+ Wait for my signal. + You pulse back towards Kyoko, hoping to hell that the Culexus doesn't catch you pulsing to your best friend. Thankfully, she doesn't - either she's too focused on the impromptu pyrotechnics she's showing off with that axe of hers, or Yuma's way of allowing all of you to pulse to each other is working much better than you think. + When I give it, we murder the fuck out of this bitch. +It's tempting to call in Kyoko now, but you have to give her an opportunity to. One that'll allow her to get a clean shot without the target having any chance to block or retaliate. ...That means going toe-to-toe for a bit with the Culexus. A Great. Fucking wonderful."Hm." The crimson Culexus in front of you tilts her head to the side again. "This isn't like you, Matsuda. You should be cursing and screaming for my death right about now, firing that gaudy gun of yours - your eyes turned wholly black, tears of blood flowing down your cheeks." It's here that she nods, as if coming to a conclusion she'd been expecting all along. "Yes, of course you've got a plan, but what? Your Callidus is down, your squad is fragmented, and--"
>>36719150The Desert Eagle kicks in your hand as you fire, its thunderous report a veritable cannon's boom in the dead, damp silence of the entire eighth floor. That first shot, fired in treachery - in the bloody-minded, desperate hope that your target was too busy listening to herself talk to dodge - misses its mark completely. The helmeted freak jerking aside in a creak of leather and padded armor. Mere moments before you'd even pulled the trigger. Your second shot, one you make in the span of an eyeblink right after - the fat brass cylinder from your first still spinning end over end in the air - does hit, but it's a glancing one at best. The round shearing the protective ruggedized plating of her hardsuit's left shoulderpad, leaving bared but annoyingly-intact flesh in its wake.Fuck."What are you shooting?" The crimson fiend laughs, her voice dripping with venom-laced amusement as she continues to advance. "Are you drunk? Even a novitiate would've already hit me at this range!""...Shut up," You growl, and make to fire again - but before you could do so, the Culexus had already begun to charge you. Her slow, measured advance exchanged for a charging kill-run. You spit out a curse and start to backpedal, forcing a space between the both of you, space enough to aim and fire. Enough space for you to continue trying to shoot a huge hole in her helmet, right between her demon-face helmet's eyes.No such luck. In the span of an eyeblink, not only did the Culexus close the distance between the both of you, she'd already started swinging that fucking axe of hers.What transpired right then and there is something you'd consider as the most excruciating ten seconds of your life...that you can remember, at least. Excruciating - and arguably educational.[1/2]
>>36719158This Red Culexus is something else all right. Not just a Culexus but something more. Something worse.She was one of them, that much was clear. She wore the suit of her rank, and the way your skin crawled whenever she got too close proved that she was one of the cursed few that necessitated being imprisoned in leather and metal. But the way she handled her weapon, it brought another Culexus to mind - and how singularly brutal she was with her crowbar. Each swing of the burning axe delivered with enough force that the blade whistled as it cut the air with every pass. Each swing a death blow, made with the innate ease usually reserved for seasoned lumberjacks, or serial killers who killed with the contents of their tool shed.After those ten seconds - ten grueling seconds of dodging, ducking, and weaving out of the way of a consummate axe-murderer's swings, ten seconds that felt like ten years - you felt as fucked up as your ex looked. Your muscles burning in lactic agony, your joints screaming in pain. Your breath sawing in and out of your chest in desperate, ragged gasps."You move well for a Vindicare," The Culexus tilts her head towards you, one-handedly tugging her axe free from where she'd buried it on the wall in attempting to make a bloody ravine of your face. The jagged scar left in the concrete continuing to burn with the Culexus' foul-smelling crimson fire."You have the instincts, but not the movement. I'd recommend training more under Miki Sayaka, but that'd just be wasting my breath.""...Shut up. Just shut up." You say again, the words leaving your lips in a breath-starved growl as you take advantage of the lull in action to finally reload. The first magazine falls from your clumsy, numbed fingers - and you spit out a curse and pull out another from your shield - and this time it slides home with a reassuring click. [2/3]
>>36719169You look up just in time to duck underneath a burning ax swung to crunch into the side of your neck. Earning yourself an opportunity to roll to the side and get some space between the both of you, as well as a sharp kick to the ribs courtesy of a metal-shod Culexus boot. The impact turning your roll into a painful, clumsy tumble with your face smacking hard against the cold floor."...Kong. Kong!" Wendy calls for you as she tries to get up from the pool of blood she'd been lying in. "Help me up. Come on. I can take her--""Stay down," you breathe as you scramble back up to your feet. Gritting your teeth as you find your free hand curling around the Muramasa's handle. You will yourself to support your gun hand instead, taking aim once more at the Culexus. "Just stay down. I'll handle this.""You're doing very well, considering." The Culexus nods. "You've lasted longer than she did thus far." She gestures to Wendy, who spits out something absolutely foul in English that you're tempted to write it down in your journal to remember it. "Still, Cooldown opted for a more direct approach. I don't think I've ever had to deal with someone that tenacious with a knife." She coughs here, and you hear something wet splatter against the inside of her helmet. The Culexus coughs again, before shaking her head and then stepping forward, axe in both hands. "Shall we continue, Warmaster Matsuda? You can try shooting at me again, if you'd like. I'd let some shots graze my suit to make you feel better, but it's hard to find tailors who can work well with leather in these parts."What do you do? Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.Charge her from below, try to get her down on the ground. Call Kyoko in once you've got her down.Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.
>>36719192>Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.
FIRST after Decu! Midorin best gril, suck it Wendyfags!
Just the thing to make this shitty morning shift go by a LOT faster. Yay!
>>36719192>[X]Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.
>>36719206Too bad m8: >>36719206>[X]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.
>>36719192>Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.Time for the flesh of fallen angels!
>>36719192[X]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.We need to keep her attention on us as much as possible if we want Kyoko to have a clear shot. She predicted our first shot with ease.
>>36719192[x]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.
>>36719192[X]Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.
[x]Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.I really don't want to let that psycho butterknife bitch out to play if it can be helped, but we REALLY don't have time to fuck around with this bitch.
>>36719240Kirika is a good girl and wants to help Chiaki slaughter her enemies.
>>36719255Then the Feast!
>>36719192[X]Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.[X]Yell a warning that you might not be in full control of yourself due to GW usage.
>>36719192>[x]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.
>>36719295+1 to plan let the hate flow
>>36719192>Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.Shootys not working.COME ON OUT.KIRAKA
>>36719192>[X]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.
[x]Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards
>>36719192 >Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.
>>36719192>[x]Holster your Desert Eagle, attack with Muramasa. Call in Kyoko as soon as you've got her locked up in a clinch.We have the murdersword, we should fucking use it!
>>36719192[X] Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards
Mami is a betrayer.
>>36719376mumi is pure and dressed as best rozen maiden
>>36719376Mami is a red herring.
>>36719376Mami's marvelous and malicious mammary machinations mean to mislead matsuda
And then suddenly a thread!Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanartlink to the journal pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM
>>36719376Mami can't be trusted. She's going to betray Chiaki for eating the flesh of fallen angels.
BE SURE TO SHOUT "KIKIRA, I CHOOSE YOOOOOOU" when you draw.
>>36719192>[x] KATANAIt's time.
Slow thread today. Let's spice it up a notch. Yuma did everything wrong.You're waifu a shit and fat.Tiny Pete sucks and is railroading.Pinky x Murderface 5vver
>>36719552What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>>36719192>Wait for her to attack, before rolling to the side and shooting her kneecaps. Call Kyoko in immediately afterwards.Option least likely to get us killed.
>>36719552>Nothing's happening>Let's shitpost, I guessChiaki?
