Rolled 94, 71, 91, 96, 81 = 433 (5d100)Nobody is sure how the fall came. But they are sure of what came after it.This is the post apocalypse, a world where your greatest dreams haunt you and your wildest nightmares come true.A world of men and mutants, of Artificial Intelligences and terrible monstrous races, of good guys and bad guys and everything in between, of science and greed taken to new and perverse heights. The dead walk, the living fight, and the gods laugh.And here, you will lead a civilization. To greatness or ignominy, to good or evil, to glory or shame, that is entirely up to you.New players are welcomed and encouraged, old players are appreciated and our condolences.Civ Options incomingFirst to five wins.
Rolled 80, 87, 56, 1, 50 = 274 (5d100)>>36685011>Megacorp Remnants: You are survivors whose ancestors were valued employees and investors of a Megacorp. As such you have Good supply, low population, high manufacturing capacity, average research capability, and low war capacity.>HQs: Megatower, Private Bunker, Fortified Township>Government Remnant: You are the descendants of members of the some sort of government or ideal, as such you have a average population, average supplies, average manufacturing capacity, average research capability, and average war capability.>HQs: Garrisoned Tower, Government Bunker, Fortified Township>Military Remnants: You are the descendants of one or several paramilitary groups. As such you have low population, Above Average supplies, poor manufacturing capacity, poor research capability, and Excellent war capability.>Garrisoned Tower: Military Bunker, Military Base>Think Tank Remnants: You are descended from Corporate or Government research elements, possibly both. You have low population, average supplies, average manufacturing capacity, amazing research capability, and poor war capacity.>HQs: Garrisoned Tower, Private Bunker, Research Facility>Survivors: You are descended from the people who survived despite the hardship and without becoming horrors to boot talk about lucky. You have high population, Good supplies, poor manufacturing, average research capacity, and poor war capacity to start.>HQs: Fortified Township, Tower, Nomad(may move to better location)
Rolled 38, 56, 53, 73, 17 = 237 (5d100)>>36685025>Mutants: You are descended from the monstrosities that arose during the chaos: Allowed to start in special terrain wasteland and enjoy base mutations with one of your choice. Have access to mutation action. Suffer from penalties to breeding and rep. low population, Below Average supplies, below average manufacturing, Below average research, Excellent war capacity.>HQs: Military Base, Research Complex, Lair>Bandits: You are descended from the evil bastards, crazy fucks, sorry outcasts or just a bad bunch who did whatever the hell they want. Good population, low supplies, average manufacturing, low research, good war capacity.>HQs: Prison, Military Base, Spire>Robots: You are descended from surviving robots who figured out how to reproduce(build) and controlled by some form of A.I. Low Population. Poor supply. Good manufacturing. Average Research. good war capacity.>HQs: Military Base, Research Complex, Factory.>Tribals: You forebears survived and their descendents ended up going feral so to speak. Unlike others you got real good at flourishing in many locals without what many others take for granted. High population. Average supply. Poor manufacturing. Poor Research. Good War capacity.>HQs: Cave Complex. Ruins. Nomad.>Zealots: Your beliefs no matter how old or not allowed you to survive where others did not and united you all under common zeal. Average Population. Poor Supply. Good Manufacturing. Poor Research. Good War Capacity>HQs: Township. Military Base. Cathedral.>Cultists: You are among the chosen the true believers who to arose above the heathens. All thanks to what you discovered you know much of what should not be known be known which has provided you with an edge. Below Average Population. Poor Supply. Below Average Manufacturing. Good Research. Good War Capacity.>HQs: Cult Compound. Military Base. Ruins.
Rolled 12, 46, 76, 42, 58 = 234 (5d100)>>36685041>>36533183>Megacorp are able to treat resources as a material in terms of efficiency.>Survivors get a bonus to salvaging and survival actions. >Tribals get bonuses to scouting and Guerrilla warfare. >Think Tank start with a Tech specialty and gain a special unit because of this.>Paramilitary are automatically trained must still spend resources though just not an action.>Government Civ may mimic another civs special or have another possibly even create their own with GM permission.>Mutants get access to 1 free mutation(make one up) plus a base mutation that ALL mutants have. Base mutation grants great toughness to survive in environments where ordinary humanity would find impossible. Enhanced strength easily allowing you to overpower a ordinary human and mild bonus to agility. Unfortunately they suffer from major rep penalty(humies fucking HATE you, bandits don't like you and other mutants are wary) and severe breeding issue. >bandits have the special ability to auto upgrade their forces thanks to their life style(other factions have to spend resources AND a action to do so bandits just do resources) however they are unable to make their own supply(must raid or something) and suffer a reputation penalty. *WARNING* white knight choices will be vetoed you are EVIL, but that doesn't mean you can't be smart/clever about it not to mention varying levels of it *WARNING*.>robots cannot produce without resources as they do not breed. Suffer rep penalty but do not suffer the weaknesses of the flesh.>Zealots morale cannot be broken.>Cultists have access to specific secret knowledge
Rolled 36, 60, 100, 71, 94 = 361 (5d100)>>36685059When choosing Civ please include HQ option you wish to have for it.If you lose your HQ WITHOUT another settlement its game over.Feel free to come up with fluff/ideas it may even be used and you may get a bonus out of it too boot. Hybrids are not allowed unless proper fluff is provided or to break a tie.After civs are chosen homeground and terrain need to be decided.Your civ will receive bonuses when doing stuff within their homeground and a smaller bonus in terrain similar to it.to get an idea of what goes in what its like thisCiv->HQ->Homeground>Terrain>Regionyour civ being within your HQ is inside your Homeground, which is contained within the local terrain, and the terrain is within the Region.You are able to decide everything BUT the region you are in.Are this is decided you are given a choice of a heroic unit and then game starts.Heroic units by the way are VERY strong and when sacrificed count as a fate point kinda. Be aware though while alive they can offer both passive and active bonuses.Heroic units are what you can get INSTEAD of fate points.Every starter civ will start with ONE heroic unit, a few specials(including officers), some bad asses, and a couple elite.Good luck finding them all except for the hero is revealed for free at start.Default timeframe for the Civs is during the Blight Era which is the 'easiest' option. While the default civ type is small.the other available eras are the>Green Growth>Darkest Dawn>Blasted Blighting>Reckoning's Remorse>Collective ChaosOther options are of course available just post it. Whether it be a different game, civ, or whatever i am adaptable.
>>36685115"Santino and the gratefully undead" had an extreme cult following back before the fall. They were very vocal in the pre fall days about the government and the Megacorps misdeeds. Santino Garciaparra was considered by some to be an anti-government terrorist, and his group of followers "the dead skulls" were hooligan youth who were being manipulated by Santino. The dead skuls did often carry out wanton acts of destruction and mayhem, but Little did the world know that Santino was just a pawn in a much larger game. a certain doctor [redacted] had secretly began testing a new psychoactive pill that is both fun as hell and supposed to boost receptivity to psionic activity. It worked. Very well. Too well. The members of the dead skulls became so psionicly active that they were able to develop a "pseudo hivemind cloud" that acts as Their means governing themselves and assigning orders to those within the loop. Fortunately when the fall hit, everybody was able to hunker down in "Santino's bitchin' Partybus" that happened to be fortified for just such an occurrence. Now they do what they can, bringing tasty 5 hour long jam sessions and funny pills to your home town. Best believe when Santino is in town it's time to have fun!
>>36685115Well hello again, sexy. So what to vote ... I want pirates so bad it hurts, mainly for adventure. Granted some didn't want it, what a shame. So fantasy is what I vote. Let's get that test done.>Fantasy civ
Rolled 50, 68, 98, 24, 73 = 313 (5d100)>>36685429Fantasy shit.>Asher Borders>Wargarde>Bloom Boom>Shadow Colonies>Other?fantasy land options.I'll give you free mage unit as its something I need to test out.Is your hero unit options are below>Nobility>Commoner>Pit Pedigree>Adventurer>Tainted>Leader>Roamer>Healer>Mage>Sneakercomes with the traits Twisted, deviated, and the ability of Lowdown.Choose sex and name.Appearances is also good but not critical to start.Troop choices are the following:>(depends on hero choices)>Outsider>Undead>Magical Creature>NonhumanBadass and elite can be any of either special or basic.Basic options>Grunts>Initiates>Hunter>Urchin>RoamerOkay you get ONE choice from each.You may choose to UPGRADE anything with the Badass OR elite. If not they will be a RANDOM unit(which means it may include something that would normally be out of your reach)This can INCLUDE special Unit Adviser(I never give out free special units good god what is wrong with me) or your hero.As for magi options here you GO!>Warlocks/Witches(depends upon heroic choices will determine which)>Shamans>Mages>Clerics>Druids
Wait, you're doing this today?But it's not even thursday...damn I wasn't prepared for this
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>36685471>Asher BordersIf two picks Adventurer / Leader, otherwise Adventurer.Male / Zex HunterTroops, Undead Badass and Normal Grunts.Clerics for the magic, I h opp pe to have them be the leader of the undead. They teamed up with Zex to help get to their goal of magical relics.
>>36685630We always play days after we die.>>36685471>Asher borders (early chronology)>LeaderName: Donna Lionbreast A well endowed lady of the Lionbreast family, her father Francis Lionbreast died young and never sired a son, so the duchy was left to Donna's mother, Ida Lionbreast. The Lionbreast women are the most cut throat "landlords" in the kingdom, and due to their unpopularity, the king conscripted Donna and her army for an "imperialistic voyage" >magical creature>badassgrunts>mages
>>36685471Place:WARGARDEHero:WARBOSSTroops:ORCS (non-human)Basic Options:ORK GRUNTSMagic:WEIRDORC WITCHDOCORCS IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS, AND I'LL PUNCH YER SKULL OUT IF YOU DON'T SAYS SO
>>36686044Woah.. Yeah. Sold. Vote. Muh tuskmouth!
>>36686044im ok with that
Rolled 97, 94, 88, 87, 4 = 370 (5d100)>>36686044There is already a warlord orc deal with smut to boot.
>>36686503What do you mean by that?
Rolled 53, 90, 9, 63, 84 = 299 (5d100)>>36686575There is already a quest type deal with a orc warlord with smut.Truth be told isn't my deal so I don't really know anything more then that.
>>36686640Eh, you're the only civ game I play so I wouldn't know.All I know right now is ORCS ORCS ORCS
Rolled 68, 81, 80, 62, 27 = 318 (5d100)>>36686689erhm...orcs I am like tolkien when it comes to orcs. Just not satisfied with the fuckers no matter what i do with them.They feel off at least with the other stuff i could play up the Fae aspect and connections.
>>36686503I have been enjoying that one too.. But I can never get enough Orc. Maybe we be goblins?>leader>Lyzander the half gobLyzander is the tallest and older goblin in the tribe by far, supposedly his mother was an elf, he says he has been alive for 200 years... nobody else in the tribe is over 30(or whatever slightly above average goblin life expectancy is, he has sired a lot of children, and his elf genetics have been tainting the gene pool for a long time now.) >non human (gobs)>hunters>fire starter gob magic
>>36686774Well, do you liek big orcs or small orcs?What I was going for was the big warhammer kind
>>36686774I would like tolkien orcs more then warhammer orks...I am also for playing it as sci-fi post-apoc robot hivemind like Skynet but less or more retarded, depending on us.If OP doesn't want orcs, consider my proposition and vote.
>>36686963I don't play warhammer, but I like Ork-tech. Choppy boomy trololo fun.
