Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarro>Journal Entry #8>Well... Yesterday was interesting. Glamour is hard to keep up when distracted.>I think that's all I have to report.
The best time of day has arrived.
======================================>A new teacher sits before her class. A bunch of fresh faces all eager to learn from The Great Lich Elza. Standing beside her is an Iron Knight, an old relic from a war that has long since ended. They stand as guardians of peace all throughout the world, guided by the will of the Five Rulers. Even though the Lich is not wanted she still must have an Iron Knight accompanying her when she is around the students."So, kids, my name is Professor Elza. You may call me Great Lich Elza. It's only proper. I am your teacher on Magical Ethics. We are mages, each and every one of us. We use the natural energies of the world and guide them through the runes given to us by Thomahar, The Mortal God of Magic. These runes allow us to bend and even break the laws of reality. We can ignore gravity, turn water to fire, even fly. However, with these gifts also comes great temptation. For example..."1/2
>>36840951>ethics>taught by a lichThis can not end well.
>The Lich points to a spell written on the board."This spell will, in theory, turn the entire sun into water. Copy it down." She waits for the students to comply. "Now, normally a spell like this would be quite impossible as the sun is very very far away and contains a very large amount of mass. However, I have placed in front of each of you a Mana Gem with enough energy in it to cast such a spell. All of you now have the power to end the entire solar system.What."But... Will you do it? You could end all of us right now with a simple invocation. Anyone here could at any moment. Because we're wizards. Now, what is stopping us from doing this?">She looks at the class as if expecting an answer.
>>36840951FUCK YEAH PHILOSOPHY
>>36841027Tali. Tali. Pocket that Mana Gem. We need it, for spy things. ...And Ice Cream. Waves upon waves of delicious Ice Cream.
>>36841027Because it would destroy us as well as everything we like?
>>36841027What mana gem? Glamour that thing away, we might need it.
>>36841027>>36841076This, Although it's almost certainly a ruse, even having a spare empty mana gem might prove useful in the near future.
>>36841027Do it tali, end it all. Just kidding use the gem to make ice cream.
>>36841027Say something about losing your tan. Your glorious, glorious tan.
>>36840801>Well... Yesterday was interesting. Glamour is hard to keep up when distracted.did tali have his first boner?
>>36841027Self-destruction would be a consequence and we don't want that? Did we pass?
>>36841027That's easy. Other, stronger wizards.
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 4 = 10 (5d6)>>36841027>>>"But... Will you do it? You could end all of us right now with a simple invocation. Anyone here could at any moment. Because we're wizards. Now, what is stopping us from doing this?"Well, it would kinda kill us.Also, no more ice cream.
>>36840951>Even the lich is a QT
>>36841138Other, Stronger Wizards who want the sun to be Ice Cream instead of Water.
>>36840998This lich is favous for not being evil like the others.
>>36841027If there was no sun, it would be too dark to read.
>>36841027First, it would be immoralSecond, it would be suicidalalso, stealing the mana in this situation is stupid. we will get caught.
>>36841034HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS GREEK PHILOSOPHY! I'M NOT ALONE!
>>36841166What if, instead of turning the Sun into water, we turn water into Suns?Besides, if the Sun went out, you wouldn't notice it for about 8 minutes till the light gets to you. In the meantime, another wizard could've turned it back into its old form. So theoretically, the Sun could've ended a couple of times already but we didn't notice. Because wizards.
>>36841239If we get caught, we tell her we wanted to use it as fuel for our transmute energy to ice cream spell. Since we've done it (twice) and died once, it's a reasonable alibi.
I'm not sure if these people understand the concept of their sun providing warmth for their solar system.
>>36841034He was the best philosopher in history, hands down.
>>36841027Because without the sun, people would pile up heaps of blame on us and make us work nonstop to make flora and fauna that would survive in total darkness?
>>36841253>Besides, if the Sun went out, you wouldn't notice it for about 8 minutes till the light gets to you. In the meantime, another wizard could've turned it back into its old form. >So theoretically, the Sun could've ended a couple of times already but we didn't notice. Because wizards.But if this happened, wouldn't there still be a period of a few seconds where we do see the sun disappear in the sky before it reappears?
>>36841027OVERWHELM THE CLASSROOM TO FILL IT WITH ICE CREAM.FILL THE ROOM WITH YOUR SPECIAL CREAM!
>>36841253That makes too much sense.
>>36841253We would notice the gap in between.
>>36841253What if we condensed the power of the sun into an orange-yellow liquid drink that tastes nothing like oranges?
>>36841274>Why did you steal this mana crystal>To make icecream... how is this a legitimate excuse? you still committed theft.
>>36841309Because ice cream.
>>36841309Ice cream for everyone, duh. Sharing the wealth.
>>36841027Tali.Swap that water rune with the ice cream rune.
I believe this applies to our ethics class.
>>36841360We could turn the sun into ice cream
>>36841360and hopefully won't die.Wait I heard if you died three times and come back you get a free sundae.
>>36841328>>36841353>>36841360This is going to be the quickest anyone ever failed this class
>>36841382I'd rather turn the sun into a cute girl.
>>36841027Then everyone would die and Tali can never get laid!
>>36841288>>36841303What did you think Solar eclipses are? The moon moving in front of the Sun?That's what wizards want you to think.
>>36841027Because obviously those mana crystals do not contain that much power and if we tried to cast that spell we would fail this class.... and it would be wrong.
>>36841393Or better yet, cute girls.A giant ball of cuties.
>>36841387>I have no idea how wizards work.
>>36841393A sungirl? hot!
>>36841027Walk up to the white board and turn that water symbol into the symbol for ice cream. Then turn to the teacher and say, "Fixed that for you." Keep a straight face as you take your seat again.
>>36841393>>36841432The sun can't be cute girls. It can only be ripples or a knight.
>>36841432This is the meaning of life right there.
>>36841506What he said! Come on Tali, you know you want to!
"Because... I would die? And so would everyone else?" Tali says."Mhmm..." The Great Lich says. "Yes, that is the usual reply. People will die. I like the sun. Blah blah blah. You're a wizard! You can make a new pocket dimension, become immortal, do whatever the hell you want before and after you blow up the sun. For most normal people the very idea of turning off the sun isn't even a serious thought. But still the temptation is there. Now, this was a rather extreme example, turning off the sun. But what if, as a wizard, you wanted to do something else? Like convert your enemy into a dog, create infinite gold, make it rain forever in one certain spot. We have these powers. It's within our capabilities and it -won't- end all life as we know it. Let us look at Asam the God of Cruelty. Before magic was given structure the Aelor known as Asam went on a murder spree. Using the chaotic old magic he killed thousands. The amount of death and destruction he caused allowed him to ascend to godhood. All it takes is one wizard with no sense of right or wrong to throw the entire system out of order. Oh, also don't try and murder everyone to become a god. That doesn't work anymore.">She goes on and on about great acts of evil that wizards have caused by simply having no morals or code of ethics. She REALLY lingers on about the destruction they wrought."So, in conclusion we're all crazy powerful demi-gods who can shape the world according to our whims and there's little others can do to stop us. Class dismissed, I'll see you all next week~">The students look very troubled as they leave the class.1/2
>>36841550Guys, Guys. New Plan.Let's murder everyone to become a God.
