Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36784629/Char sheets: Layla http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83v Maria http://pastebin.com/Pz8RjLpuI sit upon a throne fashioned from the bones and sinew of lesser beings that had dared to appose my rule or were simply annoying, I can't quite recall which group makes up the most of it at this moment of solitary silence. I tap my fingers upon the arm of the throne. This is all very boring, ruling everything. I mean conquering it all was quite entertaining, but there's just nothing to do anymore except terrorize peasants, sit on this throne, and try to think up excuses as to why I am not giving immortality to any of my advisers or the nobles who I've allowed to keep some semblance of their former power, so long as they keep supplying me with fresh bodies to drain dry.Not to mention I always have to deal with the whiny lesser beings and their problems. I feel more like a janitor than a ruler at this point. I sigh and lean back. I just want to be free to do what I please, instead of just sitting on a throne all day doing nothing."Layla?" the voice of angel shakes the foundations of the worldI open my eyes, a bit confused as to what the hell that dream was. I see that Maria is an inch from my face, and is smiling."What?" I ask yawning"Its snowing!" She shouts happily shaking me slightly"It can snow here?" I ask"Apparently" She says"So why did you need to tell me this?" I ask still half asleep"Well, I don't really know" She says "just thought you might want to know"What do I say what's so great about snow? I've never really seen it beforeOh, does this mean we'll have to stay inside and watch cheesy christmas movies? Hey, I had the weirdest dream just now What are you wearing? Hey, maria, want to do something? write in
>>36899903>Oh, does this mean we'll have to stay inside and watch cheesy christmas movies?
>>36899903> Hey, I had the weirdest dream just now
>>36899903> what's so great about snow? I've never really seen it before
>>36899903>>36899966Adding> what's so great about snow? I've never really seen it beforeDidn't notice it. Way more adorable.
>>36899903> what's so great about snow? I've never really seen it before>Oh, does this mean we'll have to stay inside and watch cheesy christmas movies?
>>36899903>Oh, does this mean we'll have to stay inside and watch cheesy christmas movies?Good Day Headmaster.
I sit, rubbing the sleep from my eyes as my ears twitch as they begin their somewhat annoying habit of picking up the slightest of sounds."What's so great about snow?" I ask as I get some cricks out of my back by stretching "I've never really seen it before""It's just something fun" She says "I mean you go out, mess around for awhile with it until your numb, and then you go back inside where its all nice and warm, and relax""And why is that something to be excited about?" I ask"Because it goes away eventually" She says "you have to enjoy it while it lasts""Well, I can understand that, I guess" I say getting out of the bed "How much snow is there any ways?""at least a foot deep of it" She says "its probably a lot more than that, though""Does this mean we'll have to stay inside and watch cheesy christmas movies?" I ask"Oh we aren't snowed in" she says "so not unless you want to, which I highly doubt you do""Yeah, I think I'll pass on that" I say "They're basically all just the same movie anyways""Oh that's not true and you now it, Layla" She says"Yes it is" I say. Maria sighs.What do I do? go outside with Maria stay indoors with maria visit the witch visit the nun Ruin holiday cheer go to a class get a job write in
>>36900303> visit the nun
>>36900303> go outside with MariaLets take a look at this "snow" thing.
>>36900303> go outside with Maria
>>36900303> go outside with MariaMight be a good idea to take our nun outside afterwards.
> go outside with Maria>>36900337Nun can come later. We have a Maria obsession. Not a Clementine one.
>>36900303 go outside with Maria
"Fine" I say grabbing my hoodie and putting on, zipping it up as I turn to Maria "Lets go look at the snow then". I stop for a moment as I realize Maria is in a rather silly looking sweater that looks like a Christmas tree. Her beautiful black hair is covered by some kind of beanie."Aren't you going to put on something more than that? she asks me "I mean it's quite cold outside""no, why would I?" I ask her "I can handle it, I mean I'm already dead""You really like reminding me of that don't you?" She says smiling as she opens the door and walks out "Well if that's all you're going out with, we'll just get some hot cocoa from requests"."Fine by me" I say as I follow after her. The hall way is overly festive, covered in Christmas lights, small christmas trees, and with the song "let is snow" playing on the speakers.Maria seems far more enthusiastic to go outside than she usually is, so snow has to be at least some what worth going out for.we get to the lobby and walk out the door and it is really cold outside. There aren't as many students out as usual, and the ones that are out are covered in heavy coats. I see a few groups of students messing around with the snow. I rub my arms, shivering slightly."You okay?" Maria asks "I mean if its too cold for you we can go back inside""No, I'm fine" I say as my teeth chatter "should've gotten a larger coat, but I'm fine". Maria shakes her head, and grabs a hold of me and pulls me close to myself."This better?" she asks. I nod, smiling happilyWhat do I do what are those people throwing around? try to make a snow man 1d20 Ask Maria what she wants to do write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36900590> try to make a snow man 1d20
>>36900590 try to make a snow man 1d20then Ask Maria what she wants to do
>>36900590> Ask Maria what she wants to do> what are those people throwing around?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36900590> what are those people throwing around?> try to make a snow man 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36900590> try to make a snow man 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36900590>>36900620
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36900590> try to make a snow man 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36900590> try to make a snow man 1d20> Ask Maria what she wants to do
I look around at my white covered surroundings as small specks of snow fall all around me. There certainly is a lot of it. Hell, even the buildings are covered in the stuff. the problem Is, I have no idea what you do with snow."So" I say "Maria, what do you want to do""Make a snowman?" She says "I mean that's always fun""Okay?" I say as we walk over to a thick patch of snow. I then realize I forgot to put shoes on, I don't say anything however, I mean I've had worse than cold toes before, I've had far worse.Maria lets go of me, and I wrap my arms around my self, shaking as the wind blows into my face, pushing snowflakes on to my exposed flesh. Maria crouches down and grabs some snow, pressing it into a ball, before she places it down and begins to roll it around, causing it grow larger as it picks up more and more snow.I do similar, and ah, my fingers, should've put on my leather gloves. I squish the snow and make an almost ball of it it. I place it down on the ground and begin rolling it around, it growing more and more misshapen as I push and shove it. I look at Maria, who's snow ball now nearly comes up to her knees. She begins to make another ball of the stuff.I keep pushing my around, until the mishapen mass is around the size of Maria's and hard to push around. I look over and see Maria putting a smaller ball ontop of the first one. I start making another one, my fingers feeling wet and numb as I create another snowthing, this one a bit larger than the last because I got distracted for a few second. It takes a lot of effort, and some help from Maria to put it ontop of the first one.I make a third snowthing, and it's far smaller than the other ones. I sigh as I place it atop my abomination as Maria shapes out the small imperfections of her snow man. "Now we need to get it some arms" She says grabbing some sticks and placing them into the side of the middle ball. I look around, bit I only find two small branches that are slightly burnt. Cont
>>36900903I stick them into the sides of the middle mass and I step back, looking a it as I try to bring feeling back into my fingers. they looks like giant clawed arms."Well" Maria says as she looks at my creation "it's uhm, well it's unique""Oh don't try to sugar coat it" I sigh "it looks like crap""Oh no it doesn't" She says "I mean you could just say you wanted to make a snowmonster, and it'd be perfect""But I wanted to make a snow man" I say "Well I think it looks good" She says handing me some small stones "and you still need to give him a face". She walks over to hers and begins to carefully place the stones into the upper most ball, creating a smiling face. She places the extra stones down in a line down the middle ball.I walk over to mine and look at the misshapen mass of snow on the top, I have no idea where this poor creature's eyes would even be. I place them in the best I can. The smile is misshapen and one of the eyes is a lot larger than the other. I place the other stones in the middle part of it. "I know how Dr Frankenstein felt now" I say staring at my abomination"Layla, it isn't that bad" She says "I mean you can be sure there won't be a snow man like this anywhere on the campus""I wonder why that is?" I say "oh yeah, because it's terrible""You did your best" Maria says patting my on my shoulder "do you want to do something else now?"what do I say Destroy this abomination go inside snow angels? I wonder how the forest looks now, come on Write in
>>36901047>[X] snow angels?>[X] I wonder how the forest looks now, come onSnow angels in the forest!
