"We kill it." You growl as you glare up at the winged, cloven-hoofed daemon towering over you, the leather pinions on its back spreading to reveal a wingspan that wouldn't have shamed some prehistoric winged monster. The broken lips of its goatish maw revealing a yellow-fanged grin, each cracked tooth burning with god runes. One of the remnants of the screaming, deformed horde tries to charge your flank, but you don't even turn to look as you reduce her twisted face into a cratered ruin with a single pull of your Desert Eagle's trigger. Her corpse tumbling back into the horde in a boneless crumple. Three other cultists attempt the same in quick succession, and you dispose of them the same negligent, uncaring way."I want it dead," You continue, not taking your eyes off your prey. Ignoring the faint edge of snarling rage in your words, and just how similar it sounded to the same brand of insanity that Kirika had been famous for, before you killed her on top of a burning helipad four lifetimes ago."I want it dead, and I want its fucking skull for my throne."
>>37282185You sense Mami and Sayaka hesitate at this, the Eversor and the Vindicare glancing at each other for a brief moment before continuing to slaughter anything that threatened to get too close. A few heartbeats later, and your Equerry's irritated pulse on inquiry stabs into your mind, waspish and hot. + Understood. Orders, then, Warmaster? +You tell them. Or rather, pulse it to them directly, just as you reload your Desert Eagle and continue blasting any shrieking fanatics coming to attack. Skulls and torsos exploding into bloody meat the moment they crossed your sights. No merciful kneecap shots here - you've no interest in prolonging their deaths or taking them prisoner, either. They made their decision to die the moment they allied themselves with Ahriman. They made their decision to die the moment they went after you and your own.+ Sounds like a plan, then. + Sayaka grudgingly agrees. + Mami-san, you can manage something this big, right? It won't be a problem? ++ No, but I won't be able to keep it immobilized for long. + Mami pulses in reply, just as she decapitates two charging cultists with a spent rifle by wielding it like a baseball bat. + You three will have to work quick once I have it restrained. +It's here that the floor underneath you shakes as the collosal goat-thing takes a step forward, clearing half of the office floor in one stride and pulping a group of its screeching worshippers underfoot. It raises its weapon - an equally-oversized axe of beaten brass - and lets out a deafening roar, one that smashes any remaining windows left intact from its explosive arrival. The beast then points its axe at you - its grin turning into a sneer.+ Fine. Sure. No problem. + Sayaka turns towards you as she sheathes Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie, before drawing two swords from her cape, one in each hand. + Murderface, your call. When you move, we move. +[1/2]
>>37282200Right. Yeah. Your call.You glance down at the sword at your hip, and then at the gun in your hand.The gold in both of them suddenly tempting, as if calling you to use them both at the same time.What do you do?Use your Golden Desert Eagle. No need to tempt fate by using Muramasa again.Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.
>>37282208[x] Use your Golden Desert Eagle.AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>37282208Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.IT IS TIME
>>37282208>[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.Never a bad time for some refresh training.
>>37282208[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanartlink to the journal pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycMDon't worry, the eBook is actually fucking updated this time!>>37282208>Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.
>>37282208>[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.Use ye olde Warhammer 40k tradition! Pistol & Sword combo!
>>37282208>Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
>>37282208>[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.Trial by fire is the best trial.
>>37282208>[X]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.Time for the flesh of fallen angels!
>>37282231Consider the following:The only reason not to use the Katana, Kyoko, is currently not present.We need to kill this thing quick.Therefore, it is time for Maximum Overkill.
Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.Should be enough for this guy, no need to corrupt ourselves after we're secured.
>>37282208>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.The edge.
>>37282208>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.Fill their dark souls with LIGHT.
[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.I LIKE TO KEEP THIS HANDY... FOR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. The Deagle and the katana have their moments, but for special situations when you just need something exotic and glorious, that shield has a funny way of delivering exactly what you need. A LAW would be splendid, right about now.
>>37282208>Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.
>>37282208>Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.
>>37282288No, we save that for the coup-de-grace stuffing a Davy Crockett down its throat.
>>37282307We gotta nuke this thread with blondes. It's the only way to be sure.
>>37282208>[x]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.
>>37282288I would rather not abuse the shield's goodwill. We may need it's co-operation, soon.
>>37282315okay, lets do it
>>37282208[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.Dump metal and fire in its face. ALL OF IT.
I'm surprised that those who choose using both at the same time didn't use the "virtuous mission" image
>>37282327Well, we got a boost from Braids by being nice to her, right? I think I recall the boost being that the shield was much more likely to give us a tool appropriate for the situation.
>>37282315I knew there was a reason I made like 6 gifs with Depthy
>>37282349Ask, and ye shall receive.
>>37282365MORE BLONDES. MORE VARIETY.
