I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town. I reach a hand down and physically shut Claires jaw, as Avery realises her situation, rapidly rushing to rebuckle her clothes, dark skin tinged with blush.Claire however, has a greedy look in her eye, she takes one look up at me, before whispering, "Dibs."I start to question her, before she bolts out of her seat, grabbing Avery around the waist when she turned her back and rapidly sprinting for the basement door."What in the FUCK!" The captive girl screams, kicking at the air, "Get off me you dyke!"Claire just cackes, "It ain't gay when you have your equipment." She pushes the door open, waving at me. "This'll be fun, promise." She swears, taking the stairs noisily.I stare after her, shaking my head. >I should stop this, probably>Whatever, I'm going to bed>Other
>>37082891>I should stop this, probably
>>37082891>I should stop this, probablyOr at the very least watch.
>>37082891>Have a gander, then the goto bed.
>>37082891>Squirt Clarie with a squirt bottle.Also take note of whether she was longer then us
>>37082891>>37082931>Squirt Clarie with a squirt bottle.This, then join in.
>>37082891>>I should stop this, probably
>>37082891>>Go take part in this, and see that Claire doesn't rape Avery, but it's consensual.Avery has both parts, right? Perfect for threesomes.
I should probably stop this. Claire doesn't know the meaning of the word gentle. I troop along to the back of the house, swinging the basement door open.Instantly, a barrage of sounds rush my ears, struggling and kicking, furniture sliding across the floor, Avery's grunts of desperation and Claire's manic laughter.I squat a little on the top stair, peering into the main room while hidden mostly from sight, Claire is lying over Avery's calves, pulling at her clothes, as the other girl tries to pull herself away by grabbing at the couch leg.I start taking the stairs, this seems like it needs my intervention. "Claire, let her- fuck!" I slip, toppling head over heels forwards, I get a long enough look to see that I slipped on a spare battery, probably a spare of Mikes'.Then I crash into the bottom of the stairwell, and everything goes black and silent.I blink awake, groaning slightly. I'm in a hospital bed, fluorescent lights, vomit green paint job, scratchy sheets. This is starting to become a pattern in my life, isn't it?Groggily, I turn my head, finding Claire sitting in one of the spare chairs by my bed, snoring away, head lolled back over the end. Her hair seems longer than usual, shaggier. I look down the rest of her too. There’s no nice way of saying it, even to myself, but girl’s put on some weight, huge bags under eyes, a deep purpleThere is no other sound, other than the beeping of my heart monitor, the window next to my bed is black outside, a lamp flicked on for Claire’s sake.>Mornin Claire, you look like shit>Wake her softly>Let her sleep, call a nurse
>>37083007>Mornin Claire, you look like shit
>>37083007God, how long were we out? >Mornin Claire, you look like shit
>>37083007>Wake her softlyPut up with all that genderbender shit finally get some futa on female and now xmas special. Truly the master butt tickler of our time.
>>37083007>>Wake her softlyGod damnit Chuckes put us in a coma
>>37083007>Wake her softlyAaand Chuckles starts the new year off by fucking us over and knocking us out into a coma...
>>37083007>Wake her softly
>>37083007>>Wake her softlyChuckles, coma, really?
>>37083128Yeah, he really needs to stop putting us in hospital for fucks sake, its gotten old and stupid and annoying as fuck. Everytime we're going well and actually making progress in things all of a sudden "OH WOOPS YOU TRIPPED AND ARE IN A COMA NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
I take a moment to reposition, cracking my back with a grunt before I speak. "Psst, Claire. Wake up." I hiss. Must've been out a while, my head isn't even tender, I'm just kinda sore all over.Her eyes flutter open softly “OH! Danny you’re awake, holy shit.” Her hair is unkempt and her clothes dishevelled, how’re you feeling?” With a thrust of her hips and arms, her chair squeaks forward softly, moving closer to my bed ”I mean c’mon, you got a huge nap, must be feeling great, huh?” Her smile is growing awkward the longer she holds it. The answer, of course, is that I feel like shit>Write in
>>37083007>This is starting to become a pattern in my life, isn't it?No, its just Chuckles being a cunt, so Chuckles, fuck off with being a cunt ya cunt.
>>37083155"I feel like I'm about to learn a lesson about something"
>>37083155"I feel like shit of course, like I always do when I wake up here, now don't bullshit me, how long was I out and what's happened?"
>>37083155"Two questions. How long and how is Mia and Rosa?"
>>37083155How long was I out?I feel like I been hospitalized for a while.
>>37083166Yeah, Chuckles is a shithead.
>>37083155"No worse than I ever do. How long have I been here?"
>>37083007>lol suddenly a coma appears, its super effectiveEh fuck this, I'll just go to sleep and catch up on this trainwreck in the archives.
Haha seriously another coma?
>>37083210yep, though it ain't funny anymore, and apparently its been some months so thanks for fucks us over Chuckles
>>37083155"How long was I out this time, and how is everyone? Looks like I was out for a while. All my gains, gone, we need to get /fit/ again."
Its clearly supposed to be a xmas special and will most likely end up a dream, just have fun guys. Wait till it isn't a dream and its all real to get mad.
"Like shit, as always when I wake up here. How long was I out?" Claire's smile dips a little. "Uhhhh, five months, two weeks and fifteen days." She shakes her head. "Your bones got all fucked up at the library, they said it's a miracle you survived." "Library?" I question. She just gives me a wistful smile. "Hey man... you got off better than I did." She moves her chair back again, the movement smooth. The spoke of her chair squeak loudly. "Me? Not so much." Her left leg is amputated below the knee, "Falling rebar, straight through the main artery. Not fun." She grimaces.>Write in
>>37083223>Wait till it isn't a dream and its all real to get mad.Nah not going to bother waiting because its Chuckles and his usual shit
>>37083225Well, I am out of this train wreck.Good luck people with amputation fetish and stuff.
>>37083225"What happened at the library, what are you talking about? I tripped on the stairs going down to the basement while you were trying to molest Avery. God dammit this better not be some bullshit timeline shenanigans, fuckit I'll deal with that later, for now come here and hug me, its been too long."
>>37083225"Fuck."That is all, and by fuck I mean sit stunned while you figure shit out.
>>37083225"Damnit I liked the coma dream better..."
>>37083225"I...could have sworn there was more after that. Hey, gimme a hug. It's been way too long."
>>37083225>Write inTime for a kiss then back to the coma dream.
>>37083223Well if this isn't a dream and we don't get back to where we were then he just killed the quest.
>>37083225>Write in"What? Okay, back up. What happened? Last I remember I was at home. I tripped down the stairs and hit my head, I thought that's why I'm here. Did something happen after that and I've got memory loss?"
"I.... there was more than that, wasn't there? The stuff with... "Claire tilts her head, confused as she rolls back to my bedside."Well.... can I at least get a hug? It's been too long." I shift my arms wide, smiling at her.Claire looks down at the floor at that, her smile turning genuine for a second. "O-oh. You still.... I mean, that's how you feel, huh?" She looks back up at me, sweeping her hair out of her eyes. "Cos of that stuff in the library, where weee....?"I nod. She blushes and looks at the floor. "How bout this instead?" She leans over and holds my hand. "I had a lot of time to think while you were out...." She murmurs, trying to avoid my eye contact. "And, maybe... deep down, I kinda... like you?" She squeezes my hand hopefully.>Write in
>>37083344"Well I've had no time at all to think while I was out, but yeah I feel the same."Squeeze her hand and initiate lewd censored handholding.
>>37083344I like you too, you still want to form a harem around you though?
>>37083344"Gay I mean, y-you too"
>>37083344"Didn't we have this conversation already? Or was that just some coma dream? I am so confused right now. Well, I'll say it again, just in case: I like you too, Claire."
>>37083344Squeeze her hand back."I like, really like, you, too."
I smile back at her, "I feel the same. I really, really like you too." We make eye contact for a long second. The amber heat is still there, burning behind her eyes.Then Claire freezes in place. "Merry Christmas." Intones a cheerful voice on my other side. "Sleep well?" I whip my head around, finding a golden shimmering light in the outline of a man, floating a foot off the ground. The clock behind him just ticked past midnight"Bwuh?"The outline of the yellow light ripples and the voice is amused, “Myes, a typical response. As I’m sure you realised by now, not all is as you remember. Any ideas as to how that might be? Oh... you can call me M by the way.... though I suppose B is a more accurate title at the moment.”>Write in
>>37083413"Can I go back to the coma dream? It was nicer and less sad and realistic"
>>37083413"So you're that perv who was stalking me? Well thanks for the condoms although I forgot to use them most of the time."
>>37083413"FUCK. I knew it was something like this. You're Wonderful Life-ing me, aren't you? Okay, just tell me what sappy lesson I'm supposed to learn so we can get on with this, alright?"
