far to reach for>At least not without Seraph getting Oppurtunity Fire>There's nothing I can do>SHE WASN'T PLAYING BY THE RULES
>>37408761IceColdI like her.
>>37408761Seraph, you fucking cunt.
>>37408806>Doing her job properly and not bullshitting aroundI don't blame her.
>>37408836I shouldn't be this sadWhy am I so sad
>>37408836Make no mistake friend.You got them all killed.
You're a right solid sum'bitch.
>>37408836>You might be expecting some incredible, last minute turnaround>After all, why would I bother posting this story if it ended like this>Well, prepare yourselves>Bad men don't get happy endings>Unable to resist, and taken off-guard by Hawk's mercilessness, Seraph knocks me unconscious with an abrupt smack from the butt of her rifle>Hawk shifts back to storyteller mode, turning his attention to Archer and the others>I am forced to sit through six turns of my crewmates struggling to fight back against an overwhelmingly vast force>They were intended as a distraction, not a real assault team>But they were also told to hold position until the loot was extracted>Fae is the first to go>She finally wakes up, charges right back out into the thick of it, and gets mowed down by three seperate volleys of Oppurtunity Fire>Archer's next>He gets in a sniping contest with a few enemy sharpshooters>He wins the first one>Loses the second>Xion doesn't even try to run>After Archer's death, her only post is a vivid description of her breaking down and crying on the floor>Hawk wasn't cruel enough to explicitly tell us that the goons killed her, but she was gone either way>Their story was over>And now the final chapter of my story would begin
>>37408870Hey, not the OP, but they made their choice to go into what seemed like a suicide mission. I imagine they coulda backed out.
>>37408826Yeah? Well fuck you too then.
>>37408836Couldnt you have... i dunno.Spent your last turn voxing the others? Telling them to fuck out of here?
>>37408871Also, my phone is at 5% battery with no charger for 5 miles. You're killing my phone with the number and frequency of updates I'm not getting..
>>37408836fuck going out like a punkfuck OP you better not go out like a punk
>>37408900He was stunned, remember? Crippling attacks force a one-turn stun.
>>3740890012 arcs in, if they would leave their captain they don't deserve life
>>37408900He's probably too busy dealing with the fact that is kneecaps are across the room to think about the radio right now..
>>37408896Can you really blame her? If you were in her shoes, you wouldn't do the same thing? You'd abandon your advantage just to fuck around and put more people in danger?
>>37408930I'm hoping they all get spaced. With the Capn' givin' them all a shit-eating grin.
>>37408900Had a starwars saga character with a subvocal comlink for specifically that reason. I had high hopes that he'd get into his kinda shit. He did. Every time the party refused to fuck off and leave him.
>>37408944Hey man, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I don't have to fucking like it. And I don't.
Don't you dare die on me!
>>37408971Wait, you keep using "she" for Hawk for a while now. Did you find out that he/she is a lady? It bugs me.
>>37408971>When Drake finally regains consciousness, I find myself in the only place I can rightly expect to be>A prison transport>En route to the most high security facility in the galaxy>Hawk describes the depressingly clean interior>Possibly the only time I have remembered part of a typical setting description>"The spotless white walls are almost offensive to your bloodshot eyes>For Daring to pretend that any part of this is clean.">She describes a stocky bald guy sitting in the seat opposite mine, looking me up and down>"You're that pirate guy they snatched, ain't ya?">At this point, as I'm posting my response, I realize that my writing style itself has completely changed>I am depressed as fuck, and I didn't realize it until I started to type>"Yeah... Guess I am.">"Well, I hear you had a good run, anyhow. Hear a lot of things, me. Guards like to gossip. First time getting carted?">"Yup.">"Shame about your crew, ah?">I already knew that they died out of character, but now Drake knew>My descriptions became half-assed>Drake had no responseCONT.Damn op. Just, damn.
>>37408971>http://pastebin.com/GsNb5BLfFUCK! This better not end in prison rape.
My next shots for you, crew.
I haven't felt this invested in a story in a long ass time. I like it op.
What about Skurret? If anyone deserves to get buttfucked it's him
Heading to bed. Thanks for the storytime OP and I'm hoping that the thread is archived so I can view it when I get up!
>>37409085Fucking hell OP stop teasing us.
>>37409085Dammit you magnificent bastard I NEED SLEEP!
>>37409085>http://pastebin.com/fwe9a1q0WHEN WILL THE RIDE END
>>37409085Wait.Did he ever mention Drake's special ability?
>>37409085OP, please. My emotions are feeling stuff.
