You are Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan. Today you march south to engage in your first ever challenge against another Chieftain, the Chieftain of the Stormhowler Clan, a powerful and imposing one-eyed orc woman. If you win, and the Stormhowlers prove honourable in their dealings, you will add the strength of their hardy veteran warriors to your own, if you lose, well... best not to think about that.You have gathered the most imposing force you can muster from your clan. Your two old friends stand by your side, Zo'rok and Dru'ak, both armed with the enchanted weapons they took from the dead former chieftain and his lieutenant. Your two mates, Sho'ka and K'zala, wielding the enchanted weapons found in the necromancer's tomb. The ogress coven, still thrumming with the energy of last night's sacrifice, and three of the more controllable ogres clutching large two-handed hammers and axes taken from the stockpile in one hand as if they barely weighed a thing. Behind this vanguard you have selected some of the largest and most imposing from amongst your clan, and some of the most hardened veteran hunters from the former Rockbrutes. Your entire party wields steel weapons, shields and chainmail looted from the tombs of the wastes.It's an impressive group when you see them all arrayed, the Stormhowlers may be more experienced warriors than the majority of your clanmates, but with your superior equipment, ogre slaves, and the magic of the coven, the Stormhowler Chieftain will be hard pressed to call you unworthy of challenge.Zo'rok stops you with a hand raised after several hours marching through the wasteland dust.“They're just up ahead, past that rise. How do you want to play this, Ur?”>March straight into the camp to meet the Chieftain.>Stand up on the rise and call the Chieftain out to meet you.>Let's start off with a display of magic from the coven to impress them.
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>>37005877>Let's start off with a display of magic from the coven to impress them.
>>37005877>March straight into the camp to meet the Chieftain.
>>37005877>>March straight into the camp to meet the Chieftain.Stright forward is best
>>37005877>>March straight into the camp to meet the Chieftain.This, if it's not customary to call her out or send an envoy or something.Make sure it's obvious we didn't come for a clan-on-clan fight.
>>37005877>Stand up on the rise and call the Chieftain out to meet you.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37005877>>March straight into the camp to meet the ChieftainHere is hoping the dice gods are with us.
Looks like you're taking the straight forward approach.Writing.>>37006017Good thing I didn't ask for a roll, eh.
>>37006017Don't roll again please
>>37006017Well this is a foreboding sign.
>>37006017The dice gods are not with you today
>>37006031I'm going to laugh so hard if it turns out that the Stormhowler Chieftain is not going to put up with any of Ur'shals shit and knocks out all of his teeth.
>>37006017Quick some one start sacrificing virgins.
>>37006105She can't just do that, like, come on.She just can't.Seriously.>>37006120Hey, you know, maybe the guy who got sacrificed last thread was one!
>>37006105I'll be laughing at the ass ravaged anons, and people trying to change the dice system.
>>37006105That would be pretty funny.
>wait a week for the coven's sacrifice>bring them with us>not using magic to impress the clanI do not understand.
>>37006058Whenever i read something like this posted I think Ur'Shal would be like Conan.Dice Gods, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if the quests were good or bad. Why we roleplayed, or why our characters died. All that matters is that we persevered in the face of bad luck. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Dice gods... so grant me one request. Grant me great rolls! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
>>37006146I WANT BEST OF 20 WITH NO CRITS!
>>37006188The shaman can feel their magic, and it will be a nice OHSHIT moment for them if they try anything and we tell the coven to show them a taste.
>>37005877Once we meet the chieftan have the Ogresses create a massive fucking arena where Ur"shal and the Ogress can battle. Complete with rocks, ditches, etc.Matter of fact, we should create an arena in our camp where Orc warriors can do battle to hone their skills. Also where crippled Orcs can use their knowledge to train younger, headstrong Orcs as well as have some crippled orcs learn crafts. Have them get some slaves and make them Orc Capitalists or something.
>>37006188>trying to impress a clan based around physical strength with magicI do not understand
“No need to mess around, we go in there and meet the chieftain face to face.”Zo'rok shrugs. “If that's how you want to play it, if she's not willing to play along things will get messy.”You grunt in response, leading the group over the rise.The Stormhowler camp comes into view, a patchwork collection of tents which look like they've been through some rough times from the burns and stitched up cuts in most. A spiked barricade of bone circles the outer edges of the camp, save for a few narrower gaps between them.Your scouts didn't exaggerate the Stormhowler orcs, that's for sure, as you march towards the camp they start to amass, each is large and powerful, scarred and tattooed with lightning bolts and scenes of bloody battle.You stand at the edge of the camp before your pack, your clanmates and the ogres not backing down before the intimidating presence of the Stormhowlers. You rest your hands on your axe, and wait.The Stormhowler chieftain doesn't take long to appear, pushing through the crowd, a large stone axe slung over her shoulder. She's as Zo'rok described her, tall for a female, barely shorter than you, broad shouldered and powerful, scarred from countless battles. She wears simple hide armour, her arms bare and tattooed with a great winding serpent amidst stormclouds and lightning. She has a fierce beauty to her, her features strong and proud, and it shines through even with the left side of her face marred with a great jagged scar, her eye covered under a simple leather patch.“When I heard that an orcish war pack had marched right to our camp I figured that old man had finally lost his mind, but you are no Goatfoot raiders, so who are you, and why should me and my warriors not kill you where you stand?”Time to make your challenge, Ur, let's not mess this up.>Write-in
>>37006269magic power > physical powerand besides we bend them to our will.
>>37006289"I am Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan. And if you kill me, you will squander an opportunity to make your clan stronger than it has ever been."
>>37006289We are Ur'shal Chief of the Stone-tusks, killer of Aberrations, conqueror of Ogres and goddamn tired of these waste. I challenge you to single combat over ours clans. I will untie all of the clans of the waste and leads us out of this hellhole
>>37006263No thanks.>>37006289>I came from the north, after hearing about strong clans wasting away at each other. I did not come for petty fights, I took my clan from a leech of a chief, and led them to greatness, raided mountains, enslaved ogres, beasts, and witches, destroyed abyssals and traitors, and embraced the gods. I will bring glory back to the race, and I want your strength, and loyalty to aid me.>I come today to challenge you for the right to chiefhood, and with the promise to end the time when you warriors are wasted fighitng against fellow orcs, instead of those who slighted all of us, I will end your dispute one way or another, and orchood will rise again.I'm sorry, I'm bad with speeches and shit.Can we like have the coven do something small but impressive when we mention them maybe? Ur should probably know if one of those is not worth mentioning and shit, of course.
>>37006289"I am Ur'shal Stonetusk and I have come to duel you for your clan. I hope to have the most challenging fight of my life, and gain these great warriors. Shame it comes with a sacrifice of a great chief but our ways demand death for honor."
>>37006289These are people that would appreciate brute honesty, I would think. No fucking around.Ur'shal, chieftan of the Stonetusks, challenges you for the right to lead these Stormhowlers.And if she proves dishonorable or tries to attack with them, unleash a testament of the ogresses powers on the barricades in their camp, just enough to give them pause. Seal the orcs off inside of their camp to buy time to get us away.
>>37006455We should give them a bit of our resume and our goals first. Then hit them with that
>>37006450>hame it comes with a sacrifice of a great chief but our ways demand death for honor.That is false, they do not require the fight to be to the death, why the fuck would you kill a good and well-like warrior, who is a female to boot, if she will be loyal to us?
>>37006433Lil late but This.
>>37006433I'm the anon who wrote this, I just realized it did not include anything along the lines of who we are, so I'll change it to this I guess if I can>I am Ur'shal, chief of the Stonetusks, and I come today to challenge you for....I mean, I assume Lordy will change this to fit the mood, Ur's style, orcish customs, etc. but I felt wrong leaving it incomplete like that.
Shit, ask.fm suspended my activities because "no robots allowed".I guess I sent ya too many links, Warlord.Or something.Hopefully it's just temporary, can't even read ask pages like this.
>>37006588what in the world were you sending?Was it something like this?/videos/video.php?v=wshhS448JdQ847hbFaR5
>>37006664Links to Incase drawings.Maybe they don't like delicious goblins and orcs? Or maybe they just really hate futa.
