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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

And I am staring up at a gargantuan menacing eyeball.

Bolts of energy crackle along it's red surface, gathering at its iris, which glares directly at my house.

"Residents will release the girl into our custody!" it booms, it's voice coming from every direction, echoing through the neighbourhood, as all along the street, armouring SHUNKS upwards, in attempts to protect the suburbia.

And I'm locked outside my house, transformed into a girl and with nothing but a stray cat I've adopted in my arms, as the iris stares at me, everyone I know with superpowers is locked in the house.

Well.

Shit.

>What do?
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>>36157167
Do we even have our phone? Try and text someone?

Failing that, try and bargain/distract it until someone shows up who can handle it


orrrrr we text or call claire's dad amd tell him that claire's in danger
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>>36157167
Hide? We're a background character. We don't deal with this shit.

Also, text the girls presently in our house. Rosa can bust out if necessary.
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>>36157167
"Okay, can you calm down a moment?"
"I can't get back inside to get Rosa with you being angry and monster like, like this."
Glance at the shutters
"See?
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>>36157167
Uhh....
Ask the giant floating eyeball what's its problem?
Piss ourselves?
Hope Nej shows up to fight this weird thing?

..

Actually, scratch that. Fuck Nej.
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>>36157214
This
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>>36157167
Time to distract as long as possible. Make him monologue.
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>>36157167
Well, i bet daniel didn't SEE this coming.
EYE mean, a giant enemy?
That's a a sight to see.
anyone has some good inSIGHT?
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>>36157214
Second, try and get him to calm the fuck down
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>>36157233
This.

Villains can't resist going in for the monologue.
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>>36157264
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>>36157214
Absolutely fucking retarded.

Why would you confirm that she's inside? What makes you think the irrationally angry supervillain eyeball is going to calm down because you asked it to? Why would you even offer to cooperate?
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>>36157233
This.
It will distract him for a lomg time.
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>>36157233
And then we call Claire's dad or something
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>>36157233
>>36157293
>>36157167
Seconding these
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>>36157283
>Why would you even offer to cooperate?
So we can have Mia turn us into Rosa.
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I wave an arm at it. "HEYYYY! GIANT EYE THING! CAN YOU LIKE..... FUCK OFF?"

The eye drifts westwards slightly, blotting out the sun, leaving the only light that of the glowing energy, crackling sharply, as it continues to stare at us.

"ALRIGHT..... WELL THEN! CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOUR PLAN AND GOALS ARE? WHY YOU WANT ROSA?" That should work, these assholes can never resist monologuing.

Good one Danny, way to make a smart deci-

FWUUUUH BWUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A gigantic bolt of red energy pulses downward from the iris, crashing into the house, throwing me away, as the earth around the house bubbles and cracks, cascading away from the blast.

I roll to the floor, landing in the street, covered in more scrapes and bruises.

Ow.

I look over. The house is still standing, but the armouring is hissing and steaming, glowing white hot.

>What do
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>>36157315
RunAway.jpg
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>>36157315
>"This really helps further your stated goal, doesn't it? Have you really never considered diplomacy as a standard course of action?"
Engage minimum fucks.
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>>36157315
"Look sir, you can't get into house through that armor."
"It's basically impenetrable, if you're going to stage a kidnapping you need to be SUBTLE."
Segue into telling him how to brush up on his kidnapping plans to distract him
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>>36157315
fucking leg it while calling fucking everyone we can think of to help
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>>36157315
Call claire's dad.
Fast.
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>>36157315
>"Fine, I can point out where she is."
>Proceed to look for Eri.
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>>36157315
>>36157347
This
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>>36157350
Nah, throw Nej at it or one of his whores
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>>36157347
Agreed.

Give the old man a shot.
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>>36157399
But we're in girl form
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"Well. Fuck it. I'm not useful here." I roll to my feet and start sprinting down the street, Shoe tucked into an armpit.

I pull my phone from my pocket and start dialling, looking for contact numbers.

Cursing my hatred for most of the assholes with actual superpowers, I thumb down through my contacts, as a car drives slowly down the street, apparently unconcerned.

I should

>>call...
>Mum
>Rosa
>Mia
>Claire
>Eri
>Mike
>Dad

>>Flag the car down
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>>36157347
This.
> hey, skinny cunt here.
> claire is in trouble and we are all sorts of fucked
> if you don't come, i might have to stick my dick in a cat.
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>>36157408
>>Rosa
>>Flag the car down
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>>36157408
Call dad.
Tell a giant floating eyeball enemy fucked his begonias.
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>>36157408
>Eri
>Flag the car down
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>>36157408
>Claire
Tell her to call her old man.
>Flag the car down
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>>36157408
>>36157428
This.
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>>36157408
>Claire
>>Flag the car down
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>>36157408
>>36157428
This and tell her to tell Rosa about the monster and see if Mia can draw something to help
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Calling it now: Giant Eye-kun is going to turn out to be another one of Rosa's suitors, and also I will laugh my ass off.
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I call Claire, waving the car down as the call connects. The vehicle slows further on it's approach, cutting the acceleration and coasting the last few metres.

"Danny? What the shit did you do?" Claire asks.

"It wasn't me! It's some giant eye ball... thing in the sky! And it wants Rosa. Can you call your dad? Get him to come over and help kill this fucker?" I beg her, breath stitching.

"I'll try, but he can't reach anything in the air...." She sounds unsure. "We'll try and find a way out too." Se cuts the call.

The car coasts next to me, engine clunking quietly, as it indicates to pull onto the curb.

"Oh thank god!" I tug the door open and collapse into the passenger seat, "Drive!"

The driver is hidden behind a news paper. Familiar hands blocking the view of his face, until he pulls it away, licking his thumb to turn the page. "Mhmmm."

"DAD! FUCKING DRIVE!" I shout.

He sighs and shuts the paper, folding it in half and placing it in my lap with a significant look.


I shove it to the floor, "GO!"

Dad pulls the hand break up, reaches over and picks the paper up again, places it in my lap, before lowering the handbreak and accelerating.

>Get home, quick!
>Fucking get out of here!
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>>36157497
>Fucking get out of here!
Uh, we're right outside our home.
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>>36157497
>>Get home, quick!
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>>36157497
>Fucking get out of here!
>Also, Dad, would you happen to know anyone who could take out a giant flying eyeball?
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>>36157501
>Uh, we're right outside our home.
nah we're not, we ran down the street

and we left our keys inside, but if dads got his keys he can open up and get us inside if someone distracts the thing away so we can power up Claire and Rosa and Mia
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>>36157497
>Get home, quick!
Dad can open the doors for us.
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>>36157497
Ask to read the sports page.
It's always a good conversation topic.
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>>36157497
>Get home, quick!
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But we can just walk home easily. Let's take advantage of this car while we're in it.
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>>36157497
>>Stay at reasonable distance.
We cant do nothing, and he is not interested in us.
Don't do dumb shit some hero will handle it.

Running around something that can fuck up anti monster shield would probably do us no good.

We could try to distract it with our naked form, maybe?

How much battery charge the girls inside have?
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>>36157552
How?
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going home wins
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>>36157552
But if we take the car away then we will no longer be within range to walk home easily.
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>>36157556
We can do something, if Dad can unlock the house for us to get in, but we can only do that if the monster is not focussing on the house and us.

We get inside and we can powerup our girls.

Fucking Dani shenanigans are going to get us and our girls and family killed
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Ok plan C, we kiss Dad, and hope for superpowers?
We are girl now.
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>>36157590
Seconded
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Say, how does he even know who we are besides the fact that we shouted "Dad!" at him?