>>36719566I respect your opinion
>>36719552Yuma is a good girl and deserves headpats.My waifu is best girl and noodly.Tiny Pete is second best bro behind Kyouko.Pinky, Midori, and Wendy are all good waifus.
>>36719552Which waifu? Midori and Wendy are fat as hell. Though I guess they can cry into a cake together when Murderface goes full hand holding with Pinky
>>36719594But anon your wrong
>>36719597What about Iori? Can we still add her to the harem end?
>>36719586I disrespect your opinions sir, I disrespect it right out
>>36719192[X] Attack with Muramasa AND Deagle
>>36719617Who cares about worthless civvies that can't even sing good.
>>36719586I respect your respect of my opinion, as well as your right to be possessed of your own opinion - which may not be entirely be aligned with my own - on the conditions that said opinion is formed pursuant to sufficient inquiry and deliberation, and that you likewise respect the similar right to which I am entitled
>>36719636Soft idol butt, that's who.
>>36719659That's a weird way to spell Riru then.
>>36719659Who's the idol that likes to get stepped on. Matsuda needs to embrace the hat and make a throne out of Masochist idols
>>36719653Well in my opinion you should get stuffed!
>>36719617Why would we want skinny mcflatterson?
So is Kharn's baby her husband's or is it Pinky's? Pretty sure it's Pinky's .
>>36719585>Chiaki shitposting at 4am on the Tenth Officios IntranetI can see it.
>>36719709Flat is justice, and we already have a waifu with big boobs.
>>36719739A waifu without chesticles is like a blind sempai who will never notice you.A tragedy.
>>36719637>>36719597>>36719594>>36719585>>36719570>>36719566>>36719563>>36719552The write-ups are boring and no one reads them!
>>36719727The 10th Incubator shits in a litterbox and prefers the company of canines. Prove me wrong.
>>36719760Say it ain't so!
>>36719760What is a "writeup"?
>>36719760What's a write up? I just Ctrl-f decus posts in the archives.
>>36719782Everyone knows the EU stuff was made non canon when Disney bought out Decu
>>36719760There are write ups?Oh! You mean those non canon fanfic? Yeah, they're terrible
>>36719760I never even watched Madoka cartoon. I just saw some cool posts on my tumblr about the blonde girl with big sweater puppies
>>36719760This poster is right.
>>36719782Several spinoff writefags who write (canon) aide stories with decu's side characters, or set in his setting. Even fap angel jumped on the bandwagon (and promptly never continued it, big suprise.)
>>36719760Well, yeah. I abandon thread when decu leaves.But I'm a pleb, so I have no excuses for my shit tastes and life choices.
>>36719815Why would I want to read shitty fan fiction? This isn't live journal.
>>36719795I actually hate anime and mentally replace all these floozies with characters from Gears of War.
>>36719803Do you want to end up like the 3rd officio? Mami is not for rapes.
>>36719832Yo I do that too! Which one is master halo?
>>36719795>tumblr>saying triggering words without warning0/10
>>36719839Who said that Mami wouldn't be doing the raping?
I like how everything was civil and just votes but one person, just one fucking person goes " hey let's shit post" and now were here. God bless you MGNQ
>>36719796Will Wendyroo ever win the Chiakipusbowl?
>>36719552Trolling level: Babbys first bait>>36719760Trolling level: Rusemaster, 10/10 would rage again
>>36719850Wendy and Midori are so fat they triggered me
>>36719865Only thing she's winning is a dog bowl so she can just eat off the floor like the fat bitch she is
>>36719865Nope, she's going to NTR Chiaki and fuck Midori nonstop until the quest ends.Chiaki goes back to her first love, kong.Pinky and Homucifer then start boning, while using the earth as a vibrator.11/10 best end.
>>36719796I guess it complements the Chiakipus nicely enough.
Would you suck Pinky's eldritch witch boner?
>>36719906Chiaki needs to rape Homucifer to assert dominance.>>36719918She doesn't have one of those!
>>36719886This makes me want to do a writeup just so people can bitch about it and tell me how bad it is.
>>36719570What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little dickbutt? I’ll have you know I became a leader of my own squad in the Eighth, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Varrigan city, and I have over 300 confirmed Witch kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Vindicare in the entire twenty Officios. You are nothing to me but just another thousand targets. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth OR the Moon, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the transmitter? Think again, dickbutt. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of insiders in the Twentieth and your Officio is being infiltrated right now so you better prepare for despair, mascot. The despair that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your race. You’re fucking dead, dickbutt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Soul Gem. Not only am I extensively trained in arcane combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Sixteenth and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your fluffy ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “deliberate” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking paw. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dickbutt. I will shit suffering all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cat.
>>36719918I would Pinky's eldritch witch boner so hard with my boypussy.
>>36719906>corruputed goddess x her rapist devilI'm triggered by this devilarchy bullshit.
>>36719928Fufufu You think Pinky is a girl. How childish.
>>36719931You have done what I wanted, but was too lazy to accomplish.Go, anon, the legacy is yours now.
>>36719940Oh Pinky-Sama my boipussi is moving on its own!
>>36719915>Midori as a Koalasomeone make this so.
>>36719989You misspelled cow.Captcha is : Tenchair Sacrifice because that's how many chairs Midori broke with her fat ass
>>36720008Midori was able to gangbang ten chairs?That is actually kinda impressive.
>>36720008Cow isn't 'stralia enough.
>>36719931>dickbuttLost it right there
>>36720008You disappoint me, anon, because it seems like you missed the obvious "dropbear" joke of Midori falling on things?
Chiski = platypusMidori = manateeWendy = cowRea = squirrelPinky = giant squid
>>36720008Ten chairs is a lot. Even for great performances, one can usually get away with offering only three.
>>36720075Pinky is Tazmanian Devil
>>36720098Yeah, that's about right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54SvkgQ04A
>>36720075Who would be a sloth?and what about the Capybara?
>>36720129Enishi = Sloth
>>36720129The capybara is our soon to arrive wisecracking Mexican magic girl. Her name is Penya.
>>36720194Post lewds to summon Decu
>>36720211I bet Girl A and Mami actually did that at some point.That's my stance on it, and I'm sticking to it.
>>36720238or Mami got friendzoned like Kharn
>>36720211Hmmm....So who would look great in a Keyhole Sweater?
>>36720238Chiaki isn't a slut like a certain Homu.
>>36720267Homu the Homo
>>36720265Anyone with boobs.
>>36720289Why not flatchest?
>>36720265What is with the sudden surge of keyhole sweater art?Not that I am complaining just curious.
>>36720302It looks great.
>>36720302Some well known Japanese cosplayer took a selfie of herself wearing one, and posted it on twitter. Spread like wildfire after that.
Because it's winter and keyhole+Hard sweater nipnops make everyone happy
>>36720302>GIVE ME YOUR BREASTS, MORTAL
>>36720265I can tell you who can't pull it off
>>36720302Who did the coloring on this one?
>>36720326>checker pattern for the mouth.kek
>>36720326>checkerboard mouth looks like hick teeth.C'mon n shove ur face in here skeeter. Got deez sweater puppies while deys still warm n soft uh-huyuck.
>>36720335The person that drew it.
>>36720357Bullshit, Decu never colors
>>36720310Except what she wore wasn't a sweater. A sweater with a hole kind of defeats the purpose of keeping you warm.
>>36720332Nonsense, that's adorable.
>>36720384Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>36720385https://twitter.com/myakkomyako/status/540485949822468096There should be more pics in her gallery.
>>36720399I think this one is my favorite.
