One Vegetan day later, (or seven hours) your ship slows from hyperspace travel, arriving at the coordinates that the Brench woman had provided you.You can't see her ship, nor will she answer a call. The lifeless depths of space in each direction, stars and planets far away, nothing but a swirling purple vortex, hovering in the void just a few minutes travel away.Tore said to find her mysterious spiky haired person, you had to 'hit the wormhole just right'.You chew your lip anxiously, as time passes, still no signal from the space pirate, nothing since she cut her call about the mysterious power level... 75000, the number sets a chill down your spine. Such power, it's.... godlike.... No, godlike would be that millions high power level on planet Shirt, but even still.>This could be a trap, time to get out of here>Go for the wormhole, what could go wrong>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore
>>36503192>Go for the wormhole, what could go wrongI'll worm your hole.
>>36503192>Go for the wormhole, what could go wrong75000? That's for pussies. We could easily take those fuckers.
>>36503207our PL is just a few below 10000
>>36503211Yeah like I said 75000 is for pussies.
>Scout for that power level, time to help out ToreMitebgud?
>>36503211Oh but they aren't dealing with the average saiyan warrior. We have become the legend that they feared. WE ARE A SUPER SAIYAN!>>36503192>Go for the wormhole, what could go wrong
>>36503192>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore
>>36503192>This could be a trap. At least, you certainly hope so. You're just itching for a fight.In spehss, no one can hear you scream.
You give a shrug. "Oh well, she's a smart pirate, she can look after herself." You point out the forward window. "Charge the wormhole!" You declare with a manic grin.Teito guns the engine, flying at the swirling vortex. The ship starts to rumble as it grows closer, metal groaning as you pull in closer. "K-Kabu? Is this a good idea?" Risel asks from across the cockpit, sounding frightened. "Or course it is. The Saiyans never gained anything from being cowards, FULL SPEED!" The ship in front of the window stretches and twists bizarrely as it hits the worm hole, stretching into the distance in the split second before the cockpit follows.You grimace, as a wave of pain runs through you, grabbing a rail to keep yourself standing, as gravity in the pod increases exponentially, the feeling of speed and gravity tugging you backwards to the rear wall.A series of images flash through your mind. A tall bald man, standing with a short spiky haired one, who looks familiar and one with a flowing mane of black hair with them, dressed in PTO armour. A skinny teen, dressed in orange and punching a green man. An old man and a blue haired boy, sitting on a barren planet. A man like the one in orange, sitting on a collosal root, chewing something. A short boy, standing on a peaceful green planet, with a blue thing standing by his side, holding hands.And then you get an image of three that lasts longer than the rest. A tall man, moustached and bearded, wrapped in a cape, and a glowing bald head, with him, two older teens, grinning cockily, identical smiles gleaming with their fangs, twins.With a sudden jerking in your stomach, the ship spins violently out of the wormhole, thrown wildly about in space, Teito wrestles with the controls, pulling the ship back in line You seem to be in the orbit of a craggy rocky planet.You grip your head, shaking the images clear. "Kabu? You okay?" Teito asks from the wheel.>"I'm fine, where are we?>"I'm fine, land">Other
>>36503391>>"I'm fine, where are we?
>I'm fine, where are we
>>36503391>"I'm fine, where are we?"Oh god I hope this isn't Frieza Planer 419"
"I-" You need to clear your throat. "I'm fine. Where are we?" Teito looks at the map, confused, "Who knows? The map doesn't even scroll out to find anything remotely civilised." She leans back, cracking her spine slightly. "Deep in the space boonies." She shrugs at you.You growl, annoyed. "Find us som-"The ship suddenly rocks wildly again, spinning in place, as a loud crunch smashes into the far wall. Risel launches across the room, catching herself in midair, hovering just short from smashing her head against the wall.Teito once more struggles to bring the ship under control, as you see a red craft flying towards the planet below."What in th-" Teito begins, only to be interrupted by an incoming call. She answers immediatley. "Thanks for smashing into us assholes!" She snarls."Och? You are ze ones sitting in our way!" A voice shouts back. "Noz sanks to you, our ship is so damaged, zat it will take years to fix!" You walk over, finding a red bug eyed alien, who quickly shape shifts into a Brench, then an Arcosian. "You will pay for ze damajess." He hisses.You consider the alien on the other end of the call, a shapeshifter, a talent usually preserved for those of weaker races.>Write in
>>36503511"Hmm how about this. We give you a lift. You can stay in the slave pens..."
>>36503391>"I'm fine, where are we?And now we know the faces of the remaining saiyans.
>>36503511"bite me! You're the one that can't fly straight."check power level
>>36503511"How about we decide this with a card game?"
>>36503511"Just blow a hole through their ship."
"Bite me! You're the one that can't fly straight!" You growl, snapping your scouter up. You start laughing hysterically, once you lock on the planet below. The bug man looks annoyed. "Vhat? VHAT IS IT?" You just set the scouter down again. "A power level of 500? And you think you can threaten us?" You cackle.The alien bares his teeth, shapeshifting back to the "You beetch, Zaacro and I will make you pay for zees!" The call cuts.Risel snorts, having wandered over. "I'd like to see him try, with his ship broken." She mutters.You consider your next move, carefully. Looking around, you can't see an entrance into the wormhole anymore, no going back that way.>Try calling Tore again>Tell the girls about the images in the wormhole>Land and deal with these things threatening you
>>36503702"Suck my three foot long dick you fuckers">Try calling Tore again
>>36503702>Try calling Tore again
>>36503702>Try calling Tore againWe'll deal with the images later.
