> PREVIOUSLY ON MAGICAL GREEN LANTERN: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Magical+Green+Lanternhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y8A7ttvGiIYou are Lumière Berger, Green Lantern of Sector 2814.Sitting in a chair next to you while you lie back in her bed is Lumière Berger, Green Lantern of Sector 2814. You cross your arms, you did faint back there, which was not nice of you, but the shock, the horror, and everything. You could handle time travel, you did it once anyway. But this, knowing what the world has come to.And knowing that you touched lips with that red slimey alien! Ugh… you silently gag a bit, visibly to her distress. You’re going to vomit. You need to get that image out of your head. How are things so bad that Sinestro of all people has turned into your lover?!Or worse, HIS lover!?Oh, no, no. You need a bucket. You quickly grab a bucket from the side of the bed and spit out some drool and spittle. No, no, no, stomach…“Ooh lala~,” she says, leaning back. “I can see you are taking this very well.”You drop the bucket by a very sleepy, old, and much less enthusiastic Steel who lies by the bedside. “Look,” you say. “How are things this bad!?”She shrugs, crossing her arms. “I do not know, petite-moi. Most things have just been downhill for me ever since that day FDR was shot. I didn’t follow Savage through like I should have, and clearly you did though.” She conjures up a cigarette with her power ring, then puffs as she lights up with a silver lighter. “And it appears his death must have been the turning point in everything, oui?”
>>36161918[2/2]You nod. “Oui, but…” You wave away some of the green smoke she puffs out as she smokes. When did you learn to smoke? “What about the Corps? How did Legion happen?”“Simple, he gathered the Manhunters, then attacked Oa in force,” says Grande-moi. “Other allies as well supported him, I believe the Red Lanterns themselves even supported the effort with ships and manpower. It was terrible, simply terrible. I was not there myself, I was busy on Earth with Clarissa, but when we learned the news…” She sighs. “We did not know what to do.”You nod. “So… not only do I have to make sure FDR does not get assassinated,” you say. You have to compile this all at once. “I have to make sure Legion fails in his attempt to destroy Oa.”“That goes without saying,” she says.“And another thing, how did Sinestro return?” you ask.She tilts her head, looking up to the ceiling. “I am unaware. He arrived sometime in the month before Legion invaded Oa, with a yellow ring, and a whole new Corps behind him. I’m sure you’ve seen his accomplices, Arkillo especially.”You nod. “He looks like Kilowog.”“Indeed,” she says. She conjures up a clock to look at. “We have not much time. Per Degaton still has the time machine and we must recover it if we are to save the timeline. Oui?”> “I need more information. All of this could save the Green Lantern Corps.”> “Let us go find him then.”> “As long as we do not go with Sinestro.”> Write in
>>36161925> “I need more information. All of this could save the Green Lantern Corps.”ya gotta be specific with time travel shenanigans, misunderstandings are just killer.Did you like my request Decu did Schteel?
>>36161925>> “Let us go find him then.”
>>36161925>> “Let us go find him then.”Yes we have stop this tragedy from happening
>>36161959It was very interesting.Please stop, it's making me ship LumixSinestro and I DON'T WANT TO.
>>36161987 what do you ship?
>>36161925> “I need more information. All of this could save the Green Lantern Corps.”Give us the cliff notes version. We don't need to know the fluff, just the important stuff of when/where/why.> “Let us go find him then.”
>>36161987the first GL (Alan Scott) married one of his villains and had kids, before DC turned him gay.
>>36161925>“Let us go find him then.”>>36161987I know that feeling. Somehow the images make it funny rather than creepy which is what it should be.
>>36161987Stay strong Schteel
>>36161987in my defense, I asked Decu to do slutty Lumi hitting on Dick Grayson OR LumiXSinestro.I let Decu CHOOSE
>>36162085wait are we talking about the cumshot drawing he did
>>36162085Why would assume he would choose anything else?
>>36162134the only real question about that pic is reverse cowgirl or doggy style?
>>36162180from the angle of the drawing I would say doggy
>>36161987>>36162085>>36162134>>36162206Can someone post the pic?
>>36162224and get banned?its in Schteel's twitter feed
>>36162224It got deleted from the drawthread so I ain't risking it.
>>36162035I still found it creepy regardless.
> “Let us go find him then.”You sigh, standing up steadily and nearly whacking your head on a pipe overhead. “Fine, fine. Let us go, you can tell me more about this timeline as we go by. But we find Degaton and we resolve this quickly. Oui?” She nods, smiling at you. “Good, good.” You cross your arms. “So what is the plan?”Grande-moi starts leading you out of her room and out into the hissing boiler works of the Secret Society’s headquarters. She says, “Per Degaton’s rendezvous is at one of Vandal Savage’s headquarters here in New York, or as he calls it City 222. He is to wait for Monsieur Vandal Savage there for further orders.”You nod, passing on by a pair of heroes as they walk and talk. “So where does Savage fit in?”“Our Martian friend was trying to probe his mind, he was at it for the past few hours while you were out. So far he has been resilient.” You both pause outside of a door, where you can hear the torturous screams of Vandal Savage from the inside. Oh God, what are they doing to him!? “We are doing our best.”You narrow your eyes. “Are you torturing him?”“Oui.” She nods. “The Martian could not penetrate his mind, so Thaal decided to give it a try.” She says that as if this is the most normal thing in the world. “Is something the matter with that?”> “No, it’s fine.”> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”> Write in
>>36162286> “No, it’s fine.”we have no satisfactory alternative to offer.
>>36162286>“You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”Furure-Lumi is just an avalanche of disappointments.
>>36162286>> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”
>>36162286> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”
>>36162286>“You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”Future Lumi needs to tone down the edge
>>36162286>> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”People in the future are always a shit
>>36162286>...I cannot condone that, but you have lived a harder future than my present. Even if you don't admit it, I know it must pain you. I promise when we have set this right, that I will not compromise my morals like you have been forced to.
>>36162286> “No, it’s fine.”"I am just still in shock about how fat I got "(poke her tummy)
>>36162286> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”> write in Let me talk to savage
> “You can’t torture people, that’s unlike a Lantern.”You glare at her a bit. “Grande-moi. You cannot just torture people. That is unlike a Lantern. In fact, I saw you kill those soldiers back there a little while ago. What happened?”“A lot of things,” says Grande-moi. “With the threat of Legion looming even and the Red Lanterns coming in, the Guardians rescinded the universal law of not taking a sentient life.” A pit forms in your stomach. Oh no. “It was obviously not enough, but we now at least are not restricted to non-lethal force. We can now kill those we see fit.”You nod. “A final solution to a solvable problem.”“I will not debate with myself, I am sure I will lose,” she says. You both look to the door. “Anyway, we are trying to probe Savage’s mind in order to gauge the strength of the headquarters garrison, and if we are lucky, perhaps even the exact location of Degaton himself.”“Right,” you say. “So where do I fit in?”“We will assemble a team to strike. We’ll cause diversions all over the city while the Strike Team takes it to the headquarters, and finds the time machine. We hijack it, then we send you back. Simple as that. I will lead one of the diversionary teams, along with Thaal, but you will go with Arkillo and Red Tornado.”You blink. “Red Tornado? She’s alive?”Grande-Moi pauses. “Um, well-“[1/2]
>>36162654[2/2]:: GREETINGS! ::You both flinch backwards as hovering robot flies up behind you both. It is a robotic version of the Red Tornado you know, except instead of legs or even hips, there stands some sort of rocket propulsion device keeping her floating in the air. The cooking pot helmet has been retained, with a few bullet holes worryingly scaring it near the glowing blue eyes.:: I AM RED TORNADO! AM I TO ASSIST YOU TODAY, GREEN LANTERN? ::You look at Grande-moi. “What.”“I may have uh… gotten lonely without her company and well…” She motions to Red Tornado II. “I rebuilt her.”> “Interesting way of rebuilding her.”> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”> What> Write in
>>36162663> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”
>>36162663>Tear up> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”
>>36162663>“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”Fuck this future so hard.
>>36162663>> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”>The cooking pot helmet has been retained, with a few bullet holes worryingly scaring it near the glowing blue eyes.Make a note to get her a decent helmet when we get back
>>36162663> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”Mental note: do not become like creepy, Sinestto snogging Grande-moi. Building robots is pretty cool though.
>>36162683This, please, ah jeeze this future SUCKS
>>36162663> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”So many reasons to go back and make sure this future NEVER happens.
>>36162727At least its not Future's End bad future
>>36162760It should be plenty of incentive to train to be a better GL. Like training DBZ style. And if anyone tells us that we're taking this too seriously, all we ned to do is think about future Lumi and Sinestro.
>>36162683Supporting Also, we should ask how did we fall in love with Sinestro. There has to be a story behind that.
>>36162857We get all foreboding and serious. Ends justify the means. future Lumiere is horribly disturbed when we make our way to leave.
> “Well, it’s nice to meet you, Rouge.”You take Red Tornado II’s hand and shake it, smiling sadly. Oh, you can’t cry now, the poor girl. “It is nice to meet you, Rouge.”Red Tornado happily says, :: WE ARE MOST DELIGHTED TO BE UNDER YOUR COMMAND, GREEN LANTERN. I LOOK FORWARD TO THE FIGHT. :: Her eyes flash red. :: AND TO SLAUGHTERING NAZIS AND WATCHING THEIR CITIES BURN! ALL WILL PERISH UNDER THE STORMS AND THE MIGHT OF RED TORNADO! :: Her eyes flash blue again. :: WILL YOU LIKE SOME TEA? ::You look over to Grande-moi. “She’s not perfect,” she says.“Clearly,” you say. “But she will do.”“Right.” She points to the door with her thumb. “I will oversee the interrogation. Perhaps you would like to integrate yourself with Arkillo and the rest of the Secret Society perhaps. I will call you when we are ready to go.” She opens up the door and shuts it behind you.You look at Red Tornado II. “PERHAPS SOME MUSIC TO ACCOMPANY- :: Her eyes flash red :: OUR VALIANT CRUSADE OF BLOODLETTING AND DESTRUCTION OF THE EVILS OF VANDAL SAVAGE’S REGIME :: Her eyes flash back to blue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t314wo05ElI> Go find Arkillo, might as well get to know him.> Wander around the Secret Society’s base> Wait for Grande-Moi> Write in
>>36162983>> Wander around the Secret Society’s baseLet's see who's around and avoid the yellow lanterns like a plague
>>36162983> Wait for Grande-Moi>Resume vomiting in bucket
>>36162983>Wander around the Secret Society’s base
>>36162983>Go find Arkillo, might as well get to know him.>Wander around the Secret Society’s baseWhy not both? He's probably hanging around somewhere secluded unless he's one of the more socially adept YLs. Might have to go around the base to find him anyways.