>>37006263I like the training area but not for the actual challenge. The other chieftain is more experienced than us and can probably easily use the created surroundings to her advantage.
>>37006707Though to be fair, they were bitly links, so yeah, that might be it, got detected by spam filter maybe and registered me as a bot.Hope the mods will check it out and realize bots don't send 600 coherent text questions with a dozen or so links altogether
>>37006729just try to apeal it.
“I am Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan, killer of Horrors, conquerer of Ogres. I slew the weakling chieftain of my clan and raised them up to greatness. I have come today to challenge you for the right to lead the Stormhowlers, to unite the clans and lead our people from this godsforsaken waste to glory. Do you accept my challenge, or will you prove yourself a coward before both our clans and the gods themselves?”The Stormhowler chieftain's snarl gives way to a wide grin.“Look at the balls on this one. What do you say, Stormhowlers, shall I put this whelp in his place like every other foolish warrior to think he could best me?” she roars, her clan cheering and brandishing their weapons.“You heard them, Ur'shal of the Stonetusk Clan. I am Ya'zada, Chieftain of the Stormhowler Clan, slayer of the Elder Serpent Yssythis, greatest warrior of all the orcs in this miserable wasteland, and I accept your challenge. I only hope that after all your big talk, you don't disappoint me.”The Stormhowlers start to clear away, leaving a wide open circle at the edge of the camp, Ya'zada standing at its centre, axe still slung across her shoulder, a confident grin on her face.You step forwards to meet her. The two of standing just a few paces apart, locking eyes.(cont)
>>37006906“Lor'gul, announce the duel,” Ya'zada shouts.A young orc dressed up in the robes and talismans of a shaman steps forwards, a sullen frown on his features.“This will be a fair contest between two warriors, a true test of strength and skill. I will be watching your pet witches, Stonetusk chieftain, should I see them attempt to interfere, this duel will be over,” the Shaman states, voice flat.You raise a hand to stop Ashuris before she even starts, this is not the time for her ego to get the better of her.“Of course, shaman, and should my witches catch you doing likewise, there will be consequences.”The young shaman gives a hmph. “Very well, then under the sight of the Stormhowlers and the Stonetusks, beneath the gaze of the gods of our people, I proclaim this duel underway. Begin.”The moment he speaks Ya'zada's axe is off her shoulder and headed for your throat. You parry it on your own axe blade, the hefty stone axe sparking off the enchanted steel. You exchange a few more blows, nothing serious, after you blocked her first strike, Ya'zada seems to be trying to feel you out, gauge your strength. The two of you circle each other in the dust, both looking for your opening.What now, Ur'shal?>Be aggressive, you have the advantage in raw strength, use it.>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.>Go defensive, see if you can wear her out.>Taunt her, see if you can make her careless. (Write-in)
>>37006925>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.since she only has one eye use that to our advantage. Strike at points its harder for her to see.
>>37006925>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.See if she can compensate for her lack of depth perception and get into her blind spot.
>>37006925>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.>Taunt her, see if you can make her careless. No clue what to say, other than where is her bravado from before.
>>37006795I can't even access their ToS or Contact page right now, should I just email them about it or what?I don't know if there's an official way to go about this.>>37006925Begin with>>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.and if she gets sure of herself, we got an idea of her, or she tries to take advantage of our tactic, then>>Be aggressive, you have the advantage in raw strength, use it.But take care to watch her technique so she doesn't get the best of us, don't get cocky.
>>37006925>Be aggressive, you have the advantage in raw strength, use it.
>>37006946she's an experienced warrior so she'll probably be expecting that, so gotta make sure we don't become too predictable with our attacks.
>>37006946>>37006925>Test her likewiseFind her blind spots, remember them, exploit them.
>>37006925>>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.But be weary, I get the feeling this bitch will go for the ball shot...
She'll be expecting us to be an amateur and go for her obvious weakness, her blindspot.We should use it once or twice while testing her, and when we go aggressive, use it as a feint/distraction.Try to break joints or something, we don't want to kill her.
>>37006925>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.>Taunt her, see if you can make her careless.Taunting should go along with testing, just to check out her personality and if she is easily angered.
>>37006925>Test her likewise, exchange more blows and try to get an idea of what she is capable of.exploit weakness like her eye/blind spotwith>Taunt her, see if you can make her careless.Is this what you've accomplished, pathetic weapons/armor and still haven't taken out the other orcs with small numbers" or something like that, never was good with this...
>>37007022Is this what the warriors of you're tribe have accomplished if you are so great, still fighting in nearly broken gear and fighting with a small group of orcs.
>>37006925>>37006975>>37007021I like this. Make like you go for an obvious weakness, then turn it around and use it as a feint. She's probably expecting Ur'shal to stay in her blind spot, so use her expectations against her.
>>37007021To elaborate, regarding the feint, we can open a nonobvious opening when we go for exploiting her blindspot, and then do a counter to her trying to use this opening.If she's as experienced as she seems, and looks down on us as much as it seems, this should at least confuse/stun her for a moment, which is when we can use our superior strength.>>37007023>>37007073I don't think shaming her clan would be cool right now, we do respect them as warriors after all.
>>37007087>>37007081Make it a double feint, so just incasee she sees through this flimsy plan or can adjust.
Looks like you're testing her.Your suggestions on how to do so have been taken into account.now then...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37007121Nah.>>37007135
>>37006925Given the fact she is an experienced warrior, and her casual dismissal of us as a young whelp, her ego might get the better of her.We are gonna need to bluff this shit.Start looking like you are getting frustrated at the lack of battle tested merit, and get aggressive. Swing for the obvious blind spot, but make it a checked swing. Watch how she reacts, and then counter with a fist leading toward the face.If it connects, then press the advantage by attacking her footwork. Keep her off-balance and get aggressive.If you guys have ever seen Savate or Sambo fighting, kind of like that, except with an axe. A lot of feints with powerful strikes toward week points (side of knee, etc.)
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37007135
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37007135
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37007135
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>37007135Dice gods g-g-g-go
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37007121I guess that's, what, use blindspot feint, and then use our axe as feint, while actually going for bashing attack? I don't want to use the dagger against her.>>37007141Not bad so far.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37007135
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37007135
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37007135>>37007151Hope this wasent me, but if so:huh, did my roll not register?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37007148If only you had been in time...Oh well, 15 ain't bad, and I hope our write-ins give us a nice bonus.
>>37007154I'm game for this, but only if she doesn't fall for the first feint.
>>37007154>I don't want to use the dagger against her.We don't have the frostbite dagger. We gave it to K'zala.
>>37007179I was, but my internet craped out, i had the dice ready and everything.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37007154we dont have the dagger. and just let the warlord take care of the specifics
>>37007181Oh, okay then. I guess we don't have the shield either.>>37007179>tfw my 19 was too lateSame as always.
>>37007202Yeah, I mean obviously Ur would know if our plan was complete nonsense, we have had one of our war gods at least offer us their blessing after all.Which reminds me, we really should accept one of them next time we have a chance, I lean towards the berserker one so far, but depends on how things go with the Goatfoot clan.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37007203No we dont. Our axe is 2 handed.
>>37007233>liking the Berserk class>wanting to take away player choice in a quest
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37007233Nah, definitely the blade one. Chieftains must be smart is they really wanna get anywhere. Berserkers are predictable and when you're predictable you're easy to defeat and our Horde must not be easy to defeat.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37007233Berserkers are cool and everything but they really shouldn't/couldn't lead anything larger than a clan. The larger you get the less practical "KILL, BURN, PILLAGE, CHARGE" becomes
>>37007267Accepting the blessing of Kul'zog Zor is not the same as becoming a berserker, he's not even a purely berserker god, I just used it because it's simple to remember.>Kul'zog Zor – Orcish God of Fire, a very unsubtle god of destruction, war, chaos, and the ruination of the enemies of Orckind. One of the two main Orcish war gods, Kul'zog Zor is the patron of berserkers and Orcish sorcerers who focus on unsubtle and destructive displays of power.Warlord confirmed his blessing include better physical stats, and fire resistance/control at higher levels, but we definitely shouldn't devote ourselves to a simple deity, so we can have all the gods' minor blessings at once.>>37007297I only want fire guy because we lack direct overwhelming combat strength right now.