Has Dad been spying on us?
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>>36157590
That's hilarious since Dad now knows we turned into a girl.
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>>36157590
No
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>>36157590
Fucking no.
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>>36157597
I assume he didn't know, until we shouted "DAD".

And now he's rolling with it. Because when there's a giant floating eye of death in the sky above you, your son turning into a girl seems somewhat insignificant in comparison.
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"Floor it! Get home!" I shout.

Dad cruises down the street, obeying the speed limit and locking the car doors as the car moves.

He whistles as we slowly list up the street, before peeling into the drive way. Undoing his tie as he turns the engine off. Grabbing the newspaper he lets himself out.

I move to shunt my door open, only to find it doesn't budge. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE ALWAYS LEAVE CHILD LOCK ON? I grunt and shove against it as Dad climbs out, still whistling to himself in the red glow of the neighbourhood, walking up the driveway and twirling his keys around his finger.

I get the idea to climb out his side, falling out of the seat, Shoe ducks under the car, as the eye crackles with energy again.

Dad presses the chip on his key ring into the section of plating covering the door, and a rectangular section of the steel shunts out of the way.

The door flings open from inside, and Mum barrels outwards. "Hi Darling." She steps forward and Dad kisses her on the cheek, lifting her in a spinning hug and setting her back down.

Mum pushes out his grip, spins on the spot and holds a palm out, wiping it in a horizontal arc in front of her, wiping it from left to right.

I stare, bewildered, as the white skin around the eyeball fades into nothing, replaced by clear sky. The red of the eye dissapears too, as Mum's hand arcs across it, the entire thing soon wiped from the sky without a trace, barring a few shortly disappearing crackles of energy.

The sky above is clear, leaving no trace of the monster that assaulted our home.

I.. don't... I.... what?

>Write in
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>>36157630
What

WHAT
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>>36157630

What.
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>>36157630
>"... I'm going to bed."
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>>36157630
Jesus Christ. Is mom a reality warper?
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>>36157630
Shrug, our powers run in the family obviously. Hide behind the car so we're not caught out as big tits Dani
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>>36157630
"Since when is this a THING?"
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>>36157645

That would be pretty hilarious, because she'd still be unable to warp the gay or the NEET out of her kids.
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>>36157630

Watt
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>>36157650
>>36157630
This
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>>36157630
"...What"

Well, we had to get our powers from somewhere
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>>36157645
seems to be powered by dad too, since she didnt do anythign til they kissed

then again, maybes shes just a lazy, crazy bitch
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>>36157630
Climb in through the window.
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>>36157650
>mom kissed dad
Maybe dad has the same powers as us.
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>>36157630
>"Sorry, I forgot something in Daniel's room."
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>>36157650
Second
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>>36157665
That's what I'm thinking to
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>>36157630
Dad has same power as us.
Be in background, kiss girl, girl do stuff, no one notices.
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>>36157650
dis
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>>36157656
What a loving mother, wanting to mold her kids but choosing to let them make their own decisions.
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>>36157630
Man if we see any alchemists or homunculi, we are keeping them the fuck away from dad. I don't want another raining funeral
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>>36157630
Fuck it. Bed.
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>>36157667
oh

fuck


uhm


fuck fuck fuck


mother fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
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>>36157682
wasnt mum Izumi?
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>>36157630
Nope.

Not dealing with this.

We are heading back in and not giving any fucks.
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>>36157630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDuQx-AXObo
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>>36157691
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>>36157630
>the power of D runs through the family
Too bad dad got stuck with worst girl in his time. I bet he had an entire entourage of girls like us before.
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>>36157630

You can't just

What
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>>36157694
But we have to give a fuck about keeping the masquerade up, or else Mom's gonna get mad at us for lying to her.
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>>36157701
kek

KEK

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>36157706
We got our gender switched, if we tell the truth she understand that we were embarrassed.
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>>36157706
Why would she? Apparently our Dad has the same power we do, all we'd need to do is explain that Mia pulled a prank on us.

I mean, it's not like they told US they had superpowers.
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"What?" I ask flatly, before hiding around the far side of the car.

I hear them shuffle inside, and the door shuts. "What?" I ask again, flatly.

With a sigh, I stand up. "Fuck it."

>I'm going to bed.
>I need to get laid
>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157724
remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?
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>>36157728
>I'm going to bed.
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>>36157728
>I need to get laid

"CLAAAIIIRE! SWIGGITY SWOOGITY, I'M COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY!"
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>>36157728
>remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?
no

>I should talk to Mum and Dad
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>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
>I need to get laid
>I'm going to bed
In that order.
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>>36157728
>I need to get laid
GAAAAAAANGBAAAAAANG
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>>36157728
>>36157742
This
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>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
Then
>I'm going to bed
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>>36157728
>>36157742
Second
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>>36157728
> i need to go to bed
Nope the fuck out of there.
Also, chuckles you glorious bastard.
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>>36157728
>>I should talk to Mum and Dad
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>>36157728
Repeat previous maneuver, come back as Daniel.
Migt as well.

Then

>I need to get laid
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>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
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>>36157728
>>36157742
YES
THIS
FINALLY
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>>36157742
Time for Clarence, Ross, and Milo hanky-panky!
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>>36157742
THIS!
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>>36157728
>>36157742
pls
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>>36157735
it was like episode 3 or 4

Mum wanted to talk when we were about to fug Claire. we thought it was gonna be a sex talk, so we noped the fuck out and stole her desert banana

basically chuckles game theoried our desireto fuck everythign
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>>36157728

>remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?
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>>36157742
Fucking seconded
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>>36157763
>>36157742
FUCK
I NEED THIS CHUCKLES
NOW!
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>>36157781
You don't 'need' anything anon, except for some ritalin.
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I sense gangbang samefags.
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Didnt we tell Claire to call ger father for help?
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>>36157791
oh really?

thanks captain obvious
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>>36157802
Yeah, we should fix that
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>>36157802
yeah we did, and these retarded samefags completely forgot about what we did 3 seconds ago.

don't have a fucking gangbang when her dad's coming over for fucks sake morons
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I spit, before walking around the back of the house. Clambering up the wall slowly, I crawl in through my window.

"Fuck. Everything." I gasp, falling through to the floor.

Claire drags me upright. "Told my dad to head home. Turns out he hadn't left yet, was trying to find some socks."

I groan and shake my head.

"Alright. Well, I need to fuck, right now." I tell them, lying back, my heart still pumping with adrenaline.

>Write in
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>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
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>>36157818
>I should turn back into a guy, THEN talk to mom and dad.
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>>36157818
Get Clarance and Ross on the line, have Mia draw Ross' dick with lube on it. Or Clarance's, their choice.

Those two take our lower body, Mia can ride our face and play with our tits.
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>>36157818
So.. uhh.. the new damage we picked up as Danni is that going to stack on the wounds we have as Danny? When we flip back are we going to just kinda pop open and bleed for a bit?
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>>36157818
>Hey Mia, do that thing.
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>>36157818
>>36157830
This
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>>36157830
This, I guess?

We should solove our parent situation first , but fuck it, lewds.
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>>36157830
Second
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>>36157818
>>36157824
Seconded
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>>36157818
Normal fucking.
We have a penis for a reason.
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>>36157830
Seconding
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>>36157830
THIS
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>>36157818
>Mia. Turn me back into a man and do that thing you wanted to do. Claire, prepare thyself. Rosa, you'll know what to do.
>We will now commence operation Gangbang Claire. No, wait. First we invite my sis, THEN we commence the operation.
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>>36157818
>>36157847
This
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>>36157847
We don't have one of those.
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>>36157818
> normal sex
I don't like this gangbang idea.
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>>36157859
We're supposed to gangbang Claire on our lonesome dumb ass. Besides with that many dicks Eri won't want in.

