No news here! hahaha. I'm sure I'll think of something I need to say later, but we'll deal with that then.Archive here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989++The briefing officer here wears clean, impeccably pressed tigerstipe that looks like it's been out of it's plastic bag for about an hour, max. You have to fight down the urge to ask him if it's still got tags. He's also got a pair of aviators- really, really expensive ones, you'd wager, by the look of them, and one hell of a wristwatch, certainly more expensive than your G-shock. You can see his eyebrow quirk at you and Merlin, though he's got enough sense to not say anything as you walk in, escorted by Brigitte, who takes a seat next to yours and languidly stretches out, throwing one leg over the armrest and into your lap. She grins at you when you look over at her briefly before opening up a notepad to get times, routes, refueling points, callsigns, expected hostiles- all the important shit. “Commander Bishop.” The man says, nodding. “When Commander Laroux said she'd turned up a pilot, I didn't expect it to be you.”You shrug. “I owed maman a favor.”He grins. “A lot of people do.” That said, he turns his head to look at Brigitte. “Commander Laroux, do you think they're qualified?”Brigitte's eyes narrow. “You be careful what you be sayin.” She says, her voice low. “You say you wan de bes, I get de bes. Or you be tinkin you find someone more betta to do dis?” 1/3 (I think)
He shakes his head hastily. “No, no, nothing like that. I'm, ah, sorry.” “Dese two be de bes in de air, oui? We be takin dem, maybe pull off dis harebrain plan yet.” She says, her voice brooking no argument- as far as she's concerned, it seems, you're going, or the mission, whatever it is, is scrubbed. The man swallows- you see his adam's apple bob. “Right. Sorry Commander.” Brigitte waves a hand. “It be fine, but be getting on wid it, if ya please.”“Right. Commander Bishop, this briefing is classified top secret. You know what that means, but just in case you need a reminder, if you breathe a word of this to anyone, you'll find your life turned into a hell of courtrooms, lawyers, and ultrasecure prison cells.”You nod- technically, most of the Wyvern is classified the same.“Several months ago, a joint Delta force and AFSOC mission recovered a Soviet defector, who revealed, among other things, what we're calling VDNI.” He says. “VD-what?” You ask, unable to help yourself. “Vehicle direct neural interface.” He says. “It's highly experimental and requires intensively invasive surgery, as well as carrying significant health risks. In essence, though, it allows a pilot to operate their aircraft directly with their mind, without the need for controls in the cockpit. This allows for an unprecedented level of control.”You can only imagine the possibilities as he continues. “However, we didn't have anything to work on until AFSOC pulled another rabbit out of their hat and fished a soviet ace codenamed white butterfly out of the sea after a Japanese operation to shoot her out of the sky.”You nod as he continues. 2/3
“This gave us a partial system to work with, with a full system assembled and installed into DARPA's MTD eagle by the Soviet defector, who worked on it.” He says, pulling a picture out of a briefcase you didn't see and sliding it onto a projector, showing a heavily modified ejection seat in some unholy abomination of the air force's prized, if ugly, air superiority fighter. “However, recent information has come forward that the soviets are working on an improved version of the system, with a group of modified Fandances and several pilots and witches as crew.” He looks at you. “Intel suggests this is their conclusive answer to you, commander.” You shrug, not too impressed- though you're somewhat flattered. Afterall, that program must have cost billions. “In any case, intel we have indicates this new Fandance model is a match even for the Wyvern-Merlin.” He says, causing you to look over at your RIO, who's been silent this entire time. “Wyvern-Merlin?” You ask, and she shrugs.“I-I made a lot of changes t-to it.” She says. “T-they renamed it.”“However, it's not all bad news.” The man says, scowling at the brief interruption. “Their training base is extremely remote, but fairly poorly defended.”You nod, pulling out a pen and hearing Merlin do the same- this is probably a strike package, with Brigitte setting up target markers or something. “So we're going to have you steal one.”You pause, then shake your head. You can't have heard that right.  “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.” Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?
>>36530958> "I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did."
>>36530958>[x] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?METAL GEAR TIME!
>>36530958> Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?
>>36530958> “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
>>36530958> “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”We are terrible in russian, for start.
>>36530958>[X] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?THERE IS NO WAY THIS PLAN CAN GO WRONG.
>>36531077as long as she does not go Snake Eater on us we should be fine!
>>36530958>[x] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?We stole the best damn witch the Brits have to offer and now we are to steal a plane that Ivan made to counter us? Who do we steal from next? Best night of the Week!
>>36530958>"Hell of a favor."
>>36530958> “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”Miles away, Konstantina Stalinka Jerks to attention.Natalya briefly looks up from cleaning her gun "What is wrong Comrade?""I... I feel as though a perfect opportunity to assist my beloved has come"
>>36530958>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”Haha... ha... what?
>>36530958>other"Wait, I'm a miracle worker in the air but sneakinh onto a soviet base and hijacking a plane? I'm not sure I'm cut out for that."man....doesnt this briefing mean that the powers already know that laika's false identity is fake and that they're just letting laika stay with the PJs?
>>36531114At this rate Frank is going to become the Primarch for the Blood Ravens!
>>36530958>[x] "I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did."If this improved system requires surgery like the white butterfly's version, there's practically no way we're getting that thing off the ground.
>>36531131......I love you all, /tg/.No sarcasm.
>>36530958>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”We are a pilot, not special forces.
 “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”Dunno who is crazier here: the Russians or our spooks.>as well as carrying significant health risksLooks like we have a clue what happens to Laikas legs.>You can only imagine the possibilities as he continues. “However, we didn't have anything to work on until AFSOC pulled another rabbit out of their hat and fished a soviet ace codenamed white butterfly out of the sea after a Japanese operation to shoot her out of the sky.”Looks like Pierce cover is blown.
>>36530958>"...I have heard worse plans."
>>36531197Changing to this.
>>36531192....shit the CIA is going kidnap her
>>36531156I love you too, MangafagShall we commence hand holding?
>>36531237Or, if their smart, they could just start a letter correspondence with her.
>>36530958> “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”There is something wrong with the plan like the surgery part. >You can see his eyebrow quirk at you and Merlin, though he's got enough sense to not say anything as you walk in, escorted by Brigitte, who takes a seat next to yours and languidly stretches out, throwing one leg over the armrest and into your lap. She grins at you when you look over at her briefly before opening up a notepad to get times, routes, refueling points, callsigns, expected hostiles- all the important shit. So guys we know she rested her legs on our lap but where did she place her foot?
>>36531197I'll second this.
>>36531254Blue board, anon. Blue board.But eh, I kinda expect selected circle on USSOCOM will aware about Laika. Kesley must be pulling some favor for Laika, and no way he can do it alone.
>>36531318but whats the price...
>>36531237Not if she's adopted first...
>>36531333She's going to Area 51 when she goes back to the States. The Japanese won't ritually kill her, but she's gonna be a soulless lab rat now.
>>36531361Oh that's a good one!
