Special Christmas Edition!Advancement for individual idols will have to wait for now. The holidays have been really busy!Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestOther Works:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witches (Running)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless+Sky+Ace+Combat+Quest (Running)ROSTER AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/2QmNFPmDLOADOUTS: http://pastebin.com/BQxK1fvgFACILITIES: http://pastebin.com/nRw93LkiINFLUENCE: http://pastebin.com/FMVd17k5You are the PRODUCER, a former soldier hired to manage a group of teenage girls on their rise to stardom, assuming they don't get killed in the process!Today was a day of reckoning for you. No, it wasn't the day of a big performance or a dangerous mission. It was something much, MUCH worse......Christmas Day.As you woke up, you already knew you were in for a lot of trouble. You couldn't quite clearly remember what you were up to last night, but it apparently ended with you on the office floor, Jenner wrapped one of your arms, Lillith around the other, and the rest of the girls basically on top of you in a massive dogpile.Yeah... it was going to be one of those days.Maybe you should just stay still and delay the inevitable.But wait, you didn't have the chance to prepare the gifts yet...>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.>Other
>>37012086>>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.Because accidents are amusing.
>>37012086>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.
>>37012086>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.Such is life as a Cyberpunk Idol Producer.
>>37012086>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you areTime for sneaking missions
>>37012086>Slither to FREEDOM!
>>37012159So what's going to be the colour and name for Morgan's kitten?Is it white and named Laika? Or is it gray and named Lok- Dear God....That damn cat could infiltrate Clover!
>>37012086>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.>OtherDamn it, we forgot to turn off our swag last night didn't we?
>>37012181Loki. I miss Loki.
>>37012181It's gonna be Loki.
>>37012086>>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.Lay back and enjoy the warmth and quiet.
>>37012181I can see that damn cat now. Producer and K-Zwolf have to take care of that kitten while Morgan's away, which lead to Loony Toons esque antics.
>>37012086>>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants>Gently headpat Lilith and Jenner
>>37012181Something something Verniy?
>>37012086>>37012254This, We never headpat Jenner and Lilith before so it will be amusing.
>>37012086>As you woke up, you already knew you were in for a lot of trouble. You couldn't quite clearly remember what you were up to last night, but it apparently ended with you on the office floor, Jenner wrapped one of your arms, Lillith around the other, and the rest of the girls basically on top of you in a massive dogpile.This is glorious.>>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.Both girls around our arms? I was debating to give headpats to see reactions or take pictures of their sleeping face. Also to see what will happen when they see us holding them
>>37012250P-san saves Loki from a falling pot, getting hit in the process. He glares a sour look at the cat while Loki gives his stupid looking grin...
Magical Sniper Morgan when?
>>37012086>Take pictures and headpat Lilith and Jenner's sleeping faces before leaving
>>37012311You sound so hopelessly negative, that silly harmless cat would never do such a horrible thing.
>>37012086>Slide out of their grasp, replace body with pillow, get picture. Prepare gifts.
>>37012086>>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.
>>37012086>>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.
>>37012220I honestly think that's the first time I've seen the original.
>>37012086>>Try to slither out of their grasp like the smooth operator you are.Huzzah I made it for the start for once.
>>37012086>Just stay perfectly still for you dare now awaken the sleeping giants.Their vision is based on movement.
Also relevant to this current situation.
>>37012086Okay, you could totally do this. You were part of the US Army special forces, trained by the Captain herself. You were an OPERATOR and you can find a way out of this situation no matter how sticky it was!>roll 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37012477
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37012477
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37012477
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37012461So producer has become the crack of Idols everywhere?>>37012477
>>37012485>>37012490>>37012492Not bad, really.
>>37012511>The Producer accidentally gropes one of them.>Rolls determine the outcome.
>>37012485>>37012490>>37012492FUCK, I wanted a 1 this time to see if we get into awkward situations.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37012485>>37012490>>37012492Damn, no 1s...
>>37012523>one of them>not three of themUmm....
Can't we ask to fail this? Or at least take pictures or do headpats to Jenner and Lilith.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37012477I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
>>37012530I know, its times like these that made me wish we had an inverted star power system so we could critfail situations like this.
>>37012461Actually I imagine this when Rin asked for headpats and a kiss.>>37012588Too late, unless Merc let's us fail this.
>>37012591Kind of wish we have a penalty due to the sheer amount of women on us.
>>37012477Can we auto 1 this?and for the love of god, no one feels our morning woody
>>37012613>Woke up covered in bitches>-10 Agility
>>37012634Sure or at least end up groping our psychologist and secretary at least once.If we can do/get away with that, I'm okay with this.
>>37012667I think we got a handful of her back on Halloween.
>>37012688They pull a Julie when we tried to wake them up except Jenner and Lilith both make a grab at us.
>>37012632Surely as a veteran soldier, Producer has Combat Tactics.The real question is, does he have ATSKNF?
>>37012632if its Lilith or jenner?
