Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently six years of age>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. When one course of action has five votes, it wins.>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
You decide that you need to get healed before you do anything, and wait for your friends to reach you."Wow! You did it!" Gohan exclaims happily, flying up to you. "That was amazing!" Krillin compliments. "Frieza never had a chance!""Yeah! But, your arm..." Gohan comments. "Oh! I can fix it!" Dende says, putting his hands on you.In a few moments, your wounds are healed, and your energy is restored."Great work, Dende," Gohan tells him.Dende nods."Kaguya, do you realize what this means?" Krillin asks. "Now we just have to go back to Earth and wish for everyone killed by Frieza, Vegeta, and their men to be brought back! Then the Namekian Draonballs will come back, and we can bring back Chiaotzu!""That's right! Everyone will be back!" Gohan shouts excitedly."I think you're celebrating a little early," Piccolo comments. "Frieza is still alive.""What?!" Krillin cries. "There's no way!""His power level is fading, but he's still down there." Piccolo tells him. "The smart thing to do would be to make sure he doesn't recover.">A. Go find Frieza>B. Say that his power level is fading, it really doesn't matter>C. Say that he's beaten, there's no point in more violence>D. Ask if anyone else wants to do the honors
>>37112862>B. Say that his power level is fading, it really doesn't matter>C. Say that he's beaten, there's no point in more violence
>>37112862A and ask someone else to join you.
>>37112831DBZ, HFY edition.>A. Go find FriezaBring Piccolo and maybe Goku, I would trust there judgement in this situation.He has killed more then enough.
>>37112862>A. Go find Frieza
>>37112862Wonder how mad Vegeta is right now
>>37112900Its probably the fury of a thousand burning suns, which is good, because it means he has to train to beat us
>>37112831I'm a bit concerned that Kaguya was the one who stopped Frieza and not Goku. I'm kind of uncomfortable playing as the main character of DBZ, it feels a bit mary sue.>>37112862C. But tell Vegeta where Frieza is and let him be a murderfag if he wants.
>>37112916I just hope the multiform nonsense doesn't get used too often. It seems kinda cheap, even in a series with random free transformation powerups like SSJ.
>>37112862>>C. Say that he's beaten, there's no point in more violence
>>37112932Yeah, I agree with you. I'd feel better if we were off dicking around on our own instead of just being Original Character Donut Steel and taking Goku's place.
>>37112937Well it was showing after we fused back from the 16 or 8 multiform that it probably wasn't going to improve us more if we did it again
>>37112937We abused the fact that this Freiza did not sense power levels and just assumed Kaguya was a retarded child too stupid to know better.>>37112932Well, Freiza was at 60% and when we felt our power was high enough I think we just went to obliterate him, did not give him enough time to power up.I think Goku was prepping the spirit bomb too.I say when we return to Earth, Bulma loots the fuck out of Freiza's ships and steals the bacta tank wannabe. Introduce that med technology to earth.
Probably be a good idea to let Vegeta blow up the planet, he used to work for frieza so he probably know's about his dad and what he could do when he arrives on namek
>>37112937>>37112932I don't like it either, but we'll see where this goes.
>>37112870Going with this
Should we vaporize the other piece of Frieza? Not to add insult to injury but we do not want anything for anyone to recover right?
>>37113042Honestly, this is a good plan. Use the earth dragonballs right now to revive everyone Freiza's men killed. Then hit the core so the planet is going to blow, before poofing everyone to earth. Then we let canon take over from there.
>>37113060Meh. We're forbidden from using powerups even as simple as the Kaioken. If we don't have something cheap like that we'll just be left in the dust or curbstomp everything before it reaches full power. Besides the multiform trick doesn't work against people who can sense energy, like Cell and Buu.
>>37113114It's way out of character though. Unless we find out about King Cold it's going to be a hard sell to get the Namekians okay with us blowing up their planet.
>>37113117Why can't we use the Kaioken? Also, humans in DBZ are weak. No matter how hard Tien trained, he could never surpass Piccolo.
>>37113140To dangerous with our powers.
>>37113140Our Sprial Power Hax is incompatible. If we try it we'll blow up.
>>37113139Tell them you'll make them an even better Namek, with black jack and hookers.
>>37113139We have some idea that Freiza had an entire planetary empire, and Vegeta is alive. We ask Vegeta.
>>37113140>Why can't we use the Kaioken?Our power level is variable, it goes up when stressed by a stronger opponent.It is like a car with a trans that is slipping. That is the effect of us using the Kaioken.Of course SSJ is just as cheap since it is a flat power multiplier and due to power levels of this saga being broken, well.
>>37112862>A. Go find FriezaJust got here holy shit why are you guys leaving the emperor of space to his own devices, at least keep him in check goddamn.