>>36162983>Wander around the Secret Society’s baseAlso keep an eye out for anything ...off never know if something is on the path to a huge explosion or something
>>36163009Lets do this. Even I feel like throwing up
>>36162983> Write inFuck it, just pay with Schteel
>>36163290>SchteelShit is he even here?
>>36163310He was next to our bed
>>36163310He was mentioned in the OP. He's an old doggie now and much less energetic.
>>36163290I wonder if he ever became a blue lantern, where are they actually
>>36163360The Blue Lantern Corps was the first victim of Legion's conquests after Oa. They were wiped out to a man.
>>36163360Destroyed with Mojo
>>36163382I guess they were are kind of an easy target without anyone helping them out
>>36163398Hope without will is powerless
> Wander around the Secret Society’s baseThe Secret Society as it is called is a mixed group of both heroes and villains, all united under the banner of fighting Savage’s regime. You see a lot of familiar faces from the newspapers. You see the shadow of what appears to be the Joker stark against the light with the silhouette of the Batman. Huh, so those two are working together these days, that’s quite interesting.You also see STRIPE, resting against a crate, Stargirl curled up in his arms napping. Aw, that’s cute. You probably shouldn’t disturb them.You cross your arms as you keep on wandering through. Everything seems calm it seems. Red Tornado II floats up alongside you, happily playing music. At least she seems as bubbly as her human counterpart.“You there!” You pause in step. Someone calling you? You look over to see the giant alien Arkillo marching up to you. People quickly disperse and run away in his presence as he snarls. Oh boy, oh boy. “Green Lantern! I have been looking for you!”You blink. “Oh, really?” He stops just short of you, looking down on you, growling and snarling.Oh, you really want to go right now.“I have been told I was to be under YOUR command. I will not serve such a petulant little child!” he snarls.> “Yeah, sure, you can command.”> “Nope, you serve me.”> Write in
>>36163529> Write inExcuse my German, but who the hell are you?
>>36162983>> Wander around the Secret Society’s base
>>36163529>“Nope, you serve me.”
>>36163529>I am stronger than you would give me credit, Arkillo, and besides, am I not the apt pupil of your own Corpse leader? Show some respect.
>>36163529> you know there's like two of us, right. And I'm just the other one from the past.
>>36163529>“Nope, you serve me.”Suck it. Not Killowog.
>>36163529>> “Nope, you serve me.”That sounds like a personal problem, you should fix that before we head out
>>36163529"petulant, that's a pretty big word you sure you know what it means? cause from were I am standing YOUR the one acting like a child. "
>>36163581Oh yeah, we should make sure he's not confused
>>36163529Tell me your ring operates on fear right? So what were I to do if I made you fear me? Would you work better or would you flicker and sputter out before slinking off like a cowar?
Is it just me, or is anyone else imagining Arkillo talking with Kevin Michael Richardson's voice?
>>36163692>Kevin Michael Richardson'Now that I've googled him. Yes.
> “Nope, you serve me.”You try your darndest to glare back up at him. “No, nope. You serve me, Arkillo! That’s the law and you’ll like it!” Arkillo puffs, snorting air into your eyes and nearly blind you. Oh, your eyes! That’s disgusting. “Ugh, you little-!”“There is only one person in this universe I willingly serve, and that is Thaal Sinestro.” He stomps his foot, projecting up heavy armor around his Yellow Lantern uniform. “You are not Thaal Sinestro.”You nod. “Clearly.” The other heroes and villains all gather to see what’s going on.“I will break you, and make you fear me! I am ARKILLO!” he screams. You nearly barrel backwards from the sheer force of his voice. Okay, you can see why people are scared of him.Ugh, you got some flecks of his spittle on your face!> “Let’s not fight.”> “Fine, you can lead. See if I care you little goon.”> Write in
>>36163847>Write inDo we know where his species keep their genitals, because this guy needs a kick in the dick.
>>36163847> “Let’s not fight.”
>>36163847He works off fear right?Laugh at him.
>>36163847>You don't have a choice
>>36163847> Write inKnow what, you are not even worth it. You are only like the fourth most disgusting thing today.
>>36163847I fought your master and crushed him and his puppet regime on his own home planet. If I didn't bow to him, what makes you think that I'll bow to you?
>>36163847>>36163917>>36164063Laugh at him and insult him
>>36163847>Ha is that all you have? Do you really think I will cower underneath something so vulgar as a roar in my face? Non! I shall not, when my people were presucuted under English monarchy we fought, we died but we still fought, when the Germans invaded our borders we went into hiding fighting with all our might to see that we would overthrow a tyrant. I. Will. Not. Bow. To. You.
>>36163847"the only thing I fear about you is your poor hygiene"
>>36164205tha'ts extra harsh coming from the french
> Write inYou giggle a bit. “Hehehehe!” You cross your arms as the giant alien beast roars at you. He stops once he realizes you don’t seem particularly intimidated. You are actually, you’re actually just laughing as a nervous reaction because you’re scared to hell and back but he doesn’t need to know that. You start laughing harder. Red Tornado II rotates her head to you, then to Arkillo, then begins laughing robotically as well.:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ::Arkillo growls. “Stop laughing!” he roars. “I AM ARKILLO!:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :: You and Red Tornado II keep laughing at him. He roars in frustration, swiping at some crates and bashing some pipes together. All you can do is laugh harder at him and hope he doesn’t smell your fear.Grande-moi and Sinestro walk in. “What’s going on here?” says Sinestro.Arkillo stops his raging to look at Sinestro. “Sinestro, you insult me by letting me be subservient to this little version of your Green bitch!”Grande-moi narrows her eyes, pulling up her ring. “Pardon?” Sinestro places his hand upon her chest, stopping her. She rolls her eyes, stepping back.“Arkillo, they are both quite capable, I can assure you,” says Sinestro. “Especially since she has laughed in your face even with the great fear in her heart.” Arkillo and Sinestro glare at you, and immediately you step behind Red Tornado II. “You will serve her.”Arkillo huffs. “Very well.”Grande-moi announces, “I’d advise we all get ready. We leave in thirty minutes.” You assemble into a group and start walking down the corridor. “Petite-moi, once you get through and back to your time. Do not kiss Robin.”You blink. “Huh?”“Robin is the distraction that cost me my alertness in saving FDR,” she says bluntly. “You are to refuse his advances, and once Vandal Savage comes in, do as you will. Do you understand?”> “Yes.”> “I can’t just leave poor Robin like that.”> “No.”> Write in
So, we need to both stop the assassination of the president and find a way to stop Legion. Knowing him, he'll probably be smart enough to put a bunch of yellow shit on his Martian Manhunters, so what are we going to do about that particular spot of trouble? Green Lantern rings aren't particularly efficient against that and I doubt we'll have enough blue going around for everyone. The Red Lanterns being against us too kind of limits our options. So that leave us with...Yellow, Orange and Violet, just about?
>>36164363> “Yes.”Surely we can save FDR, then get back to the kissing. I mean, how badly can stopping to save the president kill the mood?
>>36164363> “Yes.”Seems reasonable enough. Not like we're going to totally shut down any chance of romance, but being a bad enough chick to save the president is a little more important than sky high smooches.
>>36164363>“Yes.”Then back to Robin immediately afterward.
>>36164363>> “Yes.”But only until Savage is apprehended, then we kiss Robin againLumi is lucky, she get's two first kisses
>>36164363>“Yes.”kiss Robin afterword
>>36164363> Write inHis advances? Oh, right, yes, *his* advances. Yes, I'll resist.
>>36164425>>36164435>>36164459>>36164471>>36164480Qucik question, are we limiting ourselves to only robin? Are we going to get some RAF pilots too?
>>36164590RAF pilot a shit.Sinestro a Best.Or Robin I suppose...
>>36164590Lumi will chase after everyone that catches her attention
>>36164590I support maximum slut route.
>>36164616Actually I was curious about this. I a malle protag gets a harem it's fine but when female lead get harem end (that is not all female) then she's a slut.I had some bias on that myself but then thought why not accept both?
>>36164605>>36164613>>36164616>>36164652Makes sense, we have daddy issues cubed at the moment
>>36164652There is a difference between an active harem and an indecision/ obliviousness harem. If the male sleeps with multiple members of his harem, he is also a slut.There is nothing wrong with being a slut.
>>36164652I dunno where you come from, stranger, but over in these parts the harem end is an equal opportunity ending.
>>36164590of we aren't limiting ourselves to Robin
>>36164711>>36164748We have a hole that needs fill'in, and it might as well be dick
> “Yes.”You nod. “Oui, oui, Grande-moi.” You look up at her, concernedly. “You realize, that if I prevent this future from happening, that means you will cease to exist. Is that how it works?”She shrugs. “Honestly, I would not mind that.”“I would,” says Sinestro. “But even the Sinestro Corps struggles against Legion. It is best for you to strike him before he gains power and momentum, little one.” You nod at that. As much as you don’t want to listen to him, that is sound advice.“Anyway, come.” More heroes and villains gather behind you, walking, ready. You thought it was only a few dozen of you in this Secret Society. But as you walk to a staging area, lit only by the lights from the drains and the emergency lighting, you see that is an army of hundreds. You all stop, then Grande-moi flies up to address them all. “Attention, everyone. The War that we have fought for fourteen years is about come to an end! Vandal Savage has been taken care of, and we know now our next move. A small team will go to the Headquarters, under all of your diversion. I do not care what you do, see to that the City burns!”[1/2]
>>36164888[2/2]They raise their arms, chanting. “Lantern, Lantern, Lantern!”Grande-moi continues. “We are not going to go quietly! We are heroes, of unlimited power and of unlimited potential! We are the Society! We are Gods among men and women! This will be our last fight, and this will be rage against the dying light!” She pumps her fist up, blasting a hole right through the roof. The light shines in all the clearer on all of them. You hold up your hands, nearly blinded. “Let us go, fight, and for humanity let us win!”They all yell like furies, rushing out of the hole and charging out into the streets of New York. They blast out windows, fly into the air and smash rooftops and crash down amongst Savage’s police.Arkillo and Red Tornado step up next to you. Red Tornado’s eyes glow red. :: ENGAGING COMBAT MODE.:: She turns to you. :: GREEN LANTERN, WHAT IS YOUR DIRECTIVE? ::> Straight to the Headquarters> Cover me, I’m going to the HQ alone> Let’s raise hell> Write in
>>36164913>> Straight to the HeadquartersLet's get this over with
>>36164913>Straight to the Headquarters
>>36164913> Straight to the HeadquartersLet's end this
>>36164913"I need to do some venting quick."Take a deep breath, tap into inner reserves, and focus. Spikes from the earth, arrows from above, the mobs of french civilians grabbing whatever is handy and beating the ever living fuck out of them. Yellow might mean we can't attack them directly, but we can pick up every miniscule piece of matter nearby and rip some new assholes until we acclimate properly.
