ARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike_Witches_Quest%2C+Collective_Game%2C+strike_witches TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagYou are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're preparing for battle. The dirt revetment housing your Widow is festooned with embedded bits of shrapnel from Martian bombs, but your ship is blissfully unmarked by the blitz. As her right side comes into view you see British ground-crew already working her over for flight; a man standing on tip-toe to rotate #2 engine's prop a few times to prime it, and another one armed with a grease-gun carefully checking all the lube points. And oddly enough, a pair of men in sweaters carefully lifting the damndest-looking thing from a cart parked directly beneath your Widow's starboard hardpoint. There's two more examples sitting on their cart; linked together by some sort of rack – they look like wicked-looking lawn darts.“Woah,” you say, squinting at them. “What's with the Buck Rogers shit?” The techs, still cradling a second two-unit rack in their hands, exchange puzzled glances. “Who?” >“Nevermind.”>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?” >“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”
>>36687020>>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”PLAAAAANEEEEEFAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>36687020>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”
>>36687020>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”
>>36687020>THAT FCUKING THING ISN'T ROCKETS OR FUEL, ISN'T OIT
>>36687020>>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”Let's keep our priorities in order and begin by educating these uncultured swines.
>>36687020>>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”>not knowing buck rogersWe must right this wrong!
>>36687020>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”MOTHERFUCKER.
>>36687020>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?” Planefag, I luh you.
>>36687020>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”"Are you guys really mechanics?"
>>36687020>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”Anyone else having issues with the site?
>>36687020>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”Tesla is behind this, isn't he?
>>36687020>>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”
>>36687020>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”GET AWAY FROM MY PLANE, PLEBIAN
>>36687020>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?BACK THE FUCK UP, YOU ULTRAPLEBS!
Calling it for BUCK MOTHERFUCKING ROGERS! post Soon(TM)
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”Also, is anyone else weirded out by this new reCAPTCHA thing?
>>36687526Everything's been smooth on my end
>>36687526Superfluous 4chan pass here.
>>36687580>>36687560Enjoy being spied on by Google
>>36687020HEY PLANEFAGWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DETROITQUESTGO RIDE RABBIT'S ASS
>>36687635Only Google?You mean they get the FSB and NSA out of my connection?I guess that's progress.
>>36687659Do it yourself, Rabbit.Oh wait.
>>36687663No, in addition to.Also Google sells your info to everyone else anyway.
You gape at the two men in complete and utter shock. “You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is?” The techs slide a wary glance to each other, and then back to you. “Nnnno?”“Buck Rodgers! The man who overthrew Killer Kane, the world's worst racketeer? The man who lassoed two Airlords jetpack-troopers together and rode them like they were goddamn horses, THROUGH THE AIR? The man who could fly a rocket-ship with his dick while dual-wielding rayguns!?” You demonstrate with fingerguns, thrusting your hips forward and waggling them about a bit to simulate evasive maneuvers.“... the fuck is wrong with you?” one of them asks.“The fuck is wrong with YOU!?” you demand, turning your fingerguns on him. “You know he fought King Grallo of the Martian Tiger Men and subdued him, right? We're fighting Martians. Right now. And they've even got ray-guns. And you giggletards haven't read up on the most accurate work of science-fiction on the topic? What the hell are you good for?” The two men edge away from you ever so slightly, their eyes worried.
>>36687659RABBIT? YOU MEAN "IS ALWAYS GIVING ME SHIT FOR NOT FINISHING STORIES" RABBIT? YOU MEAN MR. "LOL LOOK AT THE FAG WHO NEVER UPDATES HIS SHIT" RABBIT? MR. "SMUG ABOUT ALWAYS FINISHING HIS STORIES" RABBIT?WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, ASK HIM WHEN WE'RE GONNA GIT DAT FUKKIN CATTE
>>36687779Man, fuck these guys, just get in the Widow.
>>36687779I love you so much.
>>36687798I'm talking ab-Excuse me.I'M TALKING ABOUT "FALLS OFF THE FACE OT THE EARTH WHEN HE PROMISED FUCKING GIANT STOMPY ROBOTS" RABBIT. I GUESS HIS WHINY CAPELLAN ASS COULDN'T TAKE THE HEAT.
So will we introduce Sanyan and Minafuji the Buck Rodgers?
>>36687779>We're fighting Martians. Right now. And they've even got ray-guns. And you giggletards haven't read up on the most accurate work of science-fiction on the topic? What the hell are you good for?Young best girl.
>>36687871Agreed.Someone needs to witchify him. Where's a drawing when you need him?
Ian steps in front of you, his arms spread wide. “Oookay, pardner, lets just put those fingerguns away before someone gets hurt.” You give him a blank look, and then jab him in the gut. “HERF,” he whines, doubling over and hopping away from you. “Goddammit!” “Too late!” you say gleefully. “Nobody gets between me and a convert! Hold on, I think I've got the last issue on me sonewhere-”“Flash Gordon is better anyways,” Sean says. >I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard>THE FUCK YOU SAY
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide.
>>36687971>>THE FUCK YOU SAY
>>36687971FLASHAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHSAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
>>36687971>>I'm going to let that one slide.LESS TALKING ABOUT SCI-FI MORE TELLING ME WHAT THOSE THINGS YOU PUT ON MY WIDOW ARE
>>36687971>THE FUCK YOU SAYDon't fuck with Buck
>>36687971>THE FUCK YOU SAYWe're going to snap roll him anyway.
>>36687971>>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastardAs fun as it is to watch Young fangirl out about this, we should find out what the hell they put on our plane.
>>36687971>>THE FUCK YOU SAYLet's vent it out now and not in action.
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slideMainly for FLASH AAAAHHHHAAAHHHSAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
>>36687951Someone get me a reference of Young.I am just not sober enough to do this.
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide.Oh no! Fap Angel! He done it again!.
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide.>>36687997And now we have our triumphant scream for when we punish him.
>>36687997FLASH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHES SAVED EVERYONE OF UShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyIIYerdlUA
>>36687971>THE FUCK YOU SAY
>>36687922How so, we will introduce Sanyan and Miyafuji to American comics
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide
>>36687971>>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard
>>36687779Flesh Young, bouncer of the universe.>>36687951>Flesh Young leads a bouncing attack on the evil Emperor Wang's fortress when he is ambushed with Dick-Off's Gun, turning him into delicious yuri-bait. >How will our hero regain his virility? Is Planet Porno doomed to a future without bounce that keeps on bounding?>Coming to a theater near you.
>>36688035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xxWFXR-XwYou know who this is.
>>36688063>Miyafuji asks if these guys are based off of the Fuck Rogers and Flash Porndon Hentai stars
>>36687971>I'm gonna let that THE FUCK YOU SAYSAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT TO MY FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MOTHERFUCKEROH WAIT
>>36687971>THE FUCK YOU SAYAHAHAHAHA PERIOD FANDOM RIVALRIES!
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide.Let's ask what kind of tech horrors they strapped to our bird.
>>36688114>YES FOR THE LOVE OF GODyou damn straight I do
>>36687971>I'm going to let that one slide. I knew you had shit taste and were beyond saving for months.
>>36688093Ok. Young has been a busy guy.
>>36688102The bottom panel is me right now.
>>36688145Wait, Yes did a Flash cover?
>>36688046Come on you drunken beauty.
>>36688189He's only fucked 2 witches so far.Unless Sanya went at it while he slept.