>>37007297>berserk being predictableI believe warlord said that his priest would be able to be conscious while being berserk, but no clue on what level of devotion you have to be in to do that.
>>37007339>lack direct overwhelming combat strength right now.>have an enchanted axe that cuts through everything.ok
>>37007339>but we definitely shouldn't devote ourselves to a simple deity, so we can have all the gods' minor blessings at once.Pretty much this
>>37007346or if being lucid changeable with devotion.
>>37007346I don't think being a priest to a god is practical for a warlord like we want to be, it'd exclude us from the other gods, and since we'll be leading or whole race, I feel it appropriate to be favored by every one of the orcish gods.>>37007363We're fighting a fight whose result is not sure against a female orc with a bone axe and smaller stature.
>>37007394She has experience. We have the physical brute strength advantage. She will be relying on wit and skill to try and best our strength.But i agree, no devoting to any single god.
>>37007449I know, but our strength is basically because we're male. And her having a chance means we don't have overwhelming combat strength/power.
>>37007484Warlord is always gonna make them have a chance, if not its gonna stop being fun and mostly be smutt if we steam roll everything.
>>37007484We are actually large for an orc. And stronger than most orcs. And we're really quite skilled. Look at how we put down the old chief and his friend who were both very experienced veterans.We're no pushover.
>>37007504>>37007507Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that we're still impressive to a level that can be normally attained by an orc.I'm not saying we need to be able to oneshot everything we come across, just that we're not in a position to say "who needs unsubtle destructive power anyway?".But I'm willing to reconsider after we deal with the Goatfoot clan, see how their way fares.
>>37007556Well we're not devoting ourself to any one god.
You match her blow for blow in your exchange, stepping in for some strikes then circling each other once more. Ya'zada's prowess is not simple bravado, and she adjusts her tactics quickly to your way of fighting. You notice that she's started to deflect your axe with glancing blows rather than head on, noticing quickly that her stone axe would not stand up to the punishment for long. She feints and varies her own attacks, coming from all angles, forcing you onto the back foot more than once.You are not one to be outdone however, and you start to test her in turn, measuring out her attacks, studying her movements, testing for gaps in her defense. You focus on her obvious blind spot first, nothing too powerful however, just enough to play to her view of you as an inexperienced whelp grasping for the blatant advantage. She is good at keeping her blind side away from you, but just occasionally she leaves a gap, one you are convinced that you could exploit, but it is a gap that's a little too convenient for your liking, a little too careless for a warrior of her skill.(cont)
>>37007660The two of you are starting to breathe heavily from the exchange, she lunges forwards, still keeping her attacks measured and practiced, and you put your plan into action. You deflect her first blow, leaving her blind side open, very open, and you swing for it. She acts as expected, quickly reversing her grip and spinning to bring her stone axe against your now unguarded side. You grin, and her eye goes wide as she realises her mistake, your attack was light, too light to give you the momentum she expected, and easy to stop. You dodge her powerful swing, and as she loses her balance you bring a booted foot up against the side of her knee. She howls, letting her legs go loose and work with the force before you can snap the leg, but the damage is done all the same. You follow up with a strike of your axe, which she parries on her own axe, but too head on, your superior strength knocking her back.You consider following up, but her guard is already back in place, her axe raised. You see a slight tremble in her injured leg, she won't be moving as fast on that any more. She takes a couple of limping steps to regain her balance, a pained noise giving way to a sharp bark of laughter as she grins at you.“It seems I underestimated you, chieftain Ur'shal, fine then, no more games."She's noticeably quicker than before, lashing out from all angles, returning to her stance to strike again as soon as you get your guard up, preventing you from finding another opening. She utters a loud roar as she batters at your defence with a rain of blows, you can see her wince whenever she puts pressure on her now injured leg, but you get the feeling that it will take a lot more pain than that to put this woman down. What now?>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.>Go defensive, wait for her to tire herself out on her onslaught.>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blow.>Get in close, see if you can grapple her.
>>37007135Can we still keep our minor blessing even if we devote ourselves to one god?If we devote our self to one god do we stop getting blessings?
>>37007682>>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.
>>37007682>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blow.
>>37007688If you devote yourself to a single god you get that god's blessings and only that god's blessings, but you'll get a lot more of them. It is however very rare for any orc save a priest (or berserker) to devote themselves to a single god. Most orcs will favour some gods over others, but they'll pray to all of them when the situation calls for it.
>>37007682>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.
>>37007682>Get in close, see if you can grapple her.
>>37007682Use our mobility. If she wants to take the fight to us make her put pressure on her leg to do so.>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.
>>37007682>>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.than throw away our axe and>>Get in close, see if you can grapple her.Also make sure our axe is thrown towards our party.
>>37007682>Go defensive, wait for her to tire herself out on her onslaught.
>>37006588It actually deleted all of your questions, judging by the sudden drop in number of questions answered on my profile page.
>>37007682>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blowShe already has an injured leg and if we continue to add onto the onslaught, sooner or later, she will back down.
>>37007682Told you guys the plan was flimsy and we should have done a double feint.>>37007782This is why some QM save relevant info on pastebins.
>>37007682>>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blow.
>>37007688I'm pretty sure we don't get the others' blessings, that's why we don't want to devote ourselves.>>37007682Stay on guard, and when she really hits hard, try to deflect in a way that has her balance on her bad leg, grab her axe and go for a feint on the leg, then twist her or go for a punch.If Ur thinks this won't work, then be defensive while we learn what she's doing, then match her fury but keep making feints to her blindspot and bad leg, and once we can, go for a third place for an attack, maybe the other leg.>>37007782Well that's great, there was a lot of info in there. Hopefully you'll include them in the docs at least.I'm sort of sad now.
>>37007682>Try to disarm her, her axe is far weaker than yours, you can use that.>Get in close, see if you can grapple her.
>>37007811To add one, if we have the chance, try and grab her weapon, to disarm, confuse, and distract, while we bring a knew to her stomach/side/leg or something.Whatever seems most viable.
>>37007682I would say go defensive, use solid blocks with your axe-head.Her aggresssion would be her disadvantage. Every time she commits to a blow it weakens her weapon against ours. Try to draw her in with feints again (such as attacking her injured knee) to bait her into a solid blow with her axe. If we can shatter her weapon this will begin to be child's play. Use quick, sharp attacks (for example, headbuts if she gets too close. Quick elbow if she ducks down to the right). Efficiency of movement is our best weapon here. We tire her out, feint to make her commit, and solidly block with our axe to damage her weapon.She'll inevitably have to go for the grapple if we play this out. She'll realize it too soon. Keep out of range, sharp/quick hits, death by a thousand cuts. It'll be long and drawn out, but our vigor will have us come out on top.
>>37007660>>37007795Also focus on her side where she has to rely on her bad leg to defend against us.
>>37007682If we break her axe, her warriors might not consider that fair or a truly decisive show of our physical prowess. It's more a show of our shiny metal weapons.>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blow.She's hurting, we're armored and have a better weapon, put the pressure on and see if she breaks.
>>37007911I really don't want to win by having her tire out first.I want to beat her at her own game and go in with our cards in the open, and just force our way through to victory.
Looks like you're going for the disarm, and trying to focus on the weak leg.I also saw a lot of votes for following up the disarm with a grapple, so, grapple?>Yes>No
>>37007911Backing this.Its a sound plan, if not glamorous, and gives her chance to save face. >>37007971>NoUnless she forces us into it, no.
>>37007971>Nowe don't know much about her, and that means we might be in for a surprise if we grapple her.
>>37007682>She utters a loud roar as she batters at your defence with a rain of blowsWe have to remember to reciprocate this with a roar of our own before the decisive blow we make.>>37007971>No
>>37007971>YesIf we are disarming her, than going at her with an axe is gonna be bad.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>37007971>Yes>No
>>37007971No. Her immobility is our greatest advantage right now. Grappling would erase that.
>>37008008We'll use the axe for a feint and go for hand to hand, with a quick finish on her other leg if we can.We don't need to kill her, having her without a weapon and mobility greatly reduced would mean her death if we wanted, she will give up.
