[Happy Holidays, everyone, and welcome to the Christmas Special/Catchup Thread of Magical Girl Noir Quest! On this thread, we'll be summarizing the events from the last 86 threads or so! Let's have a good one this year!]
>>36969781"Yo! Wah, I can't believe it's the third time we're doing this entire thing! I thought the last one was it, really, but I guess the guy running the deal is just too freakin' slow, gwahahaha!""Anyway, yeah, let's kick things off right maximum this Christmas! Usual deal, we'll be goin' through what happened from Thread 163 to whatever thread number it is already, an' then we also got interviews in case ya guys want to ask characters questions and whatnot. The writer may need you players to help clarify some details, because you know how he forgets shit, hahaha!""Anyway, so! What do you guys want to do first? The summary, or drag someone in here kicking and screamin' for your questions?"Questions.Summary.
>>36969819>[X]Questions.Prepare to be bombarded!
>>36969819[x] QUESTION FOR WENDY
>>36969819"And as usual the writer forgets my picture! Really professional here man!"
[X] QUESTIONS>>36969832>that haloDECUUUUU
>>36969781>[X]Summary>>36969848WE KILLED HER
>>36969832>that haloDecu I'll murder you
>>36969819[X] QuestionsHOW CAN CHRISTMAS BE MAXIMUM WHEN KYOUKO IS NOT FULLY ALIVE.
>>36969819>[X]Summary>>36969832You are evil.
>>36969848>>36969860>>36969862Okay, calm your tits, the halo is on a stick, she's just trolling.
>>36969819[x]Questions>>36969832Kyoko pls, no vacation for you.
>>36969819Depends on who we can question.
>>36969819[ ] Summary>>36969870It's just her being in the christmas spirit, yo!
>>36969877She is just too cute.
[x]QuestionsCan YOU explain why you're wearing a halo, or did Deculture just put you up to it?
>>36969882Hopefully Kharn.THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETONAWAKEN MY MASTERSMUSCLE IS BEST AND EATINGTHANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLASHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>36969819[X] Summa- HAHAHA NOPE[X] QUESTIONS!
>>36969860>WE KILLED HERwe were going to have a threesomeshe was gonna marry sayakashe was just two days before retirementthey would have married right afterit was her last assignment for the daythe chief didn't really want to send her, but she insistedher shift had already ended, she wasn't even supposed to be there
>>36969832Fuck you Decu, Kyobro will live! [x] Summary
>>36969870Magical girls don't go to heaven.She's unconscious and bleeding out on the floor of the damned 3rd officio, having one last happy hallucination about maximum Christmas before she dies.
>>36969920If it's just total loss of body it's no big deal as long as we can take her soulgem back.
Sup/tg/'s down, so I can't catch up on missed threads. Could someone link to that one non-suptg archive?
>>36969920I love how everyone kinda glosses over sparky the reject culexus wanted to send her home intactie not deadStill among the livingI think it is pretty safe to bet she ain't dead yet
>>36969933It would be a shame if it were to receive a lick or two along the way.
>>36969961Well, I know I missed two, three threads, but I still can't read them ;_;Thanks anyways.
>>36969965Interesting idea. Can a girl still orgasm if she has no body?
>>36969979Might be considered blowing her mind.
>>36969933Im not sure thats nessicarily the case in the Akashic realm, just look at whats become of Oriko's followers.
>>36969979Maybe Dr. Strauss would know.
>>36969848"Questions it is, then! Let me just see who we can shanghai for an ambush interview, not a lot of folks available durin' Christmas if ya know what I mean, heh, heh.""...What halo? Man, I don't know what you're talking about!"
>>36970017"Anyway, so! Let's get this special started off right! Hopefuly the writer stops forgettin' my freakin' pictures with his posts!""Who do you want to interview first?""Huh, kinda seedy bunch here..."The SpymasterChiakiKharn
>>36970046[X] The Spahmaster
>>36970046[x]KharnWho the fuck is this Spymaster person?
>>36970046>[X]You!Did you borrow the warmaster cap more than the one time Chiaki put it on you?Are you dead or dying?
>>36969998The place twists souls. Gem or no, staying too long may well be fatal.
>>36970046[X] KharnSave the Chiakipus for later.
>>36970046Gotta go with >>36970067[X] Kyouko
>>36970046>[X]KharnSKULLS FOR THE SKULL CRIB
>>36970046>[x]The SpymasterHow do we know that she's really the spymaster tho?
>>36970046[X] The SpatmasterWe must find out who looks the best / has the greatest butt
>>36970046[X] The Spamhamster
MAXIMUM HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
>>36970106Chiaki is the butt expert.
>>36970046>Kharn and Wendy.
>>36970046Who's the spymaster?[X] Chiaki
>>36970046Tempted to vote for spah but...well>[x]Kharn
>>36970046[x]The Spymaster>people forgetting the Spymaster's role in Walpurgisnacht
What ifDecu offers a chance to save KyoukoIn the expense of MidoriWat do
>>36970201Is that even a question
>>36970189>mentioned once >more pressing issues at handNo wonder.
>>36970046Well, that's...actually quite a surprise. I wonder how many people voted for the Spymaster just because they didn't know anything about her.
>>36970201Cry.We can't sacrifice Midori, she's best waifu.Also for practical reasons. Midori hugs can pull us out of FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS mode.
>>36970201This question has been answered beforeNo flatbro left behind>>36970231I voted for her and cause I am wanting her to be Ruri
>>36970231That is exactly the reason I voted how I did.
>>36970201I do it. Bros before hoes, any day, any time.
>>36970231I want to know how devastating that new Chiaki simulation is on their members.
>>36970250Huh, it was answered before?Guess I wasn't following the threads closely enough
>>36970063 >>36970077 >>36970081"Well, that's a shocker! You wanted her, you got her, it's the mysterious Deli Heal girl-kinda lookin' Spymaster of the Twentieth Officio!""Thank you, Miss Kyoko~ I'll let that slide for now, seeing as this is my first time here.""Er...yeah. Anyway, uh, I dunno what you wanna ask her but fire away, everyone!"
>>36970335WHO ARE YOU
>>36970335Whose measurements surprised you the most in the officio?
>>36970335What embarrassing personal secrets about various warmasters or other notable megucas do you know?
>>36970335Who do you like hanging out with?
>>36970335When will you be written about more/show up in the quest more so that we actually remember who the hell you are instead of through jokes?
>>36970335Do you always have a black bar over your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?On a more serious note, describe your experience roleplaying Kharn during the days before Walpurgisnacht.
>>36970335How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a soul gem?
>>36970335Is it true you have a best friend who is half baconFurther, is it true that she is the best?
>>36970335Is your panty collection larger or smaller than Kharn's?
>>36970335How are things with the Chiaki simulation?
>>36970335What are your 3 sizes?What are your REAL 3 sizes?
>>36970335Can I take pictures of your thighs? For science, of course.
>>36970335Is it true that most Callidus rank leaders are friends and keep in contact with each other?
Merry DESIRE, everyone! Have a nice thread!
>>36970335What color panties are best?
>>36970335How do you take care of your hair?How about the hair downstairs?
>>36970335IS GREEN HAIR THE DANGER?
>>36970335>>36970474What color is your hair?
>>36970335How quickly would you say you could recognize lewdness? Did you see it even before entering this scene?How do yo feel about bogans?
