Hey make yoir Magical realm/Domain then tell everyone how much theirs suck compared to yours.
So heres what you do.>Build and summarize your character>Create a realm and minions>General theme of your character and realm(personality, motives, power ect)>Tell others why you would curbstomp them>Have fun...kek
Dare you enter my (techno)magical realm?>ME:Affinity: TechnologySize Class: AverageRace: Humanoid(Human)Boss Perks: Empowerment(Mystic), Empowerment(Tempest), Hybrid(Construct), Final Form, Personal Guards, Magical Prowess, Companion, Phylactery>Final Form>Affinity: Same>Size Class: Behemoth>Race: Construct>(I just climbed into a giant mech suit. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M AWESOME.)>Companion>Affinity: Tempest>Size: Giant>Race: Draconic>Personal Guards: Archmage, Hunter, Chosen, Oracle>MINIONS:>Race/Size: Medium Constructs, Medium Humanoids(Humans)>MOOKS: Constructs: 3x Servants, 2x GuardsHumans: 1x Mages, 1x Engineers, 2x Clerics>ELITES: Constructs: 1x Battle Mages, 1x RidersHumanoids: 1x Overseers, 1x Harem, 1x Craftsmen, 1x SorcerersMinion Perks: Sustenance, Faction>REALM>REALM PERKS:Mobile, Protected>COMPLICATIONSBenevolent, Adaptation
So yeah, in short I'm technomagical Switzerland. I have only one big rule: Trespass anywhere but the roads I've built, and I will fuck you up. Trade is welcome, though.
>>36906854Hey I made a better pdf, and wrote a real intro. You want to maybe delete this and make a new thread?-----------------------Domain Master Cyoa Thread #1Welcome to the very 1st Domain Master cyoa. The purpose of this cyoa is to create a realm/game level/domain of your own for the purpose of either trying to save the world, trying to destroy the world, or just doing random shit in an attempt to stay neutral.Your domain can be literally anything you can think of, it could be a generic flaming hell filled with demons, it could be a labrynth made out of ice, it could even be a burger joint run by driders. What ever you make though, be sure to include a description of your choices, and maybe even a background for your realm. Rolepplaying in encouraged and players can are allowed to compete against eachother. >Rules1.No shitposting.2.Try not to be an asshole.3.Please no pornographic domains. You can make refrence to your world being, "the pit of please" or "filled with exotic slaves and harems" but don't go into graphic detail.But, other than that, have fun.
>>36906854Eh, why not. I've got time to waste anyway. Suppose I could spend it on FUN.Affinity: WastelandSize Class: AverageRace: Bestial (Dingo-Man)Boss Perks:>Vitality Prowess>Agility Prowess>Perception Prowess>Charisma Prowess>Enchanted Armour>Personal Guards *2>Companion (Behemoth Inferno Construct)Minion Races: Humanoid, Bestial, ConstructSize Classes: Tiny, Average, GiantMooks:>50 Average Dingo-Man Guards - 2>25 Tiny Construct Soldiers - 1>25 Average Dingo-Man Mages - 1>25 Average Dingo-Man Scouts - 1>25 Average Human Spies - 1>25 Giant Construct Servants - 1>25 Average Dingo-Man Clerics - 1>100 Average Human Slaves - 2>25 Average Human Merchants - 1>25 Average Human Recruiters - 1>50 Average Dingo-Man Engineers - 2Elites:>20 Giant Construct Warriors - 2>10 Average Dingo-Man Sorcerers - 1>10 Average Dingo-Man Riders (wolf spiders) - 1>10 Tiny Construct Agents - 1>20 Average Dingo-Man Craftsmen - 2>10 Giant Construct Overseers - 1Lieutenants:>1 Giant Construct Champion - 1>1 Giant Dingo-Man Warlord - 1>1 Average Dingo-Man Hunter - 1Minion Perks:>Empowerment (Technology) - 1>Diverse - 1>Talented (Smithing, Enchanting, Engineering) - 3>Training - 1Realm Perks:>Large>UnknownComplications:>Crusade + 5>Treasure + 3We have Australian accents and make fancy tech and trade it for stuff like food, wood, commodities, and slaves.Also, is it just me, or is that PDF utter trash with those massive white borders?
>>36907550Unfucking your link for you.>>36906867
>>36906867Whoops fail link. Damn mobile. Is me. I'm open for alliances or hiring me. My realm is separate so nobody but my minions know how to get in. I'm actually not a bad guy. Come hang out sometimes or party hard with us.
>>36907510Yeah, I like this one better. Do we put this thread down and make one with a better OP?
Posting new thread now
>>36907907>>36908031>>36907686>>36907510Nvm cant do anything right someone else post it please. And link it
>>36908125You can't delete the thread? Also, I made this to keep track of domains. https://drive.google.com/drive/#folders/0B3-R0LucDz2nbmgxYmJva0JOU3M
>>36908187Doing all this on ann app so no sry
So are we going to continue with this thread or what?
Affinity: Light, InfernoSize Class: AverageRace: Humanoid, CelestialBoss Perks: Vitality Prowess, Physical Prowess, Agility Prowess, Magical Prowess, Charisma Prowess, Enchanted Armor, Enchanted Weapon, Empowerment, Personal Guards, Hybrid.Minions: Humanoid/Celestial, Draconic, Average, Giant.50 Average Humanoid/Celestial Servants75 Average Humanoid/Celestial Recruiters50 Average Humanoid/Celestial Clerics20 Giant Humanoid/Celestial Priests10 Giant Humanoid/Celestial Warriors1 Average Humanoid/Celestial Oracle1 Giant Humanoid/Celestial Champion1 Giant Draconic Archmage1 Giant Humanoid/Celestial ChosenFactionTrainingHybridAscendancyEquipmentSpecialty X10 (All)Realm Perks: Protected, Legendary.Drawbacks: Total Bonus from Drawbacks: 16 Minion Tokens and 2 Shards of PowerBenevolentCrusadeUndeadNemesisTreasureAdaptionGreetings fellow Domain Masters.
Well guess ill post my build for now>>36895343 (OP)>>36895354>>36895369Realm>Affinity: Acoustic/Mystic(empowerment 1)>Size class: Giant>Race:Monstrous/Celestial(Hybrid)Boss perks>Vitality prowess>Agility prowess>Magical prowess>Corruption>Charisma prowess>Enchanted weapon>Enchanted armorMinions>All hybrids>humanoid/monstrous or celestial/monstrous>100guards(humanoids)>100soldiers(celestials)>20priest(Celestials)>10Battle mages(humanoids)>10sorcerors(Celestials)>20psionics(humanoids)>20harem(Celestials)>10craftsmen(Celestial)>10overseers(Celestial)>10warriors(celestial)Lieutenants>Champion, archmage, warlord, chosen, witch, oracle(All humans except Chosen, oracle and Warlord who are celestials)Minion perks>Ascendency>Empowerment>Training>Hybrid>Faction>Diverse>sustenance>EquipmentRealm perks>Legendary>ExpansoveComplications>Benevolent>Crusade>Nemesis>Adaptation>TreasureI lorenth, am the archmage of the Darshim, god of music.As the lord of music and beauty he forged a court whos purpose was to keep this world pure. Despite demons, liches, and old ones we made sure this world didnt become utterly decrepit. For millenia i fought for my lord until one of the ancient evils rose. This evil, known only as The Silent Mouth rose to destroy this world. In a great battle to keep the world truly beautiful my lord took all his angels, clerics, and paladins and met this evil head on. The ensuing battle killed the both the Evil and my lord, along with most of his court and worshippers. I and few others still remained, corrupted by the fight and asleep for millenia. When we awoke we saw this decrepit world with its scheming races and murderous false gods. In the name of Darmish this world will be made beautiful again. Despite the corruption of the ancient evil we are angels of beauty and all the corruption did was change that beauty to a different state. I will remake this world as a beautiful land and slay all evil in my path.
>>36908791Woops, I forgot to mention my personal guard it seems.30 Average Humanoid/Celestial Warriors.10 Average Humanoid/Celestial Sorcerers.I am Gwyn, I rule the Legendary Golden City of The Sun Lordaeron.
>>36908932A comrade of the light i see. Would you like to join forces to end this worlds evil?
>>36909005But of course. An alliance is in order so we may further spread the influence of Light and extend the Age of Fire.
>>36909156Quite but i see you also have a nemesis or enemy. Let us smite both of ours first then advance this world in its age of fire, magoc, and beauty. But first tell me who is your nemesis?
>AffinityAquatic>Size ClassPetite>RaceBeastial (Squid-Person)>PerksCharisma ProwessAgility ProwessMagical ProwessPerception ProwessEnchanted Weapon (Trident?)PhylacteryEmpowerment (Tempest/Lightning)Final Form (Titan Kraken, Aquatic/Tempest Affinity)>Mooks50 Thieves (Average Bestial Sharkmen)25 Guards (Large Bestial Crabmen)75 Soldiers (Large Bestial Crabmen)50 Spies (Average Bestial Sharkmen)25 Clerics (Average Bestial Squidmen)100 Merchants (Average Bestial Sharkmen)>Elites10 Battle Mages (Behometh Beast Krakens)50 Warriors (Average Bestial Sharkmen)10 Priests (Average Bestial Sharkmen)20 Craftsman (Average Bestial Sharkmen)20 Riders (Average Bestial Sharkmen)>LieutenantsAssassin (Average Bestial Sharkmen)Hunter (Average Bestial Sharkmen)Oracle (Average Bestial Squidman)>Minion PerksDiverse x2EmpowermentEquipmentTraining>Realm PerksUnknown, Large>ComplicationsTreasure, Usurper (+8 Tokens)I am Ika, heir to the boundless depths. I will eagerly trade the riches of the tides with all, however, any incessant trespassing over my realm will be punished.
>>36909214Manus, The Father of The Abyss wishes to spread the Darkness of the Abyss to end the world and forever pervert it into his image.
>>36909291I will joik you in an venture to take down this demon if you wish Gwyn. At the very least i could supply you with troops for this endeavor>>36909288Hello there Ika. I see you have many sea treasures that i absulutely MUST have. Is there anything i can do to earn your favor for these treasures?
>>36906854Repostan the Charr of Ascalon build from two threads ago.>Domain>>Wasteland>>Technology>Average>Beastial>Self Perks>>Empowerment (Technology)>>Arena Manipulation>>Enchanted Weapon>>Personal Guards x5>41 TOKENS (+26)>>All minions are Average Wasteland/Tech Bestial>Mooks>>Engineers x4 (100)>>Soldiers x8 (200)>>Guards x6 (150)>>Servants x4 (100)>>Merchants x2 (50)>>Recruiters x2 (50)>Elites>>Craftsmen x4 (40)>>Overseers x2 (20)>>Agents x4 (40)>Lieutenants>>Warlord x8 (PERSONAL GUARD)>Minion Perks>>Talented: Smithing, Engineering>>Training>>Equipment>>Empowerment (Technology)>Realm Perks>>Expansion>>Large>Complications>>Treasure (+3)>>Traitors (+8)>>Usurper (+13)>>Malevolent (+16)>>Hero (+21)>>Nemesis (+26)
>>36909396Oh its you again beast. What have you come to defile with your ugly aescetics and puny weapons?
