I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town. A card, briefly placed aside in a marathon of passion, now apparently bearing knowledge of 'what I did' to piss off Mr Mishone. I'm sure that can't be great.Now I think about it, I'm kind of a huge degenerate... No, I'm just cool, r-right?Either way, I'm probably in some shit, now that I pissed off one of the richest guys in the country. Hopefully it's just for having Rosa home a minute late."A few minutes can't be that bad." Claire assures me, flicking me behind the ear. "I'm sure he'll just give you a 'very stern talk' and you'll be fine."I just grunt in acknowledgement. "Yeah, you say that as the one who's house wasn't broken into."Claire, for her part, just shrugs it off. "That's a tomorrow problem." She rolls herself into a cocoon of blankets, our cat leaping to land on her stomach.Well, thanks for being a huge help, asshole.>Go to bed, fuck it>Ask someone for help (write in)
>>36562398>Ask someone for helpPray to God.
>>36562398>>Ask someone for help (write in)Text Rosa and ask her what she think it meansdo we have Rosa's moms number? she seems to like us, maybe she could help decipher the message
>>36562398Lets just sleep.>>36562410We aren't THAT fucked. Yet.
>>36562398Start humming a jolly merry christmas song and dance a little bit.Buzz as a response to any query.
>>36562442Hey, that seems sensible.
>>36562398"Oh my god he knows I stole a whole can of peanut butter from my sister when I was five! NOOOOO!"
>>36562442>>36562472Combine these two. Text Rosa reasoning he probably knows about that. Ask to help dig it up from your back yard and return to your sister.
>>36562398>Ask someone for help (write in)MASTERMILLERHE CAN TEACH US HOW TO PERFORM THE SNEAKING MISSION
>>36562398Acquire an axe somewhere.
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I grab my phone from my table and text Rosa. "Yo, mystery note from your dad, says 'he knows what I did' what's he know?"A few minutes later, I get a reply. "I'm sleeping asshole." followed by. "Dunno, probabably something bad." Then, "Which, knowing the things you do, and my dad's sensibilities.... could be a lot of things."I take a slow breath through my nose, before asking the room, "Why do I torture myself so?" Claire snores a response out, and Shoe stares at me, green eyes drooping.Well shit.>Ask Rosa for her mums help>Nope, bed time>Other
>>36562585>Nope, bed timeFuck, let's just sleep and face the music in the morning.
>>36562585>Ask Rosa for help tomorrow after sleeping.
So what do people reckon Mr Mishone is referring to?I'm personally betting he's caught Danny being too close to one of the other girls and believes he's cheating on Rosa.
>>36562651 It's the most probable thing but knowing Chuckles he will learn it was some stupid irrelevant shit after kidnapping a Boeing 707 and trying to crash it in the Princess of Brazil's summer house.
>>36562651>"Rosa! I saw your new 'boyfriend' getting fresh with Claire!">"Yeah, dad, I know. I've done it too."
I jusy realized Mr M was Mr Mishione. I'm retarded.
>>36562723So... was it Mr Mishone who gave Dany those condoms?The plot thickens.
>>36562712*we will learn
"Well, fuck everything, I guess." I launch myself back onto the bed, earning an annoyed grumble from the sleeping girl there.Waking up in a haze that can only be describes as six am, I hear a series of light, rapidly unending knocks on my door.With a few grumbled curses, I open the door. The android with teh face from Mike's collection stands in the hall. "Master says he has a model completed for trialling." It informs me. "When can he show us off for purchase?"Just in case, I pull the robot inside, before anyone sees it.>Write in
>>36562800Phone Rosa up for business information.
>>36562800First of all - find an axe. Just in case.
>>36562816Vetoed. You'll just make use look deranged.>>36562812Seconded.
>>36562800>>36562812thisask it what its designed for and what it can doand what it would like to do as a job
>>36562816May i axe you why not a spear? I it because of the puns?Because i find then unAXEptable.
>>36562812 This. Ask to meet Mr Mishone. We have to talk face to face about whatever made him mad and in the worst case scenario tell him that losing the opportunity of making millions just because he hate us would be a bad idea.
>>36562850We've already got a spear.
>>36562862When did we get a spear?
>>36562875We've always had it, though we occasionally lose it.
>>36562875i believe the joke is that the spear is a penis
>>36562862>>36562875Nevermind, you are talking about genitals.
>>36562850AXE and you shall receive.Walking around with a spear is too tAXEing for our physique. Axe is not very comfy too - but itll still prevent our AXE from being kicked.
>>36562894Sound the klAXEon, big reAXEtion, your puns are an abominAXEtion.
>>36562918Ok we clearly passed the point where we should have stopped.
>>36562925RelAXE. This puns shall stop soon.
>>36562925Are you Axing us to cut it out?Dont you find axe puns cleaver?
>>36562800Think to yourself.No, really. Think. Think hard, think like you've never thought before.Like you are on your last exam question which will define your whole future life.Dive into the darkest regions of your sould and listen to the most basic and animalistic urges.Then refuse them and dive even deeper, past the darkness, pass the thoughts into the light of pure understanding.Now get back to reality and with the newfound knowledge pronounce with a loud, clear, strong voice:"Wouldn't it be nice to find a good sturdy axe somewhere?"
I turn away from the creepy robot, pulling my phone up again and calling Rosa. "Uuuuugh. It's like... six am and you woke me up three hours ago, what?""Love you too, Rosa." She grumbles something and smacks her lips on the other end. "Anyways, I think I figured out a business deal your parents could take advantage of.... how does a robotic work force sound?"Rosa groans and I hear her slap herself awake." Good... I guess... I don't know, I'll tell someone in charge." She swallows noisily. "You wanna talk to mum or dad?" She asks>Mrs Mishone>Mr Mishone>Both, preferably
>>36562925Think we're off trAXE?Your thinking's just lAXE.Watch your brain seep through your head crAXE,As you bear witness to more wordplAXE.If you care not for it the AXEit's that way,Just keep moving - you'll notAXE it quickly.Once you're out just don't turn bAXE,And you'll soon find sweet relApXE.
>>36562992>Both, preferablyMr Mishone would be insulted if we didn't speak to him about it and Mrs Mishone can act as the mediating force that spares our life.
>>36562992>Both, preferablyAvoiding Mr Mishone, and talking to his wife behind his back would only make things worse, and talking to Mr Mishone alone(-ish) would not be good too.That said beggars cant be choosers anyone with free time will do.
>>36562992Mr Mishione. Time for manly talk and we can run tk Mrs Mishiome if things go to shit.
>>36562992Also ask Mike about safety protocols. We need emergency shutoff remote/voice command/something. Also ask about the lavs of robotics n junk.
>>36562992"Hi Mr Mishone! I have two very important things to discuss with you.First of all planting papers in our digital age is not the most appreciated way to talk things out. Don't missunderstand me for being antagonistic - i completely understand that you care for well-being of your daughter. But if you want my side on anything - we can have a private chat at your preferable time at some place. At a park for instance -it's a nice day outside.I have a second request which is somewhat unorthodox. Do you happen to have an axe in your household I can borrow?"
>>36563036Orr... we could take Mike with us? Since he knows the features and technical details and all sorts of other things.
>>36562992Personally, I think bringing Mike's robot force to Mr Mishone like this is a bad idea. I don't want him or his wife to think we are dating Rosa to get to them for money.
>>36563041>Do you happen to have an axe in your household I can borrow?"Oh my god, you're getting as annoying as that faggot that keeps spamming 'ass to ass' in the ghost/qtg/Stop it already.inb4 axe to axe
>>36563067>dating Rosa to get to them for money.>Bringing them a new enterpriseAnd, what, once we've set this whole new industry up we'll break it off with Rosa? Whilst retaining business relations?