You decide to leave the aliens for their barren planet, as you start flying in a randomly picked direction. "Teito, reckon you can call that Brench for me again?"She nods, staring at the computer readout with a furrowed brow. After a minute or so, she's picked her way through the system to call the Brench woman.The connection comes with nothing but static for several minutes, as you cut the engines, hoping to improve stability.Eventually a blurry and staticy image of the red skinned woman comes through. "Corrr, alroight, ow's it goin'?" She asks, leaning back in her chair with a grin."Tore! You're... alright?" You ask, surprised at the calmness of her demeanour."Chyeah.. This bald bastard was chasin' me a few light years through the galaxy, but she'll be right, old duffa gave up when I entered PTO space." Tore pretends to fire a gun in her grip a the camera, as the image flickers again. "Now Oi'm just gonna have to find a way to enta-tain meself for a few days, ships in fa repairs, baldy took out me forward braking engine. Bastard." You nod, leaning foward on interlinked fingers towards the camera, "Well... I'm glad you're alright." You assure her.Tore just waves you off. "Roight as rayn, mate!" Suddenly, she pops an eye open. "On that thought, where're you lot? What'dya get up to?" >We went through the wormhole>We got lost on our way to find you>Deflect and flirt>Other
>>36503858>We went through the wormhole
>>36503858>We went through the wormhole"I was hoping later I'd could go through your wormhole though..."
>>36503858>We went through the wormholeI'm tempted to say flirt anyways, but maybe later.
>>36503858>Deflect and flirt
>>36503858>OtherWe couldn't raise you on comms so we went through the wormhole thinking you escaped that way.
"Well, the three of us went through the wormhole." You admit.Tore opens her other eye, as a wavy line blurs across the screen, as the connection tries to stabilise. "You lot.... went through tha wormhole, leaving me alown to fight some stupudly high power level... on me own?" She asks, taking a long drink. "When Oi specifically asked for backup?You try to justify, "We couldn't raise you on the comms, so we thought you might... have..."Tore just stares, stony anger evident on her face. "Ya better watch yaself." Is all she says, before cutting the call. Well, that didn't go great.>What do?
>>36504024Hate other players who are fucking stupid.
>>36504040Apparently I've lost track of what was going on, I thought she asked us to go through the wormhole?
>>36504024Call back."Well excuse me bitch. I don't know if you were to pissed drunk to check your scouters but me and my crew ain't near your levels. I wasn't about to risk my girls heads to back you up."
>>36504071No. She asked us for backup the Back her up option was look for her with the scouter. Instead everyone shouted WORMHOE! No one fucking knows.
>>36504024Well thanks, idiots, for fucking up once again.Land and deal with the shapeshifting aliens. Make sure that the ship is locked down, and we have a set of question/answers so that don't get tricked by the locals.
>>36504076We were going to, you dumbfuck, then instead of actually doing so, we went through the wormhole. Stop trying to cover up your stupidity with bluster.
ugh, lets just get on with it.check surrounding space for planets in need of beautiful bloodthirsty space monkey mercenaries
>>36504134We'll how the fuck were we supposed to remember. We haven't had this quest in weeks. Who here actually remembered what happened last game?
>>36504125>>36504134Hahah, my god, you guys declaring everyone idiots for not picking the scout option...It's not like anyone actually voiced the opinion that it would be our best interests to pick it because X reasons is it?There were two votes, one with the comment 'mitebgud?' and the other just a plain vote.The idiots are you guys for seeing the obvious path and yet doing fuckall to convince the players blind to it to reconsider.Eat shit.
>>36504162>>36504167I remembered, and by the time I got here, the vote had already been cast. And really, would you have recanted your vote even if someone had mentioned it? After the vote you probably went to some other tab, and ignored this thread until an update from Chuckles.
>>36504024>Send Tore a message>"Look, I'm not really used to dealing with things several times my power level and I may have panicked. I'm pretty sure if I tried to actually apologize I'd barf up my own lungs out of pride, but that was not one of my better decisions."
>>36504204Yes I would have if someone did. But do you know what no one did. That.so can you stop whining.
>>36504204Yes, I listen to sense when I see it.
You decide to check the map of the local cluster.Not a lot going on in this area. There's the lifeless planet below which those assholes crashed on, and it's star a few light minutes away.Other than that, it seems to be mostly dead planets and dying stars for a few days in every direction. To the general right and upwards direction from current position, you'll be lead back to the perimiter of PTO territory after a few days travel.To the left and downwards, the registry picks up some super backwoodsy planet. Mostly water... highest power levels of 300, with most population around 6. Ha. Could be worth a laugh, but it is about three weeks of travel away.Hmm>Go for PTO territory>Deep into the booniesAND>Send Tore an apology>Send Tore an insult, screw her
>>36504246>Deep into the booniesMight have something of note there and the three weeks gives us time to TRAIN>Send Tore an apologyStress that a saiyan giving an apology is a big thing too
>>36504246>Go for PTO territoryThat's where Tore said the monster wouldn't go so hey it might be safe.>Send Tore an apology
>>36504246>Deep into the boonies>Send Tore an apologysee >>36504212I'm pretty sure Kabu isn't actually capable of saying the words "I'm sorry".
