> FUCK BEDBUGS> ALSO PREVIOULSY ON MAGICAL GREEN LANTERN: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Green%20Lanternhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw“Sinestro!” you scream. He stands there, arms folded up, nonchalant as if he had not escaped from the Anti-matter dimension. He smirks at you, as you stand in what used to be a nice pleasant field in the dimension known as “Gemworld,” ruled by one of your fans, Princess Amethyst who is lying unconscious along with Clarissa on the ground. “How did you escape!?”This is going to take some explaining, you’re sure of it.But put it shortly, you are Lumière Berger, Green Lantern of Sector 2814 and you are staring down your former teacher.“Nice to see you too, I see you’ve missed me,” he says simply. He looks you up and down, smiling. “I see you’ve gotten a new outfit. Showy.”“I did not miss you at all you cretin!” You pull up your ring, aiming it right at him. “I will not hesitate this time nor will there be words between us! You belong in the anti-matter dimension!”“Says who?” You’re about to say- “The Guardians do not count, those little blue garden gnomes who call themselves Guardians are nothing if not senile.” He holds up his yellow ring. “I’ve had some time to reflect, you know. I suppose the Guardians sent me into the anti-matter dimension to humble me.” He starts walking up to you, arms wide and smiling. “And it did! I have new perspective on the universe that I take for granted!”You narrow your eyes. “… quoi?” You step away from him, nervous.He grins. “I realize the Green Lantern Corps will go nowhere if they are held back by those little blue monsters.” He stops, just a foot away from you. “And like it or not, the Green Lantern Corps is my whole, that is why I would do anything to save it.”> “You’re lying!”> “Explain yourself!”> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”> Write in
>>36468592> “Explain yourself!”> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”I mean, that does sound legit. Not like the Guardians do anything useful.
>>36468592> “Explain yourself!”
>>36468592>> “Explain yourself!”>> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”>Write in: I can't lose my time with you, Sinestro. There is bigger threats at our doors.
>>36468592>“So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”> “Explain yourself!”That does not seem like a coherent plan. Also doesn't explain invading our cute fan's magical realm.
>>36468592> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”
>>36468592>> “Explain yourself!”Fine do your master plan speech.
>>36468592>> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”Don't think about the future Lumi
>>36468592> Write in> Calm down, the only thing worse than Sinestro being free is the bad future *with* Sinestro *barf*"I know you will, in your own way. That's why your have to return to the prime universe to prevent the destruction of the Green Lanterns.">Explain the bad future and the messages from future Sinestro and the Sinestro Lantern member.
>>36468663Hey if you had a way out of nothingness you wouldn't care if it was candy land.
>>36468592>>36468666 swapping vote for>>36468688
>>36468592>>36468688Seconded future takes priority
>>36468592>“Explain yourself!”>> “So that’s why you have the Yellow Ring, to save it?”This ought to be good.
>>36468592I will also second this:>>36468688
>>36468884We're trying to *prevent* the bad future, not accelerate it!
>>36468884No, bad Future Lumi bad.
>>36468898its not bad if Lumi is the one wearing the pants in the relationship
> “Explain yourself!”> Write inYou gag a little. You just got reminded of the future. Ugh, those alien lips…Then again, Sinestro is quite muscular, and apparently time has been quite kind to him-NO NO NO, DON’T THINK OF HIM, JUST IMAGINE HIM IN HIS UNDERWEAR.…Scratch that, no. That is a terrible idea. But you suppose this isn’t as bad as Vandal Savage and Legion’s future for the universe. You hold up your hands, stepping back. “Sinestro. Look, I can understand that is why you have a Yellow Ring, composed of the one thing Green Lanterns are vulnerable to. We have had a terrible future that I have looked into that the Guardians themselves ignore in favor of shoving their heads into the dirt like ostriches. You and uh… some big Kilowog person-““Arkillo?” You blink. He smirks. “Friend of mine.”“… right. Um.” You rub your hands together. “Look, explain yourself. How did you- why did you escape?”“The anti-matter universe is filled with enemies to the Green Lantern Corps,” he says. “Call me the first person to not actively want it gone, just replaced.” You tilt your head. He holds up his ring. “I have been given this ring, and a lantern, by a very kind benefactor for my ability to inspire fear in others.” Fear? “That’s right, fear. You see, all things feel fear, even Green Lanterns. That’s why I will start my own Corps.”[1/2]
>>36469060[2/2]You glare at him. This can’t be happening. “You- you mean to oppose the Green Lanterns?”“If it comes to it, yes,” he says. “I haven’t figured a name for my Corps, the Yellow Lanterns is so plain, something more…” He snaps his finger.You roll your eyes. “What, the Sinestro Corps?”“Funny story, a man in gold came to me with that name,” he says. “I might just stick with that.” He waves his arms around. “And this, uh… Gemworld is it?” You nod. “Well, honest mistake, I was trying to break into the real universe. But since you are here…” He walks up to you.You pull up your ring. “Get away from me!”He holds up his hands. “Now, now, I don’t mean harm to you. You are my finest student, I will not mince words.” He holds up a spare yellow ring. “I invite you to join me at my side. What do you say?”“I-…” You blink. No, he’s- But- He’s! AGH! He walks up to you, and gently takes your hand. He places the ring in your hand, right then and there.“I’ve seen your failures,” he says. You blink, surprised, blushing embarrassedly. Oh jeez. “Let me tell you, you would have much more success with this ring, then with the Green.” He steps back and keeps his hands up. “I will return, and try again to break into the real universe. Consider my offer, as one of the first members of…” He smirks. “The Sinestro Corps.” He flies up into the clouds.You look down at your hands, to the golden yellow ring.> Drop it, it’s everything wrong> Keep it, might be useful> Write in
>>36469088>> Drop it, it’s everything wrongAbsolutely Not
>>36469088>Drop it, it’s everything wrong
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulWe don't have to use it, but a back-up would be a good idea.Besides, we'll have an out to Legion if we're in big trouble. Shit's hella useful and now it's ours
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulthe guardians might be able to reverse engineer it and a back up weapon ain't bad either.I don't see how yellow Lumi would work tbqh
>>36469088>> Keep it, might be useful
>>36469088> Keep it, might be useful
>>36469088> Drop it, it’s everything wrong> Write in"Look, Sinestro, we have common interest in saving the Green Lantern Corps. I see the Green Lanterns as flawed, but well worth saving, and you cannot conquer the universe if the Green Lanterns fall to Legion and the Manhunters. But better dead than a Nazi."
>>36469088>Write inCurse loudly. Loudly enough that a Red Lantern ring in the prime universe will pause momentarily and wonder if it has found a suitable candidate.
>>36469088>Drop it, it’s everything wrongWe're a hero dammit, and this is not what heroes do!
>>36469088>Drop it, it’s everything wrongWe already did the orange thing, don't do the yellow thing too Lumi.
>>36469219>>36469237We're not taking it to be a yellow lantern. Lumi couldn't inspire fear in anything. It's a tool we can exploit. Don't let the HERO! Thing blind you to possible advantages. More we know about it the better.
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulpragmatism
>>36469088>Keep it, might be usefulWe might be able to figure out how to make green lantern rings not so vulnerable to yellow rings. Besides, all of the great lanterns have had a taste of the rainbow sooner or later.
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulWe don't have to use it, but I'd rather we have the option and not take it than needing the option but not having it.
>>36469219Yeah, who ever heard of a good guy using fear as a weapon?
If we drop it, it must move onto a more willing bearer. Deny it to the enemy if nothing else
>>36469088>> Keep it, might be usefulGotta collect them all! We need that blue one
>>36469281It's not like there's a limited number of them around, Sinestro can make as may as me wants
eh, just I case the blue man group takes away our ring> keep it
>>36469295But doing so dilutes the power of the other lanterns, that's the reason orange is so balls-to-the-walls powerful. It doesn't share any of the energy and hogs it all to the singular Orange Lantern.
>>36469088>> Drop it, it’s everything wrongNope, get out of here.
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulWe're going to have all the rings. All of them. Ours.
>>36469088> Keep it, might be usefulJust put it in your pocket. Never know when we might need it.
>>36469088>> Keep it, might be usefulWe must become the rainbow lantern. It is our destiny
>>36469330I know White Lanterns are already a thing, but White sounds better than rainbow and it is all the colors combined.
>>36469335We're a magical girl, bright colors come with the territory
I stopped reading new Guardians ages ago but IIRC the white lantern can use the entire emotional spectrum (IDK if black is included or not)
>>36469330>>36469335Imagine collecting a multitude of rings, getting relapse to orange, and then showing up on Larfleeze's doorstep glowing like a rave disco on a saturday night. His face would be priceless.
>>36469364Indigo lanterns can, too. But only one at a time, and not sure how powerful it is compared to a dedicated member of said lantern.
>>36469335White lanterns are a thing but only show up when the Universe is totally fucked by black lanterns. We. Do. Not. Want. That. To. Happen.Darkest Knight was hellish.
It's a tough choice between cute Yellow Lantern sidekick and Yellow Lumi.
>>36469251>Lumi couldn't inspire fear in anything.Oh, I bet she could.
>>36469251Yellow Lanterns also have to have something that they themselves fear a lot. Inspiring fear is good, but harnessing your own also appears to be a part of it.
>>36469409>Lumi in full revolution mode!
>>36469409>SHE'S in charge of protecting the earth?!?!
>>36469430Oh hell okay yeah she's terrifed of all the things. Nazi's, Sinestro, Being entirely alone, the future>>36469439HAh!
>>36469088>Remove the yellow ring from the finger> Keep it, might be usefulIf anything, the GL Corp will love to have an occasion to study the enemy up close before the fight begin
>>36469430What would be Lumi's greatest fear? Losing her friends? Failing the galaxy? Becoming a nazi?Kilowog in a thong?
>>36469459Don't tell the Guardians. They'll consider Lumi a heretic just for having it.
>>36469471abandonment issues, self esteem issues, inferiority complex
>>36469471Becoming her Father.
>>36469494Her father is a coward... she's afraid of fear? INFINITE POWER SOURCE DETECTED!
