I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.The whole situation with my sister just left me feeling so depressed I spent the whole day moping about the house, every attempt I made to communicate with her ended with her leaving the room and slamming a door.Mum, however, swans about the house, humming to herself as she cleans. Dinner that night even comes with a homemade pie. It tastes like ashes.I barely get any sleep all night, tossing and turning, trying to come up with a way to stop this, to stop Eri.At the crack of dawn, I hear her door open, as the sound of a minibus pulling up outside echoes in through my window.Mum's helping her carry her suitcase down the stairs, Eri clutching the straps of her backpack, like a little kid, as she marches out the front door, quickly climbing into the bus, Mum stowing the case in the luggage compartment."Oh Daniel, isn't this great?" Mum asks, as she spots me in the doorway. "Now we can all put that silly phase behind us and focus on the future." Inside the bus, I see Eri staring dead ahead, headphones in, as Mum waves her goodbye. >What do?
>>37240406(Lie)"You realize the camp you sent her to is filled with monsters right?"
>>37240406"Did you actually read up on what happens to people at those camps? Did you check that it's not a front for some cult or evil organization to get brainwashed henchmen? "I didn't see you as a homophobe in this day and age, mom. Are you also a racist?"
>>37240406"What the fuck mum? How can you want to ruin Eri's life like that so much? Have you any idea what they do at those camps?"Go get Claire and tell her what is happening.Of course Chuckles fast forwards far enough that we can't stop her from leaving, fuck you Chuckles.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37240406Sister grab, and run like fuck!
>>37240406Get Mia to puncture the bus' tires or damage its engine with her drawings by inserting something into the engine before it can leave.
>>37240536Something like this sounds good to slow the bus from getting to the camp or stopping it from leaving, but I'm afraid Chuckles would just use it as and excuse to make the bus crash and kill everyone onboard the trolling cunt.
I turn to Mum, venting my frustration at her. "MUM, WHAT THE FUCK? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING? IT COULD BE SOME EVIL DEATH CULT OR SOMETHING!"Mum just sighs. "Daniel... I'm in a good mood, please watch your language."I step forward, lowering my voice. "Do you have any idea how much you're ruining her life?" I ask.Mum opens her mouth to answer, but redoubles her waving, as the bus starts to pull away. "Have fun sweetie!" She calls, "I'll try and find a nice boy for you when you get back." The bus quietly pulls away, accelerating down the street. "As for you, yes Daniel, I know they aren't evil. They're from the Church of the Shining Gods."I've never even heard of that shit, she's never even mentioned it before. I turn, watching the bus pull away down the street, as Mum lays a hand on my shoulder. "It's for her own good." She tells me.>What do
>>37240588Go staya google hurch of the Shining Gods.Show the results to Dad, and have him convince the mum, or something.
>>37240588"NO ITS NOT, its what you want to impose on her, to ruin her life and destroy who she is, to turn her into a soulless doll so you can have your perfect ideal daughter. You are killing her, you are tearing this family apart and you are too stubborn and stupid to even see it."Go tell Dad that Mum just sent Eri to a death cult camp to be brainwashed and who knows what else, and then go wake up Claire, Mia and Rosa, find out where the fuck this camp is and go get our goddamned sister back.
>>37240588Get Mia to draw a hole in the bus' fuel tank or replace its fuel with water or something it can't run on thats harmless.
>>37240588"No it's not, you're trying to brainwash her."Go do some research.
>>37240588"You're fucking stupid, and I've had it! Claire! Mia! We're stopping that bus!"Time to act like a main character, you fuck.
>>37240653This will probably fail, and land us in trouble with heroes.
>>37240653>Time to act like a main character, you fuck.Ha, as if Chuckles would even let us try and not be useless for once, every single fucking time we start making progress towards just being a somewhat productive human being and trying to better ourself or our friends its always "WOOPS, you ended up in the hospital in a coma, AGAIN, for the 43rd time".Fuck this, I'll catch up on this trainwreck in the morning, it's not like he'll let us do anything and will just keep trolling us to the detriment of the characters and the quest.
>>37240588Brush her hand off. Reply in a calm manner, as if we're disappointed in her more than angry."You're a homophobe, mom. Are you a racist, too? And the Chirch of the Shining Gods? Did you even check to see if they were on a government registry? I'm going to check right now, and so help me, I WILL get CPS involved if you messed this up."Go and check the Internet for this Church.
>>37240668Some things are worth the risk.Besidws, we'll just be rescuing her from a cult later if we don't stop her now.
>>37240688Lets not do that?The cult is brainwashing her to like the D. Let them. Why not?
There is also a possibility that the crazy death cult are perfectly fine, nice people, and chuckles is trolling us with a red herring.
>>37240693Because she's perfectly fine as is, and I bet you they are not trying to brainwash her for that at all. They'll suck her soul out.I had a friend go to the real life versions of those camps, and they ended up killing themselves because of them. So fuck Chuckles and whatever he is doing with this one.
>>37240688Atleast then we'll know what we're up against.
>>37240713nah, he's trolling us with a red herring thats a double cross honeypot that actually isn'tI have no idea what he is doing and with the shit he pulls I assume the worst case always, and I've yet to be proven wrong
>>37240693Let's not listen to you and Mom and be retarded also.
>>37240693>The cult is brainwashing her to like the D. Let them. Why not?Hahahahahaha, look at this retard, actually believing mom and the troll QM.
I shove her hand off me. "NO IT'S NOT! You're trying to brainwash her because you want your peferct little daughter. But you're an IDIOT!" I turn on my heel and run back into the house, waking Claire and Mia.Grabbing my laptop, I fill them in on Mum being an evil cunt, but more than usual, as I google the church. The website it pulls up seems innocuous."After the death of Yawe, our founder, Richard Sanctus discovered the old Shining Gods, a vision of their perfected realm, now allowed to grace our universe with their glorious light." I read out loud. "The founding principles of the Church of the Shining God, are creating strong communities, love and stability.""Sounds like every religious pamphlet ever." Claire comments, slumping down next to me. "We're breaking her out right? Then we need to look up where she is."I click the locations tab, and sure enough, the regional camp is listed. A two hour drive out of the city, lying just past the Animal Line, reaching the Safe Lands, in a wooded community, it has pictures of smiling staff, sporting areas, a picturesque lake.Mia writes the address down, "Alright... so there hours out of the city... What do we do now?" Claire asks.>Write in
>>37240799Call up Rosa and Avery, see if they can help out.Also go and tell Dad and get him to help or at least slap mom for being a retarded asshole.
>>37240588>Let her go. Recede from the world. Feel the colors slowly seep out from around you as you realize that thinking with your dick lost you your sister, and everything that was great about her. It's more than depression, it's guilt that has evolved into a righteous self-hatred, one that brings you closer to suicide with every step you take.
>>37240799We totally are ignoring the fact she does not want to be rescued.We gonna go, break in there, and get told to piss off.
>>37240835You're late troll.
>>37240799Research more about the Church. Find testimonials of survivors. Check government websites to see if they're on a watch registry.Call up Rosa and see if her family's network can dig up any dirt on this Church. Because they're beyond the Animal Line, we need to be more careful on how we do this. Also look up their founder and the death of Yawe. We need to know what they did.
>>37240839And?If someone wants to jump off a cliff for no good reason do you let them just because they might tell you off? Don't be retarded.
>>37240799Go there and follow them, stealthily.
>>37240841>implying the emotional rollercoaster would be anything but fun.
>>37240861Exactly, it wouldn't be fun you retard. So fuck off and go sabotage another quest.
>>37240851I totally would. I might be a bad person lol.
>>37240852Are you fucking stupid? That camp is past the Animal Line, you fucking retard.
>>37240873You are a fucking atrocious human being.>>37240874>lying just past the Animal Line, reaching the Safe Lands, in a wooded community>reaching the Safe Lands, in a wooded community
So, just an observation, but she's going there to be turned straight right?We could just leave her be and dick her when she gets back and likes men now.
>>37240874So? If the bus can get there we should be able to.
>>37240883No, that's not is what is going to happen at all, and no we're not leaving her there.They don't 'fix' you at those camps, they destroy you, they torture you, they demolish your mind and sense of self, they rewrite your personality and entire being. They are some of the worst places imaginable, they are worse than prisons.
>>37240872>hurrr, it's not what I want so it must be troll>hurrr, it's not how I view the character reacting so it must be troll>hurrr, what is guilt? I've never felt bad for doing anything.
>>37240883Fuck that and fuck you for being that stupid and gullible.>>37240896Chuckles stop shitposting in your own quest you faggot.
>>37240882That still means going past the Animal Line ourselves to get to the Safe Lands. Going past the Line requires planning and preparation. Not even the mercs who kidnapped Avery went past the Line.
>>37240883>but she's going there to be turned straight right?That's what Mom thinks and is trying to brainwash her into, but its very far from the truth.>We could just leave her be and dick her when she gets back and likes men now.No, just no anon.
So, I've got an idea: we abandon Eri to her fate and just ignore her character to fuck with Chuckles' constant trolling whilst instead spending the day having some fun with the remaining girls
>>37240909We have Mia and Rosa, together they can buy/build something to get us there fast.>>37240926You're as bad as Chuckles, don't try to lower us to his level of faggotry you piece of shit.
>>37240909We have Mia and Claire, all we need is some drawings.
>>37240906>Chuckles>my sidesIn all seriousness, do none of you have any guilt for taking a perfectly normal lesbian, tricking her into kissing NOT ONLY A GUY, BUT HER BROTHER, and then repeatedly fucking with her head and trying to brainwash her into liking her brother's own dick when it was something she was clearly not comfortable with?Does noone realize she went there, on her own, because we pushed her to that point?
>>37240926I've got an idea too, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
>>37240942Yes we fucking do you colossal retard, or did you not read the last thread at all?We're trying to fucking fix that mess, but we have to save her from that death camp first.>>37240936Don't forget Rosa and Avery can help out.
>>37240942I just got here, so no.Part of me wants to see what happens when a superpower generator has incest babies.
>>37240942And you want to leave her to be brainwashed and eventually kill herself, out of guilt?Because that's what I'm seeing here.
>>37240943Yeah, nah. But seriously, playing this quest isn't any fun when 80% of it is fixing the results from the latest action of retarded players trying to stick in something new.