>>37282349actually i was looking for that Dan Kim image of using the katana always being a good idea.
>>37282208This concludes our first voting period! Thank you everyone for your participation!
>>37282393>blondeYou do the Blessed Lady's work, based Hat.
>>37282208>[x]Use your Golden Desert Eagle. No need to tempt fate by using Muramasa again.
>>37282374I may have failed on the variety part...Alright, that's enough lewdposting for now, time for bed.
>>37282350Then, we need something for knocking holes in a wall. After we dispose of big ugly over there via swordgun blender-o-matic action.
>>37282208>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.Bitch, meet Dildos, Braids and MURDERFACE.Ladies, this is Bitch.Now that formalities are take care of let's wreck some serious shit.
>>37282208>>37282224[x]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.If we want this thing DEAD, we should turn to a specialist.
Anyways, since MGNQ was postponed for a couple of weeks, I manged to build up a few drawings despite being really busy. I think I might have posted this one before, but here it is anyway.
Here's an old drawing that I cleaned up and added color to.
A quick doodle of an alternate casual Midorin. With glasses.
>>37282208[X]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.Safer imho, and don't we have improved control thanks to befriending braids? Let's see what megahomu can pull out for us.
And the last one which I manged to finish off yesterday. That's all I've got for you guys today.Hope you enjoy the thread!
>>37282450.gif when?>>37282463>dat ZRWhy are even MGNQ side characters better than most mainstream stuff protags?
>>37282476Excellent. She's already crazy-tsundere enough to be the heir to Homusatan. Now all we need is to make Wendy the heir apparent to Madoka and Pinky and Chiaki can retire to a pocket dimension someplace.
>>37282505looks like the Warmaster had to show her that it was not forbidden love in a more direct way
>>37282476God DAMN that's fucking adorable. Not so related, but>"I want its fucking skull for my throne"If I'm imagining the scale of this thing correctly, why not just take the skull and carve it into the shape of a throne?
>>37282562Who are the characters involved? I have no idea because I'm both tired and an idiot.
>>37282505Oh another thread time to see what's goi-oooooh.
hi its me madgepls b a respect on a majsty don b stopid okthx u 4 noticing my majsty an hav a snaek day u cn do it
I would vote for using the Davy Crockett on the big one, but it might be quite underwhelming.
>>37282562This is far too lewd! Also, far too futa.
>>37282562This is way beyond forbidden love.
>>37282562You are my favorite person right now, like you have no idea
>>37282494Chiaki has an impressive derrière. I hope Midori appreciates it.
>first thread in 2015>straight into maximum overlewdDammit, /tg/.
>>37282679I-it's Decu's fault we had to keep it pent up for so long! Now he has to take responsibility.
>>37282686Next time, Decu shouldn't delay 5 entire times.It was horrible.
>>37282692Yeah, but when it finally ca-arrived, that's it, arrived, it feels so good right?
>>37282706LISTEN TO THIS MAN.
>>37282706No, it doesn't, really. It just feels like the disappointment is yet to come.I can FEEL the next meteor shower striking Decu right behind the corner.
>>37282667evidently this is so.
>>37282692Oh c'mon, it's like you want Mr. Deculture's wild ride to end.
>>37282667My assumption is that since Chiaki can't into casual clothes, that Midori picked those out for her. At least that was my thought while drawing it.
>>37282738I won't allow it to end. I'll dish out several hundred million dollars just to organize another Moon landing so I can kick his ass back into pleasing his crowd.
>>37282692We should have someone go at Decu house to coach him.
>>37282753Decu is on record as saying that Chiaki has the best butt in the quest. I'm glad you do it justice.
>>37282770>noodly as all hell>has a better butt than someone as toned and fit as SayakaLies.
>>37282767Hasn't Wendy done that ?Is that why ?
>>37282770Which is pretty impressive considering some of the competition she's got. Keep up to pancakes, Warmaster!
>>37282767I think he's just really busy, what with work, all the drawing stuff, and working out. Unlike some other procrastinating QMs.
>>37282784It depends on taste.Burgerbutt>Sayabutt>Midobutt=Chiakibutt
>>37282784Wouldn't Sayaka's good parts get more evenly spread to things like... muscles and things?
>>37282785They wish.>>37282805And yours is shit~ <3>>37282807A nicely toned butt is good.
>>37282792He was really busy lately with holiday stuff and work.>Cooking duty for Christmas>Called in on a day off to cover for a co-worker>Got sick>Cooking duty for New Year'setc.
>>37282753Can totally see it happening.>"Sempai, what do you wear when you're casual?">"What do you mean?">"When you're not formal or transformed. What clothes do you normally wear at home?">"Why the hell would I wear clothes at home?"
