You are Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan, currently out with a pack trying to stealthily recruit some small clans from under the noses of the deranged Tonguerippers before they can slaughter your potential recruits. While the Tonguerippers themselves haven't noticed you yet, judging by the lack of slavering hordes of berserkers descending on you, your efforts to recruit the Wargrider orcs has not been without complication.Arriving shortly after sundown, your negotiation with the Wargrider chieftain Ya'zar went well, and he agreed to join the Stonetusks. All you have to do to win his loyalty is ensure that both you and his clan survive the night. You just have to deal with a horde of undead horrors eager to rip you limb from limb, ones which seem to know your name.The Gaunts advance on the camp at a slow, measured pace, no sounds save the trudging of bare feet on rock and the occasional throaty rattle. Some clutch stone and bone weapons, a few even holding steel, and several have the glinting golden trinkets hanging from their emaciated frames that you saw earlier today. They will be on you soon.>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attackYou cannot pick more than one option, there isn't time. If you don't organize anyone, they will organize themselves, your warriors are at least that experienced, but it probably won't be as organized as you doing it yourself.
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>>37243700>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack
>>37243700>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attack
>>37243700>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts
>>37243700>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts
>>37243700>there isn't enough timeNot even for a "Weaknesses?" "They're weak to x, y, and z."?Oh well, I hope we'll at least have time to ask while fighting/before they arrive in earnest.>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attackThey have a camp, let's use it as a base for now.Are they coming from one location? If so, spread out a bit in an arc so they can't surround the camp.Once upon us, try for the head, if it doesn't work we'll figure something out.
>>37243700>>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack
>>37243700Whatever we do, include a quick prayer to Zul'orok Zhar.
>>37243700>>Organize your pack in preparation for the attackLocals can organize themselves and probably know what to do since this isn't their first time.
>>37243748Modifying this a bit.Let's have a healthy Wargrider towards the front line if they have any, or tell them to at least shout out their weaknesses or something.If head doesn't work, then try and cripple, they may be scary undead orcs, but they shouldn't be able to do much without any limbs.Don't get in close when not necessary, this is the abyss after all.Tell our orcs to feel them out first, they might be the tricky kind, don't get reckless unless we give them permission.
>>37243830I'm curious, do we have the crown?
>>37243857Not with you, no.
>>37243869probably a healthy decision at this point
>>37243857I have been having some concerns about that, but I neglected to ask because I trust Lordy.We better not be wearing that damn crown.Also we are NOT wearing it in a pinch AGAINST THE ABYSS.I'd be less decisive about this if it was just against some orcs or elves or something, but not when it's the fucking abyss.Also confirmed to have CONSEQUENCES if worn for too long, how long is not defined, but it was in response to "what would happen if we kept wearing the crown?" "[...] not saying there wouldn't be CONSEQUENCES if you kept wearing it, though.
>>37243700>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts>>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attack
>>37243898>what is reading
>>37243700>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting GauntsAt least, I don't get to miss your quest when I'm home sick warlord.
>>37243952>when I'm home sickYou and me both, anon.
Looks like asking advice wins.Writing.
kekBroken again?Of course it happens right when OWQ starts.
“Ya'zar, you've fought these things before, how do we kill them?” you growl, your pack and the Wargriders gathering themselves into some semblance of order as the few archers in the Wargrider clan nock their bows and let fly arrows into the advancing enemy.“They're fast, and stronger than you'd think from those skinny bodies. You want to get inside the chest if you can, or sever the spine, that's where the core is, they'll keep coming even if you take off the limbs or head.”You grunt in acknowledgement as the arrows strike the Gaunts, most only nicking the emaciated things, though one or two pulp a limb, and one of the Gaunts goes down as the arrow punches through the ribcage.“Oh, and whatever you do, don't let them bite you,” Ya'zar explains, giving his sword a practice swing as his ancient warg hunches down, ears back, fur spiked up along the back, giving a low growl.The archers only get time for one more volley, taking down a couple more of the Gaunts, before the first of them reach your warriors. It's hard to count exact numbers, but you'd say there's at least twenty of them, probably more.“Zul'orok Zhar, make me as Iron, that I may crush the abyssal spawn beneath my boot,” you mutter to yourself, as one of the Gaunts lunges at you with a bone spear, giving a hoarse, rattling cry. It will be hard to close on him while he has the range, and the Gaunt is holding a shield in his off-hand.>Disarm it of the spear>Dodge inside its range and strike>Try to draw it forward so that your packmates can gang up on it
>>37244097Seems to be working for now, but be sure and keep an eye on my twitter so I can let you all know the plan if it goes down for real.
>>37244126>Dodge inside its range and strikeOur Axe can end this CLEAVE!
>>37244126>Dodge inside its range and strikeCan we scream what we learned?
>>37244126>>Dodge inside its range and strike
>>37244158Ya'zar said it loud enough for people to hear.
>>37244097Huh, okay, I guess maybe not.Wonder what Chuckles is talking about.>>37244126>cut off its hand>crush its chestI wonder if we'll be able to wear iron gauntlets, bless them with Zul'orok Zhar's powers, and rekt abyssal scum with just hand-to-hand combat.
>>37244126>Try to draw it forward so that your packmates can gang up on it
>>37244176Probably a temporary hiccup.
>>37244126>Disarm it of the spear
>>37244126>DodgeSpear is fine, bite is bad. It's weird if we leave the ghoul with the spear it's less likely to bite
>>37244126>>Disarm it of the spear
Do we have a second weapon that's short enough to use in close combat?To stick in its mouth so it can't bite us or something, like an improvised should/whatever.
Rolled 15 (1d20)Lets see if the dice gods will be merciful.
>>37244236You only invite disappointing by trying to know their will.Their plans are not to be sought by mortals.
Dodging inside his reach wins.>Roll 1d20>>37244235You have a dagger about your person, yes.Honestly I'm considering giving you all the option of a magical one-handed weapon soon (maybe something bastard sword sized so you can switch between one and two handing it), to give you more options in combat, bigass greataxes are cool and all, but they feel kind of limiting to me when writing stuff up.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37244266Nah man, just make it so once we get one of our wargods' blessings, we can one-hand our axe.I wouldn't want to let go of our cutie.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37244293Damn, wish this could've been in time.>>37244269But I guess that's not SO bad.
>>37244266Cleaving weapons like great axes should be great for targeting an opponents center mass and dealing devastating amounts of damage.
>>37244293>one-hand our axeThat does sound awesome, I have to admit.I'm also fairly sure our great-axe can double as a shield as well.
