CHAPTER FOUR: PROBABLYArchivessuptg: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Questmoe: https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/Kabbalah%20Quest/Character SheetsLink to editing the spreadsheet (You don't need to login): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/edit?usp=sharingYOU ARE JONNY and you've just woken in a panic in some dark, warm, furry confine. You started thrashing around a little only for your sister Lisa to drowsily reassure you that everything's fine before sunlight floods in, illuminating the tentacle coccoon you'd gone to bed in.Oh yeah. Now you remember. You're not waking up inside some strange monster, you're waking up inside a known one.You sigh and slump back down again."If it's any consolation I woke in a similar manner my first night." says Lisa. "Anyway, I've seen daylight now. Time to get up and about."You agree and set about extracting yourself from Peetoo, finding your trainers and bag.Mmm, dried bison."Erm, Jonny... I have combat training this morning with Peetoo, and err, this jacket is too restrictive for it..."Wait, she's telling you that she has naked combat training?>I'll, er, meditate over there then...>What's the problem? We used to take baths together all the time.>Wait, COMBAT TRAINING?>Other (Write in)
>>36777777>What's the problem? We used to take baths together all the time.>Wait, COMBAT TRAINING?
>>36777785Whew, that was fast.
>>36777811I'm always watchingReally I just happened to hit 'refresh' at the right time on the catalog.
>>36777777"What's the problem? We used to take baths together all the time.""Ahh... that's true, alri-""Wait, COMBAT TRAINING?""Hm? Ah, yeah, Peetoo's been helping me get better at dodging so far. I've been getting pretty good if I do say so myself.""I see. Well, uh, can I watch? I'm kinda curious how good you are.""Y-yeah, that's fine. Erm. Can you hold onto the coat for the time being then?""Sure thing."Your sister unbuttons the coat, looking to the side as she shucks if off, a light blush tinging her face. She hands it to you and turns to face Peetoo.PERSPECTIVE CHANGEYOU ARE LISA and you've just become largely naked in front of your brother. It's true that you both used to bathe together regularly, but that was a little while ago and... you just feel kinda embarrassed about this.Still, you've got training to do, so you clear your mind and walk over to P-Too, stretching your muscles out in anticipation."Ready?" you call out as she rises off the floor, flexing her tentacles."Whenever you are.""Then let's go!">Roll 1d100's for dodging prowess, best of three
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>36777875Pretty early in burgerland, not sure how many people we'll get.
>>36777883Ah, I'm not too bothered by that. So long as there's one person we can get through the less interesting start to this thread in time for more people and more action later.Samefag the rolls for now
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>36777883>>36777875
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>36777906>>36777892Well, that ought to do it. May as well roll again, for kicks.
>>36777913>>36777906I regret not saving this mad luck for a more relevant roll.
>>36777906That'll do, that'll->>36777913Jeez Louise, gimme some time to think of enough superlatives for the next update
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>36777906I'm late
>>36777875>>36777883>Rolled 38 (1d100)P-Too starts off with a flurry of tentacles, skipping the build up now. Your previous sessions have shown that your ability is above the need for that.You duck and weave, skip and hop, twist and dive, you feel the light sensation breezing across your skin of the tentacles skimming past."I shall go faster than I did last time." intone P-Too, and you let out a grunt of acknowledgement, too busy to afford any greater reply.True to her word the flurry of tentacles triples in intensity and you're straining at your utmost to avoid them all now, a tumble here, twist lower body, hand down to push back up off the floor-You feel an impact on your back and fly through the air, tentacles suddenly flinging out to catch you before you hit the ground. You catch you breath."Ahh... That was pretty intense, but I know I can do better!"You hop down to the floor again, rolling your shoulder."PRETTY INTENSE? Do you have ANY IDEA how RIDICULOUS that display of acrobatics WAS?!"You turn to face Jonny, a silly grin on your face. It's a nice feeling to have him be quite so astounded by this after you saw him sprint off at God knows how fast.What do you say to him?>Write-inDon't worry about those next rolls, I'm getting to those
>>36778007>"Th-thanks onii-chan, I practiced real hard so you would be impressed!"Wait, no, let's try that again.>"Thanks, I've been practicing a lot lately."
>>36778007"Thanks, I've been practicing a lot lately.""'Practising a lot lately'..." you hear him mutter. "And here I was thinking being able to run abnormally fast was a neat trick.""Hahah, well I might be able to dodge quite well but you can run fast enough to make sure they'd never catch you anyway""You're just saying that to make me feel better..." he sighs, perking up a little. "Oh well, I'll just have to give it a go sometime.""That's the spirit! Now, time for round two."You close your eyes and concentrate, there's the breeze across your body, lightly tussling your hair. You start twitching and relaxing each of your muscles one by one, feeling your heartbeat and the rushing energy of your blood in your veins.>>36777906>Rolled 92 (1d100)You open your eyes and look up."I'm ready." you say, striding forward again.P-Too launches into a whirlwind of tentacles off the bat and you hop, skip and jump into the middle, spinning through the air already to avoid an appendage arching towards you from the side.Your perception of time noticeable slows down, probably about a half the usual speed. Her tentacles are still moving so fast that it's not them that allow you to determine this, but the rate at which you fall.You whip your limbs around, using the momentum to carry your body through the miniscule gaps that form between the tentacles, drifting through the air as they swirl around you.>(Cont.)
>>36778255There's one coming towards you at chest height but you're falling too slowly to dodge it... So you kick off from one of the tentacles above you, shooting down towards the ground, hands outstretched, you bend your elbows and push off, streaking over in a different direction, tucking your knees in and rotating out into one handed hand-stand on P-Too's currently upper-most tentacle, swinging around it and releasing into somersault as you land on her head, arms poised like an acrobat."I think that is enough for now." says P-too. "I have another idea for a training session."Panting abating, you say "Oh, what do you have in mind?" before springing down from tentacle to tentacle, landing neatly on the ground again."Jonny. You are capable of creating bones in many shapes are you not."Jonny snaps out of his daze, blinking, "Hm? Ah, yes. Yes I can do that.""Please make a long straight staff. Weighted at both ends. Slightly taller than Lisa.""Uh, sure." he waves his hand before him, white liquid flowing from nowhere to form it.Man, bone powers are so cool."Lisa. You shall use that to deflect my tentacles.""What, like hitting them away?""Yes.""Won't that hurt you though?"In response P-Too simply lashes out a tentacle at a speed to fast to follow and pulverises a nearby rock with an almighty crack, sending a cloud of dust rising."The bone will break long before I will."Right, well, fair enough then.You reach out and take the staff from Jonny, hefting it and feeling the weight, giving it an experimental twirl.Yeah, you can manipulate this fairly easily."You must avoid moving from that point on the ground. Are you ready." intones P-Too."Yup!" you reply, grasping it firmly and taking a stance with one foot back."Then here I go.">(Cont.)
>>36778265>>36777913>Rolled 98 (1d100)She swings a tentacle down at you and you reflexively swing the staff up to meet it, following through with the motion and sliding your hands down to one end, bringing it down and across to deflect another tentacle that was coming at you from the side. Then you use the impact to bounce it back the way it came, sliding your hand back across it to grip the middle again and swing the other end over to meet the next attack.P-Too gradually increase the intensity of her onslaught and you're soon spinning the staff like a marionette, beating tentacles back left, right and centre not to mention all the other directions.You realise idly that you've fallen into some sort of trance, your limbs reacting to what your eyes witness without you really seeing it...PERSPECTIVE CHANGEYOU ARE JONNY and God DAMN your sister is terrifyingly good at that. Like, what the actual fuck. This outstrips NINJA ACTION MOVIES for crying out loud.And she's been going at it a good while now. You don't have a watch but the sun has finished rising ove the course of this. The display has given you a boner but you're pretty confident it's more from the skill she's showing than the fact she's naked.Suddenly the pair end it, both easing off and Lisa leans on the staff for support whilst she catches her breath, shoulders rising and falling as she pants heavily.You're not quite sure how to react to this.>Just stare, mouth dangling>Fish out a bottle of water and go over to congratulate her>Curl up and cry that you'll never be that good>Masturbate furiously Please don't pick this ohgod why am I even writing it>Other (Write-in)
>>36778277>Curl up and cry that you'll never be that good>Masturbate furiously Please don't pick this ohgod why am I even writing itIf didn't secretly want it, you wouldn't post it.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>36778277>Other (Write-in)Give her a hug, hopefully the boner doesn't rub on her nether too much.Congratulate her.
>>36778287>If didn't secretly want it, you wouldn't post it.I actually don't though. That's what makes it all the more perplexing
>>36778298Yeah, I was mostly kidding with that vote anyhow.I'll second this >>36778290 along with>Fish out a bottle of water and go over to congratulate her
>>36778277>>36778290I'll second that.
>>36778277You quickly grab a Fuji brand water bottle from your pack and cross over to her, wrapping her in tight embrace. You do your utmost to keep your hands away from the more risque areas, hoping all the while that your raging hardon isn't as obvious to her as it is to you.You release her and hold out the water bottle."Man, I'm proud to have someone so talented as you as my sister. You have GOT to teach me how you do that sometime.""Ah... thanks." says Lisa, taking a swig before smacking her lips "Just what I needed.""Lisa you truly are prodigial at this." intones Peetoo."Damn right." you add, "You'd put ninjas out of business with skills like that.""Aahh... Who knows... Have you got any more of that bison left by the way? That stuff was delicious."Do you have any more? Does the Pope in the woods.>TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL.>Sure, help yourself, I got plenty of the stuff>Yeah, here you go>Other (Write-in)
Sorry that's not a terribly meaningful vote. I just want to keep some player interaction going since I have a habit of longwinded updates
>>36778365>Does the Pope in the woodsYou may have missed a word there.>TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL.