>>36504224In class cant spoon feed you.>>36504266seconded
>>36504246>Deep into the booniesfor training and interest, not mayhem.>Send Tore an apology
>>36504246>Go for PTO territoryThat super-high power level monster wasn't willing to go to PTO territory, and we need to pick off smaller worlds and power up before we go up against something like that.>Send Tore an apologyWe ditched her after we told her we'd help.
>>36504246>Deep into the booniestoo many people want a belt made from our tail>Send Tore an apologydon't see why not, though i doubt it'll help any.
>>36504279Your analogy:>Yelling at a baby when they can't feed themselves
>>36504246>Send Tore an apology>Deep into the booniesbut don't do >>36504266>Stress that a saiyan giving an apology is a big thing tooor say >>36504212
>>36504293Do you really want to go with that interpretation, though?Because that would make you the baby, a shit-factory that can't do anything for itself.
Right we need to decide now what we think of Tore. Do we have the hots for her? If we do we should send an apology and hope she'll still want to fingerbang us one day. If not, screw her.
>>36504326How about not being an ass?
>>36504326On top of us having flirted with her and expressed interest in her, she's also been a useful source of information, and has uses as a middleman, since she's just a criminal in PTO space and we're saiyans. Less heat would come down on her than if we were trying to acquire stuff.
>>36504313That's what you were implying anyway, I was just pointing out the unreasonableness of your actions.Still, for a shitfactory that can't do anything for itself I apparently wrote a decent enough vote for this update that you seconded it.
>>36504355That wasn't me, that was some other anon.I'm just pointing out that your analogy would make your opinions shit if we followed it.
You point out into the mysterious depths. "Take us out that way, see what we can find." You tell Teito.She nods, and starts blasting into the depths of space. "Woo, holiday!" she exclaims, high fiving Risel.You just sigh and shake your head, shooing the girls away from the computer to send Tore a message.Bitterly swallowing you're pride you begin. While you might not be able to choke out the exact "S" word, you can apologise. "Tore, I'm not really used to dealing with things several times my power level and I may have panicked. I'm pretty sure if I tried to actually apologize I'd vomit up my own lungs out of pride, but that was not one of my better decisions. I regret my decision- Kabuya."That done, you look around the ship, now quiet and spacious, without those pesky Arlians around, cluttering the place up. On the other hand, they did make good cooks and cleaners.Well, you've got time, right now, you could go for>Training>A nap>FOOD>Telling the girls about the images>Other
>>36504246Into the boonies. What's not to love about Namek and dragon balls?Also apologize.
>>36504463>FOOD>Telling the girls about the imagesCan be done simultaneously. And then>Training
>>36504463>TrainingGetting strong is our first priority.
>>36504463>Telling the girls about the imagesThen training.
>>36504463>TrainingWE MUST BECOME THE STRONGEST MONKEY!
>>36504463I'll second this:>>36504504
>>36504463>FOODwe need to drown our bitterness with delicius food.
Can't train on an empty stomach. It would mean we couldn't train as long.
With a roll of your shoulders, you walk your way back to the armoured room with increasing gravity, setting the gravity to your usual 100 times gravity, adding a few extra cranks for good measure.You pull your armour on, before starting up a decent run around the room, running until your arms feel leaden, having accomplished that, you move into the proper routine, shadow boxing yourself, pushups, crunches, situps, the usual, the rhythm of the excersise falls over you, until you're no longer sure how much time has passed, feeling exhausted, but pushing through the burn.Eventually however, your stomach knots itself into a crippling ball, forcing you out of the room in search of a proper meal.Risel ad Teito are wrestling in Teito's bedroom when you walk past, Teito pinning Risel to the floor, a long trail of saliva hanging down from her mouth hovering over the squirming Risels face, inches from splattering into her nose."Teitooooo, stop! I'm telling Kabuyaaaaa." She whines, trying to shake the stronger girl loose.>Let Teito have her fun>Save Risel>Tell them to join you for dinner when theyre done
>>36504657Grab Teito and out her in a head lock while giving her a noogie
>>36504657>Save RiselThat's pretty gross.
>>36504657>Save RiselDo it by sneaking up behind Teito, then grabbing her off of Risel."Having fun without me?"
>>36504657>Let Teito have her funEnjoy the show.
>>36504657>Save RiselHOW DARE THEY WRESTLE WITHOUT US!
>>36504657>Tell them to join you for dinner when they're done
You sneak in, crouching up behind Teito, despite the burn in your calves, before grabbing around her stomach and yanking her off into the air. "Having fun without me?" You ask accusingly.Teito just snorts a laugh in your grip as the spit splatters against a wall. "Risel thought she could beat me in wrestling. What a loser." Risel just pouts, moving to sit on her knees on the floor, trying to give you puppy dog eyes. "I- I thought I might be stronger, just a little, after we beat that Arcosian." She twiddles a lock of her hair around a finger, looking ashamed of herself. "But Teito took me down in a few seconds..."As you set the bushy haired girl in your arms down, you sigh. >Write in
>>36504846"let's grab some grub. There's some stuff we should talk about"
>>36504846"Let's go have dinner. Then after that we are training. And by we I mean we."