Rolled 72, 13, 17, 36, 67 = 205 (5d100)>>36686816Orcs been a puzzling me for a long while.With elves and dwarves i can just play up their Fae aspects which makes me happy as its not a complete tolkien rip off and isn't your standard deal.Shit wont work for orcs though.>>36686809I actually DO possess a variety of goblins.>>36686816There is a distinction between Orks, Orcs, and Goblins.Goblins are smallest of the bunch.Orcs are in between.Orks are the largest.I got the goblins down at least...
>>36687038Then I vote ORKSCan I call the goblins as grots/gretchin?
>>36687021Yes. Ork tech is fun by it's definition
Rolled 74, 33, 18, 53, 13 = 191 (5d100)>>36687106They wouldn't like it.>>36687128Like I said still putting the orcs through their paces...
Rolled 6, 3, 54, 57, 68 = 188 (5d100)>>36686044......so any idea on what flavor of orc exactly?I seriously suck when it comes to orcs.>>36687038Seriously though the goblins were surprisingly straight forward in development.
>>36687563Well, we like BIG GUNS, known as DAKKAWe also like BIG SWORDS, we call em CHOPPAWe like to fight, and when we win we get BIGGER.Our leader is DA BIGGEST BADDEST ORC among us.We also use orc Tusks as money
>>36687563If goblins are already developed, let's just do that. You said you would fluff this one anyways...
>>36687696If I knew enuff about fantasy I could fluff like I did the mutation yesterday
Rolled 85, 9, 90, 55, 32 = 271 (5d100)>>36687696Wait wut?That was only for the super villain...
>>36687563How about intelligent barbarians? They are smart fighters, but lack other things like fine art.
Could we do something like pic related
Rolled 23, 50, 99, 7, 20 = 199 (5d100)>>36687991Orcs in my setting aren't actually all that stupid.Dim witted possible not outright stupid though.At least so far...fuck if know orcs make my head hurt to do them in a non shitty way.>>36688445certainly.Fuck anything else besides orcs(because I suck at them and not getting any decent ideas so far) especially considering there is already a quest for that?
>>36688677In good for masked elves.
>>36688677C'mon! Goblins got the green light!
>>36689041>>36689041The problem for me is that I don't know enuf about this to feel good in backing anything. I'm a post apoc man not a fantasy man. I want to try fantasy but I don't know how
Rolled 82 (1d100)>Wargarde>Leader [Badass]Male, Warlord Jack and looks to be in prime 20s - 30s range. Hair white and body fit.>InitiatesJack had little luck in life. Bandits, unrest (from the town he lived in) and problems from the ruler, if you can call them that he was no better that a newborn. Then it happened while training his units the town went under, the ruler killed and time was slipping away. Fires burned, goblins taking everything in sight and people lost from lack of leadership. His time came to take this mess and make something of it. He called upon his Initiates and saved what he could from the goblins.>ClericsThe town was in ruins and there was no need to be here, so Jack left. He made his way to a town no far off in the hopes of seeing an old friends of his, Samuel. Turns out they been busy, within the last few years Samuel has grown a following of Clerics under a god of war and death. To Jack's surprise Samuel welcomed him in and soon they built up an army fitting his plans for taking this area. No more will random bandits hurt people, for this land is his. >Magical Creature [elite]Amazing luck hit when they ready for their first campaign, a blessing from the war god. They were beings of fire and bone. Hard to use are first, but with luck and help from the clerics we learned to work with them. One was named Niran Of the Ashes, with time we learn to speak their language and they ours.
>>36689330Start with humans and work from there is how I did it.
Rolled 84, 50, 92, 37, 7 = 270 (5d100)>>36689330Just stick with humans.oh crap before I forget I don't do the stupid niche of humans being the 'diplomatic' or jack of all trades bullshit.Humans niche is similar to what we have now their favorite terrain is plains but can also commonly be found in hills or coasts.Humans are noted for being the 'youngest' of the civilized races and are still hung up between the two forces they are caught between.ability wise humans have keen eyes, great endurance, good aim, and decent strength. Brain wise they are considered the 'smartest' of savages and the 'dullest' of the civilized.Whiles humans may lose to a dwarf in terms of sheer endurance they ARE faster.While humans may lose to elves in ranged in terms of skill they can throw their weapons HARDER.
>>36689620Humies are so boring though. They ain't even Green.Why are you letting another quest dictate what you host?
Rolled 69, 32, 54, 93, 73 = 321 (5d100)>>36689984I suck at orcs anon.I been trying to figure that shit out for YEARS!Now I REALLY truly understand where Tolkien was coming from though i must admit.Besides i don't appreciate overlap when I can help it.>padbud troopsuh...okay captcha. I'll need to decipher what that first part means but i get the second.
>>36690124You should play Dawn of War or DoW 2 then, least for big Warhammer Orcs, really easy to learn what they're like from there.For Tolkien orcs just watch the movies or play vidya.
Rolled 15, 7, 32, 55, 23 = 132 (5d100)>>36690192I have done both anon I actually DO have an understanding of each. Its just...well ain't quite right is what I am saying.I looked hard into current orc sources and they ain't what I want to have.I prefer to use the mythological base and the more modern variants. From there i use them both as inspiration.Part of my world building.Though orcs are something that continues to elude me...
>>36690267How about dwarvesDwarves who like Gunpowder, and TNT mining, and Big Guns, and EXPLOSIONSFaction Name: The Torgen DwarvesHero: LeaderTroops: Dwarves (Trooper)Basic: GruntsMagic: Alchemist (magic EXPLOSIONS and BULLETS fool!)I'd write up more fluff in the morning. Gonna crash for now.
Rolled 34, 8, 11, 32, 94 = 179 (5d100)>>36690438Why don't you just stick with the simple crap...Anons be getting all fancy and shit.Should of stuck with post apoc...well at least that is still an option...maybe.
>>36690583>We want post apoc>"I'm tired of post apoc, I need to do some testing for fantasy">We want to do fantasy>"can't you be simple and go back to post apoc"Make up your mind Genie
>>36690583I'm still trying to think of things flesh out the dark magic cultist, if we can do that.>Cultists / Ruins / Knowledge Dark Magic (mainly necromancy)Life wasn't best for the fall and after words it didn't change. Many lost their way and lacked heart. Then a calling came to him, one of hunger and old times. It was do to the events of the fall it awakened once again. Freed from its' in casement and seeing worshipers, it called to him.Jason was his name and unknown to him he was a luck one, for in his blood line magic flowed. Unhappy with the world's end and a want to change its' out come he listened to it and agreed. Power for followers, Change for faith and protection for loyalty.Starting out in this ruined town and dishearten people abound he grow a following. He called out to them and they listened, for they needed something ... hope. With their faith power started to come back to It and magic flowed into Jason. This power is unkind to life, but it is strong and with it Jason knows what to do.For area I'm voting home ground a town in ruins. The area a forested mountain range with a few rives running through out.>>36690644I think they do that to drum up talk ... or buy time.
Rolled 59, 6, 72, 21, 32 = 190 (5d100)>>36690644What can I say I am on my period.Seriously all the fantasy ideas are completely out there and i ain't got the right formatting for them...which would need to be built from scratch as the other stuff wont be adjusted so easily.I would do orcs one but I ain't got shit for those fuckers...>mfw /tg/ chose the ONE fantasy faction I ain't got shit for
>>36690776Well what do you need? We can try to help and have the game ready for tomorrow.
Rolled 65, 48, 53, 88, 92 = 346 (5d100)>>36690842anons are attempting to choose factions(whose formats haven't been built) this is due to me wanting to just test a mere segment to confirm if it will work as I know everything else largely will with some adjustments.Not much really just need votes following the stuff I posted earlier.If I knew anons wanted faction choices that will take some time to construct. They ain't exactly all that simple. Seriously took me awhile just to settle on the post apoc ones.
>>36690932Well if you want some fluff for a faction give me some limits and I can give it a shoot.Orcs classic ... or I guess Orks would fit better with the Strongest there is.That's fair, seeing that factions will have different personalities and flavor that could be a pain to run for.
Rolled 61, 89, 44, 41, 74 = 309 (5d100)>>36691121The reason I have the current human basic set up is because all of that shit is largely FINALIZED and heavily tested/played out from all the post apoc crap.Everything else that wasn't 'human' had a similar or modified format which was a PAIN to figure out.hence why I shied away from it fantasy wise. That shit is gonna be brutal figuring out and I ain't in the mood for it.
>>36691228Well there's always playing pretend.So what is it your testing? Is it large scale magic or is it something else?
Rolled 42, 19, 99, 73, 53 = 286 (5d100)>>36691336Magic and low tech.did fantasy as it covers both.If I can confirm it works fine then i get to creating a compilation of all my work as I would then know that the groundwork is truly finished.Framework I wont do as it covers too much that i ain't equipped to handle.
>>36691471Would you potentially be in the mood one day, maybe not today, for another bout of modern vs fantasy?Or how about something a little more beyond?
Rolled 68, 47, 100, 16, 81 = 312 (5d100)>>36691640Like what exactly?
>>36691471Ah.Well if your willing to work/trust people over the internet I'm sure people here can help you with framework.
>>36691810Nobody knows whence they came from. They appeared in a great burst of light and the ground around them singed, they were like iron golems and yet. . .more. They seemed to have no master, no magician or wizard controlling them, yet they acted with a purpose unfathomable.They had at their fingertips weapons which seemed to shoot death in the form of lightning and fire.They delve deep into the earth to gather more metal ores, in what seems to be to make more of their kin.Many fear what their true purpose is, but I fear, if we do not do something, these. . .automatons, will be the terminator of our way of life as we know it.>Faction: The Metal Men>Leader: AI>Race: Robot>Place and Time: Wargarde
>>36691471What is the nature of a mans sole? What is it that drives him to fight the world and destiny to make a name for them selves. That fire of creation that drives them is not always there in equal parts, but in the nightstone tribe it burns strong and true. Living in the planes halfsin they work to become a mighty kingdom. Using knowledge found and stolen they build. What was once a gathering of wooden hovels has become a mighty fortress. To other men they are great, but to stranger things they are nothing. Can they rise higher still? Can they become gods among men? Only you can find out
>>36693029Faction: Nightstone clanLeader: Kaliden stormblessed Starting base: the halfsin keep
>>36693029>>36693063>>36693081Not as good as my mutant fluff. But I tryed. Is this good so far?
>>36692641Machines and AI and such are always pretty neat.
>>36693253>>36692641That kind of defeats the purpose of playing a fantasy civ
>>36694260Well, that was the point of it being another rendition of "Modern v Fantasy" since the last one didn't end up so well because we initially though it would be "Fantasy vs Modern"Which would have worked despite what Genie says since you only need a few mages to literally incinerate tanks
>>36694449I thought genie wanted strait fantasy to test how his system worked with if
>>36694487Is that so? Oh well, we can do that another time then. We'll play straight fantasy for now.
>>36694260It does? Some scifi elements are just another brand of fantasy anyways, really.
Rolled 10, 16, 46, 54, 52 = 178 (5d100)>>36694524>>36694524Yes but it changes a lot of the background mechanics of the game. For genie to test how his system works with fantasy then we need to play strait fantasy.I say we play humans this game, to ease our way into this land of wonder
>>36694677Sure, I'm down for whatever.Mercenary band humans maybe? Throw some banditry into the mix maybe
>>36694726I'm thinking because it's fantasy and that offers different paths we should go with I city state with a king and all that stuff. We can concur the land by war, triad, and magic.
Rolled 31, 39, 64, 34, 64 = 232 (5d100)>>36694779Think game of thrones crossed with lord of the rings
>>36695022I don't know. I barely know how the post apoc stuff works let alone the fantasy
Another bump.Wonder if today we'll decide on something.