>>36531361No.>>36531386Is far more likely. You're not buying that little shit a happy meal and we're not putting up with her any longer. She'll be removed soon.
So who's the guy in Tigerstripes?
Wait, are we essentially talking about pulling a Firefox here?
>>36531393>>36531361>implying the CIA would give a flying fuckThat they're kidnapping a kid from her loving "parents" would probably give them a raging boner while they're doing it.
>>36531197Eh, this works.
>>36531436Fuck you she's not going anywhere we're teaching her to eat happiness. The American way!
>>36531445Yeah, that what i thinking too.
>>36531445We must squint like Clint.
>>36531197Okay that made me laugh. You have my support
>>36531498>>36531520>Implying the happy meal wont be drugged and the last thing she remembers before the start with the needles and saws.
>>36531553would be better to keep her intact
>>36530958>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”Years from now when the the war is over and this universe's version of PS2's are created. Ace Witch Combat will have the Wyvern-Merlin as a bullshit bonus boss.
>>36531520God damn I want one!
[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”You set your inkstick down and look at the guy like he's lost his mind. “I've heard worse plans, but what? I'm a pilot, not a SEAL, and there's a lot of gaps. Like, I don't know, the whole surgery thing?” You say. He nods. “Yeah, that would be a problem if these were the full production model.”“So these are prototypes, big deal. Still going to be hard to fly without this, what's it. VDNI?” You say. “Not really. Our sources believe these aircraft have conventional controls as well, they're being used as conversion trainers for their first round of pilots as well as the prototypes for the new model Fandance.”“And what if they're wrong?” You ask. “Den dey be wrong and you be leavin wid us, baron.” Brigitte says from next to you. “You be lettin me worry bout de commando tings, you jus be worryin bout de plane and where you be flyin it, oui?” You look over at her in time to catch a smirk. “Unless,” She says, more than a hint of challenge in her voice, “Ya be wantin to back out, now. It be makin me sad if ya do, but I be tinkin of some udder way to be getting dat favor outta ya, oui?” She pauses. “But it be makin me harder to be doin dat ting we talk about, too.” She shrugs.  It's still crazy, but I'm game.  this is way outside my contract, man. I'm out.
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.Let's do this.
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.
>>36531748>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.remember why we are doing this fokes
>>36531748>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.Using that image is cheating, Ghost
>>36531748>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.Crazy is what Fronk does.
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.Oh well, as long as we got conventional control...
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.eveneven if i didn't owe you I'd still help
oh boy what are the chances that a bat shit crazy soviet tank witch will be there...gauntlet and all
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.We just needed to get the info about the holes in the plan first.
>>36531748>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.
>>36531818>Raikov>at an airbase in the middle of nowhereIt's more likely we find Konstantina and Natalya or Putin's people trying to steal one the planes for themselves.
>>36531818She would think that she has two new hostages to lure Red out.
>>36531748>[x] It's still crazy, but I'll do it."I want it to go on whatever top secret record you have that I am only doing this under duress. And this had better be the only thing you're making me do."
>>36531748> It's still BATSHIT INSANE, but I'm game.
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.ITS LIKE I"M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
>>36531748 It's still crazy, but I'm game. IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
>>36531748 It's still crazy, but I'm game. All and all, we are still PILOT enough for the crazy.
>>36531748> It's still crazy, but I'm game.was asportuwhat is captcha saying?
>>36531865"Hey guys.""Hello, comrade.""You didn't see anything, we didn't see anything. Deal?""As long as we share a drink after the war, comrade, we have a deal."
Hey, is this mean we will meet Akatsuki, Inazuma and Ikazuchi on base?
>>36531967Oh god. If they were. I think Frank might take them.
>>36531748>[X] It's still crazy, but I'm game.First, we steal their Witches. Now, we're stealing their plans. How far will Fronk go to NTR Russia?
BTW, someone asking about the plane in background, is it based on any particular plane or just something made up?
>>36531967Mmm, good point.
>>36531992We kill the witches at that base. If we're stealing the prototype to put the development back, part of the deal is you kill the people working on the project to damage it even more. Rolling a few grenades into a witch barracks, killing the small number of witches who can interface with the technology, would go a long way to preventing Allied casualties.
>>36531983"... Brigitte, find a crate to put them in, they're coming home with us."
>>36532054and then the AA guns shoot us as we take off!
>>36532054>killing>not flashbanging and kidnappingIt's like you don't into POW trades.
>>36532090In before Natalya hitches a ride in the box as well.
>>36532096We're being inserted with a SEAL team. I would hazard a guess that they're going to be disabling the base defenses to prevent them from doing just that.
>>36532090>Implying they aren't already dead before we can see them.Brigitte doesn't play by whatever fluffy bullshit cutesy crap you think she does.
>>36532098And you obviously don't into stopping enemy research the Israeli way.
>>36532164The Israeli way pisses a lot of people off so lets not do that!
>>36532181>Implying Merica doesn't
>>36532148No, but if Frank insist and she can manage to capture them she'll just put it into our tab"Oui, you owe me more with this, Baron"
>>36532098>flashbanging and kidnapping>not nightcrawling, banging and pregnancyIt's like you don't into sowing the seeds of your future so that your Legacy survives. Bonus points if they fall in love with you, like in my Japanese Comics.
I don't know why people keep thinking we can collect all the witches, but it's hilarious to see mentally disabled people posting.
>>36532181>pisses a lot of people off, so let's not do that!>caring what the Soviet Union thinks of us in the middle of WW3I see you, you Communist shit.
>>36532164I do it the American way. Steal everything you can.Last I checked, Israel hasn't landed a man on the moon.
>>36532181You can't knock its effectiveness, though.
>>36532202"one Favor per witch Baron">>36532249ya but then we don't shoot UN schools with tanks...
>>36531748> this is way outside my contract, man. I'm out."Next time please ask for something I am actually trained for."
>>36532248No, but they have kept everyone in the surrounding area from building anything nuclear for 30 some-odd years.
>>36532272Oh I am sure we will get a crash course on how to use a rifle
>>36532267I would shoot UN schools with tanks when they get taken over by terrorist with rocket launchers.
>>36532303Oh my god FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. TAKE YOUR STUPID ARGUMENT BACK TO /pol/ WHERE IT BELONGS.
>>36532248The American way is: Steal what you can, develop what you can by yourself with what you have, and destroy what you can't take with you.We can't take all the witches on the base with us.
>>36532025AFAIK it's not any particular plane, since the picture was drawn before it was revealed what plane they flew. Su-34, by the way.Pic slightly related.
>>36532274Can't deny it's effective, but we're in a situation where we could use the research that's been done. Israel doesn't steal other countries' nuclear programs because they don't need them.
>>36532346First, we don't know the situation. For now, anyway.If we could take them, why not. If not, well that suck but we get their plane.Let's stop counting chicken before eggs.@MercOh, okay.
>>36532371Merc, which AFSOC unit discovered the existance of the VDNI?
>>36532346Yes we can, all we need is a witch, a crate, and an exit. We already have the first and third, it shouldn't be too hard to find the second.