>>36164913>> Let’s raise hell
>>36164913>Straight to the HeadquartersWe have a job to do and we are gonna get it done!
>>36164913>> Straight to the Headquarters
> Straight to the HeadquartersYou motion them forth. “Follow me, stay close!” You don’t need directions to the headquarters after all. If you know Vandal Savage to be a man of vanity, it should be a relatively obvious place even from orbit. You blast off, with Arkillo flying behind you and Red Tornado whirling behind in a storm of artificial winds.Below you, New York is ablaze. The flags which once held Vandal Savage’s emblem are now burning. Citizens are beginning to take to the streets, helping the Secret Society fight and bring down Savage’s regime.And down there, you can already see a crowd forming at what appears to be a Bastille of some sort. That must be the Headquarters. You, Arkillo, and Red Tornado dive down, then smash a landing in its courtyard.“In the name of Chancellor Savage, halt!” Soldiers of all kinds start forming rings around you, aiming their advanced weaponry at all three of you. The citizens at the gates shout encouragement and cheers for you.Arkillo pulls up his ring. “In blackest day, in brightest night, beware your fears made into light!” The soldiers wince, stepping back as Arkillo marches up to them all. “Let those who try to stop what’s right, burn like my power – ARKILLO’S MIGHT!” He throws down the literally yellow gauntlet, crushing several soldiers and slapping away more.:: FINALLY A CHANCE FOR MY PROGRAMMING TO SHINE! :: Red Tornado blasts more soldiers into the sky, sending them to their doom.A squad of soldiers get ready to fire at you.> Project a construct (Roll 2d20 Will + Shaping Best of three)
Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)>>36165241
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)>>36165241Project a wall in front of us and then send in crashing into them
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>36165241The statue of liberty or something is generally that sort of thing used at this moment, right?
Rolled 15, 15 = 30 (2d20)>>36165241The heroes that've been killed in this timeline might be appropriately ironic.
>>36165265>>36165279>>36165298>16, 18Finally, we didn't crit fail for once.
Rolled 16, 15 = 31 (2d20)>>36165241>>36165332rushed by the dead heroes of this time line is a good idea
>>36165298>>36165265>16, 18 Statue of LibertyLet freedom ring.
Rolled 18, 19 = 37 (2d20)>>36165241A bunker with an MG42. Germans are terrible at life, but damned good at machines.
>>36165265Eiffel tower?(Not him)
Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)>>36165375No, no, wait for it! Wwwwwwwwait for iiiiit!
>>36165396...Huh. I could've sworn this was /tg/ dice, not /suspiciouslyokay/ dice.
>>36165389...do I win?
You bring up your ring then smash it into the ground, sending cracks through the Earth. The soldiers all back up, confused as light starts creeping up through the cracks. Then the very ground starts breaking apart and rising as France’s greatest gift to the United States rises up from the dark depths of the underground. With her blazing torch, her shining crown, and her flowing robes, she glares down at all the soldiers of the garrison.Savage’s soldiers, meet the Statue of liberty.She swats away several soldiers, then picks up a tank. She shakes out the crewmen first, then smashes it against other unoccupied tanks. She climbs up, standing in full plain view, and begins soaking up bullets as the soldiers work up their nerve to fire back.You don’t even break a sweat, continuing to project such a beast that is Lady Liberty.Arkillo hops down next to you, looking up at your construct. “I must hand it to you, you know how to construct!”“Shut up!” you snarl, trying to concentrate.The Statue of Liberty smashes down the side of the Headquarters building, allowing you an easy way in. :: THERE! :: says Red Tornado II. :: PER DEGATON IS INSIDE THERE! ::> Split up, we’ll cover more ground!> Follow me!> Write in
>>36165419Just give it time, it'll start rolling ones when we get back to our own time, where it really matters.
>>36165522>> Follow me!Charge!
>>36165522>Follow me!We need someone to rescue us/ soak the bullets when we inevitably roll a one.
>>36165522> Follow me!Leaders lead
>>36165522>> Follow me!
> Follow me!“Let’s go!”You, Arkillo, and Red Tornado II fly into the ruins of the Headquarters building. Arkillo leads the way, barreling through officers, soldiers, and other personnel as they try to flee the area. He smashes them against walls, throws up against the ceiling, or bashes them into the floor. You and Red Tornado II bring up his rear, ready to fight against anything that may come.“There!” you say. At a door reads “PER DEGATON”. That was convenient. Arkillo smashes it down, revealing the red faced time-traveling Nazi. “Give up your time machine, Monsieur!”Degaton grabs the device, then grabs a machine-gun. “Stay back! I don’t want to have to-“ Arkillo charges at him. “No, no! Aaaaahhh!” You cringe as Arkillo bites down on Degaton with a meaty crunch, thrashing him about like a dog would with a chew toy. He tosses Degaton’s corpse against a wall, sending the device flying to the floor.You walk up to the device, looking at Arkillo awkwardly, trying not to pay attention to the blood running down his lips. “Uh, merci.” You look down at the device. Looks all you need to do is input the date and the time, simple enough, a caveman could work it.Arkillo says, “Fix our future! Ensure that none of this ever happens, and that the Sinestro Corps rules the Universe!”> “Yeah, sure.”> “Fat chance.”> Just go> Write in
>>36165906> Write in nod > Just go
>>36165906>Just goHe's not worth the breath to respond.
>>36165906>> Just goSounds cool bro
>>36165906>> Just go*sigh*
>>36165906> Just goThere is no time to waste! The future of the universe is at stake!
>>36165906> Just go> Write in"whatever funny alien"
You know, rather than completely reject Robin's advances we could just ask him to dance, the whole reason we were late was because we weren't even in the building at the time, if we stick around it'll be fine right?
>>36166116No. We are not risking the future of the planet for a dance. Robin will understand when the situation is resolved.
>>36166116Or just ask him if he wants to hang out later.
>>36166116Yeah, just take a rain check.
> Just goYou quickly press the big red button. A glob of light shoots out from the device, then splits the air and creates a giant white portal. Red Tornado II and Arkillo look in awe of it. You place the device down on the desk, deciding it too risky to take with you back to the past. You look back at Arkillo and Red Tornado. “Take care.”They wave goodbye to you as you step forward and go back to the past. --“Eh, I shouldn’t keep you from your friends. I mean, I suppose we could go see the Batmobile. But you know.”You blink. “Huh?” You look around. You’re back where you started. You look to see Clarissa and Red Tornado, the original of course, looking at you expectantly. You look again to see Robin, smirking at you.“Well?” he asks.> “Let’s go!”> “Let’s go, all of us!”> “Nah, we’re good.”> Write in
>>36166185we could probably explain the situation to him, get his help
>>36166207> “We need to stay inside. Keep alert.. something is not right, oui?"Alternatively hug the ever loving shit out of red tornado.
>>36166207>> “Nah, we’re good.”>Let's just hang out. Introduce us to batgirl
>>36166207> “Nah, we’re good.”If he asks why not, we'll tell him we'll abstain until after the war is over. Married to the job and all that.
>>36166207>> “Nah, we’re good.”He's here with Batman though right?
>>36166207>Write inLater, we're about to be paid a visit by time-traveling nazis.Also, fail to resist the urge to hug RT and Clarissa.Inb4 they don't turn up and he thinks we were just blowing him off.
>>36166207>“Nah, we’re good.”"Something doesn't feel right, we must be vigilant!
>>36166207explain situation, hug Red tornado
>>36166207> Write inanother time perhaps. a gather such as this probably will attract some kind of ..."unwanted attention"
>>36166207> Write in>[x] kiss him
>>36166207> Nah, we're good.Maybe another time. Something big is about to go down. Be ready, tell Batman.
>>36166207> Write inSorry, just time traveled. Savage is about to attack again and murder FDR
>>36166207>warn himIf time travel is to weird we could just go with we got a call from the Lanterns about time shenanigans about to go down
>>36166207>> “Nah, we’re good.”
> “Nah, we’re good.”You shake your head, biting your lip. “Erm, sorry. I must refuse. I can’t really right now. Something big might go down like uh…” You point your finger at FDR as he chats happily with the Flash. “Boom, President might get shot by time travelers!”Clarissa blinks. “Time travelers?”“Yes, so uh…” You brush Robin off. “Shoo, Robin.”He blinks, a bit saddened. “Oh, alright. Well, I’ll see you later then?” You nod at that, and he walks off.“Wow!” Rouge seems shocked. “I didn’t think you would-“ You immediately hug Red Tornado, kissing her on the cheeks of her helmet. “Oh! What- huh!? What is this!?” She hugs you back. “I like hugging you too, but tell me why you’re hugging me!”You’re so thankful she’s alive. Poor girl doesn’t deserve shots to the head. “Reasons,” you say. You look to Clarissa, who stares at you skeptically. “Listen, Vandal Savage is going to come in through a time portal then shoot FDR, we need to be ready!”“Time portal?” Clarissa scratches her chin. “Like uh… one of the door thingies?” You nod. “Where exactly was the portal?” Ah, she must be assuming you went through the future to know all of this. Clever of her. You point to where you remember the portal was, right by the wall. “Right, follow my lead.”> “No, you follow my lead, I am the Senior!”> “Alright.”> Write in
>>36166524>“No, you follow my lead, I am the Senior!”Plus I'm the one who actually knows what's going to happen!
>>36166524>> “No, you follow my lead, I am the Senior!”