The Castle was cold.Spring days were warm enough, but Winter lingered in the bowels of the earth, lurking deep in the ancient stone guts of Castle Barin. The chill bit through Sanya's thin pantyhose to numb her toes as she stumbled deeper into the dark heart of the Castle, heading deeper. She wasn't sure where she was going, and honestly, she didn't much care.She just didn't want to be found.Not by that pilot – that sweetheart, that blustering smartass sweetheart – not after she made a big show of her modesty, and got him half-choked by Eilia for it, and then--and then she went and-Another lump of shame rose in her throat and escaped as a sob. In front of him, in front of God and everybody she'd kissed some Kraut sexpot. Her family name, shamed, her father's name – oh, Father! Father- Sanya shook her head violently, tears sparkling the air as she drummed on her head with her fists in frenzied denial. He couldn't hear. He wouldn't hear, and even if, he'd name it slander, rumor, propaganda, lies invented by his jealous enemies and critics. He must he must he must.But Eila would know.Eila... stunning, worldly, irreverent Eila... she would know. Not that she'd been kissed, butbut that she liked it.Sanya fetched up against a worn wooden door, and slammed the bottom of her fist into it with sudden violence, tears squeezing from her eyes.She had liked it, god dammit. She had. Waltrude's warm, limpid eyes boring into hers so passionately... her hands, firm and hot on her cheeks, rubbing them with such care... and her lips.Sanya shuddered, smacking her forehead into the wood to dispel the forbidden thoughts, but they rose unbidden.
>>36688189Is it time to post best witch?
>>36688259We need the America and Finland>>36688093We need a Frank and Pierce picture...
>>36688207Somehow this reminds me of Apocalypse Now.
>>36688280>repost>*old* repostanon plz
>>36688093Thanks amigo. I'm stepping out to go get some dinner and I'll get on that after. Have some insurance while I'm gone. "What Happened in the Closet", otherwise known as "Minna is the lewdest and best"
>>36688310Anything written by planefag is worth reposting
>>36688337>Implying planefag wrote this
>>36688281But that's not Heidi
>>36688308>>36688280Hey, you. Not right now.
>>36688337Not sure if he did
You take a deep, steadying breath, begging God to give you strength. Thrusting your fingerguns into their invisible holsters, you ponderously spin on one heel to face your radar operator, Sean, the Fucker in Back. “You, what?”“Flash. Gordon. Is. Better. Anyways.” He enunciates carefully and clearly, before spitting to one side.“Your move, friendo,” you whisper. Sean smirks and very, very carefully brushes back his open flight jacket to reveal the holstered nothing at his hip. You stare each other down, fingers twitching, waiting for the other to draw. “... what are you guys doing?” You turn to look at Lynette, who's standing by the nose of your Widow, clutching a paint kit to her ample chest. The instant your eyes twitch you detect a blur of motion from Sean and dive sideways, making a play for your guns. Time seems to slow as you fly through the air, Sean's finger swinging to bear with horrible, efficient singlemindedness as you throw your airguns with everything you've got - - you hit the ground just as you draw a bead, Sean's finger pointed right at you.Silently, you both look at Ian for the call. He squints at the both of you, eyes flicking from one to the other. He nods slightly, an expression of surety growing on his face...… “you're both fucking morons,” he snaps, catching the look of utter, blank wonder on the faces of the ordinance techs. “Hop to, chaps, that's nothing to be holding onto so long.” Both men start suddenly as they snap out of it, and turn back to hooking up the weapon rack. Sean reaches out and pulls you off the ground, his smirk clearly indicating his thoughts on the victor. You snort at his silent smugging, and turn towards Lynette. “Hey, kiddo. What're you up to?” She smile shyly. “I put the finishing touch on your n-nose art, if you'd like to see...”
>>36688337Oooooh yeah.Work that ego like you mean it.Show me how you lick that spittle, you naughty boy.
>>36688326Looks more like female Hally.
>>36688402>Copypasting straight from tofusaur>Not even stripping the failtags>being this lazyKota fuck off
>>36688358Get your shit tier witchfu out of her.e
>>36688372Finger guns are serious business.
>>36688432Best girl coming through your pockets
>>36688450Ah, go fuck yerself.
>reduced to shitposting in a SWQ thread for attentionKill yourself. Seriously. We won't even weep.
>>36688468She's classy too.
>>36688208>he doesn't know who the protomen are
Fine, jesus. I'll post after.
>>36688522So this is write faggotry then?
>>36688506>Posting shit in the middle of a thread.What are you, queer?
>>36688522Thank you, you daft sod.
>>36688522That took you how long to understand? Its basic etiquette.
>>36688500I was just making a funny, no need to release The Hounds.
>>36688546No. It's old fapfic. *really* old. Over-a-year-old old.
>>36688522How about you don't post it at all?
>>36688522then delete what you posted
“Hell yes!” you exclaim, running around to the port side of your plane to appreciate Lynette's work. There, emblazoned with crisp and expertly-painted lines, is a smaller image of your wonderful Widow – the only woman you can sport on your ship's nose without inciting transports of jealous rage in all others. Or so you thought, back when you asked Lynette to paint it. “That's... pretty good,” you admit, honestly surprised. “When did you learn this?”“Just practice,” she says, smiling shyly. “I paint all the decals and emblems for the unit.” “Thanks, Lynette,” you say, ruffling her hair, causing her to duck her head and blush a bit. “I owe you a favor now; lemme know when you need to cash in.”“Okay~” she says quietly, smiling at the ground. “G-glad you like it so much...”“I like the name,” Ian comments as he and Sean duck under the nose and catch sight of “GHOSTRIDER” written across the aircraft's side in white paint. “Nice work on the script.”“I used to paint the signs for my father's business-” she replies, then suddenly falters. “I-i'm sorry, I've- got to do a thing...” Ian and Sean both watch her carefully as she runs off, clutching her brushes to her chest protectively. A thoughtful look comes over their faces as they contemplate - “That *ass,*” Ian murmurs. “HOW old is she, again?” Sean mutters back.They turn back to the plane to find you glowering at them. “You guys. You guys are. You're just. Just. Argh.” Full of disgust at their filthy little-sister-lusting libidos, you pop your hatch and scale the ladder into the cockpit.
>>36688764>“That *ass,*” Ian murmurs.>“HOW old is she, again?” Sean mutters back.StrikeWitches.txt
>>36688764that cocksucking sob drew the widow with fuel instead of rocketsfucker got his victory in the end and nobody ever noticed
>>36688803>LynetteAbout 15 to 16 years old? About Wendy age...on the otherhand Merlin age....But I noticed her last name is Bishop.
>>36688898Not that Bishop. No relation.
>>36688898Frank said there was no relation really early on
>>36688926>>36688921>>36688898Clearly it's a coverup.
>>36688944The greatest Matron conspiracy uncovered.
>>36688898Merlin is Lynne
>>36688962The History Channel has already procured the rights to make a documentary about it.
>>36689002fuckers work fast!
>>36689002>inb4 aliens did it.
>>36688962>yfw Lt. Davis is Longstreet's granddaughter
>>36688944I'd coverup Lynne's ass with my DICK
>>36689002But I enjoy the history channel at least the WW2 documentaries.I wonder how they protray young?
>>36689002And it will be absolutely insufferable and overly dramatic with flashy graphics and all that jazz as well.
>>36689002>History Channel>Not Bullshit Alien/Reality TV channel
>>36689053We haven't see this Davis yet.Ghost such a cocktease.