>>37113265To get Instant Trasnmission and to fight frieza and his dad before Future Trunks appears
>>37113265We need to eek out a last minute dramatic stand off so either us or goku is forced to use a Ginyu pod to escape the exploding planet and go learn Instant Transmission. Because fuck if that isn't the crown Jewel of utility abilities in this series.
>>37113318>>37113313Why are you guys metagaming? Fuck it, its a good ability but you its still pretty lame.
>>37113265Easilly winning all the battles is no fun, we should be fighting up hill at all times for the true DBZ spirit, we need to let Frieza power and up and come face us.
>>37113359I was joking.
>>37112870>>37112917>>37112932>>37112945>>37113004>>37113089"His power is disappearing," you tell Piccolo. "He's beaten. There's no point in going after him.""Hmph, you sound just like Goku," Piccolo grumbles."Yeah, he sure does," Krillin says fondly."You fool!" Vegeta yells. "All of this power, and you still don't have what it takes to get the job done. You'll never be a true warrior."He holds his hands out to his sides, facing his palms upwards. Balls of energy form, and he throws them down into the water. You see bright flashes beneath the surface, and Vegeta continues to send dozens of attacks down after Frieza."Vegeta, that's enough!" Goku yells."Shut your mouth, Kakarot!" Vegeta spits back. "It will be enough when Frieza is dead!""Vegeta, stop!" Krillin shouts. "You're gonna blow up the whole planet!"Vegeta ignores him, cupping his hands at his side. You feel his power spike as a purple aura surrounds him.>A. Stop Vegeta>B. Tell Vegeta you'll finish Frieza>C. Tell Vegeta not to do this>D. Stay silent
>>37113390>C. Tell Vegeta not to do this
>>37113390>D. Stay silentBlow the planet up Vegeta!
>>37113390>B. Tell Vegeta you'll finish FriezaBetter than letting the planet blow.
>>37113390>>D. Stay silentLet him, Freiza killed his entire planet, father, everything. Dont stop this.
>>37113390>D. Stay silentHonestly, If he doesn't blow up the planet and the namekians get revived, they will just get killed again by friezas dad, King Cold when he arrives looking for his son
>>37113390>>D. Stay silenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyJ1RVfnPE
>>37113390>D. Stay silentThis is why this is an AU, to let stuff like this happen. Let Vegeta finally get his revenge with his hands.
>>37113390B and bring Krillin with us. It is thanks to his ability we are I this position. Let Krillin kill Frieza.
>>37113452Well sure lets ring in the new year with some Fireworks.
Wait so does this make Vegeta our Yamcha or our Krillin, except with the anger problem?
>>37113507I don't think Yamcha or Krillin managed to kill any of Goku's other friends before they were befriended. He's more like our Piccolo I guess.
>>37113507I'm fairly sure Vegeta is more useful then Yamcha and Krillin combined.
>>37113524So Tien or Piccilo then?
>>37113588Yeah. With more anger issues and a bigger inferiority/Napoleon complex
>>37113619So, Vegeta then?
>>37113634Yeah that's it! He is like our very own Vegeta.
>>37113677I always knew Vegeta was a lot like Vegeta.
>>37113413>>37113422>>37113437>>37113442>>37113443>>37113480While the others plead in vain for Vegeta to stop this, you remain quiet.Vegeta's power continues to spike, and a purple light glows from his palms. Hatred shines in his eyes as he stares down into the space where Frieza has fallen."This time, I'm going to finish you, Frieza," Vegeta promises. "GALICK GUN, FIRE!"A great, purple wave of energy explodes from his palms and dives beneath the waves in pursuit of its target. A moment later, you see a great flash of light, and the land as far as you can see trembles. Mountains crumble, land shatters, and waves rise high into the air.And still, Vegeta keeps putting energy into his attack.The wind picks up, and magma shoots to the surface, blasts of it shooting into the sky. Lightning flashes all around you, and the sky turns darker than the blackest night. And in the distance, you see a colossal, serpentine creature.Wait..."Look! It's the Dragon!" Gohan shouts.Vegeta, to your surprise, ignores Gohan, and continues pouring energy into his attack."Then that means Guru's alive!" Dende exclaims joyfully."Not for long, if Vegeta keeps this up," Piccolo tells him.Finally, Vegeta stops his attack, panting as he tries to catch his breath. Still, the damage is done.>A. Suggest wishing that Namek was safe>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to Earth>C. Stay silent
>>37113746>>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to Earth
>>37113746>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to Earth
>>37113746>A. Suggest wishing that Namek was safe
>>37113746>ATime to save the planet!
>>37113746>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to EarthNamek is fucked
>>37113746>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to EarthWonder how mom and dad are doing back home
>>37113746>D. Sense for Frieza once more
>>37113746Are we about to be Bringer of Death up in this motherfuckerCause it looks like Vegeta was DAMN close to transforming
>>37113746>>B. Suggest wishing everyone except Frieza to EarthThe people of Namek need to relocate regardless.The PTO may end up coming for them and all there soldiers are dead and the top soldier is not coming back even with a wish.Would like to Loot the ships, but not something Kaguya may do.
