You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are currently sitting in a Jeep, next to a snorting, nervous horse, the lunatic SAS trooper mounted on said horse, and the vehicle-sized air of affront rolling off the tiny eye-talian girl standing near the Motor Landing Craft's bow ramp as it surges gamely towards Barin's shoreline at a sedate something something knots. You look into the back of the Jeep, where The Sanyan is lying, fast asleep, her entire curled-up form buried in your flight jacket. You've started to nounify her - The One Sanyan, to bring them all and in the d'aaaw bind them, or something - because she's been almost completely unresponsive since she fell asleep against you in Eddington Strip's alert shack. When you tried to rouse her up she did that limp thing cats do when they don't want to be picked up, so you settled for carrying her to a borrowed jeep for the ride back to Barin. The helms... swain-boat-pilot-steery oh who gives a fuck is undergoing some fascinating facial contortions, much like a man who desperately wants to swear and/or attempt homocide, but dares not sully the image of the Royal Navy in front of barbarians such as Italians, Americans and Army pukes (in roughly that order.) He seems to be settling for a ruddy-faced hatebeam broadcast from his faintly vibrating mustache as he glares at the massive bulk of the Hercules, its many, many, MANY engines muttering idly as it oh-so-slowly taxis through the straight seperating Barin from the English shore. Looks like you've got some time to kill.>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK>HEY EYE-TALIAN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY!>Ask the... royal navy guy what his actual job description is. Also about War Stuff. Pilots are too busy to read newspapers. That's for peasants!
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKSPILL BRO
>>36451919>>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKwhat the fuck, man?
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIT'S BACK!
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKcrazy bastard!
>>36451919>>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKWhat no chibi tanks?
>>36451919Order a mug of beer from Paddy.
>>36451919I knew bothering you on Twitter was a good idea!>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKYeah like what's the deal with your PA-- *knifed*
>>36451919[x] Knock up Sanya
>>36452039Does it matter? Paddy is Paddy and Beer is Beer.
>>36451919>>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK>The helms... swain-boat-pilot-steery oh who gives a fuckkek
>>36451919>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>36451919>Ask the... royal navy guy what his actual job description is. Also about War Stuff. Pilots are too busy to read newspapers. That's for peasants!We are far to isolated on the isle of madness.
>>36451919>>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKYeah, this.
>>36452043Don't worry, we currently own his knife.>>36452048>mfw you will probably do that at some point>mfw this does not mean what you think it means>mfw Americans call ceiling-brights "lightbulbs"
>>36452108>Calling lightbulbs "ceiling-brights"fap angel confirmed for injun
>>36452048Sorry, that position (heh) is reserved for Minna.Speaking of though, does Sanya have a BF?
>>36452155Sanya is of homosexual comrade
>>36452155She has a girlfriend. It's complicated.
>>36452108>mfw shenanigans this early in the threadYESTHIS PLEASES CHEN-EMIAH GOTTWALDAlso Gensou Shoujo Taisen Ei>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DgRJvxgBhA
>>36452155She's like 13 and hounded by an obnoxious lesbian
>>36452175Explain Katya and her mom then
>>36452204Gay people can do IVF and get donor sperm just like everyone else?
>>36452204Having a heterosexual relationship was a passing, experimental phase that ended up with a mistake being made.
>>36452155Minna and Cupcake share. There's not another arm or shoulder for Sanya to cuddle against.Unless she sleeps with Cupcake.
>>36452221>Katya's mom>Sanya's mistakeError: Stack OverflowDoes not compute
>>36452221Did you just fucking call Katya a mistake you mother fucker? You done just fucked up now. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class as a Marine Sniper and I have over 900 confirmed kills you're dead son you're fucking dead you don't even know the world of hurt you've opened i can trace your IP through the internet and turn your box into a bomb. You don't think that's possible? Watch me kill you you fucking punk don't you dare besmirch the name of Katya you son of a bitch how are you doing today man? I'm doing fine. it's been pretty tough with the weather, but i think i can manage. Have you called your mother lately? She misses you quite terribly. We miss you quite terribly. I love you son.
>>36452175>>36452187I forget, has this actually been confirmed in quest? You know how planefag can be with SW canon.
You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are currently sitting in a Jeep, next to a snorting, nervous horse, the lunatic SAS trooper mounted on said horse, and the vehicle-sized air of affront rolling off the tiny eye-talian girl standing near the Motor Landing Craft's bow ramp as it surges gamely towards Barin's shoreline at a sedate something something knots. You look into the back of the Jeep, where The Sanyan is lying, fast asleep, her entire curled-up form buried in your flight jacket. You've started to nounify her - The One Sanyan, to bring them all and in the d'aaaw bind them, or something - because she's been almost completely unresponsive since she fell asleep against you in Eddington Strip's alert shack. When you tried to rouse her up she did that limp thing cats do when they don't want to be picked up, so you settled for carrying her to a borrowed jeep for the ride back to Barin. The helms... swain-boat-pilot-steery oh who gives a fuck is undergoing some fascinating facial contortions, much like a man who desperately wants to swear and/or attempt homocide, but dares not sully the image of the Royal Navy in front of barbarians such as Italians, Americans and Army pukes (in roughly that order.) He seems to be settling for a ruddy-faced hatebeam broadcast from his faintly vibrating mustache as he glares at the massive bulk of the Hercules, its many, many, MANY engines muttering idly as it oh-so-slowly taxis through the straight separating Barin from the English shore.
>>36452221Oh you have made me mad now boy! Katya is not a mistake!
>>36452420Looks like you've got some time to kill. “Hey,” you say to Paddy, who's patting his nervous steed's neck. The animal doesn't seem to like the feeling of swells beneath his feet. “I was wondering about something.”“Eh?” he asks cheerfully, leaning forward to rub under the horse's mane. “Yeah.” You slide your eyes over to the horde of chibitanks, which are sitting stacked atop one another, quite silent, in the rear of the transport. “What in the ACTUAL FUCK was all that shit about?” “Oh. We were testing the tinytanks out in field-mobile trials. The Russkies were messing with tele-tanks early in the war, I hear, but they needed a command tank a few hundred yards behind it, which wasn't very effective. A witch is a lot better protected and should have better range, so they wanted to see how far Heidi could push, eh?” You nod, prompting him to continue. “They also wanted to see if the controlling Witch could keep up with a mobile advance, or something like that. And...” Paddy cuts his eyes at the Navy man dramatically, who gives him a squint so salty you can taste it. Paddy smirks and continues without dropping his voice. “After someone tried to kill you at that awards shindig, they decided Heidi and other high-value assets ought to have a bodyguard.”“Really!?” you snap. “Then why didn't Sa-”“Nobody figures she needs one, with you around,” Paddy says airily. “Something about an inverted strafing run against surface craft, or something.” He waves this away, clearly unimpressed with this artsy-fartsy airdale shit. “Anyways, yeah, mobility, and stuff, hard to get a Jeep anymore without stealing one and the ground's so soft, so... I found a horse.”You nod, as if this makes perfect sense and you're not suspicious at all. “And the hunting horn? And the *jacket!?*”“Neon samurai?” he asks pointedly. “..... ah,” you say as understanding dawns.
>>36451919>>Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKAww yes we SWQ
>>36452399I think it was, but don't quote me on that.
>>36452399I used to be delighted with how paranoid poor Ghost was that I'd drop some sort of bomb in SWQ that would give him trouble with canon in SWQ '89. But then he revealed super-detailed plans for any and all possible curveballs I could throw at him, and it lost its luster.... and then he started revealing contingency plans for awful, awful things I'd never in a million years considered doing, and it became scary to contemplate the kind of things he believed me capable of.
>>36452388LAUGHING WITH BRUISED RIBS HURTS. OW.
>>36452221>Katya>MistakePic related, it's what they'll find on your corpse.>>36452509Frankly, I'm not surprised.
It LIVES!This >Ask the... royal navy guy what his actual job description is. Also about War Stuff. Pilots are too busy to read newspapers. That's for peasants!Follow by: >Hey, Paddy? I was just wondering um like uh WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKWe got time to kill and don't want to poke miss nutcracker
>>36452509Hey I don't blame him.
>>36452509I'm guessing that included a plan for ded Sanya? Dead before she has a child?
>>36452175I thought Sanya and what's her face were close friends or one sided at best in this universe.
>>36452509>and it became scary to contemplate the kind of things he believed me capable of.Ya gotta plan for every situation.
>>36452509I can't say I blame him. Now you need to live up to his expectations.
>>36452509>Ghost instilling the fear in the planefagIt was bound to happen.>>36452388I dunno if I should be scared or laughing because of the twist at the end
>>36452509So is Sanya and Finland girl gay for each other in this universe? I thought they were just friends though I came in the latter portion of the story and the fact she's like 11 or 12 so I can't imagine having relationships like that least not yet.
>>36452599The Finn's a lez for sure, but the Adorable Cossack Never Asked For This.
After how many years? I finally get to be live on a SWQ thread. Only way this can get any better is if the Fap Angel finally restarts AWIY.No vote prompt means waiting for next slice, so, waiting...
>>36452629Thought she was Bi considering the ring incident with Young's parents and how she sometimes flirted with him
>>36452249Minna will bounce Sanya up and down on Young so long as Sanya remembers Young belongs to Minna.
>>36452653>AWiY>RunningHope you kept up with your daily offerings to the Moriya Shrine man.
>>36452629We should totally set her up with someone nice....crap, do we actually know anyone that's nice?
>>36452705>impying the /u/boats would allow flithy dick to touch pure couple
>>36452705We probably have friends in the USAAF besides the two bozos that pilot with us. I'm worried about the cold war though more since Stalin's Iron curtain will make it extremely difficult to get in contact with Sanya and Fin girl again
>>36452705Do you know where you are?Anyone nice would have already left the Warp-twisted hellscape known only as Barin.
>>36452725>Implying /u/ boats have much say here.>implying their not focused on Germanschnell;s SW quest.
>>36452705Eila and Nipa, and Sanya and Young.
>>36452725Now you're just adding reasons to do it.There's got to be a nice guy somewhere on this godforsaken rock.
>>36452770What about that guy's who's related to the american witch with the big tits?
>>36452629>>36452705No, she Asked For This, but she's a little girl in a time where homosexuality was a big no-no dealing with an aggressive partner.She LIKES Eila, but she doesn't know what the fuck. She's trying to figure everything out.
>>36452658Insane Pilot can't even figure out which control yoke to yank while in the air. How in the hell do you expect him to bounce another Witch? Young is literally Shirou levels of dense and would require the woman literally jumping him in the baths.Or he cheats on best waifu Black Widow and flies another plane the sexual deviant.