>>37282738>that image>that filenameYOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW>>37282723Odd. I love MGNQ because no matter how many delays there are, I know that the thread will *always* be worth the wait. Decu is like spaceX in that regard."Fuck you delayed the launch again ffs">Yeah we're really sorry about that but we're ready to launch now!"Whatever, just show me the three or four minutes of glorious fire-dick ascending to heaven.">Four minutes? Oh no, this time we're going to try landing it on a tiny platform in the middle of the ocean."Say fucking *what*"
>>37282770Yep. I remembered that. Chiakibutt is supposed to be best, so I tried to do it justice like Dan did.
>>37282834Truly outrageous. That butt is a shelf. I wanna arrange my spices on that butt.
>>37282842And then smack it and watch the spices go flying?
>>37282823Neco what are you even doing
>>37282828This came up really early on in the quest. Chiaki's "at home" clothes were a sportsbra and panties.
>>37282842Don't forget the rapeseed extract
>>37282830Elon Musk doesn't disappoint.And, if he get any more money, he might just start a magical girl business.
>>37282863Fuck no, I take care of my spices. They come off first. Then the spanking begins.
>>37282834That's like... one of the first (if not the first) thing Dan drew for MGNQ, right? He's been with us for about a year now (maybe longer lurking).No idea when you joined the herd, pretty early, but detail are a little blurred in my memory.
>>37282830I guess that makes SWQ Orbital Sciences
>>37282895I've been here since thread 11!
>>37282878Best outfit. Better than slut dress even.
>>37282878Well surely nobody would want that to change. But I guess some variety is the spice of life.
>>37282895>>37282903Dan is newfag compared to Hat-chan! He drew Midori, for one.
>>37282886Okay, but launching stuff with a buttslap is fun
>>37282903Related, but the constant practice has indeed helped.
>>37282927Do you have... experience with this?
Since Decu is probably writing currently... >post yfw Kyoko is as good as dead
>>37282938Decu will never let Kyoko die!R-right?
>>37282928>gitting gud this hardDammit, Hat.
>>37282921Actually, Midori drew Midori. I only designed the costume for her at a later time.
>>37282938it's all our fault
>>37282938We can't do anything about Kyoko til monstrosity is dead.Deal with the problem in front of you.
>>37282898Oooooh, buuuurn but only for 15 seconds
>>37282936Try it with a quarter
>>37282938I wish we could trade Midori for Kyouko.
>>37282785LEWD. WAY TOO LEWD.
>>37282985I wish we could trade Midori for Enishi
I was told to post these weeks ago
>>37282938>losing faith in KyoubroShe won't go down that easy, guys.Not while Blueberry is alive.
>>37283015...Woah. That got posted on my birthday? Clearly I missed a party over here!
>>37283020There's a very real argument that she might well actually be the only one who stands a chance of winning that fight at all.The rest of us are all dead weight compared to someone who can incinerate soul-gems. All sticking around does is give Culexamabob a target rich environment.
>>37283010I would trade Midori for either Wendy, Enishi, Kyoko or Misaka only true ending
>>37282208Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.speed dmon please
>>37283046>spoilerAbsolutely disgusting.I mean the rest is shit taste too but man.
>>37282505So she is wearing a strap on?
>>37283015>>37283051The threesome is very real.You guys do realize we owe one (1) fucking to Kyoko after all of this, right?
>>37283063NopeThere are so many ways for a meguca to get the D that futa isn't even that rare in MGNQ
>>37283059yeah, you're a real speed demon.
>>37283064arguably we've fucked her enough this mission
>>37283051Now post the one where bottom part isn't cropped.
>>37283051>>37283015Oh Jesus Christ, my dick is expanding in anticipation. I don't know if I can handle this.
>>37283064I think she'd appreciate good food more than sex.
>>37283098I imagine it doesn't even exist, drawn that way for maximum tease.
>>37283098>>37283100No. I don't have it.
>>37282938assuming I misjudged horribly and something happens to best meguca...but I still trust her to be strong enough for the situation.
>>37283109>why not both.jpg
>>37283079>>37282938>There are so many ways for a meguca to get the DSup
>>37283112Oh, they exist alright, I even have the links.And I won't post them because Deculture got super embarrassed last time I did.
>>37283157That would be an even worse tease.
>>37283157Now you HAVE to do it.
>>37283157You're torturing us on purpose, aren't you?
>>37283064I don't think Chiaki is a necrophiliac
>>37283172given that meguca are all liches, you may need to rethink that.
>>37283157For reference, which thread were they posted in last time?
>>37283193By the name of the pics, I'd assume the thread on Dec 12, 2014.
>>37283193They weren't. This is a blue board. Frankly, I'm surprised someone posted the pics with Kharn and Chiaki, even if they were spoilered.