>>37113746Hey, can we word the wish in such a way to allow Kaguya to teleport any number of people to anywhere in the universe? Then we could evacuate people if something like this happens again without using the dragonballs.(and get Instant Transmission or something similar enough)
Especially after seeing Goku in Battle of the Gods, it's a bit awkward to see Goku SO COMFORTABLE with playing second fiddle.
>>37113866i want to sayyes tothisthough its too meta
>>37113866Or instead somehow Porunga fucks up the wish and has Goku accidently teleported to the planet Yardrat
>>37113885He's excited to have someone he can constantly fight and improve with I guess. Besides this is pre Cell when Goku was ready to give over the title of protagonist to Gohan and it turned out horribly.
>>37113885It's the sue reality altering field. Goku knows he can't compete and is happy to be a friend to the BEST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE.
>>37113909As in taking advantage of meta knowledge I mean.
>>37113764>>37113765>>37113781>>37113782>>37113784>>37113786>>37113816"Dende, let's wish everyone except for Frieza to go to Earth!" you tell the young Namekian."But...what about Namek?" Dende asks. "Why don't we just wish for Namek to be saved?""Because that won't do any good," Vegeta comments, flying over. "Even if Namek isn't destroyed now, when Frieza doesn't come back, either his father or his brother are going to come looking for him. And believe me, Namek will not survive their visit.""Wait, his father and his brother?!" Krillin asks in shock."Look, we don't have time for this," Vegeta tells Krillin. "Frieza's ship is badly damaged, and this planet has a few minutes at best.""He's right," Piccolo says. "Dende, we need to make the wish, now!""Okay," Dende tells him.Dende flies over to the Dragon, and a few seconds later, you find yourself back on Earth. The first thing you notice is that none of the others are with you. The second thing you notice, is that you're home on your farm, and your mother and father are running towards you.>A. Run to them and give them a big old hug>B. Wait for them to come to you>C. Sense for the others
>>37113936We've already played the "Stall until Goku gets here" game. The first time he showed up we were knocked out and Vegeta was the Oozaru and he took out Goku before he could do anything. The second time was just now and we basically fucked off for a bit to give him his shot. Then Vegeta got uppity and rushed to meet his death meaning we had to jump in as well to keep his stupid ass from getting him and Goku killed. It's not like Goku is being super passive and saying "Go take care of it MC" he's still doing his normal thing and is still as competitive as ever.
>>37114011>A. Run to them and give them a big old hug>C. Sense for the others
>>37114011> C.Sense for the others we aren't out of the woods just yet
>>37114011Can we just grab them and fly towards the others? They can meet Vegeta
>>37114011>A. Run to them and give them a big old hugI fear we've still fucked up somehow
>>37114011>A. Run to them and give them a big old hug>C. Sense for the othersTime for Vegeta to 'splain some things. But hugs first.
>>37113936>>37113926The Cell thing I can get, but even his break after that was fighting in a tournament in hopes of getting strongest.I just imagine Goku being far more competitive about the Kaguya sitch, albiet still pretty friendly about it since he's not Vegeta or anything. He should be extra excited, like he is whenever he meets a stronger fighter (especially since this stronger fighter isn't going to destroy the world), not all chill like this.
>>37114011>A. Run to them and give them a big old hug
>>37114011>. Hugwe're a good boy
>>37114064We kind of have. It's hardly irreparable but we never fought Frieza at 100% since we sucker punched him and cut him in half before he could (since doing otherwise was stupid), so we aren't as strong or stronger than him. Goku hasn't gone Super Saiyan so he's a lot weaker too. Goku hasn't learned Instant Transmission which is needed if Cell decides to blow himself up in this timeline. At least we know about Cooler and King Cold. They're going to be trouble.>>37114093Do you remember what he was like when we were training with him? He was having a fucking blast.
>>37114011>C.There's some shit goin' on this doesn't sit well
>>37114011>A. Run to them and give them a big old hugExplain what happened. Then go ahead and>C. Sense for the othersI think letting Freiza live was a little weird for Kaguya. We let the Ginyu force live and they killed one of our friends.Weird for Goku to be soft, how many people of the Red Ribbon army did he kill?
Can Frieza leave Namek or is he stuck there now? I can't remember whether we blew up his ship or not.
>>37114157Vegeta killed Frieza, you just didn't see the point in going after someone who was already dying. Goku spared Frieza in the canon timeline, so him not pursuing Frieza made enough sense
>>37114190Yeah it makes sense. Too bad we didn't get to use that line about learning the lessons adults teach us though.
