You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently racing through the top layer of thick overcast towards a very french-sounding girl with Amelia Earheart flying on your wing. It's been that kind of day. You key your mike. “Ay froggie, what's your situation?” “HELP ME! HELP!” she fairly screams back. “WE HAVE TO MOVE!” Amelia screams at you. You seize the throttle control and prepare to ram it forward for emergency power when an awful thought hits you – in this muck, there's no way you'll be able to pick out targets if you come in too fast. You've either got to take your sweet time getting there, climb over the deck and dive in to give yourself a little time to spot targets, or have Georgette bait her attackers out somehow. All three choices suck, but barreling through without enough time to mix it up or even pick a target is even worse.>Come in a bit slower>Up and over>Baitwitch.png
>Up and over
>>37049138>Up and over
>>37049138>Up and overCan I get a "YOU WA BOUNCE" in here?
>>37049138>>Up and overBounce
>>37049138>>Up and over
>>37049138>>Baitwitch.pngFrench is French.
>>37049218SHE MAY BE FRENCH BUT HER CANNON PACKS MORE PUNCH THAN YOUR PISTOL!>Franz-Panzer intensifies
>>37049138>Up and overHey Fap Angel! You happy about Ghost's last thread?
>up and over
>>37049138>>Up and overLIKE ALEXANDER INTO PARIS
>>37049286I didn't read it yet. The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet
>>37049327>Voting in your own questWell I guess there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball
>>37049366>votingNo, that's me reacting to the voting trend.I like where things are going
>>37049138>>Come in a bit slowerNo need to hurry (I think)
>>37049366>implying he's voting>implying he's not reacting to the near-unanimous voteIs this your first go-around on Planefag's Wild Ride?
>>37049352He went and filled a Cajun cupcake with his cream
>>37049366also that movie was shit don't remind us of it thanks
>>37049352>The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet
>>37049352I thought you were amused that Frank knocked up someone else other than Ice first, kinda like Young did.
>>37049376can't scare me fucker!
>>37049376I FORESEE SHENANIGANS
>>37049408but cornbread doesn't have cream fillingwtf are you on about
>>37049524nah, the cornbread was filled with frankfurters.
>>37049417>implying Young got her pregnantBut->implying Frank had sexshur budday
>>37049524I know what he's talking about.
>>37049553This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble.
>>37049575>This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble..... link
>>37049575Or armwrestling.Or Twister. Lewd Twister.
PLAAAANEFAAAAAAG!I love you, but I need to go to bed early tonight so I don't die of this damn flu. Why you do this to me?
>Up and overWE BOUNCEAlso, finished reading the archives a couple weeks ago. Does anyone have the alt history timeline? I lost it and don't want to search through the archives again.
>>37049651I can cancel the thread if you want!
>>37049708Do it.I want to watch the world burn.
>>37049755THREAD CANCELLED for five minutes while I fetch coffee my back hurts and I need some painkillers brb fuadkadfladfksa;dslfkadfsadsfadsfasdfa
>>37049708 NOOOO this is my first SWQ please don't cancel or I cry ;_;
>>37049787OH SNAP! He's getting caffinated, brace yourselves! This will be a long thread or two.
>>37049595https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36959566/I don't have the "and then they fucked" screencap handy.
>up and over“Climb, Frenchie, climb!” you call out, pulling the yoke back as you gun the double-wasps for all they're worth. You break through the cloud deck a few seconds later, pulling for altitude as you barrel towards the intercept. Two miles isn't far at 400+ MPH, and you've got scant seconds to pull altitude -- “GHOSTRIDER BREAK BREAK BREAK” -- you wrench the yoke and slam the rudders violently, twirling the Widow inverted as your crew grunts against the g-forces slamming their guts into their seats. The silibant hissing roar of a Martian powerplant thunders past close to your left. You roll upright quickly, scanning above for the bandit, only to see a 'sled hanging high above you, its nose just starting to drop out of the sky – down towards you, for another go.>Climb! >Dive into the deck! >Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight) >Evasive!>Other?
>>37050046>>Other?POINT NOSE UP. SHOOT THE FUCKERRRR
>>37050046>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
>up and overinb4 panzer
>>37050070Boelcke has a stupid fucking name that I can never spell without looking up
>>37050046>Dive into the deck!DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR WEP PILOT
>>37050046>otherEvade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors. Let Ian get a few shots on him, and if he's stupid he'll overshoot.and we can open up with our 20mm cannons.
>>37050046>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)We have a turret, use it.
>>37050046>Evade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors.
>>37050046>Other?Aerial JoustingFire away, coward!
>>37050046>>37050070>>37050096>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicta_Boelcke#6._If_your_opponent_dives_on_you.2C_do_not_try_to_get_around_his_attack.2C_but_fly_to_meet_it>6. If your opponent dives on you, do not try to get around his attack, but fly to meet itDo it
>>37050046>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
>>37050046This >>37050070>>37049595Don't have one, had an English teacher that whenever something to do with sex came up in a book we were reading she'd refer to it as 'scrabble'.
>>37050046>Climb!That martin thinks he's hot shit, we'll show him who the real martin is!
>>37050206>And then he stuck his scrabble inside her scrabble repeatedly, until scrabble came out.
>>37050046>Climb! Shoot him inna face
>>37050046>ClimbShoot dat Mutha Fucka.
>>37050248The true face of MC Young
>Getting in a climbing fight>With a fuck-aerodynamics bricks-fly-if-you-have-enough-thrust martian
>>37050145>his first live thread>he knows what the scissors areAnd that's when I stopped counting votes. UPDATE SOON
>>37050096You pronounce it just like Böll, but with a -ke at the end.
>>37050327We should all strive to be that handsome.
>>37050440>>37050459Nono. Böll. That is IPA œ.
You obey Boelcke's sixth dicta, pulling up hard to put your nose on the Martian as he finishes his hammerhead turn. Unfortunately, your max-performance climb left you low on smash; you can't quite bring your nose to bear as the Martian draws a bead on you. At this point, most twin-engined aircraft would vanish in a cloud of flame, fuel, blood and bitter, bitter shame, admitting despair, defeat and inferiority to single-engined fighters. You, however, just watch as Ian slews the turret around, draws a bead, and cuts loose with the quad-fifties. The 'sled rolls away from the stabbing tracers, diving past you without firing. You roll inverted to keep eyes on him and see him bottoming out, skimming the cloud deck before pulling back to come after you again. Tucking the nose down, you dive to meet him, your ships crossing just shy of drawing a bead on each other. You roll upright, blowing through a few wisps of grey clouds, the 'sled sillouetted against the noonday sun above as he rolls inverted for a third go. This guy, you think, knows what he's doing. >FUEL: GOOD>AMMO: GOOD>SMASH: MIDDLING>ROCKETS: TWO REMAIN>Go for the quick kill? >Sock in for the long haul?
>>37050334Hurry the fuck up Aircrafthomosexual
>>37050526>>Sock in for the long haul?
>>37050526>Sock in for the long haul?
>>37050526>Sock in for the long haul?Save the missiles for the inevitable dread>>37050517Isn't Böll pronounced like bowl? That's how I always heard it pronounced.
>>37050553LOL DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID NOW
>>37050526>Don't we have a witch escort, have her kill them while we distract them.
>>37050526Not enough smash for the long haul, we'd lose. Not sure how we'd go about the quick kill at this point, but we need to get it done.
>>37050526>Go for the quick kill?
>>37050526>Go for the quick kill? >get Amelia to waste him
>>37050526>>Go for the quick kill?
