Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarro>Journal Entry #6: Most of the time between this entry and my last was spent picking a club. There were a lot to choose from but in the end I decided to go with Eastern Arts Appreciation and the Science Club. Dungeon diving looks cool but I'll save that for when I'm not quite as helpless with magic.>Also got to meet with Vaisi for a bit. Girl is still crazy but I think for a moment I got a glimpse of something different.>I was invited by a few members of the Science Club, Solia and Ally, to test out an experiment. I hope it's not the dangerous kind.
>Tali wakes up after a very dangerous and possibly lethal experiment. He can taste blood in his mouth and his ears are ringing. In front of him stand his fellow club members, Solia and Ally. The potion girl stands behind Solia, a smile still on her lips, as Solia breathes a sigh of relief."Thank goodness you're okay," She says. "I was worried there for a moment.""What happened?" Tali feels a bit sore all over but mostly okay."Nothing really! The experiment was a complete success! We transferred your mind and got it back all in one piece! It was quite handy and further proves that one can separate one part of the sentient person and leave the others mostly functioning. I mean it was pretty much already known but being able to do it consistently is a big deal! I would love it if you could come down again for more experiments. Nothing fancy, just a few tweaks to this one to prove my theories. You'll be compensated, of course.""If you're still feeling jacked up I can help you." Ally says as she reaches for a vial.
>>36490361It is the dangerous kind.
>>36490424Figure out what's bleeding in our mouth, put a stop to it. Possibly cast Cure Light Wounds.
>>36490424Take the vial Tali it can't possibly go wrong
>>36490424>You'll be compensated, of course.I mean, we did it for free last time.
>>36490424Did we die? Again? Why are we tasting blood?Also, it can separate one part of the sentient person from the whole? Can we use it to get rid off the Book in Vaisi's mind?
>>36490481Use machine to seperate book from Vaisi. Put book in pink orb.
>>36490481As I see it, the book is controlling or influencing her, so there' nothing to separate.
>>36490424A vial AND compensation?How can we refuse? Go for it, knifear!
>>36490424How long were we out?
>>36490424How was it?
>>36490424You should ask what's in the vial, first.Never drink anything without knowing what's in it. At least one voice in here learned that the hard way.
>>36490621Pfffft, it's like you care about consequences or something. Science cares not for things like 'safety', or 'self preservation', only results!
>>36490724I mean, it actually isn't, but Tali wouldn't know how long either way. It's a perfectly valid question.2/10 for making me check though.
>>364907246/10, made me look.stop trying to make a controversy where there isn't one.
"What's in the vial?""A potion for curing people. Heals aches and pains and it'll make you feel a lot better." >She takes out the vial and hands it to Tali. It's filled with a clear green liquid. He pops the top off of it and sniffs the contents. It smells like grass and.... Cinnamon?>He drinks it. The effects are immediate as all his aches are washed away. His thoughts also feel a bit more muddled."Good, huh?" Ally says."Yeah. How long was I out for?""Well." Solia says "I'm sure virtual you felt a few months pass but really it was only about 20 minutes. And you don't even have any memory of your months there! It's really a handy little machine.">Tali's sharp ears catch a sound coming closer. It's like glass being knocked against the floor is a slow steady beat. The source of it seems to be the girl he'd seen earlier, the one with the porcelain mask."Did it go well?" The girl asks. Her voice sounds muffled through the mask."Maolin! Yeah, it was perfect. Tali, this is Maolin. She's our expert at Golemancy. Maolin, Tali.""We've met." Maolin says."Oh? Well that's even better! She works with me with this kinda stuff. Parts of the sentient being and golemancy go hand in hand! So, about my offer~?""Uhm... Sure. So long as it's not dangerous, I guess.""It's perfectly safe!" She says. "Right Maolin?">Maolin shakes her head.
>>36490621I'll have you know that drinking that chilli-infused vodka led to me getting blown. I'm not 100% sure as to the exact series of events, but I've pieced together two-thirds of it
>>36490801"Well, in your defense, nothing can be perfectly safe. But you're prepared, right?"
>>36490804>Then maybe never direct someone offsite for this shit?Complete agreement. These threads would be ten times better without comments replying to suggestions shooting them down for offsite shit.
>>36490801Nothing is ever truly 'perfectly safe'. Be wary when someone tells you that Tali
>>36490801What race is Maolin?
>>36490424Let's not do that Tali, not doing that sounds like a great idea
>>36490801Cool, don't do it Tali, super don't do it anymore
>>36490801Just tell her you'll think about it, It's unlikely to be worth it, but you'll probably do it anyway.
>>36490801Weren't we doing something before we went to the science club?>>36490804>>36490939I'm going to assume you're the same anon who said "It's in the twitter", but you was the one who told me to go to another site when the information wasn't even there. You're not solving the problem by doing the same shit you want people to stop, and you aren't exactly proving a point either or raising awareness; you're just acting disruptive.
>>36490801Ask that Maolin assist you with golemancy in exchange.body body body body
>>36490801>virtual youSay, would it be possible to use our illusions to make the virtual reality a pleasant one?We could use it for healing stuff and inducing pleasant memories. And stealing knowledge.Then we start a memory market and we rule over the desperate fools who'd do anything for a taste of life they'll never have.
>>36490939>>36490965For the record this guy is lying again. Just ignore and report him.
>>36490801Did she just drug us and erase our memory? And lie about the safety of whatever she's offering? I think we ought to leave.
>>36491021Fuck if I know, I missed a whole thread and was told it was fine.
ask if any sentient artifact can be given a golem body, or if it needs a certain amount of stats, like mana recharge rate.
>>36490996And arms for Vaisi.But yeah, BODY.
>>36490801So what did virtual us do for those two months?And hell yeah, orb body! Let's do this!
>>36491021She doesn't really seem too good at checking that things go according to plan. I mean, the reason why Tali got fucked up last thread was because of something she didn't check and fix beforehand. Technically it's Ally's fault too since she didn't say anything to her, but it doesn't shift the blame from her.
>>36490965I'm following the twitter and I saw no such thing mentioned.
>>36490996>>36491073no no, we make one and then give it to the book. obviously we trap it first. but the book hops in so it can get back to the knowledge gathering, we turn on the trap, and bam, vaisi is free to go since she is freed from the book.
>>36490801Wait, what was her offer?Was it just joining the science club?
>>36491209We've already joined, she's asking if we want to be experimented on more
For fuck's sake, knock it off. Just read the quest.
>>36490801First apologize if this is insensitive, but ask Maolin if the crack in her mask (face?) is a deliberate choice on her part? If not, you'd think there'd be spells that could repair it.
>>36491195Or we end up with the magical version of AM.Especially if we trap it into something that has access to virtual space.
>>36491225Hm, see if we can sweeten the deal for some private tutoring on spells and shit, in exchange for being a lab rat.Elf boy needs to git gud.
>>36491266>Elf boy needs to git gud.Agreed. I wonder if it's possible to combine illusions with conjuring.
>>36491233Real cute, EGO. Go back to the street, you're stinking up the library.
>>36491308Perhaps we can have Tali experiment a bit and see if we can't create solid-light illusions? It'd be pretty nifty to quickly conjure up a wall or something on demand.
"... I'll think about it.""Aww." Solia grabs Maolin by the shoulder and brings her in. "Don't listen to silly little Maolin. She's such a kidder, right Maolin?""Please don't touch me." She says."I can assure you the tests are pretty much safe. We used them on others all the time and they're fine!""What about Corali-" "Perfectly fine!" Solia says."Like I said." Tali replies. "I'll think about it.""Fine..." Solia looks a bit hurt at that. Tali turns his attention to Maolin."So you work on golems?" He asks."Yes." She says, with a slight nod."Do you know if it's possible to give sentient artifacts a body?">Before she can reply Solia laughs."Of course!" She says. "Maolin here IS an artifact in a golem body." She taps her knuckles against Maolin's arms. It sounds like she's tapping against glass."Solia, stop that." Maolin says."She's a clay golem with a crazy rare sentient artifact as a soul. Never seen the likes of it. Refuses to let me run tests on it, though.""Because of Corali-""But that's fine! We're still best buddies and we work great together.">Maolin stares at Solia. Even under her mask Tali can sense the girl glaring at Solia.>Tali feels uncomfortable now.
"Hey, Maolin, let's go hang out."BODY BODY BODY BODY
>>36491382Welp time to go do something else, something not in this room
>>36491412It's a joke, like the cat from Half-life 2.
>>36491382Ask Maolin more about her "situation", what was she before she got inserted into a golem body, or didn't she exist before then?
>>36491382They're totally best buds. We should check up on Lan though. She's the only roommate we haven't checked on.>>36491412Probably Cora. You know, the girl with no pants.
