Archive Links: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36645459/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36645459/You are in a romantic and - potentially - sexual relationship with your teacher, Rebecca West. You've been on one date with her, and very nearly fucked her, but then the mood got killed and you didn't quite manage to do it. Then, frustrated, you went home and jerked off in the shower a couple times to work it out.You're at school again, working smoothly and easily through a class load that leaves lots of others struggling. The teacher's going around the room helping people who haven't finished yet while you tap your pen on the table, bored.This is the class you share with Lily. She's a shy little waif of a girl, and she tried to ask you out yesterday. You had to turn her down, though - you're not the kind of guy to have more than one girlfriend - and you did it in a way that made it look like you were just coming up with an excuse to get rid of her. You're sure it didn't exactly do wonders for her self esteem.When class ends, you're practically the first out - it's not like you have anything to ask the teacher - and you notice Ms. West in the hall, leaning against a wall, reading something. She glances up at you, meeting your eyes for a long moment before turning her attention back to her book, her finger curling up before tapping against the cover. Her gaze flickers back up to you again, and she jerks her head slightly.>Go talk to Ms. West, she clearly wants you for something.>Let her wait a little, she did worse to you yesterday. Try to see if Lily wants to hang out sometime, just as friends.>Ignore her. Even if she wants you for something, it's not an appropriate time or place.>Write-in.
>>36663875>>Go talk to Ms. West, she clearly wants you for something.No need to be spiteful.
>>36663875>Let her wait a little, she did worse to you yesterday. Try to see if Lily wants to hang out sometime, just as friends.
>>36663962>Let her wait a little, she did worse to you yesterday. Try to see if Lily wants to hang out sometime, just as friends.Because firstly, this isn't a good time or place. Secondly, she's being too oblique. Thirdly, Lily's probably in a bad way, and it never hurts to be friendly to people.
>>36663875>>Go talk to Ms. West, she clearly wants you for something.We can rescue lily later today.
>Ignore her. Even if she wants you for something, it's not an appropriate time or place.We're at school, no messing around here
>>36664001Meant to link >>36663875Because I am a retard sometimes.
>>36664001Good point.Deleting >>36663961>>36663875>Let her wait a little, she did worse to you yesterday. Try to see if Lily wants to hang out sometime, just as friends.
Talk to her:>>36663917>>36664009Talk to Lily:>>36663962>>36664001>>36664062>>36664068Ignore her:>>36664011
This completely isn't the time. You turn your attention away from her, instead watching the other students shuffle out of class. Lily emerges shortly, long hair falling around her face as she stares at her feet, books clutched close to her chest. You move to speak to her. "Lily, right?"She stops, her eyes slowly turning up to you, then her lips quirk and she breaks off her look. "S-sorry for bothering you yesterday, Lucas. You could obviously do better than me. I don't know what I was thinking. Thanks for letting me down easily.""No, I really did- I had a date with that girl just last night. I'm sorry. Bad timing on your part, is all."She looks up at you, but she clearly doesn't really believe you. "D-did this date go well?"You wag your hand in a 'so-so' motion. "Could've gone better," you admit, but by the sudden look of hope in her eyes, you know what she's thinking. "I'll probably be seeing her again soon.""Oh," Lily says, her attention turning back to the ground."But, look, maybe we could hang out some time? Just as friends? I really don't want you to think I'm just jerking you around with this. Hand to God, it was just bad timing.""U-um, okay," Lily finally says, her attention turning from you. "I have to get to my next class," she adds as she shuffles off, clearly awkward.>Speaking of next classes... you should probably get to yours.>Go see what Ms. West wants.>Write-in.
>>36664245>>Go see what Ms. West wants.
>>36664245>Speaking of next classes... you should probably get to yours.We probably shouldn't interact with West anymore than we need to while at school.
Soooooo.... we're the teacher's "Pet"?
>>36664245>>Speaking of next classes... you should probably get to yours.Let her stew for a while
>>36664245>Go see what Ms. West wants.
>>36664291I sure wouldn't mind
Let her stew:>>36664285>>36664300Yes, mistress?>>36664258>>36664307>>36664309>>36664315>>36664382
>>36664245Go see what the teacher wants.
You head over to Ms. West, who's still pretending to read her book, though she's not doing as good a job as she was earlier. You lean against the wall next to her, nonchalantly opening your backpack as if looking for something. "You wanted something?" You ask, quietly."What were you talking to that girl about?" There's just a hint of jealousy in her voice."Stuff," you say, dismissive. "Asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime. In a non-romantic way."Ms. West looks you over as best she can without moving her face, and you just keep shuffling through your backpack. "Fine. That wasn't what I wanted to talk to you about. I wanted to make sure you hadn't mentioned our... anything about what happened yesterday, or anything related to it, to anyone.""I'm not stupid," you say, with a small bit of irritation."No, but you are young," Ms. West says. "Don't forget, I could lose my license if we get caught together, so keep it *quiet*, understand?""I understand."There's a pause, and you start to think the conversation might be over, when she speaks again. "Let's do something again. Soon. At my place, so we don't run into the... problems of last night."You quirk an eyebrow. "I thought you wanted to go slow.""Can't a woman change her mind? To be honest, I was as..." she pauses, looking for a word. "Disappointed, about last night, as I'm sure you were. Get something for us to do, though, would you?">Agree. After school, grab [Write-in] and take it with you when you head to her place.>Tell her that she really shouldn't be asking you for this during school hours, she could get caught.>Apologize and tell her you were planning on hanging out with Lily tonight.>Write-in.
>>36664562>>Apologize and tell her you were planning on hanging out with Lily tonight.payback for blueballing us you bitch
>>36664562>Tell her that she really shouldn't be asking you for this during school hours, she could get caught.>But agree to meet her at her place after school.
>>36664562>Write-in."Honestly Miss, you shouldn't set dates for my catch-up lessons and then cancelling like that anyway."Make motions to talk about this later out of school. Maybe over a phone call.
>>36664562>Agree. After school, grab [Write-in] and take it with you when you head to her place.Pizza and movie?
>>36664562Agree. After school, grab a shitload of condoms. and take it
>>36664562>Apologize and tell her you were planning on hanging out with Lily tonight.
>>36664562>Tell her that she really shouldn't be asking you for this during school hours, she could get caught.
>>36664562tell her you'll be busy for a little while, so you can't join her before lunchguess we can bring her a movie and a box of condoms
>>36664635>>36664636combine these two
>>36664635+1 for this>all these other spiteful answers by postersJesus christ
>>36664648Adding to this- if we do work something out then Pizza, Movie, and Condoms is a good plan.
Go to the store. Get:-> Two steaks-> Aliens (1986)-> A roll of duct tape-> A box of condoms
>>36664562>Agree. After school, grab pizza and a movie and take it with you when you head to her place.We can hang out with Lily during lunch today, or after school tomorrow.
>>36664682>>36664626>>36664562These two seem good.
>>36664705>A roll of duct tape
>>36664705>-> A roll of duct tape"You've blueballed me for the last time!
>>36664722Duct tape can be a fall-back.
Reminder guys:>"Oh, I'm horrible," she says in between blasting away. "Very small palate. Fast food, pizza, peanut butter sandwiches... college life screwed up my taste even further, and I was already annoying to my parents as a teen. I don't even like chocolate."
>>36664722>>36664728>>36664733...What? Our dad ran out and wanted us to pick up some more, we just half-forgot because blueballs.Completely innocent, I swear
>>36664562Agree. After school, grab some movies, a paddle, and rope and take it with you. Also a college textbook, in case someone asks why we're going to our teacher's house after hours when our grades are fine.The 'don't discuss it at school' conversation can wait 'till we're at her house.
Sorry, I'm busy tonight:>>36664616>>36664644Pizza/movie/condoms:>>36664635>>36664636>>36664654>>36664657>>36664667Let's talk about this later, hmm?>>36664622>>36664626>>36664668>>36664702>>36664719>>36664648>>36664682>>36664702>>36664719
>>36664722It's for us, you perv.
"Not during school," you hiss, zipping up your backpack and walking off. "After," you add as you pass by her, heading to your next class. The rest of the day, you're distracted by the thought of Ms. West, but you're such a good student nobody much notices.When school does end, you call her up on your cell, already walking home, planning to go to her place afterward. "Rebecca," you say, after making sure that no one is listening in on you. "Is that offer still valid? I can put together something if it is.""It is," Rebecca says, her voice sultry. "Dinner, six? You pick what we eat and get it here?" She pauses. "If you can make some excuse with your parents, you can stay all night..." she trails off, suggestively, and you swallow, your trousers tenting suddenly. "I won't mind." Jesus Christ you hope she's not fucking with you.Unfortunately, your parents don't buy the excuse you try to sell them - a slumber party one of your friends invited you to (one of the ones who would bullshit for you, naturally) - so it looks like you're going to have to face up against your normal curfew. Still. That's hours away, 10 PM. Plenty of time to get most everything done. You grab a copy of Alien, stuffing it in your jacket, and make sure to put a few condoms in your wallet, before heading over to Ms. West's apartment building.She greets you, standing in the doorway, having switched to a very attractive dark red dress that clings to her body in all the right ways and cuts just right around her cleavage. You barely stop your jaw from dropping. "The food?" She asks."I was, ah, planning on ordering pizza? I'll pay." She smiles and lets you in.How do you want to play this?>Cool, calm. Pretend you're not desperate for it, make her take some moves.>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.>Sexual, passionate. Show her how much you want her, physically. You know she wants you too.>Write-in.
