Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.The wind runs its fingers along the fabric of your tent, coaxing tiny ripples across its surface. Even down here, there’s a slight breeze. You watch it propagate through the air a while, the texture of reality changing subtly around you, ebbing back and fore, like the tide. Like it’s dragging you back into the world. Rising, you roll your shoulders. Something itches under your hoodie. You were expecting your muscles to ache again, after the debacle of last night, but they don’t. You smell stew cooking. Carrots, broccoli, leek. Lamb, lean and tender. You run your tongue across the air and you can almost taste it. Yawning, you check your watch.>Present Time: 9:45 AM>Hunger Level: 5>Current Funds: $775>[ ] You’re tired. Go back to sleep.>[ ] Eat.>[ ] No time for that, you need to visit [insert].>[ ] Write in.
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.JJ hungers
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.>[ ] See how Laura is doing.
>>36487189>>[ ] Eat.Then go visit the corsairs?
>[x] Eat.Food first, then socialize.
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.I HUNGER.
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.By the way, i recently binged the previous threads for lack of anything better to do, and it amuses me that in thread 10. during the first flashback with Joyce in it JJ goes "I will fly and shoot lasers and be fast and strong".Crusty predicted the future.
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.>Talk to our crew
I couldn't archive more for the googledoc/pdf done/turkey day and crazy capitalist consumerism day obligations.now to go on a 90 min car trip and miss 2-3 updates depending if CJ decides to make tea
>>36487429Tea is always made, there is no maybe.Tea is serious business.
>>36487189>[ ] Eat.Did anyone ever bring up what level 3+ Force Blasts could do with Echolocation?
>>36487189>[ X] Eat.>[X] check in with our gal pal Laura
Could some one explain what was going on in the last thread?
>>36487467Don't worry, Echolocation has the next vote in the bag.
>>36487467Pritty sure we don't need to beat the band wagon on that, lots of folks realize we can shoot round corners.>>36487531If you don't understand current events and context, go back and read the archives. Its quest courtesy to know wtf your voting for.
>>36487553I don't normally vote and I've read through the archives multiple times and still had no clue what happened last thread
>>36487546JJ is going to the best non-supernatural sensor ever when we finally get echolocation.
>>36487595really?well in that case us explaining it is not going to help very much so why bother.
>>36487546>>36487553Great. I couldn't remember if someone brought it up already, don't usually focus much on player posts when reading threads I missed.
>>36487595What do you not understand.
>>36487668The jj/Laura/pixie deal. It would be greatly appreciated. Thank you
>>36487699Pixie has a crush on Laura and has been talking with her privately. Anons are worried Laura will abandon them for some pink haired chick who just showed up.
>>36487699What I took away from it was that Pixie was trying to steal Laura right from under our noses. Or at least that's what those girls lead us to believe.
>>36487720Mainly in a joking way.
>>36487699Pixie is lesbian and is hitting on our Autistic waifu, what don't you understand about that?
>>36487731Well she can fuck right off.
>[X] Eat.Your stomach rumbles. You guess it’s foodening time. Following your nose, you shuffle out of your tent, laying your eyes on the stove bubbling nearby. Noriko and Layla sit beside it, Noriko stirring tentatively. Good thing it’s a canned stew, not a brew of her own creation, otherwise you’d suddenly be rather put off by the prospect of food. “Hey.” You offer a little wave, sitting down beside them. “Nice watch.” Says Layla, almost immediately, craning over to inspect your new bling. “How much food d’you reckon that’s worth…” “It was a gift.” You mutter, a little defensively. Still… you bet it is worth a pretty penny. Not many watches have built-in radios. “How’d last night go?” Asks Noriko, her eyebrows raised appraisingly. “You look tired.” “Well…” Where to even begin? “…it was eventful, I guess.” You ladle yourself out a portion of stew, making sure to not take too much – you may have a relatively steady income now, but you’re consistently surprised by how much food seven mutant teens can plough through in a day or two. You chat a little, though you’re mostly kinda focused on the lamb. Apparently, Lucas went with Laura to keep watch outside, while Kevin and Gaby are still asleep. >[ ] Ask [insert] >[ ] Go find [insert] >[ ] Visit the Agency. >[ ] Wander the scar a bit, chill.>[ ] Write in.
>>36487748Chill homeslice, I doubt Pixie will get very far with Laura
>>36487760>[ ] Go find [insert] Lucas and Laura to see how they're doing.>>[ ] Wander the scar a bit, chill.
>>36487760>[ ] Visit the Agency. We need to report and pick up payday.
>>36487760>[x] Visit the Agency.Ask if Laura if she wants to come with.
>>36487760>[ ] Visit the Agency.
>>36487760>[ ] Go find [insert] Lucas and Laura to see how they're doing, shoot the shit, etc.>Visit the Agency, Debrief and get paid.
>>36487760>[ ] Visit the Agency. Time for Payday.
>>36487818Oh, and we really should have a spar or something with Laura at some point, so JJ can learn to be the Taskmaster.
How booty blasted will you be if our autistic best girl gets stolen?
So. whats the scheduled for events after this?Checking up to see if a meet is arranged?Hitting a facility compound? Really haven't done much on behalf of Laura for this yet really.I know we need to find proof of jack = mutants for the agency, they can probably help in spreading the info way past any official damage control (and to the correct people to voice for us) if need be.
>>36487876>implying she's even aware of Pixie's attractionYeah keyword here children is autistic
>>36487921What part of "if" don't you understand?
>>36487889I guess we could do some sleuthing of our own for proof before we the Great mutant war council gets going.
>>36487935JJ and Laura have been through the shit together, i doubt a bit of dow eyes and chatting is going to do anything to bridge that.JJ was the first person to give Laura hope of a decent life not on the run, give half a damn about her, give no fucks she tried to cut his ass up, and trusts her while not ordering her around.
>>36487857We've been sparing with her. She's training JJ to be less crack bitch.
>>36487760>[ ] Go find [Laura] >[ ] Visit the Agency.
>>36487921>implying she's even aware of Pixie's attractionThe nose knows, Anon. Laura's nose knows.
>>36487993More recently, I think that anon meant. We didn't have Taskmaster powers back then.
>>36487993I know we've sparred with her before, but we haven't since we bought enhanced muscle memory.
>>36487993We aren't supposed to bring that up. Least it happen again.
>>36488038What? Sparring? We want that...
>>36487993We've sparred with her once, not including the hide 'n' seek thing.>>36487760>[ ] Go find Lucas and Laura>[ ] Wander the scar a bit, chill
>>36487760>[X] Wander the scar a bit, chillJust a bit paranoid after that massive public fight.>>36488048No, ya know, the ole CB curse?
>>36488048I meant the crackbitch part...
>>36488113Just remember to hail Satan and build snowmen.
>>36488116Anon, Crackbitch isn't something you can stop.
>>36488113That reminds me:When we go to the agency, pick up a news paper.I want to see if JJ got his face on the front page, cause i bet to hell and back there was CCTV in there.
>>36487889>Checking up to see if a meet is arranged?The New Xmen were going to contact us when they set the meeting between all the groups, I think>Hitting a facility compound?Mitebcool, don't know how to bring up the subject though 'hey Laura, wanna go kill a dozen or so facility guys?'Gambit should have told the Blonde Phantom? what we know about last night's incident. Maybe we'll have to coordinate with them.We could also check up on the Tabbycat, see how Silvermane/the criminal community is going to respond to the Sinister Six attackThere's also The Dragon has Teeth cult thing. Could check up to see if anyone knows something about them. They have a bunch of graffiti spread through the Scar, someone might have seen something.As for Creeper, we could go after one of his distributors. They are likely to have changed their turf/routes after JJ went rogue. We could press Victoria? for fresh info, though that may affect our relationship with her.We could help someone train, or train with Laura as other anons suggested. Did we ever go to the movies with them?>>36488038What, you mean more supersoldier nat 20s in combat?
>[X] Go Laura & Lucas. >[X] Visit the Agency. You shovel down your breakfast, basking in the warm, fulfilled sort of glow it plants in your stomach. You wish you could just fall right back down onto your sleeping bag and coil up into yourself, leaving the day to pass in a contented haze, but you have business to attend to. You have to visit the Phantom sometime today. And you kinda want to see Laura, too. Informing the others that you’re off to get that cash money money, you head out into the cold. You wince as you emerge into the Scar, your eyes taking a moment to adjust to the clear, open immensity of the sky. Only clouds are wisps today, so no snow, at least not till later. The wind is pretty brutal, though. Sniffing the air, you disentangle the scents of Laura and Lucas from the flow, their sweat and blood and familiar, old clothes charting out a course for you. You don’t have to walk far, and you hear them before you see them. They’re standing amidst a line of debris a short ways away, overlooking the busted-out school building you were considering as a home when you first entered the Scar. They’re breathing heavily – well, Lucas is. As you approach, he takes a broad swing at her, and she bends around it like a gust of wind, her heel arcing around to swat him straight off his feet. You feel yourself tense up as he hits the ground.Laura breathes in deeply, and her eyes turn toward you. You wave. “Hey!” You glance down at Lucas. “Getting some exercise in?” Laura nods slowly. You can’t help but notice that she’s not wearing any shoes. Her tiny feet stand, utterly exposed, on the rubble-flecked snow. >[ ] Ask if [insert] wants to join you. >[ ] Ask if [insert] wants to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.>[ ] Write in.