>>36452770>Implying mechanics aren't nice peopleOh who am I kidding? I've seen into the future anyway huehue
>>36452784She did, since when. I admit it's been awhile since I reread this story but I do not quite recall that happening?
>>36452784Specifically, she's at a time where Stalin would more than happily execute her, her family, and anyone connected to them, for being 'deviant'.
>>36452765>EilaWho do you think we're trying to get her away from?>NipaWho?>SanyaI don't think Selfcest is possible, even with magic.>Young>Wanting Yandere Minna to exterminate the base.ISHYGDDT
>>36452783What part of "throws .50 cal shells into the campfire in his buddy's tent as a joke" strikes you as nice?
>Paddy being Heidi's boyguardThen wouldn't that make Young Minna's?
>>36452828Flip the roles around a bit bro. Minna is more like Young's keeper, actually.
>>36452824If i'm not wrong that is not exactly lethal. Ammo that doesnt get a chance to accelerate thru a barrel can't hurt you too much...
>>36452801Remember when she got so mad at the banquet because Eila was hanging off Young's arm and flirting with him? Why she ran off to the mainland to begin with? That joke Eila was playing actually hurt her.
You stare into the sullen, brooding overcast that's socking in most of New Anglia as the MLC slowly putters around the Hercules's stern. The insanely massive craft is finally drawing even with Barin's runway. You and Paddy duck with a curse as the propwash from the multiple engines kicks up a sea spray in your eyes. “What's the deal with that goddamned thing, anyways?” you snap.“I thought you'd know,” Paddy snorts. “You're the one that made a big ruckus by jumping that shark-plane... thing over it.” “Yeah, I got kind of busy right after that,” you mention. “All I know is that my folks hitched a ride on it to the award ceremony.” “They're making noise about it being an anti-submarine initiative,” Paddy says, peeking over the gunwale at the titanic seaplane. “I thought they had that iceberg carrier for that crap, though. And I've got no idea what it does against the Martians.”“Speed!” the Navy man shouts over the laboring engine of the little boat. “Against the U-Boats you could catch'em coming to or from the sub-pens in Normandy or the North Sea, at least. Little green men don't bother with subs much but with that orbital drop capacity of theirs, there's really nowhere that's safe from a surprise attack.” He shakes his head. “Hey, Yank, you're the one that nailed those motor boats going for that battlewagon, right?” He jerks his thumb at the mighty gunmetal-gray bulk of the California, her masts visible over the rising rocky crags of Barin's shoreline.
>>36452856Ever heard of a toe-popper?
>>36452822>he cant understand commasTwo pairings there. I'm suggesting we have the finn go with another finn, and Sanya go with Young.
>>36452890>Hercules>Anti-SubBloody Britta--Er, Americans
>>36452108>Don't worry, we currently own his knife.Hey planefag didn't we ALSO steal David Stirling's knife from that block of cheese after we tipped the fridge on him? Now we have a complete set!When Paddy asks for his knife back we give him Dave's by mistake. OI MATE WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?>>36452449>Something about an inverted strafing run against surface craft, or something.” I tried doing this with a Tigercat, I can't fly for SHIT upside down. Especially using mouse joystick controls because regular mouse controls try to flip the plane over automatically.None of this matters though because landing craft in warthunder are apparently made of fucking unobtainium. 400 20mm hispano shells, equal or greater number of .50cal bullets and I just barely managed to set one on fire and NOT kill it. Gaijin plz.
>>36452856It's not the bullet that flies off, it's the sharp, shredded casing. Might not be lethal, but it can definitely fuck you up.
>>36452798Mechanics are great guys, but they're a bit rough for Sanyan. Not to mention most of them are on the older side. Maybe some sort of paperwork guy?
>>36452863The one where Young and Sanya played each other like a brother sister couple to mess with the reporters? Also I thought it was for different reasons and that she kissed a German
>>36452890“One and the same.” “Eh,” he says, his mustache bristling in acknowledgment. “Nasty little things. They use a hydrofoil. Easy to see coming, easier to strafe, but they move at sixty, seventy goddamned knots, they've got insane range and they're even guided.” He shakes his head. “And you can fit a lot of 'em into a Martian drop pod, you see? Crossing the pond these days, faster is better.” He jabs his finger irritably at the bulk of the Hercules. “And that thing's a mite faster than any ship, now.” The MLC grinds to a halt on the sandy beach of Barin, and the ramp drops with a loud splash. “SPAAAAAAARKLE STAAAATION!” the Navy man shouts dramatically. “ERRYONE GIT THE FUCK OFF MY BOAT!” “HI-HO SIIIIILVER!” Paddy declares, his horse rearing for no good goddamned reason. “AWAAAAAAY!” >lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand today>SOUNDS LIKE A RACE
>>36452939>lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand today
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACELETS FUCKING GO GO GO!
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACE
>>36452939>>SOUNDS LIKE A RACEWhy is this even up for a vote?
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACEBROOM BROOM BROOM
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACEFUCK THE POLICE
>>36452822>Wanting Yandere Minna to exterminate the base.>not wanting yandere minna
>SOUNDS LIKE A RACE
>>36452939>>lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand todayThat sound is the sound of sanity rushing away from ys
>>36452933I figured that in SWQ-Barin, there would at least be a temperemental young mechanic who would be the basis of Katya's Mom's serious nature
>>36452939>>lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand today
>>36452939>>lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand todaySEE, we Can TOTALLY be responsible
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACEI'VE GOT THE NEEDTHE NEED FOR SPEED>>36452911>He can't state he's trying to pair them up.What was that Sun Tzu said about orders, commanders, and blame?Point still stands, It's a great way to turn this into When the Witches Cry.
>>36452971Yandere is worst, followed closely by tsundere. >>36452939>lets not get the jeep stuck todayThere's been enough crazy today already.
>>36452939>>lets not get the jeep stuck in the sand todayHere's goes one of the sane votes.
>>36452939>SOUNDS LIKE A RACEAll of these pussy votes for non-racing
>>36452939>Shout "SOUNDS LIKE A RACE"then>drive sedately>let's not get the jeep stuck in the sand today
>>36452999BUT DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT MACHINE FOR THE JOB??
>>36453018THIS. SO MUCH THIS.THE TWIST WILL CATCH THE PA*knifed* OFF-GUARD
>>36452993I could see it going either way. The temperamental young mechanic, or the quiet, bookish secretary type.
>>36453116>The temperamental young mechanic, or the quiet, bookish secretary typeMan, it's so SWQ canon it hurts. Both archetypes fit well with Katya's Mom.
You grin at Paddy and crank the starter, firing up the Jeep with a nice throaty roar as you gun the accelerator. “TONTO DEFEAT HAIRY WHITE MAN IN PONY RACE TO FRONT DOOR!” “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW” Paddy exclaims as he jumps his steed onto the ramp and charges up the beach. You floor the throttle, the wheels slipping a bit on the wet decking before it lunges clear over the ramp and hits the waterlogged sand with a SPLOOSH! You hear a murmur from the back as Sanya bounces about a little, then falls silent. The Jeep has amazing torque and you're needing all of it to sloooowly claw your way through the thick, cloying sand. Ahead, Paddy's having even less luck with his horse, who's sinking up to its hocks in the sand between each labored footstep. The Navy man is laughing like a lunatic as Luuchini helps him lift each heavy tank, her ears glowing faintly with magic. Thick smoke starts to pour from the exhaust as you downshift and gun the Jeep for all its worth, the huge, rugged tires clawing deep into the wet sand. Paddy is yodeling at his mount, snapping and snarling something about pure-bred Arabians and desert horses this and fucking useless inbreeding assholes that. You both gain the beach about the same instant, only to discover the soil proper isn't much better for waterlogging. A low-speed chase commences all the way up the path to the walls of the Castle proper, and by the time you've reached the nearest entrance, both of you are out of breath from your inspired and ribald cursing. “We'll call that one a tie,” Paddy says solemnly, and trots his horse into the side-door of the castle, ducking his head to clear the sill. You eye the doorway. You look down at your full-sized Jeep. >maybe if we tilted it... sideways?>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidence>Other?
>>36453207>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidence
>>36453207>>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?FUCK IT
>>36453207>Ditch it, we stole the damn thing anyways.
>>36453207>>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidence
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?You're blowing my mind here, Young
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?This feels like a GOOD IDEA
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?SCREW THE RULES!
>>36453207>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidenceLike yeah.
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?Because there is no ceiling for us to shoot up into.>Dat Image PunICWutUDidThar
>>36453207>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?We shall not be stopped!
>>36453207>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidenceYeah no.
>>36453207>>Ditch it, we stole the goddamn thing anyways, lets not keep evidenceWe already did the "Jeep in Barin" deal, last night even. A good performer doesn't copy his tricks so soon.
>>36453207>SANYA I NEED YOUR HELPDo not specify with what>Tilt jeep sideways, faith in Sanyan
>>36453248>Dat ImageI dunno if that dude is Ryoma on a Spiral High or what.Well, have some Judau then.
>>36453156>NEXT TIME ON SWQ OTOME EDITION: We get sempai's attention with 3 tons of high explosives!
>>36453207>>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?Why the hell not?
>>36453345Dude, you forgot the obligatory>Also, we start shooting the ceiling for no apparent reason
>maybe if we tilted it... sideways?
After a few minutes of half-heartedly measuring the doorway with your arms, you conclude that even if you got the Jeep through on its side, it would then have to keep sliding down the hallway like that, propelling itself with its wheels against the wall. The little GP Robin used the other night to rampage through the place was just small enough to pull off things like that, but the full-sized deal is a different story. You face the cold, uncomfortable truth. You. A pilot. Will have to WALK somewhere. With a sigh, you scoop up Sanya's slight weight (she can't weigh more than ninety pounds, soaking wet) and enter the Castle. Truly, you have sacrificed for your country. You find Sean and Ian lazing about in the otherwise-deserted lounge, surrounded by a faint haze of cigarette smoke. Gently depositing Sanya on a sofa and dragging a spare afghan over her, you flump into a chair and fingergun at them. “So what've you lazy assholes been up to?”“Work,” they reply together, then turn a jaundiced look on you. “What about you?” >write-in
>>36453295getter energy is one hell of a drug
>>36453450Work (as non-chalantly as possible)
>>36453450>Oh, nothing unusual, just your average russian assassin, chibi-tanks, bombing raids and A FLYING TORPEX BOMB exploding on us.>FingergunObligatory Spike Spiegel Image
>>36453450Bustin' Russkie Spy balls and Magic
>>36453450I was shot at.RepeatedlyBy different people
>>36453450In a bunker with a Sanya. I now know that the Russians are weaponizing cute and it is extremely effective.