>>36504881sure that works
>>36504879Seconded Need to train resil to beat teito. Fill them both with the need to train.
First things first. "Dinner time, come on, both of you. Risel, up you get."They dust themselves off and follow you out into the main cabin, where you dehydrate a colossal meal for yourself. "Hungrier than usual, huh Kabu?" Teito notes, with a wink. You shrug. "I was training. Hard. How long was I even in there?" You've lost all track of time in there, perhaps you should get a high gravity clock some time.Teito tries to count on her fingers, until Risel cuts in, swallowing a rehydrated Welnuk wing in go. "About fforr daysh." She tells you, mouth stuffed.Not bad, about the same as your best, but with higher gravity. But for now, you should discuss.>The need to train harder>What you saw in the wormhole>Other
>>36505115>The need to train harderEveryone needs to be able to take care of themselves. Never know when we're gonna get separated or if one of us bites it. In addition, everyone being much stronger makes the group stronger and increases bonding or something.>What you saw in the wormholeBecause it was weird and we need casual conversation.
>>36505115>>What you saw in the wormhole
>>36505115>What you saw in the wormholepriorities.>The need to train harderObviously.
>>36505115>The need to train harder>What you saw in the wormholeBoth.
>>36505115>What you saw in the wormholeAfter that focus on training harder.
Choosing your words carefully, you decide to broach the subject with them. "Alright girls, in that wormhole... did either of you two... see anything unusual?"They both shake their heads. "No Kabu, nothin'." Teito adds.You scratch the base of your tail idly as you think about how to explain your visions. "Well, I did. When we were flying through it, I saw images in my head. They were.. disconnected, but they all had something in common. Or... at least I think they did." The two girls look expectantly at you. "I think I saw all the survivors of our species." You admit "And it was all men I'm afraid."Risel perks up, "Did you know any of them?" She asks, a hopeful glint in her eyes.You just lean back, taking a bite of Engwer and cracking your neck. "None seemed like any I've personally met. Though from the descriptions I've heard of him, I think I saw Nappa, and the boy with him looked a lot like King Vegeta, so I'm guessing that's his son...." You draw fingers over your eyes, shutting them close. "Most of them were little more than Children, this one in orange, I think he was even a year or two younger than you."Teito grins, looking up at the roof. "Sooo, these Saiyan boys... were any of them... cute?" Once more, you lament the effect of non Saiyan culture on the girls. "It's not about how they look dammit! It's whether they are strong!">A few, but that's not the point>There might be a few to your liking >Other
>>36505451>>A few, but that's not the pointBesides Nappa and the other Old dude there's not really a "bad" looking saiyan in this group.
>>36505451>There might be a few to your liking especially that blue haired one like holy shitthe power level on that one
>>36505451"Yes the first thought I had when I saw what may be the only three other surviving members of our race was how fucking attractive they are. Look what we need to do is find them. If it is Prince Vegeta then we might be able to rebuild."
>>36505451>A few, but that's not the pointPower matters!
>>36505562I can't read this without it sounding sarcastic.
>>3650557710/10 post right here
>>36505577...because it is?You getting enough sleep anon?
>>36505451>A few, but that's not the pointOne problem is that, why were we the only ones looking for other saiyans? Do we really want to try to rebuild with saiyans who dont believe in their heritage?
>>36505593I know. It's getting late for me. Also it's sometimes hard to tell on 4chan. people can mean stuff like that unfortunatly.
>>36505451>A few, but that's not the point"At least we know there are some other survivors for sure. Now we just need a way of locating them."
>>36505607vegeta nappa, raditz and turles were all content being assholes blowing things up, paragus and broly were too busy having hate boners for thirty years, tarbles a pussy and chucks 3 OC ones who knows
>>36505607Eh, our old culture was weak, and died to a more powerful force. Not learning from that and clinging to the past is weakness. Beyond joining up with the remaining few Saiyans out there we shouldn't worry too much about our past culture. We'll try and figure something better out as we go, but no more bowing to another power and being complacent attack dogs. We wagged our tails for the PTO and they tried put us down out of fear.A couple of the other survivors looked like they may have gone native so maybe there is some value to be had in learning from others. We also weren't really looking all that hard for others Saiyans.
So who gets stuck breeding with Raditz?
>>36505672The only survivor who's even vaguely tolerable at this point is Goku, and that's due mostly to the brain damage.
>>36505701Nobody. We kill him ourselves before that point.
>>36505672Weren't we just saying that power level was what mattered?
>>36505694Three of the survivors were wearing PTO uniforms, so we can assume that they became even more lapdog-ish than before.
You scowl at her slightly. "A few, but that's not the point. It's not their looks that matter! It's how strong they are. If they're fierce warriors. IF they can produce strong children."Risel gets a dreamy look in her eyes at that too. "Childrennnn." She swoons, clasping her hands to her chin. "We could be the mothers of all Saiyans from here on. A strong handsome warrior come to fill our every need, destroy our foes." She mutters, cheeks flushing.You lean over and flick each on the forehead, "Risel! Teito! Focus." They blink back to reality, "The point IS now we at least know there are living survivors out there."Risel nods. "So we need to start actively looking for them more, track them down, and restore our proud people to glory." You think back a little. Crushed under heel on a tyrants whim. Not exactly a glorious ending for your people. But you never did tell the girls about the end of Planet Vegeta. Their nightmares are bad enough as is.Teito swallows her last mouthful of Kringdok, stuffing it in her gullet. "Sho boss lasy.... you fink we can find any going out of PTO territory, is that it?">Write in
>>36505727Possible, though we're wearing that armor too I think. It's handy to have so we shouldn't assume they are lap dogs by default, but should keep in mind the possibility. Is it well known that Frieza kept the prince around like a pet?