>>36778377>You may have missed a word there.Nah, it's my preferred concatenation of the phrase. When people haven't heard it before it leaves them wondering a little longer, haha
>>36778365>TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL
>>36778365"TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL.""Hahah, calm down already, jeez. You can create anything out of bone just like that for crying out loud. How is that not vastly more impressive?""Well... sure I guess, but you didn't see yourself just then...""Look, you know what creates things out of nothing? GOD DOES. YOU HAVE GOD POWERS."Well, no refuting that really, you were bestowed them by the God of Bones afterall."I- ah... Fine, fine, any way like I said you can help yourself to the bison strips. I have plenty. Approximately an entire bison's worth.""Hahah, thanks. I have a whole bunch of beef jerky but it's really salty yunno?"The pair of you cross to collect your respective gear, Lisa donning the jacket again. Peetoo drifts over."Do you wish to run again or ride atop me Jonny."Hmm...>Well, gotta keep these legs in action. I'll run thanks>Ah, well we can make faster progress if we go at your pace>How about I run until you're going faster and then hitch a lift?>Other (Write-in)
>>36778425>Ah, well we can make faster progress if we go at your pace
>>36778425"Ah, yeah, thanks. We can make faster progress if we go at your pace."But before that, you need to check the direction your Dad lies in."One moment though," you say, "Just going to check where we have to go.""Hunh?""Oh, yeah. I guess I forgot to mention. I can meditate on someone and kinda sense which direction they lie in."And see glimpses of what they've been recently doing too. But there's no need to mention that."What?! That's awesome!""That sounds a highly useful ability to possess. Especially for the task currently at hand.""Hahah, yeah, I guess it's pretty neat. Anyway, like I said, one moment."You sit crosslegged and focus on your father, drawing onto your stronger memories of him. Those times he played ball with you over your childhood. His face in the crowd when you won that race, full of jubilation. The way he would always read the newspaper over the course of a Sunday morning. His face lined with worry only a few days ago when he woke you.Images flash through your mind, not as thickly as when you searched for Lisa, but plenty all the same. You manage to make out him talking to what looks like some farmers, a bedroom you don't recognise, what looks like a cowgirl talking with a giant behind her, then... darkness.You feel a tear trickle down your cheek. Your recollection had hit you hard. How could he have abandoned Lisa and you like that?"Are you alright?" you hear Lisa say.Ahh... How do you explain...>Write-in
>>36778525>"Yeah... I caught glimpses of Dad, but nothing certain. I think he's on a ranch?"
>>36778525"Yeah... I caught glimpses of Dad, but nothing certain. I think he's on a ranch?""On a ranch? Wait, you mean you can see the person you're trying to find?""Well, kinda, I get brief flashes of their recent events. When I was looking for you I saw a building on fire which worried me a lot.""Ahh... I see. But there's nothing particularly upsetting about a ranch is there? Why are you crying?">I'm not crying! Just some dust in my eye...>Ah, well... (Write-in)
>>36778625>Ah, well... (Write-in)Spill the beans. She has a right to know dad's a shit.
>>36778625>"Ah, well... I think.. I think Dad may have left us."Double meanings, woo
>>36778696Left double meaning as in abandonded/died?
>>36778625"Ah, well... I think that Dad may have left us. Victim of circumstance maybe, but accidentally no...""You're saying you think he abandonded us?""Well think about it. He has a motorbike for cripes sake and we've both been around this highway a decent amount, yet we've seen no sign of him. And it's not like he stopped the bike the moment your sidecar came looses or when I got knocked off.""That's... True." Lisa says, "Still. Best if we find him and ask him right?""Right. But yeah, remembering someone is an important part for being able to sense their direction and..." your voice trails off."Yeah."Anyway, you've got the direction sorted in your mind now. It's essentially the same way as the highway lies but it pays to check these things."That aside, I know which way he lies. Gimme a boost up will you?"Peetoo lifts you both up onto her dome."Right, now the way we need to head is basically along this highway for now, but if that changes I'll tap you here" you say tapping your right hand, "if we need to head more right, and here if we need to go left" you say tapping your other hand."Understood.""Excellent, well let's be off then.""Whee!" shouts Lisa excitedly, fishing out another bison strip from your pack and chomping down on it with gusto.Peetoo starts her inexorable acceleration and the wind soon whips around you all. It's too noisy for small talk really, but if you wanted to talk about something important you could make do.Was there anything you wanted to discuss?>Write-in
>>36777777>>36778888Six 7's, four 8's... Getting all the fancy numbers today. And to think I thought it was neat ending last night on three 9's.
>>36778888>"Where the hell did you learn to move like that? I got blessed by a god, but I've never seen you so agile!"
>>36778910Jonny originally decided to keep the origins of his powers secret, just checking that you want to reveal them now
>>36778910She doesn't know about the bone god.
>>36778919>>36778922Right, I mistook>>36778425.>"Where the hell did you learn to move like that? I've never seen you act so agile!"
>>36778888>>36778941Sure. I'll go with that.
>>36778941Ah, sorry that wasn't clear.Anyway, writing
>>36778888"Where the hell did you learn to move like that? I've never seen you act so agile!" you shout over the rushing air."I have no idea!" Lisa shouts back, "I mean, I guess I've never really tried anything like that before?! So maybe I've always been able to do it!""What, you went straight from nothing to ninja master just like that?!""Hahah, well I've been practising these past few days! The first time I was a lot worse at it than I am now!""Even on the first day you were abnormally talented." adds Peetoo."Weeeelll...... That aside, I guess it's like how you've been running for a while but never anywhere near as fast as you do now!"Well that's certainly true. You'd considered it might be something to do with never needing to push yourself as hard as you did when you were abandonded. Simply overthrowing your mental limits...You fall silent, contemplating the likelihood of this. Surely professional atheletes would be vastly more competent if this was something everyone could do though...?>(Cont.)
>>36779032A little later and you find yourself tapping Peetoo's right. Seems like you're veering off the highway now. Perhaps you're close to this ranch that Dad seems to be at.You feel a tapping on your shoulder and turn to see Lisa pointing into the sky."Can you see something up there? It doesn't look like a bird to me."You crane you head upwards, squinting. Damn sun."There appears to be a demon headed our way." intones Peetoo."Appears to be?" says Lisa."The creature takes a demons appearance but does not smell like one.""You have a nose?""Of sorts."Well then. A demon that knows about washing is headed your way it seems. Probably from that demon army, maybe Peetoo knows it? But surely she'd have said so already if she recognised it. Wonder whether it's stronger than us, probably not considering Peetoo's absurd power...You wonder what you should do...>Try to attract its attention, there's three of you all with fancy ass powers of some sort, what's it gonna do?>Ignore it and carry on>Turn and try to flee>Other (Write-in)
>>36779042>Keep an eye on it but carry on.
>>36779042"Let's not worry too much about it. We'll just keep an eye out and carry on as otherwise." you say."Alrighty then." says Lisa.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:>Felicity>Lisa>JonnyAlso, I gotta duck out for ten mins or so, back shortly.
>>36779177You watch as the figure in the sky nears and begins circling overhead as it descends before drawing alongside and gliding at the same pace that Peetoo is travelling at. At this distance you can see that it's an older teenage girl in a cowboy outfit, only alongside the wings that you could see before she's also equipped with horns and pointed tail."Hey! Mind if I land on you?!" she calls out to Peetoo.Not really addressed to you but you could probably intervene if you wanted.>Nah, let Peetoo reply>Write-in
>>36779363>Tell them we think she's not hostile so letting her wouldn't be bad> let Peetoo reply
>>36779363"She doesn't look poised to attack!" you voice above the wind, "I don't seen any harm in it!"Peetoo tells the interloper she can land, and she does so, touching down on that armoured plate on Peetoo's head. Peetoo also slows down somewhat, the wind dying around you to a breeze. At least you can hear yourselves speak now."So uh, my names Felicity, call me Fel. I feel kinda daft asking this when there's the two of you riding but you're not a hostile demon right?""No, she's not!" quickly bursts out Lisa."I am not hostile without reason." intones Peetoo. "Might I ask what manner of creature you are. You resemble a demon in many ways but not all.""Really? That's interestin'... Well ya see, I was just a regular human a few days ago, but some things happened and I ended up absorbing some demonic energy and, well, I gotta say that wings are darn fun.""Hahah, I bet they are!" pipes up Lisa, "Say, you don't happen to live on a ranch do you?""What, my attire gave it away?" Felicity laughs.You feel like it's your turn to ask some questions>How'd you come to absorb demonic energy anyway? Does that mean demons have come this way?>I don't suppose you had a man on a motorcycle come through here?>Other (Write-in)
>>36779732>I don't suppose you had a man on a motorcycle come through here?
>>36779732"I don't suppose you had a man on a motorcycle come through here?"Felicity turns to look at you, a strange expression playing across her face."We've had a, err, guest staying that could fit that description. Dark brown hair?""Yeah, his name's Dave." Lisa volunteers.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE?At this point you can freely request to switch between characters at the end of each update. If noone has any objections then I'll work it into the next one, unless I have a good reason not to.>Fel>Lisa>Jonny
>>36779850To expand on that, you're welcome to stick with Jonny, this is simply a point you might want to switch at.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>367798501fel2lisa3jonny
>>36779951Hahah, even the dice want more Jonny.
>>36779850"Ah right, he's not staying with our family so I don't actually know his name." says Felicity carefully. "What are your names anyway?""Jonny." you say."I'm Lisa, and we're currently riding on Peetoo!""Peetoo?""Short for Prime Too""Wait wait wait, Prime Too? You wouldn't happen to serve under a Captain Bubzi the Hellcat, Cooler of Days would you?""That is indeed my Captain. I take it you have met her then.""Ah... yeah. Your demon army kinda came across our village. You said you're not hostile right?""Indeed I did.""Well, er, the good news is that your captain is still alive?"Wait. Did she just imply that P-Too's demon army got wiped out by their village?>Interrupt with a question (Write-in)>Sit back and listen to the exchange>Switch perspective
>>36780026>Sit back and listen to the exchange
>>36780026>Sit back and listen to the exchangeSwitch to Lisa
>>36780064Does other Anon agree or disagree or not care about switching to Lisa?