>>36157830
This.
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>>36157818
This >>36157835
was seconding >>36157830
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>>36157830
Let's go with degeneracy.

But seriously, we should talk to mom and dad about their powers and if Eri and Mike have powers too.
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>>36157818
>>36157859
This anon is a wise anon.
Taking this one.
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>>36157868
>Gangbang
>Lonesome
Literally pick one faggot.

Why does everyone want Daniel to be fucked by guys? I don't get it.

Obligatory: WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
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>>36157880
>Wise
Hah, no. First gangbang with us as a guy is an entirely Danny orgy on Claire.
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The same fag is strong here...
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>>36157818
>Turn back into Danny
>Line up girls side by side. Claire Center, Rosa and Mia opposite sides
>While fucking Claire, finger Rosa and Mia
>Aim for one big synchronized orgasm
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>>36157818
Sans-gangbang.
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>>36157881
Are you insecure about your sexuality or what?
There is a girl, getting fucked by dudes/dude getting fucked by girls, anyway you watch it.
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>>36157824
I like this, but really all I want is anything BUT getting gangbanged as a girl.
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>>36157881
>Why does everyone want Danielle to be fucked by guys?
Because she's hot.

>Obligatory: WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
No, there's nothing wrong with a girl wanting to have sex with a bunch of hot studs.
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>>36157881
>Literally pick one faggot.
I pick Mia giving us multiple bodies so we can pump as much Speltin DNA into Claire as possible
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>>36157894
But the perspective is from the girl. Meaning you want to be fucked by guys.
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>>36157830
>>36157818
This, obviously.
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>>36157818
>>36157859
This
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>>36157910
Because our character is a girl right now.
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>>36157910
Fucked by guys as a girl. Nothing gay about that anon.
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>>36157818
seconding >>36157859
>>
well this is pure chaos and reeks of samefaggotry, so im opening a short strawpoll

http://strawpoll.me/2988318

votes close in 4 minutes
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>>36157818
>>36157890
ThisĀ
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>>36157830
Second
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>>36157943
STraw poll is easily same fagged.
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>>36157830
Seconding
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>>36157859
>>36157818
Rather this one if we have to go that route
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>>36157943

There's an innate system to 4chan that prevents people from replying with identical posts within five minutes, which seems about your preferred time frame for these sorts of resolution strawpolls. So wouldn't a Final Destination style post that makes use of that system be less easily samefagged? Only counting votes that, say, are in a format of post number they're replying to and the number corresponding to the option in question?

Just trying to help here, so apologies if this doesn't work the way you want/need it to.
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>>36157943
>No votes for gangbang on Claire
Kek.
>All the votes on my suggested gangbang
Happy times ahead.
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Clarence Ross and Mia on Danni wins
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>>36157977
>Happy with samefagged results.
Yes we're all really pleased with your bullshit. Chuckles cannot into actual samefag resistance
>>
Yeah, this reeks of samefag.
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>>36157985
indeed
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>>36157975
>There's an innate system to 4chan that prevents people from replying with identical posts within five minutes,
Which is both avoidable through IP changing AND invisible characters.

>So wouldn't a Final Destination style post that makes use of that system be less easily samefagged?
Not at all, and on top of that it's harder to count.
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>>36157985
Ha, we won and I didn't even have to use my phone.
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>>36157977
Fuck you.
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>>36157993
Go die in an electrical fire samefag.
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>>36157994
Hahaha, get fucked
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>>36157975
You can samefag anything, if you put some effort into it.

I did vote for gang bang tho. Didn't samefag tho. That's no fun.
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>>36157999
But I didn't same fag. As proof, "Danny, Ross and Mia on Claire" will now go up to 2.
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>>36158009
How does that prove anything? That actually supports samefagging than proves against it you retard
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>>36158016
I am able to vote twice by voting from my computer, and turning off my phone's wi-fi and using that. So I only have two shots.
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>>36158009
The samefagging is rampant in Chuckles quests. I'm in general just pissed that any time we've got a chance to do anything plot related everyone votes to get smut.

Why do fucking anything at this point other than get chuckles to write fuck scence 24/7.

Find out what monsters are? Go find out why monster wanted Rosa? Figure out who tried to kill us with paint? Naaah let's just get smut.

Eventually this quest will end up on /d/ rather than /tg/,
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>>36158026
I vote twice! I same fag! That's not bad though because they're two different devices!
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>>36157989
It's actually to the point that I'm done. Because let's be honest, nobody's here for the story anymore: and if the only fetish that stands a chance of getting catered to is male to female, then the sex isn't even relevant to my interests anymore.
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>>36158044
But I didn't vote twice before the 4 minutes was up, I didn't need to.
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>>36158049
>nobody's here for the story anymore
There was a story?

>captcha: story veshsti
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>>36158049
That's just hyppocritical. It's not my fetish so it's not okay!

The smut needs to die out a bit so we can get some actual fucking plot out of this or there is no point to it.

>>36158053
>b-but I only cheat when I might lose!
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>>36158034
>Find out what monsters are? Go find out why monster wanted Rosa?
Which we can't do since the monster's gone, and Rosa likely doesn't have any idea either.

>Figure out who tried to kill us with paint?
What were we going to do? Beat up all of the bullies in the school? Then what?
>Naaah let's just get smut.
The build up from last thread was exactly for this scene, and Chuckles cock-teased it for long enough it was going to happen regardless
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>>36158065
>b-but I only cheat when I might lose!
and when other people cheat. Always conceal carry guns to knife-fights.
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>>36158065
In the absence of story, all that's left is smut. And if the smut isn't to my tastes either, there's nothing left keeping me here.
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>>36158079
>When other people cheat

Like you? You are the other people. When you start to lose a vote you assume someone is cheating because you're an entitled shit, so you cheat.
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>>36158065
>The smut needs to die out a bit so we can get some actual fucking plot out of this or there is no point to it.
GEE
REMEMBER ALL THOSE FUCKING TIMES
WHERE PEOPLE WENT
"WOW LETS NOT GET INVOLVED IN PLOT GAISE, WE BACKGROUND CHARACTER."?
Do you? Fucking do you? Because I'm willing to bet you're one of the fuckers who agreed with them.
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>>36158084
Then go do something else? I mean, others are having fun here, and getting in the way of their fun just because you're not satisfied with a masturbation fantasy's kink seems like a dick move.
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>>36158084
Then just skip the tread, and read it on archive?
We are not forcing you to stay here.

I would prefer more plot too tho.

Can we collectively do some plot stuff after these lewds?

Also maybe visit grandparents, or hang out with Claires dad?
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>>36158102
Nope. I wanted to try out all the things related to powers. Desperately wanted Danny to have powers to rise out of backgroundnessess.

I did bitch against the incest stuff but that ship has sailed.
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"Hey Mia, you know that plan you had?" I ask her.

She gives me a grin and nods. Grabbing her sketchbook, she shifts over and takes my hand.

"What's going o-n?" Rosa asks, voice dropping several octaves, as she turns into a hunky piece of man meat, rippling with muscles. "MIA!" Ross yelps.

Mia giggles, "Get Claire too." I whisper in her ear.

Claire turns into her bishii boy Clarence and smiles, grabbing at her crotch. "Shit yeah!"

Rosa waves her hips around, feeling her dick curiously. "This is what dicks feel like?" They're so... floppy." She seems more curious than anything, even as I take my shirt off. She rubs her shoulders. "And my back feels great! No milk wagons breaking my shoulders" She stretches and shakes her chest grinning.