I say heeeeey.Whats goin' onnnnn
>>36719218 >>36719231 >>36719239 >>36719295You grit your teeth, before shoving your Desert Eagle back into its holster. Trying to fill this bitch with holes clearly didn't work, even when you tried to play dirty. A second attempt would just end up with you wasting ammunition and not getting Kyoko her window of opportunity. This means, then, that you'll have to try something else. Something more dangerous, more desperate.Something much more stupid."...So. You're willing to use that against me?" The Red Culexus says here, as you take hold of the katana strapped to your waist - one hand gripping the ebony sheath, the other curling around the handle. The weapon immediately growing warm in your grasp. "Even with the risk of you going berserk upon friend AND foe? ...You're either very brave or very stupid, Warmaster Matsuda."Probably both, you tell her through a forced grin of gritted teeth and curled lips. The temptation of wanting to just close your eyes and let the Muramasa take over a sudden and heavy sensation pressing against your mind. Yeah, definitely both.+ If I start acting crazier than normal, you have my permission to take me down fast and hard. + You send this warning to Wendy and Kyoko in a quick, desperate pulse. + Kyoko, get ready. You're about to get your shot. ++ W-what?! + Kyoko's pulseback is one filled with sudden dread and surprise. + Murderface, what're you-- ++ Just get ready. + You send back, before pulling Muramasa free from its sheath from the second time during this operation. The golden blade hissing as it slides from its ebony casing, and then singing as it slices through the air."...Very well." The Culexus in front of you nods slowly, the eyes of the demon mask fitted over her visor reflecting the amber light coming off of Muramasa's mirror-like sheen. Her gloved fingers curling tighter around her axe. "If you're ready, then--"CRASH.[1/2]
>>36720591>>36720596You fools! you've ruined everyth-->>36720603Oh nevermind, carry on.
>>36720603And just like earlier - just like when you drew Muramasa to save your friend from being torn apart by huge goat-dildos wielding axes the size of small cars - you found yourself no longer where you were a moment ago, but rather where you desperately wanted to be, with the sword in your hands and your enemy right in your face. Both your weapons grinding against each other in a desperate deadlock, a power struggle that sent sparks flying with every heave and every teeth-gritted attempt to gain ground.+ Let me kill her. + Kirika whispers in your mind. + There's no finer flesh to taste than those from the cursed ones. But you'll fuck it up and we'll have nothing but dust in that pretty suit of hers. Let me, and she'll leave behind a corpse we can feed on. + A moment's pause. + I'll let you have her eyes, too. They're the best bits, so I'm being very generous-- +You growl at this, before shutting out Kirika from your mind. For fuck's sake, you don't have time to even think about that right now--"Commendable," The Culexus in front of you clearly straining to keep you back, to keep this stalemate up - despite the fact that she'd been slapping you around with almost insulting ease earlier. "Very commendable. I can feel you pushing back against your weapon's influence. Not even the Prophet can manage that with any reliability."Really? You laugh as you continue to push against her. That makes you feel really special, then."As it should, Warmaster Matsuda." The Culexus nods, her voice perfectly even, perfectly composed, even if the effort of pushing back against you is clearly taking nearly all her strength to. "But know this: you won't be able to control it forever."That's fine, you tell her, and the smile that curls your lips, despite yourself, isn't forced.You only want to control it for long enough.[2/3]
>>36720621+ NOW + You pulse to Kyoko, and you dive out of the way as the ceiling above you detonates in a brilliant and fiery explosion - the smoke and debris immediately clearing to reveal your best friend hurtling down towards the Culexus. Murder in her one eye and a spear, aimed to impale your opponent right where she stood, gripped in her hands."GET SOME!" Your best friend roars over the din as she plummets, savage joy and fury coming off of her in equal waves. And for that one moment, as you scrambled to help Wendy back up, Muramasa shoved back into its sheath - you almost thought that that would be it. You've done your job, you've given Kyoko her window, surely that'd be enough to off the fucking Culexus for good--The sound of a speartip striking nothing but concrete snaps you back from your accursed moment of wishful thinking, and it's here that you see Kyoko standing in the burning wreckage of her grand entrance, her customized spear wreathed in vibrant crimson flame. The Red Culexus - still alive, still FUCKING alive - warily taking a step back, both gloved hands empty, clenched into fists. Her axe in pieces, lying useless at your best friend's feet."...You..." The Culexus rasps, sudden trepidation coloring her voice, even with her vox-speaker's distortion. "You're not...the Prophet told me you weren't supposed to be here! She promised...!""Yeah, well, Murderface brought me along, so I guess you got shit for luck this time, eh?" Kyoko grins as she fans a hand in front of her face, waving away the dust kicked up by her arrival. "Murderface! You alright? How's Wendy?""M'fine," Wendy growls from the floor, and you move to help her up. She manages to do so after a few failed attempts, and you can't help but notice how she's leaning heavily against you in her bid to stay upright. Mostly upright, anyway. "The fuck...through the fucking ceiling, Sakura? THAT was your idea of backup?"
>>36720649>the preceding post is [4/5]"It worked, didn't it?" Kyoko's grin goes wider, before blinking at the Culexus in front of her. "Er, well, not really, but she did get disarmed, so it all works out--""YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT HER HERE!" All three of you blink as the helmeted freak shrieks. "THE PROPHET TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING SAKURA KYOKO TO HER DEATH! OF ALL THE FUCKING IDIOTIC THINGS TO DO--""...The fuck are you talking about?" Kyoko's grin is quickly replaced with a scowl, her expression hardening. "I don't know what Oriko or the Prophet or whoever she is has been saying about me, but I'm not going to die here, you...you freakin' dragon dildo!" The red-haired Eversor tugs her spear free from where its blade was embedded into the floor, and gives it a one-handed spin before pointing it at the Culexus. "I was in a pretty good fuckin' mood before you had to scream that crazy bullshit at me, so now I'm in the mood to get you back for what you did to Yuma-chan!""No...no! You can't be here! Please!" The Culexus screams. The lines of her suit glowing blue, then red. "F-fine, I can...I can send you back myself. All I have to do is knock you out, and send you back, I remember how the Prophet taught me--"The torrent of witchfire that suddenly spat from the leather-encased Magical Girl's outstretched hand looked less than something that would actually knock someone out, and more of something that would instantly char them into ash. It's with her spinning spear, then - the entire shaft and blade of it coated with an identical flame, only brighter and wilder - does Kyoko somehow block the witchfire from washing over her, you and Wendy. Both flames canceling each other out in the contact, leaving the overpowering scent of sulfur and brimstone in the air.[5/6]
>>36720662who is this red bitch.
>>36720662"Murderface?" Kyoko doesn't turn to look at you now, her one eye riveted at the shaking Culexus. "Take Wendy with you and go on up to where Mami is. I'll catch up after taking care of Dragon Dildo over here."What? But--"Just go, alright? Wendy needs medical attention, an' the only ones qualified to give it are holed up upstairs. We don't know what kinda shit could happen with her injuries, us being in Wookieland after all." It's here that she turns - briefly, to grin at you. "I just need to have a one-on-one, heart-to-heart talk with this little shit. I'll meet you back there when I'm done, okay, buddy? You'll be doin' me a solid if you do."How do you respond?Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720684My money is on Kyouko's sister.
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing."Make sure you catch up."
>>36720685[X] Accept.Red Skull here won't kill Kyouko.
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.
>Desert Eagle Headshot.No heroics allowed. This is an official operation. We all come home. Let's finish this.
>>36720685>[X]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.She seems to be doing alright.I'll cry if this gets Kyoko killed though.>>36720692Oh shit
>>36720685>[x]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.If she's desperate to send Kyoko back, this red Culexus won't do anything bad to her.
>>36720685>[X] Accept. You trust Kyouko. She knows what she's doing.