Guys, I am adamant about being Yamcha's wingman. I know Vegeta probably needs Bulma because no one likes him and with Bulma he can train in gravity whilst still being on Earth however I think Yamcha deserves his waifu.
>>37114232I'm onboard with this
>>37114190Well yeah, but I doubt Freiza is dead. They are hard to kill unless you cut into chunks and then atomize.I wonder how it will go afterwards since we missed some major things in the prior lines. Goku leaning IT, SSJ.We are now officially off the manga cannon.>>37114232Yamcha deserves better. Bulma has too driving a personality for him. He needs/wants someone more laid back like he is.
>>37114042Ooh, maybe we can ask them if we can keep him. Having a pet Vegeta around would be hilarious and someone's gonna have to watch him anyway in case he makes another run for the dragon balls.
>>37114232Nah, she leaves him because he cheats on her. Ya can't condone two timing my man. Set him up with Launch instead. Tien will appreciate it.
>>37114258We might have to pull off an "Iron Giant" with Cell when he tries to blow himself up
Pre-super saiyan means villians from tree of might, slug and Cooler are relevant.
>>37114288"SU PAR HU MAN"
>>37114279Huh? I don't remember that in the show at all.Wasn't he always either training, injured or dead for most of their relationship? When would he have had time for other women?
>>37114297Those haven't been included in the "probably going to happen" time line but it would be neat if they did. Cooler was confirmed though and I'm guessing that's going to be a Super Saiyan triggering event.
>>37114279That's just what Trunks claims, it could've been a lie. Maybe Bulma was super controlling
>>37114279Too be fair, they were never really in much of a relationship. It was always on-again-off-again and Yamcha's head was always easily turned by a pretty face
>>37114308That's what Future Trunks tells Goku about why they didn't settle down and she rebounded to Vegeta. Just watched that episode yesterday actually. Japanese Dub so maybe it was changed in the English version.
>>37114279>>37114232>>37114256>>37114258Ilove me some Bulma, she's why I got into Dragon Ball in thefirst place. The normal girl in midst of all thecrazy adventure/ However, Trunk is neat, and Bulma's ready to move on, obviously. What we need to do is to teach Yamcha to be a commited man and find him a new sweet heart.Also, we can pretend to be a nephew he's looking afterwards, so he lookscaring. It might help him pick up chicks.
>>37114370Best wingman. I'd be down for that. He had our back with King Kai too.>The gang's face when they realize Kaguya is helping Yamcha get a new girlfriend."What are you teaching this kid man?!"
>>37114370I'm surprised he couldn't get a girlfriend after becoming the MVP of Major League Baseball
>>37114308Bruh you're remembering the swf kiddie dubIn the japanese and uncensored versions he did the diddly with another lady
>>37114039>>37114041>>37114042>>37114064>>37114066>>37114094>>37114123>>37114150>>37114157You rush to your parents and give them both a big old hug. Despite your massive increase in power over the past week or so, you have no more difficulty not crushing them than before. You've been stronger than them since you could form words, after all."We're so glad you're home, son," your father tells you."And so glad that you're safe and sound," your mom says, smiling as she pulls back. She frowns as she sees your armor. "But, what are you wearing? Where are the clothes I gave you?"You're guessing Dende's wish didn't bring the ship back from Namek, meaning your clothes will probably be destroyed any second. "So, what happened?" your father asks you.You give a brief explanation of the events of Namek, while at the same time sensing for the others to make sure they got home alright.You sense your friends, but you also sense several power levels you don't recognize. At first you assume they're just the Namekians, but then realize you recognize some of these energy signatures.The Ginyu Force is here.>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal with>B. Tell your parents that you need to go check on your friends real quick>C. Goku and the others will handle it, just spend some time with your family
>>37114450>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal with
>>37114450>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal withWHATI THOUGHT THEY WERE DEAD
>>37114450>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal withNah, there's hell to pay.
>>37114450>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal withOh boy
>>37114450...Goddammit! Since we redirected Frieza's shots into them, they counted as being killed by Frieza.
>>37114433Great, now I'm rememberng that recent Toriyamam interview that said that after Bulma broke up with him, Yamcha was miserable and lonely for the rest of his life.We gotta be his wingman. Fuck Toriyama. Yamcha didn't deserve that.
>>37114477The wish used to bring back everyone on Namek?"Everyone killed by Frieza and his men."Frieza was considered one of the ones that killed the Ginyu's and thus they are back. Captain Ginyu should be dead though unless they counted Vegeta in there.
>>37114450Well. Frieza did 'kill them'. Kaguya gonna be the new Ginyu ! Then give the folks a hero speech and fly off.
>>37114477They got revived by the King Kai - Kami plan that brought back Guru.
>>37114450>.BWe don't want to worry them. This will be real quick.