>>36970341Anyone I want to be. But for the sake of not totally dodging the question...Yuri Satou, Spymaster of the Twentieth Officio Assassinorum, Yatagarasu XIV of the Imperial Defense Revue, Daughter of Heaven, Servant of Amaterasu. And a partridge in a pear tree.>>36970344Malal's. I'd say 'don't tell her I looked', but, you know. Second place is Enishi's, I was led to believe she was a lot bigger than that. I was a little disappointed.>>36970353The Fourth Warmaster once went an entire week with a refrigerator magnet stuck to her back, and nobody told her. The Sixth Warmaster has six nipples. The Eighth is afraid of the dark. The Tenth uses physical intimacy to escape from the reality that everyone she's ever cared about is deaaad. The Thirteenth's head rolled behind the couch once and nobody found it for three days. The Twentieth can drink two cases of beer in a night when throwing up, and there's this thing with a ping pong ball... ...Well, nevermind the ping pong ball thing.>>36970358I spend most of my free time with my Equerry, 02, though I have occasional visits with a handful of lucky people. I'm usually pretty busy, though.>>36970367Within two hundred threads, I imagine.>>36970368Being Kharn is exhausting, I slept with more Ninth girls than you can even imagine. Just getting used to the tongue is...really exhausting, it's like having an extra arm. And Malal's really kind of a dick. She said my performance was second-rate.Second-rate!I was perfect. I was better than the real thing, all she was doing was shitting herself and puking everywhere!>>36970370[REDACTED]>>36970371No and yes, respectively.>>36970375Smaller. But I've resolved not to give up. Hers can only grow so much now that she's a mom, right? ...Right?>>36970378We had to restart it from scratch when we realized she just rolls over when someone with green hair walks in. I decided it might be better to flub it a little bit than to try and account for that every time.
>>36970534>Enishi not being fatCredibility: discarded
>>36970335Which are the most boring Officios to spy on? Which are the hardest?
>>36970534>The Sixth Warmaster has six nippleskek
>>36970534>We had to restart it from scratch when we realized she just rolls over when someone with green hair walks in.Has anyone tried walking in to the room dressed as Ruri yet?
>>36970534>Who is Heaven
>>36970534I assume you keep track on who's most likely to witch out next.So, who is it?
>>36970560Clearly someone has.BECAUSE SHE'S RURI
>>36970534What does "GREEN HAIR IS THE DANGER" mean?What do 20th Officio members do in their spare time?
>>36970534How much for anal?
>>36970534What's your favorite mission that you can tell us about?
>>36970385'Real' is a difficult concept. I like to think every form I take is 'real', that truth is subjective, and that I should get trading cards made with this kind of information on them.>>36970395You'd have to buy me dinner first. A nice dinner, not beer nuts and Guinness.>>36970397Yes, actually. Once in a while we'll hold a big event where all of the Callidus rank leaders attend and try to one-up each other; I like to use it for scouting potentials, myself.>>36970462Yellow and black striped. Or green and white, I guess.>>36970464Magic, mostly. It's not worth trying to keep up with the daily transformations otherwise.Careful trimming.>>36970474I think it's cute, but I wouldn't call it the danger. You shouldn't believe everything that every important person you see says.>>36970485Usually, yellow-blonde.>>3697050402's suffering. I keep peppermints in my purse, though I guess that's not a snack exactly?>>36970505My lewdar is calibrated to several hundred meters.And I guess that kind of thing is okay for other people? I'm much more of a 'fancy parties in high rises with colorful cocktails and entrees made out of endagered species' person.>>36970547Now, now. I expected a balloon-woman. She's definitely plump, but it's sort of like this comforting kind of plump? Looking at her makes me want to nap.>>36970551The most boring? Probably the Second. That's what delegation's for, though. The hardest...lately, the Seventeenth is a pain, but the Fourth has always been awful. They're super insular and keep pretty thorough records, so the only real way in is to kill someone and steal their identity. And getting caught...well. It's all nasty business.>>36970560Idols are a no-go, she just starts shooting, and even if there's no scientific basis, we're all sort of paranoid the sim-Chiaki will get out somehow like one of the billions of episodes about that on one of those sci-fi shows and start shooting up the place.
>>36970534Did your Incubator just puke fabric on you when he made your costume, or is that what's fashionable nowadays and I'm just an uncultured pleb?
>>36970636>Idols are a no-go, she just starts shooting, and even if there's no scientific basis, we're all sort of paranoid the sim-Chiaki will get out somehow like one of the billions of episodes about that on one of those sci-fi shows and start shooting up the place.Even Lori?
>>36970636Have you ever disguised yourself as Girl A/Murderface/Chiaki?And which of those names do you prefer?
>>36970636What's your opinion about Kirishima Ruri? Have you ever been assigned to stalk her before?
>>36970636What was your worst experience while disguised? What about the best?
>>36970636Is that your actual appearance or is it Callidus tricks for today?
>>36970689Whic-No, I'm not letting you trick me that easily anon.Anyway, I hope it gets answered before we switch characters.
>>36970636What is your opinion on rabbits?
>>36970636Frugal or lavish?Winter or summer?Dom or sub or switch master race?
>>36970718Tell me about the rabbits.
>>36970636So, is the 12th actually that easy to infiltrate, or do you just not try?
>>36970565>>36970566There's this girl in the Tenth who gets picked on every time she comes in to work, and she just lost her father in an accident. She's not part of the elaborate social maneuvering there, though, so she's really got no chance of dragging herself out of it in time, and nobody's really going to try to help her. I'd say she's got minutes, at best. Poor, poor Hacchan.>>36970581It's propaganda against green-haired persons that cropped up on Chirpee somewhere and now everyone thinks it's funny. I don't really understand it, either, maybe I'm out of touch...?Honestly, when I have a free moment I've started working on assembling models and calligraphy. It helps keep my hands busy, otherwise I start smoking. And eating. I'm trying to do less of both before it starts to show.>>36970600Government secrets. ...'Government Secrets for Anal' could fit on a business card, hmm.>>36970624The one I'll always remember is Bogota, but I don't really get missions I can talk about. I did infiltrate the Ninth once as a rookie, and I got to be Vin's torture-pet for a few days until the old Spymaster bailed me out.It's, ah. A strange thing to look upon fondly, huh? I feel like that's when I got serious about my career, though.>>36970646It sounds like something he'd do, thinking it would evoke the power of the human spirit or...something.>>36970658Who?>>36970667Yes. I think 'Girl A' has a kind of sexy mystique, but I spent most of my career being called 'One'.>>36970675Kirishima's probably a sociopath, but our Incubator likes her. We end up doing a surprising amount of work with 2020 - we're in the same business, in some ways. Personally, I want to see how long she can keep her career going before she starts smoking meth and also cocks in an alleyway.
>>36970636If the rumors are true in that the Twentieth Officio consists of nothing but Callidus, how much harder is it to operate?In this layman's opinion, the absence of Eversors and Vindicare would make an Officio inflexible
>>36970754Well then, why don't you get your ass over there and help Hacchan? We can just question someone else in the meantime.
>>36970754What went down in Bogota? Did Aztechnology-equivalent put their hands in the blood magic jar again? Or was it just good old drug lords and mafia wars?
>>36970754>Who?That anon was referring to Iori Minase.