>>36698193I want to say "Hell Yeah", but that's because people that come on game days will be here.We also have a good amount of ideas. I'm sure something will come of it.>>36694677Humans pure with king. I assume Shadow Colonies or Plains with forest area and what not. Nobility [Random], Hero Choice (Hoping Knights) Elite, Urchin [Badass] (for the bandit types) and Mages ( for the court wizard or school of magic for the kingdom).>>36685692Adventurer >>36685898Sexy lady kingdom>>36686044I guess we will have to hold off on Orcs for now. >>36686809Goblins of fire and half elf leader.>>36688445A different type of elf culture.>>36689372Human warlord with War God of Death back up.>>36690438Thoughts about Dwarves.>>36690687Fantasy in the Post Apoc.>>36692641And Metal Men Vs. the world.I think that's all the ideas so far.
>>36698540Whoops missed a idea. >>36693029, >>36693063.
>>36699851I'm good with this one
>>36700457I think it will need a Hero pick as well as the units. I'm game for what ever, but I hope to make something grand from what ever we do.
>>36700531I don't know enuf about fantasy to do that
>>36701595Then go with something from real life. A lot of fantasy is based off of something after all. Their human and a tribe. We could do a war chieftain for the hero, Hunters could be the unit type and Shamans for magi.
Rolled 27, 82, 25, 45, 9 = 188 (5d100)>>36695045>>36695022See >>36685471Has all the options even if you don't know shit about shit. Just pick and choose whatever.>>36694524To a degree.
>>36689620But humans' favorite terrain is and has always been coasts.
Rolled 49, 93, 76, 50, 8 = 276 (5d100)>>36703415They get their shit wrecked on coasts by aquatics. Can't be favorite terrain in that regard besides humans were originally plains type evolution.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>36685471>PlaceShadow Colonies>HeroAjax the Iron-Hearted (Male)Pit PedigreeLeader>TroopsSpecial [Nonhuman]: Stone Golems (the magi unit brought them along)Badass: GruntsElite: RoamersMagi unit: MagesAdviserValeria the Wise (Female)
>>36703522But humans evolved around the Rift lakes, and it shows. All of our major cities are on coasts or rivers, because fish is the easiest/most efficient way to get protein (and it is the easiest to figure out how to store for long periods of time), and it's also much easier to transport goods for trade via water rather than land.If humans aren't allowed on the coasts because of aquatics in your setting...well I'd be surprised if we didn't just die out.
As a reference for new players trying to come up with selections, as a general rule:Badass means that a unit has a shitton of experience in doing what they do.Elite means that a unit has superior weapons and training to non-elite versions.
>>36698540>And Metal Men Vs. the world.This. Ancient crashed space ship maybe?
>>36703566Any story behind this?
Rolled 78, 45, 88, 75, 4 = 290 (5d100)>>36703627They do they just don't thrive there as hard as one would normally expect.Tends to have with actual sea monsters and shit.
It's game day and it seems no one is around ... or is it no one likes the ideas so far?
>>36705519Actually, I think that everyone likes their own idea and most are pretty good anyway, it's hard for us to get a consensus.I still want orksGenie wants the human factions only right? Using his given choices?
Genie wants to test humans, and we still have to learn about fantasyland.I vote>Wargarde>Nobility>>(depends on hero choices)>Grunts>ClericsA king, with a kingdom, and some soldiers. Very simple, very straightforward, and endless potential for Genie or ourselves to take us in any direction we choose.
Rolled 81, 56, 57, 52, 39 = 285 (5d100)>>36705780I ain't got shit for orks still. Excuse me for not going lazy modo on world building.Just answer the damned questions from the above OR vote for someone else.It ain't complicated.
>>36705780I can see that, but we should talk about it. Otherwise we will just sit here and do nothing.Yeah that could be fun.Humans, Goblins, I think elves is possible, undead, and what ever an outsider is. I believe that is the main ones.>>36705954Basic would be a good foundation to work from, I will back it.>>36705987I think you will need to re-post the questions or link the post.
>>36705954Sure if it gets us going, vote.
Rolled 63, 99, 72, 69, 25 = 328 (5d100)>>36706030Done that several times already. >>36685471painfully obvious.and no orks those fuckers are a pain in the ass to figure out faction wise. Like holy shit tier totally understand where Tolkien is coming from.
>>36705954VoteFor King and Kingdom!
Rolled 61, 83, 100, 96, 86 = 426 (5d100)>>36706071>>36706169There ARE other options to vote for just don't the most recent thing just to get the ball rolling again.Look over the current options if you aren't gonna make your own.
>>36705987>It ain't complicated.>post apoc>fantasy>post apoc>fantasyWhat do you even want to do? Do you have something specific you were wanting to do or what? Confusing ass gm.
>>36706125O I thought you meant asked questions from talks, not that. Sorry.
Rolled 54, 11, 63, 96, 42 = 266 (5d100)>>36706194Hey fantasy was brought up but it can go either way.I do try to keep things simple.
>>36706192Well, I posted my idea for the dwarves. It's just gonna take longer to get consensus.Are all of the ones listed in >>36698540 viable except the Orks?
Rolled 98, 66, 73, 2, 92 = 331 (5d100)>>36706248Everything but orks is good.Can work with was just expecting simple choices of the list i provided.Just be aware though if you play something unusual then that will cost you one of your options.
>>36690438I like the Gunpowder Dwarves idea
>>36706243Well my vote sits at machines, but I'm game for anything really.Could always combine post apoc and fantasy like in Wizards and the Broken Empire trilogy.
>>36692641I second machines
>>36706378>>36706463Though I'm still favored to dwarves, I am okay with playing the Metal Men too
Rolled 27, 13, 27, 26, 16 = 109 (5d100)>>36692641....you know machines are basically hard mode right?Like i can't really bullshit it any other way...
>>36706508That's what I'm thinking too, I remember the last time we did it.Like playing Jellyfish in the desert.I guess switching from post apoc to fantasy won't make it any easier huh.
>>36706491Could be dwarves controlling robots? Other races near extinct the dwarves and mad scientist dwarf creates robot legions or some such
>>36706508Genie, give us your input on which civs stick out the most.Which one do you think might be the most fun for you, or the easiest/hardest for us.
Rolled 30, 20, 56, 37, 12 = 155 (5d100)>>36706508Unlike constructs machines are dependent on tech unlike magic.makes it a very bad idea to do so in a fantasy setting.Its not something I will deny but I am feeling merciful enough to at least give a warning.>>36706541Pretty much. It wouldn't be pretty.>>36706541It WILL actually be easier(see no fucking Apocalypse bullshit) so long as you don't make it difficult for yourself.
>>36706580We can do Dwarves with Steambots or Golems.
>>36706616Dwarves creating musket and halberd weilding steambots you say?
>>36706616>>36706657All of my yesBut I do want gunpowder and EXPLOSIONS in there too
>>36690438>>36706616>>36706657>>36706705Dwarves with Steam Bots and Gunpowder.
>>36706705Well, if we're advanced enough to have steambots with muskets naturally we're going to need steambot grenadiers.
>>36706860>>36706705I wouldn't mind even starting with basic stuff as long as we can research into it.
Rolled 13, 74, 48, 25, 89 = 249 (5d100)>>36706587Very well.I will rate them 1 to 10 for difficulty for you.>>366856929/10 superb choices leaves elite open for random spawn. However chance of randomness along with hero choice makes it a no on the 10/10.>>366858988/10>>36686044Orcs are currently forbidden due to GM headache.Sorry those fuckers really do make my head hurt though.>>366868096/10>>366893727/10 if you know how to play considering how specialized it is for certain style of play.>>366904388/10>>36690687post apoc choice worth a 8/10.>>366926411/10 your gonna cry edition.If you like hard mode or are a masochist make it a 9/10>>367035668/10would be higher but you have up on dice upgrades such a selection. Hopefully playing it safe pays off.>>367059546/10hopefully leaving it to chance will pay off.Don't have your heroic stuff chosen though...there you go for denying the orcs I rated everything so far.>>36706879Would indeed likely require research.
So for the dwarves Idea, that would bePlace>WargardeHero>Nobility>LeaderTroops>Nonhuman (Dwarves)Basic>GruntsAnd for magic, I dunno, how about>Mages
Dwarves with steambots/Gunpowder
>>36707153Mad scientist leader? Doesn't necessarily mean can't be a noble as well.Alchemist s for magic?
>>36707215>>36707239Alchemists or Golemancer for the magicHaving a leader is good. Every self respecting Dwarf clan needs a king.
Still need more votes? we're forgetting something aren't we
Rolled 76, 85, 56, 92, 54 = 363 (5d100)>>36707669Pretty much.Like forgetting to stick with the choices listing.Hence I wont accept.>>36706922did anons forget about this? Went over everything.
>>36707764I vote the dwarf option >>36690438 if that isn't clear
>>36690438Vote for this then since it's on the accepted list
Rolled 19, 59, 90, 65, 14 = 247 (5d100)>>36690438Ahem such level of technology is not available(its fucking historic fantasy NOT modern).Request denied.At least to start anyway.
>>36707764Dwarves are among the options you offered.
Rolled 40, 80, 81, 59, 36 = 296 (5d100)>>36707870Problem with THOSE dwarves is the requested level of technology which isn't available to start.I can't allow it with all that tech.
>>36707764Taking it all in.So the first ones main problem is the hero, but is the easiest once fix?Otherwise I'm glad to see a lot of 8/10s.
>>36707930>>36707887Okay, then what can we start with?If nothing just do dwarvseI really dislike it Genie when you say"Sure, you can pick this it is accepted"and then moments later"Oh wait, I just remembered something, not it's not accepted"Because that really really slows down consensus despite the fact we all very much are aiming for the same thing.
>>36707887Aw, Dwarves with Muskets are totally fantasy though
Rolled 32, 86, 58, 50, 13 = 239 (5d100)>>36707988At first when I read/went over it I figured that was just the goal so no problem. Then later on anons all hopped on and made it appear they wanted to start with it all.I can't allow that hence why I had to update it.>>36708019Dwarves less inventive and more industrious. They got kick ass shit like Dwarven Steel which not even the elves can beat.>>36708019>>36708035besides guns be strong as fuck. I actually had to delay the shit in setting and boost up available materials so they wouldn't curb stomp everything.Don't even get me started on artillery/explosives...like non magical mage division but armed with concussion force.Materials don't cover the concussive force so well...I spend too much time on /k/.
Maybe if we just keep spamming the word Dwarf it will accomplish something.
>>36708087Magic is way better than guns and explosives thoughRemember those mages who literally laughed at high veolicity Armor Piercing tank shells and just melted down an entire squadron of several tons of steel to nothing during the Modern v Fantasy quest?Magic is OP>Capctha: Nxtisn MagicEven captcha agrees
>>36707153I'll vote for Dwarves. Grunhilde was trained from infancy to be a runesmith of the tinhelm clan. When the clan elder died, she and her siblings went into isolation with their loyalest followers, there to compete for the title of 'wearer of the helm of tin' (it sounds better in Dvr'an). After a year of exacting runecraft, Grunehilde returned to the site of her homeland with her steam golems - finding only the remains of her clansmen and the stench of undead.With the usual Dwarven Stoicism, Grunhilde now seeks to unite the survivors of this once proud clan behind her banner.
>>36707930What about rune magic? You know, quick golemcrafting, enchanting, but little in the way of flashy magic that doesn't take a long time? Could we make a steam beast that runs off dwarven cunning instead of what humans would recognize as technology?