>>37114514>Captain Ginyu should be dead though unless they counted Vegeta in there.Nope, Vegeta didn't count on Namek. Canon specified this.
>>37114450>Tell your parents to hide and that there's trouble you need to deal withI sincerely doubt that they are above killing family to get back at Kaguya, mom and dad need to get the fuck out of dodge
>>37114433>>37114308Well that kind of sucks. I guess that's what you get for helping a guy get over his fear of women.
>>37114450>A. Tell your parents there's trouble you need to deal withTime for some tough love and befriending
>>37114516Umm...sparring them was our biggest mistake. I don't think doing that again will work.
>>37114556Frieza ain't here now, plus they know what we are capable of doing to them, and as a bonus they have no idea we were the ones to beat frieza
>>37114556probably not, but lets wait and see what happens first before we decide to axe them again.
>>37114589>>37114578It's in character to give them another chance... at least.I just don't trust these guys near our parents.
Make sure if Vegeta tries to steal credit for defeating Frieze we tell people that he was firing on him when he was sinking to the bottom of the ocean, after we were done with him.Vegeta seems the type to hog all the glory
>>37114471>>37114477>>37114479>>37114481>>37114485>>37114489>>37114507>>37114521>>37114546"Mom, dad, there's trouble I need to go and deal with," you tell your parents, stepping away from them."What? But you just got back!" your mom tells you."What's going on?" your father asks.Not thinking it a good idea to waste time explaining, you shoot into the air and begin making your way towards the energy sources. With your power, it shouldn't take long at all to get there, but a few moments into your journey, you sense another familiar power level, and it's much closer.Changing course, you make your way to the energy you sense, and soon confirm with your own eyes that your senses were correct.A large, bald warrior in battle armor floats in the air, his eyes coming to rest on your, and a furious expression coming to his face.>A. Kill him>B. Tell him you'll give him a chance to surrender>C. Stay silent and wait to see what he does>D. Leave and find the Ginyu Force
>>37114658>C. Stay silent and wait to see what he doesGod dammit, its Nappa
>>37114655I don't think Kaguya gives a shit who gets credit.>>37114658>C
>>37114658>Write inQuickly Knock him out and carry him as we fly to the Ginyu's
>>37114658Can't we say 'It's okay, we're all friends now!' or something? We can call him a cool guy to calm him down.
Don't forget, this is still Dragonball. When you beat up a bad guy once he becomes your friend.We could have our own Ginyu force. We just need to make Vegeta take some dance classes.
>>37114658>C. Stay silent and wait to see what he does
I just realized, we're the strongest being these soldiers know any more. We can probably bring all these Freiza soldiers to heel and start our own galactic empire. Or some sort of Ultraman-esque Earth Defense Force
>>37114658Wanna join the winning side? Your prince has.
>>37114640We already gave them another chance.They blew it by killing Chaotzu
>>37114658>C. Stay silent and wait to see what he does"Don't do it man"
>>37114695>>37114691He's gonna murder our parents now, sadly.
>>37114658>C. Stay silent and wait to see what he doesPoint out that Vegeta is on our side now
>>37114658>B. Tell him you'll give him a chance to surrenderI beat up Freiza, Follow me so I can deal with the Ginyus again or I'll have to beat you up again too.
>>37114722>Point out that Vegeta is on our side nowI like this
>>37114718Our angst will make us Super Human. Or whatever we could call our hyper mode.
>>37114658>B. Tell him you'll give him a chance to surrenderHi Nappa, what are you doing here?If he goes to attack or anything, just gut shot him and knock him out. This is weird.>>37114740Kaguya is not powered by angst or edge like Saiyans. He is powered purely by GUTS!
>>37114658>C.Let's hear him out before we jump straight back to threats and violence. Nappa has to be smart enough to realize what's going on.
Why is Nappa alive? We killed him, not Vegeta or any other or Frreezia's men.
>>37114658>B. Tell him you'll give him a chance to surrenderLets review, i've killed Freiza and your prince has already joined the winning side. so do i have to put you back in the grave or are you going to be smart?
We have to give the Ginyu's and Nappa two choices when we gathered them all together to either 1. Change their ways and live in peaceor 2. Power up to full power and shot a ki blast at a mountain or something and tell that will become of them if they try anything stupid
>>37114819Or we blow them up. They turned against us even in the face of certain death, just for the sake of being dickheads. They cant be trusted with the likes of cooler and king cold still about
>>37114805Yeah, Nappa being alive makes no sense.
Guys I'm stokedIf we could actually redeem Nappa and the Ginyu's like Canon did with Vegeta then that'd be the Shit!