>>37083443Wait do the angels think we are trying to kill ourselves because no one on earth could be as stupid as we've been?
>>37083413I'm kind of sad I never got to fuck my sister in the coma dream.
>>37083413"Since when have guardian angels been giving out condoms. Also I thought you'd be like a ball of light with eyeballs or something."
>>37083462No anon, this is the coma dream, and don't worry, we shall fuck Eri soon enough when we get out of this shit.
When you think about it, the events of BGQ is pretty much a teenagers wish fulfillment
>>37083483When I was a teenager I just wanted to be left alone to masturbate, eat and play videogames.
>>37083413>>37083413"Is this supposed to make me appreciate my life and loved ones? Or is this a "work for me or this will be your new life" kind of thing?"Either way, thanks for the condoms but the girls would have preferred pills."
"Can I go back to the coma dream? It was a lot more fun, and not sad and depressing." I ask.The shape ripples in amusement again. "Come on Daniel. A dream? Can't you be a little more imaginative than that?" I open my mouth to reply. "What's the next one? 'Am I dead'?" The light puts its hand to its hips. "Well if you must know, M stands for Metatron, for I am archangel of heaven!" A tutting noise. "Not quite.">Can I just go home now?>Wow, you're kind of a dick>Alright, what is all this then?>Write in
>>37083519>Wow, you're kind of a dick>Alright, what is all this then?>When do I get to go home?
>>37083519>Wow, you're kind of a dick>"Honestly that fits pretty right with me"
>>37083519>Alright, what is all this then?Saying an angel is kind of a dick is redundant.
>>37083519>>Alright, what is all this then?
>>37083519>Write in"Let me guess, you need to earn your wings, right?"
>>37083519>Alright, what is all this then?
>>37083519"Are you the leader of the Decepticons?"
"Alright." I sigh. "What is all this bullshit then?"The light holds a hand out, as if inspecting it's nails. "Think of it this way. I'm like your PR agent for reality. I was bored as shit for most of your life, because you were a spineless little turd. Then you grew some balls and started hitting on your girlfriend here, so I figured, hey, why not put some work in on my end? I pushed a few papers around, called in a few favours, and got you a nifty little super power, even saved your life for it." "...Okay? I think I get it?" I grumble."Yes, well, once I gave you this, you were fun for a while, sex and adventures.... it's why I left you that present, stopped things getting to serious, made it fun to watch. But you kept tripping dick first into shit that I had to scramble to keep you alive in. And that shit is hard.""Waaah, your life, or whatever it is, must be so hard." I stare at the light, angrily.The light crosses its arms. “Well. You see. I’m afraid you nor I have the clearance for the whole story, buuuuuuut, what I can tell you is this. You’ve been shunted down the time line axes, in laymans terms. If I were tell you the whole theory and practice it would require several graphics and flow charts that would turn your brain into a gibbering mush, similar to an eldritchian event, BUT we’ll leave it at that. Basically, I took your brain from the incident on the stairs and put this consciousness in this timeline here, where you didn’t develop powers at that time. Here you’ll be safe from the *Classified incident* coming for your timeline. And that benefits me, not to mention you get to return to not being shot at and beaten and nearly killed every other day. Either way, whichever world you end up in... it’s Christmas..... so hey, that’s fun.”I squint at the light, choosing my words>Incident?>What about my friends and family?>Fuck your incident, I want to go home>Write in
>>37083622>What about my friends and family?
>>37083622"Why did you pick a timeline that's so sad. Like I'm sure there must have been one where Claire's life wasn't ruined by an accident and I wasn't in a coma for 5 months."
>>37083622>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home"Satisfaction is about more than happiness, and I was sure as hell satisfied with what was coming."
>>37083622>Fuck your incident, I want to go home. But what incident?
>>37083622>>Incident?>>What about my friends and family?
>>37083622>Write in"Question: What makes you think I won't keep getting nearly killed in this timeline? The shit I get into isn't because of my powers, it's tangential to it. All you've done is eliminate the resources I have that kept me alive. You've made your job harder, not easier."
You people are terrible, wanting to abandon amputee Claire when she could use us the most. The other Claire will be fine, she's got the rest of her harem.
>>37083622>>Incident?>>What about my friends and family?>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home
>>37083748If we go back coma lame danny would probably wake up.
>>37083622>>Fuck your incident, I want to go homeOh no you fucking don't Chuckles, no you fucking don't, I thought this was some shitty ghost of christmas crap but you somehow managed to fuck this all up even worse
>>37083622>>Incident?>>What about my friends and family?>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home
>>37083761True, by hijacking his brain we are denying powerless Cripplefucker Danny his waifu.
>>37083748Oh fuck off.
"What about my friends... and my family?" I ask, "Are there lives all ruined in this timeline as well?"The light flickers and tuts again. "No, actually. Shockingly, not everything is worse when you're gone. Some are better, some are worse, some are just different.""Stop being an asshole and tell me." I grunt.B shrugs, "If you insist. You've already seen what happened to Claire. Although, I must say, it did stop her developing as strong a pride streak." I growl at that. "Moving on... your brother and sister moved out on their own, sick of dealing with your mother and her breakdown (partly caused by stress over you). Your brother and sister scrape by together, affording a two room flat, which.... they share with Erica’s new girlfriend a foreign exchange student who has returned to the Euro Empire by this time in your axes, but decided to stay with your sister. They bonded over bubble tea, after you weren't around to mess with her head. Your brother is tired from working an accounting job to amass his death robot army.”I suck my teeth at that, letting the insult pass. "The light flickers, as if processing more information. (cont)
>>37083502Eh when I was a teen I just wanted to work. Fuck yeah for independence
“Your counsellor, Ms Gutla, is currently in a healthy relationship with.... Mr Ozin, your history and home room teacher. They hit it off after he saved her from some street punks on her way home. Your Father remains largely unflappable, he visits every now and then, enjoys his paper, has a coffee from the surprisingly decent hospital cafe, fluffs your pillows, works his job. The usual. Rosalyn befriended the new troupe of girls her cat recruited and even found a few things in common with her fiancé. Avery burned her tattoo off and moved states after fighting her way out of a kidnapping."The light flickers again, and places a hand to its chin. "And then there is Mia.... who perhaps you don’t want to hear the story of.... if you’d like, I could wipe all memory of her from your mind, hers is.... truly a tragedy. Well... what do you think happens when you put her mother in hospital, and she had no friends to support her?”>Tell me what happened>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!>Maybe I should stay in this timeline.... people are struggling, and I think they need my help>Write in
>>37083818>by this time in your axeswhat?
>>37083835>>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!
>>37083835>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!
>>37083835>>Tell me what happened and then put me back immediately.
>>37083835>>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!Yeah nah, get fuck brah
>>37083835I like you Chuckles; this is hilarious.
>>37083835>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!Oh god. Her dad was brought back to life and raped her to death.
>>37083835>Write in"No, no more of your bullshit, you are going to tell me what happened, and then you are going to put me back where I belong and I am going to cherish the shit out of those I love."
>>37083835>Maybe I should stay in this timeline.... people are struggling, and I think they need my help>Write in"Can I help them, or am I too boring in this timeline to affect peoples' lives anymore?"
>>37083866I'm not finding it funny at all, so far this 'christmas' episode has just been a slap in the face and not enjoyable at all.
>>37083897You gotta embrace the suffering
>>37083835Or worse, she's alive and a mindless cumbucket slave passed around as currency.
>>37083897I was expecting decently written futa fuckin', but stayed for the Schadenfreude. Either way, I am rubbing this one out.
>>37083917How about no, I didn't participate in this quest from the start for this crap.
>>37083934>I was expecting decently written futa fuckin'So was I, but disappointingly we have whatever this clusterfuck Chuckles thinks is funny to ram down our throats.
>>37083927Careful anon. My flesh gun is loaded.
"I don't need to know what happened to her." I growl, "You're going to put me back home. NOW!"B cleans it's ear. "Ok, first of all, rude. Secondly, do you have any idea how much paperwork fucking around I had to finagle to manage this? A lot."I force myself off the bed, standing up and shuffling forwards. B floats backwards out of my reach as I advance on it."Put me back, so I can go and cherish the shit out of the people I love." I demand.The light sighs. "Fine... but don't say I don't do anything for you... not to mention the incident." B raises a hand and twirls it in the air. "Suppose there's no way I can pass this off as teaching you the meaning of Christmas or something? Treasuring those you love? Something like that.""Fuck off M." I spit. The light shrugs. "Thought as much. Welp, seasons greetings." B snaps his fingers.I blink, and I'm groaning at the bottom of the basement stairs. My head pounds like a motherfucker. Claire and Avery stand over me, Claire snorts in her throat a little. "Conked yourself pretty bad dickweed." She checks her phone. "Oh and, just in time for the holidays to start." She grins down at me. >Write in
>>37084006"No raping."Go hug Claire and cry
>>37084006>Write inSo, lets begin by hugging the shit out of her.