>>36491382Tali, ask Maolin to show you what she's been doing. Mostly for research purposes - magical prosthetic for Vaisi. Or extra arms that'd help you work in the lab.You can ask her more about what happened to that Corali girl when you're away from Solia. And you can apply the orb.
>>36491382Corali-who? And what?
>>36491382Let's go hang out with Maolin, ask her about getting us a body.
>>36491446>Probably Cora. You know, the girl with no pants.Did she do something to her eyebrows? Are her eyebrows planning to take over the world?
>>36491382Ask Maolin what class type she's in. If you wanted to get away from this place, you could try quickly segueing into asking questions about esoteric subject matters and then asking her if she could show you something in a classroom or such.
>>36491448>>36491411Agree with these. Maolin seems way cooler than miss "Science is about making shit go wrong!". Goddamnit, can even one scientist in fiction be a reasonable and intelligent human being
>>36491382Hey, let's defuse the situation by agreeing to check out some experiments. We can hit Maolin up for some info while Solia shows us around.
>>36490801Sure, as long they help us release Vaisi
>>36491439I know that, I just want to hear Solia flounder some more
>>36491464Man, I already went through the Eyebrow Rebellion, I don't want to experience that again
>>36491478Sounds like good idea.
>>36491382I think Solia might be hiding something, should probably ask Maolin about that sometime. For now you might want to leave.
>>36491382Seduce the golem Talu!
>>36491382another sentient artifact! quick introduce us to her!
>Ignore Solia>Become better friends with MaolinI want a picture of the orb being held in the air by both 99 Copper and Maolin.CONSTRUCT BUDDIES
>>36491480Yeah we'll release here... after we've made sure the psycopath book no longer controls her. Or better yet we've destroyed the book. It is an artifact like us, and there' never too few of those around.
>>36491538We should just convert the book into something. I mean, it worked on us.Unless Ownership prevents that? Quick, test by turning some girl's clothes into ice cream.
>>36491538is why i suggest we build the body but instead of taking it, we offer it to the book. and then we sring a trap when the book gets in it. and bam vaisi is free.
>>3649153799 copper is not a construct.
>>36491573She wants to be, or rather, she acts like one.Close enough to join the Construct Buddies.
>>36491573Yes she is.
>>36491564Is the book even sentient, it might just be regular mind fuckery
>>36491590sure i guess, although i doubt she and maolin would get along.
>>36491538But there are secrets in it, we need those.
>99 Copper, Maolin, and Semp-eye in a club with uswhy do I want this so much
>>36491599It's the same category as the Orb, world-bending shit. Of course it's sentient.And it eats people's minds.
>>36491558Lets convert the book to ice cream
>>36490361> dat FloraSuper good
Anyone else notice that Tali isn't in any of the pictures so far? They've all been in first person.
>>36491382hey.It's unrelated, but that anglerfish girl here>>36490361is pretty damn hot. you should hang out with her more. Or at least visit the dressup sessions at the beauty club. Steal those beauty secrets.
>>36491686i guess a part of us infused with tali during the experiment.neat.
>>36491686Read what the machine does. It separates one part of the user's mind from the rest. Guess who filled the void?Though we should get that one part back. Out of politeness, we already killed our host twice.I wonder what side effects that may include. Maybe Tali got access to some weird powers? Like the guys who made us?
"That's uh... Great. Hey, Maolin, you mind showing me some of your work?">The golem manages to pull herself away from Solia. She nods and walks to a different side of the Science Club. When Solia tries to follow Maolin simply stares at her until she gives an awkward laugh and walks away with Ally.>Walking is a bit difficult as the ground seems to sway under his feet but Tali manages to make it across with Maolin. Her side of the room is far less chaotic with everything tucked away in shelves and labeled clearly. She sits down on a nearby chair and pats it twice. The chair rises and arms come out of it. A small flying golem also emerges from the chair and floats around Maolin."This is my latest work." She says. "I am trying to create a device that can help the ill or crippled. This golem scans a person and checks their vitals while this one helps them get around or reach things.""Wow...">The machine scans Tali and says in a monotone voice: "Tali Elwin. Strength: D, Wisdom: C, Endurance: B, Luck: B, Agility: D" When it finishes it returns to it's home."Interesting." Maolin says. "So, what do you think?""That's very interesting. So these golems are sentient?""Somewhat. They can't think on their own yet but they follow instructions very well.">She shifts around and her cloak falls open. Tali remembers seeing her body before but this is the first time he's had a chance to really look at it. The entire thing is covered in white plates with a beige substance underneath it."So.." Tali says. "Can you put sentient artifacts in bodies?""It is difficult. Artifacts are hard to give bodies. Hard to bring true life into. I-" She touches her chest. "Have the life force of my master within me. In my phylactery. It is what gives me true life and allows me to control a body like this. So, it is possible but very difficult.""Ah. I figured it wouldn't be easy... Wait, your master? He gave you his life force?""Yes. He killed himself to make me."1/2
>>36491755Tali, real quick.Go get your brain back from that machine.I think it's not set up right, as we can't see you.
>>36491755Tali, pal, you need to work on your attributes.
>>36491755>Strength: D>Endurance: BSounds like it's time to get ripped.
>>36491755That machine sounds great, sounds like something Petal Class could use>Luck: B>Tali has died like twice alreadyI think it still needs work
>>36491803fuck that>>36491810we work on LUCK.go eat some 777 leafed clovers, tali.
>>36491793>>36491755100 pushups, 100 situps and run 10 km every single days
>>36491755>Law symbol from OverlordWAIT WHAT.Ask if you can see her without the plating, politely.
>>36491803>Sounds like it's time to get raped.
>>36491840if we stack luck, the rape will be a pleasant one that turns out happy for all parties involved.
>>36491823Fuck that shit, we're going Turtle Hermit Style. http://www.dragonballencyclopedia.com/qdb/Turtle_Hermit_Style#Initial_training
>>36491755> dat sexy golem body
>>36491823>>36491755seconding that, gets you super strong, trust us
>>36491835This.Are we the only ones making actual fucking suggestions
>>36491755Pretty please, would you be able to construct a book stand that can turn pages on it's own, say on a spoken command or with BACK and FORWARD buttons?
>>36491810>That machine sounds great, sounds like something Petal Class could useAgreed. That'd thing would really help us in dealing with the wounded. If she wants, we could talk with some Petals, ask her if she'd be interested in collaborating on that stuff.Also, if she's interested in improving that seeing eye thing, she should try to grab some info from Sempeye. Some improvement on data gathering for her familiars, at least.That, and we need to get Tali checked by someone who's capable of peering into souls.
>>36491823He'd also get the best butt in the school.
I'm honestly curious about how she looks without plating, not even sexual.
>>36491913I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT GOLEMS
>>36491755>I-" She touches her chest. "Have the life force of my master within me. In my phylactery. It is what gives me true life and allows me to control a body like this. So, it is possible but very difficult.">"Ah. I figured it wouldn't be easy... Wait, your master? He gave you his life force?">"Yes. He killed himself to make me."Dammit, Larro, this its probably the fastest turn from arousal to sadness I've ever experiences in 3 lines of text.
>>36491937We all do.
>>36491907We could always glamour ourselves a nice butt
>>36491979we shouldsee how glamor works on toothey mawsThough I am unsure if temporarily giving angler girl a pretty face will lead to worse consequences later.
"I'm sorry to hear that...""There is no need to mourn. He gave me life and for that I am grateful but I have never met the man. I have his notes, though. He wrote them in code and I have been working at them. My golems are the results of his notes and my own intimate nature of golemancy.""This really is some amazing stuff. Though I think that machine may be a bit wrong. I'm anything but lucky.">She studies Tali for a moment."I disagree." She says, simply.>Tali watches as the golem chair sets itself back down."So... What's this about Corali-something.""Coraline. Cora. She's a member of the Thorn Class. She was one of the first to go through the machine. She was... Changed by it. She says she is happier now, though, so perhaps it wasn't all bad.""Well, I guess if she's happy. She seemed happy.""Agreed. Her base personality remains. She is just..." She pauses trying to find the right word. "Looser.""So are you working on your thing for Petal Class? The chair and orb thing.""That is the ultimate goal, yes. However, I want to make sure it is working perfectly before I give it to them. If my golems hurt the ill I would be unable to live with myself." She pulls out the scanning orb and opens a small flap to look inside. "It is difficult work but I enjoy it.">>36491885"Do you do commissions?""Meaning?""If I paid you to make a golem to do something for me, would you?""I could.""How about a book stand that turns pages on a voice command."".... It can be done fairly easily.""How much would it cost?">She looks at the orb again before handing it to Tali."Use this for me. Scan others you know well and come back with the results. I will consider it fair payment." She says. "Deal?"
>>36491979Yes, butt it'd be a lie.