>>36909349Perhaps, the bodies of a few dragons. I have no need for currency.
>>36909430Listen, you "oh-so-goody" deity, we Charr have a reputation for being Godslayers. Now, Lorenth isn't any name I've heard humans talk about, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren't a god of the humans. Stay out of our way, and we'll keep our blades away from your throat.
>>36909482I need specifics. I try to pay things off fully because i could bring you some mere babies if thats what you want?Give me>type>size>age
>>36909349I am thankful for the offer. But ultimately it is unnecessary. Me and my personal guard should be more than enough to destroy this monster.>>36909288Greetings Ika, I shall speak with my servants to set up a few trade routs in the future if it would be allowed.>>36909396I have slain many beasts far greater than you in my time, you will be no different. Prepare for the Wrath of the Lord of Sunlight.
>>36909526You dare threaten a Celestial! I am not a god of humans or even this world. I am the grand archmage of the god of music and beauty a ruler of the universe!! He may be dead but his will lives on through me and he wouldnt appreciate your ugly destructive kind and neither do I!! Now you have one chance. I can cleanse you of your filth and make yoy truly beautiful or rid the earth of your destructive race fool.
>>36909534The bodies of 4, Benemoth Dragons. Elders preferred, as their material is top-quality.. >>36909551Greetings, Gwyn. That would be preferred..
>>36909587Oh fuck right off. Weird ugly cat things have just as much of a right to commit genocide as the rest of you. No need to bring the righteousness into it.
>>36909659Than so it shall be. I can see that this will be a wonderful friendship.
>>36909587Hah, as if! We've survived assassination, exile, subjugation, reclamation of our lands, and civil war. Every day, we cope with hundreds of different enemies - whether it be dissent from within our ranks, the treasonous Flame Legion from the north, the accursed minions of the Elder Dragons from the Brand of Kralkatorrik, the expansionist Ogre armies from beyond the Blazeridge mountains, and the ghosts of all those we've slain from beneath our feet. Through all this, we've not only survived, but thrived and grown - already Humanity has become nothing more than a fading spark, their gods dead or departed from this world, just as we had slain our own gods once they became too unjust. There is nothing your false threats could possibly matter to us, for we are Charr, and we are indomitable!>>36909551>>36908791Hmph, another worshipper of Fire? It may prove enticing, giant, but know this; the Flame Legion has been reduced to nothing but cinders from the horrors they committed in the name of the Flame. What will you do with your eyes set on your fire?
>>36909659And in return you will give me?>>36909670In another realm i heard there was a man with your accent named Steve Erwin. He died from a creature called a stingray. I assure you you will die just like him only this Ray will do more than Sting you. Now leave before i lose my patience.
>>36909737Your bodies will be slain and your souls will be used as fuel for the Bonfire. Every last one of you. Man, Women, Child, and Elder. None shall be spared.You deserve nothing better.
>>36909752Why, some of my boundless riches, of course! I have several items in my possesion that would be of interest.... Most of which, have never been seen by and land-dwelling creatures before. If that fails to interest you, of course, there are hundreds of sunken ships on the floor of the oceans across the world, with untold riches likely buried within...
>>36909737You brag about what youve been through beast. You preach about how you even slayed your own gods and fought off your own traitors.Lowly brags that any mortal could say and with luck make true. But have you been through hell? Have you seen things that would drive men mad and to suicide? Have you fought evils that threatened to not end life but end the universe?No you have not and yet you brag as if you have made grand accomplishments. Now leave pitiful mortal beast. You can barely see let alone comprehemd the big picture fool.
>>36909752Oh shit, what a threat that is. We're all shaking in our fucking boots.Besides, I'd personally much rather do business than mass murder. It tends to lead to much better results in the long term. Any market for war constructs or enchanted weapons where you are? Or war constructs with enchanted weapons?
>>36909851I will accept. But what i ask for are 2 things>Magical items that increase physical and mental attributes>300 squidgirls,sharkgirls, and crabgirls for my realm. We will provide them with adequate care and housing for we would like to..."sample" your culture. Also please send your prettiest and give pictures of the beauties if at all possible.
>>36909670Hah, are only those with visages as ferocious as the beasts of the wilds those who see reality here? >>36909587>>36909808These so-called "Righteous Gods" ignore the two-hundred years we spent under foul, purist Human aggression, instead only focusing on what we do - the big, bad cat beasts who reclaimed their homeland after years of genocide and exile. Typical of those so high and mighty - they may as well be Human Kings with their attitude.>>36909873Why, a matter of fact, we have.Ever heard of an Elder Dragon? No? Look it up.Without us Charr, those things would have eaten all of the world by now. You ever hear about that? No. All you care about is your precious little beauty.
>>36909909Hmph fine. Do you have any of this magical versions of these guns i so often see and hear. We would like to have them magically attuned with flourishing aescetics. None of that rust and iron color its so dull. In exchange we will pay any price worth 1000 magically attuned guns that can fire magical projectiles. We also request over 100 craftsmen. I will pay any price not to steep, from gold to monster slaying. Name your price.
>>36909942Mmmhhhh.... An interesting request. It takes time to test and catalogue magical items, though. And, what are these "Pictures" you speak of?
>>36910035Oh you know just how they look is all we wanna know. >>36909949Really beasts? You talk about your own oppresion as if its others fault. All you had to do was fix your situation and not become a bunch bloody savages with guns!! And really? You think showing me how big its spine was would faze me. You face a mere dragon, i have faced abominations of literal world rending strength. So deal with your lot. Maybe if you hadnt rid of your own gods yoy would not be in this mess beast. Now do you submit to your betters? Or must i wipe you out myself?!
>>36909949The past is in the past. The guilt for what Humanity did outside of my vision is not to be laid down at my feet.I slew the Great Undying Dragons of Old. If it were not for Seath the Scaleless I doubt I would have ever defeated them in the first place, and somehow I doubt you would even be able to so much as scratch their scales with even the mightiest of your weapons let alone exist in that time period.There was nothing but grey and the Everlasting Dragons upon the surface, and us Humans below, there was no life, no death, everything was an unchanging landscape made from grey dust and grey stone stretching forever onwards.Until, one day, me and my closest friends discovered The First Flame. We each claimed a piece of the First Flame and took to the surface. The first battles against the Dragons were desperate, be barely survived with out lives despite being far more powerful than them. And then, Seath, came to us, and told us the weakness of his kind. And with this knowledge, we slew the everlasting dragons and brought life to this once dull and grey world.I have been watching Humanity grow and prosper ever since. And was surprised to see other races appear, such as your own. The first acts of your race would forever stain you it seems. Your kind brought about a regime of slaughter and enslavement. You were destroyed and brought low by many mortal kingdoms, and I smiled at their success and looked onwards. I am sorry that those kingdoms enslaved your kind in vengeance, but you began the cycle of evil in your first steps into this world. The first being you slew was a diplomat sent to greet your kind. I knew her personally, she was a loving and kind women, always wishing to see the good in others.
>>36910016Righto. I assume you mean the handheld guns, not cannons or the like. We've can probably put together some nice arqeubuses fairly quickly, but you'll need to be more specific for the enchantments. Weapons only accept one, and enchanting a reasonable amount of ammunition would take the better part of a millennium.Also going to have to decline the craftsmen deal. We've barely got enough of them as-is.
>>36910153Hmph, you are just as idiotic as you came off as. I said look them up, not look at some odd image of Kralkatorrik. Now then, I'll put it like this:Imagine you have everyone in the world, all peaceful and friendly, working together and powerful. Now introduce Elder Dragons. Elder Dragons win in almost all situations.These Dragons aren't mere whelps. The god of my people - the god in whose name the Flame Legion subjugated the Three High Legions - was the biggest, strongest Demon. Ever. We killed it, end of story. Besides, we've given you an ultimatum. Stay with your own people as we finally get our just revenge on the pitiful Human civilizations the wretched beasts call their bastion, or get in the way and die. The world will be a better place if you'd just let it happen; Humans never did anything worthwhile anyways.>>36910253HAH! Some memory you must have, then! If you truly knew, the Charr lived in these lands FAR before humanity ever existed in this part of the world. As a first action against us, they ASSASSINATED the ONE TRUE LEADER WE HAVE EVER HAD. We have only been completely united and peaceful ONCE, and the Humans decided to end it just so they could set up one pitiful kingdom. Face it, old one. You know our actions are justified. Don't bother ignoring the facts. We fight, and slaughter, and raze their cities to the ground because it is JUSTICE to this world to eradicate the plague known as Humanity.all this taken from true GuildWars lore, m8. Charr are OLD, and Ascalonians shoved them out of true Charr land to set up Ascalon.
>>36910271I ask for the guns similar to these. You dont have to enchant any ammo just the guns if you follow these steps. The guns will have orbs implanted with self regenerating energy through enhanced mana pulses. I can send you sorcerors and some of our craftsmen to form the blueprints and help you with the building process.
>>36910153I will consider this deal...
>>36910411Actual i trust they are the finest specimens no pictures needed noe if you accept this deal i will gladly go dlay those dragons.>>36910372I will not sit odly by while you welps try to crush human beauty with your ugly aescetics!! Charr this means war!!
>>36910536Ugh, you say you're so old, but all I see is the naivety of a Cub too young even for the Fahrar. We've slain the Human Gods, we've slain almost all of humanity, we've slain an Elder Dragon, we've slain the Titans, and we'll slay you, too.Just a quick question from Charrbro, why does everyone who play this almost always choose to be gods? Why choose such a boring option?
>>36910536Actually, I am unsure of the safety of my subjects in such an enviroment. I am afraid I may have to call the deal off.>>36910587Not playing a god, just a ruler.
>>36910398Ah. Well then, those aren't really guns at all. 100 pistol shaped magic shooters is a slightly different order, but we'll see how the designs seem.>>36910587And if there's a war going on, it's always best to make sure both sides can fight it. Any chance of business, catbeast?
>>36910372Thus must have been an unfortunate mistake then, so long ago. But past mistakes do not make up for present day actions. However, know that I am a merciful Lord. I am willing to spare your kind. However, I would have remembered your kind when I fought the Everlasting Dragons, I had lived for what seemed like millennia before the First Flame was found. I remember the first raindrops and the first seeds that sprouted. I remember the first bricks being laid by a young and hopeful species. Humanity may have been new to you, but it was merely your first meeting with an old and ever changing species.Your kind is beautiful in it's own way, I will weep for at it's ending just as I do all others but I will not back down from war and I will protect my subjects.>>36910587An Everlasting Dragon? I suppose an entire civilization banding together could potentially do something. Anyone who totes around the title of "God" needs quite a bit of reexamination. I am a Human, I was lucky to come across this power and anyone could have been lucky enough to get power similar. I am ageless, powerful and mighty, but I can still die just like anyone else. I can still bleed. I can still make mistakes. I am not a god, nor is anyone else who would ever claim such a title. I am merely a Lord, a humble servant for my people.The Dark Souls setting is, for all intents and purposes, ancient mythology with all that entails. Gwyn is basically equivalent to Odin, but interesting thing is that they are never referenced as gods in universe. And I chose Gwyn because, really, why not?