You wait for the Gaunt to thrust again, ducking to one side and winding up for a big swing. The greataxe arcs through the air with devastating force, but the Gaunt manages to get its shield up just in time, your axe splits the hide shield in two, the force shattering the arm of the Gaunt. The Gaunt staggers back, fragments of shield, shattered bone and scraps of dried flesh crumbling to the ground, but the Gaunt keeps coming. Its withered mouth opens wide, a pale, bloated tongue tipped with a lamprey-like mouth erupting from between cracked teeth, a pair of twitching mandibles tearing through the paper-thin flesh of the creature's cheeks as they burst forth.It launches itself at you with a clumsy thrust, almost as if baiting you to attack.>You can take it, go offensive, smash it before it can put its plan into action>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive>Shatter the spear, disarm it
My vote for a mighty huge bone bow.
>>37244412>Shatter the spear, disarm it
>>37244412>You can take it, go offensive, smash it before it can put its plan into action>>37244414Might be a good idea.
>>37244412>>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive
>>37244412>Hold your ground and stay on the defensiveWe got all night baby.
>>37244412>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive
>>37244414Do you mean a long bow?
>>37244412>>Hold your ground and stay on the defensiveNo playing games, this is extermination, not combat as a pastime.
>>37244469oh shit I forgot about my name sorry
Defensive tactics win.>Roll 1d20>>37244489YOU HAVE RUINED MY QUEST FOREVER! THREAD OVER, EVERYONE OUT!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37244574IM SORRY ;_;
>>37244578>>37244585Yes~Do we kill it, Lordy?
Thank you Zul'orok Zhar.
>>37244414horn is better
>>37244585Aww yeah, First 20 of mine :D
>>37244414>not bow made from ancient magic tree with string from some part of Slaggyr
You hold your ground, waiting until the Gaunt is almost upon you to knock aside its spear thrust with the flat of your axe. The creature drops the spear, its twitching mandibles outstretched as it lunges in to sink its teeth into your shoulder, only to catch the haft of your axe in its face, sending it crashing back to the ground with a frustrated rattle.You give the thing no time to regain its balance, bringing the axe up and slamming it down into the Gaunt's chest in a heavy blow, splitting through bone and dessicated organs. A gout of sickly yellowish ooze seeps from the wound, the Gaunt claws at your axe, but you wrench the blade free and it slumps to the ground, the green light fading from its hollow eyes.You look around you to survey the battle, one of your warriors and two of the Wargriders are dead, but so are several more of the Gaunts. The battle is not going great, considering how much you want to conserve your warriors, but you're certainly winning it.You spot Ya'zar and his old warg holding back a pair of the Gaunts, acting in perfect unison. For all the clicks and groans of its ancient body, the warg is still a force to be reckoned with, smashing Gaunts to the ground under its bulk, snapping bones and tearing off limbs as Ya'zar goes for the killing blow.The one issue you're seeing is that your forces and the Wargrider ones are acting independently so far, which is allowing the enemy to separate you into two more managable groups. You could try to organize a combined defense, but that is provided that the Wargriders will listen to a more-or-less unknown commander in the thick of battle.>Wade back into the fighting and leave them to it>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
>>37244779>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defenseNeed these guys alive.
>>37244779>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
>>37244779>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defenseWe are a chief, not some brainless brute.
>>37244779>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37244779>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
>>37244779>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defenseleadership is what a chief is made of.
Dude. I will say that I'm liking these side characters you make Warlord. It makes me sad when we kill/lose some of them.
Rallying the orcs wins.>Roll 1d20>and feel free to write-in anything you want to say while rallying.>>37244920Thank you anon, you've done a pretty good job keeping them alive so far though.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37244946my time to shine!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37244946>All of you who consider themselves orcs, listen up.>tell our clan their weakness and dangers if they don't know yet>help each other out, don't let them surround you, there's more of us here and we will not be eradicated by abyss scum
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37244946
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37244946D'oh. I fugged it up.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37244946We can do this
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37244946Form up and fight as one or die alone, we get split up they divide us and win !
Rolled 10 (1d20)Time for dem write ins people.
>>37244977>10 seconds too late
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37244946>Orcs, to me close ranks, aim for the chest, and don't let them bite you! Zul'orok Zhar guides our blades today!
>>37245007Well I guess there goes our luck.Who the fuck pissed off the dice gods?
>>37245028We needed a write in to appease them look at>>37244977>>37244985>>37245001
>>37245028>Implying the dice gods aren't Abyssal Lords.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>37245028Warlord is generous with write ins, so as long as we have enough we could still pas this roll.
Failing the rally roll doesn't seem too bad. We'll probably accrue more losses than if we had passed it, but I'd rather fail this roll then the one where the gaunt was trying to bite us.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37245082or you can do a write in.
>>37245109Eh, my creative juices aren't flowing at the moment.
>>37245047Clearly, we must channel Zul'orok Zhar, in that case.>Wargriders! Follow me, if you want your people to survive!>Form a perimeter, space out but don't leave anyone alone!>They are too weak to take us head on, outsmart them, and overwhelm!>Be mindful of their tongues!>Today, the abyss gets a taste of the might of the orcish gods once again.Direct them until they get in the groove, then we can start killing shit as well. Don't keep their clan members separately from our own.>>37245082>being fine with losing orcs if we can avoid it>>37245112I hope you'll still count this one if it'll provide bonuses!
“To me, close ranks, strike for the chest and let Zul'orok Zhar guide your blades,” you roar, but unfortunately it is only your own warriors to heed the call, starting to close up ranks while the Wargriders continue as before.You growl, searching for Ya'zar, but he seems too busy fending off Gaunts. He is doing a good job despite his injured arm, but not good enough to issue commands at the same time.You find yourself alongside Ya'zada as she lays into one of the Gaunts with her axe, reducing the unfortunate creature to a pulp as she batters straight through the limbs to get at the chest.“The Wargriders are too tired to hold off the Gaunts alone, Ur, we could fight our way over to them if they won't listen, force them to fight alongside us,” she shouts over the din of battle.You consider her suggestion as you fend off another Gaunt of your own, you could fight over to the Wargriders so that you can fight alongside them, but that would put your own warriors at more risk now that the Gaunts have had time to widen the gap between you.>Fight to the Wargriders>Hold your ground
>>37245264Fight to the Wargriders. I just realized they are the warg riders and not the war girders. That makes much more sense
>>37245264>Fight to the Wargriders
>>37245264>Fight to the Wargridersobvious is obvious.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37245264>Fight to the Wargriders
>>37245264>>Fight to the Wargriders
>>37245287Yeah, it doesn't work so well all as one word, all the more reason to bring them into your clan so they can be Stonetusks.
>>37245264Fight to the Wargriders.Our warriors also fight to the Wargriders.
>>37245264>Fight to the WargridersPoor showing if we abandon our recruits now.
>tfw my write-ins weren't good enough to get the Wargriders tooWhat modifier did you count the write-ins as, Lordy?What was the DC?
>>37245347DC was high since you were trying to order around complete strangers in the thick of battle. I gave a slight boost because the writeins were decent, but it wasn't enough to pull it up to a success from the 10 you rolled.