Claire meanwhile has bundled me up to the bed and started fondling my tits, grinning as he/she plays with them and tugging at my remaining clothes.

Rosa finally notices what we're doing and joins in. "This things getting hard. I like it." She grins.

Claire decides she wants to take charge. "You take Danni's front. I want her back." She tells Rosa, grabbing me again.

Rosa grins and shucks her clothes, muscles rippling as she looses her dick, quickly plunging into me.

"AHHN." I groan.

Claire positions herself under, applying lube that Mia conjured from nowhere and...

OW!

Claire eases herself in, despite my pained grunts and starts thrusting away. "Shit yeah." She breathes in my ear. "Danny, you're a little slut. Mia! Get in on this."

Mia shakes her head, contenting herself to watch instead, a hand in her shorts, as Ross and Clarence rail into me, the pain lessening as they attain a rhythm, kissing me as they moan and groan.

>Tell Mia to get in here
>Let her keep to herself
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
God help us if her mental problems carry over.
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>>36158126
>Tell Mia to get in here
>Set puppy dog eyes from "Plead" to "Beg"
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
We'll see if we can do something nice with her later. Her 'issues' are kind of a sensitive matter.
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
I want her to be a trap we can /ss/ instead.
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>>36158126
"Come on Mia, I wanna use my mouth too!"
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>>36158126
"Ya know, Mia, you don't even have to change~"
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
Voyeurism. Keep eye contact with her. Let her see sex is enjoyable for females.
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>>36158126
>Tell Mia to get in here
>Motion for her to come over with our hand, then replace hers in her shorts with ours while we make out with her
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>>36158126
>>36158137 Me, I like the reasoning behind.
>>36158165
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>>36158155
This.
Male Mia, maybe?

Only if she wants to,.
Voyeurism is fine too.
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you guys know that we've already been through this, right?

this is chuckles "it was the players!" butttickler
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>>36158155
>>36158144
>>36158126
Seconding, but only if she wants too. Don't push it.
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
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>>36158144
>>36158126
This!
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>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
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>>36158144
This. No need for ordering with her.
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>>36158190
>Chuckles turns out to be the samefagger
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>>36158243
Oh yeah, isn't Fiancee Chuckles going to get mad about how he ERPs with a bunch of anonymous people online?
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>>36158243
>chuckles shills for lewds in his own quest

WE'RE ONTO YOU YOU DAMNED DROP BEAR BASTARD
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>>36158269
>Actually marrying someone
Chuckles is doooooooomed.
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>>36158269
Nah, she posts at the start of these threads as anon, but leaves when it gets late.
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>>36158269
She's one of the anons

for all we know she gets off to it too
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>>36158283
whoops
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>>36158283
Stop using your tablet you poofta
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>>36158282
>Someones wife is in the thread.

Well fantastic now I'm self conscious about using profanity.
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>>36158325
>someones

it's not just someone, it's the QM's
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inb4
Chuckles wife to be is samefaging for lewds, so chuckles stop siting on computer, and come have sex with her.
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I keep eye contact with Mia, panting and moaning, as Rosa and Claire ream in and out of me.

Rosa leans and whispers, voice hot on my neck as Claire bites and fondles me. "I can feel Claires cock through you, we jab into each other when we thrust at the same- time!"

She grunts, and I feel them meet, seperated by a few millimetres of skin, before sliding away from each other, up inside me.

With a few grunting heaves, Rosa grunts and finishes inside me. "Hooooooh-ly shit." She groans. "Heh, sorry, not used to this thing. She takes over the fondling duties, as Claire fucks my ass deeper.

Now that I think about it... tongue lolling out of my mouth in pleasure, eyes staring into Mia, quivering as she strokes herself to orgasm, I just realised I lost my anal virginity before any of my girlfriends....

Man I am a sl-

"FUCK!" I come, spasming around Claire and Rosa, who left herself inside me. With a laugh, Claire takes that as a sign, finishing by pulling out and spurting on my back, searingly hot.

I roll out from between them, lying on my stomach, fucked out. Mia hides a moan in her free hand, stroking herself to another orgasm .

Rosa and Claire kiss and fondle me more, until Mia crosses the drawings out, turning everyone back to normal. Claire runs her tongue over my back, cleaning her cum off me.

With a sigh, I

>Go to sleep
>Write in
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WA fag here, I should find chuckles IRL and fuck him then I can say I've had a chucklefuck
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>>36158344
>Go to sleep

>>36158341
She could just sit in his lap and make it un-possible to focus on the screen.
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>>36158344
Sort out the girl ting with parents.
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>>36158359

I had a good "chuckle" at that
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>>36158344
>Write in
Gang up on Mia.
Have Claire and Rosa play with her top while we eat her out.
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>>36158359
l-lewd
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>>36158369
So much nope
You don't gangbang a rape victim, unless she really asks for it.
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>>36158344
>Write in
Give Mia some attention, as ourselves.
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>>36158385
Fucking this.
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>>36158385
Supporting the not raping a girl.

>>36158379
Now Chuckles is going to hunt you down. Good luck. He strikes from above.
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>>36158344
>Write in
After everyone's done being lewd, ask Rosa about the eyeball and tell everyone about mom and dad's powers.
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>>36158344
>Write in
Kiss Claire, Rosa, and Mia.

Take a shower, feed Shoe, ask parents what monster was it this time.
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>>36158344
>Write in
Have Claire blow us and Rosa eat out Claire while we play with Mia, finger her and lick her cunt
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>>36158344
Time to pay back Claire for that stunt last time by ganging up on her
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>>36158344
>>36158425
This then >>36158420
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>>36158344
>>36157890
This
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>>36158344
>>36158420
Seconded. Feed the cat.
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>>36158344
Seconding >>36157890 once again
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>>36158344
supporting
>>36158437
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>>36158359
are you a boy or a grill
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>>36158501
on the internet, I can be whatever you want me to be
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>>36158516
well hello there sexy dragon lady
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>>36158516
Can... Can you be a dinosaur with saddle?
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as far as i can tell...

>>36158420
wins
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>>36158525
the saddle is made out of dragon dildo's isn't it?
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>>36158519
I remember when I was gonna run dragon waifu quest but then I didn't

that was more than a year ago
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>>36158516
I've finally found my Mongol Centaur Lady
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>>36158539
No... I want to be the rootin' tootin'ist cowboy in the wild wild cretaceous period.
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>>36158344
Time to gang up on claire.
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I kiss each girl and wander around the room, retrieving fresh clothes.

With a refreshed sigh, I wander into the hall and run myself a nice shower. Cleaned, I inspect myself in the mirror. It doesn't seem the new scrapes I got as a girl transferred over a least. Cool.

Wandering to the kitchen, I grab another plate of the mounting number of leftovers from the fridge and take it to my room, feeding Shoe, who now lies on my desk, basking in the sunlight lazily.

I head back to the hall, wandering around trying to find my parents.... where are they?

>Check the basement
>Check their room
>Check the living room
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>>36158621

>Check the basement

We'd probably have noticed the living room and their room is asking for mental scarring. Basement it is!
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>>36158621
>Check the basement
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>>36158547
damnit I remember reading about that pitch in the qtg, please please run it
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>>36158621
Listen for sound of lewds. they probably be there.
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>>36158552
with a massive horsecock dildo up your ass while you ride right?

>>36158621
>Check the living room
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>>36158621
>Check the living room
If it's their bedroom, let's not disturb them.
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>>36158621
>Check their room
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>>36158621
>Check the basement
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>>36158645
I don't even remember what the pitch was anymore, but I think I've found other things I much prefer writing
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>>36158691
your not a WA fag
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>It doesn't seem the new scrapes I got as a girl transferred over a least.