>>36505756If there were that many saiyans still about in PTO territory, surely we would have heard something by now? Even if it were just rumours.
>>36505756"They were wearing PTO armor. But they were on a desert planet... Uh where are they."
>>36505780We heard rumors about Nappa. If Nappa is with Vegeta then that may be a starting point. We need an information broker or something. (Or OOC to just hang around Namek until the PTO shows up and shit gets real). If we can recognize that one alien species with Tarble that could at least give us a planet to search. Finding Brolly could be interesting since we aren't Goku he might not automatically flip his shit.
>>36505756"Their survival could have been lucky, or they could have been outcasts, or just plain brutes. I'm not sticking my neck out to find any of them until we know more about them."
We need to become stronger than those bastards. Force them to recognize us as their last legitimate hope of a Sayian race!
>>36505756"It's to also become strong enough that if they're just pets of the PTO, that we can fight them off. We also need to be strong enough to fight off bounty hunters and PTO squads, too."
>>36505864It's a shame we pissed off our space pirate connection. She could have pointed us in the direction of an informant or something. If we could at least find out if the PTO has any living Saiyans in its employ then we might have a better idea on whether its worth it to contact them.Alternatively we could just train and fight until we have a stupidly high power level and move openly. I mean Frieza can't be much stronger than Ginyu so if we get to like 100,000 I'm sure we'll be fine! Transformations intensify
>>36505951Horribly sad I didn't add "Because this is the option where we help her." On my vote. Apparently not explicitly telling other anons what your choice means the random option is chosen.
>>36505756>>36505864 fourthed.Beside, it seems to be that Kabu want to get down under in Space Australia, if you get my drift.
Honestly, saiyan males are horrid. They're stupid, arrogant, irresponsible, they've got no concept of romance... it'd be so much better if we could find a way to just donate genetic material and make test-tube babies. The only exceptions are a brain-damaged feral and an exiled weakling of a prince.
>>36505971It happens. Hopefully she'll forgive us and we can have make up sex or something. In the meantime we're being forced to use our brain muscle which is atrophied by default for our race.
>>36505992She did right till she blew off space austrailia.I find Risel adorable and would murder any of her suitors.
>>36505951>>36505971We could offer to make up to her. Like, doing a job for her at reduced price. Or sticking around her spaceship and protecting it for a while.
>>36506007That weakling could probably kick our ass even now. Though Nappa and Raditz would need to check themselves because we could wreck them.>>36506021Not a bad idea. The reduced price may have to be "Free" but it would be an olive branch at least.
>>36506007>Honestly, saiyan males are horrid. They're stupid, arrogant, irresponsible, they've got no concept of romance...>>36506008You know, I don't get why people think Saiyan are stupids. They aren't. At worse, they're unwise.
>>36506021She's stronger than we are. She doesn't need us and we already failed her in the combat support capacity.>>36506011Don't worry anon. Risel is ours. She just wants children.. we'll go abduct that sayian we saw in the orange. She can have that child.
>>36506007Well, there are options if Kabu finds out dragonballs exist. From just reviving the saiyans killed by Freeza and his men (with a power boost from death), or wishing for the machines necessary, or other, possibly magical realm stuff.
>>36506043I was referring to Tarble.
>>36506050MAgical realm? You mean like Wishing for a dick so that a Race of Truly power Sayians can be born?
>>36506052Steal genetic bits? Wait.. if we're having test tube babies.. why do we even need them? Can we just sit our DNA in a tube with Resils and Teitos?
>>36506065I'm regreting putting those two words in now...Hindsight!
>>36506021It would have to be a hefty discount on something important and valuable. As for security, we proved that we are unreliable and need constant overwatch and babysitting, both in-character and because of the shitty memory of the players.
>>36506090You opened the door and this is chuckles house.WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>>36506086Never said we needed MALE genetic material. Just that we needed ours and someone else's.
>>36506103Yeah then why are we not just mixing Resil and Teito's DNA with ours in test tubes?
>>36506050If we got 3 wishes I'd wish for one of us to get the ability to grant or remove Immortality, one of us the ability to bring others back to life and the third the ability to recreate objects/places that have been destroyed. It would secure us as the the mothers of our renewed race. Though I'd be surprised if we ever got to use a Dragon Ball.
>>36506103SPACE SCIENCE and MAGIC WISHING BALLS to the rescue!
>>36506115>>36506103Sayain race is suddenly all female? Amazon master race?
>>36506115I cannot see how this would possibly go wrong.We get more saiyans, and risel gets to be all maternal.
>>36506133It's certainly possible.Though now I'm imagining the dragonballs used to turn every existing saiyans female, and then imagining Chi-Chi's reaction.Magical realm sure lead to strange thoughts and feelings!