>>36166524> “Alright.”No time to argue!
>>36166524> “Alright.”Maybe we can rescue her when she rolls a one this time!
>>36166524> “Alright.”> Write inMy ring failed me last time, so be prepared if it happens again
>>36166524> “Alright.”DO NOT ARGUEJust make sure the fucking president doesn't get shot and we don't get a bad end.Also, quick question: is Red Tornado a robot?
>>36166524> “Alright.”Part of being a good leader is knowing when your subordinates have a good idea. She may have even time traveled herself, for all we know.
>>36166524> “No, you follow my lead, I am the Senior!”I mean, wouldn't it be a good idea to leave it to the person that actually knows what's about to happen?
>>36166524>> “No, you follow my lead, I am the Senior!”We were the one who saw the bad future. We know what will happen. She does not. Following her lead would be stupid.
>>36166524Can we tell her what happened and then formulate a plan from there? We have a bit of time before the attack happens. A plan is better than no plan.
> “Alright.”Oh… as much as you’d like to remind her of your seniority, you decide to defer to her for now. “Alright, Clarissa. But nothing stupid.”She nods. “Right, do you know when they’re coming?” she asks.“Um…” You check the time. “In a few minutes.”“Alright,” she says. She quickly downs her drink, and then places her plate down. “Come with me.” You start walking on with her, you and Red Tornado. She flexes a bit, standing in front of where the portal normally would be.“What are you doing?” you ask. This does seem a bit unorthodox.Red Tornado gasps. “Maybe she’s going to jump in and prevent Vandal Savage from assassinating FDR!” You both stare at her. “… it could happen!” she says, twiddling her finger.Doctor Fate walks up to you three. “Pardon me. But I could not help but overhear your conversation. What did you say about an assassination?”“Doctor.” You cross your arms. “In just about a few minutes time, a portal through time and space will open right here. Vandal Savage will come through with a force of soldiers and they-“The portal explodes open. Clarissa stands there, grinning as you all get ready.Vandal Savage is the first to walk through, along with Degaton and a soldier. “Alright, let’s-“ He’s unable to finish his sentence before a green brick wall sends them flying back through....Clarissa looks at you, smiling as she projects more walls around the portal, rendering it completely blocked. “Well, looks like I just averted an assassination! Do I get a prize?” She looks over to see the Justice Society and the attendees applauding her, celebrating her defeat of Vandal Savage.What!? Was it really that simple!?She grins at you, cheekily. “Come on, you gotta admit that was smart.”> Hmph, whatever.> Fine, it was.> Next time you’re going to do that.> Write in
>>36166919>> Hmph, whatever.
>>36166919> Fine, it was.
>>36166919> Write inThank you for the assist Clarissa
>>36166919> Fine, it was> Write in"But we needed to destroy the device that let them travel through time so they don't do it again when we're not aware of it"
>>36166919>Not now. Ralley the Justice Society until the portal closes and their repelled
>>36166919High five Clarissa.
>>36166919> Write inBreak down crying. We have just avoided a dark future, and we are grateful.
>>36166919>Write in>Go through the portal and arrest them!
>>36166919>Fine, it was.Well it was
>>36166919Lumi! Just give up already. You're a failure as a lantern. Clarissa will always outshine you.
>>36167094We only half averted it.Now we have to protect Oa.
>>36166919>Write inGood job. But we need to get the Prez to safety and also destroy that machine do they don't try again in five minutes or something.Perhaps ask Dr Fate of he can escort the President to a place that cannot be breached by such means? We'll probably need the JSA and/or the JL once we locate the device as well.
>>36166919Great. Now they can do the same thing again with no forewarning whatsoever, and they know we're expecting them so they'll be prepared for us. Fantastic.
Why is Lumi such a jealous slut?Will she continue being jealous when Clarissa gets laid first?
>>36167259how can Lumi be a slut if she hasn't had sex?
>>36167295Because she thinks about the D night and day.
>>36167120Should we see Mogo and the Blue Lanterns, might be a good idea considering they got rekt last timeActually did they get taken down before it after Oa?
>>36167326We should also make peace with the red lanterns. Say that Legion is working with the manhunters
> Write inYou cross your arms. “Maybe, but what about their device? They could just come back and do all this again later when the President publicizes his appearance!”“Leave that to us.” The Flash is right at your side and you didn’t even notice. “Doctor Fate, perhaps you can do something for us?”Doctor Fate nods. “I will sequester myself and compile a new spell to neutralize this time traveling of Vandal Savage, at least in the general vicinity of President Roosevelt. I will need Corrigan’s help to make sure it’s powerful enough.” He lifts off into the air. “Until next time.” With a bright flash of light, he disappears.President Roosevelt himself walks over to you all. Red Tornado gasps, giddy as can be as she sees the old man walk over to you both, clearly with some strain as you can see. “Girls!” He walks up to Clarissa. “You seemed to have saved my life. That is a debt I and the United States of America can never repay.”Clarissa chuckles. “Oh, it was nothing.”You clear your throat, glaring at her.Clarissa rolls her eyes. “Okay, I had some help, my good friend here warned me about it.”“Yes,” you say. “Because I happened to go there and…” ugh whatever, this is pointless. “Mister President, we are glad you are safe.”“Of course,” he says. “Let it be known that the Green Lanterns are welcome in the USA anytime.”--With the dinner cancelled to get President Roosevelt to safety, the three of you hang out on a rooftop in the night of New York. “Man…” Red Tornado holds her head in hands, sulking. “We didn’t get to do a whole lot.”“That’s the reality of hero work, Red,” says Clarissa she kicks her legs freely, sitting on the edge of the building. “Sometimes it just gets in the way.”> “We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”> “I’ll go back up to Oa, you two can stay here.”> “I wouldn’t worry about it, Red Tornado.”> Write in
>>36167604>“I’ll go back up to Oa, you two can stay here.”
>>36167604> Write inHey Rogue, I don't think you have ever visited Oa and Mojo yet.
>>36167604>“We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”We should have as much firepower ready as possible
>>36167604Roosevelt walking?WHO IS THIS IMPOtSER!
>>36167713He can walk with braces
>>36167713This is Teddy Roosevelt.>>36167604> “We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”Gotta go through proper channels.
>>36167796Savage must had some kind of magic bullet
>>36167604>“We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”We're gonna want backup when shit goes down.
Lumi is going to go down in GL record as the sadsack Green Lantern, assuming they don't forget her entirely.
>>36167831Must have been a bull moose gun.
>>36167604>“We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”
>>36167851Lumi is like Kyle.Nobody likes her.
>>36167900Ha, that's what I said last thread
>>36167866I thought he died in the early 1920s
>>36167851If she continues being a GL like she is now, yeah. But now she knows what will happen if she carries on like this. She fails at a critical junction, and everyone dies. Now is her opportunity to get serious and get Gud so she can become the lantern that Earth and the universe needs, not just a "magical" green lantern.
>>36167935he didn't die, he just decided to not be alive anymore. Our universe's Teddy anyway.
>>36167851No she'll be remembered and constantly used as a foil. She's the lantern you can always tell yourself you're more capable than. At least I'm not Lumi.
>>36167900I like Kyle
>>36167604> “We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”
>>36167900no, we're Baz>who?exactly
>>36167961>At least I'm not Lumi.My day just got a whole lot better!
>>36168011At least we didn't Lumi the day up.
a re-roll mechanic of some kind would help balance out the 1s and make Lumi's competence not go up and down like a roller coaster
>>36168058Hopefully we can get one next time we visit Mojo
>>36168058If we're talking systems, I really like Khornette's roll under skill system.
>>36168038>>36168011Eventually Lumi will actually start showing the crippling doubt we have in her abilities.
>>36168058>Lumi's competence >go up
>>36168058Didn't Schteel mention that a good construct write-in would cancel 1s?
>>36168105Is there a despair lantern corps?
>>36168105Oh stop being such a Lumi
>>36168134Will be soon.All is lost, I am a Lumi.
>>36168133It autocrits. But that relies on thinking of something creative on the fly that also agrees with Sctheel's sense of aesthetics and thematics.
> “We should go debrief the Guardians about this.”You stand up, crossing your arms. “Clarissa, we need to debrief the Guardians about this.”“Fiiiiine.” Clarissa hops up, flying into the air. “On your go.”Red Tornado happily looks up at you both. “Okay, I’ll just go back home and keep taking care of your dog for you until you get back, Green Lanterns!” As much as you’d hate to leave poor Red Tornado behind, you have to make the universe you priority. You wave goodbye to Rouge, then with Clarissa, you blast off into the night sky.--“… and to the Council’s most joyous relief, we must congratulate Green Lantern Clarissa Savage of Sector 2814.” You stew, standing next to her with your hands clasped behind your back as she receives her good words from the Guardians. Oh, you wish Ganthet were here. “You have averted a potential crisis for your Sector, and we hope to see more from you, Green Lantern Savage.”She bows. “Thank you, Guardians.”You cough, clearing your throat. “Um, Monsieurs.” They look at you, disinterested. “Now that you are finished praising Clarissa, I must again warn you about the dangers of Legion, and the Manhunters, and the Red Lanterns.”“Yes, we have reviewed the situation,” says one Guardian. “And we have deemed it not worthy of a look.” What. “For now, we believe that the Green Lantern Corps is of sufficient size and strength to ward off any invasion of Oa, especially from our previous obsolete police corps and from a rogue group of extremists. You are dismissed.”You hold out your hand. “I must insist-““You are dismissed,” says the Guardian, much more firmer this time.[1/2]
>>36168133a +10 bonus if he liked the constructI'm fine with style points but the conditions to get it are too subjective for my tastes.
>>36168199[2/2]--You slam your drink down on the table, Clarissa sitting across from you as she chows down on the alien food. “Those little blue garden gnomes!” you yell. Other Green Lanterns look at you, warily as they pass on by. Clarissa looks at you, disinterested. “They are so caught up in their arrogance! They are like General McClellan at Antietam!”“What kind of French girl knows the American-““Quiet!” you scream. “I am ranting! This is a farce! They are facing their doom and yet they stick their heads in the sand like ostriches!” You slam your fists into the table, creating two big dents. “I swear, I am half-tempted to just let them rot when Legion arrives with an invasion force big enough to blot out the stars!”Clarissa nods. “I see, I see.”Chaselon floats onto you. “Hello, Green Lantern Berger, I see you are angry!” He holds up a cone of alien ice cream. “Would you like some ice cream?”> Slap the ice cream out of his tentacle> “Fine.”> “No.”> Write in
>>36168229>> Write in".....What flavor?"