>>36708134And that was on top of spamming them with all our soldiers bullets AND what artillery we had.A cabal of mages is literally capable of wrecking an entire modern army. Gunpowder may as well be cotton candy.
>>36707988He's been doing it since last night. Think he just wants to do plain Jane fantasy humans living on the plains.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>36708134Kind of makes me wish we did go the Fantasy invades Modern thing some people where going for.We would've kicked so much butt.
Rolled 14, 67, 97, 90, 54 = 322 (5d100)>>36708134It compares.But explosives are fucking evil.Actually even better then a mage artillery division because of its non magical trait AND ease of munitions.>>36708189Dwarves are the undisputed masters of runesmithing.Unlike the willy elves with the pansy ass enchantments.Dwarven constructs rely more upon runes and craftsmanship then engineering.Their constructs are noted for being tough and strong as shit.>>36708194Sure until they run out of juice.>>36708202Hey now there is an entire list of stuff that is fine. I was fine with the dwarves and their goal when suddenly all the anons wanted to just start with that shit.
>>36708314>It compares.It doesn't compareIt blows it right out of the water.Modern anti-aircraft guns can only knock out tanks, but Mages didn't just knock them out, they atomized those tanks.The ONLY type of explosive that could stop the mass and force dozen tanks moving full speed in an instant and then literally vaporize them from existence (not leaving so much as slag) are perhaps fission weapons.Essentially, mages are like walking nuclear bombs of power.
>>36708314Why don't you just pick something instead of coming up with excuses until we pick what you want?
Rolled 54, 20, 1, 47, 14 = 136 (5d100)>>36708499Because i actually like a lot of what the players came up with and whenever I show preferences they tend to be cursed in the process.>>36708471Takes a long time to train up a mage and their powers have a lifespan before they need to rest/recharge.Even then you have different quality among mage. A good mage though...yeah.Can do all of that until that one is burnt out then that mage becomes a sitting duck. Not to mention specialties and crap.Over all its like this IF I had to choose between playing a modern I WOULD because while it may be costly as shit at first eventually i'll be able to win.UNLESS the fantasy faction is able to pull out additional mass monsters and others.In which case I choose fantasy.Basically as modern you get to enjoy your forces being 'dispoable' compared to the fantasy you can shrug off losses a hell of a lot better. In the long run my money is on the modern.UNLESS as fantasy my selection and de facto line up isn't limited.>>36708270Maybe at a later date like after this civ I'll go for it if my test confirms some things.
>>36708499She's fine with the Dwarves, we just need to nerf them a bit from the gunpowder age shit we were imagining. Here's my vote:Shadow ColoniesFree Mage Unit: RunesmithHero: Grunhilde, Female. Nobility, Leader (assuming we can still get the runesmith as a separate unit, otherwise Nobility, Mage)Troops: Nonhuman (dwarves)Badass: Special (warconstructs)Magi: Whichever is most likely to get construction magic (warlock/which?)Any thoughts on this build? Votes for or against?L
Rolled 19, 25, 69, 31, 42 = 186 (5d100)>>36708693'limited' as in shit.If I am stuck playing a fantasy vs modern with a bunch of infantry with mage support and limited monster fuck you.Those mages and monsters are gonna be what lets me WIN!If you give me shit for one both I be fucked.Even WITH heavy mage support in the long run modern will win unless I have a decent amount of monster support to cover them.Because mages be squishy...especially once they are out of juice and at their most vulnerable.For sure as the sun sets the enemy is gonna figure that one out and if I don't got any monster things to cover my little ass I be fucked.Hell I'll even give up on the infantry for both of them. Sure I wont be able to hold shit but the sheer volume of damage i could inflict...--------Yes i have put to much thought into this. The hard fact is though unless I got shit like animu bullshit without extensive monster and mage I will fucking lose against modern eventually.too bad mages don't need to rest.
>>36708783I always view clerics as the builder type, when it comes to things, Warlocks the power hungry and mages the wise.If I'm wrong then everything should be fine, backing.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>36708911Godzilla's magical travling circus>leaderZola the Goddess, a sexy, mad ringleader.>carnie grunts>elite animal handlers>badass magical animals>clown magesBump.
>>36711018Hehe.For moment I was thinking people gave up and we need people to vote. Otherwise we just sit here doing nothing. Unless Genie wishes to just go with the votes we have or something.
Rolled 14, 6, 8, 19, 83 = 130 (5d100)>>36711146Only a few are close to winning while the rest are like...ALL tied.Which is kinda creepy actually.anyway think anons may have given up or just aren't throwing their votes around. Which is strange normally its the second one until something wins.
>>36711254I've already voted for dwarves and don't want to samefag... otherwise I totally would.
>>36711254Nice, I didn't think it was that close.I can see that.Yeah. I'm down for anything and even posted 3 ideas. I just hope we can do something everyone will enjoy.
Rolled 34, 61, 11, 99, 46 = 251 (5d100)>>36711370meh I was just going over it and was amazed with how much stuff is tied. Like you the stuff that is close(all tied) and the stuff that isn't(also somehow all fucking tied).Kinda amazed truth be told.Because...like damn did not see that coming.
Rolled 5, 89, 13, 48, 1 = 156 (5d100)>>36711442hm if I go by the tied up rule...hold up let me check something REAL quick.
>>36711442Well upside to it all, at least people are coming up with ideas.
>Medieval gunpowder>Being overpowered>When Modern guided weapons are weaker than normal Magic
>>36711546If we never had the tanks go in a line I'm sure we would of won that. Also we should make back up bases, so we don't die as often.
>>36711645Tanks perform better in a line than in a collumn though. . .let's them bear more guns, and it means the whole formation doesn't get stopped when the front tank is blown up (or worse, trapped when the front and back tank are blown).Generally most charges perform better in a line than in a column.
Rolled 63, 62, 1, 9, 53 = 188 (5d100)>>36711546Trained combat magi.BIG difference.>>36690438>>36705954hm....if I go by hybrid ruling...lets see here.Special unit Dwarves.Grunts.Clerics.Nobility LeaderName and Sex undecided much less appearance.Now time to determine the type of dwarven unit with your random elite and bad ass spawn.Meanwhile i need your hero details.As a leader type with the hybrid clause...you get some extra choices.So here you go.Archtype LeaderClass>Warlord>Commander>Ruler>Arisen Ally>AchieverChoose this along with your other hero details.
>>36711759>Trained combat magi.>Implying they aren't all like thatI promise you the next few encounters we have with mages they're going to be tough ass balls to the walls badasses who'll wreck everything they lay their eyes on like angry gods.If we even live that long to see them.>>36711759>WarlordWarlord has always been the most useful hero to survival
>>36711758V formation or stagger in a way that limits explosion damage. Otherwise I do agree about the no column thing.>>36711759>Arisen Ally or RulerI like to keep crafting our main thing, but if it's a bad area for trade ruler.
>>36711759O yeah and for name Grunhilde, sex female.
>>36711759If we're going to Wargarde, we're going to need a Warlord
>>36711913>>36711963I vote this
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>36711759....fuck you dice.oh balls.Acquired Dwarven RunesmithsAcquired Dwarven AlchemistsAcquired Dwarven TroopersAcquired Dwarven SappersAcquired Dwarven ShootersGood god what the hell did you do to earn all this from the freaking dwarves of all things....even had to grant some hidden bonuses and even a bloody hero option.Elite Undead SPECIAL(fuck you all)Katonine monstrous unit said to each possess many live the total is believed to hover around nine.Be warned the more lives they lose the stronger they become...this can be determined exactly by how many tails they possess.Its believed they all start off with just a single tail.Merc wise they are known to offer their 'terms' in matter of 'lives lost', tasks, or time.>>36711820Well considering where you will most likely encounter combat magi...>>36711820Not that I have seen.Besides you get some special options thanks to certain things...
Hey Genie, why'd you make No-mad appear in the last game if we weren't supposed to find him?
>>36711759I'd also vote Warlord type heroName: Gundra, sixth generation copper dwarf foreman. Gender: Dwarf.Random elite: Ragor, unorthodox runesmaster. Gender: Dwarf.bad ass spawn: war automatonsFluff: The dwarven kingdom is a once mighty empire, now riven by civil war (Think China in the warring states era). Gundra's clan was one of the most powerful during peace times, but her less warlike people have suffered heavy losses at the hammers of more agressive clans. Only the creation of the warforged legion, and the help of the heretical runesmith Ragor, have kept these losses from becoming total.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>36712168The players wanted it and the dice answered is all.So we need to do is agree on a hero or is there a new pick in the list?
>>36712282I would vote also for Grunehilde, the probably female dwarf. >>36712168Genie, does this fluff >>36712281make sense in your setting?
Rolled 53, 29, 23, 92, 11 = 208 (5d100)>>36712168As for your undead unit...Scourger: Elite special undead unit VERY rare AND very powerful. Known for their great intelligence, strength, and age even among the dead. Scourging Slayer: Whenever the living are slain by them will automatically arise as undead. In game effect any unit slain by them will arise as a unit of Scourglings the very next turn.Necrosis: Their blows and even touch upon the living is known to make their very flesh rot awayNecrotic Plague: Areas where they stay for any duration of time will gradually increase in necrotic energy. This is eventually hostile to the living, a boon to the undead, and eventually can even cause spontaneous generation of undead.Leader Falon the Scourged.>>36712266new civ should of asked before anon besides there were hints. Oh by the way he actually appeared a time or two beyond that its just the players ALSO never found him.>>36712282It twas included within the final listing.>>36712358Eh its fine why?
>>36712494Oh I knew he was there, I was looking forward to seeing him. But no matter how deep we searched the crater hole we couldn't find him.Then we were starving so we had to get food for several turnsThen we critted and died
>>36712168>>36712168>can't have steambots and muskets>get undead catsReally
>>36712590Maybe we can train them to carry high explosives. Not like they have to worry about getting caught in the blast too much.Eh, still don't see the point since it's clear Warguarde has combat mages roaming like literal gods of war, as if there's any need to nerf us.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>36711759So lets see here in total you possess.Special units of dwarven Runesmiths, Alchemists, Troopers, Sappers, and shooters.You have a unit of Elite Undead Special unit aka Scourgers.Grunts.Clerics.Special Unit adviser.zone is Wargarde.Meaning you gain the ability to automaticly convert all pop into militia.You start with a single keep a bunch of hovels how fun.Nobility heroName, sex, an appearance still needs to be chosen. You can the same with the adviser if you want.3 votes warlord1 vote Arisen Ally(only first option choice counts)>>36712282Just choose your hero.>>36712590More akin to a odd monstrous mix of cat and fox actually not to mention they ain't undead.Technically.sorta....maybe.Well okay they DO sorta die and just come back to life stronger then before so fuck might be considered some kind of undead or rez.Really more a monster thing though.>>36712566....He fell into the hole in that one facility that was pure awesome. Your hero wasn't gonna be able to resist checking that place out due to how sweet, stylish, and tasteful it was.>>36712652You do realize combat mages are just a fraction of total mages?and among them there is certain quality differences?Strongest ones certainly can be akin to that though.
>>36712710>He fell into the hole in that one facility that was pure awesome. Your hero wasn't gonna be able to resist checking that place out due to how sweet, stylish, and tasteful it wasYeah, we did search there.All we found were bits and pieces.
>>36712710>Commander With the new info and units I vote commander. A warlord is great, I'm just not sure how well they can keep the peace and make people happy.These scourgers will be fun.