>>37084006Get up, hug the shit out of Claire and tell her we love her and that we don't want no more crazy stupid shit that puts us in danger.
>>37084006What happens in that alternate timeline, though? Did alterna-Danny go back into a coma? I wish we had stayed at least a while to make sure things work out alright. Imagine how alterna-Claire feels. Danny wakes up, she tells him she likes him, and then he goes right back to the coma. Poor Claire.
>>37084027>>37084028>>37084032These work, maybe say something about an existential crisis making us realize what we take for granted and how much we love her and our girls and family.
"No raping on Christmas Claire." I groan, sitting up, rubbing the back of my head. I roll to my feet and wrap her in a tight hug quickly. "I just want you to know I love you, okay? And I'm not taking this for granted anymore.""Oooookaaayyy?" She drawls. Avery scampers past us up the stairs. "Awww, she got away." Claire whines, as we hear the front door slam. "You owe me for that.""Just... let me process my existential crisis for a moment." I mutter. "Heh, totally taught you the meaning of Christmas." B's voice whispers in my ear. "Have fun dealing with bullshit on your own, my hands are off the wheel." I do the mental equivalent of flipping off the voice and hug Claire tighter."So, love of my life, what's my present?" Claire finally asks, patting me on the back.>I got you a cat, does that count?>Lube and condoms?>My sister and Avery?>Write in
>>37084172>Lube and condoms?>My sister and Avery? Though you'll have to share them with me.>Me?
>>37084172>What ever you want, I'll get Avery to come around later don't worry about that.
>>37084172>"Heh, totally taught you the meaning of Christmas." B's voice whispers in my ear. "Have fun dealing with bullshit on your own, my hands are off the wheel." /tg/'s inability to suck up to cosmic forces is hilarious.
>>37084172>I got you a cat, does that count?"Plus I gave you anal that one time"
>>37084172>I got you a cat, does that count?
>>37084172>Do you want to pound Danni some?
>>37084172>>Do you want to pound Danni some?We could be futa for/with her? Do some cross dick/vagina fucking while smoshing boobies?
>>37084197'sucking up' to him would have been staying in that timeline and leaving this one behind, and fuck that we aint doing that
>>37084245When we were Danni and rosa and her double teamed us
>>37084271That sounds hot, I'm up for some.
>>37084172>>Lube and condoms?>>My sister and Avery?>>Me?List them off as she says, 'Already have that' for each of them. End it with:>>I got you a cat, does that count?
>>37084284Oh I read that wrong
"Lube and condoms?" "Already have that" She replies."My sister and Avery?" "That too." A smug smirk on her face."Me?""I've had you for years." She tells me, kissing my cheek."Well... I got you a cat, does that count?" I ask, as a last ditch. "Plus you got to do me in the butt before I did you." Claire tuts, as I let go of her. "That's true." She kicks her shoes off, "Speaking of which, you just figured out what your Christmas present is." She smacks herself on the ass, giggling.>Fuck yes>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment>Write in
>>37084339>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment
>>37084339>Why are you still clothed? Get Bucked naked
>>37084339>Fuck yesOur existential crisis can wait, it's buttfucking time!
>>37084339>Fuck yesWe are sick. Clearly, dat ass is the medicine we need.
So wait this mean we get to buttfuck Rosa in public later
>>37084430Well it'd be safer to disguise ourselves and her. That way her dad doesn't find out.
>>37084453But that's the fun part
>>37084467No anon it isn't, stop trying to sabotage the quest and her life.
>>37084430Just have Mia transform everyone into different people, and gangbang Rosa. You get the same effect safely. Also, Rosa wouldn't know who was who.
>>37084467We';ve already had this discussion and made plans, don't be retarded anon.
>>37084479I'm not implying getting caught is the fun partIt's the almost getting caught that's the fun part
>>37084486Why do I have a feeling Claire would take charge and throw Danni into the slut shaming for shits and giggles?
>>37084508Do you even Chuckles?We have plans. Lets stick to them, or don't do this. Doing this when easily recompensed is not a good idea.
>>37084542Because Chuckles can't into boundaries for shit and always goes too far and ruins the scene.
>>37084339>"This is what I love about you, Claire. You skip the diagnosis and go straight to the cure."
>>37084556No your fetishes a shit
You know we should probably have asked what the incident is. Like that might have been a good plan.
>>37084602I voted for it and so did another anon, but it seems everyone else forgot about it, so now we go full paranoia and the quest becomes shit as we endlessly shadowrun and build robot armies and develop power armor for us and our loved ones to wear at all times.
>>37084602I wanted to and voted for it, but I doubt Chuckles would have told us anyway, he's a cunt like that.
>>37084578Of course, Claire's ass is the world's panacea.
"Fuck yes, why are you still wearing clothes?"I surge forward and kiss her, as we tear at each others clothes, by the time we hit the couch, I'm sliding her underwear off, tossing over my shoulder as she lets out a growl of excitement. "Wait, lube." I pause. Claire shakes her head. "No time, just stick it in my mouth."Christ I love her.She takes me to her gag point, coating nearly my whole length in searing hot spit, staring into my eyes as she bobs her head, tongue swirling, as she probes herself with her fingers, loosening herself up. Holy Christ this is amazing."Alright. Let's do this." She winks, falling back onto the couch and rolling to her stomach. "Fuck me like it's Christmas morning."I sit, grabbing her hips as she presses her face into the couch, ass in the air. I position myself, and slowly slide in."Ho-ly fuck!" Claire groans, punching the cushion. "Okay.... you're better than a banana. Just... go slow, okay?" I grin and slowly press in, all the way, slowly pushing myself to hilt inside her new hole, wrapped around me like a silky glove.A few more test pumps and she's opening up now, "Fuck, why didn't we do this earlier, this is great!" Claire grunts, now pushing herself back down on me, thumbing her clit, toes curling.I speed up, rapidly pumping into her now, fucking her deep, feeling her barely trained rectal muscles squeeze and pump, taking me deeper into her, she shudders in delight, grunting her wordless orgasm into a pillow."Fucking do it inside me, like an animal, like a stallion." She growls, as I'm getting close. "Waste your slimy baby juice in my ass."I grunt, heaving as her lewd words set me over the edge, blasting what feels like literal buckets into her. I collapse onto of her, pawing at her chest as I continue to spurt inside her. "Christ that was awesome." Claire grunts."Yeah." I reply "Amazing." Adrenaline dying down, I'm starting to feel drowsy.>Fall asleep with her here>Take her up to bed>Other
>>37084660>>Take her up to bedBridal carry time!
>>37084660>Take her up to bedMia needs cuddlings toCaptcha:nightee
>>37084660>>Take her up to bedand call Mia and Rosa and see how they are doing/if they want to sleep over
>>37084660>Fall asleep with her here
>>37084660Bridal CarryIgnore her protests that it's leaking out of her ass.
>>37084660>Take her up to bedStay inside her the whole way.
>>37084687Mia has been staying with us haven't she?
>>37084660>Take her up to bed
I feel bad for Eri, we stole her chance for an actual girlfriend by fucking with her
>>37084687Rosa went home and Mia is already in bed.
>>37084711I can't remember its been that long since the last thread
Guys remember how we were kidnapped a few hours ago?
>>37084733rosa went home for the night, mia is staying with danny
>>37084660>Take her up to bed thenTell parents and siblings that you are not kidnapped?
>>37084713We can make it up to her by taking her girlfriend's place.
We should text/call Avery to see how she's doing and whether she got home all right, or offer her our couch to sleep on.
>>37084791She's still in the house I think. And we already offered her to spend the night
>>37084804Well I thought she would have run away after running out of the basement
>>37084494It was the time of the great reading comprehension failure, so those plans don't count.
>>37084660>Take her up to bed>Go for round two
So my question about whether Avery was longer then us was never answered.