>>37012477You move slowly and carefully. Oh so carefully. Each movement is done with extreme position and care, as any wrong move could awaken a veritable hornets' nest.First things first, you slowly slip your arms out of Jenner and Lillith's grasps, carefully wriggling your arms free. Then, you have to gently push Rochelle and Cole off or your chest. They both groan loudly, but otherwise don't wake up.Then you slowly slide your legs out from under Melissa and Julie.Now that you were free, you scan your immediate surroundings. Of course, the other girls were all sleeping in a ring around you, so you'd have to negotiate your way out of here."Meow."You pause when you hear the unfamiliar sound of a kitten purring. You slowly turn to see a black kitten on the nearby table. How the hell did it get there?Nevertheless, it brushes up against a mug perched on the edge of the table, still purring loudly.Oh no.Oh no.>Don't you fucking dare, cat!>FLEE>Accept your fate. You are already a dead man.>Other
>>37012767>FLEEDROP ZONE HOT, BAIL BAIL BAIL!
>>37012767OH GOD NO IT'S HAPPENING.
>>37012767>>Don't you fucking dare, cat!
>>37012767>>Don't you fucking dare, cat!This cat don't know who he messing with!I swear he better not do it!Nope don't do it cat!I really want the cat to do it.
>>37012767So good to have him back
>>37012767>>FLEEFORGOT TO ADD MY VOTE.
>>37012767>OtherPat the nearest girl on the head.He can't get us if we get ourselves first!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37012767>>Don't you fucking dare, cat!P-san Glare
>>37012767>OtherMeow back, I mean we can try to speak cat
>>37012767>Don't you fucking dare, cat!>OtherCatch or push the mug back from the edge!
Speaking of MGHQ: Decu did a drawing of Carol.
>>37012767>Accept your fate. You are already a dead man.
>>37012767>Fuck our surroundings, SAVE OUR FAVORITE COFFEE MUG!!!
>>37012767Save the coffee mug, grab cat by the scruff, point at it and say in a whisper "NO"
>>37012767"Don't you fucking dare, cat!" You hiss.The cat just gives you that goddamn smile cat always give right before they do something terrible, and brushes itself against the mug, pushing it further and further against the edge and it tips over...>roll 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37013031BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37013031
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37013031
>>37013045Go Go Gadget "Telescoping Arm"!
>>37013045>>37013046>>37013048damn it. no shennigans today
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37013031
>>37013045>>37013046>>37013048...and falls right onto a nice pillow, so we got worked over nothing.Just as planned
>>37013045I think we just did a rolling save. Nice one armchair no snow needed.
>>37013045>>37013048Just watch. We'll catch the mug, put it back on the table, and didn't notice we accidentally tripped over an idol in the process of catching the mug.And then it begins.
>>37013075we used Jenner or Julie"s chest to soften the blow
>>37013031"With inhuman grace and reflex, you make a diving lunge and manage to grab the mug, preventing it from crashing against the ground.Unfortunately, that doesn't stop the loud WHUMP you make impacting the ground."Auuuughh... is it morning already?" You hear Cole groan."You..." You glare at the cat.The cat just purrs and starts licking itself.Fucking cats.>FLEE>HAHA IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!>Other
>>37013129>>HAHA IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!Might as well start OPENING PRESENTS!
>>37013129>HAHA IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!
>>37013129>FLEEFly you fool!
>>37013129>>FLEEDon't we need to prepare them yet?
>>37013129>HAHA IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!LOOK, PRESENTS!
>>37013129>FLEEHOT ZONE EVEN HOTTER THAN EXPECTED
>>37013129>>HAHA IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!
>>37013129>otherEnjoy some peace and quiet with Cole. Ask her about stuff. Any adventures with the biker gang?
>>37013129>FLEEIt's not ready yet!>CAPTCHA: captain ceuseffOh God, she's here too?
>>37013129>Sing a lullaby put Cole to sleep.
>>37013129>FLEEWe need to prep the presents!!!
Now that you think about it, who exactly cooks the girls' meals?
>>37013168>Don't we need to prepare them yet?Aren't they per-wrapped in the Santa sack?
>>37013326Now THAT is a good question!
>>37013326>>37013412That's a really good question, the food kinda appears there, prepared
>>37013412Well the Tombs girls just learned to cook/bake cookies on Thanksgiving, so they probably don't cook for themselves (otherwise Cole would just keep on frying steaks and no vegetables).
We could force Cole to make everyone breakfast with us
>>37013459Well Producer cooked for them once. It was pre-made stuff so I'm assuming they ate luxury MRE or something..
>>37013326>>37013412>>37013455I'd guess that maybe one of the more responsible of the girls, like Rin or Rochelle, would be able to make breakfast/lunch/dinner. The girls probably all go out shopping for groceries or have people deliver groceries. The staff that work there learned to fear them, and have a special battle plan to minimize damage to the store.
>Inbetween Jenner and Lilith>Choose to get up anywaystalk about ruining christmas.