>>37245304I really don't like our names either. Stonetusks isn't an intimidating name. Its rather generic for an orc tribe. We need to change it to something Ur'shal does that's really sick. Like if we kill that dragon, we need to call ourselves the Dragonkillers or something.
>>37245374We don't need silly names, when we are The Horde
>>37245374alternatively the dragonlayers
>>37245426I was about to agree that dragonslayers sounds better than dragonkillers, but then I read your post carefully.
Fighting to the Wargriders it is.>Roll 1d20>>37245426You'll get your chance
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Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37245441WEEE!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37245441
Rolled 3 (1d20)We fight together brothers!
>>37245471>>37245459>>37245454Ahhhhhhhhh yesh. Its that time of the quest.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37245441
>>37245471your not allowed to fap anymore this mouth
>>37245503Its ok Warlord. We won't hold it against you.
>>37245441By axe or spear we will conquer the dragon
>>37245441Is she in the south? Alterantively, does Slaggyr have a daughter or what? Because I'm not okay with having one of our females breed with him, we should be the first of our clan to father a half-dragon.>>37245454>>37245459>>37245471Man, you guys suck.>>37245503>not waiting for write-insMan, what the fuck.
>>37245526I'l just not roll anymore, I got the 20 before and 4 now so I'd like to say I balanced it out
>>37245426>>37245448I'm in. Let's find us a sugar momma dragon or something to take out that whelp.
>>37245576>not presenting the head of an earth dragon to a cutie dragon chick as a mating gift
>>37245503You better not kill us or Ya'zada.
>>37245616Or what, you won't post anymore?
“Cut a path to the Wargriders,” you roar to your pack, as you start to wade into the Gaunts. It starts out well, pushing back towards your allies, who are being forced further back onto the defensive by the relentless undead.You hear a roar of pain off to your right, and discover to your horror that another group of Gaunts has emerged from the wastes, hitting your pack's flank just as you started to push your attack. One of your warriors goes down under a flurry of blows from a steel axe, another roaring in pain as a Gaunt latches onto his neck with its tongue, mandibles punching through muscle and flesh.“Fuck, what now, Ur?” Ya'zada shouts, as your pack suddenly finds itself pressed from two sides.>Focus on defense, the Wargriders will have to wait until you've fended off this attack.>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.>Keep pushing for the Wargriders with everything you've got, ignore the flanking attack.
>>37245651>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.
>>37245651>Focus on defense, the Wargriders will have to wait until you've fended off this attack.
>>37245651>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37245651>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards
>>37245651>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwardsStill try to group up. Its the smartest decision. If we can gather with the warg riders and push back to Yazada we can make it through this. Shout to the warg riders. Get their attention. Make sure they know we're grouping up.
>>37245651>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.Musclemilf, i trust you.
>>37245651>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.
>>37245651Let Ya'zada decide which she does, we'll do the other.
>>37245651>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.She's good at charging attacks, I assume, and we're bigger so we can hold the flank better.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37245651>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.>>37245601>>not presenting the head of an earth dragon to a cutie dragon chick as a mating giftYeah, you're right. We need to kill him then present his head to a dragoness he pissed off.
So Ya'zada's leading the push as you defend the flank then.>Roll 2d20
Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)>>37245883
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>37245883Dont fucking die.
Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)>>37245883
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37245883"Push through! Assist our new allys Ya'zada I will hold the flank.""Come warriors. We will not die here, forgotten and destroyed by undead horrors. Follow your chieftain to glory and Victory! [Spoiler]Lok'tar Ogar![/Spoiler]>>37245724
>>37245889>>37245893>>37245894Well at least one of us isn't fucking dying.
>>37245889You better not have injured muscletits, anon.>>37245893At least we do well.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37245894>>37245893>>37245889Jesus muscle tits, did shit.
>>37245898I'll just stop rolling and writing.
Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)>>37245883and then we all died.
>>37245917>>37245920It's her own lack of depth perception that made her do poorly.
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>37245982Too little too late
“Ya'zada, keep pushing towards the Wargriders, I'll hold the flank,” you shout.Ya'zada shouts back an acknowledgement as you push through to the flank, laying into the Gaunts with your axe. You slice the head from one, bringing the axe down onto its chest as it staggers from the blow. Another lunges at you with a curved blade, and you sever it at the elbow, caving in the ribcage with a couple of well-placed blows. Your warriors rally behind you, quickly turning the tide on the flanking Gaunts, tearing through them with brutal efficiency.With the flank secured you turn your attention back to the push, progress is slow, the Gaunts putting up a vicious fight as they seek to keep your two groups separated. The Wargriders are slowly being wittled down, and your own force has lost another warrior in the melee. You see Ya'zada slice through a Gaunt, the body falling away from the legs. She goes to finish it off, only for a particularly large Gaunt to step in to attack her, swinging a great spiked flail. Your mate ducks and weaves the thrashing metal, unable to get a solid blow on the creature as it keeps its sturdy shield between her and its body.She lashes out, her axe tangling with the flail, she wrenches the weapon free of the Gaunt, which gives a frustrated groan. Ya'zada's look of triumph quickly turns to a roar of pain though, as the Gaunt she bisected earlier sinks its jaws into her calf.The large gaunt pulls a curved dagger from its tattered belt, forcing Ya'zada to defend even as its crawling comrade's mandibles sink into her flesh.>Attack the Gaunt biting her>Attack the large Gaunt>Ya'zada can handle herself, continue to push forwards
>>37246126>>>Attack the Gaunt biting herMUSCLETITS WAIFU WILL NOT DIE
>>37246126Attack the large Gaunt. Damn, is our sexy one-tusk, one-eyed mucle waifu about to be one-legged too. damn, time for orc katawa shoujo.
>>37246126Attack the largeone-legged waifu coming soon
>>37246126>Attack the large Gaunt
>>37246126>>Throw the dagger at the gaunt biting her and rush towards the big gaunt.hope Ur's a good thrower.
>>37246126>Attack the large GauntShe's already bitten, take out that large mofo while he's distracted
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37246126We finish here, and go back to camp, get Ku'zag to take care of Ya'zada.It's probably poisoned.
>>37246126Kill the biting Gaunt
>>37246164Or converted into one of these things.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37246126>Attack the large Gaunt
>>37246201Muscletits evolves into Zombietits?
>>37246201Huh. You're right. Our mate might actually die. Maybe thats the reason we don't put women on the front lines
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>37246182Can we do this, Lordy?
>>37246126>Ya'zada can handle herself, continue to push forwards
>>37246126Welp, looks like Ya'zada just got Worf'ed
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37246126>>Attack the Gaunt biting herUgh, what was the one thing Ya'zar said? don't get bit. I guess we had to many characters that started with a Y, and this is our first waifu lost.