> Keep it, might be usefulYou ball your fist over the ring, holding it tight. It might be useful. Might. You quickly stuff it in your breast pocket underneath your breastplate. You look up, the clouds subside, and the crystals quickly start losing their glow and luster, as if becoming inert. Looks like things are quickly returning to normal, as if Sinestro had not come into Gemworld at all.“Ugh…” Clarissa wakes up, as does Princess Amethyst. “What happened?”You help her up, taking her hand and pulling. “Sinestro happened.” She nods, her eyes narrow, expecting. “I sent him back where he belonged.” Little white lie, but Clarissa is satisfied, and she smiles at you.“Good, good.” She taps your cheek. “Nice work, toots.” She looks over to Princess Amethyst. “And you, Princess, looks like we’ve saved Rockworld!”“Gemworld,” Princess Amethyst says correctly.“Gemland,” says Clarissa. “Now can we go?”Princess Amethyst smiles. “Actually, Green Lantern.” She walks up to you. “It’s nice to have a visitor to my magical realm! Perhaps you would stay, just for dinner?” She smiles, very hopeful, her eyes watering a bit, aww…But…Aww…> Okay> No, we have to go> Write in
>>36469471>spoilerAh god why did you say that, now I'm picturing it.
>>36469521> Okay>“It’s nice to have a visitor to my magical realm!hue hue hueAnd I caught the earlier Booster Gold reference. Blue and Gold when?
>>36469521>OkayMight as well at this point.
>>36469562Booster Gold should be another Magical Girl in this universe.A rich spoiled girl from the future who learns what it means to be a hero by learning from Lumi what not to do
>>36469521>OkayYellow Ring GET! Since apparently getting an Orange Ring is difficult, we need a Red Ring, which we'll combine with the Yellow one. Bam, instant Orange.Get Atrocitus on the horn.
Who is a science-y Green Lantern?We could let him analyze the Yellow Ring and work out strategies to combat it. (and Lumi could be the Test Subject)
>>36469521>> OkayInb4 everything is pure unadulterate ROCK CANDY.
>>36469521>OkayAdorable fangirl is pretty adorable and I don't remember us having anything better to do.
>>36469521>> Okay>Clarissa, someone being on earth could be good if there is troubles. If you want to go...Let's give our friend an escape door
>>36469589Michelle Carter and Tedna KordWE'RE NOT LESBIANS!!!
>>36469667And the Guardians are reasonable
>>36469667>lesbians/gays in western comicsDid it ever happen? I don't really know about superhero comics, but the only western comic I've read (W.I.T.C.H. Don't judge me!) bent over backwards to pair the girls with dudes.
>>36469620Chaselon and Salaak
>>36469737comics have been left leaning since the 70splenty of Gay and Lesbian characters around today. Usually not leads or important characters but there are exceptions.Renee Montoya, the current Batwoman, Maggie Sawyer, the Pied Piper, Daken is bi-sexual, Batgirl had a transgendered supporting character. Ultimate Colossus was gay.There was alt universe title where Wolverine and Hercules was a couple. Gillen's Young Avengers implied the entire cast is gay and or bi. Constantine is Bi (disputed among fans)I know I'm missing a bunch and that's just DC and Marvel.
>>36469737There's a few cases like Harley and Ivy where everyone knows what's going on but the authors can't comment. I think there was a hero that was gay recently, but it was mentioned exactly once and his boyfriend didn't survive past the first issue.
>>36469875Alan Scott in Earth 2 I believe.
>>36469843Looking back, you can see the evershifting theme of rebelling against authority, and siding with authority. Especially when you take Real World events into consideration.
> OkayYou smile. “Okay, Princess.” She grins, happily clapping her hands, then whistling forth her pegacorn to pick you all up. Clarissa groans in frustration. You pout at her. “Come on, Clarissa, it will be fun!”She folds her arms up, indignant. “Yeah, for you.” Well, she’s not wrong. “I don’t get this weird medieval Princess crap. Put me in a speakeasy and I’ll dance the Charleston right off your cute little bum, GL.” You roll your eyes. Charleston, that dance is older than you are. So old-fashioned!Princess Amethyst gallops up, her majestic steed rearing with pride. “TO AMETHYST CASTLE!” She swings her sword forth. “HYAAAAH!” You three blast off.[1/2]
>>36469946[2/2]--Well, if there is one thing you can rely on, it’s the fact that Clarissa is still a big eater. She heartily eats up everything Princess Amethyst has to offer from this feast. Chicken, turkey, roast beef, apples, oranges, pears, prunes, lettuce, bread, milk, bevo, and everything and their mothers just goes right down her bottomless gullet. More frog people move to and fro, happily shifting plates and setting down more for you all to eat.Unlike the Black Hole that is your fellow Green Lantern, you and Princess Amethyst have chosen more modest meals. “So, Princess Amethyst, I must ask you a favor.”She smiles. “Anything for you, Green Lantern!”“There is a world-conquering monster known as Legion who wants to destroy the Green Lantern Corps and conquer the universe. He’s enlisted an army of former police robots known as Manhunters designed to snuff out emotion. I’m gathering allies of the highest caliber because the only chance we have of defeating him and them is if we band together, because if we don’t, he’ll conquer the universe, Vandal Savage will conquer the Earth, and I will be having sex with an alien.”Clarissa spits out her chicken, hacking and wheezing. “What!?”Princess Amethyst blinks. “That’s… that’s quite the explanation. Bloody hell.”“Will you help us?” you ask.She taps her chin, looking around. “Um. I am not sure… I mean- I like it here in Gemworld but-“> Reassure her> Intimidate her> Let her go> Write in
>>36469737>lesbians/gays in western comics>Did it ever happen?Yup. From the top of my head, Batwoman and Renee Montoya are two lesbian main characters in their own series, in DC comic. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are probably bisexual. There is plenty more, but I can't name them like that.
>>36469969> Let her gono pressure
>>36469969>Vandal Savage will conquer the Earth, and I will be having sex with an alien.”I'm getting a bit confused. I thought Lumi was ignorant about sex and now she's mentioning it.
>>36469969> Reassure herCan't be as bad as the dimensional tears. Besides, the whole corps will fight them off once Legion shows up and proves us right all along. What could possibly go wrong?
>>36469969Not forcing you...>> Let her go
>>36469969>> Reassure herShe really doesn't have to if she doesn't want to though
>>36470033She thinks of sex as like cuddling so hard that eventually the Stork takes notice and delivers a baby about nine months later.
>>36469969>> Reassure her
>>36469969>> Let her go>> Write in"I'm not asking you to risk your safety or the one of this world. But any help you could give me would be a boon, and we need as much help as possible.">"Is there anything in Gemworld that could help us? Something, someone, somewhere?It's a magic world, there must be extraordinary things here
>>36469969> Reassure her> Write in"I don't think the threat of Sinestro, Savage, Legion, and the Manhunters is limited to my world. Sinestro was already able to break in once, and Savage can cross between alternate dimensions. We all have a duty to protect our worlds, and our best chance is to band together and prevent the dark future and becoming an alien's mistress." hold barf
>>36469969> Intimidate herBy saying if she doesn't help us she shall also fuck an alien
>>36469969> Reassure her> Let her go"There's a world that needs saving outside of Gemworld, but it'll still be there when you're ready."
>>36469969> Let her go
>>36469969>Reassure herWe're not nearly scary enough to intimidate her.
>>36470060It's not like someone she likes will be taking alien dickings or something, right?Also, what's the League doing? Surely an universal threat that has Earth in the crosshairs would interest them, right?
>>36470062Are you now actively trying to make it even harder not to ship the yuri Lumi ships?You really want someone to write those fics huh?
>>36470153>yuri Lumi shipsThought she was so straight you could use her to draw lines.
>>36470195Yup, that's the problem.
>>36470195the /u/boats want but cannot have.meanwhile the SS. LumiXSinestro has 3 arts already
>>36470207Don't worry, German will probably make every other gender-bent female a lesbian and have Yuri cuddles or doing stupid cute shit too.
>>36470207She could just be so unaware of sexuality that she doesn't grasp the idea of homosexuality. It's not like that was a common thing before or after WW2. Heck, even if she wasn't completely unaware of sexuality, it might not have ever occurred to her.
>>36470267Anon, you sound like you're offended at the existence cute things, I have to wonder why?Also, as of yet I think Clarissa is the only non-straight female to appear so your prediction seems a little off.
>>36470306Did it come off that way? Didn't mean it too.Also as of now, I'm kind of expecting German to add more of them soon since he prefers these types of things and will divert his want to ship Lumi with another girl into another yuri-couple.
>>36470229>>36470153Are you really sure you want those?Because that wouldn't bother me to try to write them>>36470298>It's not like that was a common thing before or after WW2.Well, boston marriages where a thing.>She could just be so unaware of sexuality that she doesn't grasp the idea of homosexuality.> Heck, even if she wasn't completely unaware of sexuality, it might not have ever occurred to her.Probably, yeah.
>>36470298Pretty sure the straight characters are just straight, not ignorant. You don't need to know of homosexuality to feel attraction to the same gender.Clarissa is forever alone because she is the only lesbian in the setting. Accept it.
I'd like to point out that Orange Lumi jumped near directly to the somewhat-fetishy enslavement stade.
> Reassure herYou place your hand on her shoulder. “Princess, I am not trying to force you. I know you will make the right decision regardless of what you say, because I know that deep down in your heart, there is a woman’s intuition. You will know what to do.”Clarissa pauses, her cheeks stuff full. “Mhm.” She swallows. “What was that about aliens?”Princess Amethyst grunts, holding her chin. “Well…” She stands up, out of her queenly chair at the queenly dining table. “Servants! BRING ME MY ADVISORY COUNCIL!”A wall slides away from the dining room, revealing a table of other humans in fine medieval clothing, marking them as nobility of the House of Amethyst. “We are at your beck and call,” they say.Princess Amethyst looks surprised. “… do you just camp out in there until I need you?” They all nod. “Oh, jolly good.” She looks down at one of her frog servants. “Servant, bring us some tea, I’m thinking Orange Pekoe.” The frog servant leaves. She looks over to you two. “As for you, Green Lanterns. I will need to consult my council, it may take some time. So feel free to close the tear and return to the real universe.”You nod. “How will you return?”She holds up a book, smiling knowingly. “I have my ways.”> “Eh, we got time.”> “Very well, we shall leave.”> Write in
>>36470365I'm all for smut, whether standard /u/boat operating procxSedure or the SS Hot for Teacher preferably LumiXSinestro but I'll take whatever
>>36470429>> “Very well, we shall leave.”Even if she declines, we should still hang out sometime and don't be afraid to ask us for help
>>36470429> “Very well, we shall leave.”>Give her our numberGotta think of a way to stay in touch.