>>37050526>Go for the quick kill? BLOW IT ALL TO HELL
>>37050604Well that's fucking wrong.Trust me, I'm as German as they come. And they come all night.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96Then again I never met any anglophones who could manage umlauts and articles in any meaningful way so you probably are as close to correct as most.
>>37049815>NinjapacmanHow does that even...
>>37050788if you're asking bout my name, it works like pic related.
>>37050828>mfwWell either way, welcome to your first live thread man.Enjoy it while it lasts. Huehuehue
>>37050741>that imageI wonder how that futa smutquest is going?
>>37050870Honestly I don't want to know anymore man. Things have gotten crazier lately...
>>37050870Still dead, seems like
>>37050907Thats a shame, I hope it continues
Young's theme, just replace "Fighting R-1" with "Fighting Widow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Z7-W8C24
>>37050526>Sock in for the long haul
>>37051064Nope, this is young's theme.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA
You're tempted to point your nose at the sun and climb as steep as you dare before nosing over at the top, a reckless maneuver to burn off your smash and gain enough angles for a steep diving attack – if you miss, you can just vanish into the overcast. But Amelia is closing in to help Georgette right now; if you bugger off that 'sled will be all over them. You decide to commit to the vertical scissors, pulling up hard and pushing your throttle through the thin wire at the end of the channel. You hit the switch for water injection and the airframe quavers noticably as War Emergency Power engages, the needles bouncing as extra power is fed to the beast. The Widow climbs like a cat, the massive double-wasps seeming to claw upwards long after she should have stalled. The 'sled rips past, narrowly slipping past Ian's snap-shot; the turret is really constraining how closely he can cut his maneuvers while in your top-front quarter. You keep her nose up as long as possible, keep angling for the wide open blue till you feel the ship beginning to shudder – then you roll her over gently, easy as you please, and angle downward without quite falling from the sky. Below you see the goddamned Martian just finishing his own reversal, climbing towards you again. You've both lost all your smash; the 'sled seems almost perfectly matched in climb performance to your Widow. But no matter. He might be a few degrees outside of your own gun pipper, but at knife-fight speeds, Ian can nail him easily. You can feel the turret moving through the stick forces, the slight wiggle'n'twitch as hundreds of pounds of guns, ammo and motors slew to bear and draw a bead. This time, the Martian eats lead. That's about when you see him fire. >STEADY FOR THE SHOT>FUCKBUGGERSHITFUCK
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
>>37051120>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOTGRIT THOSE TEETH AND TAKE YOUR SHOTS LIKE A MAN!!!>>37051091Pic related.>>37051093Now I'm just imagining what would happen if Young was in here instead of Jimmy Stewart...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnxyCgdhSBw
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOTStay on target!
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOTGNOME POWERS ACTIVATE
>>37051120>>STEADY FOR THE SHOTfuck i hate my ISP.
>>37051120>PREPARE TO EAT LEAD/START BELIEVING IN GOD
>>37051207But, even if there is no God or Buddha,There is Kamen Rider
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOTLETS FUCKING GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd46nIoKJq8
>>37051120>STEADY FOR THE SHOTGet shot by smaller calibers of Martian weaponry to build up an immunity to larger Martian weapons.
>>37050747Umlauts seem to be one of those things that you just have to have had exposure to at an early age to really pick up properly. Kind of like how Chinese and Japanese struggle with the distinction between "R" and "L".At least going by my experience in German classes, anyway. I didn't actually learn German until I was in college, but since my mom's an Austrian immigrant I had plenty of exposure to the language and at least picked up a handful of basic words going back to when I was just a baby. So when all my classmates in German courses were struggling over pronunciation, it pretty much came naturally to me (even though I was no better off than anyone else for learning the actual grammar and vocab). There were only a couple other students who didn't struggle with pronunciation, and they were invariably also ones who'd been exposed at an early age.
>>37051271oh god the feels!
ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>37051207there's no god here todayjust me
>>37051271>THIS IS...>OUR GUNPLA WAR!!>Build Strike/Build Burning Double Tenkyou-God Finger Intensifies
>>37051326What are you talking about? We got our z'god right here>>37051328
MORE AMERICAN THAN KEINE
>>37051326You are not god... But you are FAP ANGEL!
>>37051326Well, live fast, die Young, as they say.
>>37051376>THIS HAND OF MINE IS GLOWING THREE TIMES REDDER!>ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO STOP AXIS!>TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!>SEKIHA CHAR-KYOUKENNN!!!
>>37051328I would love to see what gunpla would Young and co use in a three on three fight
>>37051440Core fighters, core fighters everywhere....
>>37051440Strike Witches Gundam Quest when?
>>37051396BURNING. AMERICAN. JUSTICE!!!!
Did anyone tell Ghost of the paradox yet?
You hold steady, knowing that he's trying to spook you into a needless, instinctive jink that'll spoil Ian's shot and buy his squishy squid-ass a few more minutes of survival. You hold the yoke steady with nerves of steel as the jagged, plainly-visible darts of Martian heavy rockets leap from his gun barrels on long, thin white contrails – that twist and roll right towards -the ship lurches violently -darkness.
>>37051326Welp, We're fucked.
>>37051532two hours.Time to reset the console then.
>>37051532Well done retards...When presented with "Don't get shot" vs "Get shot" don't pick the retarded option
>>37051562pic related>>37051564cry more!
>>37051532I'm thinking MAYBE we should have GOTTEN OUT OF THE DAMN WAY
Well shit. I don't care about us, but what's gonna happen to our poor girl?
>>37051578Go away troll
>Oh fuck, I missed the start of SWQ!>Let me just get caught up>Oh god fapangel's in one of those->Y'all voted to not evade a shot you knew was comingWHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
>>37051596I happen to care about us, and Minna happens to care about us, so how about you stop being the retarded newfag namefag and don't vote retarded.
You blink awake a moment later. The engines are screaming all wrong, the instruments are spinning like mad bastards, and all you can see outside is an endless gray expanse of dark, brooding cloud. You look up dizzily to see Ian's face pressed against the canopy. He's mouthing something at you. >Well, fuck you too, Ian. >This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead. >GET OFF MY PLANE
>>37051602Clearly they want the quest to end.
>>37051564i know right now we won't get the s-rank at the end of this questnow we have to feel superior to other anons about how we have our waifus interest at heart together, unlike those plebs
>>37051622>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
>>37051619Don't blame it on the new guy.THIS IS THE FUTURE ANON CHOSE.
>>37051622>>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead....enjoying the 'discussion' PF?
>>37051622>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.I HAVE YET BEGAN TO FIGHTAlso, as promised Angelfap, I got you the "IAN POST-PERRINE MARRIAGE" pic I promised
>>37051622oh god we're in a spinALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT TO DOSTOP THE SPIN AND THEN SPITSEE WHERE THE SPIT GOES AND LEVEL THE PLANE BASED ON THATWE CAN GO FROM THERE
>>37051622>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.Get control of the plane back
>>37051622>GET OFF MY PLANE
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
>>37051622>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
>>37051622>GET BACK IN THE PLANE YOU LIMEY FUCK!
>>37051532whelp, so much for that new paintjob>>37051622>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
>>37051622>OtherWe're a fighter pilot for fucks sake, pilot our fighter>>37051654I'll blame the new retarded namefag all I like thank you very much.
>>37051622>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead. SWQ will henceforth be called Purgatory Quest, detailing one Widow crew's spiritual rebirth and repentance of sin.
I blame those rockets!
>>37051695>and repentance of sin.
>>37051622>YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A WIDOW BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
>>37051663Don't we have an artificial horizon?