>>36492019sounds fair enough.now GO GET YER BRAIN BACK TALI, I am paranoid about not being able to see you!
>>36492019Ask if there is anything in particular we should look for when scanning, any kind of person she wants scans of in particular?
>>36492019Sure, that sounds fair>CoralineThe Beauty Club girl?The less pretty one?
>>36492019If I had money I'd pay to see Cora's transformation.Deal. Can we see you without plating if we get a lot?
>>36492019Fair enough. Start scanningTali pick up the fucking orb and look into it we need to see your face
>>36492019"Sure, why not?"
Rolled 19 (1d20)deal.I mean, whats the worst that could happen?The golem know everything tali. sheknows who you are.
>>36492019Deal. And as an extra, we'll see about improving it.Then we go get scanned by the Eye and grab some data on how it works to be implemented into the scanner-thingy.
>>36492019Sure, as long as the scanning, and your purpose, is benign.
>>36492042i am starting to agree
>>36492019Thirding >>36492042First person sucks.
>>36492019>them eyebrowsIt's the teal panties girl?I mean... the beauty club girl.
>>36492085>filenameWhat about Nickelback?
>>36492128I like panties girl.I think she and sexy-angler should show up more.Though all the undines should show up more.most of the girls in general, in fact.We should arrange a sleepover where everyone will be in PJs and nightgowns.
>>36492128>>36492070Oh god Tali is gonna become a nudistThat's why we can't see him, He's naked
>>36492019Do I need to do this discreetly, or is it OK to let the person know that they are being scanned?
>>36492019Well let's get to scanning!Let's scan potion girl and the weirdo with the living hat to get an idea of what this is going to be like.
>>36492170>An entire thread in the nudeINSPECT SELFINSPECT SELF INSPECT SELF
>>36492190I don't wantanybody else,when I think about you,I inspect myself~
>>36492190> EXAMINE SELF> INVENTORY> PUT ON CLOTHES> EXAMINE SELF
>>36492183If we need discretion, we can just glamour the scanner to look like something else.Like that cat artifact we got earlier.Speaking of, can we give it to the Maolin for some analysis?Maybe she'll come up with some ideas on how to improve her stuff.
This thread has gone full shadowruns.
>>36492227>If we need discretion, we can just glamour the scanner to look like something else.Ah yeah that's clever
>>36492042are you sure it's not because you miss his rugged good looks?
WARNING, WE MAY BE NAKED. CHECK SELF.
>>36492019Hold on! Something might go wrong! What if the book stand gives her the power to read her evil magical book and use its spells to escape?To be sure, ask Maolin to include a safety feature so it doesn't work on magical books. Those comics aren't magical, right?
>>36492170>>36492190>"This really is some amazing stuff. Though I think that machine may be a bit wrong. I'm anything but lucky.">She studies Tali for a moment.>"I disagree." She says, simply.Yup, he's naked. Now this exchange makes sense.
>>36492237We're a magical elf boy stealing secrets with magitech cyborgs running around.Yeah, sounds like Shadowrun alright.All it needs now is a giant dragon as the school principle.
>>36492237C'mon, Anon, what's here to shadowrun about?
>>36492274mission compromised! Security risk!
>>36492270We also need something so she can switch between books on her own
>>36492279>>36492290MGNQ fags pls stop spamming your shitty art from your shitty quest
So if our mission is compromised, what do we do?Will we have to start killing people?
>>36492316No.We will have to start convincing people they're OK with us being actually male.probably by using our nudity and luck stats to our advantage.
WE ARE NAKEDWARNINGWE ARE NAKEDI wonder if the illusion compensated.
>>36492316Convince them to be silentWith our dick and/or magical vagina
>>36492276>magitech cyborgsMagitech gynoids, anon. There's nothing organic about Maolin.
>>36492316Nah, we just offer them an illusion of their waifu in exchange for silence.If they want a golem of their waifu, they have to work for us.>>36492338Talking about Vaisi.
>>36492316we humiliate our foster father and comit soduko
>>36492328>implying anyone can tell a difference between a boy and a girl elf.
>>36492395there are OTHER ELVES at the school!
>>36492403They can't tell either, thats why elves have so few children.
>>36492403And?What's the difference? And no, "a dick" is not a good answer, because we all know you can't tell.
CHECK SELF FOR CLOTHES
>>36492403Even other elves can't tell the difference. The whole procedure of elf coupling and mating works on the principle that they just don't mind either way.
"Sure thing. Does it have to be a secret scan though? Are there any particular targets?""No and no. However, I would prefer it was someone you knew a little. It would be easier to find discrepancies. However, I am certain the machine is at least 95% accurate. I simply have not had much time to field test it.""Then it's a deal." He takes the scanner from her and pockets it.???>Tali takes the Orb out and holds it. He shakes it a bit.You guys okay in there? I'm perfectly fine and definitely not naked.I'm fine. Actually even better than fine thanks to that potion.>Solia calls out to Tali and Maolin."Hey! Tali! I hope I didn't scare you away or anything!""Try the scanner on her." Maolin says. "Press the side and aim it at her. Left is quick scan right is full. Try for full.">He presses the right button. The little machine speaks. "Solia Ur. Race: Undine, Affinity: Mind/Body/Soul Magic, Stats- (Host) Strength: D, Wisdom: -, Endurance: D, Luck: F, Agility: C (Solia) Strength: F, Wisdom: A, Endurance: D, Luck: A+, Agility: D (Out of water) A (In water). Artifacts: 2- Lure of the Dead, Rod of Might.>Solia doesn't appear to hear the tiny mechanical voice."I know I may have come on too strong but I would really appreciate it if you join." Solia says. "Seriously think about it, kay?""I will..." Tali says.What did those stats mean..?>She smile and goes back to her own side of the room. Maolin nods."That fits." She says. "If you can get at least nine more I will consider it a fair trade."I'm having second thoughts about this...I'm not sure if I like scanning people against their will.Well, I guess if I ask them permission it should be okay.>Tali toys with the tiny golem some more.Oh, wait... Wasn't I doing something before I get my head fried? I don't remember...
>>36492403And? Elves can''t distinguish gender, why else would they be so rare if 1 in 2 couples are homosexual?
>>36492403and most people go full prof. oak on them.
>>36492433TALI YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES
>>36492433Phew, thought you were naked there for a bit.I don't mind joining the science club or whatever, they make cool shit. But maybe don't fry your brain.
>>36492433So that's why she's so interested in taking people's minds away.She's being possessed by that squid on her head.When did this turn into They Live?
>>36492433so she's possessed huh?find out what solia is
>>36492433YOU FORGOT TO INTRODUCE US TO ANOTHER ARTIFACT.
>>36492433>Stats- (Host) Strength: D, Wisdom: -, Endurance: D, Luck: F, Agility: C (Solia) Strength: F, Wisdom: A, Endurance: D, Luck: A+, Agility: D (Out of water) A (In water).Bwuh?Uh, let's see, right before this you were talking to 99c and stopping blind bitch from bullying her, and before that you were at Crazy No Arms Girl's place talking with her.Was there anything you needed to do?Lunch/Dinner maybe?
>>36492433Oooh! Scan us next!
>>36492433Tali, ask her to take the hat off her head. She's a squid monster!
>>36492465WE JUST THINK WE'RE CLOTHEDTAKE OFF THESE ILLUSORY THINGS AND YOU'LL SEE
>>36492433Oh, so she's a headcrab. That explains a lot actually.
>>36492433>Wisdom: A>Luck: A+Actually the best.Don't pay attention to the other stats, the scanner probably doesn't work too well.Anyway, check up on Lan.
>>36492433Has the thing on her head been explained to us yet?this whole host/solia thing is worrying if it hasn't.
>>36492433I think you wanted to figure out a way to get 99c something to sell. So she won't be out of stock the entire time.
>>36492502>Bwuh?Did you not notice her "mushroom" cap has a fucking face on it?
>>36492433>Stats- (Host) Luck: F>(Solia) Luck: A+That's not ominous
>>36492433Eastern arts club! Go there scan the comfies!>>36492515and this! Lets see how terrible our wisdom is
>>36492433Is your illusion still up? And is the potion still impairing your mental faculties?
>>36492433You were supposed to get comfy Tali. Don't trust what the others say, this is the truth.
>>36492542Look at her hat. Come on.
>>36492433Tali, the hat was trying to remove your brain and steal your body and magic.MURDER THE HAT!
>>36492561Nah, it's fine anonIt's just a cute design is all
>>36492433The hat is alive, the body is just a flesh dummy. I'm not really surprised.>Oh, wait... Wasn't I doing something before I get my head fried? I don't remember...Ughh, it has been a while,we don't really remember either. Maybe go check on 99c? Might as well scan her while you're at it.
>>36492537>>36492561there's a difference between wearing a happy little dude as an accessory and being POSSESSED by a happy little dude.