>>36470429> “Very well, we shall leave.”the Guardians would want to know Sinestro is out.. maybe
>>36470429>Very well, we shall leaveShe can get back and forth with the book, and it's entirely possible that she can bring people with her (I honestly don't know enough about gemworld to know for sure) and the last thing we want to do is get bitched at for being off-planet (even though we technically weren't)
>>36470421Asserting dominance is not always sexual
>>36470365Smut fics or cute fics?
>>36470429>> “Very well, we shall leave.>Thank you
>>36470494It is when you assert dominance over Clarissa, who is pure sex.
>>36470429> “Very well, we shall leave.”
>>36470429>“Very well, we shall leave.”Well whatever they decide, we got a free dinner, which for a soon to be homeless neet is a massive win!
>>36470494No, but Agent Orange's main method of asseriting dominance is to let the Rings/the Power Battery consumme the person and create somewhat sapient construct out of them.Not dressing them in fancy clothes or making them give massage.>>36470498I can probably do both.
>>36470573we're lucky Chaselon and Clarissa aren't dead
>>36470532I know it's not especially glorious, but couldn't we, I don't know, use our powers to loot the battlefields for weapons, then sell them to the Resistance for a discount?
>>36470573>I can probably do both.I like you anon. If you have the time and the will, I'd like to see what happens when you give it a shot.
>>36470610Pretty sure that counts as interfering with the war, and almost certain that gets you fired, especially if you are already on probation.
>>36470600Well, as said the brainwashed Jane Crocker:"You're lucky you're so hot"
>>36470635Chaselon is quite angular...
>>36470633Ok. What can we do that doesn't interfer with the war ?
>>36470658You mean he's kind of a square?
>>36470745he is no resident of squaresville
>>36470809Well, my joke fell flat
>>36470429Hey, we still need to get that helmet!
> “Very well, we shall leave.”You nod. “Very well.” You and Clarissa stand up. “We’ll leave you then, Princess Amethyst. Take as much time as you need, but please try and contact us.” You hold up your ring. “Our rings should be able to interface with your magic, but if not, please refer to a colleague of mine in the Justice Society, Doctor Fate.”Princess Amethyst smiles. “Thank you so much, Green Lantern!” She jumps up and hugs you tight. Awww, your fan is hugging you!Now you have TWO fans! Ehehehe, you’re creeping up on Clarissa’s fandom now!“Right, let’s roll,” says Clarissa.[1/2]
>>36470860[2/2]--With your powers combined, your rings project a beam which cauterizes the tear, slicing it up and making it disappear into thin air. Gemworld is no longer an issue to the planet Earth anymore! “Right,” says Clarissa. “You’re still under planetary arrest you know.”“Thank you for reminding me,” you say in your most deadpan tone. “Do you want a reward?” She smiles, hopeful. “That was sarcasm.” Her smile drops. “Now, I know I am under planetary arrest, but-“ Your ring beeps. You pull it up. “Green Lantern Berger here, send.” A screen pops up, showing Kilowog. “Monsieur Kilowog, what news?”“I’m on the trail of the Blue Lanterns,” says Kilowog. “Mogo directed me to someone called Walker. How are things on your end?”Clarissa pushes your head out of the way. Ow! “We’re doing fine you big hunk of meat! Things are just dandy!” You push her away.“Ha!” Kilowog laughs, but then his smile fades. “Listen, I haven’t heard from Tomar-Re yet. He traveled down to an uncharted planet which was emitting a strange signal. No contact since. I gotta admit, I’m kinda hoping that fish-faced boyscout isn’t dead or anything.”“You want us to check it out?” you ask.“Maybe just Clarissa and Chaselon, you’re still under planetary arrest.” You frown. “I’ll keep in touch, alright?” You nod, and the screen disappears.Clarissa sighs, crossing her arms. “Well, alone again, GL.”> “Please take me with you.”> “Go on then, I can wait.”> Write in
>>36470877> “Go on then, I can wait.”can't leave this mudball unprotected
>>36470877>“Go on then, I can wait.”Keep me updated, well hold down the fort.
>>36470877>“Go on then, I can wait.”Somebody's got to stay in case Sportsmaster or someone pops up. Keep me posted!
>>36470877> “Go on then, I can wait.”>"One of us should keep an eye on Earth anyway."
>>36470877> “Go on then, I can wait.”Tell Clarissa to be safe. SHE'S OURS! But no in all seriously she's our Jr. and she's in this danger because we've gotten ourselves on restriction.
>>36470877> “Go on then, I can wait.”Let's go see what WW2 is up to! Or find a new job!Maybe the Wayne Household is hiring.
>>36470877> “Go on then, I can wait.”
>>36470959Show up as an orphan in Gotham? Show a penchant for catching criminals and acrobatics?
>>36470959French maid timeCapcha:wearing plenants
>>36470983Batman has probably already figured out a general profile for us. But it wouldn't hurt to have Bat-family level training in case our ring fizzles out. Being able to kick a lot of ass without the ring would be pretty handy.
>>36470983No, Robin's already a thing.>>36470991 is one possibility, but you gotta remember that Wayne is the head of a multi-million dollar corporation, so you never know where there is an opening.
>>36471026>implying batman doesn't collect orphans of talent
>>36471033>orphans of talentSo Lumi is definitely out.
>>36470877>Go on then, I can waitGET A FUCKING JOB BEFORE YOU BECOME HOBO LANTERN
For some reason, drifter!Lumi sounds hilarious to me. Maybe it's because I've seen Kamen Rider OOO.
> “Go on then, I can wait.”You cross your arms. “Go on then, I can wait.” She smiles. “Don’t look at me like that, just be quick and make sure Tomar-Re is okay. Take Chaselon with you if you can.”She rolls her eyes. “That square?” You narrow your eyes. “Okay, I know he’s technically an orb, but he’s still a square. He’s so square I swear he can cut the air with those corners that he bares.” Ugh, that was terrible. “Didn’t like that?” she asks, and you shake your head in response. “Fine, fine. Listen, I hear you’re short a job, so why not take the time to look for one!?” She starts running away, ready to go. “You might find a nice one that suits you!”And with that, she blasts off.You sigh. Maybe she’s right. You do actually need a job of some kind.You place your hand on your breast. Wait. You reach into its pocket, then pull out the Yellow Ring.Hm… You’re in the Arctic, might be worth trying it out.> Try out the Yellow Ring> Go jobhunting> Write in
>>36471172> Go jobhuntingArctic jobhunting
>>36471172> Try out the Yellow Ringtest it's limitations see if it works differently from the green.
>>36471172>> Try out the Yellow RingLUMIERE BERGER OF EARTH. YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSTILL GREAT FEAR.WELCOME TO THE SINESTRO CORPS
>>36471172>> Try out the Yellow RingMight as well, what's the worst that can happen?
>>36471172> Try out the Yellow Ring
>>36471172> Go jobhunting
>>36471172>> Go jobhunting
>>36471172> Try out the Yellow Ring>Make sure to mute the fuck out of the green ringThey can hear everything through those green rings. Since the ring hasn't come up in conversation, we should be good, but if our ring is turned off and they pick up projection sounds or whatever, we're going to get some very problematic questions coming our way.So yeah, blocking the camera should we get a call, muting the sound, etc, should be a priority.
>>36470877>“Go on then, I can wait.”Keep safe Clarissa. Don't bull Chaselon.
>>36471172>> Go jobhunting>>36471215They might be able to detect it or our green ring might reject us.
>>36471172>Go jobhuntingDo not put on the ring given to you by a super villain
>>36471172>Go jobhuntingQuestion: can we use the Green Lantern ring for personal profit?If yes:>Go to the library to find where famous ships sunk, then go loot them.There is no reason to let all that money under the waves, right?
>>36471172>Go jobhuntingAnything to avoid the yellow.
>>36471305>Famous Sunken ships?Dude, you know what time we are in right? Lend-lease ships being sunk by U-boats so their are plenty of shit we can scavenge from that
>>36471172> Go jobhuntingTrying on the ring might attract unwanted attention, from either the guardians or Sinestro.
>>36471305I mean, it's a given that there must be some ships with riches inside that we can find.Then we sell those riches to a fence somewhere waaaaaay away from France to avoid getting mistaken for a Collaborateur or a smuggler
>>36471172>Go jobhuntingWearing other rings gets us in trouble. wait until we have more
>>36471305I think it is not allowed sadly
>>36471339True, but wouldn't that count as interfering with the war?I guess no, as long as we avoid submarine
>>36471382It wouldn't be interfering if the ships are long sunk.
>>36471172>Go jobhuntingToo dangeous to fuss with this yellow ring, especially since we don't know how it'll interact with us.
It's possible that Sinestro will use the Ring he gave us to find his way back to our universe, like a beacon.
So Lumi's greatest fear is losing her GL ring, right?Without it she can't help her only two friends. Without it she's not special anymore. Without it, she'll just be another refugee who escaped France to live on the street. Another poor orphan who starved during these tough times.
>>36471172> Try out the Yellow RingSinestro seemed reasonable and himself, odds are this one doesn't fuck with emotions.Right?If it influences Lumi subconsciously to be as terrifying as humanly possible without actually changing her personality, I will lose my shit laughing
it is booby trapped though
>>36471423I think Lumi's greatest fear is being a failure and a coward, like her father.
>>36471172> Try out the Yellow RingProbably too late but
Please, guys, let's not try the ring.We're in the middle of a frozen wasteland. If shit goes wrong we'll be stranded there
>>36471172>> Try out the Yellow Ring
>>36471543It's too late.The wrong choice won and from now on we'll be an evil Nazi traitor that everyone will hate.We'll also be homeless and be forced to become Adolf Hitler's mistress.
>>36471543It's also one of the few places we can test it without people figuring out we own one. Besides, what could possibly go wrong?
Trying out the yellow power ring:It's going to lead to one thing- begins with P and ends in Ax YOU WILL WISH ONLY FOR YOUR ENEMIES TO FEEL FEAR! FOR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO FEEL FEAR!
>>36471565>implying we'll beat out Eva Braun for Der Fuhrer's cocksleeve
>>36471574Parallax is a good thing in the long run though because it'll get the yellow impurity out of the battery so we can personally fuck up Legion's shit.
Only Red, Orange, and Indigo fuck with the bearer's head.
>>36471574>It's going to lead to one thing- begins with P and ends in AxPoll tax? I guess that was pretty bad...