>>37051622>>37051663>>37051693these, regain control
>>37051622>GET OFF MY PLANEI CAN'T PILOT IF YOU'RE IN THE WAY GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
>>37051695>Impying Shiki Eiki would even ALLOW Young and Co. to go down that road
>>37051622>Well, fuck you too, Ian.I don't know what I expected, but I think I got it
>>37051689>whelp, so much for that new paintjoblook at the bright side, if we survived this we can always ask Lynette paint our plane again. And this time we can sit and 'supervise' the painting job.
>>37051622>>37051663THISSPIT IN IAN'S FACE, SEE WHETHER WE HIT OR NOT AND GET OUT OF THE SPIN
<Demetrious> I get to end fucking SWQ and do something I actually want to do
>>37051622>>37051663>>37051747THIS THIS THIS
>>37051622>Well, fuck you too, Ian.Well, if the sudden stop doesn't kill us the witches will.
>>37051748then I can leave this hell!
>>37051748Deme stop trolling, you said no such thing in the IRC
>>37051622>>37051663seconding this crazy idea
>>37051794look at how much you carelook at it
>>37051622 Wait. Why does it seem like Ian is OUTSIDE the plane? Thats bad.Or am I just reading this wrong?
>>37051787>saving a sample.
>>37051663Alright, this makes marginally more sense than any other option right now, let's do it.
We dun goof'd>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
>>37051833We don't even know what's going on, let's not immediately assume we're in a spin. How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?
>>37051663Changing vote to this, but hopefully we can avoid spitting on mai waifu.
>>37051883>How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?By centrifugal force anon.Ian sits behind us, if we're spinning he's going to get thrown into our section of the cockpit
>>37051897>spitting on our waifuI've got some bad news for you buddy.
>>37051958YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE!
>>37051958I shall keep loving, even if society denies my feelings.
You stare at Ian for a split-second that seems to stretch out for eternity. Is this hell? Purgatory? A last dying dream? Haunted by Ian? Mr. Knows-It-All-Ian-Fucks-Frenchies-Has-Mommy-Issues-Doesn't-Have-An-Opinion-On-Fine-Literature Ian? You blink. He's gone. He's gone and you're suddenly in a very, very real plane, smashed against the right side of your cramped cockpit by G-forces, the bright deadly light of an engine fire in the corner of your left eye as the altimeter unspools with terrifying speed. You react instinctively, your hand flying, seeming to struggle through molasses as you yank the throttles back, close cowling and intercooler flaps and kill the port-side fuel pumps. You seize the yoke in both hands and center the ailerons, slam the rudder pedals to the left, and slowly draw the yoke back. The huge double-tail rudders of the Widow make themselves known, and you feel the g-forces even out as your ship stops spinning.
>>37052039Well then I suppose that makes you the plane faggot here, doesn't it?
>>37052068>Not sure if forgot to trip>or just trolling
>>37052068FAP ANGEL! Stop screwing with us!
>>37052068One problem down. You eyeball the turn-and-slip indicator as well as your artificial – right, the gyro's precessed already. You'll have to do things the old-fashioned way. You reach for the little weighted plum-bob that you keep taped to one canopy support, and tear the adhesive away. It drops free on a little dangly bit of thread – an 'instrument' from WWI, that's still effective – as long as you're not pulling heavy g's. Using it to verify the other instruments, you manage to pull up until the altimeter isn't unspooling nearly as bad. Now there's the slight issue of the engine fire. Looking left, you find yourself staring out a jagged, ugly-looking hole in the plexiglass at an absolutely-shredded engine missing a chunk of propeller, still burning like a sonofabitch. You hit the extinguishers, all of them, but the engine just keeps burning, the flame having settled deep into the structure, feeding off engine oil now. Turning back to your panel, you open the cowling and intercooler flaps all the way and push the nose down again, IAS rising fast for four-fifty again. You're at ten thousand feet and falling fast.
>>37052085Well who else do you think >>37051748 was? Of course he forgot to put it back on
>>37052085Planefag used to remove his trip to confuse anons
>>37051735Why not paint Lynette?
>>37052068>>37052102Stop trolling your own fucking threads and put your trip back on you moron.
>>37052068>>37052102Sorry, had to restart firefox.Again.You have all probably noticed I'l post without my trip at least once, maybe twice a thread.That's because, both times, Firefox crashed. No, I don't know why it clears my fucking history every time. I DO know it still fills in NOKO (instead of lowercase noko) on touhou-project EVERY FUCKING TIME and won't forget it, though. I fucking hate this browserso much
>>37052102HIT THE SILK!
>>37052102WELP TIME TO UNLOCK UNIQUE PLANE PERKS AMIRITE MERC HUE HUE HUE
>>37052140Stop trolling and it will stop trolling you.
>>37052140Get Google Browser?Or do you use the latest version of Firefox?
>>37052068>>37052102again I blame those rockets!
>>37052140You probably need to check your comp's systems or do a full restart of Firefox and clear out any probable it might have.
>>37052140Maybe you should instead try using Internet Explorer
>>37052140Get chrome. Also: I told you the Widow was a second rate aircraft. Too big, too underpowered. Shoulda been something cool. Like a zero.
>>37052140Just switch to Opera.I mean Chrome.Perhaps Netscape Navigator?
>>37052191Seriously considering switching to it fulltime. Or at least for threads.
>>37052182wow you know absolutely nothing about computers, just like everything else
>>37052140Check your plugins and extensions! For srz.>>37052090So MatrixMuch Morpheus
>>37052199Do it I dropped Firefox for it and I have not looked back
>>37052140complete uninstall of firefox, hell wipe the drive if you need too, and fresh install palemoon.>>37052199i recommend SRWare Iron, less googleshit
>>37052140Sounds like some sort of cleaner thing going berserk. I don't have that much problem with firefox. And I never experience any of these crashes.Though that being said, having Chrome isn't a bad idea.
>>37052140I know that feel bro, Firefox freezes on me a lot.>>37052195>dissing the WidowI bet you fly Lumberyaks in WT too.
>>37052195Well now we can fly that three seater moonbat while the widow is getting repaired
>>37052195KEEP SMIRKIN, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET
>>37052187Ah, the Beloved Tomboyish Browser.>>37052195AWSHITNIGGAIT'S ON
>>37052102Do not pull up until the fire is out, but do a comms check. We may have lost Ian and need to find out if sean is still in the plane too. Also check how witches are doing,
>>37052195Could have been flying a KI-45 for christ sake.
>>37052195Oh hello ghost, I started reading strikers 89 right after I finished getting caught up with planefag's stuff. I'm on thread 36 and currently reading it as I wait for replies here.
>>37052201Like anons know either. Add ons can fuck up firefox worse than anything.
>>37052248>KI-45>Not Ki-84>Is this Pirotto serious.gif
>>37052275and restarting your pc isn't going to make the addons go away, nor is it going to clear your cache and temp storage...
>>37052222I don't play WT. I got insanely pissed off that Soviet EVERYTHING seems to be made of unobtanium and fire heat-seeking railgun projectiles and everything else is made of meh and shoots meh. For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE. >>37052224They're not made yet. the three seat was a postwar development, and had a very short service life in the USAF. >>37052226AND I PROBABLY WON'T
>>37052269>Thread 36 of SW89Aha! You're in for a shitstorm pal!
>>37052269Nice blog you've got there.
>>37052281the 84 ain't a multi seat bird. If it was just young fapping about in the cockpit I would be all for putting him in a Ki-84 Hei and watching 20mm x2 and 30mm x2 rip aliens out of the sky.>>37052306WT is made by russian what do you expect.