>>36453450"Been hunted by tiny tanks from hell, air raids, and foreigners. Also got into weightlifting." Lift the witch.
>>36453450"Well I got into a fight with Joe Kennedy, and had some Soviet cultural exchange involving hand grenades."
>>36453515Ideally in this tone of voice.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC8zz95rm8s
>>36453450>What do you want to hear about, the plane made of dynamite, its dickass pilot, my encounter with General Bradley, the Great Chibi-Tank Hunt, the bombing, the Italian Crotch-shooter, the Commiessassin,or the Voodoo Witch?
>>36453470Damn straight, especially if it turns you into this:>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1598551?tags=robot_girls_z>ridicules lkwsenHue, even Captcha knows the Hercules is a shit for anti-sub work
>>36453450Exploding planes, Russian Assassins, giving head pats to witches, mini tanks, and surviving bombing raids from the aliens.... You know, normal shit.
>>36453450>shudder dramatically>"So many wax bullets. So many real explosions. Pushy voodoo witches too, but Hellcow sorted them out."
>>36452898AFAIK that kind of toe popper is an empty shell casing enclosed inside bamboo, this provides a barrel for pressure to build up. Just baking a .50cal shell until it pops would only result in casing shrapnel (which is still dangerous). Not sure how far the bullet would go.>>36453556I can't imagine what the hercules could do to hunt subs that the Catalinas/Liberators couldn't do better. That said I wonder how many torpedoes it could carry, it would be like sidewinders in a B-17.
>>36453450Keeping Sanya pure (lewd).
>>36453650Forget the torpedoes. Think of how long it could stay aloft.Its primary job would still be air transport over the oceans, but it can stay loft for days if they put another tank in it.
>>36453650If it does push for anti-sub duties, it would amount to an ekranoplane with a slightly larger weapon loadout. Then again, I don't think it can stand up much to phonon maser cannons.
You take a deep breath and proceed to quail at the task of summarizing your morning. After a few seconds of withering under the gaze of your comrades, you fall back on the old pilot standby – the checklist. “So, people tried to kill me... four times,” you say, counting the B-17 drone explosion, Kennedy being a cockass afterwards, the Zuuchini's impressive pursuit and, of course, the Russian with the frag grenade. “No, five times,” you amend, remembering the Martian air raid. “Yeah. I spent the morning almost getting murdered or blown the FUCK up, thank you very much. Must've sucked to sit in here doing whatever.” “Mmm-hmm,” Ian drawls from where he's sprawled in an easy chair. He tilts his newspaper down just far enough to give you The Look over the top. “And how many times were you molested by under-sexed Witches?” You glance down at Sanya, and cross your arms in a huff. “I won't hear that kind of talk about the adorable... Coss....” you trail off as Ian's statue-still gaze bores a hole through your bullshit. “... only twice.” “You got your dick stroked.... twice... this *morning,*” Ian says thinly, “while we were actually, you know, training in new technologies. To do our jobs. I really feel for you, Mac.” >ask about new technologies; Ian can't help himself when he's being intellectual. He'll give you an opening.>Pass this one to Sean. >Direct engagement, we're not putting up with this shit today!>write-in?
>>36453780>ask about new technologies; Ian can't help himself when he's being intellectual. He'll give you an opening.
>>36453650>I can't imagine what the hercules could do to hunt subs that the Catalinas/Liberators couldn't do better.Its more like "you can't torpedo that which is not in the water." The idea of the Hercules (in real life) was to avoid U-Boats altogether; in SWQ its more about crossing the Atlantic a lot faster with the most crucial war supplies to reduce the danger window. >That said I wonder how many torpedoes it could carry,DON'TSTARTTHATSHITAGAIN
>>36453780>put Sanyan to bedWhat sort of big brother are we, leaving her lying out like this?
>>36453780>>ask about new technologies; Ian can't help himself when he's being intellectual. He'll give you an opening.
>>36453780>no name no tripFake. Shill.
>>36453780>ask about new technologies; Ian can't help himself when he's being intellectual. He'll give you an opening.Merlin's grandparents are in Barin, or is Tesla fooling around again?
>>36453780were is the name/trip....
>>36453780>>ask about new technologies; Ian can't help himself when he's being intellectual. He'll give you an opening.Whatever gets us away from scorned Eye-talian pride faster.
>>36453808Not that anon, but considering the spruce goose is basically an ekranoplan with prop engines and wood, doesn't it seem like a vulnerable target to phonon masers, even if we account for its speed?
>>36453780>>36453808Fuck, sorry, Firefox crashed and I launched Pale Moon instead.
>>36453889sorry was just playing it safe>>36453780>Direct engagement, we're not putting up with this shit today!
>>36453874It is NOT an ekranoplan. It was supposed to be a gigantic flying boat. It only flew close to the water because Hughes just wanted to prove it could actually fly for as short as possible.Here, it likely was at high altitude for the trip across the Atlantic.
>>36453874>ekranoplan>implyingIt's what happens when Hughes decided to make a flying boat the size of a regular boat. No ekronaplan here.
>>36453923>>36453921I dunno, i was just thinking it needed to be at ekranoplan-level flight to be able its proposed Anti-sub role.If that wasn't the case though, then I shall not argue against your rebuttals.
>>36453780>Direct engagement, we're not putting up with this shit today!WE NEED TO DOUBLE DOWN!THAT BITCHES FOOTJOB WAS SO BAD MY DICK IS SEVERELY FUCKING BRUISED AND I DIDNT EVEN CUMHOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF OUR DICK INJURY
>>36453993It is first and foremost a transport.
>>36453993>it needed to be at ekranoplan-level flight to be able its proposed Anti-sub role.....no...? It can be several hundred feet above the water to drop depth charges.
>>36453993Some people claim the Spruce Goose only lifted off because of ground effect, but they're full of shit. Disregard those liars. Huges absolutely hated the name Spruce Goose, by the way. Be careful about that.
>>36454024I thought the dick bruising was because of the dirty eye-talian.
>>36454037Well, better take it off the mental notes, I guess.>>36454031>>36454026Well, I guess I stand corrected then.
>>36454051The footjob contributed more pain and bruising on top of the ball shots from Zucchini
>>36454037Is Birch Bitch a better nickname?
>>36454122Oak Bloke?Yew Hoo?Sequoia Destroyah?
>>36454079she needs a RKO and a skull punt!
>>36454024>>36454079Please tell me there's a writefag working on something about that
>>36454164>please spoonfeed me
>>36454160"Totally not compensating for anything"
>>36454140Got a few moreCedar BeaterFir CurPine and DineLarch MarchAsh CashBeech Leechand Hickory Dickery
>>36453780Forgot to mention getting shot in the balls
>>36454222Pine and Dine might make a good name for a specific Hercules. The rest suck.
>>36454182Please tell me there's a writefag working on Young spoon-feeding a sick Minna, which eventually ends up in loving sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of CREATING THE STRONGEST WITCH IMAGINABLE. THEIR SPAWN WILL BE THAT WHICH RENDS THE EMPYRAL ASUNDER AND REVEALS ONTO US THE TRUE ENEMY OF MANKIND.
>>36454164>>36454079>>36454024All I got on the lewd front is rough sketch of Minna's butt. I apologize. I've actually done more work on it (drawing her uniform, some painting) but I'm away from my desktop and can't pull it up.
>>36454379One of their spawn has already bounced by a dirty squid.Why papa Young has not challenge that dirty squid already is a mystery.
>>36454379Do it yourself, faggot.
>>36453207Where can one get such grips for a 1911? I'm getting a norinco commander in a few days..
>>36454379The Gnome who bounces the world?
>>36454423The idea's been spawned in my head, but I'm not sure how to go about it that isn't complete shit. So far the best in my mind is "Blackwatch Witches". It's either going to be a Coven/Cabal of Witches taken by the Blackwatch for their esoteric powers for the express purpose of defending humanity from extra-terrestrial/extra-planar threats.Or it's going to be about witches from the Royal Highland Regiment, who're either too weak or too proud to pilot strikers and rely on their skill in sword and gun.
“I also got shot in the fucking groin with a wax bullet by the Zuuchini monster, so choke on a crumpet, you limey-livered britbong.” “Meh,” Ian says, “why don't you go chug sausage gravy about it, Mister-yanks-your-doodle-daily.” He flips his newspaper back up with a crisp, dismissive 'snap!' The front page has a beautifully-timed picture of a huge, square-jawed fellow standing back-to-back with a short Japanese witch wearing a flight jacket and leather gloves. The witch has just delivered a punch, the motion-blurred suggestion of shrapnel that might've been a flung chair frozen before her. Her furious, intense expression contrasts sharply with the look of pure, savage glee on the huge man's face as he delivers a crushing cross-counter to some poor bastard's jaw. “ST. PETERSBURG SLAUGHTER,” the headline declares exuberantly. “DEMPSY AND PROTOGE CLASH WITH COSSACKS, LEVEL TWO BARS.” You squint across the room to pick out the subhead, “MAKE ANY IRISH JOKES AND I WILL LITERALLY RUPTURE YOU,' SAYS FORMER CHAMPION.”You lean back in your chair, content to let Ian dig his own grave, for once. “Okay, Professor. What fantastic new toy has the Army bequeathed unto us now?” The newspaper drops faster than Ian's haughtiness as he leans forward, eager. “Oh, guess. Just fucking guess.” You look at him blankly for a second as a wicked grin crawls over his face.“You'll NEVER guess.”>Guess. Write-in.>“They're eliminating the mostly-redundant gunner position on our planes?”>“They put a second set of flight controls in so *I* can take a turn jacking off on patrol every now and then?” >Write-in
>>36454456Not sure what website it is. Ask /k/.I'm tempted to get some for my own 1911. If I do, I'll ask SWQ to submit the image and choose one randomly.
>>36454544>>“They're eliminating the mostly-redundant gunner position on our planes?”
>>36454544>“They're eliminating the mostly-redundant gunner position on our planes?”
>>36454544>Guess. Write-in.SHARKUUPPUURRAANNNEE MMMMAAARRRKKKU TWOOO!!!
>>36454544>“They put a second set of flight controls in so I can fuck Sanya while on patrol?”
>>36454544“They put a second set of flight controls in so *I* can take a turn jacking off on patrol every now and then?”