>>36689063It must suck having elephantiasis of the dick.
>>36689080That's the joke anon
>>36688803The Kicker: Doesn't Ian have a french girl to date?>>36688898yeah about the same age as Shirely, almost as curvy and cuter. And all this is just rubbing salt into the wound.
>>36689175Young need to plow that field
>>36689223He needs to plough every field.
>>36689239She doesn't look like any 17 year old I've ever seen
Lynnes 15, Shirleys 16.http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Lynette_Bishophttp://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Charlotte_E._Yeager
god damn I love child soldiers
>>36689290man if anyones field is getting plowed by young and it isnt Minna, its gonna be Trude
>>36689239one year isn't that far off, not like 2-3 years or so.
>>36689317>>36689317agreed, but Shirley is a close second.
>>36689302PF ganked up the ages, remember
Settling into your seat, you begin the pre-flight checklist, making sure no switches are set wrong and such as your crew clambers in after you. Within a few minutes, you see the ordinance techs walk within view of the cockpit and give you a thumbs-up, and then Ian finally boards, flopping into his seat behind you with a sigh that's audible through the bulkhead between you. Within a moment, the intercom clicks on. “You guys are the most amazing retards I have ever seen.” “Oh that was nothing,” you snort as you check the battery levels – all good. “You're really gonna tell me that was better than the spoon swordfight we had?”“YOU started that,” Ian grunts defensively. “And yes, it was. That Roy Rogers-”“BUCK Rogers-”“Killyourselfthanks - rocket-ship thing they were holding is a rocket loaded with hypergolic fuel.” You blink, and turn 'round in your seat to stare up and back at Ian. “As in, it ignites spontaneously when the fuels mix?” Ian squints at you through two layers of plexiglass. “You know what that means?”
>>36689331Are you sure that 18 is the legal age of consent for officers in 1940s Britain?
>>36689368>Getting the flight stick
>>36689384OH SHIT SON.
>>36689353So he did.
>>36689384“Fuck *you,*” you say with real feeling. “Buck Rogers shit, I like rockets, okay? What's it loaded with; hydrazine?” “T-Stoff and R-Stoff,” he replies. You gape at him. T-Stoff and R-Stoff are hypergolic fuels of German creation; so horrifyingly corrosive that they eat away damn near anything, and any rocket using them is only fueled at the last second. “Translation, please,” Sean growls over the intercom. “Those techs were basically holding a loaded bomb, except ten times as dangerous,” Ian snorts. “.... what is that goddamn thing, anyways?” you say, changing the topic as you waggle your controls, giving them one last check, and adjust the trim wheels for takeoff. Sean checks in curtly to verify your elevator and rudders are functioning properly. “It's a Ruhrstahl X-4,” Ian replies, the turret motors whining as he swings it through a full 180 degrees to test the function. “It's the new weapon I mentioned earlier.”“Hot damn,” you respond. “How does it work?” “I can tell you in the air,” Ian replies. “Oh, fuck,” you curse.“What? Is that a problem?” You pop your canopy open so you can stand up and face Ian directly, stretching your helmet's mike cord to the limit. “Goddammit, Ian, why did you let them put that fucking thing on our plane!?” “What? What's wrong!?” “IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”
>>36689409>it's rocket and fuelMY SIDES ARE CRASHING INTO AUSTRALIA AT TERMINAL VELOCITY.DAMN YOU PLANEFAG. MAKE LOVE TO ME.
>>36689353>>36689408He had things in the later bit (so everyone's a year older) and he hiked Heidi's up 2 whole years>>36689396my point is that Lynnette's rather old to be in the little sister spot. But hey all the better to pre-emptively remove a threat.>>36689409>“IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”SHould have seen this coming but didn't.
>>36689409You cheeky motherfucker you.Also:>T-Stoff and R-StoffSweet christ were gonna die.
>>36689409>“IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”
>>36689409is that a fucking missile?A fucking air to air guided missile?
>>36689409Well played sir. Well fucking played.
>>36689384>hypergolic fuels>>36689409>worse than hydrazineI've had safety training for working with hydrazine and that shit is terrifying even with modern safety measures.We are going to die.
>>36689476Yep. MCLOS, but yeah. It actually works, though is liable to kill the ground crew.This, at night, with radar? We are now the most powerful fighter in the Theater.
>>36689477they are almost as bad as Chlorine Triflourideso yes, we will die
>>36689409planefag you magnificent trolling bastard you.
>>36689409oh god I remember these from Secret Weapons Over Normandy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaj9CkX_Q4Nemisis witches when?
just FTRhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fuming_nitric_acidhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonka_%28fuel%29Bad shit, man.
>>36689477Absolutely terrible stuff.
The pic girl of the thread is now Lynette
>>36689585And that's just R-Stoff. T-Stoff is 80% pure hydrogen peroxide. I mean, fuck me .
>>36689511>As there was no room for a fuel pump, the fuels were forced into the motor by pistons inside long tubes, the tubes being coiled (as with a coil spring) to fit inside the airframe. >Spring-loaded throttle
>>36689409>>36689511So we are getting magically guided missiles fueled by hyper-napalm-acid?Don't tell me those have boring conventional warheads!
>>36689643It will either fail so badly it works or work so well it fails. Just like the rest of the quest.
>>36689652They MUST have some sort of eldritch contraption made by tesla. at least ours if not production ones...
>>36689652>german rocketry>not even onceAt least they aren't using FOOF. That shit will set ICE on fire.
>>36689642>I mean, fuck meYEPhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Stoff
>>36689652They have an audio proximity fuse.The original was tuned to the sound of a B-17s engine at 7m. I don't know what these are set for.
Okay, will the plane-understanding-people kindly explain to us stupid neophytes exactly how fucked we are on a scale of one to ten?
>>36689702Eleven. And you don't need to understand planes, just read all the info plane-understanding-people posted...
>>36689690In-fucking-deed. And the horrifying thing is, when it comes to dangerous rocket fuels, that shit is like water in comparison to some. Have you ever read Ignition?http://library.sciencemadness.org/library/books/ignition.pdf
....if only i know this will happen, i'll add 'Riding ticking bomb' to that comic description.
>>36689752...I was looking for that to link it here. Guess I'll be reading it.
>>36689767Good stuff. His description of ClF3 always gets me.
>>36689702We are now spending every moment those things are attached playing russian roulette ten times a second.
>>36689670Maybe a magically suspended exotherm reaction that unleashed in close proximity to produce the equivalent heat of a ton of thermite, melting enemy planes to slag?
>>36689702Approximately this fucked
I sure do hope some teslatech is helping with this.But have some more Lynette
>>36689813And what reaction do you propose we use for that, huh?
>>36689792I love that blog. Makes me wish I was a chemist so I could try making halogen azides and other terrifying things.
>>36689686>You now realize these were the people who were using chlorine triflouride for self-igniting flamethrowers.Seriously fuck that noise, and fuck anything Nazi with hypergolic fuels.
>>36689838TESLA DEVELOPED A GRAVITATIONAL BEAM EMITTER!EVERYONE IS FUCKED FOREVER!>>36689849Doesn't matter so long as the energy can be compressed and stored into some magical seal.
>>36689888That sounds like the premise of a bad B-movie.
>>36689921You're gonna need more booze. And possibly some blow.
>>36689948I'll get right on that.
Here's a better question. Would any witch try to use one as a dildo?