Rolled 58, 96, 100, 54, 34 = 342 (5d100)>>36712710Damn it forgot about the monster bad ass random unit....which allowed for the Katonine...forgot to slap on the bad ass trait so technically that would make themFoxy Katonine.Fucking hell.mfw trying to figure out how not only you managed to RECRUIT all these sons of bitches and yet ALSO make them work together...here i thought the last time was bad.Still not as bad as fucking orcish headache.Anyway hurry up and give me the damned hero details I need to start bullshitting this somehow...or you could try for bonuses.Still need that hero info though either way.>>36712753Nah you actually searched the nearby facilities you could actually reach. I was waiting for you to make your way down and check out that giga complex with the apparent hole in it.
>>36712854Too bad we couldn't keep up withour food expenses to really explore the place, before being killed by literally one bad word and two bad dice.
>>36712841Commander is good. Commander Richard was what kept the Hax from devolving into the absolute shitfest it became with Karamazov.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>36712841Something akin to Scourgers is what happens when undead are not dealt with quickly enough.The older they get the more powerful they get thanks to the increasing influence, concentration,and soak of necromantic energy they naturally possess.Even if they aren't in area already saturated...eventually given time an old enough undead can make it happen in reverse.Its why ancient undead even if their idiots are so terrifying. The necrotic energy just never stops workings its magic...so while the undead is 'alive' it still keeps being produced to allow it to do such.>>36712909It was a bad plan that wouldn't fuck you if you didn't roll to poorly for it. Dice DO mitigate stuff whether good or bad.Tired of repeating myself on these matters...>Wuz VaerogApparently the leader of the scourges is actually named this.>>36712956To be fair he had some serious boons in that capacity unlike his daughter...
>>36712494>it's fine, why?Well, I like the idea of a warlord dwarf in an empire torn by civil war, but I didn't want to go voting for fluff that makes no sense with how you envision dwarves.
>>36712972>Tired of repeating myself on these matters...Saying something over and over again doesn't make it right you know.
>>36712854Voting for Grunhilde, sixth child of the chieften of the copper key clan, whose elder siblings all died in tragic forge accidents. The copper key clan was almost wiped out by it's more ruthless neighbors, the iron nail clan... until Grunhilde made some kind of deal. Nobody knows the details, but the iron nail's old territory is now overrun by undead, and some mysterious figures started hanging around the chieftan's hut around the time that this happened.
>>36712972Nice, these fine people of the past should get their own part of the keep or fort to grow in.>>36712972I will agree with the people about the 1 rolls killing way to fast. As the same time we shouldn't have been rolling for a 100 to stop it.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>36713030Those rules in particular I kept with since literal day 1.I kept with it because shit worked wasn't broken so i didn't fix it.Its to prevent the dice from ruining everything up despite good plans and punish the bad ones.>>36712979Meh I can totally see something like chinese dwarves.Not that much a stretch. As is there are certain modern themes with them so it allows breathing room contrary to popular belief.While I can't say my stuff is very tolkien esque its because I went back and tapped into the Fae roots. The thing tolkien originally used too not to mention i rather don't mind the modern stuff so much(kinda otherwise I wouldn't bother with the ancient research).Just some stuff in actual tolkien work i didn't like specifically and the old mythology allows for some wonderful things.>>36713132meh it had an equal chance of making another 1 happen.
>>36713161Dice kill civs, bad plan or no. For example a newb who doesn't know the rules deleting a crit will always lead to unrecoverable penalties for everybody, and is practically a deferred death sentence.The next time that happens, it would be wise to either vote to quit the civ or try to kill the civ as fast as possible (as what thankfully happened last time) rather than waste our time playing at best, two or three more threads of watching a doomed civ die. That way we can get into the new civ that much faster and not waste everyone's time on a dead civ.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36713132It wasn't actually supposed to kill you. While the plan was bad it wasn't THAT bad then you rolled another one...instead it would of more been along the lines of 'well that fucking sucked.'>>36713251I just throw in an extra penalty bonus for deleted rolls actually.Considering a crit fail already equals something bad happens+bonus I didn't bother to do too much besides Bad+bonus fail+bonus fail.All I do really.Of course the posts deleted are always crit fails so of course its gonna suck that much more with another bonus slapped on top of it as punishment.I honestly wouldn't know what to do if a crit 100 got deleted...would probably like just take away to bonus success or something.
>>36713251Dieing is half the fun.Besides, you never know when the dice will go crazy and put us 10x further ahead than our wildest dreams.We kinda have to play to completion.
Rolled 36, 57, 56, 78, 91 = 318 (5d100)>>36713334No one gonna bother with hero details?...of course your gonna leave all the hard stuff to me.mfw hero class tie...now how the hell am I gonna hybrid this...fuck.You bastards seem obsessed with making this all so hard for me all of sudden lately.>>36713362Exactly.
>>36713362Hey Godzilla vote commander.>>36713379I'm still voting for Grunhilde, female dwarf.As for story I'm thinking. You already know how hard this will be, give time dam it. If you have thoughts throw them out.
>>36713379>>36713430I vote commander!
>>36713469Thanks man. Now to think of a story about how this dwarf ended up in a war zone with undead allies.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>36713379Class (Rogue Officer)Bonus Leadership Specialty CommandBonus Morale Specialty dissatisfactionTwistedDeviatedActivesTurn: When performed may attempt to turn a unit to your aside.Walk Around: Changes perspectives allows close examination.PassivesChain of Command: Passive bonus to leadership, command, morale, and forces are more likely to listen.anyway still need those heroic details.>The Acidson...I don't know captcha.
>>36713379>>36713362When the Crit 1 for the ranger civ was deleted, it resulted in>Massive population death and some of our best warriors dying and the rest leaving>Actually almsot entirely 3/4 of our population gone>Heroes leaving us>Massive infrastructure damage to our defenses>Us coming under attack under the worst weather conditionsAll of which we could not recover and killed us in about half a threadThe next one was Blackwoods which I am thankful killed us much faster allowing us to play the next civ.I don't know about you, but my definition of fun is not having all my limbs amputated and left marooned in the middle of a desert next to a nest of giant ants. Which is what happens whenever Genie punishes everybody for one persons mistake.The merciful thing to do is to put a bullet in the head and then move on.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>36713555>;)heheh finally figured it out. Thank god for the other heroic stuff finalized. You wouldn't believe how much that shit can intersect, feed into, or even help.Anyway current suggest for adviser isAdviserValeria the Wise (Female)Hero wise...sorta need a last name as well you can getaway with it for the adviser as they aren't classified as nobility.
>>36713379I'm bad with the details at the moment. Okay my idea of how we ended up here isOne day a sizable dwarf mining town broke open a tome of unknown origins. Scouts were sent into the tome and found out what they can. Ended up walking into sleeping undead and when they awoke shit went down. There was fighting and the like. Then the adviser and the commander made a plan to make peace. They would leave this tome and area if they would help them find a place to live. A deal was made and the Katonine with Scourgers set out to find a place. We got the keep, but in was in a warzone ... We should of made a better deal with them. After another try we got the undead to give us temp protection for a few generations. That way we will have a chance in the area and they can keep their tome.>>36713665Last name ... obsidian because her family was one of the few dwarfs in the area that could work this material when it was found long ago.
>>36713501>The ale masters sons follyThe beardlove clan have been master Brewers since the dawn of dwarfdom. Throughout time none have been able to match the distinct shroomy richness, or the dark, dank, cave like aroma that comes from a freshly cracked cask. It was told that from every batch, they must pour a whole cask on to the ground, to keep the dead happy.Generation upon generation passed, all heeding the words, passed down from father to father, until one snot nosed whelp ruined it for everybody and stopped... The greedy bastard... So they came.. For drinks. Apparently the undead have been leaving money for all of the booze the whole time, and hundreds of years ago, somebody forgot to pick it up... Stories get changed.. You know. The undead are super cool, and only wanted booze, and paid hansomly and after collecting a 300 year old bar tab, the newly wealthy dwarven ale masters son and his undead friends set out in search of adventure! This boys greed will be the end of him i say. Mark my words.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>36713783ah the other troops for whom it wasn't stated are human by the way.So you got like human grunts and clerics.
>>36713789Fun thing about this, is that when he inevitably dies, it will have been his fault for going against his father and not pleasing the undead.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>36713823We used Turn for days ... no that would work long term.We made an alliance with these guys >>36689372. We agree to land calms, did some trade of troops and knowledge to seal the deal. Mainly we need someone with better understanding of the dead and got lucky.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>36713783>>36713789Whats with the dwarf unit heroes all of a sudden?Trying to get one to spawn?What about starter?oh...maybe that is suppose to be starter...
>>36713966I hate you to dice.>>36713968Yeah you wanted background info, correct?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>36713994Why dwarf starter hero?Sorta didn't have anything for that...suppose I could accept it with good enough offering of fluff I suppose.
>>36714064I was trying to fit the wants of the other players. Otherwise I don't mind what we get.We can call him Jim Bastion, commander of the unwanted and the dammed. A mix band of unknowns and people of wars fought long ago. They met this man one day who wish to give them meaning once again.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>36714064Dwarves! I can write dwarf fluff almost as good as I can mutaint. I'm working right now, in about 1.5 hours I'll be off. I don't have time to read through the thread. Someone reply to this post with all the info that has been happened out and what we are trying to go for and I'll see about writing fluff good enuf that we might get the dwarf with an extra level under there belt
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>36714196That image...i I like that image an awful lot for protag portrait.Like damn...ahem was slowly figuring out back story. Sorta hard without any name or even the sex to work with.>thomas dsmpop...i don't get it captcha.
can i play too?*bats eyelashes*
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>36715416Okay fuck now that is so bandit it hurts me.Like damn...so damn perfect.Where the hell were all these good pics before...
Pretty easy hero for us.Meet James Hing, a former bandit gone to the side of the law after being betrayed by his old raiding buddies
Rolled 62 (1d100)Alright from what i can tell in regards to hero unit.Is a rogue officer basically a commander turned warlord or EVEN in reverse...Is/once considered noble leader.Somehow recruited a butt tons of dwarves, some elite undead, and bad ass monsters.Which gives me reason to lean commander turned warlord.Only basic units under your command is some grunts and clerics.Is in the constant warring lands that is wargarde the graveyard of empires, Makers of Men, war waging warriors, death dealing, and blood begets blood.Here there are no deserts as all thirst can be quenched with blood.
Rolled 95 (1d100)What is genies opinion on fluff that is adapted to fit this stuff? If it's accepted then here is fluff the the holly order if the knights radiant>Life before death - The Radiant seeks to defend life, always. He never kills unnecessarily, and never risks his own life for frivolous reasons. Living is harder than dying. The Radiant's duty is to live.>Strength before weakness - All men are weak at some time in their lives. The Radiant protects those who are weak, and uses his strength for others. Strength does not make one capable of rule; it makes one capable of service.>Journey before destination - There are always several ways to achieve a goal. Failure is preferable to winning through unjust means. Protecting ten innocents is not worth killing one. In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished.Such is the first oath of the Knights Radiant.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>36715764...man this is gonna be a pain in the fucking ass to figure out.would of been easier of something like arisen ally or achiever was chosen damn it.or fuck even ruler would of made it easier...no name...no sex...no details on appearance.Alright time to do this.and i ain't even gonna go into the damned adviser.
>>36715438>>36715412Isn't there a reward for finding the civ quest op pic? And the better the pic the better the reward?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>36715811eh...delicious.What you trying to earn some knightly troops?May be good but not that good yet.>>36715872There...is.
>>36715764This pic comes to mind. What say you genie?
>>36715886It's just general fluff. Do you think we could get a band of knights radiant that have great buffs to fighting evil?
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>36715811>>36715811I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.I will remember those who have been forgotten.I will unite instead of divide. I will bring men together.I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.