"Not entirely. Don't you two get your hopes up entirely. Their survival could have been dumb luck, or they could have been exiles, or just plain brutes." You fold your arms. "I say we don't stick our necks out until we know any better."The girls both nod vacantly, still looking starry eyed. "Yes Kabu." They murmur in unison.You just shake your head. "Back to training you two." You crack your back. You'll sleep the meal off first, then get back to your own training.The sounds of smacking flesh and armour float through the ship caressing your ears. A Saiyan lullaby if you've ever heard one. Stretching out, you untense your tail from your waist and doze off, it is rare to get a few moments of quiet rest after years of sleeping in your pod.You're awoken by a loud crunching sound, coming from your right. "What in the HFIL?" You question, diving for your armour.You desperately struggle to get it on, wandering out, expecting a hostile boarding, only to find the girls fighting like rabid animals, clawing at each others faces, Risel seems to actually have the upper hand on this woman, sitting astride Teito.You dash over, pulling Risel up by her hair, pinning Teito to the floor with a boot. "GIRLS! What is this about?" You ask, sounding livid.Teito points up at Risel. "She said she was going to marry the prince and be queen!" She hisses. "But that's not happening, cos I'M gonna be the Queen."You groan inwardly. Teenagers. Forcing them further apart you think about what to do with them. >Write in
>>36506133Not necessarily. We could get some Y chromosomes in there someplace.
>>36506226Actually, all eggs are XX, it's why you can't normally get YY.
>>36506215...much more hilarious reaction
>>36506212>WHO SAYS WE EVEN NEED A PRINCE! WE'LL ALL BE QUEENS!
>>36506246If the previous discussion was an indicator...supporting
>>36506212"Bitches we all know I'll be queen!"
>>36506212what the fug, we need some discipline.>smack their heads together
>>36506212Pretty sure that's vegeta's call. But seriously, lets cross that bridge when we come to it
>>36506212>Wow Teito you're actually losing to Risel?
>>36506212"So, let me get this straight. You're fighting each other... over a prince who you've never met... to be Queen of a practically nonexistent species.""I'd sooner kill him myself than have you fight over something so stupid. Cut it the fuck out and go back to sleep."
>>36506330She really wants those kids. Get her a test tube baby stat she'll love us forever!
>>36506212Hit their heads together."Neither of you are going to be Queen if you're so weak. Now get back to training."
>>36506212"There aren't enough of us left to be queens or kings or whatever and even then what does it matter if someone calls themselves a prince or a princess? Our old King died an inglorious death, his son isn't strong enough to avenge that death. The only one with the right to rule our race is the most powerful. If the prince isn't stronger than me then I'll become Empress and there will /be/ no king or prince. Worry about who you mate with after you meet a male worth their salt."
>>36506246That's not how royalty works.>>36506381I like this one.
>>36506394This sounds pretty good too, along with>>3650638
>>36506243>>36506215>"At least now we can have girl talks!"
>>36506433meant>>36506381 and>>36506394>>36506435I actually want to meet abridged Freeza more than regular Freeza.
>>36506095>>36506048Of course re-gaining truth is an hard and long process. The only question is: is she worth it?
>>36506435"I'd be worried about Gohan no longer having a father figure in his life, but let's be honest, that was never an issue."
>>36506524What are you talking about Piccolo has always been there for Gohan.
>>36505491>Besides Nappa and the other Old dude there's not really a "bad" looking saiyan in this group.>Besides Nappa and the other Old dude>Besides Nappa>Nappa
>>36506544>"Piccolo, I know I asked that you filled in part time for Goku, but now you need to fill in full time. Make sure you teach him his arithmatics while I take Goku bra shopping."
>>36506496She seen'd legit. So probably.
You lift Teito by the scruff of her neck and bang their heads together. "Both of you shut up. You're fighting over a prince you've never met, to be Queen of an almost dead race?"They both sag in your grip. "Sorry Kabu." They both mutter under their breath, looking morose.You throw them to the floor, "Good, now back to training. Properly this time." They shuffle back to the high gravity room, setting about a more disciplined fight this time."You study their technique for a little. Teito has always been about expending raw power, crushing everything in front of her in as few blows as possible, but she overextends herself a lot.Risel has put time into practising the martial arts she's picked up from various sources, studying other cultures, but she does lack the raw ferocity to unleash it.>Train Teito's technique>Train Risel in strength
>>36506669She's from space Australia. Or more importantly Space Brisbum. Go Space Brancos!
>>36506675>Train Risel in strength
>>36506675Risel needs to be stronger let's help her
>>36506473Abridged freiza was best freiza
>>36506675>Train Risel in strengthTeito can exploit openings we create. But Risel needs to work on a solid foundation.
>>36506675>Train Teito's techniqueOpenings like that are more dangerous.
>>36506675>Train Teito's techniqueStrength will come with time. Poor form needs to be fixed now.