>>36492561It's pretty cute, ain't it?
>>36492433Ask her to take off the hat.
>>36492582She is the posessing thing though, so its probably alright.
>>36492433>I'm not sure if I like scanning people against their will.We're a spy. This is pretty much why we're here.Don't trust Sofia. She's lied to us repeatedly and used a machine which runs a risk of causing permanent brain damage.
>>36492628I wanna know where she got that body.
>>36492433So the hat is a Unidine that is controlling either live human or corpse?
>>36492620Nah, let's do some investigating first.Ask around before we bring it up with her
>>36492620this kills the quest.
>>36492640I'd assume it's a corpse since one of the artifacts she has is "Lure of the Dead."
>>36492433Hey, Tali, something to check out.First, apply Orb to the scanner, then take another shot of Solia. Then, take us to Sempeye to apply his knowledge to the scanner. And to get checked, just in case.After that, go scanning people.
>>36492486>>36492494>>36492582I don't think she's possessed, guys.I think she's the hat. She is a squishy undine hat controlling a fleshy meat puppet.
>>36492433Ask Maolin about Solia being a posessing hat.That kinda freaks me out, considering how she wants to run experiments involving your mind being transferred.
>>36492644That complete lack of wisdom makes me think it's just a Corpse
>>36492663>>36492674Yeah, I know she's the hat.What I wanna know is where the hat got that body. It looks MIGHTY living right now.
>>36492683Considering how she has an artifact called "Lure of the Dead", it's possible.
>>36492674Spy as well?
>>36492683Its a corpse now obviously, what I want to know if it was a corpse when it put her on.
"Yeah, okay. But uh... What was that thing about host and junk that the orb picked up..?""For Solia? She is a parasite. Her people find the bodies of those who have drowned, restore them with undine magic, and use them as hosts. You seldom see them on land due to the rarity of drowned victims that aren't completely picked apart." She says, "Solia was quite lucky to get a body. I'm sure the others of her race fought for it.""................. Is... What?">Maolin looks at him."That is how her people are. Don't worry, her host is brain dead."Yeah, no. That totally is less creepy."So Solia is that thing? Her hat?""Yes.""And the rest of her?""A host body.""..."That's it guys.That's it.Undine are weird.>>36492554Still up and the potion has mostly cleared itself out.>>36492515>Tali touches the Orb to the Scanner. It speaks: "Ceer Artifact #845. Race: Artifact: Stats: D͢͏̕͞o̵͟͢͟͠ ̶̛͝ń͘͢ò̶̶͜t̴͢͢͟͜ ͢͝p͜é̴̛͜͜ę̸r̛͢҉͡҉ ̴̕í̴͠͞͞n̷̢͘͡t̶̨̛ò͠ ̷̵̧͘ţ̴̡́h̵̴͘͞͏e̴̵̡̕͢ ҉̸̸͏a̧̕b̀̕̕͠y̵̡̧̛͠s̨҉̨s̨͟͏̴ ̷̢̡͝m͏̢ơ͡r̵̶̛t҉̶͟͢ą̢̛̀͜l͟҉̴̕҉.͡҉̸ ̴͜͡͏Ý̴̧҉̷ǫ̵̀͢ừ̡ ͠͏͘w̵̡͢͞ì̢͜͠͡ĺ̕͠͠͝l͏̷̛̕͝ ̶̸̨̢͡ǹ̴͝͞͏o͏͝t͏̢͟͞ ̸̛͟͞͝l̀͜͜͠i̡҉̡k҉҉e͜͢҉ ͏̢͢͡ẁ̡̨̀͝ḩ҉҉à̸͡t͏̀͡ ̸́y̶̷̴o̷̶̡͘u͡҉̶̛ ̧̧͡͞s͘͡e̵̷͢͠ȩ̢̧.̵҉̧͘͠ ́͜W̡̢e̶͏̴́͘ ̴͏̡͟ć͘̕o҉͘n̨͞t̷̡r̕͜ǫ̶̸̧̛l̴͏͜҉͘ ̶̧͟t̵͟҉̨́h̵̢͘͜ę͟ ̸̧̕̕͢w͞͏̛͢ó̡͟͝r̷̢͢͜͞l̀͢͟͝d̵̵̡ ̴̛̕͡f̵̵̛̕r͟o̷̡͘͟҉m̵̶ ̶̷͞t̨͘̕h͢҉͠ę̵̛͠ ͘͝s̡̡h͟͞a͜͏͘d̡͜ò̷̶͡w̷͢͜s̸̸͘͡҉.̴͏͟ ̸̴A̶̵͘͘ ͏̸͢͢͏t̀̕͜͢h̶̸ờ̢u̴͡ş̸̕͠a̵҉̴̀n̶̢͘͜d̢̨̛͘͡ ̴̢̛͜͝ý̸̀͠e̵̷͜͢͟a҉̶̛ŗ͏ś͠ ̷̸̵̶̕w͏̴ȩ̡͘͝ ̵̛͡͡h̛͜͟͞a͏̴͝҉v͞͏e̢͡ ̨͡r҉̨ȩ͜҉̢̨i͞͞g̨҉n͏̵͘͢͏ȩ̷̢d̶̷͘͠ ̶̡́͢͡ą̶̸͞n҉̶͟͠d̨̨̡͡ ͏̛i̶͢͜͢t̸͜ ̛̀͞s̸̷̨͠͞h͏̶̀a̷̶͜͟҉l҉͘͢͡͞l̕͘͡҉ ̢̛͜͢ć̴́ò͜ǹ̸͘͠t̴̶̶̡͠i̵͟n͡҉̷̕u̵ȩ͜ ̡͏̧f̷̀͜ơ̶̵̢͞r͘͡͡ ̴̛a̢̛͝ ̶̷̡͟͝t͞͏̵́h͢͝҉ó̵̶̀u͏̵́s̡̡͟ą͠͠n̵̵̕͟͠d҉̡̕͝ ̶̀̕͡m͟͢͞͠ó̢҉̀r̕҉̴̵̡ȩ̸̢́͘.̷̡͘͢͡B̢̡͟͢͢u̢͜͢t͢͢͡ţ̕͟͠͞s̵̷̛.̡͡͡1/2
>>36492731undine aren't weird, they are a PLETHORA of fetishes.There's one for any kink you are into!
>>36492674this explains everything.
>>36492731Why did you do that!? She'll be looking at the data from the scanner!
>>36492433MY FUCKING GOD SOLIA IS THE MUSHROOM
>>36492731>buttsyeah, that's us.Hey.Hey tali.Go try to get a piece of that undine butt.
>>36492731Yep, that sounds about right, that thing is legit.
>>36492731>̷͢B̢̡͟͢͢u̢͜͢t͢͢͡ţ̕͟͠͞s̵̷̛.̡͡͡Yeah that sounds like us.>Undine are weird.In general I guess, at least most of the ones you met are nice and pretty
>>36492772Yeah, that wasn't in contention ever since we got the scan.The only thing we were worried about is the state of the host, but apparently it's OK.
>>36492754Yes. Now she'll know our secret of "Butts." The entire world is doomed.>>36492731>#845Damn, I was hoping we'd have a lower number. Also, I wonder if we can talk to the shadow ceer. "HEY SHADOW CEER! CAN YOU HEAR US!?"Even if not, this is useful.
>>36492754She's not the only one in the school that has an artifact. In fact, just about everyone has something on them.
>>36492731Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Orb Butts wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>36492731alright you guys, who let dave out of his cage again?
>>36492731Well, you see, Tali, what more can one wish for than to be of some good use to others even after his/her demise. It's unusual setup but you don't need to be freaked out by it.So...umm... guys... would hitting on her constitute necrophilia?
>>36492731>Do not peer into the Abys mortal. You will not like what you see. We control the world from the shadows. A thousand weeks we have reigned and shall continue for a thousand more.What's that about?