>>36780089Not too concerned with perspective shift.Time for the Assvengers Initiative
>>36780026YOU ARE LISA and as far as you can tell you've found someone who not only knows where your Dad is but also what happened to that demon army of P-Too's. And it seems that P-Too's leader is called Bubzi the Hellcat, Cooler of Days? That's a kickass name and title if ever you've heard one, but what on Earth does one have to do to earn the moniker 'Cooler of Days'?"Are you telling me that Primes three, five, seven, eleven and thirteen have all fallen."It dawns on you that the 'Too' in 'Prime Too' is in fact the number 2. And all this time..."Er, we never saw Prime 13. As far as any of us know it's been wandering like you.""I commend your efforts. I would not have thought a human army capable of defying the demonic one I belong to. Much less a small group of humans that would reside in a village." P2 says impassively, though you're not sure you'd be able to tell if she was upset with her lilting monotone. "Tell me how the Captain fares.""Well, she's doing pretty well actually. It, err, kinda turns out she's my long dead Ma. Got resurrected as a demon. Funny old world, isn't it."It is indeed. But why would they have killed nearly all of P2's army? Did the army attack them..? But P2's really nice, surely the army she belongs to would be similar?>"Wait a sec Fel, do you mean to say that your village killed practically all of P2's army?">Butt in with a question (Write-in)>Sit back and listen to the exchange>Switch perspective
>>36780280>"Wait a sec Fel, do you mean to say that your village killed practically all of P2's army?"
>>36780280>>"Wait a sec Fel, do you mean to say that your village killed practically all of P2's army?"
>>36780280"Wait a sec Fel, do you mean to say that your village killed practically all of P2's army?""Err yeah. They attacked us.""But that's terrible! P2, you'd never attack them would you?""Not without reason.""Right! So would your army have done so?""Quite probably. If Captain Bubzi saw fit to order it I have no doubts that the army would have followed her command.""Wait, would you have followed her orders?""I do not know.""Right... And now they're largely all dead...""I do not mourn for them. Our actions are our own responsiblity. We make our own choices. If they are dead then they were weak. Either in mind for deciding poorly or in flesh for fighting inadequately."That's... oddly cold-hearted coming from P2. But she saved you when you wre attacked by those two weird guys didn't she? So she can't entirely believe that an individual is responsible for saving themselves...It's all so confusing... But it certainly seems like she doesn't lament the loss of her comrades. Perhaps they weren't comrades? Maybe they were simply fighting beside each other due to circumstance...What should you say to her?>Write in
>>36780424>"Well, I'm sure you wouldn't have attacked us P-too. You're too nice!"
>>36780424Am I the only one that wants to see Johnny bone Fel?
>>36780552WHAT? FORSAKING INCEST?!
>>36780424"Well, I'm sure you wouldn't have attacked us P2. You're too nice!" you say."It pleases me to hear you say that. If I may I should like to speak to Bubzi as soon as possible."Well by the sounds of it your Daddy has been staying here for a few days already so it's unlikely that he'd leave in the time it took for P2 to meet her captain again. You're also not sure how eager you really are to see him now that you're this close... What Jonny said earlier about his abandoning you, well you could see that he truly believed it to be the case, he never was good at hiding his emotions. And, well, this conviction has gripped you too now even though you don't want it to be true.But then again, talking to him will clear it all up. He'll have his reasons, surely, and then you can all head home and introduce P2 to Mummy and...Well, leave that for later. Keep your head in the now.>"Yeah, let's go do that first!">"Ah... could we go find our Daddy first? We're so close... don't want to lose him again now.">Other (Write-in)>Switch perspective
>>36780585>"Yeah, let's go do that first!"
>>36780585"Yeah, let's go do that first!" you say brightly.Jonny turns to catch your eye and you look back, seeing affirmation in them."Well, er, follow me then." says Fel, springing off of P2 and back into the air, leading the way."I apologise if you wish to talk but I should like to hurry." says P2 as she lurches forward, accelerating rapidly.The wind roars around you and you could try making conversation with Jonny but it'd be difficult.>Say something (Write-in)>Stay silent on the journey there>Switch perspective
>>36780731>Stay silent on the journey there>Be Fel
>>36780763>>36780783Wanna consensus on who to be or shall I roll?
>>36780793Apparently Fel, then.
>>36780828Gotcha, writing I be
>>36780731YOU ARE FEL and the few hours you've been awake today have taken an interesting turn to say the least. Having woken at noon after a night of firelit dancing you set off on a scouting run to make sure nothing else was headed you way. Whilst flying about you've discovered one of the two missing Primes from your Ma's army and against all odds it doesn't seem like it's after anyone's blood so far, or if it is it's doing a fantastic job of pretending not to. Even has a couple of innocent looking kids riding it.On that note you are really not looking forward to their inevitable reunion with their father. Lisa and Jonny were the names that poor demented man muttered in the context of losing his kids whilst escaping from demons. He'd certainly seemed to have given them up for dead or lost too, since his plan was to continue heading west rather than go back and look for them.And to top it off he's mad as anything and no child should see their parent like that. Maybe he's always been mad? But the kids seemed normal enough, Lisa's attire notwithstanding. Thinking about it they must have been surviving by themselves for the past few days...Should get Pa to cook up a good meal for them when you get back, heaven's knows what they've been scrounging.>(Cont.)
>>36781061But yeah, reuniting your Ma and her top subordinate... You're not sure if you should be worried about this or not. Ma seems to have largely gotten over her initial worry and confusion but seeing her old ally might very well set her off again...Still, if everything gets out of hand you should be able to deal with things. Since demon hierachy is strength based and Prime 2 is below Ma you should be able to take it in a fight with no trouble. Even if they teamed up things shouldn't be too bad...---You land outside your home and turn to wave at Prime 2 and the kids."We're here!" you call out, "Welcome to my home!"You watch as the kids disembark, Lisa monkeying her way down like it was nothing. Gonna have to keep an eye on her.Should you do anything before finding Ma?>Offer the kids food and drink, they may be starving>Talk about something quickly (Write-in)>Nah, let's just go find everyone already>Other (Write-in)
>>36781077>Offer the kids food and drink, they may be starving
Also, I'ma take a break for about an hour or so. Gotta cook me up some food.
>>36781077>Offer the kids food and drink, they may be starving>Talk about something quicklyTry to prepare them for meeting their dad.
>>36781077>See if you can rustle up some clothes for them, they kinda smell.
Back and writing, but gimme maybe ten mins or so. I need to organise myself a train ticket.
I wonder what the other countries are like in this? Like, China. What's going on there? Is it endless smog with ghost people?
>>36782611Well Italy is mostly okay I think. I can't remember if demons had shown up in Poland yet or not.
So, the last time I was QMing. I feel I didn't do a very good job of it. There was that one moment where I ignored players' posts so I could write the next part and go to sleep, which is terrible. I'm not a good QM when I'm tired.Should I stop QMing and pass it on to the next person when I'm sleepy?
>>36782861You only QM when you feel you want to man, ain't no one making you do it otherwise.On that note, Ninnius seems to have scarpered.
>>36781077"Hey, are you guys hungry? I can find some quick food for you to tide you over til supper, sandwiches or something.""Nah, that's find thanks. We've been munching on bison strips all day.""Bison strips? Well anyway, you can have a good solid evening meal with us tonight."Thanks" says Lisa, Jonny perks up a little."Anyway that aside... I remember someone telling me the name of the man currently staying with one of our neighbours and it'a Dave. So, I say there was a pretty good certainty that he's the one you're looking for.""Ah, that's good.""But uh, he's apparently not very well at the moment. From what I've heard it seems he's caught a, uh, fever or something. It's made him a little delirious at the moment.""...will he be alright?""I'm not really all that experienced with these things, but we can hope.""Right.""By the way, whilst we're here are you guys interested in a bath and clean change of clothes? We've got all our old clothes from when we were young, should be able to dig some out in your size.""Thanks, that sounds excellent! I've, uh, kinda been short on clothes as of late...""Yeah, I haven't managed to bathe for three days now." says Jonny."Wait, how on Earth did you manage to bath at all? We've been out and about for five days now!""Oh, I found a stream to wash in. I got pretty lost on the plains...""Well, fair enough..." Lost for five days... And seemingly separately until just recently too. And Jonny's been roaming the plains? How has he even managed to stay alive that long? He doesn't look malnourished...Anyway, let's just get them sorted out for now..."Come on, this way" you say, leading them inside.>Show them to the bath, find some clothes then find Ma to talk to Prime 2>Perspective switch
>>36782883I rescind this statement. Well, the second part at least.>>36782912>Show them to the bath, find some clothes then find Ma to talk to Prime 2
>>36782861Depends on where you want to leave the story. I try to find a good stopping point but sometimes feel like I'm dragging things along when I get sleepy.I personally don't begrudge you railroading in the name of getting some sleep, haha.>>36782883>>36782923Yeah, sorry. Train tickets take a surprisingly long time to sort out apparently. Also I have icecream now
>>36782912>Show them to the bath, find some clothes then find Ma to talk to Prime 2>Perspective switch to Lisa
>>36782912Engage the ninjas that just crashed through the window...!
>>36782974I second this.
>>36782974Roll 1d12, reroll if you get a 4 or 9.Just kidding.
>>36782974Burt, you cruel, cruel person.Look what you've done: >>36782994
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>36783011I'm sure there's a good reason for this...
>>36783035Nah, not really, Not right now, anyway.
>>36782912You lead them inside and they stow their bags by the door with their shoes before following you upstairs to the bathroom, heading inside and starting to run it."Er, so we've only got the one bath, who wants to go first? I'll try and find something for the other to do.""Nah, that's fine, we'll just share." says Lisa."Ah... Yeah." says Jonny.Well. Fair enough then, certainly makes your life simpler."Alright then, I'll leave the clean clothes outside for when you're finished then. Help yourselves to the towels over there, flannels there, make yourself at home and so on.""Thanks" says Lisa, smiling warmly.With that you leave the bathroom and head over to your own to start rummaging for long used clothing at the back of your wardrobe. You open the door to it and suddenly there's a high-pitched shriek and something small leaps out, flailing at you with a set of nunchucks.NINJA ATTACK?!You jump backwards, snapping your head to the window as you hear a second battlecry to see it open with another masked diminuitive figure hopping through it with tonfas.>Roll to defeat ninjasThis is all your fault Burt
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>36783252yesss..... delicious ninjas....>rolling..