>>36488199>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.>Ask if they want to join you. Take your muggas to work day!Also it'll be a bonding experience.
>>36488199>[ ] Ask if Laura wants to join you. >[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.
Sorry about the delays, guys, 4chan keeps throwing my posts back at me.
>>36488199>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.>[ ] Ask if [insert] wants to join you. Laura
>>36488199>>[ ] Ask if [Laura] wants to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.
>>36488199>[ ] Write in.Join the morning exercise
>>36488199>[ ] Ask if [Laura] wants to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.
>>36488199>[ ] Ask if [Laura ] wants to join you. we should get her some shoes girls like shoe shopping.
>>36488199>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat."What happened to your boots?"Eh, Lucas is fine, If Laura really meant to hurt him, he would not be getting back up.>[ ] Ask if [insert] wants to join you. Laura
>>36488240>>36488252>>36488279Didn't she take off the shoes for sparring?
>>36488199>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.>Ask Lucas if he wants to join us
>>36488294Probably. But JJ has never seen her feet blades before.
>>36488199>[x ] Ask if [Lucas&Laura] want to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.We'll compare backstories, arch-enemies, and have hot chocolate. It will be a blast.
>>36488199>>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.>>[ ] Ask if Laura wants to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.See if there is any trouble around like the girl we met yesterday described
>>36488175I wouldn't worry about it, CCTV cameras are usually to low res for that what with all the motion blur and all.>[X] Ask if [Laura and Lucas] wants to join you.
>>36488367again, still would be amusing to see.Plus it was a party full of important and rich people who we got out without anything bad happening.
>>36488199>Ask if [Laura] wants to go for a walk before you head off to the Agency.
>>36488388> MOB PARTY FIGHT! S.SIX FOILED BY HOBO, METROSEXUAL
>>36488199>[ ] Ask if Laura wants to join you.>[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] We should face our fear.Suggesting that we should face our fear of fire today/tonight after meeting the Phantom.
>>36488502>Suggesting that we should face our fear of fire today/tonight after meeting the Phantom.No. We'll face it as the plot goes on. Jono has no jaw and no upper chest, just fire.
>>36488240>[ ] Ask if Laura wants to join you. >[ ] Laura should really be wearing shoes, wat.>[ ] Make sure Lucas is okay.
Hi, still catching up in the archive. I just have one tiny question.Did we got with Laura yet?
>>36488765No see >>36487876
>>36488765did pastamancer and autismal girl get together?short answer no
Damn posting issues. 4chan, give us our CJ goodness.
>>36487876>JJ reaches lvl 6 invisibility
>>36488765Nope we're in the process of getting NTR'd by a lesbian
>>36488828Did you honestly expect the spaghetti train to stop?
>>36488844Would you stop that shit? JJ and Laura are a thing.I mean he "died" and she kept looking for him. She's not going to run off just because some random pretty face shows up.
>[X] Walkies/Agency with Laura.>[X] Shoes, shoes are essential.“Hey, uh, what’s up with the bare feet?” You ask, nodding down at her exposed ankles. “It’s cold out, you should be wearing your boots.” “Kinda glad she’s not.” Says Lucas, nursing his jaw. Laura glances down at her feet, as if the snow against her bare soles is a new development, and looks back up at you. “It isn’t permanently damaging.” She says, her voice flat. “Yeah…” You get that bit. “But it hurts, right?” She affords you another long stare, seeming to consider it for a second, and shifts her feet experimentally through the snow. “Yes.” Dangit maybe be less deadpan about that. “Anyhow…” You lean down to help Lucas to his feet. “I was about to head out to the Agency, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with.” “Do you believe there will be trouble?” She asks, immediately, her posture stiffening up somewhat. “Uh… no. Not really.” You shrug. “Just asking.” She seems a little thrown off by your reply, her eyes falling toward the ground, but eventually she musters up an answer to your question: “Yes, I will come with you.” Her voice is perilously low, as though she’s afraid of it somehow.The two of you say goodbye to Lucas (technically, you say goodbye. Laura sort of blinks at him) and head on your way. You notice that Laura’s boots are nowhere to be seen. “I left them at the station.” She clarifies, when you ask her about it. >[ ] Offer to carry her on your back. >[ ] Offer to stop by somewhere with heating.>[ ] Just buy some new boots on the way, jeez. >[ ] Write in.
>>36488884>>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back.
>>36488884>Offer to carry her on your back and get new boots along the way
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back.Till we can >[ ] Just buy some new boots on the way, jeez.
>>36488884>>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back. I'll do you one better>[x]offer her a ride in Lizard Express, first class seatmention how it would technically be faster if you went flying
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back. New boots as a priority before the agency. We still have a good wad of cash.
>>36488930Well, it would at least let us clear the scar quickly.And is a good argument against "whats the point?"
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back.
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back. >[ ] Offer to stop by somewhere with heating.>[ ] Just buy some new boots on the way, jeez.
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to stop by somewhere with heating.If no, then proceed to:>[ ] Just buy some new boots on the way, jeez. She probably wouldn't like piggyback rides, kinda has issues on non-violent touching. Although if she said yes, it would say wonders about their closeness.
>>36487971You forgot the Lizard butt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8BmY92nM0
>>36488978>says no>go to bed>wake up to her getting a piggy back form pixie
>>36488884Stop by the station to get her boots. Walking around with no shoes in the city will probably end up in unwanted attention
>>36488884>>[ ] Just buy some new boots on the way, jeez.
>>36488978Eh. So long as permission is granted from her it seems fine.Apparently likes cuddling when sleeping. I imagine that it wards off nightmares for both parties.
>>36488884>Nope. Guuurl, you need shoes.>Offer to carry her on your back.>Seriously, barefoot in New York? In winter?>You getting' carried til you get footwear.>Buy some new boots on the way, jeez.
>>36488930>[x]offer her a ride in Lizard Express, first class seatTotally forgot about this possibility. How many people want to fly instead?
My memory is failing me right now, but wasn't the time that JJ got shot then apologized right after laura was trigger scented after JJ?Jesus christ JJ's life is shit>waifu tries to kill you>snap her out of it>get shot>apologize
>>36489062Fly or piggyback, let's let her decide.
>>36489062JJ AIR IS READY FOR TAKE OFF>inb4 awkward wing face slapping
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>364890621 for yes, 2 for no, Let's see if the dice gods want us to show her a whooole new woooorld!
>>36489062let her decide
>>36488884>[ ] Offer to carry her on your back. >[ ] Offer to stop by somewhere with heating.
>>36489062Let her decide.
>>36489062Nah, we'd get to our destination way too fast. I'd rather have the extra time with her. Maybe in the way back though.
>>36489062worried we're going to crash into the ground. Rather walk
>>36489062let laura decide
I wonder if JJ can use that spell Gambit teleported with.Not saying he should do it here, just wondering if it would work if he tried.
>>36489068Yes that's accurate. She tries to murder him. He runs into cops gets Laura off the cops they shoot him anyway because he's a filthy mutey.Laura snaps out of it due to I forget what happens. JJ tell her he's sorry.
>>36489128We can fly invisible just fine, so long as we don't try to do any fancy stuff.
>>36489062Nope. Piggy back and shoe shopping a best.
>>36487271It was unsettling how well he predicted that, but then again, would /tg/ not picked up flying and lasers of some kind given the choice?
>>36489157The fat racist cop shot him, not the other cop.
>>36489157JJ stamped on a fire hydrant to wash them both of the scent.
>>36489155 Fuck me how do I embed
>>36489060I like it. We sound both honestly concerned, very tsun and more than a little awkward. Perfect.
>>36489204Just post the link and it embeds itself once you post it
>>36489204No idea and you linked youtube not an actual video.
>>36489234If I do that it stays as a link.
>>36489155>>36489204>>36489234>>36489236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEOo28lsbcYour problem was most-likely the /#/ and possibly the m. at the beginning.
>>36489157>laura has been extra autistic sense thenLaura going full social retard after realizing that feelings are a thing?
>>36489288did for me.
>>36489285Probably. She seems especially nervous around JJ, which is cute
>>36489320>>36489306I've got 4chan X maybe that's fucking things up.
>>36489340Copy the link, its a classy number.
>>36489321But.. JJ wouldn't ever do anything to harm her. Why would she be nervous? Only person JJ likes as much as Laura is his sister I'd wager.
>>36489219Yes, JJ's "sassy black woman" impression is mostly just awkward. Because of how good it is.