>>36492805>shadow ceer.Makes me think of the spoilersMaybe they can only hear what's in the spoiler text
>>36492731w̝̖̫͂h̭̤ͦ̀a͍̺͇͔̣ͥ̎ͬ̏t̺̍ͯ́̈́́͝ ̖̪͋dͩͦ́̈̑ͭͪ͠ȉ̴̭̝̲̗̳̖͛d̦̤̤̯̼̞͇̊ͭͭ̑͌͛ ̰̙̲͔̯̗̐ͤͪͯ̾͗̀y̖̝̞̫̓̀ͅͅͅo̮͎̅͢u͓̠͉͕̬̝͋ͫͥ͡ ̤̬̘͍̪̗̾̾̅̏̆͒e̴͖͑ͫͪ̚x̡̪̥p͒e̫̘̐̊̓̔͂̅̕ͅcͭ̓ͤ͟t͉͈̥̖̪̳̼ͨ͆̿́̌̉͑̀y͇̽̂ͥ͘ô͚ͩ̈ͬu̅ͨ̍ ̨̳̺̯ͯs͔̹̟͙͖͂̽ͮͤh̝̯̬̋o͈͕͇̖̠͍͖̎ͤ̂u̴͒l̍́̔ͪ͑̚҉̪̜̯ͅd̜͉͕̘ ͔͈̥̤̀̌ͬ͋ͬp̮̺̭͖̙͗͌̆̅̐ͧ̍rͦ̎ͭ͗̚͏̘̹̯͎o͎̽̊ͤ̀b̙̼͍ͭ͑͐̎͂̾͒a̞̖͕̰̹͗ͧ͆̌͢b̰̫̭͍͋̑̽͗l͙͚̰̲ͭ̋͛̀y̳͓̬̙͉̿͂͋̑ ͙̈́ͤ̈ͩͭg̡̣̪͕̹̋ͭ̑ͮ̋ͦ̚ễ͠t̙̝͎̱̋ͫ̿ ͙̪͕͙̻ͨ̓͐̅̿̉s͉̩͔̤͖͓͍̆ͦͧ̀͜ọ̵͓̹̺̣͇ͨ̏̓̓́m̪ĕ̥̜͍͒ͭͫ̄͊t̮̮̄̂ͥ͒͂h̥̺̱̝ͪ̽̑͊̎ͬ͑͡ȋ͖ͦn͑g̵̗͍͆͂ͫ̋̃̑ ̇̏҉͍͓̬̳͇͖ț͇̙͖͍͈̒̽ͪŏ̘̱̩͊ ̄̎͛͊́e̞̞̳͍̘ͩ̿a͍̲̳͗̑͋ͬ͢ẗ̪̮͖̃̀ͤ̉͒̋ ͔̜̮͖͞s̰̞ͥ̃ͤ͘õ͎̖̪̗̖͔o̝̰͕̦͕̤ͭ̇ͩͭ̃̽̚̕n̓͜
>>36492835depends on how the symbiote works.Let's stick to that snake one and that angler one and that squid one.No weird moral concerns with those.
>>36492731>that picGuys, we're totally making out with the little golem scanner
>>36492806There are only two Ceer artifacts in the school, though.Us and Vaisi's book.
>>36492841>thousand weeks>20 yearsNot all that impressive
>>36492835>spoilerif you're talking about tali, yes.
>>36492866We were her first kiss. He was a pure virgin artifact before she met us.Now she shall be eternally plagued with Butts.
>>36492869Correction: Two Ceer artifacts we know of so far.
>>36492874Wait, it says years in the actual post.Nevermind, way more impressive
>>36492835That depends, do you want to get with the head-squid part or with the corpse part?
>>36492866quick! some one make a good golem pick up line!
>>36492874I know right? Wonder if I mistranslated.
>>36492835They magically restore the bodies. And A rank luck makes sense now.
>>36492731Lets go see the sorter again and use this on him
>>36492899"I'm lost in the depths of your artificial eyes."
>>36492869>>36492885There's also senpeye
What if we perfect that mind magic we were considering and use it on the 'host'? Will we find out that she's not actually braindead after all?
>>36492896Better question: is it a threesome if you get with both?
>>36492841So the Ceer are still around. We really should investigate more into them.Actually, since we're doing the scanning thing, we should go see Vaisi.Scan her, and then lets talk to the Book. If it's true that the thing eats people's minds for knowledge, we can find out more about the Ceer and what's going on from it.>>36492883But we kissed Sempeye before too. We're such a slut.
>>36492948Nah, this is a Larro quest. I'm sure the drowning victim is exactly that.
>>36492948If she wasn't braindead, she would have a Wisdom score.Though Luck seems pretty vague.
>>36492948>Wisdom: -I doubt it
>>36492962I don't think corpses will conventionally cound for those purposes.
>>36492948Have you forgotten that the parasite is working on a machine that makes people braindead? You think it's just a coincidence?
>>36493014That'd even explain the low Wisdom.
>>36493014Tali give the brain slug headpats
>>36493014More like she wants to have that body as truly her own. Not be a hat.
>Maolin stares at Tali and the Scanner. All he could hear was a terrible screeching noise."Please don't use that on artifacts." She says>She presses a button and deletes the data."Sorry about that.""It's okay. Go and scan. I look forward to seeing the results.">Tali nods and heads off with the scanner in hand.I did say I should go see Lan earlier, huh? Totally forgot about that. Maybe I can scan her.>The elf only needs a bit of help to find his way back to the Petal Tower. At the top of the stairs is his own room. He hears people talking inside of it.>He tries to pick up on what they're saying but he can't.>He knocks on the door. The voices stop suddenly.>Lan opens the door and spots Tali. She smiles."Hey there!" She says. "How did your first day go?""It went well. Joined a few clubs and had my first class. Science and Eastern Arts Appreciation Club.""That's great!" She keeps the door open only a little. Tali can't see inside."Is someone in there?""Oh, yeah. Tali, I know this is your room and all but Alisya and I are having a bit of a chat. I'm really sorry to ask this but can you give us like thirty minutes? Then you can come right on in and tell me all about your day."
>>36493014More like she's learning to transfer minds, maybe she wants to own the body for real rather than just control it
>>36493014Its prob a high priority for her breed of undine to get hosts as easier as possible
>>36493014For a brain slug, that's a pretty genius reproductive strategy.
>>36493060Yes, run off TaliJust make sure to roll us inside there before the door closes.
>>36493060Use the scanner and move on.
>>36493060 She's having sex with her girlfriend.Leave her to it.Maybe go to the library and do some more studying.
>>36493060Sure I guess, you can go take a short walk I suppose
>>36493060Put us against the doorDoors are no protection from our sight
>>36493060Go visit 99 Copper!
>>36493060You know, I think this is what the 'sock on the doorknob' rule is for?
>>36493060Sure leave them to it. Look for some people you can ask to scan.
>>36492731>pet Solia's hat and see what happens
>>36493077You shouldn't be
>>36493060run off for 30 minutes.LEAVE US HERE TO WATCH. JUST ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR.also go find something for 99cent to sell.
>>36493060leave and find 99 copper.
>>36493060We need to put down rules for use on the room. We can't get nothing done if we can't even get into our room and it's unfair to the other occupants to bar entry to one of the other people who live there. Ask her what the chat is about and see if we can help as well. If it's something stupid, we go in anyways.
>>36493080It really is. And she's doing it under everyone's noses too.
>>36493060"Sure thing. I just hope you aren't badmouthing me too much."Go take a stroll.
>>36493060> bit of a chatSure we totally understand. We'll give you the privacy you require.Tali, scan her before leaving.
>>36493077needs more pink bloom and hearts.
>>36493060Ask if you could scan her on occasion for the science club, then leave.Maybe we can look how to get stuff for 99 copper, and scan few people on the way.
>>36493060Sure.Let's go see Sempeye and Vaisi. Sempeye for some advice on scanning, Vaisi for a proper scan and some info on the Ceer from the Book.
>>36493060>saying they need some alone time>while only wearing a towel.yep they're boning hard.give them some space, BUT MAKE SURE YOU TEASE THEM! THIS IS IMPORTANT!a simple "alone time, eh?" will suffice.
>>36493060Go scan 99 Copper, might be interesting.
>>36493060All these fucking betas.Ask her what we get in return.
>>36493060Ufufu~Go ahead and give them some space Tali, maybe go to the library and study for a bit, or go talk to 99c
>>36493060Sounds suspicious, it look like a job for... Talu with a slightly different disguise!
>>36493060it is VERY IMPORTANT you toss us right in there.For a school full of lesbians, we've seen jack shit!
>>36493067Sure, which is why she's so eager to make people braindead."Transfer parts of minds" my ass.
>>36493060Yes, >>36493117.Tell her "if you're having sex that's okay I guess, just don't leave a wet spot on my bed"
>>36493171Let's wait with seeing Vaisi until we have the gadget.
>>36493060Sure, mind if I just put down the orb?
>>36493191Uh, do you usually call everyone who act reasonably about requests from friends betas?
>>36493212That makes sense. What if Eyebrow Girl's personality change was from an undine being put in her body.
>>36493212>>36493067guys.you REALLY don't need a fancy device to render people braindead.It is, in fact, very well known information that is very easy to do.
>>36493226If they try to fucking bar me from my room without a good excuse. If you're fucking in there, come out and say it. Otherwise I'm going in there and doing what I need to do.
>>36493239Correct.I figure the intent is maybe to make it so undine can be symbiotic with non-braindead hosts.There should be at least a couple of potential volunteers.
>>36493255Your lack of social grace or the ability to pick up on context clues is staggering.