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d20)>>36783252HEY HEY LET'S GO KENKA SARU
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>36783252
Rolled 5, 93, 97, 94 = 289 (4d100)>>36783252Roundhouse kick!>Perspective switch to Lisa while everybody's Kung Fu Fighting
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>36783267Well, I can't beat that. May as well try though.
>>36783353>93, 97, 94Wut. Time to rethink the end of this scene.
>>36783353Holy fuck.Also seconding.
>>36783353That'll do, anon. That'll do.>inb4 he uses the 5/100
>>36783406>everyone fails to notice that nat 1 someone rolled
>>36783422Yeah, we're getting chucked/tonfa'd for sure.
>>36783422I'll suck your dick if you ignore it.
>>36783545Nuh uh. You're not taking my death-by-ninjas away from me.
>>36783252>>36783267>Rolled 91 (1d100)You do a backflip into a handstand, perfectly dodging the wardrobe-ninja's nunchucks, then leaning to balance on one hand to free up your other to reach out and catch the strike from your window-borne assailant. You give a sharp tug on the tonfa and push up with your other hand, switching to the tonfa-holding one to support you whilst you reach out to catch the incoming strike from the other ninja.>>36783311>Rolled 10 (1d100)You hand outstretched blocks it initially but the chain wraps round and just sends the end of it careening into your shoulder, managing to knock you off balance. Uh oh, seems trying to fight upside down just ain't working.>>36783353>Rolled 5, 93, 97, 94 = 289 (4d100)You carry your momentum through and push off with the tonfa to sail across the room and slam down on one foot, spinning in an instant, leg outstretched as you sweep across the room catching one ninja and then the second on your shin, rotating fully round to slam them down onto your bed where they lie groaning. The room blurs as you spin a couple more times before managing to stop, crossing over to interrogate them.>>36783296>Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d20)Only for the ninjas to have been pretending to be out, as they suddenly catapult themselves forward and drag you to the floor, where they set about mercilessly tickling you. They seem to know all your weakspots too and in no time you're a quivering mess on the floor, gasping for air amid their laughs.One of them pulls off her mask, giggling as she cries "We sure got you good that time!".The other follows suit, "The look on your face when I popped out of the wardrobe, absolutely priceless!" he cackles.>(Cont.)
>>36783908The Cox twins. You'd had you suspicions after the first battlecry was too squeaky for a supposedly serious attacker."Enough, Enough!" you gasp out and they reluctantly abate they mericless torture. The backs of your knees and your ribs feel numb. "Where's you even GET ninja outfits you little rascals?!""Hahah, our Mommy made them!""Cor, she spoils you rotten. I never got that kinda stuff when I was your age.""Yeah, but when you were out age you were allowed to wressle bulls. We just get to prod sheep all day.""Ah, true that... Anyway, gimme a moment, I need to find some old clothes of mine. We've picked up a couple of guests, look around your age. They've been wandering the plains by themselves for the best part of a week it seems.""How come?""Long story I imagine. Ah, here we are, this should fit her...""So what're their names?""Lisa and Jonny, now where did Bigg keep all his old stuff..."You leave the room, depositing the change for Lisa just outside the bathroom before heading into Bigg's room and rummaging through his cupboard."By the way, what's up with that giant floating octopus outside your house?""Oh, that, it's actually one of the demons from that army that attack-""Is it gonna attack us?!""NO, it's NOT. Now don't go spreading rumours around the village or we'll be up to our eyes in pitchforks.""Then what's it doing here?""Well it seemed to be travelling with the kids I mentioned, helping them find their father.""Why'd a demon do that?""Buggered if I know, why don't you go ask it that instead of me? Finally give me a breather and the chance to FIND THE GODSDAMN CLOTHES I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THESE PAST TWENTY MINUTES.""Oh fine, fine...""We'll be back later, when you least expect it!""Oh, we also brought round that sheeps' milk""Thanks, I'll see you guys later alright? Nice moves with them nunchucks by the way.""Hahah, I got you good! Anyways, see ya!">(Cont.)
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>>36783921With that the twins leave, dashing through the door and thudding down the stairs. Bundles of hypermaniacal energy they are.You take a deep breath and focus your attentions back to the task at hand.Ah, these should do. Design's a bit kiddy but Bigg always was for his age. Still, it'll give us a chance to wash Jonny's current clothes and he can be back in them in no time. There's eerily what appears to be a a giant blood stain along the whole right sleeve of his shirt... Probably just mud though.You bundle those up by the bathroom door again, and rap it with your knuckles."Alright, clothes are just outside. I'll go find my Ma and get her over to Prime 2, you'll find us in the yard."You hear a muffled acknowledgement from inside and turn, leaving the house."Sorry about the wait" you say to the demon, "Those twins currently adorning you sprang an attack. I'll go find Bubzi now.""They are certainly quite energetic.""Hahah, tell me about it." you chuckle, turning and taking wing to speed your way to the fields.---Ah, there they are.You touch down and they turn, slightly surprised to see you here.What do you say to them?>Write-in
>>36783939Huh?>Perspective switch to Lisa already
>>36784008Sorry, still getting to that. I was gonna have Fel grab Ma and do the bit with Prime 2 before switching and catching up with Lisa and Jonny in the bathroom.Ninjas kinda slowed this down a bit
>>36784040Okay, who did we just land by?
>>36784062Ah, sorry it wasn't clear. Ma and Pa
>>36783939"Ma, a flying squid demon wants to see you."
>>36783939>Switch to Jonny
>>36784125I'm interested in seeing the awkwardness of boner concealment and skinship from Lisa's perspective.
>>36783939"Ma, a flying squid demon wants to see you."A look of confusion emerges, quickly being replace with realisation."Prime 2 right? How's she doing?""She? Hunh, never would'a guessed. She's doing well, she's been travelling with a coupla kids looking for their father. Who happens to be that crazy man by the way Pa.""Oh heavens above, them kids 'a his just can't catch a break can they?""Henh.""Wha' didya tell them about him?""I suggested they took a bath, Lord knows they need it. Sounds like they've been wandering in for five days now, so's hardly suprising. Anyway, I told them that he's got a fever and is currently delirious.""Hmm, not bad. I'll hafta cook something extra special tonight.""Yeah, but that aside, it's time for Ma to meet her comrade. You wanna come too Pa?""Nah, I'll stay here. Gotta finish up and get on with supper.""Alright, come on then Ma.""Yeah, we'll see you in a bit dear."The pair of you set back off towards home. You wonder if you should ask Ma anything before you reintroduce her to Prime 2>Nah, it'll probably work itself out>Yeah... (Write-in)
>>36784333>Nah, it'll probably work itself outWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>36784306Maybe we could do both?
>>36784333>Nah, it'll probably work itself out
>>36784452Both perspectives? I can flick between them quickly if you want.Doing a full experience of both might get confusing and long winded though.
>>36784333>"So, you and the rest of the demons were looking for someplace to stay, right?">Experiment with tail, see if we can extend it, try to do something dexterous with it. Smack Ma's ass on accident when we try to make a lasso.
>>36784450Is that you Tennant?
>>36784470I think flicking between them could work.
>>36784470There is no other way then. I shall duel any dissenters to the death.
>>36784499Maybe. Accidentally left on a trip from another thing.
>>36784605That's how I knew it was you
>>36784333"So, you and the rest of the demons were looking for someplace to stay, right?""Well, in the long run. Our first priority was just to put distance between us and the holy presence that now occupies New Hell. I say that, I've heard tell that they already redubbed it New Heaven.""Right. But how exactly did attacking our village factor into all that?""Well, demons get antsy easily. I'm sure you know the feeling, always itching for a fight - Hell, I barely ever see you stop moving. On the one hand I can easily keep them in line by simply killing any challengers but on the other I don't want to find a new place to reside only for it to be just a handful of us. Better to let them enjoy themselves, not like humans meant anything much to me.""I see. I thought the demon hierachy was absolute though, that they're bound to follow the orders they're given?""Oh no, not at all, they just have to face the consequences if they don't. Namely a fight with their superior. If it's a single demon wishing to disobey then there's nothing to it, they'll fall into line or get a smackdown. But a large group? They get gusty, think that they can win through numbers. They couldn't but I wasn't mad keen on massacreing my subordinates."Ah, makes sense."So it wasn't that your Ma especially wished to attack your village, rather she just didn't care about it enough to see it worth the hassle halting her demons would entail...Well that means that Prime 2 certainly won't try anything funny, she knows that she'd just be torn apart by your Ma.>(Cont.)
>>36784933Whilst walking you realise you've been idly flicking your tail back and forth. Funny how it has a mind of its own... But you really should learn to use it, having an extra appendage would be really handy if you could get the hang of it.You sort of will it to move, trying to simply extend it for now.THWACK"Hey! What was that for?!""Aahh... sorry Ma, I was just trying to move my tail... Not exactly used to it yet yunno?"She sighs. "Alright, alright... I guess I'll have to try and teach you a thing or two about using it sometime then.""Hahah, thanks Ma."---You've returned to the yard now, the twins still molesting the poor demon."Tim, Lily, leave her alone now already! Surely you've some chores that need doing?""Aaahh....""Maaaaaaybe. But not if noone catches us!"They spring to the floor and run of laughing.Oh well, there's Mrs Cox' responsibility now."Captain. I see you are well.""Ah, that I am. I'm sure you've heard about the fates of the rest of the army...""Indeed. I am still amazed that this happened. It has been a highly surprising week for me overall.""Hahah, yeah... I've got my daughter to blame in large part for that. She may be demonic now but she was nothing but a human when she took me down single-handedly. Wrestling no less."You blush at the praise, and at the curious look Prime 2 is giving you."You took down the Captain Bubzi the Hellcat, Cooler of Days in unarmed combat."Yup, that did indeed happen... How exactly do you respond?>Act bashful, it's not like it's THAT special...>Great bravado! You wressle bulls daily, it's not like you're not used to this kinda thing!>Other (Write-in)
>>36784954>Great bravado! You wressle bulls daily, it's not like you're not used to this kinda thing!No room for modesty in New Texas.