>>36716128>>36715811I don't know if these rolls mean anything if they do I bet it would be cool
>>36716128>>36715811So no one is confused and to prevent anyone from crying foul later the knits radiant are from the stormlight archive books.Fitting enuf for this thread the first book is called "the way of kings" If genie is ok with ideas and consents being pulled from outside works and adapted for the sake of fluff then I got some DAM good fluff for you.
Would these guys be interesting in this setting? We could have them instead of orcs. The koloss are a pretty interesting concept
>>36716462God dam it forgot pic
>>36716462>>36716470Or what about iron inquisitors? There cool looking
>>36715886Cool art for dr. Dread... Just a bit late.
>>36716876Cool art for future events
>>36716964Maybe semi related
>>36717409Even less related
>>36715412Maybe it likes Thomas better than Jim. The reason for Bastion is I'm using the style of naming for peoples profession. In this case his families "profession" was taking in people, like the bandits in Post Apoc, and making something of them. It's how his blood line made it so far in this mess. They turn what people discarded and made true fighters out of them. Helped them find their way in this land bathe in blood. >>36715820Alright so we still need a name then.I vote Thomas Bastion. For looks, sex >>36714196 and detail a mix of above as well as from >>36714196.
>>36719965... huh I guess adding into this the undead were some of the people in the past saved by them. They came back from the dead at the cost of tainting the land. Seeing the this land is already in a bad spot they viewed it an okay cost. Although there are new dead in the ranks a good chuck of the old ones still remain.The Katonine monsters saw our deeds and with some luck we swayed them to join us for a time. At the cost of some people taking care of their needs from time to time. If they view us people they can truly live with they may stay longer. The Dwarves are the hard ones ... Maybe they're the reason we went rogue. We wanted to make something under our own power or for love of a lady. We needed to earn the respect of her father, the leader of a grand mountain fortress. So we made our calm in this bloody land and held it for some time. Well fighting we made friends of Dwarven Alchemists who wanted the chance to study the undead. They tried for the Katonine, but they were having none of that. The troopers were some people we help lost in the this land. To repay our kindness a few stayed and turned out they knew the alchemists.Once that was done we headed back to our lover in the mountains. The father not to happy with us, a human, marring his daughter made us agree to having his men watch over us. That's how the sappers and shooters came to us. The daughter's friend a runesmith wish to join her in this land, mainly for the chance at new ideas for crafting. That's what I got so far. Thoughts and ideas?
>>36720493I have an ideaFor eons this land has known not but war and death. Fathers and avenging sons, greedy kings and wayward warriors. All fighting to clam the prize this land holds. For the one who wins this land wins with it the well of ascension. When bathed in the well you become unto a god. The fight for this prize is not an easy one, not only must you fight all those that want it's power but also the dark creature the claimed the power last. But you are different. You the professed hero of ages. Not only do you match all legions of this lands savior but have an ability to rule and command like none other. Men and monster alike follow you with such dedication that not even death can stop there loyalty. (What do you guys think?)
>>36721240That would be a great opener.
>>36721620Thanks, it also gives us a great end goal. We win the land and the well. With god like power we turn this war torn wasteland of blood and bone in to a lush home where life can thrive.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>36721240So...wait legendary general?>mfw i actually had material for thatCome to think of it would explain a lot...>>36719965hm....as nobility you could go wayback, but considering your area is wargarde they have the least stable nobility.
>>36723495Legendary general. Religious savior. Loyalty beyond death. (TFW genie likes my idea)
>>36723495That's way I'm throwing the idea out that we went rogue for love or as a way to make our own mark on the world. It will allow for a long line of nobility, but give reason why we would leave it behind or not have all the back up behind it. Then there's just our dad was a dick and kick us out. We will show him what power we have and come back badass.
>>36723665>>36723390>>36722025>>36721240I like this idea best. Glory to the hero of ages the will be god
Rolled 36 (1d100)Well uhm...with the um legendary general spill...that really does change things.Not sure how I can do that and the test at the same time...hm...didn't think I would ever have to dredge up this old materials. Crap hope i still have it in the first place....
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>36721240Hm you ARE aware that the undead under you are like PRETTY fucking evil right?>>36724408>>36725287Yes could work...the old in setting mythos i had for this particular individual allows for much breathing room between those who wear earn the title.Some are heroes.Other are villains.Some became champions for kings or peoples.While others used it forge their own Empires.The one who is known throughout the Wargarde is the mythic figure known as simply as The Legendary General(which is the rough translation for everyone there).He(or even a She) who appears every once in awhile sometimes very similar to the previous or vastly different.Each and every one however has been noted for their mastery of warfare.Anything more then that however is can be different. Whether they are a fearsome overlord, a warrior without peer, or anything else really. The one thing that ALL those who were known as THEE Legendary General is they ALL shared the mastery of war.Besides that they could vary a LOT.Little is known about them, what they do, who they are, or even why/how the appear. The only thing known as that when one appears(whether legit or not) WAR always follows. Whether the war was there to begin with who knows?It is said that so long as The Legendary Generals exists in spirit or actual being Wargarde will remain free but so to will it remain entrenched in constant warfare that is its namesake.Holy crap i didn't think I would still have these old notes...
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>36725478According to previous chosen material your Legendary General is akin to either the Overlord archtype or the Champion Commander.Thanks to your votes in regards to wanting to be the 'good guy' I will say this.You are the the Championing Commander type Legendary General. Your predecessor was an Overlord type. The only evidence you have of this is the Scourges who apparently served your predecessor. They know a bit about him.
>>36725606Who says an overlord can't be good to his people? Even if they are forced to work from time to time. Good health care, good food and little to complain about is worth the price.
>>36725478Just because there undead and evil dose not mean that they can't be pragmatic
Rolled 9, 13, 89, 39, 57 = 207 (5d100)>>36725750sounded like anons were more wanting the heroic route.>>36725944Of course it doesn't I am just giving you a heads up. Their very PRESENCE is noxious to life itself.....how to do civ and war mode...I ain't really got around to figure out the war related stuff...Oh beginning to sweat profusely...
>>36726054Use food faster, constant war production. Stuff like that I'm guessing
Rolled 85, 87, 80, 91, 57 = 400 (5d100)>>36726274I am thinking free war action not entirely sure if that will work as a good enough fix though...
Rolled 33, 24, 86, 5, 3, 59, 69, 5, 34, 82, 65, 56, 51, 47, 68, 93, 83, 84, 56, 92, 73, 22, 37, 15, 12 = 1254 (25d100)>>36726304That might work. Say, should I be hoping for high or low rolls when you roll 5d100?
Rolled 51, 35, 78, 50, 27, 74, 3, 88, 48, 86, 57, 38, 88, 97, 41, 62, 18, 25, 67, 90, 55, 33, 10, 70, 64 = 1355 (25d100)>>36726976I think your rolling wrong
>>36726054One turn civ next turn war or something like 3 civ 2 war is my thoughts.
Rolled 1, 49, 58, 69, 4, 18, 93, 48, 70, 10, 43, 96, 19, 64, 65, 28, 42, 8, 73, 47, 1, 78, 60, 41, 96 + 100 = 1281 (25d100 + 100)>>36727230Have them be the same turn. War action civ action
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>36726976>>36727098>>36727346What are you doing?
Rolled 60, 101, 801, 41, 274, 541, 914, 429, 485, 871, 254, 536, 384, 569, 436, 21, 514, 139, 819, 473, 426, 236, 181, 171, 481 = 10157 (25d1000)>>36727369Rolling the roll of rolls
>>36726054Why not become a fallen hero? If our predecessor had power ... who's to say later we don't get corrupted by it. After all evil always finds a way.>>36726054Well let us know when you have it down or want some thoughts on it.
Rolled 737733720802, 12143378146, 820221566596, 810797895305, 354524277151, 333726037294, 127593210899, 4784030375, 437966453843, 4118194338, 68486839999, 192684015725, 302702920512, 248098443263, 713623341173, 88866925799, 982657770627, 874597774353, 190222445410, 342788303737, 549633873161, 673444925808, 344681383577, 500396492426, 862712571398 = 10579206791717 (25d1000000000000)>>36727805But are the hope for the land if better day future. We need to be good happy.
Rolled 49, 9, 28, 34, 39 = 159 (5d100)Alright its gonna be a bit of hybrid....there will be civ and actual quest elements. You will be limited to one protag. An adviser will be available for questioning, advice, council, ect.dice are for...reasons.
>>36728486Sounds good.>>36727966We can be good to our people and go full evil on the enemy.
Rolled 31, 59, 16, 45, 59 = 210 (5d100)>>36727805You may end up getting corrupted it HAS happened to those better then you.Corruption is a big thing that comes in many many flavors.Can I get name and sex for your potential candidate for Legendary General?(fluff wise its due to your knowledge of war from this world that you can potentially adapt if used right you'll be a real bastard will serve as the power behind your claim)>>36728532Would be good if you were full warlord who later prestige into Overlord.Overlords are one of the few beings who receive easy respect from the monsters. supposedly there are ways to learn their secrets to unlock them...but well the sources. Are best left alone.
Rolled 13, 57, 31, 23, 22 = 146 (5d100)>>36728621currently your class is rogue officer. You got chosen by some Scourges as candidate for next Legendary General according to them the previous one was an Overlord....still working on the rest o it.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>36728679Class (Rogue Officer)NAME undecidedSex UndecidedAppearance Undecided but there are a few good pics floating around.TraitsBonus Leadership Specialty CommandBonus Morale Specialty UnityFree War ActionTwistedDeviatedAbilities:ActivesTurn: When performed may attempt to turn a unit to your aside.PassivesChain of Command: Passive bonus to leadership, command, morale, and forces are more likely to listen.The following are your heroic shit. I will be figuring out the rest of it shortly(sorta).
>>36728621Thomas J. Bastion, male. Unless people have some other name they want to throw out for a vote.>>36728621I'm guessing the bonuses work better for it?
>>36728756Kaladin Stormblessed (kal for short)
>>36723495Amazing Martial(you are amazing at it)Below Average Mental(WEE SWORDS, SPEARS, AND MOAR wut books)Weak Magic(if only you were less then keen on your studies)Very Stealth(Despite your upbringing your quite light on your feet and stealthy)Very Good Charisma(befitting of one such as your self)MartialExcellent FoundationBest BasicsHave access to two different styles you may choose 2 the following.>Domination Dueling>Scourge Style>Monstrous Monk>Dreaded Dwarven Discipline >Wary WarriorYou gained Noble Dueling Arts for free.Choose 2 magic styles or types your terrible at.Choose 1 line of study that is your weakness.Choose 2 of the following that.>Silent Stalker>Awesome Ambusher>Infiltration>Mask Master>Hidden OneChoose two of the following>Pressing Presence>Silver Tongued Devil>Hotness>Cool Head>Master Major
I wonder what weapon load out we should use? I'm a fan of sword and shield my self.>>36729208... I know I shouldn't pick scourge, but I want to.>Wary WarriorWe are a good fighter, but we know to be careful.Body magic for better recovery and something dealing with auras.Enchantment, not we are the best builders.>Awesome Ambusher & Hidden One>Pressing Presence & Cool Head
>>36729208The like of study that is our weakness>sexHow is baby made?
Rolled 31, 92, 59, 29, 16 = 227 (5d100)>>36729443oh god this will only lead to hilarity.Must approve of choice anon.
>>36729725I will back it.
>>36729208>Domination Dueling>Dreaded Dwarven DisciplineTerrible magic: hippiemancy & shockamancyWeakest line of study: diplomacyAwesome Ambusher, Hidden OnePressing presence, Hotness
>>36729443YES! Someone will try to tempt out hero using sex and our hero will be like"I don't understand, why are you taking your clothes off?"