>>36532410The Soviet defector they're talking about is Sokolov. The AFSOC unit in question is Pierce's.
>>36532346Remember how the Russians were carrying witches on their planes during the ambush?We can strap the whole base's complement of witches to the wing pylons of the plane we steal.
>>36532466OH. It was Solokov. Totally forgot about that episode.
>>36532443>Implying they will not resist and cause complications to an already extremely tightly planned operation.This is an idiotic conversation.
>>36532489Don't bother arguing with them, half of /tg/ tries to save people even when it's clear they don't actually want/need to be saved. Besides, it's those brainwashed witches, they'll just try to kill us and Brigitte can shoot them dead and then we don't need to care.
Btw are these new soviet planes two seaters?
I hope trying to "save" the soviet witches gets Merlin or Brigitte shot. Then I can laugh at everyone when they blame the QM for railroading and demand a re-vote or retcon.
>>36532700"H-how could the game world n-not conform to my every desire!? This is an outrage HOPE YOU ENJOY A DEDQUEST!"
>>36532671>“However, recent information has come forward that the soviets are working on an improved version of the system, with a group of modified Fandances and several pilots and witches as crew.” He looks at you. “Intel suggests this is their conclusive answer to you, commander.” I'd assume so, especially since Merlin is here.
>>36532409Hey Mangafag?Lewd Merlin when?
>ittWhat better way to enjoy your quest than shitting all over it for no reason at all!
>>36532834I blame the mod for getting rid of /qtg/.
>>36532921Yeah, it kept them contained.
>>36532921Getting rid of /qtg/ was a good thing, since it was just a shitposting circlejerk, and people who shitpost in quest threads can also get their posts deleted or get banned for their effort.
>>36532944Why did he do that anyway?
>>36532921holy shit, when did this happen?
>>36532950But then the shitposting comes over here.
>>36532974Around a week ago.
[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game. You shake your head. “Man, this is still crazy. But if you need a pilot, I'm your guy.”“C-Crew.” Merlin says. “If they n-need a crew, we're it.”“So amended.” You respond, giving her a smile. She smiles back. “Alright, then, with that over, here's the plan.” The briefing officer- who you're starting to think is probably CIA or NSA or something equally alphabet soup, says. “Commander Laroux and her team will insert with you via an Extreme altitude HALO jump.” You look over at her, and she shrugs. “The base is on the southern edge of the momskiy mountain range, over a hundred klicks from any settlement of any size.”You nod, noting that that probably sticks the base in the ass end of siberia and about a few thousand miles from anything resembling support. On the other hand, the relative remoteness means that you probably won't have to deal with interceptors right away. Probably. “Your return point is Tokachi airfield, an IJA owned base on Honshu. They've agreed to support the mission.” He says. “They'll also be staging an attack on Vladivostok to keep them from launching fighters to intercept you, so ideally all you'll have to do is dodge some SAM sites.”“That's got to be close to two thousand kilometers.” You say, figuring for the middle of east siberia. “Can a fandance make that on internal tanks?” The man nods. “We believe so, yes. Based on recovered wreckage, we think it's got three thousand or so kilometers on internal fuel, maybe a bit more. And it's closer to twenty five hundred.” 1/2
So we're essentially doing a modern version of this mission?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGeSwdL3tM
You wince. “That's not a lot of wiggle room, what's our alternates?” “The only alternates available are NAS Adak in the Aleutians and Elmendorf.” He says. “And both of those are on different lines from Tokachi, so if you intend to put down there, you'll have to make the call as soon as you're in the air.” “And Elmendorf has to be farther than three k, even flying over the pole.” You say, and he nods. “If you have to go to Elmendorf, the only support will be KA-3s out of Nome.” “An, dere be no diversionary support dat way.” Brigitte says. “Dey do no be havin de same tings up dere dey had at de beginnin o dis, but dere's still enough up dere to be causin ya trouble.”“Either way, the call will be yours, commander.” The breifing officer says. You nod, taking the rest of the notes you'll need- callsigns, routes, the usual things as they're explained. Finally, when he's done, you close up your notes, stuffing the note taking gear in a pocket. “So when do we leave?” “We be leavin here tonight.” Brigitte says. “Late. Once we in de air, ya both be belongin to me an mine for de duration.” She grins. “ya be taking dat however ya want, baron.”“In the mean time, though, commander, you're now confined to base.” the breifing officer says. “Don't make us look for you.”“We be havin a party to be goin to anyway.” Brigitte says, massaging your thigh briefly with her heel before swinging her legs back around and standing up. “I be makin sure dey don be goin or doin nothing dey not be supposed to.”2/3 (Whoops)
Halley you faggot. Stop being lazy and finish Slider
The three of you head towards the hangar, where a space has been cleared among the striker racks for Wendy, and a few tables already set up. Slider and Mav are in there helping the ground crew, who've dragged out a couple of their hommade grills. Slider looks up from moving one and nods towards you. “Frank, Kiddo. Brigitte.” She says, adding the last as an almost afterthought. “We're about set up here, need help finding Wendy and carrying some of her gifts over, if you don't mind.” “We'll carry the gifts over” “We'll go find Wendy”
>>36533102> “We'll go find Wendy”
>>36533102> “We'll carry the gifts over”
>>36533102>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”
>>36533030>>36533071>>36533102Is it just me, or is anyone else having 'Mission: Impossible' Theme running in their head now? “We'll go find Wendy”
>>36533102>[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”
>>36533102> “We'll go find Wendy”AEROPLANE NOISES INTO THE HANGER
>>36533102> “We'll carry the gifts over”Didn't we tell them that we hadn't got them anything? Best not to ruin the surprise now
>>36533102>[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”I guess we should check to make sure all the gifts are there.
>>36533102> “We'll go find Wendy”disregard heavy lifting, acquire imouto
>>36533102> “We'll carry the gifts over”Frank is going to LIFT.
>>36533102> “We'll go find Wendy”more people in franks secret fan club
>>36533102> “We'll carry the gifts over”We've gotta bring the gifts for everyone else too, can't have them see em early.
>>36533164>secretHardly a secret at this point.
>>36533102[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”
>>36533102>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”Gotta prepare the secret gifts.Also what ramifications will using a VDNI have on the Frank Merlin combo? We already saw Merlin reacting to the Wyvern's damage in Japan. Will the jets they fly go full super robot/plane and start developing weird ass wings or something? What if the plane starts transforming into a tomcat?
>Find an active Strikers '89>I'm not even halfway through the archive yet
>>36533270Sounds like you need to get back to binging.
>>36533255Fronk and Merlin become one. Orgasmically.All the other witches want to be the copilot after that.
>>36533255Merlin and Fronk commune in wyvern-chan>[Spice Girls] Two Become One
>>36533270Just watch the live thread while binging. Multi-task!
>>36533270I believe in youI'm binging on PJ witches at the moment, so I know your pain
>>36533270The struggle is real, tovarisch.