>>37240962No its not, especially when the remaining 20% is trying to fix the bullshit that Chuckles trolls us with.This quest used to be fun, then Chuckles went full retard every 2 threads.
>>37240976So why are you still here?
>>37240962Oh so you would rather keep doing those retarded actions and fuck up our sisters life and give in to what our monster of a mother wants?Get fucked.
I ask Claire to call Rosa over, as I google more about the church. I check the government watch list, to see if theyre a cult or something, but nothing comes up on them, despite me checking the whole list. Next I search up some of their camp converts on their site. They're all blandly smiling in their photos, wearing shirts in plaid and primary colours, each having pretty much the same story."I used to be so confused-" One starts"I was in a dark place-""Experimenting in sinful behaviour-" "But then I found out about the Shining Gods-""And I was SAVED!-""I found a community I belonged-""Yadda yadda yadda." Mia comments shaking her head, "It's all the same. Danny, we need to help her. They'll change who she is and that... it's not right!"Claire tosses my phone back to me. "Rosa's on her way over. I called in Avery too. Figured we could use a lunatic with a gun." She pretends to fire a rifle at the computer screen. "Creepy fuckers are gonna give my girlfriend back." She shifts her stance, "Alright, so how we getting there?">Write in
>>37240976Which is why I'm advocating cutting our losses, ditching Eri to her fate and moving on to more entertaining things>>37240989To fuck women and drink paint.
>>37240960ya know what, go ahead. Let's see how this trainwreck goes. I'm taking my hands off the wheel here.
>>37240989Because I'm invested in this and attached to the characters. I want to enjoy the quest with them again, but its getting damn hard with Chuckles and the retards doing their best to drive this into the ground.>>37241002>Which is why I'm advocating cutting our losses, ditching Eri to her fate and moving on to more entertaining thingsI seriously hope you choke on your tongue and die right now.
>>37240942I woted against it, but now we have to do stupid shit because of it.>>37240960I kinda want to.How about a vote, so we see general direction, so we stop arguing?Rescuing Eri, Yay, or Nay?Because we totally can sleep in her room now, not on the couch.Lets not rescue her. Lets counter troll the Chuckles. Cut our losses.
>>37241000We need a vehicle that can get us there and back fast, see if Mike has any designs or if Mia can build something to help, or if Rosa has anything like that available to her.>>37241002>>37241003Great, we have two colossal retards willing to shit this quest up deliberately and a QM who wants nothing more than to constantly troll us and see us fail...
>>37241000>I don't know.Mia draws up an Orbital Drop platform?
>>37241021>How about a vote, so we see general direction, so we stop arguing?How about you fuck off and stop being stupid?We're rescuing our sister.
>>37241000>"Mia materialises a minibus and a driver">"By the way Mia, grab the biggest sketchpad you have, we're gonna need a lotta drawings"
After this, we need to move out. Fuck these assholes. We need our own place.
>>37241000We need a vehicle, something fast and robust preferably.
>>37241030is there a difference between trolling and writing emotional low pointsthe coma with wheel claire didnt stick or have any real repurcussions, and we can probably save eri if we believe in true sibling love or something
>>37241021>Rescuing Eri, Yay, or Nay?>YayAs if you need to ask you retarded piece of shit.
>>37241030>two colossal retardsOnly we're not. Neither of us are the one's who voted to push Eri this far. We're just tired of the bullshit the rest of you invoked once a fucking gain.
>>37241049Are we driving the dildo wan?1)Make Mia draw a car2) Seats are dildos3)put them in our ass and drive anyway.Sounds like good idea?
>>37241056>is there a difference between trolling and writing emotional low pointsThere is when its a constant and deliberate act to toy with us for LOLDRAMA's sake.>>37241063Neither did I vote for it, I was asleep and woke up to that trainwreck, and now I'm left trying to fix it while apparently the rest of the players are content to walk away from the mess they made.
>>37241021yay. also, we already have a bed, we have been sleeping on it almost every night.
>>37241021How about you not be a faggot? We're rescuing our sister and that is final.
>>37241082>There is when its a constant and deliberate act to toy with us for LOLDRAMA's sake.Name all the LOLDRAMA moments in this quest which had any real lasting repercussion so far other than keeping the quest interesting and emotionally investing in the long run.
>>37241021>Lets not rescue her. Lets counter troll the Chuckles. Cut our losses....You honestly can't be that stupid I hope.This is what you get when you do nothing but troll your players Chuckles...
>>37241104>keeping the quest interestingAh yes that great fallback, the "I voted for this because it's interesting" sabotage.
>>37241114Still waiting on that list.
>>37241056>the coma with wheel claire didnt stickYeah it did, its not Chuckles or the rest of our fault if you are stupid enough to not let that change you or how you think about voting and our actions anymore.
>>37241000We can use one of Mia's hovercar drawings. That'll be fast enough to minimize our time between the Line and the Safe Lands.We could see if Rosa could boost is one of her family's construction vehicles. They're all over the place so would raise less eyebrows.We also should ask Mile for either video cameras or one of his robots that can record video; we're going to want to collect video evidence of the Church's actions. Maybe get their accounting book to show where the money is going.
>>37241063I really don't see how leaving her there would make anything better in any way.
>>37241123Not than anon but you can just go to the archives and read the final three updates from every second thread, theres more than enough lolrandumb drama for drama's sake there.
>>37241135I do wonder some days what kind of ultracomfy quest some of you people want. The moment anything even remotely bad happens you shriek about QM trolling.Should chuckles change the way he runs the quest, the way he has run it since the beginning, because you don't like it? Are you really owed that much?
>>37241150There's a different between non-ultracomfy and this where we play 'guess the family member in hospital today' game every other thread.
>>37241150>The moment anything even remotely bad happens you shriek about QM trolling.No anon, we don't do that anywhere near as much as you think, so go throw out your confirmation bias and stop felating Chuckles' dick of +10 trolling.What >>37241166 said.
>>37241150>the way he has run it since the beginningIt wasn't anywhere near that bad at the beginning, it's gotten exponentially worse in regards to his trolling and how regular and stupid and detrimental it is. Now we can't go 2 threads without ending up in hospital for something completely bullshit.
>>37241166It's happened what, maybe three or four times in 34 threads. Wow, how terrible.
>>37241150>Should chuckles change the way he runs the quest, the way he has run it since the beginning, because you don't like it? Are you really owed that much?When he continuously abuses us like a battered spouse, yes.
>>37241150To be fair Chuckles is a troll.Check out his twitter profile links. Its totally not meat spin.
>>37241190Nice strawman there anon, he trolls us with equivalent events every 3 threads.>>37241200He's a self admitted unrepentant cunt of a troll, it must suck to be Mrs Chuckles.
>>37241190Sure, then add on all the threads we spent dealing with it. The proportion is much less favourable than 4/34
I look to Mia. "Reckon you can make something? Small and fast, preferably." She nods. "And grab the biggest sketchpad you have, who knows how much we'll need."She nods, turning to my desk and pulling a pen out, rapidly stroking something out. Claire hugs me tight. "I'm getting that dyke back Danny. She's my dyke. Hell she's our dyke. No one gets to fuck with her." I just nod in agreement, as I head to Mike's room. "Dude, I need your camera."He spins in his chair. "C-camera, I don't-"I just cut him off. "The one you used to record the neighbour girl getting out of the shower. Where is it? I need it for helping Eri."Mike sighs, before moving to rummage through his bedside drawer, handing me the camera and shooing me out. "I would come help... but I got so much work man. Sorry...."I head back to my room, finding Rosa climbing in through the window, hauling Avery up behind her. Mia shifts her completed drawing to me, a elongated hovercar, with six seats. "What's this about evil religions or whatever?" She asks as she spots me. "Claire said they kidnapped your sister.">Write in
>>37241215"She went off to some reform camp."This is gonna backfire when they find out we're the cause of it all.
>>37241215"Well essentially my Mum used them to kidnap her to brainwash her. We fooled around a little bit and she wasn't entirely comfortable with it at the end, and then Mum preyed on her moment of vulnerability and sent her off to this reform/death camp."
>>37241215>"Well she volunteered herself thanks to Mum's bullshit and my less than sensible actions. 20/20 hindsight and all that. But now she's heading to some cult camp and we need to fetch her back.">"Good car Mia, everyone: all aboard the Chuckles Express!"
>>37241215Have her start drawing up monsters, but not finishing them but for a few pen strokes... Like a delayed Summon Monster spell. We may need backup.
>>37241238>all aboard the Chuckles Express!"Don't say this. He'll crash it with no survivors, the fucker is a baneposting shitposter.
>>37241215Comon dildo car...Evil brainwash cult, blah blah blah...
>>37241239They don't summon when she finishes them, only when she wants to summon them and we power her.She can have loads of finished drawings ready and waiting to be activated.
>>37241239We can do that in the car. Don't forget that her drawing us arms and armour is a lot more effective than monsters who flap about causing random terror if we're going for a direct rescue.If we want the camp to be cancelled due to monster activity and deny involvement then yeah, monsters is the way to go.
>>37241215"Well, Mom convinced her to go along with them, and I'm not sure what they actually do, but I guess that's about right."
>>37241215"She checked herself in to one of those religious "be normal" camps, the Information's on my laptop. "It's my fault she did that, and I'm getting her out before it gets any worse."
>>37241276>Don't forget that her drawing us arms and armour is a lot more effective than monsters who flap about causing random terror if we're going for a direct rescue.Indeed, but she can have both ready and waiting to be used when we need to.We could have her draw lots of mutated and even more deadly versions of Australian wildlife ready to attack the place in case we need a diversion or to deflect blame.
>>37241300>she can have both ready and waiting to be used when we need to.Only if we have the time and the hovercar is decently fast. Chuckles won't let us prepare all the possible drawings we could want, that'd make things too simple.
>>37241312Ah but of course, I forgot for a moment he'll do whatever he can to fuck us over.
>>37241276>If we want the camp to be cancelled due to monster activity and deny involvement then yeah, monsters is the way to go.what if she draws some ninjas to infiltrate and see what goes on?The drawings are expendable in case there are anti-monster defenses, and we can get an idea of the camp's security.Also, they can look for evidence of torture for us.
Guys, Eri will resist to being rescued.Whats the plan for that?
>>37241328Be Danni.Or knock her out and carry her out Conan style.