>>36489366Doesn't know what to do with dem feelsDoesn't know what those rumblies in her tummy areWhy am I secreting this liquid from my genitalia
>>36489366You've never been nervous around a girl you really like? Beinga teenager is awkward enough I imagine being a cloned mutant trained to murder only amplifies the situation.
>>36489156I want Constantine in Crusty's marvel. I mean, if we get Neil Gaiman's Endless, Constantine isn't a stretch
>>36489366She's nervous because of possibly how JJ feels for her, and how to handle that, or how she feels for JJ.
>>36489366Probably has someint to do with Kimura/TheFacility killing everyone she's ever developed a positive emotional attachment to, and sometimes using her as the means to that murder.
>>36489396Rumblies in tummy? Liquid discharge?! Don't worry Laura Jacob will get you to a doctor post haste. He won't let you get sick!
>>36489396Considering she was trained as a high end assassination agent, i doubt she has been left ignorant of the birds and the bees anon.
>>36489440She's also worked as a prostitute so.. while it's possible she hasn't done the act herself she shouldn't be ignorant of the whole thing.
>>36489366Nervous with how she feels. Sometimes, you don't know how to act according to your feelings, and given Laura's background that's probably especially true for her
>>36489440Im not no nerd but so far her training seems to be1: NIGGA DAT KUNGFOO THO2: NIGGA KILL THAT SHIT3: THE FUCK YOU MEAN NO4: SMELL THIS SHIT5: YEAH NIGGA RIP THAT BABY UP
>>36489460CJ has confirmed she never got into prostitution in this universe
>>36489484The facility's located in Detroit?
>>36489440Yes, trained in the "break in and slaughter everything that moves". She was less an agent, more a missile.>>36489460JJ broke that timeline path by meeting her.
>>36489503I'm referencing that short period where we played as Laura. She infiltrated a group that had girls of ill repute and even took a guy upstairs more or less. She didn't do anything. But she was around it.
>>36489528>JJ broke that timelineJJ is a good lizard.
>>36489440Understanding what to do biologically for a mission=\= having a crush. It's not the same thing, there's no emotional investment for fucking a dude for cash or a mission
>>36489536I'm moderately sure there was no "infiltration", didn't she kinda just wander into that situation and they mistook her for one of the whores?
>>36489536There's a difference between knowing "sex is a thing" and "oh god what is that, where is that going, whoa nelly that's what it's doing"
>>36489560But she still understands the whys and hows, even if she doesn't know how to deal with it, is the point.Whereas the post i was replying to implied she did not know the whys and hows.
>>36489572Sorry guess my scales broken. I'm so used to JJ's bumbling fuck ups that wandering in without bursting into flames counts as a successful infiltration.
>>36489528Thank god, good on JJ
>>36489597I think one of the earlier times it was a nun that burst into flames.Good times.
>>36489633Nah, that was an orphan head getting sandwiched to a wall with a door by a demonic force we pissed off. The end result was not pretty.
>>36489672Right, squished first, then caught fire with the rest of the building. I thought she was a nun too, though.
It's pretty clear that JJ and Laura like each other. But Laura's not sure what to do with her feelings. Should JJ start working up the courage to confess his feelings and/or ask her out? I think that paranoia over lesbian NTR is probably only gonna get worse so it might be better to start thinking about this sooner rather than later.
>>36489633>>36489672>>36489696No, it was the headmistress of the orphanage. She got turned into red paste after being hit into a wall by the demon.
>>36489700I'll vote if we get to roll on how hard/if JJ drops his spaghetti
>>36489700We'll have to roll for it.. and he'll probably screw it up
>>36489700No.The Pixie is a known flake for trying to date someone.The relationship with Larua has to develop on its own. Rushing it will backfire in cringe worthy thread immolating ways. >>36489718Thats what i said.
>>36489700I think it's just gonna continue moving at a snails pace honestly. JJ is beta and Laura has no emotions
>>36489366Because they made her kill everything she had an emotional attachment on. They even got her a dog this one time so she could bond with him and once she did, they ordered her to kill it.Now she's in a bizarre situation that has no precedent. This dog did not die. Time and time again they've tried to kill this dog, but they just keep failing at it and what does this dog do? Does he run away? No.He shits on their carpet, that's what he does.
>>36489700> inb4 this becomes the next psion quest
>(1/2)>[X] Offer to carry her in an unspecified manner. You can’t take your eyes off her feet. Not in a bad way (well, maybe a little), in a ‘ow, ow, how much does that hurt, Jesus Christ’ way. Something about seeing her pad softly through the snow brings to you grotesque images from days of hobos past – limbs black with the touch of frostbite, flesh welting red and blue and deep, ungainly purple. Frostbite, pneumonia, gangrene, you’ve seen it all – you’ve even been witness to something you’re pretty sure was trench foot, which, seriously, wow, you can’t formulate the words to describe how gross that is. Her skin keeps mending, repairing damaged tissue as fast as the snow can hurt it, but you can see it. You can see the sore, fiercely-red touch of the frost, clinging around the base of her feet like a rash. “Um, Laura?” Her eyes turn toward you, blinking. “You want me to carry you or something?” Her stare burns through all these little flickers of disparate emotion, like one of those old animation reels where one moment seems subtly disjointed from the next. She’s quizzical, she’s surprised, she’s strangely harried, and then she’s considering it. “I know how much that hurts.” She look down at her feet, and you add, an idea coming to you that you could take her flying. Her fingers grip her pockets. You’re about to retract your offer, fearing you’ve said something wrong somehow, but then she speaks up: “Your wings extend out of your arms, correct?” You nod. “That seems dangerous.” Ah. Okay. She studies the ground a moment longer, fingers moving awkwardly through the fabric of her jeans. And then she looks up at you, and her eyes are bright and green in a way that seems utterly new to you, like you just met her yesterday. “I will ride on your back.” You swallow very slightly, and smile, leaning forward a bit to accommodate for her tiny-ness.
>>36489779And then he brags to her about it>tfw we punched the cunt in the eye
>>36489807What happened in Psion quest?
>>36489779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQb84PNxu5A#t=16>>36489830DM had the waifu suddenly decide she wasn't in love anymore and abandon the players for someone else.
>>36489823>her tiny-nessI'm imaging JJ as a lineman now
>(2/2)“Hop on.” Her touch is strange. Her fingertips brush tentatively at your arms, and then withdraw quickly, as though repulsed by some electrical quality of your skin. Eventually, she manages to coil her fingers around your shoulders, and you lift her up, catching her legs. You feel the breath quiver in her chest, her warmth undulating against yours, and she moves almost like a machine when she loops her arms down over your shoulders, her muscles straining awkwardly against one another. She breathes in long, bulbous streams, almost as though she’s tired. “You okay?” She is silent for a moment, but eventually she nods. You feel her cheek come to rest against your shoulder blade, soft and warm. “Your back feels strange.” She notes.You trudge through the snow, her weight slowly accommodating itself to you. It’s gradual, changing in measurements of minuteness, but eventually you begin to feel the tension leaving her frame, seeming to roll off her muscles and bleed into you as heat. You take it slow, allowing yourself some time to regard your surroundings. On your way towards the edge of the Scar, you notice a great, vertical tear on one of the nearby apartment blocks. A bunch of tents have been set up in its shadow, and you can feel the heat of a flame burning even from several dozen yards away.>[ ] Check it out. >[ ] Don’t.
>>36489861 haha holy shit that sounds like a good way to piss everyone off. Did the quest survive?
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.Fuck this shit, JJ airlines romantic edition is a go.
>>36489891>[ ] Check it out.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.NO. NOW IS LAURA TIME.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.NOOOOPEWe got things to do todayNoppe nooope noope
>>36489891>>[ ] Don’t.
>>36489891>>[ ] Check it out.
>>36489891>>[ ] Don’t.let's check it out later.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.Shit to do, people to see, boots to buy.If its important, it will try to attack us of its own accord.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.We are getting fucking boots.>>36489962GODDAMNIT WRENLOFT WE USE YOU FOR YOUR 20's NOT YOUR BRAINS!
>>36489861Thats exactly what happens in real lifeI bet the butthurt was delicious
>>36489891>you can feel the heat of a flame burning even from several dozen yards away.HAHAHAFIREGET THE FUCK AWAY
>>36489861Haha wow, that's hilarious.When that happens, you have to wonder if the whole quest wasn't just an elaborate attempt to NTR as many dudes as possible.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t
>>36489997It got retconned with alien drugs though so it's totally okay
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.WE'LL GET TO IT ON THE WAY BACK. LAURA TIME IS NOW.Plus she'll have boots then. It's not like the shanty town is going anywhere. We can take a look in thermalvision and guess how many there are, though.
>>36489997>>36489987>>36489931It... was not pretty.
>>36489891>>[ ] Don’t.These are happy times. We're entangled in enough plot threads already.Just enjoy the moment.
>>36489891>[ ] Don’t.