>>36533270Read faster. Or invent a time machine and go back to the beginning of this thing and do it with us!
>>36533331MoooooouseHows lift treating ye?
>>36533331Oh yea, Mouse, Ghost, how are the puppies?
>>36533102> "We'll go find Wendy">getting to post in an active thread>pic related
>>36533102>[x] “We'll go find Wendy”Wendy is love,Wendy is life
>>36533386>Frank looks at Merlin>your pic related
>>36533349>liftDid you mean life? Cause I didn't think 5/3/1 was gonna be a real actual work out, then the spirit of Wendler found me and smacked me with a barbell.>>36533363Christ they look small in that picture...
>>36533406Of course I meant lift.Do you even lift.
>>36533406I guess that was when they were younger. Are they behaving themselves, or are they crewing on your socks still?
>>36533402MERLIN IS NOT FOR LEWDS
>>36533543What if Psychomoto lewds her? Is she for lewds then?
>>36533102> “We'll go find Wendy”I hope we get a hug from her.Or make her cryMaybe both
>>36533584>wanting to make Wendy cryYou sick bastard.
>>36533580And NTR her brother? Back to /d/ with you.
>>36533331>mfw M0use replied to my post
>>36533607She's making sure Merlin can please her brother properly.
>>36533607>I was just trying to give my brother's wife some advice
>>36533625I talk to him all the time. It loses its charm. All he ever talks about is LIFTING and PROTEIN.
>>36533584clearly she will be so happy that she kisses Frank without thinking
>>36533647I bet you hate fun
>>36533601Is it so sick to see tears of joy
>>36533580Not even Kenji touch Merlin in lewd way yet, and he is the only one allowed for Lewding merlin.
>>36533686Nah, that's Arwen-chan.
>>36533781She hates all but the lewdest fun.
>>36533647sounds like a man after my own heart...I need to go buy more protein
>>36533781>heart shaped pupilsDammit, my only weakness!
>>36533818its a stand you fool!
>>36533686>Lucchini getting bulliedMy boner can only get harder, anon. Do you have more?
>>36533865 i dont even know whats going on in that pic.
>>36533865That I do
>>36533781Ghost.. is apparently stacked.
>>36533686The fuck is going on in this pic?
>>36533943Stonking great tits.
>>36533950she has no sole!
>>36533950She trapped a bug in her shoe. It escaped.
>>36533978If she puts her shoe back on, she'll have a bug in her shoe.
>>36533950>>36533961>>36533964>>36533978Samefag pls go
>>36533102[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”
[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”“We'll carry the gifts over.” You say, after thinking a second, and Slider smiles. “Good!” She says, happily. “I was hoping you'd say that, some of that shit is heavy.” “I figured as much.” You say. “That's why I was just gonna hijack a truck from the lot and use that.” “Better you than me, anyway.” Slider points out, and you nod- her driving is probably classed as a war crime somewhere. The truck- one of those little GMCs that seems to exist on every airbase ever inhabited by US pilots, sits alongside it's twins just outside the hangar. Used for just about everything, from moving crew to moving aircraft parts and the occasional small bomb, they're ubiquitous. What they aren't is comfortable- the three of you cram into the cab only barely, with the shift on the floor poking up between Merlin's knees. Fortunately, the drive is short. Inside the house, you have to hunt down the presents- instead of doing the sensible thing and putting them all in one closet or something, they're squirreled away all over the house. You catch a lucky break when Katya agrees to help, and pretty soon you're relatively sure you've gotten everything. At least, you hope so, though you suppose if you missed something, whoever's present you missed can come back and grab it themselves. 1/2
Katya takes a seat in the bed of the truck, where she's joined at the last second by Sakamoto, who's in uniform, including those short shorts the IJA apparently issues. You'd ask, but you figure everyone's different. “So is it r-really her birthday?” Merlin asks. “I-I never asked.” “Ice did.” You say, hoping you're right. “So it must be close enough, at least.” “W-well at l-least it's now.” She says, after a second. “H-How long will we be gone, anyway?” You look over at Brigitte, who shrugs. “No more dan a week. Well, mebby ten day? It depend on de window dey pick out for us to be goin, and de weather. If it be too bad, dey mebby not want ya flyin in it.”“Hell, bad weather would make our job easier.” You say. “Especially if it's cold.” “Mebby de flyin out part.” Brigitte says, nodding as you pull up to the hangar. “But de getting in, it be makin it harder. Jus you wait an see.”  Why does that not fill me with confidence? This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it! I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36534431 I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36534431> I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36534431>[X] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!Only without the sarcasm.
>>36534431>[x] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36534431> This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!
>>36534431>[X] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36534431>[x] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!We have to reference Ghostbusters.
>>36534431>[x] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!
>>36534431[X] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?
>>36533647Untrue, dick.I also talk about how I will run when I have time. Which is rare. Although, the semester is ending soon...>>36533814Universal Whey Pro.
>>36534431>[X] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!WhatCanPossiblyGoWrong.png
>>36534606>I also talk about how I will run when I have time. Which is rare.You spend more time talking about how you will run when you have time than the time it has taken for you to run so far
>>36534632You got the version with text?
>>36534632Kota pls go
>>36534632Rosalie in making....oh wait, that's inaccurate.
>>36534632Damn, it's been a long time since that has showed up.
>>36534637>You spend more time talking about how you will run when you have time than the time it has taken for you to run so farI kek'd
>>36534650 Of course!
>>36534670Rosalie's mom and/or dad in the making more like
>>36534637Running is a 4-8 unbroken hour commitment - even for a short thread. This is 4-8 hours of a day that I can carve that time out of (see, none) in order to do nothing but sit in front of my computer and write. As it stands, I've struggled to find time to lift and sleep. Welding is a cruel mistress.
>>36534754>As it stands, I've struggled to find time to lift and sleep. Welding is a cruel mistress.Then you must weld a machine that allows you to both lift AND sleep at the same time
>>36534774What is it, Doraemon?
>>36534606I'm sorry. I forgot about that. You also talk about WELDING.
Let us not forget this
>>36534803>I forgot to spoiler
>>36534803Install Core is far less disturbing than this with caption.
>>36534833>>36534803Delete that shit man.
>>36534803>>36534833Then delete it. BLUE board.
>>36534838All the gribbly bits ARE covered up.
>>36534872True, and while that does mean it doesn't violate the rules, the sjw mods who are running around crusading against anything that personally offends them instead of sticking to the rules would probably delete it.
>>36534684Mav is Cupcakespawn. Calling it now.After all, both Cupcake and Mav were best girls.
>>36534910Just post cheese pizza and they'll suicide soon.
>>36534632Thanks, this picture is actually kinda hard to find.