>>37283193Not in a quest thread. somewhere else.
>>37283157>Bullying the Decu
>>37283231I have to admit, his reaction was pretty cute.
>>37283109>>37283050Hey Pun Cat. Where's my Heather bullying?You promised Heather bullying.
>>37282505>>37282562>>37283015>>37283051>Decu's secret stashImagine all the Wendy.
>>37283286It's nothing but his bunny avatar and Wendy.It's all based off his ERP sessions with Cooldown.
>>37283286>picNice!>linksWhy were they all futa anyway?
>>37283278The writeup after the one this thread.
>>37283293soulgems are touching
>>37283286>Implying Wendy isn't his secret stashWhat do you think he has been doing theses last weeks ?
>>37283293Oh man, that's just too lewd.I knew it!
>>37283079Is that confirmed by Decu?First time I heard of it.
Jesus, Decu is probably too afraid to come back.
>>37283341He better come back. I've been waiting 2 weeks to post the third part to my writeup.
>>37283293so that's where all the f-lists come from
>>37283185Fucking a zombie is a different paraphilia than fucking a corpse, anon. Especially when the first isn't rotten yet.
>>37283336Pretty much any Callidus can do it naturally, The Fourth can add peripherals to their ironforms, the… Thirteenth, I think it was, have a drug that give you a temporary ponos, etc.
>>37283341>implying we scare decuYou've got that relationship all backwards, my good man
>>37283376A-are we in Decu's magical realm?
>>37283376>Pretty much any Callidus can do it naturally,W-what ?! Midori will have to take responsability !
>>37283303Not enough bully
>>37283363Let's try it once more, with feeling this time!
>>37283387This is Decu's witch barrier, full of lewds and despair.
>>37283387We always were.
>>37283376let's not forget lovely Chief Director who can graft anything to anyone
So...does anyone have an archive link to that clearly very lewd thread? I need it, because of reasons.
>>37283410Which lewd thread do you speak of?
>>37283376DESCARTES NIKKI - A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU DOINK
>>37283394Oh, seeing that old drawing reminded me. One last thing before I have to leave: Here's a month by month art meme for 2014. Later guys. Have fun with the thread!
>>37283405I believe this is where the drug comes from
>>37283376As if we needed more evidence that Midori tops. Wendy+Midori spitroast when.Man things really are getting too lewd, hope Decu finishes up soon.
>>37283424May confirmed for best month.I was born on May.
>>37283447>May muh nigga. Gemini master race by chance?
>>37283376Is this confirmed by Decu because to be honest this is getting kind of weird/lewd
>>37283410I could use some Midori lewds just to see Hat's reaction. Assuming he hasn't seen them already.
So who's the most under-loved meguca in the setting, both in and out of the story?
>>37283520In just the main threads?Strauss.Even mad scientist hikkis need love.
>>37283520Anybody who hasn''t shown up in the main quest. Everybody who has is loved by someone. Except maybe Iori.
>>37283548But she isn't a meguca. Yet.>>37283520Dildoes since she seems to have never got any from the doke.
>>37283548Poor, poor, best girl ;_;
>>37283562You're a bad person.
>>37283565and then she gets taken in by the all-idol officioyou could have stopped this
>>37283548>>37283555Doesn't Iori have Garcia lusting after her, though? Has anyone done anything with him? was it actually worth my time to read, if so?
>>37283051>>37283562Why do you tease me so?
>>37283593Pretty sure planefag was writing those, so yes, most likely worth reading, based on his other, longer stories.
>>37283293Cat, pls stahp. Do you know just how hard it is to console decu after he gets bullied
>>37283593Demetrious/Planefag has written a couple of things about Garcia. Check the wiki!
>>37283565True, at least Braids got Sayaka in that one lewdup
>>37283562I hate you.
>>37283520Enishi and BarbaraI want to bully them more
>>37283562>teasing us by not posting full>teasing Decu by posting his secret lewds>teasing us even more by the implied existence of moreYou are the bullying devil.
>>37283619Decu actually does get all shy and embarassed about it?
>>37283611>>37283630Neat, thanks. It's probably my best shot at a story involving hopeless-girl-never-wins-girl winning. or boy, that works too. I figure that's as close as I can get to Yuma romance subplot T_T
>>37283393Wait for it. It'll be worth it.
>>37283562You're my favorite person ever.
>>37283687that is so god damned adorable you don't even knowhe's already the nicest, sweetest guy to talk to in IRC. If he gets all flustered and shy about doing lewds or whatever, that just cranks it into kawaii-as-fuck tier. HNNNNG
>>37283661>>teasing us even more by the implied existence of moreHahaha!
>>37283718There's an IRC channel?