>>36901047 snow angels? I wonder how the forest looks now, come on
>>36901047>Get some proper clothes and then> I wonder how the forest looks now, come on
>>36901047> snow angels?> I wonder how the forest looks now, come on> Be actually dressed for winter.I wonder if the ghost is festive too.
>>36901047>>36901145>>36901115Seconding these, you are tough Layla, we get it.
>>36901047> snow angels?> I wonder how the forest looks now, come onGo small and climb inside her sweater. Warm ride
>>36901169seconding riding on maria
>>36901047>>36901115This.Far more importantly, did we get Maria a christmas present?
"I can't feel my ears" I say as I begin to walk towards the request office."I told you, didn't I?" Maria says following after me "You needed to wear more than your hoodie, but at least you weren't bullheaded about it""Lets just get there before my fingers freeze" I say as I run as fast as I can to the request office, leaving Maria behind. I throw the door open as I nearly crash into it."HOLY CRAP" the request guy shouts as I burst in suddenly "the hell did you come from?""I n.n.need some warmer clothes" I say rubbing my arms as I shake in place, why am I still cold? I went inside dammit."Okay, gimme a second" He says vanishing for a few moments. He comes back, smiling impishly as he hands me a box.I quickly dig through it and put on what's insidea thick pair of woolen socksa pair of heavy bootsone of those Russian hats, which pushes my ears uncomfortably, but it's better than them freezing gloves that make it a bit difficult to move my fingers.An a large coat that makes it look like that I eat far to much, I can't lower my arms all the way when I wear it.And a long red scarf.I glare at request guy, causing him the fall over laughing."Layla?" Maria says as she walks in, finally catching up to me. she stops and stares at me for a moment "uh, it looks great on you?""lets just leave before I kill request guy" I say as I wobble out of the office, hearing request guy laughing ever as the door closes"So what do you want to do now?" Maria asks sheepishly"Snow angels" I say as I begin to slowly walk over to the forest "in the forest""Okay then" She says following after me.We eventually get into the forest, and find that it to is covered in snow."So where to?" Maria says standing close to me "I mean I've never really been out here before""I know a clearing somewhere in here" I say "it may take awhile to get there, though""Okay, just, stay close to me okay" She says, her voice wavering. Cont
>>36901498I eventually find the clearing, and see that Evaline is there as well, as well as some person covered in clothing, whoever it is seems to be having trouble actually talking do to the scarf wrapped around the lower part of his face.They don't seem to notice us as Evaline carries on a one sided conversation as the person who's even more wrapped up than me stares at the sky, seemingly ignoring her. As we get closer I realize the person in all the clothing is actually quite large. We walk to the side of the clearing opposite of those two, so as not to be disturbedMaria falls back onto the snow and begins to move her arms and legs up and down and apart and together.I do similar, but I can't really move my arms as much as she can.I somehow manage to get up and look at my snow angel, it seems to have rather small wings compared to Maria's.Maria rubs her gloved hands togetherWhat do I do Explore forest talk to Evaline and her friend Throw snow at the other two Go somewhere else write in
>>36901630> Explore forest
>>36901630> give snow angel bigger, horrific, wings.> talk to Evaline and her friend> Explore forest
>>36901630> talk to Evaline and her friendMake it short.
>>36901696>>36901630Lets do this
Oh, those wings just won't do, they're pathetic. I crouch down and begin pushing the snow away from the snow angel I made, I drag curved lines from the wings after that, making them look like proper wings. Maria shakes her head, chuckling slightly when I finish my work"There, isn't it just fantastic?" I say"best snow angel I've ever seen" She says smiling. I smile."Yours isn't bad either" I say as I waddle over to evaline and her friend."Hey" I say sitting down as best as I can in all this heavy and restricive clothing"Layla?" She asks "what are you doing out here again""Oh we're just enjoying the snow" Maria says sitting down next to me"Yeah, it is rather nice out here isn't it" She says "I mean I could do without the cold, but beggars can't be choosers I suppose""Who's your friend?" I ask. The large person pulls the scarf down, revealing the starting of a red beard."Martin Fredricks" he says, his voice low and irritated sounding "I think we've met before""Maybe we have" I say "I don't really pay attention to people much unless I need to"."Yeah, well me and him we're having ourselves a nice chat" She says "that doesn't involve either of you, so if you would kindly""Yeah, yeah" I say standing up "Come on Maria""Are we going back?" She asks"no, we're going deeper" I reply smiling"Oh, o..okay" She says rushing to catch up to me.We walk back into the trees and keep walkingWhere do we go graveyardabandoned buildings strange grove courtyard third year courtyard write in
>>36902004 strange grovewe have nya fear.
>>36902004> strange grove
We keep walking together, with Maria now clinging to my arm as we slowly make our away through the eerily silent and empty forest. the only noises I can hear is the crunch of the snow under our feet, our breathing and the wind blowing through the the empty branches of the trees, making a rather odd noise. Maria pulls herself closer to me."Did you hear anything?" She asks meekly"No, why?" I say"No reason" She says laughing nervously "no reason at all". I smile, Maria's so cute when she's afraid.We keep walking and then I notice there are no trees around us, I look around, we're in a large grove, that the trees seem to be actively avoid, I can see stones sticking out of the ground, covered in snow. They look too square to be natural.There is now wind here, how odd."I don't think we should be here" Maria saysWhat do I do agree with here explore the grove mess with Maria, with MAGIC try and comfort her write in
>>36902312> try and comfort her> explore the grove
>>36902312> explore the grove> try and comfort herProbably no paladins here, so we should be fine.
>>36902312 explore the grove try and comfort herwatch for druids
>>36902312> explore the grove> try and comfort herMystery time! I hope we find something to give to Maria.
>>36902312> try and comfort her> explore the groveSpooky christmas?
"Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen" I say "I mean it's not like there's going to be another mad bastards with swords in here""yeah, but I don't like the feeling of this place" She says "I just don't know, it doesn't feel right here""Yeah, I know what you mean, feels like something is watching us doesn't it" I say as I begin to walk into the grove, Maria following me slowly "But don't worry, if there is anything in here, I'll keep you safe""Oh I know you will" she says "It's just that, oh to hell with it, I'm just probably being paranoid anyways""Funny, I'm usually the paranoid one" I say giggling as Maria clings to my arm tighter.I begin to walk under and onto the stones, they seem old, I have no idea how old they are however. Maybe I found the new stone henge or something. Maria sits on one of the smaller one, looking back and forth as she rubs her shoulders to stay warm."Layla?" She whines "I swear I just heard something,did you hear anything""Nope, just the wind" I say "you can go back if you want to, you know""I don't want to walk back alone" She says "I..I'll just stay here for now"What do I do? Look for a gift for Maria 1d20 Mess with her Lets go back Listen carefully 1d20 write in
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36902629> Look for a gift for Maria 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36902629> Look for a gift for Maria 1d20Gift time!
Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)>>36902629 Look for a gift for Maria 1d20 Listen carefully 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36902629 Look for a gift for Maria 1d20If we fail this do we bring her a murder present?