>>36841550So uh, where's the ethics part of her spiel?
>>36841550>Oh, also don't try and murder everyone to become a god.I am scared that this disclaimed had to be added to the story, but glad that it was.I am also curious to know altered reality so that this method of apotheosis no longer works
>>36841550You heard her Tali, we can become a God by killing everyone! Just go free Vaisi and then it really become a party!
>>36841592You're thinking too small.She said how it won't work in the current system. So instead, we should replace the system with us.
>>36841550we are very immoral voices, Tali. Don't listen to us.But turn the sun into ice cream. Do it.
>>36841550>"Because... I would die? And so would everyone else?What kind of pussy answer is that knife ears? The correct answer is PRAISE THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>36841676PRAISE IT AND THE VITAMIN D
>>36841592>>36841646She explicitly said this doesn't work anymore.>>36841623WIZARD ethics anon.Joking aside, they are all really disturbed so it seems like she is scaring them straight.
>>36841657What if we replace the system with Ice Cream and/or JOLLY COOPERATION!?
>>36841550>"Because... I would die? And so would everyone else?"I am extremely disappointed in that answer.
>>36841657Wizards can do anything.This is a legitimate possibility.
>>36841027Wouldn't the sun just turn all the water at the rate it got put in into Oxygen and Hydrogen due to the immense if you tried to use the spell, thus rendering it ineffective?
>>36841676What if we become the Sun?
>>36841550>Oh, also don't try and murder everyone to become a god. That doesn't work anymore>It might not work for people, but what about FOR ORBS?FEED US BLOOD, TALI.
>>36841550You heard the scary lady we can make a pocket dimension. A pocket dimension filled with ice cream.
>>36841550Tali, steal all the mana gems. Do it.If one has enough power to fuck the sun, think of what would happen if you put all of them in a cup and then put us in the cup with them like it's a ballpit.Do you love us, Tali? Help your orbfriend play in a ballpit of infinite power.
>>36841550>Oh, also don't try and murder everyone to become a god. That doesn't work anymoreI wonder if she know that from firsthand experience.
>>36841506>>36841376>>36841382>>36841459>Tali walks up to the board and changes a rune. The Professor watches him swap out water for ice cream. She tilts her head as she studies the new spell then looks at Tali."Yeah, that is a much more delicious end for all life as we know it," She says. "You're Tali, right? Nice to see a fresh face that hasn't been beaten down by the futility of trying to reach new heights with magic.">She holds out her bony hand. Tali grasps it and shakes. It feels hard and cold."Uhm, thank you. So, that spell... Would it really have ended the sun?">She shrugs."Maybe. I haven't tried it out personally, obviously. I like being alive. Or as alive as I can be.""So... Could we have used that spell?""Oh, yes. That really is a spell that should work. And those gems are definitely filled with enough mana to do it, maybe. Like I said I haven't tried it and so far no students have either. No wizard at all has tried it out.""Why would you give us something like that?""Because that spell is something a novice could craft and the power supply isn't terribly rare. Just time consuming to get. It's nothing you already don't have access to. I use it to prove a point. We, as wizards, can destroy all of reality. But so far we haven't. That means something. To me, at least.>She eyes Tali."You haven't studied magic very long have you? You don't even have a pack of supplies.""Ah, no. I'm still new.">She picks up one of the gems and tosses it to Tali."Here. This has quite a bit of energy in it. You look kinda noodly so maybe this will help you practice some magic without dying.">Tali pockets the Mana Gem. It pulses with life and energy and he feels much stronger just from holding it."Thank you.""No problem. Don't use it to blow up the world.">The professor packs up her stuff and leaves.Wow. I didn't think I'd get something so cool. And now I can use magic without nearly dying!
>>36841816As much as I'd recommend using that gem right now to make ice cream, you might want to hang onto that in case of future burnouts.Also request to scan her, just a simple scan will do.
>>36841816>"Because that spell is something a novice could craft and the power supply isn't terribly rare. Just time consuming to get. It's nothing you already don't have access to. I use it to prove a point. We, as wizards, can destroy all of reality. But so far we haven't. That means something. To me, at least.But, what if someone hearing your lecture thinks you are bluffing and decides to call your bluff by casting the spell using the provided power supply?
rub her ears
>>36841782Okay, hear me out here. There gems are magical, right. And they can store energy needed to cast any spell, right.What if we make the gems capable of spellcasting? Instead of us using the gems energy to cast a spell, we program the spell into the gem. You get magical, rechargeable grenades that you can throw at any time, without needing to cast the spell over and over again.Advanced form of the gems could dispell another spell and maybe even lock it inside the gem for our further use. Think of it as the Master Ball, except instead of capturing Pokemon, you capture wizard spells.
>>36841816Request to scan her for shit and giggles
>>36841816Ask to scan her and make ie cream!
>>36841816SCAN THE LICH!
>>36841816QUICK PRACTICE YOUR ICECREAMOMANCY.CREATE ICECREAM ARMOR. OR POSSIBLY AN ICECREAM WALL.
>>36841309We can use the ice cream as a distraction for spy stuff
>>36841816Wait, how big is the sun exactly? I mean, in this universe. I know how big the suns are in some universes, but they can be anywhere from 20% to 1,000,000,000% of the associated planet's mass.
>>36841816TOUCH US TO THE GEM
>>36841916TRANSMUTE PANTS TO ICE CREAM!
>>36841816Tali I just want you to know that the mana gems are made out of people.
>>36841941Actually yes, and then ask to scan Lichie.
Rolled 12 (1d20)Turn the castle to icecream.What could go wrong?
>>36841816Could you change the target and target a cloud?Transmute clouds to icecream!
>>36842075It's snowing ice cream!
>>36841934That doesn't make it an excuse we can tell the people are spying on.
>>36842126It would be like christmas, but even more delicious!
>>36841875Hell, I say fashion that gem into a gauntlet or some kinda accessory. Then set up preset spells on it, which remain inactive until the user turns the gem or a dial. With such a system, Tali can have a set of quick spells at his very touch, ranging from healing spells to offensive+defensive spells, that he won't even have to worry about remembering the runes every time.
>>36842173What you are talking about is the business of crafting magic items. Let's just shop for them instead, less trouble.
>>36842251Well we are in the Science Club. Making artifacts and items is what we'll be doing anyway.
>>368418161, go mad with icecream power2. maybe scan that liche3. find out if the gem recharges.
>>36842152>>36842075You know, I wanted to suggest we make a snowman, then turn it into icecream once it gets cold enough for snow.I also want to suggest we infuse icecream cones with healing properties and hand them out to thorn class.
>>36842286We should go see armless crazy girl and have us fight her artifact!
>>36842327Not yet. First we need to find the third Ceer artifact. And we need more info about that book.