>>37013129You decide to FLEE. FLEE LIKE THE WIND. As you barrel out of the door you can hear the rest of the girls rousing from their slumber. Oh man, you didn't have much time.You scramble down to your office, where you've been keeping all of the presents hidden. You've even asked K-Zwolf to stand guard over them. As you reach your office door, you see the Cyberhound still sitting there loyally, though apparently somebody had stuck a pair of fake reindeer antlers on its head. K-Zwolf didn't seem to mind though, or just plain wasn't aware of it."THERE HAS BEEN NO UNAUTHORIZED INTRUSION ON THE ISLAND." K-Zwolf booms."Good boy." You nod as you unlock your door. "The girls are waking up right about now. Can you help stall them?""AFFIRMATIVE. IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR, SIR." K-Zwolf buzzes as it bounds off.Was... was K-Zwolf starting to get witty?Either way, you had to gather up all the presents. You grab the sack containing all of the ones you bought, as well as the sack the kindly old shopkeeper had given you. Actually, now that you think about it, you never actually looked into it...>Just a quick peek.>Preserve the surprise.>Other
>>37013564Hey anon, I voted to stay. There is no such thing as too much comfy.
>>37013547So essentially Ben-to fighting? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-t9__D98O0
>>37013588>Preserve the surprise.They're not your presents. Don't be a grinch
>>37013588>Preserve the surprise.
>>37013588>>Preserve the surprise.
>>37013588>Just a quick peek.
>>37013129>other"I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS."
>>37013588>Preserve the surprise
>>37013588>Just a quick peek.Always double check your gear, or presents in this case.
>>37013588Preserve the surprise.
>>37013588You decide to keep the surprise and sling the second sack over your shoulder. You then see the Santa costume you had worn. You know, you just realized you had forgotten to give it back to that shopkeeper.Huh...>Deliver the presents as Producer.>Deliver the presents as SANTA>Other
>>37013800>>Deliver the presents as Producer.
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer.
>>37013800>>Deliver the presents as Producer.If asked about the sack, say that Santa gave it to us.
>>37013800Producer.Dressing as Santa would ruin yesterday
>>37013800>>Deliver the presents as Producer.Say that Santa came over during the night.
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer.Get Jenner to return the Santa outfit with a message "I'm on to you."
>>37013800>OtherJust wear the hat.
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer.>OtherSay that Santa dropped this off for everyone.
>>37013800Deliver the presents as SANTA PRODUCER. Totally different from NORMAL PRODUCER.
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer.This kinda reminds me of that Tim Allen Santa Claus movie
>>37013800>Deliver the presents as Producer.Say that the second sack mysteriously appeared in the office overnight.
>>37013940Last thread also tangentially reminded me of that Twilight Zone episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0s3EznU26k
>>37013986OH!!!! You know what?Cyber Idols is now 1 year old.
>>37014175Happy Birthday, Cyberpunk Idol Quest!
>>37013800Nah, you'll just go as yourself. However, you do grab a hat and plop it on your head before barreling out of the office and to the common room, where all your idols have pretty much been roused. Thankfully, their Christmas cheer was kept in check by the presence of that damn kitten, which was obviously enjoying all the attention it was getting. You shoot a quick glare at the kitten and it just purrs."I COME BEARING GIFTS!" You bellow. "COURTESY OF SANTA CLAUS!" The girls all cheer and crowd around you. Thankfully, Jenner and Lillith step in to keep them off of you."Whoa, whoa, stay calm!" You laugh. "You'll all get your presents!"You then hand out the presents one by one, both yours and the ones from the mystery shopkeeper. Oddly enough, when you pull the presents out of the bag, they're already labelled with the names of your girls.Odd. Extremely odd.As you pass the presents out, you come across one that looks like it's been opened already. Or, more specifically, something inside broke out. You also see a written note taped onto it.>Merry Christmas, Producer! We hope you'll like Loki. He's very sweet, but honestly quite a handful! I don't have the time to take care of him, so I figured he'd find a better home with you and Morgan!>PS. Loki just loves getting into trouble. Please keep an extra careful eye on him!Okay, so that explained the origin of that kitten. (cont)
>>37014306"Thank you, Producer!" All the girls chime happily as they accept and start opening their presents."Yeah, thanks, Producer." Cole grunts reluctantly, trying to hide her joy at getting her present.Finally, you reach for the last present in the second bag, which, oddly enough, is addressed directly to you. Curious, you rip it open and find three sets of papers.Adoption papers. Signed and stamped and everything, with Cole, Julie, and Melissa's names on them under yours.>Don't worry, Producer! These documents are perfectly legitimate! I'll leave it up to you to decide what to do with them!Okay, now you're seriously wondering who the hell that shopkeeper is.>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.>Give the good news to the girls.>Other
>>37014325>>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.>Ask Jenner and Lilith if they remember last night?
>>37014325>>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.To be honest, I'd like this to be a private affair.
>>37014325LOKIIIIIIIIIIII>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet
>>37014325>>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.Why, Santa? What did Morgan do to deserve Loki?
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.Not yet. This should be private.
>>37014325Wonder how the hell did I win the good graces of a dragon. And whether he'll hire us in future.After that. ALL ABOARD THE GOOD NEWS TRAIN. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.He's Santa you dolt.