>>36168229>Slap the ice cream out of his tentacleI'm so sorry Chaselon.
>>36168229>Write in>Yes, yes I would like ice cream
>>36168199>“And we have deemed it not worthy of a look.”Welp, time to go visit Sinestro and be disgusted about the future with him!>>36168229> “Fine.”Anything to try to improve our mood.
>>36168229>> Write inIf it's one of those weird alien flavors, no. But sit down anyway, I need to rant and think of some way for all of us to not die.
>>36168229>“Fine.”There is always time for ice cream.
>>36168229Move to slap it, but change our mind at the last second
>>36168190>agrees with Sctheel's sense of aesthetics and thematics.Literally anything from the early 1940s
>>36168229Clarissa is being a bitch about this.. is she really that much of a pet to praise?
Seriously, if Sinestro hadn't betrayed us earlier, this would have been the perfect time for him to corrupt Lumi.
>>36168229>> “Fine.”Be nice to the orb. Despite im being an oversized disco ball he's our friend
>>36168229> “Fine.”> Write inCan I talk to you for a bit, we need to find a way to defeat Legion.
>>36168428He jumped the shark. If he was here now I'd be right there with him in the "Guardians are idiots" trian.
>>36168428is he still in OA jail or did they chuck into the anti-matter universe already?
>>36168488The guardians have always been idiots, save for Ganthet and maybe 1-2 others.Maybe we should try to find Ganthet? And also get gudder at being a GL?
>>36168621Get him, and unite all the rainbow corps
> “Fine.”You reluctantly take the ice cream, then smile wryly at him. “Merci beaucoup.” He smiles with his mask, floating in next to you as you go back to glaring at Clarissa. “And you! Why do you get all the praise and the glory!? I was the one who looked into the future and I was the one who even warned you about it!”Clarissa shrugs. “Hey, I tried to give you credit.”“No you didn’t!”“Oh, right.” She purses her lips, then snaps her finger, smirking. “Next time though!”You roll your eyes. “Forget it.” You take a lick of the ice cream and UGH YOUR TONGUE IS ON FIRE. You hastily take a drink of your water. “Okay, listen. We need to do something. If the Guardians will not do something, we have to.”“What do we have to do?” asks Chaselon.“We need to prevent the invasion of Oa from an army of Manhunters, Red Lanterns, and Legion,” says Clara. “Simple. All seven-thousand two-hundred Lanterns couldn’t do it, not even Mogo, which means we need some extra muscle.”“What about the Blue Lanterns?” you ask.Clarissa shrugs. “We haven’t heard nary a peep from Ganthet or anybody related to that since the heist.” Damn it. “So they’re a no-go unless we somehow stumble in on them.”“Perhaps we should consult another Lantern Corps,” says Chaselon.“What are other Corps are there?” asks Clarissa.You snap your finger. “The Orange Lanterns!” They all look at you, confused. “The Orange Lanterns, I read it in the book of Oa earlier. They had control of one of the most powerful power batteries in the universe!”Chaselon tilts his body. “Really? Should we?”“Can we?” says Clarissa. “I read about that, only says they might still be somewhere in one of the unpatrolled Sectors.”> “We have to.”> Reconsider> Write in
>>36168683> “We have to.”Better than confronting Sinestro
>>36168683>> “We have to.”>> Write inOr we bring in the justice society.
>>36168683>ReconsiderThis sounds like a bad idea.
>>36168683>> “We have to.”time to meet Orange Tan
>>36168683> “We have to.”
>>36168766It is, but we don't know why yet
>>36168683>> “We have to.”We might want to go talk to Mogo before we head out, he might know something plus he was cool
>>36168683> “We have to.”LUMI NEEDS TO FIND THE ORANGE RING FIRST BEFORE SOME STUPID BITCH LIKE CLARISSA GETS HER FILTHY FINGER ON IT.Also>>36168772This.
>>36168683> “We have to.”>>36168766Horrible idea. But no meta gaming.
>>36168683>> “We have to.”Or we could go the yellow lantern route
>>36168815That ship has sadly sailed.For now.
>>36168683>> Reconsiderunless there a planet full full supermans I don't see much of a choice
>>36168683> Write inWe know the JSA's premiere magic user. Even if he is busy, he probably knows a lotta other magical people who are also his peers. Try to scry that shit up before we go blasting into space so we can at least have an idea where to go. This applies to Ganthet too; scry for his location and see if we can't talk to him.Also we need to find someone to build proper armor and helmets for Red Tornado. JSA can also help with that.
>>36168864Not a bad idea, although I'm not even sure Dr. Fate is that powerful
Just use the Orange ring.Nothing bad will happen.
>>36168683>Write in>Wait a minute. I think I read something about them being a very greedy bunch. Let's check the Book of Oa, just to be safe.Because we need to actually plan things properly.
>>36168683> “We have to.”Clarissa can hold down the fort, we'll go on a search for it.
>>36168833But dont you see how we are becoming more like sinestro.
>>36168931No. You don't get the meta game. Not yours.
>>36168962And don't you see how the Guardians are fucking asking for it.
>>36168926It FEELS SOOOOO GOOD
>>36168931Like a important things, it's either sparse or stuck out from the book itself
>>36168962I assure you that lots of Lanterns are going to become like Sinestro in a few updates. Doesn't mean they all went Yellow.
>>36168926I think this is a good idea
>>36168926Orange and Green rings. Need both for the coming storm!
You know, if there'd be something strong enough to not instantly be swayed by Orange's greed, it'd probably be someone good enough to be a Green Lantern. Just putting that out there, I'd rather see that ring on someone with enough willpower to resist than any random schmuck who'd get completely overpowered by the urges.We could be greedy about actually getting a smidge of respect or recognition, even. It could be played for laughs or something serious, even.
>>36169085We will have all the hamboigahs ever.Wait, Lumi is French. So we'll have all of the [French equivalent of Hamboigahs] ever.
If we use a different ring, do we get a different costume too?We are a Magical Green Lantern, after all.
>>36169134I want the Magical Orange Lantern Lumi episode to be full of massive amounts of superdickery.
>>36169051I really hope the guardians get overthrown. For supposedly being wise, they are fucking incompetent
>>36169134An in-control Orange Lantern would probably be like FMA Greed.
>>36169134I guess there's merit in that. It really boils down to how Lumi "Justifies" it.
>>36169186Wisdom != intelligence
>>36168683>“We have to.”and let's give it to Chaselon. :)
>>36169178That's not the kind of Dickery we'd hoard.Yes, all the cosmic sexy shirtless men.
>>36169178>>36169192>>36169213Plus, there's only ever one Orange Lantern due to the way greed works, they never want to share the battery's power with anyone else. We could either circumvent that by being the one in charge of the ring and actually just handing a few out, or at least prevent anyone else from having to suffer the full force of the entire battery's impulses.
> “We have to.”You sigh. “We need all the help we can get. We’ll contact the Orange Lanterns, then we’ll head on over to Mogo and see how he can get us more help as well. Everyone keen?” They both nod. “Good, good.” You stand up, pointing up into the air. “Right then, for the Green Lantern Corps, and the magic in the universe! We must go!”Clarissa points to your ice cream. “You going to finish that?”You look down to it, it’s still melting in your hands. “Oh, right.” You hand it to Clarissa. “Here.” She happily takes it, then starts licking it vigorously, right in the area where you licked it you note. That’s disgusting. “Right, Chaselon, Clarissa, follow me!”You three fly out of the Mess Hall, and then blast off for the Unpatrolled Sector.-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yic7IRO9d6I-The three of you power your rings into full scanning mode, flying amongst the empty and dark void that is the Unpatrolled Sector. Few stars inhabit this Sector, too few to warrant attention from the Guardians. You search for the residual energy of the Orange Lanterns, eager to claim it for yourself.You blink, no no, it’s for the Universe, for the greater good. What is it with that when you think about it?“Hey, I got something!” says Clarissa. “Down there!” A lone planet orbiting a binary star system is where she directs you. “I’m picking up strange signals down there.”“Good enough for me,” you say. “Let’s go.” You, Chaselon, and Clarissa dive down to the planet. Through the atmosphere, you see the barren wastes of the planet, sand and dust covering the fields and the plains. You see the stone wrecks of what appears to be cities, towers, houses. It appears this used to be an inhabited planet, but something destroyed it all.“Right,” says Clarissa. “Signal’s not getting much stronger. What should we do?”> Go with Clarissa> Go with Chaselon> Stick together> Split up> Write in
>>36169178>>36169247Maybe we'll get a Silver Age era comic cover of her using her rings to steal candy from a baby while a bystander says what's happening.
>>36169247I can see the front cover of the issue now:>Clarissa: Lumi, why are you kidnapping all of Earth's greatest male sidekicks?>Lumi: With all of these homoerotic young men, I will finally achieve the harem I've always dreamed of!
>>36169308>Stick togetherWe're in no man land after all, better to stay together than split
>>36169308> Split upBut keep in contact This will go well
>>36169308> Split up
>>36169308>> Stick togetherthis is tgnever split the party
>>36169308>> Split up
>>36169308>> Stick togetherSafety in numbers. Especially in a place where danger could be anywhere.
>>36169308> Stick togetherSplitting up on an empty, seemingly lifeless planet is silly.
>>36169308>Stick togetherWe don't know much about the orange lanterns, better safe than sorry.
>>36169355Try Lumi standing in front of the guardians.>I'll save you, but I want to hear the thing you've never told anyone else. I want it.>What, what do you want?!>I want to hear you say you were wrong.
>>36169308>> Stick together
>>36169308> Stick together
>>36169439Top fucking tier.
>>36169439Should it be publicly known or only known by Lumi?
>>36169522It doesn't matter.Lumi will never forget it and it will always be hers.
>>36169522(Con't)If they admit it to everyone, then the fact is shared with everyone who hears it. If Lumi only knows it, then it's her's and her's alone (aside from sharing it with a select few).
>>36169522Private, just to Lumi. All hers. Nobody else.But preserved on tape recorder for all eternity, not a hardlight one but a legitimate tape recorder, so we can play it back and fall asleep to it.