"C'mon, bed time." I grunt, pulling out of her with a decidely lewd wet noise, pulling a final moan from her.I grab my clothes, tossing hers to the couch as she redresses, before I move to pick her up and bridal carry her, only to be swatted away. "I can walk... ya didn't fuck me THAT hard man."She rolls off the couch, taking a few lurching steps. "Okay, ya fucked me pretty good, but I can do it."I end up having her lean on my shoulder as we take the stairs together, emerging into the fresh air of the hall and giggling like little kids. Claire covers her mouth lazily, yawning. "Fuck it's late." She comments, checking her phone again. "I'm gonna go get cleaned up first though, you?">I'm going with you, duh>I'll check on...>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped>Other
>>37084855>>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped>I'll check on...Mike and then Eri
>>37084855>I should tell my family I'm unkidnappedWe've been unhostagalized
>>37084855>>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped
>>37084855>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped
>>37084855>I'm going with you, duh
"I should tell my family I'm not kidnapped, I guess." Claire nods, wandering away to the bathroom, as I knock at Mike's door. He grunts and I enter, covering my nose. "Jesus, open a window." Smells like used tissues and mechanical oil. The advanced robot stands in a corner as Mike types away at his desktop. He grunts and shrugs again. "Merry Christmas to you too. Just stopped by to let you know I'm not kidnapped anymore.""You were kidnapped?" He asks, turning back to his screen. "I was missing for nearly two days." I point out, indignant. "Mrrm. Thought you were at the boss' house. With, uhhhh" he snaps his fingers a few times, "The daughter... Rosa!""No, I was kidnapped and tortured." I tell him. He just shrugs, "That's like the thirteenth time this year. I got a lot of work to do man. Merry Christmas. Z2 get the door." I frown at his back.>Say....>Whatever, go see...
>>37085081"Cya mate"Go check on Eri
>>37085081>Whatever, go see...Eri
>>37085081So what did mom say about your new job?
>>37085081>"Merry christmas, then.">Go see if Eri caresChuckles the amount of mad ITT is the best Christmas prezzie and cheer up you could've given me. Thanks mate.
>>37085081>Whatever, go see...Eri.
Happy New Year's, Chuckles. Welcome to 2015.
>>37085213You Aussie gits get new year early every year
"Well, Merry Christmas, seeya." I let the creepy gynoid shut the door behind me, smiling in my face all the way. "Well, what's sister dearest up to?" I ask, strutting the other way down the hall.I knock, "Who is it?""Danny, just here to-" "I'm busy." She calls back, "Don't come in."I frown even further at that, hand on the doorknob.>Push inside>Other
>>37085213Fucking Pikey Australians. Get a real timezone
>>37085228Yes, that is how timezones work, congrats.
>>37085237>Other>Let Avery and your sister have fun with each other, leave quietly.
>>37085237"Whatever. Merry Christmas. And wash the sheets when you are done"Go check on mum and dad
>>37085237Sing "Jingle bells, Jingle bells" at her door then leave.
>>37085237>OtherPeek through keyhole. That brings a nostalgic feeling.
>>37085237Peek taught keyhole/door crack?This we gotta see, but not disturb.
>>37085237>"Just wanted to let you know I'm unhostagalised.">...>"I hope Pamela Handerson is treating you well in there."
>>37085237>Other. Leave her alone go take a shower and go to bed.
>>37085237inb4 kidnappers have a gun to her head because they never got Christmas presents when they were little.
>>37085237"Okay... Merry Christmas."Then go see parents, take a shower an go to bed.
>>37085237>Other"Just letting you know I got away from my kidnappers. Merry Christmas, sis."Go let our parents know next. We fucked up Eri's chance at a loving girlfriend enough.
>>37085237>Push insideFuck it, why not.
Oh god imagine Eri making out with Avery thinking she's finally got some lesbian lovings until she pulls down her pants.
>>37085237>Push insideIf you know what I mean.
>>37085237>>OtherSee if we can peek inside of hear whats going on
>>37085266Ahh, why not?
"Whatever, Merry Christmas, don't forget to wash the sheets when you're done." I tell her through the door."Oh. MY. God." She grunts, "For your information, I'm wrapping your present, so fuck off." She rustles what sounds like wrapping paper for effect.I smile a little at that and walk away, going to my parents room at the back of the house, knocking. Dad answers the door, dressed in his untied dressing gown and boxers, face sweaty. "Hmmm?" Behind him, Mum scurries into their en suite bathroom. Ew.>Write in
>>37085393"I'm just gonna go to bed and forget about this"
>>37085393Just wanted to tell you that I got kidnapped for couple of days, and just got back while ago. Sorry for interrupting.
>>37085393Yo wait up Dad actually has a line in quotation marks? Damn.Also ew
>>37085393"I want a sister." then >>37085419
>>37085393>Retreat to room, cuddle with Claire to forget about the memories.
>>37085393"Just thought I would let you know that I am no longer kidnapped, So merry Christmas and good night."
>>37085447>"I want a sister"Are we a lolicon now too? Jesus fuckin christ.
>>37085393"Sorry. Just needed to let you know I got away from my kidnappers, and my friends are staying over."Leave and go to our room to cuddle with Mia and Claire.
"Uhhh. Just wanted you to know I was kidnapped for a few days and just got back a while ago." Sorry for interrupting.""Mmmm." Dad nods, smiles and shuts the door. "Merry Christmas." I call through the door, trying to repress the memories already."Merry Christmas son. Good night."I'm already half way down the hall, trying to push the image of Mums bare shoulders out of my brain. Ech.I arrive back in my room, kicking the door shut behind me, finding Claire and Mia spread out in their sleep, together occupying 90% of the bed, snoring quietly under the fan, trying to beat the heat.>What do
>>37085585Snuggle in between them.
>>37085585>Try to snuggle in without waking them.
>>37085585>Go watch the night sky
>>37085585Kiss both their heads gently and sleep on the couch
>>37085585take the remaining 10% between them and cuddle up, get rid of the covers and use them for warmth
>>37085585>Shower, Then take up the remaining 10%.
>>37085585Think about crismas presents for them, while showering. We gotta do/get something nice for them.
>>37085585>>37085703This, then >>37085598
>>37085585Take a shower first, since we haven't taken one yet, then snuggle with both girls. It's too hot for covers and clothes, so sleep with them without clothes.
I strategically crawl inbetween the two of them, taking care to wake neither one, as I push the memories deeper into repression territory.Much better. I lie on my side between them, finally enjoying some natural sleep as phase out into sleep.In the morning, I'm woken up by a sharp stinging. "Fuck ME!" I howl, as something clicks in my nasal area."Later." Claire tells me, as my eyes shoot open. "Had to reset your nose, it was bothering me. Sides," she jerks a thumb over her shoulder, "It's Christmas and that would be against the Lord.""You mean like the premarital sex we have all the time?" I ask, gingerly touching my nose."Precisely." She nods. "Now, you better figure out presents to give everyone else, because I don't see any lying around here for anyone else."Mia is still snoozing to my left, but squirms, covering her head with a pillow to block sound out.>What do?
>>37085790>Claire was firmly in bestgirl territory again>She LOLrandumb decides to elbow us in the nose the next morning.Chuck, you're working really hard to keep the other girls relevant, aren't you.
>>37085819she didnt elbow it, she reset it with her hands
>>37085819She reset his broken nose anon...
>>37085790"Where am I supposed to get presents now?"
>>37085790for presents get Mia some new stationary, some quality fancy stuff and some new notebooks, and a locket/necklace with a photo of that picture she drew of us claire herself and rosa together in itfor claire I dunno for rosa a subtle choker/colar
>>37085819We had a broken nose and she fixed it. What the fuck is wrong with your reading comprehension?Is your memory some kind of goddamn sieve, explaining why you forgot we had a broken nose, or are you just that stupid to not be able to tell what happened?
>>37085894derp, forgot to add >and a locket/necklace with a photo of that picture she drew of us claire herself and rosa together in itto the others, get them all one
>>37085790get Rosa a webcam, Mia this >>37085894, some dildoes for Eri and Claire.
>>37085894Nice ideas, but how do we get them?The mercs who kidnapped us stole our cash, and we were in too much of a hurry to grab their wallets.Man, we could have gotten so much cash and credit cards. I wonder if it's too late to go back there and kill some of them for their money.
>>37085790Do we have founds, for this, and do we have ideas, or have set something off for presents?I would sugest (given that we can get)1)Locket with pen and paper for Mia,2)Rosa gets colar or somthing S&M related (dog colar, or spiked on or something)3)Claire, well we can get her some more training gear, or do something sexy for her, I guess. Does the Cat counts?4)Anime stuff for Eri,5)Mike got a job, idk Ask Mia to draw him some oppai 2D loli or something he wants?6)Get Gutta, some flowers and a good dicing after the celebration, maybe some rubber gloves too?7)Pipe for dad? Maye?8)Mikes job for Mum? Because we ain't doing stuff for her.9)Get Mr Miller some beer, and a dinner?Am I forgetting someone?We should had robbed the kidnaper guys.>>37085936Rosa probably has webcam.
>>37085957>kill some of them for their money.That brings up an interesting question.Hey Chuckles! What's the government's view on super powered teens killing members of these villainous organizations?Apparently there's no repercussions for heroes who injure bystanders, but on the other hand even super villains are eligible for welfare and pensions.