>>36720702Oh waitVote changeShe might be pulling off a reverse psychology routine on us. She makes us think she won't kill Kyouko, then we leave them two alone, then Kyouko dies. Or maybe Kyouko will die, but only if we're around... In any case,[X] Refuse
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.LEAVE NO FLATBRO BEHIND
>>36720685[X]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.
>>36720685[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.[X]Kyoko knows something[X]First in, Last out. No Exceptions.Wendy will be fine, her soul gem is still in good shape. More importantly, Kyoko seems like she's recognized the red bitch!Now is NOT the time to let some bullshit personal things get aired. Not in wookieland, and not on a time schedule!
>>36720697>>36720702>>36720704>>36720707>>36720709>>36720713>>36720718>>36720720>>36720738>>36720744This kills the Kyoko
>>36720685>[x]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing."Meet up with Sayaka when you can."
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.You do not have my permission to die
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720685Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.
>>36720685>[x]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.Red doesn't want Kyoko dead, she got the advantage, she can take care of it
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.>[X]Kyoko knows something>[X]First in, Last out. No Exceptions.
Y'know, Kyouko's death and sayaka witching out would make a good Christmas present.Thank you Decu, for all this suffering.
>>36720685>[x]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720756pls noThis seems like a bad idea so I'm changing my vote>>36720709>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.>[X] FIRST IN, LAST OUT, GET IN LINE
>>36720685>[x]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.FIRST IN LAST OUT
>>36720685Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720685>[X]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.Like shit we are running
>>36720685Touch her on the butt
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.You know Kyoko has a plan.
>>36720865Are we just ignoring the part where BurgerButt is injured and Red won't kill Kyoko?
>>36720879We have a plan, too.It involves kyoko being alive for fucking christmas.AND OUR PLANS SEEM TO BE IN CONFLICT.
>>36720685>[X]Refuse. "Any other day, I'd be game for that, but today I'm not leaving people behind. Not here, not when I've got the mother of all prophets leaving a message for me that I need to be the first in and the last out."
>>36720685[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
>>36720892Your paranoid, the red caldaius will hold back if its just Kyoko but not if we join her.You are going to get Kyoko killed.
Hey anon. Hey anon. Make a wish. Come on. Don't be a dildo. Make a wish. Trust me anon. Would I lie to you? Does this look like the face of a liar?
>>36720892>Deculture >killing anyone of value You're adorable
Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doingGet some hits in for me too.
>>36720685[X] Trust, even though the idea makes you feel nauseous.The biggest threat to Kyoko here is us and Kirika,.
>>36720877We can do that later.Maybe we can touch Red's butt while eating the flesh of fallen angels.
>>36720926Shh, logic hurts them.
>>36720912I wish to end suffering!
>>36720685[x]Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing.Gotta keep bestbro alive.
>>36720912Pinky-chan! Pinky-chan! I've been a real idiot! I trusted Murderface to be Warmaster but she's too noodly to do anything!
>>36720912I wan to have your witch babies in my ass-womb forever.
>>36720912I wish Kyouko was invincible
>>36720685>Accept. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing
>>36720685[X]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.wooo, late vote!
>>36720926Kirika is a good girl. She was going to give us Red's eyes.>>36720960Chiaki with the katana is better at stabbing things than Sayaka.
>>36720685I'm gonna miss her.
>>36720912Pinky-chan! Pinky-chan! Magical Midori stole my waifu away from me!
>>36720912I wish to be a dildo.
>>36721002Don't worry we are working on that threesome.
>>36721002Nobody cares Wendy. Go eat a burger American pig dog.
>>36721027Don't you have gang rape smut to go write, fatass?
>>36720994My greatest wish after birthing those witch eggs from my man womb is to have Pinky Sama put more inside to carry and both all over again. Maybe she will even let me nourish the young with my flowing chest malk.
You're so hopeless anonymous-kun!>>36721015GOLDEN THREESOME INDUCER!Go on. She'll accept it at knife point~>>36721003GOLDEN PINKY DILDO!Here you go anon. Please yourself with this. You'll do it if you love me~>>36720991GOLDEN EQUERRY SURPASSER!If Sayaka is dead, you'll be the best stabber.>>36720972GOLDEN BRO PROTECTION KIT! Come on. Kill them all, and Kyouko lives~>>36720964GOLDEN PINKY IMPREGNATOR!Kill yourself anon, and you might have a shot~>>36720936GOLDEN NIRVANA ACHIEVER!Once you kill a million people, you'll end suffering for sure anon.>>36721002GOLDEN WAIFU RETRIEVAL TOOL!Go on Wendy. Kill the the hypotenuse. No one will miss Midori anyways, except for that hat person. >>36720960GOLDEN WARMASTER STRENGTHENING DEVICE!You should just kill her Sayaka, and sign in a new Warmaster.
>>36721091COOOUUUSIIIIN, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WISHGRANTER KNIFE?
>>36721079If you can't handle the mpreg get out of the thread. Souji's got witch eggs up his backside. You think arms and legs are all the good doctor modified in Kharn?
>>36721091But I want to BE the dildo, not have one.Stupid monkey paw.
>>36721091>Only that hat personI wish for pinky to go away
>>36721079>using appleHe got off easy
>>36721226Just because they fucked you doesn't mean they like you, silly slut.
>>36721247>>36721226MIDORIFAG STATUS: [x]BTFO
>>36720685[x]Refuse. You're Warmaster here, and what you say goes. And you're not leaving your best friend behind.
Pocky game is a highly advanced technique that requires dedication and constant practice to masterAlso, hi
How are we going to get a MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS now? Take away Oriko's staff and make her model fancy underwear for Kyouko?
>>36721505Kill Kyouko and fuck Pinky and Homu, the two slut Christmas cakes.
>>36721466I had some personal business to take care of this morning and now 4chan is bring wonky on me so I had to disable 4chanx
>>36721505Why would we make a dead body model underwear? That's gross, anon.
>>36721505Maximum Christmas is cancelled.Only Minimum Christmas this year
>>36721589If she dies, we're going to eat her with Kirika.
>>36721608>Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Holidays>no miracles, no joy, only despairHmm
>>36721505We'd have to replace it with a Maximum Lewd Christmas.But what should it be?>[ ] Kharn's Conquests>[ ] Mami's interrogation>[ ] Orgy in the 14th >[ ] Suzi's new pet>[ ] I dunno, some vanilla shit with Midori?
>>36721707NYA~HOHOHOHOHO~ ELEANOR SCRIBE PLEASES OLD INCUBATORS WITH PAPERWORK!
Also, some cool stuff from Dan
>>36721728Okay, that made me laugh.>Eleanor Scribe
And more cool thing from Dan
>>36721718>[ ] Mami's interrogationAs if that's a real choice.
>>36721752You're welcome pun cat. Now go write more Heather Crunch
>>36721718>[X] Orgy in the 14th With Pinky being the instigator.
> Tiny Pete learns what it is to be a "Big Brother" Least we know what the mystery option is.
>>36721718>Suzi's new pet>Suzi has to extract information from a captured enemy agent>bondage>creepy undertones>best spideryes please
o god it's finally happening
>>36721808Working toward it!
>>36721808Youuuuuuu.Stop posting that fucking cat and go ink the lewds you made for SWQ
>>36721718Suzy's new pet!
>>36721811>Robot on cyborg on loliSlanny approved!
>>36722013Sure, I bet Midori fantasizes about being covered in vanilla ice cream and served to Chiaki every day.
>>36722013She's full of Chiaki's magic vanilla.
>>36721718>[x] Mami's interrogationAssuming it's written from the perspective of the one being interrogated
So what will we tell Sayaka when Kyouko comes home in a box?