>>36471568>what could possibly go wrongI hate this line for allowing carte blanche fuckery to happen.
>>36471619What about pink?
First time reader -is the JSA active in this universe?Meeting up with some World War two era heroes like the Atom and Dr. Midnite, Dr. Fate and others might be useful in the long run, no?
>>36471543On the other hand, there's no better place to test the ring. Channel our deepest fears and let it all out on the wasteland around us? The only way we could make this a better testbed is if we were in the middle of the skies over Germany or on the ground in the Pacific--the boys sure would love superhero support, I"m reckoning.
>>36471619I thought it was Violet that fucked with the user's head, and that Indigo was the compassion one.Or am I getting two things mixed up right now?
>>36471638Pink is a shade of Red.
>>36471638I forgot about Star Sapphires, thank you anon. They make make into clingy, aggressive, jealous yanderes. and they dress like sluts
>>36471647Look up what happened to Sinestro when he got indoctrinated into that Indigo Tribe. It's fucked up mate.
>>36471637Oh, don't be such a baby. It's not like that ever actually happens, right?I mean, even if it did, all we'd have to do is not mention that line anymore. How hard could it be?
>>36471674Well Lumi has three of those traits already so it sounds perfect.
>>36471638Violet's on the complete opposite end of the emotional spectrum--Love will still fuck with you head, if not worse than Rage will.The rule of thumb is the closer you are to Green, the more stable your mental state while using the ring.
>>36471637When anons say that's they're kidding. It's sarcasm.
> Try out the Yellow RingYou hold up the Yellow Ring. Hm.Well, nothing to lose you suppose except your sanity. You slip the Green Ring off, feeling a brief burst of cold as the cold nips at your skin. You quickly slip the Yellow Ring on. Your costume quickly changes into a black dress, with yellow highlights. You gain a new chestplate, with a new emblem stamped into the center. A cape flows along your back, ending at your hindquarters, and coming with a hood to shade your face, even with the domino mask as well. You gain new gauntlets to fit over your elbow length gloves, and your skirt is now SIGNIFICANTLY shorter, with your thigh-high socks replaced with black pantyhose.Well, wow! This… feels so… so…POWERFUL!You laugh, yellow energy feeding from the ring. You feel like you can do anything now, even beat the Green Lantern Corps, and-A roar interrupts your throats.OH JESUS CHRIST, A POLAR BEAR!> Project a construct of fear. (Roll 2d20 Fear+Form Best of three)
>>36471643Yellow is empowered by the fear you instill in others, not your own. Otherwise the Sinestro corps would be filled to the brim with pussies.
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)>>36471734>> Project a construct of fear. (Roll 2d20 Fear+Form Best of three)A gigantic walrus! IMPALE THAT ENDANGERED BASTARD ON YOUR TUSKS!
Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)>>36471734Nanook of the North
>>36471696>opposite end of the spectrumWhat? No.Red - Orange - Yellow - Green - Blue - Indigo - Pink
Rolled 20, 1 = 21 (2d20)>>36471734A great white hunter with an elephant gun and a pith hat!
Rolled 19, 15 = 34 (2d20)>>36471734Weaponized torture equipment.
>>36471755>>36471767>>36471780Well this is interesting....
>>36471734A SKELETAL BEAR!>>36471755>>36471767>>36471780Fear ring loves the Lumi
>>36471767>>36471780Well then. Are we still in our orange uniform?
>>36471797Kind of find it stupid we wore it
>>36471809No. Our new slutty yellow uniform.
>>36471809Read the description doesn't look like it but 20's and 1's cancel each other.. either way it worked out well.
>>36471755>>36471767>>36471780my head is full of fuck20 13 or 20 20? I don't want my 20 being nullified
>>36471847I should probably clarify this now. Critical failures will be overriden by crit succeses.
>>36471780Well this makes me wonder what happens if we crit fail constructing a Lovecraftian horror.Do we accidentally make a cute fluffy bunny or something?
>>36471851I'm hoping it's 20-20 anon. But.. we'll just have to watch.If it is 20-20 power trip yellow Lumi is go.
>>36471859So it's a 20-20 for Nanook.
>we lovecraft now
>>36471859>>36471851YEEESS 20-20 IS GO YELLOW LUMI IS EPIC!
>>36471881.....Sinestro was right?I find that kind of hard to swallow
>>36471898Sinestro WAS RIGHT!
>>36471898Green rolls seem to fall apart, but the ONE TIME Lumi tries the yellow ring, she gets a double crit. What the fuck is this?
>>36471898>>36471924Sinestro was always right, anon.
>>36471924Sinestro may be a fascistic bastard, but in matters of the GLC he is a CORRECT fascistic bastard.
>>36471638>>36471674>>36471696Pink is only dangerous if you infuse its power directly in a gem that you put on your head, rather than in a proper ring.
>>36471886Lumi really should start reading Lovecraft
>>36471985It might help when we fight Starro or something.
>>36472012Or the Japanese fisherman and whalers. Starro will be dinner.
You stand firm, digging your feet into the snow. You hold out your hands at him. “Ha!” you scream. He roars, circling you, baring his teeth. You need to scare this bear away! You start projecting a construct behind you. Someone that all polar bears fear. You saw him in a movie once, and you figure his hunting skill will scare even the most apex of predators.He stands behind you, glowing yellow, his eyes fiery yellow as he towers over you. He wears furs from all his kills, and his harpoon is sharp, bloody. He continues growing bigger, and bigger, until he is twice your height. The Polar Bear looks up at him.Behold, simple bear, Nanook of the North!The Polar Bear turns away, running. Nanook will have none of that however, he smashes his harpoon down in front of the Polar Bear, blocking his escape. You hear whining and squealing from the bear as it tries to get away. “That’s right, run! Run you pathetic little animal!” you shout. Nanook continues smashing harpoons down, blocking the escape of the bear until finally, you have him cornered. He buckles down, whining and howling in fright.This poor pathetic animal is crying! Ahaha!…Ahaha…You look down at your ring, then back up at Nanook. He stares down at you, awaiting your command. This Polar Bear is too frightened to do anything else now. Oh…> Kill it anyway!> Let it go!> Write in
so yellow ring as secret trump card?
So is it just me, or does Lumi become drastically more effective and efficient when wearing any ring that isn't Green? That shit's uncanny, yo.
>>36472038> Let it go!It's just an animal.
>>36472038> Kill it anyway!Get pelts.
>>36472047We need all of them.
>>36472038> Let it go!Have it spread tales to the other bears of the dreaded Queen in Yellow!
>>36472038>> Kill it anyway!Fuck you bear, we'll make a coat from your fur.
>>36472038>Let it go.>Take off the ring before someone notices.Alright, alright, we had our fun. Let's go jobhunting now.
>>36471949>>36471959Whether Sinestro is right, that doesn't mean the yellow power is right for Lumi. She has to recognize that much. The last time she tried another power, it took four Green Lanterns and a Red to break its hold on her. That's not fair to green.>>36472038>Let it go!This...this isn't right. Lumi doesn't want people to cry.
>>36472044Yup.>>36472076>>36472063Guys, this is a moral choice. Don't fuck it up.
>>36472038>Let it go!Take off the ring
>>36472084It's a good thing bears aren't people.
>>36472038>> Let it go!
>>36472038Tame the bear, it shall be our bear, also I want to see how versatile the yellow ring is
>>36472088I'll vote how I want fuck you.
>>36472038Rush to the polar bear and comfort it. See if we can domesticate it!
>>36472038>Let it go!Lumi is many things, but psychotic murderer is not one of them.
>>36472038> Kill it anyway!
>>36472107>>36472099>Nanook, the Cowardly Bear
>>36472038>> Let it go!Aaaaaagh fuck it, I think we've made our point.But for a first demonstration, it's pretty damn impressive.
>>36472096If she can make a polar bear cry, she can make people cry.
>>36472088> anons> making the right moral choice
>>36472088We need a Polar bear fur coat though! For reasons.
>>36472038> Let it go!Keeping this fucking ring though. It works.
>>36472135No we fucking don't.
>>36472135Get outta here, Orange
>>36472038> Let it go!The dead can't fear anything. Besides, killing helpless things is wrongbad.
>>36472107A dog is hard enough to care for. How the hell are we gonna be able to find enough seals to feed to the polar bear?
>>36472047We are literally Hal Jordan.
>>36472047Well, she>>36472038The snow glows while I show my mightNot willpower to be seen.A kingdom of isolation,and it looks like I'm the QueenThe wind is howling like this swirling storm insideCouldn't keep it in;Heaven knows I've triedDon't let them in,don't let them seeBe the good girl you always have to beConceal, don't feel,don't let them knowWell now they know>Let it go, let it goCan't hold it back anymoreMore seriously:>Let it go
>>36472038> Let it go!
>>36472038>> Write inKeep it.
>>36472038>> Let it go! It knows to leave man be if it is encountered. Besides, I'm pretty sure they're endangered even now. It can also spread tale of this to its offspring, thus creating a generation of bears that will have a healthy respect and fear of humanity.
>>36472038>> Let it go!but keep the ring on
>>36472153Hal has a long list of head injuries.What's Lumi's excuse?>>36472165Frozen a overrated mediocre
stop samefagging.Let it go already won handily
>>36472252Having Anons direct her actions.
>>36472252She's young and still ultimately new to the whole Green Lantern business, despite Sinestro's training. Hell, meditating on Mogo's surface did more for Lumi's control than Sinestro's training did.
>>36472165Anon, you are fun
>>36472288So much worse
C-can we keep the bear? We Korra now?
>>36472252>What's Lumi's excuse?Well, she's been given a ring that doesn't suit her well, apparently.>Frozen It just fitted with the moment, anon.
>>36472252Lumi's excuses are long-buried daddy issues and insecurity in the face of her juniors, who are seemingly more capable than her.
>>36472323yesName it ARCTIC SCHEETLE
>>36472252Excuse? She was initially trained by sinestro. This is his ring. Clearly she'd have an innate affinity with it. It's what she's used to.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgkYou sigh, then withdraw Nanook and his harpoons back into your ring. The Polar Bear whirls his head around, confused. You shout at him. “Go!” He whines, galloping through the snow at full-tilt, running away into the fog.You sigh, crossing your arms. You look down at your ring.This scary business is scary.…Damn it, you wanted to keep that bear now.You sigh, sitting in the snow, looking around.Well, at least the ring works, but now you feel terrible. That poor bear!Ugh, what to do now…> Test the ring some more> Go job hunting> Take the ring off and head home> Write in
>>36472397> Go job huntingWe tested it. It's clearly a good backup if they ever go full yellow your green shit can't work
Does SINESTRO CORPS Lumi get outfits too?Executioner?The Queen in Yellow?