"Well, I was thinking for Mia, some nice new stationery, some sketchbooks and some other good art stuff with a locket, Rosa, I was thinking a nice little choker thing for her neck, you already got Shoe, sooo.... a dildo. Eri... I can get her a figure. Mike I got a job... that doubles for Mum. Dad i can grab a new pipe.... Marie can have some... flowers. And your dad.... I dunno beer?"Claire raises an eyebrow. "Uhuh, sounds good. And how are you getting those?">Super powered stealing, duh>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology>Other
>>37086063>>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology
>>37086031government seems pretty inept at reigning in murder and violence in general, Claire killed a guy in ep 2 if i recall
>>37086063>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology
>>37086063>>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apologyBeing kidnapped prevented us from going shopping.
>>37086063With my super secret money stash that's under the mattress, in which I put my savings from this year of course, and have not mentioned before!
>>37086080>Claire killed a guy in ep 2 if i recallthat was a time-traveling cyberninja. He won't exist in the governments records for years at least so I don't think it counts as a crime.
>>37086063>Other"I was hoping to go back to that merc bad with you, get some money from them, and buying stuff."
"I'll get them tomorrow, first thing, with an apology. I mean I was kidnapped for two or three days." I point out. Claire nods and walks around the bed as Mia stirs more. "Mornin cutie. Merry Christmas." She plants a kiss on her forehead, which I quickly follow on her cheek as the blue haired girl wakes herself up properly.Mia snaps her fingers a few times, rolling out of bed and grabbing at her school bag.She pulls out two gift wrapped rectangles, handing each to us. "Merry Christmas, she murmurs, sniffing her bandaged arm idly.>Open it now>Leave it for tomorrow as well
>>37086063>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology>Othercamshow of Mia monsters? probably loads of money to be made from these.
>>37086203>Open it now
>>37086230That's... That's actually not a bad idea.We can whore out Mia's art.
>>37086230It's Christmas. Everything's closed. But yeah, extra dosh would be nice. And we should probably talk to our mom, just because she's stressed doesn't mean we shouldn't show her we're trying and we care.
>>37086203Help Mia change bandages.Explain that you didnt get the gifts, before getting kidnapped, and get them tomorrow(/when stores open, hopefully).Then OPEN THAT BOX. You always open the box!
gotta step out for about 20-30 minutes, sorry guys have to pick up drunken assholes so they dont die in fiery car crashes
>>37086341No worries, Chuckles. Drive safe and don't die or Ms. Chuckles will kill you.
alright im back writancaptcha enima
I fish a few spare bandages out of my bedside drawer and help Mia peel off her old ones first.The cut has started to scab over, and thankfully looks infection free, just angry red skin and a probable scar too remain.I gently rewrap it, binding it tight to her arm and tucking in the end, as Claire offers to heal it and Mia refuses, insisting we open our presents.Claire tears hers open first, revealing a framed and fully inked portrait of Clarence, replete with bishii sparkles and all.I open mine accordingly, receiving a framed Danni, with moe eyes and an hourglass waist that looks like a girl out of that show with the pirates."Thanks Mia." Claire coos, hanging them on the wall."They only took a few days. Each." The artist mumbles, embarrassed at the praise, drawing circles on the floor with her toe.>Write in
>>37086792"They are beautiful, thank you. I'm sorry but the kidnapping disrupted my plans for getting you and the others presents, do you mind if I get you yours tomorrow?"Give her a hug and a kiss and hold her close.And now this anon needs to sleep because fuck me its early.
>>37086792Give her sexual thanks together with Claire!Or at least hugs and kisses.
>>37086792"...now I feel bad. I don't have any skill that I can turn into a Christmas gift."
>>37086792Hug and kiss Mia, thank her for the gifts. Apologize that our gift is late, and we'll get it to her tomorrow.Now we need to figure out how to get the stuff; for the fastest but most dangerous, see if Mike has a combat model robot he can spare, and let's go raid the merc base.
>>37086792Half-ass a script for monster battling, direct it, cam it, get rich.
I smooch her on the forehead, hugging her from the side. "They're beautiful. I'm just sorry that my present is late, I got all wrapped up in getting kidnapped in junk that I forgot to go out and get anything. Sorry about that, really. But you'll get it first thing tomorrow. Promise."She nods and snuggles into my side as Claire takes my desk chair, balling the shredded paper into my bin.A few minutes of comfortable silence pass, until my window slides open, Rosa clambering through it in an decidedly unladylike fashion. "Morning all." She greets, lugging a suitcase in through the window behind her. "It was a bitch to land a two story jump one handed, but I'm just cool like that. And since my parent's don't do Christmas, I'm free all day."She unzips the case, distributing the presents, she brought along. Mia looks astounded, as she opens a digital artists pad, Claire in turn, opens hers to find a a receipt for the gym equipment she 'apropriated' from the city and for myself, a new phone, to replace the one broken by our kidnappers and a new suit. "To replace the one that got all torn to shit after the ball." She explains. "And to wear to dinner with my mum. Which all of you are invited to next week." >Write in
>>37087049Soo... Up for an orgy? I am in the mood to fulfill your fantasies...
>>37087049"Welp, since it's Christmas, I only have one marketable skill to share with all of you. LET THE ORGY COMMENCE!"
>>37087089Bit blunt Anon.>thank Rosa and explain why we haven't got her anything yet>let the orgy happen naturally
>>37087049Hug and kiss Rosa, thank her for the presents and apologies that hers is going to be late. And damn, the bar just got raised for presents.We really may need to raid that merc base.
>>37087110Maybe we can try being classy and offer a hot chocolate and a massage first?also thanks and hugs.
Ok Anons whilst we're voting let's talk about what we're going to buy our waifus for Christmas. Thoughts?
>>37087049Are we going to mention we found out who "M" is?
>>37087184Before that we need to figure out funds. We're broke and only have a day to get money.Any ideas for fast cash?
>>37087184Well, Mia's already got the tablet...perhaps we could ask around and see who'd be willing to host an art gallery?For Claire, we'll just have to let her do whatever she wants. Rosa...a locket. With the words, 'I like it in the ass' inscribed on the inside, and instructions that she's to show it to anyone who asks. Eri...hmm. I'm not familiar with the /a/ of this universe, so I'm not sure. Maybe a few new Yuri manga?
>>37087263The best presents are the ones you make yourself. Then again Daniel doesn't have an artistic bone in his body.
>>37087263We'll shake down Mike for a loan. He'll be loaded soon.
I stroll over to Rosa, hugging her on her windowsill seat. "Thanks Rosa, these are all great. But I kinda don't have your present yet, due to kidnapping shenanigans." She nods and waves me off. I look around the room. "Welp since it's Christmas and I have but one marketable skill, I say, LET THE ORGY COM-"The door swings open. "We're doing presents downstairs." Mum's words are flat and blunt as she walks away, leaving the door open. "Merry Christmas." She calls from halfway down the hall.>Take everyone downstairs>Leave them up here, they don't have to deal with this>Fuck that, orgy time
>>37087292"But Muuuuuuuuuuuuum we were gonna have an ooooooorgyyyyyyyyyy">sulk and go downstairs
>>37087292AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAfuck>Take everyone downstairs
>>37087268>see who'd be willing to host an art gallery?We're still a social nobody, and Mia still has confidence issues when showing her art to strangers. And she can draw, but I don't think her work is meant for A gallery.
>>37087089>>37087110Danny is a classy gentle-slut-man. While he's up for Orgies, he's doing this because he cares. So, first, romance.
>>37087292>>Take everyone downstairsalso "But Muuuuuuuuuuuuum we were gonna have an ooooooorgyyyyyyyyyy">sulk and go downstairs^ this.
>>37087292>Take everyone downstairsMan, I thought that getting dad's D would have mellowed her out some, as well as Mike getting a job.Maybe Eri really does need to move out.
>>37087311>>37087345Man, no. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you want be a whiny little bitch, on top of all of the stupid that Danny has normally?
>>37087292>Take everyone downstairsHopefully the conversation about lesbians, robo fucking, and harems doesn't come up.
So like when I was Danny's age I didn't get shit for my family. I still don't get shit for my family. I just show up and are given food, clothes, and lotto tickets.
"Well. That was a thing I wish hadn't happened." I stand and walk to the door. "Come on then, you're all part of the Speltin Christmas now." I wave them on, taking the stairs slowly.Everyone else is already sitting around the tree, Mum and Dad in recliners, Eri sprawled on the couch in a tacky Christmas sweater and Mike sitting on the floor with his prototype, who, now wearing a conservative dress over her exposed machinery looks pretty convincingly human.I nudge Eri to make room on the couch, letting the girls take it as I sit next to Mike.I rather lamely admit I don't have anything to give today, once again, due to the kidnapping that no one noticed.Mike hands his out first, Eri squeals in delight as she finds an actual mini robot in her present, with talking AI, standing at 6 inches tall, to me an envelope, inside is a card, with five hundred bucks in cash and a usb. "My first cheque- b-barring what I spent on the other presents." He mumbles, rubbing his arm awkwardly. "As thanks for the help. Also, I programmed a shi-" his eyes flick to Mum- "Bad game is vis basic, thought you might like it." >Write in
>>37087508"Jeez, now you're all making me feel worse and worse for not getting you anything." Blush and hang head in shame, smile regardless because fucking awesome gifts.