>>37241300You mean the same exact wildlife with lasers attached to them
>>37241326Not a bad idea, though Claire will see something shiny and charge in probably.>>37241328Kidnap and brainwashing her in a different way, I dunno. Maybe having our harem tell her what we tried and fucking failed to. She might believe it more after it comes out of their lips
If the rescue ends up working out I think we should tell Claire to stop fucking her.Poor girl needs to find a normal relationship.
>>37241328Well figure that out once we get there and have some more information.
>>37241326That sounds smart and sensible. We should do it to recon the place.
>>37241336But after that? What we say to mom? We get in trouble, and Eri go straight back to the same place.
>>37241357We move out.
>>37241351>Poor girl needs to find a normal relationship....That's what they are trying to brainwash her into there.
>>37241328I want to do something a little more involved than a smash-n-grab.Like do some observation and get evidence of torture we can show her, or identify other campers that have been there and are resisting the brainwashing to convince Eri.
>>37241357>What we say to mom?That'll we'll slap her if she tries it again? And moreover that we'll just organise a mass exodus of her kids from the house
>>37241357>What we say to mom?We don't say anything, we slap her in the face. But we need to have a serious talk with Eri and get her to be okay with who she is.>>37241360Nah, that comes later when our sister's life and soul is not at risk of our Mom trying to destroy it.
>>37241360To where? We have no money, or job prospects.>>37241370Our mom is batshit insane, and can warp reality. We cant do shit to her.
>>37241380>We have no money, or job prospects.We have rich girlfriend of a property mogul and our brother has a job. We can also finally start organising some way of making money from Mia's drawings
>>37241380We don't have money, but Mike and Eri do. And while I hate to always be depending on Rosa, she can probably help them find someplace with low rent.It only needs to be until Mike finishes the learning AI upgrade and gets signed on for real with the Mishone corp.
>>37241378We take her with us.>>37241380Become a power-granting manwhore.
>>37241409>We take her with us.Sounds good to me.
>>37241380We don't actually have to do shit to her if everyone just moves out.
"She checked herself into some religious pray the gay away camps. It's my fault really. But now we're all gonna save her." Avery clicks her tongue at that, but makes no comment, instead dumping a backpack on the floor. The clear sound of rattling metal comes from inside it."All right everyone down to the street. The faster we go, the sooner we can get her out." Claire claps her hands, pushing everyone out the door.In the street, Mia wills the car into existance, Claire calling the drivers seat. I call shotgun, as Rosa and Avery sit in the middle, Mia taking the back seat and sketching out more ideas.Claire instantly starts powering down the street, heading for the highway south, merging into the traffic with a violent jerk of the wheel. "Learn to drive asshole!" She pits at the guy in the hovercar next to us.Eventually, we hit the city border, reading the menacing sign over the highway, as it merges into a single lane. 'Now leaving Seh-Ting. Keep eyes open.'With me directing, we power down the highway, as it passes through a wasteland of desert and scrub, the occasional shacks of hardcore survivalists standing alone.On the horizon, shapes skitter and bound, menacing animals pounding the ground beneath them. Huge winged creatures circle overhead, keeping pace with us even at ridiculous speeds, they fight among themselves for aerial dominance.I turn to give Claire some advice.>Take the car higher off the ground>Keep as low as possible
>>37241432>Keep going as we are, Claire's got it down just fine
>>37241432>Keep as low as possibleThe crazy cult probably has radar and shit.
>>37241432>>37241440 and>Have Mia recharge from us and keep the car summoned
>>37241432>let Claire keep driving, our advice is usually shitI'm surprised there are no automated defenses out here to keep the highway safe.Must be because of budget shortfalls.
>>37241432>Keep as low as possible
On second thoughts, Claire knows what she's doing. I leave her in charge, flying a few metres above ground.We continue is silence for quite sometime, staring out at the blasted desert, trying to forget the horrifying things they showed us in biology. The things that live out here.At my direction, Claire takes a wide arc off the empty highway, lazily drifting onto the next road. In the distance a Horned Eagle-Mantis, nearly fifteen metres from head to tail, dives, plucking something to far away to make out, swallowing it nearly whole.It's a grim moment, but Claire powers on, leaving the car filled with the sounds of Mia scratching away.Eventually, the desert gives way to light wooded areas, which Claire decides to fly over, rather than among the trees, as we get closer and closer, before we reach the Safe Lands border.Finally, we spot the sign, marking the end of the Animal Line, breathing a collective sigh of relief. I guide us through the last few turns, and in fifteen minutes, Claire parks the car on top of a hill near the camp.As everyone clamber out, stretching, Mia shows me her work. "I got seven sketches done." She informs me. "It would have been more but... focusing on it was kind of making me car sick."I nod and thank her with a kiss, before looking at this camp.It's... normal looking.No stone walls or barb wire fences. Hell there aren't even fences. No floodlights or anything suspicious. Just some cabins, a church by the looks of it, an admin building, and some courts for sports.There aren't any guards, just normal looking people, wandering around, talking and waving at each other.>What do?
>>37241593Infiltrate the camp, Mia can change our appearances so we won't be recognized.
>>37241593>"Mia, make us all into different people, let's wander a little bit and see what's going on whilst wearing the perfect disguises"
>>37241593>Realize this isn't a death cult. Realize that you actually did fuck with Eri in the worst way. Realize we are just terrible people. Realize this might be better for Eri.
>>37241593Ask the girls their thoughts on how to proceed, have Mia sketch some disguises for us.>>37241635Don't do this.
>>37241593Infiltration with Mia's disguises.
>>37241593Let's get a disguise, and do some reconnaissance.
Do you guys think we should have Mia get a drawing of Danni ready in case we need to change into her to deal with Eri or snap her out of whatever funk she is in?
>>37241664I think Danni would bring up bad memories more than anything else right now.
>>37241664Nah, I doubt that would help.
>>37241673Potentially true, or it might just shock her out of a dangerous place mentally.
"Mia... reckon you can disguise our faces?" I ask hopefully.She shrugs. "It'll have to be basic if we want it done before sundown, but okay."We crouch down, hiding in the shade of the treeline as people go about their day below us. A few dudes are going swimming in the lake. Together. Playing in an overly physical manner. Until a councillor comes along and they quickly swim to shore, their body language embaressed.After a while Mia taps me. "I had an idea, to save time... I did two faces on different bodies, so if we split up... no one will notice.">Sounds good, let's go>Take your time, it's not a huge rush
>>37241718>Sounds good, let's goWhat could go wrong.
>>37241718>>Sounds good, let's go
>>37241718>Hey, we could turn you into Milo real quick and you can serve as a diversion?
I'm tempted to have us and Mia stay here and keep drawing and keep in contact with the others via hidden comms
>>37241744Ooh, let's all 63, then we can start gaying up the place!
>>37241744yeah no I don't want to throw Mia to the wolves like that, we can just have her draw a distraction if you want one instead of being stupid like that.
>>37241744We don't actually need a diversion while we're just observing.
>>37241770Always plan three steps ahead.
>>37241776We can have Mia cause other distractions than putting her in danger like that needlessly. What you said is not planning three steps ahead, but setting us up to go back three steps when it goes wrong.
>>37241804Okay, so let's have her poof into existence all those guys making out that she totally doesn't draw when she has the time.
>>37241776But executing three steps ahead is just stupid.
>>37241593Ask Mia to draw a ninja to do the scouting for us. We should have it check the kitchen to see if the food is being drugged.We have the time, and we should be sure of what we're doing before charging in.
>>37241718Shit, I meant to reply to this post with >>37241872And doing any kind of distractions now is stupid, when we don't know the security layout yet.
I nod her plan on, and sure enough, Mia shifts everyone, our faces shifting into generic faces, average features that don't warrant a second glance."Alright, we'll split up then." Claire says. "What teams should we have? One of us will have to be on their own.">What teamsThenGo to...>Church>Admin>The lake>The huts>The cafeteria>The courts
>>37241897>ChurchWe need Jesus. We got fucked by three dudes, y'know? There was even a chick with a dick! And all the other times were done out of wedlock!
>>37241897>Us & Claire - cafeteria>Rosa & Mia - huts>Avery - churchwe need to get to know the place and the players, see how things work and who is who, we also need to find where Eri is, but not make a move on her until we need to or we're forced to.
>>37241928I think sending Avery out alone would be a bad move unless we want a gunfight to start.
>>37241897Goddamnit, why do we always rush in to situations with less thought than Claire nowadays?>TeamsRosa and Claire go to Admin.Us and Avery go to the cafeteriaMia stays hidden in the trees and continues drawing. Draw up a pair of ninja, one as a guard and the other as a scout.Avery may know of any chemicals being added to the food. Rosa can fast-talk her team out of trouble. Tell Claire not to make contact with Eri yet. We're still doing recon.
>>37241945well I want to keep Claire with us, to keep her under control and I figured that Avery might be used to skulking around like this so she might be able to handle herself, but we should ask her first, we can always pair Mia and Avery up and let Rosa or us be the one alone.
>>37241897Avery & Mia to AdminDanny & Claire to The hutsRosa to The cafeteria
>>37241928The problem of going to the cafeteria with us and Claire is that neither of us are good with chemicals or industrial cooking, so we may not be able to identify any mind control drugs. Avery may know more due to her experience with pharma companies kidnapping her.We should ask her if she has a working knowledge of mind altering chemicals.
>>37241993>We should ask her if she has a working knowledge of mind altering chemicals.Yeah, and we should ask all the girls where they think they can help best
>>37241897>>37241962This seems smartest.
>>37241993I suppose we could send Avery there with Mia or Rosa.
>>37241962going with this one
>>37242044>dis gun b gud
>>37242044You know that Chuckles is going to fuck us over when he picks one option before voting has ended.
>>37241966>"What's the point in packing a sword like that if your aren't even gonna use it?"
>>37242082See >>37242071Don't blame chucks for your own stupidity
>>37242082The voting did actually finish already, though I don't know when he made that decision.
>>37242111How is it our stupidity? Its a single vote that he cherry picked. Don't try that bullshit Chuckles.
>>37242082Voting time was over, and that one was the only option anyone had seconded. To be honest if chuckles had left us to it we would have kept arguing over exact team builds for hours.
>>37242111But anon I mean Chuckles, how can it be the future WE chose when he chose it? The only stupidity here is in your blatantly obvious trolling.
>>37242123>>37242138Not this vote, this whole damn situation is something of anon's doing.
>>37242111Alright, point out what's wrong with the choice.Given that he was telling us to split up and go explore, what is wrong with the plan?