[x] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?“I-” you shake your head. “I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with the presents, huh?” Brigitte laughs and steps out of the truck, taking a large box from Katya and walking towards the tables, where it looks like almost everyone is gathering. You still don't see Wendy, though you figure Slider has gone to find her, since you don't see her here either. You do see Ice, who looks to be taking sight inventory of everything, directing a pair of the crew who are carrying the cake, and telling the twins to stop trying to molest Joe for a half a minute so he can hang the banner between the pair of nearby striker racks. She manages to look over in time to catch you, right as you set down the pile of presents Katya handed you- and Sakamoto stacked another on top. Then proceeded to 'help' you to the table by walking way to close in front of you- enough so that her sword almost tripped you twice. If you didn't know better, you'd have sworn that was on purpose. “Frank!” Ice says, as Sakamoto shoots you a glance and finds a seat near Merlin. “Did you find everything?” The ones in my room? You didn't look in the closet, did you?”  Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.  Oh totally. How very... lewd.
>>36535253>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd
>>36535253> Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.
>>36535253 Oh totally. How very... lewd.
>>36535253>[X] Oh totally. How very... lewd.
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.its a must
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.Teasing time.
>>36535253[X] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.
>>36535253>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.going on a black op soon lets have some fun
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.scandalous
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd."I must say boss you have interesting choice in undergarments."
>>36535253>[x] YesShit eating grin is a must
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.trolololololo.....
>>36535253 Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.
>>36535253> Nah, katya got the ones upstairs."Is there Lewds? it was Lewds, wasn't it Katya?"
>>36535253>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.someone post the pics
>>36535253> Oh totally. How very... lewd.Tease the Ice. I hope she responds to this to acting lewd because her fetishes have been discovered.>"Looks like I need some punishment."
>>36535253>"You didn't look in the closet, did you?"Wonder why shes so nervous http://pastebin.com/8H86uuML
>>36535253>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.
>>36535322>"I must say boss you have interesting choice in undergarments."SHE HAS THE SEXY UNDERWEAR FROM ALASKA
>>36535415>"Punish me, Frank! Tie me up and spank me! You know what I want.">"...It was a joke, boss."
>>36535437>she found them and kept them all
>>36535474>she wears them when she masturbates
>>36535437yes.YES.LET IT BE DONE.
What if it was actually a present for us in the closet?Other than the panties, I know how you guys think.
>>36535534>She wears them under the rope when masturbates
>>36535534>Slider stole the pair with the side tie ribbon thingsdelicious best Sloidah
>>36535571she wears them on her head.
[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd. You grin, and you can see the blush building before you say anything. “Oh, totally.” You say. “How very.... lewd.”She looks surprised that you left it at that, but still blushes the color of a coke can, then shakes her head. “A-At least you got all the presents. T-thanks frank.” She says, and you nod, still grinning. You're about to needle her further, but you're interrupted before you can by Slider. “Look who I found!” she calls, walking in with Wendy, who's wearing a green bandage tied around her eyes like a blindfold. Everybody gets quiet, and you lean in close to Ice. “Is it her birthday?” You ask, practically whispering. She nods. “Close, day after tomorrow.” She says, still blushing lightly. “What- ah.” She pauses. “What did you think?” “Of?” You ask, curious.“The... things. I-in my closet.” I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.  Very interesting.  How does that even work?
>>36535719> How does that even work?
>>36535719> I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
>>36535719>>otherTake our the neck collar she gave us.Grin like a madman.
>>36535719>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, But now I know where to look next time
>>36535750THIS THIS THIS THISBEST OPTION RIGHT HERE
>>36535719> I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room. Before the poor woman gets a heart attack
>>36535719>[x] Very interesting.>[x] How does that even work?
>>36535719> How does that even work?TEEEEAAASSEEE
>>36535719>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.inb4 "I... wouldn't mind if you saw them."
>>36535719>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
>>36535719>[x] How does that even work?
>>36535719>[X] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
>>36535719>>36535750DO IT.FUCKING DO IT
>>36535719> How does that even work?Gotta make her blush so much.
>>36535719> I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room, though with your your reacting I imagine that she might have some choice words and thoughts on the subject.
>>36535750Go for it.
>>36535719 Very interesting. How does that even work?
>>36535719>>36535750ONLY FUCKING SOLUTION, TOAST DIVISION
>>36535750Wait! I change my vote to this!
>>36535750LEWDEST OPTION GO
>>36535750When did that happen?\And pls no
>>36535750going with this!
>>36535820might want to delete your old post
>>36535750DO EET FAGGOT.
>>36535830No idea, I think that anon is just making it up
>>36535830Just pre-berlin.Slider Lace, Ice Collar and Katya cap badge
>>36535719[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
>>36535830The tokens from the 3 waifus?
>>36535860>>36535850That was a canvas belt
>>36535719> Very interesting.
>>36535860I liked the idea from a couple threads ago to try and finagle the ability to paint an eagle holding the tokens as nose art on our plane
>>36535750I support this course of action.
>>36535719>>36535750I cannot disagree
Talking about panties...do i still need to worked on it more?
>>36535934Do a version with the squadron stockings.
>>36535934Glorious sideties. Double thumbs up!
>>36535850It was a belt not a collar...
>>36535979So we gently wrap it around her neck. She'll get what we mean.
What neck collar?When did that happen?
>>36536003Nono.We take it and put it on our neck.
>>36535860That wasn't a collar...
>>36536039She's the sub, silly.
I can just imagine what the Russkie pilots would think if all our witches started wearing ribbon panties and we somehow put a ribbon on the plane>"so NOT ONLY does this dude not obey the laws of physics, but he ALSO has an entire witch-harem? It's just not fair, Sergei!">"I know Vladimir...some men just get all the luck."
So does tripping us count as psychomoto count as flirting?
>>36536055lets not start that shit
>>36536089she can join the harem
>>36536089More like testing the waters. She flirts with her swords.
>>36536089>>36536105>>36536115>>36536123We can't into psychomoto, we don't know how to sword. Do we?
>>36536146we can learn!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSA7CvnBAU
>>36536146yet.We can ask Kimiko to teach us... very closely.
>>36536157Na we become her"TROMBE!"
>>36536146>attach sword to Wyvern>fly really close to ground>swordfight with the plane
>>36536050So the vote with the collar doesn't count?Did we get a collar?
>>36536223I thought we were using the belt as a collar, by putting it around Ice's neck.
>>36536177Can Frank cook?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpB2bpZHuKk
>>36536146We're on officer and a Bishop, of course we sword.
>>36536240>Ice drags Fronk off for lewd times
>>36536409We should keep one with us in the cockpit. Pop the hatch open mid-flight and poke enemy witches with it.
>>36536258Isn't Fronk an Academy grad?He can probably make the basics, but he's no chef...I'd guess
>>36536424We've already got something in our pants for poking witches.