You drop back into the cockpit and SLAM the canopy lid against Ian's baffled expression. Rockets AND fuel. On the same goddamned hardpoint, even. They just had to defy the rational order of the universe and cobble together some sort of fucked-up Frankenstein prone to spontaneous explosions, and mount it directly under your fuel tanks. And they even made it look like a bitching rocket-ship to get your hopes up. “Fucking Germans,” you curse.“One of us is,” Sean sniggers, and you unplug your goddamned intercom cable. Cheeky git. You flick your eyes left-right-left, checking that no ground crew are in the way of your props, and mash the starter buttons. The electric motors spin up with a rising whine, peaking after twenty seconds or so. Watching the props carefully, you flip the switch to “MESH,” and hear their pitch change as the clutches engage. As the props finish windmilling through one full revolution, you flip the starter switches to “ON.” The big double-wasp radials catch immediately, barking and coughing roughly. You engage the priming system; its only forty-five degrees outside and it dipped below freezing last night; so the steel is still chilly. As the engines steady out, you disengage the primers and switch the mixture from “idle cut-off” to “auto rich,” and the Double Wasps thunder and roar as they hit their stride. Giving the gauges a scan, you find everything in order. You plug your headset back in and key the mike. “Ghostrider to tower, two turning, ready for roll-out.” “Roger, Ghostrider,” the “tower” replies – a squat OD-green box with a little walkway on top for sullen men with binoculars to occupy when the rare mood struck them. “Standby for orders; sqawk 1145.”
>>36690046>“One of us is,” Sean sniggers, and you unplug your goddamned intercom cable.Not nearly often enough.
>>36690046Fucking Germans indeed.
>>36690096>>36690111And not the whole lot of them.This must be fixed
>>366901222 down, a ton to go.
>>36690122>>36690152Widow; the leading manufacturer of future Luftwaffe witches.
>>36690046Oh shut up, you whiner!AT least they didn't stuff your plane with a 75mm cannon or auto-firing mechanisms.
>>36690152Trude is next. We must have Trude
>>36690122Whilst I have no objections to sexy times, I don't want Minna to rip our spine out and sodomise us with it.
You know, I'm kinda sad people didn't vote to see the Martian War exhibit in last week's PJW. You would've seen a replica of the Black Widow with wax statues of Young and co. inside, though for the sake of political correctness, they actually look professional and NOT about to kill each other in midair.Also, there's an urban legend about the exhibit that if you look through the cockpit at just the right angle, you'll see Hellcow hiding in the back.
>>36690187While we are in the closet.
>>36690187I, on the other hand are open to trying out new things with our waifu.
>>36690152Paddy has one down
>>36690193THAT'S NO URBAN LEGEND, MERCIT'S REAL
>>36690187Obviously, Minna gets to join in.
>>36690193I wasn't there for the thread but I regret nothing about learning about space
>>36690206Who would Minna even want to have a threesome with?
>>36690193Well to be fair we thought we'll get to see all of them
>>36690193Late at night the security guards hear hissing coming from the plane, though many will just say it's the pistons or the tires
>>36690193Welll, maybe next week?
>>36690193I honestly thought we'd get the time to go through all.
>>36690216On a scale of 1-10, how bad would you fags want to see how Paddy and Heidi got involved?
>>36690263Sanya and or Trude
>>36690263Cupcake, of course. What would futaCupcake and Minna's baby be like?
>>36690193Don't post in his threads, or he'll try and screw with the continuity to make you do backflips through your own ass to have it make sense without involving time travel!Learn from my mistakes!
>>36690284>>36690291>>36690319No, just no. She's got way too many issues for us to handle.
>>36690263Sanya or trudeI kind of want Shirley or Elias but that is my thing
>>3669029710; I have a good idea, but It'll be interesting to see a spur of the moment decision fleshed out.
>>36690354You just asked what Minna would want, not what was healthy
>>36690325Or just flat-out use 'What If...' or 'Alternate timeline' excuse.And in the end, there will be crisis crossover quest involving sphere holder...
>>36690354We still have to put her in her place for getting assassins sent after the Sanyan and getting her family purged, if I recall.
You lean back, content to let Your People handle peon tasks like radio settings-“Ghostrider?” Luke's unmistakable whiskey-roughened voice replies. “No fucking way, asshole.” “What's wrong with that?” “Callsigns by formation, you rampaging attention-whore.” “Didn't you say flight assignments in the air?” “.... shit,” he grumps back. “Fine. But after that, your ass is mine. Roll out after me.”
>>36690402Dude that'd be way to confusing and a lot less fun for us. I say just don't give planefag a chance to troll Merc.
>>36690434Shortly, you see Luke's P-61 roll past you. Nudging the throttles up, you get your bird rolling and turn onto the taxiway after him. A grass airstrip like Eddington is far from ideal for a heavy two-engined ship like yours, but you've only got half a fuel load and no heavy ordinance, so you're not too worried, even with the soggy ground. As you approach the ramp, Chuck's P-51B swings in behind you, his canopy thrown open as he stands up in his seat for better visibility. Luke halts your little parade just short of the runway, where some temporary striker stands have been set up. Charlotte and Heidi are the first to lift off, the grass rippling in the propwash as the magical propellers shimmer into life at the ends of their strikers. Ground techs yank the electrical cables clear as the Witches magic kicks in full-strength. The girls lean forward and their Strikers rocket off the stands, accelerating swiftly down the strip. The techs lift the stands up on their built-in jacks, swing the wheels underneath them and pull them aside to give Sanya and the older woman in the leather jacket a clear shot from their own stands, positioned a little bit behind. After a second, they also rocket down the runway. “Right-o,” Luke says confidently. “Our turn.” You, Luke and Chuck autorotate around the same time, not a hundred yards distant from each other. Luke begins a gentle right-hand turn and you follow as Chuck drifts left to form a vic on the leader. Circling around the airfield, you slowly form up with the witches, only a few hundred feet off the ground; just under the thick, opaque cloud deck. >Request wingmen? Request Formation? Two-ship Element, Three-ship Vic or Four-ship Flight is available!
>>36690247ITS REAL, COMRADE
>>36690454>Four-ship FlightFour is death for the martians!
>>36690454Two-ship with Chuck. Luke can fly top cover.
>>36690454>older woman in the leather jacketHmmm...wonder who that is
>>36690454Vic with Sanya and leather jacket lady.We can take them to bed with Minna later.
>>36690402Nah, already had a bad run-in with someone with a hardon for legit full blown crossovers and alternate universes and the like.>>36690476... I want that lego set. for reasons. Wait, do they make a tomcat?
>>36690400I fail to see why Minna would ever want to have a threesome with Cupcake, or Trude for that matter. Last time either of us has sex with her we felt like fucking crap. Maybe Sanyan could get her off on the little sister thing.
>>36690449Confusing, yes.Less Fun? dunno.but I am not really fond for that explanation too and judging from Planefag last post about this matter, ghost doing pretty well....and i love this new captcha. way to go moot.
Well, I'm out. It's 0320 in the UK and I have work. Try not to blow us up, okay?
>>36689175>The Kicker: Doesn't Ian have a french girl to date?And Sean was fucking Mio, last I recall.
>>36689865It's literally one of the best things on the internet.Also, makes me glad I went into engineering instead of my second choice. His descriptions of things that he's NOT not willing to work with still scares me.
>>36687951>>36688046Here we go. "Young-ko checks out Minna's ass"
>>36690454Two ship with Chuck, he is an established bro and we should shoot the shit with him.