>>36910612Alright no women but still treasures and magical items>>36910587Fools preach about how theyve slain the human gods. Not even counting all the gods let alone the fact you know not thebtruth behind the human gods. You say i am young yet you are blimded by your hubris and hate. Release those bonds and i shall show you true beauty.Also im not olaying a god but a celestial/hedonistic angel. Gods are fun but at the same tine boring. To compare mortals are fps while gods are strategy games. You take one mortal and school an army wih gods you take one army and school a universe. Its all about perspective and how big you want to be on the setting.
>>36910677False for asked for 1000 magic shooters and am willing to provide the required resources.
>AffinityAirIllusionMystic>SizeAverage>RaceHumanoid, Futa Elf>PerksEmpowerment x2Vitality ProwessPhysical ProwessAgility ProwessMagical ProwessCharisma ProwessPersonal Guards>Mooks25 Average Futa Elf Clerics50 Average Futa Elf Servants 25 Petite Catgirl Servants25 Average Kitsune Servants>Elites20 Giant Futa Dragongirl Warriors20 Average Futa Elf Battle Mages20 Average Kitsune Sorcerors20 Average Futa Elf Riders10 Average Catgirl Craftsmen30 Average Futa Elf Harem10 Petite Trap Elf Harem10 Average Catgirl Servant10 Petite Kitsune Harem with extra fluffy tails>LieutenantsGiant Futa Dragon Girl ChampionAverage Futa Elf ArchmagePetite Kitsune Oracle>Minion PerksEmpowerment x2 (Illusion and Mystic)DiverseAppearance (Beaty)Specialty (Charisma)AscendancyFactionSustenance>Realm PerksHiddenUnknown>ComplicationsI don't want no trabbleHigh in the sky behind several veils of illusionary clouds there is a kingdom ruled by an immortal elf. Long ago, during an age of war and grief, she led her people here in search of peace.>Tell others why you would curbstomp themI don’t want no trabble, only lewds.
>>36910690An unfortunate mistake? These fools and their gods marched against us as soon as they landed on the shores of Tyria. We tried giving peace a chance once we had defeated the Forgotten, and all it resulted in was the death of the Khan-Ur, the loss of the unity of our ENTIRE SPECIES forevermore, and the only chance we had at having a homeland where it would actually be SAFE to walk even five miles away from an outpost without weapon or armor. Humanity sowed the seeds of their destruction, and we are reaping.We will not forget what has been taken. They picked their enemies, and, just as all other who decided against us have, chose them poorly. Peace was tried once, and we won't fall for that trap again; either stand aside, or be caught in the crossfire. Glory to the High Legions, and glory to Charr!>>36910729Hmph, you hear what the other "God" said? You'd best reevaluate who your master is, because nothing can take the title of god and expect to be taken with a grain of salt>>36910850>pic related
>>36910690Nah, pretty sure the catbeasts are objectively fucking hideous. Mind you, this obsession with making everything pretty seems a bit nuts anyway.>>36910773Righto, 1000 it is. I'll have to wait to see the designs myself, but if you've got the magic, we can see it properly weaponised.>>36910850Probably the sanest bunch I've seen yet.
>>36910898Who needs beauty when you have the strength of a Norn and the brains to fight in formation?
>>36910891Another war? Do you surface-dwellers ever tire of the bloodshed?
>>36910962There can be no end to the bloodshed when our enemies still stand against us. To waver in vigilance is to allow our enemies to overcome us; none of which would spare any of us, whether they be legionairre, elder, gladium, or cub.
>>36910850Pic related.While i dont mind sex and all(im a freaking angel of hedonism for gods sake)do you really thinl a peaceful realm will stay peaceful for long? This isnt a erotopia this is real life! And wtf is a FUTA?!?!!?
>>36910898We will send you the schematics and supplies for rifles and guns with 2 types. One that shoots magic at the speed of sound, perfect for armor piercing as they call it, and one that shoots regular bullets that will easily rip apart any nonmagical armor and fortifications
>>36911148The rush of battle is far better than such hedonism. The only service sex serves in Charr lands is to produce more cubs to be put in the Fahrar and be made into useful workers and soldiers - anything more is both a waste of time and effort.
>>36911152Why would anyone want trouble with hidden and unknown domain in the sky. It's not like I'm in anyone's way and they wouldn't even notice us, if they weren't specifically looking for hidden domains in the sky.>And wtf is a FUTA?!?!!?Is this your first day on 4chan? Have a good look at the dark elf's crotch.
>>36911265My in character doesnt know what a futa is -_-
>>36911457Futa is a wonder of life. The culmination of female beauty crowned by the male symbol of power.
>>36911504Actually a male body with a vag is a futa too, it's just moonspeak for hermaphrodite
>>36911265>>36911504I was confused as to what "Futa" meant until I saw what you were referencing. I believe my daughter Gwyndolin would be considered as such oddly enough.Although she has never been the sexual sort.Cultural Differences HO!
A general, huh? I guess I'll repost my build.>AffinityAir>Size classAverage>RaceCelestial/Bestial. Half eagle.>Boss Perks-Vitality Prowess-Physical Prowess-Agility ProwessFor obvious reasons, I'll be a fast hitting eagle that hits hard and tanks damage easily-Perception Prowess-Charisma ProwessThe fact that I'm an eagle with Perception means nothing gets in or out of my realm without me knowing.-Enchanted Armour-Enchanted Weapon x2-Hybrid>Minions (Average Celestial+Giant Beast)-5 Guards-3 Soldiers-1 Engineers-2 Recruiters-2 Merchants-2 Warriors-2 Riders-2 Priests-2 Battle Mages-Oracle-Faction-Training>Realm Perks-Large-Protected>Complications-Benevolent-Undead-TreasureHigh above the clouds exists Cloudren, the realm of The Sky God, Caelus. Caelus watches over this realm of his, protecting it and all of it's inhabitants, yet he allows his inhabitants to govern themselves. All those who wish to join him in his realm are welcome to so long as their heart doesn't carry and evil intentions, his wise and trusted Oracle will see to that you are telling the truth. Caelus wears magnificent armor that is light as a feather yet strong enough to bear the weight of a Colossus. He wields a sword said to be crafted by the very winds themselves. Light as a feather, yet can cut through practically anything.He is not above leaving his realm for a short time to put a stop to something which poses a threat to him and his citizens.
>>36911565So, do any of my fellow good guys need an airborne military to help fight the bad guys led by an eagle who wields a sword which hold the winds themselves in them? If so you let me know.
>>36911640I am in need of your services. I have recently heard about a race of beasts that needs exterminating. If you would be so kind we could talk about an invasion plan...tomorrow[OC]Sry guys im beat. Ill make a new and better general tomorrow deal? For now someone archive this im tired.
>>36911548Gwyndolin is just crossdressing.A futa is someone with a vagina and a penis at the same time.
>>36911885No, no, she's female, she was raised as such after all and to say otherwise would be a disgrace to her name.
OOC: It's getting late so I'm probably going to go to bed soon.
>>36911863So long as your cause is for a good reason and isn't just about "exterminating beasts" then you may to me as an ally. Know this, I do not promote senseless violence.
Domains>Illusion, Light, MysticismSize and Race>Petite Monstrous Elemental>A perfect 1 meter by 1 meter cube seemingly made of hard light. Filled with constantly shifting prismatic forms that evoke maddening thoughts and images.Boss Perks x8 + 2>Empowerment x2 (8 Shards)>Agility, Magical, Perception, and Charisma Prowesses (4 Shards)>Shapeshifting (3 Shards)>Arena Manipulation (2 Shards)>Hybrid (1 Shard)>Final Form. Titan Monstrous Elemental (0 Shards) A colossal being made of solidified light roughly in the shape of a many humanoid but it's lower body degenerates into a mass of cubes. It's entire form seems to shifts and pulse with basic polygons, it's "skin" randomly dissolving into a mesh of cubes or triangles. Minions 15 + 6Mooks>100 Average Humanoid Slaves (19 minion points)>50 Average Humanoid Spies ( 17 minions points)>50 Average Monstrous Humanoid Mages (15 minion points)>25 Average Humanoid Recruiters (14 Minion Points) Elites>30 Average Monstrous Humanoid/Elemental Psionics (11 Minion Points) [Mixed Monstrous Humanoid and Elementals]>10 Giant Monstrous Elemental Overseers (10 Minion Points)>20 Average Monstrous Humanoid/Elemental Sorcerers (8 Minion Points)>20 Average Humanoid Agents (6 Minion Points)Lieutenants>3 Average Monstrous Humanoid Witches (3 Minion Points)Minion Perks>Diverse (2 Minion Perks)>Sustenance (1 Minion Perk)>Faction (0 Minion Perks)Realm>Seperate>UnknownComplications>Adaptation>Treasure>Malevolent >Nemesis (Evil)All that is light is not good.The Realm of Photh is a place of pure light and pure insanity. A simple but exactly carved stone door high in the Arctic mountains can be opened to enter it. Passing through the blinding yet seemingly black portal reveals first an enormous cube made of prismatic light then the surrounding endless fields of perfectly regular crystalline grass, gently swaying in non-existent wind. cont.
>>36912287Above, the sky is pitch black save for the two blinding blue white suns that illuminate the world completely. It would be unwise for mortals to gave out into the horizon in this realm, for there is only madness in the distance and whispers carry on the wind. The enormous cube is the home of Photh, where he keeps all of subjects and disciples. There he teaches dark forbidden wisdom to those whose minds can comprehend it and subjugates those weak willed to serve him. He endeavours to send out his tendrils into the world in search of more disciples to teach and uplift into a more ideal form. He sends his agents to infiltrate society and select individuals to be sent back to him. These agents may also collect information on those who would endeavour against him and acquire more power for him.Those who follow his guidance (monstrous humanoid minions) glow with his inner light from all their fleshy openings. A dark light that simultaneously illuminates and drains all other illumination. The forms Photh creates to subjugate the mortals that come to his world (monstrous elemental overseers) and those who truly transcend take the form of great masses of of shards, limbs, and shapes that twist and change constantly. All made of hard light.
>>36906854affinity>arid wastelandsize class>averagerace>humanboss perks>vitality prowess>physical prowess>charisma prowess>enchanted armour>enchanted weapon>personal guards>empowerment (earth)>final form (wasteland, inferno, monstrous [see cthulhu], behemoth)minions>race giant humanoids>soldiers x 1 >guards x 1>mages x 2>spies x 1>servants x 1>merchants x 1>recruiters x 1>engineers x 2>race average undead>soldiers x 1>mages x 1>clerics x 1>merchants x 1>engineers x 1Elites>warriors>battle mages>riders>agents x2>psionics x2>priests >craftsmen>overseerslieutenants >warlord>chosen>hunter>oracleMinion perks>appearance>ascendancy >training>equipmentrealm perks>large>hiddencomplications>benevolent >adaptionsociety dedicated to the pursuit of societal and self betterment. Emphasis on education, good social structure, equality, technological and magical development and spiritual and person contentment. Some members of society, often scholars and great craftsmen choose to pursue and hone their skills further by becoming undead. Undead are treated equally and there is no animosity between the living and non-living.Basically a utopia, a la Aldous Huxley's 'Island'
Boss:>AffinityAcousticTempest>SizeAverage>RaceHumanoid (Elf)Construct (Robes & Mask)>PerksVitality ProwessAgility ProwessMagical ProwessPerception ProwessEnchanted ArmorHybrid (Construct)Empowerment (Tempest)Companion (Tempest Giant Beast Simurgh)Minions:>SizesAverage, Giant>RacesHumanoid (Elf)Elemental (Starmetal)>MooksScoutsServantsClericsEngineers>ElitesWarriors x3SorcerersRidersAgentsPsionicsCraftsmen>LieutenantsChampionArchmageHunterOracle>PerksEmpowerment (Tempest)AppearanceTalented (Music)Specialty (Magic)AscendencyEquipmentTrainingRealm:>PerksHiddenLegendary>ComplicationsTreasureUndeadWill post fluff tomorrow.