>>36454593>SHARKUUPPUURRAANNNEE MMMMAAARRRKKKU TWOOO!!!Same
Human MASERS!BEAMS SPAM EVERYTHING!
>>36454544>Knoe being trained by Jack DempsyNot sure if this is awesome or scary.
>>36454593>>36454622Oh crud, wrong Gun-Kanako pic.
>>36454544>>“They put a second set of flight controls in so *I* can take a turn jacking off on patrol every now and then?”I know about those newsclippings of Perrine you have back there,
>>36454633You know, some people will entertained with idea of Katya is distant cousin of Catherine.
>>36454604Goddamit anon, you are going to get us killed.
>>36454544>Captured Martian sex slaves?
>>36454544>>Guess. Write-in.We're getting Martian Ray Guys to replace our guns.
>>36454544>“They're eliminating the mostly-redundant gunner position on our planes?”>DEMPSY AND PROTOGE CLASH WITH COSSACKS, LEVEL TWO BARS.Dempsey fighting Russians with Naoe? Sounds pretty kickass.
>>36454676>MF...Dammit, Mangafag. I feel so slow today.
>>36454544>“They put a second set of flight controls in so *I* can take a turn jacking off on patrol every now and then?”
>>36454690And that should be 'guns.' I might be inebriated. Maybe.
>>36454544>Write-in> They developed magic-sensitive controls for steel-wings, allowing us to gain a far higher level of control on our respective stations by effectively connecting us and the plane to form a single testosterone-driven meta-gnome compound?
>>36454719Too late, you are now imagining half-naked men with Martian headdresses replacing our guns, shooting aliums with their homolasers.
>>36454544>you'll never guess>never>implying we need to guess when we can threaten to expose he's dating a frenchwoman>implying we can't shoot him in the groin with soap-bullets for insinuating we should expend our brainy-meats on GUESSINGFucking potato munchers. God damn.
>>36454544they figured out why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>>36454738>Steel-wingsBro, I think the term "steelwing" hasn't entered SWQ lexicon yet.
>>36454767Silly anon, Trix are for Kids!
>>36454768Oh, right.They still used wood back when, didn't they?Feel free to read that as aeroplane.
>>36454698that's kinda the whole point of my current name.
>>36454804no, they used aluminum and metal, 'steelwings' is a SW89 term, though.
>>36454688>Captured Martian sex slaves?
>>36454804>still used wood back whenActually, there were already metal aircraft back then man.My point is, "steelwing" didn't come into common usage until probably the 60's or 70's when jet aircraft had become more common.
>>36453808>Its more like "you can't torpedo that which is not in the water."Anything floating just above the water is fair game though. IIRC planefag said the crappy old (current?) first gen mk14 torpedoes US subs were armed with blow the shit out of martian naval dreadnaughts because the magnetic fuse goes apeshit the moment it gets anywhere near them. Which is fucking hilarious if you know the history of the real torpedoes.I wonder how long it took them to fix the fuse problems in this universe.>>36454037Evergreen Eclipse? It's pretty damn big.>>36454031It's not like you have to be high off the ground to drop depth charges. The vast majority were used by boats after all, it's just a matter of setting the fuse to the correct depth. So depth charges are perfectly viable on the Hercules, even more so if you use the smaller spigot mortar versions instead of the big barrels. That would be enough hedgehogs to blot out the sun.Torpedoes on the other hand wouldn't work, it's just too big and slow. I've seen a instructional video on youtube used to train US naval pilots on how to drop mk13 torpedoes. There is a bewildering array of things you have to account for when trying to torpedo a moving target. If you drop the torpedo too fast the front can become dented and cause it to run in circles. If you drop it at too shallow an angle the torpedo can porpoise out of the water, too sharp and it might even hit bottom. Even things like crosswinds pushing the torpedo sideways after you drop it! They got pretty good at it by the end though, they added breakaway wooden parts to the torpedo so it wouldn't get crushed like a beer can after hitting the water from a 2400 ft drop at 760km/h(!).
>>36454847All of which is irrelevant because they have not developed ASW torpedoes yet, and if they did, all they'd have to do to launch them is just drop them.
“Hmmm,” you ponder. “They finally added a second set of flight controls so I can take a turn jacking off in the cockpit every now and then?” “Nnnnno,” Ian says, waving that idea away. “Mere piloting skills don't need refresher courses, why would they retrain me in that?” You grump at him. “They're eliminating the mostly-redundant gunner position in the Widow and moving the radar-operator up front?” “Why the hell would I be excited about that?” “Because you'd finally get to sit on Sean's lap like you've alwa-”“Make any Irish jokes,” Sean mumbles as he flips over another page in Stars and Stripes, “and I will literally rupture you.” “We're getting the SHARK PLANE TWO – ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!” you declare, pumping your fists up and down in excitement. Ian sighs. “Is it even possible for you to envision a world where its not all about you?” “Even I have nightmares,” you admit cheerfully, and duck a halfheartedly-thrown coaster. You lean back in your seat and reach out to adjust Sanya's blanket a little. Sean notices the motion. “So, how'd it go with the Witches?” “How you mean?” Sean gestures at Sanya. “You hared off with Minna this morning, I figured you were on another morale-boosting mission.” He turns to the next page in S&S. “Y'know. In... your style.” >Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic. >Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.
>>36454815>aluminum and metal>andWhat ominous metal may that have been then also used, if not steel?>>36454834So Young was the first to say it.I bet there weren't many magic users who would consider flying alongside pantsless girls in the 40s, either.
>>36454888>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic. >Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.PROCEED WITH BOTH OPTIONS IN HAND
>>36454888>>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic."I wasn't joking about the giant bomb and people trying to kill me Ian"
>>36454888>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time, maybe, possibly.
>>36454847>Which is fucking hilarious if you know the history of the real torpedoes.I'm having silent hunter flashbacks
>>36454888>>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.
Guys.Guys.Listen.Guys.Are you listening?I have the best idea.The best.Listening?Guys this is serious.We go to the Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum.Listening guys?We go to the museum. And we hijack the H-4 Hercules.
>>36454888>>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic.
>>36454911You definitely want to pick one, this time.
>>36454888>>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic. >>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.>>36454896Magnesium.
>>36454676Who from the Megami Tensei series?
>>36454888>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.>>36454930Guys.. I'm scared...
>>36454811How goes our requests man? I do hope you're coping.>>36454896>So Young was the first to say it.We can't say for sure, unitl either planefag or Ghostdiva confirms.>What ominous metal may that have been then also usedLuna Titanium Alloy
>>36454888>>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.I think we mentioned in part the Eye-talian Incident.
>>36454888>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.
>>36454947you should be
>>36454930evil man I do not trust you!!!
>>36454888>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic.
>>36454888>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic. HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD LEVEL WITH OUR BROS ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.
>>36454888>>Went looking for Miyafuji, found the Eye-talian. Things got... dynamic.*mutter something about stockings*
>>36454930>want to pick one>JUST ONE>mfw>>36454924Good luck making those Wasp Majors work again
>>36454956Make one pic of Sean's daughter doing lewd....i am not really satisfied with this one so i'll make more and just throw them up to you guys on PJ quest.Its not like Jess is that popular anyway.
>>36454994Ooh good point, seconding this
>>36454931>magnesiumAnd if we're hit we turn into a huge tracer?
>>36454888>>Found Sanya... again. Talked to Sanya... again. I think it's gonna stick, this time.Sanya is here, guys.
>>36454998Please stop crushing my hare brained scheme before it can even become something.
>>36455030I'm just messing with you man.And I commend you for having the same tastes in fanfics.
>>36454994We already told them about the first time that happened. The Sanya thing is new, which is rather troubling
>>36455087Double K is amazing. And a gold mine.
>>36455129Still waiting for the good ol captain to get done with his European Piano tour.>>36454974pic related
>>36455004>Sean's daughter doing lewdWell, that's something I'll have to see.
>>36454834>>36454768>>36454815>>36454804Metal wing spars were pretty common, maybe that's where the term comes from? However ALL-metal aircraft were something of an exception. Some planes still had wooden control surfaces and others used wood for the outer skin. Particularly in the case of Russian and later German planes because of material shortages. Some planes didn't even have a solid skin to begin with and still relied on canvas painted with stuff to make it rigid.Funny thing is if you use too much steel you'll end up with a plane too heavy to be useful. The Mustang was all metal because it was entirely made of aluminium like the Zero, and both could fly very far on a tank of gas because of this. The P47 was all metal except for the tail control surfaces which were still made of canvas, surprisingly.
>>36455360The more you know, I guess.
>>36452509It pays to have contingency plans. though, let's be fair, here, all I was doing was redirecting where the trolling would go. that's all.
“Yeah,” you say, tugging a corner of the blanket over Sanya's head. She mewls cutely and curls up even tighter, vanishing into a little cocoon of catlike warmth. “Went looking for Miyafuji. Found Sanya, instead. Got her sorted out over the whole Waltrude thing. I think it'll stick, this time.” You sigh, and stretch. “As long as she doesn't figure out that we bounced her, that night she almost chewed our tail booms off.” Sean and Ian blink, then exhange a glance. “Didn't she already figure that out?” Ian asks. “She did,” Sean says. “I remember, because she caught on after we lost ourselves in ground clutter. During that last night intercept.” They both turn and look at you, mystified. “... really?” you say. “What?”“Wow,” Ian says. “It looks like the repeated cranial traumas have finally taken their toll.” Sean humphs as he flips to the next page. “Man, he jumped off the goddamn PIER last night. I saw *ice* floating in that water last week.”“Now there's the question,” Ian says, picking up his newspaper again. “Did the impact with the water do the crucial damage, was it the cold, was it the asskicking the squibs gave him when they caught him aboard, or is forgetfulness to be expected of the brain-damage required to do that stupid shit in the first place?” “Well...” you sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Yeah, I remember... now.” Maybe the last few weeks HAVE taken their toll – though you'd never admit it, and Ian just sentenced himself to about six dozen snap-rolls. At least. Of course, that begs the question... “Wait, why did she mention it, then?” “Eh?” “She specifically mentioned being bounced by friendly night fighters, and how it'd always scare her shitless for a few seconds.”