>>36690608That's mine by the way.
>>36690454> Four-ship Flightbest formation for best dudes
Is it over? Did I miss it?
>>36690561Her and young doubleteaming cupcake to punish her for stealing each other
>>36690646>not even done with the first thread yetYou know why I'm running tonight? No fucking work tomorrow. We're going into the AM hours again, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES
>>36690454>Two-ship Element, 2 ship, 2 witch
>>36690454>Charlotte and Heidi are the first to lift off, the grass rippling in the propwash as the magical propellers shimmer into life at the ends of their strikers.This comes to mind.
>>36690694>Charlotte>Heidi>GhostriderAnd the others in a 4-ship formation? That'd work...Also, vote for who you want with you. This is your chance to waifufag, goddammit! Take the bait and do my work for me!
>>36690690You are doing gods work planefagI have missed this shit
>>36690679In the long list of stupid ideas that will do nothing but get us hurt, that has to come at the top.
>>36690717Sanya and mysterious leather jacket-wearing witch
>>36690608I... I feel conflicted about this.
>>36690690I... I want to believe youI want to believe you so much
>>36690717>Sister of course!>Also Cupcake, why the fuck not
>>36688468>>36688358>Best girl>Not Hanna motherfucking Rudel
>>36690717Sanya and Leather jacket witch. Chuck as the 4th.
>>36690717Chuck, Heidi, and Sanya for the 4 way martian gangbang
>>36690690Hah. I'm fucking off to do something else for a bit, but if you're staying up all night the I'll be back and drawing soon.
>>36690784>>36690778>>36690763>>36690746OK, in the interests of consensus how about:>Flight Lead: Young>Flight Wingman: Sanya>Element Lead: Yeager>Element Wingman: Jacket Witch Sound good?
Nearly 2 years...We have waited 23 months, and finallyThe time has come.OUR GOD HAS RETURNED>trust in fap angel>faith in faith in fap angel
>>36690690You're telling me i'm not leaving to office until my next shift starts? Ok by me!
>>36690872Check the archives; I've been back for a few threads.You also want to read the Return Summoning Ritual. >>36690868This sounds quite good; anybody want it?
>>36690872He returned like 2-3 months ago, brah.
>>36690906Fuck yea we do, mate.
>>36690868Sure.We still need sexytimes with Sanya and our mysterious stranger later.
>>36690906I'm good with it.
>>36690566I remember driving one of those in WoT before I ragequit. Good times.My only sadness was that I couldn't use it as ghetto artillery.
>>36691002I am just glad that US tanks are coming faaast
>>36690566I wasn't gonna name names like that, man. Harsh
>>36691002Nigga it's a howitzer. Just direct fire from a hill or something.
>>36691021>name namesI did a little better than that brah.
>>36691002That's how it works in Company of heroes 2
>>36691052IDK man, your very own board?
>>36691019http://devblog.warthunder.com/2014/12/10/steel-generals-m3-light/?hl=enDO WE HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE GUNS YET!?
>>36691019I refuse to play because after they introduced skirted armor and through armor crits that don't do any damage I got one of them with an m7 priest and did no damage.Reporting it did nothing, they never fixed it. Fuck the devs.
>>36690906Tell the wingmen to stick close to the leads so they can bring their guns to bear faster. The idea is to use the witches' ability to fire in multiple directions to keep fighters off the backs of heavier but better armed leads while still maintaining formation integrity.
>>36691085That doesn't mean much on bloatchan where just about anything has its own board.
>>36691100Pre-war American tank design basically consisted of taking a tank, putting as many crew in it as you can fit, and giving each one at least one machine gun (This includes the driver, by the way).
So who do we think the woman in the jacketis?
>>36691111He's talking about War thunder, not Wot.
>>36691057That's how they were used in real life. The M5 with the derp was really just a HMC M8 used as a light tank.
“Righto,” Luke calls. “Flight assignments – Charlotte, you're on my left wing, Heidi, you're on my right – I need your eyes, both of you. Fagfuck McDouchenozzle, you're second flight lead – Amelia on his wing. Chuck, you're element leader, Sanya on your wing; standard finger-four. Unit callsign is Bishop, so I'm Bishop One-One, so on, so forth, yadda yadda, you chowderheads got that down?” “Ghostrider copies,” you reply. “God, I hate you so much.” “Solid copy, Major Fokker... killer,” you reply. “So much. It's unreal.” You all settle into your respective formations and turn on your navigation lights – even in broad daylight, its a challenge to see your wingmen as you climb through the overcast. As flight lead, responsibility for navigation falls upon Sean's skills, plotting board and his D/F radios – he keeps you straight and level, and even flips the radar on occasionally to bounce signal off Luke's vic, a mile or so ahead. Following Sean's comments with a grease pencil on your kneeboard, you see you're heading for a rendezvous point somewhere over London. All you have to do is keep the yoke steady and fly – the others need to keep formation with you.>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?
>>36691111Hey man, TACs only happen if you roll an 8 or higher.
>>36691167>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!
>>36691167>>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!We need details before combat.
>>36691167>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?
>>36691167>>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!I'm thinking this is the mystery that's most likely to kill us all.
>>36691167>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?Inquiring minds want to know!
>>36691167>Amelia>Amelia Earhart>AMELIA FUCKING EARHATFAP ANGEL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>36691138Not really. A 5-man crew is standard even today; if you make the tank commander do other things (like fire and load, or whatever) he becomes overworked quickly. His job is to maintain situational awareness of the battlefield and command the tank.
>>36691167>Mysterious Jacket Woman
>>36691167>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?>Amelia on his wing.Sup Earhart.
>>36691167>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!Like how long we have before they atomize our plane!
>>36691167>So, Ian, tell me why we are strapped with the exploding dildos.>For fucking people.>Hopefully not us.
>>36691169Not if you forgot to check TacOps vehicle crits!
>>36691167>>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?
>>36691232They're for Cupcake.
>>36691167>>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!>>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?WHY NOT BOTH
>>36691214I was more referring to shit like this:>M2 Medium>6 crew>Commander commands, loads and fires main gun>Driver gets 2 .30 cals aimed by turning the hull>4 gunners each on a .30 cal on each side of hull
>>36691167>Fagfuck McDouchenozzle, you're second flight lead – Amelia on his wing. Chuck, you're element leader, Sanya on your wing; standard finger-four. Wait, what? Now Amelia is on our wing and Sanya is on Chuck's wing. That's the reverse of what we wanted...
>>36691284Oh yes, the >THE BRITS HAD IT RIGHT WITH THE MK-1 generation! Yeah, pretty much.
>>36691214Its four-man crew for most MBTs now. Assistant driver/radio operator has been redundant that even their position slowly eliminate on mid-40s design.And with autoloader they even have less crew now.
>>36691235Even with 'em, vees die too easy.Or rather, vees die at just the right amount of easy. I'm fine with fudging a bit to let 'mechs take center-stage.
>>36691314>Implying we didn'tNext you'll be telling us that they should be in their own units, rather than infantry support
>>36691309Reason - at least one radar-equipped pilot in each element. >>36691316>autoloaderEURO SCUUUUUUUM
>>36691359>EURO SCUUUUUUUMyou forget Russian and Japan.
>>36691359But that separates us from Sanya. We can't risk anyone else taking her virginity before we can.