>>37114716>>37114703>>37114683>>37114680>>37114679>>37114765You stay silent and stay where you are, waiting to see what Nappa does."You know kid, you've pissed me off more than anybody I've ever met," he tells you, chuckling. "You killed me and sent me right to Hell! And then imagine my surprise when I find out that everyone killed by Frieza, Vegeta, and their men is getting brought back to life. Imagine how much more surprised I was when I was told that technically, my death was my own fault, because I "forced your hand" in our fight."He grins. "So, now I'm back, and it's time for round two, kid!"He continues to laugh as he gathers his energy, sparks dancing around his skin, and the ground beneath the two of you shaking.>A. Kill Nappa, quickly>B. Tell Nappa not to do this>C. Wait to see what he does
>>37114869>>A. Kill Nappa, quickly
>>37114869>B. Tell Nappa not to do thisKnock him out and carry him as we fly to the Ginyu's
>>37114869>>B. Tell Nappa not to do this
>>37114869>>A. Kill Nappa, quicklyone more time.
>>37114869>nappa is kill
>>37114812>Dat dialogue We're 6
>>37114869>>B. Tell Nappa not to do this>>C. Wait to see what he does
>>37114869>Dseriously are you gonna force my hand againseriously
>>37114869>B. Tell Nappa not to do thisDO this while powering up
>>37114869>B. Tell Nappa not to do thisHe continues knock his bald ass out. Then drag him to the Ginyus
>>37114869>>B. Tell Nappa not to do thisSounds like Nappa had a good Lawyer in Hell.
>>37114869>A. Kill Nappa, quicklyEven goku killed some niggas when he knew it was neccesary
Damn, A guys were too quick.Wanted for B.>>37114893/tg/ can't roleplay, that's why every quest MC ends up pretty much the same.
>>37114869B. Nappa is a homie I don't want to lose him
>>37114901SecondShow him that he has no chance what so ever, then knock him out and carry him to the ginyus
>>37114922The only reason you even think he has a personality is because DBZA
>>37114869>B. Tell Nappa not to do this
>>37114910You think Nappa got any stronger in hell?
>>37114869>D. Explain to him that Vegeta is not working with us and we just layed a fat can of whoop ass on Frieza, and that if he doesn't surrender we're down to serve secondsSeriously this dude is going straight back to hell if he doesn't quit that shit
>>37114944He got a Zenkai from us killing him.
>>37114921First to 5 now, friendo. He's good.
>>37114869We instantly killed him before. Why the hell are we suddenly hesitating?
>>37114869>C.If Nappa has become more powerful in hell I want to at least know what we're in for if we let him live.
>>37114869> B.At least not here. Can we move this somewhere else?
>>37114944doesn't matter, we are at 80 million in power level
>>37114869Grab him by the tail and slam him around like Bam-Bam.
>>37114957He didnt heal up though. He just instantly died and went to hell. I dont think you can zenkai without the recovery process.
>>37114963He's right in front of our fucking house and could easily murderize our parents. We don't want a fight.
>>37114963because retards want to pull a woman and save him with the power of lover or some shit.
>>37114963That was in the heat of the moment, plus I think we were kinda beam clashing it up with him.
>B."Nappa, you are as stupid as you are bald. Stand down now or I'll punch you into space.
>>37114994E can literally kill him so quickly he wouldnt even know what had happened. Dodon throigh the head. Destructo disk. Throw his pieces into the sun and energy blast them. Dead.
>>37115001>Insulting him for being bald>Half of our friends are baldNice.
>>37114995Actually, we just want to fuck up the timeline and mess around. Also, we're hoping he might turn into Abridged Nappa.
>>37115019That is not an insult for being bald it is simply a fact
>>37114869B.I killed you before, killed Frieza, beat Burter and Jeice without breaking a sweat, do you really want to do this?
>>37114939I don't even know what that is...I really just want a bald super saiyan
>>37115062Just because we don't kill someone doesn't mean they'll become Z-fighters.I mean, do you really want to be bogged down with 1,000,000 characters?
>>37115062DBZ AbridgedIf you haven't watched it it's fucking hilarious
>>37114995More like save him with the power of Bro-domBesides he hasn't done anything to really piss us off to be fair. The Ginyu's are more guilty in that regard
>>37115046Im pretty sure the stress of raising that dickbag vegita is what killed nappas hair. Maybe the dragon should have brought that back to life as well
>>37115062How do you picture super saiyan Nappa in your head?Because I see golden age Hulk Hogan sans the skull-curtain.