>>36472397> Go job huntingBills are piling up and I'm more afraid of getting evicted than getting kicked out of the GL corps.
>>36472397>> Take the ring off and head homeWe had our fun, can we take the ring off and neever put it back on, please?
>>36472397>> Test the ring some more
>>36472397>Write-inCatch THAT BEAR
>>36472397> Go job hunting> Test the ring some moreWould it be considered unethical to terrify an employer into hiring us?
>>36472397> Go job huntingbut not in the arctic
>>36472397>> Write inTake the ring off and go job hunting.
>>36472412>Queen in YellowPerfect name for it.
Go job hunting!
>>36472397>> Test the ring some moreWe're in the Arctic, aren't we? How far into WW2 are we? Could we maybe assist in the Aleutian campaign?
>>36471691Dare I ask which ones?
>>36472397>> Go job hunting
>>36472397>Take the ring off and head home>Go job hunting
>>36472397>Take the ring off and head homeThen job hunting
>>36472397>Go job huntingPreferably with the ring off.
>>36472433S'called extortion, especially if you are shit at your job.
>>36472397GO FIND THE BEAR AND LOVE HIM
>>36472397> Go job huntingLeave the damn ring on.. we need it or the green one.
>>36472397> Take the ring off and head homeWell, we know it works. Lets not stay here too long before someone wonders what's up. Put Green back on and we'll hide Yellow somewhere nobody would look.
>>36472422Can you stop with the never put back on!The vote was to try it out. But trying to get a solid never do anything again just kind of rubs me the wrong way.What if our green ring is shattered and someone is about to die? Do we ignore the yellow one because... it's "bad"Don't throw away weapons because you find them icky.
>>36472397Hey.. someone wanted to sell weapons collected from the battlefield to the resistance right? We couldn't do that with the green ring.. or interfere in the war with the green ring...What if we use Yellow To Make our Green?
>>36472397> Go loot some sunken shipsCome on, people. They're OURS.And it even makes sense
>>36472397>Go job huntingWe should change our outlook on that ring though, sure terrifying an innocent animal wasn't nice but it doesn't seem like it actually effected our personality and power isn't inherently good or bad, so what if it came from Sinestro we have access to the power isn't it our obligation to use it to do some good in the world.
>>36472038>>36472606>>36472602Can.. we do either of these? It's a loop hole for a successful lumi
>>36472610Um, it kind of did though we became much more agressive and violent though
>>36472602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJLOaRhNpsUAfter thinking about it, plundering sunken ships and other hidden riches seems a better move.Lumi would still be interfering with the war if she sold weapons, so it would be bad if she got caught. But who care about getting riches no one else can touch?
>>36472651GLs aren't allowed to use the ring for personal gainIIRC
>>36472699The Green Ring.He's saying use the yellow for personal gain.
>>36472723I don't wanna bust that out too much, rings can detect other rings
>>36472610>innocent animalAnimals can be dangerous, anon. This polar bear wouldn't have hesitated killing and eating Lumi if she hadn't been wearing a power ring,
>>36472610It would have eaten Lumi.>>36472746But they've never seen yellow before so they wont know what it is.
>>36472746Yeah, but it would takeless than an hour to get the cash we need.
>>36472690Fair point, looking back over it the laughing did seem a bit creepy, we can keep it in check though unlike the orange ring and Lumi as a Dark Queen Galadriel type would be bad ass
>>36472690That was probably just a 20-20 high.
>>36472776They can detect changes in emotional spectrum, it's not a matter of knowing about rings.
Book of OA (GS gets final say of course)1. The protection of life and liberty within the assigned sector.(Revision allows lethal force to be used against the Sinestro Corps, and then later, against all enemies of the Green Lantern Corps.)2. Following the orders of the Guardians without question.3. Noninterference with a planet's culture, political structure, or its population's collective will.4. Acting within local laws and obeying the local authority within reason. (Presumably, The Guardians' orders can overrule this when necessary).5. Taking no action against anyone or anything until they are proven to be a threat against life and liberty.6. Refusing to use the equipment, resources or authority of The Corps for personal gain.7. Showing respect for and cooperating with other members of the Corps and the Guardians.8. Showing respect for life which includes restraint of force unless there is no reasonable alternative.9. Giving top priority to the greatest danger in the assigned sector.10. Upholding the honor of the Corps.
>>36472794That depends on the kind of ship, where it's situated, and if anyone will clue in on the fact that if it's in the middle of the ocean, and we travel there with our green ring to minimize detection, if someone wouldn't put two and two together when they register us turning it off in the middle of, you know, the fucking ocean.We can do the boat thing if we run out of options, but lets stick to normal job hunting first, yeah? Not having a job and suddenly busting out tons and tons of money would probably set off a few alarms too.
> Go job hunting--“Right, Miss, Lumierry… Burger.”You had to resist the urge to correct him as you sat there in a green dress of the Power Ring’s design. You need something formal and fancy for the occasional, and you just happened to have it right there. You smile however, forcefully.You decided to play it safe and be a waitress again, this time at a pub in Camden. “Right… so, Miss Burger. Let’s say, you have a few years’ experience as a waitress, back in France.” You nod. “You also have a previous employer who can back up your reliability…” The manager is a fat man, obviously someone you don’t want to work with, especially since he keeps undressing you with his eyes, you can just feel him trying to get the Man of Steel’s vision and it’s not working. “Hm…”You lean forward a little. “Um, Monsieur.” He looks up, turning his brow up. “I must say that my schedule is very erratic, so um… I don’t suppose you-“He sighs. “No, we run on fixed schedules, madam. You don’t abide, unfortunately, we cannot abide, and then you are fired.” He leans back, smirking a bit, licking his lips. “However, perhaps we can come to an agreement?”…You exit the pub, taking your purse with you. The nerve! This was your last chance at a waitressing job too!Ugh. Where else are you going to get a job-You quickly double back, looking in the window.> HOUSEKEEPER WANTED FOR WAYNE SUMMER HOME IN CORNWALL> PAID 120$ AN HOUR, SUMMER HOME WILL BE AVAILBLE TO THE HOUSEKEEPER AS LONG AS SHE MAINTAINS HOME WELL> CALL THE NUMBER BELOW FOR MORE DETAILS…THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY.> CALL THE NUMBER!> Nah> Write in
>>36472841Well we fucked up 2 regularly. When we first got the thing we fucked up 3.
>>36472866> CALL THE NUMBER!I'm sorry, but the maid for Mr. Wayne? Hell yeah.
>>36472866>CALL THE NUMBER!Housekeeper for the Wayne summer bungalow? How convenient.
>>36472866Call it. Hit on Robin.
>>36472866> CALL THE NUMBER!
>>36472916Only during his summer retreat. In the meantime, Lumi will have the entire estate to herself as long as she keeps it clean.
>>36472866> CALL THE NUMBER!CALL IT SO HARD
>>36472866>Whoa, such a generous offer when we need it! Maybe we finally got lucky. Yeah. Not a chance in Space, Hell, or the anti-matter dimension.>Seems pretty suspicious. Let's get informed on this "Wayne" person first
>>36472866I rather work for the RAF as one of those telephone operators or something but the Wayne Family pays well....> CALL THE NUMBER!>>36472916Haruna's alright!
>>36472866>> CALL THE NUMBER!And then Alfred proceeds to slap Lumi's shit whenever she returns from superhero hijinks.
>>36472866> CALL THE NUMBER!What could possibly go wrong?I enjoy tempting fate. Makes getting away with it that much sweeter.
>>36472916>>36472919>>36472933>>36472938>>36472944>>36472945You guys would be happy to be paid in fairy gold
>>36472933I remember reading a scan of the issue where they first introduced Robin....It involved people dying by falling off buildings.
Isn't Lumi supposed to be somewhat smart?
>>36472955Who doesn't know of Bruce Wayne, millionaire philanthropist extraordinaire?
>>36472933Robin vs Bomber Pilot....
>>36472866> CALL THE NUMBER
>>36473003plot convenience can inflict brain damage on a whim
>>36473003She's well-read and loves her literature.
>>36472944>Clarissa finds out we're pretty much home alone>Rounds up heroes from all around for a mansion-wide bash>Lumi has to decide whether or not to use her Sinestro Corps powers to break up the rabble and get the house back in order>Turns into a terrific melee after Nazis crash the party
>>36473003She probably couldn't figure out who Superman really is.
>>36472964>Alfredplease noI don't want him to break his shoe kicking our face.I don't want him to do to Lumi what he did to supes.
>>36473019Robin was already our first kiss. Even if we did change history so it never happened...
>>36473006In America? Many people have heard of him.A French girl? Not likely.
>>36473019I will always try for the /u/ boat but I'll vote for dick before Random pilot number 882934
>>36472866>PAID 120$ AN HOUR>1940sFucking rich
>>36473048That reminds me if this Alfred asskicking Alfred does that mean we served in the First World War or the a conflict England fought in before as a young man? My English history is a little lacking can anons help me fill in that gap?
>>36473047Who is Superman, smart guy?Spoilers: it's not Bruce Wayne.
>>36473047Well, Lex Luthor, Barry Allen and many other geniuses couldn't either.
>>36473064He's not a random pilot though. He's someone Lumi knows and was supposed to be a recurring character before Schnell screwed the pooch on it.
>>36473077I'm pretty sure duties include dusting Bruce's collection of oddities in the Batcave and maintaining the grounds, probably in addition to repairing and maintaining the Bat Vehicle Pool.
>>36473104>Screwed the pooch.Yeah! Of course he was supposed to return after a bombing run!
>British job>Pays in dollaI'm suspicious.
>>36473090...Chad from accounting?
Is Batman gonna end up as a yellow lantern by the end of this quest?
>>36473111This is the summer estate, not the regular estate.Unless you're saying there's a summer Batcave.
so how is the situation going on the warfront anyway lately since we've been in space and gemworld, I'm a bit curious.