>>36664971>>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.
>>36664971>Write inCombine:>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.>Sexual, passionate. Show her how much you want her, physically. You know she wants you too.With the latter coming more into play later on during the night, like a building erection.
>>36664971>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.
>>36664971>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.And ready to turn it up a notch if she looks like she's getting into it
>>36664971>Cool, calm. Pretend you're not desperate for it, make her take some moves.
>>36664971>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.the rest will come naturally
>>36664971>>36665015Sure. And we can be a bit late on the curfew. This is worth it.
>>36665015I'll second this.She obviously wants our D and young, stud body, so pretending otherwise doesn't do anyone a favor.
>>36665015>>36665038Yep. Slow at first, the more she reacts the more we react. If she wants it badly we'll give it to her good and hard.
>>36664971>>36665038 This is about right.
>>36664971>>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.Then when it gets hot>>Sexual, passionate. Show her how much you want her, physically. You know she wants you too.
>>36664971>Romantic, loving. Take it slow, tender, let her see your gentle side. Massages, hugs, cuddles, that sort of thing.If she gets into it turn it up a notch.
>>36664971Calm, loving.Foot massage, hand on the thigh, spooning, head on the lap, stuff like that.But watch the movie too, cause it's the shit.
Beta As Fuck:>>36664988>>36665057>>36665122>>36665148Horny Teenager Mode:>>36665005Alpha As Fuck:>>36665048Ever heard that metaphor of the frog on the frying pan? That's basically how I get in girl's pants.>>36665015>>36665038>>36665053>>36665061>>36665066>>36665071>>36665073>>36665103
Missed >>36665036 and >>36665060 but it doesn't really matter, same winner in the end.Also it should be girls' not girl's in >>36665163.
>>36665163>metaphor of the frog on the frying panThat's not a metaphor. That's true.And it's a pot of boiling water.
fuck, this is up and I can't stay!!! stupid stupid work!have a nice tread guys and be awere that the nerd girl is certanly stalking us!
>>36665305>implying we shouldn't go for a threesome with teacher and nerd girl
Does this remind anyone else of that short yandere quest a while back? It was the one where the girl videotaped the teacher and target having sex.
>>36665305wouldn't it be hilarious if nerd girl's actually dominant in bed and blackmails the two of us into sex?Well, I think it would be anyway...
>>36665384It should because I ran that too.
>>36665344I don't think that'll pan out well, teach was already a tad jealous and suspicious of us talking to her.
>>36665344Entirely possible, especially if we subtly encouraged rumors that we're dating Lily to cover for the fact that we're boinking one of our teachers.It's a long, twisting, uncertain path we're heading down.
>>36665404Well, that would explain it.
>>36665384>>36665404Oh man, can I get a link? I love me yandere girls.
>>36665344That's a sure way to get a bad end.
>>36665476>>36665451Caution of the shitty ending.
Also, when I was looking for it on suptg, I got to see that Teacher's Pet 1 is now officially my highest rated quest. Never change, you merry bunch of pervs.
You decide to start in slow, just being light and fluffy, offering her a massage while the two of you wait for the pizza. The movie offers an excellent opportunity for you to wrap your arm around her, pulling her closer to you, as you watch and eat the pizza. She practically snuggles into your side, and you let your hand wander slowly around, eventually reaching for her butt."I couldn't actually get to stay all night," you whisper during one relatively meaningless scene.Rebecca just smiles and snuggles in tighter, her arm wrapping around you.By the time the movie's reached its halfway point, your lips are attached to her neck, and you've got one hand pawing at her breast through her shirt. She just sits there, eyes lidded, still half-watching the movie, as she quietly enjoys your attentions. You reach for her hand and put it on your crotch, and she gently rubs at your manhood through it. This is it. You're definitely going to score. You are going to fuck your teacher.Somebody's phone rings. With the hand that's not currently in Ms. West's groin, you reach for your phone in your back pocket, but it's not yours. It's hers. She pulls it out of her purse, looking at, a frown appearing on her face. "Work," she says, quickly putting the phone to her ear.All you can think is one single word, running through your head again and again. No. No no no no no.You only catch half the conversation, and it seems like the person on the other end of the line is doing most of the talking. "I need to correct something," she says with a sigh after hanging up. "Today.">You're sure it can wait... just a little while? Enough for some fun times?>She has to be doing this on purpose!>Just a little hummer real quick? Shouldn't take more than five minutes? God, please.>Pretend to be a mature adult about this, but secretly be super sexually frustrated.>Tell her fine, you'll just hang out with Lily.>Write-in.
>>36665540>Pretend to be a mature adult about this, but secretly be super sexually frustrated.
>>36665540>Write-in.Sigh."What's up at work then? Anything I can help with?"
>>36665540>Tell her fine, you'll just hang out with Lily
>>36665540Soon if it can waitOtherwise ditch her ass and visit what's he face
>>36665582>>36665540This.Also, offer to give quick oral to her. Sure there's enough time for that.
>>36665540>Tell her fine, you'll just hang out with Lily.
>>36665540"How long will it take?"
>>36665540>>You're sure it can wait... just a little while? Enough for some fun times?It's actually fascinating, the myriad ways MC is getting blueballed. It's more interesting than just flat out fucking.
>>36665540>Pretend to be a mature adult about this, but secretly be super sexually frustrated.LEFT HAND RULE!
>>36665540Jokingly say"You're doing this in purpose, aren't you?"
>>36665540>Go to her bathroom and jerk it.Probs should archive this as Getting Blueballed Quest.
>>36665600>>36665582I'll agree to these.
>>36665540>Pretend to be a mature adult about this, but secretly be super sexually frustrated.Don't act like a child, most of the time it's a turn off.
>>36665540"later" then you continue, "no" is not an option
>>36665540Have her put a vibe in before she goes, to keep her thinking of us.
Jesus. I can't believe how beta everyone actually is in here.
>>36665600>And my name shall be Anon, Overlord of the Beta way
>>36665582>>36665600I'll second that, no good her being frustrated at work after all
>>36665540Say its cool, leave and go see if the other girl is free that night. Nothing raunchy just chill. Curfew's not for a few hours.
>>36665683>I don't want to vote or write in for fear of exposing my beta>I'll just call everyone else beta>they'll never suspect me at all>yeah
>>36665682See, now this is at least something that isn't Beta Supreme and is super fun and arousing.Ask her how long it'd take and only do this if she'll finish in time to get back here and be ravaged by MC.
>>36665730>Not giving her a teasing oral for half an hour and refusing to let her cum>Then sending her off to work with nothing and no preparationNigga you srs?
>>36665540>>36665600I'll go for this as well. Fucking hell. Guess it's gonna be the bathroom for us again?
>>36665720lori plspls lori
>>36665730If we do it, then we should edge until she gets back or somehig eh? Or like, set the mood or something, arrange the bed, or do some cardio to work up a sweat for that man musk if she's into that.
>>36665640AND IT WILL COMELIKE A FLOOD OF PAINPOURING DOWN ON MEAND IT WILL NOT LET UPUNTIL THE END IS HERE
>>36665684There's nothing beta about going down on a girl
I'd be suprised if we can actually fuck anyone in this. I'd bet that something will get in the way of every situation with any girl.
>>36665795mAYBE WE'D HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH MEN??
>>36665791There is everything Beta about setting up a romantic night after being blue-balled just last night and leaving without getting anything in retrn, on top of eating her out.
>>36665683where the fuck do you think this is?
>>36665807Is there a handsome male teacher in the school?
>>36665807I'd be up for it.
>>36665807time for Dan husbando
OP, you're not trying to railroad us into cheating on the teacher solely because of a lack of sex, are you? I certainly hope you aren't.
>>36665853It's not a railroad, it's choice.
>>36665816Sex isn't payment for dates or dinners. She doesn't owe us anything.
>>36665779AND IT WILL COME! IN MY DARKEST DAY! IN MY FINAL HOUR!AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEARUNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARRREEEEED!
>>36665870Uh huh keep thinking that
I am a mature adult! *jerks off furiously in bathroom while crying*>>36665579>>36665583>>36665587>>36665593>>36665604>>36665636>>36665640>>36665642>>36665644>>36665659>>36665744It's fine. I'm sure Lily can make time.>>36665588>>36665611>>36665620>>36665625Anything I can help with? Also can I please eat you out?>>36665600>>36665634>>36665649>>36665655>>36665685>>36665695>>36665774>>36665782I think that's all the major leaders. Sorry, just got back from picking up food, not counting all the votes exactly, anybody wants to do it instead/m, they can.
>>36665853OP is trying to teach you fa/tg/uys that you won't get into a girls pants by being beta.He is the hero we need and also the one we deserve.
>>36665853You misunderstand. He's getting off on blue balling us. Like a dominatrix constantly bringing you to the edge yet refusing you ultimate release because she loves it when you cry and beg for something she'll never give you.Well, maybe she will, if you beg and plead enough. She said as much, which is why you always come back despite the constant disappointment.
>>36665828I dunno, we haven't really scoped out any hot pieces of manmeat before.
>>36665887Skipped my vote >>36665643Not that it matters
>>36665926Like I said, skipped the stuff that was far behind.