>>36563067It goes back to the debt we owe them. We're poor and can't do shit as it is, which is why we owe them for not giving Rosa the super-rich husband which will make their company prosperous.
>>36563093" I hope that the fact that I fucked your only daughter and then dumped her doesn't affect our business in the future. How is...ehm...Ro...Ro...What was her name?..Oh, yes...How is Roberta doing?
>>36563073I am sorry anon. I am trying to stop but it's stronger than me. I promise it's for this thread only though.
"Both, I guess?" Rosa grunts, "Alright, come over my place at school, bring your cyborgs or whatever. Need sleep." With that, she falls asleep, still breathing into the call, despite my attempts to wake her.I shake my head and end the call. The robot nods and bows at the waist. "We will make sure Master is ready after you have finished schooling today. This unit will ensure the meeting will exceed expectations." She starts walking, surprisingly organic looking movement carrying her out the door.Mike's a weird guy.I just shrug and shake Claire awake, getting ready for school, stopping by the abandoned gym on the way, as Claire loots the place, leaving a huge pile of equipment by the door to pick up on the way home.With a quick peck on the cheek, she shoves me into my own class. Looking around, I frown, as neither Rosa or Mia are here to talk to yet.Eventually, Rosa stumbles in, just before the bell, looking bedraggled and rings under her eyes, waving at me blearily. A few of the cuntier girls in class make remarks about her having sex hair after the ball last night, calling her a 'fat slut', as Rosa slumps on her desk, tired.>Go yell at them>Leave it be>Other
>>36563055Umm that's for any case with Mikes robots, not only for showcase.There is pretty good chance for the robots going tsundere, or worse.
>>36563142He is AXING to much of us.No one can stop the pun train.
>>36563227>OtherFinger comb Rosa's hair
>>36563232Look, can you at least give yourself a name so I can filter your shit out?>>36563227>Go yell at them
>>36563227Go these the girls for being jelly virgins?
>>36563227>Go yell at themOh girls, jealous that a supposedly "fat slut" gets more hot action than you do? Well too bad there was noone to look at you on the ball last night huh? It's probably an attitude problem though.I mean you don't even carry an axe with yourselves - how are you planning to get a guy like that"
>>36563227>Leave it be
>>36563253>>36563259>>36563292This well end up going badly and cause Rosa to be annoyed.
>>36563292You... I can't hate you and your axes for some reason, even if I really want to.
>>36563227>Leave it beNo reason to snap yet.
>>36563313Well, I didn't suggest we should mock them for being virgins, only yell at them.Just something like, "Hey, you bitches bein' disrespec'ful. You jus' mad she looks better than you even when she's not dressed up"People like having others yell on their behalf.
aaaaaaaaand its a tiefinal D, if that doesnt work, im letting the dice choose>go yell at them>leave it
>>36563401>go yell at them
>>36563401Go yell at them
>>36563350>People like having others yell on their behalfwhile true for some people, Rosa looks like she just wants to sleep through class, since we broke up her sleep schedule twice. Besides, being yelled at by someone like us is like being yelled at by some drunk hobo; a bunch of crazed ranting to be ignored.
>>36563401>>go yell at them
>>36563401>>go yell at themNo actual jelling, just being snarky tho.Maybe offer Mikes robotic maid/boyfriend. We need to distract them from Rosa, so they think about something else.
>>36563423That... depends entirely on what we say. It's not like we're weedy enough to be dismissed outright anymore, not since we've clocked Chad out. We should have the confidence and sensible retorts to yell like a sane angry person
>>36563401>leave itIf anything would validate their little rumor-mongering, it'd be the background guy who talked to her at the ball speaking up in her defense.
leave it wins
>There's way more people saying leave it now than there was before the FDI don't understaaaand. It's not like the yelling margin has decreased either
We should totally draw penis/dickbut on the chalkboard.
>>36563506Yeah, that'll show them we're not a tremendous loser
>>36563401Leave it and yell about axes instead.
Whatever, jealous bitches gonna bitch. Rosa doesn't seem bothered by it. She lays her cheek on the desk and zonks out for most of the morning class, leaving her to jolt awake when Mr O. asks her to read a section for class.Eventually, I get a text from Mia, all it says is. "Busy, no school 2day." Hmm. Probably helping her mum out of the hospital or something.At lunch, Claire spends most of her time trying to stick gummy bears in Rosa's hair as she naps on the table, with me swatting her hands away. Eventually she blinks herself awake, self consciously wiping the puddle of spit she'd left on the table with a napkin. a futile effort at sanitation, giving the cleaners our school has, but oh well."Right!" She slaps a palm on the table. "Robots! Whatta they do? Why do my parents want them?" She snaps her fingers in my face, "Business pitch, GO!">Write in
>>36563567Perfect servant.Impenetrable security.Sorry to say that - but we are mature people so even sex bots. It's probably surprisingly the biggest possibility to sell them. Lonely people, socially awkward, wanting a companion of their dreams. Military? Why not. Hardworking? Sure thing! Have you seen how this robot can swing an axe? God It can cut down a tree in two swings. The axe should be of our manufacturing too though.Then we go with accessories, programming, all the assorted things.Endless possibilities starting here and now.
>>36563567My crazy brother tried to make robot girlfriend/army to take over the world, made bunch of robots, than understood that he probably is better off selling the robots, and getting much money.He has reasonably intelligent AI, and fluidly walking prototypes ready. Call mike and ask the specifics/give phone to Rosa.
>>36563567Should have probably asked Mike.
>>36563567>"Well, er, gimme a few moments to gather my thoughts...">Gesticulate wildly>"Robots! The future is on our doorstep, doing our housework and providing company! As you can see-">Gesture at the non-existant robot beside you>"These robots are ergonomically designed to fully resemble humans and their movement is highly fluid and organic. With fine, yet strong motor control they are capable of doing any task a human can but better! All the while they take a sleek, unassuming form that your average citizen will feel comfortable with in their home. Their personality matrix has been designed to imitate full human behaviour and will warm even the gnarliest of hearts with their scintillating conversation.">"Moreover, these are the first of their kind and no matter what applications we can find for them YOU will be at the prow of the ship chartering this new industry!">"How'd I do? I really need to ask Mike about all their features"
>>36563567"Completely loyal servants and workforce with a fully customizable personality and frame. They can be household servants, construction droids, to full-out combat machines. The tech can be used in everything and anything, from civilian, commercial, law enforcement, to even military applications."And the level of AI that Mike has on these things make them capable of limited independent action: just give it orders and sit back while it does the work."
>>36563567"Well... you can strap a penis onto them. And they can move back and forth. I guess."
Also pro tip, if mike hasn't considered it, make the batteries chargeable separately, and switchable by robot itself. This way instead of waiting hours for robot to recharge, it can go, plug in, take his battery out, put other one in, put the 1rst battery to charge and continue work.Removes the biggest weakness exempt being dumb ass.Also ask Mike about the AI, and how the robots are keeping balance/adapt to new environments/situations.
>>36563743You really think Mike wouldn't have made them capable of operating 24/7?
>>36563754Not unless they are nuclear powered. But yea, we need Mike's breakdown of robotics.
>>36563781there are many many other extremely efficient power sources anon, nuclear is not the only one
"Well, they're completely loyal servants, would make for a fantastic fighting force, security or military, stronger than 100 men and highly customisable. Usable in almost any field, they truly are the fu-" Rosa just nods, "Alright you're good. You can stop now." I pout, I was just getting into it too."Just make sure they don't, like, break my house or something. Shit's expensive." She just pats my hand. "Keep going like that, and maybe they'll let you actually work for them." She grins.Claire interjects. "Ohh, big Mr corporate, come to spit on the turfs today?" She asks me, rolling her eyes. I make a shushing gesture, throwing a gummy bear that sticks in her fringe. Claire swats at it with a playful scowl, before flicking it into my open mouth."Slut." Hiss two girls in unison, walking past, two of Nej's wannabe cockwarmers.Rosa stares after them, narrowing her eyes.>What do
>>36563800"Sorry, what was that? I was distracted by the scent of cum on your breath!"