>>36493239Yeah, enough booze will do the thick.>Lan is in cohotr with the Brain-slug!
>>36493239Yeah, but you need Undine magic to bring them back into working order for the parasite to take root.This way you don't have to resurrect them, heal them or anything. You get a working meat puppet in a few seconds.And they get stuck in the Matrix.
>>36493270Nah, I just like to be able to access my living space without "Oh sorry, you can't come in right now."
>>36493255That's not how it works. If you really want to get into your room you either say 'hey can I grab/you fetch X' if it's because you need something, or 'I really don't feel like bumming around somewhere right now, sorry. Can't you take it somewhere else' if you just want to be there. And if you don't have any particular want or need to be in your room over somewhere else, why wouldn't you just adhere to their wishes?
>>36493224We should probably scan her first.
>>36493255I oppose this notion.
>>36493313Yes, I know you do not have the social capability to live with a roommate without screaming arguments constantly.
>>36493322I oppose this opposition.
>>36493318scan scan scanscan everyoneall the time
>anyone taking someone who says "betas" unironically seriouslyHe's obviously an idiot at best, mentally challenged on average, and a troll at worst.
>>36493338I oppose the opposition of opposing opposition's opposition.
>>36493313Well then don't share a room. Oh, you're sharing a room? Well, find somewhere else to stay, or learn to fucking make some sacrifices. That's how people actually coexist in society, and get along. That's how you get to fuck your girlfriend/one-night-stand next time you bring them home because you did a solid for your roommate. That's how you don't spend every evening in a tense silence because they find you an uptight selfish prick and.
>>36493060"Sure, I'll go explore some more."We can come back and scan her later.
>>36493379No, scan now.Insist on scanning everyone.
>>36493469>Scan all the thingsPatience, young one.
>>36493469Seconding scanning now. Scan both of them, try and figure out what's going on while doing it. They may be discussing secrets.
>>36493469HEY.HEEEY.CAN YOU SCAN SHAPES THROUGH DOORS?We may have to sit here and scan at the door. For science. Yeah.
>>36493480>SCAN ALL THE THINGS
>>36493361I oppose opposing the opposition's opposal of the opposing position of the opposition's position on positioned opposal of the opposition.
>>36493562Can somebody decrypt this for me? I'm not sure what I just wrote?
>>36493562I support scanning all the things.
flora a cute
>>36493704we really need to get in on some of that undine action.
>>36493489YES! DO THIS! OR SCAN THE DOOR!
>>36493704Flora is a cute
>>36493704worst girl.Stop pushing so much for this smelly fish.
>>36493795I will have the slappiest of nerd fights with you over this.
>>36493704i'm not saying she's not cute. she totally is. but imagining kissing her is unnerving.
>>36493795I'll fight you nerd, you take that back
>>36493562>>36493617>I oppose opposing the opposition's opposal of the opposing position of the opposition's position on positioned opposal of the opposition.The oposition is rejecting any arguments aginst their plan to not allow others to veto their decisions and I'm fine with that.
"Ah, sure. Uhm... Do you mind if I just scan you with this thing?" He holds out the scanner. "It doesn't do anything, just tells some stats.""Hmm? Sure! Go ahead." She grins as Tali presses the right button.>The machine speaks once more: "Myril Lan Race: Aelor, Affinity: Alemancy, Stats- Strength: A++, Wisdom: B, Endurance: A, Luck: C, Agility: C Artifacts: 1- The Gourd That Destroyed The World.""Thanks." Tali says."No problem~" She smiles again and closes the door.... I could just use the orb to see through the door but... That would violate their privacy, I think.I guess I'll just leave them alone.But...>>36493098>>36493225>>36493129>>36493764>>36493489I am a spy, right?I think it's okay?Okay, a quick look.>Tali presses the Orb against the closed door. =Peering through the door. Linked with host.=>Tali can see through the door and hear the voices within as clearly as if he were inside. It takes all he has to avoid making a noise in shock.>Inside is Lan, Alisya, and another Aelor that Tali doesn't know.>Lan sighs."Sorry about that guys. I got roommates now so we can't meet here anymore.""That's fine." The other Aelor says. "We probably won't have to for a while anyway. The transfers are busy trying to get any from the Sons so we got some downtime.""Downtime is bad." Alisya says. "Downtime means no artifacts or spells to sell. That means no money. That means no funding for our classes. Vendal's money only gets Petal so far.""Hey, it takes time to get secrets." The Aelor says. "It's only been two days.">Tali pulls the Orb away. The voices are muffled now and he can no longer see inside the room.1/2
>>36493831Never. The truth cannot be denied.>>36493812Your slaps do nothing!
>>36493842We really need to grab ourselves a copy of this scanner thing.It's amazing for stealing info.
>>36493842secrets?fuck.I was hoping for something, you know, with more eroticism.
>>36493842>A++Don't get on her bad side
>>36493153and rose petals
>>36493842They are the spyring leaders? Damn manKeep listening
>>36493842Huh, so are they like.. supervising the students who are infiltrating the boy school?Also, it seems like the school isn't doing as well financially as I thought.
>>36493842>That means no funding for our classesBust into the room and tell them to just sell their used panties, like normal school girls.
>>36493842Man, Lan is strong.You should lift with her!Also we're apparently broke as fuck! Maybe Alisya shouldn't take up gambling.
>>36493935What I'm surprised about is that funding classes is their responsibility, and not any teachers.
>>36493886>Keep listeningSeconding this. This is the kind of information we're here for.
>attempt to see lesbians in natural environement>just get worthless spy informationThis sexpedition is going horribly.
>>36493842>that other Aelor...Cynthia?
>>36494062What did you expect?
>>36494081>attempt to see lesbians in natural environement
>>36494081we're in a magical girl lesbian factory!We should have accidentally knocked a fake wall down and found piles of handholding/extreme fucking at some point by now!This is much harder than that scooby doo gig.
>>36493902If you want to go for shadowruns, the Undine are financing the school in exchange for the machine being built.That, or they haven't found a buyer for Vaisi's book yet.
>Tali presses the Orb back against the door. =Connection restored="Then we'll just wait?" Lan says.>The Aelor nods. Alisya looks frustrated."I guess we have to," The elf says. "Ugh... Sorry, I've just been in a bad mood all day. Not a single person joined the Games Club.""Aw.." Lan pats her shoulder. "I'm sorry. You still have Tessa, right?""... Yeah.">The chat seems to turn to normal things for a while. Then Lan brings up their next meeting. They agree to meet again in a week at a different location, but they don't say what the location is.>Tali pulls the Orb away again and leaves.So they're in charge of the other spies...And the school needs help financially? At least Petal does. But why leave students in charge of that kinda thing?Still... We got a secret! A new secret that might actually be a big secret!We're making progress, guys!I was worried we'd be seeing something lewd but it all worked out in the end. >Tali heads to the front of the school, making his way around with much more confidence. He sees Ninety-Nine Copper in her usual spot but instead of standing the girl is sitting on the stone floor.>Her sign has changed.
>>36494202Scan and put Orb against sign.
>>36494202There's a games club?
>>36494202Get a camera! wait, do we have cameras?
>>36494202Aww, let's not wake her up. Maybe we should go pester comfy club members for a scan instead?
>>36494202D'aww. What time is it, Tali? Is it time for dinner or whatever?
>>36494202Carry her into a warm bed.Also>>36494237
>>36494202So cute. I'm glad she's taking her breaks now.
>>36494202this is some prime cuddle opportunity right there
>>36494202>instead of standing the girl is sitting on the stone floor.Somebody call Fuwa! This girl needs a comfy pillow ASAP.
>>36494202Find a blanket and put it on 99c. Getting a cold will inhibit the Store from functioning properly.
>>36494202>Scan her, and then go on to buy stuff for her store.
>>36494202Um, the golem lady is going to see that too, isn't she? When she checks the recording device?
>>36494202Leave a note for her, tell her you stopped by and are happy she's taking breaks
>>36494202hey.We should use 99 copper as a salesperson for magical shit.
>>36494202Grab someone from the comfy club and ask them to help you put her somewhere warm and nice.Then take a scan of everyone.
>>36494202>worried we'd be seeing something lewdTali you little homo.
>>36494202Start up the scanner.I've been waiting to see 99¥'s stats.
>>36494287>>36494202erase recorded data on not-lewd spy proceedings.It is worthless to us. Maybe memorize it if you need it.
>>36494202Wipe her face and stick around for a bit, I'm a little worried about her just sleeping like this out in the open
>>36494268Agreed! Who better to make someone comfy than a comfymancer?
>>36493842Wolfgril a cute
>>36494287We didn't use the recording golem, that was just us
>>36492841Years. not weeks. And the world is a thousand years old.So, uh, we might have contacted that God of the Ceer.