>>37242131But arguing over exact team builds is the best.
>>37242149The fact that he railroaded us to split the party so he can fuck us in the ass.
>>37242160Been absent for a few threads, have we gotten to fuck anyone in the ass yet?
I point to Rosa and Claire. "You guys check out the admin building for us, ask around, see if you find anything suspicious."They nod, and sneak down the hill ahead of us, heading for the main building. "Mia... I want you to stay up here and keep lookout for us. Preferably draw up a bodyguard for yourself too, and a ninja thing for a scout." She nods, sitting back down with her sketchpadAvery slugs me in the arm lightly. "Guess that leaves you and me. Where we goin then?" I point at the cafeteria. "If I know my sister, she's sitting in a corner of that cafeteria, ignoring everyone and refusing to play sports. And even if she isn't there... I wanna take a look at the kitchens."Avery nods, finger to her chin. "Right... you figure the foods got drugs in it? Making them into a good little flock?"I shrug. "It's a possibility yes." And with that, we head off down the hill, looping around the lake to get to the cafeteria.The inside looks pretty basic. Calm blue walls, picnic tables along a long hall, enough tables to seat a hundred or so. A few people look around at us, but none of them looks familiar. None of the corners are inhabitated by Eri, just insecure looking people, sitting in small groups, talking to people in uniforms."Not here?" Avery asks with a nudge. I shake my head. "Alright, you wanna sneak into the kitchen then?">Yeah>Hang on, let's join in on one of these talks>Nah, let's check another building (write in)
>>37242173Yes. Claire gave us her ass as a christmas present.
>>37242160To be fair, an unknown group of five walking around doesn't permit for a lot of stealth.
>>37242181Only it does? Everyone's new here>>37242175>Hang on, let's join in on one of these talks
>>37242175>Nah, let's check another building (write in)Let's check out the huts before we raise too much suspicion.
>>37242181If they catch on to us, we can always lose them by running in and out of doors in a hallway.
>>37242228But first we have to find a hallway.
>>37242175>YeahThe problem I see with joining any of the groups is that they're all being monitored by people in uniforms. If we join one of those groups, we'll be asked questions and we won't be able to move away without being noticed.
>>37242175>YeahI can't tell if they're just good at keeping appearances or if it's just the regular kind of brainwashing camp.
>inbi4 there is nothing wrong with the place.
>>37242367Still wouldn't care, we're rescuing our sister from it anyway.
>>37242337Either one is bad, but if we find evidence of the former it will probably be easier to get Eri out of here, unless we get caught which could make things difficult.
"Yeah." We shuffle down the hall, coming to the unstaffed lunch bar. Acting casual, like we belong there, we continue walking right around it and through the door into the kitchen.I watch the door, as Avery instantly starts checking shelves and cupboards, sniffing at spices and anything else that could be suspicious."Salt... rosemary... garlic salt, pepper." She steps away from the spice rack, and opens a cupboard, sniffing a tub of white powder. "Just flour." She comments.This continues about the whole kitchen, no liquids or spices or even the cleaning products trigger anything for Avery. "I'd know if they were using something, after all the experience I've had with poison." She shakes her head. "Place is clean. Top to bottom" She tells me with a shrug."Ummm, hi kids." Says a gentle voice behind us. I turn, finding a rotund man in a chefs hat. "Are you guys new? Guests usually aren't allowed in the kitchen.">Yes we're new, sorry>Avery, get him>Other
>>37242406>Yes we're new, sorry
>>37242406>Yes we're new, sorry"Sorry, I've got Celiac Disease and wanted to make sure there wasn't anything in the my food that could set that off."
>>37242406>Yes we're new, sorryI wonder how lenient they are.
>>37242406This could work, or Crohn's Disease.>>37242433
>>37242433This. Great excuse.
>>37242406>Yes we're new, sorryGive the excuse that we just wanted to check the kitchen because of our dietary needs.
Why are we even here this will only make her hate us more? Why don't we let her make her own decisions about her life.
>>37242548Because straight camps do horrible things to people. She's not thinking clearly about how to live her life right now, she's overreacting to Danny being a retard.
>>37242548Because incest fags can't let go and conspiracy fags think this is a brainwash camp.
>>37242548Because these camps do not let her make her own decisions about life, she was doing that before she came here, these camps are literally the death of people and their personalities and individuality.You know, this things we've only said and explained 14 times before in this very fucking thread.
>>37242548Because she is getting brainwashed, and potentially worse. Also there's really now way for her to get out of here even if she wanted to.
>>37242548Because with Chuckles' trolling, the only way to fix our retarded decisions is with more retarded decisions. Also what everyone else said, several times already, in this very thread, so shut the fuck up and read the goddamn thread before opening your whore mouth faggot.
"Yes. We're new here, Sorry, it's just that.... I have Coeliacs disease, and to make sure I didn't do myself anyharm, my friend here offered to check all the supplies for gluten."The chef tuts in sympathy, holding a hand over his heart. "Oh you poor thing. I pray the Shining Gods enact you a miracle and cure your disease some day." He bustles over to the table and starts chopping onions. "I'll make sure to prepare something special just for you."I nod my head. "Thank you, so much sir."He just waves us out. "No problem kids, you have to have a healthy body to have a healthy mind too after all. Now you too run along to the greeting ceremony. Have fun now."I start to ask more, but Avery shoves me out the door. "It'd raise to many questions to ask him about the greeting." She hisses, before stopping a dude who looks like a guest. "Sorry, we forgot, which building is the greeting in again?"He shakes his hair out of his eyes, smiling at us. "Oh, no worries friends, it's over in the church." he casts an eye up at the clock. "Better hurry though, it starts in five." He holds a hand out to me. "Eren, by the way." I shake his hand back, "Quentin." I reply with a fake name, just in case. He winks as he shakes my hand, before nodding at Avery and walking away."Wonder if he'd be interested if he knew I was packing the same equipment..." Avery muses. "Alright, what now?">Write in
>>37242548If your sister had a gun in her mouth, would you let her pull the trigger?Because camps like this exist in the real world. They take everything that makes you who you are and beat it out of you, and replace it with layer upon layer of religious bullshit. It's spiritual and psychological suicide.
>>37242619Meat up with others.>>37242636I totally would. Hell I even buy the ammo for her.
>>37242619>Go to the church.>Dick about
>>37242619Let's go see what's going on at the church.
>>37242646Don't cut yourself on that edge
>>37242646See, normal people? Ones who aren't sociopaths? We actually care about our family even if we hate them sometimes, and on occasion we even step in for strangers.
>>37242646We can't meet up, we look identical, and we must observe the greeting ceremony that starts in five.
>>37242646>I totally would. Hell I even buy the ammo for her.Why don't you go buy the ammo for yourself and kill yourself already?
>>37242646>Meat up with others.Are you retarded? Wait don't bother answering, you are. Otherwise you wouldn't have forgotten the fact that we can't meet up with the others because of our disguises.
>>37242716I doubt they would even sell him any.
>>37242619Get Mia to see if she has that ninja done, then go over to the Church to observe the ritual.
>>37242758inB4 we accidentally eat the magic with our powers, pissing the cultists off and starting a fight.
>>37242729In secluded place, next to Mia, so we can compere what we found.Not go into place where the others are.I should always point out the obius, I guess.
>>37242619Get Mia to be ready with those distractions in case we need to interrupt the 'greeting ceremony'
church seems to win it
inb4 bad end where we all get brainwashed by cultists
>>37242777>I should always point out the obius, I guess.In that case I should also point out we have 5 minutes to get to the church, but we should have Mia ready with her drawings in case we need her.
>>37242783Yeah I'll second this.>>37242787Damn, can we get Mia to come along to the church? Actually counting the votes it seems to be tied.
>>37242787well as of your post 'go to church' is tied with 'get mia then head to the church' with 2 votes a piece, though its not very clear
>>37242790Their brainwashing doesn't seem all that effective so far, unless they're brainwashing them for something else.
Just a quick question.Who here has considered that maybe it's just a camp of religious people trying to give insecure teens real counseling advice, and not a satanist brainwashing factory of doom and blood sacrifices?
I call Mia and inform her that we found nothing. "Yeah, nothings really going on up here either." She replies. "Just people doing normal stuff I guess."I just nod. "Okay, well, we're gonna be going into the church, apparently they have a greeting ceremony going on. Figure that's where we'll find Eri. Can you have something ready to back us up in case things go tits up?""Sure. Okay, get back to work. Mia, out." She hangs up.Avery and I head into the church, finding the pews cleared to the sides, leaving the floor cleared for a crowd to gather in.I look around the room in dismal horror, polo wearing hipping and hopping teens bounce on the balls of their feet to the weak religious rock, staring into their cups of lemonade and clearing their throats. As I dither in the doorway, looking for Eri, a pastor or priest or whatever the fuck this group calls their leader nudges the obvious diversity hire next to him.Ah, a youth pastor. Clad in a plaid shirt and tan cargo shorts, the overly smiley Indianistanian wonders over, quickly dabbing the sweat off his dark forehead. I can already feel my gut churning, knowing he’s going to be one of those overenthusiastic youth pastors or something. “Hi guys! Sooo glad you could make it tonight!” he half yells, curving backwards slightly in excitement, hugging a clipboard to his chest earnestly. Oh god. “Listen, nice to meet you, I’m Tyson, and you are...?” His teeth gleam in the bright yellow of the lights.“Um... Shannon?” Avery replies.Tyson’s smile widens further. “Well HI Shannon, welcome to camp, if you don’t mind, could ya pop your details here for me?” He passes her the clipboard, which she stares at without writing, “Oh, and you are?” "Eren." I mumble, still looking around"Well hi Eren, so good to see more kids turning away from lives of sin. I look forward to getting to know each of you. Any issues, I'm your guy.>Okay, thanks>Have you seen a girl called Erica anywhere>Other
>>37242877Guilty until proven innocent.
>>37242877Same thing, there is literally no difference between them.
>>37242877Have you ever considered that at night, the kids might be forced into heterosexuality?
>>37242877Considered it. Given the fact that NPCs seem to agree that this sounds like a hell of a bad thing, and that the testimonials sound pretty fucking brainwashy, and the fact that NOTHING in this setting has ever been innocuous right down to our own fucking parents, the QM would have to be a right and proper cunt to pull that sort of thing on us.Plus, this isn't a character "looking for help", it's a character who's convinced she needs to be "fixed". And even IF this turns out to be Chuckles being a cunt, this is the sort of place people like Eri should probably stay away from anyway.