[x] Write in (It was a belt, but the effect is the same, ya know?)In response, you fish in a pocket for a second, pulling out a battered canvas belt. A battered canvas belt that once rested on the stick in your cockpit, alongside a piece of lace and a soviet witch's cap badge. You don't even have to look to feel Ice flush infrared- you can actually feel the heat rolling off her. It gets worse when, wordlessly, you grin, then repocket the belt. She doesn't say anything, standing there kind of speechless- you assume her mind's going about warp 9, but that's not going to do her any good, and someone's bound to notice sooner rather than later. You gently guide her to a chair and have her sit- Merlin shoots you a questioning look, but doesn't ask anything. She's a good RIO, and knows sometimes it's best just to not ask. Especially when it comes to you. “Wendy!” You greet, nodding at Slider, who shoots you a bit of a look and indicates Ice with a jerk of her head. “Sir Bishop!” She says, looking near the source of your voice- not quite at you, but close. “Wendy, what did I say about that?” You ask, holding up a 'wait a second' finger for Slider. “That- uh. Oh, bother.” She says, as you nod. “You wouldn't really do that, would you?” Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere. ... No, no I suppose not.
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.it gonna be good
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere."You know I would
>>36536505>[X] Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.She needs to learn.
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.Also, sit on Ice's lap. Or set her on our lap. Something like that.
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.ice a best
>>36536505>[x]... No, no I suppose not.We broke Ice, I love it!
>>36536603You could say that Ice...[sunglasses]...was too brittle.
>>36536603Nothing can't be fixed by good application of duct tape.Or rope.
>>36536505... No, no I suppose not.There is such a thing as too much teasing, when it's her first birthday party in a decade.
>>36536640>too much teasing>right after we broke IceBesides, siccing the sharks on her will be a learning experience.
>>36536505>“Wendy, what did I say about that?”What did we say about what?
>>36536632We grab Slider and Katya and give Ice some love?
>>36536505 Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.
>>36536672That we'd really hand her over to the Sharks for a night.
>>36536672Calling us Sir Bishop.
>>36536714Context? I'm still lost
>>36536505>[X] Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.
>>36536505> Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.SHARK BAIT OOH HA HA
>>36536684I think if we did that, we'd need to give them all a one on one session first. Especially Slider.
>>36536728If she called us 'Sir Bishop' again, we'd give her to the Sharks.
OH GOD TELL ME WE DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY ROUTELOCK ICE.Mav a best, btw.
>>36536769>SHARK BAIT OOH HA HA
>>36536797We routelocked the big 3 harem a long time ago anon.
>>36536797I don't think Ghost would do that to us. But we probably need another write up where Ice ties herself up, because unless we "help" her, she's going to be very hot under the collar.
>>36536813More like hot under the ropes, if you know what I mean...
>>36536813We could get Fapfic to write it
>>36536797my niggah Slider, Ice, Mav end, best end.
>>36536847Sloidah, Ice, Katya, Brigitte end best end.
>>36536797I doubt it but if we did I'd die of laughter.
>>36536833There's still a collar involved if we do it right. >>36536844I could find a girl to do it with live before Fapfic writes it.
>>36536847>double-amputee MavTruly, war is a cruel thing
>>36536847Add Wendy and I would agree.
>>36536875Nah, the drawfag just fucked up her arms, her right hand is resting on her right boob, but you can't really tell
>>36536917....its easier to say 'everyone'.sans Merlin.
>>36536867not all? why limit our selves!
>>36536917Add Katya Wendy and psychomoto maybe Konstantina too
>>36536961Anon, the big 3 are the first sphere harem, Brigitte runs the second sphere harem, of which Mav and konnie would be in, the rest excepting Merlin would be in the third sphere harem
>>36536961MERLIN IS NOT FOR LEWDS
[x] Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere. You look back over your shoulder at Alyssa and Clarissa, both of whom look to be trying to cage in Joe. He's learned, of course, and is leaving himself plenty of escape routes, managing to stay out of reach. Frustratingly out of reach, you suppose, for the twins. You interrupt. “Alyssa! Clarissa! C'mere.” You bark across the hangar, and both of them look up, at you, then at each other. They shrug and trot over. “What's up Frank?” Alyssa asks. “Oh glorious flight leader whom we all love and adore and wouldn't mind seeing nak-”“Right.” You say, cutting her off. “So, Wendy here needs to learn to stop calling me Sir Bishop.” You say. “I was thinking you two might like to take a night and help her break that habit?” Alyssa looks at you, then looks at Wendy. “Oh bother.” Wendy repeats again, with more emphasis on 'bother' thank last time. “I don't know, Frank.” She says, after a second. “Maybe you should take a night with her to teach her that, ya know?”Clarissa nods. “She's right, kinda sounds like your problem.”“Besides, what would we do? Watch movies and paint our nails and talk about how you really aren't that great and it makes no sense how many girls are chasing you when we're right here and available?”Alyssa adds in. “But since you asked,” Clarissa says, looking over at Wendy again. “We'll do it. Cos you're our boss.” Alyssa finishes. “Bollocks.” Wendy says. “Good. I'm glad we could come to an agreement.” You state, walking over and guiding Wendy to her chair at the head of the table. “But that's for later. Now, Wendy, did Slider say why we needed you in here?” “N-no?” She says, kind of hesitantly. “But I'm beginning to think I should have stayed in the armory.”  “Well, I mean, if you want to go back, we can donate the cake and give all these presents away.....” Just untie her blindfold already
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold alreadyAnd put it on Ice.
 Just untie her blindfold already
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold alreadyLet's not be mean
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold already
>>36537015>[X] Just untie her blindfold already
>>36537031I like you
>>36537015>[x] Just untie her blindfold alreadyJoking about this would just be mean.
>>36536996>Mav and Konstantina higher ranking wives than Wendy and SakamotoShit taste pleb confirmed
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold already
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold already>>36536996And Rosalie.Except if you into NTR or swinger.
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold already>>36537031Toss it to her and wink.
>>36537015>[x] Just untie her blindfold alreadyTossing it to Ice optional
>>36537082We're supposed to be the dom one. Besides, putting it on is much lewder.
>>36537031 LewdIcy what you're going for
>>36537031DO EET>>36537102Looks like he wants to break the Ice.
>>36537069never said they wouldn't be in there too>>36537080>NTRnope nope nope nopebesides Rosalie is a bro and already taken, by another bro too, we ain't messing with that
>>36537126Jun'luc is pretty bro tier for a tank driver
>>36537031you mean, "tie it around Ice's neck, like a collar"
>>36537126>besides Rosalie is a bro and already taken, by another bro too, we ain't messing with thatI glad we are on same page.
>>36537149Ooh, that's a better idea.Voting for this.
>>36537015>[x] Just untie her blindfold already
[x] Just untie her blindfold already-[x] Put it on Ice>>36536875>>36536941Either the drawfag's ~lazy~ and didn't want to take a print out and redraw, or he's a colossal faggot>>36533094Can't. Finals are coming up. Maybe after New Years.
>>36537195>EitherYou mean both don't you
>>36537220The timing, though. Ice is broken already, this would shatter her. She'd beg Frank to drag her off and have his way with her.
>>36537220This. Wendy is the star right now.
>>36537031>>36537082>>36537091How about no, this is Wendy's moment right now after all and anyway we can put it on Ice later.
>>36537031DO EET GOAST
>>36537247Which isn't really appropriate right now.Plus if we hold off there's the whole week specops trip for her to get herself all hot and bothered.