>>36494320>Check her stats>S rank in them all
>>36494202Aww, Go bother Fuwa, unless it's time for dinner or something.
>>36494301Agreed.There should be a school store that sells useful material. Maybe we could get the dungeoneering and science clubs involved. It could be an outlet for them to sell their artifacts and loot.Plus if students want, say, a cup of ramen or a small coffee, well there you go.I'm really surprised 99 Copper isn't working at such a school store to begin with.
>>36494324Ah, that's right. We didn't check anyone besides Lan since the last time she erased the data, so we can just erase it and start from scratch.
>>36494413yeah.We need to start producing avenues of money for the school.Another idea:It's a secret that they are low on money. It's also a secret they have some cool-ass artifacts.They should totally sell shit to OUR wizard guild.
>>36494324The scanner doesn't even have any data on spy proceedings.
>>36494413You know, that's not a bad idea.Get the comfy and games club to organize a small shop of some sorts. Students get to relax, have some coffee (we'll ask Lan on making some good stuff) and buy supplies from the science and dungeoneering club.Everyone gets funding, 99c works as an accountant, and we get to collect rumors from everyone.
>>36493948>Luck: C>pick up gamblingWell, about that...
>>36494445Start a capitalism club? With the purpose of raising the school's budget and running the store?Tali could be the supplier that works with various clubs and classes to keep the store stocked, while 99 Copper and other interested students/staff actually run the store.Again, Tali doesn't work in the store. He just acts as a middle man between clubs.
>>36494472>everyone gets fundingWell, not really.We only get a small portion of from-school funding.We'd need to have outside customer sales to get the REAL funding. It's not like we have access to our parent's money up here.
I wonder how hard Glamour is using runes
>>36494472>we get to collect rumors from everyone.And then Tali was the bartender.
>>36494320No scanning without explicit permission!
>>36494512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9se8i4ujsMagic item shop, magic starbucks, and magic liquor store.Check out the 99 Copper's All-in-One School Store and take advantages of prices that are so low it's magical~!
>>36494570I'm still pretty sure having her actually work in a store would be detrimental to her mental health, and would be reason enough to avoid having a school store in general.
>>36494570You may be onto something. Capitalism, Ho!
>>36494559After we just did spying on friends
>>36494627This, we need to be getting her AWAY from the store environment, not putting her back in it.Communism, ho.
>>36494627There is that possibility, but we could draw a distinct line between what happens in the store and what happens outside of the store.Furthermore, we could insist that she's the manager, not a mere employee, and force her to make decisions for herself.But there is the possibility it might make her worse. We'll just have to monitor her and be there to help.
>>36494627She'll just work in accounting. She can be our 99 Littledollar.
>>36494659That was for spy reasons, this isn't>>36494627I do agree with this though, I'm still hoping to do that Psychonaut mind dive thing eventually
>>36494707>I do agree with this though, I'm still hoping to do that Psychonaut mind dive thing eventuallyYou know, doing this would solve a lot of problems.
>>36494627Yes, I actually don't think a store would be particularly useful to anyone.
>>36494735We need to look into mental healing magic when we start actually learning these things.
>>36494735Oh like they do in Ar Tonelicos. Yeah let's try something like that.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36494202Just scan her then ruffle her hair
>>36494752Yeah like that too.
Man, you guys come up with the best ideas. This is why you were given to me.If we start up something that everyone in the school utilizes then we'll surely get ALL the secrets! It'll just take some time but we can do it.We just need to find out how to open up something like that.Also I used you guys, not the Scanner for that spying stuff. So we're good there.Speaking of which...>Tali scans Ninety-Nine with a Minor Scan. The machine beeps: Ninety-Nine Copper. Stats: Strength: D, Wisdom: C+, Endurance: EX Luck: D Agility: D.Huh. I wonder what EX means.>>36494314Rude!>>36494703>>36494675I do agree that perhaps putting her in the store in the same position she's normally in would be a bad idea. But I'm sure she'll find a job she likes to do.>Tali looks at the sleeping girl. He wipes her face with a handkerchief.I should get her a blanket or something. Fuwa must have one, right?>Tali leaves the sleeping girl alone and looks for the Comfy Mage. She finds him instead and grabs his arm, tugging the boy down a dark hallway."Tali, I finally found you. Come here, I found this amazing spot to nap in.""Ah, hey Fuwa! I was wondering if I can ask you for a favor?""Oh? Are you spending that Fuwa Buck? Or is this for before?""It's something small. I was wondering if you had a blanket or something. Ninety-Nine fell asleep in front of the school.""Hmm... I normally just use this one. I can craft another one if you want, though. A very comfortable one. That'll be one Fuwa Buck and a nap with me.">She holds out her hand.
We could talk to Solia about learning some mind magic, or just get her help in making some artifact that would help us mind dive people
>>36494792>Huh. I wonder what EX means.EXTREME, it's better than A+.
>>36494792Done. We'll have to bap with you later, though. Ninety-nine needs her blanket right now.
>>36494792How about we keep the Fuwa Buck, but owe her a second nap any time she asks
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36494792>That'll be one Fuwa Buck and a nap with me.Do it knife ears.
>>36494792Sounds like a fair deal.
>>36494792>Fuwa Buck>F. Buck>FuckTime to unzip penis.
>>36494792Do it you gay.
>>36494792Did her luck get stolen?
>>36494792>Man, you guys come up with the best ideas.This is why you almost died three times in two days, kid.Speaking of weird ideas, Tali, use us again with the scanner. I wanna try something.This time, instead of pointing us towards the scanner, put the scanner behind the orb and use it as a lens.Have the scanner look THROUGH us.
>>36494792Tell her if it costs a Fuwa Buck and a Nap right now, we get the blanket and to scan her too.
>>36494792Offer her a nap and headpats so we can keep the Fuwa buck
>>36494792>Endurance: EXGeezOh man, Fuwa really likes napping with you doesn't she, does she know you joined the same club as her?
>>36494792Throw in a Fuwa scan and she's got a deal.
>>36494792She likes you, dude.
>>36494792You drive hard bargain there, sir.But so be it...
>>36494792By the way, why don't you scan Fuwa?
>>36494792Sounds fair, don't forget to scan her.
>>36494792Isn't a Buck a little too much on top of a nap? Also, ask if you can scan her. For science.
>>36494866Except she doesn't know he's a dude.
>>36494792Couldn't we just grab a blanket from somewhere else? We're near some dorms, aren't we?
>>36494792>Ninety-Nine Copper. Stats: Strength: D, Wisdom: C+, Endurance: EX Luck: D Agility: D.>Wisdom: C+Could we improve her wisdom stat or are these things fixed?
>>36494849Do it DO IT!!!!And do it on her artifact too while at it
>>36494895I'd guess that stats improve with training, age, and/or life experience.
>>36494895Her Wisdom will get better once her mind gets fixed. She's still recovering (EX Endurance) from whatever broke her mind and killed her team.
>>36494928What does the EX stand for?
>>36494895Probably could just increases them like normal, you know, working out, studying, that kind of thing
>>36494895Her wisdom is higher than Tali's. That's not the problem.Also proof that Lilly is totally wrong.Unless everyone else here has B or higher wisdom. Tali did cheat.
>>36494942Assuming these are Fate/Stay stats, EX is basically immeasurable, it basically means it's off the charts
>>36494942Extra Xenophobic.Around elves, watch yourselves!
>>36494937B-but fellow hivemind, we should try and save the Fuwa Buck for something more important...
>>36494792>Wisdom: C+>Tali had a C. How does it feel to have less Wisdom than 99c?
>>36494986Losses effect if you got to repost mate
>>36494986If these are FSN stats and they work the same way, then both Tali and 99 have the same score, but in certain situations 99c can double her wisdom score
What if 99c went through the same machine panty-girl did?
>>36494979Nothing is more important then 99c. She's our friend.
>>36494979What could be more important? I'm sure we'll get more eventually.
>>36495000My stats:Anon- Humor: C Spelling: F Perversion: EX
>>3649497999 is the most important
>>36495042Better to say, she's the one that needs a friend the most.
>>3649506099 is the most important, but surely we could just get her any other blanket. Unless Fuwa Bucks only work for small favors, in which case yeah let's cash that shit in.
>>36494942Cutting off anyone who says something stupid. EX rank means that the Stat can't be mesure in a conventional manner. No that it "breaks the scale" but that it dosen't even use the scale.For example. Let's say we have stat values 1-10 Ex would be something like 2*n where n is how many opponents you have. Since you can get a value of 4 or 40k you don't have a 1-10 stat, you have a EX stat.
>>36495076Asking for a blanket isn't a small favor, seeing as she's asking for a nap too and we know creating artifacts is draining.