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d20)>>36902629> Look for a gift for Maria 1d20> Listen carefully 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36902629>[X] Listen carefully 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36902629 Listen carefully 1d20Not leaving without a prize
I know, I'll look for something to give Maria for Christmas while I'm here. I begin to dig through the snow and look under some of the larger rocks sticking out of the ground at an angle. I look in the center of the grove and find nothing. I run around the edges, looking at my feet as I do so, and I find not a single thing besides snow and rocks.There has to be something hair, I begin running across the grove as fast as I can, searching under the snow and the rocks as quickly as I can. I even look back in places I have already looked. I still find nothing. I look around me, the grove is now covered with my foot prints and patches of grass from where I looked under the snow. I sigh and sit down next to Maria, who's looking pretty jumpy right now, I looked over nearly every inch of the place and I couldn't find nothing, and now I'm all tired out. I'm a vampire, I shouldn't get tired, why do I still run out of breath. I close my eyes and..what was that. I open my eyes and look around, I swore I heard some thing. I close my eyes again and take the Russian hat off. My ears twitch and move around as I listen closely to everything I can.I hear something faintly on the wind, what is thatI close my eyes and pinch my nose shut to try and heighten my sense of hearing. I can hear it clearly now"A corpse and two souls in one body, tied together by strings of the heart, come to visit in the dead of winter, oh what a strange duo to meet at such a time, all soaked in blood, they sit together, let they are alone"Something is singingHORRIBLYgod that tune, its so off key it makes me angry.What do I do mock what ever is singing Yeah, lets leave this place tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terribly lie to maria, say you heard nothing write in
>>36902998> tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terriblySo she doesn't need to worry.
>>36902998 tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terribly mock what ever is singing
>>36902998> tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terribly>Ask whatever sings there to show itself
>>36902998> tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terribly> mock what ever is singing
>>36902998> tell Maria you heard a voice, singing terribly> mock what ever is singingNot gonna take it while someone sing shit about Maria!
"Hey, Maria" I say turning to her as she rubs her hands together"W.what" She says as she goes back to rubbing her shoulders. Oh, I just noticed I can see her breath when she speaks, didn't know it was that cold, actually."Oh I heard a voice" I say smiling"WHAT!" She shouts wrapping arms around me while trying to hide behind me"Oh its nothing to be worried about" I say "it just has a terrible singing voice""Don't insult it" Maria whines "Please"."A voice that sings like a fish walks" I say "heard by a cat and a beauty, it is laughed and mocked ruthlessly for the lack of any talent within it""Laaaaylaaa" Maria whines as she gets even closer to me "pleaaaaase"I close my eyes and listen closely again"A corpse that thinks its still alive, wrapped around the finger of two stitched together into one, has no idea what true beauty is as it stays near that thing with two inside the one, insults the humble artist who does not ask for any one thing to preform his wonderful song"What do i do mock it more Come on Maria, lets go back Okay, now it dies, find the voice 1d20 write in
>>36903347> mock it moreWell it did have the good sense of calling Maria beautiful, so I guess it can live for now.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36903347>find the voice 1d20> mock it more
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36903347> find the voice 1d20
>>36903347 Come on Maria, lets go backShits cold.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36903347> mock it more> find the voice 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36903347>[X] Find the voice, scare the crap out of itWe don't have to kill it, but we can always make it practice a consistent pitch by making it scream in terror.
>>36903468do you wish to use a lucky coin?
>>36903518How many do we have right now?Ah, why the hell not.
>>36903518Is it right that we only have one lucky coin left?In that case.>N
>>36903518Lets not.Might want to take a mission again soon.
>>36903545>>36903518...But it's a 20. That's a critical success, not a failure. Why would we reroll that? I'm on to your secrets, HM.
>>36903632Lucky Coins aren't re-rolls. They are automatic succeses, and can upgrade a regular nat20 into a critical success.
>>36903632can turn a crit success nat 20 into effectively a nat 40.
>>36903632Lucky coin doubles the roll. Meaning it would be a double crit meaning we just wrek'd the guy.
>>36903632You apparently get to tie break now.Have fun.
>>36903347> mock it moreOh no you didn't!>>36903518No, might need it to actually save Maria.
>>36903518>>36903545Okay I just saw we have only one left.Then changing to >NWe might need that one.
Okay, I'm going to fucking kill this thing, maybe make a coat out of it or just tie it to a tree by its innards. I stand up and begin to look around as I put the Russian hat back on. I don't care what the hell it is, it insulted Maria, and for that it is going to be punished brutally and cruelly."An stupid little bird, sings to the cat and insults her love" I growl "unaware of the wrath it unleashes upon its soon to be corpse""The corpse thinks it can scare the artist, who truthfully pointed out what an aberration her companion was, and let she gets angry and the truth and threatens the poor thing".I look around, breathing heavily as anger and rage fill my veins with new and very pissed off life. Where the hell is it, where the hell is it, where the hell is it!! I can hear it laughing at me, I now I can, it's taunting me, after it dare INSULTS MY LOVE!? I shall feed it to the dogs, I'll let the birds peck at its eyes, I'll, I'll, I'll!!I Scream in rage, unable to contain it any longer. I am probably lucky I didn't cough up hell fire again. I pant, a bit calmer after that release. I look up, wiping a lock of hair out of my eyes, and what is that?I see, a thing, yes it certainly is a thing. It's face is an empty copper plate, there's a hole in its stomach where there are strings like those on a guitar over it. it's around human size, bit it's hands are tipped with long and wicked looking claws. Pieces of copper are drilled and bolted to its arms and legsWhat do I say Okay, Maria, lets get out of here, NOW FOUND YOU!!!!!! The fuuuuuuuck are you Uuuuuuh, what? write in
>>36903890> The fuuuuuuuck are you
>>36903890> FOUND YOU!!!!!!
>>36903890Looks like a minor pagan god or daemon, or both.Snack time?
>>36903890> FOUND YOU!!!!!!Fuck this guy.
>>36903937We can't eat it?
>>36903890> FOUND YOU!!!!!!EAT THE FUCKER
>>36903890> FOUND YOU!!!!!!>>36903937>>36903987I think its more a effigy or something, I wouldn't even be sure its the real singer.
>>36903937>>36903987We're a vampire.. not a demon are you guys getting the quests mixed up?
>>36904025Layla ate a daemon already, its were she got her magic powers from.
>>36904025We do get powers by consuming things.
>>36903890> FOUND YOU!!!!!!Too mad to notice how odd it is.Time to eat the little birdy.
>>36904025>Magical ability: Unlocked Focus:Consume and stealAnd we get so rarely use from it too.Not so sure this is such a case, but if it is.Then he is fucked.
>>36904071>>36904076That was in her mind. In a sort of mental attack.This is a thing made of copper.
>>36904127Spiritual entity.By all logic she should not have been able to eat a spiritual entity, but she did.
>>36904127Our Consum and steal ability is actually independent from our absorbing the demon.And yeah, amybe we can't eat him. We can still try.
"FOOOOOOUND YOU!!" I roar happily as I point at the thing. it tilts its head, and begins plucking at its strings"Seen, by the corpse of a mortal girl who still stubbornly walks upon the ground" it sings "how odd today is turning out to be""Layla, are you okay?" Maria asks"Yeah, just seeing things, nothing to worry about, just stay back for a little while" I say smiling."Okaaay?" She says hiding behind the rock she was sitting on"Oh so sweet, the corpse's heart still beats for that creature" it sings "oh it makes the artist heart flutter with joy""the bird sings to the cat, still unable to see the fate before it" I say "I am going to eat your heart if you have one you BASTARD""Oh myyyy" it says tilting it's head againWhat do I do? CHARGE 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 throw something at it 1d20 Insult it  write in
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)>>36904263> CHARGE 1d20>cast a spell(shock)I think we need to be in close range for that one.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36904263> cast a spell 1d20Shock
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36904263> CHARGE 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36904263 CHARGE 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36904263> CHARGE
>>36904380It's...it's in the first 5 rolls...
>>36904380Guess the dice hate this guy as much as Layla does.
>>36904424>>36904451I didn't even need a cat pun.