>>36563800>"I... feel like people are excessively throwing derogatory remarks our way today.">"Which is weird, because we didn't even do anything after the prom. Why'd the pick now of all times?"I honestly get the impression that we've somehow been caught smexing Rosa by both her Dad and everyone else. Only we didn't even bang her this weekend.
>>36563800Throw gummy bears at them?
>>36563800"Don't you just love people?"
>>36563800"It is kinda true. I am a slut, after all." Deflect it onto us to get some laughs from Claire and Rosa.
>>36563800>" Hell will freeze over the day Haremette #573 and Haremette #899 have the right to call anyone a slut."
>>36563800"Are they bothering you? Want to see if your money can make their lives hell, legally?"
>>36563800Throw "virgins" casually and walk Rosa away. Ask if Rosa knows where to find an axe.
>>36563800" You can join us if you want, pretry sure it would more fun than waiting for Mr Harem to decide if he prefers girls with ponytails or girls with twintails."
>>36563827>>36563911>>36563800Combine these two
>>36563843You have a point. Rosa was always passed over for insults in favor of us and Claire.Though I still think it would be funny to see Rosa use her family's money for some stereotypical rich bitch behavior, and make the two girls' lives hell mired in legal trouble. Make their parents suffer at work, and tell them specifically that their daughters are to blame for being passed over for promotion, getting extra unpaid overtime, and all of their company's troubles publicly being their fault.
>>36563983Do you know how petty you sound Anon? All they did was call her a slut and you want to ruin their lives. Calm down super villain.
>>36563983Yeah, well, not really. That actually makes the primary recipients of the grief the parents, who in part are at fault for having raised such shits, but still don't deserve greater punishment than the girls themselves.Plus who knows, maybe their parents raised them well and Nej has a girl magnet super power or something.
"Hell's gonna freeze over before I let Nej's random sluts call anyone a slut." I spin around and call after the girls walking away. "What was that? I got distracted by the stink of cum on your breath." A chorus of hoots and 'OOOOOOOOH's roll through the cafeteria. The girls look at me, twin tails and ponytail swaying as they turn, looking like they're going to cry.Then Nej steps forward, walking up to me, still sat on the bench. "Excuse me.... David? I would appreciate if you didn't talk to my.. friends in such a manner." He looks down at me, the bag that hits the back of my head every day slung over his shoulder.>Write in
>>36564021I would appreciate if you taught your "friends" not to talk about my friends in such a manner, as well.
>>36564021"It's Danny, and I don't appreciate them endlessly teasing and bullying my friends either, so if you don't want them to get told, then get them to shut their mouths and stop being petty bitches."
>>36564021"Oh, shut the fuck up. They started it."
>>36564021"I would not be forced to reciprocate in such a manner if such insults were not hurled at my friends first, Nej. Perhaps you should be more aware of your surroundings, and the actions of your "friends"."
>>36564021You know Nej they started they started this with insults. Of course I'm betting they'd be a lot less bitchy if you had enough of a sack to actually treat them like human beings and not like the cocksleeves you want them to be.
>>36564021"The name is not David, and Nej, if your 'friends' were not such gossiping insipid bints who did nothing but insult and bully my friends, then I would not need to respond in such a manner. So take it up with your 'friends'"
>>36564021" They started it when they insulted us for no reason. And, seriously Nej? "Friends"? They obviously want your dick so stop pussimg around. I shouldn't give a fuck but after hearing you talking about your problems in classroom for a whole year I can't take it anymore.
"Listen here, they're the ones that started it and I don't appreciate them bullying my friends all the time. So you want to tell someone to stop, take it up with your stupid 'friends."Nej looks like he's gonna throw a tantrum, before he walks away, deliberately slowly, his two cum dumpsters in waiting running after him.As I spin back around, Rosa smiles, nuzzling into my shoulder. "Heh, you stood up for me." She croons. "Guess you learned something from me stopping you getting your shit wrecked all these years, huh?" Claire asks. I just shrug, as the bell rings for class again. "Well, I'll leave that business shit to you nerds. I got gym goods to appropriate. And perhaps some... quality time with Erica while I'm at it." Claire winks and runs off, before I can comment."Wait... Is Claire fucking your sister too?" Rosa asks. "Cos that's.... I mean it's not illegal, but it's..." She makes a vague face.>Write in
>>36564217>"You wanna a go too? She'd be ever so pleased, I do get all the best girls afterall..."
>>36564217>Shrug and change the theme of conversation.So how is your arranged marriage thing going?
>>36564217"I dunno. They both seem to enjoy it, and I'm hardly in a position to be lecturing them on relationships. I do know that Erica has been more self-confident and seems to be happier nowadays, so maybe it's for the better."
>>36564217Claire is Claire, she and ERica enjoy it and telling them no isn't going to help either one of them. Hell before Claire and I got together everyone including her was convinced she was a lesbian.
>>36564268>Hell before Claire and I got together everyone including her was convinced she was a lesbian.I'm not sure where you're going with that. I imagine by now that Rosa is more than aware that Claire swings in all directions.
>>36564217"You know how Mia can turn me into Dani? Well let's just say that Dani introduced Erica to Claire's get /fit/ sessions and we might have fooled around with her a little."
>>36564217Eh... Claire is Claire.
>>36564217"What can I say, she can't get enough of the Speltin DNA!"
>>36564315No mentioning incest, or superpowers at school.That's just common sense. We end up in trouble.
>>36564217>>36564329Seconding this.Now I have to sleep, thanks for the thread so far Chuckles.
I just shrug. "Eh. Claire's Claire, They both seem to like it, and it's not like I can stop it. Nor or we in a position to lecture them on normal relationships or whatever."Rosa shrugs. "I... guess. It's not like I don't have my own *ahem* tastes." Her eye twinkles at the last word. "Whatever, c'mon, we got class."Nej glares at me as I take my seat in class, but on the other hand, at least he shuts up for the rest of the day, even if he does bash my head extra hard on the way out. "Soon, my pretty, soon." I mumble, stroking an imaginary knife and eyeing his neck. Rosa tugs me out of my chair and leads me to her place, fingers linked in mine. Mike waits outside with the advanced model from my room, as well as a few finished, but not quite as detailed ones with him on the sidewalk.He waves weakly, as we arrive. Rosa stops to inspect them. "Wow... pretty lifelike." She comments, prodding the advanced model, which I'm pretty sure is the one that threatened me."I am a human service unit, designed for personal use by my Master." It intones. "My battery is a self charging solar unit, with an lithium ion backup for emergency. I can provide any and all service-service-service."Mike panics, pulling a multitool from his pocket and fiddling with the back of her skull for a minute. "-Pleasure." It finishes. Mike grunts. "Soooo. Think this is a real get rich quick thing?" He asks, earning a raised eyebrow from Rosa. "Cos, I don't even know how much these'd go for... and... do I keep the patent or what? I don't...">I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonable>I'm having second thoughts about this>Other
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonablePlus if you can keep refining your design they'll definitely want to keep you around.
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonableBut it might be useful to get a patent, perhaps a lawyer and do some legal ass-covering. Trust but verify.
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonablewe may want to lawyer up
>>36564464>>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonable
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonable>Can you give me a full run down of the features? That way I can do the talking if you're not comfortable pitching it>And don't worry if these are a little buggy when you demo them. They'll understand that it's a prototype and since it's far beyond what's available currently it shouldn't dampen their interest
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonableMike gets the patent, with Mishone Corp getting a very lucrative licensing deal.