>>36722324We thought it was a good idea at the time.
>>36722324"Don't worry we made sure to keep her soul gem around."
>>36722343"... I may have licked it."
"I know a good taxidermy ...."
>>36722324"I didn't think she's just burn out like that. I thought she'd get even more fired up and snuff the red Cuexus out."
>>36722324"I touched her butt before she died."
>Kyoko dies>Sayaka witches out and murders Midori>Wendy betrayal results in her death>Mami kills Rea and Enishi in a plot to overthrow the officio due to everyone dying>Iori killed by Mami>Mami witches out for Pinky and dies>misaka dies with Tiny Pete versus Pinky>Homucifer kills Pinky>double death with Chiaki and Homucifer>Kyubey goes out of businessLike dominoes.
>>36722486Kyouko is basically the Flash.
>>36722486Oh come on, at least let Chiaki waifu Homucifer at that point.
>>36722324"I told you she wouldn't fit in a match box"
>>36722514Homura may be a slut but Chiaki is a pure maiden with honor.
The power of lewds compels you to post Decu!
>>36720697 >>36720704 >>36720707 >>36720713You stare at Kyoko, then the Culexus shivering in her suit, bright crimson flames sparking around them both - and it's here that you slowly nod. You'll...yeah, you'll let her deal with the current hostile on her own. You trust Kyoko. She knows what she's doing - she quickly neutralized the Culexus' fire without even breaking a sweat - and she seems like she's got a plan. Your best friend never talks like that unless she's really, very sure of what she's going to do.So yeah. You'll go along with it. You have all the reasons to, and no reason not to.If that's the case, then why do you feel sick to your gut at the mere thought of playing along?+ Aw, don't be like that, Murderface! + Kyoko's pulse to you is a reassuring one, in complete contrast to her narrowed eye and tensed form - her spear held at the ready, the barrel of its low-slung gun attachment aimed at the Culexus. + I got a plan, and it's gonna work! I meant what I said - I'm not planning on dyin' here! + A chuckle issues from your best friend. + Now go on and get out of here, before this bitch decides to try an' roast us all extra crispy-like again! I'll join you guys as soon as I can! ++...Can you promise me that? + You pulse the thought even before you could stop yourself. Can she promise you that she'll be alright?Silence, and you hear Kyoko sigh. + I can't...I dunno. Anything else, Murderface, I can promise and I'll be good for it, but...+ [1/2]
>>36722486I love me a good old tantrum spiral.
>>36722636What do you know, it worked!
>>36722650She pauses here, before continuing. + If I do kick the bucket, though, just tell Sayaka-chan I went down fighting, alright? She'll probably shout at you a whole lot an' try to kill you, but don't hate her too much for it - that just means she's really lonely, an' probably more angry at me dying than anything else. Just stick with her, an' tell her that I'll haunt her ass if she gives ya more grief than you deserve. She'll probably laugh at that. +...Goddammit."Please, listen to reason! You have to leave immediately! This place will kill you!" The Culexus, seemingly having found her tongue, tries again. Both her hands sparking aflame once more. "I am prepared to use force if necessary, but please understand what I'm trying to say--""Are you calling me a yokel now, unable to COM-PRE-HEND big city slicker words?" Kyoko scowls here, just as her own spear catches aflame once more. "I think you're the one who's not catching on: it's all BULLSHIT. I don't believe it, not one fuckin' bit, and I am going to stay here until we've purged these entire building of you and your buddies. No one fucks with the Ninth or my Warmaster and gets away with it, no matter what your Prophet says.""MATSUDA DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU!" The Culexus roars, stepping forward, jabbing a flame-wreathed finger at you. "ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS HERSELF! SHE'S NOT FIT TO LEAD AN OFFICIO, MUCH LESS A BIRTHDAY SONG--"A single booming report cuts the helmeted Magical Girl's rant halfway - and you see Kyoko waving the smoking barrel of her spear about. "It's Warmaster Matsuda, kid. WARMASTER Matsuda." The red-haired Eversor's voice could have instantly frozen magma. "I don't give a shit what shithole Officio Oriko stole you from. Show some fucking respect."[2/3]
>>36722650>>36722659Death flagged as FUCK.
>>36722659The Culexus falls silent at this, and it's here that Kyoko turns towards you. Her one eye a cold sharp shard of amber. "Chiaki, for fuck's sake, I told ya to go already! Go on, before they figure out what's happening here and send reinforcents or somethin'!"Right, but what about--"I said I'll catch up, right?" She grins at you, before pointing towards the stairwell door with her spear. "Now get going! This place is going to turn into a literal hellhole in no time flat!"You both share one final glance. One pulsed emotion shared with each other, pulsed down the telepathic bond connecting the both of you.And it's with gritted teeth that you scoop up Wendy in your arms - the American barking something obscene in complete and terrified surprise - before you break into a dead run.Not looking back, even when you felt the heat of witchflame erupt behind you. Not looking back, even when you heard Kyoko scream in pain and in rage behind you."Go back. You can't...no, Kong. Murderface. Chiaki. Please." Wendy wheezes in your arms, her face pressed against your neck as you reach the stairwell and begin the long climb up. Taking two stairs at a time. "Don't leave Kyoko behind. She's your best friend. Put me down and help her. I'll be fine. Don't be a fucking idiot." You keep climbing. "...Kong?"..."...Sorry. I...sorry."You continue climbing, the Callidus in your arms gratefully silent.Everything had started out as black and white. Your amnesia dulled everything to a blurry, dull, unrecognizable gray. Before Wendy, before Midori, Kyoko had been the only other person to care. She had been the only other person to call herself your friend. The only other person to actually give a shit about the drunken Vindicare who never cared about anyone.It felt like a goodbye.
>>36722683GODDAMN EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR THISGODDAMN YOU ALL
>>36722683And that's how we lost flatbro>All those votes for leaving Kyouko behindREJOICE, ANON, THIS SUFFERING WAS OF YOUR OWN MAKING
>>36722683Just remember, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED.Decu told us, FIRST IN, LAST OUT. And you chucklefucks ignored him.
>>36722650>I'm not planning on dyin' here
>People who voted to leave her behind are now mad at the people who voted to leave her behindThis is your fault, actions have consequencesLive with your choice
Who is ready for Murder Mermaid~?
She ain't dead yet.Yet.
>>36722743Don't blame me, I didn't vote.I didn't catch up to the thread until it was too late.
All we had to do was shoot the Red Culexus while she was mind breaking, but noooooo we just ditch her. Thanks troll votes.
Alright, that's it for tonight!HUGE apologies for the posting delays, there's no excuse for them besides me just taking really long to write! I suppose I got some questing rust from that break, hahaha! But thank you everyone who's been participating so far, you guys are the best!We have one three writeups for today! Questions answered after them!
>>36722683>Before Wendy, before Midori, Kyoko had been the only other person to care. She had been the only other person to call herself your friend.>She had been the only other person to call herself your friend.>She had been>It felt like a goodbye.>like a goodbye.>goodbyeITS OGRE!
>>36722778Pain is the only reason to be alive.
Pearly Gates 1: Rise and Shinehttp://pastebin.com/bibBcHQq Introducing the third of the three storylines and, with it, Kaede and Megumi (or Cordy, if you prefer).Thanks for reading!
>>36722779On a scale of one to bringing QB into the timestop, how badly did we fuck this up?
>>36722779Should I listen to And I'm Home now or wait for Sayaka to die?