Does this mean what happens in one form stays in that form?

Could Mia transform Claire, Claire uses healing, then Mia transforms her back to normal to avoid the pain transfer?
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>>36158704
Yeah? I'm not WA fag But I pitched dragon waifu quest way back when
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>>36158717
More importantly Rosa came inside Danni's pussy, might want to get Danni on the morning after pill.

>>36158720
I think he's referring to the initial poster of that convo chain.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mybg0l2Alaw

gnight cunts
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I shrug and walk downstairs, opening the door to the basement.

I trudge downstairs and look around, there's someone in the workshop...

I walk over and flick the lights on, revealing Mike, huddled over the bench, various pieces of machinery and circuitry lay strewn across the desk, as he uses a soldering iron.

"Uhhhhh." He posits.

I stare at him, confused.

>What are you doing?
>Seen mum and dad?
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>>36158769
>What are you doing?
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>>36158769
"Wattup?"
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>>36158769
>Seen mum and dad?
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>>36158769
> what are you doing?
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>>36158769
>What are you doing?
"Building yourself a waifu?"
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>>36158769
>What are you doing?
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>>36158769
> what are you doing?
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>>36158769
"Fixing the hard drive? Man, I didn't think you were even that smart."
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>>36158769
>What are you doing?
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>>36158769
>Seen mum and dad?
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"What are you doing?" I ask, leaning against the door frame.

He shakes his head, shoving the pieces into a plastic bag. "N-nothing, j-just uhhhh, building a new PC."

"From scratch?" I ask. "Out of circuit boards and everything? In the dark...?"

He's trembling. "Hehehheh... yes?"

Something in the bag squawks. "Master...." as a red LED light flashes up. Mike smacks his head and stares straight down at the table.

I stare at him for a long second. "Miiiiike?"

He glances up at me nervously.

>Write in
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>>36158769
>What are you doing?
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>>36158903
"You got powers too?"
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>>36158903
>"Okay anakin skywalker, I'll leave you in peace"
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>>36158903
"Don't worry man, runs in the family."
"If you wanna keep it a secret a bit longer, then that's okay."
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>>36158903
Oh hell.. she killed your waifu. What's her name?
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>>36158903
>"Just make sure mum doesn't find out about it."
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>>36158903
>are you building a waifu-bot? Can't you order one from amazon like a normal NEET?
> before you make your own pimp-mecha?
> well, at least she doesn't have a d... is that a dick?
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>>36158903
"So, apparently, dad and mom hooked up because his displays of affection towards her gave her powers. I've inherited that part, I take it you got something similar?"
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>>36158903
Come now Mike, is a robot girl you built really any different from a 3DPD girl? They both occupy the same number of dimensions you know

They do right? You haven't somehow built a purely 2D robot have you?
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>>36158903
"I knew it, robot waifu. Either that or you kidnapped a girl, locked her in the basement and forced her to call you master... I really hope it's a robot waifu."
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>>36158903
>"Have you considered selling these rich people? You could probably make a fortune and finally get Mum off your back you know."
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>>36158903
Come on Mike. We're brothers. If you're building what I think you are, you don't have to hide it from me
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>>36158983
I think you missed a 'to' in there, rather changes it dramatically from selling them to rich people, to selling rich people
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>>36159007
Actually I'm just advocating kidnap and ransom. He can used his loyal waifu-bots to help with the operation.
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>>36159025
Would mom be disappointed that he'd become a supervillain, or proud of him for taking initiative, starting a business, and getting a place of his own (probably in a dormant volcano or something)?
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>>36158903
>"Sharing is caring"
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>>36158903
>>36158947
>>36158983
This.
>>36159025
Now i have this strange idea to use on my dnd game: a fat bastard who uses warforged waifus to capture nobles to get rich and make his father stop complaining.
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"Mike. Are you making waifu bots?" I ask.

He shakes his head. "N-no."

"Cos robots are still three dimensional... even if you can give them big anime bug eyes." I tell him. "Look you don't have to hide it from me."

He shakes his head. "I'm not making waifu bots. Promise."

The voice crackles to life again, breathy, but robotic. "We will serve master as his horde, we will help him take revenge and service him."

He sighs and puts his head in his hands. "I'm not, I'm not I... I'm.." He pounds his temples. I look around. There are a few animatronic skeletons littering the workshop.

Uhhhh.

>Write in
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>>36159084
"Mike, don't be a supervillain, they are all jerks and losers, you're not. Have fun with your bots but don't do anything stupid, you don't want mum erasing them from existence with whatever bullshit mum powers she has."
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>>36159084
>Revenge?
>Dude.. you're not going to try and destroy the house and shit are you? Moms a cunt but.. that's a bit much. Last thing we need is Neji and Chad fucking around here.
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>>36159084
Shrug.
"Mike, who are you going to take revenge on?"
"Mom? Me? Women? Jocks?"
"Because you can show them all wrong, these things would be worth a fortune, not only from selling them either."
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>>36159084
Dude, these are sweet.
Be careful tho, you don't want to wreck stuff, and get in trouble.
Why haven't you told mum you make these? You could earn so much money with them, unless they are evil or something?
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>>36159084
"Alright, I'll admit, I'm impressed. Holy shit, I'm impressed...dude, you need some help? This actually looks pretty damn cool..."

"Of course it's depraved, but I've got four girlfriends and two that are on the fence yet, and dad just kissed mom so she could wipe the sky clean of some giant eyeball clean, and Eri...well, she's gay, which I just won't get as a straight guy."
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>>36159084
Success is the best revenge, y'know. Maybe instead of making them wreck things, you could have them build a world of your own ideals?
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>>36159124
>>36159084
This
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>>36159084
"Mike don't be that guy, you know where being a supervillain ends up? Living in the trailer park with douchebag civil servants coming to check on you every week and make sure you aren't doing anything evil. They probably wouldn't even let you have a computer".
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>>36159124
>>36159142
These. Having money is better than revenge.
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>>36159084
>>36159124
This.
But also,
> you know, if you gave then non-letal powers or something, and diferent personalities, you could be rich as fuck selling then as awesome battle game/toy
We medabots now.
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>>36159084
>Ooh, you could have them build you a matrix where all the weird guys get plugged in to where they can only fantasize about lolis from looking at drawings on the net.
>>
Wait are these Gundam model tings?
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>>36159084
"Mike, just be careful that you put in the right safeguards, alright? I mean, we all know what happens to supervillains eventually. Ugh, I'd rather deal with a regular job than with the Welfare people.
"Anyway, have you thought about using this to make money?"
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>>36159182
Dude...
Imagine a wargame like 40k. But with medabots-like miniatures.
I think i got a boner.
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>>36159084
"Dude...if I were to show these to Rosa's parents, you could make, like, sooooo much fucking money man. Dude, you wanna make some motherfuckin money?"
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I shrug, carefully and calculated. "Mike, who are you going to take revenge on?" I ask, trying to stay calm. "Is it me?"

He shakes his head. "No. God no. You're my little brother I'd never-"

"Is it Mum?" I cut in. His eyes dart down, "The chads, women?"

He casts his eyes down, "I... I'm not."

"Look dude. You can prove them all wrong." I point out. "That's what they want. If you go evil, they'll win, and you'll have to live in the caravan park with the other cunts. Or... you could prove them wrong." I jerk my chin. "Sell these things, go public and they'll be worth a fortune.

He looks up at me, eyes wet. "I.... maybe you're...."

The door at to the basement slams shut.