I throw my heavy coat off, I don't care if I freeze right now, I need to be able to beat this fucker's face in, and to do that I need to be actually able to move my arms. The thing's hands are resting on its strings. It stares at me with its empty face. We stare each other down for a moment or two, and then, he plucks a string.I run towards him as fast as I can, kicking up a bit snow due to my inhuman speed. It begins picking at its strings, and then it begins to swipe at them fast enough for its hands to blur.I get hit by some wall of wind or some bullshit. I place my foot down, Grind my teeth and scream, using all my force to run at the thing, I some how don't get blown off my feet from it and I actually manage to close the distance between me and it. the force of the wind increases as I get closer, the thing begins to panic I thinkI get right up next to it, I have no idea how I am still standing. I see my reflection in its face.What do I do PUNCH IT 1d20 TACKLE IT 1d20 Syringe (types, potassium, paralytic, muscle relaxants) 1d20 cast spell 1d20 write in
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36904682 TACKLE IT 1d20then we can get in two more rending attack with our hindquarters. we can't pussyfoot around.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36904682>Syringe>Paralytic
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36904682> cast spell 1d20>shock
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36904682> TACKLE IT 1d20Time to initiate grapple
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36904682> TACKLE IT 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36904682> cast spell 1d20 shock
I reach my arms out and leap towards it, snarling as I do so. I see my own reflection, my red eyes glowing with hate and bottomless anger. And then I hear the music the thing is playing with itself. the pitch grows higher and higher and ever higher, and it begins to hurt my ears. and then I find myself thrown into the air by a burst of wind under me. Oh, that's just cheating. And then I keep flying, until a good twenty feet away from where I was.I hit the ground with a thud and stand back up, shaking my head. Why must I still be able to feel pain. I groan and turn back towards the thing"Layla, what just happened to you?" Maria cries, scared out of her wits by the sound of it"Nothing, just tripped" I say as I watch the thing continue to strum on it's strings."Come, corpse, face me again" it says with a mocking toneWhat do I do Throw a throwing knife at it 1d20 CHARGE 1d20Cast a spell 1d20 Maria, do you have your revolver on you? Try and sneak up on it 1d20 write in
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36904947> Try and sneak up on it 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36904947>Try and sneak up on itWe're a feline vampire. Let's hunt, dammit!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36904947> Try and sneak up on it 1d20Hah, sneaking through dense snow.Catsplay!
>>36904947 Try and sneak up on it 1d20Time to stop meowling about and kick some ass!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36904947> Try and sneak up on it 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36904947> Try and sneak up on it 1d20It'll Nyaverrr see us coming!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36904947>>36905012
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>36905040Not a twenty. But I'll take it. I have a feeling I'll never roll that well again. Still love this quest for my streak of twenties.
I crouch down low to the snow, both thankful and regretting that I took off my coat. I get down on all four and bound over to the nearest rock, barely dodging a blast of air, or music, or whatever the hell that thing is shooting at me. I stay behind it for a few moments, and then back down, and slowly creep my way to the next one, no blast of air, I clamber onto the top of the rock and quickly and silently run down, and hide behind another rock, no blast of air. I creep behind another and, damn it nearly saw me, but I am so close now, just one more run and I'll be behind itI dart to the rock to its side. Nothing, fantastic. I slowly creep behind it, the thing is looking around, trying to find meWhat do I do? Pounce, CHOMP 1d20 Tackle 1d20 throw knife 1d20 syringe 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 boo write in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36905217 Pounce, CHOMP 1d20nyaat what you were expecting, hmm?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36905217> Pounce, CHOMP 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36905217 Pounce, CHOMP 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36905217 Pounce, CHOMP 1d20Supurrrrise!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36905217> cast a spell 1d20 shock
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36905217> Pounce, CHOMP 1d20Like playing cat and mouse.
I crouch lower to the ground, and involuntary begin to shake my rump in the air as my tail flicks back in forth. And then I pounce, latching my arms around the things shoulders, and my legs around its waist. It begins to move to get me off of its back the second I touched it, but its already too late.I bite into its neck and take a deep drink of its blood, and...an...and oh...errrgh, that isn't...blood, tastes like battery acid, uuurgh. I don't let go of its throat as I tear my head away, leaving a deep gash in its neck, that's pouring some horrible liquid that's a nearly black purple. I begin retching as the thing flails about with me still on it as the foul juices pour from my mouth.I fall to the ground and proceed to get the last of whatever that was out of me. I stand back up, panting and feeling a bit ill from it all.I turn and see the thing, its chest covered in its own blood? it places a clawed finger on its strings as it raises its other hand like its going to slash me with itwhat do I do cast a spell 1d20 dodge 1d20 throw something at it Maria shoot infront of me 1d20tackle it 1d20 write in
Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)>>36905594 Maria shoot infront of me 1d20 dodge 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36905594> cast a spell 1d20 shock
Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d20)>>36905594> Maria shoot infront of me 1d20> dodge 1d20
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)>>36905594> cast a spell 1d20> Maria shoot infront of me 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36905594> Maria shoot infront of me 1d20
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)>>36905594> dodge 1d20> Maria shoot infront of me 1d20
"Maria, aim in front of me" I say as I get ready to jump out of the way of this thing at a moments notice, or less depending on how fast it is.The music begins to play, I see Maria in the very edge of my vision taking aim at something she can't see, her aim is shaky. Ok, this may not have been the best laid plan, in hindsight.I see the wall of air coming towards me, ever so slowly. and then.*BANG, ping*.The thing stumbles slightly, still plucking at his strings, oh that's bad. The wall of wind begins to sway wildly as the thing tries to get back on its feet. Ok I think I need to dodge RIGHT. I leap out of the way and feel myself begin to spin around as the thing hits my legs and then slams into the rest of me as I spin like a top.I'm thrown into a rock pillar, and I hear the stone crack against me. I fall to the ground and stand up. The thing's face has a hole in the side of it, and it's standing slightly unsteadily. Sparks fly from the hole in it's copper face."Ow" it says placing a hand to its face "You'll pay for damaging my visage"What do I do? Get his attention back on you TACKLE him 1d20 cast a spell MARIA RUNthrow something at him 1d2 syringe it 1d20 write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36905956>[X] Get his attention back on you>[X] TACKLE him 1d20GOD OF THE MURDERHOBOS GUIDE MY DICE
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36905956> Get his attention back on you> TACKLE him 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36905956> Get his attention back on you> TACKLE him 1d20Here plays the music!
>>36905956> Get his attention back on you> cast a spell (shock)
>>36905956> Get his attention back on you> cast a spellshockNo dicethrow was listed for spells
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36905956PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36905956> Get his attention back on you> TACKLE him 1d20> cast shockTHAT sould get his attention.
>>36906054forget shock, use Prestidigitation to grime him up.I didn't read how vain it is.
"OI SHIT BIRD" I say as it begins to turn to Maria, its head twists to look at me "never turn your back on something that is trying to kill you dumbass".It turns back around and begins to strum the strings again, no, you aren't doing that this time you fuck. I run and leap at it, arms outstretched as I fly towards it, Smiling widely and madly.I crash into it, my momentum bring it to the ground some how, the thing slashes at me with it's claws, but I manage to avoid getting my face torn off. It did have cut me, causing blood to pour down my cheekWhat do I do? YOUR FACE IS MINE 1d20 Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magical PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH 1d20 tear at its throat 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 write in
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36906195> YOUR FACE IS MINE 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36906195>VOMIT HELLFIRE RIGHT ON HIM
Rolled 10 (1d20) Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magical
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36906195> Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magicalAs if there is any other option.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36906195> Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magicalthen> cast a spell 1d20>hellfire vomit
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36906195> YOUR FACE IS MINE 1d20What the hell does that even mean?