>>37409085>The chain of responses began to trail out from there>I think Hawk had done his duty as a storyteller just fine, but even knowing that, nobody could pretend to be happy with it>Even Hawk seemed disheartened by his own actions>There was a silence>I left the forum for an hour or so, feeling a little overwhelmed>Had a few drinks, listened to some pathetically depressing music>When I finally checked back, I saw that there were almost a dozen new responses>Hawk, playing as Seraph>It was a bizarre thing to read>Since nobody else was 'playing' anymore, he was essentially talking to himself>It began with her in her private quarters, signing paperwork relating to the funerals of all the men who died making the ambush look convincing>Then, the focus shifted to what she was thinking>At first it was self-congratulatory affirmation>But it felt empty>Then it transitioned to denial>"Maybe he escaped.">"People break out of those transports all the time.">"Maybe Skutter had a change of heart and broke him out.">Then she began to break down>She started to remember all those times when, even though we were on opposing sides, we forged temporary alliances>The times we fought with smiles on our faces>The games we played>It culminated, finally, in a naked, internal confession of love>A love that was never really explored, or justified, but she knew to be requited all the same>I didn't cry reading this, but I came so fucking close>For the longest time, I wanted that delicious happy ending>The ending where Seraph joins the crew and they fuck the night away>And the void between that ending and the one I got was too wide>And then I remembered somethingCONT.
>>37409129Funny you should ask....
>>37409147wasn't drake's special ability, it was Skurret's, which was stealth
Late Night /tg/. Never change.
>>37409171There is still hope.
>>37409085>http://pastebin.com/fwe9a1q0its the beginning of the end, boys.
>>37409224mislabeled, should be fuck 8, but it is still chronologically right
>>37409224>Skurret's character ability>Character ability>CHARACTER ABILITY>Both me and Hawk, maybe everbody else, too, had forgotten>After all, I'd never used it>I'd only ever even looked at it maybe three times at a stretch, counting the time I fucking wrote it>And I disregarded it as worthless, since I was so inexperienced and clueless when I came up with it>But I remember it now>Drake's character ability>"Escapist">I honestly can't remember the exact rulings>All I know is they motherfucking applied>In situations like this, Drake got a unique Escapist roll, a difficulty of 10 on a 20-sided die>A 50/50 chance>Nigga fuck dice>I walk downstairs>I get a coin>And I flip that shitTO BE CONCLUDED.
>>37409224I KNEW ITI FUCKING KNEW IT
>>37409224My excitement cannot be contained.
>>37409241OH SHIT MY BOY DRAKE IS ABOUT TO MAKE THE GREAT ESCAPE
>>37405220>This post was a parody and joke and not intended to insult OP. Keep posting.No shit, stupid. You don't need to clarify yourself like there's 13 year old shit stains browsing the forum.
>>37409238PATH OF ROARING VENGEANCE THAT LEAVES THE GALAXY IN FLAMES? PLEASE?
>>37409238And yet.His crew will still be dead.
I NEED THIS STORY TO FINISH.I LOVE STORY TIME.
>>37409288Crews can be replaced, as long as they're remembered.
>Rolls 1 off>Drake spends the rest of his days rotting in prison
>>37409303It's not the same.
>>37409238>>37409224inb4 Hawk bans OP for their 'third strike'.
>>37409238>http://pastebin.com/P49XYPu4>>37409224Shouldn't the first line be >Drake's character ability ?
>>37409328That's a train of thought, so no. It's what was going through his head that caused him to remember he's only about one nut deep in the shit storm rather than both.
>>37409328>http://pastebin.com/P49XYPu4Goddamn this is intense OP
Imagining Drake sayin "Sea turtles mate"
>>37409328Yeah, but OP wrote>Skurret's character abilityI'm just reposting it for those who want to screencap it; no edits on my part.
>>37404100Its been out for awhile. Might still be on Netflix.
>>37409400Oh, I should've made a big deal out of that so people can see it.-STORY END-
>>37409384>not "space tutles mate"One job damn it
FUCK OP YOU BETTER DELIVER YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD YOU
>>37409400>Now, I have to ask myself one question>Even if Drake slipped his cuffs>Would he make it out?>I could ask Hawk to create an arc for it>I could do that>I'm not going to do that>What kind of faggot would do that>This day, this moment, this is the end of the story>All I can do now is add one more sentence at the bottom>Hawk is offline>I type up a response anyway>A low, rumbling hum can be heard outside Seraph's window>A curious sound which appears both familiar and implausible>Hawk comes back the next day>I was up all night waiting for this>He lurks in the thread for a good half hour>I like to think he's just sitting there, mouth agape>He was probably wondering why the fuck I'm still posting>Eventually, the response comes>Seraph wipes her tear-stained cheeks>Stands up>Opens her curtains>My turn>Captain Drake>Sitting on his ship>I mean ON his ship, as in the motherfucking EXTERIOR>As it floats in place, hovering just outside her window>Lousy, bottom tier Proton Blaster aimed squarely at her forehead>Low damage, but enough to kill with a headshot>There is a pause>Hawk finally responds>Seraph smiles warmly>"You win.">There is a pause>I respond>"Nah.">Drake lets the gun drop out of his hand, plummet through the air>"Game's already over.">Stands up on the ship's exterior>"Just something to remember me by.">Climbs back into his ship>Flies off into the literal sunset>I don't wait for a reply>Account settings>Delete account>Confirm>Because no matter how long I stuck around>No matter how many arcs I played through>No matter how long I tried to drag the game on for>There would never be a better time for me to leave>Than that exact momentEnd.