>>37014365I bet Loki only behaves well around Morgan and the girls, while he loves fucking with us.Nobody will ever believe Producer when he says that Loki is pure evil...
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.>Ask Jenner or Lilith what happened last night?>>37014365Because she's a sniper.
>>37014365Gothic Lolita sniper
>>37014387Or that he turns into a little boy.Oh wait. This isn't That manga about loki being a shota detective.
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.We should discuss this in private with each one of them. >>37014365Magical Russian Sniper quest soon...
>>37014325Whatever we do, make sure Loki doesn't shred these documents!
>>37014365No matter what Quest universe she's in, being Morgan is suffering.
>>37014325>>37014343>>37014390Supporting these for the morbid curiosity oh why we were idol dogpiled and had two full grown women in our arms.
>>37014390Gotta love those snipers.
>>37014325>Don't mention the adoption papers just yet.Family matters should be a discussed in more appropriate places and times. Also god knows what'll happen when the Tomb Trio spread the news.
>>37014425Good idea, have Jenner backup and notarize these documents asap
>>37014417>Oh wait. This isn't That manga about loki being a shota detective.Could you run that by me again?
>>37014472it is also an anime
>>37014472You're ears are not decieving you, there is a manga(and anime) where Loki is a shota detective.It's called Ragnarok Detective, or something like that.
>>37014472If you think that's weird, there's a manga where Loki is a girl and turns a very girly-looking boy into an actual girl.
>>37014536That's par for the course in Norse Mythology.
>>37014510Loki is also a cat in that manga too. I am probably wrong about that tho.
>>37014536There's a webcomic where a magical girl fanboy ends up a magical girl valkyire and Loki's possessing the body of a cat-like stuffed animal.
>>37014576Thats fine too
>>37014581It's funny but I wish it would update faster. Only thing slower is Outsider which pulls over glaciers for speeding.
>>37014658>Outsider>Updating When was the last update? Hell, I didn't even think that was still running.
>>37014697>>37014658Sometime around the October before last I thought.
>>37014325You quietly slip the papers into your coat. Now didn't seem like a good time to announce this. Perhaps it was better to do this privately. You take another look at the idols, and they seemed to be heavily enjoying their presents. Rochelle was in awe at the vintage 1944 Colt .45, treating it as if she were King Arthur and she had found the Holy Grail. Julie is already sorting the order in which she'd watch all those cheesy cop action flicks, while Melissa tests to see if the cosmetic shell would fit over her arm. Morgan meanwhile was cuddling her new teddy bear in one arm and Loki in the other. That kitten purred loudly and rubbed its head against Morgan's cheek, causing her to giggle.You get the distinct feeling that cat will be nothing but trouble for you.Sparky and Falynn both compare the brand new toolsets they got, and then get into a debate over whether an augmetic eye or a fusion battery were better gifts.Rin's already put her new earrings on, checks her other "present", blushes, and quietly hides them away in her bag. Niko just looks at her new guitar and katana in awe. You get the feeling she's trying to figure out how to combine them into some freakish katanguitar or something.Finally, Himawari opens the box containing her presents, flushes red, and quietly closes the box again."I don't don't suppose Santa left anything for me?" Jenner asks, trying to sound innocent.>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...>Well of course he did! >Other
>>37014763>>Well of course he did!
>>37014763>>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl......BUT I got you something.
>>37014763>>Well of course he did!Why be dicks?
>>37014763>Well of course I- I mean, he did!
>>37014763>>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...
>>37014763>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...*plaster shit eating grin on face*
>>37014763>>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...>katanguitar>not guitanaDisappointing, Merc.
>>37014763>>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...>>Well of course he did!
>>37014763>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...
>>37014763>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...>OtherWhisper into her ear, I do have yours, but lets not show it off in front of the kids.
>>37014827At least it was not daikatana.
>>37014827That implies that it is a guitar that can serve as a katana, when Niko wanted a katana that can serve as a guitar.
>>37014763>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl...>But I guess you made the nice list.
>>37014782>>37014763>>I don't know. You're a very, VERY naughty girl......BUT I got you something.Best answer
>>37014884I like this.
>>37014884And then it was P-san. In nothing but a thong.
>>37014994Keep that image away from the idols. Or Lilith,
>>37015050To late. Himawari already commissioned a five page doujin.
>>37015050They've got Himawari manning the security cam systems, anon, who do you think made them in the first place?
>>37015050Far too late
>>37015087I think Rin, Rochelle and Lilith might do the jump on them.
>>37015079That little? You don't think she has loads of favors from hacking jobs?
I do wish Merc wouldn't taunt us about the P-san/Jenner/Lilith OT3 that won't ever happen.
>>37015129It was colored. The full 248 page sketched is coming in February.
>>37015140I don't mind, it's fun.
>>37015140I hate to break it to you, you might in the wrong place for that.>>37015149That and it's going into a trade paper back volume by the end of the month.