>>36537318>not wanting to turn Wendy's party into a giant orgyPlebian.
>>36537015>[X] Just untie her blindfold alreadyThen blindfold Ice while we can still get away with it.
>>36537247Or you wait until she gains a bit back, then you strike. She'll shatter and break harder then ever.
>>36537318Right now, it's Wendy's time. Once that's done, it's fair game.Give Ice until the end of Wendy's party to cool down and collect herself, then knock her for a loop again once party's over with the blindfold.Then let her stew on it for a week while we go get our Metal Gear on.
>>36537363Its Wendy's first party in forever. You can wait for your lewd shif.
>>36537363Fuck off with the lewd, faggot. It's Wendy's time now.
>>36537015>[x] Just untie her blindfold alreadyAnd get ready to give her a big hug
>>36537363LEWD THE HAREM LATERPARTY THE WENDY NOE
>>36537421reasonable.As much i want to lewd Ice, this is Wendy's moment and we should remember that.
>>36537469LEWD THE WENDY NOWLEWD THE HAREM NOW TOO
>>36537492Ghost, would wendy have ever potentially been a waifu option had we not turned into walking witchnip for ice/katya/slider?
>>36537509>implying Sakamoto and Wendy aren't still in the Waifub OwlWendy a bestW E N D YENDY
>>36537015>UNTIE HER BLINDFOLDSPUT A CAKE IN HER MOUTHA DONG-SHAPED CAKE.
>>36537015> Just untie her blindfold alreadyThink we've teased Ice enough. Any more and she'll melt right in the middle of Wendy's bday party
>>36537532W E N D YAIFU
>>36537558whoever you arewherever you are whenever you arewe are brothers
>>36537556That's the plan. Use Ice's breakdown to trigger a giant orgy for the waifus.It'll be a birthday Wendy never forgets.
>>36537558W E N D YAIFUIT ALL FITS
>>36537584The birthday she fucked Frank Bishop for the first time?
wait, so goose also join the orgy?
>>36537663No, no orgy. Stop egging them on. Its a stupid idea anyway.
>>36537606W E N D YA DI NF EU F I A W
>>36537642Until she ahegao'd. Several times.With Kimiko making Merlin watching the whole thing and telling her she expects her to do that to Kenji.captcha: natarenh otpEVEN CAPTCHA KNOWS THAT WENDY X FRONK IS THE REAL OTP
>>36537663She gets goosed.
>>36537670Not so stupid if its outside canon.>>36537675...hohoho.
>/tg/ wants to bang squadron before embarking on a dangerous sneaking mission that will likely be followed by a mad dash and/or running battle back to allied lines in an unfamiliar aircraft>pic re-goddamn-lated
>>36537715....well, do pineapple salad in party menu?
>>36537715It actually somewhat makes sense IC. Frank might be nervous as fuck. Probably is.
>>36537713I hate non canon stuff that goes full retard. Which this clearly is.
>>36537715We've faced deathflags before, including eating pineapple salad and they never have bothered us anyway.
>>36537715Now all we need is some pineapple salad.
>>36537670Goose, oh coarse that's ridiculous.Everyone else besides Merlin is free game though
>>36537681>>36537606>>36537558>>36537532>>36537492DO WE EVEN HAVE A REFERENCE DRAWING FOR WENDY? I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS AND/OR IN NEED OF ONE
Instead of an orgy, why not have an exciting, fun filled party, with all the squadron enjoying the festivities, until Frank realises that he hasn't really seen Wendy around after the cake. Cue him walking round to the back, and you see Wendy just sitting by herself, watching the sky.She feels really awkward and unsure about how to really party and socialise like everyone else. She kinda feels overwhelmed and a little bit scared about being liked by so many people.So Frank Bishop sits with her outside for the rest of the night, and they just watch the skies in peace whilst the party carries on.Awkward leaning and hand holding optional.
>>36537762And Rosalie.Rosalie is engaged and a much better Frenchy than... her grandmother.
>>36537762Mav? She has the Youngspawn.We can fix that relationship Cupcake-style, though. We just fuck the Youngspawn too.
>>36537784Anon, either write lewds, or quit it with the fanfiction.
>>36537784and then Wendy gets the birthday sex
>>36537792Damn. I was drawing a Wendy for a different quest earlier. And here I thought I could pull double duty,
>>36537793>Rosalie>Better FrenchieClearly you never read the Perrine Rapefic
SAVE US GOAST. SAVE US FROM ALL OF THIS FUN
>>36537834Gib link nao.
>>36537798He's fine how about you fuck off instead.
>>36537798Everytime I try to write lewds, I end up writing something disgustingly sweet and vanilla instead.
>>36537839seems the puppeh get him.
>>36537839This is the future you chose, Anon.
>>36537863this is bad...how?
>>36537863Is there a problem with that?
Page nine warning.
>>36537863but thats a good thing...write more lewds
>>36537906Obv ghost will start a new thread, and all this shall go away. For like 15 minutes.
[x] Just untie her blindfold alreadyYou shake your head, grinning, as you walk around her chair and untie her 'blindfold', pocketing the green bandage. You hear a sharp intake of breath as Wendy sees everything in front of her- the cake, the whole squadron and most of the ground crew, the pile of presents on the end of the table, as well as the plates of food being brought over now as the burgers and sausage finish cooking- hot dogs just weren't available in any quantity, but ground beef was. “I-is this?” She gets out, right before the combined flight and ground crews shake the hangar by yelling happy birthday. Wendy sits for a second longer, then jumps out of her chair, enfolding you in a rib-cracking hug- almost as good as one of Sliders. You return it for a second, before she releases you and nods up at you. You can see the tears forming in her eyes, but her smile tells the real story, though you have to wonder how long her stiff upper lip mindset is going to be able to hold on. 1/2
Did we turn wendy into the Shark's fucktoy?
>>36537834Clearly I have read that.Rosalie is acting all bro and friendly and NOT FRENCH.
“Let's eat, huh?” You say, moving down to your own seat, flanked by Merlin and Brigitte. While the pickings are kind of slim by the time the plate gets to you- you split a burger with Merlin- there's plenty of cake to go around, even after Wendy gets the first piece shoved in her mouth by Goose. Tradition, you tell her. Well, it's as good a time as any to start a new tradition, right?You all sit for a minute after the cake- Wendy ate three pieces, nearly tying Merlin's four. The kid can really demolish chocolate cake, it's gotta be her special witch power or whatever, you think. “Well, time for presents?” You ask, getting a nod from Slider. You end up heading down to the end of the table to get them- seems everyone here got her one, though you put Merlin's name on the gunsmith’s kit along with your own. Who's do you send down first? Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability! Let's see what the boss got her.  Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.  Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way. ++I know it's page nine, but we're almost done and I hate to start a new thread if we won't really need it. We'll see where we're at next update
>>36537976>[x] Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.
>>36537976>[x] Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!WE ARE THE GHOST OF PRESENTS
>>36537976> Let's see what the boss got her.