>>36489891>[ ] Don'tWe can check it out on the way home. Unless we smell Jack or plastic explosives we can leave it for a few hours.
>>36489997You should have seen it. We reached previously unknown levels of butthurt
>>36490023>retcondisgustingdropped before I even read it
>>36490096power atrophy in this was a retcon though
>>36490134>implying I read the updatesI come her to shitpost and to fuck up the power votes
>>36490151So do I anon, so do I.
>>36490134Eh. to be fair, it was a retcon that had a vote held for it. So at least its not just DM fiat. Plus it was not a plot point.
>>36490247I always vote Optic blast anon.
>>36490266...the powers vote hassle guy supports mymy priorities. I don't know how I feel about that.
>>36490151>>36490168You two are literally worse then Hitler
>>36490296Don't worry about it.The same would have happened on the sonic side so it all evens out.
>>36490307>tfw I've met 3 people that dropped the quest because sonic didn't win
I just remembered we could get enhanced Kinesics right now.
>>36489891>>[ ] Don’t.I am cool with hero shit, but this is getting ridiculous. We are not Peter Parker, sacrificing every interpersonal moment to sate our hero syndrome. If the problem directly sits on our lap, fine, hero it the fuck up but I want Laura time
>>36490323Did you laugh at them? I would have.
>>36490323And nothing of value was lost
>>36490323That's dumb. I was pissed about the Sonic vote too, but I didn't drop the quest over it.
>>36489340Works for me in https://ccd0.github.io/4chan-x/
>>36490342But anon, if we don't do the hero thing, something tragic will happen and it'll come back to bite us in the ass. That's how this comic book shit works
>>36490404>we ignored something for romanceLaura confirmed ded
>>36490435HAHA, GOOD THING SHE CAN HEAL, FUCK YOU PETER PARKER CURSE!
>>36489997>that responseGuys, we bout to get ntredrun for the hills
>>36490323>quitting quest over xp distributionThat seems excessive. If they weren't having fun before that vote I'd understand it, but JJ is still JJ, nothing external to the MC about the game has changed...I just don't get it I guess.
>>36490458We get NTRed by Joyce. That's how she reunites with JJ.
>>36490473Frankly if they are petty enough to quit over it, were probably well to be rid of them.
>>36490473some people's idea of fun is min maxing a certain way.I mourn not their exodus
>>36490473Who knows? It is what it is. I learned to be content with it when I realized once we get eyeball hands we can make a Kamehameha
>>36490526That is still mentally weird to me.Patches of skin that act like scott summers brothers power sure, but the eyes on the palm are just weird.
>>36490542when we max out our powers we are gonna look like a weird fucker, with all those claws/spikes and even a tail, big ass wings, fucking hand eyeballs
>>36490542Yeah, JJ's gonna grow a whole optic nerve down his arm if that power gets picked up
>>36490526Sounds weird. That's some Pan's labyrinth shit
>[X] NO. LAURA TIME.You begin to realize, as you make your way out of the Scar, that sights like the one you just left behind are no longer particularly rare – you notice the bowed, huddled shapes of tents under the roof of that blown-out furniture store you raided for supplies, and still more hunched down together even closer to the edge of the Exclusion Zone, beside the remains of an old brick wall. You wonder how many of them are mutants. That girl yesterday said she was a ‘regular freak’, whatever that means.Laura’s breath tickles the base of your neck. It’s strange – it sticks to you, like a halo, buzzing through your brain. You feel warm. “Wanna get some new boots on the way?” You ask. “Yours are pretty scuffed up.” Laura shifts. She breaths against your back in silence for a moment, before uttering a small, quiet “Yes.” Yeah, that’d be a good idea. Her boots have these great big holes in the front, like she tried to play that knife game from Alien with her toes. Man, Alien was cool movie. You breach the walls of the Scar, and, to your surprise, nobody on the streets pays any mind to you. You guess they’re all too wrapped up in their own stuff to care about what that pale chick on the dude’s back has no shoes on in this crappy weather. You make a beeline for one of the thrift shops you know to line the streets in this area of Queens. You have money, but damn, boots are some expensive shit.>Price-Finding Check!>Roll a D20!>No set DC!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36490596uggs
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36490596
>>36490542On one hand, weird, on the other hand we could theoretically have a nearly 360 cone of vision (barring blind spots between the hands)
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36490596Rolling
>>36490614GOD DAMN YOU WRENLOFTGOD DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36490596
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36490596Oh dear god why are we rolling for this instead of just bluffing?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36490596
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36490596>>36490598I've seen that before. Every time I still have to wonder what the hell it was from.
>>36490614I don't think we can critfail this one, right?
The question is, is this a check that you can critfail?
>>36490614this better be a first come first serve kinda roll
>>36490614I wish people would get band for bad rolls
>>36490623Not a set DC, i dont think we can critfail this.
>>36490657Pretty sure we can. Just because there's no set DC doesn't mean there isn't a worst or best case scenario.
>>36490623>>36490651Look guys, Wrenloft has his bad days and his good days. Sure, he'll fail now, but one day he'll roll a nat 100 or a nat 20 and you won't know how to feel
>>36490707>not knowing wrenlofts magic runs on abuse
>>36490707Nice try Wrenloft. I wonder how many 1s were rolled by him in this quest alone
>>36490707I am just saying it's a added consequence beyond the IC one, like drinking when you get a nat 1at table games.
I'm not saying we should and IDK it we actually can use it but we do have 1 karma point left.personally I'm against it but the option is potentially there.
>>36490748no no shoes are worth it
>>36490748I'd like to confirm if we can critfail this one first. Usually Crusty asks if we'd like to use a karma point to reroll if we get a critfail
>>36490706Oh of course.But the only way i can imagine JJ really fucking up on this one is finding some insanely good, yet expensive boots.Besides its after christmass. The shops should be doing deals for clear stock soon.
>>36490740Anon, he's actually rolled nat 20s, I've seen it. It's happened. I usually don't know how to feel when that happens, hate is such an easy emotion
>>36490657And all the stores were only stocked with inflated prices to gouge the wallets of New Yorkers everywhere.
>>36490706I know that in the past Crusty's ignored a critfail if he fails there isn't a plausible way to fail in the current scenario, like that one time we spoke with the Hellions
>>36490798To be honest I just hate namefags by default.
>>36490832Wrenloft gets a small pass because of how many times he has pulled ass out of fire or rolled for epic shit.Between him and HAIL SATAN. This quest has a few weird in jokes.
Why didn't we make for the ol' thrift shop from the git go is beyond me.Laura is the last person we know that would appreciate designer boots.I'd rather thrift shop or army surplus store.
>>36490604>18>bretty gudHalf an hour later, you’re down fifteen dollars and up one pair of scagged, charmingly rough boots. You managed to find the good ones, the ones with the fake fur inside – nice and insulated and thick, like battleships for your feet. Or Laura’s feet, you guess. She sits at the sidewalk outside, tugging them on. They’re not the style she seems to go for (they’re not black, for one thing), looking almost comically big when juxtaposed against Laura’s diminutive frame, but they’re proper winter boots for proper winters. And they’ll probably come down on dudes’ heads like a fist from God when Laura inevitably kicks someone in them. You glance back inside the thrift shop, the indistinct shapes of shoppers shuffling through the dim interior. >Anything you want for yourselves?>[ ] [insert]>Present Time: 11:50 AM>Hunger Level: 3>Current Funds: $760
>>36490832Eh, the namefagging is annoying, but I'd choose him over fluff or Sargeras. At least Wren doesn't really post that much
>>36490873Radio and a Camera
>>36490873>>Anything you want for yourselves?>>[ ] [insert]i dunno... a scarf. a red one
>>36490873replacement phoneOur last one kind of blew up.
>>36490873>>[ ] Scarves, a cheap battery powered AM/FM radio, batteries for the radio, and some socks if they have 'em
>>36490873do they have backpacks?
>>36490873Unless they got some good jasmine tea, nah we good
>>36490873>> [ ] Backpack, battery powered radio, batteries, socks, a replacement burner phone, a couple scarves for Laura and you, and some socks
>>36490873>Anything you want for yourselves?Oh god, what does JJ need?Scarf? New disposable phone? Sunglasses? Hand sanitizer?
>>36stores?Do they have phones in thrift stores
>>36490927>Scarves,>already wears sunglassesJJ, the Hipster Lizard
>>36490873>Anything for JJExtra socks. Always come in handy this time of year.
>>36490873phone and ask Laura if we could use anything for the tunnel. Maybe grab clothing for the others or toothbrushes and tooth paste if we haven't done that.
>>36490957this is pretty goodalso, it's just about lunch time. We should go get some food soon.
Rather not get a scarf.Its got the same problem as a cape.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUbPRj9TGM
>>36490968God, I phone posting
>>36490873>>Anything you want for yourselves?Backpack, burner phone, thick socks, maybe a spare pair of sunglasses?Between the amount of fights we get into and laser eyes, we'll probably break a few pairs here and there.