> Necrotic> He-Who-Leads> Average> Undead/Beast> Vitality Prowess> Agility Prowess> Magical Prowess> Perception Prowess> Charisma Prowess> Corruption> Enchanted Weapon (The Hiveblade)> Hybrid>He-Who-Speaks>Necrotic>Average>Undead/Beast>Those-who-fell>Necrotic>Average>Undead/Beasts> Evolution> Equipment> Training> Hybrid beast/Humanoid> 25 Guards> 125 soldiers> 50 Slaves> 25 Recruiters> 10 Overseers> 10 Sorcerers> 20 Warriors> 1 Warlord (He-Who-Commands)> 1 Champion (He-Who-Slays)> 1 Assassin (He-Who-Watches)>Large>Separate> Malevolent> 2x Apocalypse, because yes, it is that bad.>The hive holds. For how much longer? The strange scratches at the walls of the hive, their reality-sundering howls remaking some of the essenceless into the long fallen and devoured. Warriors I feasted on many seasons ago now stand by my side, blade in hand. This would be celebrated with the fruits of the garden, but the strange grows in power. They sense the portals to the garden, deep in the hive. We must fulfill our task. We must hold the strange back. Do any of the inhabitants remember the ancients? Do any of them remember what we were made to hold back? Do they realize how close we are to failing?>>36912657The choicest fruits of the garden. Why do the rotten fruits walk among them? The hive needs them.>>36912287The strange corrupts. We cannot allows this to pass, yet the strange holds us here.>>36911565The ancient's favoured flower. His will to do what is needed is questionable. Will he stand beside us against the strange?>>36909396Brave. Strong. Willful. Surrounded on all sides. Covered in the greedy and the corrupt. Perhaps when they rid themselves of their rot...>>36908798The prophet of the dead god continues to preach. Tear off your mask and find the chitin beneath. All are brothers once you coat your soft skin in hard bone and see what lies at the edge.
>>36913470You are fantastic.
Repostan since everyone seems to ignore me.>ME:Affinity: TechnologySize Class: AverageRace: Humanoid(Human)Boss Perks: Empowerment(Mystic), Empowerment(Tempest), Hybrid(Construct), Final Form, Personal Guards, Magical Prowess, Companion, Phylactery>Final Form>Affinity: Same>Size Class: Behemoth>Race: Construct>(I just climbed into a giant mech suit. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M AWESOME.)>Companion>Affinity: Tempest>Size: Giant>Race: Draconic>Personal Guards: Archmage, Hunter, Chosen, Oracle>MINIONS:>Race/Size: Medium Constructs, Medium Humanoids(Humans)>MOOKS: Constructs: 3x Servants, 2x GuardsHumans: 1x Mages, 1x Engineers, 2x Clerics>ELITES: Constructs: 1x Battle Mages, 1x RidersHumanoids: 1x Overseers, 1x Harem, 1x Craftsmen, 1x SorcerersMinion Perks: Sustenance, Faction>REALM>REALM PERKS:Mobile, Protected>COMPLICATIONSBenevolent, AdaptationI mean no harm to anyone. I have weapons and servitors if you have wares to trade. But this piece of advice is free: Do not try to invade. Just...don't. Unless you like your soldiers being fried by lightning pylons, turned into salsa by land mines, and consumed by harvester robots. (Dammit, food metaphors. This is what happens when I miss breakfast.)
OP hereLol i go to sleep thinking thread would be slaughtered when i wake up yet its still here XD
>>36914090Oh hey its you...your still mortal
>>36914090Do you have any magic weapons to sellm attuned mostly?
>>36914129The false prophet preaches his arrogance. He blinds himself to the truth with the radiance of his empty purpose. His sun brings nothing but drought.
>>36914141(OOC) lol everyones still here(IC) The shelled bug comes crawling back still preaching about others failures. If you were so great then their should be a field blooming on this planet instead of weeds everywhere.
>>36914090Hello, you remind me of an old friend, he was always obsessed with riddling his fortress with complicated mechanisms and more traps than you could shake a stick at.Couldn't sleep, so I made breakfast.
>>36914177I know how you feel only got 2 hours asleep
>>36914190OOC: Worse, I didn't get any sleep.
>>36914147 Not like I have anywhere else to be. We hold the boundaries. We cannot prune as the wolves claw at our door. Weeds as yourself can wait, or better yet, be dealt with by the worthy.
>>36914235The only boundaries held by you are ones of death and ugliness you chitinous beast. Now leave before i lose my patience
>>36906854GaiaAverage sizeHumanoidVitality, physical, agility, perception, charisma, enchanted weapon, corruption, arenaMinionsGiant, beastAverage, bestial1 * guards = 25 guards3 * soldiers = 75 soldiers1 * recruiters = 25 recruiters1 * spies = 25 spies1 * craftsmen = 10 craftsmen1 * warriors = 10 warriors1 * psionics = 10 psionics1 * riders = 10 ridersChampionWarlordWitchOracleEvolutionExpansionLarge>Everything will claimed back, for nature owns all.
>>36914129Oh no, I am far more now. Do you see the metal along my arm and back, and over my eye? That's not a mask. It is built into my very body, and falls much deeper than you can see. Oh, and I believe I have a few - well, rather more than a few - rifles I could build an attunement link into...perhaps a treaty of nonaggression in exchange?>>36914177Thank you...that was a compliment, correct? In any case, my traps may be different in that they can be deactivated, and often are. I wouldn't want to accidentally destroy a civilian - how embarrassing!
>>36914261Your intention is pure, but this is not what the Ancients desired. The garden must grow and prosper. The ancients desired order, shape, and beauty. You would render this place into primordial chaos, into the time before they came and made the garden. Unacceptable.
>>36914230Don't worry about it. I'm used to it. I'll probably stay up for another 12 to 14 hours before going to bed again.
>>36914293Fine. I shall sign said treaty. The good of my people always comes first. You keep your land, ill keep mine, and we will assist each other in the event of trouble correct?Also i desire over 1000 rifles with pic relateds aescetics. Also i can send the needed magical materials and supplies to mabufacture said guns if need be. Also i want them to use special magical focuses that regenerate magical energy when attuned. They also must have 2 modes. Sound mode shoots high speed magical armor piercing burst while the regular fire is automatic and will shred anything not magical. I will send the supplies after the treaty.
I don't want to be that guy but I see a number of rule violations in several builds.
>>36914294>>36914261I agree. If this world returns to its primordial nature then their is no beauty of life left except for plants and spirits...which is personally undesirable.
>>36914375Doesnt matter just have fun and build a realm. Roleplay if you want.
>>36914385 It is kinda daunting though when you've minmaxed to have a 300 strong army and don't bother to mention the bandits, demons, opposing kingdoms, and treasure hunters breathing down your neck.>>36914293Weapons? The hive needs arms. He-Who-Watches would accept your directions for 3 months, in exchange for 200 of your strange weapons.
>>36914419ikr but still just take it as they forgot about whats nocking at the door. That or we could team up on this fool who hasnt truly protected himself
>>36914419I have so many undead that just wont stay down running around that I can't really afford a war. But thankfully anybody who comes here will have to deal with endless hoards of uncontrollable undead that just won't stay down. Then there's Manus fucking about trying to wreck shit, he's doing a decent job too since he manages to vanish constantly, and the treasure hunters, man fuck those guys. But at least I have a ton of immigrants.
>>36914438Ik how you feel. I have all the same problems. Thing is i slayed all my undead, i get tons of immigrants, but i have to worry about treasure hunters and of course...bandits. Legions of bandits. They are led by a bandit king but he constantly alludes us. If i ever catch him though ill break him with my angelic harem then kill him. HA. HA. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>36914458My undead is an order of magnitudes worse than yours. They literally will not die no matter how many times I kill them, they just get better a little while later. And because of Manus fuckery everyone that dies becomes one of those unkillable undead. I might have to do something drastic if I want my kingdom to live.
>>36906854Reposting my altered build.Average HumanVitality prowessPhysical prowessAgility prowessCharismaEmpowermentCompanion (Average Demon/Human Oracle)PhylacteryPersonal GuardsFinal Form (Demon Behemoth, Inferno and Earth)Treasure, Adaptation (Fear them into a tribute), Malevolent, RivalSustenance, Hybrid (Human), Faction, Evolution, Appearance, Equipment, Training, Speciality: Resistance10 Average Demon/Human Harem10 Average Demon/Human Agents20 Average Demon/Human Overseers20 Average Demon/Human Priests100 Average & Giant Demon/Human Warriors2 Giant Demon Warlords2 Giant Demon ChampionsRealm Hidden & SeparateI discovered the demon plane as a human. It turned me into so much more. Utilizing my power I shed part of my human soul and formed a demon/human hybrid, now my companion who does my bidding.I created a new superior race of versatile demons hybrids who can breed with any demon or humanoid. One Demon lord found our hybrids inferior and wages war against us. We are happy to test our new power against him.Even the realm itself was mine for the taking. Tearing a part of the land, I separated it and formed it into a new plane. Here I rule with an iron fist and building a bigger army.The realm can only be entered through summoning of a demonic portal. A portal can pop up anywhere in your world, and when it does, legions of demons will invade to take your riches and humanoids, and force them to breed and turn them into slaves. We can be hired, but the costs might be too great.My companion, pic related, does the talking for her Master.
>>36914557>>36911565 hereBegone, demon. For as long as I draw breath the lives of the innocent are under my protection. No one will be your slave if I have anything to say about it.
>>36914557If you really think your so powerful them you are sadly mistaken demon. Prepare to die fool
>>36914624>>36914650I have no interest nor gain in fighting you two. Puny weaklings.Your celestials aren't even half as effective against my hybrids. And with enough time, your magic would prove to do nothing when they have evolved their unique resistances.And do you call that an army? All I see are pathetic mongrols not even worth half that of my warriors.
>>36914774If you payed attention you would realize we celestials are not only hybrids. Also if you think we would give your army enough time to adapt then you are mistaken
>>36914774Cut off the head and the body will follow.
>>36914294Death itself is beautiful, as it is part of life, yet you twist it to suit your own needs.Does your desecration know no bounds? Convert from your twisted ways, and join us.>>36914379You are a god of music, why do you care for shape? What sound is more beautiful and pure than a primordial one?
>>36914952I for one am also an angel of beauty. And im supposed to find beauty in all things. But i will not interfere with your choices if you give me one thing. A plant infused with primordial sound.
>>36914825>>36914945"Master has sent me to communicate. Both He and I are assured that his realm is completely isolated and safe from your armies. If he wishes to invade or wage war, it will be done on his terms only. After all, it is our priests who control the portals that connect our realm with that of the world.Unless there is business to discuss, Master wishes to not waste his time with idle threats anymore. Farewell."