>>37246299What a shame
Seeing a lot of votes for attacking the big gaunt.Also, since >>37246182 and >>37246260asked, do you want to try and throw your dagger at the biting one before you attack?It will make the rolls a bit harder, since you're trying to do two things quickly, but it will allow you to attack both.>Yes>No
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37246299I will be very disappointed in Lordy if he made a 8 be instadeath for a veteran warrior against not!ghouls/zombies.AND our strongest waifu as well.I just refuse to believe it.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37246343>Yes
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37246343>>>YesCan't let that stay inside her any longer.
>>37246343Yes. Time for nat 20
>>37246343>>NoWe'll let her deal with the little thing
>>37246343>NoNot worth it
>>37246343>nofor what purpose ?
>>37246372>>37246374>voting to possibly sacrifice muscletitsAs expected of namefags, bad decisions all around.>>37246404To get the poison out of her????
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37246343>>No
>>37246347It'll result in an infection of some form.These zombies had to come from some were, also to note that it'll be a hard time getting any bitten to the shaman before they die.Most likely we will have to take her leg off if things get dire, Though this would probably crush her spirit.
>>37246414Ya'zar said don't let it bit you. Not, if it bites you, remove it as quickly as possible. If we take on the big guy, she can remove the smaller one herself.
>>37246414it will not get it out of her
>>37246423We are not amputating her leg.We are taking her back, and she will get fixed.SHE WILL.Let me dream.Also if you actually think cutting off a leg after the battle will stop the abyssal posion from spreading, that sounds really stupid to me.
>>37246414making the dc higher. = always a bad choice.
>>37246451Maybe Ya'zar will know what to do. So lets go get him.
>>37246468Not if making the DC a bit higher can result in something much better than leaving it.
>>37246423>probably crush her spirit.all the better for her since she'll cause less problems that way and make her more fetishtastic of a waifu
>>37246485Hell no, muscletits is not for your crippled depression fetish, please control yourself.
Hope there's still a Wargrider clan to absorb, after this fight.
Looks like a pretty decisive no for that one.So you're attacking the large Gaunt.>Roll 2d20
Rolled 8, 19 = 27 (2d20)>>37246523
Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d20)>>37246523Rollin'
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)>>37246523
Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d20)>>37246512We probably lost more than we gained, the dice fucked us over.>>37246523fuck this
Rolled 12, 19 = 31 (2d20)>>37246523
Rolled 11, 6 = 17 (2d20)>>37246523
>>37246451Depends on the infection.Abyssal needs a vector, that may be present within the leg and thus removable, or it might be a poison which gets pumped to the heart = game over. But i doubt the later.If we presume that they have laid some kind of focus/egg in the body via the tongue, then amputation will be viable to save her life. Still not something ide want to do personally, lets hope the warg rider chief is still alive to ask about the bite effects.
Rolled 20, 1 = 21 (2d20)>>37246523She a goner
Rolled 16, 4 = 20 (2d20)>>37246523let's see what happens now...
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37246548>>37246546>>37246542Jesus muscle tits is not catching a break,
>>37246542>>37246546>>37246548Well, first roll's looking pretty sad
>>37246585well at least Ur was not bit now that would be really bad
Rolled 12, 5 = 17 (2d20)>hurr, no big dc, no big, we'll fail!>hurr, I'd rather Ya'zada fail her roll against the one biting her>hurr, so what if we would have passed the dc no problem, hurr
Rolled 9, 6 = 15 (2d20)>>37246523Lordy, how high would the DC have been for attacking both, and how would we have rolled?
>>37246609this folks is the wild waifufag in his native feed gounds watch as he bitchs as his waifu dies to the undead >>37246640how would he know how we would have rolled
>>37246542>>37246546>>37246548>faggots run to roll as quickly as possible and fuck it up
>>37246655>how would he know how we would have rolledThe same way he'd know how to ask for dice.I'm asking what dice we would've rolled, if it'd stay 2d20 or change.
there shall be no waifu before /tg/, and her dice remind us of this...
Poor Trader Quest
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37246706?>>37246701how is this railroading?
>>37246684o the way you worded it made it look like you were asking him what would have came up from our rolls>>37246706that was retards killing off their waifu
jesus fuck what happened in the last 10 posts
>>37246755waifufags bitching and bad dierolls
>>37246550If we can get Ya'zar that might be worth it. A good lieutenant is worth having a net loss of 1-5 orcs.
>>37246795>waifufags>literally talking about our in-quest waifuAre you implying Ur wouldn't be damned upset if she died or got crippled?Because if so, I imagine you're quite wrong.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37246826>damned upsetHe only knew her for a day, he might be disappointment or miffed, but i doubt he would be upset.
>>37246826IC she is a new mate that has been flying off the handle and pissing Ur off and we have known her for less then a week I think he would more mad about the fact that a breeding female died
>>37246862>not upset that strong as fuck hot orc muscletits warrior who was probably pregnant with your kids is dead
Is there a more advantegeous defensive position? Somewhere where we would have backs to a wall?
>>37246826Even if Ur isn't upset, I imagine the (former) Stormhowlers will be.
>>37246902It's flat, open terrain, so no.
>>37246896we only fucked her once>>37246902nope
>>37246826he'll be bummed out for a little bit, but there's more waifu back home and in the future.....
So people seem to be assuming that Ya'zada was the one who rolled badly.Generally I make Ur the first roll, the only reason I didn't last time is because I specifically said Ya'zada's action first.Ya'zada got a 19.
>>37246915And we will direct that anger towards the fuckers corrupting the landscape that leads to these monstrosities. If these gaunts are a byproduct of the abyssal fuckery of the Tonguerippers, then we actually now have a real fucking reason to get pissed as fuck about this shit.
>>37246915Couple poor rolls and the entire horde breaks apart.
>>37246927>being a shit tier mateNo thanks.>>37246945That's kinda better, just hope the large guy didn't get through us and to Ya'zada.
>>37246924It only takes 1 time to manage it.
>>37246945See! Everybody calm down, Ya'zada will be fine.
>>37246973WHAT THE FUCK IS KEK
>>37246966Shh let the waifu fags bitch more.
>>37246945See, don't ever deviate from your pattern man. Make Ur'shal first always no matter what order you list actions. I honestly thought that it was going to be us getting ass raped on the flank with Yazada making it to the Wargriders.
>>37246945>Ya'zada got a 19.Ya'zada has had enough of these motherfucking Gaunts in these motherfucking wastes.
>>37246949we already had a real fucking reason to be mad at them
>>37246945We should get the archers to fire a few arrows at the big thing. It could help distract the thing at the very least.
>>37247004dis gon be gud
>>37247003Yeah, it was silly of me. From now on Ur will always be the first roll of any post he's involved in, no matter what.
>>37246988The new way to say lol.
>>37247022In fact, just make an order list with who will be what order roll for every lieutenant side character. Obviously if a side character aint there, someone else moves up to their spot. LIke1st roll Ur'shal2nd roll Zo'rok 3rd roll Dru'ak4th roll Sho'ka5th roll K'zalaAnd if its just Ur'shal and Sho'ka then Sho'ka is second. If it's Ur'shal Dru'ak and K'zala then Dru'ak is second and K'zala is third. Make this shit transparent and constant. At least for our own team. No more confusion.