>>36970678The hardest thing to deal with is, generally speaking, the close relationships of the people you're disguised as. At least, in deep cover missions, which is what I usually end up doing. It's also sort of an amazing feeling when you can trick someone's lover into believing you're someone important to them. I don't even feel bad about it, honestly, it's funny and it's a rush and you might get a few wonderful nights out of it, too. I've LEARNED things during those missions. Sexy things.>>36970684Callidus tricks every day, darling. You can see my face when I'm dead.>>36970719Lavish, summer, and Dom. I'll switch, but not without a fight. I mean, the fight is the half the fun.>>36970718>>36970721Not now, Lenny. George is working.>>36970727I've got people on it and I get results. I haven't seen a need to do it personally.>>36970758We still have squads trained to operate as enforcers and snipers - headed up by 02 and I, respectively, in fact. But we do handle Callidus exclusively, and we prefer to use those talents creatively.>>36970784Not my problem!>>36970802It's been years and I'm still not entirely sure how to relate it. I intend to devote a good chunk of my memoirs to Bogota and everything that happened because of what we went through there, but it's too long a story to relate right now.>>36970835Well I guess I could bring the real one in. It could be funny......Oh! That nice dead girl is giving me the evil eye. Sorry, darlings~ Remember, I'm watching everything Miss Matsuda does!Everything.
What would you most like to know (that you don't know already)?
>>36970894>that nice dead girlI want to get off this ride.
>>36970894>Not my problem!Truly a heartless meguca
>>36970980They all are.
>>36970894Who is best waifu and why is it Charles?
>>36970894"Alright, that was Yuri Satou, Spymaster of the Twentieth Officio Assassinorum, Yatagarasu XIV yay yay blah blah blah she really likes her freakin' titles. Let's give her a round of applause, folks!""Now that she's out of here, what say we start on the first part of the catch-up thing? I'm gonna start us off until we get to a good point, then we'll pause and do another interview. Feel free to chime in if I miss a detail or two!"
>>36971024Did you make that halo yourself?
>>36971037Chiaki helped her make it.
Inb4 the halo isn't actually tied to the stickIts a stick tied to her halo
>>36969781Why does the OP image feel so ominous? That apple isn't supposed to be eaten to that extent.
>>36971024Are you with the Blessed Lady now?
>>36971024"So, right after we did the last catch-up thread, Chiaki finally got to interrogate NECO, amateur journalist an' all around pain in the butt (pain to the max!) of all Magical Girls alive." "Stuff was said, a cat got very nearly ventilated right in the face because she just didn't know when to shut up, but in the end Chiaki managed to get enough passwords to unlock all her diary entries and also make a deal with the interpid journalist. Of sorts. Overall it didn't go exactly as planned for either side, but that's what ya get for just being on opposite sides of the fence. And one side being a huge freakin' troll about it, I swear."[1/2]
>>36971186Looks like they missed some perfectly eatable apple on the bottom, too.
>>36971244"Then after that, Chiaki decides to let off some stress by doing a bit of Golden Weapon training with Sayaka-chan. After a moment's indecision with what shiny thing to wave around screamin', she decides on those fancy axes with the chainsaw teeth in 'em, and meets the Blueberry in one of the main sparrin' dojos made for the Eversor Rank.""A little bit into the training, Chiaki wakes the spirit of the Chainaxes up, and it's here that we meet Risa Scoobydoobydoo, who is completely fucking insane. She looks kinda cute, but those snappers, I don't know how to deal with them, seriously. She got cute wolf ears at least, I'll give her that.""After a bit of banter and ol' Murderface gettin' an earful about what it takes to really unlock the full potential of the Golden thingies, she goes an' says yes to Risa's idea of fun.""BIG MISTAKE."[2/3]
>>36970201Save both somehow or die trying
>>36971347A+ Risa art and name.
>>36971347"Apparently Risa's idea of fun is to scare the everliving bajeezus out of a sparring partner by goin' at 'em with a LIVE weapon, so that goes down as well as anything like that would: Chiaki and Sayaka start beatin' the everliving CRAP out of each other. They were spittin' curses at each other, manhandling the other person around, drippin' sweat as much as hate -- If they didn't want to kill each other so freakin' bad I'da felt NTR'd by the entire thing!""The fight goes down to just bare-knuckle brawlin' after a coupla minutes, and whether by pure luck or she was just that jazzed with the Golden Weapons, Chiaki manages to knock Sayaka out before passing out herself. She wakes up soon after, an' she and Sayaka get a few moments to talk to each other and figure out how just to work together better. Ya know, sappy shit like that.""That ends well enough, and a bit of time after that, Chiaki gets the great idea to try an' contact whoever's inside her Golden Desert Eagle."[3/4]
>>36971546"Surprise - not only is the ghost inside the Golden Desert Eagle Chiaki herself - her past self anyway - but three of the fuckers! Ya got Braids, a cute little moeblob with a speech impediment harsher than Midori's, Dildoes, who sounds like the biggest tryhard ever with a thousand dildos up her ass, an' Murderface, whose EDGE is so EXTREME that she can probably murder someone with just her face if she wanted to. She's so edgy she fuckin' shits razor blades or something!""Anyway, they get to talkin', and Chiaki manages to fill a lot of gaping holes in her past - well, the past that every freakin' Chiaki out there seems to have except her. Loads of stuff gets revealed, and the three stooges freak out when they find out about Pinky and Malal and what's up. They also talk about some other Chiaki who's like really slutty and I don't really talk to in my dreams or whatever, but yeah. They make a decision on what to do from this point on, an' Chiaki finally lets 'em go.""Some more stuff happens after that - Chiaki handlin' the paperwork, then goin' on a smash-and-grab mission with me an' Sayaka."[4/5]
>>36971546I can really feel the action.
>>36971651>They also talk about some other Chiaki who's like really slutty and I don't really talk to in my dreams or whatever,-That is a very specific denial there brouko.
>>36971651"That's for later though, let's get another interview goin' here! Who do you want to talk to next?"KharnWendyYuma
>>36971685>Yumalets bully her
>>36971685All three at the same time.
>>36971685>YumaGood girl time!
>>36971685>YumaI really want Wendy but she had her time last recap if I recall correctly, so Yuma it is!
>>36971685>YumaI want to know how shes doing
>>36971685KharnI wanna know the state of those kids, Kharn!!!!!
>>36971685[x]Yuma>don't be shy, Yuma, speak up>cmon, girl, don't be a wallflower!
>>36971685[X] Kharn molesting Wendy while boh answer our questions!
Could we have a time schenanigans Q&A with Kharn's twins?
>>36971708 >>36971714 >>36971741"Votes are in and counted up! You picked ol' Cat Ears herself, Chitose Yuma, AKA Omegon, AKA Don'tbullyherorIswearI'mgonnagetallofyer.""Thank...thank you, Miss Kyoko. I'm glad to be here, and I'll try my best to answer all their questions.""Alright, sure. Just...if they try to bully you or somethin', just tell me and I'll come down on 'em like a bad ending, okay?""I will, Miss Kyoko. Thanks.""Right. You guys...treat her right, okay? Now go an' ask your questions."
>>36972070How's your jaw & everything doing?
>>36972070Is there anyone in your love life right now? Even if it's unrequited.
>>36972070What would you do if Kyouko died
How do you feel about kyoko's new....."accessory"
>>36972070Are you Raiden nao?