You stroll over to the weaker girl, taking the change of gravity as you enter the room in stride, it's not anywhere near as high as you trained with."Risel. C'mere." You wave her over and she scurries across the room. "You need to learn to commit to a strike." You tell her. "I saw what you did to Teito out there, you have the potential for power, but you're holding back, like a child.She stiffens at that, squaring her shoulders. "I'm not a child!" She barks, voice squeaking slightly from the effort of staying upright. "Welllll, technically you haven't completely stopped maturing yet." You mention, eyes running over her. "Besides the point, you need to put your strength into each hit. You need to mean it. Especially in training."She sighs, "Yes Kabu." She takes up a practised stance. "L-like this?" She strikes outwards, open palm slapping into your stomach, not soft, but not what she's capable of."No girl, HARD! Like you mean it." You scold her, as Teito trains across the room, beating a piece of scrap steel into a smaller and smaller folded chunk.Risel shuts her eyes and strikes again, going for a punch to your jaw, but it just glances off your chin mildly.She needs some motivation... but what?>Write in
>>36507030Simple. She has to hit hard because she's fighting for the future of her children. If she's not born not only will they never be born. She'll never be strong enough to protect them.We will give you children Risel.
>>36507063Fucking phone. IF she's not strong* Not only will they never be born she'll never be strong enough to protect them.
>>36507030"If you manage to hurt me, you're in charge for as long as it take to heal plus three days"
>>36507030>>36507063>>36507083She damn near toik out Teito for babies maybe she'll do it again.
>>36507030>>36507091Forgot to add:"I'll do anything you ask, and if Teito doesn't comply, I'll make her."
>>36507030>>36507091This sounds like good motivation
>>36507107Pretty sure it was for the chance of being Queen.
>>36507030"You want children? Then put some more into your punches, because you won't get any if you can't knick me back."
>>36507030"You want children one day right? And you want to marry a man worthy of respect? If you want these things, and more importantly if you want to keep them safe you require power. Only by acquiring the power needed to protect the ones you care about will you ever have the chance to live a happy family life. If you can't even throw a punch at me with your full strength behind it I won't ever let you marry anyone let alone have children!"
>>36507166Well then I'm fine for the in charge or You want babies speech.. or both. Really I just want whatever makes her hit harder.
>>36507030If she manages to impress us she gets to be in charge for a day. See the perks and incentives for being strong.
Marriage? What's that, some kind of food?
>>36507354We'll marry her,show her that we're clearly the only Sayian she needs!
You figured out a good way to motivate the girl, smearing a cocky grin across your face, you taunt her. "You want children, don't you Risel? Want to mate with a man worthy of respect? If you want them and want to keep them safe, you'll have to be stronger. If you can't even throw a punch at me with your full strength behind it, I won't even let you marry anyone, let alone raise a weakling chi-" Risel growls and sweeps your legs out from under you, continuing the motion into a roundhouse kick, a look of pury primal fury on her face. The blow flings you across the room, having been caught unawares, you don't have time to stop yourself, smashing into the heavy steel walls with a dull THUNK.That... actually hurt. Risel, blinks and stares down at herself in shock, flexing her palms and staring at her legs. "I..." Across the room, Teito is watching with shock, mouth agape.The gravity tugs you downwards, bashing your head lightly on the floor as you collapse. "Risel... not bad. You actually managed to sting me a little on that one."Risel's face shifts, somewhere between pufffed up confidence and shock at what she did.Teito dashes across the room, pulling the other girl into a tight hug, lifting her off the floor. "Wow Ris, that was amazing, how'd YOU hurt Kabu?" Risel, for her part, remains stock still, looking at you worriedly. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.">Write in
>>36507386Clearly it's time for monkey hugs.All you have to do Risel is fight like they're trying to take your children from you, because if they beat you.. that's exactly what will happen.
>>36507386a sting is not enough, push her more.
>>36507386"I'm going to shower"
>>36507386Sorry? Sorry? Do it again and you can be in charge for three days.
>>36507386"That was good, very good! Risel, remember that anger, that fury. You have it with you, just use it. Because every opponent in your way is one more thing keeping you from your kids."
>>36507386"It's fine. Remember those feelings when you're fighting for your life or something important to you. You still have a ways to go though so don't get cocky cuz next time I'll be punching back."
>>36507386I'll second this:>>36507445Then continue on with the training. She knows how to deliver a furious punch, but can she still maintain situational awareness while doing so?
Nb4 we train Teito and Risel to be stronger than us with their true desires. All we really ever wanted was our girls.
>>36507521Wait aren't they younger then us. And they are still close power level wise. Fuck they might become stronger then us.
>>36507538We can still beat them handily as long as we keep ahead of the technique curve and stay within 10% of their power levels.
>>36507538No they won't.Because our drive is to always be stronger than them by a significant margin, so that we can always train them.
>>36507521Kabu does seem somewhat maternal regarding these two. She practically raised them if I remember right. Though they seem to be a bit lazier so I'd be surprised if they stayed stronger than Kabu for any length of time even if they did surpass her at one point.
>>36507521>>36507572This after all your own logic says we want them. If we can't protect them what's the point?
>>36507592I >>36507572 am a different person than >>36507521Also, we will protect them, by making them able to protect themselves.
By the way, can we do tail training? The Saiyan Elite like Vegeta and Nappa were able to train themselves so grabbing their tails didn't make them vulnerable so maybe we can try and figure out how that was done. After recently having someone grab our tail to take us out of the fight it seems like something we should focus on.
>>36507679That's for a different training area known as the bedroom
>>36507635I know I'm saying to >>36507572 that >>36507572 is correct.We'll always get stronger to make them stronger.>>36507585 Has it pinned down.Also>MaternalWith benefits apparently. Cleaning them up and kissing booboos when?