>>36914952We are what we need to be. What we are is part of the Ancient's plan. You are nothing more than a savage. You abandon the grand work and perfection of the ancient's ordered garden, and choose instead to live among senseless animals. Rut with your own kind.
>>36915073Tell your master that so long as he stays in his realm he has nothing to fear. This world is under my protection however, and should you ever try to take its inhabitants as your slaves you'll have to get by me first.
>>36915073OH HEEECK NO!!>>36915132CAELUS WERE INVADING OK!?!
>>36915144To invade would leave the world vulnerable to other forms of evil, such as He-Who-Leads and that creature of the woods.Though I agree, he is a menace that must be stopped. The question is how? The key in that lies in getting our hands on one of his priests.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>36915245>>36915073Everyone roll a 1d100 to determine if we get one of his priest.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>36915348OOC: What do we have to beat? Just his roll?
>>36915384Yeah just his roll
>>36915384If he doesnt roll in the next 10 min we assume he got a 1 and auto win ok?
>>36915501I suppose.. On one hand, that seems a little unfair to him but from an IC standpoint it would be as if we caught him with his guard down.
>>36915501>That feeling when you don't know how to roll on 4Chan
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>36915348>>36915384"Such foolish attempts. Very well, I shall prepare for your agression."You both fail rolled and if I roll over 50, means you will never find out!>>36915558In options, type dice+#d#Where the first # is the amount of rolls, and the second # is the type of die. In this case, dice+1d100.
>>36915778"YOU HAVE FAILED ME!Master will not be pleased. At the very least, all our attempts were disappointing, so we are at a stalemate.I must do something about this failure before Master will punish me."
>>36914368But of course. The factory drones shall begin production immediately. Although for the energy fire...I may need a few supplies. And perhaps additional payment... Materials, celestially enhanced metals specifically.>>36914419In all honesty, I have no need of an army. What I would like is to study the corpses of the monsters you've destroyed to formulate your weapons, and perhaps the chitin of your soldiers to empower my own designs.
>>36915778>>36915822We didn't say anything about fail rolling, it's a matter of highest roll wins.The door to your realm has been found, demon. We come for you.
>>36915081He-Who-Leads, you do not lead, but merely follow the whim of a being long dead without a sense of your own. What is better than to master ones own path?>>36914965This i can not yet promise. It is to be seen how things unfold.I'm this: >>36914261 guy btw
>AffinityTechnology>Size ClassGiant>RaceDemonic>Boss PerksArena Manipulation -1 SoPPerception Prowess -1 SoPAgility Prowess -1 SoPPhysical Prowess -1 SoPVitality Prowess -1 SoPHybrid (Construct) -1 SoPEmpowerment (Inferno) -1 SoPPersonal Guard -2 SoP>MinionsSizes: Giant + AverageRaces: Demonic + Construct>MooksSoldiers (Demonic Constructs) -5 MP Engineers (Constructs) -5 MP >ElitesWarriors (Demonic Constructs) -5 MP Craftsmen (50/50 Mixed Group) -5 MP Overseers (50/50 Mixed Group) -2 MP Agents (Constructs) -2 MP >LieutenantsChampion (Demonic Construct) -1 MP Warlord (50/50 Mixed Group) -4 MP Chosen (Demonic Construct) -1 MP Oracle (Demonic Construct ) -1 MP Assassin (Construct) -1 MPTotal Talented minions: 448>Minion PerksTalented (Engineering) -1 MP Equipment -1 MP Training -1 MP Faction -1 MP Hybrid (Demonic + Construct) -1 MP Specialty (Resistance) -1 MPEmpowerment (Inferno) -1 MP >Realm PerksSeparate -1 SeedHidden -1 Seed>ComplicationsRival +5 MPHero +5 MPMalevolent +3 MPTreasure +3 MPCelestial Nemesis +1 SoP
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>36915822>>36915872"Raise the levies. We shall aid our allies in this conflict."
>>36915918 My realm is a burning, clanking inferno, choked with smog and dust, fires eternally ablaze as the hammers of industry ceaselessly drum. The sky is almost never completely visible, such is the smoke that clogs the air, so dense it is. What can be seen is a harsh, blazing Orange-reddish sky, illuminating the land in stark reds and oranges, creating dark shadows everywhere and giving all a hellish glow. The land is littered with machines and broken buildings, all in various states of construction and demolition, fires having scorched and partially melted some of the oldest examples. There is no organic life in my realm, though not through a lack of trying, as the numerous corpses and blackened, burned trees can attest. This however does not mean my realm is lifeless, for within the wastes lurk forgotten and abandoned machine life, some demonic in form, having arose naturally from the trash that litters the ground, others abandoned, discarded, half-forgotten warmachines, semi-sentient weapons built for my eternal crusade but having been found wanting and thrown without a care into the wastes, forming an ecosystem of their own, a grotesque parody of that which exists within more natural realms. Within the center of my dominion lies a city of black iron, through which rivers of molten lava flows, while from the center of that an active volcano rises, riddled with tunnels and halls, magma poring from out of it, even while the inhabitants of my realm scurry and stalk in and out of it's depths.
>>36915986 Those that naturally dwell in the domain I call 'home' are of a demonic nature, bodies always ablaze, eyes aflame, towering over many of the average inhabitant of other realms. They differ from the normal demonic sort however, by the machine-like material that composes their bodies, giving them the look of ever-burning Mecha straight from the depths of hell. Baleful horns rises from each of their heads, the size signifying their rank in my hierarchy, and twisted, metallic wings sprout from their backs, giving them no sort of flight but allowing them another form of attack, if they so chose. The other, far more numerous inhabitants, the backbone of my power are the machines, constructs built by myself and my hordes, the first eons ago, ever expanding, ever working, never tiring. They come in all different shapes, their bodies built for their purpose, form following function, tyranny in the most insidious of forms. Despite the obvious differences, both my demons and my machines are alike in fundamental ways, needing neither fuel nor food, ever aflame, their minds slave to reason, and their lives dedicated to one purpose, my purpose, the only one that's true.
>>36915939Woops, forgot my name.
>>36916010 The city is layered, it's size not betraying the actual enormity of area it actually covers. Indeed, one could not possibly know that it was build, not up but DOWN, going thousands of feet below the surface, spreading like a tumor across the land. Within it's walls, the eternal clanking and bashing of industry is nearly all that can be heard, with those working needed to shout and scream to be understood. Forges burn and engines churn, powered by coal and oil, the steam and smoke rising up and out of vents into the air above, clouding the sky with ash and soot. All that is made all day, everyday is more weapons, more armor, and more machines, even as other areas endlessly produce and repair the factories that produce those things, with yet still others being refineries and smelters, providing the raw materials for my enterprise, my goal, my dark, damnable dream.
>>36916033 Within the halls of my volcano citadel, are the forces of my grand regime, the arm from which other realms are smashed. At the uppermost heights train my soldiers, endlessly honing their skills, ever preparing for the next raid, siege, invasion, extermination. Lower down my warrior squads prepare their minds and bodies, harden their black hearts, hoping to stain the earth of foreign domains, spill blood of the tainted, all in the name of their master and my one, true cause. Lower still are the Overseers and the Guildleaders, the Overseers proclamations raining down on the population like slabs of steel hitting concrete, do or die, make or break, forge or be finished, even as the Guildleaders endlessly produce new blueprints to be followed, new devices to be made, new weapons to be created, out with the old, in with the new, inovation at all costs, progress the word of the day.
>>36916078 Still lower, under the surface now, lie my Agents within a vast maze, practicing their skills, waiting for another opportunity to strike at those that rise my ire, the guides to those invited or taken forcibly to be within my presence, as well as unseen defenders, striking those that have somehow managed to avoid all the hazards, traps, and people of my domain. Yet still lower, now hundreds of feet below the surface, is my vast armory and my lieutenants' quarters, spanning thousands of feet in every direction. From here, they plot, plan, and scheme, guiding my armies, calculating my future, driving forward the horde with their example, even as they farther push themselves, looking to honor my name both word and deed, punishing and destroying all with the taint.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>36915822>>36915872>>36915939Fine. They are attacking. If anyone wants to counter attack them, now's the chance. >I must do something about this failure before Master will punish me.First rolling for closing the Portal. If that fails, how will we roll since I have a better army and I have home advantage?
>>36916098 The final two layers lie thousands of feet below the surface, down what seems to be an eternal staircase, directly above the volcano's magma chamber. The first is my personal throne room, from where I sit and plot the doom of the tainted, the hall long and wide, littered with half-built doomsday devices, cracked shields, broken armor, rusted weapons. I sit on a throne of staffs, bows, swords, knives and other such weapons of war, smashed and lashed together, all having come from the same kingdom, the first I ever wiped clean of the taint, mementos of the beginning of my crusade. Scattered and hidden on all sides of the yawning chamber, are traps that I can activate with a mere thought.Directly behind my throne is as hole, large enough for me to fit through, opening into a ledge right above the magma chamber. Lying there, piled and throw around, with no rhyme or reason, are items, infected with the taint, existing in my realm only for me to study so I can negate them, further destroy things like them, and defeat and obliterate those that use them. Once one has served it's purpose, it is tossed into the lake of fire below.
>>36916122 You must be asking now, 'What is your purpose? What is the "taint?"'. Magic, of course. Magic is antilogical. It breaks the rules of nature, defies the boundaries of reality. It's ways, it's methods, destroy common sense and rationality. For something so hideously inconsistent to be so prevalent is blasphemy, a crime of the mind, body, and what the ignorant might call 'the soul'. And so I must purge the taint, whenever, however I can. Religion is just as vile, for it encourages magic's use and growth. If magic is a disease, then Religion is the carrier. They both must be eliminated everywhere, forever. Indeed, for centuries I have worked to find a way to eliminate magic, without obliterating all reality or killing all it's inhabitants, though only to ensure my own survival, rather than any care for other lifeforms.
>>36916140 My goal has not gone unnoticed, however. Angelic forces seek to purge me, viewing my very existence as blasphemy, despite routinely using that which tears at the walls of space and time. Most of the more chaotic and destructive demon lords approve of my rampages, not caring for the reasons why, but there are the intelligent and cunning who fear and loath my purges, with one powerfully tainted directly seeking to eliminate me. Then there are foolish 'heroes' who think to oppose me, following outmoded, foolish, and illogical moral codes, self-righteous in their thoughts, thinking that my purges are for some personal gain, random razing, or a scheme of petty evil. There are even those that hunt for the tainted items I horde, hoping for power, respect, and riches they would gain retrieving one of them. I care for none of these. Between my realm's hidden location, the one portal from which one might enter and leave it, the many hazards it has, both living and non, the forces that I command, the weapons both I and they wield, my vast mind, and my eternal patience, I will eventually prevail. They must win every time I start a crusade. I need win only once. Time is on my side. The taint will be cleansed.My name is Oroche the Relentless and my realm is Golgotha, the Burning Forge.
>>36916106We took your priest in order to be able to enter your home world, you said the priests were the ones who can open portals.As for the army, I'm not exactly sure how it's better, but you do indeed have the home advantage. On the other hand, we have 3 armies to your 1.If anyone has any ideas on how we roll this supposed battle, I'm all ears.