You charge through the ranks of your clanmates, roaring a battlecry as you swing at the large gaunt. The creature reacts quickly, parrying your strike with its shield, following up with a stab at your arm, digging into the flesh as the dagger drives through the links of your chain.You growl, forcing yourself forward, stepping between Ya'zada and the gaunt even as its dagger twists in the wound.Able to focus on the crawling Gaunt, Ya'zada quickly knocks it off her leg, reducing its torso to a grizzly mess of yellow bile as she lays into it with her axe, swearing and bellowing at the twitching, mangled thing as it groans pitifully.Limping forwards, she joins you in your attack on the large Gaunt, as the rest of your orcs continue to push towards the tattered remnants of the Wargriders.“I fucked up, Ur, but I can still fight” Ya'zada growls, and as you look you see your mate sweating heavily, her skin pale.>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself>Fight alongside her
>>37246988it's how reddit says lol 'ironically'
>>37247032I've been hearing people say kek for years now
>>37247080Might be an idea, I shall prepare a list.
>>37247082>Fight alongside her
>>37247082>Hang back, you don't look well.Have someone watch her.
>>37247082Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself."Ya'zar said don't get bit. You got bit."
>>37247082Fight alongside her
>>37247082>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourselfFuck that bitch
>>37247082>Fight alongside herThis may be our last fight, make it good.
>>37247082>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself>I won't have my mate fall during a recruitment mission. I will you to live.
>>37247082>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
>>37247082>Fight alongside herwelp
>>37247082>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourselfHave one of ours watch her.
Welp i guess its time for waifu fags tears.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37247082>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
>>37247156Adding on to this, maybe write-in helps>I want to fight alongside you in the times of glory, but for that you need to live
>>37247219>>37247156I can smell the cheese.
>>37247202The tears will taste sweet
>>37247244>not doing what you can to lessen dc
Ya'zada hanging back while Ur leads the push it is.>Roll 1d20
>>37247082>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourselfWe can't affor idle distractions while we push on.We have to press on. We can't let the Wargriders have all the fun today!Victory or Death!
>>37247274a shit thrall tier writ-in is still bad
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37247274we didn't roll yet.>>37247313
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37247313WOOOO
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37247313Lok'tar ogar!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37247313
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>37247313Dice a shit
>>37247331>>37247333>>37247343God damn, /tg/ won't let you all catch a break today.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37247313
And the dicegods obviously want us all to die. these fucking rolls my christ.>>37247343BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Fuck this shit, dice are fucked tonight.>>37247343WE COULD HAVE HAD A 20, YOU FUCK
>>37247343>>37247344LITERALLY ONE SECONDDICE WHAT THE FUCK
>>37247377Nah, the dice gods hate your wow faggotry. That's the problem.
And on this day. not so based dicegods said "Your waifu a shit and so are you!"We're gonna be zombies by the end of this
>>37247344This...this is why we need to start looking into abiliteis that allow us to change the dice outcomes....oh that nat 20 so sweet yet so far....
>>37247343>>37247377way to go WoW fag
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37247313rolling for her death
At least it's not K'zala or Sho'ka. We'd probably be on page 10 already due to the outrage.
>>37247429At least Ashuris is okay.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37247397nats don't count anon.>>37247429Be glad it isn't orge tits, she is the most liked out of the three.
>>37247453>>37247455Ashuris is overrated.She ain't even an orc.
Gotta love shit dice systems
>>37247481She's been more helpful than K'zala, Sho'ka or Ya'zada. Honestly, I'm ready to convert to Ylugri right now.
>>37247488Soma's dice system is great.
>>37247488My dice system is very generous, you've just been rolling badly.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>37247488>dice bitching is startingWell i was wondering when it would start, i figured last time we rolled would be it, but its now i guess.
>>37247496Ylugri can go ahead and stick it up his own ass, orcish gods reign supreme.All she has done was make us a fort and go with us to the tomb, by the way.
>>37247520Best of 3 is and always will be shit.>>37247514He is right
>>37247520Careful warlord poking the cage only makes us angrier.>mfw I'm just laughing. the tears will be perfect for sea salt icecream!
>>37247488Gotta love random number generators>ftfy
>>37247552Yeah, that's all she's done. While the orc gods have . . .abandoned us. Oh wait, there was that time the fertility orc goddess . . .made us more fertile. I guess. Haven't seen the affects yet, but I'm sure it helped. Mountain King 4 lyfe muddafucka.
“Stay back, Ya'zada, you've been bitten. You'll have your chance to fight, but not today.”Ya'zada gives a frustrated growl but does as you say, hanging back as your forces push forward. You turn your attention to the large Gaunt, you would swear that the hollow glow in its eyesockets, the twist of its wrinkled mouth, is almost mocking.It stabs out with its dagger, and you block it on your axe, swinging forward and hammering against the creature's shield. This one has a far sturdier shield than the Gaunts you've fought before though, and while you dent it, the shield holds. You and the creature exchange blow after blow, and while your superior strength and the weight of your axe is pushing it back, the Gaunt has scored a dozen flesh wounds in the process, stabbing and slashing around your defense.“Stonetusk, what are you doing? We can't hold them much longer,” Ya'zar shouts, and you see that only a few of the Wargriders remain, though the chieftain and his old warg are still standing strong.One last chance to push through and finish the Gaunts before they overwhelm your potential allies.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37247593He readily fuck over his own people and is the giant version of Satan, umm no.>>37247555Then stop playing anon.>>37247602
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37247602
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37247602
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37247602
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37247602
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>37247602Let her die already!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37247602goddamn it dice...
>>37247621AHAHAHAHAHAHHA>>37247623....holy shit, dice gods.
>>37247621NO U STOP PLAYING!BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE ARE FUCKED>>37247623Wait does that cancel it or override?
>>37247645No crits here
>>37247621>>37247623what is it about rolling a 1 then a 20. This has happened twice now...
>>37247645It is just straight best of three
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37247645How many times do we have to say this.NATS DONT EXIST IN THIS QUEST.
>>37247621>>37247623This is So fucking nerveracking.
>>37247645Warlord doesn't do crits. A one is just a low roll, nothing more.
>>37247621Yeah, fuck you and your nat 1. Ylugri doesn't take kindly to that kind of blasphemy
>>37247645Welcome to the quest, read the archives before you participate, you fucking faggot.
I swear when I see this archived if it doesn't say "In which our dice try to kill your waifu" I will be sad.
>>37247686Lay off the Ylugri asslicking, he's a piece of shit and he ain't getting worshiped by anyone but the coven.Hell, possibly not even they have to, just kill a guy once a month.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37247602
>>37247730Pretty sure they have to worship him. Since their powers are divine.
>>37247778wondering if I could find someone to draw like a panel/banner of the orc deities...