>>37087508"Thanks man. Hey I need to ask you something latter"Then him when we are alone who his favorite 2d girl is so we can have Mia doodle her for him
>>37087508Meanwhile! Cripple Claire stands over braindead danny. He loved her. He said it... then he fell back into a coma.
>>37087508"Wow, thanks, Mike. So you got the self-learning AI done?"
>>37087548Fuuuck youuuu. That's not what happened at all. She and Danny are in a decent and caring relationship. Mia is still raped to death though.
>>37087601she probably killed herself first when her mum was crippled and dave relapsed
>>37087615Missed opportunity. Longer we spent over there longer brain dead body was here. Could have ruined christmas.
>>37087548We should have stayed in alternate reality background character.Broken cripples do things to my heart boner and I wanted to protect cripple Claire.
>>37087548God this alt universe shit is really making me sad. Claire's life is more or less ruined, Mia's life is the saddest thing possible, Rosa gives up on finding real friends and just settle with those MT takes in, and our mom is turned into an emotional train wreck. The worst part is the universe isn't all bad for everyone, just like real life. This is the worst thing chuckles could have ever done. Except for the universe where Mary died in the fire
>>37087676Yeah. I felt horrible for her.No hockey, no fit, just Danny. And he's a shit.
>>37087688Mary sucked. She was Worst girl.
>>37087717You shut your whore mouth
>>37087717No your a shit
>>37087717Mary > Yuki > Carrie > shit > Timmy > Julie
>>37087700Honestly though, if M took us out of this reality because it's shit, and that shitty reality was better, you have to wonder what happens tonight that's going to change all our orgy having and degeneracy.Probably rocks fall.>>37087688Yeah, fuck all this happiness, I want to take care of broken Claire and remain a background character by finishing highschool with average grades and getting a boring desk job for a boring company.
"Jeez. Thanks Mike. Remind me to ask you something later, okay?" He nods, as his robot hands Mum and Dad their presents."Such a sweet girl." Mum comments as she unwraps her new oven mitts, and dad his new glasses chain. "Very sweet of you too honey." Mike stares at the floor and nods, unused to praise from our parents.Claire yanks the usb from my hand, running to grab my laptop, as Erica hands out her presents. Mike gets a copy of GITS, which he nods to, while I open my copy of.... "What the hells Yosuga No Sora?" I ask.She just shrugs. "I thought it would be relevant to your interests, watch it some time. You casual."I give her a mock scowl and set it with Mikes card, as Eri give Mum and Dad their presents. A copy of Brokeback Mountain for Mum, which she scowls at, and a new wallet for Dad, featuring a bunch of pictures of Mike Eri and I as kids. He nods and tucks it away.Claire returns with my laptop, pluggin the usb in as it boots up, staring curiously at the DVDs."Erica.... Why didn't you invite anyone special over for Christmas?" Mum asks, tapping a nail against the DVD case testily. "Both your brothers did.">What do
>>37087803Hah! No! Don't be silly. The worst thing is NTR.
>>37087808you take that back about my husbando
>>37087813>Yosuga No SoraThat's a pretty big hint she wants the DTry to deflect mom. By mentioning that Mike's is a robot.
>>37087813>Yosuga No Sora>harem>ecchi10/10 sis.>>37087813> Why didn't you invite anyone special over for Christmas?>Erica status: TOLD
>>37087832Timmy. That's why he wasn't a romance option. He's already chuckles husbando.
>>37087813"I don't know, why didn't you seem to care that I got kidnapped and tortured for several days?""We've all got our disappointments and gripes, but it's Christmas, so try to forget about it for a while."
>>37087813>push Claire into Eri's lap"Sure she has"
>>37087900>>37087813Seconded.Fuck you mom. Oh honey I cared but My K drama was on.. and well.. not everything is about YOU Danny.
>>37087893It's not a harem at all. And the main route is the sister route.
>>37087813"Your younger son came out of his shell and your older son's gonna be a multimillionaire soon. Aren't two miracles enough, mom?"
>>37087813"Because they're in the European Empire, mom. Yeah, Erica, I know about the exchange student you were crushing on."Later help her get in touch with that student, see if they can hit it off and get her a student visa so she can come back.
>>37087942That didn't happen here. They never even met.
>>37087892>be a dick to Mike right he gives us the 500 dollars we needed to buy gifts for our girlsWhy are you such a shit?
>>37087813>Let Eri handle the situation
>>37087991Fuck that shit, it's going to lead to a fight. Lets do >>37087942.
>>37087942Didn't happen in this timeline.
Can we change topic?So yea mom, Claire,Rosa and Mia are pregnant, so you might have the grandchildren you wanted faster than you taught...Or something.
>>37087942Didn't happen. She was conflicted over the D.
"I don't know, why don't you seem to care that I got kidnapped and tortured for several days?" I ask her in turn. "We all have dissapointments and gripes Mum, but it's Christmas, so try to forget about it for a while, alright?" Mum looks away, as Eri smiles at me, tucking her legs up into the bottom of her sweater.Rosa cuts in the present line to give Mum and Dad some fancy chocolates from the Greater Atlantic Union, claiming they're from all the girls.Mum thanks her, even if she is still a bit frosty about it, before Mum and Dad hand out their presents. Mike gets a new laptop, as 'apology for the old one' Eri gets a package she tries to hide behind the couch, but I recognise as a 3.5 starter kit, as well as a few hundred bucks in her car fund, and I get a new external hard drive, a few vidya I wanted to pick up in the year and a copy of Kamasutra, hastily pressed into my hands by dad when Mum goes to grab a glass of water.>Well that was fun... we're going upstairs now, merry christmas>Other
>>37088143>copy of Kamasutrabased Dad
>>37088143>a copy of Kamasutra, hastily pressed into my hands by dad when Mum goes to grab a glass of water.Clearly, Dad is most based ever.>Well that was fun... we're going upstairs now, merry christmas>Bring dad's gift.
>>37088143Yeah.. I'd love to actually hear the excuse about Danny being missing for a few days and apparently no one giving two shits. Especially mom.Probably not now.. but what the fuck is the logic on that one? Oh he's probably just out playing. For 3 days. They do that.She's not concerned about her kids well being. Just their sexual orientation and work ethic?
>>37088143Hang with the family.Also >3.5God Eri learn to play 4e
>>37088143We should bake some cookies(/muffins/whatever) together with our mum, after putting the presents in our room.
>>37088197From what Mike said, it's the 14th time this year. The crime isn't that noone cared, the crime is mom still thinks shit like sexual orientation and work ethic. Everything else is par for the course in this house.Side note, where's Avery?
>>37088197you think the 13 kidnappings a year thing is a joke?claire and danny are used to being used as civilian hostages at least, if you recall
>>370882054e? Why no freestyle role playing? Casuals.
>>37088143>Well that was fun... we're going upstairs now, merry christmas
>>37088143Merry Christmas to everyone, and go take the girls to Marie's place (after texting her to make sure it's okay).They need to get acquainted, and we should wish her a Merry Christmas, and we have the excuse of the Video Game Club to see her.
>>37088205You know what? That's what we'll get her. And we'll offer to DM for everyone. Shake Mike down for a RNG device and a top-down map set. We can even design the whole thing with Mia's help (can't draw straight lines for shit)
>>37088230Shush, anon, that's for the bedroom.
>>37088230I freestyle roleplay when I GM. But all my players are rules lawyers from Gurps. So I pretend we're playing that and just cede them any rules lawyering they bring up. They have no idea.
>>37088205>turns out Erica is a ca/tg/irl who just browses because she's too shy to find a group to play with>she participates in quests and is in this quest pushing for the 'sister' end right now. How's that for meta?
>>37088248Mia is the best kind of /d/m.>>37088262Imagine what we could role play with Mia?RAPTOR SEX! T-rex on stegosaurus and stuff.
>>37088291Live action roleplaying that is.
>>37088197Kidnappings are so routine in this world that they don't even warrant a police report, and can even be used at school as a "Get Out of Class Free" card without anyone even checking to see if it actually happened.Your bitching about it is completely out of place given the context of the world.
alright>go upstairs >visit marie>hang with the famille
>>37088334What the fuck.
>>37088345>visit MarieLet's go get some cake.
>>37088345>hang with the famille
>>37088345>visit marieBut call ahead first; she might be at her parent's place, or they might be at her place.
literal christmas cake wins
>>37088421Do you think she would mind being shared by the male-versions of our girlfriends?