>>36169585SHHHAAAREEE?! SHAAAARE SHAAARE? You can't have the orange ring friend.
>>36169522I prefer it to just be Lumi's secret
>>36169670I think the Guardians would as well.
>>36169688That doesn't matter, Lumi well know and they will know. Today is good enough for me, well that and throwing them smug looks all the time
>>36169641>>36169585Oh please, that isn't sharing. If we let them hear it in private one-on-one listening sessions, we'll get something else in a much larger quantity.The absolutely priceless expression of anyone who hears it, especially a Green Lantern.Greed isn't difficult, you just need to realize that by giving up smaller things you can get way better, bigger things. Although, there is something to be said for our own little equivalent to a "teddybear" made out of Guardian tears and Schadenfreude.
>>36169522A pointless question since it can never happen, because Lumi can never win.
>>36169757>Clarissa gets orange ring. Lumi is known as failure throughout galaxy. I'll drop the quest tbh. Lumi could then literally not win at anything.
> Stick together“We stick together,” you say. “Clarissa, you still have your Power Battery?”She nods, holding it up, then clipping it to her belt. “I also have invented an ingenious tactic of charging a ring with my own willpower! Hey, Chase!” Chaselon holds up his ring, to which Clarissa bumps her ring against it in a soft punch. A small burst of willpower emanates from their rings as soon as they leave contact. “There you go! I call it fisting!”You nod. “I’m sure it will catch on.” It won’t. “Come on.”You three fly over the desolate wastes of the planet, scanning the ground with your rings. Nothing encountered so far.And for three hours, this remains the same. Clarissa yawns. “I’m bored,” she says.“I know, you said that three times already,” you say. Your ring beeps. “Wait, I have something.” You drop down, in front of a huge temple in the style of the ancient Mayans, guarded by immense immobile stone giants of alien beings, perhaps the Gods themselves. “The Orange Lantern must be in there.”“Let’s go then!” says Clarissa. She eagerly walks forward, but you press her hand over her immense rack.“Me first,” you say. “I am leading.” She rolls her eyes, to which you step forward and lead them on into the temple. You light up the way as soon as darkness creeps in when you step inside. The walls are barren, cracked, and grown with grime and muck.[1/2]
You know what we need to do?Get one of every ring color, then we can become the first ever Rainbow Lantern.
>>36169834[2/2]Clarissa sniffs a bit, then gags. “Ugh, what’s that smell!?” You sniff, then nearly vomit. Oh Jesus, she’s not kidding.Chaselon looks around. “My people do not have a sense of smell, what is it like?”“You do not want to know,” you say. You press onwards, and then find yourself at a great big stone door. “Alright, let’s-“ Clarissa blasts it apart before you can say, “- work this out.” You glare at her, to which she innocently smiles at you.“Look!” says Chaselon. You both see what he’s pointing at.Lit only by the binary stars in the sky is a great stage, whereupon hundreds, if not thousands of orange power rings are gathered. Wow! The Orange Lanterns must be generous people to just leave those lying there. And there at the center, on a pedestal above all others, is an Orange Power Battery.And it’s all yours! It can be all yours!You shake your head. Stop that.Clarissa reaches forward for it. “It’s pretty-““WHO GOES THERE!?” You all pause, going into combat positions. “SPEAK UP!” His rattle-y voice echoes through the temple.…> “Who are you!?”> “We’re Green Lanterns!”> “Show yourself!”> Write in
>>36169848Nah, we just need to have a squad with one girl of every color.Also, we need to do idol concerts. For... some reason...
>>36169802God, I hope not. First time the players actually seem hype for the Orange Lantern deal and then having it sniped like this would be a pretty dickish thing to do.
>>36169834>I call it fisting!Gosh, Clarissa, why are you so lewd?>>36169834
>>36169868> “Who are you!?”who who who whooh tell me who are you
>>36169868> “Who are you!?”
>>36169868> Write inFuck it, go for the power battery
>>36169868>“Who are you!?”
>>36169868>Signal Clarissa to buy you time> “Who are y--" Go for the battery
>>36169868>“Who are you!?”Orange Lantern is a dude them, I half expected Schteel to make it a girl
>>36170014I did too. I'm kinda disappointed.
>>36170014Nobody can ever replace Larfleeze.
>>36169868>whereupon hundreds, if not thousands of orange power rings are gatheredI swear there was only one orange ring or only one remaining or some shit
>>36170014>>36170034>bypassing Larfleezeyou probably didn't even read the christmas special
>>36170101Oh, anyone who wears them is drained to death and becomes an Orange Lantern construct.I think.
>>36170134no, the constructs eat you and then you become a construct.>>36170101and he can make all the rings he wants, he just doesn't like sharing
>>36170125B-but can't we get a female Larfleeze?Y Chromosomes are difficult to waifu.
>>36170101All the Rings belong to one person. Orange does not share
>>36170159But if we get orange, we can get ALL the dicks!
>>36170192>Lumi's reaction to this revelation
> “Who are you!?”“Who are you!? Are you an Orange Lantern!?”“Orange, ORANGE! You’re here for my shiny! Trespassers, invaders, interlopers, hooligans and ne’er do wells! Nobody, but nobody comes into my home and tries to steal my shiny! NOW PISS OFF!”You roll your eyes, stepping forward to the Power Battery, leaving Clarissa and Chaselon to look around. “Listen, we only want to borrow this. Or better yet, we could use your help. The Green Lantern Corps needs people to help defend it against an incoming…” You walk up to the Power Battery, staring right in its glowing center.Take it.Take it.“Against an incoming invasion and…” You rub your forehead, hissing. “Ugh, why am I telling you this!?” You grab the Power Battery, and immediately you feel swell up with power, power, unlimited power! Oh yes, yes, yes!“NOOOO! MY SHINY!” A goat-looking THING drops down from the ceiling and grabs your head, hanging on. You scream, gripping the Power Battery with everything you have. IT’S YOURS, YOURS! “LET GO! LET GO!”“VA TE FAIRE ENCULER, BRANLEUR, YOU LITTLE SHIT!” you scream at him. “GET OFF!”“Hang on!” yells Clarissa. She starts blasting at the goat thing, as does Chaselon. This is yours, damn it, you need it to help save Oa!> Hold still, let them get a clear shot> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!> Write in
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!After this particular week, I don't think Lumi is in the mood to play game.
>>36170231>> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!IT'S OURS NOW.We can finally show Clarissa who the better lantern is!
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!THINK OF ALL THE CROISSANTS
>>36170231>Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!
>>36170231>> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!Oh we actually grabbed it, I guess
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!NO TAKE BACKS!
>>36170231> Write inProjections. All the Projections! Every single GL Corps member. You will save everyone, WITH THIS POWER! IT'S MINE!
>>36170324NO IT'S MINE.
>>36170231>Hold stillRemember guys, willpower to resist the greed and harness it.
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!LUMI WILL HAVE IT! NOT YOU FILTHY PIG GOAT! ALL OF THIS IS MINE!
>>36170231Take a deep breath. You are a being of will, you won't let Greed control you.
>>36170344No, fuck that. Give in to your greed. That Lantern will be MINE!
>>36170344Yes, but then that little shit might make off with the power battery instead. He can have it back, we just need to borrowacquiretake it a little. Just a little. Then we could take this danky little cave of stuff and, with another Orange Lantern, make it into like, way more stuff.
Make him proud, Lumi.
>>36170231> Hold still, let them get a clear shot
>>36170231Fucking let go
>>36170344Too late, everyone seems to be all alboard the orange train, consequences be damned. Dissapointing really.
>>36170441Oh come on, it probably isn't permanent. Plus Lumi doesn't know the danger, so it's all in character.And we might get to play as Clarissa while Lumi goes crazy.
>>36170231> Hold still, let them get a clear shotProbably not gonna make a difference, but still voting.
>>36170441You mean in character. The orange Lantern really fucks with your head Only the most greedy gets to wield orange
>>36170441It's probably fine, we won't actually get it maybe
>>36170473>Thinks that the orange ring will ever let us go once its fully in our possession.
>>36170473YAY! We will get to succeed!
>>36170231> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!Gimme the fucking lantern you Welsh spawn of a goatfucker, do it!
>>36170526I don't read comics, but I'm sure there have been story arcs where the MC was possessed by the orange ring for a while.Lord knows they do every single other plot.
>>36170519Getting it would be game breaking. Or a new stage of the game, as we would be busy hoarding fucking everything
>>36170538>Clarissa starts failing to show how powerful Lumi has become
>>36170575Well, then we'd still be winning. We'd just be experiencing it from the view of the loser.But we'd be winning one way or another, Schteel can't keep the sweet nectar of victory out of our reach forever!
>>36170441>implying it will stay that wayI'm just enjoying the ride while it lasts
> Try to shake the bastard off, it’s yours damn it, fair and square!You twirl around, trying to force him off. He roars loud, squealing as he digs his claws onto your breast plate. You scream in return, this little rat looking thing is trying to take what’s rightfully yours!“Damn it, hold still!” yells Clarissa.You project a construct of a paddling board, then whack the thing in the face. He falls off, crawling back. “My shiny!” That little goatmunching turd! He projects a chain, slinging it right at you. You charge at him, bringing up a construct of a shield. The chain sparks off the shield, retracting back into the thing’s ring.And for you, you whack him in the head with the Power Battery. “If you want it so much, there it is!” you scream at him. He lies there, crying and trying to skitter away. “Yeah, go on, run you little goatfucking monster! It is mine now! Ahahah!” You hug the Lantern like a teddy bear, grinning happily.Clarissa walks up to you. “Hey, looks like you got the thing. You might want to calm down.” You step away from her, glaring at her. “… ookay, well, we got the Power Battery. Let’s just go.”“No!” you say quickly. “Not yet!” It’s yours! You look over to the pile of Orange Rings. You quickly run over and grab one for yourself, giggling happily.“Oh right!” says Chaselon as he floats over. He takes up a ring. THE LITTLE BASTARD! “We need these rings if-“You blast him into the side of the temple. He falls there, KO’d.“Hey!” Clarissa stomps up to you. “The hell is your problem!?”> Attack her, she’s trying to take it!> SCREAM, SCREAM SO HARD SHE GOES DEAF> IT’S YOURS, YOURS, SHOW THAT IT IS YOURS> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURS
>>36170554It actually only happens once. Despite its power, once it passes every character agrees how stupid it is. It's immense power is easily countered by how petty it is
>>36170658But what about reasonable orange lantern?