>>36473135This is Batman were talking about, of course he has one
>>36473115Apparently they still send letters to each other and he has GL Lumi picttures drawn on his Halifax bomber (a piece of shit on wings) >>36473106So he knows show to use a Lee Enflied, Box, and a Webley revolver. Maybe a saber if he was Calvary
>>36473090>it's not Bruce Wayne.Well, I don't know>Dark-aired, muscled man with a strong jaw>Has a company that develop marvel of technology suspiciously more advanced than human technology>Is often absent when people are in dangerThat sounds like Superman to me.>>36473064I like the fact that everyone assume it's goind to be Bruce Wayne, Alfred and Dick.We're in WWII and playing a French girl Green Lantern, people
> CALL THE NUMBER!You rush to a payphone and then quickly dial up the number on the flyer. The opportunity to work for 120$ an hour, and for Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy! Ooooh, you’d be his little bunny any day! You pick up the receiver. “Operator! Get me Bruce Wayne!”“Sure, just a moment.”…You check your watch. This is longer than a moment.…You check your watch again. About ten minutes have passed. You sigh, leaning on the phonebooth wall, waiting, waiting, waiting. It just occurred to you that you’re trying to call Bruce Wayne, who lives in Gotham City, an ocean away. Ugh, this call is going to be expensive. You slam your head on the phone booth wall.Jesus Christ.Finally, a click. “Ah, Mister Wayne! I-““Hel-lo, you HAVE reached Bruce WAYNE’s AU-TO-MA-TED phone service. Bruce Wayne IS NOT AVAILABLE.” Oh for God’s sake. You sigh, then you hear a tapping at your phone booth. You narrow your eyes, be patient. “At THE to-NE, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. This call be CHARGED, based on DISTANCE and time. “Ooh, better make this short.” There’s a tap at the wall again. You roll your eyes.Beep.“Hello, Monsieur Wayne, I’m calling about the-“ The tap is there agagain. You turn around and try to say, “Go away!”But there standing right there is Marvin Nodell, Lieutenant Marvin Nodell of the RAF! He smiles at you, waving his hand and wearing his thick aviator leather jacket.> You can call him later, Monsieur Nodell!> Hold on one second.> Write in
>>36473135It features the Bat-shorts, Bat-Jetski, Bat-Suntan Lotion, Bat-Volleyball, Batmellons and a gift for Robin when he grows up, Batcondoms.
>>36473115>Lancaster is plummeting to the ground after its left wing was ripped apart by a downed Bf-109>Going into death spiral>Everyone else has already bailed, if not shredded by cannon and flak>He's still trying to regain control>There's a small part of his psyche that still hopes something will save him>Right his cockpit slams into a barn, he remembers Lumi's laugh
>>36473135Of course there's a fucking summer batcave.There's probably a batcave in Berlin, Moscow, and Tokyo too, for when Bruce wants to do behind enemy lines shit.
>>36473197> Hold on one second.RAF pilots are not a currency
All this talk of Batman makes me wonder what will happen if Lumi ever finds out who Batman really is and then gets to go to the future again.
>>36473197> Hold on one second.
>>36473197>> You can call him later, Monsieur Nodell!Oui~
>>36473197>> You can call him later, Monsieur Nodell!
>>36473197>Hold on one second.Talk fast Lumi
>>36473197> Write inSignal to Marvin to wait a moment, finish the call, then talk to Marvin.
>>36473131Batman either refuses or is flat-out unable to use any power rings. Green requires you to let go your fear and your grief, and Batman will never do that. He turned down a yellow ring at least once.
>>36473135Well obviously there's a summer Batcave. Where do you think he keeps the Bat-Caravan for when he goes on Bat-cation?>>36473197> Hold on one second.Secure employment first, wooing pilots later
>>36473295>>36473197Also>Hold on one second
>>36473197> You can call him later, Monsieur Nodell!The prodigal husbando returns.>>36473208He's flying a Page Halifax a shitty bomber
>>36473131Well if you go by the comics, there was one time where Bruce held a Green Lantern ring. The first thing he made with it, though, were constructs of his parents, which pretty much disqualified him.Later, a Yellow ring tried to attach itself to him, but it got forced off.
>>36473320There was also another instance where Batman got a Green Lantern ring, used it once, and gave it up. He said it was "too easy."
1. Sinestro2. Robin3. standard /u/boat ships4. Chaselon5. vow chastity power gap9001. RAF pilot
> Hold on one second.You hold up a finger, quickly mouthing off to him, “One second, Monsieur!” He nods, understanding. You return to the phone and quickly say, “Monsieur Wayne, my name is Lumi Berger, I happen to be a French girl in Great Britain with a lot of time on my hands with housekeeping skills and I would be happy to take care of your mansion in your place here in Cornwall, please write to me later, oui? Oui!”With that, the machine says, “This call was ONE MINUTE and SEVEN SECONDS. You will be charged ONE HUNDRED AND TWO DOLLARS OR EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE CURRENCY.” Ah, merde. So this is how Bruce Wayne built his fortune. You roll your eyes, clicking the phone and walking out of the phone booth.You hold out your arms, grinning. “Monsieur Nodell! Marvin!” He pets you on the head, laughing. Then you blink, surprised. “What happened to your face!?”You didn’t notice this earlier, but indeed, he actually has quite the scar on his cheek, almost as if something stabbed right through his face! He points to it, smiling. “Oh, this? It’s nothing, admittedly, it’s the reason why I am here, you see. Was flying the old girl over the Channel, 109s caught us, shrapnel went right through my cheek. They sewed it up right and good though, and I’m home for leave!”You place your hand on his cheek. “Oooh, Monsieur, does it hurt?” He chuckles as he clearly cringes a bit. “It hurts, oui?”“A little bit,” he says. “Just don’t ask me to drink or eat any hot foods or do anything particularly mouth-intensive, right.” You nod. “Jolly good.”> “You should come back to my apartment, we can catch up!”> “Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”> “Well, it was nice seeing you again, see you!”> Write in
>>36473518>> “Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”Let's not move too fast with the boy--maybe just catch up over some Cokes for starters?
>>36473518> “Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”try to finagle a meal out of him
>>36473518>“Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”
>>36473518>“Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”Maybe not the cafe that we used to work at.
>>36473518>“You should come back to my apartment, we can catch up!”Lumi needs her first kiss again.
>>36473518> “Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”Good thing we're not the guy in this relationship.
>>36473575>>36473562>>36473549>>36473547>>36473544order ALL the croissants
>>36473518Go get some snacks, Lumi. You could really go for some strudel right now, couldn't you? And a hamburger. No wait, two hamburgers!
>>36473693Hamburgers?What do you take Lumi for? A german?
Wait. Hold up, hold up. I just caught this but assuming we're hired, did we just turn into Bruce Wayne's summer mansion's French maid?There is not a single stereotype left unstereotyped in that sentence, holy shit.
>>36473062We've literally been to his house before and met him. In the present and future. Have you not been reading this quest?
>>36473778Well, there's nothing in there about dumb blonds. So...
>>36473806still more MAGICAL GIRL lanterns to introduce give it time
>>36473860Is Walker going to be a little girl?
>>36473888There's already a little girl Blue Lantern
> “Shall we go to a café? Have some snacks?”--“Now, me mum was crying the minute she saw the scar,” says Marvin over a cup of tea in a cozy little café. “Father, he didn’t approve of me being a bomber pilot instead of flying one of the Hurricanes or Spitfires like with the Poles. But when he saw what the shrap did to my blooming face, I knew, he must have eaten those words of his.” He smiles as he dips more sugar into his tea, sweetening it considerably. “Of course, it still hurts a little, but nice to know my parents are still supportive.”You nod. “Oui, it is nice to have family in times of crisis.” You sigh, that hit home closer than you thought it would. “How is your bomber?”“Surprisingly, besides the damage to the cockpit, relatively fine!” he says. He takes a sip of his tea, leaning on his stool as he looks about the café. “Even the nose art came out good.”“Nose art?” He blinks, pausing mid-sip. “What is it of?”He looks to you, then says, “Oh, it’s… something the boys made me paint. It’s um…” He shrugs. “Very womanly.” You nod, it must be of Boudica, or perhaps even Joan of Arc! “Yeah, or uh… oui as you say it.”You nod, taking a bite out of a croissant. “I see,” you say. “Do you have a picture of it?”[1/2]
>>36473938[2/2]He shakes his head quickly. “No, no, no, no….” He tilts his head, smiling at you. “Besides which, I didn’t see you at the café. Something happen?” You shrug, taking a sip of your tea. “Lemme guess, laid off?” You nod. “Ah, that’s a shame, I liked you as a waitress. You seemed at home.”You nod. “I was a waitress in my home country in Dunkirk.”“Ah, that explains it,” he says. “I hadn’t held a job meself, I was more of a student. What made you take up a job so young?”“My father was a bit of a drunkard, and we did not have mother to support us, so I just naturally took one,” you say. “Seemed fair.” He nods at that, taking a sip of his tea. “Are you still drawing, Monsieur?”He nods, smiling. “Yeah, unfortunately I left my sketchbook back home, didn’t expect to run into you. Um…” He purses his lips, then eyes you nervously. “So, have things been well?” You tilt your head. “You know.”…Oh, oh! Um… Does he really know?> “I told you, I’m not Green Lantern!”> “Things are fine.”> “Could be better.”> Write in
>>36473963> “Things are fine.”> “Could be better.”Just applied for a cushy job, fingers crossed!
>>36473963>"Is there something on my face, monsieur?"
>>36473963>“Things are fine.”Don't confirm or deny anything.
I', pretty sure Bruce could recognize our voice.He might hire us so we could owe him favors in the future
>>36473963>“Could be better.”No matter what, Lumi's life is pretty bad all around
>>36473963>> “Things are fine.”>> “Could be better.
>>36473963> “Could be better.”"But there's always new opportunities on the horizon!"
>>36474042Wasn't there some handwave that even though it's just a domino mask, the Rings make it so you can't recognize the person wearing it?
>>36473963> “Could be better.”
>>36474076It's fucking Bruce Wayne. He can do anything.Except, you know, save his parents.
>>36474076Sure as hell didn't stop Lumi's dad.Didn't stop a surprising number of people from suspecting it, actually. We should really look into a more fool-proof way of disguising ourselves.Like sunglasses!
>>36474076Knowing the guardians It's probably bypassed by strong will. or if not we are pretty sure he's batman, all we have to do is ask and he could repay the favor
>>36474149What are you talking about? Lieutenant Quattro has nothing to hide!
>>36474076Yeah a lot of the heroes have that kind of thing tossed around.GL has ring voodoo, Supes can fuck around with his facial muscles, Bruce acts like a party animal.This was all stuff said late though, early on it was just kind of, never brought up in any lasting manner that mattered
>>36474199Exactly. Let's see what he has to say about Lumi's track record.Oh, how ilLuminating!