>>37242891>"Please tell me what I'm doing here I'm so confused and lost and please help me see the light!"
>>37242934>QM would have to be a right and proper cunt to pull that sort of thing on us.So, the cult is, indeed, utterly innocuous then.
>>37242891>Okay, thanks>Have you seen a girl called Erica anywhere>We were talking earlier and she said to find her later, we were having a nice talk about the kind of lives we had left behind and how we were looking forward to improving ourselves.
>>37242934>the QM would have to be a right and proper cunt to pull that sort of thing on us.He is, he is a massive cuntish trolling faggot.
>>37242891>Okay, thanksThis anon needs to sleep, fellow anons, don't cock up, get our sister back safe and sound.
>>37242957>>37242986Just because he made our actions have consequences your getting anally annihilated. Trying to force a fetish could do so much worse anons grow up.
>>37242957Not necessarily, although not for the lack of QM's cuntishness.
>>37242957>>37242986Part of what I'm saying is that any cult or "prayer camp", even one that's well-meaning, isn't innocuous. So getting Eri the hell out is still the right choice.
>>37243021Except that's not what this is about at all, its about him being an utter cunt of a troll, thread in thread out. Stop trying to defend yourself anonymously Chuckles.>>37243032Oh I agree, We need to get her out of here safe and whole despite the cunt of a QM's trolling and constant fucking us over.
>>37243032Yes, even if only for the reason that she can't get out by herself.
>>37243021Good job giving yourself away as someone who doesn't even bother to read the threads, otherwise you would know that what we're talking about isn't relating to that spectacular moment of retarded anon decision making.
>>37243021>Trying to force a fetish could do so much worse anons grow up.Stop trying to throw up smoke to obscure the issue Chuckles, your shitposting is really annoying and pathetic.
Man, this quest sure became a bummer. I'm out.
>>37243085Chuckles was totally not all for the incest fetish, bringing it up every time it was possible.>>37243112Yup. Not fun at all so far. I just check in every couple of hours, to see if we are going anywhere with this.
>>37243142>bringing it up every time it was possible.Except we didn't do that at all, like all those times we simply got /fit/ or talked to Eri, or she helped us get Mia back, or those other times before then.
>>37243142We won't be since anons are all pissed off about Chuckles cock blocking them with Eri. Honestly if her dying would be the only way to stop the incest fags and then we'd have a bigger shitstorm.
>>37243181>anons are all pissed off about Chuckles cock blocking them with Eri.I'm not, I'm all for having lewds with Eri and maybe something more, but its a long and slow process, I'm not looking to instantly bang her, I just want potentially something more in the future to slowly develop. But then again I couldn't make the previous thread on time and we know how that turned out.>Honestly if her dying would be the only way to stop the incest fagsYou would be wrong about that.>and then we'd have a bigger shitstorm.You would be right about that, that would kill the quest and be QM suicide for Chuckles.
>>37243181I'm pissed off at Chuckles for entirely different reasons. In relation to this situation, I'm pissed off that the retards in the last thread got us into this mess, and hell I'm what you would call an 'incestfag', but theres a time and a place and a pace for everything.
>>37243212>that would kill the quest and be QM suicide for ChucklesI'm not entirely convinced that hasn't happened already. But at this point, it'd just be a fast death instead of a slow one.
"Okay thanks Tyson." I immediately wander away before he can pass me the clipboard, Avery hurrying to catch up with me.I wander amongst the crowd, searching for Eri. A movement of black up above catches my eye. Mia's ninja crouched on a rafter beam. "What if Claire and Rosa are in here too?" Avery asks me. "Then we'll deal with it." I hiss back. And then I spot a familiar wave of black hair through the crowd. She's talking to some old lady in a uniform, her face stony, her arms wrapped over each other.>Hang back and listen>Other
>>37243238Nah, this is very easily recoverable for the quest and Chuckles, he just has to stop being an asshole and a troll and treat his players with respect, which he's never once done in his qm'ing career.
>>37243248>Hang back and listen
>>37243248>>Hang back and listenAlso just call Claire/Rosa, and ask where they are, so we wont run into each other.
>>37243248>Hang back and listenBut only just far enough to avoid notice. She doesn't seem impressed at the moment.
>>37243248>Hang back and listenLet's assess the situation.
>>37243212Eh, he has other things beside BC. I won't be too upset if Background goes out of the way of his other quests.
>>37243248>>37243283This on all points.
Can the guy whos using ask to distract chuckles stop, its only making him write slower, meaning we're dealing with this longer
>>37243297Those other things will go to the grave with BCQ if he goes that way anon. Trust me I've seen it many times before, if BCQ goes that way, his others and he will go that way too.>I won't be too upset if Background goes out of the way of his other quests.Don't go being that spiteful anon now.
>>37243315I just mean that there's too much Background Character, and his other quests should have more opportunities to shine.
>>37243297I see you are inexperienced in the ways of questing young one. You do not wish to walk down that path.Also BCQ is Chuckles' best quest, his others are no where near the same quality in writing and entertainment.
>>37243354They are not competing anon, they have plenty of opportunities to shine, if you want more, then give him loads of money so he doesn't have to study and work and can quest all day long.
>>37243372But I don't wanna, I'd rather he adhere to my wants and needs without me having to pay him any money.
>>37243372i have my own shills now?
I hang back behind a crowd of polo wearing dipshits trying not to flirt with each other and listen for her conversation."-st needed to get away from the city.... too much temptation there." Eri's saying.The woman nods sagely. "Ah yes, the city is a hot bed for sin. I'm so glad you could join us my girl. I'm sure in time, you will come to appreciate the male form too."I can see her nod through the crowd. "Well... there was this one boy... But I could never be... that is, he only left me confused and I... I couldn't deal with that."The old woman grabs Eri's hands. "This is a good thing my child. It means even in the city you were seeing past the temptation to sin, you understood deep down that you were a child of the Shining Gods. You knew you had to create a righteous and healthy relationship."Eri's determinedly staring at anywhere but the old woman now, silent.>What do
>>37243437>Gay it up, say you're possessed by demanz
>>37243437Now we try not to attract attention, and wait.
>>37243437Ask the guys around if they know what this ceremony entails.Ask where the bathroom is located; we want to see the ceremony without being caught in it, and a bathroom would be a good excuse to leave.We need to be sure about what is going to happen before we make a move.
>>37243387O, I was gonna give you like 5 shekels, but if you have your own, its fine.
>>37243437Nothing, we don't want to attract attention yet.
>>37243451This, time to help these kids act the way nature intended.
>>37243451>>37243513The fuck does that even mean?
>>37243437Stay quiet, observe for now, stick close to Avery in case we need to bust out.
>>37243437Stay quiet, wait and see what this ceremony is.
>>37243451>>37243487>>37243513DON'T DO THESE. Don't be fucking retarded, we have Mia's drawings for that if we need them.>>37243437>>37243534This, also text the others to let them know what's up, and try to keep an eye on Eri.
>>37243528Well, we start mackin' on dudes and cause a ruckus so they can take us to their leader, where we'll have a chance to nip this brainwashing thing in the bud, and potentially copy their powers.
>>37243555You are fucking retarded, also what >>37243551>we have Mia's drawings for that if we need them.said, if we need a distraction or something, that's what Mia's drawings are for, so go be a troll elsewhere.
>>37243555That's a really stupid idea, considering we don't copy powers.
>>37243555We do not have a copy ability, and we don't even know exactly what they do here.
>>37243437Walk up and casually suggest that maybe the boy would be willing to help her find her way without changing who she is, and without judging her as a "sinner".
>>37243618That is just as retarded as making out with boys until we get captured.
>>37243580Good job retard.>>37243618This is a good idea.
>>37243636In what way is being open, honest, and supportive a bad idea?
I nod at Avery and point towards the bathroom. "We'll attract less attention in there." We slip inside, peering out the door, as the party continues on. We quickly scurry into cubicles as someone comes in too piss, before returning to door watching duty.Eventually, that pastor guy stands at the raised dias at the front of the church. With a clearing of his throat he speaks up, waiting for the chatter to die down, the music dimming."Welcome, one and all, to the Shining Prayer Camp." He says cheerily. "I'm so glad that we, as a community, can be the ones to help those of you who have been led astray by sin."The room is quiet, barring a few coughs as he continues. "Now, children, I'd like to assure you, we are only here to help facilitate your wise decision, to accept the Gods back into your life, and to attain a better understanding of your role in the world. You were all very brave to reach out to us in the first place, and I thank you all for that. I hope we can all get to know each other and the Gods, and grow as people in your time here. Thank you." He steps down, to a mild round of applause."Well... that was mild." Avery comments. "Nothing about fire and brimstone or any of that."I grunt, thinking.>What do
>>37243701Ask girls, if they found anything, if not,-Go home, and sin.
>>37243701go back out into the crowd, don't attract attention, and try to see what Eri is doing
>>37243701Text Rosa and Claire, ask if they've found anything. Stay quiet and hidden for now. Continue to observe the ceremony; get a cup of the lemonade for Avery to check.
>>37243701Keep observing until the crowd starts to clear. And keep an eye on Eri.
>>37243701Get a look at the credentials of the people here. See if this place is 'Pray the Gay Away' or actually filled with real therapists and counselors who'll help kids figure out who they are.
>>37243701>>37243752This Keep it on buzzer.
>>37243761Doesn't matter which one it is, we're still getting Eri out of here as this place can only do harm to her.
Volunteer as the altar boy.That priest seems sexy.
>>37243701Keep tabs on Eri. Continue observation, and maintain regular contact with the other groups.
We melt back out into the crowd, and I keep tracks on Eri, watching her move about the room. "I'll go check out the lemonade, just in case." Avery whispers, moving over to the craft table.Nothing much happens for the next hour, I mingle awkwardly with the crowds, feeding them bullshit stories.Avery shrugs at me from the table, mouthing 'It's fine." In the time I turned away, Eri's managed to seperate herself from the group, now leaning against a wall, standing in an alcove and trying her best not to be noticed, a trick I'd seen her use before at high school during lunch, before she just started eating in the bathroom.>What do
>>37243936The best thing to do here is to act gay as fuck to inspire Eri.