>>37052342Honestly, I expect worse out of WT knowing that it is made by Russians.
>>37052306>For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE.RUSSIAN BIAS. ALWAYS WITH RUSSIAN BIAS.though IS-3 in WoT surprisingly quite vulnerable
>>37052306>cant kill soviet planeshahahaha
>>37052342We should put Young and crew in a Gotha and be done with it.
>>37052356and yet I may as well be shooting spit wads at the IS-2 with my King Tiger
War thunder just released american tanks, and sherman jumbos are going up against early models of panzer IIIs. It's ridiculously broken.
>>37052306>Complaining about Russian bias in a Russian gameOf course, any slavplane gets rekt when it has to deal with a FW 190's 4 20mm raepcannons
The radar altimeter is starting to fuzz, losing accuracy as you descend, ground echoes playing merry hell with it. Something liquid is trickling past your silk scarf and down your shoulder as you blink away stinging sweat to keep one eye on the whipping, awful flames on your engine. The airframe is shuddering violently as the airspeed passes five-fifty, closing in on the Widow's do-not-exceed speed fast, a banshee shriek cutting through your aching skull and squealing through the jagged hole in the canopy. At last, at long last, the flames on Number One are blown out, and you yank the yoke back as violently as you dare, the airframe creaking with the g-load. Your vision fades as the blood is forced from your head, and you suck in a pained lungful of air, constricting your neck muscles, using every trick you know to keep the red stuff where you need it. The altimeter is spiraling through two-thousand feet, your climb-sink gauge still pegged at the wrong end.
>>37052394Seriously, stop treating this like your personal blog and stop being a faggot namefag
>>37052394They at least quickly bumped up that Sherman 105mm cause it was killing everything at its rating.
>>37052356>>37052357I just want my widdow>>37052394cry little german cry!>>37052397all I need is my P38/xp38!
>>37052387>>37052387>WoT>TIger II>Unable to penetrate IS or IS-2LTA.
>>37052394Don't forget about the Lee.
>>37052409NEVER SHALL I QUIT.
>>37052409as an asideshut the fuck up, asswagonmy thread, my rulesSHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGONSHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGONERRYBODY SAY IT WITH MESHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGONOR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO *REALLY* BITCH ABOUT
>>37052418I love my Lee/Grant>>37052428never stop making people mad!
>>37052432>my rulesPft, like you have any rules
>>37052409SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON
>>37052403Well, we're as fucked as a French prostitute on a Saturday night.
>>37052432>my thread, my rulesSomeone need to print it on A3 paper size at minimum and frame it.
>>37052387>can't pen the fucking IS-2 with the 88>or god forbid one of the 105sAre you autoaiming into the turret mantlet or something?
>>37052356Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waves!>>37052432STFU ASSWAGON
>>37052432planefag I love you.
>>37052432OH GOD, FAP ANGEL HAS SNAPPED FOR REAL
YOU ARE ALL BITCHES!
>>37052409SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWAGON
>>37052432>anon has startled The Planefag>>37052442Of course you love your OP T1 tank that can't be penned by other T1s and many T2s
>>37052466No. But I have never come across one that did not already see me coming and was pointed directly at me.
>>37052492tip for you then AIM FOR THE SIDES OF THE LEE!
>>37052469>Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waveson Russian Bias (tm) or IS-3?
>>37052301A full rebooting of Firefox is a option it has to basically save important data (like bookmarks) into a separate file and then uninstall firefox and re-install the latest version back on. >>37052432I love this.
>>37052484SOME ONE CALLED FOR THE SLAM??!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6mOqV5K6Y
>>37052506Aim at the LFP. You have a German gun; you have the accuracy to hit it.
>>37052418I stopped considering the lee a threat when I loaded heat rounds in my stug III A.
>>37052524this man gets it!
>>37052515>not a more appropriate mixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyltoT7Diyk
>>37052510Both man, both.You gotta be more open-minded about your humor.
The slipstream's banshee wail finally drops in pitch and intensity as the little plum-bob begins to swing vertical again – just as you break through the low cloud deck to find washed-out fields filling your windscreen. You slap the flap switches as you pull the yoke back against your belly, screaming something at the ground, something wild and mad and CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB YOU GODLESS WHORE *CLIMB* -- the Widow levels out with a few hundred feet to spare, and you finally release the breath you took earlier, your head spinning a little bit. You check your gauges again and find number-two is overheating a little; you disengage WEP and throw her cowlings open, she's doing the work of two. The shattered left-hand prop has properly feathered – thank god for Curtiss electrical airscrews; the Hamilton Standard on your A would've left you high and dry.“That was – what the fuck happened?” you ask through a very, very dry mouth.Nobody answers. >Radio!>Surroundings!>Crew!>pick just one asswarts >no seriously
>>37052540Well I'm a touhou myself you know.But the DEMON LORD OF THE BASKETBALL COURT is fine too
>>37052583>>Radio!"AMELIA, FORGET THE BITCH, WE NEED YOU NOW!"
>>37052583>>Surroundings!Who gives a flying fuck about the assholes in the back.kek
>>37052583>Surroundings!Let's make sure that we're not about to fly into anything or anyone.
>>37052583CREW.Comms check on Ian and Sean. We are out of the battle for now and can check in with them later.
>>37052583>>Crew!we may not like them too much, but we *do* kinda need them. Somewhat.A little.
>>37052583>Crew!inb4 they bailed out like not-crazy people
>>37052583>Crew!FILTHY ASSISTANTS, TO ME!!!NO SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMEONTHISISNTFUNNYAHHHH
>>37052583>Crew!BROS BEFORE THE HOS
>>37052583>>Crew!Make sure the others are okay and with us, then they can focus on the surrounding and radio while we fly, but crew first
>>37052616THAT FACE ISN'T ENOUGH ANGELFAP
>>37052583>>Surroundings!Situational awareness first. Time paradox from Sean and Ian dying.
>>37052357No, see, it's not that they're unkillable, because that'd be patently wrong. It's that they're disproportionately good for what they are/were. >>37052356WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it, IMO, but to be fair, the farthest I've made it in wot is tier 6. and I have two of those- a stock KV-85 and a Churchill VII. Coincidentally, I don't play much anymore, hahaha. That said, the KV-1 is amazingly good for the tier. >>37052583Surroundings first. Yeah, crew's important, but it's more important to make sure we're not about to get screwed sans lube because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low. ...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.
>>37052583>>Crew!with our plane in the shape it is we need the others to check on the other options, but for that we have to make sure they are actually still here and okay
>>37052646MY GOOD MAN! Watch your tongue.
>>37052671>...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.And its night, and we have no night vision from the engine firewe ain't seeing shit so why bother with surroundings?
>>37052583>Crew!IS IAN ALIVE
>>37052661GET OUT OF THERE ANGELO!
>>37052671>WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it,Yeah, this joke is not as prevalent now, replaced by either 'Fucking Sky C--!', 'Fucking Bush-Camper' or 'Damn Auto-loaders' now.
>>37052698THAT'S THE IDEA, YES?!>MyPerformanceIsFuckinSplendid.png
>>37052671The KV-1 was an amazingly good tank...tactically. Its main problem that it was slow and heavy, which made withdrawing to stay in contact in the face of the Blitzkrieg nearly impossible.That and they were easy targets for the Luftwaffe.
>>37052746Don't forget mechanical problem IRL and Russian didn't update its armament quick enough to answer Tigers and Panthers until IS come.But in-game, it have some distinction as 'newbie tank'.