>>36490873>Winter clothes for our group. Gloves, and dry socks especially. I know we're worried about Laura but also consider the rest of our friends
>>36490873Back packs for our homies back in the scar.
>>36491016Hate hate hate, ugh.
>>36491015Just tuck it in the jacket or something, seriously. No reason to have it flapping around everywhere.
>>36491015and hoods can get pulled over our face.Nudity offers no such limitations
>>36490873Long johnswinter is a bitchThick blankets?Shit thats warm
>>36491059Truly it makes us only more agile and stealthy.>>36491077That's what Laura's for.
>>36491059Ok. That got me to laugh.point taken.
>>36491015Just tuck in the scarf? It's not rocket science anon
>>36491059HOW DO YOU FIGHT A NAKED MAN?
>>36491139>>36491150Something something, cooking bacon in the nude.
>>36491168danger sense prevents.clearly a nudist build is in the stars
>>36491139With archers, pikemen, or chest-mounted lawnmowers.
>>36490873>Scarves, a battery powered AM/FM radio, backpack, long johns, handwarmers, socks, a replacement burner phone, sunglasses and some winter gear (more blankets, caps, snowgloves, and handwarmers for the group)
>>36490873a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time
>>36491262you cant have that cops will shoot you
>>36491262You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
>>36491286Cops will shoot him anyway. With that though he'll shoot his eye out.
>[X] A few things.Come to think of it, you need a few things. “One sec.” You say to Laura, vanishing into the store. “I need to pick up some stuff.” Rooting through the piles of outdated, outmoded, and generally pretty dingy stuff in stock, you manage to scavenge up a bunch of old movie tie-in scarves (really, everyone in your little crew should have one of these. So warm and useful), a cheap little battery powered radio, and a set of nice, thick socks. Upon realizing you have nothing to lug all this stuff around in – at least, nothing on you – you manage to locate a battered backpack that’ll serve your purposes quite well. Paying, you step outside. >Current Funds: $725She glances up at you, and you brandish one of the scarves – a dark blue number with the image of a raven stamped all over it. Her brow dips into a quizzical frown as she takes it off your hands, her arms holding it before her at a measured length, as though handling something alien and incomprehensible. For a second there, you’re not sure she actually knows how to wear one. “What does ‘Ravenclaw’ mean?” She asks. Oh. Hah. “It means… it means you’re smart, I guess.” To be honest, your memory of that stuff is pretty fuzzy. It’d be a lot worse if Victoria hadn’t read them. Religiously.“I see.” You glance across the road, looking both ways. You intended to pick up a new phone, too, and some batteries, but no thrift shop is gonna be stocking those. You’ll have to brave the depths of a relatively legitimate electronics store. >Which scarf does JJ take?>[ ] Slytherin.>[ ] Gryffindor.>[ ] Hufflepuff.
>>36491336>[ ] Gryffindor.he done brave shit
>>36491336>>[ ] Slytherin.
>>36491336>[ ] Slytherin.Lizardry go
>>36491336>[ ] Hufflepuff.He's a loyal motherfucker that works hard.
>>36491336>>[ ] Gryffindor.
>>36491336>[ ] Slytherin.DOOM COMMANDS IT
>>36491336>Slytherin.Ur a LIZARDS JJ
>>36491336>[ ] Hufflepuff.best house
>>36491336>[ ] Slytherin.
>>36491336>Nothing. Pick something less gay and from a better seriesi'll fite u cj
>>36491336>[ ] Gryffindor.JJ smart, but hes dumb enough to throw his ass into some scary shit. He earn gryffindor.
>>36491336>HufflepuffFuck you that's why.
>>36491336>>[ ] SlytherinNot for any thematic reason other then lizards and because it's green
>>36491336>[ ] Gryffindor.
>>36491336>>[ ] Slytherin.HISSSSSSSSSSS
>>36491336>[ ] Hufflepuff.
>>36491394He's British. This was inevitable.
>>36491336>>[ ] Slytherin.Not 'cause JJ acts like a Slytherin, but green's his color and he's a lizard
>>36491336>[ ] Slytherin.>>36491423I was expecting Doctor Who instead, actually.
>>36491336Hufflepuff, the crack-bitch house
>>36491435One of the doctors wore a scarf, I think
>>36491394I also don't want to go full britbongistan.
>>364914414th. its niceI'd have voted for it
>>36491404>>36491429>>36491377>>36491370This, because lizardsss and for no other reason (JJ isn't cunning at all, he's mad Gryffindor or Hufflepuff)
>>36491467I say because green is a good color for Green. Articles of clothing are not an expression of your personality
>>36491336>Hufflepuff Loyalty, bitch.
>>36491336>[ ] Slytherin.If anyone asks>"Their mascots a snake right?", then flick our tongue around a little bit.
>>36491571We could be a Parseltongue if we get Animal Affinity
>>36491589I just was about to say
>>36491336>>[ ] Slytherin.>>364914414th - Tom Baker. Is good scarf. Also, IIRC, occasionally the 6th - Colin Baker.
>[X] Slytherin.You size the scarves up. Yellow, no. Red, maybe. Green? Well, it’s in your name, ain’t it? You wrap the dark green scarf around your neck, stowing the others away. You feel more cunning already. That was their thing, right? Aside from being extremely, untenably evil? Heading vaguely in the direction of the Agency, you make sure to pass by a few electronics stores. You have to keep your hood real secure (them ears, man), bunch you manage to purchase a new phone and enough batteries to keep the radio running for a good long while. >Current Funds: $705As you slip your way through the New York crowds, you can’t help but notice that Laura hasn’t put on her scarf yet, letting it dangle, half-wrapped, from her arm. Were you right before about her not knowing how they work? If so, why isn’t she saying so? Is she just not cold? Is it the wrong colour (no that’s not it, how could that possibly be it?)? >[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” >[ ] Nah man just… be quiet about it. >[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.>[ ] Write in.
>>36491441>>36491632I want secret option Doctor Who scarf
>>36491589That and our eyes would make us look like a legit demon
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” +>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641>>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?”
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” >[ ] Help Laura put on a scarf if she doesn't
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?”>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?”
>>36491641>>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?”>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491423I'm not actually a fan. Only read one of the books. And goddamn it's annoying when foreign chaps find out I'm British and suddenly all they want to talk about is Harry Potter (or Doctor Who, now). But eh, it has its charming points.
>>36491641>>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641>[x] Nah man just… be quiet about it. She's got a rocking body and doesn't give a fuck. She can totally pull that off.>[x] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641This>>36491666It'd be cute as fuck
>>36491676On the bright side, allot of them do not know some of our insults.Bell end comes to mind.
>>36491676What's your favorite Father Ted episode?
>>36491710Everyone knows what a bell end is you buck toothed fuck
>>36491641>>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.>>36491676>Only read one of the booksWhich one? Because 2, 6 and 7 all suck. And 5 is less than brilliant.>>36491711You, I like.
>>36491666Satan knows what he's talking about>>36491641But I'd also like to grab a Bugle, they're a good paper when not ragging on Spider-Man.
>>36490873>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” >[ ] Help Laura put on a scarf if she doesn't>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491731I-I didn't know what a bellend isI do now
>>36491731Recently enlightened a texan to it, so, no, they don't, you generalizing buffoon.Mind, it might just be a weird blind spot in american knowlege as opposed to other english speakers.
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?”>[ ] Help Laura put on a scarf if she doesn't>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641>[ ] Write in.Stop. Take the scarf, wrap it around her properly. That's how you be a sssmooth operator.
>>36491808>>[ ] JJ tries to wrap the scarf around Laura's neck, ends up wrapping it too tight and chocking her. JJ then falls, spaghetti everywhere
>>36491808Anyone else tried it, she shows how to use a scarf as a makeshift garrote. That's probably the only way she knew beforehand.
>>36491850Oh shit, maybe that's why she isn't wearing it, in fear that someone might use it to choke her.
>>36489931I don't believe I've seen another quest by him.
>>36491850>shitty harry potter scarfs>suitable garroteNo, that shit is so easy to tear
>>36491879>inb4 she thinks we just gave her a garrote>and then put one around our neckThat or she doesn't get that we gave it to her. She might think we're making her hold it
>>36491641>[ ] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” >[ ] Wrap it for her, then initiate handholding.>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.
>>36491641>>36491666Supporting, and>[ ] Oh hey look there’s a Daily Bugle guy over there, let’s pick up a paper.I wanna see what the Bugle has to say about our scrap with the sinister six.
>>36492010Better start thinking up excuses for when Laura finds out about our scrap with the Sinister Six then
>ITT: How the fuck do autists work?
>>36492034We havent really told everyone about it have we?Well, at least Laura gets the first retelling when we get to the agency.
We were careful! They didn't lay a hand or tentacle on us!
>>36492063You need shoop a bunch of spaghetti on the right.