>>36691167>Fagfuck McDouchenozzle>“Ghostrider copies,” you reply. Oh man haha
>>36691372>you forget RussianThey park their tanks in Siberia and let them rust because they can't afford to drive 'em. Fuck'em. >Japan >tanks>relevantwot
>>36689065I sometimes imagine what episodes of dogfights are like in the SWQ universe.>"the German witch, is here">"the flying saucer is here bearing down on her">"Anderson's republic P47, is here">"Anderson is go to put his put his plane into his plane into a high g roll to line up a firing solution on the Martian.
>>36691398I'd actually pay money to see that. Darn shame that History channel killed the show after two seasons.
>>36691398I want thisBadlyAnd a witches Ace combat/Secret weapons over Normandy/Heroes over the Pacific/Europe style game so much
>>36691398"The german witch has a fine tight ass"
>>36691398If it were actually good (unlike RL Dogfights) I'd want it.
>>36691392Hey, at least the arabs still using Russian tanks to help IDF practice shooting.
>>36691474Lets not start this
>>36691501around arabs, never relax
>>36691474 /pol pls go
“So, Ian,” you say conversationally; deciding that chit-chatting with someone trying very hard to maintain close formation in overcast isn't terribly clever. “Tell me more about those fucking easily-explodable abominations strapped to our fuel tanks!” “Sure, you raving pussy,” he replies. “They're ingenious little fuckers, really. They're command-guided; two thin wires unspool behind it after it's fired, and I guide it manually by a bright flare installed in the tail. It's spin-stabilized, about one revolution per second, so they can cobble it together with plywood wings and shit and the spin will cancel out any imperfections in the controls or aerodynamics.”“How the hell does your control input work, then?”“It uses a built-in gyroscope to keep track of 'up,' and it automatically translates any control input to steer the weapon in the right direction,” Ian says. “It's fucking ingenious, I tell you.” “How does it work with liquid fuel, anyways?” Sean chimes in. “I mean, it's so goddamn tiny. Where's all the fuel pumps and such?” “Doesn't need them,” Ian replies. “The fuel cells have a compressed spring in them that keeps them pressurized and feeding the motor till fuel exhaustion.” “What's the range?” “Two miles, give or take.” “Goddamn,” you say with a whistle. “Can you really score a direct hit at that range, though?” “Hell no,” Ian says with a snort. “It's got a 44-pound frag warhead for area effect.” “How's it detonated?” “That's where things get tricky,” Ian says. “It's equipped with... okay, I just remembered that they told me this is top fucking secret and if I told anyone that didn't need to know they'd kill me and eat my girlfriend in front of me while I watched from hell. “So, how's it work?”“Radar proximity fuze,” he replies instantly. >AWESOME>eh um er I have detected a problem with this considering who we're fighting jesus fuck son
>>36691532what does /pol/ have to do with exploding tanks
>>36691468>unlike RL dogfightsThey sure did cock up an episode or two I tell ya>>36691474Merkava. Discuss.
>>36691539>>eh um er I have detected a problem with this considering who we're fighting jesus fuck son
>>36691539>>eh um er I have detected a problem with this considering who we're fighting jesus fuck sonwatseriouslywat
>>36691559Decent tank that can fill multiple roles and is fuck ugly
>>36691539...What happens if it gets hit with a heat ray?
>>36691539>eh um er I have detected a problem with this considering who we're fighting jesus fuck son
>>36691532Politic aside, it just clear that IDF is better trained than most arab countries in open war.>>36691559>Merkava. DiscussA beauty. I heard its rather underpowered but good enough for IDF need.
>>36691559It has the engine in the front.People are quite divided on that particular design choice.
>>36691539Oh, the fuse got upgraded.cool beans,
>>36691398>"Young's P-61 and wingwitch are here.">"The Martian fighter is here.">"The Martian is slowing down to get an accurate shot on Young's aircraft.">"Young is slowing his aircraft to force the Martian to stall while his wingwitch provides him with a set of eyes on his foe."Because you know they will never say that he was not only unaware, but trying to scare his crew.
>>36691539>eh um er I have detected a problem with this considering who we're fighting jesus fuck sonThat is going to fuck us up so bad.
>>36691583>uglySounds like someone wants to get stabbed in the dick
>>36691539>“Radar proximity fuze,Don't we have a massive fucking Radar? And what about night witches? will they set it off too?
>>36691629It's going to be Vietnam era missiles all over again.
>>36691539So what happens after it explodes? Do we just have 2 miles of unspooled cable waiting to get washed into our props the moment we take too hard a turn?
>>36691684The Germans had a serviceable infrared seekerwhy are we not using thathttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzian
>>366916841960s:"So, do you hear this?""What?""They decided since missiles is the way of future air fighting, fighter planes need no cannon"*BEAT*"Aren't you all happy we are already retired by now.""yeah"
>>36691559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EvY9kSKTcDogfights of the Future. That is all. God what a bad way to end off a series.
>>36691758>fighter planes need no cannon[MIG INTENSIFIES]
>>36691758Well at least we have guns. And unlike the Crusader, they actually work most of the time!
>>36691795In other hand Sidewinders are not carrying risk exploding if stared funny.
“Wait,” you say. “Wait. What's so fucking classified about that? We've had those forever; they just can't stick vaccum tubes into a goddamn cannon shell and have them survive firing.. see... wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.”Ian waits. “We're fighting the bloody Martians, here. Once they cop to it, they'll just nail it with a tight radio beam and blow them up on our pylons, won't they?” “Au contraire,” Ian replies. “That's one of my jobs. The fuze doesn't arm until I press the arming button on my control box.” “Huh,” you say. “So how does that fuze work, exactly? It doesn't have tubes, does it?” “It does,” Sean replies. “They're still working on miniaturizing and shock-proofing things enough to cram it into cannon shells, but this application works, for now. It just measures distance to the target based on doppler shift and triggers when the strength exceeds a set limit.” You quirk your mouth at this – you're no expert, but as a night fighter pilot you do know *something* about radar. “How the fuck's that gonna work? Our radar's pulsed.” “Aaha,” Sean says smugly. “No need to. The goddamn thing's got its own transmitter; we don't need to radiate at all for it to work.” “Wicked,” you say, glancing out your window to appreciate the rocket-ship like weapon. “Doesn't that mean they'll see it coming, though?” “Any more than the flare would?” Ian points out. “Anyway, they're working on some alternative firing modes for it, but they'd have to upgrade our radar, first.”
“Huh,” you say. “What kind of upgrades?” “They're talking about making our set dual-mode,” Sean replies, “but that'd take some serious work. They'd need to disable the spinning dish, have a complete second set of signal processing electronics, yadda yadda... it'd be fucking fantastic though – no minimum range on intercepts.” You think on that. Currently, the SCR-720 set in your Widow's nose uses relatively long pulse-lengths to push its range out to 5 miles or so (ten, against big bombers,) but it loses all accuracy at around seventy-five yards, as a consequence. That's more than good enough, usually – seventy-five yards is just within visual range, at night, and the set can lay the Hispanos pretty well at a hundred – but with continuous-wave the radar'd become a gigantic flashlight; flooding space in front of you. Your scope'd be good right up to point-blank range. “Wake up, kids,” Luke calls from a mile ahead. “We're at the rendezvous point.”
>>36692061That's you, isn't it?
>>36692096Nah, too skinny to be him.
>>36692061Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>36692112>slavshitYou say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>36692179don't worry, he's just jealous of that guys handsome aesthetics and great taste in firearms
Ah damnit, I was just about to go to bed too.