>>37015211OVA coming next fall
>>37014763"I don't know." You smile coyly. "I heard that you were a very, VERY naughty girl this year.""Really now?" Jenner raises an eyebrow."Yep, which is why I got you a present!" You grin doofishly as you hand her a wrapped present.This seems to catch Jenner off guard. You guess she didn't expect you to hand over the present so easily."W-what is it?" She asks."Why don't you open it to find out?" You grin.Jenner opens the present just little too quickly with ravenous glee. Eventually, she finds the necklace."Ah, just as planned." Jenner nods with a grin."You know, I shouldn't be surprised about that." You sigh. "Anyways, where exactly did you get all of this?" Jenner eyes the fusion battery Falynn is handling rather haphazardly. "Some of these things you can't exactly get off a tree, much less in Delta City Mall...">You underestimate me, Jenner!>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?>Other
>>37015264>You underestimate me, Jenner!I have contacts, contacts like Santa.
>>37015211It's not the act there won't be the threesome (something I've accepted), but the fact he keeps on teasing us about it.
>>37015264>>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?
>>37015264>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?Remember, Santa knows when we've been good, or lying.
>>37015264>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?
>>37015264>You underestimate me, Jenner!>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?
Anyone else stocked for more Anastasia? Cinderella girls anime SOON.
>>37015264>You underestimate me, Jenner!
>>37015324how would they fit all the girls into it? Things like that, SR New Wave, Kancolle (faintly similar) depend on sheer number than quality
>>37015324I kinda wished that they brought the GAME over to this side of the ocean as well.
>>37015344Well if I got it right, they have 14 "Main Girls" AKA the Cinderella Project. The rest of the girls are going to be secondary characters. Rin, Uzuki, and Mio are going to be the rookiest of the rookies, and be the vehicle for the audience.The main girls here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3jqcdrapg
>>37015264>Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?I think it would be a good idea to let Jenner know about the other gifts he gave us now. Maybe get her opinion before we decide, though I can't say it would change my decision much if she reacted negatively.
>>37015324 Currently I'm vibrating in my seat waiting for the Gate: and thus the JSDF Fought there Animehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZiozVMhj8I
>>37015414OH SHIT FUCK UYEAH
>>37015264>Other"I think i either met santa or a very charitable dragon."
>>37015324I am so stoked for NO TAKAGAKI KAEDE EVERAka BEST CINDERELLA GIRL.
>>37015389How many are actually popular? Main character and popular character aren't always the same. The Kancolle anime might run into the same issue, putting forth "main girls" and not the popular ones. Hell Kancolle's original "main heroine" is largely unknown to most as Kongou basically replaced her.>>37015449His remark sort of supports my point.
>>37015264"Would you believe me if I told you I met Santa?" You grin."I would say you love making up stories." Jenner raises an eyebrow. "But with you, who knows?""Heh, I guess that's just how I roll." You chuckle. "Anyways, do you know what happened last night? My memory is kinda fuzzy...""Nothing." Jenner says just a bit too quickly and she turns away, her cheeks reddening.>It doesn't look like "nothing".>All right, nothing happened.>Other
>>37015528>It doesn't look like "nothing". Seriously you're blushing now I have to know.
>>37015528>It doesn't look like "nothing".Nononono. Push. We must know!
>>37015528>>All right, nothing happened.This sounds like something to be discussed in private.
>>37015528>>It doesn't look like "nothing".dont you nothing me now.
>>37015473There is a major difference between "largely ignored main character" and "actually popular character that got shafted because Bandai are cheapskates and didn't want to shell out the dosh needed for her voice actress".I am sad because Kaede was actually the first Cinderella Girl too.
>>37015528>It doesn't look like "nothing".Make sure to say it in the most teasing way possible.
>>37015528>It doesn't look like "nothing".Tell me.
>>37015528>>It doesn't look like "nothing".
>>37015528>OtherAlright, you can make it up to me later *wink*Also, review the security cam footage before they get deleted
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>37015528>It doesn't look like "nothing".Here's hoping for maximum over-tease.
>>37015528>All right, nothing happened.>OtherCheck security camera footage.
>>37015568The point I was going was that Kaede is likely one of many popular girls left out of the spotlight.I think only 3-4 at most would count as popular.
>>37015528"I doesn't look like 'nothing'." You smile slyly, hooking an arm around Jenner's waist and drawing her close. "Come on, why don't you tell me? Is it too embarrassing?">roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37015686
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>37015686Here it comes
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37015686
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37015686
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37015686Tell us your secrets.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37015686COME ON!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37015686new and joining this quest thanks to this post
>>37015757The only time I want to roll high.
>>37015695>>37015700>>37015705No! I don't like what I can't have!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37015695>>37015700>>37015705Clearly we do not even snow.
>>37015809neither do you apparently.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37015809>He can't into snow.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37015686Oh what the hell...
>>37015905Oh come on Fluff...
>>37015905Too little too late man needed you several rolls ago..
>>37015905DAMMIT ALL FLUFF!
>>37015905Damn it! I go out for a second for some cookies and I miss it all!