Rolled 19, 6 = 25 (2d20)>>36906195> Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magical> Helfire vomit
>>36906195> Drain some of its magic 1d20, since it is obviously magicalGitin gud!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36906338Forgot my dice.
I grab its head, my hands glowing a sickly green color as I open my mouth and begin to suck in air the thing struggling beneath me as a purple mist rises from the hole in it's face and into my mouth, turning green and sickly by the time it reaches my mouth. The thing shrieks and slashes at me. I lean back, feeling a pain in my face again, oh good, now the other side of my face is cut as well. The thing stares at me"What, are you?" It asks its voice sounding electronically distorted "you're a strange creature aren't you, no matter what you are, I shall remove the blemish of your existence from this world.I hold my arms out and take a few step towards him"try me" I say smiling as green mist rises from my mouth "kehehehehehehehehKRHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA". it touches its claws together and sparks begin dancing off of them, it charges at me.What do I do 1 knife vs 10 1d20 HELLFIRE VOMIT 1d20 Drain the magic from the claws 1d20 Dodge 1d20 write in
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36906567> 1 knife vs 10 1d20BRING IT!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36906567 1 knife vs 10 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36906567 HELLFIRE VOMIT 1d20
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36906567> 1 knife vs 10 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36906567 HELLFIRE VOMIT 1d20Im a firin' my nyaaaaaasa!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36906567> HELLFIRE VOMIT 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36906567> Drain the magic from the claws 1d20
>>36906625>>36906567Changing to> HELLFIRE VOMIT 1d20To avoid a tie.
>>36906567> 1 knife vs 10 1d20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36906704
>>36906698This is my second 20, this time I broke down and used a cat pun. Read it as im a firin my laser! but with nya
It runs towards me, and begins spinning around and around, slowing down its own progress towards me just to look fancy. I stare at it, when I suddenly feel a burning sensation in my stomach and throat. I open my mouth to yelp in pain a stream of sickly green fire flies from my mouth like vomit, illuminating the surroundings with its glow. It slams into the things chest and then begins to grow in size pushing me backwards as it blast the thing of its feat.We both hit the ground with a thud. I pant, feeling like I just vomited, now I feel like need a warm shower, uuurgh.The thing stands up, still burning as it stare at me, the fire is slowly creeping down its streams, as the rest of it begins to eat away at it's strangely golden flesh. It makes a noise like a violin's bow being drawn sharply and roughly across the strings. electricity arcs between the bronze metal implanted on its skins, before it slumps over and points at me"You are dead" it growls, before it leaps at me like some kind of cat, what does it think it is? Me?I smile as it I stare up at it, with it's claws drawn and lightning arcing between themWhat do I do Jump 1d20 dodge 1d20 Cast a spell 1d20 drain 1d20 knife vs face 1d20 write in
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36906898>[X] drain 1d20CHESHIRE CAT GUIDE MY ROLL
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36906898> dodge 1d20You will nyaaver catch me.
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)>>36906898> dodge 1d20then> Cast a spell 1d20shock
>>36906746I'll read it as I am firin my nasa! and you cant stop me.
Rolled 16, 7 = 23 (2d20)>>36906898> dodge 1d20> drain 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36906898> dodge 1d20
Rolled 14, 5 = 19 (2d20)>>36906898 drain 1d20 dodge 1d20Time to end this puuuuuuuuuurfectly.>>36906965However you want anon.
>>36906952>>36906984>>36906995Two rolls only apply if we are rolling for two characters. One characters actions always draw from the same five rolls.
>>36906898>"You are dead" it growls"Yes, and?"
>>36906984>>36907026Fine, drain it is.
Yeah, as fun as it would be to see what face it doesn't make when I take the electricity from those claws, or maybe to stab my knife under its face to see how it reacts, I don't want to see what happens to me if I get hit by those. I smile as I realize the move I am going to make the second after I dodge out of the way. I twirl around and lean backwards, as the thing slams into where I was, then I see a electricity begin to creep along the snow with in half a moments time and kick back, my boots blowing to pieces as they touch the stuff for a moment. I land a foot or two away. I open my mouth and take a breath, the electricity turning green and flying towards my mouth harmlessly, except for the fact it makes me twitch and get knocked of my feet.I stand back up, and smile widely, green electricity dancing along my teeth, which feels a bit like a dentist's drill that doesn't hurtfor the next two actions, attacks will be imbued with lightningWhat do I do LIGHTNING BOLT 1d20 (expend stolen lightning completely)  Stab the thing 1d20 sneak away a short distance 1d20 syringe 1d20  write in
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36907261 Stab the thing 1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36907261> Stab the thing 1d20
>>36907261> LIGHTNING BOLT 1d20 (expend stolen lightning completely)
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36907261> Stab the thing 1d20
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36907261> Stab the thing 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36907261> Stab the thing 1d20>Call to Maria to make sure she is okay and knows we are okay.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36907311forgot mah dice
>>36907261>>36907294>Call to Maria to make sure she is okay and knows we are okay.Adding.
>>36907261>Call to Maria to make sure she is okay and knows we are okay.
"Maria, I'm alright" I say"THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" she shouts "Hell if I know, but it's fun" I say smiling as I pull my knife from the pocket of my hoodie, where I left it a day ago. I pull it out of its sheath and take a step forward as push it forward to stab it into the thing. It pivots around, breaking its spine if It had one, which I know heavily doubt it does.It slashes at me, and I don't manage to move out of the way completely as I pierce it's flesh, not deep enough to hit any vitals, but deep enough to leave a nasty gash on it. It leaps on to a rock pillar and stars up at me.two of the strings on it snap, causing it stumble slightly as green lighting arcs across its flesh causing it to twitch, before it regains its balanceOw, I reach towards me neckoh that's a lot of blood.I look down at my chest, now stained in scarlet.Oh, that's a lot of bloodWell good thing I had a nice drink of Maria yesterdayI smile as the thing tilts its head, no doubt wondering why I am still standing...oh wait, it knows I'm a vampire, so it probably isn't wondering that, ah well.What do I do? cast a spell 1d20 Throw some throwing knives at it 1d20 Pounce at it 1d20 insult it write in
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36907737> Pounce at it 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36907737> insult it> Throw some throwing knives at it 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36907737 Pounce at it 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36907737> cast a spell 1d20shock>>36907804damnit anon, now we have to burn a lucky coin
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36907804HahaI was wondering where those were.>>36907737> Pounce at it 1d20> insult it
>>36907804>>36907828Not as bad as it could have been
>>36907804Of course we always end up using our lucky coins at school so we never have and when we're on missions...>>36907828...What.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36907737>[X] Pounce at it 1d20Jesus, how durable is this thing? Is it a combat Stand or something?Either way, ARAKI GUIDE MY DICE
>>36907844Its still just a 11, and Headmaster is probably angry at me right now.
>>36907804>>36907828uhhhh what now?
>>3690787411 is better than a 1 hell we've rolled 3 20s so far 2 of them mine. We're doing well. Shame we picked a fight with something likely above our wait class.
>>369078911 and 20 cancel each other out.
>>36907916>Shame we picked a fight with something likely above our wait class.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThere is nothing above Laylas weight class. And if it is, we just cut out pieces until it isn't anymore.This guy is a chump compared to Thadrick.
With the winter clothes partially destroyed and the blood loss. Are we hitching a ride inside of Maria's jacket on the way back?
>>36907970I approve of this.Looks like we have to watch those cheesy christmas movies afterall.
>>36907970Hell yes she will bundle us up and princess carry us back to our room and get new warm clothes and hop chocolate and caramel popcorn from requests for us.
>>36907916strike that 4 20 in combat with 1 more to find. We're having supernaturally good luck.>>36907963As you say anon. Still this is a foe more on Elizabeth's level than ours.