>>37247804You could, if you really wanted to.But since we don't have descriptions of them, I personally would rather you don't.Lordy probably has a vision of them, and I'd rather not get something different for him to look at, plus just as with all books, often times illustrations are not as good as one's vision while reading unless instructed or drawn by the author himself.
>>37247730>Ylugri give magic powers and beauty.>Other gods curse people out of jelousy.yeah, he's a piece of shit.
You have gone through too much in this fight to lose your clanmembers now. Several of your pack are dead, your mate could join them from whatever abyssal poison the Gaunt put into her, this Gaunt is mocking you, and the scar on your cheek WON'T STOP ITCHING.You bellow out a warcry, cleaving through the Gaunt's arm as it raises its shield to block the downwards blow, carrying on through into its smug, smirking face until you lodge the blade deep in its torso. Planting a boot on its stomach, you pull back, wrenching your axe free in a spray of bile and shattered bone.Your warriors and the Wargriders surge forwards, inspired by the brutality of the kill, hacking and carving into the remaining Gaunts as they find themselves suddenly subject to a vicious attack from both sides.The last of the Gaunts dies with a pitiful groan, its torso pulped by a pair of your warriors.You look around to survey your losses. Five of your pack are dead, and the Wargriders have been reduced to a mere half-dozen warriors, plus their chieftain, he old warg, and a few of the clan's women and children. You have trouble thinking of this as a victory, but you survived.(cont)
>>What is Ylugri thinking right now, that the coven got enslaved?>Probably something along the lines of "lol, you got raped by green cock, keep those sacrifices coming cocksleeves".He only gives that shit so he gets lives in exchange and shit.Also he was the whole reason the other gods cursed the ogres.Lordy confirmed he's basically the giants' Satan.
>>37247949Ya'zar walks up to you, rubbing blood out of his eyes from a new wound across his brow, his old warg limping alongside him, sitting down to dig a spearhead out of its thigh with its teeth.“I've never seen that many attack at once before. It's like something got them riled up.”You nod, you think you have an idea who is responsible, but you aren't sure this is the best time to say it.“There's not much left of us, but a promise is a promise, and you did keep us alive. Chieftain.”Ya'zar looks around the survivors. “A couple of warriors bitten, not good.”You frown, eyes flicking to Ya'zada where she stands, skin pale and clammy, swaying a little on her feet.“What does the bite do?” you grunt.Ya'zar sighs.“It's like a fever. It makes you sweat, burn up. If it runs its course, eventually the poor bastard sweats all the water out of their body, and then... well...”You follow Ya'zar's eyes to the dessicated corpse of a Gaunt lying on the ground nearby.“Is there anything that can be done?”Ya'zar shrugs. “It doesn't always kill. I got bitten myself, but the fever broke within a couple of days, the same happened to a couple of other warriors. I can't really remember much about what happened, but I feel like I fought it off somehow. Most don't survive though. Perhaps magic would help, but we have no shaman who could say.”You scan the horizon, it is still dark, and more Gaunts could be lurking out there, but you have a choice to make.>Leave now, head straight for your camp.>Leave now, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.>Leave in the morning, head straight for your camp.>Leave in the morning, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37247958>Leave now, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.Send yazada away though.
>>37247958>Leave now, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.
>>37247958>Leave now, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.Carry the wounded.
>>37247958>Leave now, head for Wyrmkillers.They're closer than our camp, I think. Safety in numbers, and hopefully they have a shaman.
>>37247958>>Leave in the morning, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.rest, then more travel
>>37247958>Leave in the morning, head straight for your camp.
>>37247952>Also he was the whole reason the other gods cursed the ogres.To be fair, the giant gods are egomaniacs who were mad that Ogre civilization was building greater monuments to Ylugri than the other giant gods were getting built for them in their temple-cities.Sure, Ylugri's a narcissist and likes capitalizing on the misfortune of others, but he's far from the only dick in that scenario.
>>37247958Send Yazada, Ya'zar, and any wounded back with the majority of your force. Go on with a handful of warriors to see the Wrymkillers, we'll need the numbers after today.
>>37248014so... if the other giants were competent and built temples to their gods, the ogres wouldn't have been cursed?
>>37247958>Leave in the morning, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.
>>37247958>>Leave now, continue on to the Wyrmkillers.
>>37247958>Head alone to the Wyrmkillers, send the rest back>>37248004you're right, it's closer but also closer to TR territory
>>37248036The Giants did built temples, very impressive ones, the Ogres just built better ones.
>>37248051Good point. Never mind, head back home. The Wyrmkillers can wait.
>>37248060okay, if the giants bothered to build as impressive temples as the ogres, then the ogres would not have been cursed?
>>37248091Maybe, who knows.
>>37248051Where's that elf/human temple that was mentioned a few threads ago?I think it was somewhere to the south,but I am not sure.
Trying to win over a clan with an old man, a dying woman, and a pack of weary and frail women and children isn't exactly a sure-fire success
>>37248111No such thing was mentioned.
Looks like heading on for the Wyrmkillers now wins, but I do see some votes for sending some of the forces back. So...>Continue on with everyone>Continue on with half the group, send the rest back>Continue on with a few warriors, send almost everyone else back>Continue on alone, send everyone else back>>37248118True enough, but I'm not going to get into "what ifs".
It looks like us personally going down here made things worse.>>37248104Do loot the bodies?
>>37248164>>Continue on alone, send everyone else backor>>Continue on with everyone>>37248171No, it's almost definitely cursed bullshit.
>>37247958>Leave now, head straight for your camp.
>>37248111>>37248163Or'kuz mentioned a lamia splinter group from the dragon temples far to the south which was near the edge of the jungle, which had human and elf cultists in its number.
>>37248164>Continue on with a few warriors, send almost everyone else back>>37248164Can we loot the bodies?
>>37248164>Continue on with a few warriors, send almost everyone else backloots the bodies.
>>37248164continue on with everyone
>>37248188But really, I'd prefer to leave now.We can come back during the night so we arrive at the break of dawn.
>>37248164>Continue on alone, send everyone else back
>>37248164Continue on alone.
>>37247958>Leave now, head straight for your camp.Now that we know of the dangers ahead I'd rater move around in force.If the wyrmkillers like to hold on to past glories (like killing a dragon) they might be a rather prideful clan and won't submit to our meagre display of might.
>>37248164>Continue on with a few warriors, send almost everyone else back
>>37248188From the looks of it, the items aren't cursed, but its something else, since not all the orcs were wearing them, and its confirmed to spread like a virus.
>>37248164>>Continue on with a few warriors, send almost everyone else backWe don't need everyone, especially if they slow us down and make us look weak to the dragonlayers
>>37248164>On with everyone.Let's not split our forces in hostile territory.
>>37248188My vote for this smart fucker
Continuing with a few warriors wins.Now it seems there's some dispute on looting.Loot?>Yes>NoOnly a five minute window on this one because this is dragging on.