>>37015686"I would say it is." Jenner huffs. "And for all of our interests, I think it would be better to stay quiet.""Aw, that's no fun." You grimace. "Not even a clue?""Nope." Jenner shakes her head. "And don't bother trying to pull up the security cam footage. You're not going to find it.""That's a real party pooper, you know?" You sigh."Oh, don't worry." Jenner smiles and kisses you on the cheek. "It would be so much more fun to leave it up to your imagination, wouldn't it?""That's lewd, Jenner. Very lewd." You smile."Maybe we should leave the girls to-""Meow." Loki meows loudly, interrupting Jenner as he sidles up against her leg.And then the phone rings."Ah, let me get that." Jenner says, snapping back to business mode.As Jenner moves off, you glare at the cat and it purrs at you.THAT FUCKING CAT."Loki! Don't wander off like that, it's dangerous!" Morgan tuts as she scoops Loki into her arms and bows apologetically to you. "Apologies, Producer, I'll try to keep a closer eye on him!""It's for you." Jenner says, phone in hand."Who is it?" "The Tribunal." She says grimly.>Better take that call.>It's Christmas. They can wait.>Other
>>37015953>Better take that call.Hopefully they received our evidence. FUCK DeRosa
>>37015953>Better take that call.Make it quick.
>>37015953>Better take that call.I dont really want to take the call, but work is work. And we'll spend the rest of the days with our girls
>>37015953>Better take that call.
>>37015953>>Better take that call.Goddamit, The times we wanted to roll low we roll high and the time we wanted to roll high, we roll low. Can we ask Lilith?
>>37015953>>Better take that call.
>>37015953>Better take that call.This'll be a second Jenner, one way or another.
>>37015953>Better take that call."I'll find out one way or another."
>>37015983I'll be quite honest, if DeRosa's fate rests in our hands due to him fucking up terribadly, I say we should go to the side of mercy.DeRosa will live and he keeps the company, but only to be in servitude to us.
>>37015953>Better take that call.Let's hope this is a Christmas courtousy call.. of course it isn't
>>37015695>>37015700>>37015705Why, just why? I really, really want to know.....
>>37016062We can ask Lilith
I just realized something. The security cams might have gotten wiped, but K-Zwolf may very well have the recordings in HIS memory banks! We'll have to ask him later about it.
>>37016080He stayed behind to protect the presents
>>37016080Also need to check the harbinger records
>>37016035What kind of psychopath orders one of his idols to tranq one of ours or is, at best, stupid enough to order a real bomber to bomb our concert. No half measures, mercy is only for those that we can make sure will not longer be a threat to us.
Anyone feel that Loki's gonna, somehow go against his nature, and help us?
>>37016092He still might have seen/heard something.>>37016093That too, but those might have been tampered with as well.
>>37016062We can just ask Jenner to reenact it after work...
>>37016158What happens if it's more then one person to reenact it?
>>37016122if he were to help P-san it'd likely to screw over someone else more troll-worthy than him.
>>37016187To the holo-room!
>>37015953"All right, hand it over." You sigh. You were really hoping you wouldn't have to deal with business today, but such was life as a Producer."Yes? This is the Producer." "Producer. This is Mr. Smith, representing the interests of the Tribunal. Well, two of them anyways.""What are you talking about?" You ask suspiciously."Due to... certain events, Orion Entertainment no longer meets the qualifications to hold a seat." Mr. Smith says simply. Ah... it looks like your rescue of Belle really hurt them pretty badly. "And what does this have to do with me?" You ask."Because due to recent events, your company, among others, now meets qualifications for a seat on the tribunal." Mr. Smith says humorlessly. "Congratulations.""Um, thanks?" You blink, trying to process the information. "What exactly does that mean?""In a few months time, the Tribunal will be holding a special event. A sort of 'Idol Olympics', if you will, to determine who will get the seat. I'm calling to see if you were interested in participating.">I'll have to think on it. >Do I even have a choice?>I'm all for it.>Sorry, not interested.>Other
>>37016338>>I'll have to think on it.What do these events entail?
>>37016338>I'm all for it.
>>37016338>OtherTell me more about this. Then I'll give you an answer.
>>37016338>>I'm all for it.>>OtherI'd like to get further details, though This is what we've been working towards.
>>37016338>I'll have to think on it. Im leaning towards yes, but i'll need info and to make sure my idols are ok with it. After all This studio is nothing without it's stars.
>>37016338>>I'll have to think on it.>After Christmas
Idols in sportswear everyone!Who wears what?!>Morgan seducing the competition>Spats
>>37016338>I'll have to think on it. Leaning yes. I think we are too new to be one of the big three. But as a second tier idol team, we are perfect.
>>37016338>I'll have to think on it.
>>37016338>I'll have to think on it.Seems really strange that we would meet the qualifications. We aren't really established and only have one generation of idols..
>>37016338>I'll have to think on it.>I'd like more details on it.Remember to wish him a Merry Christmas when we hang up.
>>37016338>>OtherGive me some info on these games and the type of events they include.
I have the feeling that a lot of companies would try to cheat.>>37016386Maybe have Cole wear a swimsuit.