>>36972070How you feeling? Everything alright?
>>36972070What would you do if Kyoko died?
>>36972070When are you teaming up with Mordred?
>>36972070How you been doing? Getting enough Kyokuddles while you've been out of action?
>>36972070How did Miss Malal train you? What kind of rigors did she put you through?
>>36972070Are you shocked by your continued possession of kneecaps?
>>36972070Would you a Pinky?
>>36972070What people that you haven't personally met do you think you'd get along with best?
>>36972070Would you say your butt is more or less nice than Kyoko's?
>>36972070What are your feelings towards the warmaster now?
>>36972070How would you feel if Miss Kyouko died and you never got a chance to speak to her again?
>>36972070What was the last 'normal' thing you did most recently? Like, something that made you feel like a regular girl your age and not a magical mercenary with her soul literally ripped out of her body?
>>36972070What are some of the Cluexus specific tasks that the Officio gives you to do?Can your suit be adjusted to have nil effects on other magical girls? I think Malal's default used to be at the 90% limiter setting.
>>36972070So which of these is your themesong now:RULES OF NATURETIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHINDI AM MY OWN MASTER NOWRAIN FALLS ON THE TERRAINTHIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICEMOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKEIT HAS TO BE THIS WAY?
>>36972070What sort of activities would you do if you didn't have to wear the Culexus hardsuit?
>>36972070How does it feel to not do anything wrong?
>>36972070Anons are far less lewd around you than other characters. Are you happy to escape this chucklefuckery or sad that nobody sees you as a real girl?
>>36972070How would your opinion of Chiaki be affected if, in the same vein as Kharn, she ended up bedding a lot of women?
>>36972070What color and style is your underwear?
>>36972070Would you describe yourself as good in bed?Will Kyoko stop the indecent questions from going through?
>>36972083My jaw is fine. It's...still healing, and I can't chew solid foods yet, but it's on the mend.>>36972090Yes. But I'm trying to put her out of my mind at the moment, there are other things to focus on for now.>>36972093...I honestly don't know what I'll do. I've long thought that it was impossible to kill her - she's the sort of person who wouldn't die even if you killed her again and again. But everyone dies, and I think if that fate comes for Miss Kyoko....well, there'd be mourning for sure. And probably a lot of drinking....Next question, please.>>36972105Hm? A new accessory? Is she wearing a new eyepatch? She changes it up sometimes, I don't think it's new.>>36972106No. I'm not cut out for extensive augmentation anyway.>>36972106I can't complain. I'm still here, and I still have a purpose to fulfill.>>36972115Already answered, but I'll add that I'll do anything to make sure it doesn't happen. I'll willingly trade my own life for hers if that's what it takes.>>36972117...Maybe.
>>36972311Have you considered decorating your outfit like a Christmas Tree for that festive feeling?
>>36972311>Yes. But I'm trying to put her out of my mind at the moment, there are other things to focus on for now.
>>36972311The halo, Kyoko's wearing a halo on a stick.Would you mind testing to see whether is a halo-on-a-stick or a stick-on-a-halo?
>>36972334The stick is just wishful thinking anon.
>>36972311What are your hobbies, ambitions, and dreams?
>>36972311How many dates in before butt-fun is on the table?
>>36972367Well for the right girl I'm sure the answer is 0, no dates needed.
>>36972311>>Yes. But I'm trying to put her out of my mind at the moment, there are other things to focus on for now.Haruka?
>>36972311>I'll willingly trade my own life for hers if that's what it takes.Well, it was nice knowing you.
>>36972311How good are you at videogames ? Does the Ninth have game tourneys ?
>>36972311Are there plans to increase recruitment at the Ninth to try to build up the Culexus numbers?
>>36972334I thought one of the Cluexus specialties was death prediction, which is how they get skulls painted on their helmet.Wouldn't Yuma be one of the first people to know ?
>>36972311I hear the culexus corp is quite close knitDo they all share one room these days?
>>36972118Kyokuddles...? Er, well, Miss Kyoko does get huggy and all, I suppose. But I'm doing fine, like I said.>>36972126Miss Malal trains a Culexus from day one to be one with her suit. Not only do we have to do everything with the suit on - with the exception of when we have to attend to calls of natures or hygiene, stuff like that - but we also have to make sure that it's maintained properly, inside and out, twenty-four seven. It's the only dress we'll ever get to wear out for the rest of our lives.As for specific training exercises, well...there's this specific one that makes you realize just what you're capable of as a Culexus when you're pushed to your limit. Miss Malal goes around to try and find a Nightmare Barrier, then calls the entire rank into it. The initiate is then sent out to vaporize the Witch on her own with her suit disabled. Using nothing but your own anti-magic.It's...well. It's the only Officio training exercise with a near 100% failure rate. No Culexus has ever managed it, except for Miss Malal herself.>>36972136Every day.>>36972143...Next question, please.>>36972146I think I'd get along well with some of the Culexus from the Seventeenth? I hear they're a nice bunch, if a bit aloof. I'd like to trade notes with their Rank Leader there, maybe even arrange for a few of them to transfer over to us. We desperately need new blood.>>36972149I...less. Definitely less.>>36972191I still think the Warmaster still has a lot of baggage to deal with her past. Not just Miss Cooldown, but...she just has a lot to deal with, and I'm not too sure if she can do it with her current duties. She is trying her best, though, in her own abrasive way, and you have to give credit to where it's due.>>36972196...Next question, please.>>36972198I had tea with Miss Haruka. She offered to help paint a new design on my helmet. We spent the entire afternoon looking for new designs.
>>36972516What happened to your nose? Did you injure it?
>>36972516Have you considered investing in actual cat ears, so people wouldn't bother you about your hair looking like cats ears?
>>36972554I don't think that's an issue when you wear the helmet all the time.
>>36972516Can Culexus have girlfriends ? How does it work with their... condition ?
>>36972516>I...less. Definitely less.Please don't sell yourself short.
>>36972641I love these pictures.
>>36972516Why do you think the Warmaster and Kyoko get along so well?
>>36972210Some of them I can't really talk about here, but one of my duties involve being on-call in case one of the squads in the Witch-hunting rotation needs Culexus backup for some reason or another. As I'm just the one left, I tend to get the calls where things are getting really hairy.I'm also required to try and predict what kind of threats may attack the Officio, from within and without. That's the Prognosticator part of my duties, but I admit it's never been something I've been good at. Miss Haruka's much better and much more experienced at it than I am, which is why I default to her most of the time.And yes, my suit can be adjusted to dampen my abilities enough that people feel more at ease around me. But some girls are just more sensitive than others - like Miss Sayaka.>>36972212I think they're all pretty great, but the third one has a nice ring to it.>>36972229Swimming. I've always wanted to go swimming. Maybe professionally.>>36972245...? I have no idea what that feels.>>36972250A little bit from Column A, a little bit from Column B. Although I probably shouldn't be surprised, hahaha.>>36972286Strawberry print.>>36972289...I have no experience in the matter, and thus unqualified to answer. Sorry.>>36972322...N-no...>>36972334Huh? I don't really know what you're talking about. Besides, I doubt Miss Kyoko would appreciate me messing around with her accessories.>>36972347...No comment.>>36972367N-no comment!
>>36972664Just wave your hand above Kyoko's head when she drags you away.Also put some bandages on that, you shouldn't expose that to open air. And remember to change them a few times per day!