"Can I keep the buck by promising an extra nap?">She frowns and thinks for a moment."Okay. But just this once.""Oh, also Maolin is working on a little project. Mind if I scan you with this thing? It won't do anything but scan you." Tali says as he shows her the Orb."Go ahead. I need to find the spell anyway." >Fuwa pulls her spellbook from nowhere and flips through the pages.>Tali scans her. The machines reveals her stats. "Fuwa the Soft. Race: Elf. Magical Affinity: Comfy Magic. Stats: Strength: D (A if provoked), Wisdom: B+, Endurance: C Luck: C Agility: F-. Artifacts: 2-The Eternal Nap, The Little Death.>When the scan is done Fuwa casts her spells. The air around her sparks with magical energy as she invokes the runes within her book. There is the now-familiar blinding flash.1/2
>>36495095>Dat back coverHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>36495095>waugh was hereO-orks?
>>36495095What's that rune she's using for fuel?
>>36494986Just means that 99c is smarter than she let's on.
>>36495095>The Little Death.Fuwa has an artifact dildo?
>>36495095>A if provoked)Note: do not fuck with Fuwa
>>36495095>"Okay. But just this once."Fuwa Buck safe
>>36495095>The Little Death
>>36495133The little death is an old euphenism for sleep.
>>36495095>The Little Deathl-lewd>Wafu was herewafu when
>>36495095Huh, so that's what a proper spell looks like?Looks complicated.
>>36495149>The little death is an old euphenism for orgasm.
>>36495139>Note: do not fuck with FuwaUnless Lan is around or we can outrun her. >Agility: F->>36495149The little death is an idiom and euphemism for an orgasm.
>>36495162Wafu is the comfy vampire I believe
>>36495149NoLa petite mort
>>36495163Edgar Allan Poe: "Sleep, those little slices of death - how I loathe them."
>A very big and extremely soft looking blanket materializes in Fuwa's hands. She hands it to Tali with a wink."I'll be waiting for you." She says.>Tali looks at the back of her spellbook. 'Wafu was here~' it says."... Who's Wafu?">Fuwa's face darkens."My nemesis..." She says, before turning and walking away.>Tali is left holding the blanket.Wow.This is the best blanket I have ever felt.>He takes it and walks back to the front of the school and finds the still sleeping Ninety-Nine. He takes the blanket and places it over her, tucking it in.>Her eyes flutter and open. She looks up at Tali."Tali. We at the Ninety-Nine Copper Store pride ourselves on our work ethics but... You did say we must take a break.""I did. You're doing great.">She looks at the blanket."Is this a donation to the store?""Mhmm.">Tali can see her grip it."We thank you for your donation. However, we... I don't understand why.""Why what?""Why you are donating this."
>>36495162She's a comfypire and Fuwa's rival.She was mentioned at the end of thread of thread 5 (I think), and shown variously in Larro's small pictures he uploads on Twitter, but she hasn't officially shown up if she does.
>>36495157I wonder if runes pop out when Tali does spells too
>>36495229"Why not. You looked like you could use a blanket. Otherwise you'd be cold."
>>36495229Because you're our friend. Well, Tali's friend.And we look out for the friends of our future hosts.
>>36495261She's our friend too!
>>36495229"You needed a friend."
>>36495236>Comfypire>Drains objects of their comfyJESUS CHRISTO HOW HORRIFYING
>>36495223Sleep has been used to symbolically and metaphorically represent death, and vice-versa, for pretty much forever, but 'the little death' is orgasms.
>>36495229We were worried about you, we wanted to make sure you didn't catch a cold sleeping out here or something.Speaking of though, I'm kinda worried about her just sleeping out in the open like that, I don't want anyone to do anything to her
>>36495229Because you'd be cold.Also something about friendship or something.
>>36495229Because for us, the comfort of emplyees is of paramount importance.
>>36495095>The Little Deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsYKhEV6o0
>>36495236>Fuwa>WafuMan I'm dumb, I just caught that
>>36495229Because 99 Copper is Tali's friend!
>>36495229I love the blanket by the way.
>>36495229And to be clear, it's not for the store. It's for you. If you sell it for less than a whole Fuwa Buck we will be hurt.
>>36495229>"Why you are donating this."Because you need it.
"Because you're my friend. I don't want you to get cold.">She smiles at him. Another one of those rare genuine smiles."Thank you." She says. "We are still working but... You can join us until it is time to close the shop. If you would like.">Tali sits down beside her."I'd like that."===End of chapter 7===
>>3649536699c route flat GET
>>36495366Yup, 99c is the cutest imouto
>>36495366Aww. It's over already.
>>36495366Thank you for running Lamoe.
And so ends another chapter. Thanks for reading it, guys!The start time for the next one will be posted on the twitter, as usual. If time permits I'd love to do another one before the weekend.As a bonus here's all the artifacts shown so far.Lan's The Gourd That Destroyed The WorldTali's OrbVaisi's ArmsVaisi's BookCollette's Elemental StonesSolia's Rod of Might and The Lure of the DeadFuwa's The Eternal Nap and The Little DeathMaolin's Phylactery 'The Price of Life'Natalie's BladesLyra's breastplate.And nearly all of Anita's belongings. She likes to collect them.
>>36495408> already470 posts, page 10
>>36495470Are the panties the little death, or something of Anitas?
>>36495470>The Little Death>a pair of pantiesGeezAh by the way, have you worked on that magic rules thing you said you would?
>>36495470> Artifact panstuH-how lewd. How can Fuwa be ranked the least lewd of her class?
>>36495526She doesn't show them off most likely.
>>36495470We also have the kitty cat Life Alert thing Elizabeth made us
>>36495470Fuwa's panties are probably just reallllly comfortable.And rapeproof.
>>36495505The panties are The Little Death. Fuwa got them from the Dungeon Diving Club. They are the most comfortable panties in the entire world.>>36495509I haven't had much free time! Hopefully I can get it done before the next chapter and Tali's next class.>>36495526She doesn't use it's other functions.
>>36495590Is she periodically taken out of her cell for baths?
>>36495590>I haven't had much free time! Hopefully I can get it done before the next chapter and Tali's next class.No worries
>>36495590> She doesn't use it's other functions.So what ARE its other functions? Something she can only mention in adult company?
>>36495616Very much not-canon. The room keeps her clean.>>36495563I totally forgot about that one! I shall add it.>>36495637They are so dark that Fuwa dares not utter them for fear that they will ruin her comfy.
>>36495590Thanks for the thread Larro, can't wait for next time
>>36495659>that double flusteredMega cute
>>36495637>So what ARE its other functions?Summon Pan-Tsu, the lord of elemental panties
>>36495659Fellow Oeb Whisperers, our mission shall be to unseal the secret of the pantsu!
>>36495526It's always the quiet ones, Anon.
>>36495526What's the lewd list like?
solia is a Wo
>>36495664[Spoiler]She'll have her moment in the spotlight soon enough.Also, a bit of fanart of Vaisi from Arhra.[/spoiler]
>>36495778Most and least lewd from each class.The most canon thing ever posted.
>>36495683And here's what populates them, besides panty elementals and Victorias secret golems.
>>36495825>Blind most lewdI bet she enjoys Talu standing up to herFuck I wish Tali wasn't pretending to be a grill
>>36495801Oh god I want to fuck the smug out of her.
>>36495825I think you accidentally inverted the order.
Anyone mind posting the full roster pic?
>>36495857I wonder how much the glamer would cover for Tali if he decided to go for /u/ route.
>>36495825Elf night is lewd?That is surprising.
>>36495873All the non-transfers and one teacher. Also, Tali.
>>36495801That's really fucking sweet.Flandre is best Magical Academy.
>>36495916Yeah, that needs to be explored. Nothing better than a uptight woman with a wild side.
we need to fully rank all students by lewdness.
>>36496269Tali - N/AOrb of Bad Ideas - EX
>>36496269The orb is lewdest
>>36496331>>36496366Hey.Hey.Hey.What if we modify the scanner to use "lewdness" as one of the stats?
>>36496404I approve of this
>>36496404As great idea as that is, I don't think Tali is learned enough to mess around with artifacts like that
>>36496331NAME:Orb of Bad IdeasALIGNMENT:Chaotic Chaotic (defies alignment) STATS:Strength: F- Wisdom: Ex (either infinite or none, impossible to tell) Endurance: C Luck: DAgility: F-Lewd: Ex (same condition as wisdom)CLASS SKILLS:Riding: F+++The orb can ride and mortal vessel, and although it has the potential to influence their thoughts, its actual riding capabilities are nil. PERSONNEL SKILLS:Bad Ideas: ExThe orb is latched to chais itself, polarising it to extremes of all comprehensible and incomprehensible knowledge. LEWD PHANTASMS:None(?)
Can I still post? GUYS.GUYS THERE IS ANOTHER ORB.
>>36496441>Orb of Bad IdeasThat's probably it's realy name too