Ibi has had some particularly average days.This is not one of them.
Is that you Abbadon
>>36174516Is it because he started growing boobs?
>Is that you AbbadonWho the fuck is Abbadon?
>>36174623no one particularly important. Now, >>retrieve arms
>>36174623Turn on the damn lights, its too damn dark.
>retrieve armsIbi's arms are where they should be. On her shoulders.
>>36174721Wait, that's a girl?
>>36174721Good, now comb your hair. You are developing double cowlicks.Oh, and turn the lights on or something.
>Oh, and turn the lights on or something.Ibi feels around. There is no light switch. This appears to be a closet.
>>36174877The hell? Get out of the closet you silly girl.Out of the closet. Get it?
>>36174877> Come out of the closet>Feel relieved
Get ye Qur'an. It's always useful in a time like this.
>>36174877>Ibi is in the closetGuess that explains the short hair and boyish figureGet out of the closet Ibi! Accept your true self!
>>36174877That is no way to live a life. Get out of the closet, it is for your own good.
>Come out of the closet>Feel relievedIbi sure is relieved to be out of the where the fuck is this.
>>36174993Is that a suicide note you left behind? Better read through it in case you put down something embarrassing.
>>36174993>Climb door>Climb outside of borders
>>36174993> Check drawers> Examine clothes
>>36174993Ibi, might be helpful if you expanded on why you feel this is not an average day.
>>36174993Open the tipped over filing cabinet
Seconded on the drawers. Check your drawers for your Qur'an.
> Check drawersIbi checks the drawers. One is locked.Ibi gains a MEDICAL FILE.
>>36175262> OPEN MEDICAL FILE> READ MEDICAL FILE> CLOSE MEDICAL FILELet's get to the bottom of it: is Ibi suffering clannAIDS?
>>36175262Check the other drawer. Your Qu'ran has to be around here somewhere.
>>36175262What's in the file?
> OPEN MEDICAL FILE> READ MEDICAL FILEAll Ibi finds is this.What the shit.
>>36175469Close the file.
>>36175469"...suffering spasms and""Medicine has been ingored and hidden"How sweet.
>>36175469Meh. Somethings are meant to be mysterious. Try the other drawer. If not that, the door.
I say bust open the drawer.
>>36175469Ward: 1143Age: 9(?)Probably not us.
>>36175469So your name is short of Isabelle? Okay. Try the other door.
>>36175665Probably us, but younger. Note that the file also has a date for "Lost" but since we weren't, the file is LIES.
>Meh. Somethings are meant to be mysterious. Try the other drawer. If not that, the door.The door opens easily.A man appears to be sealed in a glass case.Another person appears to have exploded over there.
>>36175697Or rather the file isLeis.
>>36175733Knock on the glass and say tell him you are here for his kidneys
>>36175733Break glass with foot. Do not DO NOT touch console.
>>36175733How fresh is the blood? Is it still dripping? Dried? Rotting? How does it smell?
>>36175733Observe man in glass box first. Then, if he's still alive, see if you can free him.
>>36175903>Sealed glass boxI think he ded, mate.
>>36175932if the blood's fresh, the glass box might be fresh too. If he's ded, we can look at what he has on him.
>Observe man in glass box.He is alive! But trapped. Ibi probably needs a blunt object first.
>>36175986There seems to be something at the edge of the floor, just to the right of the blood.
>>36175986We should lick off al this blood on keyboard before we will use it
>>36175986Go back to closet to look for something to break glass with. That guy might know what's going on here.
>>36176022Bad idea. Spontaneous combustion is contagious.
>>36175986For the love of God, she's born with two blunt objects on the ends of her legs! Stomp on the glass!
>There seems to be something at the edge of the floor, just to the right of the blood.Ibi has found a LONG STICK.
>>36176091But then her feets would be hurt! How would she get around without them?
>>36176129Use your charades skills to make the guy understand that you're going to try to break the glass with the stick. If he seems okay with it, break the glass and free him.
>Use your charades skills to make the guy understand that you're going to try to break the glass with the stick.Ibi waits for no one.The glass cracks. Seems like the stick can't do any more than crack it.
>>36176259Keep cracking. Sooner or later it'll give way.
>>36176259Whack it a few more times. If you chip off enough, you should at least be able to make an air hole or two.
>Keep cracking. A few wracks and a hit foot later, the man is freed.He introduces himself as Wendell.
>>36176373Ask him how he got in the glass case.
>>36176373> ask the nice man if he saw what made the blood explosion
>>36176381"How'd you get stuck in that glass case?">"Same way you got in the closet""A repressive childhood?">"..."
OP is kill
>>36176373>Isabelle>WendellRUBY QUEST TWO CONFIRMED
>>36176783One of the, if not the, first quests on /tg/. Very good. Guy who ran it hasn't shown up in /tg/ in years.
>>36176783Haha, you funny guy. I kill you last.(It's an old old quest from long ago. All characters were named after characters in Animal Crossing. Isabelle and Wendell are characters in Animal Crossing. One plus three is sixteen.)>>36176373Also, type "1143" in the keypad.
>>36176802Using the stick. Probably don't want to actually touch the blood.
>>36176819>with the stickWhat's the worst that can happen?(You're probably right, though.)
>>36176844Hey, don't spoil it. Let people read through it on their own.
>>36176869Good call, thanks.
So looks like we scared him off. Sucks, I was looking forward to actually participating - I missed all but one of the original threads.
>>36174516We've missed you...
>>36177030It's not Weaver, he always saves a .gif
>>36177359Hypothetically, he could have decided on .png, seeing as it's easy to animate and more flexible than .gif.However, I do have a hunch that you're right.
>Ruby Quest 2!>Author fleesYou can't fool us, Weaver! We know you're here!I know you drew sad Bonnie things in /5N@F/!
>>36177462Weaver has been continually pumping out content near constantly since the days of Ruby Quest.He's been floating around various generals (currently /5N@F/), he made a promise that he's not going to let his quests on /tg/chan (Dive Quest and Nan Quest), and he also has a tumblr where he uploads his sketches.He's also done some streaming iirc.He still uploads all of his stuff as gifs.>>36176259>>36176373Also that blood brush doesn't look very similar to his either.
>>36177528Yeah, you can tell Weaver's stuff immediately from the blood. That's nowhere near slashy enough.
>>36177528Ok, neat. Obviously, I haven't kept up with him.So, what was this thread, anyway?
Does Weaver know he ruined /tg/? We will never be rid of cancerous questfags now.
>>36177679That's like blaming Gaigax for FATAL, or Maids RPG.
>>36178950Hey, Maid RPG is fun in small doses...And I like quest threads... Some of the time.
>>36176801Drew the lich is considered the first.RubyQuest made quests in to a thing and set the format.Also weaver lurks and posts here every now and then.>>36177679It's not cancer if it was always at the core of the board, newfag.the 2009 event ruined /tg/ and /a/ has made sure it will never recover.
>>36177679>We will never be rid of cancerous questfags now.You know there's other /tg/s where quests aren't allowed, right?