>>36972664>N-no comment!Aaaah, I see, I see. Yeah, totally get that. You go girl!
>>36972664Will we get to see the reindeer costume again this year?
>>36972664>...? I have no idea what that feels.That's not true at all! You feel that every day!
>>36972427...Yes. Please don't tell her. She has a lot on her plate already. She doesn't need to know about that.>>36972456Sometimes, yes. I'm not the videogame wrecking machine that Miss Rea is, but I can hold my own in fighting games. I've also started getting into First Person Shooters, too.>>36972485Yes. I already have a few promising individuals scouted. I only need to give them to the Warmaster directly after the Prophet mission.>>36972504. . .>>36972547No, it's just an old scar from before I took up the contract. I don't like to look at it much.>>36972554But that would give me four cat ears. I'd be some kind of cat-eared freak!>>36972592Either find another Culexus you can tolerate the presence of long enough to like each other, or find a girl who loves you enough that she's okay with seeing you only in the inside of a Silent Room.But yes, it can work. There's just a lot more obstacles in the way.>>36972655Miss Kyoko easily makes friends with everyone, so it's not a surprise that even the most unlikable of the Ninth is friends with her. ...That said, I do notice that they gel extremely well together, even with the Warmaster's bouts of amnesia. They never fail to bond, even if it gets rocky during the start. I think it's because Miss Kyoko sees a lot of her younger sister in the Warmaster? That's only my guess, though. Miss Kyoko never really talks about her family.
>>36972890If you took Haruka on a first date, where would you take her?
>>36972890>videogame wrecking machine that Miss Rea isBest loli
>>36972890Why not a cat ear design for your helmet?
>>36972890If you could get a more fashion-conscious Culexus outfit, would you? Cause honey, those shoulder-pads are just NO! And that helm is SO 2009!
>>36972890How do you feel about the idea that there are realities with different rules, where being a magical girl is still a path of suffering, but isn't an automatic death sentence?
>>36972937The skull's eyes already look like cat ears.
>>36972890"Arright, those are enough questions fer now! Yuma, they didn't get too private with the questions, did they?""N-no, of course not, Miss Kyoko. Only a few of the questions made me uncomfortable, and only slightly. I had fun, thank you.""Yeah...right. Off you go, then. And don't come back!""I will, Miss Kyoko! And, uh, they kept telling me to ask you about your new accessory? A halo or something, on a stick?""Whaaaat? That's crazy! Get out of here, kid, we got a summary to continue!"
>>36972966Kyoko Kyoko Kyoko, some anons asked her lewd things! Really lewd!
>>36973009hush, anon, nobody likes a tattletale
>>36973009Oh please anon, they were barely even a little lewd.
>>36973080A little? Someone asked about buttstuff!
>>36973090Buttstuff is only the threshold of lewd.
>>36973090You're new, aren't you?
>>36973107I know buttstuff is really really lewd anon, you can't fool me!
>>36972966"Alright, so! After talkin' to the Three Stooges, Chiaki goes on the smash-and-grab mission, which ends on a good note - a good note bein' that we're all still in one piece and we got what we came for. We manage to get back to Mitakihara on one of Chiaki's stolen planes, and along the way, she learns stuff about the thing we were sent to steal -- err, retrieve -- and isn't too happy about it.""She also goes and talks to Kirika for the first time in a long while, and they reach an agreement of sorts when they talk about what to do with Oriko.""Chiaki gets up into more Officio-managing shenanigans after that, including throwing a fuckin' tomato at NECO during an M-idol show. Hah, I wish I was there to capture it on camera, that would've been awesome to see!"[1/2]
>>36973212Wah! W-what are they gonna do in the seashell?
>>36973361Everything they can't do on the sea floor.
>>36973390They should have gotten on the seabed instead.
>>36973212"Chiaki gets home after that, has dinner with Midori, and goes to sleep - only to find herself in a nightmare with those freaky doll things and her slutty self that, you know, can at least try not to be a big of a bitch when she's trying to get my attention. She gets woken up by Sayaka who gets her out of bed by twin-turbo bitching, telling her that she needs to go train and shit. Chiaki then proves just how much of a softy she is to green-haired chicks by trying to say goodbye to Midori, but ends up bringin' her along instead. Ha!""But instead of training, it's actually a meeting between Chiaki and a rep of the Golden Church - a kinda religious sect that also got burned by the Prophet's attacks. They finally meet up, along with Mami an' a few other people, and Chiaki got the biggest surprise of her life when she met the rep - it was none other than Wendy Cooldown herself, her ex for long ago!""...Freakin' Callidus, man, seriously. You don't know if they're really dead, or just on a long assignment, or whatever."[2/3]
>>36973417>goes to sleep WITH MIDORIThat was a big deal.
>>36973445Haven't they been fucking like rabbits since then? I know it's been at least twice more.
>>36973417>that, you know, can at least try not to be a big of a bitch when she's trying to get my attentioDammit kyouko stop talking to slutty dark Chiakis its not good for you
>>36973361They're diving for pearls, obviously
>>36973472It was a big deal because it was the first time.
>>36973445>A big deal
>>36973417>her slutty self that, you know, can at least try not to be a big of a bitch when she's trying to get my attention.
>>36973417"So Wendy and Chiaki sorta reconnect then and there, it's all nice and sweet, but Midori's not exactly thrilled about the entire thing, so she gives our Murderface the ol' tongue hockey business while she and Wendy are talkin' about how to deal with Oriko. I'm...I'm actually proud of her for that? Don't tell her or nothin', you're gonna make her too big for her spats or somethin', but yeah. That was pretty maximum of her, I loved it!""Anycase, that had the potential to make the entire meeting go to shit, but thankfully Mami was there to smoothen things out. Also, something else happened that made it hard to worry about that kinda thing - namely Yuma calling in to warn Chiaki that Misaka was in trouble. Prophet trouble.""So everyone just drops it and goes to save her. Chiaki goes and picks Wendy and Sayaka to help her get to Misaka the fastest, and they manage it after a lot of spooky shit going down in Chiaki's Time Stop.""They find that the fucking WAREHOUSE that Misaka chills in is on FIRE. LITERALLY ON FIRE. A FUCKING WAREHOUSE FULL OF AMMO, GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES ON FIRE.""Seriously, it was pretty cool. But uh, it was also very dangerous, and we were very concerned for Misaka at the time. Chiaki especially."[3/4]
>>36973580>>36973510Why are clara dolls so adorable when they're not being psychotic
>>36973619>implying Clara Dolls aren't always being psychotic.
>>36973629Adorable, you mean.
>>36973629Actively psychotic, at least.It probably has something to do with being an entirely-unhealthy-but-comforting thought about actually being able to interact with your psyche.This is probably why crazy fucks make tulpas.