>>37052671>Not using KV-2>No wonder you're not having fun.
>>37052797>KV-2>not slow>not a high profile>not a weak turret that's easy to pen>not a slow to reload gun and slow to turn turretFlank, angle, penetrate.
>>37052671Eh, it's amazingly good one you have something other than the stock 76mm gun.Good luck killing anything with it otherwise; even if you can take a hit.
>>37052797>KV-2 is definition of fun>Not using SV-001>IsThisTrooperSrs.gif
>>37052836>Implying I'll need to reload.
>>37052836Dunno how is it on WT...But in WoT, with claustrophobic map you'd better hope he is alone or you were in world of hurt.And in WoT, any KV-2 player worth it salt will avoid moving alone.
You glance around hastily, just long enough to ensure you're over open country and not London, (full of tall buildings you might easily run into,) before clicking your mic again. “Ian. Sean. Hello?” You twist in your seat to look at the raised gunner's cockpit behind you - - and find it conspicuously empty; the unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream. “You fhuking cowards,” you say, and then, for no particular reason, you giggle. The giggling stops when you see the Martian steam-sled break through the overcast several hundred yards behind you, trailing a faint wisp of smoke. >welp>.... YOU.
>>37052889>.... YOU.EAT MY BURGERS BITCH
>>37052889>>.... YOU.GET BACK HERE AND LET'S FINISH THIS YOU FUCK.
>>37052889>.... YOU.STALL FIGHT ON THE DECK, OUR STALL SPEED IS LOWER THAN YOURS HAHAHAHA
>>37052797Don't have it unlocked. I probably could, I think between free and what's on the KV-1 I've got enough, but I don't want to burn Free XP like that. >>37052691True, though either way we probably ought to be making tracks for the closest place we can put this thing down at.
>>37052889Switch guns to sean, pull around so the bugger isn't on our ass.
>>37052889> unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream. ahahaha oh my god. I suspected something was off when Ian was pressing his face to the outside of our canopy.>.... YOU.
>>37052889>.... YOUWell, good going, fuckers. Should've fucking dodged.
>>37052934Didn't you read? Sean and Ian bailed out.
>>37052949Lets hope it doesnt turn into this
>>37052883>implying you can't bait a player into shooting and missingOr let a buddy take the shot for you.>>37052886I don't know about WT either, but if you can play hares and hounds with the KV-2's escorts long enough for your buddies to come up and help you out, then he's all on his own with two or three mediums or heavies gunning for him.>>37052889>welpIdiots are going to vote for the VENGEANCE option. Our crew's bailed, we're in a damaged ship, we're low and in the weeds, and we can't climb like we would need to to be able to go gunning for this guy.
>>37052949The Newtype is strong in this one...
>>37052959sean didn't reply, don't know if he's gone, could be giving us the silent treatment for that dive. We know however, that Ian is gone. Therefore switch guns to sean and hope he can cover our ass.
>>37052993>SWQ>Good decision makingHow new are you?
>>37052889This seems like a good time to radio for backup.
>>37053014Sean is the RADAR OPERATOR. He doesn't have any gun control.
>>37053014>You glance around hastily, just long enough to ensure you're over open country and not London, (full of tall buildings you might easily run into,) before clicking your mic again. “Ian. Sean. Hello?” You twist in your seat to look at the raised gunner's cockpit behind you ->- and find it conspicuously empty; the unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream.Yeah, they bailed.
>>37052932Tier 5s? Damn it, Ghost, I just recently managed to convince myself to stop playing that terrible game. That being said, the T-150 is kind of comfy with the 107mm gun. The stock grind was awful, though.
>>37053025in a widow the gun can be controlled by any of the three crew members.
>>37053025Actually, the Remote Turret System has a link to both the Radar Operator and Gunner, man.
>>37052889>>welpget the fuck out of here, over someplace friendly and put our wounded bird down
>>37053046>Yeah, they bailed.What the chance they already writing Young's Eulogy?>>37053067>I just recently managed to convince myself to stop playing that terrible game.Good for you, i can't even stop.
>>37052993>Idiots are going to vote for the VENGEANCE option.Well I interpreted the other option as just giving up and accepting it
>>37052957Changing this to >welpbecause I thought that Ian and Sean were dead. Come on, people, let's not push our luck more than we already have.
>>37053087you are the only person to vote that.
>>37052889Wasn't something like this how Frank earned his shrapnel?
>>37053107>Young>Not pushing his luck in his Widow>mfw
>>37053129Yeah, but Young is more experienced in the Way of the Gnome and he's plugged into Minna's witch socket, so he should get a better performance out of it.
>>37053104It's turning tail and running. It's recognizing we're in a shitty position, tactically, with no crew, one engine, no energy to burn, a shit climb rate, and it's fucking NIGHT. Which, you know, our radar operator is kind of fucking important to do our job, ie, that of a night fighter.
>>37053175You managed to get all of that from 'welp'?You must be fucking psychic
>>37053175It's not night, it's WORSE than night. We're completely socked in in fog.
>>37052889>>...YOUIts always YOU
I waiting for the moment where planefag goes 'fuck it' and kills Young off for us being retards. I wonder what Ghost would do if that happened.
You stare at the 'sled for a long second, your numb, aching skull searching for an appropriate emotion. “BADGERFUCK,” you snarl intelligently, slamming your starboard cowlings closed as you shove the throttle forward for WEP again. You slew the ship just enough to keep the 'sled in your sights as you draw up the flaps and spin the trim tab as swiftly as possible, rebalancing the ship to account for the dead engine, unloading for speed. You'll need all the smash you can get. You enter the slightest right-handed bank you possibly can, just enough to keep the bandit in view at five-o'clock. The 'sled matches your slight turn easily as he comes screaming in with tons of smash, probably from a dive – whether he holds fire or not makes little difference with his closure rate. You smash the rudder right and shove the yoke forward violently – few pilots jink downwards this low, and the squid is caught off-guard, his fire passing just above and to the left as he screams past. You roll level again hastily, unloading as quickly as possible to build energy again as the 'sled loops around in an easy left-hand chandelle, intending to approach from the direction of your clearly-dead engine. Turning into a feathered powerplant is nigh-suicidal at low-altitude for most aircraft; the drag is liable to pull you right into a nasty spin. The 'sled is swinging towards your six again, pulling hard to saddle up right behind you, not willing to leave you unharried for even a second. You're out of altitude, out of energy, and out of time. A few hundred feet above the ground, you can't even bail out. >time for one last message. What say?
>>37053263No, no, anon, you got it all wrong.Planefag wouldn't do something that calloused.He'd do something worse for the glory of Yukari Yakumo
>>37053283>WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZUCCHINI!
>>37053283"Sean? You are and always will be a Mick bastard. Go suck a lemon."
>>37053283YOU ARE ALL SMAAAAAAAAAALTIME!
>>37053283>I SUMMON THEE, BOVINE OF RIGHTEOUS DESTRUCTION, HELLCOW!!!!!
>>37053283>"MINNA I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU"preferably while we're trying to kill the bastardwe're in it this deepgo for the fucking kill
>>37053283"Minna where the hell is your beautiful ass?"Alternatively >>37053337 this
>>37053283>GOD FUCKING DAMSAKJFBHFSAW:DNF
>>37053354She's back at base, because she doesn't have the eyesight for this kind of combat.
>>37053283"Oh fucking hell-"WOW NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO PLAY SOME JAM PROJECT, FUCK TIME PARADOXES>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4jbQh6tN4
>>37053283Say?Just start singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA
>>37053314Only acceptable answer.