>>36907970Its not easy being Maria. Can't go anywhere with your girlfriend without her getting into mortal combat with some new sort of abomination.
>>36908002>We're having supernaturally good luck.Of course, we are afterall a member of good standing in the Guild of the Lucky Coin.Luck is to be expected.
I smile widely, looking at my reflection in its face as I run towards it and leap up at it intent on knocking it down using myself to do this, not my smartest move, but not much I can do about that now. It grabs me with both my claws, or tries to, it manages to cut my legs up a bit as I slam into it, knocking both of us down the pillar, I keep rolling after it stops.It stands up, dusting snow off it self as I crouch down and hiss. It twitches and shakes as green lightning arcs between its body, Also, I don't know if it needs blood, but it seems to have lost a lot of it from the whole tearing its throat at thing, I wonder if its still mad at me for that."I'll wear you like a coat" it growls, sounding like radio static"funny, i was thinking similar of you" I say smiling.It raises a claw, and points at me, electricity arcing to it and gatheringWhat do I do DODGE 1d20 Throw a knife at it 1d20 DRAIN 1d20Can we talk about this? Sucker punch 1d20 write in
>>36908046That being said luck can be good or bad anon. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop so to speak.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36908069> Sucker punch 1d20
Rolled 1, 11 = 12 (2d20)>>36908069 DRAIN 1d20 Sucker punch 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36908069> Throw a knife at it 1d20>>36908075Oh that will come, it always does, when its most inopportune.>>36908102See.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36908069 DRAIN 1d20
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36908069> Sucker punch 1d20
>>36908102Damnit anon, this is what you get for being so greedy.
>>36908102Lucky coin ?
>>36908169Yeah.While we are at it, I still wonder why we have only one coin left. Anyone remember when we used one the last time since the Big Bang Mission? We had still 2 at the end of that.Or did Elizabeth somehow steal our coin?
>>36908169Looks like it.Of course that will mean a row of 1s after this.We should ask the Headmaster or some teachers for errands we could do for coins.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36908069> Sucker punch 1d20>>36908102sigh... well there goes our lucky coin, we ain't going on a mission until we get another one
>>36908206I don't know, I just know I subtract coins off the sheet as you use them, you had two at the start according to the sheet and then used one to avoid the brain damage
>>36908169Yes, this should still be a good drain right?Electricity is the best element.
>>36908271>and then used one to avoid the brain damageOHHH right. That one!Yeah forgot about that.Don't worry about it too much though. We got what we got. Failing is fun too.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36908306>>36908271Brain damage? I often fall asleep before these finish.. what the hell happened?
>>36908431We got nearly shot in the head from close range, and crit failed. That would have been unhealthy.Still fucked the whole mission sideways. Which was a shame because we had a pretty good run until then.But we blew a town off the map, so I guess it all ended well.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36908486no nearly about it, we did get shot in the head
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36908486Huh.. So brain damaged Layla? So.. she becomes the house cat literally?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36908519dunno, we used the lucky coin to avoid it and merely caught the bullet with our skull
Okay, I know what I am going to do. I AM GOING TO PUNCH WHATEVER THE HELL THIS THING IS IN THE FACE. I stand up and rush it, fists balled and arms raised in a fighting pose as I do so. I punch it as the lighting fires from it glancing me and causing my head to feel a bit funny as pain and burn fills my body. My fist flies faster than any normal human can punch and slams into its face. I hear something crack as its head bends backwards from the momentum my fist was carrying due to the speed of the punch. It gets knocked off its feet and I fall to my knees, smoke pouring from my mouth.I stand back up, and shake my head, and look at my hand, Oh, one of my fingers broke, ow, this is going to suck. I grab it and pull down, biting my tongue so I don't scream in pain as the bone pops back into place."Aaaaaah"I groan as I twitch my finger, ow, ok I can still use it, somewhat. The thing floats back up, and slumps over, its face slightly dented, I don't know why it is, since I am not at all strong enough to do that."Ahhh" it says as it touches its faces "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"it is now covered in electricity, oh JOYWhat do I do RUN 1d20 throw knives at it 1d20 KRAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, knife vs 10 electrified ones 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 drain 1d20 write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36908553 drain 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36908553> cast a spell 1d20Another>HELLFIRE VOMIT
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36908553> RUN 1d20grab maria and get back to the field where that other girl was
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36908553> cast a spell 1d20Hellfire vomit
>>36908593Of course.Anon, I just. I dunno.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36908553 KRAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, knife vs 10 electrified ones 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36908593for fucks sake anon...god fucking damn it we don't have any lucky coinsthis is why I fucking hate our dicewe never manage to go on a mission with a lucky coin because we always use them doing something stupid at school
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36908553> RUN 1d20>>36908593I guess we jinxed it.
>>36908593good thing you're a vampire a
>>36908593YOU JUST HAD TO BE GREEDY YOU COULDN'T LET >>36908604 ROLL WELL COULD YOUFUCK YOU ANONAnd of course we have no lucky coins... fuck this
>>36908647To be fair, we wouldn't be this reckless if we weren't.
>>36908632It partially also because our school opponents are always resilient to the point of absurdity.And our crit fails naturally have more impact than our sucesses.
>>36908647Go small, jump into Maria's coat and tell her to run.
>>36908701>Expsoing Maria to the enemyFuck that. Its just one fail.Its not the end of the world. It isn't even necessarily the end of the fight.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36908553> RUN 1d20
Okay, I'm going to, my train of thought comes to the end as the thing grabs my head and I am filled with electricity causing me to spasm as it screams madly in my face as my mind short circuits and fries for a few moments before it toss me away.I hit the ground with a thud, ending up surrounded by snow as I blink, smoke rising from my mouth again as my mind slowly gets back onto track enough for me to realize that the thing is slowly approaching me, sharpening its claws on one another. its moving weirdly now, its flesh charred from hell fire and stolen magic, only one string left on its stomach as it makes noises like a broken record as it slowly approaches me.What do I do run 1d20 Pounce 1d20 knife throw 1d20 drain 1d20 attack wildly 1d20 write in
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36908805> knife throw 1d20Hit that string
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36908805 drain 1d20I need lightning powers.
>>36908805>Get to Maria, she can shoot it when we distract it again.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36908805 attack wildly 1d20This is a Catastrophy.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36908805> knife throw 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36908805 drain 1d20Then cut that last string kill it!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36908805> knife throw 1d20And then >Get to Maria, she can shoot it when we distract it again.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36908805I'll save us!> knife throw 1d20
>>36908888YOU DIDN'T SAVE A DAMN THING.But this >>36908881guy is even worse. He could have saved us by being 11 seconds faster.Oh well. 15 isn't that bad for thrwoing.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36908805>[X] drain 1d20
Thank god I left a few throwing knives in the syringe holster on my hoodie when I was seeing if they would fit if I put them in handle first. I grab one, pretending to still be dazed as it slowly enters my range.It laughs, sounding like it's playing back sound clips as it raises its claws, I can see my blood on them from the other times he's slashes me, though it's looking a bit more boiled than before.it swings down and I throw my knife, the knife turns into a grey blur as it flies towards its target.it shrieks as the knife pierces its face, the dark purple liquid spraying out of it. It touches its face, and screams. I run between its legs and clamber up a stone pill sliding down and continuing to run as it shatters behind me as the thing swings wildly, while laughing almost as madly as I tend to do.I leap over a small stone and spin around on the spot. I see the thing clutching the remains of the pillar, looking like Thradrick did when I pissed him off.it raises a claw, and flips me off as lighting covers the blade stuck in its head. I wave at it.it charges towards meWhat do i do run at it 1d20 run from it 1d20 throw more knives at it 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 taunt it 1d20 write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36909066> run from it 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36909066>[X] throw more knives at it 1d20Jesus Christ, just DIE already. I've seen cockroaches less stubborn than this.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36909066> run from it 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36909066 throw more knives at it 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36909066> taunt it 1d20
>>36909066> throw more knives at it 1d20Just fucking die already. Damn. Who the hell made this thing.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36909066>>36909180Forgot my dice.