>>37283750Magical Bully Sex Quest: The Fall of Decu Bunny
>>37283607Because your suffering must be more severe, anyon.
To keep things on topic, anyone checked that Decu hasn't fainted from all that blood going to his head while blushing?
>>37283707>that face of absolute delightAm I the only one enjoing well done facial expressions more so than any other part of anatomy?
>>37283772This happens from time to time whenever there's been a break between questing. Just sit tight and join in on the shitposting!
>>37283765>not knowing of the cabal of drawfags and writerfags>not knowing they secretly votespam to railroad the story as to their likingSHADOWRUNS
>>37283765It's not really mgnq focused, just some friends hanging out.
>>37283784No you are not.
>>37283772Decu's faces are the best.
>>37283791> like 10 people total> railroadingThat is not nearly enough to change one vote, calm down. It is not like we can ever really agree on anything
>>37283834>Chorus of autistic neckbeards shouting terrible contadicting advice dictating my every action.>I was in a quest thread.
I fear for Decu's safety.
>>37283922The Lewdfairy found him.Pray4Decu
>>37283922Must have been struck in the head by a meteor. He's used to it, he'll be fine. This thread may be a write off.
deculture. Stop ERP'ing with Cooldown and get back to writing.
>>37283954N O B U L L YOBULLY
>>37283922This happened the last time he did a long action scene. Patience.
>>37283946Someone needs to edit that with a moon rabbit.
>>37283954but wendy is currently offline on f-list
>>37283954Wait, bestgirl ERPs? How do I get in on this.
>>37283954>interrupting lewd funtime between two consenting adultsThis is only ever acceptable in two very specific scenarios and running a quest isn't one of them.
>>37283995Be a moon rabbit.
>>37283988F-list Wendy is not meAlso the posting situation is, as of a few minutes ago when I checked, and I quote, 'long and hard and out of control!' end quote.
>>37284019>F-list Wendy is not meI almost made an account.
>>37283988My point exactly.
>>37284019>>37284020>I don't know which namefag is who anymore.jpg.
Decu, please exchange this circlejerking for action!
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who actually plays their character there.
>>37284019>F-listHaven't heard of it since /erpg/'s exile to /soc/.Is /tg/ community still going on there?
>>37284019> long and hard and out of controlAra-ara
>>37284019>Long, hard, and out of control
>>37284080It's a mystery~
RIP Decu, long live the Decu!#JesuisDecu
>>37284059We know, Ryuko. We know.
>>37284100Are you a druid?
>>37284066When they aren't too busy outdoing /d/.
>>37284118How the hell did you figure it out so fast.
>>37284042I am nyaa, as nyaa is Wendy, as we are nyaa, and we are all NECO together.
I'm too pure for this! I need to go wash out the sin with some Sweet Mami.
>>37284149You aren't subtle, Zwei
>>37284159>I am Nyaa>tfw
>>37284149It's easy to place the Blame when you're around Zwei~
How rude, I'm as subtle as Maer-- Ok maybe you have a point...
>>37282231 >>37282238 >>37282243 You hesitate for a single moment.Two Golden Weapons. Two of them, at the same time. It's...you've never done this before. You've only ever used one, as far as you can remember. You've carried more than one into battle, sure, but you've always swapped them out to use one or the other exclusively, never simultaneously. The chainaxes and the gauntlets obviously don't count, as they were clearly meant to be used in pairs. Two pieces of a crazed goddess' soul, made into weaponry that turned their most devoted users into nothing more than mindless, blood-hungry killing machines, driving them to seek each other and fight until they died, and then trapping their souls in its core.You've had better ideas, clearly. Even so, you want to make sure that the procedure you undertook was worth the horror you put yourself through for it. And getting everyone out of the Akashic Warp alive would be the syrup on top of that pile of pancakes, too.You shake your head again, banishing whatever trepidations you had left in the light of that urgency - before switching your Golden Desert Eagle to your right hand in order to pull Muramasa from its sheath with your left. The golden blade singing as it once more slid from its ebony housing, cutting through the air with preternatural smoothness.And right at that very moment, with your breath catching in your throat as you held a Golden Weapon in either hand - you expected the worst to happen. Something horrifying, to be sure, like suddenly having freaky metal shit for arms and legs, making going to the bathroom or masturbation an eternal tightrope act to avoid self-mutilation. Or your tongue suddenly growing a fucking foot in length. Or developing an irritating Russian accent. [1/2]