>>37243936Encourage her to talk to people. Also warn her about evil brainwashing.
>>37243936Ask the others if they found anything.
>>37243936See if we can't have Mia work up a disguise, talk to Eri. Try and see how she really feels about the whole situation. Do NOT hit on her. Do NOT start up the gay makeouts.
>>37243936Do not make contact with Eri, that'll just cause trouble.Slip away and text the others, see if they found anything.
>>37242891>eren>>37242619>QuentinKeep your fucking story straight Daniel. This is the reason you fuck up so much.
She doesn't really seem to be enjoying herself too much, so it shouldn't be too hard to convince her to leave, once we figure out what's going on and get to talk to her in private.
alright taking the two tied votes to narrow it down>talk to her, encourage her>slip away and check in with the others
>>37244137>slip away and check in with the others
>>37244137>slip away and check in with the othersWant talking with her while disguised what precipitated the whole fucking with her head thing?
>>37244137>asking /tg/ if it wants to hold off on acting for the possibility of more informationI'll check back in an hour or two and see if anything happened.
>>37244189No, it was getting her hot and bothered while shapeshifted into a girl that got us in this mess.Talking is very rarely the problem, it's what you're saying that can be. And if /tg/ could go five minutes without shitting the bed we could probably manage.
>>37244208We're in a crowded church, with some people in uniforms, not really the best place for doing things, especially without more information.
>>37244258She's isolated already, anon. You can't count on getting another chance after one is presented to you, and certainly not when all our information-gathering has come up with jack shit.
I nod to Avery and point out the door, leading her away. The priest steps in our way, clapping hands to each of our shoulders. "Ah, you see my children? Young love already blossoms." He laughs and walks away.Avery just stares after him, eyebrows raised cynically.As we step outside, I call Claire again, "Yo, we poked around a little at the admin building and the courts. We can't finding anything shady.... place is squeaky clean, apart from the whole ruining peoples mind with religious shit."I curse. God damn it, this would be so much easier if we had some dirt on these assholes. "Yeah, Rosa even snuck into their locked offices and looked at their books. Said they were squeaky fuckin' clean." Claire mentions. "Like it or not, they seem legit."I relay this to Avery as well and she kicks a loose rock, growling frustration. I thank Claire and hang up, hoping Mia caught something. "Nothing's happening Danny, they're just taking hikes and praying and stuff...."I fight the urge to snap the new phone Rosa gave me in half, until Avery just nudges me. "Fuck this, let's just go in there and take her, she clearly doesn't like this place, what are these bitches gonna do to stop this?" She pulls a knife halfway out of her pocket, steel flashing coldly. She must have stole it from the kitchen.>What do
>>37244323Stop her.Walk up to Eri and pretend to be another guy."I can't believe my parents convinced me to do this... my friends were all so supportive of me, angry at me even for coming here. But my parents are my parents, how can I say no to them right?"Something along those lines. Let her come to the realisation herself.
>>37244323>Listen to Avery's clearly wonderful suggestion
>>37244323"Yeah, but let's try to not make a scene if we can help it."
>>37244323this could work >>37244366
>>37244323Leave. At this point it's her choice to make. We created this mess and us meddling more won't fix it. We've confirmed that this place isn't evil. It's time to go
>>37244323>>37244366Yeah, try this.
>>37244323Calm Avery down.We need to have Eri come to the realization herself that she doesn't need what this place is peddling.Go back inside and strike up a conversation with Eri. See why she's here.
>>37244366seems to be the general consensus
>>37244366Why not just walk up to her, say "Hi, I'm your meddling brother" and put an end to it?It's a terrible idea.
>>37244415Well it's not like she can just walk out if she wants to at this point, so she doesn't necessarily have a choice unless we give her a choice.
>>37244466BECAUSE PLOT AND FUCK YOU
>>37244466Honestly, that would be better than what was suggested, because at least we'd be an honest fool.I'd suggest no lies, no made up stories: just flat-out asking her what's wrong, and what she thinks of the whole business.
>>37244514This made me feel warm inside... I like this better than what I suggested actually...>>37244366
>>37244466>>37244514>>37244536I quite like this, is it too late to change the vote to this, Chuckles?
>>37244514Seconded. We get into more shit not being direct and honest...
>>37244514Yes, I suppose that might be better.
>>37244323>Say "Hey, it's me, your meddling brother."
>>37244466This. Walk up to her, say "Hi, I'm your meddling brother" and put an end to it?
you fuckers like making me change the post even when im halfway done writing it dont youalright changing to the new thing
>>37244536>>37244549The reason Eri disliked us before was because we were dishonest and shit about Danielle.I vote to be honest and upfront.Even the crazy evil religion has to approve of a guy coming miles and miles to tell the girl that he loves that he wants her to come back with him, and that he's sorry for everything that he did.That's top tier romantic right there.
>>37244580Wait! You could write it in to the dialogue. He tries to be deceptive but is like "fuck it..."
>>37244514>>37244536>>37244549>>37244550>>37244556>>37244562>>37244567What have I done.
I grab Avery's wrist., "Stop Av, we aren't handling it like that." I look back into the church. "Just... I'm gonna go back in and try to talk to her, okay? You stay here and don't hurt anyone."She grumbles and leans against the outer wall as I step inside again, I pretend to walk past her alcove and 'accidentally notice Eri. "Hi, I'm your meddling brother and I'm here to talk."Her eyes dart up at that, narrowing. "I came here to get away from YOU!" She spits. "You're going to try and fuck me... and then I'll just be another one of your sluts, is that right?""Eri..." I begin. "No! I want to be normal. If I stay here, I can be normal, I can meet a nice boy that I'm not related to, and me and Mum can talk like civilised human fucking beings, got it?">Write in
>>37244605At least we can point to you when this all goes to shit.
>>37244628You are my sister, and that is newer gonna change. You can just say to me to back off, and I will.This place will not make you normal, it will turn you into religious nutcase like mom. If you really want that, go ahead, but it would make me sad, knowing that I did that to you.I am sorry.
>>37244628>"Eri... please just suck my dick. Once you get the taste you'll realise your misgivings are unfounded and it'll all be okay...."
>>37244628Seconding >>37244669>>37244672Worthy of Shakespeare.
>>37244628>"Mom is crazyyy."
>>37244628"I don't care who you shack up with, I just want you to be happy. And not happy being the glassy-eyed religious nut they'll turn you into here, but happy with who you really are.""I've been an idiot, but even I can't stand by and watch you throw away what makes you who you are."
>>37244628supporting either >>37244669 or >>37244699
>>37244699This. Plus say we're sorry for fucking with her head, we're just a sex-crazed maniac.
>>37244628>"First off, they're not mine, they're Claire's.
>>37244628"Listen, Eri. Don't talk, just listen. I'm sorry, but not for the reason you might think. I'm sorry I wasn't honest before, I'm sorry I didn't try to talk to you about it first, and I'm sorry that I might have done anything to make you doubt yourself. Look, I love you. You may think I'm just after one thing, but that's not it. Mia, Avery, Claire... They're not just meat to me, and neither are you. If you want to do this, I won't stop you, but let me ask you this: Do you really hate the ieldea of loving me so much?"Somebody with better writing skills, please paraphrase.
>>37244628"No I'm not going to do that, and this is not normal, these are not normal people, this place is completely isolated, they will just try to turn you into some kind of a religious nutjob"
>>37244628>"How dare you call them sluts?"
>>37244628"Eri. You're my sister. I love you. Probably more than is entirely appropriate. If you want me to back off, I will. But this place won't help you, it'll make you as screwball as Mom."Beat."And don't talk about the girls like that. They deserve better. They're not- they're mostly not sluts, and they aren't 'just' anything."
>>37244628>"But you're not normal, you're a weaboo dyke who kicks my ass at video games, and that's what we love about you. Yes, I said "we all" everybody came, and not for me, for you. Look, we never have to do anything like that again, I just want my sister to come back and still be my sister. Also, nobody could ever talk to that psycho like a civilized human being, why do you think dad never talks?"
>>37244628"Eri, it's not like that. I saw on your computer what you were watching, and I acted like an idiot because I made a horrible mistake based on that. I'm sorry, I should have realized how uncomfortable I was making you.""Eri, you're my amazing weeb sister who complains about getting fit and stares at my girlfriend's ass. You put up with me, and mom, and Mike for years. Hell, you can turn invisible and get metal skin! No one cares about you being 'normal', you're awesome just being yourself.""Please, come back home. I don't care what I have to do to make it up to you, but I want my fun loving, lazy, figure-collecting sister back. We all do. Mike, Claire, Mia, Rosa, hell, even Dad would probably admit that he wants you to be yourself if we could get him to say more than two sentences at a time."
Chuck these are all awesome, try and mush them together a bit.
"Eri... you're my sister, nothing can change that. And I love you, probably more than I should, but being here won't help you be normal. It'll turn you into a fucking nutjob like Mum." There's a long moment, until I continue. "I won't stop you from staying here.... but I don't think it's good for you. If you want, I can back off and I'll never do ANYTHING like that again.... just come back. Please? I just want my lazy, weaboo, figure collecting sister back so she can kick my ass at videogames."Eri's eyes have gone misty and red, I can see her shaking, trying to hold her tears in.Then in a rush, she grabs me, pulling me back into the alcove and kissing me, hard, arms curling into my back as she shuts her eyes, pushing her entire body into me.Then she parts from me, pulling back and looking down into my eyes. "You can't ever leave me." She tells me, voice choking with emotion. "Not ever. I.... I fucking love you.">Write in
>>37244628"Eri, staying here isn't going to make you normal, it's only going to turn you into a religious nut like the others here. I love you, you're so important to me, and I'm sorry for making you feel like you need to change yourself because of me. I'll back off if that's what you really want, but please reconsider going through with this."And they're not my sluts. They are the women I love, that I would do anything for. "As for mom, you're seriously defending her? She doesn't want kids, she wants dolls that she can show off to others."
>>37244856"I love you too you filthy weeb."
>>37244856"As long as you'll have me, I swear it."Mentally notch the bedpost.
>>37244856I was just fucking with you, hope you have a nice time here bye.
>>37244856>"So.... Who wants to enrage some cultists?"
>>37244856"Love you two, Eri, and don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. Now come on, there's a hovercar waiting for us so we can get the hell out of here."
>>37244885Me."She's straight, but into incest. That's okay, right? Bye~!"