>>36665887Can we mix the Mature Adult with Anything I can help with? They seem to go well together
>>36665901OP is also the guy who did the quest where the protagonist was a yandere stalker who got NTR'd by a teacher. She ended up ruining the reputations of both the teacher and her love interest and lived happily ever after with her paralyzed boyfriend. Not sure what lesson to take from that story.
>>36665901>>36665795I dunno. I think I'm right on this one. At least with Ms. West anyway.
>>36665938The lesson is not to ask me for an epilogue when I say I don't want to write one.
>>36665936I don't mind, and I voted for neither
>>36665950You'll write an epilogue and you'll like writing it like the bitchboy you are.
>>36665950But you did such an awesome one for that paranormal romance quest.
>>36665976I didn't say that I didn't want to write one.
>>36665976Now I need to read that.When did this happen?
>>36665976And now I need another link, yandere one's pretty good. She's deliciously insane.
"Ah," you say, sighing, trying to imagine how your dad might respond to a similar statement from your mother. "I'm sorry to hear that, Rebecca. Is there anything I can do to help?""No," she says, clearly.You strain to keep your face expressionless. "Some other time, then?""Maybe," she says, standing up, looking at you and the pizza and her dress. "These aren't work clothes. Could you just go so I can change? Sorry."You'd like to say, "I'd like to watch you change." But you don't. You just sigh, retrieving the DVD and putting it back in its case before heading out. "Thank you for having me over," you add, once you're past the threshold and Rebecca just nods, giving you a little finger-waggling wave before shutting the door in your face.FUUUUUCK. You were just inches from it. You're practically tearing at your hair in frustration! Somehow you manage to avoid finding a public restroom in her apartment building and finishing yourself off there, but only barely.As you walk home, one word comes up in your memory, again and again. "Maybe." Did that mean... maybe not? Is she planning to cut you loose? Has she thought better of your relationship? God, you hope not. But... maybe. Maybe that's what she meant by 'maybe.' She has been kind of... hot and cold, with you. One moment practically gagging for it, the next moment asking you to go, or stop. Does she want to go slow? Is she getting off on fucking with your head? Is it all in your head?>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because she has little self-esteem and thinks you are extremely attractive, so it will be easy to have sex with her, which is just what you will do).>Go home and jerk off, alone.>Call Ms. West with your panicky thoughts.>Write-in.
>>36666035>>36666058http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Paranormal%20Romance%20QuestThere you go.
>>36666061>Write-in.Breathe. Just lie on her bed and breathe. And wait. Maybe even take a nap.
>>36666061>Go find a prostitute. Gotta relieve this tension.
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).We can cultivate someone else just in case though.
>>36666061>go home and jerk off, alone
>>36666061>>36666082This, we need to collect our thoughts.
>>36666061>Call Ms. West with your panicky thoughts.Discuss our concerns like rational people.
>>36666061Call lily. She might be chill and see where that goes
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West)Because if she does dump us we want a flag set up so we actually can get laid sometime within the next year.
>>36666061Think:>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).Do:>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because she has little self-esteem and thinks you are extremely attractive, so it will be easy to have sex with her, which is just what you will do).
>>36666061>Go home and jerk off, alone.WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>36666082We're not even in her house anymore.>Call Lily, not for sexThis I strike two. Rebecca has one more chance
>>36666082This. Although it'll be our bed.
>>36666082Seconding that. Don't panic
>>36666061>>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because she has little self-esteem and thinks you are extremely attractive, so it will be easy to have sex with her, which is just what you will do).Blue balled so hard
>>36666082Yeah, that. We caused it last time, she caused it this time. Honestly we can wait, we're not insecure enough for this.
>>36666061>>go home and jerk off, alone
>>36666061>Go home and jerk off, alone.
>>36666061>muh B-but what does maybe meanIf she's fucking with us, then she ain't worth our time anyway.We give her one more chance, and no more playing puppy, we fuck her or we confront her about it.We won't get with Lily if West dumps us, we'll be her friend, and not make her our plan B.
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because she has little self-esteem and thinks you are extremely attractive, so it will be easy to have sex with her, which is just what you will do).
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).Friends only, remember.
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).
>>36666214Friends only is what we're getting from the teacher
>>36666061>>36666082Is fine, though, y'know, on our bed.
>>36666061>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because she has little self-esteem and thinks you are extremely attractive, so it will be easy to have sex with her, which is just what you will do)
>>36666201Definitely agree with you here. Dan will be our Plan B. That'll show that bitch not to fuck with us.
>>36666201You fool, any and all girls are plan B. Plan A if we could get away with it, but bitchez be jelly of each other.>>36666269Nigga you gay.
>>36666061>>Call Lily. See if you can hang out with her. She won't blue ball you (because you have no intention of having sex with her and cheating on Ms. West).
>>36666287He is gay, and proud.
We'll have to rape the teacher to get anywhere near her pussy.
>>36666263>>36666213>>36666159>>36666116scum>>36666061Go home, relax.If we call Lily, then just friends shit, and no whining about our romantic/sexual life to her.Once we jerk off and et rid of the arousal high our head will be cleared enough to stop this useless paranoia.
Lily, no sex:>>36666098>>36666109>>36666115>>36666136>>36666214>>36666217>>36666235>>36666304Lily, bonetown on easily manipulated girls:>>36666116>>36666159>>36666213>>36666263>>36666301Be calm, carry on:>>36666082>>36666103>>36666122>>36666148>>36666152>>36666180>>36666185>>36666238>>36666324Make the bald man cry in the turtle soup:>>36666100>>36666126>>36666188>>36666191I think that's all the major votes?
>>36666337Yeah, that's good.
>>36666287About that. I just recalled something from last thread.>"Right, Lily. I'm sorry. I'm actually already in a relationship right now."> Lily turns her face up towards yours, her lip quivering, her eyes big and wet. "B-but, I-I made s-sure you weren't," she croaks out, her voice breaking.> "B-but, I-I made s-sure you weren't,Yeah, uh, I think Lily's been stalking us and taking out competition. We might be safer with Teacher Dan.
>>36666333>>scumMakes for an interesting twist to the story.
>>36666061Go to the bad part of town, take out our frustration on the first mugger we come across
>>36666355"I made sure you weren't" as in "I checked in order to ensure I didn't horribly embarrass myself by hitting on a guy who was both out of my league AND in a relationship already."
>>36666355Do you want to displease the yandere? I don't, she's plan B.Some yandere, you see, have the attitude that even if he's with someone right now. She'll dump him eventually and then she'll be right there to pick him up and keep him all to herself, just as destiny would have it.Going gay will get us shanked or locked in a dungeon strapped to a chair just like what Yuno did to her chosen one.
Anyone else just voting for the obvious cockblock options?
>>36666387Jeez, take away all my fun, why don'tcha. Thanks for the clarification.
>>36666357Keep tellinh yourself that, hoosing easy sex with a nerdy girl is not exactly more intereting than what we're doing right now.Also remember that Dan is smart, boning Lily would be too high risk while Rebecca is still an option, so it's also out of character, it was outright stated Dan isn't the type to twotime/doubledate.
>>36666407Obviously a lot of people are voting for them.
>>36666411Your memory might be in question.
>>36666411Think you're confusing names there, mate.
Okay, seriously, "calm down" doesn't lead anywhere at all. I'm going to do "calm down," then "hang out with Lily."
>>36666411What's wrong with wanting to play the teenager with poor impulse control who makes a stupid desicion and has to cover it up and live with the guilt?
>>36666411>a teenage guy wouldn't cheat on his blue balling girlfriendKek
>>36666472Do we have no friends at all? Hobbies, aside from teaching seduction?
>>36666490Sure you do, but none of them are "fall asleep on bed" and nobody voted for "hang out with non-Lily friends."
>>36666490Seriously, you think a school star like us would have a few friends.
>>36666472Works for me. Just no on the sexing her up just yet. We're just planting flags in case the teacher fucking falls through.>>36666490Teacher's pets don't tend to have friends. People don't tolerate snitches.
>>36666490>teaching seductionSounds like a cushy job.
>>36666505With YOUR voting system, it's hard NOT to
>>36666526PEOPLE HAVE VOTED FOR WRITE-INS IN PLENTY OF CHOICES.IN FACT A WRITE-IN WON THIS VERY CHOICE.
>>36666536They have, but including multiple choices in your voting system is practically impossible.
>>36666479That what you described isn't how MC has been played so far?
>>36666548Correct.>>36666490We should hang out with Lily and teach her how to seduce a man for herself.
>>36666565We should just hang out with our bros. We'll still be having the same amount of sex.
>>36666505What time is it currently? If it's already like 7 or later, I think it's weird to call up Lily all of a sudden. She might get unwanted expectations.
>>36666561Because no one can do something stupid and unlike themselves when they get horny enough?
A lot of thoughts go through your head on the way home, and in the end, you plop down on your bed, not sure of any of them. You try to calm yourself, but it's not that much use. Your heart's pounding in your chest, and you've also got a certain problem in your pants as well, still. You wind up taking care of that and then tumbling back onto your bed to take a quick nap in the afterglow, the pleasant chemicals sending you to sleep.You wake up an hour later, feeling refreshed, and sit up on your bed. You're... pretty sure that Ms. West isn't fucking with you. She's probably just not sure quite what she wants. Yeah. That's it.>Call up Lily, hang out platonically.>Call up Lily, seduce her.>Call up your friends, hang out.>Just sit in your room all night until tomorrow.>Write-in.Fuck it.