>>36730321Never mind this, voting for bad at sex instead.
>>36730321We need diplomacy to got others to join us! Bad idea anon
>>36730355... HAHA, The idea of them saying "I need an adult" from that is killing me.
>>36729443I like the idea of him asking one of his advisers "Sazid, where do babies come from?"
Only a few more posts until the bump limit, how close are we to playing those dwarves?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36729443This is officially locked.Your study of weakness is decided.Everything else remains however.
>>36731395Woo! The future godking dose not know where babies comes from
>>36731414Who needs too?We'll BUILD a baby instead!
>>36729208Bad at conjuration and alteration magicWary warriorDomination duelingInfiltrationAwesome ambusher Silver tung devilCool head
>>36731570I like most of these, but I what Pressing Presence for keeping monsters at bay or intimidating the enemy. Then there's going into a room of people and keeping them all in check with our presence alone.
>>36731570>>36731746I'll second pressing presence and cool head
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>36731746>>36732369>>36731570Vote.
>>36729429current votes3 wary warrior1 scourge3 domination1 dreaded1 body magic and enchantment1 conjuration and alteration3 awesome ambusher1 hidden one2 infiltration3 pressing presence1 hotness2 silver tongued4 cool head
>>36733561I thought with these fine people backing >>36731746, >>36732369, >>36733230 that would give all but sliver tug devil a plus 4 from here >>36731570.Granted I would like to have body for healing/buffs and alteration for the utility spells as a compromise. Dam magic and it's huge list of uses.
>>36733561Warrior DominationConjuration AlterationInfiltration AmbusherCool headPresence(Pic unrelated... Or is it?)
Not sure if I should archive this thread.Maybe as "Dwarf Civ Alpha"?
Rolled 188 (1d1000)>>36733898Might as well. Could be us full.When was the last time it took this long to get a civ thread going?
>>36733879Lol.I'm wondering what we would use conjuration for. If it's weak I guess we could get a back up weapon with it. I just would rather have the small recovery or buff from body.
>>36733922I think HAX and I agree on going through with the archive as well.Also sorry if people didn't want to image spam. I had a lot built up for a fantasy game and thought it would help.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>36733879Domination and Wary warrior style clearly win.magic is still undecided.awesome ambusher clearly wins. Still another slot open.Cool head wins. Still another slot open.
>>36734327305 posts, only halfway through chargen!Vote for whatever brings us closer to consensus.
>>36734364>Infiltration & PresenceI believe are them and then magic.>>36733561
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>36734364You have to go check. The only ones that won were those that had clear majority.btw according to your current build you are an absolute MONSTER in duels.God help the sorry bastard who ever fights you one on one in a duel.Like seriously you WRECK people's shit in one on one so fucking hard.
>>36734401Our magic should totally be finding and singling out enemy heroes in battle
Rolled 824 (1d1000)>>36734401We challenge EVERYONE to a one on one duel. Every enemy general or king. If they win they get everything we have, if we win we get every thing they have
>>36734503. . .that's actually a good idea.How many times have we always had to deal with enemy heroes we couldn't find supported by their horde?
New thread when?
>>36734503We will need something to detect power, auras or >>36734515 just throw challenges everywhere.
Rolled 544 (1d1000)>>36734539Sweet mother of tit fucking. This so hard
>>36734541As soon as char gen is done. Will do a bit now, little tomorrow(kinda have game to do), and definitely on this Sunday.btw still lacking hero details...
Rolled 22 (1d1000)>>36734401So... We are Guts?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>36734617>>36734627We look just like Guts
>>36734617How can we give details to somebody that has 30 different traits and abilitys we don't understand?I love to write fluff.. But unless somebody gives me a single concise post with all of the data we have agreed upon already I cannot. It's too spread out and I don't fully understand it all
Rolled 732 (1d1000)>>36734617We look like this
>>36734710I think it's about the name and sex. We got male, but not name from what I can tell.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>36734627>>36734639but Guts knows what sex is...>>36734747Pretty much. I can work with that...sorta.Still gonna wait a little while for a few more votes.
>>36734773What about "Eland Venture" for the name?
Rolled 613 (1d1000)>>36734773(What if he didn't? And had no idea what was going on)
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>36734364>>36734385Alright so infiltration and Presence WINS!Now how about them character details before i start begging on my hands and knees?>>36734803Guts knows what it is unlike this guy...
>>36734773I'm never giving up hope for Sir Bastion, but all I got is hope.>>36734803O god that thought makes me feed odd.
>>36734503>>36734515>>36734539I'm also backing enemy hero challenging magic
>>36734773he could be "man ish" >accidental castration >forced castration(eunuch)>bad parents(pic related)>childhood trauma>retardation (sevant)Take your pick, all could leave this hero clueless about sexuality.
>>36734870I'm as well, but how do we detect them? It will be weak magic after all. If we can think of the right combo we can boost our searching power.>>36734902Classic movie.
>>36734902I like to think that everyone was so buzzy teaching him about war that they forgot to tell him anything about sex, and he was so dedicated to his training that he ignored his sex drive
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>36734902No castration, it's funnyer if he is fully functional and very well endowed. Like his armor needs to be modified to make room for all of it endowed
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>36735122Dubs in post and roll. Our guy has the balls of a bull and cock of a horse
>>36735069At the risk of sounding 4chan, that could totally fit into the autism spectrum. He likely wouldn't feel as much pain as the next guy, obsessing over things to the extreme is common, and if he has sociopathic tendencys that were let to run wild and encouraged for years (his ability to wage war) it could be a genie like combo of stacks on the level of crack noob.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>36735122>>36735139Ha! That would be fun
>>36734818Alright how about this...any pic for what you want the MC to look like?I'll wait on the name...
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>36735174That works. And with a horsecock
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>36735199He looks like this.And with a horse cock
>>36735069Eh...something like that.dude was REALLY into fighting and leading to such a degree everything else suffered.Despite being of nobility and the talent for magic that it usually entails he decided leading hunts and beating the ever living shit of people was much better.Despite being reasonably a noble who could afford studies he didn't much have the patience for it...Suffice to say it didn't take long for his family to ship him off to the army and as a noble born the troops never bothered to inform him of uh...certain matters.They just figured he was really uptight or a prude with a bad sense of humor on that sorta thing...while he was actually legit clue less.
>>36735200That is a thing too.... That and retard strength. I seen a but naked 13 year old autistic kid knock out a cop with a gnarly up kick one time...
>>36735199I'm amazed you didn't take the portrait you liked a lot.>>36714196
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>36735288eh probably will doesn't hurt to check though anon.If i do take it will earn you a free fate point.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>36735250Godzilla, why do you watch naked retards fight?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>36735369Ffffff...FREE FATE POINT! Good god this civ is getting the silver spoon treatment. (TFW it is killed be deleted 1)
>>36735369Fair.Now that is bribing and I like it.>>36735429Well that's way we have the fate point. Only use it for those moments or to get something worth it.
Rolled 64, 98, 80, 5, 80 = 327 (5d100)>>36735429...fate point can be used to nullify that actually.Anything else?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>36735448True. But I'm the kind of sadistic fuck who would delete a crit 1 just so I could use your tears as lube as I watch genie fuck you up that ass.Just like when I did it to blackwoods(That's a lie, I didn't do that)(Or did I)
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>36735464Can we give our guy a horse cock?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>36735504Is there really room for a horse cock in all this?
>>36735464What magic we going with or Is it just detection? >>36735493We rolled a 100 on something like that once and kill an enemy thru sexy time. Plus we main it thru that mess, it was the madness that killed us.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>36735525There is always room for horse cock
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>36735536Is that where the rape train came from?
>>36735561I have no clue, wasn't there for it. It was when we had to fight some abominations and had luck with plant based heroes.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>36735504Erhm...I'll leave that up to the dice.>>36735536According to consensus your shittiest magic is the following two.ConjurationAlterationYou especially suck at these two types of magic.Guess besides that is everything now to write shit up...
>>36735779Fuck i always suck at writing beginnings...
>>36735779So we have the others to work with? I feel sad if I miss understood that. I guess it was because of the weak magic that I thought we just had two magic to use.
>>36735875Everything else yes. You just suck the most at those two.
>>36735857any info in regards to adviser unit?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>36735857This post should help >>36721240Also with a horsecock
>>36735921Cool. Then we can focus on healing and tracking of leaders.>>36735929She's a royal assassin who will back talk us if we start shit.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>36735929This is fantisy the adviser needs to be a centaur chick. She could even be our guys mount in battle.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>36735960Sweet fuck yes. Our battle mount is also our adviser! And when fighting she can help to!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>36735957>>36735960>>36735982Can we somehow combine these?
>>36735999You linked to 3 postYou rolled a 3You post has trips3+3+3=9Your trip was 3 9sYes. The laws of causality demand it
>>36736032The fate is sealed
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>36735960>>36735982....its an ADVISER unit. You know they tend to be rather nerdy, book lovers, and awfully weak on combat...I dont even want to know how the hell a centaur assassin works much less one you ride into battle and is also an adviser unit...Current name for Adviser Unit is Valeria the Wise.>>36736032aww...damn it anon I would of missed all of that.
Rolled 222 (1d1000)>>36736049>>36735960>>36735999>>36736032>>36735957I would sell my last leg to make pic related our adviser.
>>36736070She dose not need to fight. She can help strategies as you ride her and survey the battle
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>36736032...there is so SO much I have to figure out how to explain.And its all so very very hard to...
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>36736070>>36736092Ya having her not fight would be best.That what her battle born and lived sister is for
All these doubles and triples is making me laugh.>>36736098Unlike our protagonist sex drive.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>36736098I'm sorry that I pointed that out. Do odd things like that count as Crits?>>36736115One advises the other is a battle mount. I like this, can they be twins?
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>36736143YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES! Twins!
>>36736098You could just make centaurs in this setting over powered. So even the bookish nerdiest centaur is a might force on the battle ground.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>36736143This idea. I like this idea. (That battle mount is the closest our guy will get to "riding" a girl)
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>36736143Twin centaur girls. One is bookish and nerdy and the other brash and strong. I have never wanted any thing sexually more than this
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>36736214Rolled a 1 Only 1 centaur then.I'll go cry and jack off somewhere
>>36736220You rolled a 20Your post ended in 20There is hope yet
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>36736098TFW I FINDZ LOOPHOLE.WOOT.I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT NOW!...wait still doesn't cover all that other stuff.Aww.>>36736133He has one its just he has no IDEA what to do with it. So instead he channels it into stuff like killing things.When he gets a woody upon looking at women makes him very confused...like why does it do this? Why wont it go down easily? Why does he get funny thoughts sometimes?What does he do?A. Fight something. orB. Train.>>36736143AH...wait THATS IT!Oh god this is gonna be funnies..."Hey wait aren't you an assassin?""Who ever heard of a centaur assassin?""EXACTLY!""...you sorta did walk into that one Sis.""...shut up.""To inform you no she isn't and actually that is George who is responsible he's a dick.""Wait how are you two sisters when you look so different I mean one is a centaur and the other is...""...""...""Ever heard of bards?""Oh...I don't get it aren't they performers.""Oh god you weren't kidding Sis how doesn't he get it?""...don't even get me started. Should of been there the time i tried to explain what a whore was.""Oh what?""...I still haven't convinced him yet that they aren't actually ladies.""Oh...oh wow puwwnehehehen that is fucking hilarious.""Why of course their ladies why else would they be called ladies of the night? After all there are ladies of the day so why wouldn't there be a counterpart to them.""PUNNEEnEHnEHHAHAHHH...""See...SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH."Meanwhile in the shadows a figure face palms before realizing she just got a big bloody print on a her face, silently cursing starts to wipe off her hands on a would be now dead spy, afterwards drags the body away.