>>36492063Also need to cut out the selling body thing. Canon that JJ stopped the self whoring thing.
>>36492141you said that last time too. I thought about it but decided against it because there'd be too much left over space in the first word balloon and just wouldn't look natural.This was made in MS paint, anybody could do this
>>36492192ah fair does.
>>36492221Made the white space look a little less jarring.
>>36492346still needs spaghetti
>>36492346The only way it could be better is there were actual J's in the in words instead of the rotated L's I settled for
>(1/2)>[X] “Hey, Laura… do you not know how to wear a scarf?” You cough awkwardly, hoping to catch her attention. You don’t know why you expected that to work. “Hey, Laura…” She stares up at you. “…do you not know how to wear a scarf?” Laura blinks, and glances down at the long strip of blue fabric coiled around her arm. Her eyes then creep up, up your arms, along your coat, to the scarf of pure green evil draped around your neck. Her jaw moves very slightly, as though she’s swallowing, and she shakes her head. “Ah.” You can’t help but grin very slightly. “Look, I can just…”
>>36492380We're going to have to roll to put the scarf on. I just know it.
(2/2)You usher her further into the sidewalk, up to the window of some shop selling expensive, colourful soaps. She stands stock-still against the glass, her eyes following the length of fabric as you unwind it from her and raise it up. You catch something a little trepidatious, and maybe even a little afraid, in her eyes, and you stop. “You okay?” You ask, warily. She just breathes for a moment, her lungs stammering audibly, before she fixes her eyes on you.“Yes.” She says, flatly. “I am fine. Show me.” Okay then. Carefully, as though applying a crucial dash of paint, or crafting from clay, you loop the scarf over her head. Her eyes follow it, her head bowing away a little, as if it might cut the top of her scalp should it touch there. Remembering the way your mother taught you, you twist the fabric around her neck. The way she holds her chin up makes you feel almost like this is some kind of ritual, or a sacrifice, or something like that. Her musculature jerks almost imperceptibly as your hands brush her shoulders, but she gets used to it, and eventually you toss the final length of the scarf over her shoulder.“There. Done.” She glances down at it, running her fingers along the wool. She seems to think for a moment, before turning her eyes back to you. “Thank you.” You shrug. No problemo. >[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.>[ ] Nah man agency agency agency cash money get there quick.>[ ] Write in.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.Laura spaghetti is adorbs
>>36492418>>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.
>>36492418> You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.then>Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.So, I'm seriously considering Laura is afraid of us
>>36492418>>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one
>>36492418This mugga is so fucking dense.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.
>>36492418>>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.
>>36492418>[x] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[x] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.We got time. If the Blonde Phantom needed us, they'd have given us a call or sent a text.
>>36491711Hell. Obviously.>>36491737Three. I actually had to read one HP book for a course, ages ago, so I asked everyone which the best one was and they said it was three.I read a little of the first one when I was young, and it was just released, but I didn't like it.
Yeah, getting papers at the Bugle with Laura, even though the Facility knows JJ has been there before and might still be watching it.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.>>36492447Probably in the way of "This is going to end up just like my puppy, isn't it?"
>>36492418[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.
>>36492467Eh. you didn't miss much.Game of thrones is better, specially if you like politic and intrigue. >>36492457hmm?
>>36492480if Kimura kills us in front of Laura it'll be all ogre for her psyche
>>36492467Oh look another interesting quest. Yet more old threads I just have to read because I have to much free time.
>>36492447In a sense? Not in that we're going to hurt her, but the fear of losing us or letting ourselves get hurt
>>36492418Whatever we do hold hands.
>>36492477Nowhere did we say we were getting papers at the Bugle, just at a random paper stand. Chill man
>>36492477>At the bugleNo, it's a newspaper salesman
>>36492467HP love is mostly nostalgia and the setting is conducive to escapism "magic adventure school instead of regular school". kinda like X-men (different and special super model people live in a mansions have sex with other super model people and have adventures)Overrated as all hell but it got kids to read and Emma Stone is a qt3.14
>>36492418>>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.
>>36492447She's socially inept, and unfamiliar with lots of related things. Seems like anxiety/nervousness rather than fear.
>>36492477Typically people buy a newspaper at a stand or convenience store, not the company's building.
>>36492565>Emma Stoneniggah wat? You mean Emma Watson
>>36492467>they said it was threeShit taste confirmed.Captcha - Harriet deveeti
>>36492605right, my bad
>>36492565>Emma StoneWell, yes, but as >>36492605 said, you're probably thinking of Watson.
>>36492638Ehh I don't blame him they're both hot.
>>36492658Emma Stone and Emma Watson making out when
>>36492685No idea. Emma Stone is in marvel though.. so that.
>>36492418Ok, admittedly I'm late and playing catch up but this needs to be pointed out. This cannot be the actual Laura. As adorable, as heartwarming as seeing her flustered is, this has to be a fucking imposter. Not really sure what to do about it or how best to confirm, but yeah, has to be.
>>36492612Three was the best. Then four was pretty gud, one wasn't bad, five was meh at best, two was crap, six was rubbish, and seven was trite, predictable, late night drunken binge fanfiction tier shit.
>>36492735I thought that the second she didn't have shoes
>>36492770Why would she need shoes if her body is constantly regenerating? Why does she need clothes at all?
>>36492735>>36492770It's Pixy. She was really have the Lizard.
>>36492735If we haven't picked up a different scent by now, i doubt it. It would take a high power shape shifter to conceal scent as well.
>>36492612>Hating three.Nigga, Harry Potter books are like Megaman games. 3 was great and 4 was pretty good. 5 and 6 were ok, but 7 just sucked giant balls.
>>36492810After* fucking phone.
>>36492801Public decency, comfort, just because the foot heals back up immediately doesn't mean constant frostbite/splitting feet isn't painful and going to leave trace blood in her footprints.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.and suggest>>[ ] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.Also, should we get a new thread, or wait until this drops off mid-post?
>>36492735Well, the problem with that theory would be that we have senses 5, so trying to get an imposter through that is very difficult.
>>36492735Well, she had a habit of cutting herself in the comics I read at least, so I didn't think too much of it.
>>36492735Do you have any proof?
>>36492886We have no defense against mental projections or mystic crap. I understand your point, and it's a good one, buts there's a whole lot of shit out there that can still fuck with our perceptions.
>>36492418>[ ] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.
>>36493090There is also the fact that utterly no one benefits from doing this.
>(1/2)>[X] Ask her if there’s anything else she wants to do, before you get to the Agency.>[X] You saw a guy peddling papers a second ago, look back for one.Very quickly, you double back a bit, explaining to Laura that you saw a newspaper salesmen a short while back and you have… stuff to read up on.The guy’s stand has a broad selection, but you’re only really interested in local news. You grab a copy of the Bugle and fork over two dollars. The front page story is pretty much what you expect it to be. WHITE ROSE GALA HIJACKED BY HOODS. Eugh, that alliteration, it’s like all the knives that could ever exist just right in your ears. Or your eyes, you guess. Since you are reading, not… listening. Why is your brain so awkward? Anyhow, yadda yadda yadda, Sinister Six, evening ruined, yadda yadda… a pair of ‘mystery vigilantes that departed the scene before police could arrive’. Hmmm. You scan the article, crossing your fingers for an act of providence on your side of the board, and you’re left feeling that providence is… okay, but not the best. Meh. Serviceable. There’s a CCTV picture, but it’s a low res mess, and you’re moving pretty fast. One of the witnesses has coughed up a description, but it’s… well, it’s not the most damaging thing ever. The writer does make a note of similarities between your depiction by witnesses and that of previous mystery man – namely, those involved in a certain orphanage fire and a certain shipping incident. That’s not the best thing. Beside you, you practically feel Laura’s brow fall into an understated frown.
>(2/2)“This article is describing you.” She states. Her eyes, despite your best efforts and your cool sunglasses (they remind you of someone… but who?), catch yours. “This could become a problem.” “Uh, well, it was”-She turns away, breathing out sharply. Did she just huff, very slightly – very, so very slightly – at you? You stand there, feeling monumentally awkward and a little hard done by, while she actively avoids all attempts at eye contact. “…Sorry.” You say, eventually. Her reply is immediate, a sharp tone entering her voice. “You must be more careful. You must.” “Yeah…” You guess. People were in trouble, though.Her eyes reappear, flowing into yours. You smile tentatively, and for a moment her brow is creased strangely, like the arc of an uncertain sea. “Look, how about I make it up to you?” You say, hopeful. She cocks her head to one side. “There anything you wanna do before we get to the agency?” Laura stares at the floor, her eyes blank but her brow tellingly pursed. "I do not know.">[ ] [insert suggestion]
>>36493209She likes steak right? she had it once, with a milkshake
>>36493209>[ ] [insert suggestion]"Hot cocoa?"
>>36493209MOVIESbut if that takes too long offer to show her the joys of flight
>>36493209Yeaaah... we need to get the facility hit soon.anyway:Hot drink, we can get food after payday.