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis NagiThe last thing I remember is a burning pain. Like the blood gushing out of my bullet wounds was lava. It made my knees knock with how much it hurt. Then I saw them aim for my head…I can hear somebody humming something nearby. I don’t recognize the tune. More importantly, I don’t recognize the voice doing the humming.My eyes open slowly, and I end up staring at an equally unfamiliar ceiling. Propping myself up – I still have my mechanical arm on, I guess – I find myself still in a bed, though it’s definitely not my bed. The room itself is painted white, and smells like someone scrubbed it with bleach. A hospital room?The humming’s cut off by a quiet gasp off to my right. “Oh, you’re awake!” someone squeaks in distress. I look to the source of the voice and see that my attending physician… is probably about the same age as I am. She looks pretty young, anyway. Short red hair, deep tan, clutching a clipboard to her chest like it’s a life preserver. She looks only marginally less nervous that I would if I was trying to do her job. “Um, Eleanor, right?” she asks, about as audible as a loud whisper. I slowly nod my head. The doctor… surgeon… whatever she is, smiles sheepishly. “How are you feeling?” she asks next.Rubbing at my head, I knock my cap off-center, confirming I still have a head. “Feel like I didn’t just get my face blown off,” I murmur.“Good. That’s a good thing,” she assures me, relaxing just a little. “Is there any pain?”I shake my head just as I remember something important. “Excuse-““Dizzin-“ the doctor starts, then flushes slightly after she interrupts me. I guess she’s waiting for me to speak first.“…Did I get the prize?” I ask hopefully. Miss Bel promised a straight-up cash bonus to the last people standing. I could have left after the first volley, too.[1/6]
>>36722779Is Kyouko 100% dead?
The girl shrinks back, not even looking me in the eye anymore. Maybe I should have been a bit quieter. “Um, what’s this about a prize?” she asks, appearing completely clueless as to what I’m talking about. She probably just expected to ask her questions and be on her way, not get hounded with questions directed at her. She looks pretty uncomfortable, and I don’t like pressing her. But I gotta know.“The prize for holding out during the live firing exercises?” I clarify, though it still doesn’t seem like she knows what I’m talking about. “The one Miss Bel said she’d give out?” I inquire, a touch of desperation in my voice. Please say that I got it. Please.But the girl droops her head, clutching her clipboard tighter. “I’m afraid I didn’t hear any mention of a prize,” she tells me, her nervous smile turning to a frown.…Fuck. I fall back against my pillow, my optimism gone. In spite of Marina’s advice, I couldn’t stand with a bunch of actual Eversors. And here I honestly thought I could manage.“Is… is something the matter?” the doctor timidly asks while leaning over me, sounding a little concerned. “Are you dizzy? Nauseous?” Did she get taller? Well, whatever. Does it really even matter?“…Yeah,” I grumble, feeling very drained now as I think back over the last week or so. “I’m sick of trying and failing. I’m sick of trying and just barely scraping by. And I’m sick of trying and then being screwed over by things I can’t control.” I turn around so I can bury my face in my pillow, my voice muffled. “Trying sucks.”I really thought things were getting better lately. And when Miss Bel told me I was doing well, I actually felt a bit –proud-. I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.Fuck. I was going to buy an oven, and baking supplies, with that money. I was really, really looking forward to cooking again.That candy shop looks less and less likely every day.[2/6]
>>36722804>>36722805>>36722820Hahaha!Oh, I forgot to say, next thread will be on Sunday night!
After a pause, the doctor speaks again. “I’m really sorry about that,” she apologizes. “But are you, um, are you fine otherwise? Your health, I mean.”“Just peachy,” I murmur. Dunno if she heard me. I can hear her jotting something down, so she probably did.“Eleanor?” the doctor says my name again. “Please turn over.”“Whatever,” I grunt, flipping back over. She sets the clipboard on a nearby chair and starts tucking my sheets back in. And smoothing them out. And then untucking them and tucking them back in. I guess she’s fixated on getting it right?“Actually,” I start, remembering something important, “what time is it? How long was I out for?” The doctor is muttering something to herself while fussing with the sheets. Did she not hear me? “Excuse me, hello?” I say, trying to get her attention. Goddammit, if it’s not one thing…Okay, no, it’s not fair to get mad at the help when she’s just doing job. Even if she’s doing it to an obsessive degree. My failings aren’t her fault. So I wait for her to finish tidying up or whatever she’s doing. The doctor is actually beaming once she’s done.“Excuse me?” I speak up again, getting her attention. “Could you tell me what time it is? And when I can go?”“Oh!” she exclaims, face falling while frantically looking for something. She hurries over to grab her clipboard and clutches it close to her chest again. As if just remembering my question, she checks her watch before informing me, “it’s currently two in the morning. You’ll be released tomorrow morning at six.”I just nod. Odd girl.And back to smiling, but still holding that clipboard pretty hard. “Alright then,” she answers, consulting said clipboard again. “Do you need anything else while I’m here?”I start to form a sarcastic response, but with it being this late…“Could I get a phone?” I ask. “I need to call someone.”[3/6]
>>36722820No.... SHE IS MAXIMUM DEAD!
The doctor nods/bows slightly and then shuffles over to a nearby nightstand. Nudging it over, she reluctantly lets go of the clipboard long enough to hand me the receiver. I make to reach over and dial the number, but I can’t quite reach it from where I’m at. Stupid short arms. Stupid short, underdeveloped body.“Would you like me to dial the number for you?” interrupts the doctor, trying to look helpful in between her fidgeting.“Yes, please,” I tell her, and recite Checkers’ number from memory. Once she’s put it in, the girl’s back to hugging her clipboard, and I’m nervously listening to the phone ringing. Please be there, please be there, please be-“Leave a message or… whatever, I’ll get to you later,” her tired voice grumbles, followed by a tone. Fuck, I got voicemail. I guess it’s pretty late over there. Or early. Or something. Time zones are confusing.Taking a deep breath, and trying to ignore the sudden rush of anxiety, I squeak, “uh, hi Checkers! It’s Eleanor. I mean Papers. I mean… I’m okay, I’m calling to say I’m okay and, um… I’m sorry for not calling back sooner. I just woke up and everything.” Goddammit, why am I so nervous about leaving a message? Is it because I’m not by myself for once? The doctor doesn’t seem to care, so I take another deep breath and continue, “So if you were worried about me, you can, you know, stop doing that.” I think that’s everything. “Okay, bye!” I call out, and the doctor ends the call for me.I hand the receiver back to her and tell her, “Thank you, uhh...”Oh, right, I don’t have her name. And even if I could see her nametag behind the clipboard, I sure as hell couldn’t read it.The girl’s face tinges with embarrassment while she hangs up the phone. “Oh, my name?” she asks, and I nod patiently. She smiles a little, moving her clipboard up until it’s resting against her chin. “Tanis,” she murmurs. “It’s Tanis.”[4/6]
>No one trusts KyoukoWe didn't deserve her as a friend.
“Tanis? Thank you… Tanis,” I finish lamely, trying to smile. Tanis? Well, that’s an unusual name. Okay, probably no more unusual than Kai, Belinda, or Madge is, but those are pretty strange, too. Whatever, she’s nice enough, if a bit weird.She shakes her head. “Just doing my job,” she insists, and then checks her clipboard. “Well, if you need to reach somebody, just press this button right here,” she explains, indicating a button on the bed’s rails. I nod back in understanding.“And…” she draws out, going down her clipboard again. “Yes, I believe that’s everything!” she exclaims with a small grin. Or what passes for exclaiming with her quiet voice. Maybe she’s happy she got this stressful job over with – at least that’s how I’d feel in her position. “So, uh, I’ll be going now. Have a nice night, Eleanor,” Tanis says, offering a sympathetic smile. “Hope things improve for you soon.”I sit up and wave goodbye, but she’s already leaving. As her awkward gait makes toward the light switch, though, I see something trailing beneath her surgical gown and a ways behind her: a tail. A friggin’ dark brown snake tail, about as long as she is tall. She’s not walking around, she’s –slithering-.I cover my mouth to muffle my surprise, but it doesn’t seem like it did any good. Tanis freezes up for an instant, then her shoulders droop with a big sigh before she shuts off the lights. Before I can apologize, she hurries out the door and shuts it behind her.I slump back into the bed and look up at the darkness. Way to be an insensitive little piece of shit, Eleanor. You could have actually made a friend and you blew it. Just add that to the big list of things you fucked up.…What am I even going to –do- now? I can’t see myself –not- fucking up training tomorrow, and Suzi says that options for my Vanus trance are ‘being explored’. Which sounds a lot like ‘you’re shit outta luck’ to me.[5/6]
>>36722838I refuse to let this be goodbye.Kyouko just needs to hold on. We're coming back for her.