> “Things are fine.”> “Could be better.”You shrug. He knows, ugh… why are you so distinctive!? “Well, Marvin, things are fine, they are fine. I met a few new people here and there. Lost touch with some as well. But you know, I really wish things could be better. I mean, some of these days I feel quite useless.” He frowns at that. “You ever have that feeling?”“Sometimes,” he says. “Sometimes I wonder if things could better for me, for my family, and for England. With all this talk of war, and all this business in flying bombers over the Channel, into enemy territory, the faint thought that I might not come back. It’s frightening sometimes.” You nod, folding your arms. “Lumi, you must understand that sometimes life will not hand you everything you want. But that doesn’t mean you should take it in the face.” He points to his own face, at his scar. “Like I did.”You grunt. “What then, Marvin?”“Well, Lumi, I know you can be a great person. You are a great person.” You smile at that, blushing a bit and swelling in pride. “Don’t ever let them call you useless. To me, you’re just like the Green Lantern.”You wave your hand at him. “Ooh, stop!” He laughs. “You are embarrassing me, Marvin!”“Take it as you will,” he says. “I know you believe me.”Oh, you do, a little bit. You do.--The both of you walk out of the café. “Well, I should be going, Lumi. It’s been nice to see you again.” He pats you on the head, smiling. “Take care of yourself, okay?” You nod.> Hug him> Wave goodbye> Kiss him on the cheek> Write in
>>36474378> Hug himRobin or Clarissa get first kiss.
>>36474378> Wave goodbye
>>36474378>Kiss him on the cheekDon't forget to write
>>36474378>Hug himLet's go with the middle of the road.
>>36474378>> Hug him
>>36474378>> Hug him>> Kiss him on the cheek
>>36474378> Hug himwhisper to him hail hydra
>>36474378> Hug him> Kiss him on the cheek
>>36474378>>Hug him>> Kiss him on the cheekWhy not both?
>>36474378>> Hug him>> Kiss him on the cheekKnowing Lumi will do both
>>36474434Goddamit, it's so stupid but I'm putting a second vote up for this.
>>36474378> Kiss him on the cheek
>>36474378>> Hug him>> Kiss him on the cheek>Kiss him on his scar and ask if the pain went away like how you mom kissed your boo-boos away?
>>36474434We're not even in that universe...seconding this
>>36474523Lumi doesn't know the patented Mommy trick to curing boo boos.
>>36474543Probably watch how other moms did it. Also didn't she had her mother when little then died later in life?
>>36474601No, she went to the Mommy hospital that's very far away.
>>36474601Mama Berger died giving birth to Lumi.Papa Berger was never the same since.
>>36474530Multiverse fuckery may have blended the universes a bit. Who's to say that there isn't a webslinger in New York that would just love to make an impression on our little Green Lantern?
>>36474378>Kiss him on the cheek
>>36474640>Magical Spider Girl Petra!
>>36474640Wouldn't Marvel Lumi be in the Nova Corps, in that case? They're the analogue to the GL Corps in the Marvel universe, aren't they?
>>36474674That would honestly be super cool
>>36474661That's Spider-Gwen, Anon
>>36474674Perhaps--Cosmic Marvel isn't exactly my forte, so I can't fully comment on that, though.I'd imagine Nova Corpsman Berger is a bit more of a hardass than Lantern Berger.
>>36474748that or she'd be dead.The Nova Corps have been wiped out twice IIRC
>>36474773What about Star Lord Berger?
> Hug him> Kiss him on the cheekYou wrap your arms around him. Then, you stand on your tiptoes, and gently plant a kiss on his good cheek. He smiles, a hint of pink to his cheeks as you stand down. “Aw, thanks, Lumi. Needed that.” He pats your cheek gently. “Good luck, okay?” You nod, and with that he turns around, walking away.Ah, oui, RAF pilots.You clench your thighs a bit, grinning stupidly. Oooh lala~…--You open up the door to your apartment, yawning. Steel barks, happily trying to crawl up your leg. “Aw, who’s a little Schteel.” You lift up him up, nuzzling his nose happily. At least you’ve got something to look forward to. Hopefully you get the job! You feel like a shower is in order! You place Steel down on your bed, and hand him a bone. He hastily starts chewing and gnawing at it while you strip down, a simple task thanks to the fact that your dress and your underwear are actually constructs.Your ring beeps. Huh? You open the door to your bathroom. Better not be Salaak again or-[1/2]
>>36474773Not like that's never happened to the Lanterns
>>36474801[2/2]--You fall down on a hard rock floor. You quickly project up your magical uniform, quickly looking around to see what’s what. Around stand dozens of alien women, in very… VERY… skimpy clothing, very skimpy violet clothing! What- What is-“Our newest Star Sapphire has brought forth her true love!” All the girls cheer, throwing their arms in the air.What.You look up to see Clarissa, looking around nervously, in an outfit that screams complete whore. You glare at her, and she looks at you, nervously. “Ehehehe… hi, GL.”You narrow your eyes at her. “What is going on!?”She quickly walks up to you. “Listen, I found Tomar-Re, but uh…” She holds up a Violet ring. “Look, can you just play along with me for a second?” she says quickly. “These guys mean business, and I mean business like robber baron Andrew Carnegie business and that’s business you do not want to tangle with!”> “No!”> “… fine.”> Write in
>>36474828> “… fine.”we've never said no her yet.reminder that Lumi is canon straight by word of GS
>>36474828>“… fine.”Any chance they are going to help us out?
>>36474828>> “… fine.”
>>36474828> “… fine.”A perfect opportunity to take more rings.
>>36474828....So the entire Sapphire Corp are all lesbians?
>>36474828fine.but really go with it
>>36474828>“… fine.”More power rings, the better
>>36474929nah, just yandere
>>36474828>Star Sapphire CorpsUh oh.Wait, where's Carol?> “… fine.”
>>36474994Human canon lanterns are largely a non thing here
>>36474929It's not that they're lesbians, it's just they feed off Love, in all its myriad forms. Love gained, Love lost, Love unrequited--all of it powers their rings. Thing is, that love tends to corrupt the owner and see Love as the conquering element of conflict above all else.
>Sinestro would destroy Clarissa with her fear of everyone rejecting her for being gay (this is the 40s after all).So only Lumi should take on Sinestro.... or just seduce Thaal
>>36474828>Help.. with.. what?You guys realize this could turn her into a psycho far worse than any of the red lanterns right?
>>36475135not if she dose it willingly.Only the involuntary ones go crazy
>>36475135It could, but at the same time Violet is one of the more powerful colors on the emotional spectrum. It just also happens to be highly unstable, just like Red.
>>36475135the /u/ boats must never learn of the rock candy
>>36475135She's asking us to play along. She's in a tight spot and probably wants to find a way to escape with Tomar-Re.
Does this mean that Clarissa will keep the outfit for her arsenal.
>>36475209But wont she go nuts if we give in? She'll be filled with "love" and lose her fucking mind.
>>36475220she is American
>>36475220Possibly. I hope it gets a better description than simply she looks like a whore.
> “… fine.”You pick up the ring. “Fine.” You whisper to her. “But you will explain everything to me later, you understand?” She nods quickly, nervous, uncharacteristically nervous. You take off your Green Ring, then quickly slip on the Violet Ring.Surprisingly, your outfit is not quite as slutty as theirs. It is just a short violet nightgown with a domino mask.…And that’s it. You feel around your hips and your shoulders, feeling no bands or wire or anything indicating that you’re wearing anything underneath. There is QUITE a draft. Oh Jesus Christ, if your father could see you now he’d give you a whipping or two. “Wow,” says Clarissa. She grins. “You look nice-“ You plant a piece of violet tape over her mouth.Then out of the crowd of the aliens, comes forth a mighty blue woman, much like the Guardians in fact except much more shapely and beautiful… quite beautiful. You feel like… like…You feel strange, something in your heart is telling you something.“Welcome to the Star Sapphire Corps,” she announces. “I am Queen Aga’po. We are protectors and sentinels of the most purest emotion of the spectrum: love. We welcome you among our kind.” You blink. Love… “Clarissa here, our second newest member, has apparently summoned you, for you are her true love.”You blink, wait, what? You look to her.Clarissa coughs, blushing. “Uh, ring must be malfunctioning.” Yeah, that must be it. “Uh, listen, Agatha.”“Aga’po,” says the Queen.“Yeah, Chin’po,” says Clarissa. “Look, as nice and uh… lovely your… your Corps is. We can’t stay Star Sapphires, and you can’t keep Tomar-Re locked up in there!” Aga’po motions to you, and Clarissa looks to you, blinking. She furrows her brow, then glares at Aga’po. “Look, you can’t sway me like that! I-“ Clarissa looks to you again. “I-“ She holds her head, screaming. “AAAHHH! MY HEAD!” She runs through the crowd, tackling several Star Sapphires out of the way. “I NEED TO GET THIS RING OFF!” she screams.[1/2]
>>36475229Clarissa is competent, unlike Lantern Berger
>>36475244Aga’po sighs, then looks to you. “I have observed you briefly before you arrival, ‘Lumi’.” Oh, she knows your name? “The Star Sapphire Corps does indeed have your friend Tomar-Re here, but we ask only that you stay a while.”You feel a bit dizzy. You, you would love that, staying with them. They seem so hospitable.Aga’po places her hand on your shoulder. “We ask that you only bring your true love here, so we can preserve them forever and ever.”… you…This-…“I…” You hold up your ring. Monsieur Nodell, and… and Robin, and… Sinestro, and-…Your ring projects forth a portal. No! Wait- No!“She’s summoning her great love!” screams a Sapphire. They all gather together, awaiting.But… you want to be loved!You want love!> Roll 1d20 to resist temptation! (Best of three)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36475266AI YO
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36475266love is over
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36475266Don't fuck this up, Lumi!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36475266
>>36475276I think we all saw this coming.
>>36475276Somehow I knew exactly what I was going to roll.
>>36475276HAHAHAHAHAHA!Clarissa goes nuts in 5,4,3,2,1
>>36475276..... It better be Thaal. He's the only one that could help atm
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36475276Lumiere Berger at her finest, everybody.
>>36475276I'm sorry but this is bullshit.Not even PPQ has this many shitty rolls
>>36475307It'd be great if it was Clarissa with 1. It would solve this whole issue.>>36475324She just wanted to be loved.