>>36170710> IT’S YOURS, YOURS, SHOW THAT IT IS YOURSFORGE THE RINGS INTO ONE! OUR ONE RING! OURS OURS OURS! LUMI IS THE ONLY ONE! SHE'S SPECIAL NOW! NOW SHe'S MaGiCAL!
>>36170710>> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURSMY SHIT MY RULES!>>36170725No such thing.
>>36170710> IT’S YOURS, YOURS, SHOW THAT IT IS YOURS> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURS"Mine. Mine mine mine mine mine mine."Maybe toss in a little eye twitch in there as well.
>>36170710> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURSNo words.Ring. Finger. Now.Costume change. Now. All cute costumes. Ours. Now.
>>36170710> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURSPROJECT YOUR OWN FUCKING CORPS! IT'S ALL YOURS NOW! LEGION, THE MANHUNTERS, AND THE RED LANTERNS CAN'T DESTROY THE GREEN NOW, BECAUSE IT YOURS. FUCK IT, EVERYTHING BELONGS TO ME NOW!
>>36170710Let go Lumi
Is Sinestro ours now?
>>36170710One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!
>>36170710>>36170741>>36170759>>36170770>>36170773I SECOND ALL BECAUSE IT IS ALL LUMIS!
>>36170818That's the hardest part.Letting go.
>>36170710> WRITE IN AND TELL HER IT'S YOURSSlap a yellow ring on her so she's in OUR corps
>>36170710>> IT’S YOURS, YOURS, SHOW THAT IT IS YOURS
>>36170821YES, SINESTRO AND ESPECIALLY HIS DICK ARE OURS NOW. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT. IN FACT, WE SHOULD TAKE SINESTRO NOW, BECAUSE HE IS MINE!
>>36170827quote it. Tolkien wrote this during WW2 didn't he?
>>36170887FUCKING THISCan't steal the ring if we give her one and it's OUR CORPS
>>36170710> SCREAM, SCREAM SO HARD SHE GOES DEAF
>>36170710> Attack her, she’s trying to take it!
>>36170907>>36170887>orange lanterns>sharingpick oneand that's not how Orange lanterns "recruit"
>>36170904I think it was published after the war
>>36170898YES, GOOD IDEA, SHE IS MINE NOW. EXCEPT FOR THE ORANGE RING, THOSE ARE ALSO MINE!
>>36170887>>36170907But then we'd have to share the power. And she'd have the same power as us, and steal our recognition. Which is ours.
>>36170887>giving her one of OUR ringsNO.SHE'S STILL OURS THOUGH.
>>36170935I really don't care.Lumi isn't Larfleeze
>>36170710>TELL HER SHES YOURS TOO! AND THE RINGS ARE YOURS AND THIS THIS SPACE... AND SINESTRO... AND AND ALL THE THINGS!
>>36170951Not if it's OUR CORPS that makes her OURSIf she's OURS and the rings are OURS, why does it matter that OUR rings are on a hand that's OURS?
>>36170938No, before it. In fact, the Nazi's used it. They are the righteous men against the orc hordes and lesser species
>>36171010That's simply wrong. It was published 29 July 1954
>>36171029Oh, sorry. I guess I was mistaken
>>36171029What about the hobbit?
>>36170710Can we take her with a ring? Slap one on her then she becomes ours? OUR LANTERN! OUR CORPS!IF we can do that sold. If not FUCK OFF CLARRISA ITS OURS NOT YOUR FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOU
>>36171049Hobbit was published in the 30's and has nothing to do with Orcs.And the Dwarves are so Jewish (and Hobbits so British) that the Nazis would have been stupid to use the Hobbit for propaganda.
>>36171059She'd just fight us over the orange lantern because of its siren call of avarice
>>36170960You can try, but good fucking luck. Even Hal stood no chance again Orange's control.
>>36171001Well she's not getting shit until we get what we deserve first.Which is everything. But mostly we have to start fixing all this Oa-related junk. Then we can tempt Clarissa with ~results~, something the Guardians haven't been able to accomplish in forever.
>>36171082WHAT HAVE I GOT IN MY POCKET CLARISSA?!?! just doesn't have the same effect...
>>36171084That's the comic writer's opinion.It's not necessarily true in this quest, even if there is a strong inclination for us to think that way.All a greedy person needs to do is rationalize things the right way. That's how Larfleeze is convinced to do anything, right?
>>36171070I meant for the 'my precious' line.
>>36171121carrot and stick method?
>>36171147Or things like >>36171059If Orange Lumi is exactly like Larfleeze, then what's the point?Lumi should at least be insane in a different way.
> IT’S YOURS, YOURS, SHOW THAT IT IS YOURS> Write in“IT’S MINE!” You slap her, sending her to the floor in shock. “ALL MINE! EVERYTHING IS MINE!” You place the ring on your index finger, next to your ring. NOW YOU HAVE TWO RINGS, YES, YES, oh you really could go for some strudel YES YES. “EVERYTHING IS MINE!”Clarissa crawls back, glaring at you. “You little bitch!”“I’m the bitch!?” you stomp towards her. “Who saved the British Army from annihilation at Dunkirk!? ME!” Your breastplate and blouse disintegrates. It is immediately replaced by a hardened chestplate of black, with the Orange Lantern emblem in the center, and a yellow sleeveless shirt. “Who saved the Universe from an interdimensional crisis!? ME!” Your skirt burns away, being replaced by a much more lavish showgirl skirt, and underneath that shorts that reach up to your thighs. Your own black thigh highs with green stripes are replaced by yellow stockings, with little white garters. “AND WHO DID THE RING FIRST CHOOSE!? ME!” Your gloves burn away, leaving only your bare arms. The only thing that remains is your domino mask. “IT DESERVES TO BE MINE YOU LITTLE SHIT!”Clarissa stands up, then aims her ring at you. “Drop the battery.”You smirk. “Cute.”A pair of chains fly out of your ring, smacking her out of the temple and sending her flying into the air. You laugh, oh yes! YES! SHE’LL NEVER STEAL ANY OF THIS! You quickly dive into the pile of rings, happily washing them over your body. Oh yes, yes, it feels so right, so good, so pleasurable, unf! Ahahaha! IT’S ALL YOURS!…Now what?> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURS> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP> WRITE IN
>>36171001Please stop trying to justify your misplaced Orange lust. Worse than the Sinestro-fags, god.
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTYtime to make up for lost childhood!
>>36171200>> TIME FOR A TEA PARTYLet's invite EVERYONE we know
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTYI WANT A TEA PARTY NOW!
>>36171200> WRITE INbraid your hair with the rings
>>36171200> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELPTake care of things that are yours.
>>36171200>TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP>EVERYONE MUST HAVE TEA!
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY>>36171258ALSO THISALSO> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURSCLARISSA YOU SHOULD BE MINE!
>>36171200>> TIME FOR A TEA PARTYI don't support giving out rings, but I do support claiming Clarissa. That sounds hilarious.
>>36171200>that costume changeOkay, that settles it.We need to have a Lumi of every ring color. Probably through alternate universes, obviously.Nazi Collaborator Lumi would be Yellow Lantern, for example.
>>36171200> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELPLet's not be a dick. After that;> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURS> Politely inform Chaselon that if he touches your shit when you're not there, that you will be very disappointed in him and will have to take some very serious action.
> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP
>>36171200> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURS
>>36171200>> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELPSo we choose to pick up the battery knowing full well that this would happen?
>>36171200> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELPHeal his wounds then tie him up in bandages so he can't take any of your rings.Then> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
>>36171356Samefagging for Chaselon. Plleease.
>>36171200> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
>>36171356To be honest, Lumi needed a lesson in why greed and envy are bad.
>>36171430If she loses to Clarissa while she has the orange battery... she's horrifically weak and I vote to change MC's.
>>36171200>> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP> TIME FOR A TEA PARTYI hate posting from phones.
>>36171356I have yet to see a downside.Relax, we just need to ride out the high.
>>36171356Yes. We did. The Tea Party Might Mellow Lumi Out a bit. She has a Green ring still.
>>36171455It seems like we auto-succeed all will (greed?) and shaping rolls.So Clarissa will have to talk Lumi out of it. Possibly by admitting she's a bit of a showoff and doesn't really show Lumi how much she cares.
>>36171487>I NEVER HAD ANYONE BUT NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING! I DONT NEED FAMILY ANYMORE I DONT NEED FRIENDS! I HAVE ALL THE THINGS!
>>36171487Clarissa is DMPC. She'll whoop Lumi's ass and fly off with the power battery forshaming her on being so weak willed. She'll then date Robin because after all we stood him up at the party.
>>36171512But aren't friends what you call our living things?
>>36171512But Lumi will never get her mom back.Sinestro will always be a fascist dick.Guardians will always be incompetent know it alls.Future-Lumi will always be a huge slut and have made terrible life choices.So really what does greed get us? Besides Robin's dick.
> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURS> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP> WRITE INYou giggle happily. You quickly project another chain into the sky, and then latch onto Clarissa before she escapes. You wind it back, sending her back to you. She stands there, wrapped up in your chains, unpowered at all. PERFECT!“You- Let me go!” she yells.“Oh, too late, you’re already mine!” you hiss. You advance on him, getting close up and personal. She blushes heavily, blinking and trying to look away. “Oooh, what’s with that face? Do not give that little face ma petit chou-fleur! It’s time…”She blinks, her lip quivering. “T-… time for what?” Your breath is hot on hers, and she clearly motions forward a little, her face red with embarrassment.…“TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!” you scream. She blinks, her blush and any kind of emotion on her face gone.“Oh,” she says, disappointed. “Okay.” You project a little table and three chairs for you, her, and Chaselon. She gets sat down, still wrapped up in orange chains as you bring over Chaselon to you as well.You sit down, smiling and bouncing in your seat as you snap your fingers. A little alien project happily starts braiding your hair, while another starts serving you up some tea in your projections of tea cups, saucers, and a pot. You even project yourself some cakes, just for the occasion.“Oh…” Chaselon blinks awake. “Wh- what? Green Lantern Berger!” He shakes, unable to break his orange chains. “You- wh-“You offer a saucer with a cup of tea. “More tea, Monsieur?”“Green Lantern Berger!” Chaselon IS NOT PLAYING ALONG! “We have to-““DO YOU WANT MORE TEA!?” You scream at him, silencing him.“Um.” He looks around, to see a very disinterested Clarissa and a lot of Orange Power rings. “Sure.”[1/2]
>>36171512That's crazytalk. Friends can be things. We just need to focus that greed into something constructive! Like Legion. His greedy shit and constant need to feed could be lowering the total amount of shit we could be having RIGHT NOW. He obviously has to go.