>>37409400See you, space cowboy.
>>37409400Hnnnnnnnerg. God Damn ALL my feels!
Welcome to the hall of /tg/ legends, Captain Drake
>>37409224This is where the story gets a little contrived and difficult to believe.It seems awfully convenient for Drake to have an "escapist" ability right then and there, and even more convenient for the Storyteller to have forgotten all about it...And it doesn't help that any Google searches for "'drake' 'skurret' 'seraph'" turn up nothing.>>37409400It's a decent ending, at least.How was Drake sitting on top of his ship in space though?
B R A V ORAVO V A R B
>>37409400>http://pastebin.com/1RJ7V4MMITS SO BEAUTIFUL YET AT THE SAME TIME SO UNSATISFYING
>>37409400I didn't ask for these feelings.
>>37409435Dude, it doesn't fucking matter if this is real or not. It is a great story. Whose wants a little thing like reality get in the way of that?
>>37409400Beautiful.OP, what were the reactions to the scene by Hawk and the other players?
>>37409423>all that everythingMannow to go back to other games knowing that will never happen.Thanks for the Storytime OP
Does anyone have a screencap?
>>37409400IT WAS HABBENING, AND NOW IT IS OVER.I'm glad I stayed up for it. Thanks for the read, OP!
>>37409400I don't have a reaction image to display what I'm feeling right now. It's been one hell of a ride.
>>37409400And this, is all of us right now
>>37409325Good work space cowboy
>>37409435Mate, don't think too hard about it.
>>37409400Good stuff OP, thanks.
>>37409472I'm not sure how to process these feels... Someone help.
>>37409435I've heard that forums hosted by 3rd party websites (zetaboards and the like) can sometimes be removed from google search for various arbitrary reasons. It's happened to a few forums I post on.
Somebody screencap this shit, please.This story needs to be preserved.
CAP THIS SHIT I'm on mobile.
Captain Drake is the best Captain.
I haven't seen a storytime this beautiful in years.Can someone screencap or archive this?
>>37409257Don't be so sure, we're on /tg/ after all.
>>37409483Like Tears in the Rain anon, like Tears in the Rain...
>>37409435I read 'space' originally too, but I just refreshed the Pastebin and it's been changed to 'place' now.
OP.OP.How were the players and GM after this?
>>37409598He deleted his profile afterwards
>>37409598I must know this also.captcha: surow
I'm going to imagine that somewhere, out there, Captain Drake continues having adventures in the black of space, with a new crew... Just a little bit of happiness, you know?
>>37409607He can still look and see.Hell, I'm fairly sure he's still part of that community, it's just too good to leave.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA>BABY WE WERE BORN TO FEELdu nah nah nuuuun
Great fucking storytime, perfect right before bed. Goodnight tg
>>37405390>"You have any idea why I ended up leading this merry band of assholes?">"Easy answer: I'm the best shot. "That...literally makes no sense. Being a leader has jack shit to do with how good you are at hitting what you're aiming at. Being able to make tough decisions on the fly, to inspire others, make sound tactical decisions, THOSE are the hallmarks of leadership. None of which Archer showed. More like he got the job because no one else wanted it.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37403665/I hope I didn't fuck this up.
>>37409659Guy was roleplaying an asshole. He did it perfectly
>>37409659"Actually I think I should be in charge"*BANG* This isn't rocket science.
>>37406692Fuck, I gotta finish that game.
>this threadAbsolutely beautiful, OP. You made my day. Times like these remind why I love /tg/.
I can't believe i was a living part of this thread.Some one should screencap it and post it to this thread
>>37409400Damn, OP, that was a pretty great storytime. Thanks.
WHY AIN'T THIS BEEN CAPPED YET?
Thank you, OP. Perfect bedtime story.
This thread is the reason i woke up today. i just didn't know it until now. Thanks OP
>>37409400Fuck you OP
If you want to feel. Listen to this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLMVB0B1_Ts
>>37409400>that endingi cried OP
>>37410029>>37410008Thanks based anon
Amazing thread! Saving EVERYTHING
>>37410029Missing a post that didn't get into the thread proper, before Skut's character ability
Great story OP, great ending. An appropriate theme for the end.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ
>>37410193you're righttried posting it, marks it as spamwe need that bit that explains skurret's ability up to the part where he says sorrysomeone get on that
As a fellow Admin plot hijacker I salute you for your success.
>>37410193>>37410280EXPERTLY SHOOPED INEveryone's already ran off with the broken version though
>>37410453Saved. Thanks Anon.
Holy fucking shit, that was awesome, sadly too late to the party
>>37403665I wonder how many people are still looking for that forum using codewords you gave.
>>37407177>>37408761>Thought the Admin was trying to create a plot to revitalize the board>Admin actually created the plot to kill everyone off so he\she could GM for other things
>>37410199Make you feel some type of way
Anyone found the actual content?I don't even care if the story wasn't true, I just hope to see it upon the forum upon my eyes.
Goddammit OP, I go to sleep halfway through story time and wake up to find all these feels.