>>36692061“Huh,” you say. “What kind of upgrades?” “They're talking about making our set dual-mode,” Sean replies, “but that'd take some serious work. They'd need to disable the spinning dish, have a complete second set of signal processing electronics, yadda yadda... it'd be fucking fantastic though – no minimum range on intercepts.” You think on that. Currently, the SCR-720 set in your Widow's nose uses relatively long pulse-lengths to push its range out to 5 miles or so (ten, against big bombers,) but it loses all accuracy at around seventy-five yards, as a consequence. That's more than good enough, usually – seventy-five yards is just within visual range, at night, and the set can lay the Hispanos pretty well at a hundred – but with continuous-wave the radar'd become a gigantic flashlight; flooding space in front of you. Your scope'd be good right up to point-blank range. “Wake up, kids,” Luke calls from a mile ahead. “We're at the rendezvous point.” You're finally at altitude – a nice, sunny 20,000 feet. This high you can really appreciate the turbosuperchargers; without them your old Widow would've grown a bit sluggish for want of power. Up here the damned overcast has broken up a bit, but not much – you're still flying through a gray haze that thickens into impenetrable pillars of cloud every few hundred yards. A ray of sunshine manages to break through here and there, but quite rarely. “Bishop Two, this is WoodPecker, we have you on our scopes,” a crisp British accent announces. “Steer bearing One-Eight-Nine and hold altitude, and you'll be with us shortly.”
>>36692371Your gun-laying scope brightens ever so slightly, indicating Sean's radiating for a few seconds. “Huh, he's right,” he comments. “Didn't think those airborne long-wave sets were that good yet.” Some minutes later you've caught glimpses of the airborne radar – a pair of Vickers Wellingtons orbiting each other about a half-mile apart. Somewhere in there the distinctive black twin-boomed shape of Luke's Widow slips out of the overcast for a moment. “Where are we, exactly?” you ask.“Right over Big Ben, actually,” your mysterious wingman announces. “Uh, London,” Sean replies a moment later. “Although I'd take her word for it, honestly.” You frown. “What? Why?”An awkward radio silence stretches out. “Oh, dear,” the older witch replies. “Your sister never did introduce us, did she?” >Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD>other?
>>36692399>>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD
>>36692399>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD
>>36692399>>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODWhy not.
>>36692399>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD>other?FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WORLD-CHANGING ACCOMPLISHMENTS
>>36692399>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODBut I like to think that when Young is genuinely angry at someone, he gets quiet and sullen.
>>36692399>>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KIDAre you fuckers hating on Amelia Fucking Earheart? Eat some dicks.
Here we go.
>>36692399>>other?*Middle Finger to her*
>>36692460It's almost as if she got our little sister join a war or something.
>>36692399>>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODDIS CUNT
>>36692399>>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KIDThe other choice only would have made sense earlier right after the reveal.
>>36692399>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KIDGive her the D.
>>36692399>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD>both, she used to be awesome
>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID
>>36692475Pfft. She's a witch. She'd have been drafted anyway.
>>36692460The only person eating dicks is the bitch who filled our sister's head with the idea that going into a deadly war against FUCKING MARTIANS is awesome and can't possibly go wrong.
>>36692399>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DID HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID AND JERKED OFF TO IT
>>36692500You mean us? as why else would Young be doing this if he didn't think it was awesome? It's not like he'd have rational reasons.Ignoring character development the quest.
>>36692500>>36692475It's almost as if she didn't have an older brother hero figure who is plastered all over the newspapers and is probably being used in recruiting posters everywhere who would have inspired her to join up anyway.
>>36692399>other?>Oh, hello Ms. Earheart. My sister is a big fan of yours. Nice to meet you.
>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD
>>36692518>dat additionHeh.Supporting this.
whynotboth>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THAT FAMOUS FLYING WHORE WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF AND FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES TO FOOL HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND DRAG HER INTO THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID OH MY GODWe met Amelia before didn't we? She burst into that party and told us our sister set Patton on fire. Or some general or other I don't remember.
>>36692546Maybe. We don't know that; that only started up within the past 3-4 days inquest (literally).What we DO know is that Amelia Earheart seduced our sister into joining up, possibly for romantic reasons.
>>36692399>>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KIDWe can give her hell for putting our sister into the same situations we have willingly put ourselves in after the mission.
>>36692399>clamp down on your RAEGGGGGG >No I don't believe she did Ms. Earhart
>>36692518Hatefuck a best
>>36692571It was Dr.Seuess
>>36692571(you were also kind of getting drunk at the time.)(you may note this is a consistent theme regarding Young.)
>>36692571While I don't doubt that we have a pinup poster of her, we are actually a bit angry at her.>>36692584I second that.
>>36692638She's probably one of Youngs idols growing up
>>36692399>>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID>>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODPORQUE NO LOS DOS
>>36692460>Oh my god you're AMELIA FUCKING EARHEART THE FAMOUS FLIER WHO FLEW ALL THE FLIGHTS IN THE FLYING AND THE STUFF OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PINUP POSTER OF YOU WHEN I WAS A KID>OH BOY YOU'RE THE AWFUL WHORE THAT FILLED MY SISTER'S HEAD WITH GLAMOROUS LIES AND DRAGGED HER INTO REVEALING HER WITCHY STATUS AND THIS FUCKING WAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD>both, she used to be awesome
'SUP SWQ. I HEAR YOU LIKE SHIRLEY SO I DREW YOU SOME LEWD SHIRLEY.OPEN-CHEST SWEATERS ARE FUCKING TOP TIER. FOR ONCE, JAPAN HAS GOOD TASTE.
“... Amelia,” you repeat. “I've heard that name... before...”“Wow,” Ian comments dryly. “Those repeated concussions have really done you no favors.”“Earheart?” you say.“One and the same!” she says. “We did meet before, but, uh, you were a little busy at the time. Given that you slammed the door in my face, and all.”“Oh... yeah,” you reply, a hazy memory of some bint trying to interrupt your briefing-room party with Yet Another Stupid Fight People Expect You To Fix surfacing from the haze. “Yeah, I guess. Robin did...”Yes, Robin did say, didn't she? That the little shield-focus crystal was a present. From her. Robin had a lot to say about Amelia, didn't she? How well they'd hit it off. In fact – now that you think about it – how did anyone find out Robin was a Witch in the first place? You don't have any family history that you know of – you're SURE mom or dad would've mentioned that, if there was – and Robin never displayed any Witch-like talents, aside from making you wish you could drop a fucking house on her from time to time. But she sure did talk about Amelia, didn't she? In fact, whoever recognized her must've been...”“... Amelia?” you ask. “Who first recognized my sister as a Witch?” “Me,” she replies. “Oh,” you reply. “Why? You didn't know?” “You're dead,” you reply calmly. “I'm going to kill you. With a fucking cricket bat.” “What.” “Sorry, you're breaking up, please re-transmit,” you cough into your mic. “Didn't you just say you were gonna-” Chuck cuts in, but you transmit over him, speaking louder, as if that'll help. “BREAKING UP SAY AGAIN SEAN UNFUCK YOURSELF AND THE RADIOS THANKS GOD DAMMIT KRRRKSHSSHSSHSHSLLLLL-”
>>36692779We couldn't really give a toss one way or another about Shirley actually, it seems.