>>36666505If we've got other friends, I change my vote to hanging out with them. Maybe complaining about women problems. It'd be good to get some non-female companionship in, maybe play some games and calm down via testosterone.
>>36666637>Call up your friends, hang out.Bros, Bros, Bros
>>36666637>Call up Lily, hang out platonically.
>>36666637>Call up your friends, hang out.Bro it the fuck up.>Write inIntroduce Lily to our friends, maybe try and even out her leagues so she can pick up her own boyfriend?
>>36666637>Call up your friends, hang out.
>>36666637Think:>Call up Lily, hang out platonically.Do:>Call up Lily, seduce her.
>>36666637>Call up Lily, hang out platonically.>Call up your friends, hang out.not sure if we should get wasted or notbah, probably
>>36666665>>36666667So close...I wonder who got it>>36666666
>>36666594true, also how far away is our curfew?>>36666637I'd sugget platonic Lily, but I don't trust tg not to seduce her while I'm away, so help out aroun the house a bit, do some chores and such.
>>36666637>>36666663This. Let's play matchmaker.
>>36666637Call lily hang out platonic ally....... depending on mood at the time then we can seduce.
>>36666637>Call up your friends, hang out.Bros before hoes
>>36666637>Call up Lily, hang out platonicallyWhat is lily out of 10?
>>36666637HIT UP THE GYMSQUAT THE BLUEBALLS AWAY
>>36666637>>Call up your friends, hang out.
>>36666591Or maybe more?
>>366667296/10 the way she takes care of herself, could easily be an 8 or 9 with some work.
>>36666637>>Call up Lily, hang out platonically.
>>36666637>Call up your friends, seduce them.
>>36666756Maybe we could even run a train on lily?
>>36666701I like this. We have to have at least one friend who would like the cute shy girl.
>>36666758>Could easily be an 8 or 9 with some work.Welp. Alrighty then.Changing from >>36666748to >>36666663
>>36666637>Call friends see if they want to hang out.
>>36666758Thought so.Seconding >>36666663 then. Lets get her a makeover
>>36666663This this this
Brothers before others:>>36666657>>36666665>>36666668>>36666688>>36666722>>36666741>>36666744>>36666748>>36666818Hang out with Lily:>>36666661>>36666662>>36666707>>36666711>>36666729>>36666763Get one of your friends to fuck Lily for you:>>36666663>>36666701>>36666806>>36666712>>36666745>>36666802>>36666808>>36666692>>36666822>>36666851>>36666867Fuck Lily:>>36666667I think that's it. Whatever. Seems pretty clear to me.
>>36666818Also changing to this.>>36666663
A side note: please delete your post if you change your vote.
>>36666904>Get one of your friends to fuck Lily for you:Whoa whoa whoa. That's not where I was going. I wanted to hook her up with some of our nicer looking friends to get her a make-over, so you know, she isn't 5-6 and she's a 7-8
>>36666932>Implying the average questfag will ever be able preform this simple task
>>36666822>giving the nerdy girl a make over to make her a 9/10I don't want this to go down like Emergence.
>>36666972How did you know I'm JQOP?I'm not JQOP.
>>36666955>hook her up You know that means sex right?
>>36666993You're on /tg/. No, of course not.
>>36666955> our nicer looking friendsweird way to spell "gay" >>36666972 so i'm not the only one who was thinking about that...
>>36666991Yeah, you're descriptions aren't flowery enough.
>>36666955Agreed. We're trying to network here. Introduce her to friends, get her moving in higher circles, make her look hot. Build up that self-confidence.Why? Because confident nerds are more apt to get kinky in bed. If we do fuck her, we want her to show us the side benefit of being a nerd. Jocks only think about sports. Nerds only think about sex. It shows, just look at all of us.
>>36666932Delete post? What sorcery is this?>mfw app lets me do that and i just had to scroll down.
>>36666904bros all the way
>>36667009Your teen years must have been shit
>>36667048I'm just trying to opt-out of OPs blueballing. Hang out with friends, go to class, learn to drive. Whatever isn't chasing after unobtainable vag.
>>36667023>weird way to spell "gay"Hey, cool, alright. Is the MC bi, though?
>>36667111Seriously. Having every action we take centered around prospective fucks feels really, really forced.
>>36667111>Implying he'll let us opt out.The vajayjay will come to us if we won't go to it, and it will always be pulled away at the last moment despite this fact. He's getting off on this man, accept it.
>>36666932So, are you sticking with "get a friend to fuck Lily", even though that's apparently not what the players meant?Or are you going to change it?Should try be deleting their original posts?
>>36667134> every action we take centered around prospective fucksThat's every quest.
>>36667167i don't think you guys shout take the vote counts that literally
>>36667167Just wait for the update.
>>36667198This. It's like people have no sense of humor.
>>36667145Doesn't mean we have to play along. Besides, It'll be fun to try and wiggle out the forced situations.
>>36667167Pretty sure OP was just fucking around.
>>36667167I'm almost certain, judging by how all the other vote summaries have been in this quest, that it's tongue in cheek.
>>36667186In others you at least get the occasional battle or management thing. Here it's just been a non-stop poon hunt, with hardly a single decision not directly involving trying to get with someone.
>>36667226Not around, we didn't vote for that! OP needs to keep his dick in his pants.
>>36667167>not understanding the OP's joking /tg/ everyone
>>36667226>OP routinely exaggerates actions when totting up votes>expecting /tg/ to recognize this patternoh, you
Lily seems like a nice girl... she may be a bit mousy, but with some work, maybe a day for a makeover... well, you've seen girls go from looking like her to looking like Rebecca after a weekend. She's got good cheekbones... you think, anyway. Hard to tell, the way she stares at the ground and lets her hair fall around her face.You spend a few minutes calling up friends, seeing who's free, then set something up. You call Lily once you've got the outing arranged, finding her phone number via social media. A middle aged woman - smoker, by the sound of her - picks up the phone. "Whossis?" She asks, sounding like you just woke her up."Ah, sorry. Are you Mrs. Nickelson? Lily's mother?""Yeah," she says, grouchily, before yelling "Lily" loud enough for you to hear. A few moments pass. "Sorry, whossis?""Oh. It's Lucas Smith, sorry, ma'am."You hear Lily's mother yell "it's Lucas Smith."You can almost hear the footsteps as Lily rushes to the phone, and you can hear her wrestle it out of her mother's hands. "Lucas? Um, hi," she says, a little out of breath. "How are you? I'm good. Um. What're you calling about?""Me and some friends were going to go hang out at the Fuddrucker's in a half-hour. They've got games. You ever been? I'll pay for your meal if you don't have the money.""O-oh!" Lily sounds excited. "Um, sure. L-let me just get dressed nice." There's a pause. "Um, how many friends?""Five or six. Mix of genders. Was hoping you could make some friends?""S-sure," she stutters out. "That sounds nice." She hangs up, apparently forgetting to say goodbye.>When you get to Fuddrucker's, make some moves on Lily. Not enough to actually fuck her, just enough to stake your claim where your friends can see and get her mentally prepared.>Nab her now, stake your claim, and work out your sexual frustration on the cute little nerd.>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.>Write-in.
>>36667245Wasn't for me. I actually wanted to help her get a boyfriend.
>>36667338>Nab her now, stake your claim, and work out your sexual frustration on the cute little nerd.
You take too long to say nothing OP.
>>36667338>>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.
>>36667338stay platonic, no need to mees things up with the real prize here
>>36667338>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.Girl needs some help and self esteem.
>>36667338>Stay platonicAnd while we're at it, really put in the effort to induct her into this mysterious group of friends. I could see things going really awkwardly for her otherwise.
>>36667338make some moveswe can fuck her later when it's convenient
>>36667338>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.
>>36667338>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.Be her Kamina
>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.
>>36667338>>Nab her now, stake your claim, and work out your sexual frustration on the cute little nerd.
>>36667338Rape. Get friends to gangrape Lilly.
>>36666972>>36666991>>36667023What's this about JQOP writing Emergence?! My boner demands to know.
>>36667338>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.Try not to let any of our friends make moves on her, but mainly because she needs to get some actual friends and shit first rather than us stringing her along.
>>36667433Using the Hyper Weapon to get a girl only works if you're Rance.
>>36667433Voting for this, pissing against the tide.
>>36667433Gonna be this.
>>36667433I'm gonna vote for this just to see what happens
Fuck her now:>>36667366>>36667409>>36667433>>36667463>>36667505>>36667517>>36667537>>36667557>>36667576Fuck her later:>>36667378Help her out (with female friends):>>36667369>>36667374>>36667375>>36667380>>36667389>>36667392>>36667399>>36667402>>36667408>>36667409>>36667414>>36667419>>36667429>>36667442>>36667455>>36667456
>>36667338>Stay platonic with her. See about getting her some female friends who can make her look better.Rapefags forcing me to vote...
>>36667433I invoke your blessing upon me Satan so that this shall be the chosen path to this narrative.
>>36667433you know what, why not? sure
>>36667593Guess we'll just have to rape West then.
>>36667593Rape wins, fuck the system nigger. Do it.
>>36667635I have no clear idea how to end the quest, and the protagonist getting sent to jail would be as good a way as any.