>>37016338>I'll think about it, but I am interested in knowing more. Also, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all at the Tribunal."THAT FUCKING CAT needs a headpat.
Also, does Jenner know about the adoption papers? If not we should tell her about it, ask if she's still okay with a relationship with a guy with three kids.
>>37016528I think she'll be fine with used goods like us. Not to mention she already knows the kids.
>>37016528We should probably do that soon.
>>37016528I think a bigger problem is trying to explain how the hell we got those papers in the first place.
>>37016571>Christmas Miracle I ain't gotta explain shit.jpg
>>37016528She'll definitely be fine with it on a personal level, but on a professional level on the other hand...What would be Producer's feeling on sending these combat idols into sometimes almost certain danger now?
>>37016571... we wrote them ourselves? Possible, just implausible
>>37016528Hard to tell, I have the sick feeling that they already know about the papers and that is why they are not talking about what we did last night. We got zurg rushed and super glomped. Then a concussion to the head and we forgot about it.
>>37016610Just about the same? We already treat them like our daughters and we always minimize risk on missions
>>37016610That's a very good point. In addition to that he can see and hear everything they experience via Harbinger. That creates one massive conflict of interest if I've ever seen one.
>>37016338"Well, it's Christmas." You say. "I'll have to think on it.""Understandable." Mr. Smith says neutrally. "But please understand, the Tribunal will be expecting a prompt answer.""Well, can I ask a few questions?""Please feel free.""What exactly do these 'Idol Olympics' entail?" You ask"It is a series of rigorous physical challenges of various kinds where idols compete against each others for dominance. Naturally, the company that wins the most challenges will be declared the winner. All televised, of course.""Of course." You agree. "But what makes you think we're qualified?""The Tribunal is old and aging." Mr. Smith says frankly. "They want some new blood, and your company fit the bill. Then again, I'm a mere negotiator. I can't pretend to know what they're thinking.""I see..." You sigh. "Anyways, Merry Christmas.""Merry Christmas to you too, Producer." Mr. Smiths says before hanging up.Jeez, this was some pretty heavy stuff."That's a once in a lifetime offer right there." Jenner says simply."Yeah, I know. I just need to think on it." You sigh."Well, how about you just relax a bit? Take the edge off." Jenner suggests.>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...>We should ask the girls if they want in on these "Olympics".>Other
>>37016338>I'm all for it.>More details please>Merry Christmas
>>37016666>>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...Satan=Santa
>>37016666>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...
>>37016666>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...>666Time to get to business, Satan. This Deal with the Devil.
>>37016386Dunno Julie would look great in sports bra+spats; muscles AND Curves.>>37016666>>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.A good deal just happened in a moment
>>37016666>>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...that quad
>>37016666>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...>We should ask the girls if they want in on these "Olympics".No rest for the Weary just yet Jenner. Even though I would love to "rest" with you right about now.
>>37016666>>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...>>We should ask the girls if they want in on these "Olympics".
>>37016666>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.
>>37016666>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...fuck it think about these "olympics" after Jesusmas
>>37016666>>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.>>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers...
>>37016666>Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papersScrew old men and their fancy chairs, we've got most of everything with us.
>>37016666>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.At least for the fucking day. We need to make these important decisions on a clear head
>>37016666>>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.
>>37016666>>Yeah, let's just relax a bit.We have maybe an hour or two left. I want to talk to Lilith before this ends.
>>37016645Difficult but you forget P-san is from a military family. If he needs help he can call his parents.>>37016666>Yeah, let's just relax a bitIt's a holiday. We can get to the work stuff when it's not a holiday.
>>37016745That is an excellent idea
Looks like our girls may need extra training for the Olympics. Any suggestions as for preparations?Calling the Captain for extra training would probably be the LAST RESORT.
>>37016666"Actually, I want to talk to you about some adoption papers." You say, pulling them out of your coat and showing them to Jenner."W-wow." Jenner blinks. "You're really going through with it?""I'm thinking about it." You shrug. "What's your opinion on it?""Honestly? I would usually say it's your choice, but I think it'd be the best thing that could happen for Cole, Julie, and Melissa." Jenner says. "If anybody deserves a loving family, it's those girls.">I'm not sure if I'm ready for that responsibility yet.>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?>Okay, but I'll tell them later.>Other
>>37016862>>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?Time to make this Christmas for these girls.
>>37016862>>Okay, but I'll tell them later.
>>37016862>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?
>>37016745Man there is a world of distance between sending your children off to war and watching through their eyes as they dodge death dealing bullets by inches. There's a reason military's don't assign father's and son's to the same unit in active combat.
>>37016862>>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?call them in jenner
>>37016862>>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?
>>37016862>>OtherBut I wanted your thoughts too though. Since they might end up being your daughters too.
>>37016862>>Yeah, how about we tell them, then?Put on an old shirt/jacket so the tears of joy don't ruin one we like.
>>37016862>>37016906Do it.I want to see the look on her face.