>>36564494>>36564506inb4 Mishones successfully take all money from the endeavour only for us to marry Rosa and inherit it back
>>36564484Depending on how idiot-savant his designs are they may well NEED him to continue working on them simply because no-one else understands how it all works
>>36564464>I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonable, but be careful to not get ripped off. No one becomes rich, by being fair,and generous.>Can you give me a full run down of the features? That way I can do the talking if you're not comfortable pitching it. Don't give up patents, exclusive licensing at most.Mike is not the best spokesperson.Although, if the robot cant play an audio file with its specifications, its not really ready for presentation.
>>36564577Right now it at proof of concept and prototype phase, he gets access to better materials and facilities he could work wonders considering what he's done in the basement.
>>36564541>They agree to fund Mike on the agreement of Danny marrying Rosa
>>36564607>and changing his surname to Mishone.
"I'm sure the Mishones will be reasonable. Hell, they'll probably hire you to keep improving the designs. right?" Rosa shrugs. "Sure, if you can sell them."I point back to Mike. "Just don't sell the patent. At most, give them exclusive liscensing or something." He nods, before Rosa leads us into the house, waiting outside the parlour room.Eventually we get ushered in. Mrs Mishone waves cheerily, smirking behind her glass of wine, while Mr Mishone stares me down over his glass of scotch, Mike trailing behind me, and the robots behind him. "Afternoon Daniel." Her mother greets.I straighten my back. "Mr Mishone, Mrs Mishone. This is my brother Michael.">Take the lead>Have Mike take the lead
>>36564645>Take the leadSo, uh, why did you neglect to add>Can you give me a full run down of the features? That way I can do the talking if you're not comfortable pitching itto the previous update Chuckles?Did not enough people back it or something?
>>36564645We can't take the lead. we needed >Can you give me a full run down of the features? That way I can do the talking if you're not comfortable pitching itto be able to do that.So let Mike lead, as we cant do the robot justice.
>>36564645>Take the leadGo with the pitch we started with Rosa at school. Mr. Mishone will probably ask for a demonstration of the robot's ability to understand and execute orders.
>>36564699This. If they ask about specs we defer to Mike so he can say them.
>>36564645>Have Mike take the leadWe don't know shit about their capabilities.
>>36564668Can you answer me Chuckles..?
>>36564645Take the lead, explain the basics then let mike explain his shit.
>>36564743>>36564668yeah, it had like 1-2 votes, so no dice
>>36564645>Take the leadExplain basics and let mike explain the tech.
>>36564759Ah, alright. I should've pushed it harder.
Dudes we don't know shit about the robot. We can't present it. Let Mike do it.
>>36564645take the lead, mike isn't exactly good at the social things and if he feels there's something to add that's important enough, he'll say it himself
"And we're here to explain how they would be good for your business." I point to the advanced prototype. "Robots, currently only used as a weapon to protect cities, giant death machines, waiting to protect us. But now, my brother has taken these mechanised contraptions and shrunken them down to human size. Think of the possibilities."Mrs Mishone leans forward. "And, pray tell, how did you come about this?" She asks Mike.He rubs his arm nervously. "I- I've been salvaging parts from old fights for years, and studying the tech, figuring out a way to shrink them them, while maintaining some of the power and capabilities. I also developed my own AI coding programme for them. It's currently not fully learning... but with funding it could?"I step back in. "Just think about the uses for them. As a construction company, imagine the use of a fleet of workers with the strength of 100 men!"Rosa's dad swirls his drink, chewing his moustache end. "And what will I say to the current workers I have to replace to afford their maintenance then, boy?" Uhhhhh.>Write in
>>36564645Did we bring a map of the city with us? Our business pitch is that these bots could help reconstruct some of the more defunct areas of the city at a remarkably affordable rate, which would keep their entire workforce from merely being laid-off right then and there.
>>36564859nothing you can use these for the more dangerous jobs you are hired for.
>>36564859"As my brother said, with proper funding the robots can learn on their own. I'm certain making it so they can repair eachother on the field would be a simple effort, which means you'd merely have to pay for materials and a small number of technicians to ensure they receive orders and follow instructions correctly. One foreman per job site."
>>36564859get them to help construct the robots that will replace them? I don't see how the creation of robots won't just help create MORE jobs revolving around their maintennance
>>36564859One the maintenance cost on these should be far less than that of other larger machines like cranes dozers etc. Also you could have them work in areas too hazardous for normal people. You'll of course need workers for oversight just in case, but that can be taken in shifts. They are robots, so they'll never tire and you can accept far more contracts by them simply working 24/7. Given the state of the city, a faster rebuild time would surely be welcome.
>>36564859Management and repair. Like my brother said, they're not yet fully learning and so require supervision, and there'll always be a need for people to maintain them.
>>36564859>"The maintenance cost is sufficiently low that my brother was capable of constructing one from his own pocket.">"Furthermore, the android's battery is a self charging solar unit, with an lithium ion backup for emergency. The energy demands will be negligible, even when you upscale to thousands of them.">"Besides, with the massive increase in efficiency and profits you stand to achieve you could afford to keep the workers on to simply sit on their arses"
>>36564859"There will always be a place for a human in your workforce, but think, these robots can do the really dangerous hazardous jobs you can't send your human workers into, these robots can work under the guidance of your current workers to better complete their tasks.One does not replace the other completely, but they do supplement each others toolchest significantly."
>>36564859"There's enough construction work that you can send the robots in to hazardous work sites, ones too dangerous to have humans work in cost-effectively, and still keep a human work force for regular construction work. "It could allow your company to take on additional work at prices that your competition simply can't match, keeping your human workforce occupied with your regular workload, and the robots with the more dangerous work."Mr. Mishone, have you considered expanding your business to beyond the Safety Line? A robot workforce could allow you to venture where your competitors dare not to tread."
They can work in hazardous environments, at night, and don't need overtime pay. Self repair can be achieved, if needed, and parts are not that expansive, especially if we mass produce them.This you could expand your business, without firering people, but making them overseers instead. There are a lot of jobs that are hard to do for robots, but easy for people, so you still need people, they just have less chance for injury.
well fuckthanks to the captcha system, i just lost a whole postFuck you captcha
>>36565087This is why you don't write your updates in 4chan, but in a good word processor.Chuckles a stupid.
>>36565087You were typing directly into the reply box? Unlucky man.
>>36565087Chuckles plz.Prewrite your posts in word or notepad or something.
>>36565087Captcha really sucks.
"Think of the opportunities Mr and Mrs Mishone. With a hard working, loyal and efficient force of hyper strong staff, they can work in more dangerous environments, while you keep your regular staff for safer work."Mr Mishone grunts. "And the costs?""They run largely on a solar powered battery, with a lithium backup battery for emergency. Not to mention, they are cheap enough that my brother produced several, out of pocket while unemployed. Not to mention, without fully functioning AI, you can hire more people direct them, further lowering unemployment." Mrs Mishone nods. "Seems well thought out. We make a profit, we look good by increasing employment and we get an army of loyal, unquestioning robots." She add the last bit with a wicked grin to me and Rosa. "I think we should take the deal Rich."Mr Mishone sets his drink down, linking his fingers and staring at me. "I will agree to this contract under a condition. You-" He jabs a finger in my direction, "Are going to leave my daughter alone. Then I will agree to a ten year contract minimum.">Write in
>>36565166"I don't think she'll agree to that"
>>36565166>"Yes, about that note I received... Could you please tell me what transgression you believe me guilty of?"
>>36565166"What is the reason for this condition, Mr. Mishone?"
>>36565166Before I agree to anything I'd like to understand what you think I did exactly. Also, with all due respect, Mr Mishone, I think she gets a say in who she sees.