>>37053283I like the smalltime lines personally
>>37053379Except Fap Angle...And all those retards who voted to not dodge enemy fire...
>>37053283Fire our sidearm into the ceiling and start yelling.
>>37053404I got here too late to vote to dodge. I tried afterwards, but alas. Anon is too stupid to live.
>>37053283Lean out, fire sidearm at the Martian Menace, shouting "You are all SMALLTIME!"Only the badass can survive this situation.
>>37053387>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNACHANGING MY VOTE SO MUCH YES
>>37053283>>37053314It must be this.
>>37053283>I AM THE GNOME LORD OF BOUNCE>DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS>THAT MEANS I AM GOING TO BOUNCE RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING GROUND AND BACK INTO THE SKY JUST TO PLUG YOUR ALIEN ASSES FULL OF LEAD
>>37053458>>37053387WE LIVE IN FAME OR GO DOWN IN FLAME!
>>37053283EXPEND SIDEARM AMMUNITIONWE KEEP A THOMPSON IN THE PLAEN REMEMBER
>>37053283Yell while firing our sidearm into the air.
I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread before.
>>37053536>I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread beforeYou must be new here.
>>37053283Shoot martian with sidearm, then steal his ride.
>>37053536Welcome to 4chanYou were expecting sanity instead of wacky hijinks?
>>37053536WELCOME TO SWQ!
>>37053536this is your first thread, isn't it?
>>37053536is this your first SWQ thread or something?
>>37053536You must be new here.
>>37053536This is a "Gnomes Only" kind of club.Get Out.
I CAN FLY! YOU CAN FLY! WE CAN FLY!MOTTOU MOTTOU!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYzArf6WPY
So after-credits scene where Minna is raising Youngs bastard child alone in Nazi Germany when?
I wonder why out of all times to punish stupid/cool things instead of rewarding it.
>>37053659nazis aren't in charge of Germany anymore
>>37053659>implying there are any nazis leftThe whole government was taken out by the Martians, who rewarded themselves by eating Hitler.
>>37053659While I support the thought, the Third Reich fell. Hitler and his top supporters were killed in the initial Martian attack on Earth on December 7th/8th, 1941. IIRC, the General in charge of the German Army seized power and restored the government to something not Nazis.
>>37053691That's what you think.
>>37053659>after-creditsYou've already answered your own question.
>>37053456Only if singing praises to John Moses Browning
>>37053677>punishI like how this faggot thinks anything not going our way is punishment
>>37053556>>37053577>>37053581>>37053589>>37053590>>37053592>>37053611>>37053641No, this isn't my first thread. I mean, come ON, this is moronic even by our standards.>oh, the martian rocketsled is shooting at us?>STAY THE COURSE DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DODGING>so we just got shot to hell, one engine isn't working, and my crew wisely pussied out on me>HEY THERE'S THE SAME MARTIAN WHO SHOT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE I'LL GO KILL HIM IN MY PLANE THAT IS MISSING A FUCKING ENGINE #YOLO>OH WOW I'M GONNA DIE WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS>TIME ENOUGH FOR SOME LAST WORDS WHAT SHOULD I SAY>"SMALLTIME!">GOOD ENOUGH
>>37053506FLY-BY SHOOTINGGANGBANGER STYLEWELCOME TA ERF
>>37053734It's a fun watch, you gotta admit.
>>37053734You've been here fer a whileYou should know this was coming>YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.png
>>37053506>>37053742We really need to get some use out of our thompson so why the fuck not?>>37053764no, no it really isn't
>>37053506I remember, though it seems everyone else forgets it.I hope Deme didn't forget it and we use it.
>>37053779Come on man just grab some popcorn and watch Young crash and burn or miraculously get out another one. Either way it'll be funny.
>>37053506Okay, so we have a fucking Thompson. You know we still have to LEAD with it, correct? We can't just point and shoot. And with our plane like it is, if we try to do that, we go into the fucking ground.
>>37053829Yeah no thanks, I don't get off on trolling.
>>37053829>Just grab some popcorn and watch the player character die because of my stupid actions!You people are the worst.
Remember, whatever happens, Anon: You chose this.
>INB4 GNOMERY makes Young one with the Widow and basically flies it like it's an extension of his body
Perhaps it would be a good idea to radio for help?
>>37053849>>37053847Hey guys I've just been lurking, I haven't voted once not like mine would have changed the outcome.
>>37053876Yea it would have, people like you who think yoru votes don't matter are the reason why the retards win, because you don't vote.
>>37053891Death comes to us all eventually.
>>37053891Well it was more of the fact that I am not actively looking at the thread and by the time I do theres already 10 votes for the retard option. Sorry mang.
>>37053891to be fair, when the majority already voting for bad decision everything else will be pissing against the stream.
>Anons butthurt at the current flow of votes>mfw
>>37053915Piss enough and you drown the retards.
I have faith in planefag
>>37053922Yeah but that would be samefagging and I have standards
>>37053913because I'm sure you always make the correct decisions and without you specifically the quest would go nowhereyou don't even write a damn thing most of the time, you pick choices someone else writes for you
Just let it flow. The quest is a roller coaster and we ride. Occasionally a good reply will change the track, but we make it back to station no matter how it twists and turns.
Calm down, let Fapangel post.
>>37053953Yeah.I can see this become the start of "Lets call Georgette when a retard flyboy almost kill himself" tradition
>>37053283"Shit like this is what they make wingmen for goddamn."
you must be eating this up planefag!
>>37053953>but we make it back to station no matter how it twists and turns.That kind of attitude ensures that we won't actually make it back, so stop being a sabotaging retard.
>>37053960Why do you think he's not posting yet? He's feeding of the tears of his audience.
>>37054021Knowing Fap Angel, he's probably half the anons in this thread just trolling.
>>37054014This may be my first live quest, but I am not new to how this works. Have faith in the good Planefag.
I need more popcorn gifs, anyone have some?
>>37054021>Planefag's face when
>>37054041We're all planefag
>>37054041sure thing fappy!
>>37054069Bad Flan, bad.Go back to the basement.
>>37054056No, I'm Planefatacus!
>>37054056I am Planefatacus!
>Implying Young can be killed even though he makes an appearance in Strikers '89 He does make an appearance, right? I'm not that far in yet.
>>37054165at least Minna is. And their... daughter? Granddaughter?
You watch the 'sled turning tight to swing behind you. He's shedding his energy in the horizontal – climbing away would avail him nothing with the low cloud deck, and after all, you're finished. Too big, too underpowered – and that's *before* lost an engine, and all your altitude, and your turret, and your crew, and your wingmen. It's truly one-on-one now. A Widow was never built for this kind of knife-fight, and you both know it. “Come on, you smalltime son-of-a-bitch,” you whisper as he loops around your left wingtip. “Let's dance.” Something hot and wet is dripping in your left eye, but you don't bother wiping it away, craning your neck to keep track of the bandit as he finally vanishes behind your canopy at eight-o'clock - - and that's when you snap the Widow into a left-handed bank and YANK the yoke like you're starting a lawnmower even as you drop the flaps three notches,and you tighten your turn even more when your AoA's already high, burning more smash- holding the sharp turn for a full second before letting the yoke forward, relaxing the turn - you've already moved into a high yo-yo, just like you should, I'm below your gunsight now -
>>37054165He is, I wonder what Ghost would do if he died here.
>>37054046No, the last time I had faith in him he left for 2 years
>>37054165He did.If you believe the old man with the red-headed old lady in the Meatshop episode was Young...
>>37054165Technically, he doesn't. Not by name, anyways.