>>36784992Every dang time I forget to take it off.
>>36785015Hahah, I know the feeling.
>>36784954>Great bravado! You wressle bulls daily, it's not like you're not used to this kinda thing!>>36784992The United States of Texas is fucking huge, but I get what you're saying.
>>36784954"Hahah, well I wrassle with bulls every day. Stands to reason I know how to take something by horns and give it a beat down." you grin."It's true, I've watched her do it twice now" Ma says, "One time she accidentally killed it, punched some meat off of it. Had to give it the kiss of life."'Kiss of life' she says..."I am informed that you have discovered you are their resurrected family member.""Ah, yeah. There's snatches of memories of my former life, alongside they all recognise me... It's a strange experience to say the least, but everyone's been very welcoming about it." Ma says quietly."Then I presume you intend to resume your prior life with them.""I haven't really given it much thought... But it seems like that's the case...""Then do you have any orders for me.""Not really. Don't attack this village I guess? But you've never been one to do that without reason..."Hunh. Guess this demon really is as passive as everyone says. It's odd, she's one of the more monstrous looking of the ones you faced yet behind those inky black eyes that seem to watch everything at once... It seems there's just a gentle giant.And yet she is Prime 2, second in strength only to Ma. Given the nature of the demons you fought you don't doubt they'd have tried to wrest that ranking away from her if they were able.Do you want to add anything to the conversation?>Yeah... (Write-in)>Nah, just let them talk
>It seems there's just a gentle giant.A BFG!?>Hey, what are Prime Ones and Thirteens like?
>>36785590>Prime OneDidn't they teach you anything?! ONE IS NOT A PRIME NUMBER!
>>36785628It is sometimes!
>>36785523>Nah, just let them talk
>>36785712I give up.
>>36785762The 'nah, let them talk' option is just a 'I cant think of anything' option. I write in any questions people have and then move back to the route the conversation would otherwise take.
>>36785762>>36785806Nevermind, I just realised you were talking about trying to keep your name blank, not people voting against your write-in. Getting a little late...Oops.
>>36785523"Hey, what's Prime 13 like?""Hm? Oh, he's the 'Unlucky One'. Bad things kinda just happen to him.""It is an unfortunate existence. But he takes it in stride quite well. He only sheds tears on the weekend.""Jeez, what happens to the poor guy?""It is hard to explain. Nobody really ever sees but he is forever stubbing his toe or the like. As such he is covered in sores. Bruises. Cuts. Scrapes. Scar tissue. It sort of hurts to look at.""That's terrible! Where is he now?""That's hard to say, he makes slower progress than Prime 2 here. Probably still wending his way in this direction though he's constantly bumping into things, or getting stuck, or falling into pits...Eesh. Guess some really are inherently unlucky..."Anyway, what do you plan to do now Prime 2? You could probably stay here with us, the villagers seem to be pretty used to demons by now. Hell, I was celebrating with them the other night...""I am not sure about my long term plans yet. For the immediate future I shall accompany Lisa.""The girl you were travelling with?" says Ma, "What's with that anyway?""She is very kind to me. She has been a great friend. When she isn't spraying me with flaming battery acid that is."You replay that sentence back in your head.>I- Uh- Wait- What?!>This will need some explanation.>She's err... resourceful I take it?>Other (Write-in)
>>36785961>I- Uh- Wait- What?!>She's err... resourceful I take it?
>>36785961"I- Uh- Wait- What?!""Flaming battery acid. Stings like Beelzebub's own bugs.""She's err... resourceful I take it?""You have no idea."---PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE LISA and you and Jonny have just been shown the bathroom. It's pretty nice, the bath large in size. Fel finishes giving the rundown and leaves, and you fiddle with the latch to lock it.You turn to see Jonny looking at you, a slight blush rising in his cheeks.You feel a little nervous too, but you've already stripped in front him today so it's not like you've got anything to lose being shy now...You look away and start peeling off your socks and gloves, the unbuttoning your jacket and neatly folding it before placing it on the floor away from the bath. You turn back to see Jonny looking slightly awkward.Say anything?>Nah>Write-in
>"What, you gonna bathe with your clothes on?"
>>36786193"I-I'm going to get the water started, get it nice and warm."
>>36786193>>36786262>>36786300These Maybe toss in a:>"Could you get my back?"
>>36786418So impatient Anon! They're not even in the tub yet!
>>36786193"What, you gonna bathe with your clothes on?" you say, teasingly."What? No. O-of course not."You turn again to spare him the indignance of turning crimson before you."I-I'm going to make sure the water's nice and warm." you say, dipping your hand into the semi-filled tub. You drift your fingers lazily through the deliciously hot water.Gosh it feels like forever since you have a bath...PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE JONNY and your sister has just undressed before you, leaving a distinctly uncomfortable tight sensation in your loins. Matters were made considerably worse when she turned and leant over to test the waters, petite rear wiggling in front of you.You really, REALLY hadn't thought this through.Still, standing there gawking is only going to make this weirder so you turn around and start to fumble with your own clothes, tugging off your grimy t-shirts, followed by your clumsy removal of your trousers, socks, leather wristband...Well here it is, the moment you reveal your soldier downstairs...>Try to hide it from Lisa, keep you back to her at all times>Here goes nothing. You can just tell her it happened for a different reason (Write-in your hilarious excuse)>Other (Write-in)
>Here goes nothing. You can just tell her it happened for a different reason, the reason being that you are really in shape from running so much the past few days.
>>36786451>Here goes nothingIf she says anything just go with, "S-sorry. I-It just gets like that sometimes."
>>36786547This reason is pure brillliance.
>>36786580I'm aware. However, I fear that it may be too good.
>>36786451Welp. Here goes nothing.You slide your underwear off and add it to the pile, kicking them away from the tub and turning back to find Lisa facing you."Water's perfect temperature. Just need to fill it a bit higher." You see her eyes glance downwards. "What's up with your willy?"Your mind scrabbles to find something plausible."Well.. uh. You haven't done sex ed yet so you probably don't know this but the penis fills with blood and gets bigger... All that running I've done recently has really, uh, got me in shape. As such."She giggles."Isn't it really uncomfortable running with that sticking out?"Oh heavens above you're not cut out for this. How do you reply?>Write-in
>>36786707>Point out the window.>"Hey, is that the Loch Ness Monster!?">Get in the tub while she's distracted.
>>36786707>"Yeah. Sometimes. " >Get in the tub.
>>36786707>"It's uncomfortable, but you just have to exercise it like any other muscle. Here, I'll show you how most people train it..."
>>36786707>"Yeah, which is why I have to umm, take care of it sometimes, calm it down before the blood's running too hot."
>>36786707PANIC MODE ENGAGED"Hey, is that the Loch Ness Monster?!" you spout out, pointing towards the window.Lisa turns, perhaps just reflexively from the pointing finger and you take the opportunity to hop into the tub and-OH BOY IT'S HOT AND- wait, why is it-You look down to see that your lower legs have encased themselves in your bone armour.Oh wow, that's pretty darn handy, automatic protection...You legs warm through and and you watch as the armour slowly thins and dissipates, leaving you bare once more, the water tolerable in temperature again.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE LISA and you find your brother's excuse highly amusing. You might not have had the school's sex ed yet but you're a, uh, well-read young girl. Inquisitive mind. Natural curiosity. You'd noticed a row of inappropriate magazines on the top shelf at the local estate agents one day and it had triggered a whole lot of questions about these sort of things.Anyway, you play along with his wild gesticulating, no point rubbing it in the poor boy. After making a show of looking out the window you turn to check on the tub and see that it's filled nicely. Shutting off the taps you note that Jonny is already standing there, white armour encasing his feet and legs.Intrigueing, he never mentioned he could do that. You'd have thought being able to summon a suit of bone armour would be the first thing to brag about...You tentatively dip your toes in, recoiling initially as the hot water touches them.You sigh. There's always that starting point where your hands can handle the heat and your feet can't...You dip them back and forth until they're finally accustomed and then slowly lower them, eventually standing opposite you brother.Do you ask about his bone armour?>Write-in
>>36787018>"Hey brother, could you tell me more about these boners? How do you get them so hard and thick?"
>>36787018>>36787061Seconding.>"Yeah, tell me more about bon-errr, shit, bones. What kinda dreams did you have that gave you such a thing?"
>>36787018You eye's trail back to his mast again. It really is intrigueing to see one in the, err, flesh so to speak."Hey, tell me more about bon-errr. Ahem. Bones. Bone armour. How come you never mentioned you could cover yourself with that? And what kinda dreams did you have that gave you such a thing?"PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE JONNY and yeah, no, you're not buying that. There was a definite slip of the tongue.You sigh. She's getting nosy about the origins of your powers again.What do you tell her? Stick the same old story? Or maybe distract her?>Write-in
>"Well, after I made a shrine of bones out of some bison, I went on a vision quest in a land of grey. Then I got bone powers from the bone god. Keep it a secret, though. Thumb War promise?">"Here, let's see if we can sit down..."
>>36787298>Maybe distract her?She needs something else to think about, and no way are we ready to talk about the Bone God yet.>"Did you really want to know about my armor? That sounded like a Freudian slip. I think there's something else you're interested in..."
>>36787488Why not? No demons or eavesdroppers are around. Now would be the perfect time to discuss it with someone important to us!
>>36787488Every time.>>36787520We may as well talk about both forms of boning then. No point, as such, in keeping things from our sister.
So to clarify, vote on two options:Talk to her about the Bone God:>Yes>NoTalk to her about your Long John Silver:>Yes>No
>>36787562>YesBathe a bit>Yes
>>36787562>No>Sure. What the hell.
>>36777777Then I am writing
One million posts away from being super lucky.
>>36787601How curious, not entirely sure how I replied to the OP with that...
>>36787628I-i think >>36787608 was meant to. I don't understand.