>Tali tries touching the gem to the Orb. The Orb glows brightly but he can't figure out what it means.>>36842251I only have, like, 50 alm. I'm much more eager to just make them myself if it saves me money.And I'm not making ice cream! I've almost died so many times or almost lost you guys. Not again. We're saving this for when we actually need a spell."Excuse me, Great Lich Elza!">She stops and looks at Tali."What is it?" She says."I was wondering if I could scan you with this thing? It's for a friend's project.""Knock yourself out.">Tali scans Elza. The machine speaks out "Great Lich Elza, The Undead Queen Race: Lich (High-Elf in life), Affinity: Necromancy Magic, Stats- Strength: C, Wisdom: A+, Endurance: -, Luck: A, Agility: C Artifacts: The Price of Life (Phylactery)">With that he says goodbye to the Professor. A student that had lingered in the room steps out and sighs. Tali has to look downWhoa... Is that a short Aelor? Now I've seen everything.>The girl sighs again."Isn't she the coolest?" She asks."Uhm... Yeah.""She's just so awesome and powerful. I wanna be a lich someday. Don't you? Then you can be immortal and learn all the magic."
>>36842313We shall become the Ice-creamomancer! Healing people with the power of delicious frozen treats and brain freezes!
>>36842402I like being a Elf thank you very much. Ask to scan her!
>>36842402Eh.Bein' a liche is a fair immortality style. Probably better ones out there.*cough*beinganelf*cough*
>>36842402Pat her head
>>36842402Sneakily scan crazygirl and slink away.
>>36842402But liches can't have babies because they're dead. undead.Woudln't you like to get pregnant and have kids one day?
>>36842402Eh, maybe if you're already old and are near the end of your lifespan.Before then, living seems pretty fun.Also wanna make sure you do it in such a way that doesn't send hordes of adventurers after you.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>36842402Eh, I'd settle for some ice cream
>>36842419>>36842402Okay, you don't want to make icecream for no reason.How about we work on healing icecream? Patients would LOVE that shit!We can also invent spycream so we can listen in on the conversations of girls.
>>36842454You mean being a quantum lich.
>>36842402Lick the horn.
>>36842402Repeat after us:>"HELLO FREAKISHLY ABOMINATION! WOULD YOU OBJECT TO US PLACING THIS ARTIFACT ON YOUR HEAD? WE PROMISE THAT IT DOES NOT INTERFERE WITH FUTURE LICHNESS. IN FACT, ELZA WAS THE LAST PERSON IT WAS USED ON SO MAYBE HER GREATNESS WILL RUB OFF ON YOU AND MAKE YOU LESS SHORT."Except you might want to make it nicer.
>>36842402Wait, are liches even immortal?I mean, if the sun explodes, she'd be screwed too, right?
>>36842402Yeah, power is cool. But to live forever, to have to see everyone you know die, to never be able to have true companionship knowing that it will never last, for countless mayfly romances. No Ithink I will stay a human.>>36842441Human fool
>>36842402Tali, stray away from being a lich. Staying alive is cool, being undead isn't. ALSO, SCAN THAT AELOR!
>>36842402Being made of undead flesh doesn't sound too enticing.
>>36842402I rate being a lich as "allright" out of 10.Not the best, but it works.
>>36842402Why does she have a banana stuck to her head?
>>36842402Introduce yourself to the girl. She seems nice.>>36842474And we can combine healing ice cream with that club idea. Everyone gets to relax and have some anti-poison chocolate topped off with feeblemind nuts.We'll be rolling in cash.
>>36842402Being a lich is soooo last century
>>36842548>>36842548Try to peel the banana
>>36842402She has a banana on her head. Turn her into icecream, nature demands it.
>>36842548It look a lot like a dragon dildo...
>>36842548GOOD IDEARIP THAT BANANA OFF AND MAKE SOME ICE CREAM, TALI. BANANA SPLIT WITH CHERRIES ON TOP
>>36842402Tali. Tali.Why aren't you Praising the Sun?
>>36842577>>36842599No, you evil fools!
>>36842584You know that from personal experience?
>>36842548Because she's a support.
>>36842402>>36842548>>36842584>>36842615Lol it does now
>>36842662Tali, whatever you do, do not laugh.
>>36840951>A class on magical ethics>Taught by a lichTali's next class: Prosecuting War Criminals, taught by professor Hitler
>>36842734Wizard Hitler>I vill send you all to ze realm of torment. Heil Merlin.
>>36842734He's going to learn from the best! The best legal loopholes, like you can't be charge for anything if fake your death and they burned your body double.
"Uhm... I don't know. I like being alive. Maybe if I was about to die but... Yeah, I'm sure there are better ways.""But liches are soooo cool! They're immortal, they can't die even if you kill them, they-!">She goes on and on about liches an how awesome they are.>Tali finds his attention drawn to her horn. Unlike every other Aelor he's seen it's a single horn and asymmetrical. Not even coming out of the center of her head, it's just a single solitary horn off to the side.Maybe if it were yellow it would look like a banana?>He scans the girl. "Terrin Nok Race: Aelor, Affinity: Fire and Ice Magic, Stats- Strength: D, Wisdom: C+, Endurance: C, Luck: C, Agility: A Artifacts: None"Wow. She's not strong either.>While the girl is still going on about liches Tali excuses himself and leaves.I think I have all the scans now. I lost track, honestly.Also class is over and I think the clubs are running today. It's barely midday so I guess the question is what should I do?
>>36842886GET US THAT BODY, KNIFE EARS! WE NEED TO INTERACT WITH THE WORLD LIKE YOU DO.
>>36842886You owe a nap to someone, don't you?
>>36842886Science club obviously.
>>36842886Probably supposed to go to Science Club if it's running, it was supposed to be an everyday thing, right?
>>36842886Maybe the "horn" is Terrin's actual body and the flappy bits underneath it is the actual horn?
>>36842886Go visit the girl. that one girl with the no arms.I miss her, we need to talk to her more. She can give us the rune for Dildos! :D
>>36842886You owe best girl a nap.
>>36842886Make us an Ice Cream Snowman body! The Ladies can all lick us for a treat
>>36842886Science club. Time to bring back the scanning device.And find Elizabeth. Ask her a bit more about the Ceer artifacts, and about Vaisi's book.She's the artificer, so she should be capable of answering some questions.
>>36842886Find the Fuwa
>>36842886Either go visit some friends, visit your crazy sympathy friend, or visit fuwa.I can't remember what the deal we made to do the scans for was.
>>36842886Pay off your fuwa naps, knife ears.
>>36842886Vaisi or Comfy Elf? Flip a coin Tali. Either way we are getting you step closer to getting laid! You discovering your sex drive. Which ever one happens first.
>>36843007Vaisi is OURS. Tali can keep the nap slut.
>>36842886>Tali just walked out on someone mid conversationWe're really influencing the boy.
>>36843028>>36842886Maybe you should not have walked out on the girl, now that it's mentioned.
>>36842886Seek out your sleepy waifu.
Find fuwa. Get comfy.We sghould do more magic. We have the system right there, dagnabbit.
>>36843081Agreed. And we're never gonna get that body if we're spending time napping.
>>36843052Yeah kind of a dick move.
>>36843100I suggest - to start - a spell to turn clothes into ice cream.
>>36843113Hey, he did excuse himself!
>>36843100>>36843100>Implying the body we're after isn't nap-elfs.
>>36843117B-but... that's not comfy...
>>36842977The deal was we do the scans, sexy golem girl makes a artifact that can auto turn pages. It was for... What's her face. The insane girl.
>>36843100What, you can't run magical theorum in your dreams? Fucking casuals.>>36843117Turn clothes into warm air that isn't too hot. There you go.