I whip around. A robotic skeletoon is descending the stairs, it's head covered with an anime girls face, plastic uncanny flesh tight, eyes staring at me. "Master WILL protect us. We will be with him. Forever."

The robot walks towards me in measured steps.

>What do
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>>36159287
"Shit dude. Did you set these things to Yandere? Might wanna switch them over ASAP."
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>>36159287
"I'm not arguing that, obviously you'll keep them."
"I'm talking more about the technology in general rather than the individual robots themselves, after all technology is a work in progress, prototypes are needed."
"Master will not ONLY protect you, he'll upgrade you, he'll care for you, he may even give you intelligence one day. Unless you already have it, then Mike's got some explaining to do as to why he'd give prototypes intelligence without any override commands or precautions for safety's sake."
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>>36159287
"Okay then you can stay with him, and he can use these skills to help design robots for the city, for other people who need their help. Mike, imagine your technology and skills helping other people, people crippled by monsters and disasters, your robots helping them live their lives and get around, imagine your robots helping clean and repair the city.

You can have your waifu robots, and you can still use your skills and know-how to make loads of cash and prove mum and all those bullies wrong."
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>>36159287
>>36159321
This one.
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>>36159287
>>36159328
This
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>>36159328
>>36159287
Second
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>>36159321
Second
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>>36159287
>>36159328
Got my vote.
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>>36159287
>>36159328
This
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>>36159328
>>36159287
This
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>>36159321
>>36159328
Why not both?

Story of our life
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>>36159287
"Well of course you'll keep your first generation. I mean, the ones meant for mass consumption, you've got to cut down on production costs, reduce their capabilities, make DLC's so you can make bank. Of course, you'll want to decide if you want to go Elder Scrolls with your mods, or lock them out. I'd suggest keeping it open; gives you more respectability among your customers.
"So, who's this one and what are her settings?"
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I sigh again. "You just had to make them yandere bots, didn't you?"

Mike hangs his head in shame.

"Okay listen. I'm not arguing that you can't keep these ones... I'm talking more about the tech in general."

I turn back to the robot. "Your master will not only protect you, he can upgrade you and care for you, maybe give you intelligence one day." Over my shoulder I mutter. "You didn't give them intelligence yet right?"

Mike shakes his head. "No... they were gonna be an army."

I sigh in relief, at least he's not a retarded evil genius.

The robot steps back into line with the other metal skeletons, eyes dimming and head drooping.

Thank fuck.

"So.....

>Write in
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>>36159517
>Write in
"... did YOU know about our parents having super powers? Cause I sure as hell didn't."
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>>36159517
We should get mike to be ironman
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>>36159517
"Rosa's parents are construction moguls, they have both dosh and connections. Why don't you make a more...presentable model, and when it's ready can go over there together?"
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>>36159517
"Mike bro, this is some seriously impressive stuff, but just remember, only a bully needs an army, show everyone who doubts you what you can do when you put your mind to it, keep working on this tech for good reasons and market it and you can be massively successful, with your yandere maid robo waifu's by your side. I might even be able to talk to Rosa's parents about licensing or production maybe."

then go find parents and have THE TALK
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>>36159517
>>36159535
This. Also, lets start a business.
Medabots business.
We will get fucking rich in japstraya.
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>>36159517
Dude why would you want army, when you could live in a mansion, and have robot maids.

Robot bodyguards are cool too.

But yea, make couple of these, sell them, get a production line, and live in a mansion with robot servants, doing whatever you want.

Why you didn't do this sooner? Someone might steal this tho...

Give mike a pat on a back/man hug. You are awesome dude!
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>>36159568
We should go into business with him. He's got the product, we got connections.

This would also solve his and our own "get a job" problem.
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>>36159608
We gotta watch out, so someone doesn't steal his stuff, and rip him off.
We should ask Rosa, if she knows someone tho.

Also Mia can (probably) produce machinery, for producing machinery.
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>>36159517
"You gotta patent this stuff, get a trademark. I'm sure dad will help you get a company started. Probably custom jobs, not a full production line, but it should be enough to get you your own place and a workshop.
"And did you know Mom's superpowered? What about Dad? And Erica?"
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>>36159644
>And Erica?"
We need to lewd Eri and find out what powers she gets, well not only for that reason, but thats a bonus to lewding Eri
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>>36159608
Holy shit, construction bots for certain jobs. Search and rescue, space exploration...Mike's going to be rich.
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>>36159679
Unless someone else is making them. Remember, giant fighting robots?

Chuckles, whats the in universe robot situation?
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>>36159697
Those seem unique to Shen&co, honestly. If they could have someone else running that shit, don't you think they would?
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"Seriously dude, you work out the edges on these things, make them less yan-yan and maybe ditch the creepy anime faces for now, and I might be able to hook you up. Rosa, her parents are construction moguls, they have the dosh to get this thing off the ground!"

Mike grins, "Y-you think?"

"I know it. Just gotta get this off ground... or below ground, level." I tell him.

>Give him a hug
>Bro fist
>Write in
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>>36159727
>>Bro fist
Then go talk with mum and dad

and after that we go lewd Eri
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>>36159727
>>Give him a hug
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>>36159727
>Give him a hug
>Bro fist
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>>36159727
>>Bro fist
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>>36159727
>Give him a hug
Before we run this by people for funding though, we do need to make sure Mike has a working prototype to show it works to potential investors.
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>>36159727
> hug
> bro fist
> talk go mom and dad
> lewds and nap time
Go.
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>>36159727
Give him a Bro-Hug.
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>>36159727
>Give him a hug
>Bro fist
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>>36159727
>Give him a hug
>Bro fist

Mike's going to prove everyone wrong when he's rich as fuck. Another one of those dropout billionaires.
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>>36159727
>Bro-fist
>Go find dad
"Hey, Dad, Mike's been making robots and he wants to make a show model, but we need shinier parts for that. Think you can hand out a couple grand to help us with startup costs? You'll be a major shareholder in the newest android business, good investment!"
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>>36159727
>Bro fist
>Other
Ask about Dad and Mom.
"So, what powers do they have?"
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>>36159811
I get the feeling that Mike is going to eventually give is a Robo-waifu as a thank you for believing in him.
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>>36159859

Seconding this. Man, my gramps taught me how to do that, said it was how real men hugged back in the day.
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Bro fist to bro hug?
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>>36159879
I hug my friends like this, except my dad/bro/girl friends/extremely bad or good moments like a funeral or a childbirth.
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>>36159856
And we promptly give robo-Waifu to Marie, just to see how her powers react with it.
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I clap a hand into his, and pull him into a bro hug, slapping his back once. "You can do this dude." I tell him.

He gives a shaky laugh, and with a wave of his hand the robots all fully power down. "Hey, did you know mum and dad had superpowers?" I ask.

He shrugs. "N-no. I thought I just got my... stuff, out of nowhere."

I frown at that. "Hmm, well mum just wiped a monster the size of the city out of the sky with a move of her hand."

Mike just gapes. "Holy fuck."

>What do?
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>>36160054
"I know, right? I'm going to go ask then about it."
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>>36160054
>"I know right? Let's go ask about that, c'mon
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>>36160054
>Story Time
>Bring beers
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>>36160054
"Yeah, I think it might run in the family, oh well, have fun with your 3DPD waifus I need to go talk to mum and dad."
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>>36160054
"Yeah. Kind of explains what you got, and makes me wonder what Erica can do.
"I'm going to go ask them about it."
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>>36160054
"Yeah I think it's caused by love or some bullshit"
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>>36160054
"Apparently, Dad just kissed her and hugged her and suddenly she can erase everything.
>>
Wait. Eri is a weeaboo lesbian, Mike is a NEET who can barely talk to people without spilling his spaghetti everyone, and we were a helpless antisocial virgin who's only friend was a lesbian. What if our parents were pushing us down a path so we wouldn't learn about our powers and so we could live normal lives?
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>>36160087
I bet Eri's is the reverse of us. She takes away the power of any guy she lewds. This could be traumatizing if she was with any of the crazy powered people around here and they weren't to happy about losing their power.
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>>36160137

Nah, mom's been trying to terrorize the family into being normal, remember? And dad's always been dad-tier and just made sure she never got it too bad.