>>36171370How am I samefagging? I only voted once? >>36171430Good point. >>36171470>>36171485Ooh okay because i know little to nothing on green lantern.
>>36171580> She blushes heavily, blinking and trying to look away.
>>36171580[2/2]“Well too bad,” you say, pulling the cup back and taking a sip of the Orange energy. “It’s mine. All of this, it’s mine.” You take the pot and dump the projected tea right into your gullet.“Um.” Chaselon blinks. “Green Lantern Berger?”You snap your fingers. “Oh, butler!” Another alien projection pops in. “Bring us desert, please?” He quickly flies off, then dumps a huge orange cake on the table. “Ah, well, bon appetit.” You start furiously digging into it, getting orange frosting everywhere, all over Chaselon’s body and over Clarissa’s still disinterested face.Oh, this is wonderful! Everything is yours and no one else’s! You burp loudly, fanning Clarissa’s hair back. You kick your legs up and slip off your boots. “Butler!” You snap your fingers. And a butler starts rubbing your feet. Oooooh lala~, that is wonderful. “Oooh lala~… it’s all mine!”Clarissa sighs. “Some tea party.”
>>36171580>“Oh,” she says, disappointed.She's not the only one.Dammit, why does Lumi have to be straight?
>>36171200> TIME FOR A TEA PARTY> FIND MORE THINGS TO MAKE YOURS> IT LOOKS LIKE CHASELON COULD USE YOUR HELP> WRITE INFIRST, CHASELON IS MINE NOW, SO HE NEEDS TO BE ALIVE TO CONTINUE TO ME MINE.THEN WE NEED TO HAVE A TEA PARTY. AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE A GOOD PLACE FOR A TEA PARTY? FUCKING BOSTON! TURN THE ENTIRE HARBOR INTO TEA AND INVITE EVERYONE OVER. AND EVERYONE WILL FUCKING COME!
>>36171632I actually find Lumi's heterosexuality refreshing.But it's VERY good to know that Clarissa wants her sempai to notice her.
>>36171632I also am sad.>>36171652She has a shit way of showing it.
>>36171630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEq4tXATjrwThat's it for tonight's thread of Magical Green Lantern Quest. Hope you all enjoyed it. I probably won't be running the rest of the Weekend trinity this weekend because this week has been quite tiring but maybe I'll reconsider for Sunday with a one-shot of some kind.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelAsk at: ask.fm/GermanSchteelI'll be here actually to answer any questions you have.
>>36171630>Clarissa expresses complete disinterest>Lumi keeps trying to please Clarissa with her awesome powers>Doesn't work
>>36171607get cracking...or just watch the cartoon, its on netflix. doesn't have everything (no blackest night, no sinestro corps...) but still great
>>36171630Kohai status:[ ] Noticed[ ] Not Noticed[x] Tea Partied
>>36171690Can Clarissa x Lumi be a thing?Can Lumi use both her rings to be somewhat sane?
>>36171690I could not be happier. We'll probably end up being required to keep a Blue Lantern escort to avoid them trying to take it from us or something like that, which is of course unacceptable.
>>36171690See you next time Schteel.
>>36171690How long will crazy Lumi arc last?And thank you for having it to begin with. This thread has been hilarious.
>>36171690tee hee.thanks for running.
>>36171690Thanks for running, boss. Hope you feel better soon.
>>36171690Thanks for running!Exactly how fired is Lumi? 'Throw the ring back in the guardians' faces and storm out' fired or 'joining Sinestro in the negaverse' fired?
>>36171690See you next time Schteel. Thanks for the Questing.
>>36171772Nah, not fired. Every main character gets to suffer the orange lantern ring. It's punishment enough.
>>36171772>Joining SinestroNot even once.
>>361717211. I'd love for it to be. But unfortunately Lumi will never notice Clarissa. Maybe when you or someone else writes it.2. Her Green Ring is actually the only thing keeping her from going full Larfleeze right now. Right now, she's mostly intent on just staying in her own fantasy world.>>36171741As long as it needs to.>>36171772She's so fired, Sinestro looks at her and says, "Lumi, calm down."
>>36171772Hal didn't get fired in the comics for this and the blue man group is incompetent in every universe so I doubt it.5% pay deduction
>>36171772If you remember the impending obliteration, they aren't actually in a position to fire her.
>>36171812>unfortunately Lumi will never notice ClarissaAnd now you've made her showboating for attention and praise cute again.
>>36171812>Lumi will never notice ClarissaIs that a challenge, Schteel? Because I'll vote in that direction, don't think I won't.
>>36171812Considering Lumi's shit rolls, I'm kind of surprised she can do all of this now?Also why didn't Lumi get any credit?
>>36171812>>36171844I'll vote this way as well.
>>36171812> But unfortunately Lumi will never notice Clarissa. What about imouto route?>As long as it needs to.Well, this has been enough fun for me. Any more, and it'd start to get old.
>>36171812>no ClarissaLumiI'm kinda glad that you're taking a stand with having a straight MC, but I am also inexplicably disappointed.
>>36171851Clarissa a cunt.
>>361718511. The Orange Power Battery is VERY strong, strong enough to counter the critical failures.>>36171870> "Wh- what are you doing, Lumi? Stop petting my head!"> "No."> "Stop it! Stop it!"> "If you want me to stop, then just move."> "... no.">>36171876It'd get boring writing bisexual or lesbian MCs forever.And before anyone says it, I know you would gravitate towards females even if I made Lumi bi.
>>36171851The Orange ring is incredibly powerful. And since that was an automated segment, we couldn't get nat 1'd.
>>36171922>It'd get boring writing bisexual or lesbian MCs forever.I respect you for this.
>>36171922>It'd get boring writing bisexual or lesbian MCs forever.>bisexual or lesbianIn most quests that I seen those are [practically the same thing
>>36171851>why didn't Lumi get any credit?>expecting the blue bobbleheads to make an intelligent decision
>>36171888She didn't even get attention from the one person she wanted it from.
>>36171922As I said, I'm glad but also down about this. Or happy and angry at the same time. I don't know what my feelings are doing.
>>36171922>It'd get boring writing bisexual or lesbian MCs forever.>And before anyone says it, I know you would gravitate towards females even if I made Lumi bi.You are wise beyond your years.
>>36171970Because Clarissa attention whored and clamed it all. Look above>YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY TO GIVE ME CREDIT!>Oh YEAH LAWL!
>>36172086>You would gravitate to it.We'd chose it.. so let's remove the option. I sad.
>>36172115But it really does get old.
>>36172115WW2 Carpet Muncher Quest when?
>>36171922Run a quest with a fabulously gay MC, schteel.
>>36172222That is Gallia quest
>>36172169>>36172222But seeing Clarissa and Lumi hate love would be fantastic
>>36172277It would be.I really wish someone would write it.
>>36172308Didn't you say the same thing with Red Tornado and Lumi?
>>36172308>>36172329It's not good to do this to yourself!
>>36172329I'm a very big fan of /u/ so you must understand that I'm pretty shipping Lumi with basically everyone. My favorite het pairing right now is LumixChaselon even though he's basically Disco Inferno.You have:> Lumi x Sinestro> Lumi x Clarissa> Lumi x Red Tornado> Lumi x Doctor Fate> Lumi x Ganthet> Lumi x Eudora (Nobody even remembers who she is)> Lumi x Larfleeze> Lumi x Vandal Savage> Lumi x Legion> Lumi x The Atom> Lumi x Lumi> Lumi x Stargirl (She hasn't even made a major appearance, I just like Stargirl and STRIPE)And so on.
>>36172392>> Lumi x Eudora (Nobody even remembers who she is)The Blue Lantern hunter chuck from Mogo.
>>36172392>the top pairing at the top of the listas it should be
>>36172392>My favorite het pairing right now is LumixChaselon even though he's basically Disco Inferno.Sorry, but Chaselon is friend-tier.
>>36172392> Lumi x LumiTHIS COULD HAVE BEEN A THING? TIRED OF YOUR SHIT SCHTEEL!> Lumi x Clarissa I neeeed this.
>>36172392You ship Lumi with everyone besides your RAF Bomber pilot.No wonder he never shows up.
>>36172459He's dead and no one else wants him. Deal with it.
>>36172392Lumi x McGinnis when?
>>36172418Now you're cooking with gas.>>36172430> top pairing.no.>>36172435You wouldn't want those tentacles running over Lumi's bod?>>36172459He'll show up and then find out how much of a slut Lumi is."Oh dear. An entire planet, eh? Bloody hell, you must have the Panama Canal down there."
>>36172483>"Oh dear. An entire planet, eh? Bloody hell, you must have the Panama Canal down there."
>>36172483>> top pairing.>no.yet it has all the pronscheckmate atheists
>>36172483She'll always be wet
>>36172483Hey, wait, we can keep her as our designated Blue Ring so that we don't have to give up the Orange.
>>36172560Didn't you read the thread?Orange is shit. Which is why some other girl should come and steal it from Larry-whatever so she can be our Yandere friend.
>>36172580No, I read the thread, and it was the most competent she's been since we started. Probably Clarissa's fault, too.
>>36172610Competent, but petty.The latter is a trait that does not suit Lumi.
>>36172392The one true ship is Lumi x That red lantern girl whose name we never even got
>>36172483>"Oh dear. An entire planet, eh? Bloody hell, you must have the Panama Canal down there."It's not like he wants to dock his ship into as well.
>>36172636Anon, please, that's good but it's not Lumi x dice gods.
>>36172671Doctor Fate was already listed.
>>36172686Don't you mean Destiny?
>>36172915Eh, either way.
>Lumi becoming Agent OrangeCan this...will this be permanent? Manic, klepto Lumi looks like it'll be fun.>>36172392>Lumi x StargirlObviously best ship, even if Courtney is terrible at keeping her secret identity a secret.