>>36667593help her out
>>36667656NO I WANT REASONABLE PROGRESSION DAMMIT
>>36667656as long as we fuck the teacher first
>>36667656and don't you dare do that before we get at least one romantic night with rebecca
>>36667656Lucas gets in a car accident in which his legs are fucked up. He is stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, but his girlfriend Lily, who has recorded him fucking Rebecca, and thus ruined their lives, is still there for him.dont worry op i still love you
>>36667656I'd rather not go to jail. I say it ends when we finally get laid and the girl gets pregnant in spite of the condom so we get a shotgun wedding.I really don't want to rape a bitch, only the most beta fuckers rape. Even criminals agree with me, the rapists are treated poorly in the joint. He wasn't man enough to get himself a woman and just took one instead. Pathetic.
>>36667724>girl gets pregnant in spite of the condom so we get a shotgun wedding.What is this, the fucking '50s?
>>36667724In case you haven't figured it out yet, we won't get to have sex with anyone without rape.
>>36667724Ms. West is on the pill.
>>36667791Sabotage her pills.
You get to Fuddrucker's first. Well, second, after Lily (impressive, given she was the last to know), who's wearing... well, you'd describe them as Church clothes, to be honest. A long, light green dress that covers pretty much everything, very conservative but rather classy. She blushes and waves when she sees you, scurrying up towards you."H-hi!" She says, haphazardly reaching out for your arm, as though to attach herself to it. You smoothly move so that she doesn't, acting like it was a complete accident, but she gets the message. "So... um... I didn't see any of your friends yet," she says, one finger twirling through her hair. "Maybe they ditched?" Her voice sounds hopeful, and you can already put together the fantasy she's concocting in her head."No, they didn't," you say, voice firm. You cast a glance out over the parking lot, and see Stephanie there. "Hey, Steph!" You say, waving excitedly at her, and she quickly joins you. Other members of your party slowly filter in, and you have to push two tables together to all sit down together. Lily doesn't sit next to you - you have the foresight to prevent that - instead being flanked by Jeremy and Virginia. Virginia even starts in on Lily, her "mother hen" tendencies coming to the fore just like you'd hoped.Unfortunately, you forget about Stephanie's crush on you and let her sit next to you. Her hand immediately finds its way to your thigh, somehow, gently rubbing at you, giving you a mischievous smile that makes her eyes twinkle.She's a lot more forward than most girls. You're not really sure if that's a point in her favor or against it.>Tell her you're in a relationship at the moment.>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms.>Write-in.
>>36667724Honestly a sexually active/hopeful woman like Ms West is probably on the pillGiven that she's trying to fuck a student, make that an "almost definitely because she doesn't want to get barred from teaching and put on the register if she gets caught"
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.
>>36667791She didn't start taking the pill simply because of us. Although that would be fucking hot if she did.
>>36667821stop her, there's no satisfaction in an easy lay.
>>36667821>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms.
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.Will there be a single named character that isn't all over our dick from the get-go?
>>36667821>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms.Watch, if this gets the vote, we'll still get fucked over.
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.hooking up would be a huge asshole move to both Ms West and Lily
>>36667821>>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.
>>36667656And that's why I like these quest, fucktard things will make quest end easily.>>36667821>>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.Yes utter confusion on who's the girlfriend
>>36667821Pull out your CC full auto M4 equipped with baby killing assault bullets and high capacity assault clips and shoot the slut right in the face.
>>36667821>>36667873is stephanie a loudmouth, or could we fuck her without everyone knowing?
>>36667821>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.Wow we are just drowning in pussy aren't we
>>36667867No, OP will have our every single action conveniently end up being fucked over by something. Like accidentally forgetting one of the friends we invited has a crush on us. WHOOPS!>>36667903Seconded.
>>36667867>Will there be a single named character that isn't all over our dick from the get-go?This is what it's like to be physically attractive and socially adroit. I'm letting you see how the other side lives.
>>36667656Well, I'm hoping we get Rebecca fired or over her issues and marry Lily after college. And I'm not even usually LG, but that teacher makes me unreasonably angry.
>>36667821>>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene
>>36667931I don't buy it. How do they find time to post on 4chan?
>>36667931Do other men not exist in this world?
>>36667821>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms.But make it clear that it'll be a one-time thing and we have no intention of getting into a relationship.
>>36667873Come om guys. Just try out this experiment.
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.Half the reason for this trip is to give Lily a social upgrade, besides this is Teacher's Pet quest, not Random Friend quest.
>>36667821>Just quietly stop her. Don't make a scene.Leave with who you brought.
>>36667957We're the protagonist in this thread, anon. The only reason other men exist in the world is either to have obstacles in the story or to show how much we're superior.
>>36667821>Take her up on her silent offer. You've still got your condoms.>We must have learned our seduction skills from somewhere, so clearly she is our non-romantic FWB
>>36667931Ooh, stand back. OP's back from /fit/ and he's gonna show us what it's like to be an alpha!
No, I will not have sex with you, foul succubus!>>36667847>>36667856>>36667864>>36667867>>36667887>>36667897>>36667899>>36667901>>36667914>>36667924>>36667944>>36667947>>36668007>>36668039>>36668040>>36668089Fug bish:>>36667857>>36667862>>36667873>>36667902>>36667915>>36667955>>36667968>>36667991>>36668034>>36668077>>36668081>>36667957Sure they do. They're just, generally speaking, not as attractive as you. This is what it's like to be hot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aX9mlipiY>>36668007Yeah, and it was "Paranormal Romance Quest," not "Murder Your Love Interest Quest." That didn't stop you guys then.
>>36667925How else would OP continue to blue ball us if he didn't ham-fistedly throw sex scenes at us and then yank them away?This whole thread is bait, and we're the fish.
>>36668131And you love it.
>>36667791>Implying pregnancy can't happen if they're on the pill and you used a condomIt happens, hell I'm a product of that happening. Life finds a way.
>>36668207Does it find a way out of an abortion, too?
>>36668155i'm the sheep on the conveyor belt that's "baa"-ing at the other sheep frantically, while chewing on that delicious, delicious corn meal.Of course I love it, but you're still a monster.
>>36668131It's been pretty clear for quite a while too. It's kind of sad people are still jumping through the hoops.
>>36668207It happens because people aren't as responsible in using contraception as they like to say they "are."
>>36668224No, abortions are pretty final. I'm just lucky I didn't get aborted.
>>36668249It's like seeing a big red button that says " Do Not Press" I just can't help myself..
>>36668231You should switch to grass, it's healthier for you. Not that being on that conveyor is good for you either.
>>36668114I still love how that quest went. After "killing" one vampire we just couldn't stop
You consider it for a moment... and then another moment... and then a third moment... but in the end, you reach down for her wrist, pulling it away from your thigh quietly, the motion disguised, and you give her a little shake of the head. She blows air up towards her hair, making it flop around for a moment before she leans forward on the table.Dinner is... nice. Lily and Virginia seem to be getting along well, and you even hear Virginia give a couple tips for proper hair care (which Lily desperately needs, to be honest). You wind up playing some of the games in the back. You're a real pro at Metal Slug, which impresses Lily. It also occupies your attention for a while, which is good, since you already ate.When everybody starts to filter out, you say your goodbyes and head out to walk home. Stephanie stops you, in the parking lot. "Hey," she says."Hey yourself.""You, uh, want me to drive you home? It's a ways to walk. Wanted to ask you some questions anyway," she adds, as if to explain away her charity.>Sure. Drive home with her, but make sure she knows you're not interested in any hanky-panky.>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.>Nah, it's good exercise.>Write-in.
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise."Gotta keep in shape, right?"
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with her, but make sure she knows you're not interested in any hanky-panky.
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise.
>>36668399>>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.THIS WILL HAPPEN OP
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with her, but make sure she knows you're not interested in any hanky-panky.Getting to know the other characters would be nice.
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise.But you can ask the question before I set off
>>36668399>>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.
>>36668399>>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.Need to get it out of our system
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with herLook... I'm not interested in a relationship or anything, but if you think we can just set all emotions aside and just simply have sex, I'd be up for that.
>>36668399>>Nah, it's good exercise.Not interested in the second choice, and the first isn't gaining traction.
>>36668399>>36668399>it's good exercise.Pat her on the shoulder as you pass and drive home without explanationIf that doesn't get the message across notging will.
>>36668450>>36668399I'll second that.
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise.CARDIO IS GOOD FOR YOU BRUH
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her.Inb4 we crash on the way home or some shit.
>>36668399no hanky panky
>>36668399>Nah, it's good exercise.Cardio gud.
>>36668399>Sure. Drive home with her, and if things go that way... well, make sure she won't tell anybody and then go hog wild on her
>>36668399I was gonna say that steph was the only named character not jumping on our dick.I was evidently wrong.
>>36668399Steal the car, rape her, bury in desert.
>>36668399>>Nah, it's good exercise.
>All of these people thinking they're actually gonna get to have sex with Stephanie if they go with her.Come on, folks. We've been over this already.
>>36668450I, too, think this is a good idea.
>>36668587It's Virginia that's not after us. Steph was the one who sat next to us at the table.
>>36668613I kind of want to see if there's alien abduction or something.
>>36668399Walk home. Cardio is good for muh GAINS!
>>36668613I just want to see if all roads lead to blueballsrather than cockblocking ourselves.
Cardio:>>36668416>>36668431>>36668450>>36668471>>36668487>>36668489>>36668491>>36668515>>36668517>>36668526>>36668541>>36668569>>36668611>>36668614>>36668616>>36668634I'll slip you the dick if you promise not to tell:>>36668437>>36668465>>36668466>>36668467>>36668480>>36668482>>36668553>>36668578>>36668596>>36668600I am pure, she-devil!>>36668417>>36668440>>36668488>>36668505>>36668562>>36668574>>36668581I swear, you guys blue ball yourselves.>>36668587Virginia doesn't want the D.>>36668613You actually would've had uninterrupted sex with Stephanie if you'd gone that way.