>>37244856"As a brother, as a friend, as whatever you want me to be. I won't stop loving you, not ever."
>>37244856>>37244875D'aww. This. Then kiss her again.
>>37244856"Right... So can we go now."
>>37244856"I love you, Erica. Let's go home."Sneak away, get everyone together.Hope that Mia can draw some armor and weapons onto the hovercar; we need to go past the Animal Line on our way home.
Now let's get out of here.Offenders assemble!
>>37244932Well, we made it here just fine.
>>37244900I approve of this.
Eri just kissed a random face. Weird.But kinda hot.
so the question is, who turned mum into one of these nutjobsmaybe she and dad had their own harem until she ended up in this bullshit
>>37244954Did you notice the monsters we saw on our here?And it's going to be getting close to dark partway back. Worse monsters will come out.
>>37244965Well played. Laughed like a loon.
>>37245009>Dad was the nutjob all along and has been pulling all the strings since the beginning
>>37245014Is it getting close to dark? And are you sure worse monsters come out at night? This isn't the city.
We're sponsored by an angel. Surely our activities are blessed, right?
>>37244856this >>37244897 or really any of the "i love you too" and getting out of here options.
>>37244932>>37245066Inb4 we try to escape and that nice dude from the kitchens is a flesh eating monster that kills "sinners".
"I love you two Eri. I promise I'm not going anywhere." I kiss her again, as I feel a hot tear roll down her cheeking,sticking to mine and continuing its way down my neck. "Now let's get out of this hellhole."She nods, "As fast as fucking possible, I hate every last one of them." She slips her hand into mine as I head for the door.This time the youth pastor interrupts us. "Hey you wacky kids, I see you're already starting to understand how healthy relationships work. Good for you two." His teeth flash bright white, over his shoulder the sun is starting to set outside.>Actually, we're brother and sister>Yeah, thanks man>Yeah, so I think we're cool to leave now, seeya>Other
>>37245098>Yeah, thanks manGTFO!
>>37245098>Yeah, thanks man>Yeah, so I think we're cool to leave now, seeya
>>37245098>Actually, we're brother and sisterSé eet.
>>37245098>Yeah, thanks manWe have a disguise, nobody will know.
>>37245098>Other"Sure are. Now if you'll excuse us..."And call everyone together.
>>37245098>>Yeah, thanks mananything else will cause problems.
>>37245098>>Yeah, so I think we're cool to leave now, seeyaCheese it before anything else happens.
>>37245098>Sun setting behind himChekov's gun! Get the stakes and holy water!
>>37245098>love you two>Actually, we're brother and sister
>>37245098>Yeah, so I think we're cool to leave now, seeya"I guess all I needed to not sin was to meet the right woman. Thank you, preacher."This should get the cultists, if they are cultists, to reveal their true forms.Either that, or the nightfall.
>>37245147>"I guess all I needed to not sin was to meet the right woman. Thank you, preacher."I love this line.It needs to be said.
>>37245147I would assume them to be cultists, unless they are some other kind of monsters luring confused youth.
>"I guess all I needed to not sin was to meet the right woman. Thank you, preacher."And Eri bursts out laughing at the ridiculous lie.
>>37245214They could be using brain parasites. Or be vampires.
>>37245254Vampires. With the emphasis on the setting sun, it's a bit on the nose.
>>37245098>"Vampires are the gayest."
>>37245254Homophobic vampires. Definitely that.
I just nod, squeezing her hand tight. "Yeah thanks man. I guess all I needed to see the errors of my old life was to meet the right woman. Thank you preacher." Eri snorts quietly in her throat at that last line.He waves me off with a laugh that sounds forced. "Any time kids, any time. See you two funsters tomorrow."I pull Eri out again, onto the lawn, waving Avery on and breaking into a jog as we head up to the hill with Mia on it. Claire and Rosa are already waiting when we get up there, looking bored out of their skulls."Oh, ya got her!" Claire exclaims as we reach the top. "Good, cos I was just about to run in and knock some heads together." She clambers to her her feet and runs over, hugging Eri tight. "Missed ya lover." She croons in Eri's ear. Eri just pats her on the back slightly, until Claire lets her go.Rosa stands to, setting her hands to her hips. "We spent all day being paranoid about this place, and they're just random religous weirdos?" She shakes her head. "We worry too much. Still... I don't like the idea of letting them continue to fuck up those other people... some of them seemed really nice.">No time, let's go>Actually.... (write in)
>>37245319I bet they even sparkle.
>>37245327No time, let's go
>>37245327>No time, let's go"Discretion is the better part of valor. If there's something really wrong about this place, I don't want to find out about it after dark."
>>37245327>Actually, they're probably vampires. We should bounce.
>>37245327>Actually...You said you're good with Chemicals, Ave? Why not dump some aphrodisiacs in their water supply?
>>37245327>No time, let's goWe don't have any kind of plan, and it's getting dark.
>>37245327"I don't know, I don't want any of you to get hurt."
>>37245327>No time, let's go"If we stay too long and the sun goes down we may end up stuck here. That probably means getting split up, and I don't like it."
>>37245327>>Actually...>You said you're good with Chemicals, Ave? Why not dump some aphrodisiacs in their water supply?So much this. Only problem is that we don't have any.If we cant think of any, lets go before it gets dark. We gotta go fast.
>>37245392ALL MY THIS
>>37245327"Actually, let's keep an eye on that church. I got a feeling that something is going to go down at night."Look, we need evidence that this is actually bad, to spur dad into action and sho mom that she's a worse parent than Mr. Miller.
>>37245327I was about to say time to leave, but then I saw >>37245392Do it, you beautiful bastard.
>>37245392Aphrodisiacs don't work like they do in Chinese cartoons.
Guys, as prudent as it may be to leave now, we need to get evidence this place is actually bad.That preacher seemed to be frustrated that we were leaving.Whatever they do to people, it probably happens there.
>>37245523This is fantasy story. They can work like that, if Chuckles wants to.
>>37245327>option given to break away clean>nah, let's do some stupid shit that won't work the way we think it will insteadGod, I hate you all so fucking much.
"Actually.... Av, you said you were good with Chemicals right? Can you think of any aphrodisiacs we can dump in their water supply? Just to be shits."She puts a hand to her chin, considering. "I don't see why not.... I'll need a good half an hour to whip up something that'll actually affect anyone, and I'd need to be in the kitchen to do it....">Not worth it>We can manage that
>>37245592>>We can manage thatyes yes yes
>>37245392I don't want to be responsible for turning this into a sex camp where the kids come to be raped and sold and brainwashed instead of just brainwashed.
>>37245592>>Not worth itBeing a retard got us into this mess.Let's not be retards again.
>>37245592>We can manage thatEasy enough.
>>37245592>Not worth itLet's try not to be retarded, guys.
>>37245592>Not worth itThe people in power are the only ones who would benefit.
>>37245592>Not worth itWe should get out of here, and if they are vampires or something things could get ugly.
>>37245592>>Not worth itDo want. But not that stupid.
>>37245592>Not worth itAnother stupid idea being samefagged in.
>>37245592>We can manage that
>>37245626Now that I think about it, things are almost certain to get ugly regardless.
>>37245592>We can manage thatHellz yes. Hilarity ensues.
>>37245592Let's not do it, but stay around to see what happens to the new kids to see if there are vampires or brain parasites.
>>37245592Not worth it
>>37245646>>37245644>>37245626>>37245625>>37245618What's the point in playing if you're not playing to have fun?
>>37245592>Not worth itbait
>>37245626But it'll be FUN. Don't you care about FUN?
>>37245626Yeah, but if we get evidence that mom's decision directly put Erica in danger, then we could get dad to stop her from being such a bitch.
>>37245691Not the Dwarf Fortress sense of fun.
>>37245660>Have a chance to get away>Be sincere, honest, etc.>"Let's roofie the water!"Chuckles isn't the problem here.
>>37245691>being a retard and making bad stuff happen is okay, because I'M having fun!>anybody who disagrees with me can suck my wang!Get a load of this faggot.
>>37245592>We can managa that
>>37245691No, I hate fun. It probably wouldn't be fun at all
>>37245721yay, someone likes mealso >not happening wins
>>37245733>anybody who disagrees with me can suck my wang!I didn't say that part, but now that you mention it...
>>37245592>not worth it
>>37245592>Not worth itPlease.
>>37245753Your players are just tsundere.
What were you all expecting when you selected the roofie option before? That she could just go and pour something into a stew? Art takes time.I wanted to spike the food, and we shall see this through to the end!
>>37245787Plus, it'll be fun for the girls as well.
Hey, who wants pizza?>Sure, I want pizza.Okay, it's gonna take 30 minutes for it to get here, though.>Ffffffuck that, let's just go eat shit instead.
>>37245882Hey, who wants pizza?>Sure, I want pizzaOkay, it's gonna take 30 minutes for it to get here plus the evil brainwashing cult might find out we ordered pizza and kill/brainwash all of us.>Ffffffuck that, let's just go continue to live happy lives instead.
>>37245787The time's acceptable. It's spending it all in the kitchen that we've already been caught in once before that worries me.
>>37245916Let's just have Mia draw a moustache and chef outfit on Avery.
>>37245931Or we could ignore this horribly retarded idea.
I shake my head, "No... not worth it. Let's get outta here." Mia resummons the car, and Avery takes the drivers seat this time, Rosa riding shotgun, Eri and I sit in the middle two seats, and she holds my hand as soon as I sit down, before blushing and looking out the window, as the car rotates and starts head back north, a quiet whoosh the only trace we leave.Claire leans forward in her chair in the back and kisses Eri's cheek, before groping her chest a little. "Glad ta have ya back babe."Eri coughs. "I'm... I'm glad to be back. She bites her lip as Eri nibbles her neck for a split second before leaning back.The ride this time is a lot more comfortable, Avery and Rosa chat in the front, while Claire, Mia and Eri talk about some of the clearly still gay kids they saw around the camp.Night sets fully now, leaving just the headlights to slice through the darkness, as we power through the countryside.And then, with a heavy thud, something lands on the roof of the car. Everyone freezes for a second, before looking up.A feral creature, with eight disjointed limbs, tipped with claws, a twenty metre wingspan and a pouch full of screaming children."Is that a-" Someone begins.That's all they got out, before with a concentrated burst of fire, Eri's eyes shoot a wave of flame, cutting through the roof of the car, throwing the beast off and scorching it instantly, it's screams mixing with the sounds of it's fat burning, fading away into the distance as Avery guns it harder.Eri, for her part, just clutches at her face, astounded. "I DID get a cool power." She mutters, smiling and astonished.>Write in
>>37245931Hmm, moustaches, eh? Could save that for later when the girls get 63'd.