>>36787298Well, you were always going to tell her at some point and without demons or eavesdroppers around now's as good a time as any."Well... truth be told, it wasn't exactly a dream that gave me these powers. At one point when I was lost in the wilds I decided to use a couple bones I extracted from a bison to build a small shrine to the God of Bones. I'm still not really sure what compelled me, but I took a nap not long after and when I woke... Well, to say that some more bones had been added to the pile would be the biggest understatement of the year.Anyway, I figured that if that wasn't a sign nothing was and I arranged the bones into a nice pattern as is befitting. Then some stuff happened, got chased, escaped by clambering across a hide of charging bison - I'll tell you later - and at the other end I realised that I was super duper lost. Like, up til then I'd at least travelled in random directions with my own two feet, but I had no idea where the bison had dropped me off at.So I decide to kick back, just stare at the sky yunno? And as I did so the clouds suddenly turned into a bird made of bones that swooped down at me and next thing I knew I was in this endless desert, barren and bare, everything was grey... It didn't take me long to realise I was in the realm of the God of Bones and I figured it must be a trial of sorts.Anyway, long story short, I crossed the desert and encountered the God of Bones itself, who spoke to me and then bestowed these powers I now have on me. Then I was back in our world, and, well I can I do a lot of neat stuff now. Being able to wrap myself in armour is one of the powers I have.">(Cont.)
>>36788321"Wait, so you're like... a champion of the God of Bones?! A paladin? His holy knight?""What's a paladin?""Oh, a knight that fights in the name of their god.""Well. Sounds about right then I guess.""What else can you do though?""Well there's that meditating to find people thing. And I can create more than just armour out of bone as you've seen already. There was also one time when I caused the leftover flesh on the bison I killed to... kinda just evaporate, leaving only bones.""Wow... I can't believe you were getting envious over my above average dodging... So what was the realm of the God of Bones like?"---You've finally finished telling an enrapt Lisa about the mysteries of that other world, it's timelessness, expanse, curious artefacts, the wisdom about life and death you gained...By this point both of you have been submerged for a while and the water's still warm but is losing its edge."We should probably scrub up before we go all pruney" says Lisa, turning around from you, "Can you get my back?""A-ah, yeah."You scoot forward, kneeling as you grab the flannel and begin to rub her down. The motion causes the tip of your (still hard) penis to prod her in the small of her back, eliciting a giggle from the recipient.>(Cont.)
>>36788342"What's so funny?" you say, as sternly as you can muster."Hahah, only that you must have been running more than I imagined recently. I guess that eternity you spent racing across that desert really took it's toll on you, hahahah""Oh shut up you. I still remember when you asked me about my bone armour, don't think you covered up that slip of the tongue. You only managed to distract me for a while."PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE LISA and things are getting hotter in here than the water. Seems like Jonny is more perceptive than you'd hoped and he's just called you out on your freudian slip earlier.Still, that aside, you're still reeling from the revelation that he met a God, conversed with it AND has apparently been chosen to go forth in its name and bring boney goodness to everyone.In your case in a less than orthodox manner that's currently prodding your lower back...How do you respond to him?>Write-in
>>36788361>"Well... do you want to show just how good at boning you are?"
>>36788361>Tease him a bit. Waggle your ass across the tip off his dick.
>>36788361>That's, you, errr... oh, enough.>Can you... getmyfront. Too?
>>36788525Don't worry Anon, I understood your intent.
>>36788361>"You know, you can be such a bonehead sometimes! No wonder you became a paladin.">Back into him, situate us to the point where it's no longer poking into our butt. Sit on it, between thigh wise.
>>36788577>>36788511>>36788510>>36788398We could honestly combine all of these. The scene is writing itself for you, Ninnius!
>>36788603What do you think I'm busy doing? Hahah
>>36788361>Oh yeah? Well I think I found out where the Loch Ness monster ran off to.
>>36788624>Well I think I found out where the Loch Ness monster ran off to.There he is, with my sides, the devil.
You sit back on his dick, and he groans.His dick is so big! Wait, it's too big.It's around this time that you realize your brother's dick is an eight-story tall quadrupedal reptile from the Jurassic period.The beast bends its head down to you two, and whispers, "You got $3.50?">Yeah, let me get my wallet real quick...>No! Get outta here, you bum!>Write-innot serious
>>36788956goobi pls. I'm nearly finished writing.>Yeah, let me get my wallet real quick...
>>36788956No no no, the reveal comes AFTER the request for money! Get it together, Nunnius!
>>36788361You decide to play with him a bit first, wiggling your butt lightly from side to side, the tip of his dick being toyed with by the dip where your cheeks meet at the base of your spine. You hear him grunt slightly but to give him credit he continues to rinse down your back."That's, you, errr... oh, enough.""Hunh?""Can you... getmyfront. Too?PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE JONNY and your sister has not only just mashed your dick with her butt but has now had the audacity to turn and ask you to scrub her front down.Which is blatantly unnecessary for you to do, people are perfectly capable of reaching their front themselves, which can only mean that she's interested in more than just teasing you.Well, who are you to deny her that?You shift from kneeling to sit again, legs splayed around her as she kneels before you. You flick a glance at her eyes and see she's looking away, only to look straight at you for a moment before you quickly look down. You dunk the flannel in the warm water again and bring it up to her minimal chest, starting at the hollow of her neck and gently massaging the cloth there with your fingers before letting it lightly trail down her front as you dip it in the water again.You rinse and repeat (damnit, now's now the time Carlos!) and then start to do the same lower down. You look up to see her watching you intently, cheeks flushed."D-don't stop..."Heheh, just liten to her...>(Cont.)
>>36789013You bring one hand round her back to hold her as you apply a little more pressure with the flannel, working on one side, circling softly before switching to the other, letting the edge of the cloth brush her pert nipples as you draw it back to soak again. This time you don't bring it so high up, instead rubbing down across her belly with it, sinking lower as you dip it below the water to knead just above her crotch."Well... do you want to show me just how good at boning you are?" she says.Do you ever. But how far exactly does she want to go...? Does she even know how it works?"I uh..." you manage to mumble.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE LISA and boy does he know how to wash a girl. Shame he's quite so dense about taking the lead, but you suppose that's no different from normal..."You know, you can be such a bonehead sometimes! No wonder you became a paladin." you say, and he open's his mouth briefly before avoiding your eye.You sigh internally and turn around."Lie back a bit will you?" you say, straddling his torso and moving down to rub his bone between your thighs. The touch on your inner thighs sends shivers of anticipation up your spine.You hear a muffled 'unf' in response."Well I think I found where that Loch Ness monster ran off to." you say, prompting a laugh from behind you."Och aye" he says in a terrible scottish accent.Well it's about time to get to the next stage.>Present your rear>Do something else (Write-in)
>>36789032>Do something else>Masturbate him with your thighsFirstly, he's not going to get anything done himself. Secondly, that terrible accent needs punishing.
>>36789032>Present your rearTime for him to take a little initiative.
>>36789202Kinda like a rear admiral?That recent thread as magnificent
>>36789007Please don't cyber-bully me.Hm, has Lisa Lisa had her first period yet?
>>36789319Good question, you shall never know.
>>36789032"That accent was bad and you should feel bad. But because I am benevolent..." you trail off, squeezing your thighs tighter as you rub them around him. You continue this way a little, slowing occasionally to keep him from release, alright it's probably about time now...You ease off and move forward, arms cradling the taps as you present your rear.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE JONNY and HNNNG. SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.And now she's waggling that bottom of hers in front of you. Well, it's about time you took the initiative. How do you proceed?>Hoist the main sails, full speed ahead!>You think it's... that hole?>It's the second time you've been face to face with this sight... Maybe just poke around for now...>Other (Write-in)
>>36789411>Jerk off on her.>"What a nice bath!">Dry ourself off with a towel.
>>36789411>It's the second time you've been face to face with this sight... Maybe just poke around for now..
>>36789411>I heard that if you use your mouth first and do a good job of things, women get super sensitive down there. Thanks to Lil' Miss Thunder Thighs, we'll blow our load as soon as we enter most likely.
>>36789454Oh yeah, I was kidding with this one.
>>36789603And to think I'd nearly finished writing itHahah, just lying, I was never going to write that vote
>>36789618Yeah, that'd be the most fucked up thing we've ever done, and we've murdered, raped, eaten people, some of which weren't even alive.
>>36789411this sounds good >>36789513
>>36789411>>36789513Roll for cunning linguistics?
>>36789692Hm, if you want. Best of three rolls.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>36789708
Rolled 2811 (1d8023)>>36789708Rolling with the dice of bone!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36789708
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36789708
>>36789719>>36789755>>36789772>>36789776Congratulations, now I have rewrite it a little to make you worse at it.
Hmm, not a climax, but hopefully we've gotten her up there some.
>>36789793Well, he's only done it once before, and that was on a dead lady. Seems fair.
>>36789824This is very true
Rolled 187 (1d8008)>>36789793>>36789822
>>36789824Did he? Ha, did he limber up her vagina? How weird!
>>36789843Shameferu dishpray Math
>>36789411You sit up and grasp that ass, thumbs spreading her cheeks as you bring your face close to her lips. They're smooth and where they part slightly they reveal pinkish depths. Above that is her cute little butthole, a tight little circle.You gave that dead lady a good licking but on account of her not being alive you garnered no response from it and you're curious about how girls normally react. Favourably you imagine.>>36789719>Rolled 58 (1d100)You poke your tongue out and take a tentative lick from the front of her mound, curling up round and finishing in the middle of her cheeks. Good thing you've both had a thorough wash. You busy yourself once more, dipping and delving with your tongue. Judging by the way her legs are quivering you suspect you're doing well."Ah... hurry up already..." moans Lisa.Welp, better not keep her waiting.>Hoist the main sails, full speed ahead!>You think it's... that hole?
>>36789897>You think it's... that hole?I'd say it was to preserve Lisa's maidenhood, but Peetoo took that so I'll out and say anal is best way to go.
>>36789897>Hoist the main sails, full speed ahead!
>>36789897Seconding >>36789945.We'll make a buttslut out of our sister.Only in Kabbalah would such a phrase be uttered.
>>36789897>"Incest is wrong.">You know it's THAT hole, and you're gonna use it.
>>36789897>Hoist the main sails, full speed ahead!She's probably not ready for anal, and besides, we can>Finish outside, onto her.
>>36790081Why not inside?