>>36475280woo, last of the three is the best
>>36475276d20 with crits ladies and gentlemen
>>36475276Guys, you all forgot about our Agent Orange costume. That's a crit success.
>>36475359We're not wearing it anon
>>36475359they put us in slutshapphire outfit
>>36475359Lumi got a star sapphire costume the moment she put on the ring.
>Sinestro saves usThis session is gold.>>36475359We're not wearing it.
>>36475359But we're not in our orange costume. We're have a nightgown of +5 flashing.
>>36475350That's the power of love.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQIf it's unrequited.. Lumi goes nuts..Lumi and Clarissa going batshit soon.>>36475359We're wearing the sapphire uniform right now.
>>36475337then we'd be slut sapphire mind slaves
I hope Clarissa is ok
>>36475276We should summon Red
>>36475276Might just be me, but I'm staying to enjoy these failuresMust be Stockholms Syndrome
>inb4Schteel the dog
>>36475410According to other anons it's when it's not accepted.. so.. if summoning someone else isn't that.. I don't know what is."fine" just ruined the everything.
>>36475371>>36475378>>36475381>>36475383>>36475386>>36475387Oh, right. I must have skipped that line. It could still pull for the battery, though~ It's probably the only option Clarissa wouldn't hate us for, which admittedly makes it more like wishful thinking.
>>36475422I like it
>>36475450Walkies. Whole situation is defused.Or.. Clarissa goes crazy because we love a dog more than her.
time to get really mad at us failing all these saves and become red lantern.Then we become a symbol of hope, you cant fuck up as bad as us.we then want to use our power to help people and trigger indigo
Lumi fucks up important stuff only.
>>36475499We're kinda already using our powers to help people.
> CRITICAL FAILUREYes, you want to bring forth your true love! Your greatest love! You put forth all your power into the portal. It roars to life, forming a great wormhole which towers over all of you. Wind rushes past you all, blinding your eyes. Clarissa comes back out of the crowd, flashing green and Violet wearing both her Green Ring and Violet Ring, obviously struggling. “GL! Noo!” she screams. She rushes at you, and the other Star Sapphires immediately grab her and hold her down.“She must!” yell the Star Sapphires.Queen Aga’po smiles. “Her true love cometh forth!”And out walks Thaal Sinestro. He looks to you, surprised. “Lumi…” he says quietly. Thaal! THAAL! You rush to him, hugging him.“I love you, Thaal!” you scream. He stands there, in shock.Then Monsieur Marvin Nodell pops out of the portal. “Ugh…” He stands up, then looks around. “Oh, oh dear.” You snap out of your love-induced trance. Wait. That shouldn’t happen. All the other Star Sapphires look around, confused. Even Queen Aga’po looks a bit distressed.Then Robin flies out of the portal, landing next to Marvin. He stands up, then looks around. “… oh jeez, not again.” Batman comes walking in after as well. “Batman, it’s happened again!”Batman nods, then looks around. “I’m Batman, sorry to disturb you all.”“What’s going on!?” yells a Star Sapphire. Doctor Fate and the Atom fly through, landing on their rears. Then Salaak, who lands on his face. Kilowog is thrown through, landing and piling on top of a bunch of Sapphires.Queen Aga’po looks to you. “You need to stop this.” You look to your ring, and shake your hand.“I-…” You blink, so many things are flowing through your mind. “I can’t!” Suddenly, the earth shakes. “… what was that?” you ask.Clarissa points up to the sky. “Look!”It appears, that Mogo has arrived, and is now on collision course with the planet.> MOGO CANNOT DECELERATE FAST ENOUGH.… oh merde.
We're gonna summon Nodell, Robin, and Sinstro all at once aren't we?
>>36475499Indigo is kind of unique, in that the people who get indigo rings are the people who need it the most, not the people who are the most empathetic or willing to lend aid to others.
>>36475522Well. This is the best failure ever. Lumi is spectacularly bad.
>>36475522>We summoned everybody important to us.aww...
>>36475522Geez Lumi, that's some top class lobe you got there
please let it be the orange lantern. i love it most of all because it IS MINE!
>>36475522Congratulations, Lumi. You've killed two planets.
>>36475522Wow.Love does transcend time and space.
>>36475522Sinestro was first Clarissa popping up would have been cool too. Give her Hope.
>>36475522Perhaps they might have been best served if they had The Talk with Lumi before they asked her to bring her True Love forth. Honestly, I think that this shows that Lumi is really emotionally fucked up and doesn't even know what all that stuff is.
>>36475522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEq4tXATjrwSorry for the late session guys but hopefully we got through enough for tonight. Tomorrow will be a thread of Strike Witches of Gallia. Hope you all enjoyed.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelAsk at: ask.fm/GermanSchteelSee you next time.
>>36475522...Did we just bad end the quest? Unfortunate, but not terribly surprising I suppose.
>>36475579It still wish it summoned Larfleeze instead. I mean, I know we want to kill him, but he is holding our Lantern.
>>36475579thanks for the threadLumiXSinestro 5ever
>>36475579Thanks for the thread! How much are you enjoying these dice rolls?
>>36475522This was a good failure. I love it!
>>36475589If Mogo can't reverse course, then yes. Lumi's love will have killed everyone and herself, on top of two whole planets and an entire lantern corps.This is the worst.
>>36475579I really have to applaud you for that ending.Probably the best ending to a session I've ever seen.
>>36475579Thanks for the thread SchteelSee you next timeI liked the hamburger thing you did the other day.
>>36475579Great job Lumi, you killed everyone.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36475522>"I'm Batman, sorry to disturb you all."Oh goddamit, Bruce.>>36475579>Lumi did into Harem EndingAs it should be. Awesome run as always, Schteel!
>>36475589Nah, it'll continue. I'm not going to end the Quest based on a 1.>>36475597I didn't say the portal STOPPED sending people through.>>36475603These rolls seem to be quite intent on dictating story and I love the direction they're going for. They're a better editor for me than anyone else.
>>36475621Lumi isn't even in love with anyone. This is just everyone she sorta cares about.
>>36475616>Queen Aga’po smiles. “Her true love cometh forth!”>And out walks Thaal Sinestro. He looks to you, surprised. “Lumi…” he says quietly. Thaal! THAAL! You rush to him, hugging him.>“I love you, Thaal!” you scream. He stands there, in shock.Best ship confirmedall other ships sunkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38
>>36475639Lumi's got issues.
>>36475637Will it pull Clarissa through? Rouge? Schteel? The orange Lantern?
>>36475639But it did start with people she loved.Lumi just has the heart of a magical girl and loves everything.
>>36475639All those people saw her in those slut clothes.
Rolled 6 (1d20)Something very interesting to note: Chaselon did not come through that portal.
>>36475679SPACE WHORES ARE CORRUPTING OUR NAIVE NUBILE SEXY SEXY CHILDREN
>>36475679Must have ruined a lot of people for marriage.
>>36475679A nightie with no underwear, and she summoned EVERYONE.Lumi is going to throw herself into self-imposed exile out of mortal embarrassment.
>>36475697He's at the end of the list
>>36475637And yet few, if any, of those rolls have actually enabled her to be a hero.
So, dangerously competent in yellow, crazy but competent in orange, comically incompetent in green and apocalyptically incompetent in violet.And currently going commando in front of (soon to be) everyone she cares about.Poor Lumi.
>>36475668It'll pull through most everyone she cares about.
>>36475712>A nightie with no underwearI need something art of this, plus slut eyes. No slut is complete without heart pupils.
>>36475758Papa? Mama's corpse?
>>36475760next Decu drawthread can't come soon enoughadd Sinestro to the request and Decu cannot resist
>>36475746>apocalyptically incompetent in violetYou think the Sapphires will start actual assessments when handing out a ring after this?
>>36475814It'd be a good fucking idea.
>>36475746Man, now I'm imagining her pulling on the other two rings just in time to smack Larfleeze with an exceptionally oversized hammer.
>>36475814When people think "true love," they normally don't think "Mogo."
>>36475792Mogo appears above like Majora's Moon?
>>36475814>implying they won't promote Lumi to Predator host"Sapphire Berger. Your love is a shining example to all other Sapphires. Your heart is as open as your legs!"
>>36475836Lumi is one special girlI bet the SS are at least a little impressed
>>36475836Yeah, but most people also have a concept of "love" to be held "true". Really, this is Schteel's fault. If Lumi had the capacity to conceptualize Clarissa's interest, this wouldn't have happened.
>>36475840>voyeur Mogo>but Mogo saw everythingthis should be a thing
>>36475852Honor Guard even.
>>36475852>Lumi with the power of The PredatorThat's almost as terrifying as Lumi playing host to Parallax.
>>36475814If Lumi manages to inspire the beings of the marvel universe who go around randomly handing out cosmic power to people on spurious bases to actually do basic background and competency checks, she might actually have the greatest positive influence of any single being in the entire multiverse.
>>36475860Agreed. Clarissa and Lumi would have been a fantastic pairing. Schteel shotdown a best.
>>36475860Lumi is Clarissa's true love. That doesn't currently mean Clarissa is Lumi's true love yet.
>>36475522So, based on this failure and how she summoned multiple people, Lumi really is a goddamn slut.
>>36475883>>36475882/u/boats do not surrender. They must be sunk
>>36475852Really? I figured they be trying to play keepaway as long as possible while justifying it as a "our fates can never meet" romance out of sheer pants shitting terror.
>>36475901love is irrational
>>36475889That or she has no true concept of love yet. When the Sapphires said "summon your true love," she didn't know what that meant, so she's summoning everyone important to her. Expect Red Tornado to show up and see a nude Lumiere.>>36475924And that's the weakness of the Star Sapphires. Love doesn't listen to reason.
>>36475932>And that's the weakness of the Star Sapphires. Love doesn't listen to reason.What happened today probably sobered them all up fast.
Red and Clarissa is the goat /u/ pairingscissor me timbers while they both think of LumiSilver medal ship best ship
>>36475953>love means never having to say you're sorry, or listen to reason, or learn from mistakes..He didn't mean to hit me officer he love! He didn't mean to run over my face with the pick up truck! I was asleep in the drive way! I was out of control! He had to! I gave him no choice!
So...We got greenorangeyellowpinkSeen bluewill kill and steal later, right?
>>36476454It probably won't come to that
>>36476454Together, we are captain earth!
>>36475244>Chin'poI saw what you did there and I chuckled.