>>36565166Walk out of the room. No words. Just fucking walk out
>>36565166We share classes and friends. I'm afraid that would be unfeasible. But, more importantly I fear that would make Rosa unhappy, which is something I cannot simply stand by and allow to happen.
>>36565166>>36565217This.>"What is the reason for this condition, Mr. Mishone?"Seriously, what did I do to piss you off?
>>36565246How would that help anyone?
>>36565166"I'm sorry but what? No.1 I love your daughter and she loves me, so I very much doubt thats going to happen, No.2 I brought this deal to you as a gesture of good faith and because I thought we were friends, No.3 what the hell is your problem with me? No.4 does Rosa not get a say in this at all?"
>>36565217This. Be polite.
>>36565166"Mr Mishone, I can't agree to that, not when I love Rosa, and not when you have come into this with the intention to bargain in bad faith."
>>36565334>>36565347Now, now. let's not deny his offer before we know what the fuck he's on about.
"What's the reason for this condition Mr Mishone?" I ask, straightfaced.Rosa chimes in, angry. "Yeah Dad, what teh hell? I love him."He snorts and crosses his arms. "Don't act innocent boy. I know about the others you're seeing behind my daughters back. That boyish one and the hippie with the blue hair." He scowls as his wifes eyes flit between the two if us. "You told me that you had eyes only for my girl. You wanted to make her happy. And yet there you are." Mike coughs and starts to back into a corner, trying to blend in to the wallpaper.>Write in
Come to think of it, it's even odds that he's testing us to see if we choose Rosa or the money.Of course, he could also be seeing if we choose Rosa or our brother.Which is a valid concern when in a world actually populated with superheroes and supervillains, a supervillain could try to force us to choose between our brother or our girlfriend, especially when said girlfriend is heiress to a giant corporation and our brother holds the key to an army of loyal robot soldiers.
I bet he's testing us
>>36565420"Rosa, would you like to tell him about your relationship with our friends or shall I?"If I recall, Rosa has had sex with Claire at least once.
>>36565420Choose rosa over anything.We are the loyal husbando.
>>36565420"Seeing behind Rosa's back? Rosa knows about them, hell we're seeing them together. Rosa honey, mind explaining our somewhat complicated relationship with the others?"
>>36565420"Sir, I believe you have been misinformed. I am not "seeing others" behind Rosa's back. Rather, it would be more accurate to say that we are "servicing" Rosa, and I simply help in keeping everything organized."Basically the excuse of "It's not MY harem, it's ROSA'S. I'm just her sexcretary boy-toy."
>>36565463Claire is bottom bitch now and foreverIt's like I don't even know you anymore, anon.
>>36565420"I'm not seeing anyone behind your daughters back, Rosa knows about Claire and Mia, fuck sir, she's seeing them too. Yes I did say I wanted to make her happy, it's why I'm here sir."
>>36565420She knows Mr Mishione, hell Claire jumped her before I did.
>>36565432I bet he wants to kill us
>>36565420>Try to make eye contact with RosaIf his issue is that we're seeing them behind Rosa's back, a little extra honesty could blast that particular argument right out of the water. Granted, it would likely make things incredibly difficult in OTHER ways... Which she might not want. So, we should probably give her a chance to shut us up before we go around opening our mouths.
>>36565476Fuck are you talking about? Daniel is bottom bitch in Claire's harem.
>>36565420I understand that you want to protect your daughter and don't want her making a mistake, I respect that about you Mr Mishone. But I do truly love Rosa and she knows this, I would never go behind her back and that's a fact. One other thing, I feel that these are two completely different issues, and that it is not fair to my brother or you that this company may miss out on an amazing deal because of an entirely unrelated situation.
>>36565420Seconding >>36565484THEN we can go on about how Rosa knows.
>>36565420"I'm not seeing others behind Rosas back."Let's see what Rosa has to say.
>>36565420Look at osa for help explaining, if no help, "I'm not seeing anyone behind your daughters back, Rosa knows about Claire and Mia.
>>36565420lets do >>36565484 first
>>36565476But I like Claire the least
>>36565511seconding the second part on different issues
I just look to Rosa, eyeing her meaningfully.She purses her lips grimly and exhales. "Daddy. He's... not seeing them behind my back.""What?" He growls, looking to his daughter now. She twiddles her two pointer fingers looking down. "I'm... with them too. It's a... whats the word? Polyamorous.. thing? We all, kinda, share each other." Mrs Mishone quirks an eyebrow at that, leaning her chin on a palm.Mr Mishone however is grinding his teeth slowly. "You mean to tell me." He takes a deep breath. "That you have.. indulged in an alternate lifestyle with this boy and two girls?" Rosa nods, stance firm now, staring him in the eye. "Yes." Mr Mishone sighs. "Well. I can't say I'm thrilled. Or even remotely not furious." He takes another drink. "But you will be an adult soon, and I can't- technically stop you." Rosa and my eyes widen a little. "Daddy?""I do want your word that this will be kept out of the tabloids, however. If a journalist catches a WHIFF of this. I will disinherit you." He growls.Mrs Mishone just leans over and pats him on the thigh. "Oh dear, always so dramatic." She leans up and pats his cheek. "Feel free to invite them over for a dinner some night. Perhaps when your father is out of town though." Mr Mishone deepens in face redness but says nothing, pointing at Mike. "You. You'll have a lab for six months. If you can get them on independent activity, you're hired for five years.">Write in
>>36565705ask mike if he can do it in six months
>>36565705Just say we understand, then politely excuse ourselves. Mike's got a lot of work ahead of him.
>>36565705Fist bump mike"I suppose nothing I say will help your current mood, Sir. But thank you, really."
this is why mike shit his pants when his laptop smashedhe had his waifu bots on there
>>36565705>>36565778Seconding fist bump
>>36565705"Niice!" High five Mr mishoneno but seriously, make a strategic retreat, staying around might just piss him off
>>36565705Ask Mike if he can manage. Then leave.
>>36565705>>36565778This, but maybe add in a bit about truely being sincere in wanting to make Rosa happy, and that means keeping our lives out of the tabloids
>>36565778>>36565809Hold off the fist-bumping until we leave the room first.
>>36565705>>36565843This, thank Rosa's parents and save the bro fist for when we're out of eye shot
>>36565705>ask mike if he can do it in six monthsAlso have him discuss other parts of agreement, such as patent ownership, pay for the 6 months, and hiring of coding helpers/ premade code, and budget for parts for prototypes, or set up time to talk this over ('n stuff)Also after leaving ask if Mike has patents on stuff, and ask him to start patenting this shit, before someone steals it.
"I suppose nothing I could say will help your current mood, sir. But honestly thank you. I meant it when I said I want Rosa to be happy." He scowls at me. "And thank you Mrs Mishone. I'll make sure this never reaches the news."Mr Mishone just points at Mike again. "You. My lawyers will help patent your design, we'll licence it, you get one assistant." Mike nods rapidly. "Report to our offices Thursday. Now all of you. Out."Rosa ushers us out quickly shutting the door behind us. Mike's robots marching in cold unison, barring the advanced model. "Z2." Mike murmers to the advanced one. "Buy me something to actually wear to a job." She nods and leans her head to the side, whirring quietly.I fistbump Mike. "Nice. How's it feel to be an employed AI designer."Mike just gives me a small smile. "G-good. Except that I'll have to wake up at normal hours n-now." He shudders for effect, before rubbing his shoulders, "Uhhh, I think I'll take the gir- robots home now. Later." He waves as the servant guy lets him out.Rosa stares at the parlour door for a few seconds thoughtfully, before jumping over and wrapping her arms around my neck. "You know what just happened?" She asks."What?" I dutifully respond."You stood up to my dad and made him hate you." She pulls away and kisses my cheek. "According to tradition, that makes you, like, fifty times hotter to me." She gives me an exaggerated wink. "You're my shame on my family." She giggles, tickling my chin.I instinctively jerk away, but her fingers chase me. Leading to her pinning me to a wall, giggling as she assaults my armpits. "Rosa- hee- stop- c'mon- you bitch." I wheeze."Yeah? Or what?" She asks.>write in
>>36566124"I'll get you back for this. Don't know how, don't know when. But I will."Let's not push our luck with the servants eavesdropping on us and Mr. Mishone still pissed at us in the next room.We have to go and help Claire with the gym equipment and see how Mia is doing, and set up the first meeting of the Video Game Club with Marie.