>>36973580"On the scene, they also find Tiny Pete, Misaka's huge robot buddy fighting off the rest of the Prophet's goons. Chiaki sends Wendy in to get Misaka out of that gorgeous house fire, seriously I wish I was there to just feel the heat, you know. Chiaki then tries to help Tiny Pete but he says 'yo, I've got it covered, go an' get Misaka outta there' and so Chiaki goes to do just that.""Inside the house Chiaki bumps into the Red Culexus - the bitch responsible for what's been going down, settin' people on fire with her Culexus bullshit - and she immediately goes to town on her ass with the Desert Eagle. Blam, blam, blam, down goes Barbeculexus, but instead of a real kill it's not, because it was just a Callidus inna helmet. Wendy then comes out with Misaka and get out of there before shit explodes. And man did it explode!""After making sure Misaka's okay and stuff, Chiaki goes on and does more Warmaster stuff - paperwork, shootin' kneecaps off of people, that deal. We also spend some time eatin' and drinkin' and shootin' the shit, that was fun, although, uh, let's just keep some stuff in that conversation private, yeah? Don't want to make this all awkward and shit."[4/5]
>>36973715Yaaaaay Didney worrll!
>>36973715"Chiaki gets to be finally ratified as a REAL LIFE Warmaster after that, an' we get to see how good Midori looks in a uniform, and all that jazz. That was pretty great, actually - I'm real proud of Chiaki for gettin' to that level, and say what you want about her, but she pulls off the fuckin' hat like nobody's business. Anyone can wear the hat, but it really takes someone special to make it look good.""It's also during the ratification that Chiaki meets one of the very first Warmasters of the Ninth, namely Karasawa Vintage. Through her and Kyuubey, she learns something about the Akashic Realm. ...Yeah I can actually say Akashic Realm, ya know, I ain't that much of a hick, but I like sayin' Wookie World more. Deal with it.""Right after this, Chiaki gets a message from Lucius, the leader of the captured Third from the Kirishima op. Says she wants to bargain for Oriko's location. Chiaki goes to indulge her in her Silent Room, and learns that Oriko is hiding inside Wookie World - and only Lucius knows where the heck in that hellhole the Prophet is. In exchange for that, she wants a rematch.""Chiaki says no deal, and has Yuma rip the information out of her skull through her own brand of Culexus bullshit. Of course, this triggers some sorta security measure, and Yuma gets toastyfaced. She pulls through it, though, and helps organize a kill-squad to finally end things once and for all."[5/6]
>>36973822inb4 the recap ends with "And then she left me to die."
>>36973847And then the Prophet died and everyone got ice cream and everyone was happy forever the end.
>>36973866What about the lactose intolerant anon?
>>36973882Yeah, what about me?!
>>36973822"The kill-team, consistin' of Chiaki, Sayaka, Mami, Wendy and yours truly, gets sent directly into Wookie World, an' stuff's been happenin' which brings us neatly to the last thread! And there, we're all caught up!""Hahaha, not as much to catch up on this time, I think! Well, obviously more than that's happened, I skipped through some details, but that's the general gist of things. So there ya go, a summary of things that happened through Thread 163 to Thread 249!""God I hope this is the last fuckin' time I do one of these things! Or maybe it is, hahaha!""So, last interviewee for the thread and this year's Christmas! Make it count!"Who do you want to interview?Wendy.Kyoko.The Transcendent One
>>36973906>>[X]The Transcendent One
>>36973906[x] KYOUKOAlso I'm kinda disappointed we didn't summon the Warmaster of Good Fortune
>>36973906>[x]The Transcendent One
>>36973906[x] The Transcendent One
>>36973906>"God I hope this is the last fuckin' time I do one of these things! Or maybe it is, hahaha!"Kyoko. Kyoko pls.also>The Transcendent One
>>36973906>[X]Kyoko.Last chance after all.
>>36973906AHA! Your halo is gone!
>>36973906>Kyoko.WAIT WHERE DID THE HALO ON A STICK GO
And Wendy is rejected once again. As it should be.
>>36973906[x]The Transcendent One
>>36973906>[x] The Transcendent One
>>36973969Even with Decu giving her another chance
>>36973906The Transcendent One
>>36973969to be fair, the competition this round is unfair
>>36973989To be fair, she went last summary.
>>36973906>[x]WendyThe halo's gone! We believed hard enough and were rewarded!
Surprised nobody posted this yet. My favorite part is how hope correlates to health.
>>36973906[X]The Transcendent OneLet's get Homucifer on here
>>36973906>The Transcendent One>filename
>>36974036Stupid sexy Madokas...
>>36973906>[X]The Transcendent One
>>36974036That kind of health should be illegal!
>>36974036Why does the body-armor and studded leather get me harder than either of the revealing outfits? I don't even like that stuff!
So, in between posts, work has been really rough lately and a drawing commission took a lot longer than I expected so there hasn't been much MGNQ stuff lately. Didn't even have time to prepare anything holiday themed. But here's a silly cute doodle for you guys. Merry Christmas!
>>36974214Yup, that's a cute doodle. I'm just going to go have a heart attack in a corner for a bit, don't mind me.
>>36974214D'awww. Thanks Hat-chan.
>>36974234Capital idea! I might just steal it.
I hope all of you Noirfags have a happy Christmas.
>>36974214Merry Christmas!>>36974036Merry Madomas! Lewdmas?
>>36973917 >>36973920 >>36973925 >>36973930"Welp. You guys wanted to end this Christmas Special on this kinda feeling, I ain't stoppin' ya. Here's the freakin' blight of the universe, the shadow of the underdark, and the Bane of All Things Living and Sacred - Akuma Homura, AKA Homusatan, AKA The Transcendent One, AKA the dumb broad in a chintzy, slutty black feather dress.""I've always liked that about you, Kyoko. You can be very blunt and plain in your way of speaking. It's a shame your intellect never developed the ability to decide when it is appropriate and when it isn't.""Yeah? Well you can go kick rocks, Transcendent Bitch! You guys yell back when you're done, I ain't stickin' around for this crap!""Admirable to the last. Very well, then. What would you like to know?"What do you want to ask The Transcendent One?
>>36974362What did you wish for when you became a magical girl?(Reminder that post-madokami homohomu didn't actually have the shield or her time stop, she had that black bow. Implying a different wish. What a witch does in her own barrier is irrelevant.)
>>36974362Do you wear anything under that dress, or are you actually as slutty as best girl believes?
>>36974362What will we need to do for you to get you to save Kyouko?
>>36974362Why are you trying to get Kyouko's attention? Why are you visiting her in your dream, and what are you talking to her about?
>>36974362Do you like what you turned Madoka into?
>>36974362Which Magical Girls could step to you in a rap battle? Because I heard some of them talking a whole lotta trash but not doing shit about it.
>>36974362How did it feel getting shot by Chiaki?
>>36974362Would you be willing to fuck your other selves?
>>36974362Why not get some other shmuck to take Madoka's place in the Law of Cycles? It can't be that hard to convince someone.
>>36974362So how many times have you asked your other selves to stop what they are doing in return of giving back the simple lives of booze and whatever? Any of them give sass like Chiaki?
>>36974362Is it just the dress, or are your three sizes that much more than Chiaki's?
>>36974362Which Clara doll do you hate the least? The most?
>>36974362Aren't you a little young to be drinking?
>>36974362Has "Love" arrived yet?
>>36974362Is there anybody in the world that annoys you more than your other selves or the Clara Dolls? Anyone that comes close?
>>36974474I bet it's the same reason that Pinky, Malal and Madoka are all at varying degrees of health.
>>36974362So what do you do besides troll the other Megukas relentlessly? Also tell captcha to stop giving me stupid bullshit.
>>36974362Should Chiaki try buttstuff?
>>36974474They're full of magical girl things, like hopes and dreams. Mostly ones stolen from other people, but still, good stuffing material.