>>37016906That kind of sounds kind of creepy to be honest with you
>>37015686>not checking the producers eye-recording cyberware
>>37016921THE GOOD NEWS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES.>>37016862>TELL THEM
>>37016921I vote NO to this idea
>>37016944Oh wait, does it have a camera?Also we didn't get any gifts?
>>37016921Voting for this.>Tell them
>>37016862"Yeah, how about we tell them, then?" You grin."Okay, I'll call them over." Jenner nods."Yo, what the hell is this all about?" Cole grunts as she walks in."Yeah, we were just about to have the cake!" Julie whines."And why just us?" Melissa asks."Girls, I have something important to tell you all." You smile and slide the adoption papers right in front of them. "As of today, all three of you are officially my daughters."The room goes deathly quiet, as the Tomb girls' expressions alternate between shock, surprise, and happiness. Finally, the girls settle on what to do. Julie hugs you while Melissa falls to her knees and starts to tear up. Cole just straight up faints on the spot. "Smooth, Producer." Jenner says as she kneels down to revive Cole."Quiet, you." You grunt as you pat Julie on the head and try to wipe the tears from Melissa's eyes. "Anyways, welcome to the family.""I can finally call you Dad!" Julie squeals."Only, but when we're on the job it's still Producer!" You laugh."Thank you. Thank you thank you!" Melissa hugs you as well. At this point ,Cole finally regains consciousness."You... you're not lying about this, are you?" She asks timidly."Cole, when have I ever lied to you?" You smile. "Now come and give your father a hug."Cole is on you in an eyeblink. It's then that you notice the rest of the girls peeking in from the door, their jealous stares boring into you all."All right, fine, come on in!" You laugh.And for the second time today, you're buried under a pile of idols.>And that's it for tonight! We're coming to the point where we're nearing the end of the quest, as I think Cyberpunk Idols has reached its natural lifespan, and I'm kind of getting the itch to write other things. We'll probably be doing a series of "loyalty quests" to tie up each of the idols' plot threads, and then move on to the endgame!>Anyways, next thread is next week. Don't forget PJ Witches on Sunday and Ace Combat on Friday!
>>37017119OH LAWD NOI REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A DEATHFLAG.MERC NONO MERCDON'T MURDER COLE. OR ANY OF THEM.
>>37017119Can you tell us what happen last night on Christmas eve?
>>37017119The picture you chose scares me. Thanks for running.
>>37017119Thanks for the run, Merc. See you next time, as always!
>>37016808Well, if Cyber Idols is ending soon, looks like we'll need to call the Captain for an Emergency Training Session.
>>37017119Will we ever find out what happen? There are no records and only Jenner knows what happened?Did P-san get any gifts?Also thanks for the thread.
>>37017119Sweet thread Merc, but I would pay you hard cash to find out how we got covered in idols the first time.
>>37017119Thanks for running!
For those of you asking...Maybe lewdbro can write it.
>>37014763What was Cole's reaction to her gift?Also how do we feed our idols? P-san doesn't cook a lot does he? Also how did we end up with Jenner and Lilith in our arms while dogpiled by our idols?
>>37017232Is it that lewd? I mean we were clothed right and the idols were there so I doubt something like that happened though I do think Shennigans happened. What were they?Also did P-san get any gifts?
>>37017232Going to need at least some peripheral details merc....
>>37017232You are really cruel Merc. What were you thinking if we had rolled high?
>>37017343this is all I'd like to know. Give us something to write off of.
>>37016119The last words I want DeRosa to hear is P-san thanking him for being such a good enemy. He did show us what some other companies were like, what their standards were, and we were pushed into trying to surpass them.
>>37017270His girls' happiness is all the presents Producer needs.Yeah, I know that sounds corny, but that's how it is.As for Christmas Eve, let's just say Producer allowed the girls to drink, and combined with mistletoe shenanigans, things got touchy feely.
>>37017232So did any of the girls or friends we made gave P-San any gifts besides three daughters?Also one of the anons made a good point, how do we feed our idols? Do we know or have someone that cooks or is it all premade?
>>37017385Keep going Merc, we need some specifics if we're going to write something.
>>37017385I didn't think Morgan could get drunk that easily....
>>37017385I presume he had some vanilla with his chocolate for once?
>>37017385>mistletoe shenanigansThe one thing I was hoping for to happen and we couldn't see it due to low dice.I never knew I hated the dice gods so much right now.I can't hate you but damn, it I want to know details.
>>37017385It was probably all Rin and Jenner huh?
>>37017438Lilith too probably.
>>37017385We didn't touch our idols lewdly did we?
>>37017562No, that would be unprofessional. Idols touching us, however....
>>37017385Merc, does anyone besides Jenner remember?
>>37017675Nobody really has a complete picture. Maybe a few vague recollections or snippets.
>>37017851and the producer doesn't remember anything at all?....I think it's time for a group chat to piece together what happened?
>>37017851>http://pastebin.com/FMVd17k5What are the perks for districts 4,5, and 6?
>>37017851But Jenner has the clearest picture I'm assuming?
>>37017851What was the gift Producer asked Rin's Grandfather to get for Jenner?