Guys, it's clear that the abyssal fucker sent these fags after us because he sensed us, not smart to continue towards their territory at night.
>>37248406No, leave it for later. We need to leave this area.
>>37248406No. Cursed Shit.
>>37248406no. no cursed abyss shit pls
>>37248406>Continuing with a few warriors wins.I'm calling this right now, we get swarmed with either Gaunts or Tonguerippers.If not, the Wyrmkillers are already dead.
Okay, no looting.Writing.
>>37248455>>37248452>has been shown that the abyss virus travels through bites>has shown orcs with hardly anything on them be gaunts>the items don't make our scar itch.My bet is that these retards raided a tomb, and breathed in some cursed.
>>37248510Maybe its spores, remember when we got poisoned the symptoms were similar to what the guys said.
>>37248556Let's hope muscletits is strong enough to shrug it off, she should be if it's based on physical power and such.
>>37248556Add to that, we were poisoned by a prehensile tongue too.Huh, the Tonguerippers' "priest" has a prehensile tongue he uses to attack.I'd really love to rip it straight out of his mouth when/if we eventually fight him.
>>37248599I think its more then just physical might in the case of warpshenanigans/abyssal shit.I seriously put nothing past the abyss at this point. Its just so damn weird and lovecraftian. I half expect if we end up in dream worlds again that we see that fucking priest doing a irish tapdance or something.
“Ya'zar, I want to send most of the warriors back to the camp, then continue on to the Wyrmkillers.”Ya'zar shrugs. “If you want. It might be dangerous travelling at night in smaller numbers, but if we stay on the move at least the Gaunts won't have a chance to organize another massive force.”“My warriors can show you the way, get them back safely Ya'zar.”He nods, his warg giving a huff as it pads away alongside him.As you consider who to take, Ya'zada steps up next to you, giving you a grin, though it looks weak given her state.“What now, Ur? On to the Wyrmkillers?”You shake your head, watching your mate as she sweats, swaying slightly on her feet.“No, you will go back with the rest of the warriors to the camp. I want Ku'zag to look at you, this sickness could kill you if we leave it alone.”Ya'zada's face falls. “I can still fight, Ur, it's nothing serious. I've fought off nastier illnesses than this. I can-”Her voice gives way to a fit of coughing as she doubles over, eye wide.“Shit, this is such a bad joke. Here I am acting like the great warrior, and all I've done recently is screw up and let you down. I'll go," she wheezes, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.Ya'zada's head hangs as she turns to walk away, a sullen look on her face.>Say something before Ya'zada goes (write-in)>Forget it, gather your warriors and head on
>>37248716>It's not your fault. This is abyssal magic at work, that whatever is behind it is after me. Get home, get well, and make sure your old classmates don't kill anyone.
>>37248716Do me a favor and still be breathing when I return.
>>37248716>>Say something before Ya'zada goes (write-in)These things happen, hun. Get better so you can show me what you can really do.Also, try to not incite any more riots while I'm still away.
>>37248716>Say something before Ya'zada goes ( You area great warrior, sometimes Abyssal magic trumps warriors, look at the Tongue rippers. I do not want anything like that happening to you. It could just as easily been me or any other ork in your position. You fought well, don't beat yourself up.
>>37248716She hasn't let us down.We will join her soon, gonna need some sweet pussy to wind down once she's healed up.somethigsomething being a good chief and warrior and mate somethingsomething
>>37248716Are we close?>>37248556>>37248670>>37248711
>>37248748God damn is this thrall-tier response autistic...
>>37248716>Say something before Ya'zada goes (write-in)"K'zala said pretty much the same thing to me. Do you want to know what I said to her?"
>>37248711I am glad that the abyss is coming across as intended.Probably won't be any tapdancing through.
>>37248716There still lies much before us. You will have another chance to bring honor to yourself and our clan, and for that you have to rest and get better.You did well today and I look forward to fighting side by side again.
>>37248787>>37248748>>37248775>>37248771We're a god damn orc, start acting like it
>>37248716>>Say something before Ya'zada goes (write-in)"Surely, you won't let the Goatfoots think you can die that easly."Might stir her up a bit.
>>37248787Don't worry. Warlord does a decent enough job of pulling the thrall out of it before writing.>>37248824...he's got his work cut out for him though. wow.
>>37248810not bad, maybe leave out the question and just>I'll tell you what I said to K'zala when she saidthe same to me, [insert thing]?
>>37248716It is my own, for provoking this horror. But, it is a coward, and you should know this: cowards don't last, in this world, or the next.
>>37248849She froze up before and we told her all make mistakes and it is up to her to grow from them.
>>37248831>We're a god damn orc, start acting like itFine. I guess it's time to j-j-j-j-jam it in!
>>37248787That was at least two-three+ people in previous threads you autist.
Alternative option, put her out of his misery for being such a god damn disappointment. Lop her abyssal tainted head off and throw it to the warg, subsequently having your way with the corpse.
>>37248883Scion of Dionysus, please.
>>37248963Careful with the edgy there anonBesides the waifu horde will wreck your anus for daring to speak this. It did pass my mind though.. those guys have to be put under deathwatch. any victims of the poison turn into more gaunts.Worth giving the order before departing?
>>37248836For fuck's sake, at least try to be consistent, we told her just last thread that there are no Goatfoots or Stormhowlers anymore, jut Stonetusks!
>>37249018Tell the Wargrider chief, he knows what to do.
>>37249018Tell our clan this.
>>37249018It'd take more than a night to turn into Guants, they need to lose all hydration first, and probably pass out for a couple hours at least.
>>37249150Couldn't the infection theoretically be fought off if the infected is given a lot of water?
>>37249096a fine point, replace 'Goatfoots' with ( name of the Goatfoots ex-chief) or ( name or her dead nemesis )
>>37249165Please see >>37249175 if you're usingthat one.
You stop Ya'zada as she walks away with a hand on the shoulder.“Ya'zada, I didn't make you a lieutenant because I wanted to fuck you. I've fought you myself. I know how strong you are, and I know you won't give Or'kug the satisfaction of dying this easily.”Ya'zada turns to face you, still frowning as you continue.“Go back to the camp, let Ku'zag heal you. There are many more battles for us to fight.”Ya'zada sighs, giving you a lopsided grin. “Yeah, you're right, I'm being stupid. I'll see you back at camp, Ur.”You take your hand off Ya'zada's shoulder and she turns and walks away, stumbling a little as she goes, but catching herself.You pull Ya'zar aside again, telling him to keep an eye for any that he thinks are about to turn, and he assures you that he'll do what has to be done.With that, you gather up a group of five of your hardier and least injured packmates, preparing to make for the Wyrmkiller clan. The question is how you want to go about getting there.>Slow and stealthy.>Move quickly.
>>37249396>Slow and stealthy.
>>37249396>>Move quickly.this was his advice so we wouldn't get jumped again...
>>37249396>move slow and stealthily
>>37249396>Slow and stealthy.quick will get us spotted i think.