>>36843159oh shit.that's a good deal!
>>36843168Better idea, Turn air into warm clothes.
>>36843226Goddamnit, I wanna get chicks naked.
>>36843226>That is by far the most comfy way to murder someone.
>>36843240Oh good idea actually, the warm air could help warm us up while we cuddle the now naked fuwa.Under blankets of course.
>>36843257>>36843226Fuwa has taught us well.
Maybe I can just do all of them at the same time? I know they're all in Root and their study room is where the Science Club meets so it all works out.>>36843028I... I did excuse myself, though...>Tali walks over to the Science Club's room (really just the main room for Root) and looks around. Just about everyone from Root is here except for Gears and Kuro. He finds Maolin tinkering with her golem bed and goes up to her, scanner in hand."Hey, Maolin. I think I got all of them.">She takes the scanner from him and examines it."... This will do. Thank you, Tali. I have already begun working on the item you requested. It's almost done, too. Would you like to see it?""I'd love to.">Tali sits down and watches as Maolin shows off the item he requested. It changes pages back and forth for just about any book placed on it. But for now it doesn't work with books of unusual size and there's no easy way to swap books. She's hoping to fix that soon.>Tali feels a great warm weight press against him. He hears a content sigh and feels hands grasping his shoulders."Hello, nap buddy," A sleepy voice says. Tali can tell it belongs to the Root Student Fuwa the Soft. "Did you come here to pay me back for my help?""Ah, I was thinking about it, yeah.""Our spot is all set up. I was going to rest during the Eastern Arts Appreciation Class. We're just waiting on Kuro right now. If you want to come with me, that is. I can take my nap from you later if you're busy.">Tali already feels like he's about to nod off in his seat. Fuwa's aura is dangerous.
>>36843283>Under blankets, of course.Of course! What kind of heathen do you take me for.I'll also take a blushing MC.
>>36843295ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDENAP WITH FUWA
>>36843295Get out of those clothes that are unsuited for slumber and touchcomfyponytail.
>>36843295Tali, Tali. Did you remember to get the Mind Reading function removed from the orb?
>>36843295Cuddly nap time!Don't think about her naked.
>>36843295Oh just nod off already. Right there and then.
>>36843295Ask Maolin to join you in the comfy club. You could share notes or do some studying together.Or just relax and get to know each other better. Maybe even discuss the idea of turning the relaxation club into a cafe where you'd serve healing ice cream and cocoa in exchange for money, artifacts and secrets.
>>36843295>Fuwa dangerousHey no bullying your future wife!
>>36843354With tons of pillows.Make sure they're down, though, cotton ones are too easy to trip on.
>>36843295Get to know her while falling into nap.What does she like to do besides comfy and anime.
>>36843354Can golems feel comfy? Let's find out!
>>36843295I suppose you have to reluctantly be smothered by a busty elf.Ask her if she does this with everybody.
>>36843295So we forgot to erase the mind reading function we gave the scanner. Or it seems everyone including the QM forgot it existed. Wonder what is going to be said about that> Go cuddle Fuwa and be comfy
>>36843415>Mind read fuwa while cuddling.
>>36843415shhh we forgot it existed.
>Learn spell to make it snow>Find window>Cast spell and snuggle upmaximum achieved
>>36843407Well, there's a challenge for Fuwa.We should get 99c too.
>>36842402hey, her face! It was half skull before and now it looks fully normal and humanwas she putting on a show of looking all scary for class?
>>36843460ye ye ye
>>36843295Careful here Tali, if she cut herself on your ear, it will dispel the glamour.
>>36843503Pls no bully elf
>>36843460THISNap time with 99 Copper and best elf.
>>36843295Tali you should get really comfy by changing into your pajamas. Of course, if you sleep in the nude I don't think Fuwa would mind.
It just now hit me how horrifying it would be for someone to be holding the Orb.Tali's really taking this in stride.
>>36843635What do you mean?
>>36843635>>36843648Yeah! Who wouldn't want a bunch of voices in their head that they can't distinguish from their own thoughts most of the time?
>>36843672Wait, you people don't hear voices in your head?
>>36842886Hey, Tali. Undines like water, right? Do you think they would like an entire water Sun? That spell might be a good way to get in their good graces.
>>3684329599¢ must be comfy as well
>>36843648It's basically extreme schizophrenia to be in contact with the orb.
>>36843691Little did they know, five or six students cast the spell.It just did nothing because the water immediately began fusing like a sun. Because gravity.
>>36843672>>36843635>>36843648>Implying tali's soul isn't being sucked into the orb and won't soon join us as just another voice.
>>36843708Man, we don't want Tali in here. We need him out there, so he can do shit for us.
>>36843708It's not, but we are apparently warping him somehow.I wonder how he'll react when he finds out.
>>36843719The same way Blue did. By stuffing us in the dresser with a cookie and a spider.
>>36843734Those cookies were good though.
>>36843719AYE TALI WE'RE SLOWLY RAPING YOUR MIND
>>36843717>>36843719We'll find someone else.
>>36843734Spider was my waifu.
>>36843746We already have someone in mind.
>>36843746We already have. Remember the spooky voice from last night. We need robo spiderlegs so we can spy at night for tali
>>36843767Simply the best.
>>36843734Spider-chan was fucking awesome, though.>>36843719So long as he knocks up Comfy Elf girl, I don't really care.>>36843767BEST GIRL10/10WOULD BETRAY TALI FOR
>>36843635===Host is made to care only about the artifact's well being, not it's effects on him. Otherwise it would interfere with the mission===OH! The thought reading thing! Crap, she already put the Scanner away... Maybe she won't notice it..?Anyway I...>Tali yawns.I could use a nap."Yeah, we can go now. Maolin, you want to join us?""Maolin's always welcome," Fuwa says. "A break would be nice, wouldn't it, Maolin?">The golem nods. The group gets up and goes to a separate room that contains a massive screen and some kind of machine that Tali doesn't recognize. The walls are adorned with Kuro's art and some photos of the Eastern Arts Appreciation Club over the years.Well, found the club room. There's eastern stuff all over. Oh, there's some more Magical Girl Cleaver!>Fuwa takes Tali by the hand and drags him over to a massive pile of pillows. She hands Maolin her blanket and drags Tali down to the pillow pile. When they're laying down Maolin throws the blanket over them, covering the two elves. Fuwa holds Tali close to herself."You really should tell me what you do with your hair... It smells nice." She says as she runs her fingers through Tali's hair."Just uh... Normal stuff."I can't nap like this."So," Tali says. "Tell me more about yourself. I mean... I know you study Comfy Magic and you like the eastern arts. What else do you do?""Hmm... That's mostly it... I like to rest, study magic, hang out with friends. My life is simple and that's how I like it. I think people are always rushing to get something done but sometimes it's best just to slow down and appreciate things. You know?""Mhmm."That's... Kinda the opposite of what I've been doing."I also like swimming. Well, not really swimming but just floating in the water, letting the current take me away...">Tali feels himself falling asleep."I asked you about someone named Wafu before... Who is she..?""A comfypire. She's the Lich of Comfy Magic. Very dangerous."1/2
>>36843806>===Host is made to care only about the artifact's well being, not it's effects on him. Otherwise it would interfere with the mission===Yikes, we're terrifying.