>>36505701> not femdomming Raditz> making him lick our feet as we tease him for being the most perverted sayian> not slowly stroking his sensitive tail with our own, biting his ear and edging him for hours> not making him shoot loads on the ground, admonishing him for wasting the race's future in the dirt> not making him crawl, pressing his forehead onto that dirt with our boot, him begging to finish inside us and grant him childrenIts like you guys dont have any imagination
>>36507521>Friend zoned by our girls
>>36507688They'd have to get hit where it hurts before we get any booboos where we're kissing
>>36507679Read the smutbin chuckles made we're working on training the tail.>>36507700>Raditz allowed to touch Kabu... everWeaklings go home.
>>36507714Squad Pride Broken. Cryalot.jpg
>>36507700>Wanting anyone weak enough to be used as a unit of measure.>He is worth one Raditz.
So did Zarbon win yet?
>>36507734 Don't worry! The girls thank us for helping them achieve their dreams!
>>36507814>and then it turns out Kabuya was Zarbon's Girlfriend from DBZ Abridged.
>>36507874No silly it was Chuck.
>>36507860We quest for the dragon balls to wish for their love. Friendship intensifies. Kabu dies of heart break.
"That was good Risel, very good!" She blushes under the praise. "Remember that feeling. The anger and the fury. You have it with you, now you just have to use it. Because every enemy we have is one more thing keeping you from your children."She nods. "Y-yes. I won't let that hap-" Teito sticks a finger in her own mouth, before inserting it in Risel's ear. "Ahhh, enough of this emotions stuff. We're Saiyans right?" Risel scrunches her face up and shudders as the wet digit pushes into her ear. "Teitooooo, stop it." The other girl just laughs and shoves Risel away from her.Teito sniffs herself dramatically. "Hooo, I stink to high Upper World. I'll be in the showers." She saunters out quickly, tossing her armour about the hall, as Risel moves to follow her, saying she could use a cool down.You return to solo training for a while, wailing on the metal Teito had been destroying for a good few minutes, before returning to your room, having worked up only a light sweat.You fall back onto the bed, preparing for another sleep of golden silence, filled only by the hissing of showers and the girls giggly chatter, back to friends again already.Eventually, the two girls join you in your room, lazing about, asking for more details about the Saiyans you saw. You fill them in, they sound curious about all of them, but Teito pauses on the blue haired boy."Blue hair? Are you sure he's a Saiyan?" She asks, rolling her eyes.You just shrug. "He had a tail, just like ours."She just nods, letting you continue. Having finished all the details you can remember, the girls both give you a kiss onthe forehead and retire to their own rooms, redressing for sleep in their black skintights. You decide to wander around the cabin a little, taking a snack of Clawfour.And then you hear it a noise that chills your heart. 'KNUCK KNUCK'.Someone, behind you, is knocking on the cabins outer window. While across the room, you can hear your scouter going berserk.>END OF EPISODE 4
>>36507922Dear god...Scouters that can detect power levels much higher than normal and not explode?
>>36507965Either that freaky monster did follow us away from space strayan through the wormhole...Or.. she threw it in after us..Or space Strayan has come for a booty call and nothing will deny her.
QM, do you have a twitter ?
>>36507922WILL OUR HEROINES BRING THEIR SPECIES BACK?WILL THEY DEFEAT FREEZA AND HIS ARMY, AND WHAT NEW THREATS WILL THEY ENCOUNTER IF THEY DO?WILL KABU MARRY HER GIRLS AND GIVE THEM BABIES?AND WILL ABRIDGED KRILLIN SPILL IS SPAGHETTIS AND CALL R63 GOKU "GIRLKU"?FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SPACE MONKEY QUEST!
>>36508012https://twitter.com/PokeMangQMBased Chuckles resides here.
now that its been brought up, im not actually sure if i want go with abridged versions of the characters or the real onesdilemmas
>>36507922Thanks for running Chuckles.
>>36508071Abridged versions are absolutely retarded though. It'd be hard to interact with them at all...
>>36508071Mix them as you please?
>>36508071Certain adaptations would be fine. Abridged Freeza seems to be much better than his non-abridged version. Otherwise, picking and choosing personality aspects from either versions would be the way to go, should you decide to go through with it.
>>36507749To be fair Raditz was stronger than anyone on earth and that's with goku training much of his life.Raditz was still a sayian elite class, Vegeta didn't drag him along because he was some slouch after all.he just fell to reason of Goku Progression, every next thing had to be stronger or as strong as goku.
>>36508071Majestic space ducks, man.But then again, Popo...*shudder*
>>36508071Thanks for running dude.
>>36508071I'd say mix them in whenever it fits. Abridged Nappa probably wouldn't work, abridged Frieza might. Side characters are better than major characters. Etc.Thanks for running, any idea when the next thread will be?
>>36508098this is true>>36508108>>36508116might just go with picking and choosing traits from both version, maybe have nappa not be a complete retard, while keeping frieza as a sassy asshole, who knows, ill plan this out better at some point
>>36508146ill try to do another within a weekish, and not leave like a month gap like i did with last episodeanywho, can someone archive this for the strayans? i require sleep
>>36508184I may have archived the first three, but I'm now on a phone, your on your own
>>36507965>explodeI think you mean "get crushed in pure Saiyan rage"
>>36510277Well that clearly explains why they always blew up. It was angry saiyans the whole time.