>>36493243Maybe it;s winter talking but I'm gonna go with this anon right here. A game of tag could work but we are kinda strained for time here.
>>36493281I don't think we're prepared enough for that.
>>36491711>>36492467Decided to watch some Father Ted.I don't think I understand.
>>36493090True, but the amount of people that could pull it off, have a reason to do it and would not know how to tie a scarf are very, very slim. So what we're looking here is. Option 1: Some sort of psychic bodysnatcher with romantic interest in JJ, but doesn't into scarfs.Option 2: Someone that managed to swap original to a clone without alerting rank 5 hearing, erase his scent so rank 5 nose don't pick it up and rewrite the mind of the Laura copy.Either of those options seems too unlikely for me.
>>36493243Yeeeesssss. I doubt she has experienced much of cocoa.>>36493209Cocoa and tag.
>>36493243Almost get killed. Hot coco will surely make up for that!
>>36493209Movie Big popcorn and soda and snacks (sneak the snakes in like we would pay movie theater price for M&M and snow-caps)
>>36493243ThisI just realized JJ and Laura are on a date
>>36493319tag seems like a horrible idea out here.. Maybe back in the sacar
We could try building another Cold Idol of +20 to dice rolls too.
>>36493320Eh. we can drag her into a movie later.But whats really going to go down well, is when we have the money from this job.Problem though: it was specified that we were not seen actively spying on the group. So lets hope the folks we listened in on didn't figure out we were there.
>>36493351Oh god, the spaghetti overflow will cover the city if JJ realizes that
>>36493297>Father Ted.I just named one of the other UK shows I know of. It was that or Are you being Served or As time goes by. Get some new shows PBS damn
>>36493351now all they have to do is hold hands
>>36493353Well duh, it's also a horrible idea to both at the same time. Luckily I never stated when or where either would occur.
get her a proper evening gown for a proper lady
>>36493407Evening gown and some hot cocoa.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rk5pJ0BXgY
>>36493295Speak for your self. Things we should do with Laura:. go to a museum. fly a kite. go outside at dusk and stay there until it’s dark, watching the stars come out. go to a zoo. Show her a magic tricks. go to a fair, carnival, or amusement park. go to a baseball game. Teach her to play the Piano. Get chalk and draw a masterpiece in the scar. [I suggest a portrait of Doctor Doom]. Teach her how to ride a bike (If she doesn't know how). make a bunch of paper airplane, go some place high, and throw them.. Play a game of pool
>>36493520*yourself. Unrelated:Things we should do with Laura:
>>36493520>Show her a magic tricks"Got you nose!""Give it back. Now."*SNIKT*
>[X] Hot cocoa.You think. It’s generally sorta hard to imagine the kinds of things Laura would appreciate (exceptions: holding hands, unfeasibly large steak dinners, meditating…) – something she, herself, seems to find a bit a problem – so you just try to think about stuff everyone likes. You brain works furiously, passing images through the back of your skull in frenzied succession. Star Wars. Lazy Sundays. Horizons. Each cell in the human body contains twenty-three pairs of chromosomes. Godzilla (yes, definitely, everyone likes Godzilla, if someone says otherwise they haven’t watched enough Godzilla). British rock bands from the 70’s. Old Disney flicks. Early seasons of The Simpsons. Of these pairs, twenty-two are identical in males and females, these are known as autosomes. Warm breezes. Beaches. Having a family. Click. “Hot cocoa?” You suggest, smiling broadly. Laura gives you a quizzical look. Oh man. “How cocoa is great, seriously.” Yep, this is the best idea, possibly the best you’ve ever had. “Wait and see…” And, so, you’re off to get some hot cocoa. In the back of your mind, a line of neural fire flickers and dies, filing itself back away, returning to the dark. It can wait. --------------------------------------------------------------------HMQ 93: END>Congratulations! X-Point!>Congratulations! You bought some stuff!>Congratulations! If I look at sup/tg/ and this thread’s description isn’t ‘cute muties doing cute things’, I’ll… eat something, not a hat.
She also liked when she was our Sensei but we don't have enough time for a full lesson right now,
>>36493520Teaching her piano would be cool, but something that needs to be done in a more constant enviroment.
>>36493520kill Kimurabuy a housesettle downmarry Laurastart a family with three children
>>36493520>Stars come out>In New York City.Although, Piano Laura? Seconding that. Also DOOM Murals are always good, we could make a HUGE one with Wall-Crawling.
>>36493583Echolocation is the name of the game.
>>36493610I don't think they're cut out to be parents.
>>36493520>. go outside at dusk and stay there until it’s dark, watching the stars come out>. go to a zoo>. go to a baseball game>. Teach her to play the PianoYes. Much adorables.>>36493583Was nice thread. Relaxing hobomugga life.Wings 3
>>36493583Thanks for running crusty!Also, 3 points.Optic force blast 3 will get my vote.
>>36493583So true, JJ, so true. I too love having those chromosomes, all helping me exist and shit.
Just so you guys know, you now have THREE X-Points.
voting for healing vitae
>>36493664Infact scratch that, ill back wings 3.Healing Vit is a bit shit without the photosynth to back it up.
>>36493583Thanks Crusty, how's about some Echolocation?
>>36493671Can we get winged flight yet?If so, winged flight.
>>36493583ENHANCED KINESICS for I can't believe it's not mind reading
page tenget that vote started up mugga
Taser Hands 2A man can dream
>>36493661Which makes them the most likely to have kids.
For Gods sake, wings 3 for joint flight.
>>36493736And then subject them to years of unintentional emotional abuse.
Come on echo folks. Wings 3 lets us have them out during a fight, so we don't have to keep switching.
Reminder that Vitae is almost useless without Photo 4 to improve it. We should get that first.
>>36493670You know, that raises a question. If someone tried to read JJ's mind, what would it look like to them?
>>36493768Good point. Flight 3 it is
>>36493623 we live a large ruined segment of the city so maybe and if not We can fly to a more remote location outside of town and.
>>36493778Laura, fire and Gozilla
>>36493781I believe you're underestimating the amount of light pollution New York City gives off.
>>36493520>museumToo many security cameras>kiteRequires we stay for an extended period of time in an exposed field with limited to no cover>stargazingShould be fine>zooMight remind her of being caged by the facility>show her magic trickShe knows all the tricks. Actually, we might learn something.>amusement parkI can see this going either way. Low security would probation fine though.>baseball gameWould be fun, but I don't see JJ going for 4-6 hours in a crowd without someone noticing the ears.>teach her to play pianoRequire piano, but could be fun>chalk masterpieceSomeday. When the ground isn't covered by snow.>teach bike ridingShe knows anon. She knows.>paper airplanesI don't see the appeal, but fine.>play game of poolOh we are getting schooled. Yes I know we have geointuitive vision, we're still getting schooled.
>>36493833Reed Richards probably invented something so he could see constellations instead of cure Ben's skin condition or finally get rid of his mild autism
>>36493849>Amusement parksDon't you know that's where all the D-list villains attack first?
Okay, numbered vote time. Remember dem rules. No greentext, no quotes, nothing but the number.>Post 1 for HEALING VITAE.>Post 2 for WINGED FLIGHT.>Post 3 for ECHOLOCATION.>Post 4 to BANK.
I'm happy with any of the options
>>36493976Think 3 is going to take it.Surprised 1 has such a following when folks know its not useful till photo 4.
>>36494001Either works, Anon. Hopefully we'll get all three, though.
>>36494001pls stop the smear campaign.
>>36494010Hey, im not bothered either way, i want healing. After photo 4.>>36494013Its not a smear if its true.
>>36494015I admire your stubborn refusal to accept defeat, phaseanon.
>>36494001What is your basis for that? People get his healing at one level lower than his own.
>>36494031Tie between 1 and 3.Roll a 1d2.
>>36494031Echo wins, 10 to 6 to 11 to 2. At least vitae didn't win.>>36493910>>36493926>>36493929>>36493934>>36493958>>36493962>>36493967>>36494012>>36494026>>36494028>>36493920>>36493927>>36493939>>36493941>>36493942>>36493983>>36493913>>36493922>>36493923>>36493924>>36493937>>36493947>>36493970>>36493977>>36493981>>36493992>>36494011>>36493918>>36493954
It just won't regrow limbs or organs, so I'd say it's plenty useful.Not going to start debating though.
>>36494068Mostly just that people probably won't drink our blood unless it heals you better than they can heal themselves.If we buy it now, it'd just speed things up.
>>36494068Because the added healing and keeping people alive is useless unless it's super fast and includes total limb regeneration!
>>36494084It'll have it's moments no matter what. The main thing is getting Photo to 3 will most likely give us fairly decent regen speed (probably 2 rounds or 1 round), so no matter what all three powers work well.
>>36494083>tripfag being spitefulugh
ECHOLOCATION wins. JJ now much more Daredevil.