>>36668619Was it?Fuck.What are names.
>>36668600Rapefag, could you not? You're worse than the gayfags.
>>36668649/fit/ has spokenGains for the Gains God!
>>36668684Nonrapefag, could you? You're worse than the ones who fight back.
>>36668649>Cardio option winsI voted for purity, but I'm ok with this.
>>36668712That's why I settled for necrophilia.Besides, it's not really rape if they're not fighting a little.
>>36668649THEN GIVE US MORE WITH THE GIRL WE WANT
>>36668720>Teacher's Pet Quest becomes Aesthetics Quest>repeated blueballs lead us to disregard women and obtain sick physiqueI am more than ok with this.
>>36668712could I what, exactly? prevent you from raping a girl? probably, If you were healthy enough to fight me you probably wouldn't have to rape.
"No," you say, shaking your head politely. "Thank you. The walking's good exercise anyway. You can ask whatever question you had, though."Stephanie bites her lower lip, awkward, uncertain. The way it pinches against her front teeth... fuck. Ms. West has your head all fucked up with the yo-yo act. You need to work this out with her, quick. "How'd you meet Lily, anyway? 'n' what's your interest in her?""We share a class. She asked me out," you say. "I turned her down," you explain. "Didn't want her to think I didn't like her or anything."Stephanie steps a little closer to you, her hand coming to rest on your chest. "The way you're acting, I might start to think you don't like me," she says, her voice sultry, seductive. You take a step back, and her hand falls away. "Come on. I won't kiss and tell, if that's what you want," she says, licking her lips, eying you up and down. "Promise.">Tell her you're in a relationship.>Tell her you're not interested.>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously.>Write-in.
>>36668809Could you rape more. You asked me if I couldn't, so I asked you if you could. It's funny. It's a joke. Get the fuck over it god damn.
>>36668832Now suspicious of this double offer. Fuck it, let's go to the gym. Gains quest.
>>36668832>Tell her you're in a relationship.
>>36668832Run away. Just straight up run, and don't look back. Escape the foul temptress - she's trying way too hard to not have an ulterior motive.
>>36668832>Tell her you're not interested.
>>36668832>Tell her you're not interested.sorry, i'm not in the mood tonight
>>36668832>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously.fuck her goddamnit
>>36668832>>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously.
>>36668832>>Tell her you're in a relationship.
>>36668832>>Tell her you're not interested.Oh jesus let's just move on already.
>>36668832>Tell her you're not looking for a relationship.
>>36668832>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously.Hit it and quit it, we can be forgiven, we're a horny teenager.
>>36668832>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously.
This has gotten boring.
>>36668832>>Tell her you're not interested.
>>36668942I blame the players
>>36668832>Take her up on her offer. Someplace more private, obviously
>>36668942Yeah, filler isn't fun.>>36668832Where're the fucking goblins and kobolds we can one hit KO? We're getting bored.
>>36668832Obviously we wont fuck her. How about a bj? If she does it well. We fuck.
>>36668942It has. Really boring, since yesterday nothing has fucking happened.
>>36668878I like this.
>>36668942FINALLY! I thought I was the only one
>>36668942Seconded. If there's no sex scene in the next two posts, or if we don't at least get back to the teacher I'm leaving.
I'm sorry, I'm in a relationship. With who? Oh, uh, *coughs externally*>>36668876>>36668882>>36668888>>36668999>>36669034I'm sorry, I'm in a relationship... with our Lord and savior Jesus Christ! Repent, succubus!>>36668862>>36668874>>36668879>>36668883>>36668900>>36668914>>36668907>>36668955>>36669018Pee in her butt:>>36668885>>36668887>>36668929>>36668931>>36668964>>36668981>>36669035Run:>>36668878>>36668912>>3666898869 unique IPs.
>>36668832>Tell her you're in a relationship.>>36669033Fucking leave then. Jesus
>>36669056>69 unique IPs.Does the counter suspiciously increas for each vote?
>>36668942It's literally been two threads of "not here" and "not now".
>>36669056>Pee in her butt:Sorry, I cracked up.
>>36669033Look, man, I don't have magic powers. I can't make these people have sex. Lord knows I'm trying.
>>36669088Yeah, that's the name of this game. Just roll with it or don't.OP can we hit up the gym?
>>36669091You're the fucking writer, you can make them shit raspberry jam if you fucking felt like it. Get to the smut.
>>36669033Well, kabbalah's running, plenty of sex to be had in there.
>>36669091>Lord knows I'm trying.The people want the teacher, and don't want to nix that by jumping on easy prizes and you know it.
>>36668832>Tell her you're in a relationship.>But you're fine with being FWBs as long as she keeps that in mind.
>>36669162But that's what makes it fun. The disconnect between what players want, and what they can have.
>>36669091then give us the damn teacher
next time we'll go at our teach's we lock every door, window/blinds, turn off both our cells and unplug the landlineEVEN IF THERE'S A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE, WE FUCK
>>36669196Why not just rape her?
>>36669189I see your definition of "fun" is "suffering".I bet you watch sad movies and smile when you cry.
>>36669229because nocon is nofun?
"Sorry," you say, shaking your head again. "I know it feels pretty bad to get rejected but... I'm just not interested. Not right now."She looks disappointed for a moment, then breathes in, rolling her eyes up and giving a wan smile. Then she sighs, and looks back at you. "Alright. Alright. I can -" she pauses for a moment, swallowing, her expression becoming cold, controlled. "I can take a hint. Sorry, Lucas," she says, starting to back away. "Didn't mean to be a bother." She gets in her car and starts to back up.The next day, shortly after school, you find yourself at Ms. West's apartment. She seems surprised to see you, but smiles and lets you in. "Hello, Lucas," she says, warm and sunny, closing the door behind you. "Did you want anything in particular?">Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.>Just to spend some time with her.>Help with class.>Write-in.
>>36669261>>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.The most satisfaction I get from this quest is listening to other people bitch.
>>36669261>Help with class.Make sure her job won't get in the way of tonight's lay.
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard."I want to bone you. Specifically you. Which is saying something because I apparently keep leaving my swag on."
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.>Other"I'd like some help with class, but that's for later."
>>36669261>Write-in"This is just too damn complicated and I'm sorry, but we're done."
>>36669284That's every quest.
>>36669261>"you, with no interruptions"follow >>36669196 's advice
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.Gee, I wonder what will happen now? Will we actually cockblock ourselves with the one woman everyone wants? I think yes.It'd almost be worth samfagging to ensure it, but I won't.
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.I'm choosing this despite knowing that it'll probably end with OH SORRY I'M ABOUT TO HAVE COMPANY OVER WE CAN'T FUCK
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.And while we're at it, let's use the corniest porno-flick line we can think of.
>>36669330Thank you for the idea.
>>36669261>>Help with class.
>>36669261>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.Just be prepared to back off if she asks us too
>>36669334We can't do that without a plumber outfit or some pizza with sausages.
>>36669261>HELPEH MEH WIT DUH CRASS PRESUU
>>36669357We're already in the teacher-student scenario though, so we can work with that.If we do say a line, let's announce it as loudly as possible. There might be someone inside.
>>36669261>>Her. Start making out, now, fuck her, fuck her hard.But first lock the doors, close the blinds, turn off the phones, disconnect the internet, enact the spell to transport us to the Shadow Realm, et cetera.
>>36669381This, so much the this.We're done waiting.
>>36669339This would have been funnier if she had a secret penis.
>>36669330>>36669339You never give the GM ideas.
>>36669330Company? I'm expecting it to be her fiancé marriage arranged by parents.
I don't think I really need to count, honestly. Calling it here. You all know what won.>>36669405I've already had the MC touch her down there, he'd've noticed.
>>36669405Pretty sure we'd know at this point. >>36669412Only solution. Honor duel. Samurai swords at dawn.
>>36669439>>36669440Maybe she's really good at tucking?
>>36669381>Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
"You," you say, voice suddenly hoarse, and you pull her into a kiss, your lips pressing against hers, your tongue slipping inside her mouth. You all but slam her against the door, her smaller, lighter body easier to push this way and that, all the ways you want it. Your hands run down across her, undoing her pants, then her blouse, then her bra, her clothing all half-on at this point, as her fingers explore and dig into your back. Her soft moans are swallowed in your mouth, and you grind up against her, lifting her on the wall, her pants slowly sliding down, her feet awkwardly struggling to kick off her shoes, to get her pants off.You disentangle yourself from her just long enough to start pulling your clothes off, and she responds in kind. In a moment, you're both down to your underwear, her bra on the floor, and you just press your lips against hers once more, lifting her up and carrying her towards the bed, not letting off on your kiss. When you lay her out on the bed, you lean over her, your hands on her breasts, playing with her nipples, making her squirm beneath you."I-" she mumbles, in between your tongue pressing into her mouth, but you don't catch it, and you don't think it's that important, since she doesn't try to stop you. A glance at the window confirms the curtain's pulled closed, and you start to pull down her panties, full of pent up sexual energy.>Get a condom and fuck her.>Eat her out.>69, dude!>Ask what she was saying.>Write-in.