If we do end up even semi-grappling her, we need to finish with holding her to the ground while looking into her eyes, waiting for her surrender.
Looks like a pretty solid no for grappling.Well then, time to put your plan into action.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37008090
>>37008069And then furiously fuck her in the middle of everything and everyone after she has surrendered.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37008090Rolling for thunder!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37008090
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37008090
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37008090
>>37007682>>Match her fury, duke it out blow for blow.Guys, do NOT try and win via disarming her. If we just disarm her one of them could say we won just because of our superior equipment and not because we are a better fighter. Hearts and minds, we need to win like a true ork.
After disarming her we could just back off and let her continue struggling to fight us. It would make her look weak in comparison, without actually having to use our axe on her.
>>37008110and thunder happened.
>>37008130Forget that, looks like I voted too late.
>>37008110Thank you anon. Thank you.>>37008107Nah.She will come to us herself.But really, we don't know if she has a harem, and we need to be official about this, we'll do a ceremony to celebrate the union of our clans in our tent, just us and our wives.As I've said, please control your exhibitionism fetish, I'd love for this to be a private/intimate union.
>>37008130>>37008153Maybe disarming her will be just grabbing her axe, doesn't mean we break her weapon for sure.>>37008110I assume that thunder is our victory roar.
>>37008110Let's not have a stupid catch phrase. They're just painful to read.
>>37008107>>37008171I'm against fucking her.
>>37008324...why?Are you trying to be a god damn heretic degenerate on purpose?
You start of defensive, starting to get a feel for her new pace, parrying her axe blows on your own , the enchanted steel knocking chips out of the rough stone head. You press your manoeuvrability advantage, forcing her to rely on her injured leg more than she'd like, and you can see her starting to slow as you wear her down. You spot your opportunity as she puts too much weight on her injured leg, flinching, her swing loose and clumsy, and you meet her axehead straight on. You bellow a warcry, your enchanted axe smashing into the stone, cracking the head and splintering the handle under the force, sending the top half of her axe skittering off into the crowd.Ya'zada swears loudly, backing up as you follow up with another swing, aiming to knock her down, but despite her injuries she's still quick, and she steps out of your range before you can strike. She snarls, cracking her knuckles. “Cheap tricks, it takes more than a fancy piece of steel to make a true warrior.”What now, it seems like even weaponless she's not willing to give up.>Follow up your attack, you have a definite advantage now>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmed
>>37008338Too many girls at the time, plus i rather not look like we are hoarding girls this early on.
>>37008348>>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedOur strength will not be doubted.
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmed
>>37008171Orcs likely would perform a degree of exhibitionism. So don't be a prude when it comes up
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedKick her leg out from under her.
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedcan't disappoint our future clanmates now can we?
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedWe need the respect of the other Orcs more than anything.
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedObviously. That's the orkish way, only human infidels backstab.
>>37008348>>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedCalled it, should have gone blow for blow.
>>37008348>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmed>toss your chainmain too.AH-HA time to wrestle.
>>37008348>Toss her your axeBitch, I'm Ur'shal. You need all the help you can get to finish me.God damn that would be insulting though. She's prideful and that'll get her really fucking angry.
>>37008360I understand, but she's literally the chief of the clan, and their strongest warrior.>Helps solidify clan relationships>It's our duty to Y'zagya Zoka to breed strong children, and we are both very strong>>37008377Orcs wouldn't care about exhibitionism, they'd just fuck when they want, and I feel it'd be more comfortable in a tent and I'd like it more.I voted to fuck Sho'ka on the battlefield, I just don't want to do it now.
>>37008402What about the orc dick ass thief god?
>>37008414And get us killed.
>>37008348>>Toss your axe to your clanmates, face her unarmedWe're going to regret thisSure, they won't have an excuse to doubt our superiority. And even if tactics are part of battle, this clan doesn't give two shits for tactics as much as it does for brute force, and charging through.
>>37008433>Not believing in the strength of UrGet out, you filthy heretic.
>>37008422True, and warlord himself confirmed that if we win this she will be gunning for our dick.
>>37008348>>37008414Changing my vote to this
>>37008414Secondly, if she complains about it just say.Don't worry, I've got a spear big enough to handle you.Bait the fuck out of her, get her mad.
>>37008447Hey can I see that confiation? I seem to have missed it.
>>37008414This. One less vote for tossing it to clanmates, toss her the axe.
>>37008414There's brave and then there's retarded. Let's not do this.
>>37008414Holy fuck no, we're good, but we still needed to be defensive against her and we didn't injure her since then, she'll kill us with the axe, please don't vote for this anon.
>>37008386change this to this>>37008414
>>37008348>>Toss your axe to your clan mates, face her unarmed
>>37008476It's on the ask, but it may have been deleted since anon got suspended.He said basically that orc females generally want to breed with strong orcs, and there are not many better way to prove one's strength than to beat her in a fair fight.
Guys please don't be retarded and just give the axe to our clanmates
> toss axe to your clanmate/ Ashuris> Begin glorious orc boxing
>>37008414>>37008426>>37008451>>37008465>>37008475>>37008477>>37008491Are you all retarded? Do you not realize that she was doing well against us with her stone axe, and she is still just as healthy as she was when she went serious?
>>37008491>>37008483>>37008477>>37008475guys..We were barely making it. She is more experienced than us.So we give her a weapon while being unarmed..Makes for the best win ever.Makes us winning that much more harder.
>>37008519Just go with it, little rabbit.
>>37008414Is this guy trying to get us killed? Nothing less then a 20 will get us out of that mess alive, and then it would have to a a lucky hit rather then skill.
Okay, unarmed combat wins.Now then, are you going to go with the taunt as per >>37008414 or not?Taunt?>Yes>NoVoting closes in five minutes.
>>37008502>>37008476here it is.>>36946457
>>37008528If you are actually supporting this idiotic notion, I will forever consider you retarded and vote against whatever you vote for.>>37008541>see what happensQuest end by MC death or she absorbs our clan.
>>37008519Fine, ask someone from our party to toss her one of our quality axes with insulting remark.
>>37008551>No tauntThis is a no flex zone
>>37008551Oops, I meanToss her the Axe?>Yes>NoVoting closes in five minutes as said.
>>37008551>NoAnd please don't go easy on us if yes wins.
>>37008551>NO>NO>NO>NOAt most, just offer it to her, since we know she won't take it because she wants to be a real warrior, if she accepts, then toss it to our clan anyway and remark that we want to fight a real warrior.
>>37008551>YesI wrote it, get it done. Also taunt her with the spear innuendo.
>>37008551>No taunt, face her with grim orcy honor
>>37008577>NoBig no to arming veteran orc warrior
>>37008560God no.I am saying it's a stupid idea. I can see why the idiots want to do it. But it makes no sense.>>37008577thanks god. unarmed combat is fine. Giving our weapon away to an enemy is retarded.Toss her the Axe?>No
>>37008577>YesShe seems to be all about winning fairly. She'll toss it back.
>>37008577I'm >>37008604 and I vote the same for this if I need to vote again.
>>37008370>>37008371>>37008378>>37008386>>37008392>>37008393>>37008402>>37008407>>37008408>>37008413This is why I didn't want to break the bitches axe... dang it.
>>37008604Can we do this warlord?>>37008577
>>37008644Yeah, I hoped we wouldn't break it too.
>>37008644she would have said the same thing about our gear.
Okay, looks like a pretty strong vote for not giving Ya'zada the axe.Writing.
>Yes wins>She doesn't kill us, just cuts off our arm>"I won't lead a bunch of weaklings.">We remain warlord because of leftover respect>Our will breaks and we remain in the waste forever>Become just like the old warchief>New up-and-coming orkling challenges us to a fight, says we will lead the clan to its doom.>We die and become the new protagonist.
She doesn't know her place.Guys, we must CLEARLY subordinate her with our dick once this is done.