>>36537976[X] Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.
>>36537976> Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!
>>36537976> Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.
>>36537976>[x] Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.
>>36537976>[X] Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!THE GHOST OF PRESENTS COMETH.
>>36537976>[x] Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!Proper gifts first, then the gags.
>>36537976> Slider's first, lets get the gag gift out of the way.Customary to get the funny stuff out of the way. inb4 its actually really thoughtful and subtle, because Slider's actually really nice.
>>36537976> Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.
>>36537976>[X] Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.
>>36537976> Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.money says it's vanilla as ice cream
>>36537976>[x] Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!
>>36537976 Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.
>>36537976 Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way. Watch. She actually got Wendy something thoughtful.
>>36537976> Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!We best present ghost.
>>36537976> Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.lets not be a douche
>>36537976> Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.Save the best for last.
>>36537976[ ] Find Mav's GiftIt's probably Goose in nothing but a ribbon.
>>36537976> Let's see what the boss got her.or> Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.Save ours/Merlin's for last
>>36537976> Let's see what the boss got her.Best for last, obvs.
>>36537976> Send your own, let her open that. Let them all despair at your perfect gift-giving ability!We'll show them, we'll show them all!
>>36537976> Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.>"For you and Frank">it's a strapon
>>36537976> Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.
>>36537976> Let's see what the boss got her.> Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way.One or the other
>>36537976>[X] Let's see what the boss got her.Best for last
>>36537976>[x] Why does the shark's box look like it holds something lewd? Send that down.I think they might appreciate us sending theirs first.I actually wonder if Slider might actually give something thoughtful rather than a gag gift, considering it is Wendy. She did an amazing job of protecting us, and I'm pretty sure the Holy Trifecta around us appreciate that a lot.Or was it a Holy Hexagon or something...?
>>36538160It's probably evolved into a more complex shape than 3 sides.
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[x] Slider's first, let's get the gag gift out of the way. “Ah, let's see...” You say, looking through the gifts. “How about Slider's? Let's get this gag gift out of the way first.” You pick up the box and carry it over, putting it in front of Wendy who pulls out a pocket knife and carefully starts opening up the wrapping paper by cutting the tape. “Ah, Wendy-” You start, but she answers before you can finish. “I don't want to make a mess.” She says, slowly opening it. Inside is a plain brown box without any identifying marks. She pulls it open and gasps, pulling out a stack of CDs and one of those brand new- and highly expensive- portable CD players, along with a set of headphones and a couple packs of batteries. Slider speaks up, explaining it. “You'd said you really liked the Beatles, so that's all their albums.” She says. “Plus, ah, a couple packs of batteries and some headphones. Sorry, it's not much, all I could find with short notice.”“It's marvelous Rachel, thank you.” Wendy says, hugging the box for a second before setting it down and looking at you. 1/2
>>36538538>, pulling out a stack of CDs and one of those brand new- and highly expensive- portable CD players>I remember these thingsI suddenly feel really old.
She goes through the rest of the presents fairly quickly, gaining an impressive pile of new socks and stockings, a leather aviator's jacket, a pair of scarfs, a Winnie the Pooh stuffed bear, and a necklace that looks like it's been hand made, though out of what, you're not sure. Finally, you send down your gift. “That's from me and Merlin.” You say, setting it down in front of her. “We hope you like it.”She smiles- beams, really- at you. “I'm sure I will. Shall I open it?” “Please do!” You say, laughing. It takes her a minute- she could have spared the time, it was just wrapped in newspaper- and opens the box, frowning for a split second before looking up at you. “Sir- I mean,- This is too much.” She says, sadly. “It's amazing, and I'd love to have it, but it must have cost a fortune!” You shrug- it's by far the most expensive of the lot, you're sure, but you don't regret making the purchase. “Not too bad, you'd be surprised. Do you like it?” “I-it's amazing.” She says, quietly. “I'm not sure I'll be good enough with it to deserve it, I'm afraid.” “Bullshit.” Slider says, flatly. “And you can prove it by doing some work on my Remingtons, if you're up for it.” Everyone looks at her, and she shrugs. “You see what she did to her rifle with borrowed crap tools? I want to see what she can do with a set of her own. Can you imagine what's gonna happen if her and Merlin team up?”You can imagine all too well. Merlin's already weaponized cute, if she teaches Wendy to do it, the forces of man are doomed.
>>36538538Now I want to know where Slider was able to find a portable CD player in what, 1990, in Poland(?)>>36538557>Merlin's already weaponized cute, if she teaches Wendy to do it, the forces of man are doomed.You've doomed us all Slider.
And that's it for the night!Cutting it a bit close there I know, but it really didn't need a second thread for one update, I felt that'd have just been rude, really. Hope Wendy's birthday was a bit better for you guys than the cookout, if not, hey, I'll work on something else! hahaha. Work progresses on the PJW and SWQ related projects, chapter 1 of the PJW thing should be done for this weekend. Looking forward to getting that out, even if I am a shitty writer, haha!Anyway, gents, that's it for now, we'll be back next week at the regular time, of course. Till then, gents, take care and cheers!
>>36538557Is Ice still sitting there blushing?
>>36538557So who got Wendy which gift?Anything specific?Also what about the stockings we got for the girls?What was the surprise idea when we got stockings for Wendy?
>>36538595Good run as always Ghost.
>>36538595Thanks for today boss! And i think Merlin and Wendy collaboration will doomed more than man...>>36538603>What was the surprise idea when we got stockings for Wendy?Perhaps spellcaster emblem sewed on Stockings. or our mobius stripes.
>>36538595Ghost what was Frank's Plan about getting her stockings?Also what gifts our crew gave Wendy specifically? Did we give the stockings to the rest of our crew?
>>36538644We got the Spellcaster emblem for all of our girls. I'm asking about the ones we got for Wendy specifically
>>36538595thanks for the thread boss
>>36538681>>36538603That will pop up, I promise. probably when we get back from playing commando and committing grand theft superfighter
>>36538681I don't recall if we have anything specific for that.
Thanks for running, Ghost. Lots of stuff for me to try my hand at shitscribbling. Also, query: in the thirtieth thread of the second season of this quest, I noticed an indication that Ice wore a helmet while in the air. For the sake of visual references, are these like the regular aviation helmets, but with the head-mounted displays depicted in some of the concept art for The Neuroi Gulf War? Do the witches also have oxygen masks? I recall reading that the witches relied upon magic to enable them to fly into higher altitudes (hypoxia sets in at around 8,000 to 10,000 feet, right?).I just wonder for future reference.
>>36538595>Hope Wendy's birthday was a bit better for you guys than the cookout, if not, hey, I'll work on something else! hahaha.Well her birthday part is not over by a long ways, we better get to see the rest of it
>>36538723Frank said he got an idea for one set for Wendy.>>36538721Then can you tell us What did each of our crew gave to Wendy?Slider gave her a CD playerWe gave her toolsBridgette or Psycomoto gave her that necklace but what did the rest of them gave her?
So will Wendy survive the sharks?