Who votes for getting mom a box of tampons and a note saying 'You seem like you need a new one.'?
>>37088455Don't fight an angry fighty person.Thats what they want. Be overly nice to them instead. That way they feel bad about starting anything.
>>37088478It's not US she's starting fights with. If we can draw her off of Eri, though, that'd be better.
>>37088345Sup Chucks, Drawfag here. Drawings are done, but I'm not gonna be home until the 6th, so I'm not gonna be able to scan and post them until then. Didn't expect the next thread to be this early into the new year.Sorry for the delay, and happy new year you bastard.>also, mfw fucking METATRON
"Thanks for all the presents everyone, I promise, you will all get something good tomorrow." I stuff the book into the pile as Mum returns, picking the pile up with some help from Rosa and Mia, as Claire stares transfixed at Mike's game.I snap my fingers in her face and she snaps out of it, snapping the laptop shut and following us upstairs to drop my presents off. I quickly call Marie, holding a finger up for silence. "Hello?" She asks."Hey Marie, Merry Christmas.""Oh, Daniel, M-merry Christmas to you too." "I was just wondering if you had any plans for today?" I ask, signalling for continued silence as Clair opens her mouth. "No... I was just baking, I was thinking a pudding, but maybe I'll switch to a cake, less hassle to clean up." I resist the urge to snort, "Would you like to come over?" She offers. "Sounds great.... Would you mind if I brought Claire, Rosa and Mia along?" I cross my fingers."I.... sure. We should all talk. See you when you get here." She hangs up."Well, what have we been volunteered for now?" Claire asks."Visiting Marie." "Mrs Gutla." Claire states, crossing her arms. "That's her name.""And her first name is Marie." I remind her. Claire grunts, walking to the wardrobe to change with Mia.The walk to her place is shortened by the surprisingly on time train, as I knock on the door to her flat, earning a weird look from the retiree living in the next one over.Marie rushes the door open and quickly ushers us in, waving nervously to the old man. "Just some.... troubled youth." She calls to him.Shutting the door, she turns to face us, frilly apron tied around her waist. "Well.... Merry Christmas ki- everyone." Rosa, Mia and I greet her with waves, while Claire grunts, looking around at the place with narrowed eyes, running over the electronic horde.>What do
>>37088568Have "the talk". I guess.
>>37088345> Hang with the family
>>37088561 cool, im just flattered that you actually made them at allman i should get around to doing space monkeys
>>37088568>Would you like to ara ara?
>>37088568tell Claire to be nice, ask if marie needs a hand cooking
>>37088568Let's talk about starting the club when school starts maybe, see where the conversation goes from there?
>>37088568Get Smash Bros U.5-man free for all.No items.Fox only. Final destination.
>>37088568"Why don't we get a game going, and I can help with the baking. "Marie's a really good person once you get to know her, Claire."And as an aside to Marie, "This will probably be a good cover, that you're helping kids outside of school in an environment they can feel safe, right?"
>>37088675dear god we will not survive.supporting
>>37088675Yes. Strip Smash Bros.
"Who wants to play a game?" I offer, breaking the ice. Everyone raises their hands."Who likes Smash Bros?" Marie asks, I can already see the twinkle in Rosa's eye, as she grins. "I bought the new one on sale, so we can all even play together." She dusts her hands on her apron, "Although I should probably finish cooking first." Claires already slumped on the couch, grabbing a controller, Rosa and Mia smile, taking seats next to her. "Guess that leaves you as my helper." Marie giggles, gesturing me towards the kitchenette.I step into the tiny cordoned off area, spotting the bowl of batter waiting to be mixed. "Daniel, grab the eggs please? Two of them." I slide the fridge open, retrieving them, as Marie cracks them, beating them in, before offering me a finger, coated in the chocolate goo, an eyebrow raising hopefully as it nears my mouth.>What do?
>>37088799Lick off chocolate, then deep throat it!
>>37088823The drawfag supports such l-lewd actions.
>>37088799>lick chocolate, but nothing more.
>>37088799Suck her finger into our mouth and lick the chocolate off, while suckling on her finger.
>>37088799Ask if she is okay for intimate moments after.
is it just me or does something seem off with Claire?
>>37088881She's mad jelly
>>37088881She seems jealous. Because Maire is the only one where Danny initiated shit, all the others she initiated it.
>>37088799Take her to Claire, offer the chocolate goo to her
I lean forward and lick the chocolate off her finger, savouring the flavour, before moving further down the finger, sucking on it and staring her in the eye, waggling my eyebrows at her as I swirl my tongue around her digit.Marie's face flushes, and she pulls the finger from my mouth, pushing me back into the counter and kissing me, breaking it to breathe in my ear. "God, your such a naughty boy." She plays one hand through my hair, holding me in her kiss, as the other pinches my ass, her eager tongue dancing with mine."Ahem." Claire clears her throat, standing at the entrance to the kitchen, pulling a water bottle from the fridge. "You'll want to wash your hands before you touch the food again." She walks out, as I hear Rosa cheering in the living room.Marie leans into me again as soon as Claire rounds the corner, "It's been so long...." She pines, "I missed your smell, your feel...." Her hand grabs at my crotch, playfully squeezing, her tongue sweet like chocolate. The lights overhead hum louder.>Write in
>>37089012"Ok calm down Marie." Lower our voice "Claire seems a but jealous. We should tone it down a bit. I'm sorry this is my fault..."
>>37089012>Ask her to calm down>Also ask her if she would be okay with being railed by the girls.
>>37089012Ask her to calm down. Should take the time to get to know the girls better.
>>37089012Grope her ass in return."I know, but we don't want the game to cut out while everyone is playing, right? I'll play with you, don't worry. Just after the talk with everyone."
>>37089012Kiss her but don't let things get out of hand yet
>>37089012>"Ok calm down Marie." Lower our voice "Claire seems a but jealous. We should tone it down a bit. I'm sorry this is my fault..."Grope her ass tho.
>>37089012>>37089045>"Ok calm down Marie." Lower our voice "Claire seems a but jealous. We should tone it down a bit. I'm sorry this is my fault..."
I pull away, batting at her hand. "Marie... just calm it down a little, okay?" She looks like I kicked her puppy, as I slide out of her embrace ever so slightly. "I'm sorry it's just... Claire seems a bit jealous and I think we should all get to know each other better." She nods slowly, "Right... don't know what came over me." She steps away, dusting her hand again, although I do give her ass a quick slap before moving to wash my hands.I quickly help her through the process of putting the batter in the oven, before leading her out to the couch, both of us grabbing a controller, just as Rosa wins again, Marie takes a pro controller, where I prefer playing with the pad."You're place is wicked Ms Gut-" Rosa begins."Please, call me Marie." The counsellor offers.Rosa nods, "Right, umm, your place is wicked. It's like if my basement were a house.""Her basement is a nerd dungeon too." I whisper in Maries ear.Marie nods, taking Falco, Rosa sticks with Fox, Mia takes Lucina, Claire takes Little Mac and I take the best character, Toon Link.Once again, Rosa flattens everyone, holding her arms high and cheering herself and she down smashes Mia to her death.Claire, having been knocked out several minutes ago, just sips her water at the other end of the couch, eyes locked on the screen.>Write in
>>37089273Claire.. the girl who fucks all the people is upset that danny is.. what?
>>37089309Going to get some behind her back. She wants to watch and/or participate.
>>37089309>>37089309Remember she was Claire's counselor too. They may have a history and Claire may dislike her specifically. Also
>>37089309>>37089362she did think Claire was training to join a gang because lol poor kids
>>37089339Yeah not like Claire fucks off with our sister or.. tries to rape avery and claim dips.
>>37089457Well, now we can show her what that training was for.
>>37089339She claimed to do a bunch of girls at her camp by herself.
>>37089273introductionsask how marie feels about doing something adult with the others
>>37089506Well that's because she's her and Danny is hers. I mean she can fuck any slut she wants but.. Danny..
We should totally turn all/some the girls into males, and gangbang Marie.Just saying.But yea. Cunning dialogue, and introductions and stuff.
>>37089539We should do the gangbang after. Or turn Danny into a girl, then get gangbanged to show Marie what she is in for.
>>37089539Part of me believes she wouldn't like it cause I feel she is the most Dannysexual of the bunch.
>>37089582Then turn all of the girls into Danny and get railed as Danni.
>>37089273Start with how in here, it's just Marie, Mia, Rosa, Claire, and Danny.And we all have powers that we can talk about here.