>>37008738No, This quest is more than smut
>>37008694>yes wins>she become even more enraged>she toss away the axe beacuse "i dont' need this shit to win">everything go as planned
You snort as Ya'zada squares up against you, arms raised.“Dru'ak, look after this for me,” you call, tossing your axe to your old friend, who catches it.You turn back to Ya'zada, rolling your shoulders, raising your own arms. You may not have been as obsessive about grappling as some members of your clan, but you damn sure didn't get beaten often.“No-one will say my victory was not earned by my own strength,” you snarl, as you and Ya'zada circle each other.The Stormhowler chieftain grins. “You, I like you, when you're done healing up from this beating you'll make a fine lieutenant.”Well then Ur, time to put your unarmed combat skills to good use, because from Ya'zada's stance, she sure looks like she knows what she's doing.>Exchange some strikes, try to wear her down.>Go for a low grapple, try to knock her legs out from under her.>Go for a high grapple, lock arms and use your superior strength against her.
>>37008811Agreed. Sex can be useful for displays of dominance but aren't the only way to do it.
>>37008843FEINT FOR A LOW GRAPPLEBUT ACTUALLY GO FOR THE HIGH
>>37008811>>37008738I agree with anon - administration and waaarrgh have as much to do with this quest as smut - Dont want Ur to become another 'King Zhou of Shang' ended up holding orgies everywhere and got rekt by a rebel army.
>>37008843>Exchange some strikes, try to wear her down."Likewise"
>>37008843>Exchange some strikes, try to wear her down.Bonus point if you can mess up her leg.
>>37008843Fuck yeah, we'll at least be lieutenant!anyway, I second >>37008858
>>37008843>Go for a low grapple, try to knock her legs out from under her.Keeping exploiting that wounded leg.
>>37008843High grapple. It requires her to use her legs. Low grapples require her to use her body mass more than anything else.
>>37008843>feint a low grapple then suddently dropkick in the face
>>37008843>Go for a low grapple, try to knock her legs out from under her.fucked up leg.
>>37008843Taunt. Whose says I'm unarmed? I have a spear big enough to best you.I am thinking this is some orc foreplay.strikes, wear her down.Her one eye means she probably cannot guage distance that well, which is why she got really good at grappling.Toss some fake jabs from far away to exploit it.Source: I've fought one eyed opponents before.
>>37008843>Go for a high grapple, lock arms and use your superior strength against her.Right now her weakness is the leg, we go high and push down from above forcing her to crumble and make sure when we do hit the ground we are the one with an advantage
>>37008843>Exchange some strikes, try to wear her down.
>>37008945let's go with this.
Good old one two. Never fails. Unless you're going up against experienced fighters or something.
>>37008968Let's not destroy whatever respect she has for us.We want to conquer her not humiliate her
>>37008843>Feint for low tackle>go for a hard strike, if she blocks go into high tackle>go for her legWhere's that Teppuu page of the 5 second fight when I need it...
>>37008990Orcs are known to be lecherous, like that.
>>37009002Why grapple? Let's put some boxing to use
>>37008990I agree, no cheap provocation.
>>37008843>>Go for a high grapple, lock arms and use your superior strength against her.
>>37008990This isn't just about honor. It's also about proving that we can recognize and exploit an advantage when one presents itself. After we've shown that we can get cocky and fight her on something closer to her favored terms. And probably lose, but that's for later.
Looks like feinting low and going high wins, with a few jabs first to take advantage of her lack of depth perception, that cool with everyone?If so...>Roll 1d20
>>37009012But that is just dumb, childish even.
>>37009022Grapple is plan B, I want initial feint grapple for a strike on her chin or stomach, possibly even sideways knee punch if we can do it somehow.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37009037
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37009037Fuck.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37009037Bring it !
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>37009037
>>37009037May the rolls be with you
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37009037
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37009037Keep her leg in mind and try to use it if it presents itself.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37009037>>37009039
>>37008843>when you're done healing up from this beating you'll make a fine lieutenantWait she aint going to kill us? Were we going to kill her? Might want to straighten that out soon>Go for a high grapple, lock arms and use your superior strength against her.
>>37009056Not enough.>>37009057Still wouldn't have been enough...
>>37009056Not too bad
>>37009061I wish...>>37009056At least we won't be KO'd, hopefully we gave good write-ins.
>>37008945Honest question- you practice any art in particular? What's the context? I'm kinda a martial arts/hand to hand combat buff, so I'm interested.
>>37009073Why the fuck would we kill her when we want to fuck her? We aren't necrophiles, anon, gosh.
>>37009073No?This is a leadership bout between two tribe leaders.Death would only be if we were stupid enough to taunt someone into wanting to kill us.
>>37009073A challenge for chieftainship for a clan doesn't necessarily have to be to the death.
>>37009037Too late to suggest we try taking advantage of her bum (well, injured) leg?
>>37009153I believe that was part of the point of the high grapple, to put weight on the injured leg.Also, I just glanced at that post at first and read "Too late to suggest we try taking advantage of her bum". Hardly the time, Ur!It is a nice bum though.
>>37009086I street fought a lot when i was younger. Couple of the guys i fought and watched fight always waited a bit until they saw the other guy tense up a bit before a punch was thrown, or some other tell to indicate that the dude was in range. If the dude is in range for you, odds are you are in range for him (if similar fight). Then they would charge in aggressively and close the distance and not leave it. I moved on to Hapkido when mexicans couldn't handle losing fights and started using knives in the middle of them. Then i segwayed into boxing in college and been at boxing ever since.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37009211and than you segwayed into 4chan and gained a few fetishes,
>>37009249Not that anon, but fetishes are not gained, they are discovered.
>>37009211...Now I kind of want to see Segway boxing.
>>37009261How come traps are gay, but people consider Futa normal/straight?
>>37009249Thinking about leaving 4chan to be honest. Lot of the changes around here don't sit well with me. Still come for quest threads though.
You step forwards, throwing out some light jabs, trying to take advantage of her lack of depth perception. You get a one shot in, but she adjusts quickly, swatting aside the blows. You get the feeling this isn't the first time someone's tried to use that against her. Still, it keeps her on the defensive as you close the gap, feinting low.As expected, Ya'zada reacts quickly, coming down on your low stance to try and wrap an arm around your neck. You growl as you surge up at the last moment, locking arms with her, using your height and strength to tower over her, bringing your weight down on your opponent.For a moment you think you have her, as you feel the leg start to give, but Ya'zada is slippery, and she twists in your grip, stepping to the side and locking an arm under your armpit. She slams an elbow into your skull hard enough to blur your vision as you struggle against her attempts to wrap another arm around your neck.Ya'zada is certainly no stranger to grappling, that much is obvious. What now, she's off to the left side and almost at your back, and the speed with which she slipped into your blind spot was impressive. Fortunately your size is keeping her from easily locking her hold into place, not that that's a great comfort as she continues to hammer against the back of your skull to try and throw you off balance.>Brute strength your way out of her grasp>Get under her and throw her>See if you can get a blow in on the injured leg, might make her grip weaken>Other (Write-in)>>37009211I am no unarmed combat expert, so I hope my description of the fight doesn't break your immersion, battle anon
>>37009315>implying traps are gayBut to be serious, futa is just the male substituted with a female while keeping the dick, I think futa on male is pretty gay, but male on futa can work because the clitoris is just a miniature penis.
>>37009356>>See if you can get a blow in on the injured leg, might make her grip weaken
>>37009356>>37009356>>Get under her and throw herIf not, or if it doesn't work, try and grab her torso and fall to the ground with her under us. Or rather, it's better if we can actually slam her, but still.Might be smart to go for the injured leg if we want to grab hold of her, I guess?
>>37009356>Get under her and throw her
>>37009356>Brute strength your way out of her graspThen, when you're loose, go full apeshit on her. She can't keep dodging and taking advantage, she's already tired! I'm no expert either
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37009356>>Get under her and throw her
>>37009356>Get under her and toss her into the air > vag grab?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37009356>>Get under her and throw herLet's not go for the cheap shot.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37009356>Other (Write-in)Spin, clinch an arm and drop into a crouch: put pressure on her base, and then single leg takedown.
Throw wins.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37009536
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37009536here's hoping
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37009536
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>37009536
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37009536
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>37009549>>37009556 (I'm so sorry)>>37009561Oh well, that didn't work that well, guess it's time for brute force.