Oh, fuck. I grab the remaining knives, and one empty syringe that I left in there since I hadn't had the chance to fill it at the time. the thing comes closer and closer to me, roaring like a rabies infested bear or something played over a megaphone and into a radio. I wince from the new pain in my ears as I feel all the dull pain in my body. And then I smile as I begin to fling the knives at it, one sticking into its shoulder, another slamming into its arm, causing it to slouch to one side, another hits its neck, the syringe and another flying past it useless, and the last knife slamming into its throat. it stumbled and crashes into a stone pillarI barely managed to jump out of its way as it does so. It pushes itself up and stares at me, its chest rising and lowering like its breathing heavily.It leaps at me, claws raised to strike meWhat do I do punch the knife deep into its neck 1d20 roll out of the way 1d20 drain 1d20 cast a spell 1d20 syringe 1d20 write in
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36909335> roll out of the way 1d20
Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)>>36909335>[X] punch the knife deep into its neck 1d20>[X] drain 1d20It's going to run out of whatever the fuck is still animating it at some point. And when it does, oooh, when it does...
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36909335> roll out of the way 1d20
>>36909350Good thing you're a vampire
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36909335>>36909350Hah ha
>>36909350Oh for fucks sake.Well, at least in its current state, it probably can't do too much to us anyway.>>36909381You're gonna rub that in forever aren't you HM? I'm still mad, just so you know.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36909335 punch the knife deep into its neck 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36909335> roll out of the way 1d20
>>36909400Its actually quite easy to undo, just like the cat thing
>>36909066>it raises a claw, and flips me off as lighting covers the bladeHave you been watching terraformers?
>>36909434That would honestly make me even more mad.
I think about rolling out of the way, but the thing moves to fast for me to do it.Oh, crap, this is bad. Oh wait this is bad, I mean if my heart is destroyed, don't I die? oh fuck this horrible, it knows what I am and its going to, no. I am not leaving Maria to this thing. it lands on the pillar and slams its claws down intoMy arms, I give off a silent scream as I feel the bones inside begin to crack as its claws tear at my flesh. I kick the thing in the chest, or try to as it jumps back. I push myself of the pillar with my feet, and land on them, standing up, my arms hanging from arms, ow, it hurts, oh god it hurts, I can barely move themthe thing charges me againWhat do I do Cast a spell 1d20 kick it 1d20 get out of the way 1d20 I need some help.... write in
>>36909541> I need some help....Tag team it again
>>36909434I still want toggle-able cat mode kinda like pic related.
>>36909541> I need some help....Nothing better than battle couple.
>>36909541> I need some help....>>36909578Nah.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36909541>[X] kick it 1d20ALUCARD GUIDE MY VENGEANCE DICE
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36909541> Cast a spell 1d20reduce person
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36909541 get out of the way 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36909541> get out of the way 1d20> I need some help....
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36909541 get out of the way 1d20
>>36909541> I need some help....
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36909682> kick it 1d20
>>36909682And this is why I said I was waiting for our luck to sour.
>>36909682Christ. What the hell.
>>36909699You can't kick the one. I appreciate the sentiment though.
>>36909709>>36909710get help is winning, rolls do not effect roll less actions
>>36909709We all knew it was gonna happen. It always does.But thankfully non of the dice options are winning, so we can only hope getting help avoids us getting murdered.
>>36909723We just like getting angry at dice.Ridiculous crits are just part of these quests by now.
>>36909541> I need some help....MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah yeah, fuck this, I'm getting Maria, I can't use my arms as it stands and I can't do anything without those really. I turn tail and begin to run towards where maria vision.Maria vision Oh god oh god, what's happening, things are exploding without anything touch them, Layla is getting cuts when nothing cuts her, oh what's happening, come on Maria, think what could be doing this. think, I mean I am pretty sure ghosts can't blow things up for no reason. I look over the rock and see Layla, her arms hanging at her side as she runs towards me, blood dripping from her hands. She isn't smiling, but doesn't look terrified for some reason, Did she win against whatever that was. Wait, she's running, why is she."HEEEEELP, MAAAARIAAAA" She shouts as she runs slightly the right, snow flying into air where she was standing a moment before. I hear static in my ears.There's something dripping onto the ground behind her, something black?What do I do? Open fire 1d20 use sun god round 1d20 freak out *free action* switch to "Maria" WHAAT!? write in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36909886> use sun god round 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36909886 Open fire 1d20
>>36909886> use sun god round 1d20BURN FUCKER
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36909886> Open fire 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36909886> use sun god round 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36909886>>36909930forgot the dice again
>>36909902>>36909939I wish we got bonuses for rolling doubles, more quests need fun dice rules like Ogre Quests>>36909950Cutting it close anon
Do you wish to use Maria's lucky coin to boost the roll?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36909886> use sun god round 1d20
>>36909967Yes.He has to die at SOME point.
>>36909967>YI don't think we have a good chance of killing this thing without.Maybe we get at least a new one for ridding the school of whatever the fuck this is.
>>36909967yup, can't see shit
>>36909967So can we do work for the headmaster and teachers to earn more lucky coins? Because we seriously need to be earning more of them with the shenanigans we get up to
>>36910039We have already been told in the past that we can do stuff at school to earn coins.We already have, actually. Its just that was fighting against near invincible knights of god.
>>36910017Sun god rounds come from a different guild>>36910039teachers can hand them out, Mr fraust would give you some for getting him explosives, but that is a terrible Idea since he cares less about human life than fucking raz
>>36910064>Sun god rounds come from a different guildI know?
I reach into my pocket and pull out the bullet, the one filled with the strange orange liquid, I empty my revolver and shove it in, the whole thing feeling warm in my hand as I take aim over Layla's shoulder and take a deep breath, I do not want to hit her with this, seeing as what it did to that other vampire. I wait as layla weaves out of the way of another attack. I throw my coin into the air."DOWN" I shout as flatly as I can muster. Her eyes go wide and she sits down. I pull the triggerAnd there is an almighty bang as I am thrown back from the sheer force of the thing.There's a loud screech as fire covers something behind Layla, What in the hell is that? I can't make any features out, but seriously, why is it invisible?Well what ever is must be missing a good chunk of itself nowlucky coin is fucking goneWhat do I do KEEP FIRING  Go see if Layla is all right Hello? write in>>36910074I misinterpreted what you said, sorry
>>36910156> KEEP FIRING> Go see if Layla is all right
>>36910156> KEEP FIRING>Move towards it>Since Layla is the only one who can see it, keep firing until she says it isn't there anymore.
>>36910156>Watch Layla die and become the new mc of the quest.