>>36736258Wait, so there not both centaurs? There moms got some splanin to do
>>36736258Good god I kek edI like to think the centaur is pic related big
>>36736258HahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajajajajajajajajaahajjahahajahaI love all of this.
>>36736328...fuck if the human half is to scale with the horse half then the human parts would be like a giants parts. Here tits would be godlike
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>36736258There you go enjoy your trio of assassin with a adviser whose sister is your centaur mount.Anyway one's name is Valeria the Wise aka your adviser.Her sister Veronica is a Centaur Knight who is specialized in using the bow and lance. After getting set up for an assassination she has been on the run and eventually joined up with her sister.meanwhile in the shadows lurks a certain figure cursing about George. Formerly a 'royal' assassin who was SUPPOSE to kill the knight 'traitor' then...things happened after she caught up and stuck around ever since....for some strange reason ever since pursuit died away and certain individuals suffer 'accidents' or persons are 'caught' like spies or would be assassins...Really quite lucky and has totally has NOTHING to do with the strange shadowy person whose been hanging around lately...>>36736340>>36736328Yeah...expect this to be a regular thing.>>36736323There was a hint in there...
>>36736387By day she is ridden in battle by the MC.By night she is ridden in bed by the royal assassin. Oh hello boner nice to see you here
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>36721240For eons this land has known not but war and death. Fathers and avenging sons, greedy kings and wayward warriors. All fighting to clam the prize this land holds. For the one who wins this land wins with it the well of ascension. When bathed in the well you become unto a god. The fight for this prize is not an easy one, not only must you fight all those that want it's power but also the dark creature the claimed the power last.But you are different. You the professed hero of ages. Not only do you match all legions of this lands savior but have an ability to rule and command like none other. Men and monster alike follow you with such dedication that not even death can stop there loyalty.Supposedly you may even prove to be the next 'Legendary General'. The one who is known throughout the Wargarde is this a mythic figure said to arise during times of all consuming war either that which threatens all of Wargarde...or even something else entirely.Some are heroes.Other were villains.Some became champions for kings or peoples.While others chose to forge their own Empires.He(or even a She) who appears every once in awhile sometimes very similar to the previous or vastly different.Each and every one however has been noted for their mastery of warfare.Anything more then that however is can be different. Whether they are a fearsome overlord, a warrior without peer, or anything else really. The one thing that ALL those who were known as THEE Legendary General is they ALL shared the mastery of war.Besides that they could vary a ton.Little is known about them, what they do, who they are, or even why/how the appear. The only thing known as that when one appears(whether legit or not) WAR always follows. Whether the war was there to begin with who knows?It is said that so long as The Legendary Generals exists in spirit or actual being Wargarde will remain free but so to will it remain entrenched in constant warfare that is its namesake.
>>36736387>>36736328That would boost moral a LOT! Watching Veronica charge into battle the future godking on her back. (Her tit flopping all about)
>>36736448That feel when genie uses the fluff you wrote as part of the opening fluff. I... I need to sit down. This. This is too great an honer for one such as I
>>36736448This is good stuff.What would happen if you rolled a crit on the intro flavor text?
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>36736448Wow. So much allready has gone in to this civ. and it has yet to start. It would suck for it to fail after all this. Could we by chance have a save game option? That way all this work won't go to waist and you can have everything you need to see how fantasy works with the civ structure. You have already given this civ so much, would you be willing to give it this?
>>36736548You rolled 88The post you linked to rolled 2The post you linked to ended in 48You post ended in 48There are 2 484+4= 8Half-life3 confirmed(Save game confirmed? Pleas?)
Rolled 77 (1d100)We are on page 9(I'm on cloud 9)New thread when?
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>36736448Now how do you know you are a candidate for this Mythic figure who hasn't been seen in such a long time?The reason is simple.For you see while you were on the run for being a 'traitor'(see holding true to a promise you made to a worthy adversary) the previous servants of your potential predecessor sought you out.That is how you found this out and also that your predecessor was an apparently evil Overlord. These undead former minions known as Scourges now serve you.During your time attempting to escape from being hunted down and killed by your former allegiances amazingly enough those of whom you fought and slain their commander in honorable battle TOO sought you out. They later saved you along with what remained of your loyal forces after having been trapped and nearly slaughtered.They did NOT forget what you did for them after dueling their leader in a fight to the death and then holding true to the promise of allowing his troops to depart in safety after the long.They were now repaying that mighty debt and have come to serve you as thanks. In that regard their aid greatly replenished your forces. Finally when you were departing your forces while resting from both the long fleeing and the near slaughter then saving were attacked by monsters. Things looked grim...until you made words with some of the monsters.Amazingly enough they joined you despite how poor the seemingly odds were...you were all proven wrong. As that was when suddenly vile undead suddenly appeared flanking the monsters. Even worst those these powerful undead slew quickly rose up to join their killers to fight their former comrades.They along with your forces and the turned monsters took advantage driving them off...that was when the undead leader known as Wuz Vaerog spoke to you about your potential along with joining up with your forces.After resting you took your forces traveling to an old keep with some nearby sorry hovels. Here you remain still for now.
>>36736608This is some bomb ass fluff genie. I love it
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>36736595Soon just finishing some last stuff up before making new thread.Getting fucking late though.>>36736576Damn it anon stop figuring out my system.>>36736548If you must know you actually are gonna be given 4 fate points to use.NOT including heroic sacrifice.>>36736640I got back to my roots anon.Available Troops.Grunts(human). Equipped in light leathers and a basic melee weapon. Strong, tough, but rather dim witted and poorly armored.Clerics(human). Garbed in robes and breastplate with a few weapons and staves among them. They can offer a number of spells as well.Dwarven Runesmiths. A detachment of the mighty runesmiths and their strange magics. Very potent but time consuming.Dwarven Alchemists. Lightly garbed(gotta run when something abut to go boom) but equipp with a number of interesting concoctions. Poor fighters but they do have such interesting tricks...Dwarven Troopers. Typical dwarven troops all garbed in the legendary dwarven steel. All armored heavily wielding thick short blades and shields. Has few other weapons available like spears and axes but not enough to equip all of themselves with it.>Turn 1>>>>>>A. Scavenge for supplies.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Research Magic>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choiceReserves: 2>Pop 400>Military 350>>>>>>>Food: Low>>>>>>>Water: Low>>>>>>>Morale: Average>>>>>>>Medicine: Low>>>>>>>Health: Low>>>>>>>Armaments: Average>>>>>>>Fuel: Poor>>>>>>>Tech level: Barbaric>>>>>>>Reputation: Upstart>>>>>>Infrastructure: Warehouse. Keep. Subsistence Farms. Hovels.>>>>>>Defenses:>>>>>>Beasts:>>>>>>Power: Windmill>>>>>>Weapons: Reserves.>>>>>>armor: Hides. Metal(limited)>>>>>>communications: Word of Mouth.>>>>>Technology: Tanning. Drill Mastery.
Rolled 59 (1d100)RESEARCH TECH
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>36736692Our pop is 400. Wow That's low. Let's hope mc dose not ask where baby's come from. Let's save it for the last question he asked his adviser in the ending fluff
>>36736692Wait. That's a part of your system. The taking of dice rolls and post number and finding odd connections? Sweet
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>36736692Ask advisor about what is known about the surrounding area
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>36736692Dwarven Sappers: Just as dwarves are noted for their mighty bastions of awe inspiring fortifications these cheeky cunts are devoted to wrecking it all as only a dwarf could.Dwarven Shooters: Equipped in lighter steel rainments they are noted for their deadly aim of their crossbows and when the enemy closes in on them mighty strange devices that belch fire, smoke, and metal before engaging with pikes.Foxy Katonines(monster) a group of monsters led by Falon who were persuaded to work with you. Its worth noting that they all have many lives and for each life they lose they get even stronger. One can determine this by how many tails they possess. For each tail they have they have lost a single life. Eventually though they DO die when they use them all up.These ones are special even among their kind for their trickery, magic, and cunning.Scourges(Undead): Elite special undead who are rare, powerful, and very old.Are noted for their ability that upon slaying something they will later rise up joining them, their foul touch that spreads necrosis to the living, and the necrotic plague they carry which infuses their surroundings with necromantic energy both empowering the undead and harming the living.led by Wuz Vaerog and their equipment leaves much to be desired as they appear to be rotting garments, corroded armor, and rusted weapons. Until that is you realize their gear is actually quite corrupted powerfully...>>36736692Fuck forgot to mess with pop.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>36736773Fuck its really late...desire to crash intensifies.sorry anons I can't keep awake.New thread can obviously be clipped from all this information and the starter pic being the one i liked for MC.Will stay up bit longer till sleeping drugs kick in.>Turn 1>>>>>>A. Scavenge for supplies.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Research Magic>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choiceReserves: 2Currency: 1>Pop 1076>Military 876>>>>>>>Food: Low>>>>>>>Water: Low>>>>>>>Morale: Average>>>>>>>Medicine: Low>>>>>>>Health: Low>>>>>>>Armaments: Average>>>>>>>Fuel: Poor>>>>>>>Tech level: Barbaric>>>>>>>Reputation: ->>>>>>Infrastructure: Warehouse. Keep. Subsistence Farms. Hovels.>>>>>>Defenses:>>>>>>Beasts:>>>>>>Power: Windmill>>>>>>Weapons: Reserves.>>>>>>armor: Hides. Metal(limited)>>>>>>communications: Word of Mouth.>>>>>Technology: Tanning. Drill Mastery. Crude Farming.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>36736811Okay so obviously still need to post stuff relating to the other officers.Adviser stuff...Anything else i be missing that has info you guys need'want?
>>36736811How manny hero units do we have? We have a lot of fluffed characters but are they hero? How big are the centaurs tits?
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>36736833Size of centaur tits?Dose mc have the horsecock?Both are mostly for silly fluff but damit I want to know
>>36736833I'm good for now. I sleep now as well
See everyone later. ALSO, someone got starting the thread tomorrow and if so what time?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>36736833Ahem best offer some info before I forgets.Obviously you know the dwarves must REALLY appreciated what you did for them considering they GAVE you RUNESMITHS, Alchemists, and even SAPPERS.Along with an escort for these rare and highly valuable/sought forces(see troops and shooters).>>36736773Sappers are equipped in the tools of their trade.force number wise its the followinggrunts 250Clerics 150Runesmiths 50Alchemists 50Troopers 150Shooters 150Monsters 16Undead 60>>36736844>>36736863large obviously but NOT cow level.Your currently limited to 1 hero unit(mc) but you DO have a number of potential candidates who can eventually be promoted into one.>>36736863Considering I actually rolled for that let me see here...Your guy is packing some serous heat. Not quite that level yet but he is still young.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>36736899>>36736863As in god damn it can't believe I am gonna say...pretty much. Let me just put it this way human women would consider it bit too much(I am talking porn star tier cock at least so he is getting there).
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>36736917I am actually ashamed I actually rolled for that...but i pretty much roll for everything.about large/very big sized.fucking dice pretty much agreed...
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>36736811With new thread don't forget to include the bit of banter and some other assorted info that may be of use.The bit of banter sorta gives an example of things and the rough tone when it comes to a certain topic...Now i shall crash see you in the morning and until my other game starts. So expect my posting to be hazardous at best tomorrow but should be good on Sunday.