>>37284300You even expected Kirika to interrupt your thoughts with her trademark sneering, or any of the three Stooges to screech at you for once more drawing the weapon that very nearly made you commit the sin of killing an ally.What you didn't expect was nothing to happen, and, unexpectedly, that was what you got.No freaky shit replacing your flesh and blood limbs. No sudden tongue expansion that you're sure would have killed you outright for making you choke on your own spit. Certainly no irritating accent either, although you've always had a shitty voice to begin with, ruined by years of alcohol and painkiller abuse.While these revelations were a relief, what disturbed you was the silence that also followed.Not a single pulsed word or sigh - not even the strange buzzing sensation that pressed against the back of your mind whenever you dared to hold Muramasa in anything resembling a killing grip. It was as if drawing both weapons had suddenly cancelled each other out, silencing the ghosts that lived inside each other.What you did feel - in the moment when both weapons sat heavily in your hands - was a sudden surge of renewed vitality that set your muscles stinging. Not only eradicating the ghost of exhaustion that had followed you all the way up the stairs with a Callidus in your arms, but also making you feel - for lack of a better word - fucking invincible. Not as intense as the adrenaline rush of the chainaxes, but certainly approaching that state of murderous euphoria. It felt as if you've suddenly become the biggest hammer in the world, and God was the last nail you needed to pound.[2/3]
>>37284316"Murderface?" Sayaka's eyes go wide at the sight of you, just as she pushes a cultist's twitching corpse impaled on her twin blades off with her foot. You blink at her, realizing suddenly that only a few seconds had passed since she asked you her question earlier - instead of the age that it felt like. "W-wait, is that...isn't that dangerous? Aren't you supposed to just use one of those fucking things? I--""It's fine." You hear yourself say to her, your voice cold and low as you turn back to the beast. It was still grinning, still pointing its axe at you in challenge. "I'm in control."Kill them all. Clean up the world.The Flesh of Fallen Angels."Yeah, but that's what you always say--WAIT! MURDERFACE!"Without even waiting for Sayaka to finish - or even, waiting for her to understand just what you said - you charge the towering daemon head-on, sprinting full-out on legs that felt too light and too strong to be yours. Dimly you hear Sayaka and Wendy curse at you at the same time as they pursue - finally catching up a heartbeat later, their blades flashing as they started killing left and right, murderous sattelites guarding you from assassins as you continued on your suicidal one-way trip to the most one-sided fight of your life.Seeing your approach - seemingly taken aback by this foolhardy frontal assault - the collossal freak of nature draws its gargantuan weapon back, and with a speed that would have impressed the Betrayer, swings its axe downward in a overhead cleave. One that would've easily seen you split in half and your remains pulped to nothing if it connected.If.[3/4]
>>37284331Before the Golden Weapons, before you found out that a pink-haired monster with a vindictive streak that stretched for miles lived inside your Shield - you'd have dodged something like this with the help of your Time Stop. Just a split-second turn and re-turn to place yourself out of harm's way and into the best possible spot to kill your target from. Since then, you've tried as best as you can not to rely on that crutch, as the downside of freezing time (that being, Pinky herself) often far outweighed the benefit of being able to slip behind your defenseless opponent, unload a magazine into the back of their head, and then wait for the messy aftermath to play out in slow motion.You didn't need to take that risk now. With both Golden Weapons glowing in your clenched fists, dodging something that even Sayaka would have had trouble avoiding felt like child's play. You even stopped in your tracks to watch the axe fall, watched the shadow of it fall over you as it descended. And at the last moment, as both Mami and Wendy screamed your name in concern - in perfect unison, only marred by the fact that they each shouted a different name - you simply took a single step aside.The axe-blow SMASHES into the floor with the force of a bomb's detonation. Corpses that had lain in broken, boneless repose, corpses that you and your squad had strewn all over in the furious melee earlier are thrown up into the air, like dry leaves from a pile disturbed by a child's antics, only to burst against the shattered tiles as gravity once more pulls them back down. The beast roars at this, clearly incensed that you had the temerity to deny it its victory, and makes to pull its axe free from the floor - only to blink as it sees you hop up onto the axe's haft and continue your mad charge from there. Running up the weapon itself, up its armor-plated arm, up, up, up--[4/5]
>>37284355And before sanity could stop you, you jump off of its shoulder armor, leaping right into its face - putting you at near point-blank range with its bullish features. Filling your nostrils with the humid stench of its corpse-stink breath and the animal stink of its sweat-soaked fur.And right here, you can make a move that will decide how this fight will end.What do you do?Cut its eyes out.Cut its throat.Shoot it.
>>37284381>[X]Cut its throat.
>>37284381[x]cut its throat[x]shoot itOverkill, but not -too- much. Gotta reign yourself in, Murderface.
>>37284381[X]Cut its throat.[X]Shoot it.
>>37284381>Shoot it."I ought to take your head off and shit down your neck, but I don't have the time for bullshit."
>>37284381>[X] shoot it
>>37284381>[X]Cut its throat.>[X]Shoot it.What's the point of dual wield if you don't do both?