>>36692793“Smooth,” Ian croons over the intercom. “Wow, you're fucking smoooth.” “Fuck you.”“Didn't you have a pinup poster of her in your trunk, somewhere?” “Didn't we all?” “Yes,” Sean replies from the back. “We all did. And we all smuggled them in the house, too.”“Flower box,” Ian confirms. “Hid them under the tissue paper.” “Picture tube,” you reply. “Slipped the family photos inside the poster. Sweated bullets till my mom let me out of the room without finding it.” “Sword scabbard,” Sean replies. “Took me two weeks to make a fake pommel that looked like my real one.” “... what?” You and Ian ask simultaneously. “You assholes had sad, sad childhoods,” Sean replies seriously.
>>36692822>inb4 we're still transmitting
>>36692858Of course we are
>>36692858>>36692868I didn't ev en
>>36692885Are YOU breaking up right now?
>>36692885Maybe he's going through a tunnel
>>36692885>fap angel missing the most obvious cue ever
>>36692779Not sure what is up with the sweater craze going around Pixiv.
>>36692885Do it.DOO EET.
>>36692908>>36692885Fucking quotes how do they work.
>>36692399YOU'RE THAT BITCH WHO'S BUYING Y SISTER JEWELRY!
>>36692885We know you better than you know yourself fapangel>>36692914I think that's what he was planning to do, but we caught him before he even had a chance.
>>36692793Am i the only one who thinks she looks a bit like David Bowie?
>>36692948I didn't even think about it
>>36692921/m/ says that this is why.
>>36692964Then my point still stands. We know you better than you know yourself.
>>36692967WhoopsI just realized the zombies-on-a-Panther picture is now canon.
>>36692964THEN DON'T LET ONTO THAT YOU KNOBPRETEND IT WAS JUST AS PLANNED
>>36692921Twitter caused meme
>>36692921>>36692994>>36693006Dude who care's my dick is okay with it.
>>36693008Amelia Earhart just heard us discussing how we sneaked her pin-up poster into our houses, with our aircrew, under the noses of our respective mothers. And so did everybody on the radio within receiving distance.
Hey Hey, I actually made it to one of these.Also, does anyone remember that picture of two airborne soldiers noticing Superman jump out of a plane without his parachute?Was gonna say, does the plane in the background of said picture remind anyone of a Balck Widow?
>>36693056fuck I feel stupid
>>36692779>>36692921>The rabbit earsI KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING
>>36693056And can anyone really blame them? I bet she'll be flattered.I'm still kinda disappointed Earheart is a witch and not a true pilot though.
>>36693076Eh, we have yet to see if planefag will actually backtrack to write that in there.He will.
>>36693091>implying she isn'tYou don't circumnavigate the world in Strikers!
>>36693056note: Sean's girlfriend is on this frequency, too.
>>36693056Isn't a pin-up poster a girl wearing a bikini or something?
>>36693113Something like this
>>36693099The Nunnery managed to cross more than half the globe, you underestimate the energy capacity of a Witch's libido.
>>36693076that picture is a perfect way to sum up the whole voting process
Temporary delay, something has not totally literally caught fire here. Gimme five
Is the plane in the background not a P-61, Or am I getting ahead of myself?
>>36693193bullshit. also make a new thread this one is about to die.
>>36693147Now i imagine she manage it with photos of bullseye hanging on her face
>>36693194More like C-119.
> Earhart had a clothing line in real life> Earhart is a witch in SWQ universeohgod damnShe'd somehow be even MORE popular. She would set clothing trends of short shorts and skirts all over the US!
>>36693147With fucking '90s endurance jets.Not 1930's props.
>>36693212Oooor We can call it "Next Time On Strike Witches Quest"I've seen "short threads before" but at least we are moments away from battle.
>>36693193>something has not totally literally caught fire here. Gimme five
>>36693243NO.FUCK YOU FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT.
>>36693243NO NO NO NO NO, i didn't waste overtime to go late tomorrow to work just to stay here for the thread to end this early!
>>36693237To be fair, crossing the globe still quite a task without proper logistic, and nunnery doing that on whim.
>>36693262If planefag ends the thread without telling us what caught on fire, I'll be almost as disappointed as if he ended on another cliffhanger.
>>36693271I just finished my finals for this semester, found $100 under my bed, realized that my sister's "Horribly broken piece of shit car" was fixed with the car tire and an alen wrench, ANN-D I finally made it to an SWQ thread for the first time since I heard about SWQ about a year ago.I'm feeling adventurous today... Like shutdown the thread for another thread 2 days from now :3>>36693298SWQ is great
>>36693321>another thread 2 days from nowI don't think you know Planefag's scheduling. When he says "next thread in a few days fr srs", he means "in a few weeks".
>>36693321Well I just put down my cat, slept through a final, and my car has recently started making makes mystery squeaking noises that are actually not mysterious at all and just expensive.
Fuck yeah, I just fucking made it to the end of a SWQ thread! I can die happy even if planefag leaves me hanging with this strange hateboner for Earheart.
>>36693363Sorry mate, I didn't think that someone wasn't having a stellar day, My bad.Good Planefag sir, depending on what has been lit aflame, I do suggest towels will be very useful.
FIRE EXTINGUISHEDI GOT SOME COFFEEMIGHT HAVE ALCOHOL IN IT (TOTALLY DOES NOT)WE CONTINUENEW THREAD SOON
>>36693435Why was AC-Guy at your place?
>>36693422>That one idiot who pours water on a chip pan fire
>>36693435Called it.... Also, New thread as in most convenient for you? or new thread in a couple of minutes since the night is young.. (Young?) (Mac Young?)
>>36693435Coffee+Oj+водкаHow to stay awake
>>36693435This one is archived already.
>>36693435Thats more than five, PF.
>>36693422Pff, whatever.I rescheduled the final, put on some Zs, and the car thing is only really fucking up my emissions, so that's cool.
>>36693462towel m8, snuff out the fire.Fire needs air like you and me. If I put a towel on your face, you stop breathing. If I put a towel on a fire, so too does it.
>>36693501but you can breathe through a towel. Not well mind you but you can.
>>36693501And unlike my face, a fire will set that towel, well, on fire.
>>36693554Only if you got a big-ass fire.Thick blankets work better, though.
>>36693527Oh yea... I forgot that's true...Basically remove the oxygen and the thing dies, is the moral of the story>>36693554Depends on the fabric, how big is the towel, how big is the fire, and what kind of fire.Most of my household fires are put out with a towel.>>36693569^^ What he said
>>36693573>Most of my household fires are put out with a towel.The fact that you have enough fires that you have to qualify a statement like that with "most" is slightly disconcerting.
>>36693606I have an extinguisher, a hose, and a shitty Grill that needs like 12 hours of cleaning.Burgers beget fires.
>>36693606It worries me more that he's not putting them out with his face instead of a perfectly good towel.
>>36693573... Most? Just how many do you get?
>>36693606My dormates and I have built one or two Potato cannons using things just short of gasoline and engine starter (Ether) as fuel for the combustion chamberWe've experimented a lot.... but obviously in a safe environment.
>>36693450AC-Guy has left his mortal shell and now wanders the vast series of interweb tubes bringing fire and misery to quest OPs everywhere.
>>36693667>but obviously in a safe environment.BO-RING
>>36693689Not everyone well-versed in mad SCIENCE work ethic, my dear.
>>36695474>We almost splashed Georgette
>>36695498you posted in the wrong thread.
>>36695512no I didn'tyou didn't see shitdidn't see a fucking thingnothingnothing at all
>>36695547Yes we did. We all saw it.