>>37006190you just had to tempt them didnt you
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>37009356Place leg with arm trapped underneath her (deep, like placing your foot behind her. I always likened it to taking your opponents territory. The more territory you take, the more momentum you build, the easier it is to take, the more damage you do.)Then, you hip thrust right into her stomach. This will cause her leverage to fall onto you. Simultaneously, use the momentum to throw her over you. She should release her grip. If she doesn't, she face plants.The second you hit the ground Ur'Shal you start moving toward her. She is either going to face plant or roll. Either way, unless she is really fucking good her back is going to be to you, and even if she is she is going to be on one knee trying to get up. Either swing at her or fucking bring your knee right into her face, hard. (maybe not the knee, you don't want to lose advantage in another grapple). Just start straight up pressuring her. She is going to be with her back turned or on her knees trying to get up to face you. You will have height, reach, and mobility advantage. This is where you win the fight.Rolling
>>37009577good thing crits don't count
>>37009577>1 when it matters>17 nowThe dice gods are taunting me, I know it.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>37009591can we use this write in?>>37009536to lower the DC?
You growl, straining against her grip, you shift your footing, leg deep, foot behind her, arm under her. You hear Y'zada growl, trying to shift as she realizes her position. You thrust your hips back into her stomach, throwing her off balance as you use your momentum to throw her over you.She lets go of her grip as she falls, rolling on the rocky ground as you follow up your attack. Ya'zada quickly rights herself, scrambling to face you. You follow the attack up with a strike, but she is just too quick, or you are just too slow, and you fail to bring the full force of the attack against her as she twists, arm just barely deflecting the punch, which glances off her jaw, sending her tumbling back to the ground dazed but mostly uninjured.You have the advantage, Ya'zada is down, and you are not, but you're quite certain she won't be down for long.>Another strike while you have her off balance.>Go for a grapple while she's down, try to choke her out.>Go for the grapple while she's down, try to damage that leg and force her to quit.>>37009720Sure did, the roll still wasn't high enough for a victory, but it was a good writein, so it gave some definite bonuses.
>>37009917>Another strike while you have her off balance.
>>37009917>Go for a grapple while she's down, try to choke her out.
>>37009917>Go for a grapple while she's down, try to choke her outHeadlock time nao.
>>37009536>>37009917>Another strike while you have her off balance.
>>37009917>Kick her injured leg while she's downBut otherwise>Go for a grapple while she's down, try to choke her out.If we can find a good grip then our superior physical strength should let us choke her into subconsciousness, or get her to tap out.
>>37009917>Another strike while you have her off balance.Bitch is the queen of grapple.
>>37009917> Another strike while you have her off balance>Try to damage the leg and force her to quit
Looks like another strike wins.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>37009917>>>Another strike while you have her off balance
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37010104>No 1
>>37009917Go for the full mount.Go in from the side. Going straight in would let her get you into her guard. If she kicks to try to keep you back, try deflecting them toward the side/grabbing them and pulling closer toward you. (if you do this, you can go for an ankle lock as well, but nothing screams domination like a full mount). Go in from the side and pin one of her legs to the ground with your knee on the meaty portion of her thigh, which would be a half mount. From there, work your way up. She will try to keep you away using her legs and squirming along the ground. She will also use her elbows to keep your legs/knees from advancing up on her and getting her into a full mount.From there, just keep elbowing her and using leverage if you need it. Don't be afraid to drop a knee into her gut or just kneeing her in the ribs in the half mount until her ribs break.
>>37010116Looks like you timed that post well, anon.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>37010104
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37010104Damn wasted 20...
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37010104
>>37010124>>37010116Crits didn't count right? Also how do you roll? Options don't work (at least not the string that's stated in the sticky)
>>37010142It came after I asked for a roll, so I'm counting it.
>>37010142crits don't count moron.
>>37010124Not today.>>37010116Guess I'll post the pages I mentioned before, seems as appropriate as ever.Spoilered because we/a/booshit
>>37010167>so I'm counting it.You're a good person warlord
>>37010142Even if it was wasted, which it isn't, you still would've won us this fight.
>>37010182Natsuo would be the best orc.
>>37010182>>37010211>>37010217I was just thinking of that while searching for this scene>sadistic>enjoys fighting just to fight>absolute dom>lives to humiliate and cause envy/hate>very talented at combat
>>37010250we talking about the chick with a brother complex, who is a masochist right?
>>37010250one hit KOWanna know the best part? Her opponent won her previous match with almost the same move, except she grappled her opponent for a bit before breaking her face.
>>37010296Bonus: after the fight>hfw no good fight
>>37010294Don't forget one that hates herself, and blames her best friend for everything bad that happened to her.
You come at her from the side, Ya'zada lashing out at you with a flurry of kicks as she tries to right herself. You press your advantage, deflecting the kicks as you pin her with your knee.Ya'zada struggles against your grip as you work your way up to a full mount, your superior strength and leverage keeping her from being able to fend off your attack despite how tenacious she is being. You take a couple of sharp blows, but you power through them until you have her pinned under you, the Stormhowler chieftain writhing under you as she tries to throw you off.You feel familiar urges boiling to the surface as you look down on the orc woman pinned under you, but you suppress them, knowing all too well that Ya'zada could take advantage of a moment's weakness to turn the tables on you. Instead you ram a knee into her gut, following up with a heavy series of blows with your elbow as she gasps for breath.You give a loud roar as you bring one last powerful blow down on her, hearing a crack and seeing a tusk go flying as she slumps to the ground, no longer struggling against you. For a moment you fear you've killed her, but your fears are assuaged as you see her chest still rising and falling as she lies on the dusty ground unconscious.(cont)
>>37010544You pick yourself up, turning to the crowd, arms raised, mixtures of cheers and shouts of disbelief from the gathered orcs.“Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan, has won the duel,” the shaman announces, he doesn't look all too happy with the result, but then again you haven't seen him looking happy once yet.You hear a cough from behind you as Ya'zada starts to stir, picking herself up on an elbow, her one ye blinking dizzily as it tries to focus on you.“Fuck, what happened,” she mumbles, touching her bruised jaw.“Lost a tusk... urgh, nothing broken,” she mutters to herself, her eye finally locking on you as she comes back to her senses, her stare boring into you, a deep frown etched into her features.For a moment you wonder if she's not going to take this loss all too well, then you hear a snort, her shoulders shaking as she erupts into loud, barking laughter, lying back on the ground.“Alright, you win. Haven't had my ass kicked that hard in years.”Well then, Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan, conquerer of the Rockbrutes and Stormhowlers, what do you wish to say to the gracious loser?>Write-in
Fuck guys, Now with all my posting to this fight I want to create an Orc Style unarmed martial art.At least I have vacation time to do it though.
>>37010557lets conquer the dick ass thieves clan.
>>37010557Offer her a hand up and a short praise for her tenacity.Time to move on the next clan asap before they bugger off.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37010557"Now, for the Gloatfoots"
>>37010557Bring her up to her feet"It was a good fight, GOOD FIGHT!"HUG HER
>>37010557"Rather concerning that there are others out their who can kick your ass like that."
>>37010557"Well fought Ya'zanda, you will make a fine lieutenant yourself! So...wanna fuck?
>>37010557Clap her on the arm, congratulate her on a good fight, say something about kicking the Goatfoots even harder
>>37010557I like her.Offer her a hand.>Now, we celebrate the union of our clans! Mingle amongst each other, and tomorrow, I shall take care of the Goatfoot clan.I hope we bought equipment and shit like we planned, distribute that.We need to talk with her about clan and administration matters, first of all, and the shaman as well.Should we tell her she's welcome to join us and our wives for the night, or something?
>>37010557>>Write-in"You put up more fight than the old stonetusk chieftain, that is for certain. But I'll need to discuss some things with you and your shaman. I've come into some disturbing news about the tonguerippers and the god they worship. And about a dragon getting too big for his boots."
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37010593Uhh, no. We're not autistic
>>37010557>My pleasure.Or maybe "My privilege"?
>>37010646No need to announce what it's about, it should be just us discussing it for now, let the others digest this new situation.
>>37010557Shame about the tusk.Tell her we enjoyed it, we liked her performance, and are interested in her grappling moves. Sexually.