>>36455433“Maaaaybe she was opening up to you and dropping the hot-shot-tough-guy pilot act?” Ian opines. “Or maybe she's noticed what a sucker you are for the woe-is-me-pet-me-pretty-please act and she's playing you like a fiddle.” He tsk-tsks and turns to a new page in the paper. “Meh, I wouldn't worry about it,” Sean says idly, tossing the Stars and Stripes over his shoulder and cracking his neck laboriously. “Boy, it must be nice to be you, Sean,” you grumple, sliding into your seatcushions a little more and closing your eyes. “Nobody shoots YOU in the groin, nobody tries to crash a drone-ship filled with high-explosives into your goddamn face, and your girlfriend's issues boil down to 'fight-or-fuck.' The girl's a media darling and you're telling me to NOT WORRY about her – her everything? She could destroy me! One well-timed sniffle and I'd be hanging from the ceiling of the hangar bound in safety-wire!” “Christ A'mighty you're a drama queen-”“They did it to Mav! They LITERALLY did it to Mav, because she sniffled a bit!” Sean rolls his eyes as he fishes another bent Lucky Strike out of his pocket. “I know, you idiot. I'm saying you've got to worry even more about Eila.” The name seems to slip into your veins like liquid mercury, cold and lethal. “... Elia?” “Yeah,” he says. “Elia.”You take a second to process that, and your mouth promptly dries out. Leaning over, you tug back a corner of Sanya's blanket. “Uh... Sanya?” you whisper quietly. She makes a noncommittal sound. “Uh... did you... tell Elia about the bouncing thing?” “Yes,” someone whispers from about four inches behind you. “She did.” >write-in
>>36455451>So what'cha gonna do about it?
>>36455451"Speak of the devil and she shall appear."CLAMP DOWN AND GIVE NO FUCKS
>>36455360>which were still made of canvas, surprisingly.That's not very unusual actually. Metal control surfaces tend to have problems with aerodynamic flutter.
>>36455451"I can't tell who's talking. If it's Eila, remember I beat you once already. If it isn't, help me beat her again."
>>36455451>OH HAI EILA I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU THERE..!>Nervous chuckle>SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE THIS FINE MORNING?? OH AND YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY TOO. NICE HAIR.
>>36455451"I'm a man, some sort of little girl won't get me down." *Prepares to write will*
>>36455433>“... really?” you say. “What?”>>“Wow,” Ian says. “It looks like the repeated cranial traumas have finally taken their toll.”>>36455451>CRAZY IVAN
>>36455451Panic!Crash Dive! Sound the alarms! All Hands get us the hell out of here!
>>36455451Hi honey, what did you think of the wedding?
>>36455451>"I JUMPED ON A fucking grenade for Sanya today Eila, DO NOT GIVE ME SHIT
>>36455451>Time for alcohol.
>>36455451Keep your cool. You're a motherfucking cucumber."Consider it a retroactive punishment for the fiance schitck you're pulling on my dear old mother. Sanya is safe and sound right there on the couch."
>>36455546Fucking actually this Eila needs to cool her tits
>>36455565>Keep your cool. You're a motherfucking cucumber.I have Cirno here. All we need now is Nitori.
>>36455451"...did you tell her to play nice?"
>>36455451[PANTS SHITTING INTENSIFIES]
>>36455546I also would like to express my support for this proposal.
>>36455360>However ALL-metal aircraft were something of an exception.What? No they weren't - not for modern military aircraft of the era, at any rate. Stressed-skin construction was standard by the 30s for most aircraft, in fact. Wooden construction was very much the exception to the rule, such as the Mosquito. Even the goddamned Hurricane switched to a stressed-skin wing by 1939 (while retaining doped linen over the fuselage and control surfaces, because it was an obsolete design in most respects.) You're thinking WWI era, bub.
>>36455546"I jumped on a grenade for her today, what have you done for her today Finn"
>>36455451Didn't Sanya say that that reminded her to keep constant vigilance and taught her a new trick?
>>36455526but apparently she can get you up
>>36455691Duh, who needs lifting when you got magic?
>>36455666No need to get that way. We arent Kennedy.
>>36455724>>36455691MAGIC AND LIFTING, YOU SAY???
>>36455756get off the roids whore!
>>36455691And she can get that down afterwards.
>>36455777WHO NEEDS ROIDS WHEN YOU HAVE MAGICSHROOMS
>>36455818More shrooms for bigger booms
>>36455986>Check out the Pythons on this baby
>>36455986Excuse me plebs, best touhou coming through.
>>36456028OH DO TELL MAN, DO TELL.
>>36455546This, if planefag is still counting votes.
>>36456028>Gap Hag>BestI'm afraid I've got bad news for you
>>36456028I'm sorry, what? That's neither an oni, nor fluffy.
>>36456132Pic related>>36456153YES THIS PLEASES OJOU-SAMA
>>36456132balistafreak please. Go back to writing NTR.
The cold chill of Certain Doom settles upon you, damping your instinctive urge to bolt like a flushed rabbit. “Hey, Elia,” you rasp from a dry throat. “Hello, Fiance,” Elia hisses back. “Just what have *you* been up to today?”“I threw myself on a grenade to save your girlfriend?” you proffer. “Clearly you fucked it up,” Elia hisses, “because if you had, you'd be dead, and thus safely beyond my reach.” Her hands SLAM down on your shoulders, making you jump a bit. You can feel her breath on your neck as she moves in. “I spent the morning talking to your mother,” she growls. “We picked out *drapes.* Don't fuck with me, Young. Don't fuck with Sanya.”
>>36456277That's entirely your own fault, you're the one jumping in insisting that you were my fiancee.
>>36456277[Fear boner intensifies]
>>36456277“... like, *literally* or-” your voice falters as the Finnish witch literally *growls* into your ear, a feral, gravelly sound. Your shoulders ache as she squeezes with that same frantic strength she used to half-strangle you a few days ago. “If you ever, ever, EVER pull that kind of shit on her again, I will kill you myself,” Elia snarls into your ear. “Do you hear me, Pilot? Do you hear me loud-and-fucking-clear? You'll develop a case of sudden-onset-augering-into-the-fucking-channel, and nobody will ever see a thing.”You shiver a little as you begin to comprehend why the Russians had their asses chewed off in the Winter War. “B-bkrrrk-” your voice falters as she clamps a forearm across your throat, crushing your windpipe as she presses you tight against her chest. “They won't see a fucking thing. Not in the dark,” Elia whispers, a dark and terrible wrath licking at the edges of her words. “I even know how I'll do it. Its not hard to make tracers purple, if you know the chemistry. And Barin's got a great library. And nobody will see a fucking thing.” She releases you, letting you flop onto the chair. You roll on your back, panting for air, but preferring to see your doom as it bears down upon you. Elia's eyes are red-rimmed and full of hate, and she scowls down at you with the second-most ice-cold expression you've ever seen. Second only to Sakamoto Mio, who's towering right behind her.
>>36456277>dat picture>EILA'S "RIGHTEOUS ANGER"This is 50 Shades of Screwed Up right now.
>>36456277breathe slowly and count to ten. Remember we do this for Sanya's sake.Also, Eila did THAT to herself.
>>36456311>Second only to Sakamoto Mio, who's towering right behind her.HAHA, TIME FOR SAKABROTO
>>36456311my face hurts from smiling so wide.
>>36456311>Second only to Sakamoto MioNO MIO NO>>36456342Ole, Amigo!
>>36456277>>36456311I think its time!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hl9LWEej-I
>>36456277So I guess Sanya and Elia is confirmed?And Elia route is locked?
>>36456368>So I guess Sanya and Elia is confirmed?Only in Eila's mind>Elia route is locked?Blocked, more like, unless Minna gets killed off.
>>36456311>Second only to Sakamoto Mio, who's towering right behind her.
>>36456361Neon Samurai unlimited form!? ARE YOU MAD!?!
>>36456402Unless Planefag want to make Ghost's quest an alternate universe, Minna will alive and well into 89.
>>36456409Volgin Plz.>>36456414Let's take it up a notch.NEON SAMURAI: KONPAKU SCHOOL OF SWORDSMANSHIP
So, I get Eila being a bitch but why the hell would Sakamoto be mad at us?Did we actually do anyting?
>>36456402With all this Fiance stuff, I really do see them fucking each other at least once. If not hate sex.
>>36456468>mad at us>not mad at Eila threatening murder
>>36456468She mad at Eila broseph.
>>36456468I'm pretty sure she's mad at Eila for being batshit
>>36456368It's been confirmed that Elia has the hots for Sanyan. We're not really sure if Sanya thinks about her in the same way.>>36456468I feel like vid relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg
>>36456468Maybe she's here to bail us out?Sakamoto's our bro.
>>36456480Hate sex is hot only to people who haven't had sex.
>>36456495Why can't she be mad at both of us for stupid shit we've done?
>>36456495>>36456496>>36456503>>36456508>>36456509Kinda what I was hoping for but I wasn't sure.
>>36456512>Hate sex is hot only to people who haven't had sex.Elia,Also Walterude (Can't spell her name for shit) when she and young tried to outdo each other.>>36456508KKnow that but I find the Fiancee thing amusing and maybe Mother Young actually making her go through with it
>>36456561> WalterudeNah man, that's competitive boning. Going for distance and speed.
>>36456620Reluctantly crouched at the starting line...
>>36456468Pretty sure Sakamoto was pissed about Sanya getting bounced. Of course, she could also be pissed that Eila threatened to shoot down the plane her new boytoy flies in.
>>36456561>"Ah, Rog-er, Miss Saka-whatsit-san, this is Major Mickey Mouse of the 442nd Night Fighter squadron at your service, SAH!">"I'll nail you to the wall for this, you piece of shit."Hopefully she's mad at Eila too, but if she ever found out that was us I'd imagine there'd be SOME repurcussions.
>>36456633They don't make it far though.So what will be Elia and Young fucking be like then?
>>36456645woops, meant to reply to the other guy
>>36456645Did she find out already too or was it only Sanya?
>>36456468>>36456495>>36456496>>36456503Well, Sakamoto was the one who was in the plane we bounced, and was the one who ordered Sanya to fire some rockets at us, because hey, in the dark with no IFF, all she did was order a possible Martian that had just bounced a plane full of VIP's to be shot down.Which, apparently the military was pretty much willing to back, from how Luke was acting.
>>36456647>So what will be Elia and Young fucking be like then?Terrified, violent, some sobbing for spice.
>>36456699>sobbing for spiceWhat?
>>36456771As in, like, the metaphorical sense of the word. Not literally crying over paprika or something
>>36456645...oh fuck.Sanya found out. Mio never did.On the bright side, Sean will finally be getting it just as bad as us.