>>36722838>kyokoend.pngThere will be no more MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS. Ever.
>>36722857Anon, this is a textbook death flag scene.
For real this time, I think that tomorrow I’m going to tell the Warmaster that I just can’t hack it. I’m sure she’ll be real disappointed, but better to disappoint her now than further down the line, after she and everyone else have invested even more of their time and energy into helping me. For all the good it did. I don’t know what I’m going to do now, but it’s not this insanity. I’m just not crazy enough for it. I’m not strong enough for it, either. Really, if I’m not doing deskwork, then what am I good for at this point?…Maybe I should just drop dead and save people the trouble-A commotion down the hall puts my thoughts on hold.“Step aside, freak,” orders a shrill voice. A haughty, angry voice I’ve come to know and dread. I hear someone – I think it’s Tanis – scream, followed by the cringe-inducing sound of bones snapping, and a heavy thud as a body slams into a nearby wall. My brain tells me to crawl under the sheets and hide, but it also tells me it won’t do any good at all.Slow, deliberate footsteps draw closer and closer, heavily hitting the ground and echoing with an unnatural, metallic clang. They grow louder and louder, drowning out the sound of my terrified heart beat, until they stop right outside my room. There’s another loud, metallic clang as something impacts the door, and it simply falls off its hinges. Behind it, a figure stands in the hallway, their silhouette framed against the bright lights. And behind their translucent wings, I can make out Tanis’ broken, bloodied form slumped over against the wall, unmoving.“Eleanor,” Miss Schulz states with eerie serenity as the air around her crackles with electricity, “this time I –will- kill you.”...Why?[6/6]
>>36722838>kyokoend.pngEither we just killed flatbro, or trusting her here unlocks the Kyouko waifu end.
>>36722881>doesn't trust Kyoko to beat a death-flag
>>36722901Not when it's been beaten into our head that Kyouko is at an extreme risk of dying this mission, plus FIRST IN LAST OUT
>>36722891And that's it for this time.Thanks to Deculture for letting me write and not vetoing TanisThanks to Wendy for a few ideas, such as Milly stirring up shitThanks to Minty for telling me the original, more optimistic write-up should be condensed and used elsewhere, and for proofreading, especially the last segmentThanks to TwiceBorn for a new term that'll come up next timeThanks to Sanguis for looking this overThanks to Dan Kim for this drunken doodle from over a year ago, before I even considered writingNo omake this time.
..:: AUREA VENEN || PART 5 || SKYBREAK ::.. Wow. I mean, the feeling of draining another girl's soul gem of magic is fucking great and all, but that -- THAT still takes the cake. I rose up on the stilts called legs I have -- having been on the floor for quite a while now -- and looked down at the blond girl who was still laying on part of the tabletop. She was panting heavily, her costume mostly ripped to shreds, and her eyes seemed distant and broken. At this point, I'm not sure anymore whether that's due to the various drugs flowing in her blood stream, or the fact that she was just raped senseless. Eh, why not both, let's go with that! I stretched my arms up above my head with a groan, rematerializing my magical costume at about the same time. I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going to do with this lovely victim of mine, good idea indeed. I shuffled over to the center of the room, where 'Alexis' was. She had been sleeping on the floor for a while now, apparently in a food coma, as was made clear by the mess that was left of the squad leader. I gave 'Alexis' another pat on the head, grabbing the leader's soul gem while I was there, since it had been placed down next to her. It could possibly come in handy later, though I may just throw it to 'Alexis' as a chew toy. Speaking of which, referring to her as 'Alexis' is getting a little annoying, I'll have to change that later. All pet dogs need to have a pet name, I mean, that goes without saying. Once I meandered back to blondie, I noticed that she had curled up, tears running down her face. Awww, how adorable. It's like I could feel my heartstrings twitch in glee. I plopped back down on the floor next to her, causing her to flinch. (1/5)
"Hey hey~ Don't cry." I whispered down at her, before pulling her into a hug. She let out a whimper, trembling in my arms, as my fingers gently combed through her hair. She was afraid and unsure how to react -- gee, I wonder why -- her arms eventually grasping my back after much hesitation. Can't really blame her of course, it's not like I didn't just do all kinds of terrible things to her or anything. Once enough time had passed, I pulled back from the hug, my finger pressing her chin up to look up into my gaze. My face had moved so close that I could practically see myself reflected in her eyes, and her cheeks reddened considerably. "After all -- I'm not done with you yet." The moment I finished the sentence, I pulled her into a kiss and stuck a syringe into the back her neck with my free hand. Her eyes widened in panic and I couldn't help but let out a rather muffled giggle, injecting a dosage of blue fluid into her body. While comparable to the effects of the purple 'Mak-num' drug I used earlier, this one was much cleaner, and also much more difficult to obtain ingredients for. I like to call it 'Skybreak', primarily because of the blue color of course. Once the last of it had been forcibly intermixed with her bloodstream, the results were already very noticable. "W-What did you...A-AAaaGGhhH..." A vivid blue color spread throughout her veins, fading shortly after like a wave washed through her body. It even changed her eye color, as her irises became a pale blue. The only telltale mark was the equally blue mark on the back of her neck, a permanent brand that declared her servitude. "Fufu~ I like you so much, I just couldn't help but make you into my pet~" My fingers came up to fiddle with one of the girl's twintails, continuing to gaze into her eyes, watching as they describe the various feelings going through her mind. "How does that make you feel, to be my pet~? Hmmm, ah! I'll call you Morsel~! A fitting name for one who is so tasty and sweet." (2/5)
>>36722838>no MAXIMUM CHRISTMASDecu, are you secretly Imaishi.