>>37010559Orc Muay Thai pl0x.
>>37010716God yes, Muay Thai looks based.
>>37010734So, a general handling the "administration", commending the fight, and maybe a tiny bit of innuendo?
>>37010781>tiny bit of innuendo>the three posts I can see with innuendo are:"Wanna fuck"Asking her to join us and our wives for the nightSuggestions of sexual grappling techniques
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37010841How about no.
>>37010557>>37010557Declare she'll be a lieutenant because of her sheer fighting ability and leadership skills.And that now we'll go fight the Goatfoots. If they don't bow, we kill/enslave them all.That should go over well with the now former Stormhowlers.
>>37010841The last two a re both me, it was meant to be playful banter offer or something.And the last one was a joke, what with the "Sexually." being tacked on at the end.But you know best, I trust ya.
>>37010716>>37010738i don't know. Dwarves would probably be BJJ/Judo mixElves would probably be Escrima/Savate mixHumans would probably be Kickboxing/Fencing/PankrationOrcs would be Boxing/Muay Thai
>>37010980>forgetting wrestlingIt's a favored orc pastime!
Thread seems to be going down in a few minutes, and I guess that's a nice time to go to sleep. G'night!
You grin, offering Ya'zada a hand, which she accepts.“You put up a good fight, far better than the old Stonetusk chieftain, that's for sure.”You pull Ya'zada to her feet, the bruised warrior woman grinning fiercely. “Of course I did, I am Ya'zada, greatest warrior of the Stormhowlers, I have only lost one fight in my entire life... or two now I suppose.”“You will make a fine lieutenant for my clan, Ya'zada. Your clanmates respect you and your strength is without question. I look forward to working very closely with you,” you grin.Ya'zada blinks, giving you a strange look. “Damn right, you point me at your enemies and I won't stop swinging until they're all dead... but you should know, I'm not big on subtlety, instead of all that 'working closely' stuff, if you want us to fuck, just say so.”You pause, you have to admit you weren't expecting her to be quite that matter of fact about it.“Last time I lost a fight was when I was nineteen years old, unmated for five years because no-one could beat me. Then Go'lak, the man who would become chieftain of the stormhowlers, challenged me for the right to take me as his mate. Go'lak has been dead six years now, dead to that Goatfoot bastard Sar'zor sticking a knife in his back. In all that time, not one warrior in my clan has matched Go'lak's achievement. Until you. So if you want me, I'm yours. If not, I hope there's a warrior in your clan strong enough to match your victory, because I'm getting pretty fucking frustrated.”Well that answers your question about whether the Stormhowler chieftain had mates or a harem, you suppose. Right now though you have other concerns.“First things first, Ya'zada. I want the Goatfoot Clan too, either serving me or at the very least too dead to work against me. What do you say we make our plans and strike now, before they scurry off under a rock to hide?”Ya'zada grins a feral grin, bloodlust in her eye. “This day just gets better and better.”>End of Thread
>>37011082dito, i'm on the verge of passing out,
>>37011082Night mate, dream of smut!
>>37011108Fellow Dutchbro maybe?
>>37011082>>37011108Goodnight to both of you.Anyway, post thread Q&A time for those not yet passing out.
>>37011127Thanks for GM'ing by the way, really enjoyed. Hope I'll see you some other thread
>>37011115christmas party fuck up my sleep schedule.
>>37011107told you fuckers that they usually only accept strong males.Also reminder that Sho'ka likes to primal fuck.
>>37011115Tell me Dutchbro, why is it that every time I visit Amsterdam for drugs and depravity, the red light district seems just a little bit smaller and less crazy?>>37011149I'm sure you will, going to be running another Orc Warlord Quest on Tuesday.and something else on either Sunday or Monday.
>>37011186Did you decide what it was?
>>37011107>had her first time when she was nineteen to the would-be-chief>hasn't had any in 6 years because her clan is filled with pussies>suddenly this 15 year old handsome orc comes along out of nowhere>wipes the floor with herJesus, she must be wetter than Sho'ka was after repelling the raid. Good lord, just imagine the night after we deal with the Goatfoot.Warlord, how old is Ya'zada?
>>37011204she just told you.
>>37011107>"I'm not big on subtlety"Good. That makes life easier.Fun thread war, take it easy til next time.
>>37011107thanks for running cya next time.
>>37011250she is an orc as well anon.
>>37011228No she didn't, we don't know for how long Go'lak was chief, so her age is 19+[Go'lak's rule]+6, so I guess at least around 30
>>3701120428>>37011201Golem Knight Quest.Fantasy mecha starring a minor noble scion piloting the family golem shell to fight big monsters, enemy golems and such.Also the young lord will be something of a slut, because smut is a part of what I am now.>>3701120429>>37011236>>37011237Thanks for playing, see you next time.
Well than it seems like our friend has found himself another muscle orcfu, if he can beat her that is.
>>37011107How many children did she have with her union with Go'lok? I need to know because of many and varied reasons.
>>37011250Nah, first we do one-on-one.Then we do 4some with our wives.Then we get Ash and our milf into the fun, I think Inka is still too unused for an orgy.
>>37011283Oh wow, I actually answered the same question twice, with different ages.The real answer is 29.>>37011292Eleven.
>>37011299>>37011250Can we give our friends a chance on netting her?
>>37011284Dude, Ya'zada is ours, what are you talking about? She basically told us we should hurry up and tell her if we want to fuck because she's really looking forward to her.>>37011317Why? He already has his orc mate and Blondie, don't fucking spoil him, he didn't even do anything this time.I feel like letting Ya'zada mate with anyone but the strongest male in our clan(us) would be an insult to Y'zagya Zoka.
>>37011317I'd rather we make a move, her personality's growing on me.
>>37011311Eleven.So she's nice and fertile. Excellent
>>37011352I said give them a chance, not about forcing her.
>>37011352Nah not yet, the last post basically means that on tuesday there will be a vote about adding another girl.
>>37011356I would be the same, but for some reason anons wanted human slaves when it was revealed they add nothing good to orcs.
>>37011377>she's 29 years old>she was 23 when Go'lak died>she got together with him when she was 19Eleven kids in 4 years.1 kid ever 4.4 months.>>37011382Obviously, but I still don't get why, do you not like her or something? Not like our bro only like musclegirls and we don't like them. Letting them try for her feels to me like we don't really value her.
I can tell you all straight off, that if you suggest to Zo'rok, the guy who likes musclegirls, that he should challenge Ya'zada to a duel, he will just laugh.He is really more of the stealthy scout and hunter sort, he has no illusions that he could beat her in a straight fight after seeing her duel with you.
>>37011283How would Ya'zada feel about possibly having us capturing the dragon Slaggyr and giving him to her as a breeding slave? Have her be the mother of dragons?
>>37011418That's mainly because we just need more orcs asap, they'll breed back into true orcs eventually.>>37011433Anon, no.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37011423>1 kid ever 4.4 months.4 month per pregnancy.Seems he kept her barefoot and pregnant the whole time.
>>37011423She could have had twins or triplets.
>>37011428See guys, told you.
>>37011454>>37011423You do know orcs have kids in litters, and in a tribe like this, means that she was only pregnant for 2 out of those 4 years.
>>37011462Oh shit, you're right, I forgot orcs are born in litters.Still, that's not a bad ratio, considering she also fought, I imagine.We shall work hard to please Y'zagya Zoka.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37011423>Letting them try for her feels to me like we don't really value her.No, it just means that we fine with what we have. Women aren't pokemon that you can Box when you're done with them. And we dont have that big of a tent. Or that much time.>>37011428what about dru'ak?
>>37011502Dru'ak like milfs anon, we beat her so we have to take responsibility.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>37011433Dude. Yes.
>>37011502We didn't have a big enough tent for Sho'ka and K'zala either.We will just build a bigger tent.
>>37011496So she basically had one group of 5 and another group of 6.Considering the largest amount of kids was 12, 5-6 sound like average.
>>37011522>we beat her so we have to take responsibility.And that is a responsibility I am more than willing to accept.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>37011522Who's to say he has to be stuck on one type? I like milf and musclegirls, why cant he?