>>36456647>Young tied up in a chair while Elia straddles him, gyrating her hips hypnotically and erotically.>Sanya both aroused and filled with an odd mix of melancholy and arousal as she looks on.>Elia stifling her moans while looking directly at Sanya, thinking to herself that this will surely either dissuade Sanya from looking at Young as a big brother, but a sexual menace, or dissuade Young from interacting with any of them, since she holds the power in this fucked up relationship.
>>36456799Eh Mio probably knows since Minna knows
>>36456806lewd as fuck
>>36456806I dunno who's NTR'ing who anymore anon.
>>36456806That sounds like it will back fire badly and Sanya will lewd Young as well.
>>36456806>Young tied up in a chair while Elia straddles him, gyrating her hips hypnotically and erotically.
>>36456840Neither do they. It's all a big mess until someone dies.
>>36456806Write it, since our writefags are all lazy.
>>36456875AND THEN WE SUMMON THE GLOWING ORBS OF LIFE TO ACHIEVE THE TRUE ENDING
>>36456933So then we wake up and punch Tesla in the face right?
Elia turns to stalk away, turning her head to keep terrifying, cold eye contact with you for a moment or two longer, and manages to bounce right off Sakamoto like she's made of stone. Elia visibly starts in shock, staring up at the taller witch as she turns even paler than normal. Sakamoto's only motion is to reach for her eyepatch and lift it up, revealing the eldritch purple light of her magical eye.“I spy,” Sakamoto says, her voice dangerously soft, “with my little eye... someone who's reporting straight to her quarters, and not leaving until further notice.” Elia stumbles back a few steps, emitting funny-sounding noises. “That was a direct order, Flying Officer,” Sakamoto says. “I'd say get out of my sight, but I can SEE THROUGH BUILDINGS, BITCH, SO GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF MY REACH BEFORE I SNAP THIS SWORD OFF IN YOUR ASS!” she bellows, the slender Japanese witch managing to fill the room as her rage explodes from her diaphragm with terrifying abruptness, her sword already leaving the scabbard. Elia seems to fly backwards, propelled by the force of Mio's outburst, and quits the room so fast you feel a faint breeze – or maybe that's just all the air molecules near Mio getting the hell out of her way.
>>36456951>punch tesla in the face>not beseech him to develop the Dimensional Coupler System and ZEORYMER STRIKERS>IsThisGnomeSrs.gif
>>36456981“Whuu?” the lump of blankets and jacket on the couch says blearily. “Chto? Chto? Kto kričit?”Sakamoto slowly untangles Sanya from the blankets and ruffles her hair a bit. “Wakey-wakey, pilot! Did you have a good nap?” Sanya stretches, arching her back and yawning rather catlike. “Daaaah~” she answers, still blinking the sleep away. “I feel much better...” “Ready for a mission?” Sakamoto asks. “Wha!?” Sanya exclaims, looking around blearily before grabbing your wrist to peer at your watch. “Oh no, I slept twelve hours-” “No, no,” Mio says, patting her head to calm her. “Its just about noon, kiddo. But things are socked-in still, and we've got an urgent mission.” She turns to your crew. “For you, too.” Sanya seems to brighten at this. “I'll have wingmen!?” “That's the whole point of the Joint Wing,” Mio says, her tone dry enough to smear jelly on. “To increase the safety of witches and regular aircrew alike, yes?”
>>36456981>or maybe that's just all the air molecules near Mio getting the hell out of her wayMio confirmed for Particle Accelerator
>>36456981Sakabroto confirmed for SPLITTING LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
>>36457025>Urgent Mission for you tooWE'RE FLYING AGAIN, BOYS
>>36457039WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>>36457039WHEN YOU SEE THE PALE WITCCCCHHH
>>36457030>>36457039Do you think she could split atoms if she glared at them enough?
>>36457075She'd have to be mighty pissed, but I think she could do it.
>>36457075That's what her sword is for.
>>36457075>>36457090Mio confirmed for discoverer of MINOVSKY PARTICLES>>36457066FUCK YEAH>>36457073HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
>>36452705>Trying to break up the Sanya/Eila OTPI will not stand for this HERESY.Eila may come on too strong sometimes but that changes nothing in the end.
So Sakamoto's pissed at her because she threatened us before a mission or is just pissed at her despite trying to save Sanya's life still threatens to kill us?
>>36457172I think both!
>>36457025>Sanya sleepilly mumbling in Russianhnng.
>>36457169It's the SWQ universe, it kind of does.
>>36457172The latter, plus she is best bros with Minna and Sean is our bro as well
>>36457075>Do you think she could split atoms if she glared at them enough?Her sword would do that, which is actually a bad idea according to the Elder Scrolls series.
>>36457039Still no Sanger Zonvolt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAzgn_fTiM
>>36457172Both. Especially the whole, "Kill you and make it look like an accident because I'm upset that you're spending time with my crush."
>>36457169... That she's a massive cunt with no impulse control?
>>36457211SHIZZ JUST GOT REAL UP IN THIS BITCH
>>36457066It has been TOO LONG.
tell me more about this flying
>>36457214Let the old warrior rest, my friend. It is time for young blood to take over!>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxQG4d6DqWQ
>>36457222>... That she's a massive cunt with no impulse control?You're describing a large selection of teenagers, anon.
>>36457254>>36457282Stockings were a dead giveaway.
>>36457264Who pretends to be our Fiancee and then wants to make our death look like an accident.
>>36457308I'm not seeing your point.
>>36457308again most teenagers are that crazy
>>36457169But Sanya doesn't share her affections, and her lewdness is basically rape as a result. If she has any redeeming traits, she has yet to display them.
>>36457222Not necessarily. The big problem here is that we have no idea if Sanya is digging their relationship. And if she's not, that's a problem.Personally, I recommend we set her up on random dates until something happens.
>>36457331>No MechazawaFor shame, anon, for shame.And don't give me crap about the original powerwalk not having mechazawa.>>36457342Okay, that's just "breaking the fourth wall" to a different degree.
>>36457333Most teenagers aren't rapists who threaten to frag 3 men because one of them stopped her from continuing said rape.
>>36457302Sexy sexy stockings
>>36457377Isn't she one our little sisters?
>>36457347Young doesn't exactly inspire people to display redeeming traits, you know.
>>36457377Believe me, it's not her stockings i'm looking at..
>>36457347Have you read the previous threads? At one point we reduced her to tears after making her think Sanya hated her. She does care about Sanya and Sanya seemed pretty devastated when she thought Eila had gone for Young. Basically they're two teenage girls far from home who have to worry about the other being brutally killed at any given time. Hence a lot of shit.
>>36457412Techinically though it was foist upon her likely in an attempt to remove her from the running. Not that it was needed with the Minna Blitzkrieg.
>>36457412Kinda sorta mostly. >>36457426What are you looking at anon? Hmm?
>>36457446Shirou pls go.
>>36457347I think rape is too strong a word. Elia might just be too young to realize that she's making Sanyan uncomfortable (which is a very common thing with teenagers).
>>36457412She is the pancake Waifu, and she has done more for Young than any other witch except Katherine.
>>36457446This just reminded me of that feelthy pastebin with the witches world cup.Also, imagine witches in the Dakar Rally, World Rally Championships, NASCAR...
>>36457483how about gang warfare also!
Doesn't Adolfine's information say she wanted Lynette, presumably as a wife?
>>36457495Then the Saints will control the world with in the month!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVwg7d9TY18
>>36457441She tried to kill Young for that.I think its more friendship then lovers.
>>36457495>Tupac had a sister who was a witches>She gets in a fight with Notorius B.I.G.'s witch sisters
>>36457500She'd make a top notch wife: kind, caring, good at cooking/household stuff, cute, pretty nice figure.
>>36457500I think so.
>>36457441No denying they've both endured a substantial amount of drama, but that doesn't excuse her behavior.
>>36457443The wounds of the minna blitzkrieg shall never heal.The tears of dozens of asshurt waifufags, a wine unlike any other, from only the the most sour of grapes.
>>36457544Just picture this: the vehicles are standard rally fare, but with witches!!
>>36457495Then this shit turns in to Shadowrun QUICK!near the end of 2011 witches are going to have a baaaaaaaad wake up call!
>>36457458She is. We already had this conversation with her in thread 76.
>>36457598I was hoping more for the Trude due to rescue romance but that's just me
>>36457617Well, we had to talk things over TWICE with Sanya, so maybe we need to leave a greater impression on Eila next time?
>>36457500I guess? But I don't see it hold that much bearing in this universe though unless Planefag says otherwise.
Sakamoto fills you in during your third boat-ride of the day, back to Eddington strip where your Widow is parked. With the socked-in weather shutting down air operations, the ground war in England has rumbled to a stalemate. The squids in the London Pocket have dug in hard and repeated close assaults have been unable to budge them. The landing forces on the southern beaches are similarly stubborn, due more to a lack of English armor support than anything – there aren't enough heavy assault tanks to really make a push against Martian defenses, and the tank witches are simply exhausted. That seems to be the common refrain – exhausted witches. Even the artillery duels have tapered off; the legendarily accurate (and most likely semi-guided, or so the experts say) Martian rocket artillery seems to have met its match in the recently-arrived American artillery divisions; lethally-accurate artillery duels have silenced the Martian tubes through sheer attrition, but friendly forces are simply out of shells, and Martian orbital drops have been disrupting manufacturing lines in the 'States. Even the Navy is out of the picture, following the big scrap a few days back – the war has quite suddenly gone 'quiet.'
>>36457673“Hey,” Ian grumps from the back of the little launch, where he's manning the tiller. “Hate to interrupt, but now that you've explained everything for the idiots who're too busy jumping off piers and towers and things to read newspapers, mind explaining what the hell they want us for?” “Last night the Squids started jamming the English coastal radar network,” Mio says, tapping her foot against the boat's bottom.“The fuck you say?” Sean says, giving her a doubtful look.“Honest,” Mio says. “They're aiming some kind of incredibly focused, very high-powered radiation sources at our antennas – ALL our antennas. They've tried switching between unused antenna sites with the truck-mobile equipment, but they're catching on pretty quick.”“So we're gonna go blast those emitters?” “No,” Sakamoto says with a frown. “They've already had a go at that – some secret missile or bomb they won't tell me about that they're launching from Heinkels – and apparently they're either moving around a lot, or surrounded by too much AA. We're sure they're going to either attempt a retreat from England or a landing of reinforcements before the weather breaks, and they're hell-bent on ensuring we don't interrupt it.” “What about airborne sets?” Sean asks. “On the Wellingtons?”“That's what we're using,” Mio confirms with a smile. “And we know they're going to gun for them, hard. Which is where you come in.”