"Uhhh, Marie, you know Claire and Mia, but this is Rosa, heiress to the Mishone company, y'know."Marie nods and smiles at Rosa, "Yes, your teacher tells me you're a delight.""I really am." Rosa replies with a contemplative smile, nudging Claire in the ribs softly."So.... Marie. How do you feel about being involved in... the things we do?" I try and broach it with typical Speltin delicacy. "That is to say- I mean-""Danny wants to know if you're interested in us." Rosa finishes for me, which I nod to.Marie looks down at the floor. "Well... maybe.... if you don't think I'm too old for you all..." She begins."I do." Claire cuts in, as Marie gasps. "Betcha have liver spots." She grins at Marie."N-no I don't." Marie gasps.Mia chimes in, "Guys, calm down, we're just." Claire leans forward, "Yeah? Prove it!"Marie bustles to her feet, fumbling at her buttons, "Maybe I will!" She shouts back.>What do
>>37089539You know. I had higher hopes for this quest. Story/Combat/Feels.But Chuckles writes gangbangs instead.
Claires just doing it so she can have Marie as a hatefuck on her belt notchesR-right?
>>37089652Claire is only pleased if she's fucking everyone. If Danny starts it Claire hates it.
>>37089652Ask if either of them wants a penis.
>>37089699Yes it is Chuckles. Now give Claire a look to let her know she's being a bitch and Help Marie prove it.
>>37089582Yeah, I think so too.Let's not push her into doing something she doesn't want to do, just offer it as something that the rest of us do every once in a while, like roleplay stuff.>>37089652"Well, that's Claire, always straight to the point. Here, let me help, Marie. What do you think, Rosa? Would everyone being naked help with being open, and having nothing to hide from each other?"I wish our Claire could be a little more like Wheelchair-Claire sometimes.
>>37089773Well let's just cut off her legs. Problem solved. Or you know Summon wheelchair Claire from her time line. Give her superpowers so she can heal. She'll be like claire.. but more caring and less of a cunt.
I give Claire a long look, trying to figure out what the fuck is up with her. "Y'know what, why don't we all just get naked? Then we all have nothing to hide!" Now it's feeling like a Speltin Christmas, only with more nudity. "Right Rosa? Mia?"They both shake their heads, silent 'no's, but Claires on her feet now, fumbling at her own clothes, as Marie shimmies her apron and pants down now, unclipping her bra."See! My skin is smooth and clean." Marie barks at Claire. Claire narrows her eyes, kicking her shorts away and stepping forward. In a low voice, she says. "I'm prettier than you."In a flash, Marie moves to slap Claire, but the younger girl is faster, catching her wrist.It's a tense moment. Then Claire leaps, wrapping her legs around Marie's waist, free arm around her neck, lips pressing into the older woman's.Marie squeaks and flounders backwards, stumbling towards the mattress, laying on the floor as Claire releases her arm, pawing at Maries bare chest, growling through their kiss. But Marie... doesn't seem to want Claire off... I think?And Rosa, Mia and I are just staring, dumbfounded. >What do
>>37089773>I wish our Claire could be a little more like Wheelchair-Claire sometimes.Katawa Claire was pretty awesome.She would probably never fake her death for shits and giggles.Or publicly accuse us of rape.Or try to make Danni flash Chad.Or act like a bitch when it comes to Marie.
>>37089943Join inJOIN INJOIN IN!
>>37089943Yep. Claire only likes it if she gets to have everyone. Just sit in the corner and wait for her to finish Danny. You can be relevant later.
>>37089964>Or try to make Danni flash Chad.Wut? When?
>>37089964Claire's a cunt. We're aware.>>37089986When we were walking home as Danni with large assets.
>>37089943"Well then, I'm gonna go check up on dinner. Make sure Claire lets Marie come up to breathe."
New thread when?
>>37089943"This is just one of the reasons I love you two, you keep me from doing something stupid, when you can."Give Mia and Rosa kisses, watch Marie and Claire for a bit more, then go check the oven."Don't worry, Marie, I've got the cake covered."
>>37089943>>37090014this don't waste the chocolate cake!
>>37090072We also need to archive this.
>>37089943Give Marie a charge of power on the way out. Let her dom claire. That'll be amusing.
God damn Danny, you are so whipped.
>>37090135B-but Claire is perfect! She's a total bitch to us on a regular basis and got pissed when we might have alone time with Marie! But now that she's having it everything fine! Lol let's bake a cake!
>>37090135Should Danny just be Danni all the time with futa Claire around to dick her whenever she wants?
>>37090159>>37090176We really should have stayed in the other universe and had a loving and caring relationship with Wheelclaire.
I shake my head. "Well. They're going to be busy for a while. Make sure Claire lets Marie come up for air, I'm gonna watch the cake."That said, I wander into the kitchen and squat in front of the oven, listening to the sound of Claire's sapphic tryst, as it progresses from growling to moans and groans to finally giggles of pleasure.The oven dings and I pull the cake out, letting it cool as I prepare the icing, as Claire joins me in the kitchen, wiping her mouth. "Aaah, nothing quite like a Christmas fake hatefucking.""You're a deviant bitch, you know that right?" I tell her.Claire waves a hand, "RE-lax, I'll tell her it was an act, just for funsies." She steals a scoop of icing on her finger and sucks it, moaning in pleasure. "Mmmm. Shit's good." She grins, licking my cheek. "When we have our weird fucked up polygamous marriage, you can be the cook."I ice the cake slowly, staring at Claire, nude and towelling herself off with a dish cloth. >Write in
>>37090176You know now that I think about it. We've never had lesbian sex with Claire.
>>37090208Fuck Claire until she's a drooling wreck over the counter
>>37090208Go back and apologize to marie
>>37090208"if you think you done for the day you are wrong"
>>37090208>I'll probably be the mother to all the kids too at this rate.
>>37090247Don't you fucking dare.
>>37090221>>37090208Agreed.Don't even say anything,
>>37090247>>37090208Oh boy, this must be said.
>>37090208>>37090247Thirded because fuck dare guy.
>>37090247Look, if you want to keep pushing that fetish, I'm fine as long as you stop screaming about us doing Eri.
>>37090221>>37090208I'm going to second that one.
>>37090301Different guy dont want preg danny and want to plow Eri.
>>37090221Yes yes yes
>>37090208>>37090221Fuck her hard.
>>37090247This. Gotta be said.
>>37090301Don't try and link those two.I've got no interest in pregnant Danny, but Eri getting the incestuous D is another matter entirely.
>>37090221>>37090208This please Chuckles
>>37090208Finish icing the cake and make sure that the dish cloth gets put in the laundry hamper."You'd best tell her right now, Claire. And go easy on the cuntness, alright?"
Huh. Can we false bait her with the I'll probably have the kids.. Then when she tries to get all bossy we flip on her and plow her on the counter? I LIED CLAIRE! HAHAHAHAHA!
>>37090343>>37090289>>37090287>>37090272>>37090247All these people with such shit-tier fetishes.
New tread?we are like 4 treads from going off page 10.
>>37090363No man. Shit is shit teir.I mean honestly I'm weirded the fuck out by the guy who wants to cover everyone in Jam.. but I'll vote for it when it comes up. Poor bastard lives a content less life.
>>37090356Only one reasonable person out of everyone here?I am disappoint.
>>37090374Has anyone archived this yet on suptg, or are we letting Moe handle it?
>>37090379I was with you man.>>37090241
>>37090402Already done. Also you can still archive threads that have fallen off the board as long as they are in the temp 4chan archive.
Anyone else smell samefags?
>>37090454It's been a regular samefag showdown.
"If you think you're done for the day, you're wrong." I give her a wicked grin. "Wha-?" I grab Claire from behind, bending her at the waist til she's laying on the counter. "Hoo, rough, I like i- FUCK YES!" She switches to a yelp, riding up on her tip toes as I slam into her from behind.The cake forgotten, I plough into Claire, fucking every inch I have into her, reaching around to mash her clit, as I slam her into the counter top. "Ooooh, fuck I'm all sensitive still." She coos.I fuck her and keep fucking her until she cums, once, then twice, three times, getting further and further away from words each time, long enough for Rosa and Mia to pull up chairs and watch, as Claire's tongue lolls out of her mouth, leaving a slimy pool of spit on the counter. "Fnnngnahhh!" Claire groans, knees going week again, as I keep her torso pinned to the counter, close to exploding from holding it in so long."Fill 'er up!" Rosa cheers me on, Mia nodding along with a smirk. Well, gotta give the fans what they want. I let myself slip over that sweet release, groaning like an animal, as I fuck myself into her a few last times, spurting seed into her, before finally pulling free, shaking at the knees myself, collapsing against the far counter, as Claire slides to the floor.(cont)
>>37090462Now can we make her apologize to Marie and then make sweet love to Christmas cake in a rubber lined room?
>>37090490Yes. Christmas Cake needs sweet love. Or to be Christmas Dom who wants Dannys boy stuff.Both is good. But realistically the thread will end and Danny will appear next thread at home or somewhere else.