>>36843806>===Host is made to care only about the artifact's well being, not it's effects on him. Otherwise it would interfere with the mission===HAHATIME TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF THE INNOCENT
>>36843806>Dem boobies,she totally wants it
>>36843806Look Fuwa in the eyes and ask her if the Eastern Arts Appreciation Club has any movies about two girls falling in love.
>>36843857You old sailor.
>>36843852Two girls falling in love and one of them is actually a boy.
>>36843852Ask her if they have any shows about a crossdressing elf falling for a beautiful cuddle goddess
>>36843806>===Host is made to care only about the artifact's well being, not it's effects on him. Otherwise it would interfere with the mission===So Tali is becoming more like us, but he can't even fathom that thing happening.Did something like this happen to Vaisi? Was she a normal girl before the book mind-raped her?If so, maybe we can get some insight into how the book is working. And that it has a hard-on for us.
>>36843857>>36843871Too active, gently nuzzle her.
>>36843852yes yes yes yes
>>36843884Yandere book... *shudders*
>>36843963How does a orb and a book make love?
>>36843963>>36843884We should totally talk to that book.
>>36843991We go inside Vaisi while she touches the book>
>>36843991Put Orb A in Slot B of Book C.
>>36843991Is like dolphin and spaniel when making loves.
"A comfypire..?""Mhmm... One who steals comfy rather than creates it. See, I believe that comfy should be made. It is a state of being achieved through little but effective work. A warm blanket, a soft bed, a nice nap buddy. Simple things that allow one to be comfy. A comfypire, on the other hand, steals comfort from others using dark and cruel magic. They will make your socks feel wet or make you feel like you have a string in your bra. Horrible feelings that make you lose comfort only so they make take it for themselves. I met this comfypire, Wafu the Snug, at a comfy convention... We knew from the moment we locked eyes that we would be sworn enemies...""So... You two get into fights? With comfy magic?""Mmm... No. I don't like fighting. Not comfy at all. We kinda just... Glare at each other until we end up napping together...""Oh...">>36843852You clearly have not read or watched Magical Girl Cleaver.2/3
>>36843806Anyone going to point out where our legs and crotch are positioned under those quilts? What about hers? I hope your pants have a strong waistband Tali, other wise you are going to wake up in a very awkward, but comfortable position.
>>36844038So it's like most magical girls....I miss sparkle
>>36844038>make your socks feel wet.That MONSTER!
>>36844038>You clearly have not read or watched Magical Girl Cleaver.Is it good?
>>36844038>A comfypire, on the other hand, steals comfort from others using dark and cruel magicHow can such a monster be allowed to live in this world
>>36844136Jesus christ, my sides
Does that mean Tali's into Lesbians?
>>36844195No, but he's masquerading as a girl so...................
>>36844104I would be better if you didn't bring it up.>>36844146It's very good!"She's a good rival," Fuwa says after a yawn.>Tali is about to pass out when the door slams open. A very irritated looking Kuro steps in wearing only a very long t-shirt with the words 'I suck' on it. For the first time Tali notices that her legs end in a pair of cat-like feet that are otherwise covered by her cloak and shoes."Hello. I'm glad you all could make it," Kuro says as she stands before the group. "Maolin, nice to see you. Tali, so happy you could attend the first meeting of the semester. Now, before any of you ask I lost a bet with gears so now I have to wear this. Now that you know this we can move on and avoid any and all questions regarding it, right?">Tali nods."So, I figured for our first day together we can watch either Magical Girl Cleaver, something I know Tali loves, or..." She pulls out a cube with some writing on it. "This copy of My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon Lord. I got the extended cut. Tali, since this is your first time here I figured I'd let you choose."
>>36844244Well, we might as well try something new!
>>36844038>They will make your socks feel wet
>>36844038>"Mmm... No. I don't like fighting. Not comfy at all. We kinda just... Glare at each other until we end up napping together..."hahaha
>>36844244Ask Kuro what she sucks.
>>36844244 The second movie. You know MG Cleaver well, but this second movie could be anything!
>>36844244Ask her when she will stop sucking
>>36844244Try something new, we know cleaver more or less by heart as it is.
>>36844244My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordContinue cuddling
>>36844244The second one. Let's expand our horizons.Also roll over to get a better view.
>>36844295It could even be Magical Girl Cleaver!
>>36844244>My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordTry something new!
>>36844244THE MYSTERY BOX!THE MYSTERY BOX!Innuendo about sucking!
>>36844244Is there anything written on the shirt under where her arms are covering?
>>36844244try something new, she seems excited about it
>>36844244I don't remember any cat people races in this setting.FUCK YOU TALI YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN UP THE SCANNY THING SO SOON.Also watch the dragon thing. Stuff like that makes girls get all oohy and ahhy.
>>36844244Watch that Dragon Lord thing. You can always watch MGC later in case it's awful.
>>36844244>My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordThis is either going to be really good or really cheesy.Maybe even both.
>>36844244>My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordDO IT
Magical Girl Cleaver.
>>36844244>I would be better if you didn't bring it up.Oh, I'm sure it will come up on it's own.So, three girls in bed together watching a show about magical lesbians... Sounds good.
>>36844244Well "it" is certainly up Tali.
>>36844244So when are you gonna introduce us to your girlfriend.
>>36844244>My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordAs a fa/tg/uy I don't see how I can resist anything that even possibly implies dragon loving.
>>36844397Isn't he sexy?
>>36844244Hey, I thought we were the only orb for you, now you have those two right in your face!
>>36844397It'll probably involve a dragon who can transform into a humanoid or a person who is only a "dragon" in name.
>>36844244(Sorry about that, I'll refrain from making those types of comments again.)Ask what the Dragon lord is about. We don't want to go in completely blind.
>>36844439Those are called "eyes". Tali's always had them. They're pretty common in meatspace.
>>36844433Anon please, this is a SFW board.
>>36844244>My Heart Beats Only for the Dragon LordLet's watch this.
>>36844433Don't post shit like that.We're a virgin Orb. We've only had our first kiss recently.
"The Dragon Lord one.">Kuro smiles, obviously pleased by his choice. She places the cube in the machine and turns it on. As she does so her arms unfold and the word 'Peanuts' is revealed. A very catchy but completely impossible to understand song begins to play.>Tali moves to get to a more comfortable position but Fuwa still holds him tight. Her aura of comfy begins to get to him. He falls asleep.>He wakes up only for the briefest of moments and catches snippets of the show. Apparently some princess has fallen for a dragon that kidnapped her. Someone is being sent in to kill the dragon and... That's all he gets before he falls asleep.1/2
>>36844638Are we sure we're watching the movie and not Tali's dream?
>>36844682I think the question is more: Why are when only catching snippets of the movie when Tali is the one falling asleep?
>>36844638Tali, this is important. Is Kuro in the bed with you and Fuwa? If so, we've just figured out how plan "Get Tali a Harem" is going to work!
>>36844758We should invite 99 Copper next time.Watch Disappearance with her.
>>36844735We probably borrow our host's perception. We likely can't perceive anything without one.
>>36844758>Harem>With FuwaNot gonna work, everyone will be too asleep to lewd
>>36844787We see in the third person though, which means we can't be borrowing Tali's perception. We got all panicky when we thought we get put in his body, remember?