>>37114883>>37114885>>37114894>>37114897>>37114901>>37114902>>37114903>>37114904>>37114910>>37114922>>37114941>>37114943>>37114923>>37114967>>37115001"Don't do this!" you tell Nappa.He laughs. "What's wrong kid, scared? You look like you've seen a ghost!"Well, you're not going to let him call you a coward now, are you?With a yell, you gather your energy, the wind instantly picking up and the ground shaking horribly below. Nearby rock formations crumble, and stormclouds form above you.Nappa stares at you in confusion, then is eyes widen as the wind blows him away. He waves his arms frantically as he tries to fight it, but to no avail. With another yell, you finish powering up, and Nappa is able to stop himself from getting knocked back any further.He growls to himself, looking more furious than frightened. "What the hell are you, kid?!" he demands. "There's no way a toddler can have power like that!">A. You're a Super Human>B. You're a human>C. Tell him to just give up>D. Kill him>E. Stay silent>F. Leave
>>37115108>>B. You're a human
>>37115108>A. You're a Super HumanLike a super saiyan, except not really and actually real>C. Tell him to just give up
>>37115108>A. You're a Super Humanthen>C. Tell him to just give up
>>37115108>A. You're a Super HumanTell him not even Frieza was a match, and that Vegeta is on our side now
>>37115108A and knock him out and carry his ass to the Ginyus. We can't let them wander too much.
>>37115108"The person who sliced Freeza in half. You should probably talk to vegeta before you do anything stupid."
>>37115108>B. You're a human>D. Kill himThose who cannot be reasoned with we kill. To protect our farm
>>37115108But Mr. Nappa, you are a ghost, right?And I am not a toddler! I am 6 years old!>>B. You're a human>>C. Tell him to just give up
>>37115108>A. You're a Super Human>C. Tell him to just give upMake sure we emphasis the Legendary Super Human bit, like if Vegeta reverese the LSSJ then surely Nappa will understand.
>>37115108>G. You're a Super Saiyan
>>37115108>A. You're a Super Human
>>37115108B and Calso add in how Vegeta isn't trying to kill us so he should really join our side
>>37115101>Hulk Hoganyou nailed it>>37115108b
>>37115108"You can ask Frieza when you see him in hell. Most of this power is his.">D. Kill him
>>37115108Your only hope for redemption, or another death. Your choice. I am not Frieza, but I will Keep this planet safe!
>>37115135That is bad ass.PLS SOMEONE RUN NAPPA QUEST
>B. You're a humanBecause we are...I hope. I kinda hope we aren't actually an alien, or somehow a Saiyan sent to Earth but our parents cut our tail off. That'd be bullshit.Also holy shit. Is there a way to read this from the beginning? This is awesome, and I can't find anything.
>>37115108>A.>C.Vegeta is with us now, and I just kicked the shit out of Frieza. Don't make me kill you again.
>>37115185What he said!
>>37115204>Vegeta is with us now, and I just kicked the shit out of Frieza. Don't make me kill you again.Stop it, you sound like a gigantic edgelord. We're 6 years old. Please try to stay in character
>>37115187https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35614073/#35614073We're a human, just one without limits. Whenever we push ourselves, we get stronger. We're kind of like the second coming of Olibu, who was a human, but in the same league as a Cell and who a lot of Earth's hero myths were based on.
>>37115238Oddly most edge lords act like Six year old children.
>>37115283There needs to be a quest where you play as a gigantic edgelord who also happens to be 6 years old
>>37115300I think /tg/ does enough loli quests.
>>37115126>>37115128>>37115129>>37115133>>37115135>>37115137>>37115142>>37115155>>37115162>>37115175>>37115204"I'm a Super Human!" you tell him."A Super Human?" Nappa asks with laugh. "No, I don't think so. We sent Kakarot here as a baby to wipe out this planet. The human race is weak! There's no way you're one of them, no human can be this strong!""Just give up," you plead with Nappa."A real Saiyan never gives up!" Nappa yells, opening his mouth wide and firing a blast of energy from it straight at you.>A. Let it hit you>B. Deflect it into the sky>C. Deflect it back to him>D. Dodge>E. Kill him with your own energy attack
>>37115359>>C. Deflect it back to him
>>37115359>Write inPull what Frieza did to Veget'as Galick Gun and just fly through it
>>37115359>C. Deflect it back to him
>>37115359>E. Kill him with your own energy attackEither way, he's committing suicide again.We're just wasting time here, gotta catch up to the Ginyus
>>37115359>A. Let it hit you
>>37115359>B. Deflect it into the sky
>>37115359Dodon Ray right through it.
>>37115359>>C. Deflect it back to himLooks like we going Original Arc now, somehow.
>>37115359>B. Deflect it back at him
>>37115359>B.If we just roll with it or dodge it the blast might kill our parents.
>>37115359>C. Deflect it back to himScrew him we have to get to the Ginyu's
We could have made Nappa greater then Frieza...Think the Ginyus' DNA will be added to Cell?
>>37115602 As long as it isn't Captain Ginyu's, we're fine.
>>37115602Possibly. Though if Frieza is dead his won't be. Though Cooler's might be.
>>37115647Thankfully Ginyu and Guldo should be the ones that didn't come back. Cell with their powers would be freaky as fuck...Ginyu did die right, and didn't become a frog?
>>37115602Hopefully, that way he'll do some weird pose mid battle and we'll wreck him.