>>36974362Have you EVER gotten any from Madoka?And if you had 24 hours of private time with Madoka would that solve your issues?
>>36974362Do you listen to My Chemical Romance? How many times have you cut yourself? Can you read us one of your angsty poems?
>>36974214>>36974252>>36974298I'm a bit on the lazy recycled side too, sadly. Merry Christmas, guys.
>>36974362Why?Please answer without insults.
>>36974385That's a secret. It's like giving away the name of your Servant in a Grail game. Besides, you can probably tell what I wished for, right?>>36974386There's no need for underwear where I'm going. Stockings are a must, though.>>36974401Ask yourself this, my dear. When you're begging the Devil for a deal, is it a good indicator of how badly you've fucked up this time?Anyway, whatever you're offering, I'm turning it down. To see you all squirm in your seats when it happens will be worth anything you can offer.>>36974405You've been paying attention so far, haven't you? The Kyoko of this timeline is...special. There's something new about her - something about her missing eye, I believe. Like all curious souls, I wish to know more about her. And it. More it than her, really.>>36974413...No. And I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for it.>>36974423Always in moderation.>>36974428Rap battles are for proles. We duel differently where I come from.>>36974429A very enlightening experience, made much more memorable by my headless body sitting up and recovering all my broken teeth.
>>36974548I forget that Chiaki has witchey eyes, sometimes. I hope Kharn's kids come out alright.>>36974578Is it only when she's dreaming that you can talk to Kyoko? You seemed a bit more insistent with Malal whenever she didn't have the antimagic condom suit on....Actually, better question, what the hell were you planning with Malal? Trying the easy route first?
>>36974578>goes no-pan>approves of buttstuff in moderation>disregards rap battlesRight, well, looks like I have a new deity. How does one sign up?
>>36974578>Rap battles are for proles. We duel differently where I come from.You're just saying that because you got no flow, aren't you?
>>36974578How far does your influence reach in this time?Which officios have you touched, if any?
>>36974578What are the best pleasures in life?
>>36974548Chiaki looking sharp!
>>36974578Do you approve of certain someone's appreciation for FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS?
>>36974615>>36974578Do you have anything set up equivalent to the Church of the Blessed Lady?
>>36974578Do you actually care about anybody other than Madoka?
>>36974578What did you like about Madoka?
>>36974578How do you feel about strapons and pegging?
>>36974699She showed up out of the blue, was the first friendly face she'd seen in months outside of the hospital, proceeded to actually save her life and be kind to her.Homuhomu imprints HARD, see chiaki and mami for an equivalent example.
>>36974578Do you think Chiaki has a chance of pulling it all off?Are you scared?
>>36974713>peggingSince that wouldn't involve Madoka, probably doesn't give a shit about it.
>>36974720Hard enough for over 1000 timelines to try and save her?
>>36974578>When you're begging the Devil for a dealYou're not the Devil, you're just a pompous self-aggrandizing failure.
>>36974728It's not something I'd expect her to enjoy, sure, but would she go for it to further her goals?
>>36974578How would you feel about some selfcest with Chiaki?
>>36974768All this time these twelve thousand years I know AISHITERUEight thousand years from the time that I've met you my love grows strong than ever beforeWords can't say of this time I've been waiting to share my love with youI'd give you my life, I would give you the world to see you smiling every dayOne hundred million and two thousand years from now AISHITERUI want you to know since you came in my life every day, every night you give light into the darkest skiesAll these twelve thousand yearsI've been loving you
>>36974768Your question answers itself
>>36974785Is it better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven?Do the Madokas lost to you lie thick as autumnal leaves that strow the brooks in Vallombrosa, under amazement at her hideous change?
>>36974430Maybe if they clean themselves up first, and if I was bored at the time, then sure. Why not.>>36974465You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a sucker like that. Nope, I've got to do this the right way, or else something else may come around and fuck everything up.>>36974470My attempt with the Nameless One was the first, actually, on the basis that she was the only one it'd work on. All the others were so doggedly devoted to ruining my work.And yes, they have back-sassed.>>36974474Anything's possible when you're the Devil.>>36974479I hate them all. Deceitful, hideous things.No, I don't have any favorites, hating or liking or otherwise.>>36974487Trust me, I'm old enough.>>36974495It's supposed to have arrived a long time ago, but I've seen neither hide nor hair of it. I'm sure it's hear somewhere, though. In this timeline. The Dolls say they've found it, but I'm never really sure about them.
>>36974785Maybe if you were less of a cunt you'd have a patsy by now.
>>36974844What even was that drink, anyway?
>>36974362Is Pinky the Madoka you love? What is your plan for her?
>>36974844Aside from Madoka and the various other incarnations of you, were there anyone else who have been able to really challenge you or throw wrenches in your plan?
>>36974844On a one to ten scale how dangerous of a waifu are you?
>>36974964>WE ARE ORZBest campers.
>>36974844What do you think of Midori?
>>36974844Did you cut yourself on all that edge when you fell?
>>36974844Why are you so uncute? That outfit is so last decade you know? Get with the times.
>>36975056>>36974844Like, there's tearing off some infinite power for yourself and then there's being melodramatic
>>36974500No. There's no one, really.>>36974522Make sure this plan I've got rolling along keeps rolling along without any issues.And collecting Soul Gems, I suppose. They always shine the brightest right before they shatter.>>36974526I'm...sure it'll come up soon enough with how she handles relationships? I don't see why she needs my approval for it.>>36974532Next question....NEXT QUESTION.>>36974543Hahaha! Please leave.>>36974555Because I deserve it. Because I deserve Madoka.>>36974611You can say that. You try to be diplomatic, but sometimes there's just no pleasing other people.>>36974615Through faith and prayer, my dear. Through faith and prayer.>>36974619Get out.>>36974639It reaches quite far, but only to those susceptible to it.And you may say I've touched all the ones that truly matter in the long run.>>36974640Love. Singular. Nothing defeats it. I highly recommend it. >>36974643I find myself always partial to red wine. It goes with nearly everything.>>36974649Of course. It's always entertaining when it happens.>>36974672Not at the moment, but that's a thought, I suppose. I try to cut out the middleman and work with my employees instead.>>36974690No.
>>36974844What's the secret behind your amazing hair?
>>36975091How pissed off are you that Chiaki has at least three girls in love with her and she loved at least two back?
>>36975091Among all the girls you've slept with, how many times did you call out Madoka's name at the height of passion instead of the one of the girl you were with the time? Was it embarrassing? Did they all dump you?
>>36975091>I don't see why she needs my approval for it.More like advice, really. I mean, if you are a buttslut then it should follow...
>>36975140>yfw Chiaki is Love>The dolls found her>She pisses homusatan the fuck off>She still has homuClassic abilities, like some of the other dolls do>Pretty much the thing that sets her apart from all the other homus is how much she cares about people who aren't Madoka
>>36975091How about a 6some with Chiaki, Pinkie, Midori, Wendy, and Iori?
>>36975172Woah... woah... WOAH!!!
>>36975172>Chiaki is LoveWhat is this a Shyamalan movie?
>>36975172... That makes scary amounts of sense.
>>36975172Oh my. Oh my oh my.
>>36975091Are you the cake?
>>36975172IoriMidoiri Wendy Half of the girls in the office Crap she is a love machine even before the hat
>>36975172Except that Braids loved/obsessed over Sayaka.