>>36160144

Stop giving Chuckles ideas, Anon, Jesus.
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>>36160144
>Eri
>guy
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>>36160144
Ooh, it's like that girl from Basilisk, but with sex instead of staring into your soulll.
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>>36160144
No, dad has the power-giving ability we do, and mom it's charged by it. Eri either has something but it's dormant or it's only effecting guys.
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>>36160137
So

If Dad says something about how we shouldn't have so many girlfriends

Our response is blacked out

"So, dad, you hear the one about the kid whose dad told him to stop masturbating or else he'd go blind? His son said, 'Dad, I'm over here."
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>>36160248
Ahhhhahahaa I fail at life
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Hey, you think our mom killed the other moms to ensure dominance over the children?
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"Yeah, it was crazy. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go ask them about it. You stay here and work on your robots." I clap him on the shoulder and head upstairs.

Mum and Dad are sitting on the couch, Dad smoking a cigar and Mum drinking some foul smelling vitamin concoction.

I stand in front of the TV, arms crossed. Dad just lies down on the couch and watches around me.

Fucking K-Dramas

>Write in
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>>36160288
so what the fuck is our family
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>>36160288
"I think it's time we got that banana out again, maybe this time you should both be at the table when we do."
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>>36160288

So....the fuck?
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>>36160288
>"This a re-run? I've gotta talk with you about something."
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>>36160288
"Your lucky you raised a bunch of misfits. Imagine if when I was 12 I kissed a girl and she began shooting lasers out of eyes. Probably would have killed someone."
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>>36160306
>>36160288
This
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>>36160318
i like this one
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>>36160288
"So, mom's a reality warper. Dad, are you a Catalyzer like me, or something else?"
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>>36160318
this
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"You two are lucky you raised a bunch of misfits you know. Imagine if when I was 12 I kissed a girl and she shot lasers out of her eyes. Might have killed me!" I glower at them.

"That's nice dear." Mum says, waving me aside dismissively, "We'll sign the permission slip tomorrow."

"Guys! Seriously!" I'm starting to raise my voice.

Dad waves too, lazily. "MMMmmm. TV."

I inhale slowly, letting the breath flow through me, trying to calm down.

>Write in
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>>36160489
Lets leave them to it then, not like we don't have time to do it later. Lets phone up Marie and see how she's doing.
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>>36160489
...I...I think I know how the world works.

The particularly powerful are drugged and given hypnotic TV to watch, being fed subtle signals so that they don't break the world in a hissyfit. The people that fight and we meet day to day? Those are only the people weak enough to not get noticed.
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>>36160489
>"Fine, i'll go get in trouble and stuff then!"
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>>36160489
Go on a rant about them being terrible parents.
Their daughter became literally depressed because of them, their oldest son wanted to become a supervillain and we... what are we?
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>>36160539
We are diferent.
We use our power not to save the world or to fuck it over. We keep to ourselfs and live our lives the best we can.
We aren't heroes here, we aren't villains of this crazy world.
We are Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.
We are the background character.
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>>36160539
a slut
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>>36160539
A straiht 14 year old who lost their anal virginity before his 3 boyfriends.
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>>36160630
we really need to go and fuck Claire up the ass
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>>36160489
"Alright, but I expect to talk about this at dinner. My powers are becoming active and I'm activating the superpowers of people around me.
"Oh, and I picked up a cat. Her name is Shoe. Can I get some money to take her to the vet for some shots?"

If the revelation of a new unannounced pet with unknown expenses doesn't shock them, then nothing will.
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>>36160630
arent we like a senior or something?
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>>36160526
Maybe it's that K-Drama they always seem to be watching
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>>36160489
>>36160643
Seconded.
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>>36160489
>>36160512
>>36160643
Oh yeah, call up Marie, see how she's doing.
Maybe the Video Game Club can go and meet at her place to play video games.
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>>36160512
>>36160489
This
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>>36160664
> video games
Yeah, right.
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76 posters. Yhe same fsg in this thread is phenomenal.
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>>36160643
Still need to kiss the cat and see if it gets powers.
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>>36160739
Just need to draw the cat a female form and have Mia change it, you mean.
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>>36160755
Or that. I'm easy.
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>>36160755
That's why we won't castrate shoe.
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"Fine, but I want to talk about this at dinner. My powers are kicking in and I'm activating superpowers in people around me."

"Mhmmm." They both grunt.

I go to leave, before doubling back. "Oh yeah, i picked up a cat, her name is Shoe. Can I get some money to take her to the vet for some shots."

Mum waves me away. "We'll talk about it later." She mutters, taking another drink.

Fucking useless.

I stalk off, climbing the stairs, as I hear the front door open, Eri announcing her arrival to the house.

In the hall, I think about what to do, hearing giggling coming from my room.

>What do
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>>36160809
Tell Eri real quick that Mom is super-powered, and Mike has a tech superpower. She can always talk to us if her powers activate.

Then go into our room.
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i find it funny that plot anons were pissed off and left, right before we got a plot dump-ish
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>>36160809
>>36160809
Go say his to Eri, then go tutor Claire
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>>36160846
Most people who "quit forever" never actually leave, or return within a thread or two.
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>>36160809
>Eavesdrop outside our room. Listen to what they could be talking about
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>>36160809
>>36160892
This
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>>36160809
Walk the fuck in there
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>>36160809
Ask Eri to get something from our room so that she falls into whatever sick trap they are making.
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>>36160809
Go in.

In worst case Clair heal us.
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>>36160885
or lurk
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>>36160809
Just walk in.
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>>36160943
i like this one
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I grin, expecting something fun, I shove the ajar door open.

I immediately regret this decision, as I'm showered with beige gloopy sludge, blinding me and seeping into my mouth, tasting of cinnamon.

I spit and whip my glasses and eyes, flicking the porridge off my face and to the floor, gasping in disbelief.

Claire and Rosa are just howling in laughter on the bed, Mia sitting on the couch, doodling away still.

"You...." I begin, growling, as porridge glugs down my body in thick streams.

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>>36161125
Magnificent bastards!
Rub porridge our over ourselves while taking off clothing.
You know you have to lick this off me now?
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>>36161125
"two are going to help me get cleaned . . . also my family also has superpowers"
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>>36161125
"So, do I get to pick who gets in the shower with me now?"
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>>36161125
Jump on them. Wipe face on their face. Only correct course of action.
Then on Eri's face when she comes to see what the fuss is all about.
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>>36161125
"Porridge? Really? You couldn't just do water? Oh, you're getting it now."
Grab Rosa and Claire in a hug, pinning them to the bed and getting porridge all in their hair.
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>>36161125
>>36161151
This

Haul both of them into the shower
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>>36161164
>pinning them to the bed
nah we don't want to mess up our bed, but yeah, get it all over them so they have to shower it off
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>>36161125
>Go take another shower.
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>>36161150
Samefaging
Seriously guys? No porridge fetish scene, when Chuckles clearly planed it?
I am disappoint.
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>>36161284
>porridge fetish
...what?
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>>36161301
It's kinda like pool tub fighting, only with more licking, and less fighting. At least in stuff I watch.
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>>36161398
Jelly pool not pool tub, sorry, typo.
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>>36161125
Damnit Chuckles, stop forcing your fetishes on us.
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>>36161398
Ok.
I'm just gonna go back to my dickgirls and stop being a hypocrite
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"Laugh while you can bitches, you two are getting in the shower and helping to clean me up." I growl, slinging some more of the muck out my hair.