>>36494083Thank god! Healing people we care about is retarded!
>>36493900Wait. I know this is late but with regaurd to echolocation the click we're sending is within the normal human hearing range, lower or higher? If higher, witching canine hearing?
Not going to argue. Just want photo up before healing.>>36494171Thanks for running crusty, see you next week.By the way, does high level photosynthesis allow us to pump energy back into it, so we produce our own oxygen for a while using a charge?
Now I think I'll be going for Wings or Kinesics next.>>36494171>JJ's enemies think they can take him
So, guys, quick question about this quest I’ll be doing on A-kun on weekdays. I’ve been putting together some ideas and running them by people, and now I’m running them by you. >1. Planeswalker QuestIt’s 1941. You are a brave mage knight in the service of King George VI, and you are going to punch Hitler and his lich council in the fa – hey where’d the battlefield go, what’s are planeswalkers, what’s a ‘Mirrodin’? How do you get home to punch Hitler in the face?>2. Blood of the Dragon Quest.Lucifer has vanished, leaving you and all his many, many mortal descendants with a tiny mote of his vast cosmic power. Get ready for the worst family shitstorm of all time. >3. Day of Miracles QuestYou’ve woken up forty days after being sent into a coma on the Day of Miracles, when certain humans suddenly became perceptive to a pervasive cosmic force that can perform wonders. Very few elected to use their powers heroically, and the world is a very different place now. >4. Rogue Jedi QuestYou fought on the tail end of the Clone Wars, and Order 66 failed to put you down. Now you wander the galaxy, evading capture and trying desperately to find the Jedi identified on your List as possible survivors.
>>36494196Why? It has no impact on how healing vitae functions as far as I can tell.
>>36494171Thanks for running Crusty
>>36494123Not that anon, but I'm still stuck at the "In order to heal you, here, DRINK MY BLOOD, THIS SHIT'S GOOD FOR YOU." It's gross hobo mutie blood, nobody want's that in their mouth.
>>36494228>4. Rogue Jedi QuestSW quests don't last long usually, I wanna see you work your mojo on it
>>36494231We can boost a power with higher levels of it. Which if we boost healing Vitae would allow are friends to grow back limbs.
>>36494238No prob dude, thanks for playing.>>36494189Slightly higher than normal.>>36494196Yes.
>>36494269>muh blood phobia
>>364942284The rest sound kinda shit.
>>364942284 is what I'm leaning towards but.. can you shell out any more info on 3 or 2? They seem a bit vague to me. Star wars and magic Iknow the lore too.. those..I'm iffy.
>>36494228I vote #4. I'm all on the Star Wars hype train after that trailer.
>>36494228>>2. Blood of the Dragon Quest.
>>36494269If you're fucking dying and JJ your friend whohas been through some fucking shit for you says it'll heal you.. you'll fucking believe him.
>>364942284The others besides number 2 don't interest me all that much. Not that they couldn't be good - it just reading about them didn't get much out of me.Time to get our shit stomped by Vader.
>>364942281 or 2. Wish I could pick one of them but both sound too good.
>>36494205>implying tiger doesn't act anymore like a salty bitch when someone disagrees with him or he doesn't get his wayAnon there's plenty of salt going around
how is that Rebels cartoon anyways.
>>36494343I've never seen tiger trip out personally. Granted I only remember him from other quests... he could be a tool.
>>36494282Sweet.If we get it high enough, that means when JJ ends up in a gas field like knock out or tear, he can expend a charge to stop breathing for a while and give no fucks.Also allows us to play dead when folks check for breathing.
>>36494228All of those sound good. Three or four work for me.
>>36494361Also useful for keeping other people alive underwater, we just breath oxygen into them and take their breath.
>>36494182So salty. See >>36494121Nobody's going to want to drink our blood unless it can do a hell of a lot for them, or they happen to be Morbius.Vitae has its place. That place is after photo 4 lets us boost regen.>>36494228All seem interesting. Order of preference 1, 4, 2, 3.
>>364942284 crack bitch jedi quest.
>>36494348It's kiddie but not half bad.
>>36494311Sure. 2. Will be about dealing with being somewhere in line for the throne of Hell, whether that means maneuvering horrible family politics, killing your siblings for their power, or generally staying alive. Main 'plot' will probably involve where the fuck daddy's gone. Modern setting, gods and demons are real, etc etc.3. Would be way more freeform. It's basically about figuring out what the Day of Miracles was, and trying to survive what the world has become.
>>36494346The question doesn't make sense.Photosynthesis produces oxygen running the normal, energy-storing way.It would produce carbon-dioxide and light running in reverse, which is, like, what your normal metabolism does anyway. (well, heat)
>>36494228Like 2, 4, 3 then 1.
>>36494228Thanks for running Crusty, what is this A-kun of which you speak of? Oh and the second seems pretty cool.>>2. Blood of the Dragon Quest.
>>36494410Hmm. I'm for 4 or 2 then.You're not killing off crackbitch quest right? I'd miss JJ.
Can we be a guardian?we already rogue here in this quest KOTOR 2 is the GOAT>>36494410>Main 'plot' will probably involve where the fuck daddy's gone.a night club in LA?>>36494388putting the fag in tripfag
>>36494335Changed my mind. I would prefer 2 now. >>36494410
>>36494395Jahn Jonz Kree?Hmmm. Doesn't quite have the right ring to it.
>>36494421Not exactly.What your doing by dumping stored light charge into it is shoveling energy that would normally be provided by sunlight into the system to set off the normal photosynthesis reaction. which produces oxygen.Its a bit like storing sunlight then internally applying it, not inverting the mechanism.
>>364944102 sounds similar to the Chronicles of Amber.
>>36494458Jehn Jeyms Greene
>>36494443I ain't getting rid of JJ's Bizarre Adventure.I just can't do 5-6 hours of solid questing on weekdays, so it's a weekend thing now.
>>364944102 sounds good
>>36494269Does it have to be drunk? Can it work through skin contact with it? kinda like how plants will mutate through contact with are blood if get certain powers.
>>36494507Oh good.I'll see you on that travesty that is Akun. Thanks for running man.
>>36494171Thanks for running, Crusty.>>36494196That is a great idea for a 1p Extrapolative.>>36494228>1Sounds...interesting. I'm on the fence, because I don't get the big deal with WWII.>2Not my thing, especially after >>36494410>3Sounds interesting, but needs a bit more explanation. Just what forces are at play here, that sort of thing. Sounds like something that could be very interesting, but you'd need to have a solid backing on it.>4This sounds pretty decent.4 3 1 2 in order of preference.
>>36494446I'd give you a choice of your proficiencies. By 'rogue' I mean 'on the run from the law'.
>>364942284.Wanted 2 till you said "Kill siblings." I'm a crack bitch at heart I can't just strangle my brothers and sisters.
>>36494547So, totally different then this quest, Crusty?
>>36494530It just needs to enter the system. Which raises a question. Is healing gas a possibility?
>>36494537>I don't get the big deal with WWII.America gets to jerk off to that one time they were an undisputed good guy, UK gets to be its chest about being unconquered, and Russia's last real military win of significance. that everybody can wag their finger at Germany and they can't do nuffin
>>36494558I agree with this person, 2 seems to be written in a way that the character would be evil. It must be written in a way that crackbitch can enter the equation.
>>36494530It says "imbibe", so unless you drink with your skin... Plus there's the question of JJ learning he can do this. Like, he hasn't even learned he can Taskmaster yet. How long do you think it's going to take for him to jam blood in an injured friend's mouth?
>>36494530Now I'm imagining JJ going around with a spray bottle, squirting it as a fine mist on people's faces.
>>36494547>inb4 everybody votes to be consular.>tfw no force jump into battlewarrior/pally never gets a fair shake in quest MC options
>>36494558>>36494592Pretty sure they'd be after you just as much. Killing someone with the same blood as you doesn't make you "evil" anyway.
>>36494507Can you answer this question for me?>>36494530
>>36494600It'll be like that fire thing. Your friend is dying you feel an irresitable urge to feed them.. yourself! You are now JJ Lizard Christ. This isn't wine it's your blood mugga.That or maybe we're injured and blood sprays or blah blahblah PLOT will make it happen.
>>36494600>cuts finger cooking>drops of blood get into the stew>noriko scar is gone
>>36494228>Planeswalker Quest>Rogue Jedi Questin that order.
>>36494580>America gets to jerk off to that one time they were an undisputed good guy'Murika bombed the shit of Europe (civy areas specifically). It also didn't need to nuke Japan twice (much less once).
>>36494558You can always go omega neet mode and reach redemption through purification ala Nirvana.
>>36494639>Best Cook Ever.
git an ask fm, less time spent answering questions about powers and if JJ has a mole on his butt and more late snogging your GF or late night Darjeeling
>>36494639Sounds like a great thing for Crusty to steal.
>>36494654Every nation is evil you're just deluding yourself if you think otherwise.