>>37011534Nah, I think without Y'zagya Zoka's blessing, the average is like 2 or 3, MAYBE 4. Single births aren't rare either.
>>37011547Nothing says he can't, but wouldn't it be unfair to force that on him if he isn't interested yet?
>>37011433A little offended at being asked to breed with a slave, since by being a slave it proves to her that dragon or not, he's weak, and weak males is not Ya'zada's fetish.>>37011502Maybe, Dru'ak is the only orc in the clan as big as Ur, and a tough fighter to boot.>>37011534a 4, a 3 and two 2s. Orcish pregnancies only last five months.
>>370115342s and 3s are average
>>37011547Why can't Ur'shal? Why do you want to pass off the strongest female in our clan, the chief of the strongest clan we've met, to our bro who doesn't like to lead, is the silent type, and isn't even here?
>>37011586Obviously we dont force shit.We just suggest it. And or see if anyone else steps up to the plate. Maybe Koz'rak. Or some random guy>>37011590But would she do it if we ordered her to?
>>37011610Because we have more than enough people in our harem already
>>37011634>But would she do it if we ordered her to?She would probably fight you about it. If she doesn't want to fuck a dragon that fine. It's no big loss.
>>37011634We are not ordering her to breed with something beneath her.
>>37011590Hmm, she's fertile alright, nice batches, will be fun.>>37011634Why, anon? She's not some random chick. She's the chief of the clan of veterans. And you want to pass her to some random orc? Do you have something against battle-scarred musclegirl milfs?And what's this with breeding a dragon, are you seriously telling me you don't want to capture a female dragon and be the first orc to have recordedly sire a halfdragon?>>37011649I expect we'll stop after her for a while at least, which Warlord said is still fine and he can still fluff out our harem.
>>37011649We could always give the pretty little human slave to someone else. She's kind of annoying anyway.
>>37011649She isn't a harem member, she's an occasional hook up. A friend to whom we offer extra benefits. Don't blow this out of proportion.
>>37011691>be the first orc to have recordedly sire a halfdragonyou're wrong about this.
>>37011590Ehh that's fine there's plenty of females willing to mate with a dragon
>>37011634It would turn her against you pretty quickly if you started forcing her to mate with people she didn't want to.>>37011649I should tell you that I fully intended for Ur to end up with a harem far into the double digits in number. Not all of them will be relevant all the time, but I still have many ideas for them that I would like to include.Think of it like Sengoku Rance, every woman in your harem has personality and a plot arc, the less popular ones will fade into the background over time as their subplots are resolved to prevent cast bloat.
>>37011691>And you want to pass her to some random orcIt's not "passing her" to anybody. It's simply not claiming her for ourself.
Lordy, how do you feel about this thread?Actually how impressed/loyal is Ya'zarda now? Is she not jumping our bones right now only because we beat her and thus have authority on these things?>>37011712Nah dude, she1ll be our third mate, she's the independent type so she'll be doing a lot of fighting and shit, but we'll officially be mates. Once again, helps smooth the merging of the clans along.I still don't get why you guys think she will make our harem "too big" we don't have to fuck every one of them all the time, most nights get timeskipped anyway.>>37011738I know we know what a halfdragon is like(kinda) but I do think there's been no exact record of "orc X has bred with dragon Y and sired Z".>>37011770Which is passing her, since we basically already have her, we just have to say so, she waited 6 years for someone to beat her and we were the one to.It's like participating in a marathon, running ahead of everyone, getting to the finish line, and stopping and waiting 5 minutes for someone else to cross it.
>>37011634>"We just /suggest/ it."Did you miss the part where she said she doesn't do subtlety? We order it to happen, set up a tournament where everyone fights her until she finds a mate (no one beats her, most of our clan is injured), or we fucking Orc up and satisfy and extremely frustrated woman.
>>37011799>Lordy, how do you feel about this thread?I'm always impressed by the wide range of talents amongst people on 4chan. I wasn't expecting an ex-street fighter to start posting, and it made me a little nervous that my limited knowledge of proper grappling techniques would be too obvious, but there's no denying that writeins really helped me out.So yeah, I had fun.
>>37011770She already claimed herself for herself. We aren't claiming her, we're just fucking her because we both enjoy it.
>>37011855Will we be getting some Ya'zada smut sometime in the future?
>>37011940Sure, if you fuck her after you're done with the Goatfoot Clan.
>>37011886I'd rather say she has accepted us, and we may claim her now.
>>37011940I think it's up to us to force Warlord's hand on that one.
>>37011855Are there orc women whose fetish is making halfbreeds with many and varied men of all species?
>>37011963She's a former clan chief, she can choose her own damn mates. Not our fault that no one else measures up.
>>37011978Probably, yes, though none of the orc women you currently know have expressed an interest in that to you.
>>37011978Maybe the degenerates, but good orc women only want to fuck strong men, and it's unlikely for a non-orc to prove himself stronger than an orc. They may if it's for the benefit of the orc race, but still.>>37011995You're right, she's a FORMER chief, I don't see why we wouldn't just become mates with her if she's okay with it, she did say talk about at a warrior matching our vigor in case we won't take her, singular, not that she wants to get a harem. Besides, I'm like 80% sure we could still satisfy everyone in our harem every night. Especially once Y'zagya Zoka takes further notice of us.
>>37012036out of the three other comparable races we've met, humans, trolls, and ogres, ogres and trolls are both stronger than orcs. I'd say those are pretty good chances.
Well then, I'm going to go get some sleep.Thank you all for playing today.Next Orc Warlord Quest will be Tuesday at 2100 UTC as I said.Golem Knight Quest tomorrow or monday at a similar time. I should state that Golem Knight Quest will not be taking time away from Orc Warlord Quest, it's just something that I wanted to try out a thread or two of and see if I like it, and if I do and it takes off, I'll run it every now and again on days between Orc Warlord Quest.
>>37012097So yeah, keep an eye on my twitter if you want to check GKQ out, see if it's any good.
>>37012087Ogres are big deformed retards.Trolls are often animal-like and otherwise have unattractive behavior.>>37012117Warlord, would orc women start jumping on troll dick if we got done in by one?
>>37012117Good night Lordy, enjoyed the thread.
>>37012139Don't change the subject. The post I quoted never mentioned attractiveness, just strength.>it's unlikely for a non-orc to prove himself stronger than an orcI pointed out that based on our own experience this was incorrect, as 2/3 of the other races we've met have proven themselves easily more powerful than us.
>>37012203They have? I'm pretty sure we killed a troll basically single-handedly, and captured ogres before, and beat ogress witches.I never said strength was the only factor in attraction.
>>37012117What would a Troll/Orc look like?
>>37012224I don't think either of our troll battles were singlehanded, and the first one we fought nearly had us. Ogres have been stated to be physically stronger than orcs as well, if not as much as trolls.
>>37012224>basically single-handedlylolwut?And you think we could take ashuris in a duel? We only won because we snuk up on her.
>>37012329Our fight against the raiding troll, he was occupied by our bro before we got there, after which we only had help by having nets thrown on it, but we could've killed it earlier.Yeah so? We also dodged her spell and overwhelmed her physically.
>>37012302Yes, and physical strength is all that matters in a fight, of course.
>>37012377once again>it's unlikely for a non-orc to prove himself stronger than an orcthat's what was saidthat's what I disproved
>>37012409>strongerI see no indication that this refers only to how much they can lift.
>>37012422Other than being the definition of the word?
>>37012463So orcs find out which of two orcs is stronger by arm wrestling and wieght lifting?No, the word "strength" does not refer only to physical strength. Hence pysical strength being a phrase that requires the word PHYSICAL in it, because otherwise it's a wider definition/concept.
>>37012564A broader concept popularized by weebs and poor translations. If people mean who would win in a fight they should use the words "better fighter".
>>37012598Maybe that would be the case in your ideal world, but that is not how it works in reality.
>>37012627I'm just using words correctly. It's not just my ideal world, I have Webster on my side at the very least.also >>37012564>So orcs find out which of two orcs is stronger by arm wrestling and wieght lifting?yes
>>37012714>>yesThat's where you're wrong.
>>37012747nah it's where I'm right.