>>36844638>Tali is woken up by the sound of clapping. He hears a frustrated sigh from Fuwa as she wakes up. He looks and sees the show has ended and Kuro is the one clapping. She wipes a tear from her eye and smiles."That was great... I love love stories. Did you like it, Tali?" She asks."Uhm... Yeah...""I'm glad you did. You can borrow it, if you want." She pulls out the cube and hands it to him. "We'll be meeting again in two days. It's Fuwa's time to pick the show.">Tali gets up and stretches, a part of him very reluctant to leave Fuwa's comfortable presence. Maolin approaches him."Tali." She says. "I worked out the bugs for your device. It's ready whenever you want it."
>>36844818Time to visit best girl.
>>36844818GRAB THAT SHIT AND PREPARE TO ALLEVIATE SOME SUFFERING
>>36844818Take it and go visit second best girl99c is best girl
>>3684484199 Copper is best girl.Armless Girl is second best.
>>36844818"Thanks. What kind of bugs do you mean?"
>>36844818>>36844848let's pick up some books first.No point in a reading stand without some comics and shit.
>>36844841We should ask her opinion on the "turn the sun into water" spell. It would be a good lesson in ethics!
>>36844841But we already saw Fuwa.
>>36844853Undines all hold best girl slots.Only once you go way down the list do you get to non-undines.
>>36844841best girl is 99 or fuwa... lets go visit 99
>>36844883Your mother is a defective voice.
>>36844841Yeah let's go for another nap!~
>>36844818Did we remember to ask for built-in safeguards against evil magical books? Because that's kind of a thing to consider for this. If we let her read from the evil artifact book, bad things might happen.
>>36844888undines are all pretty sweet. but top two slots are >>36844897
>>36844818Ask her if you can borrow the scanner, so we can scan Vaisi.
>>36844853Third Best. Lan and 99 are top two.
>>36844923Sorry, but tongues and tentacles take it.
>>36844818You should probably remember to actually watch that at some point so you don't look like an ass when Kuro asks you about literally any detail in the movie beyond "princess falls in love with dragon"
>>36845022I will.Let's go see Vaisi."I'll take it now if that's fine. What bugs, though?""Just the ones I mentioned earlier.""Ah, okay. Oh, also would this thing possible be able to read ancient books of unspeakable evil?""Yes. But you can't use something like this to cast spells or anything. Without the caster holding their spellbook they can't cast magic."Well that's not entirely the problem. Still, that book seems to be attached to her hip, figuratively at least, so I don't think this will be a problem."Alright then. Oh, also can I borrow the scanner again? Just for a bit?">She looks a bit confused but still hands him the scanner along with the book reader."Return the scanner when you're done with it." She says."Of course.">Tali bids the Easter Arts Group farewell and goes to get some books. He grabs a stack of just about anything he can imagine along with Magical Girl Cleaver issues.>He goes down to the cells. As he gets close he hears a thumping sound. When he knocks on the door to Vaisi's cell it stops."Natalie? Is that you?" She calls out."Uhm, no. It's me. Tali.""Tali! Come in!">Tali enters the cell and sees Vaisi standing up for the first time."To what do I owe this pleasure?" She asks.
>>36845125"What's wrong? Was someone hitting you on the head?"
>>36845125is she bleeding? what are those red lightening bolts?
>>36845125Uhh I was bringing by a way for you to read, why are you bleeding?
>>36845125STICK US IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN
>>36845125I WANNA GET LICKED BY VAISI'S TONGUE
>>36845125>Just doing our daily visit, wanted to see how things were with you.Don't forget the mission Tali, we want her for secrets not how deliciously lewd she is or that thing that she does to us with her tongue and mouth.
>>36845125Ask about her bleeding first, as that seems important.Then give her the bookgift.
>>36845125Is that blood?
>>36845125Why is she bleeding? Also can you throw us to her?
>>36845201>Ask about her bleeding firstChicks bleed sometimes, anon. Don't need to make a big deal about it.
>>36845125FOOL< Grab a rag and wipe the blood.Use healing magic
>>36845125Why are you bleeding?
>>36845223Wrong part, though.
>>36845223from their pussy not their face.
What happens if the Orb sucks Tali's soul out?What if all the voices are former Orb users?
>>36845260So we started off as just a cursed Christmas decoration?
>>36845238>>36845248She can bleed wherever she wants.
>>36845278I knew we should have dealt with the Krampus when we had the chance!
"Hey, are you okay? You're bleeding.""Hmm? Oh.">In an impressive feat of dexterity Vaisi takes her foot out of her shoe and uses it to mop up the blood on her forehead."Don't mind that," She says with a smile. "What's that you go there?" She nods at the box in Tali's hands."Ah, this is a gift for you. I had Maolin make it." He places it on the ground and slides it over Vaisi sits down and looks at it."What is it?""It's an automatic book reader thing. You just get a book on it and it'll turn the pages for you just by talking to it.">Her smile vanishes as she examines the machine. She looks at it and Tali."Thank you." She says. Then her grin is back. "I suppose I better stick to my side of the deal, hmm? Alright, I'll answer any question you have. Just one and I'll answer it to the best of my ability."
>>36845448I actually had outright forgotten about the questions thing.I just sort of wanted to give you something to do.Uh, any questions guys?
>>36845448WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTIES?
>>36845448WHO DID YOU KILL?
>>36845448Why does your book compel you to kill for knowledge, why can't you just take what you want and go?
>>36845448Do you think I have a chance with Fuwa?
>>36845479This is clearly the most important item on our list Tali
>>36845448ASK HOW TO GET INTO HER PANTIES
>>36845448How do the spies from this school operate?
>>36845448What does the book say to you?
>>36845448How do you shower without arms?
>>36845498We already asked that. The answer was that people don't willingly part with their info.
>>36845448I will have to agree that the colour of her underwear is the most important one.Although if she doesn't wear any, ask her for any ideas how to get her out of there.
>>36845448When and how was your magical artifact created, and what has it done since then?
>>36845472>I actually had outright forgotten about the questions thing.>I just sort of wanted to give you something to do.just say this to her. forget about the question.
>>36845573It's ceer, she wouldn't know.
>>36845448Ask>Where is the book?Obviously she doesn't have it on her. Who took it? Where is it? We need the secrets! And book waifu.
>>36845448What is the deepest, darkest secret hidden within the school?Barring that, maybe ask her for a spell that will help us out if we get into trouble?
>>36845583>>36845448Agreed.We don't have a question. We forgot. We just wanted to do something nice for her.
>>36845573>When and how was your magical artifact created, and what has it done since then?Oh, this is an interesting one. since if we know its age we will know who would win in a fight between us and it
>>36845448Hm, I guess ask about the spy ring and why students seemed to be in charge of it?Like what are the stakes exactly?Either that, or just ask about Natalie, since I don't recall her really having visitors.
>>36845448Where's your vagina?
>>36845448We need a rune. The rune for Dildo. Or banana.Tali, give us to her so we can get the rune for dildo
>>36845448There are 3 Ceer artifacts at this school; the Orb, your book, and one other.Where is the third?