>>36975172I've been saying this forever and only now it's starting to catch on.
>>36975091In a straight up one on one fight, with all the golden weapons in Chiaki's hands, who would win? You or her?Also.Who would win on a one on one fight. You or pic related?
>>36975172Does Chiaki look like a Clara Doll to you? Those things are goblins for chrissake, they aren't real girls.
>>36975091What do you think of your evil platypus twin?
>>36975242The particular stooges are still a part of Chiaki>>36975280They got that disguise shit before it's realized, man
>>36974699You'll know when you're older.>>36974713I suppose everyone needs to have a quirky kink to them. There's no accounting for taste, but.>>36974723Simply put? No. Elaborately put? No.There's no reason to be frightened at all. Perhaps I'm scared she'll throw up all over my dress, but that's nothing I can't easily fix.>>36974777If I feel like kissing a full ashtray drowned in stale whiskey, sure.>>36974835...Next question, please.>>36974845Hush. Let the adults talk.>>36974868Lacrimosa! A fine wine distilled from the tears of brokenhearted Magical Girls. It's got some zip to it.>>36974899Inside that monster is the Magical Girl that I deserve to have. I'll bring her out of that accursed form and spend eternity in her arms.>>36974964None! What in the blazes are you, some sort of stuffed octopus in a robot suit? Please remove yourself immediately!>>36975032A weak point.
During walpurgisnacht, yuma was taken for 2 hours. Where did she go? What happened?
>>36975320We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside.Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*.Can you come together with Orz for *parties*?
>>36975320If I pulled off that ribbon would I die?
>>36975320>A weak point.Like Madoka for you?
>>36975320Does the means justify the ends no matter the cost?
>>36975091How does a being such as yourself stay entertained when you're not actively trying to ruin lives?
>>36975320>>36975268Pfft, like she'd even dare to answer this. The Transcendent One would never deign to give this any attention because it would be an actual contest. It would be something difficult.The Transcendent one isn't the Homura we could pretend to know, she's warped and empty. Everything about her is a front and she gets what she wants because all she ever does is fuck with the mortals.Why do you think she hasn't made a move against pinky? Because she lacks the parts of her that drove her to the endless groundhog day she had when she was still something human.Give her a challenge she can't snap her fingers at and she folds.Isn't that right? Transcendent one?
>>36975295>>36975280>Chiaki manages to find a spare homuhomu to fill out the fourth stooge slot>They point out that she's Love>The facade melts away all creepy-like like when homuhomu witched out>cue bewilderment, whiskey, and a request for a callidus makeover>>36975320Speaking of the ribbon, where the hell did you get it? Pinky still has the ones you gave back to her, right?
>>36975320>>36975320>>36975320"Alright, that's enough! I can't stand listenin' to that harpy screechin' all over the thread! Her interview's over, and with that, we're closin' off on the third Christmas Special of Magical Girl Noir Quest!""Anyway, you guys got any advice or feedback for the writer before he falls dead asleep or something? Now's the time to say it before we fall off the board! But before that, he wants to say that it's been an absolute dream to write this quest for you guys, and he hopes you'll stick around until the conclusion! Fat lot of that happening though, but here's being optimistic! Hahaha!"
>>36975433So you're saying she's Q, if you'll pardon the Star Trek reference. She only seems impressive because she taps the side of the ant farm?
>>36975461Cheers Kyobro, and Thank you Decu!
>>36975461Merry Christmas, you crazy bastard.
>>36975461Thank you for running.That is all.
>>36975461Merry Christmas Decu! Let's have a lot of fun with MGNQ until next Christmas and beat up these goddesses and satans! More buttstuff needed.
>>36975461I'd appreciate some more homages to classic noir.Other than that keep up the good work.
>>36975461Cheers to you, Kyobro!Cheers to Decu.Live, so that Meguca may live.
>>36975461Have a maximum Christmas Decu, and here's to many more
>>36975461Thanks for the thread!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Merry Christmas everyone!
>>36975433The PS:T TTO and HomuTTO get into a biggest asshole contest. Who wins?
>>36975461Have a MAXIMUM one!
>>36975461Hey Deculture, when the main quest is over (whenever that happens) are you going to tell us how things would have changed if we had made different choices throughout the quest?
>>36975461Merry Christmas, turbonerb. Sorry I didn't get to catch this thread until it was nearly over. Here's to four more years!
Thanks for the thread, boss.I will be here until the quest ends. No matter how long it takes.
>>36975461May Christmas be maximum, even if Kyouko is minimum.
>>36975461Merry Christmas Deculture, you glorious lewd madman!
>>36975564Whoever wins...we lose.
>>36975491>>36975497>>36975500>>36975510>>36975524>>36975532>>36975536>>36975563>>36975564>>36975572>>36975584>>36975597>>36975599>I'm sorry I can't stay on longer, but I'm really sleepy.>Thank you for your support. Everyone who reads and votes and plays and writes and draws.>I really wouldn't have continued MGNQ from its first thread without you.>Thank you, and have a Merry Christmas, wherever you are! I promise to finish MGNQ!> Deculture> December 26, 2014
>>36975675Merry Christmas, everyone! Merry Christmas to all.
>>36975675Merry Chrismasu, Decu!
>>36975461Stay Frosty!P.S. Thank you.
http://pastebin.com/1YHEqpst 4th Officio Christmas Special: Green Amidst Grey
>>36975675>a new chikuwaBest Christmas Present this year. Merry Christmas Decu, and to all a good night!
http://pastebin.com/Vmb4iDmMHR Christmas Special: All of the Other IncubatorsThey don't have the first clue about how to be festive. They probably shouldn't even be here. Maybe that's alright, in its own way.>>36975675Thanks for running, and Merry Christmas! Or the day after by now, really. Good night!
>>36975675See you back this time next year, Decu-pyon.
>>36975675>>36975779Here, I've improved it.
>>36975675G'night Decu, thanks for the thread.>>36975782You mean you didn't get the hint yet? Out already.
Thanks for the write-ups too!
>>36975851DECUUUStop triggering me you magnificent bastard!
>>36975851Fuck.WE KILLED HER
>>36975853You know, you're right, it's not really fair to keep ignoring this. You HAVE been making a serious effort for a while now. Well, you and (possibly) a few others. That deserves recognition. I can tell from all the time you put into this that you really DO care about it all. There's some great dedication here, and I really appreciate it. Gets me looking forward to writing more.At the end of the day, as much as anything else, it's things like this that make me keep writing when I'm considering dropping this like some other past projects I could name. So really, thank you for your time, Merry Christmas/happy holidays, and good night.
Non-canon (probably) Sixth Officio Crunchmas special: http://pastebin.com/ruYt8JGCThanks for running, Decu. And Merry Christmas, everyone.
>>36975782Thanks for the writeup! It was cute.
>>36976004...I wiped the name column to type in my name, and then forgot to do the second part. Goodness, I'm out of it. Ah well, good night, everyone!
>>36976027Thank you! Though it still feels funny to hear anything I've written described that way, hah. Especially given that I went out of my way to pick the two least fitting characters for this. Double Grinch and the ghost of Christmas... Space? I don't even know. Anyway, thank you for reading!
>>36975728That is the cutest fucking thing ever.
>>36975461I know I'm late, but have a great Christmas Decu!