>>37054165We think he made a cameo when Fronk went to Berlin a few threads back, operative word being "think".
>>37054190See? He pulls though. As should young. COME ON BABY STAY WITH IT!
>>37054143uhh wut? why's it deleted?
>>37054190- and make a quarter-roll right, pulling back into the steepest climb you dare, using your big double-rudders as extra ailerons -outside my turn now, turning tighter, on my left, come on you son of a bitch come on come on push your fucking luck you outperform this fatass crate right come ON, STAY WITH IT - your energy is bleeding steadily, flaps and the one roaring, redlined Double-Wasp be damned, sinking towards the red line on the airspeed indicator – and then, at last, your cockpit is filled with the silibant thrumming roar of a Martian powerplant, very, very close. You tighten up, looking for him – and then you see it, sliding into view in the lower-left of your canopy, almost close enough to touch. You can see every strange rivet, every strangely-angled faucet of the 'sled, right down to the scorch marks near his guns where rocket-exhaust has marred the paint. His ship's starting to roll -lost sight of me where am I he reversed in my blind spot didn't he but no actually- in that slippery, too-fast way Martian craft seem to develop at low speeds. You finesse the rudder and those big, beautiful double-boomed tails put your ship into a side-slip, a little judicious use of your spoilerons keeping it crisp and neat as your nose slides right across his tail in a simple diagonal slash. “GET FUCKED, ASSWAGON!” you scream as you mash the cannon stud.
>>37054218Messed up spoiler tags.
>>37054190>>37054228DEME YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I READ YOUR IRC POSTS!!!
>>37054190>>37054228DANCE FUCKER DANCE
>>37054228And we're out of ammo.
>>37054228>spoileronsI knew you were going to feature those sexy sexy things after that video
>>37054258That not supposed to be funny, but i grin anyway.
>>37054190>>37054228>>37054245if young survives this then he has a fucking sphere!
>Damn, 5:30 AM, time to go sleep>Check teh twitter>SWQ threadDamnation.Give me a minute to read up.
Okay obviously we need to take out our pistol, shoot it at the Martian and scream wildly.
>>37054276>THE RISK OF MY LIFE!!! GIT REKKED DIMENSIONAL SCUM!!!>Unbreakable Fulcrum Intensifies
>>37054245>>37054276who is this guy?
>>37054304MC of srw z2
>>37054298you forget about the tommy we keep under our seat
>>37054304Crowe Broust, the protag of SRW Z2.He is a Britannian mercenary who possesses the Sphere of the Unbreakable Fulcrum, the power to break through all adversity.
>>37054304Crowly is from SRW Z2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpFyN0Qs7bc
>>37054341>Crowly>Not CroweMan, if it wasn't for the Brasta I'd think you were thinking of Ramba Ral's girlfriend man.
>>37054292Wonder what would it be though.Wounded Lion? Meh, that's Fronk's schtick.Sorrowful Maiden? Nah, not enough DESPAIR in him.Swaying Scales? Hmmm....
Your vision lights up with flame, shrapel and smoke as the cannons strike home, so close that half the burst seems to vanish just underneath the 'sled's belly, the target much closer than the zero-point of several hundred yards. You've slipped past the 'sled in a second and are already rolling into the dead engine rather than trying to fight the stall, pointing the nose at the ground and rolling through inverted to reacquire the bandit; which you do via his smoke/shrapnel trail. He's already completed his roll and is pulling to the right, trying to keep turning against your turn, to move through your gunfire as surely as possible, diving a bit to regain smash. You keep your nose low for a few heartbeats longer for the same reason, then nudge upwards, giving him another burst. The 'sled manages an adroit little barrel roll around it, but with your flaps down the Widow seems to be hovering in air; you're still behind him when he rolls out, but below. You stay glued to him for several seconds, so close that maneuvers become pointless; it's a constant game of twitch-and-response, little jinks and sideslips and finesse maneuvers just above stall speed. The Widow might be a big ship, but she handles like a dream at low-speed, and even with a dead engine she can turn any damn way she pleases. The Martian seems to be trying to out-climb you, but your brief burst must've rattled him something fierce because he's no more energetic than you are. You're just working the pedals for a final kill-shot on his ass-end when the wisps of cloud resolve into a solid, nasty overcast. You let off the throttle and throw open the cowling flaps, cooling your overheating engine before it chokes out on you completely. Here in the overcast, with your foe badly wounded, it's over. You sit in the cockpit for several seconds, shaking with rage. You hit the last switch on your radio panel – broadband – and give him a parting gift. “School's out, clown.”
who is the best waifu for crowe?i say Marguerite
>>37054449>“School's out, clown.”BRUH, YOU JUST BEEN SCHOOLED, YO.
>>37052195>I told you the Widow was a second rate aircraft. Too big, too underpowered.HISTORY LESSON! Who can name the OTHER twin-engined, multi-crew fighter that many people said was too big, too underpowered and generally a shitshow waiting to happen, but proved to be amazingly maneuverable and handy at low airspeeds?
>>37054464>Margeurite>Not Scheming, Steaming foxy Traiah Scott>Is this DM Buster Serious.gif
>>37054481We've had this conversation before. IT GOT RE-ENGINED IN THE B MODEL.
So from what I've gathered from these last few updates is that we SHOULD do the retarded options. I guess that majority of anons had the right of it. Go figure.
>>37054481>>37054500>>37054509>P-61>XP-67>F-14>All right answers...
>>37054505Young's gnome works better the closer to death he is
>>37054481ALL OF THEM
>>37054527So basically, Young's got the Abnormal Survivor Pilot Skill and Lvl 9 Potential.
>>37054509DINGDINGDINGDINGDING CORRECT! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "WHY GHOST IS A FAGGOT!" TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "WHY GHOST IS STILL A FAGGOT!"
>>37054542>2.5 years agojesus fuck>>37054551
>>37054547You got it!>>37054551Love that show
>>37054500>he moves his mouth but all I hear is...
>>37054551You're just mad because I'm right more often than you'd like. Such as in this case.
>>37054481A20 Havoc? Not really fighter but it flew like one
>>37054551Can't wait for next episode!
>>37054568Wait...>Aside from his Widow, Young has a Thompson and SHOOTS HIS PISTOL TO THE CEILINGMy God...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbAqyhujs8
>8 images from image limit...
>>37054577>>37054526>>37054523Moral of the story: Twin engine fighters are sexy, badass, and anyone who says otherwise probably thinks fishbeds are the be-all end-all of air combat
>>37054586>next episodeAHAHA FIRSTYOU HAVETO LAAAAND
>>37054598SOMEONE SAY FISHBEDS??>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v-PuGSQiSs
>>37054622Dude we are crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>37054622Oh boy. One engine, major damage, no crew. Bring it on.
>>37054622Oh... yeah... that
>>37054637we need to beat them to near death for ditching us!
>>37054622Can we bring it down in the water or something? Where's the nearest body of water?
>>37054644I suggest soap bullets liberally applied to groins
>>37054622Do we have missiles? Can we fire them? Can we make London Bridge fall down?
>>37054651Provided we're still over London, the Thames.But I think we got dragged so far out of the city, it might be best to go FITZGERALD on this bitch.
We may not be the most stylish, but we know how to work this fucker! Pick related.