Morsel's body continued to shake and twitch as the effects of the drug were still taking hold. She'd probably resemble a fish out of water if I hadn't been holding her in my grasp. Despite this, she still managed to stutter out a response of sorts. "M-m-mors -- el? P-Pet... Ahh... N-No, I'm -- nnngh -- not s...I..." Morsel struggled to finish her statement, before her head thumped against my shoulder as she passed out, the drug reaching its final stages. She'd probably be out cold for a while, so I just stayed in place, enjoying the warmth and contact of the soft girl against me. I didn't even notice until now, but at some point 'Ale...uhh....Mak...Makky? Yeah, Makky, good name. Makky had decided to come and curl up beside me as well, which of course warranted another petting of her head. Good doggy~ It was then that Cynn decided to enter the room and finally show herself again, rubbing her uncovered eye with the back of her hand. She must have woken up from one of her usual naps. "Woah, wha' happened here? Clearly I missed a lot." She said drowsily, looking around at the complete mess this room had been turned into. Then she turned her attention to the other girls. "Aw, ya' have some new friends, and ya' didn' tell me? So much fa' me bein' tha' only one anymore..." She pouted, as usual her mask making it impossible to tell whether she was putting on an act or not. To an extent, she may not have been, regardless of what expression she wore. "They aren't my friends, Cynn, they're my cute pets. Big difference. After all, I'm sure in normal circumstances, the last thing they would be is my friend." "Haha! Tha' so? Whew, here I was, worried that lil' Serzah grew up and became popular while I took my nap." Cynn walked over towards me, poking me in the forehead as she laughed. In response to this, Makky sat up and let out an inhuman snarl at Cynn. (3/5)
"Hey hey, down Makky, Cynn is a friend. Although she's a snarky girl who makes terrible jokes, but she's a friend none the less! Be nice~" As if on cue, I gave Cynn my traditional smirk. Makky let out a whine, before returning to her prior passive activities. "Wha' tha' hell? Tha's not creepy at all o' anythin' They'a practically ya' slaves now." "That's what I meant by pets Cynn, you still half asleep? It's the drug recipes I got from some of Mother's old notes, the ones conveniently laying about in the tower before we escaped. Don't you remember those papers I grabbed?" "Ahhh, ya' I do now tha' ya' mention it. Tha's some pretty serious stuff, though, ya'?" Cynn knelt down, taking a closer look at Morsel's blue marking. "This some kinda magic signature injection?" "Pretty much. Prevents someone else from coming along and hijacking them with their own magical energy." "Then tha' means ya' need ta' feed them doses of ya' magic energy frequently, don'tcha?" Definitely wasn't a Venenum for nothing, Cynn caught on very quickly. Either that or she's really really good at guessing shit. I simply nodded, before closing my hand into a fist. A brief flash of light leaked from the gaps between my clawed fingers, and then I held up a small biscuit. The moment it came into view, Makky quickly sat up, eyeing it hungrily. Cynn giggled at this reaction, as if she thought Makky was joking around. It was possible she didn't fully understand just how inhuman Makky had become. She's a monster now, no one could call a cannibal with a dog's mind a human anymore. (4/5)
"Won't tha' other sista's get mad though? I mean, ya' pretty much are continuin' what Mother' had been kicked out for in tha' first place. Human experimentation is a huge taboo an' all, 'specially if they'a contracted magica' girls. If they find out, ya' know..." The beak-shaped mask turned back towards me, Cynn radiating concern from every visible part of her face. It's true, I may as well be following Mother's footsteps. Damn if I don't really care at this point though, the other sisters can go have fun doing whatever it is they're up to now. Far away from Cynn and I, of course. "Yeah -- IF they find out. That makes it simple, Cynn, we just don't let them find out." "But...they're gonna fin--" I held up a finger to my lips again, though this time it wasn't because I heard footsteps. I just knew what she was going to say already, and I didn't feel like hearing any more of it. Conversation over. If any of the sisters happened to see Makky or Morsel, and raised a big deal about it, then I'd just have to deal with it at that point in time. I gave Cynn a pat on the head, silently telling her that it'll be alright. After a moment she sighed exasperatedly, throwing her arms up in the air as usual. "Fine! Don't act like I didn' warn ya'!" She then proceeded to flop onto her back, her arms still extended up, making a soft 'pomf' sound against the floor. Having nothing further to say, I went quiet for the rest of the time. Once Morsel wakes up, it'll be time to leave from this place, and migrate once again. (5/5)
>>36722987And that's Part 5, hope you enjoyed that. It'll probably be a bit before Part 6 will be posted, but look forward to it!(Also sorry if the first post image is a little too lewd)
>>36722880We had some really good ones the past years, though!
>>36722880>The Ghost of Christmas Maximum
>>36723036How many years does one cup of our tears keep you looking young Decu?
>>36723007No no, it was fine. Thanks for the write-up.Actually for how lewd both anons, fanwork-creators and Decu himself are, and how common smutty fics and art is in other quests compared to other fanworks, I'm surprised at how almost all fanart/fiction for MGNQ, well, isn't. Sure lots of implied lewd in all manner of ways, but very rarely more. Not that I'm complaining though, cute is best anyway!
>>36723036How fucked up is Wendy gonna be if Apple-chan bites it for her worthless ass?
>>36723068I think at least one year! I'm starting to have wrinkles!>>36723074What! I keep things family friendly!>>36723099Ah, seriously speaking, there's going to be a lot of guilt!
>>36723140>I keep things family friendly!>Snuggling naked with Midori in Siberia before we were even a couple>That bath scene a while backWhy do you lie to us, Decu?
>>36723140>there's going to be>that certaintyKyaks confirmed kill. Everyone get your mermaid repellant ready.
For the record, we did tell our team about the impending death if we dont do certain things right? That may be what may avert the death flag
>>36723140>What! I keep things family friendly!You're not fooling anyone Decu!
>>36722912Which is why wére going back the second we drop off Wendy.
>>36722779Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questbit hectic on my part but the archive is up!see you next time!
>>36722820Everyone living is a dead man walking.
>>36723220Even the women?
>>36723140>What! I keep things family friendly!Just as family friendly as this
Say, I actually am pondering again behind the meaning of "First in, last out". First into the mission, last out of the mission? First into one fight, last out of that fight?
>>36723179It's all healthy fun!>>36723190I was answering seriously for that theoretical scenario!>>36723206Pls!
>>36723250I think it means we're the first to touch down, and the person who will stay until everything is completely taken care of.
>>36722912We're not out yet. Not even close.Eyes on the prize. Their lives are at risk because Oriko.
>>36723250It means we're the first to strap on the dildo and go in, last to pull out. Guess Chiaki has surprising stamina when it counts!
>>36723254Yeah, washing our backs with Midori's health was tons of fun.
>>36723294We toss Wendy out before *we* are technically out and head back.
So, if memory serves, it was the Stooges who were adamant that we bring Kyouko along, with Kharn's message to the contrary only coming up after. I hope they anticipated the strong possibility of us fucking things up when they made that suggestion.
>>36723254>Wake up to the thread already over>All those flags>All that cliffhangerTime to cry in the shower while listening to And I'm Home>nohope withSHUT THE FUCK UP CAPTCHA
How do normal people even deal with circumstances they havent encountered a million times already?
As with all good tragedy, the protagonist brought this on themselves. We had two or three really big warnings that Kyouko would die here, brought her anyway, then left her alone in a fight against one of the more dangerous and knowledgeable enemies we have had to face so far while that enemy was screaming that she would die here because of our idiotic mistakes.Landslide vote as well. Not even mad. I will be very disappointed if something horrible does not happen due to this even though I would have voted against it if I was here in time.
>>36723368Well, one things for sure. It seems, unless Oriko was lying to Red, it sems like it messed up the Prophets foresight... and its not for the first time we've managed that.Which means right now we're a wildcard because she's expecting us to either be delayed, or killed, by Red... possibly while she deals with our other friends.
>>36723372>>nohope with>SHUT THE FUCK UP CAPTCHASon of a bitch! Mermaids confirmed.
>>36723917Certainly its going to need something Wizard tier to take out Sayaka, Pete and Tiniest Vindicate
>>36723773>something horribleDouble eyepatches.
>>36724114Also Mami goes deaf.Kyoko can see no evil.Mami can hear no evil.Yuma can speak no evil.
>>36724114But she also gains clairvoyance. So she just uses a little bit of magical energy to see 1millisecond into the future.
>>36724243She's already got culexus traits, foresight's not too much of a longshot
>>36724243>>36724275You assume she lives past this.
>>36724288If she doesn't the point is moot because Sayaka will kill us and we're not going to be in any fit state to mount any kind of defence.
>>36724288There is nothing to indicate decu will kill her off. If Siberia taught us anything it's that they have more plot armor than Gundam