>>37245969>"Hey, there were some kids you might've set on fire. We should, uh, check to see if they're okay."
>>37245969Holy shit sis! Told you it'd come in at a weird/ stressful time. I'm kinda jealous now. We should go check on the kids, something ain't right there.
>>37245969>pouch full of screaming children>cutting through the roof of the car, throwing the beast off and scorching it instantlyUm, Eri, I know that some of the kids were flaming already, but that doesn't count as an invitation.
>>37246007>>37246017as in they were the animals children
>>37246033Be more clear, then.
>>37246033Oh, that's different then. Should have been more clear. Especially after we just left a suspicious camp.
>>37245969Huh. Invisibility, toughened body, and fire? All she needs now is stretch and she'll complete the set.
>>37246033Then change this>>37246017ToHoly shit sis! Told you it'd come in at a weird/ stressful time. I'm kinda jealous now. The fuck was that?
>>37245969I knew you would get a cool one when you started to feel better.
>>37245969Look out for any more of them.
>>37245969"Well that was awesome, It is sort of tied to emotional states."
>>37245969Told you'd get something
>>37245969>"Gee, who knew my sister was such a flamer?">shit-eating grin
>>37245969"Well yeah, everyone in our family has some sort of powers. Pretty sure I got mine from dad.""See, how was it that Camp Cultists back there had exactly zero defenses?"
We totally should have spiked the punch with aphrodisiac, recorded some of it, and posted it on the Internet, and shown mom that the shining gods camp was just an filthy orgy cult.
>>37245969"That was great, Eri! Now let's get back behind the Line as fast as we can."What are we going to tell mom? Without the evidence of the camp actually being dangerous, we're going to need to deal with her calling up the camp to come pick up Eri again.Did any of you short-sighted anons who voted to leave early have a plan for this?
>>37245969>>37246128Seconding.>>37246204We should have, but people were too scared of vampires despite our grilfriends being total bad-asses. Vampire slaying would have been a fun time for all, and plus, we abandoned those poor gay people back at the camp.
>>37246204It actually might be for all we know.
>>37246174The camp is safe because it's located behind an Animal Safety Line in the Safe Lands. They don't need anti-monster defenses.
>>37246222Simple she changed her mind and left
>>37246204Who the fuck cares what she thinks anymore?
>>37246222They can't drag her there against her will.
>>37246269And she called us because she didn't want our mom to try and talk her out of the decision the same way she talked her into it.
>>37246274She can wipe things out of existence.
>>37246269Again, what happens when she calls the camp to pick up Erica again.Not to mention all of the other people we left behind.>>37246280And why not? She already signed the paperwork and mom is still her legal parent.
"I knew you'd get something once you started feeling better." I squeeze her hand softly, "Now everyone in the family's got something. Besides.... I never knew you were such a flamer." I let the last few words drip out with a smug grin."Oh, shut up." She barks playfully, slapping the back of my hand lightly. Not too long ago she'd have kicked me in the ribs for saying that, I muse to myself.The rest of the ride passes in peace shockingly, cool night air whistling in through the hole in the roof until Mia patches it by recasting the image.Eventually, Avery pulls up outside my house, everyone yawning with fatigue, barely paying attention to the mech on mech fight happening a few blocks away.Rosa and Avery both say they want to head home for the night, waving goodbye as they move to hop back in the car.>What do
>>37246222All indications were that our mom wouldn't be going back to pick her up any time soon, so it's not like we'll pass her on the road and she'll think Eri got kidnapped or anything.So we come up with a lie, or a vague half-truth.
>>37246349Or we just>>37246328Find simewhere else to stay tonight.
>>37246320I think she needs to agree to go but am not sureThe mom never forced her surprisingly
>>37246328walk in tell mom we got a call while she was out that the camp was attacked by monsters and Eri wanted to come and save her.
>>37246349>>37246328I went to go see how Eri was doing down there, and vampires attacked.We decided to get out and never come back.
>>37246328Head on in with everyone that wants in.If mom asks, tell her "Erica had second thoughts, so I went and picked her up and brought her back. Sure picked a creepy place to send her off too... in like that 'everyone's too nice' sorta way."
>>37246328Tell mom that Eri got kidnapped. And is now back home.
clearly she cant change her kids at least, or she would have just warped eri straight and us and mike into non robots
>>37246400>>37246408Those lies are unlikely to work.
>>37246445Thing is they both claim too much. If you overreach in your lie, it's more likely to be called out.
>>37246435>>37246400We don't actually have a car, or a license.
>>37246328>Have Mia draw a moustache on Eri.
>>37246483rosa is rich
>>37246328say our goodnights to everyone that is leaving and thank them both.everyone else pile into the house. If mom asks we just tell ehr Eri didn't like it there.
>>37246483Superpowered girlfriends, one of whom is filthy stinking rich. Perfectly believable. I believe Erica also owes them an apology.
>>37246328Ask Eri if she wants to face mom right now. We can help her move out, find someplace else tomorrow. Dealing with mom won't be as easy as people think.
>>37246508Does she actually know they're superpowered?
>>37246515So let's just disguise Erica as, um, Danni for now.
>>37246549It's not like we've been subtle, and dad probably has the same deal we do. So yeah, she's probably known all along. And even if she didn't she probably knows Rosa is rich as shit.
>>37246515No, it probably won't, I was kind of hoping we could sneak past her.
We're about to fall off the board, so this is going to be the end of the quest.Prepare for another stupid twist that will take two threads to fix and then another to fix the fallout from a poor decision that we make in one of those two.
>>37246328>>37246566I like this idea.
>>37246566I guess that might work.
I got itWe went to see her and found her being brainwashed and leaving with some guy and the people did nothingSo we beat up the guy and broke the brainwashing but he got awayThen we decided to leave because the place just wasn't safe enough
>>37246566That's just delaying the inevitable and doesn't fix anything. It's pretty shit.
>>37246566Yeah, we can gather up Eri's things, say we're selling them, Mom can praise us for showing some initiative, and she'll still thing Eri's back at camp.
>>37246641We have a whole day to deal with it tomorrow.
>>37246641We can find an apartment for Eri, I guess?
Dudes, I know I am samfaging, but just say that she was kidnapped. We were kidnapped 17 times this year, and no one even cared. It's the perfect excuse.
>>37246328>Disguise Erica as Danielle.
>>37246614Do you actually think this is a good idea?
>>37246678Or we could "not know anything about a disappearance at the camp," and be "surprised."
>>37246678Except it's an excuse that can be checked. So just don't give a real explanation or excuse. Just say she didn't feel comfortable and we brought her back.
>>37246614>>37246328ThisThe camp probably found out that she's missing, and so is that suspicious Quentin kid that wasn't signed up for camp.Just say that we rescued her from Quentin, and on the way back we were attacked by some furry vampire-chupacabra thing, so now Eri doesn't want to go back there ever again.
>>37246718>>37246724How about we don't tell Mom what we did, or make up a bullshit story?
well this next post needs to be the last.
I turn to Mia. "Sorry, I know you've been doing this all day... but do you think you can disguise Eri? Just til we get upstairs?"Mia nods, covering her yawn with her hand as she fiddles through her sketchbook, pulling out the Danni drawing and layering it over Eri."Dang, I am cute." I laugh, "This'll do for now at least. C'mon." I unlock the house, walking through the kitchen, where Mum's making cookies. Mia takes one, thanking her for the chocolatey disk, before we head upstairs.Swaying on her feet, Mia collapses the illusion, before walking into my room and groaning as she hits the bed, falling asleep instantly.Claire waggles her eyes at me and follows her into my room. Eri on the other hand, grabs my wrist as I'm about to follow her into my room. "Danny... the way I see it.... we both know how we feel. And if we're going to... you know.. then we..." She gulps, as I fight not to smile. "We may as well... that is to say...." She shakes her head and jerks her thumb at her room. "Just shut up and come fuck me, now." She barks, physically dragging me into her room, shutting it and locking it behind her.It feels a lot better to be on the other side of that door lock, my heart flutters.>END OF EPISODE 35
Just remember, the best lies are the ones that end the discussion immediately, without creating the possibility of needing to lie again later.
>>37246714I think it's good enough Kidnappings happen so much people don't care anymore We used it as a excuse to skip class and no one said anything at all
>>37246762Suddenly, MT and Satan have teamed up with mom and try to break up our harem and turn Eri into a heterosexual catholic schoolgirl.There's no end to the stupid twists that could show up.
>>37246772>Stroke her tail and pinch her ears!
>>37246794STROKE THE TAIL AND PINCH THE EARS! THAT'S WHAT OUR DEAR SISTER FEARS!
>>37246772Yay! A good twist.
>>37246772daww.Thanks for the thread Chuckles.
>>37246772>"Just shut up and come fuck me, now."
>>37246772Well we have more time to think up something
>>37246791>implying MT did something wrong>implying MT doesn't love lesbians the way they are>Implying MT isn't our only true god, instead of this gods of light bullshitAre you a faggot?
>>37246880Next time, on BCQ: The Hunt for a Part-Time Job; or, The Completion of Emancipation Paperwork!
>>37246953Let's get a job at the Taco Bing and shoot for manager!
can someone archive dis shhit for meneed sleep>>37246953also no depression and actual fun fun times woo. probably
>>37246981Well, we did kinda leave a bunch of gay people to be eaten by vampires, so maybe a little sadness isn't outta question?
>>37246953HmmWhere to work where to work that is the questionI think our only skill is man whore and the girl won't like thatFast food?
>>37247076Yeah. But which knockoff franchise should we apply to?
>>37247099MacDonwads? Taco Bing? Daddy Joes? Jengas?
>>37247099Burger queenWcDonald'sPizza butThere are so many
>>37246981do Eri scene next thread
>>37246981Was there something sinister at the camp?Did we leave a bunch of kids to be eaten because we couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes?
>>37246953Cant we just rob the people who kidnap us, next time? Or go back to the kidnapers base, and steal their junk?We make more from the elevator motor, than from month of working.
>>37247099Beef-burg-a? Though I think they're closed on Sundays.