>>37284381>[x]Cut its throat.>[x]Shoot its eyes.
>>37284381[x]Cut its eyes out.No need for it to bask in our glorious ascension.
>>37284381>Cut its throat.>Shoot it.
>>37284381>Cut its throat.>Shoot it in the chest.Might as well make sure it's down, but shooting it in the head and then cutting it off seems a waste.
>>37283765he can be seen in #SWQ on rare occasion; I have no idea where else he lurks on #Rizon
>>37284381>[x]Shoot it.For old times' sake.
>>37284381>[X] Fucking split it in half
>>37284381>Cut its throat.>Shoot it.Remove head, empty Golden Desert Eagle down neck.
>>37284473Sayaka did that one already.
>>37284473Sayaka is Sam, not us.
>>37284381[X]Cut its throat.[X]Lick Mami´s Soulgem[X]Shoot it.
>>37284381>Shoot it.We are a Vindicare after all
>>37284381>[x]Shoot it.No words now, only bullets.
>>37284513No, we're Warmaster
>>37284522I wasn't aware the terms were exclusive.
>>37284381[X]Shoot it's Eyes out[X]Cut its throat.Shoot from above, cut while falling. Use the speed you have!
>>37284511[X]Cut its throat.[X]Lick Mami´s Soulgem[X]Lick Wendy's Soulgem[X]Keep both Soulgems in your mouth[X]Shoot it.
>>37284536Neither did I.And >>37284522, no you're not warmaster, you are an asshole
>>37284174>Sweet MamiPart 4 fucking whenIf the trend of "Each part is progressively better than the last" continues, my dick will never rest.
>>37284381>[x]Cut its throat.blind things do blind rage, and since we're already up close shooting is sort of silly. Even though I still prefer the gun.
>>37284381[X] Freeze time and have a threesome with Mami and Wendy.
>>37284381Filling in for Hat.
[X]Cut its throat.MAXIMUM DPS
>>37284626I was right here...Y-you were talking to me...
>>37284590Forgot someone, there
>>37284642Right. My bad.
>>37284642I thought you were Wendy.
>>37284669Hat was already filling in for me!...Have people forgotten vote banner shitposting so easily!?
>>37284657She joins in after all three fucked each other into exhausting then ravages each one as the others watch knowing they are next.
>>37284642>>37284661Attarou is his own master now
>>37284661Attarou.Got the go ahead. We're posting "that" today.
>>37284716Ufufu I can not wait
What is ai?Pinky don't hurt meDon't hurt meNo more.Pinky don't hurt meDon't hurt meNo moreAwawawawawawa awawawawawa wawaAwawawawawawa awawawawawa wawa
>>37284716We are? Sweet!
>>37284745the doll on the right really looks like tutturu
Who do I have to murder to get access to all those lewds?
>>37284838I'm trying to figure this out, I'll let you know if I find out.
>>37284849Not worth it
>>37284838Your bank account.Still waiting patiently, just don't forget.
>>37284849we already did
>>37284838You must collect all golden weapons.
>>37284849Really? Can't we make a deal? How about NECO? Though I guess I won't have to wait too long.>>37284892Now there's some motivation.
>>37284925No. Cat is best girl. Winner of the Malalbowl XI-XLIX.Suck it Nameless One. Couldn't even win her heart in the final timeline, let alone save her.
>>37284316>God was the last nail you needed to pound.So Chiaki tops with Pinky then
>>37284983Yuma won the Malalbowl and we all know it.No one else could get her to emote that much.
>>37284985Have you SEEN Pinky? Crazy b!tches like that are practically BEGGING to be tamed.
>>37284888Then why don't we have the lewds? Best proof yet that Kyoubro is still alive.
>>37285127The problem is that when you tame them, you have to keep them on a short leash or they bite the hand that feeds them. Literally.
>>37285325I'm pretty sure you couldn't stop Pinky from biting no matter what kinda leash you used.
>>37285348But why would you want to?
>>37285400Those teeth are a health hazard. Munching carpet would take on a whole new and painful meaning.
>>37285322>Then why don't we have the lewds? Best proof yet that Kyoubro is still alive.If you've told me a day will come when I'll be happy to not have lewds, I wouldn't believe you. But here it is.
>>37285127I can confirm that statement regarding crazy bitches in general.
>>37285325Gonna update us on the schedule any time soon?Sorry for offtopic.
>>37285513Yes.>>37285400Speaking as a biter, getting your ears boxed (or worse grabbed) is no fun when you're just trying to be attentive.
>>37285497In my experience, it varies. "crazy" is catch-all for various kinds of unhinged behavior, but there's different kinds of crazy, crazy comes in variants, or perhaps flavors. Some can be fun and kinky, some are nothing but trouble. That's why there's the "Don't stick it in the crazy." saying. Because if you can't distinguish the fun kind from the others, it's safer to stay away from all of them.