>>36566124I'll sick Claire on you.
>>36566185>>36566208This>I'll sick Claire on you.No lewds in front of angry father. Like seriously.
"I'll sic Claire on you." I manage between breaths.Rosa just grins. "Sounds fun." She tells me, stepping back. "Sounds like a party. Now come on. Let's blow this popsicle stand.""Who even talks like that?" I snark at her back, following her down the path.I text Claire, who only responds with. "Busy. At home." And Mia, who says she's at her place, but we're free to swing by if we want.>Go home, get /fit/>Check in on Mia>Take Rosa out for a night on her own (write in)
>>36566480>Take Rosa out for a night on her ownWell we never did get to slow dance with her right?
>>36566480Let's take Rosa for a day out!Walk in the park, or something we won't need her money.And end a great night with lewds.
>>36566480>Take Rosa out for a night on her own (Grab some of her favorite foods and maybe take her by a working arcade or out for a dance)
>>36566480>>Take Rosa out for a night on her own (write in)take her out dancing
>>36566480>Take Rosa out for a night on her ownI do want to know how Janine is doing, and how Mia is coping, but I suppose that can wait till tomorrow.We don't have money yet, so walk in the park, finding a secluded place where we can dance since we didn't get a chance last night, and just making Rosa feel appreciated.
>>36566513Nope. This be a good time.I also think we should also give Marie a dance too sometime, since we couldn't at the dance. Bring over some music and do it at her apartment as a surprise
>>36566480>>Check in on MiaIf we go out, press probably be there. Also where are we going? Clubs suck ass. We could go get some ice cream, or slurpees on the way tho?
I dig Rosa's ribs slightly. "C'mon. I'm takin you out tonight." She flutters her eyelashes dramatically. "My very own night with THE Mr Speltin? WHY MA STARS, I never dreamed of the day." She grins, digging me back in the shoulder, before wrapping a hand around my waist.I respond likewise, slipping my hand in her ass pocket. Mmmm Rosa ass. She gives an obliging squeak to my squeeze as we walk into the setting sun. I walk her through a park into a nice spot, where the orange light of sunset filters in through the leaves in a golden light."Ooooh, naturalistic." She comments."Shut up." I respond, digging headphones out and searching for a slow song, plugging one bud into her ear and the other in mine."Ooooh, Fernando, huh? You gayboy." She snorts, swaying her hips, grabbing my hands and wrapping me around her.We sway as the sun sets around us, listening to the Swede pop that I totally only have ironically. But Rosa does seem to like it, wrapping arms around my neck and swaying softly, quietly singing along, breath tickling my ear."This is nice." She comments. "Y'all sure do know how to treat a lady proper." Casting an eye around, she notes. "We're pretty secluded in here." She murmurs. "Always did wanna try it in the dirt."I hug her tighter a little as the song fades out for the final time.>Write in
>>36566805Kiss her but remind her about the promise with the media thing.
>>36566805I kind of want to, but Mr. Mishone's warning about the tabloids has me thinking that he brought it up for a reason. Let's just bring her back to our place.
>>36566805How secluded are we, and how much people are in the park at night usually?Anyhow its night and there are monsters showing up in parks. Does not seem like a good idea.Suggest her going to the cave we found earlier taught, maybe with other girls(if she wants them to come).>>36566846Don't mention tabloids, makes us seem to care about her wealth more than her. Or some other woman logic thing.
>>36566909More like we don't want her separated from her family for a moment of eroticism.
>>36566846>>36566878>>36566909>>36566924Wasn't that more about it being found out that she was in a polyamorous four way relationship?
>>36566805Kiss her and remind her of her exploding glitter that's going to be very obvious during twilight.
>>36566909>caveWait, the cave that's dangerously close to the Safety Line, and likely has entrances beyond it? That's just asking for a monster attack.
>>36566987We could fuck the monster, if Claire was there. Just saying.
I lean in and kiss her softly on the lips. "I would... but you're dad's tabloids thing got me a little freaked out." Rosa pouts, "We never get to do what I want." She complains lightly. "Ah whatever. Let's grab dinner. My treat."I have like fifteen bucks left, money left on the kitchen bench that I declared mine by rights of finders keepers. I could treat her to something small... but I'd also be broke again.>Let Rosa pay>Pay for dinner>Take her home and cook her something
>>36567138>Take her home and cook her somethingIf you want after we could do it in my yard provided we get somewhere out of sight.
>>36567138>>Take her home and cook her somethingwe get claire time and home cooked meals or romantic as fuck.
>>36567138I feel bad for not fucking her.
>>36567138>Let Rosa payWell, if she wants to.
>>36567187Addendum: if she wants to do it in the dirt. Why not in our back yard?
>>36567138>Take her home and cook her somethingThen we can also bang her without tabloid fear
>>36567138>Take her home and cook her somethingBeing a better cook than Claire isn't saying anything. I want to know how we measure up in the eyes of a normal person.
>>36567206exhibitionism. Doing it in the park is wild. Doing it at Danny's house is old hat.
>>36567206Because the thrill of doing it out in the park is pretty different from backyard fucking.
>>36567138Cook for her.Best husbando for best girl.
>>36567254Rosa's good. But she's not quite best.Knocking Claire from that spot will only become possible if Claire keeps up the fake death/beatings shit.
>>36567138>>Take her home and cook her somethingWe should give her the choice on what sex she might want later, let her imagination run wild.
>>36567296Rosa is best girl. Mia is shit
>>36567386Mia isn't even in the running.
>>36567252>>36567233>exhibitionWow, Rosa is a kinky girl. Maybe we should take her to a public pool for skinny dipping. That should get her going.
>>36567466 What part of " If it gets public no inheritance for Rosa and no work for Mike" don't you get? As much as I would love to do it, fucking up two lives just to satisfy some fetish isn't worth it.
Can we ask Mia for tub full of jelly to have sex in sometime?Or Rosa, she can afford tub of jelly.
"C'mon, better idea. I'll treat you to a world famous Daniel Speltin meal. They've received such high praise as 'better than Claire's cooking' and getting a fifty nince percent in foods class'."Rosa giggles. "A whole fifty nine?" She asks, wrapping into my side as we walk. "Only ten percent away from being hilarious." I assure her.She fakes a laugh. "Ah yes, the funniest of numbers. Forty nine."I smack her head lightly and lead her home. Letting us in, it's kind of late now. Everyone else has retreated to their rooms, or at least left the living room/kitchen area.I give her the full neckbeard treatment, drawing a stool up. "Take a seat, m'lady." She rolls her eyes and sits across the counter"Now, this is a very advanced dish I'm going to make, I call it spaghetti." I inform.She fakes ogling her eyes. "Ooooh. How exotic."The meal I scrape together is... probably over garliced, but Rosa tells me to add more. Eh. No such thing as too much garlic. I scrape in the fried onions and chilli, before setting it to simmer.Rosa swirls some pomegranate juice in a wine glass, looking for all the world like a classy CEO, barring her intentionally shabby rich people clothes. "And then I told them, 'Gucci? I hardly know him.' AHAWHAWAHAW." She smirks. "That's some high class humour for ya."I just shake my head and return to cooking, shoving a plate in front of her, loading it with cheese.Rosa takes a delicate bite, considering. "Well. It's not poison. It's almost really good actually." "I'll take that as a thanks." I grumble setting into my own, as she slides a wine glass of juice into me. "A toast." She says, holding her glass high, slurring her words with a wink."To>Write in
>>36567525Nah, fucking in this tub would make our girls jelly i know it was a lame pun, give me a break.