>>36916140Jeez, Orochi. Calm down. Your monolouging is enough to kill.
>>36916092You don't have to if you don't want to. I just tend to go all in when I'm roleplaying, even if its just for a CYOA...
>>36916171As if I care for your petty concerns. Still, if it would silence your mewling voice, this shall be the last time.
Rolled 65 (1d100)The end times approach. We require more blades to hold back the strange. We send the harvesters to the garden below to take excess from the arrogant ones.Rolling to take half of Lorenth's harem, using an assassin and 25 recruiters. OH CRAP OUT OF IMAGES
>>36916165Naturally, if a portal can be opened it can be closed too.Now the priest would just kill himself before helping you any further. And don't bother threatening him, anything you would do, I would do 10 times worse.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>36916226Nigga please no one takes my harem.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>36916245"I shall speak with him, not with threats or harsh tongue, but with a gentle hand and love. When I am done speaking with him, he will understand the mistake he made when he sided with you, and fall down on his knees begging for forgiveness."I get a bonus for Charisma Prowess of course.
>>36916106>>36916165I send 30 angel soldiers and 2 sorcerors through the portal
Long may he rain0 Shards>AffinityAquaticAirTechnology>Size ClassPetite>RaceHumanoid(Goblin)>Boss PerksEmpowerment x2 (-2)Magical Prowess (-1)Vitality Prowess (-1)Enchanted weapon x2 (-2) (Giant gauntlets, car-sized)Enchanted Armour (-1) (Something light and free, scale poncho? hat??)Agility prowess (-1)Companion (-1) (Aqua/Air/Tech Colossal Troll Archmage)Minions: 0 TokensPetite, Humanoid(Goblins)Giant, Humanoid(Trolls-Dota/WoW style)>Mooks(100)Guards (-4) (Mix)(100)Scouts (-4) (Mix)(50) Engineers (-2) (Goblin)(25) Merchants (-1) (Goblin)(25) Recruiters(-1) (Mix)>Elites(50)Warriors (-5) (Troll)(10)Battle mages (-1) (Mix)(40)Sorcerers (-4) (Goblin)(20)Craftsmen (-2) (Mix)(10)Overseers (-1) (Goblin)>LieutenantsChampion (-1) (Troll)Warlord (-1) (Goblin)Oracle (-1) (Goblin)Hunter (-1) (Troll)>Minion PerksFaction (-1)Equipment (-1)Specialty (-1) (Regeneration)Talented (-1) (Smithing)Training (-1)Ascendancy (-1)0 Seeds>Realm PerksLegendary Mobile (Flying/Landing)>ComplicationsTreasure (+3 MT)Rival (+5 MT)Hero (+5 MT)Usurper (+5 MT)Adaption (+1 Shard)
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>36916245OOC: I feel like by winning that roll session it'd be safe to say we made it through the portal, as that was the entire purpose of that rolling session but whatever.>>36916273Rolling for this as well
>>36916273Both rolls fail because faction. The priest kills himself.>>36916310Yeah sure. However, the portal closes behind the first troops you send through them. >>36916276 is 30 soldiers and 2 sorcerers.And you?
Rolled 11 (1d100)Nope just soldiers and 2 sorcerors all celestials btw.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>36916256 Goddamn you must have your entire army sitting up there He-Who-Watches failed in his task. 2 of the harvesters fell during the skirmish. We must remain humble, but we need fresh ones to take up the chitin. We must resort to other tactics.Sending 20 soldiers, 23 recruiters, He-Who-Commands to round up a village and drag them back. Anyone want to oppose?
>>36916358You do realize that you are Godmodding correct? You simply cannot lose gracefully can you?
>>36916421Alright, then what should I do or roll for? It's fine if you want to be judge.
>>36916435Roll to see if priest breaks or not duh. Faction increases chance of success for you. if you roll below a 20 the priest breaks
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3691640050 soldiers10 Battle Mages10 Warriors10 PriestsLet's assume that since I'm sending a larger force with better fighters I get a bonus. Does +40 sound fair for that battalion versus yours?
Rolled 9 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>36916400I send 3 priests to stop you. I get plusses because home terf and well their priest they embolden the people
The time of magic shall come to an end. Fire will be reduced to ashes, the beautiful shall be defiled, the depths will be made shallow, the perverse cleansed. All I see most all I see before me, save ONE is tainted. Thee taint shall be removed.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>36916421You do realize that you are Godmodding correct?Pretty much this. I'm fine with someone being a BBEG but don't come up with new rules on the spot when being threatened. It's like playing police on the playing ground and saying "NUH-UH! I HAD MY FORCE FIELD UP!"
>>36916490Also + another 30 becauee of empowerment and ascendence so i have 59
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>36916454Alright, will do. Critical success roll is escaping? I think I'll just adopt a temporary name. And what about the invading army?
>>36916517Yeah I take it back. Calm your titties and read what I wrote above.
>>36916472Alright. Let's also assume that the warlord grants a +10 bonus, making it 77v72. Close fight. how about I get away with most of the village (Maybe 1-200 people), and we both take 60% casualties. (12 soldiers, 11 recruiters for me, 25 soldiers, 5 of each for you)
Rolled 99 (1d100)Anticipating what may happen I summon my Archmage to aid me with replicating the portal spell before it get's shut down.>>36916536Since it succeeded in getting shut down and the priest killed himself I will have to pull it from the now dead priest's mind. Which will be harder, but still doable with the aid of my Archmage.
>>36916529Still a minimal impact, He-Who-Commands gets the shit done (With casualties). Besides, never said it was your village.>>36916472Wait a second what do you mean better fighters, sir?
>>36916583What? Since when were you with them?Last time I checked I was fighting both music man and sky god.
>>36916570What would Lorenths roll put it at? Assuming both he and I came to stop you and he rolled a 59>>36916602better is a bad way to put it. I just meant to say I sent more fighters than you had>>36916611He joined a while back
>>36916583I rolled for speaking with the Priest earlier.>>36916273Here.>>36916583And since I crit succeeded I have not only figured out your portal spell, but improved upon it.Thank you Random Number Gods.
>>36916652Meant to reply to>>36916611
>>36916627We also have to factor in he sent 3 priests of a dead god. He accounts for 4% of the opposing forces, and rolled below average. I don't think it really counts for much.
Rolled 45 (1d100)I roll...to attack one of he who leads hives(?) Or nest or whatever.
>>36916678Eh, alright. Roll a 1d200 to see how many villagers you got away with
>>36916627>>36916652Okay it's 3v1 and attacking me completely unprovoked... So be it.Portal is now stable and so big that it seems like both realms have merged. Since it threatens my realm and my rule, I will do anything I can.Then I'll send in all my armies (except my companion), including myself to counter your invasion. If it fails then I'm dead, if not I'll counter attack straight out the portal and kill whoever controls the portals. Or? Am I allowed to do that? Someone tell me what I can do and I have to roll for.
>>36916703Rolling. FOR THE HIVE!
>>36916730It's 3v1 and you hold home field, despite that though we still hold the advantage. I'd say you take a +10 to your rolls but we get to combine all 3 of our rolls together.Does that sound fair to everyone else? Or does anyone have a better idea.
>>36916730To be honest I'm not even attacking you yet. The portal would probably self sustaining at this point and would take a bit of effort to collapse let alone the fact I didn't say anything about actually opening up a portal as of yet. But I would open up a portal to allow for my allies to retreat and attack again when better prepared so we could use diplomacy giving you a chance to plead for a bloodless surrender.
Rolled 88 (1d200)>>36916769Or I could fuck up the roll. Rerolling, also for the hive.
>>36916784Better hope it's not one of my towns, because then you're probably going to get some uncontrollable perpetual motion machines for undead just from some of my people dying during capture.
>>3691678488 slaves.Current slaves have been trained into soldiers.
>>36916777Some are already sending troops through. So to me it seems it's already happening. What's the deal here?>>36916770Alright, and how does the counting go on the army? I join too.
...what.WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. THIS IS INSANE. OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND BLOOD-RELATED THINGS.Oh, and friendly reminder that I'm fantasy Switzerland except with better defenses.
>>36916821It takes time to train soldiers, especially from slaves that hate the shit out of your guts.
>>36916821>The new flesh whimpers as the hiveblade kisses her weak skin. The blackened blade leaves small, golden particles within the open wound. She cries, calling for her progenitors. We rise, and move to the next. The overseers slide in next to her, clutching at her tender flesh and whispering as they do. The next one rages, his ragged clothing denoting his poor rank in life. He screams promises of vengeance, spitting at our face. Our mandibles click, calling on long-unused muscles. "Do not fear. You and your kin shall become part of something greater. By joining our sacrifice you hold the darkness and madness at bay. We are not the enemy. The strange bays outside, howling for reality to devour. you are but one branch, and by using you to form a barrier, the forest lives." We pass him the knife. His eyes glazed over with our words, he drags it across his own flesh, staring slack-jawed at nothing.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>36916829Just to be clear. I wouldn't attack until Gwyn was finished trying diplomacy on you.Until then though, I'm accepting willing citizens as soldier to replenish my ranks and make some more. Rolling 1d100 to see how many soldiers I get.
>>36916865Right. These are slaves being mind-raped, and have been mind-raped for quite a while. Those were the starting slaves I trained.
Meanwhile, five hundred miles below the surface of your planet!Affinities:EarthMysticTechnologySize: AverageRace: HumanoidShard Perks All Prowess perks Empowerment x2 Enchanted Weapons and Armor Corruption Arena Manipulation Apocalypse Buddies!(Companion x2)  I am Benevolent-Life, ruler of Geode, the city below. Welcome to the fold. My advisor here is Many-Hands, broodmother of the Geodites, and their former ruler. When my father's ascension rituals backfired, his domain passed on to me. Her people where crying for my blood in fear of my power. I spared them and improved their living conditions, so they gave me my name. We stand before my latest project, Malice-Striker. Malice-Striker is a boring platform that also functions as foundry and military base. Geode has enemies, child. Malice-Striker will chew at their foundations.
>>36917016Minions! Geodites (Tiny/Monstrous)Deep-Born Humans (Average/Humanoid)Symbiotic (Average/Humanoid/Monstrous)Perks:Hybrid Diversity Specialty (regeneration) Ascendancy Evolution Equipment Training 《Domestic-Shield》Lieutenant:Symbiotic Warlord >John Breaking-TeethElites:Symbiotic Warriors x20 >Squad LeadersSymbiotic Battle Mages x10 >Applied MetaphysicsMooks:Symbiotic Soldiers x75 >Response UnitSymbiotic Guards x75 >Internal Security《Forward-Hand》Lieutenant:Symbiotic Hunter >Anita Hears-QuietElites:Symbiotic Agents x10 >Diplomats/WardensSymbiotic Psionics x10 >DiplomatsMooks:Symbiotic Scouts x100 >WardensHuman Recruiters x75 >Diplomats《Mindful-Heart》Lieutenant:Geodite Archmage >Thinking-GearElites:Geodite Overseers x10 >Talkative-LogisticsHuman Craftsmen x10 >Trade Guild RepresentativesMooks:Human Servants x75 >CiviliansGeodite Clerics x25 >Mending-SpeakersHuman Merchants x25 >Trade Guild MembersGeodite Engineers x25 >Constructive-Fingers
>>36917016You appear to have forgotten to bring minions.