>>36845636>Back of the knee maybe
>>36845608Unless it's been storing up energy faster than us, or got a massive influx from somewhere, or we were depleted somehow. Like being used to make ice cream, for example.We've got to keep caution in mind.
>>36845639No.We want the rune for cute girls.
>>36845448Forgot about the question. If she really feels like she has to answer something, though, you should think long and hard about it.And then blurt out "What color are your panties?"
>>36845608If we can find the book, just use the scanner on it. We are "Ceer Artifact #845" according to the scanner so if it has a lower number it's probably older than us.
>>36845448What kind of panties are you wearing.
>>36845448Is the book hot?
Just wanted to say ya'll are perverts and not thinking at all about the mission at hand. That being said, I bet she isn't wearing any
>>36845448Will you marry us? All these damned souls stuck in this blue Christmas ornament just want to spend the rest of their lives with you.... in your mouth...... or other holes.
>>36845448wait, remember her favorite manga? lets ask her more about her favorites episode there. because i want all the dawws
>>36845448Ask about her life before she found the book?
>>36845448"Why were you bleeding?"
Do we know who the fuck "Natalie" is? That might be a good question.
>>36845448Ask her more about herself.>>36845846Natalie cross, the scary elf-knight from Thorn, this came up last time.
"Uhm... I kinda forgot that whole question deal. I just wanted to give you something.">She stares at him for a moment before her smile grows somehow wider."You're so sweet, Tali~ Tell you what... I'll let you ask me a few question. Just because you're so gosh-darn adorable. Come on, ask away. It's fun for me. And this is a one time deal.""I... Alright, when and how was your artifact created? What has it done since it's creation?""Hmm... She was made about 100 years ago by the Ceer. For the most part it was held by one of the most powerful, but now long erased from history, wizards of the land. Then it laid dormant until I found it. Next.""What is the deepest and darkest secret of this school?""Hmm... I'd say our Dungeons. They're linked to actual dungeons hidden within the world. How these dungeons became linked to the school and why is a mystery even to me. Go on~ Give me more~""Can you tell me more about the spies being sent to the Sons of Serin?""Sadly I can not. I didn't deal much with that. You can ask Natalie, though.""Okay. Speaking of which why do you always expect Natalie to be the one coming over?""She's a dear sweet friend of mine and long overdue for a visit.""The two of you are friends?""Oh yes. Til I tried to claw her eye out. She didn't appreciate that much... She used to come by quite often but not nearly as much anymore. One more question.""Hmm...">>36845479>>36845500>>36845536>>36845545Seriously?"The orb wants to know what color panties you're wearing but please feel free to ignore that.""Really? Well, why don't you come over here and find out?"
>>36845836that is actually a pretty good one.
>>36845915LIFT THAT SKIRT UP AND SHOW US BEFORE WE TAKE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YOU!
>>36845915ROLL US OVER COME ON NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>36845915ROLL US OVER
>>36845915OH YESSLIDE US OVER, TALIDO IT RIGHT NOWAHHHHHH
>>36845915Do itDO ITOBSERVATIONAL SCIENCE
>>36845915"Will I or other people die doing so?"
>>36845915ROLL US OVERWe feel warm and safe in her jaws~
>>36845915I'll pass. Didn't she bite us the last time?
>>36845915Tali I will fucking ruin everything you hold dear if you don't roll us over to her right now.
>>36845915Obvious trap is obvious! Don't do it Tali! Its a Trick its- *murmph mmmmph!!* *sounds of someone being dragged away*ROLL US OVER!
>>36845915Toss us over to her~Oh! And no independent thoughts while we're gone! Not allowed!
>>36845975It was just a little love bite and didn't do any damage.
>>36845975That was the best part.
>>36845915You HAVE to do it. It's for our well being.
Umm... Don't we mostly see in black and white? How would we be able to tell what colour her panties are?
>>36845915No harm in rolling us over to her. As they say, let the good times roll.
>>36845915Maybe you should scan her first, it would be good to know what she's thinking.
>>36846069Shuddup, they don't know that.
YES DO IT GIVE US OVERNOW NOW NOW
>>36845915that would be unwise.
>>36845915Wouldn't the runes try to fry Tali? I mean, at least the orb could get over, but.
>>36845915Damn, we should have asked about that sun turning into water or ice cream thing.That might have been interesting to hear from a psychopath.
"Uhm... Do you mean me or the-""The orb, silly. You would burn to a pile of cute little ashes if you tried to come over here. Now come on. Toss it over~">Tali feels that he shouldn't... But voices swarm his head all yelling at him to do so. He places the orb on the ground and rolls it over.>Vaisi grabs it with her foot."Turn around Tali, I don't want to ruin your innocent eyes~">He does so. He hears the sounds of clothes shuffling. A moment passes..."Okay, you can turn back around~" She says.>Tali does so just as the orb is rolled back to him. He puts it around his neck."Hope that satisfied their curiosity~ But that was their question, not yours. Tell me one more.""Uhm... How about you tell me something about yourself. I just learned a spell that can turn the sun into water or anything else. What do you think about that?""Ah, you had Elza. Great teacher. The spell is interesting but I won't ever consider using it myself. The gods do not appreciate someone trying to end all creation. If someone actually tried using it I'm certain the gods would smite them before the world was destroyed. Besides if such a spell were used there would be nothing left to discover. And then there would be no more adorable brown girls to fawn over. That would be a tragedy." She nods, as if agreeing with herself. "Alright, Tali. Question time is over. Do you plan on sleeping over tonight? I wouldn't mind a guest but I should warn you about tossing and turning in your sleep. It may kill you."
>>36846358>Nothing in the email field>Nothing in the twitters>Nothing in the imageMY USUAL META-METHODS ARE FAILING ME
>>36846358>>36846378Why not?Do it~
>>36846358WHERE ARE THE LEWDS?! WE'VE BEEN TRICKED.
>>36846358We should accept her offer.
>>36845448Wait>>36846358How is she going to get that zipper(?) back up?
>>36846358I think this is a bad idea, at least until we're sure we won't nudge up against anything deadly.
>>36846358We should get her a pillow or blanket from Fuwa to make her more comfy.
>>36846358Some other time.Ask her if there is anything else she'd like us to make or get for her.Also, tell her she'd look cuter in stripes.
>>36846358Make her comfy! Owe Fuwa more so she can use you as her body pillow!
>>36846445Just set up a furniture barrier or something between us and her. If Tali rolls he'll bump into it.
>>36846472How did you do that?
>>36846472>Dat busted-ass thumbnail
>>36846358We haven't turned away from a stupid idea yet, so why start now?
>>36846358People might get suspicious if we're missing for a whole day. We've got to keep our espionage in mind.
>>36846488>>36846489>Newfagsif two people post at the EXACT same time in different threads, the thumbnails get swapped.
>>36846472Guts found himself someone to faun over him after hugging that sword?Good for him.
>>36846472how in the fuck.
>>36846358Might be bad idea, others may come looking for you. We should probably scan her and then see about removing that mind reading thingy.
>>36846547>>36846518I bet there are people who come to 4chan for the quests alone.
>>36846472Witch! He's a witch!
>>36846563I don't begrudge them, but this happened even in larro's own quests in the past, remember?
>>36846518>>36846547>>36846563>one particular individual finds something new to raise a stink about
>>36846358No, remember, there's still 99c. She might have a biiiiit of trouble if it's just Lan and her.