>>37249396>Move quickly.Ya'zar just said this.
>>37249396>Move QuicklyLet's beat feet and pick up these Wyrmkillers, see if they know of anyone else along the way we could save, and if not just Go.
Moving quickly wins.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37249615
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37249615
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37249615
>>37249623>>37249640Well the trend reverses itself. still moving fast.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37249615
>>37249623fuck yeswe flash now
>>37249623We are the wind!
>>37249684You mean we're a leaf on the wind?Thats not something to be proud of these days.
>>37249623Damn, Ur'shal is good at inciting a forced march.
The journey is far easier than you expected. There are still plenty of Gaunts out in the wastes, you can hear them, rattles and groans echoing over the rocky landscape, and you can feel them too, the scar on your cheek starting to flare up every time they grow close.You fight one or two, falling upon lone Gaunts with your warriors, ripping them to shreds before they can react, but for the most part you dodge through the scattered undead, outpacing and outwitting them at every turn.Eventually you find the Wyrmkiller camp, nestled up against the side of a large rocky outcropping and built into a cave within.You see few signs of the Wyrmkillers outside of their tents, save for a few sentries.How do you wish to approach?>Call out to them>Walk over
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37249753>Walk over
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37249753>Call out to themBoth could be trap options depending on paranoia
>>37249753>Walk over and call out
>>37249753>Call out to them
>>37249753>the scar on your cheek starting to flare up every time they grow close.Well, this sounds handy. Is this a permanent thing, I wonder?
Walking over wins.Writing.Seems we might need a new thread before too long, since I'm full of caffeine and far from burning out tonight.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37250026YAAAAAAY
>>37250026thats what i like to hear
>>37250054well, thanks for wasteing that, might wanna cool off your dice Anon, I think the dice gods have it in for you.
>>37250054fraking hellWarlord gonna have a heart attack now
>>37250026the hero we need.
>>37250107What I was thinking.damn you 1anon stop trying to kill WarlordTHERES STILL MOAR CHICKS TO BANG
You walk over to the sentries, who turn to face you, drawing their weapons.“Identify yourself,” the nearest one roars, loud enough to rouse the rest of the camp, you'd wager.“I am Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan, I have come to speak with your chieftain,” you reply, no quieter, you won't be intimidated by some sentry.“...and is this your clan, chieftain?” a mocking voice echoes out of the cave, a stocky figure emerging from the darkness.The Wyrmkiller chieftain is an odd one, short for an orc, barely over six foot, but broad shouldered and heavyset. You'd guess, from what Ku'zag told you of halfbreeds, that he's got some dwarf in him, not a full halfbreed, but maybe a generation or two back. His exposed arms are covered in a patchwork of tattoos, scale patterns and strange symbols, more of them marking his cheeks. He tugs at the braided beard hanging from his chin, smirking. More of the wyrmkillers emerge from the cave behind him, and you start to feel a little outnumbered. You do notice though, that for all his bluster, many of the Wyrmkillers are nursing injuries no less severe than the Wargriders had. It seems this clan hasn't avoided the notice of the Gaunts and Tonguerippers either.Seems your five warriors aren't going to be impressing this chieftain, Ur'shal. What now?>Negotiation>Intimidation>Challenge
>>37250236The Axe.We have the Axe of the Orc King"And I would bring my clan of a hundred strong so close to the Tongue Rippers?"
>>37250236Tell him of our recent conquest, of the swarm of Gaunts we faced, and destroyed.And, same as we did before. We're bigger and stronger as a whole than split off.Also, tell him of our numbers if it helps.Shame we didn't come with more members
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37250236>Challenge
>>37250236Demand he show us his honor.
>>37250334I like this. Kind of a combo of Negotiation/Intimidation.
>>37250236Intimidate isn't going to fly with five warriors.> Most of my warriors are escorting what's left of the Wargriders back to my camp. They were under attack by gaunts. I see you've taken casualties as well. If you join us, we will have more than 150 warriors and can destroy the Toungerippers once and for all.>>37250334Talk about the Axe as well.>>37250378HONOR!!
>>37250413The only way he'd show honor with how cocky he is would be by walking straight up to his face and decking him I'm thinking.Hopefully we can talk before that because I'm sure he'd take offense if he's still awake after it.
Looks like negotiation with a slight undercurrent of implied intimidation is popular. Is that okay with people?
>>37250488Yep.>>37250465I think it was a reference to an ogalaf comic.http://oglaf.com/honor/
>>37250488sure, they can join us or join the endless spawn of Gaunts
“I am no fool, Wyrmkiller chieftain, you think I would bring my whole clan this close to the Tonguerippers before I was ready to face them? The Wargriders have already joined me, and together we slaughtered a horde of Gaunts. I have taken the Rockbrutes, the Stormhowlers and the Goatfoots into my clan. I offer you the same chance to join me, or will you spit in the face of the one orc who could save your clan from the Tonguerippers and their abyssal magics, or from joining the wretched Gaunts?”The Wyrmkiller chieftain tugs at his beard, giving you a cockeyed look.“I wonder, Chieftain Ur'shal. Perhaps if your clan is as mighty as you say, I would be better served in slaying you here and claiming it for myself.”From the smirk on the chieftain's face you can't tell if he's being serious, or just trying to get under your skin, but his warriors are certainly starting to look ready for battle.>Tell him to try it, if he thinks he can.>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.>Keep your cool and continue negotiations.
>>37250677>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.
>>37250677"You could try. Two chieftains have tried, Ogre witches, trolls, deathwurms and even a pair of Abyssal demons have tried.Yet here I Stand, with a space by my side, or one in front of me."
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37250677>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.
>>37250677>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.You'd have to do what I did to best them. Can you have to beat an ogre coven, two chieftains and your second, that is if they don't slaughter you for cowardice out of hand.
>>37250677>Tell him to try it, if he thinks he can.
>>37250677>>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.
>>37250780This.>No self-respecting orc would follow a chief who would use his warriors to seize power instead of fighting for it himself.
>>37250677>>Tell him to try it, if he thinks he can.>>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easilyWe will not be insulted or intimidated.
>>37250780this, write in is perfect.
>>37250677>Laugh in his face for thinking your clan would fall into line with him that easily.>Keep your cool and continue negotiations.
Looks like laughing in his face with a hint of "try it" if the winner.Writing.Next post will be in a new thread.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37250925rolls?
>>37250870It's the added insult of "You guys havent killed a deathwurm in how long? I killed some, have one as a pet, and have a skinchanging priest to boot!"
>>37250939No, this is not a rolling situation, luckily for you.
>>37250939Not from you.
>>37250950Wyrm, not wurm.Wyrms being the ancient, cavern-dwelling, legless cousins of dragons.
>>37250939Dude. Never. Roll. Again. holy shit
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37250939>>37245109>>37246737>>37247455>>37250054All me I also rolled pretty high in this thread
New thread is up.>>>37251259