I reload the revolver as quickly as I can, aiming at the large mass of fire on nothing and pulling the trigger until I stop hear gun shots.I look up, Layla isn't being torn to shreds or running, so it has to be dead right. I rush out of the rock, reloading as I go and firing at the fire as I approach her. I've seen the things Layla Can survive when she was normal...ish, I am not taking any chances with whatever this is."I..is it dead?" I ask her. She shrugs, and looks over her shoulder. And laughs her laugh, okay, that's either really good, or really bad."You kind of blew it in half with the first shot" She says smiling."really?" I ask?"no" she says "I think its dead though, I mean it isn't moving and its stopped making noises""Are you okay?" I ask"Well, I'm cold, shoeless, I can't move my arms, one of my fingers is a bit broken, my legs are cut up, and I may still be suffering from all the electricity went in my head" She says "but other than that, I'm doing fantastically""You aren't okay Layla" I say walking over to her "Look at you""Well you're okay" she says "so I'm okay, I mean I'm alive, technically speaking""Yeah you are" I say smiling "Lets go back to the room, so we can get you patched up""Not taking me to the infirmary?" She asks smiling."I don't trust them with you" I say as I help her up "Now come on, lets take it easy for a bit okay"*Thud*What was that?What do I do inspect the noiseNOPE, GTFOLayla? is it back? write inLayla vision? yes no
>>36910459>Keep firing at it>Layla? is it back?Layla vision?> yes
>>36910459>NOPE, GTFO>Layla? is it back?Layla vision?> yes
>>36910459>NOPE, GTFO>Layla? is it back?> yes
>>36910459>Layla? is it back?Layla vision?> yes
>>36910459Layla? is it back?NOPE, GTFO yes
>>36910459> inspect the noiseLayla vision?> no
>>36910459> inspect the noise> no
>>36910459>NOPE, GTFO>Layla? is it back?Lalya would, but Layla isn't in charge right now. And we can come back later.Layla vision?> yes
Layla Vision.I see Maria, run off and dive behind the rock, far faster than she usually could, I walk over to her, to sore to run.I stare at her as she hides behind the rock."Layla, is it back?" She asks staring up at me, sounding a bit like a beaten puppy. I look behind me. No whatever the hell that thing was in sigh, of course there's so fire on the snow and all of the purple snow stained with its blood. there also is no corpse, but I don't hear it or see it, wait, it took some of my knives with it the bastard, of I'll just get some new ones later, dammit."No" I say"You sure?" She asks"Well we aren't dead" I say "So I'm pretty sure it isn't back""That's good" She says "Can we go back to the room now, I've head enough of the outside for today"What do I do?go back to room 1568 inspect where the thing died But I want to do more things write in
>>36910632>[X] inspect where the thing died>[X] After that, go back to room 1568
>>36910632> inspect where the thing died
>>36910632> inspect where the thing died>go back to room 1568
>>36910632> inspect where the thing died>Go small and rest in her jacket>go back to room 1568
>>36910632>>36910661lets do it like this
>>36910632>go back to room 1568>have Maria get us some replacement clothes and knives, and blood bags, and caramel popcorn from requests guy
>>36910670>Maria picks up Layla supplies
>>36910632 inspect where the thing died
You know, I don't trust that that fucking thing is dead, I mean last time something gave me this much trouble it died, but the time before that it became fucking obsessed with me and now owns a hotel, and I don't want that thing pinning after me, since that would detract from Maria time and my sanity.I walk back to were it was, and look around"Layla" Maria says "what are you doing?""Making sure its gone" I say "because I don't want it biting me in the ass later""Okay, just be careful okay" She saysOkay, it seems to be actually dead, which is wonderful, It got what it deserved for insulting Maria like that, though I do wish it could've died slower than it did. I look at the ground, there's something in the snow. I crouch down to get a closer look , my arms moving slightly as I do so.there's a orb in the snow, looks like its made of glass or something, purple glass or something, what the hell is this doing here, looks nice though, pretty even. Eh, Maybe Maria will like it.*Strange orb added to inventory*"Okay, lets go back now, my arms are getting numb" I say smiling.SoonMy arms are wrapped in bandages, lots of bandages, and my legs are as well. I'm currently laying on the couch, drinking what I think is goat's blood, Have no idea why request guy had this, but he put a paper pentagram on the jar of it he gave Maria to give to me."So what do you want to watch?" Maria asks me as I suck on the straw,drinking the still warm goat's bloodWhat do I say? Monster movies christmas movies You playing video games Don't care vampire movies write in
>>36910920> You playing video games
>>36910920> You playing video gamesBeat those shits up for us. Especially that boar.
>>36910920> Monster movies
>>36910920> You playing video games>Mostly just you
>>36910920> Monster moviesAny left we haven't seen yet?
>>36910920Did Layla just kill a creature of chaos
>>36911038The combination of no corpse and the left behind orb, made me think that.Especially after we found a lucky coin in UMGQ last time.
>>36910920 You playing video games
>>36911038Well, technically, Maria just killed a creature of chaos.
>>36911038Can Maria introduce us to Khorne now?
"Oh just play that one video game of yours, the one with the undefeatable demon rabbit boar bastard" I say."Are you sure?" She asks "I mean I got some new movies, I think you'd like them""Nah, I'd rather watch you have fun" I say,"Okay then" She says shrugging as she sits down on the coach, turning on the tv and her console. the title screen starts up and she clicks continue, her character in a new set of armor and now with large gauntlets on her hands. Her character Salutes and I see that her corruption meter is empty, and that she actually has purity points, the hell are those.She sits down in one of those cells that you respawn in and selects the starting area. The character crawls out of the ground and dusts herself off, before running into the forest after the greatest challenge I have ever face. she leaps into the air and crushes it's head with a single punch, shattering the crystal in its head"What?" I say as the character salutes again as two more of the things appear from behind her and attack, if she didn't press several buttons in rapid succession and use one as a club to kill the otherHer character shrugs."What?" I say again"This is the game when you aren't on demon lord mode, Layla" She says "and when you're highly over leveled for a zone""I know some of the words you just said there" I say. Maria chuckles and goes back to the area she was inWhat do I say can you show my what items you have? Maria, I'm cold can you do that again, but slower this time? *sluuuuurp* Any other games you have? write in
>>36911192> *sluuuuurp*> snuggle up close with her> omnomnom some caramel popcorn
>>36911192> Maria, I'm cold
>>36911192> *sluuuuurp*> snuggle up close with her
>>36911192> snuggle up close with her> can you show my what items you have?
I take a long drink of the goat's blood, though I do wish it was human, because I find human blood tastes better after drinking this for a few minutes. I lean against Maria as she plays and close my eyes, wishing I could move my arms right now with out the extreme pain that comes with it as of now, but this is nice to. I hear the sounds of fake creatures dying and Maria breathing increasing and decreasing as she continue through the game, apparently unhindered by me using her as a pillow. I smile, Maria saved my life today, when I was trying to keep her safe, I mean I wasn't expecting to have to fight whatever that was to defend her honor and stop myself from being torn to shred, but it let me be pampered by Maria again, so all in all, I'd say that thing actually helped me in the long run of things.Maria moves her arm, hitting mine with her elbow, I yelp in pain"SORRY" She shouts"Its okay" I say "It nothing, you just surprised me""Okay" She says sounding very concerned "do you want me to get you an icepack for it""No, its nothing" I say smiling "Just enjoy your game, please?""Are you sure you don't want an ice pack?" she asks"Yeah" I say as I watch her character get torn to shreds since she forgot to pause the game "just forget about it, okay?""Okay" She says running her hand through my hair as she goes back to playing her game.And we'll end here, since I'm tired,I'll archive this And be around to answer questionsAlso, if I was to run a christmas specialwould you rather it beAssassin school questor unfortunate magical girl
>>36911469Thanks for running Headmaster, that was a great thread, damn that fucker.I would actually tend to unfortunate magical girl, since I think Elizabeth would work better for Holiday Cheer.In either case, I wish you a merry christmas.
>>36911469Thanks for running
>>36911469Thanks for the thread.Magical girl seems like a more natural fit for christmas, and Layla got Halloween already.
>>36911573Merry Christmas to you to.And yeah, I think she would to Also the only fight that used more Items was against thradrickI think it was 1 lucky coin5 sun god rounds>>36911615thank you for playing
>>36911631Okay thenif I do run one, it'll be on Tuesday
>>36911469thanks for the thread HM
>>36911469>Assassin school quest>or unfortunate magical girlEither would be good but I vote assassin quest.
>>36911752Probably going to do unfortunate magical girlsince Layla needs to heal and rest, and be pampered as she does after every time these things happen And because Layla would probaly kill Ol saint nick in a christmas special