>>36567537A day with nothing bad happening and spending time with you......... I just jinxed this didn't I?
>>36567537Tempted as hell to say the future Mr and Mrs Speltin. But Claire wouldn't appreciate that.>>36567525What... Why?
>>36567568I don't think they'd mind as long as we jam it in all of them
>>36567537" To your dad not throwing me into your underground rape dungeon."
>>36567537good friends and happiness.
>>36567590To make up for declining kinky sex?We gotta give it to her.All we need is like 4 to 6 packets of that jelly powder mix, and a tub. We can probably do it.
>>36567537>>36567595To not be turned in a rich-folk fucktoy!
>>36567659Jelly man, please. Tub of milk > tub of jelly. Plus Rosa has cowtits and the closer we get to my lactation fetish the better.
"To your dad not throwing me into your families underground rape dungeon." I toast, chinking glasses."Hey! It's not rape, it's just some light S&M stuff." She replies, before slugging her drink back. I sip my own, not entirely sure if that's a joke.Mmm, fruit. Those things I don't eat.Rosa then tucks into her meal, packing spaghetti away rather messily. "Ah, I love getting to eat messy. At home it's always; 'Don't slurp dear, it's impolite.' She grins, wiping her chin with the back of her hand.Hmm>Is that real wine in your glass?>What's up with you?>Other
>>36567758>What's up with you?She seems a bit nervous.
>Is that real wine in your glass?>What's up with you?(In a form of are you okay, not what the hell are you doing).>ask if we can make the lack of public sex up to her.>>36567738Only if we pour in some cereal with naughty name, and wear a funny hat.
>>36567758>Other"Everything okay? You seem a bit...out of sorts."
>>36567758>>36567823might be a better way to word it seconded.Her dad is going to try to kill us. She's terrified of being disowned.
"Everything okay? You seem... out of sorts." I ask.Rosa just giggles and pats her glass. "Everything's nice. I feel all warm inside." She pats her chest. "Because I had a little drinky."Ah. She was sitting near the wine rack. I sniff my glass again, but it only smells like juice. I think. Maybe head does feel a little swimmy."So warm." She adds again, starting to pull her shirt up by the collar, while trying to nuzzle against me sideways still.>What do
>>36567758So... got any axes in your S&M dungeon?Yall thought I left, didn't you?
>>36567808Funny hats and handlebar mustaches are a given. >>36568050>D
>>36568050Help her out of her clothes, obviously.
>>36568050>Get messy on the counter.
>>36568050Finish eating take her to your room, lewd her. She sounds like she could use it. Also we need to eat more fruit so we know if someone tries this again.
>>36568050do unspeakably lewd thingsCaptcha: ghtslu Enlarge
>>36568082>take her to your roomAt least give her the exhibitionism in the house.>>36568081 this
>>36568082The time for civilized and secure has passed, the time for dirt is now.
>>36568050Put the plates in the sink, then take Rosa upstairs.We can help her out of her clothes in our room.
>>36568082Claire's in our room though.
>>36568116>implying that'd be a problem.
>>36568050Get somewhere private, sic Claire on her.
>>36568050Take her there. Make her wear naked apron.
>>36568081So much this
>>36568116Why would that be a problem.
>>36568050Lewd her right here right now
>>36568143This^ naked apron the best. Although we might wear it, instead of her?
>>36568172>not wearing a "Kiss the cook" apron
Guys I think Mia is going to feel left out. She said "you can come over if you want". That's girl for I want to see you.
>>36568279Even though Mia is best girl, tonight is Rosa's night.
>>36568279We're too drunk now, tomorrow.
>>36568279>That's girl for I want to see you.anon are you okay?Rosa best girl
>>36568313 Rosa can't be best girl, Claire is best girl
>>36568279Hey, let's go over there tomorrow and sleep with both her and her crippled mother. Fuck you, Dave!
I lean over and mash my lips into hers, helping her tug her shirt off at the same time, seperating to let it pass between our faces in a millisecond, before pressing back into her.Rosa shoves her plate away, clearing a space on the bench, before climbing up on it, kissing me the whole way."Warrrm." She coos, tugging at her skirt, which I unclip for her, letting it slide to the floor. Rosa giggles as she unclips her bra, looking around. "We're gonna ffuck in the kitchen." She mumbles, as I paw at her chest."Fuck yeah we are." I grin, laying her back and tugging her panties down for her. A door creaks somewhere in the house and we both freeze, my shorts halfway down.Rosa stares at me with a grin, panties hooked on one ankle, but the footsteps just pad along to the bathroom, a brief gap, followed by a flush and that door closing.I breathe a sigh of relief, shaking my head to clear it, as Rosa sits upright, jerking me softly. "I'm pretty good huh?" She asks. I groan and nod, she's probably better than Claire at it.She pulls her palm away and licks my fluids off it, gulping slowly. >Eat her out>P on V action >Vigorous highfiving action >Other
>>36568388>Eat her out
>>36568388>P on V action >Vigorous highfiving action
>>36568388>>Eat her out
>>36568388>Take her butt>"You're the only one for me, Rosa!"Hahahahaha, >P on V action
>>36568388Can we do the jelly, or milk bath thing? otherwise >Eat her out
I'm SICK of eating girls out, we ALWAYS eat them out, it's getting BORING!
>>36567738closer we get to my lactation fetish the better.Why not Marie?We can ask her to start taking some supplements, we can help by massaging and suckling.I'm pretty sure she'd be into it.
>>36568443No, it would be too loud, I guess and it would take too long.
>>36568388>P on V action>>36568368>Claire. Better than anyone
what happened to FATE anon, i wanna see what he does with Claire or Rosa
>>36568388>Time for dessert>Eat her out with whipped cream
>>36568457Okay smarty pants>>36568388>Fisting
In be4 Clare comes down to us in a naked apron with a strap on.
>>36568521Only if she eats US out first.
>>36568388>Eat her outWe're in the kitchen. This is where we eat things.
>>36568299Mia it's worst girl and its not even close
>>36568547>eating in the kitchenYou cook things there anon, you eat in the dining room.
>>36568549Blame her dad, she may not be the best, but she's doing her best.
>>36568465Not him. Sounds good.>>36568556My bad.. we'll prep her in here with cream and chocolate syrup then drag her into the dinning room? Sound fair?
>>36568465>We can ask her to start taking some supplementsI read that as suppositories.CAN IT BE DONE?
>>36568549>MiaThats an odd way to spell Claire
>>36568465>Why not Marie? Rosa's bust is larger. Bigger breasts= more milk, everyone know that.
>>36568590Only with hormonal stuff.Its a turnoff for me, so no thanks.
>>36568572And jelly for that one guy.
>>36568630I think he's one of those guys who likes sticky things. Weird as hell but why not.
I lean down and flick my tongue along her folds, earning a groan as I slip two fingers in. She twists and bucks against me, as I messily eat her out. "Oh fffuck." She groans, hooking her lower legs over my shoulders as I tug her butt closer to the edge for better access.I pick up the speed of fingers, fucking her into a frenzy as she spreads her arms out, back arching, eyes shut, she stuffs one hand in her mouth to bite back her shaky moan, orgasm ripping through her.I keep going plowing through for another, until Rosa lifts herself slightly, presenting me with an item. A can of whipped cream I displaced while cooking.Heh,I give her tits and crotch a decent spray, leaning up and licking her cleavage clean as I messily finger fuck her seizing inner walls. I feel like I could cum just watching her moan."Shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-t." She groans flopping back. "C'mon. Danny. My turn to do you good. Huh?"The wine in my system eggs me on. 'Do it faggot'. Thanks brain will do.>What do
>>36568765put the D in the P
>>36568765Put her on her knees and present ourself to her face then fuck her over the counter.