>>37115647Perfect Cell wouldn't use Body Switch anyways. He's got Vegeta's pride.
>>37115669Vegeta vaporized him.
>>37115383>>37115411>>37115420>>37115424>>37115437You let the blast come to you, and effortlessly swat it into the sky. Nappa stops his attack, eye twitching as he stares at you. Then, he cries out in rage, his voice probably echoing for miles."I was Commanded in Chief of the entire Saiyan army!" he yells. "I've wiped out countless worlds, and come back from the dead! You are nothing but a stupid kid! You're nothing compared to me you little bastard, do you hear me? YOU ARE NOTHING!"He lifts his right hand and begins gathering energy into it. "I AM NAPPA, AND I'M GONNA BLAST YOU INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES!"He chuckles darkly "You think you're so strong kid?! THEN LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK THIS!"With a roar, he throws his blast at you.>A. Deflect it back at him>B. Block it>C. Deflect it into the sky>D. Just let it hit you>E. Fire your own blast and kill him>F. Fly through it and kill him
>>37115647>body swapping Cell, bursts out of the new body as he uses up their power.Xenomorph Cell!
>>37115696F this is taking too long, but knock him out.
>>37115696>>A. Deflect it back at himfucking kill him you fucks.
>>37115696>G. Fly through it knock him out
>>37115696>C. Deflect it into the skyKnock him out
>>37115696>F. Fly through it and kill himend this
>>37115696>A. Deflect it back at him
>>37115696>.A Deflect it back at himThen>E.
>>37115696Whatever we do we should ask King Kai for a situation report. Or sense to see if Goku is near the Ginyu's or anyone else for that matter.
>>37115696Eat it. Literally just catch it in our mouth and eat it.
>>37115696>.A Deflect it back at himThis has gone on too long. We have him his chance.
>>37115696>C. Deflect it into the sky"You were saying?"
>>37115765Smart add this to >>37115724
>>37115771>We then learn how to absorb energy attacks Android style.
>>37115771I fully support this
>>37115760Then take his tail and turn it into a sword. That's the Piccolo method.
>>37115725>>37115728>>37115754>>37115755>>37115782Okay, A was the general option that reached five votes firstHowever various votes that included Nappa out reached a total of five before that. So, here is another vote.>A. Kill Nappa>B. Knock him out and leave him there>C. Knock him out and bring him with you when you go after the Ginyus
>>37115696>A.Do we roll or something to hit a certain body part?I really wanna singe off his stupid mustache.
>>37115882>>A. Kill Nappa
>>37115882>C. Knock him out and bring him with you when you go after the Ginyus
>>37115882>A. Kill Nappa
>>37115882Leaving him there would be retarded>CMaybe Vegeta can get him to think straight
>>37115815Sounds more like a whip.>>37115882Kill him. We tried to reason with him, but he's too stubborn/bloodthristy to reason with and too dangerous to leave alone.
Guys, he literally wants us dead. Why do you keep trying to knock him out? He's just gonna end up going after out parents or something.
>>37115882>C. Knock him out and bring him with you when you go after the Ginyus"Hey Vegeta, I got you a present, it's your very own dog"
We should give him to Vegeta. As a "Gift"! He'll be SOOOO grateful to have his best buddy in the whole universe back! Right Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?
>>37115882>C. Knock him out and bring him with you when you go after the GinyusWho knows? Might be fun.
>>37115882>B.He's not much of a threat to us, and time is of the essence. This is the best choice.
>>37115696>D. Just let it hit youNO FUCKS GIVEN
>>37115882Kill him already. If he still hasn't figured out how outclassed he's just asking for it.
>>37115938We're in another league than him and we're moving away from our parents. If he really doesn't listen to reason, then we can kick his ass before he can say Raditz.
>>37115953We could literally crack a planet by blasting it, carrying nappa take 3 no time.
>>37115938Nah we take him to the Ginyus and use him to bludgeon them. Or >>37115939>>37115940
>>37115882>a.HE NUKED A CITY
>>37116027We don't know that. We just know a city was nuked when they arrived.
>>37116027And Vegeta killed a village of Namekians, you point?
>>37116063Namekians aren't people though
>>37116084Inbred space hillbillies are still people.
>>37115906>>37115907>>37115892>>37115911>>37115915>>37115919>>37115924>>37115927>>37115939>>37115941>>37115945>>37115948>>37115953>>37115976When he murders our parents behind our backs like the hundreds of thousands he exploded when he landed on earth, im going to laugh. And i want that shame to stay with youIts not like hells even that bad in dragon ball. Its not like e has any reason to be alive
>>37116138>murders our parents behind our backsYou think he will knowing Vegeta's with us? Knowing we pretty much beat FRIEZA? Knowing our power level is 80+ million? Besides, you act like dragon balls don't exist.