>>36457527>>36457583I'm not trying to excuse her behavior. But remember Sanya moved into Eila's room. I don't think Sanya really understands her feelings. But I also don't think like Eila should be treated like some malicious stalker.
>>36457690> some secret missile or bomb they won't tell me about that they're launching from HeinkelsHARMs?>“Last night the Squids started jamming the English coastal radar networkYAY EMP
>>36457724Pretty sure it's the Fritz X
>>36457706Did she? I thought she was more dragged there and has very few friends due to her being a night witch so anything that made her feel uncomfortable she didn't say outloud since she's afraid of being alone
>>36457724Air-launched V-1s with very primitive home-on-radiation guidance.
>>36457690shit the squids are still hitting the states>>36457761oh fuck
Yeah we're cannon fodder!
>>36457781we are the decoy unit! just like the white base and the gundam!
>>36457772 V-1s were launched from He-111s during WWII, we're just changing the target and adding anti-rad guidance.
>>36457643I feel like /tg/ never showed a whole lot of interest in Trude's problems, which is a bit of a shame. The Trudefags seem more interested in holding her up as a "cool" waifu who'd bounce with us and shit. The instant she started revealing an sort of emotions, she lost all her fans.
>>36457761Oh hell yes.>>36457788WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE
>>36457788There's a difference?I'm military and we call decoy units cannon fodder.
alright. Time to share my remembered knowledge.The problem with the EilaxSayna relationship is that Sanya is too afraid of losing Eila to tell her what she wants and Eila is too unobservant that Sanya would much prefer pettings than aggressive grabass.Mio has known about the bounce since the first time Young woke up at Barin with no pants on. She made a thinly veiled reference to it when they were alone in a room and both Young and anon started freaking out with "SHE KNOWS! OH GOD SHE KNOWS"
>>36457812Eh the main thing was Planefag intentionally getting her out of the scene long enough for Minna to fully take the win.
>>36457781Not "cannon fodder". We'll be a "lightning rod".
>>36457833No, the main thing is that you're still this asshurt over a year later.Stop being asshurt.
>>36457836...We're still going to be needing new engines after this.
>>36455655>What? No they weren't - not for modern military aircraft of the era, at any rate.Well yeah you can narrow it down in a variety of ways. The top of the line stuff was entirely (or just about) made of metal, but that only occupies a narrow slice at the topAll-metal DESIGNS were fairly common for the high-performance stuff like fighter aircraft. But from what I've read though putting those designs into practice was pretty hard, particularly in regards to finding the aluminium. The US and Britain were well supplied, but the Axis powers and Russia had to make do with what they had. So a lot of production aircraft went into service with wooden parts replacing what should have been metal, or were specifically designed to use wood because of the metal shortage.Results were... mixed. You have success stories like the Mosquito, but the LaGG-3 for instance was a pretty crap plane in terms of pilot mortality. So much so that the pilots actually nicknamed it the "varnished guaranteed coffin" because it was mostly made of wood. Pretty grim. And material shortages could affect weapons too. Late in the war Japan ran out of high quality steel and some of their cannon amunition had to be loaded with less powder or the guns would be damaged.I fell down a WW2 history rabbit hole long ago and it's all Fap Angel's fault.>>36455501One rather scary problem with canvas controls is that if they aren't built properly or get damaged air can get inside and inflate the canvas. When the canvas balloons it can rupture or just get ripped off by the windstream leaving you with no controls. Fun!
>>36457853>>36457833>Brave Police HQ, this is McCrane! Shots fired at Fap Angel street, request backup! Say again, shots fired at Fap Angel street, request backup!
>>36457757>>36457757It was her choice. Although you're right in that her having few friends has made her terrified of losing Eila, which creates the problem of her not wanting to set boundaries for fear of being abandoned. Without speaking up Eila is ignorant of Sanya's feelings and Sanya is unable to really get a chance to decide what she is comfortable with.
>>36457812I wouldn't say Trude lost all her fans. I still consider myself one. I think just the most vocal "waifu wars" guys stopped talking her up. I miss her though. We need some time with her soon. Also Erica. It has been far too long since we had some Erica randomness.
Mio continues to sketch out the details during the short drive back to Eddington strip – in the same jeep you stole earlier, you note. The “little” airstrip has already been cleared, the bomb-holes patched with hastily bulldozed fill or covered over with pierced-steel-planking. A number of aircraft are lined up near the ramp, technicians and fuel trucks bustling every which way. You pick out a Mustang, ammo belts being loaded into its four guns, and at least a few sets of Strikers being given pre-flight warmups on portable stands. “The briefing's in the Alert Shack,” Mio says, leading the way. You walk back in, wincing slightly at the memory of groin trauma so recently suffered here. The cots have been dragged into rough rows in front of a map-board sparsely decorated with a few scattered red pins and yarn-strings. The only visible occupant is sitting on a cot, his leather-clad back and a faint column of cigarette smoke the only visible things in the poorly-lit room. “Eh? Are you the briefing officer?” you ask. “... you're pretty good,” Frank Luke says in his characteristic gravelly grump. “... uh,” you reply, suddenly very, very unhappy with this whole everything. “But you'll never expect this,” he says, swinging his legs over the cot as he spins to face you, puffing on a freshly-lit stogie. You try to stay silent, but you know there's no way you'll out-wait Luke – not when he's got a target in his sights. >... a knife to the throat?>... a promotion? >... [write-in]
>>36457913Nigger she was ordered to Barin, it wasn't her fucking choice to go. It's not her choice to be a in new place, surrounded by new people, and on a completely different fucking sleep and flight schedule than everyone else BUT other night witches or night fighters.
>>36457931>Also Erica. It has been far too long since we had some Erica randomness.Yeah I've got some plans for her soon, don't you worry about that emphasis on random
>>36457833I recall choosing to hang out with Minna over Trude many, many times. At first it was "she the commander, we have to deal with her", but over time the excuses just go flimsier and flimsier.
>>36457946>... a promotion?
>>36457946>... [write-in]A new wing buddy?
>>36457946>>... a promotion?"They've given me your job? Awesome! My first order is to for you to go mop up some rain."
>>36457946>>... a promotion?
>>36457946>>... a promotion?Because a knife to the throat is like #6 on the things we expect list.
>>36457963SWEET! You just made my night planefag!
>>36457953I never said that. I was responding to an anon who thought she was forced to bunk with Eila. I was saying it was her choice to move in with Eila
>>36457883Yeah that's pretty much right. Wood/semi-wood construction was a lot more common in civilian aviation and/or older aircraft, of course.
>>36457946>... [write-in]>"L-Luke I never knew you felt that way"
>>36457946>"you're pretty good"
>>36458066PIC RELATED>>36458054>LUKE, I...
>>36457946>we'll never expect this"You finally implemented the beer-thermal unit to cool nose mounted RADAR arrays that had me yelling at Patton?"
>>36457946>we'll never expect thisHellcow is our payload?
>>36458123Fuck it, this.
>>36457946The Neon Samurai has become an official unit?Luke is our minister for our engagement to Eila?Lucky Strikes are have ceased to be produced?We get to beat Big Wing Maloney's face with a tire iron?Cupcake is pregnant?Panic.
>>36458169>Cupcake is pregnant?But we already know that.
>>36458169They finally let us use that BIG-ASS NUC--Nevermind.
>>36458192We know it sure, but does Luke? Does Luke realize that he knows that Young knows that he knows Cupcake is pregnant?
>>36458214>>36458192>implying Cupcake doesn't use protectionBirth Control Magic, never start a magical sexual revolution without it.
>>36458214>He knows that young knows that he knows that young knows that he knows that young knows that he knows that young knows
>>36458228>implying she doesLivin' on the edge, man.
>>36458219>that image set will never be translated
>>36458244She's a slut, not stupid. Getting knocked up means she can't blow aliums out of the sky anymore.
“... yooou saw the wisdom in beer-based fire-suppression systems?” you venture. “Long time no see, honey,” a familiar voice murmurs from beside you. You turn and find yourself staring Tits in the... tits. And such tits they are, straining against the thin, taut fabric of a nylon swimsuit as they yearn for freedom. You follow those wonderful curves up to the finely-shaped collarbones, the delicate and highly nibbleable neck and finally up to the FISTCEILING FLOOR FLOOR STOP SPINNING FLOOR PLSPLS FLOOR Distantly you hear Luke laughing like the old grizzled scavating hyena bastard he is as someone lifts you by your shirt-front and shakes you around a bit. When your consciousness finally slows to a manageable RPM, you manage to make out the fantastic features of Charlotte. “The HELL did you do to my Luuchini?” she snarls, giving you another shake. “Just what the HELL did you do?” “... listen, I can explain-” “No,” Charlotte says. “No, you really can't.” In the background you hear Luke wheezing as he finally runs out of air, and a faint thump he falls off the cot. You roll your eyes at Sakamoto, but she just shrugs in a no-I-think-you've-got-this-one-coming gesture. “Listen the crazy wop tried to run me over with a bulldozer okay, so whatever's going on between us, I think we can call it even-”“No, no, I know about all that shit, my problem is she's starting to act like YOU!” Charlotte snarls, giving you another violent shake. “Fat chance,” you snort. “That'd mean she's getting kills!” Charlotte's fist flies back so fast you've barely got time to squeal before it comes screaming down towards your face. >DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC>CROSS-COUNTER!
>>36458244The next time we engage in coitus, we should start off with asking how she wants her eggs.Boiled, poached, or fertilized?
>>36458245It can't be helped
>>36458268>>DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY
>>36458268>DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAYWe are many things, but we are not the sort of guy to punch a girl in the face.
>>36458268>>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
>>36458268Pivot off her arm and get some space between you. Mio won't let you get seriously hurt if you're about to go protect her witches in a live battle.
>>36458268>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
>>36458268>>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQCCQC here being Close-Quarters Cuddling
>>36458268Changing my vote>>36458290To>PUNCH HER IN THE FISTSURPRISE BROFIST!
>>36458268GRAB HER TITS.
Guys, lets remember that we need her on our wing during the coming battle. We can't go giving her a black eye right now.
>>36458268Grope her, she wouldn't suspect it!FEEL THE VALHALLA!
>>36458268>DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY
>>36458298>>36458290Keep it classy fellas.
>>36458329She just gave us one. Fair is fair.
>>36458268>>DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAYWE ARE THE ONE
>>36458268>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQCI can't remember, did CQC include grappling? I'm going to pretend it did.If not>M.A.D. Counter Punch
>>36458266I dont know how often that stops female soldiers.