>>36669555I'm kind of sad that the high quality scanlations of that series fell through. At least the low quality ones are decent.
>>36669580>Other>Ask what she was saying.>Eat her out.Why not both?
>>36669439Have you been in a relationship with an older woman before? Because I have.It was just like this.So much cockblocking.So many toyed with feelings.At least I did fuck her, once, then I never saw her again since she was always busy.Goddamn this quest is depressing me.
>>36669595Eh, sure, go for broke.
>>36669580>Eat her out.Challenge her to say whatever's on her mind while we eat her
>>36669580>>36669595Might as well
>>36669580>Eat her out.We are not going in dry. It's why it gets wet in the first place.
>>36669595>>36669580After this, we fuck her right afterwards. Raw.
>>36669580I'll support this >>36669595
>>36669580 >Eat her out.>ask her what she was sayingIn this order. Don't let her get her thoughts in order. Keep moving and don't stop. Sexual tension must stay high. If the phone rings, you slap it away with your cock.
>>36669595Multitasking, I like it.If what she has to say isn't a problem, we can move on to more than just oral.
>>36669580>>Eat her out.
>>36669580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExcLife will be fine if we both 69!
>>36669580>>36669595This seems good
>>36669580>No condoms, make babies.>Just get right down to fucking. Don't lose that momentum.
>>36669580>>36669595Might as well.
>>36669580>Eat her out.>Ask what she was saying.
>>36669581I don't think it's that bad at all. The pages just need a bit of cleaning is all.
You move your mouth away from her lips, making a quick trail of kisses down her body until your lips wrap around her clitoris, your tongue flicking out to stimulate the pleasure button. It makes her back arch and she gives a little squeak of pleasure. You pull back for just a moment to speak. "What were you trying to say?""I-" she's interrupted when you bury your face back in her groin, and she doesn't manage to continue the thought for a while, caught up in your thorough tongue lashing, her hands wrapping around your head and trying to urge you further on. "I've got," she manages to huff and puff out, "I've got company coming, over, for dinner," she finishes. "So we have to- have to make this fast," she notes, and you just reply by continuing to pleasure her, working her over with your mouth. She lets out faint little sighs of pleasure, her juices starting to flow readily, her clit hardening, and you enjoy staring up at her half-lidded eyes, her hardened nipples, her gloriously trim belly, from your position with your lips firmly planted on her genitals.It's not that long before she orgasms, her thighs shaking around your head, her back arching, her fingers tightening around your head, a soft moan the only noise she makes before falling back on the bed, gasping for breath, a wet sheen to her body.>Get a condom, fuck her.>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.>Ask for a little reciprocation. (i.e. a blowjob)>Write-in.
>>36669853>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.
>>36669772Nah, they aren't bad at all. It was just weird reading the Galactica version, then switching over because they hadn't caught up with the quicker translations.
>>36669853>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex
>>36669853>Get a condom, fuck her.if we didnt bring a condom im gonna rage
>>36669853>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.if not>Ask for a little reciprocation. (i.e. a blowjob)
>>36669853>Get a condom, fuck her.
>>36669853>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex, while getting a condom ready.If we don't have time, tough. If we do have time, we can get right to the fucking.
>>36669853>>Get a condom, fuck her.
>>36669853ain't she on the pill? rawdog it buddy
>>36669853>>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.And have the condom on standby. Mr. Johnson, this may be your day to fly.
>>36669853Fuck her, no condom.
>>36669912You don't know that IC.
>>36669853>I've got company coming, over, for dinnerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI didn't think you would do it, but you did. wow.
>>36669893>>36669912hes gotta a point, im changing my vote to just sticking it in
>>36669853>>36669853>Write-in.Get her on the dinner table and fuck her raw.Ask who's coming to have dinner with her
>>36669896I support this. As long as we're even.
>>36669936That's what happens when you give the QM ideas, Satan.
>>36669853>Get a condom, fuck her.against the door, that way nothing bad can happen
>>36669932Well then ask her in character if we need to waste the time putting on a condom or if she's on the pill!
>>36669893Didn't we shove some inside our wallet? Let's go already.>>36669853>Get a condom, fuck her
>>36669853>Get condom, fuck her.Strike while the iron is hot.
>>36669896This is good idea. When we fuck her we want to be able to do it for so long and hard she's walking bow legged all day the next day.
>>36669853>>36669945This. If anyone shows up they can fucking wait in the hall.
Votes seem pretty clear.>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.>Get a condom, fuck her.>Ask who's coming to have dinner with her, while fucking her.
>>36670036don't forget the dinner table
>>36670047She's not going to let you fuck her on the dinner table.
>>36670036Seems about right.
>>36669945I vote for this
>>36670036>Ask how long you have, if it's enough to actually have proper sex.>Get a condom, fuck her.Done simultaneously for efficiency
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36670060Rolling to persuade.
>>36670060Not yet she's not. We'll work on it.
>>36670047Waste of time to go there
>>36670075well it looks like operation dinner table is a go
>>36670075Yeah, looks like we are good.
>>36670075It's sad you wasted this roll.
>>36670075OH SHIT BASED ANON
>>36670075there we go, solved
>>36670075I didn't ask for a roll.
>>36670134And none of us seriously expect you to take it
>>36670134Don't be like this OP, he rolled a natural 20. That's an automatic success, no questions asked.
>>36670134Some people are stupid.Surprised you haven't noticed.But, you have to admit, that was pretty funny.
l>>36670075Rolling to confirm crit
>>36670134Sometimes you can't stop anon from ruining a good thing or cockblocking himself.
>>36670134Yeah, well, clearly the dice gods don't give a fuck what you asked for.
>>36670170I rarely, if ever, include dice in my quests for a reason.
>>36670134nat 20 trumps your will
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36670170>>36670206>Natural 20 guise holy fugFucking D&D fags, get on the d100 level.
>>36670206Shh. At least we got to fuck the bitch.
>>36670249Yeah, if it'd been a nat 100, I might've taken it.
>>36670278Don't encourage the shit posting
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>36670278challenge accepted. inb4 nat1 and surprise period ruining everything
>>36670278But, 100 is almost always bad.
>>36670290But anon, we're almost to 666 posts, I don't think I've ever had a thread this popular.
>>36670337GET POSTING FASTER BEFORE THE THREAD FALLS OFF THEN
>>36670329only in roll unders
>>36670337alright we'll just fuck her on the door
>>36670337So that's why... You sneaky bastard
>>36670278>mightCome on now, OP. We all know you would've said the same fucking thing."I didn't ask for a roll."
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>36670312Don't let her period ruin the fun.
"How long do we have?" You ask, already moving for your discarded pants, quickly yanking out your wallet. "Enough for proper sex?"She gives this smirk. "How long do you expect to last? We've got," she glances at her wrist-watch, "a half-hour before they show up. And they're normally late. You have to be gone when they get here, though." You fumble through your wallet, the condom slipping through your fingers. She glances at it, sees what you're doing. "It's fine. I'm on the pill."Fuck. You've never done it bareback. You move back towards her, pulling down your pants, your cock springing to attention the moment it's let free. You slam into her without further foreplay, burying yourself to the hilt inside her, leaning down to kiss at her neck again. Her hands wrap around you, holding you tight, lovingly, as you furiously start to pound away inside her, her body sliding back and forth on the bed from the force of your fucking. You let your lips trail around, kissing at her throat, her lips, her collarbone, her breasts, and everything else you can find, continuing your hand pace inside her, keeping your weight balanced with both arms."Fuck, fuck," you murmur out, the feeling of her slick, wet sex around you robbing you of all other thoughts. "Fuck, I love you, fuck," you add, still pounding inside her. You push your lips against hers, your tongue making its way back inside her mouth again, while your furious pace inside her doesn't let up. She moans back into your mouth, her insides wrapping around you wonderfully, and you orgasm, spilling cum deep inside her, the strength going out of you, your head coming to rest on her chest. She runs a hand through your hair, a bit motherly in the movement."I'm sorry, Lucas," she whispers, "but you need to get dressed and go. I have to shower and get ready. Again.">Ask who she's meeting anyway.>Tell her you don't care, let whoever wants see.>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.>Write-in.
>>36670357Her guests will hear us long before they get to the door if we do that. Then we'll have some splainin to do.
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.
>>36670409>>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.
I love that OP's never actually said he's not taking it.
>>36670409>>Ask who she's meeting anyway.
>>36670409>Ask who she's meeting anyway.
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.>Ask who she's meeting anyway.
>>36670409>Ask who she's meeting anyway>While getting dressed
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.Cheese it before we get caught.
Rolled 17 (1d30)>>36670409Rolling to see how long we lasted.
>>36670409>"It's fine. I'm on the pill."Don't tell me he actually believes this shit. Enjoy ur pregnancy, fagget.
Page ten boys. If you want that 666 posts you better hurry the fuck up.
>>36670409while you're getting ready>Ask who she's meeting anyway.
>>36670514Oh god do it!
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.And stick around, see who it is.
>>36670498Is that minutes or seconds
>>36670409>Ask who she's meeting anyway.while>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.
>>36670542she said we have half an hour so id say minutes
>>36670542It's hours anon
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.Let's be Not Retarded>Ask who she's meeting anyway.We can multitask
>>36670538If we do that, we're probably gonna get NTR'd ;-;
>>36670409Only managed to give her one orgasm? You need practice, Lucas.
>>36670542First time barebackDo you need to ask?