>>36790081>not ready for analThis is Kabbalah Quest. Kabbalah finds a way.
>>36790110It's kinda like marking territory, our territory being her back and butt.
>>36790142Can't think of a better way to mark your territory than parking a baby in her uterus but whatevs.
Brb a moment, all this is making me hungry
>>36790181We don't even know if she can have a baby yet. Hmmm... WWBJD?
>>36790232Hungry for incestuous underage buttstuff? I can't blame you.
>>36790287Only one way to find out.
>>36790308For now though, we should decide on using either her pussy or her butt. We'll cross that other bridge when we get to it.
>>36790371Why not both? Let's fashion ourselves a relatively small dildo above our dick with bone powers.
>>36790411Good thinking. Let's do that.
>in b4 Lisa gets fed up with Jonny's loligagging and jams it in for him
>>36790465>"Pussy or ass... ass or pussy...">"You're getting my hands if you don't hurry up!"
>>36790483Angry enough to deprive him of both, but thoughtful enough to finish him off. What a kindhearted sister we have!
>>36789897You straighten up and shuffle forward on your knees, water sloshing around you as you line yourself up. You grip Lisa by the waist and start to push.Damn she's a lot tighter than that body...PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:Jonny's licking was... It was nice, but it didn't quite hit the spot. Anyway, he's listened to your cries to move on to the main course and you feel him shifting into position, his hands on your hips. You push back slightly, urging him on and in. He takes the cue and you feel a pressure mounting on your-Wait, that's not the right h-OOOOHHH.Your hands clench, arms pulling you forward but his hold on you is too tight and you can't get away, only grit your teeth as bit by bit he enters you. Your breathing sets into a pattern of short sharp in and exhales and Jonny seemingly takes this as a sign to push further and all you can do in response is hold on, one leg rising, toes curling...He stops, and then slowly draws back out again, dragging across your insides as he goes. You heave a sigh of releif as it's about to finally exit and- Oh god, he's thrusting it in again, just grin and bear it, grin and bear it...You close your eyes, willing yourself to calm down and this relaxes your asshole a bit, giving it in to a curious full sensation rather than the initial twinge of pain. Actually, now that you've unclenched it it's actually starting to feel somewhat enjoyable. It's different from the jolts of electric pleasure that P2's tentacles induced in your vagina. Instead you feel an odd satisfaction at feeling yourself stretched wide, and the vibrations that Jonny's thrusting is making reverberate through your passage...>(Cont.)
>>36790936You notice that you've managed to catch your breath again."J-Jonny..." you weakly call out, "That's my butt."He pauses."O-oh, sorry, I didn't mean to-""I didn't tell you to stop.""A-ah, I see..."He resumes his efforts and purr contentedly, leaning back a little to force him deeper inside you."F-faster..." you manage to utter, and he answers by way of starting to pound you backdoor. You realise that you're moaning but to your chagrin you just don't care enough to stop. Then he pulls back hard on your waist, jamming himself as far in as you can and you feel his member twitching slightly before a warm spreads inside you.This sends you over the edge, panting haggardly as your asshole spasms around his dick.You'll have to do this again sometime.PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE JONNY and you've just shot your load inside your sister's butt. Oops.Still, it seems like she enjoyed herself and she certainly didn't tell you to stop. But no wonder it had been so tight.You slowly tug yourself free from her ass as it still pulses around your penis, milking it for all it's worth, and... there it is free. You look to see a slight trickle of your ejaculate seeping from her hole. It's a wonderful sight.You sit back down, weary from the exertion and watch as Lisa slowly turns herself onto her back, sinking back down into the tub.You feel like you should say something.>Write-in
>>36790955>"That was fun, sis. Thanks for helping me fix my problem."
>>36790955>"I uh... used your butt so you, y'know, wouldn't get pregnant. Canyoueven- not the point. But... could I use the other hole- next time?"
>>36790955>Just cuddle up with her for a while.
>>36790955Voting to combine >>36791080 and >>36791002
>>36790955>C'mere, you. We've gotten a little sweaty from doing that.>You remember when we were kids and we would play House? You would lie on the dining table, and I would hold up a clipboard and presume you dead, but after pouring chocolate milk on you would make a miraculous recovery and kiss your savior, and then I would go eat the pills Daddy kept in the drawer by the fridge.>I really liked when you would kiss me.
>>36791041Do you really want to say this? It's not like it's a good excuse, he could have simply mentioned this earlier and asked her.'Sides, it's not like Lisa seems to care it happened.>>36791103Anon what
>>36791124I'd rather we didn't say that.
>>36791124Nah, it's kind of a mood killer now that I think about it.
>>36791124>Anon whatNever played House before?
>>36791124I'd prefer we DIDN'T do >>36791103 >>36791041
>>36791176C'mon, >>36791103 isn't so bad.
>>36791211Yeah. It really is.
>>36791174I won't go into that, I'll just say that it didn't involve munching pills.
>>36791225House had a drug problem didn't he? Abused his medications?
>>36791247Is this the TV show you're referring to now? I'm sorry, I've never watched it.Also I'm sleepy and my mind's a tad sluggish.
>>36791301The baffling part is that they blurred out the word 'shit'
>>36790955"That was fun, sis. Thanks for helping me fix my problem.""Your raging boner?""Yeah, that. C'mere."You hold your hand out and pull her up, spinning her to face away from you and holding her close, nestled against you, her head tucked beneath your chin. You close your eyes and stay like that for a while, gently stroking her.After a little bit she speaks up and you can feel the vibration of her voice emanating through her back into your chest."It's probably about time for dinner.""Mmm.""Don't know about you but I'm starving...""Yeah. And the water's getting kinda lukewarm too."She disentagles herself slowly, and scoots forward."Gimme a sec to wash your jizz out my butt.""Hahah, I'll start drying myself off then." you say, stepping out of the bath and grabbing a towel.>(Cont.)
>>36791586PERSPECTIVE CHANGE:YOU ARE LISA and currently you're probing your anus with a couple fingers as you crouch in the tub. You wiggle them around a bit to try and clear the last of it but you can't see what you're doing and decide you've probably given it a good enough go.It was nice being held by Jonny like that afterwards, comforting.You shakily exit the bath as well and grab a warm towel from the radiator, vigourously rubbing yourself down before wrapping it around yourself and unlocking the door, opening it to find the promised change of clothes. You grab the pile and take it back in, shutting the door again and hanging the towel back up.The pair of you quickly dress yourselves and bundle up your dirty laundry, heading down into the kitchen."Ah, you mus' be Lisa an' Jonny." says a man working over the stove, "I'm Fel's Pa. You can go pop your dirty clothes in that basket over there.""Ah, thanks." you say, crossing to deposit them, "And thanks for the bath. Been a little while since I've felt this clean, hahah.""No problem, jus' sit yourselves down. Supper will be ready in a few minutes."---And with that I'm too drowsy to continue with any semblance of quality. I'll run this again tomorrow, hopefully we'll actually get somewhere. I'd kinda intended to be a lot further ahead with the plot I have in mind by now, oh well. Ninjas and baths, ninjas and baths...
>>36791607I enjoyed it, at least. Sometimes advancing plot matters less than having a good time (especially in Kabbalah quest).
>>36791661Oh, that's certainly true, but I like to think that what I have in mind for the later plot delivers good times in spades. I just wanna get a ways further than I am right now before I head home for x-mas to a place with an atrocious internet connection and far too many family members for QMing to be a good idea.
>>36791607Thanks for running.
>>36791716Hahaha, yeah, I was held back from QMing plenty of times during Thanksgiving.Who's up for a quickie?>Ash/Han>Sanzaru
You are Ashleigh Hanzo Fightmaster the Second, and you have ventured into the woods at the edge of Fucktown, Missouri, claymore at the ready and cocksucker in tow. So far, the only things you've come across so far have been rodents, snakes, and very fat snakes, but you have this weird feeling in your gut that something's not right with these woods.As you cut a branch out of your way while moving through what looks like a trail, the girl on your shoulder groans. Ten seconds later, she lets out a scream when she realizes it's you, her mother's killer, who's carrying her through the dark and spooky woods nobody of sound mind goes into, or so you heard. She starts kicking your front and banging her fists on your back while yelling, "Put me down, you freak!""Naughty, naughty," you say while lifting up her skirt. You spank her harshly, and she yelps, her arms clinging to you while he legs hang limp. She seems to have quieted down some, settling for just mewling pathetically. Ugh, you can feel her tears falling down onto your shirt.Hmm, it's getting dark out. You wander through the forest some more, and come across a clearing, that's next to a creek. Echh. Beyond that creek is a swamp.You set Nina down and rest your claymore against a tree, and walk up to the creek to see if there's anything in it. As you peer down into the water, you see a the twilit sky. Mom didn't know what that was about whenever you asked her why you couldn't see yourself in anything. However, you do see a claymore swinging down through that watery sky.You kick your leg back and catch Nina in the gut, making her aim falter. The claymore swings down an inch away from your pointy ear, and you catch it with a hand. Twisting the metal out of the girl's hands, you stand up straight and backhand her onto the ground.She rubs her cheek while looking at you with fiery hatred in her eyes. As well as a scarlet bat. She gets up on her knees and makes for your dick.>Stop her>Glimmer BJ, woo woo woo!
>>36793487Damnit, forgot my name.Hey, if a vampire glimmered someone into orgasming, would that be a glimjob?
>>36793487>Push her onto her back and give her some hatesex.