>>36917043Welcome to Geode! As you my have noticed, Geodites, or Bismuth-Children as they call themselves, are capable of merging with most objects and imbuing them with the adaptive properties of their crystalline flesh. Most of the infrastructure in Geode is maintained by them, as the structures are actually grown from magically strengthened bismuth. The core of Geode is Mindful-Heart. It is governed by Thinking-Gear, Lead-Mind for Talkative-Logistics.They are responsible for directing the growth of the city's architecture, as well as water recycling and long distance communications. They will care for the people, so the people can care for you. Protecting the core is Domestic-Shield. The leaders of the Shield are John-Breaking-Teeth. The responsibilities of the Shield involve the defense of the city's territory, and striking out at immediat threats. Responsible for interacting with the world around us is Forward-Hand. Their leader, Anita-Hears-Quiet, is as adept at parleying with the tunnel tribes, as she is with removing threats to Geode.In the dark, the Hands are our eyes, and our teeth.
>>36917061Realm Perks Expansion Unknown Complications:BenevolentCrusadeNemesisWhispersTreasureAdaptationApocalypse All is not well in the deep realms. Below our fair city, the obstinately savage Mole-men raid our mines and eat the those they kill. They seem to be directed by some malevolent force, but they are still the least of our worries. Above us lies my sister. She and her cultists are attempting to resurrect my father.This can not be allowed to succeed. When my father's ascension failed it did so only in the most technical of terms. His spirit became one with the concept of Void, and consequently, he ceased having a connection to what currently is. Yet I can still feel him in my soul. I know he's become something terrible, and that he controls my sister like a puppet. Should he regain a stable hold of what is, I fear that this world is doomed. It's flesh, it's skin, it's breath, and it's blood will all unravel into the nothingness that has embraced my family.
>>36917003Oh, mind rape rout, irredeemably evil then. Won't have to even bother with diplomacy then.>>36916829I step through the portal with my royal guard, and from a distance I project my voice far and wide through your domain."We have deciphered your portal spell from your priest, surrender now and there will be no bloodshed this day and we will peacefully discuss terms of surrender. I promise we shall be fair in our judgement."
>>36917044Nope, just to much faggotry for one post.Don't mind me, I'm just here to clean the basement.
>>36917080> A new power rises. Beset on all sides, and many are made of stone. The hive has neither quarrel nor use for you.
>>36917099Ey-Vuhl? The Hive does not recognize this. We defend the garden. Blue and Orange morality as opposed to your black and white. I also remind you that Lorenth also has corruption, and a witch dedicated to corruption.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3691697440 brave souls have pledged themselves to my cause. Upon pledging, they are touched by my light and ascend to their celestial forms. While the first few will be trained into my new Battle Mages and Priests and elite Warriors, the rest join as Soldiers who upon receiving some short training are ready to begin fighting immediately.+40 Soldiers(In 10 minutes time I'll have gained +5 Battle Mages, +5 Warriors, and +5 Priests)
>>36917061Ah, it looks like one of my mining drones may have broken into one of your tunnels. My apologies. As long as we are in contact, though, would you accept an alliance? I have some mining tools you could use to expand, and I have no quarrel with those far, far below - in the geographic sense only, I assure you. My domain rests upon mountain peaks, after all. Would you accept a peace treaty?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>36916974So what? You're saying you're invading, and then you're not?>>36917099Oh, okay. Ahum.You hear laughter from a distance. "You dare set foot on my land and rule me?! And did you bring these mongrols here, just to watch you die?"The roll for the shroud of darkness, depending on the roll I will show you my army size and maybe a disadvantage?
>>36913418Good morning lads. Fluff timeEvery young boy in the South has had his head filled with dazzling tales of the Six Peerless Mountains and Four Auspicious Valleys. However, the vast majority of them eventually grow up to realize that these mystical places are not real, and the stories of their wonders are best left forgotten. This is exactly how the immortal Lord Evdis wishes it to be, having long ago deemed mortal men unfit to share in his kingdom’s glory and magic.Evdis rules over Huraksha, the Plain of Serpent Pillars and youngest of the Four Auspicious Valleys. This ancient realm has long been hidden from the eyes of the world, but also serves as the last colonial bastion of Cedar Elves in the Southwest. Its people still manage to prosper and, unlike some other elven groups, can boast a stable population. This is due in part to the Hurakshenes’ well-entrenched friendship with the Pvhkim, or Children of the White Star. These wise but isolated beings are made of living starmetal, a material whose properties have not yet been fully explored. They are powerful allies indeed, but are themselves lacking in numbers and seemingly incapable of reproduction.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>36916700Crap, sorry didn't see that. You would first have to find an entrance (Fuck I forgot to take hidden. Given that you are heroic, I'll just retroactively take the nemesis bonus).Rolling for how well we hid the portal last time.
>>36917206fuckin A i need to remember to take off the dice roller>>36917211I'm saying I'm giving Gwyn a chance to try diplomacy. I would prefer a peaceful outcome if possible.
>>36917220Finally, there is Lord Evdis himself. He above all others has mastered the unique magic of the valley, and has made it his goal to gradually teach it to his people. However, Evdis’ connection to the arcane forces has also produced a macabre secret, which he now keeps from all except his trusted lieutenants: His body is steadily disappearing from the material plane. For the last five hundred years, he has never been seen outside of a single set of robes, headwraps, boots, and gloves, which is then topped off with an eerie bone-white mask. His subjects, for the most part, have taken this as a strange but innocuous display of the royal identity. In reality, though, these sumptuous vestments serve as an enchanted vessel for significant portions of the elf-lord’s essence. As unfortunate as it is, all this actually serves to make Evdis far more physically durable than the average elf, to the point where he could theoretically produce a functioning “body” from the clothes alone.But now, the masked king must face the greatest challenge yet to the safety of his realm. Gillit the Unbreakable, a fearsome warlord of the old East, has made a pact with the wolf and bear spirits in order to empower himself and reanimate the pillaging hordes of his forebears. In return, the totemic deities would see Huraksha put to the torch, its magic scattered across the winds. The lich-warrior’s powers are hard to understate, but luckily there is yet much distance to gallop between him and Evdis. Even after covering it, Gillit must then rely on the faulty guidance of his scouts and shamans in order to even locate the hidden valley.
>>36917166Shes a witch dedicated to high magic fool
>>36917231I stand with what I said. I will not discuss terms of surrender, which is not acceptable diplomacy to me.
>>36917209Acceptable. Dispaching diplomats.
Im excired that all these people decided to join XD
>>36917296Are you guys playing some sort of game right now?
Rolled 31 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>36917257Please. You have an archmage for that. You surround yourself in beautiful women, preaching your purity and righteousness as people scrabble in the dirt.>The strange comes. 50 soldiers and 5 warriors have been sent to fight. Rolling 1d100, 60 or higher to fend them off, 1d55 to determine casualties.
"My Soldiers alone are among the Greatest Knights the world has ever seen, My Warriors are Legendary. I Field of wheat may be endless but it is helpless against the farmer. If you fight me you will face the greatest challenge of your life."I expand the portal to immense proportions to allow my allies and their armies to attack.OOC: Minions with a specialization are very strong in that area. Minions with a specialization in every field are pretty damn bullshit in comparison. As strong as bodybuilders, as fast as sprinters, as agile as acrobats. All at once.
>>36917322 I cannot into dice rolls. We'll assume 50% casualties.>The strange has breached the perimeter. 23 soldiers, 2 warriors have fallen. 10 warriors, He-Who-Slays, 30 soldiers have been sent to fell it.30+ To beat it back.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>36917364And forgot the roll like a turd.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>36917351>>36917211Derp, forgot to reply to your post specifically. And also.I create a flash of blinding light to at least mitigate the darkness."I am Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight, I led Humanity out from the darkness after slaying the Everlasting Dragons. No mere shadows will halt me."
Rolled 4 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>36917322Please stepping to me on my land.I send 3 priest and 20 guards along with a sorceror
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>36917364>The strange rampages. 15 soldiers, 2 warriors have fallen. We move to end this.20+. Swear to the ancients if this fails....
Rolled 72 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>36917412I send out my chosen to end you all along with my priest. Then i use my oracle to divine your battle plans
Rolled 26 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>36917275"You leave us no choice then."as soon as this >>36917391 my troops soar in and attack any frontliners you may have sent in."Feel the wrath of the sky!">>36917409I hope you haven't forgotten, Lorenth.
>>36917206>>36917409Since you two seem to be good-aligned and not likely to tread upon my land, perhaps we should consider a defensive alliance.
>Domain MasterAverage Bestial Aquatic Sharkman>PerksVitality, Strength, Agility, Charisma, Enchanted Weapon (Dragonspine Cutlass), Enchanted Armor (Mythril Vest/Shorts), Empowerment x2 (Air/Tech), Phylactery, >Minions (All Minions are a mix of average humanoids)100 Soldiers 25 Guards50 Servants25 Clerics25 Merchants25 Spies25 Thieves25 Recruiters50 Engineers>Elites40 Warriors20 Craftsmen10 Overseers>LieutenantsWarlord (First mate)Hunter (Navigator)>Minion PerksSpecialty: CharismaEmpowerment (Technology)TrainingEquipmentSustenance>Realm PerksProtected, Mobile>DrawbacksTreasure, Traitors, Usurper, Adaptation (+13)Captain Tibura, Commander of the Blue Fleet, at your service. Some call me a pirate, but I prefer the term... "Adventurer". My realm IS my fleet, which constantly travels both the seas, and skies. My quest isn't to take over the world, or any of that crap... My men and I are simply out in search of adventure.
>>36917282Oh, good. At least we can stay out of the way of the current war...as terms, we both swear not to attack the other, and to provide free trade between our realms? I require raw materials that are hard for me to get normally, and you require more refined goods and drones?
>>36917409Where is the 30 coming from? I don't see any reason for it... Anyways, that's a fail.>>36917412> 3 soldiers and a warrior have fallen. The Strange has died by my hand. We send the newly inducted to heal the damage done before it comes again.
>>36917450If you want to join an Alliance then we could certainly use some of your troops. We've a demon threatening our world.
>>36917430I beg your pardon sir? You failed the roll to find me. You cannot simply "I send my guys to kill you you die".
>>36917447>>36917391OOC: Okay, now what? And what should I roll? You both failed your rolls compared to mine. Even with the +50, what's up with that?
>>36917452OOC: You. I like you. I'LL KILL YOU LAST ha ha just joking, I'm not an aggressive realm.>>36917450A defensive alliance would be nice for me too. Really, I'm just trying to form them with everyone.
>>36916282Whatever happened to my dear pigeon friend?
>>36917499We're still waiting on Lorenth. Keep in mind we add our rolls together.
>>36917507I'm an eagle
>>36917513Then how the fuck will I ever win if you both add 3 rolls together AND +50?
>>36917499Currently we have a roll equal to 102. Once Lorenth rolls we should basically win this handily.
>>36917475My troops will stay where they are, for my realm is ever under threat. But I and my champion Nardil will come to the portal and "survey" the situation.>>36917500I think I'll take you up on the offer, Lord Mechanic.Action: Nardil and I head into the portal, he on foot and I on my Simurgh.