>>36568765Put the D in the N.In all seriousness, though, let's let Rosa have her fun and choose.
>>36568765D in the A
>>36568765Eh. We already made enough of a mess here that we have to clean up, a few more fluids won't make much of a difference.Let Rosa do what she wants.
>>36568765>69 on the counter. Don't want to let all that cream go to waste!
>>36568500I'm around. I guess I'll take a crack at Rosa then, since she seems the simplest of the girls to write up.
>>36568765Armpit fuck, or a foot job?
>>36568832>>36568854Women like it when a guy takes charge when it comes to sexytimes.
>>36568765Bend her over the counter and fuck her like a slut.
>>36568832N stands for nostril, nazal, or what? How that even works?
>>36568945>like a slutOpposed to what? Further how does one.. fuck someone like a slut?
>>36568765>>36568945This.Hard, fast and slap her ass
I just came here, and I'm astounded that sexbots were mentioned without the obligatory "safety first" response showing up.
Do we have any drawfags? It'd be nice to have accurate representations of all our girls.
>>36568964Nipple?Anyway, bend her over the counter, and fuck her. Maybe switch between that and eating her ass with whipped cream on top
I pull her off the counter, standing on wobbly legs, before spinning her and bending her over the counter.Her tits mashing sideways as they press into the countertop. "Ah, yeah. Fuck me hard."I grin and line up, pushing into her, hopping the alcohol didn't affect my aim. Thankfully I slide in easily into the creamy wet hole. "Gnnn." Rosa and I groan together, practically simultaneously.I push into her, hard and fast, giving her a slap to the ass, before grabbing her by the hips, slamming in and out of her, hard and fast.Rosa turns her head, looking at me over her shoulder. "Harder." A one word order.I grin in my drunkeness and slap her again, before fucking into her like a madman. "FNnnCk." She groans, another orgasm rolling through her, nearly pushing me over the edge too.I'm close. Rosa reaches her hands back, holding my wrists on her waist. "Innnnshide. Do et." She moans.>What do
>>36569093Stop. Suddenly start going reaaalllly slow, and finger her ass
>>36569093You heard the lady
>>36569093>LISTEN TO THE MAGICAL GIRL!
>>36569123This.We gotta be anal about this.
>>36569123Second, lets try and get her cumming twice
>>36569093Give the lady what she wants.
>>36569033Drawfag here, but I think Chuckles already has character portraits for everyone.
>>36569093pull out we dont have a condom on
>>36569346Does he have one for Mia?>>36569389Ssshhh, let's have a baby
"If- you- say so." I grunt with my last few frenzied thrusts and push myself as far inside Rosa as I can go, her insides still shaking and massaging against me. And then I'm over the edge, blasting deep into her, a feeling of freedom flowing through me, I groan with her. "Shit yeah." She growls, pounding the countertop. "Deep in me."I stay inside her for as long as I can, even as I slowly wilt to flaccid, Rosa does her best attempt at kegels, driving a last few lovely sensations into me before I pull out with a lewd pop.I hold her under the armpits, helping ease her off the bench and to the floor. She runs a shaky hand through her hair. "God. I don't think I can even walk. Like. Ever." She grins at me, covered in missed cream, saliva and her own juices that coated the bench, coated over belly in a shiny layer, as I take a seat next to her, trying to fight the grainy blurring at the edge of my vision. A clock confirms that it's past midnight now.>Write in
>>36569405"You're doing the pill right?" Whatever she says, promptly pass out.
>>36569405Clean up, then go to sleep.
>>36569346if you wanna put your own spin on them, thatd be cool>>36569401Mia was a single image i found on google, no idea who its of or what its from
>>36569405>Well let me carry you thehnDrunk heft her up stairway to roomdoor
>>36569405this >>36569426then go to bed
>>36569405Clean up as quick as we can, then help Rosa up to our room. Don't forget to pick up our clothes.
>>36569405> try and clean
>>36569405Go to bed, don't ask about pill because it's redundant. She already told us.
>>36569405Clean up, point out that we did't use a condom, go to sleep.
>>36569432Well then, I'll dig through the archives to get every description I can. Expect something by the next thread, Chuckles
I force myself to stand, grabbing a rag and cleaning up the bench, putting dishes and cream away and just generally making the place not smell like a orgy.Rosa just giggles to herself on the floor, scooping up the mix on her stomach on a pointer finger and tasting. "Mmm, not bad." She mumbles.The kitchen cleaned as far as I can tell, I bend and scoop Rosa upright, letting her lean heavily on me, I press our clothes into her free hand and help her stagger to the hallway.Near the base of the stairs, Rosa's legs give out and she slides to the floor. "Owie." She complains, rubbing her rear, before breaking into more giggles. "My butt."I bend once more and try and scoop her over my shoulders, like a fireman carry. It works for a few seconds, before I stagger and bash into into something, regaining my balance off it.I whip around, confused. I can't see something there. But I do hear a muffled groan of pain, and then hurried footsteps, charging upstairs."Wazzat?" Rosa blurts. "Someone invisible, who thought they should run upstairs." I tell her, shit eating grin forcing its way across my face as I take the first few stairs. Heh.>END OF EPISODE 28
>>36569604ballin.cant wait for all my descriptions to be inconsistent probably
>>36569713soo Erica was watching what a voyeur
>>36569713Eri has invisibility? Neat.
our best trap sister was watching
>>36569713>>36569769>incestuous urges intensify
>>36569791It could just be that she wants a taste of Rosa after having sampled Claire, you know.
>>36569713I mean, it's not like she hasn't seen us naked and fucking other things before and eaten our cum.
>>36569713First improvement to the androids of doom: invisibility. Bro can do shit when he thinks he can buy more chinese cartoon with it.
>>36569820I'd say both. She has shown some interest in Danny recently, that shared shower comes to mind.
>>36569777>chuckles has never said anything about eri's crotch, always skated around it>claire would totally be into our dickgirl sister, itd be best of both worlds for her
>>36569769>>36569774>>36569777It was Mia. Stop with the sarcasm, some dudes (>>36566846 >>36566878 ) can't into complex statements around here
>>36569897How's it Mia? She's at home and doesn't have a key to our house. Nor does she have powers that activate on their own.
>>36569774we gave it to her that time Mum barged in her room
>>36569919she can store power for summoning stuff actually, but who knows to what exent
>>36569897>>36569837>anyone other than Eri after we've seen her go invisible
>>36569919She was the usual voyeur, and she had something to do *way* earlier. And the unclear phrasing of >And Mia, who says she's at her place,
>>36569964We had Mia shieldproof ourselves (at the movies IIRC), who knows what it looked like from the outside.
Wait. How did Eri go invisible without us?
>>36570216Superpower awakening like bro and dad.
>>36570216Daddy gave her the hug.Or it was some other shit mom can do.
>>36569820She's extracted our cum from our girls, frozen it, and licks it like a popsicle whenever she wants powers.
>>36570321Let's sell that too. Magic dicksicle at homoeopathic dosage. Premium for an accurate molding.
>>36570396but its powered by slink anonto every one else its a non magic cumsicle
How could anyone turn invisible/shield themselves if we didn't touch them?
>>36570681Erica is like us and brother likely born with powers. Brother got super smarts, we got empowering, look like she got invisibility.
>>36570681>Pic related, Mia?