"I really shouldn't, I'm sorry.""I understand, Tali~ I probably need to spend the next hour trying to button up these shorts anyway. Come by again though, okay? At least to bring some books over.""Sure. Oh, uhm. Can I use this scanner thing on you? It's for a friend.""Sure~">Tali pulls out the scanner and uses it on Vaisi. "Vaisi Triss, Race: Human, Affinity: Enhancement Magic, Stats- Strength: D-, Wisdom: EX, Endurance: C, Luck: D, Agility: C Artifacts: C͠E͞҉E̸͘͠R͝ ͡A͝RT̷̸I҉͏҉F̷̶A͞C͘T́ #8̷́9͘͠7͠҉̶ ͏S̨͟!̵͠@̸̕#̵$̷̴͟#$҉̶ Í̸ C̢͟Á̶͜N̴̵ ̸͢S̸̴͠E̕È ̕Ý͝O̵̡U͏. ̢Í ̷͡WA̧̡NT͝ Y͢Ó͢҉U҉̕͢. ̢͝I͢͟͠ W̵IL̕͡L̸̛ ̢̢̢HAV̧E͏̢ ̶ỲO͜͞Ù̢.̕ ̷͟҉AL҉́L̵̵̢ ̴̷O̵͘F̧̀͟ ̢͜Ý̡͟O̶̧U̴.̧">The device stops.>Vaisi smiles."I'll see you later~" She says.===End of Chapter 9===
>>36846770Best. Simply the best.
>>36846770FIRST PRIORITY, ESTABLISH DOMINANCE OVER THE BOOK
>>36846770Remember to change the scanner back to normal this time.
>>36846770God I love her
>>36846770No you wont~ We'll have you my dear.
>>36846770"CEER ARTIFACT #897"Haha! Take that you stupid book! We're 845 and you are just stupid 897!
>>36846770Oh great. The book is going to be yandere for us.
>>36846770I'm sorry, Mr. #897, but it's you who we'll make ours.
And so ends another chapter! As usual the time for the next one will be up on the twitter. However I am still in the process of moving and the holidays are coming up so expect a bit of a delay.Thanks for reading, guys!
So she was panty-less?
>>36846770Love you too booky!~
>>36846883Will we ever know what we saw
>>36846998OH BABYWonder if she REALLY likes Tali
>>36846998vendal is never going to stop being the best girl.
>>36846998I want to orb Vaisi
>>36846998That's sooooo lewd.Best. Girl.
>>36846998That's just super!
We should really work on impressing everyone with our icecreamcrafting.And go spying.
I'm a little annoyed how the quest devolved into ALL WAIFUS ALL THE TIME.We have this great spellcrafting system, but it's never used nor are we prompted to use it. Never have we encountered a need for it. Why even have it? Might as well drop the pretense.
>>36847242We haven't really been put into a situation where we need magical skill yet. It was one of the reasons I was really hoping to get into dungeon delving club
>>36847242Yeah, but look at that tongue! It's just magnificent! You are right though, we do have this awesome chance to really play wizard and create our own spells. I hope we don't waste it.
>>36847242We should have gone with the dungeon delving club.
>>36847284It's just so boring and unengaging. Like, why intro the magic system if we can't even use it? We're like 9 chapters in, come the fuck on.
>>36847306We did create ice cream from pure energy
>>36847242Total agreement here. The magical system is cool, but there's no reason to use it at all, and it's just sort of sad.>>36847350Like what, six or seven threads ago?
>>36847306Because it's day 2 of class and our flailing with magic prior to now has been highly inadvisable and generally almost lethal.
>>36847242The fact that we're in a girl's school doesn't help matters. Since 99% of the characters are girls, people waifuing them is inevitable.
>>36847371It's been seven threads or so, though.>>36847377Nigga, it could be an all-boys school and we'd have the same fucking problem.birdshota
>>36847371We have that mana gem now with enough power to kill a star apparently, I think it's time for some magic experiments
>>36847412"no they're too dangerous">waifu fans
>>36847422after a quick ctrl+f: I can confidently say you're the only one saying that.
>>36847412As long as we don't ACTUALLY kill a star with it.On that note, does sun > water just not take very much energy, or how in hell do they afford these mana gems?
>>36847422They're not dangerous if we use the mana gem, that we just got.
>>36847453She's a lich, she's had a long time to make them
>>36847412Part of the problem is that all the magic rules and symbols are scattered across the previous threads. It's not all collected in a convenient place, so anyone interested in experimenting has to go crawling through the archives.
Hint:The sun->water thing has been done hundreds of times before.Nothing happens because FUCKING GRAVITY starts fusing the water again.
>>36847306>It's just so boring and unengaging. Like, why intro the magic system if we can't even use it? We're like 9 chapters in, come the fuck on.Sounds like the problem is pacing.Or... we could have it out, waifu Vaisi as clearly the lewdest and therefore best girl, and then focus on magical hijinks to bust her out and deal with the yandere book.
>>36847422I think the waifufags are the ones who would vote for it. You know, impressing people with displays of power are the best ways to get into someone's panties right?
>>36847477I'm sure someone saved it and would be willing to post it if we decided to do something
>>36847477Then we just ask for the rune list. It's not hard and Larro isn't goddamn SM/JQOP.
>>36847479Logic. Beating poorly thought-out magical terrorist since ever. At least we can sleep easier now.
>>36847242I completely understand your concerns and I do plan on adding more actual spellcrafting and magical stuff. Right now is still basically the intro of the school itself. The quest is a lot slower paced than my others because I am trying to do away with the 1 chapter = 1 day thing so a lot of the day is spent doing... Normal stuff like you would if you were in a boarding school on the first few days. Hanging out with people and learning more about them and the school itself.
>>36847556Don't worry, we still love you for running it! Gives us a chance to be better connected and acquainted with everyone. Thanks for running!!
>>36847556As always, you and Exa prove to be the most based.
>>36847294>>36847284We probably would have died repeatedly.
>>36847556Is it possible in a future thread to control a different character? Like, Tali loses track of the orb and someone else picks it up for a while?
>>36847756That's something I was planning on later on. I hinted that it's possible when a few others have used it and the POV switched to their for a while.
>>36847845How does a corpse blush?
>>36847865How does a corpse move?
>>36847865When a living hat is excited or nervous, it... makes red stuff... and it usually goes into the host.They're kind of sensitive about it.
>>36847865>>36847882The body is still pretty much alive. The only part that doesn't function well is the brain and Solia has that taken care of. If you removed Solia the heart would still beat and it would still breathe for a while.
>>36847845I wanna see this with every character.
>>36847991Possible to 'resurrect' it?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36847991Rolling to awaken the dormant soul within with song.
>>36846998YES YES YES BEST GIRL
>>36847991question.If solia has large luck to find that body-Did that body have low or even negative luck?
>>36847845Will you draw what the orb saw on tumblr/tgchan?
>>36848721He has a tumblr?
>>36846998oh god, my body is not readyoh hey>All girl school>That tongue
>>36848825>>36849146>>36848721he takes commissions so if you throw money at him to draw it he will have a hard time saying no, especially if it's canon.
>>36849249Warning: Larger commissions take much longer, apparently.