>>36917490XD i lost track of all this like 10-20 min ago sry
>>36917547Historically, wars fought 3v1 tended to go in the favour of whoever had the more men. But I agree, the +50 is kinda overkill. Maybe just a +10-30, depending on what lieutenants you have there.
>>36917547I went with the +50 because I was leading the charge. I assume I'd give it a significant buff. If you're in the front lines as well then maybe you could get that buff too.Keep in mind you get a +10 for home field advantage. We're being fair here but it is 3v1
>>36917551Don't bother. It makes no sense, it's completely unfair (+50 REALLY?) and there's no hope for me to win. Because Even you didn't specify how large your army is and I rolled a 92 on home field advantage roll which doesn't count for anything.
>>36917575No problem. I assume there isn't an angel-monster-waifu army breathing down my doorstep then?
>>36917599Fine, how about +30 for leading the charge. That's with my oracle and my Elites.
>>36917460My Hands inform me that you have access to the surface.In addition to drones, we are interested in importing sun grown biological matter. In return we are capable of dispensing uranium and other heavy materials. Do be careful skirting my sister's domain. She is extremely dangerous.
>>36917599War isn't fair, it's never been fair, especially when it's three on one and the side you're fighting broke down your 'gate' with more or less no casualties.
>>36917605Are you going to roll? We're attacking the demon
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36917620>>36917623It seems to me that it's 2v1 since he's busy with Mr. Leads.I roll for charging everything from the cover of darkness at high and mighty Gwyn and take him with me. Then I'm done with these stupid bullshit rolls you're pulling. You claim me to be god-moding when you pull a fucking +50 when I rolled 92. I hope you die with me.
Rolled 66 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>36917650Yeah im coming
>>3691767749 +10 = 59 vs his 26 + 30 = 56. He dies. I die. End.
>>36917677I'm not trying to godmod. I'd assume that leading a charge would give me a significant boost to my roll, I even change it for you after you threw a fuss about it. >>36917695There it is
>>36917534Yes you are, and that's nothing to be ashamed of, dignitary
>>36917706Better a talking bird than a glorified house imp.
Rolled 19 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>36917700You're not thinking with Portals.>>36917677Using my innovation on your portal magics I open up a portal leading to somewhere over the ocean in front of me moments before you and your men crash with my Warriors. I cast the spell supported by my sorcerers.Plus ten for Sorcerers, another Plus ten for Magic Prowess.
>>36917725Also, Nardil and I head back to the borders of our realm. It seems we will not be needed in this fight.
Anybody have a map to the Legendary, Golden City of Au'rym? No? I seem to have misplaced mine.
Rolled 38 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>36917700Except not really>Bestial Agility>Vitality Prowess>Agility Prowess>Enchanted Armour>Priests>Oracle to forewarn me/Heal me
>>36917725I'll not be talked down to by common elf folk!
>The last gathering was fruitful. The one known as Caelus stands against us. He sends his men in pointless battle. We send 50 soldiers, 10 harvesters, 5 sorcerers, He-Who-Commands, and 5 warriors to take the fruits of a village.Care to oppose me?
>>36917770Dint forget i sent my celestials with him
>>36917757And my warriors have Specialty x10. I have enchanted Arms and Armor, and every prowess except for Perception Prowess. I'm basically a combat monster.
>>36917764I am not a common elf.
Rolled 57 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>36917742>>36917757I should've never played with you two. You're coming up with random numbers and god mode shit yourself. That's what I get for trying to be humble.>>36917778Wow really? God mode it up son. You can't even buy specialty x10 you cheat.Good fail roll, though. I will pull everything and final form that you die with me. Those are my "negotiation terms". Am I rolling right now?
>>36917788Give me 4 good reasons why not?
>>369177763 in the chaos, especially 3 who did so little were not noticed.
>>36917808>>36917742Still beat both your rolls, just accept you're dead.You rolled a 19 compared to my 57. There's no way you win that.
>>36917778>Specialty x10Yeah, Nah. There isn't an option to buy that.
>>369178163 priests make all the difference
>>36917808No one's trying to fucking godmode here. You charged head on towards me and I factored in several fucking things that would have helped me and gave myself a score based on how much they should have given me, same goes for him. I was being generous actually since I didn't factor in perception.Fuckin' whatever dude, I don't think I'm being over the top here.>>36917835My roll was 68 with the bonuses I factored in.
>>36917811Give me four good reasons why I shouldn't explode your impudent little chest cavity?
>>36917854I add logical numbers. If i send a lieutenant or 2 does that not warrant a plus. Especially if i send elites who as the name implies are elite.
>>36917846They obviously did not. That's .3 of a minion token, grouped in with 6, against 3 tokens. Your commitment was negligible.
>>36917835Win? Oh no no no. I wasn't trying to win. I was the distraction while my compatriots that you ignored struck from behind and butchered you when you completely ignored them.
>>36917873I would say +10 per leuitenant, up to +20/30, if the task is something they are skilled at.
>>36917854And my roll was 107 with the bonus I factored in. I was being generous too.>>36917881Yeah you made a good distraction. So good of a distraction that you're dead now from my kamikazi attack. Maybe pick more speciality cheats.
>>36917903Ah, but can you kill me before they kill you?
>>36917920Already did, do you even read.
>>36917873I admitted the +50 might have been much.>>36917903Yes, your roll was good. Heres the thing though. When it's 3 armies versus 1 the 3 armies tend to do better just because they have the power of numbers, hence why our rolls add together. Look up history and you'll find Hitler didn't have a huge advantage just because he was on his home turf when the russians came a knockin'
>>36917910Captain, would you be interested in a mercenary contract? I assure you I can pay generously.
>>36917903>>36917936TrueHey does anyone know bump limit?
>>36917866One, because such an act of pure open aggressive is not befitting of a leader.Two, an "elf-folk" such as yourself surely wouldn't lower themselves to petty fights.Three, you wish.and Four, because there are counter measures in place that dictates should anything happen to me or my heirs, supreme vengeance shall be called down upon the individuals responsible.
>>36917940Money is money. Details, please?
>>36917910Give me 20 minutes. It's time for me to get shit done.
>>36917933They have yet to roll to save me.>>36917936>>36917946Care to rescue me fellas? I'm in a bit of a sticky situation here after all.
>>36917936I can't trust you or gwyn to judge anymore, since you made up bonus numbers out the ass when you were severely disadvantaged from terrain.Besides we never ever numbered our armies and you simply assume you are all at full capacity? Besides if numbers mean everything, why would I buy warriors compared to soldiers. Clearly numbers numbers numbers.>>36917967Nope. My armies held them busy. I killed you myself. Well technically you killed yourself with that godawful roll.
>>36906854[spolier]We need someone to make an effective combat system/state thing that's realistic. Some builds will be stronger than others so maybe some slight nerfs should be made. Kind of like the power armor cyoa but maybe you could be given a "s.p.e.c.i.a.l." type thing while you're creating your thing so that you can maybe try to mid max or whatever the fuck.[/spoiler][/spoiler]I'm not volunteering. I'm too tired. Been working on builds. I genuinely think this could be a really cool thing but not in it's current state.
>>36917983>fucking up the spoiler tagThat's my sign to head to bed. Seriously. This needs to be done, guys. Check in on this later today.
>>36917950Conduct a large-scale raid upon the Fuchsia Isles. Make it hurt, steal as much as you can, but do not cripple them. You may keep all the profits.
>>36917983I was considering it but I noped the fuck out hard. Have mercy on the person who will. That's what I've learnt from this thread.
Rolled 73 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>36917982In that case you put yourself within striking distance when you charged. I'm rolling with my blade. I'm factoring in things. Is that okay with you or are you going to cry about that as well?Before that though I'm rolling for Oracle and Priests to stabilize Gwyn. Anything above a 50 saves, is that okay?
>>36918023Doesn't matter, even if I were to bump it and remove the bonus after you cried about it he saves.
>>36918004But do not attack until I command it.
>>36918004Mmmm.... Seems risky, but I'm interested.I'd be cool with it, but I'm not so sure about it with combat being the way it is now.
>>36918017When I'm not burning a third of a candle I can generally work my mind around such things but I lack the photo editing ability to do a whole lot. I've got some ideas but brainstorming could help. I'll see what I can get done when I awake later. Good luck with this dysfunctional mess for now.
>>36918062Fair enough. Huraksha isn't all that interested in war anyway. But that imp prince had better learn to hold his tongue in the presence of higher beings.
Alright guys heres whats gonna happen. Im doing all this on mobile app so o need someone to archive this and post link to vote it up. Next thread we are going to create a commomsense battlesystem instead of flaling around rolling dice. How does thay sound? Also save your builds.
DOMAIN RULES1. Don't be a douche.2. State your action before rolling, allow 10-15 minutes for someone to respond3. Leuitenants provide a +20 bonus for a task they are assigned to, provided they are skilled in the area (Assassins cannot create magic portals, champions cannot research the cure for fantasy AIDS)4. Every minion token's worth of combatants adds a +10 to the roll. Convert as needed (for example, 30 soldiers adds +12 to the roll). When being used counter to their specialalities, reduce it to +5 per minion token (For example, thieves being used in a battle).5. Magical minions add +15 per minion token, but they take 1.5 more casualities as normal units to represent their fragility.6. Additional modifiers must be accepted by both players.7. When in battle against another player or an opponent of your own making, you each roll 1d100, add your modifiers, and compare rolls. The enemy beat you by 100 or more: You lose 75% of all units involved, or all resources/progress you made so far. The enemy beat you by 50-99: You lose 40% of all units/resources/progress. The enemy beat you by 1-49: You lose 20% of all units/resources/progress. You beat the enemy by 100 or more: They lose 75% of all units/resources/progress. You gain 100% of your target resources/progress (Such as rounding up the entire village, hitting a siazble gold deposit, making a breakthrough on the decrytion) You beat the enemy by 50-99: They lose 40% of all units/resources/progress. You gain 50% of your target. You beat the enemy by 1-49 or more: They lose 20% of all units/resources/progress. You gain 25% of your target.PROTOTYPE DONE.
>>36918173Sounds great. Better than the current nonsense.
>>36918090I look forward to a reasonable system rather than this biased guess based bullshit.You'll probably get a lot of backlash for this. I for one welcome restrictions and balance with an impartial judge.
>>36918173That'd be great. We'll start this whole encounter over next thread.
>>36918188This is seems agreeable to you guys?
>>36918220Fine, but we have to find a way to integrate a domain's Complications, or else the balance will be thrown off.
>>36918220As far as a prototype it will work for now. Put it in the OP on the next thread. We'll pick this up later
>>36918241Yeah but also a risk roll to deal with it once and for all. In a way that you might end up with less value than that what you got as a bonus.
>>36918241Common sense could work here, is my guess. For instance, soldiers probably can't attack flying islands, or underwater targets, without transportation of some sort or specialized weaponry, but that could make certain things OP.
>>36918241>>36918268>>36918212Alright anyone archive it?Also how do we shut down a thread?
>>36918288Report it perhaps? If you're the OP it shouldn't be a problem.
Second thread up. I'll mediate this.
>>36918326Remember im on the app so i cant for some dumb reason