Once we hit 665 posts we stop. OP's post is last one of the thread.Perfection will be achieved.
>>36670562Yeah. There's bound to be some extra fuckery.
>>36670409>Get dressed>But also ask who she's meeting
I am not a robot.
>>36670565Minutes then, at least for me.
>>36670409>Right. Get dressed and go, like the lady says.Doesn't matter, had sex.
>>36670614But you cried after you did it.
Ask questions:>>36670451>>36670466>>36670471>>36670473>>36670476>>36670492>>36670517>>36670553>>36670561>>36670601Just git:>>36670423>>36670433>>36670470>>36670483>>36670508>>36670538>>36670614>>36670563One orgasm's pretty good for a teenage boy having sex with someone for the first time.rst time with that person).>>36670605Yeah fucking right. I don't like liars in my quest. Begone.
>>36670631>Yeah fucking right. I don't like liars in my quest. Begone.It's because I've fapped away too much of my sensitivity
>>36670577>Yeah fucking right. I don't like liars in my quest. Begone.Not that guy, but I actually have issues getting off. I can go for hours without cumming.It's REALLY fucking annoying. Especially jacking off.
You limp around the room, your deflating cock having given you a far too large dose of "go to sleep" drugs that you're only barely countering with "don't get caught" drugs. You can't remember what the actual names of them are. Endorphins and adrenaline? Anyway, you hurriedly scoop up your clothes, while Rebecca does the same, folding them neatly before tossing them in the hamper and collecting new clothes. She awkwardly holds a tissue paper over her vulva, presumably to keep your cum from dribbling out before she can get in the shower. As you pull on the last of your clothes, you hear a knock on the door.Rebecca gives you a look, eyes wide, her lips mouthing a single word: "Shit.""Rebecca? Sweetie? You in there?" A male voice comes from outside."That's my dad," Rebecca hisses at you, one hand running frantically through her hair.>END OF CHAPTER 2.https://twitter.com/72oOCCJ1
>>36670668>That's my dadand people thought it would be NTR
>>36670668Curse you cosmic meta-textual irony.
>>36670668Ha. Nothing could have saved us, huh.
>>36670668to the window! thanks for running, OP
>>36670631>One orgasm's pretty good for a teenage boy having sex with someone for the first time.rst time with that person).Refractory period takes a hike during adolescence
>>36670668Thanks for running op, btw you passed 666 replies congrats. To the window and away!
>>36670697>implying it still won't be NTRYou're too pure, anon.
>>36670705Reply 666 here. Congrats, anon.>>36670697It still could be.
>>36670668Windows, the poor man's emergency exit.
>>36670711To the wall!But, yeah, OP you rock.
>>36670709actually, now we can sneak out one way or another, it's probably way better than bumping into him while smelling like a cat in heat right outside his daughter's appartment
>>36670668Thanks for running.
>>36670667>I can go for hours without cumming.Are you me?
>>36670741We can always chill out under her bed with our phone on silent.Because that shit's gonna ring if we don't specify.
>>36670768Yes.Don't you know everyone on 4chan is just a different aspect of the same person?
>>36670781Nah. Then it's gonna turn out our teacher's father is blind and has fucking echolocation or something.
>>36670808But I don't want to be a pedo. I don't even like lolis.
The truly pathetic thing here is that you're all bragging and comparing how great you are at pleasing women, but women never do the same.What the fuck are you guys even bragging about? Which one of you can be the best dildo? Which one of you is the best tool for women to use and dispose of? There's something very wrong, because it seems for men sex is all about pleasing women, and for women sex is all about being pleased by men. It's almost as if the man and his sexual pleasure simply do not exist.I guess this also explains why all you betas are so willing to take Rebecca's shit. You have no self-respect.
>>36670668Ended on a good note OP!Thanks for running,.
>>36670838MRA please go and stay go
>>36670855The irony is that you're using "Mens Rights Activist" as an insult. You literally use "someone who believes men should have equal rights" as an insult.Do I even need to explain how pathetic you are?
>>36670838Man, I just want some of that sweet cougar action.Besides, I'm the guy who said he could go for hours.I was definitely not bragging. It's awful for me, and really bugs my girl.
>>36670876It's because assholes made it an insult.
>>36670876SJW please go and stay go.The world is fine.
>>36670876Nowadays it feels like any word describing a person who cares about something, is used as an insult.
>>36670838Women can have multiple orgasms, men can't. Besides, it's a point of pride, to make a bitch ahegao and beg you for more hot dicking.
>>36670884>and really bugs my girl.Oh, poor girl! Look, it's YOUR problem, nobody cares what your bitch thinks. We care what you think.>>36670903Indeed, assholes and quite a few feminists. In Canada, feminists are actively trying to disrupt MRA activity.>>36670914>The world is fine.Now you're just fucking ignoring me. Did you miss the entire point about men taking pride in being glorified dildos and women not caring about the sexual pleasure of men? Men keep bragging about how they can last hours or gave some bitch a trillion orgasms, but do you ever hear women say or even imply anything even remotely of that nature? Nope, not at all. They just judge men on their abilities to please them.If women are this uncaring, masturbation is better than sex.
>>36670955>Women can have multiple orgasms, men can'tYeah...nah. According to Alfred Kinsley not only can men have multiple orgasms, but they're actually more likely to have them (20% vs 15%). Look up the wikipedia article on orgasms, as well as anything related to male multiple orgasms on google.>Besides, it's a point of pride, to make a bitch ahegao and beg you for more hot dicking.And why can't women take pride in making a man ahegao and beg for more pussy? Oh, right! Because men are tools.
>>36670975Well, I can suck dick pretty well. That's what my boyfriend tells me anyway
>>36670838because us guys are a LOT easier to please?
>>36670975>>36671016In fact, forget about googling anything. I'll save you the trouble.http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-data.html>>36671048Are we? Just look at this thread and the myth that men can't have multiple orgasms. There are just convenient little falsehoods that prevent women from even trying. "Oh, men are simple. They all want beer and sex and nothing else! Not like us women! We are advanced beings with complex feelings and emotional and sexual needs"It's horrible that not only men have to do the most effort to get sex, but still are considered a tool when they actually get it.
>>36671103>They all want beer and sex and nothing else!yeah, that's a shamewe want sex and beer and STEAK
>>36670876It wouldn't be an insult if MRAs weren't such pathetic manchildren who have spent their movement's whole life framing it as "we only care about men's rights in that we use it to drown out women entirely".
>>36671016That's the beauty of it, they think of you as a tool. Once you dick them properly though, they become your tool and love every minute of it.
>>36671138Funny, but you're missing the point. Women are pushing a narrative in which men are simple creatures and women are superior due to having more complex emotional needs, and they can actually get away with it because any man who comes out for wanting to have his emotional needs fulfilled is a pussy and any man who wants to have his sexual needs fulfilled is a pervert. Women who open up about their feelings, on the other hand, are "brave" and women who come out for their sexual needs are "sexually liberated".Men can do no right, women can do no wrong. And that is why men keep being tools in the eyes of women. I'd say women barely treat men any better than domesticated animals. At least animals get food from their masters, men are expected to pay for the meals of their mistresses.
>>36671198I think you missed >>36671019
>>36670832We are the hive mind, Anon. It is already too late.
>>36671198Meet real people instead of your incestuous MRA fuckfest.
>>36670832What? What about Etna? Everyone likes her, and she's way older than you'll ever be so it's legal!
>>36671337That picture is obviously just a slim, leggy girl with a flat chest, not a loli.
>>36671309sadly, i'm afraid he's right in that american girls don't give a shit about you but we all knew from the start that russian lolis >>>>>>> american old hags, right?
>>36671437I should do a "mail order bride" quest where you romance a Ukrainian girl via one of Those websites and then have to deal with culture shock, everyone thinking you're a disgusting pervert, and other drama.
>>36671016>And why can't women take pride in making a man ahegao and beg for more pussy? Oh, right! Because men are tools.I've known a couple of women who delight in that, but yes it's a minority. It's probably a side effect of the toxic attitude to female sexuality plus the usual bullshit myths about men being simplistic he-man stronk figures etc.It's like how I can't take a lot of dommes seriously at all, as they just come across as insecure and immature people trying to boost their own egos by putting down and abusing someone else, instead of someone who really has control.
>>36670697>>36670721>>36670722So we're gonna bang the Dad?
>>36670667I kinda have the same issue. Type-1 Diabetes man. Fucks with the nerves down there.
>>36671337This is a pic of her, closer to the original artwork.
>>36671581I'd still say slim woman rather than loli.
>>36671581Lusting over underage looking girls isn't cool, dood.
>>36671728Actually, it's extremely cool, normalfag.
>>36671728But she's over a thousand years old dood. Doesn't that make her an adult?
>>36671735I like Tall Girls better, thank you
>>36670876Its an insult because we know you don't, like, donate any money to male rape survivors or anything, idiot. You're just mad at women because they won't give you the sex you deserve.
>>36672254You don't know that at all. The dude who ran The Only Men's Shelter In Canada was an MRA, for example.
>>36670975>Men keep bragging about how they can last hours or gave some bitch a trillion orgasms, but do you ever hear women say or even imply anything even remotely of that nature? Nope, not at all. They just judge men on their abilities to please them.Could you be more of a virgin?EVERY GIRL WHO HAS EVER PLEASURED ME has taken pride in having done so well, and taken efforts to improve their form when recommended. Like, since I was 16 and getting handies in the school attic.