You double-check the trim and instruments, setting the Widow for a slight climb, then key the mike, praying that the radio still works. “Ghostrider here. Shot up real bad, one engine out, close to the deck. Dunno where I am.” You touch the side of your head and draw back your glove to find blood on it. “Wounded, no idea how bad. Crew bailed... over.” Your headset squeals and spits static for a few seconds, then a garbled voice comes through. “Ghostrider, this is Amelia. Wait one.” You wait patiently, still climbing through the impenetrable overcast. You sure hope the 'sled has bugged out (though the way his ship was staggering, you doubt the squid would stick around for round three, working radar or no,) as you tend to the gauges, worried that your remaining Wasp will up and quit on you, Gnomery be damned. But she keeps purring, and shortly Amelia comes back on the radio, stronger this time. “Ghostrider, steer south. We can't find you in this shit and there's no good landmarks near you, but if you fly over the southern cost the Chain Home Low system can pick you up.” “Isn't that over the invasion beaches?” you point out. “They've got other problems at the moment,” Amelia assures you. “Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.”
>>37054718>Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.>Also, remember the basics of CQC.
>>37054718>Head south keep it smooth. Our engine won't quit on us. All we have to worry about is losing consciousness due to that annoying head wound.
“Isn't that over the invasion beaches?” you point out. “They've got other problems at the moment,” Amelia assures you. “Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.” Flying East will do that too – and has the added benefit of not bringing you over the damn invasion beaches, too, which would allow you to steer for Barin, too. You point this out. “How's your fuel?”You check the gauges. “Nevermind,” you say in a very, very small voice as you watch the needle sinking a little too fast to be normal consumption. “We're flying south. I've got a leak.” “How are you wounded?”“Afraid to look,” you say. “I'm not feeling anything but a headache.” “Hold it steady, Ghostrider. We'll be with you soon.”
>>37054815I FORESEE SHU SHIRAKAWA POPPING OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE
>>37054815>too too toofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
>>37054848and that's terrible.
>>37054833if the squids had a pilot that good we would have faced it by now!
At 544 replies and auto-saging.>>> New Thread?
I can't wait for Young to be chilling out on the nose of the shot to hell widow, drinking, and smoking a cigar. And then coming in for a landing are Mio and Perrine princess carrying those cowards.
>>37054815>over the invasion beaches>bleeding fuel>bleeding otherwiseThis gonna be fun.
>>37054868Wait, I think I found something worse...>http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/265/c/b/is_there_a_problem__protagonist__by_magnumphoenixzx-d5u87ij.png
>>37054881oh lord. I want this.
>>37054882not to mention at low altitude.
>>37054900Nineball piloting Nineball in AWiY when deme?
NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: LANDING WITH A SHOT-UP PLANE, NO HYDRAULICS, A CHUNK OF SHRAPNEL EMBEDDED IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FUEL *AND* ROCKETS STILL ATTACHED TO JAMMED PYLONS! Strike Witches Quest will resume SOMETIME THIS WEEK OR VERY EARLY NEXT WEEK. I expect a bout of screaming from work as they say IS THIS REALLY YOUR NEW AVAILABILITY and a lot of laughing from me when I say YES IT IS GET FUCKED. I have to work tomorrow morning so um er I NEED SLEEP. SEE YOU SOON YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS
>>37054931>Cirno Seraph, Shu Shirakawa, and Yukari Yakumo face off against Young, Frank and Pierce>Problem Protags?.gif
>>37054952BASED FAPSEE YOU IN MAKAI YOU TWISTED GENIUS
>>37054952Oh god sleep.I forgot about that.Up at 5:30 for work you asshole.
>>37054900GET THE FUCKING NUKES!
>>37054987Shit, you too? I clock in at 5:45. ... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
>>37054952Thank you planefag. Had a good time.
>>37054952god damnitnight fap angel
>>37055004FOOL! Do you not realize it's the Gap Hag we're dealing with here?? We could throw the entire nuke stockpile of the world, and she'll just gap em to the Former Hell.
>>37054900reminds me of a picture of Yukari floating infront of the Neo Granzon, prompting the question: What's worse: the massive mech in the back or the attractive lady in the front.
>>37055010Thanks for the thread, aerospacefaggot
>>37054952>SOMETIME THIS WEEK OR VERY EARLY NEXT WEEKWelp, see you faggots in late January.
>>37055104but that's a whole year away
>>37054952>can't post mfw because image limit>(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ ┻━┻
>>37055053Here's a doomsday scenario>Be Young>Be fighting the last battle of the Martian War evah>Be facing off against ENTIRE MARTIAN DREAD FLEET>Ready RAWKETS AND FUEL>Entire Fleet disintegrates>Suddenly, Gaps, Gaps Everywhere (TM)>NEO GRANZON APPEARS>ANTI-SPIRAL APPEARS>NINEBALL SERAPH APPEARS>GUNBUSTER ENEMIES APPEAR>THEY ARE ALL OUT FOR YOUNG'S BLOOD>ACCEPT BLOODY FATE.mp3
>>37055053dont care.stick dick in their holes
>>37055161Get in line buddy, Shirakawa got there first.
RANDOM QUESTIONdoes anybody want me to stick around someday and do a Q&A, in-character? Like Decu does? Because it seems like it'd be fun to answer questions in-character.
>>37055152and then TROMBE!
>>37055187in character?as what?a cruel uncaring god?
>>37055187Yes. Very much yes.
>>37055187WHAT KIND OF POKÉMON ARE YOU
>>37055130Like it hasn't happened before.
>>37055187new thread then!
>>37055208As in, the characters themselves. I'd love to see the kind of questions anon will ask, say, Frank Luke.
>>37055187YES. YES PLEASE.>>37055202>>37055166>Be Young>Be fightin a tonload of idiots in >>37055152>Suddenly A giant black metallic horse appears>TROMBE!!!>Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0nBQyWOsA
>>37055216HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO?
>>37055241WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!
>>37055231i say save those for special
>>37055231oh god yes, but you might want to save it for when you dont have work in ~5 hours.and it gives us time to think up some questions.
>>37055186>Shirakawa>Implying Asakim would let Shu one-up him>Shurouga Intensifies>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTjrQ0nDYc
>>37055187We don't need your gay-ass ERP shit, Kota. Deme bro, better change your tripcode because it's been compromised.
>>37055254Agreed, get some rest and we'll ask you when you're at your best.
>>37055231Does Minna's carpet match the drapes?INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
>>37055300Based on Youkan's artwork...yes, yes it does. Matches the windows, too.
>>37055447And this, my friends, are the true weapons we will need in the eventual duel with Robo-Stalin.Ryuusei Date, SRX Team, Masaki Andoh, and TATSUMAKI ZANKANTOU obligatory.
>Martian thoughts in spoilers interspersedNeat.avi
>>37055589Those aint the aliums thoughts, they are Youngs...
>N'oo'p, Socks, Ryuusei Date, Zanger Zonvolt, Kenshiro, Rally Vincent, Young, and Fronk walk into a bar
>>37055705>SocksBut he is dead, just like his quest and Kota.
>>37055705this bar better be Yellow Flag or nothing will remain after they finished.
>>37055734>Implying Shiki Eiki will not let him wander off for one last romp as a ghost before going to Makai
>>37055760I have no idea what you're talking about, but Kota and SuWQ is long dead.
>>37055753>Suddenly, Shu, Asakim, Gaioh, Aim Liard, Marilyn Cat and The Edel Bernal crash the party
>og fagsabsolutely disgusting
Did somebody archive this thread yet?
>>37055819Come at my Zankantou, pleb.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSA7CvnBAU
>>37055865Congrats you posted one of about 4 og characters who aren't shit (mostly because he was actually in a real SRW game)
>>37055912Crix, I know you can't stop being shit, but you can stop talking.
>>37055912Accept your punishment.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HcfmPAxCY