>>36793645But that's rape! You're gonna have to roll for that.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36793668
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36793668
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36793668
Nina unzips your jeans and opens wide. To her surprise, however, you shove her head back, causing her to fall onto her back with an "Ah!"You land on all fours, looming over her, grinning like a wolf about to consume its prey. Nina gulps, and tries to back away from you. You stop her by placing a hand into her shoulder, the claws digging into it painfully. She winces, and fresh tears form in the corners of her eyes.With your other hand, you lift her skirt up, and shred those bothersome panties of hers. Nina looks down to see you taking your big red dick in your hand and guiding it towards her slit.You pause when your tip meets the edges of her slit. Penetrating her now would be entering her without her consent. That doesn't sit right with you. It's like a burning sensation in your mind prevents you from crossing barriers you're not allowed to. But even still, this chick just tried to kill you, and she must pay for that.You thrust your hips forward, and...>19/20You enter her surprisingly wet snatch. Thinking back on it, her panties did smell of urine earlier. Hahaha, she wet herseeeEEHHHHYYYEEEOOOWWWWWAh, there's the burning sensation making you feel like a flaming piece of shit. You hate this feeling. You dealt with it once already today, when you were crossing over Mom's line in the dirt. Fucking line kept you from doing anything! You could only just watch as you tried to quell how upset and uneasy trying to crossover was.The feeling makes you pissed off like nothing else, and you have the perfect tool to take out that frustration on!You grab Nina by her hips and pull her onto her dick. Nina screams as her virginity is taken from her. Huh, you could have sworn she and Nathan were together. Guess he's a virgin too! Wait, does that time you sucked his dick count towards him losing his virginity?>Cont.
She punches you in the face while you get lost in thought, which you respond to by grinning with your fangs out. Nina doesn't try to hit you again after that. Instead, she settles for grabbing onto your back really hard, her fingernails digging into your back through your shirt.You start thrusting in and out of her brutally, causing her to scream in pain. You note that Maxine took this a lot better. Maybe it had something to do with your licking beforehand? Oh well. You rut inside her like a man possessed, snarling at the feeling of intense dread and wrongdoing it gives you. Nina closes her eyes in fear and cries quietly as the drool from your howling lands on her face.Nina whimpers again, and you think she's wet herself again, perhaps this time out of pleasure, but probably also from fear.The feeling you get from dominating her sets you off in spite of the inferno of guilt tormenting your soul, and you let loose inside her, spraying her insides full with your spunk. Nina looks off to the side, eyes kinda unmoving, settled on a tree or something.You withdraw from Nina, causing her to sigh as jizz flows out of her raped vagina onto her skirt and the dirt. Ahhh, that feels so much better. The penitent feeling in your mind is abated now that you are no longer inside of her. Raping someone just isn't worth it, and should only be done to people in emergencies. She looks at you with a blank expression, gleam, and gets up on her knees to clean you off. Ohhh, her mouth feels so much better. Not as good as Mom's, but in comparison to that other place, you, you... you-!You set off again in her mouth, making her moan in annoyance. Cum leaks out of her mouth, and she grunts when some of it goes down the wrong way. You withdraw from her face and spurt out about three times onto her shirt as she leans over to cough and wretch your jizz out of her throat."That's what happens when you fuck with me."You retrieve the claymore, and think about your next move.>cont.
>>36794307There wasn't any fish in that creek besides mudcats and goggle-eyes, so if you want dinner, you're going to have to look in either the woods, or the swamp. That presence you felt earlier seems to be in that swamp.>Head off into the woods>Head off into the swampYou also think about your cocksucker, and what should be done with her.>Tie her to a branch, tell her to stay here (Roll to intimidate)>Tell her to use her wrist rocket to help you hunt (Roll to convince)
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36794350>Head off into the swamp>Tell her to use her wrist rocket to help you hunt
"Hey, Nina, I'm going to the swamp to hunt something for dinner, and you're coming with."She's still heaving on the ground, and asks, "Why would I go anywhere with you, demon!?" She looks up at you. "And the swamp!? Are you out of your mind, I mean, why not just go to the woods to find something? Why would you... Why, why am I? Oh, no, not again! Not agaimmphh!" she says as she slips her mouth around your cock.You do you arms up in that standard anime elbows-up pose, and recline against a tree. "If you help me hunt, I'll stop doing this. Until you agree, though..." You start whistling that tune you heard from Maxine earlier. What that how it went? No, the bit at the end curved up a bit sharper. Or maybe you have to go lower at the part before..."MMMFF! MMMmmMMPHH!" Nina moans while looking up at you desperately. She's gotten better at cleaning your slit, you note.---------------------------------------------------------------------The two of your trek into the swamp. You try to keep on branches, but most of the time you're both forced to wade through the water. You feel something bite you, and raise your leg out of the water to see a leech on your calf. With a will to devour, the leech returns the blood it stole from you, and crinkles over and dies.Hmmm...>Offer to give Nina a piggyback ride.>Tell her to keep her distance from you.>Write-inYou spot three oddities from where you're at. In one direction are some trees bearing some bright and colorful fruit amidst their vines. In another direction is mushrooms with a fluorescent quality to them. There are several big ones with even more tiny ones growing on them. In the water is something slithering as though it has some place to be.You can also hear what sounds like moaning. A ghost? You can't tell which direction it's coming from. That presence from before is also strong here. Are the two related?Which do you pursue?>Fruity Vines>Mushrooms>Slitheries>2Spooky4Me
>>36794648>Offer to give Nina a piggyback ride.>2Spooky4Me
"Stop," you say before Nina can get in the water. "This isn't safe," you say as you hold up the leech for her to see. She nods, and grimaces when she realizes how much of the swamp is water to wade through."Hop on," you say as you make platforms with your hands and hunch over some. She tries to make her way towards you, but trips, falling into the water. How the fuck does a creek separate a forest from a swamp? gg brain You catch her before she can, however, and swing her onto your shoulders."We're heading back to the clearing, something isn't right here.""Then why did we come here!?" Nina asks. You respond by raising one of your hands up behind you to spank her bare butt.Nina looks around at the swamp with curiously, though she grunts when a mosquito bites her. The mosquito is a fat one, which seals its fate as Nina slaps her left hand down on her right thigh. Hmm, a little bit of her blood got sucked into that bug, and is now smeared onto her skin. You stick out your tongue and lap up the blood, to her surprise and subsequent amazement as the pain from the mosquito bits fades away just as the irritated flesh calms down to it previous state."You can heal people with your tongue?"..."Sometimes," you respond."... Look, freak, when we get back to the clearing, can you lick someplace else?"Hmmm. "Only if there's blood involved.""Oh, there's blood involved, you fucking monster." Smack. "Eep!"As you walk further and further away, you swear you can hear a faint, "Someone help me! Please! AAAAAAHH-!----------------------------------------------------You reach the clearing after crossing over that creek, fuckin' creek, and put Nina down on the ground.She lays down on the ground before you, and spreads her legs, revealing her creampie to you, which glistens in the moonlight."Please use your tongue on it, it stings like a bitch right now!>Eat her out, she did say 'Please.'>69>Nah. How 'bout you go suck it?
>>36794969>Go back and look for whoever was screaming.
"Okay," you say as you shuffle your pants off. She looks up at you, sighs, and holds her mouth open, tongue sticking out a little.You descend over her, lowering your cock to her ready and willing mouth, and lowering your head to her creamy cunt. You sniff at it. Yup, there's blood in there, just mixed in with a bunch of your jizz. Well, here goes nothing...You take a tentative lick into her pussy, tasting your cum (It's bitter), and causing Nina to jump a little at the touch. She goes back to her sucking, becoming pretty good at it for an amateur. She lets it hit the back of her throat, and only gags every 10 seconds or so.You continue your attentions as well, and make sure to mix in plenty of your saliva into the cocktail. You can barely taste some blood in there, and what you do taste encourages you to delve deeper into her woo-hoo. You do lick up a lot of your cum though, and even swallow some of it. The taste reminds you of that kiss you shared with Mom this morning, the one before the last.Nope, nope, not dealing with those memories right now, now when there's a juicy, lickable cunt right in front of you. You increase your efforts tenfold, tonguing her walls and slobbering drool everywhere like some rabid dog with a bowl of water. Wow, that's decidedly unsexy, lemme try that again. You increase your efforts tenfold, tonguing her walls and letting your drool seep down into the edge of her cum-filled womb.Nina sighs as your tongue works it magic on her vagina, and then she cries out in ecstasy as your tongue works its magic on her clitoris.She starts sucking you off like the world was ending tomorrow, and you reward her efforts by cumming buckets inside her mouth, yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.You get up off of her, and grab your claymore. "I heard something in the swamp earlier, I'm gonna go see what it is.""Okay, I don't need any food, though, kinda full," she says, "Eraap. You didn't hear that, devil boy!">Cont.
You chuckle at her, and say, "Be back soon." However, there's something eating at you."Whatever. I'm tired, I'm just gonna get a nice pile of leaves together real quick..."You turn to face the girl who's facing away from you, and say with sincerity,>"I'm sorry for killing your mom and raping you, it could have been avoided.">"I won't apologize for what I did. you and your mom both had it coming."
>>36795327>"I won't apologize for what I did. you and your mom both had it coming."They are the reason mom's dead after all.
"I won't apologize for what I did, you and your mom both had it coming."She stops gathering leaves, and turns to look at you. You avert your glance before this situation can get sticky. However, you did see a look of frustrated indignation on her face, her teeth bared and features warped into a familiar look of rage.The next instant though, she slumps over, and sighs. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just... go. Go away. Piss off. Go fuck yourself. Leave me be!""Be back later!" you say as you cross through the creek. You don't wanna wait for your life to be over before you get out of this accursed brook. Nina lets out a scream of pure anger behind you.---------------------------------------------------------------------You reach that area from before, and raise your weapon for anything looking to catch you off guard in the darkness. You wait a bit, and sure enough, you hear that moaning again. Someone called out for you to save them earlier, and granted, you were busy carrying your cumdump off to safety, but you feel as though you have to go look for that person in peril. Funnily enough, it's not because of some weird tick or habit or feeling of yours. It just feels... right? Right! And besides, you bet anything this'll have something to do with the presence you felt before.>END OF CHAPTER 10.2
>>36795474>WILL ASH BE ABLE TO FIND THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?>DOES NINA SECRETLY LIKE THE TASTE AND SIZE OF ASH'S DICK?>WHAT'S UP WITH THAT BLUE CROW ANYWAY?>FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DHAMPIR BALL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.........
New Stat: Anal Circumference?>Y/N
>>36795961>NKabbalah may be about buttstuff, but such is its nature that a person's anal circumference is always "just the right size".
>>36796017Hm, you speak wisdom, Anon. I'm not too keen on having one party hate the sex because of pain either.
New thread up: >>36798310