>>37285565>YesYay!As for the biting point, it's good that the characters of MGNQ are a bit more resilient than the average person at least.
>>37285322>>37285428why would lack of lewds be proof of life? that seems like a total non-sequiter.reminder that all meguca are dead anyway, because liches by definition are not alive.
I would post lewd megucas to summon Decu but it appears he already has mega lewds.
Also postan this Chiaki/Midorin meido pic (commissioned by Hat).
>>37285834>irrelevant charactersHow mean!>>37285846Oh man, looks great. Thanks for drawing!
>>37285834>dat madokami>"not sure if things like that make me sick or wet.jpg"
>>37285834>meanwhile the writeup characters not being shown don't even get a boxI want to see a picture of writeup characters that never appeared in the main story being picked on for being irrelevant
>>37285846Oh, and happy new year, you bastard.
>>37285883Too many characters!
>>37285883>>37285899needs a very big box then
>>37285846I still think this is gorgeous
>>37285899That's why there's no box, obviously.Good work, Dan!
>>37285918Midorin's "hips" face always makes me "kukuku~".
>>37285846>>37285834>More by based DanYaaay!
>>37285918It still IS gorgeous, Hat>>37285834We all love you, Dan-sempai
>>37286078So her booty is as big as Chiaki's, but she's a bigger girl so it seems less pronounced?
>>37285834Who the hell is Iori
>>37286096Midori's a few inchesa taller then chiaki.
>>37286112First girl. The one who never wins.
>>37286112Some slut with a huge forehead.
>>37286112Misane Iori, the first job in the quest, she's an idolmaster character.
>>37286096I... guess? Midori is a little taller so I suppose the explanation makes sense. I was just going with the general description of everyone remarking on Midori's boobs and butt, but keeping in mind that Chiaki's supposed to be #1 in that department. Other than that, I didn't precisely ask Decu for a reasoning on the matter.
>>37286157I don't get it anon. Why did you post a blank image?
>>37286157I don't get it.
>>37286185Is that one new? Great either way.
After a long, hard battle the warmaster of the 9th orders her pamperer-in-chief to her quarters. There, a strange ritual between lovers plays out in secret...No one understands the heart of a magical girl.... ...
>>37286265Mm... it's not new. Just don't post it very often.
>>37286312Jesus that looks sticky as fuck. Does Midori get the job of cleaning her afterwards too?
>>37286361She is the pancakes. Pancakes are meant to be eaten.
um there was a tiny bit of an earthquake in Decu's areamight be posting a bit late
>>37286607>earthquake>on the moonDeculture's luck is so bad it created a geological impossibility.
>>372866885.7 on the Richter scale, apparentlySo uh, sit tight folks
>>37286716Hope you've not been hurt or anything Decu. Stay safe!
>>37286607As long as Decu's fine, we can wait.
>>37286716Except for falling off the board....
>>37286607QUICKWe need Megucas with attitude!
>>37286680Earthquakes on the Moon don't happen, but tremors do. Meteor strikes can make the whole Moon vibrate for a very long while, since it's got almost no atmosphere to dampen the vibration.
>>37286831It was 5.7 in decu's area.
Will the thread die without a chikuwa?
>>37286898Most likely.We can only wait for Decu.
>>37286898Truly this is the apocalypse.
Not really Decu's fault because huge update and then the quake interruption, but is 2 updates a new record for a MGNQ thread not cut short?
>>37286898Well... there's still about 10 threads ahead of us. We can make it, probably.
>>37286326Damn that's cute, Hat.
>>37286978Blame the lewds.
>>37287069Midori needs to stop being such a slob, leaving her clothes everywhere.
>>372871554 threads ahead of us. See you next thread guys
>>37286811Actually, Moonquakes DO occur, and for reason unrelated to impact events: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2006/15mar_moonquakes/
Sorry everyone, but the update got too long! We'll have another thread tomorrow night to continue!My apologies for the horrifically short thread, but thank you for participating anyway! We'll have a longer thread tomorrow, I promise!
I hope someone archived this.
>>37287295Please be safe after moonquake decu
>>37287295Woo!Got nervous for a moment.
>>37287295Hope you're ok, decu!
>>37287295Stay safe, Decu.
>>37287295No worries Decu! Stay safe!
>>37287301suptg is fucked right nyaow
>>37287295where's kyoko's halo?
>>37287295Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived but it appears to be a little bit broken. Nevertheless It's still done.See you all next time!
>>37287295Please be safe oh king of lewds.
>>37287295Don't worry, Decu, it's awwwwirght.
>>37287236It's a damn classy butt!