>>36458327>>36458336As much as I love Minna, the man in me requires I vote this.
>>36458268Grab her tits. It's what Luchinni would do
>>36458351An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind
>>36458360>the man>not the lonely rapist
>>36458357>COBRAS, HOOOAh, man, good times, good times.Apart from the occasional stops in posting coughPERSONAcough
>>36458268>DODGE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAYthen>>36458327>>36458336
>>36458266>PILOT>considering the consequences of her actionsShe's like Young, but with more sexual predator.
Fun Fact: It's been over 30 threads since Shirley's last appearance. (where she didn't even have a line)
>>36458235Okay the surstromming I get, but why the chocolate? And what is she putting in the pot?
>>36458382>An Eye-Talian for an Eye-TalianWhere's Lucchini when you need her??!
>>36458283I LOL'd SO HARD!!!!!
>>36458268>>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQCIt's nice to see her, but also rubbing salt into the wound.
>>36458383Actually, I have a gf
>>36458353>I can't remember, did CQC include grappling?I'm amazed that people missed thisI thought /tg/ was the best at the "find shortest path to lewd" game
[x]Shoot ourselves in the head-[x]Have our persona grab her tits--[x]"Honk honk"
>>36458428We're rusty! We don't have chances to actually be lewd in 89! Ghost is staunchly anti-lewd.
>>36458268>>REMEMBER THE BOOBICS OF CQC
>>36458438>Have our persona grab her titsI didn't know Chen was our persona/stand/shikigami/familiar
Do we get to have fun soon? Because it seems like all of everything is catching up to us and somehow its all our fault.
>>36458428You make a Metal Gear reference, and Metal Gear CQC is more throws and blocks than grapples. Look at the Boss's fight.
>>36458443Excuses is all you have for neglecting your training. Ya'll are some lewd motherfuckers regardless of what people write.
>>36458443>Implying that stopped anyone to make lewd anyway.
>>36458478>somehow its all our fault.It IS all our fault, though.
>>36458268>>CROSS-COUNTER!I GIVE NO FUCKS.
>>36458529Not all of it. Sure we can be an ass sometimes but Luchini acting like us is not our fault, we've barely said words to the girl except to scream curses. Its her fault if she thinks were a good role model.
We should use the "I'm pregnant" line on Charlotte same way we did on Minna while she swings. One of the Witches is bound to freakout.
>>36458582We gave her aviators and pants, then brought her along as we trolled the fuck out of some Marines. Then we taunted her to one-up us by destroying her pillow fort and then her sand castle.
>>36458612Technically, Joe destroyed her sandcastle.
>>36458582>be an ass sometimesWe have never interacted with Lucchini in anything but an antagonistic fashion. I don't think we've cut her a single break.
>>36458612Hmm. I guess. It just seems a bit disproportionate to me, what with everyone beating the shit out of us on a regular basis. We probably shouldn't be cleared for flight status at this point.
>>36458683I see no problem with this. We should obviously continue to do so.
>REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
>>36458683She's never been anything but antagonistic us either, it goes both ways.
>>36458684Healwitches, bro, we'd be fine for combat, and they've hardly been worse to us than we have to them.Unless you're talking about Minna, then yeah our hips will never recover, but this is okay.
>Shirley and Eila breaking our bones>Luke is gonna brief us on a mission>V-1 with HARM abilitiesOnly one thing comes to mind.
>>36458684They beat the shit out of us because we do everything in our power to deserve it. The only thing we haven't done yet is throw a live grenade with a belt of .50 cal bullets strapped to it into someone's room.Chuck still has us beat in that regard, by the way.
>>36458710I don't remember repeatedly trying to punch witches in the face. And even with heal witches we've had a bad morning, what with the five attempts to kill us.
>>36458741You're taking this more seriously than our protagonist is.Consider this for a moment.
>>36458695stop bullying italians
>>36458684We fucking took a grenade to the chest this morning we definitely should not be. Honestly I want Young to just flip his shit say FUCK EVERYTHING and go take a nap. Dude needs it.
>>36458741There is the whole "shooting people with wax bullets in their unprotected areas" thing.
>>36458733It really seemed like we were already over much of that shit, but I guess not. And it all being our fault pisses me off some too, because they deserve some of the shit we give them.
>>36458764I'll bully you.
>>36458770>I want Young to not be a pilot>>36458778>I can't understand how our actions have consequences
THREAD NEEDS MORE SHENANIGANS>PUSH SHIRLEY AND HAVE HER SURPRISE KISS LUKE
>>36458778What, you expect them to take what we do to them without complain or retaliation?And usually it's us doing things to them first.
>>36458789I understand our actions have consequences I'm not saying they shouldn't. But repeated grievous bodily harm seems excessive.
>>36458810something something kids these days greatest generation etc
>>36458810And again, you're taking it way too seriously.
>>36458803At this point I have lost track of who's done what to who, who tried to kill who last and who has the next largest trauma likely to explode in our face.
>>36458810>But repeated grievous bodily harm seems excessiveApparently your limits on what constitutes acceptable shenanigans is far too restricted compared to the standards of the time, if Chuck can get away with throwing a handful of .50 cal bullets into the lit stove of an occupied tent and not be charged with attempted murder.
You dodge the blow with the finely-tuned reflexes of a combat aviator. Unfortunately, combat aviators are never taught the basics of CQC, so your swift reaction is simply to adopt the fetal position as swiftly as possible. This results in your knees slamming into Charlotte's ass, who's already leaning over to accost you. She ends up flying forward into a roll, and pulling you along for the ride. You end up atop of her, somehow, and your warriors instincts scream one thing – ATTACK. “BHLEARRRF” you wail, batting at Charlotte wildly. She hastily counter-attacks and soon you're both whapping at each other, faces turned to the side to avoid each other's “blows.” This only ends when you're forcibly lifted off Charlotte by her brother, who's audibly trying to stifle snickers and not doing a good job of it. Somewhere in the background Luke is desperately gasping for breath between pained, high-pitched giggles. “I hate you,” you rasp between gasps, feeling the ache growing in your jaw where Charlotte connected. “I hate you so much. It's unreal.” “That's what you get for stealing my schtick, asshole,” Luke replies, wiping tears from his eyes. “The hell did I ever steal from you?”“Dual-wielding pistols while riding a motorcycle?” he asks, shaking his head. “Never try to one-up me, son. My vengeance is swift and terrible.”
>>36458850SON OF A DUCK.
>>36458850You grump as you gaze around the room, which is filling up fast. In addition to Sanya, Heidi has shown up, and Chuck, and Charlotte (of course,) and what you presume is Luke's crewmen. In the back of the room is an older woman that seems familiar, but you can't place right away. “Looks like everyone's here,” Luke says. “Time for the brief-”The phone rings. Luke snatches it out of the crade. “Ey?” With a sigh of exasperation, he gives the magneto of the field phone a few quick turns, and applies it again. “One more time?” He listens. He hangs up.“English weather sucks dong, we're patrolling over London, flight assignments in the air. Lets get going. Whatever's happening, it's happening soon.”
>>36458828>>36458833>>36458849I guess. I'll shut up now since it doesn't seem to bother anyone else.
>>36458850Blueboard, man, blueboard.
>>36458885Please and thank you.>>36458879oh shiiiiiii
Page ten warning!
>>36458879>The phone rings. Luke snatches it out of the crade. “Ey?” With a sigh of exasperation, he gives the magneto of the field phone a few quick turns, and applies it again. “One more time?” >He listens. >He hangs up.I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE PHONE LINES
>>36458888Technically that one's 4chan Worksafe™ since there's no nipples, penises or vaginas visible.
>>36458879Marseille a best.
STRIKE WITCHES QUEST WILL RESUME SOON (TEE EM LEL OMG) but no seriously we're going to be rolling again in a few days there won't be another two-week wait becuase I got School Things worked out and I'm getting more awful-fucking-midshifts, but that means I can go till 2AM without a problem SO SWQ AGAIN SOON KTHX. >>36458849This. The hilarious thing is, even with ALL THE INSANE SHIT I have written into this quest, at his absolute best Young is barely exceeding some shit actual pilots did during that war. >>36458885Mio did just effectively house-arrest Elia over this kind of thing ("confined to quarters") so while she's willing to overlook a few good shit-slappin blows she wouldn't let Young get concussed or anything. If you manage to piss off a woman who's combat philosophy is literally FLY ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD, you dun goof'd.
>>36458985THANKS FOR THE RIDE YOU TWISTED GENIUS>you dun gouf'dFTFY
We'll celebrate sane bedtimes with more Charlotte pics.
>>36458985Thanks for the run dude. And thanks for addressing my questions.
>>36458985good run tonight, aircraftfaggot
>>36458985>The hilarious thing is, even with ALL THE INSANE SHIT I have written into this quest, at his absolute best Young is barely exceeding some shit actual pilots did during that war.Is it safe to say that, short of actually killing a fellow soldier (who was of the same rank or higher than you, superiors summarily executing subordinates for doing stupid shit or being a fuckup being an accepted thing), people can get away with a lot of shit, and Witches even more so?So long as someone higher up in the chain of command isn't pissed off at you for the stupid shit you just did, you can probably get away with it so long as there isn't evidence for the MP's to find?Because that's what it feels like happened during WW2, and more so during the Martian War.
Someone save this thread quick!
>>36458985>>36459091This including beating a fellow soldier/pilot up, so long as the participants are both still combat/flight-capable, or can be made so with trivial effort from a healwitch?
>>36458235Fffffffffffffffuuuuucccckkkk that licorice. It tastes like extra salty mentholated semen.
>>36458985>there won't be another two-week wait> two-weekTry THREE, motherfucker. You can't just give out crack and then withhold it for three weeks!
Someone archive this on suptg, I gotta leave right now
I'm archiving it, but we left it too late.
>>36458985Thanks for running fap angel, this quest never fails to amuse.
>>36459138You did it wrong. You're supposed to put the thread # in it.
>>36459138/tg/ has an archive that keeps quest on site for a set period of time
>>36459157I know. Do you see it anywhere in the thread?
>>36459187Fucking previous thread +1102, fucking god dammit. No go get the suptg guys to fix it.
>>36459230!!!Lynne: "I need an adult."Adolfine: "I am an adult."
>>36459065I dunno if I should be scared now
>>36459230I find it amusing that Adolfine wears pants because the guy she is based on didn't.
>>36459118I've heard people describe the taste as a chemical burn. Which it basically is, given that they combine hydrochloric acid and ammonia to make it.
>>36459348Those're chaps, man. :D