Claire rolls upright. "Wasn't my plan." She giggles.

Rosa shakes her head too, pointing.

At this point, I notice Mia's shoulders shaking imperceptibly, until she looks up, her smug smile nearly cracking open as she tries to stop her laughs escaping her mouth.

I squint, and move quickly, smearing porridge in the two closer girl's hair, before advancing on Mia.

"Aw, c'mon dude, my hair!" Rosa complains.

"Mmmm, cinnamon." Claire comments, licking her lips.

Mia smirks a little more as I step closer, moving to flick porridge in her face, when with a flick of her wrist, she draws a line across the paper, and the porridge evaporates into puffs of light, evaporating upwards.

The room is cleaned now, but for the lingering smell of cinnamon.

I bend over and play frown in Mia's face.

>What do
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>>36161434
>Bed time
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>>36161434
She is definitely asking for it.
I don't know how to handle the adorbs.
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>>36161434
Kiss her.
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>>36161434
Kiss her.
Run our fingers through her hair.
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>>36161434
Kiss her and then
"I don't know how I'll get you back for this, but I will. Expect it."
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>>36161434
Tell girls about Mike.
Explain that there is no time like now, to invest in robot butler.
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>>36161434
Kiss her
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>>36161434
Whatever wins, turn to Rosa.

"Anyways, Rosa, turns out Mike is a god damn robotics wiz. I caught him making a roboyandere army in the basement, and convinced him to make a presentable model to show your parents. Capitalism, ho!"
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I lean foward and peck her on the lips. "Gonna getcha back for that. Don't know how, but I will." I give her a wink and saunter off, collapsing onto the end of my bed, staring up at the ceiling as Rosa redoes her hair in my mirror.

Eri knocks on the doorframe, sticking her head around the door timidly. "Oh... you've stoped being a gi- a degenerate." She says, taking a drink from her weeb juice.

"Yes, and?" I ask her.

"Just checking that you weren't being a disgusting animal with the door open." She spits back, moving away.

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>>36161808
"You should have faith in your family. Ask me what I caught Mike doing in the basement."
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>>36161808
"Wait, Eri, can we talk about Mike for a moment?"
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>>36161808
"Hey Eri, did mom and dad ever tell you about their powers?"
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>>36161808
"Well next time you want to watch just say so and I'll leave it open.

Hey do you know anything about mum and dad's powers?"
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>>36161808
"If you wanted to see me being a disgusting animal, you just missed it, I'll be sure to call you next time."
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>>36161842
Second.
Mike is just starting with this and feels kind of nervous, I doubt he would like it if we go around telling everyone about his robots.
We should just tell Rosa beause of her parents and that's it.
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>>36161808
>>36161842
this
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>>36161808
>"You should have faith in your family. Ask me what I caught Mike doing in the basement."
and
>"Well next time you want to watch just say so and I'll leave it open.
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>>36161863
Let's not tell her right away though. Let's help Mike get a working prototype that he will be ready to show off first
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"Well, jeez, if you want to watch next time, just let me know and I'll leave the door open." I tell her, shit eating grin apparent.

Eri lingers her head in the doorframe, still sucking her bubble tea. "Yeah... right." She says, trying to sound derisive.

"Oh yeah, you know about Mum and Dad's powers?" I query.

"Mum and Dad have powers?" She asks, "Since when? I ain't ever seen shit." She frowns and looks at the floor, considering.

How did none of us notice this in twenty years of living and being raised by the people.

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>>36162049
"Yeah, mom wiped out this huge floating eye like it was nothing. I asked, but they said they'd talk about it later."
Whisper to Claire to give Erica a welcome-back kiss.
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>>36162049
"Well apparently mum does, there was this giant evil eye monster thing and she just erased it out of the sky. Seems like it might run in the family so just be careful."
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>>36162049
Well, Dad is always reading a paper. Probably stopped watching him cause he always did that and rarely speaks.

And as we have seen, none of us wanna hang with mom for any extended length of time. We always just kept ourselves up in our rooms.
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>>36162049
Giant eye monster.
Suspicious paper camouflage.
Mike has robot tinkering powers
I have power gifting.
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>>36162049
God damn it.
I just noticed it.
Mom and Dad are also Background characters. The reason we never saw their power is because they never needed to use them. Well, Mom never needed to use her power, Dad appears to have the same powers we have.
Dad is also the perfect example of a father from an anime with teenage protagonists: non-intrusive, quiet and supportive when needed.
Mom is also very hands off, except when it comes to making sure her kids become normal members of society.
Normal people, unlike those crazy protagonists.

The reason Mom is so crazy about the family being normal is because she wants to make sure none of them becomes a protagonist, with all the dangers that implies.
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>>36162249
Fuck man
Well at least we stopped mike from fucking up
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>>36162049
"Apparently, it's like mine. He kisses mom, spins her around, and suddenly she wipes that giant eye thing outta the sky. Obviously, I immediately came up here to get my mind fix"
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>>36162293
Look at us. We have probably done more for Mike's well being today than Mom or Dad have for some (if any) time.
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"Yeah it was nuts. There was this giant eye monster, and Mum just wiped it out of the sky.... like wiping dust off a screen." I mutter. "Look, just... be careful... everyone else in the family seems to have their own powers.... just try not to set yours off in some crazy way, alright?"

Eri nods, looking uncharacteristically serious and mellow. "Alright." She goes to walk off, before appearing back in the door way, clicking her fingers.

"What?" I ask.

She reaches into the depths of her bag. "This uhhhh.... person, gave me something to give you. Said it was real important."

>Person
>What is it?
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>>36162438
>>Person
i dont trust random people
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>>36162438
"Was it human, and is it a bomb?"
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>>36162354
I'm unsure if our parents incompetent or simply stupid.
Or maybe they are incapable of giving fucks about anything other than K-Dramas, Newspapers and, in Mom's case, making sure we become Normal mambers of society.
Is there such a thing as giving too little fucks?
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>>36162438
>Person
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>>36162438
>Person
I bet it's M
>What is it?
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>>36162438

>Person?
>What is it?

That little moment of hesitation is really all that needs to be said, but lets keep going and see what happens!
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>>36162438
>Who?
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>>36162438
>Person
>What is it?
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>>36162438
>Person
>A giant eye in the sky just tried to kill me and I was only saved by Mom's secret super powers. Forgive me if I seem paranoid, but I wamt to know who that was, or at least how they looked.
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>>36162438
>open it

Clearly its her attempt to permanently turn Danny into Dani. Clever Eri.
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>>36162631
Nah memory eraser. If Danny cant remember Claire she's all Eri's.

We find out then Chuckles goes to bed. Look at the clock.
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>>36162438
>>Person
>>A giant eye in the sky just tried to kill me and I was only saved by Mom's secret super powers. Forgive me if I seem paranoid, but I want to know who that was, or at least how they looked.
Stranger danger man...
Maybe its the M of condoms again?
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"Person?" I ask, dubiously. "Like a man... or a woman?

She nods, "Yeah... a.... person." She pulls out a manilla envelope, waggling it in her grip.

"What'd they look like?" I ask, getting more concerned.

Eri shrugs, "You know... eyes and ears.... a mouth." She taps her temple slightly, shutting her eyes. "They were wearing.... a striped jacket." She shakes her head, irritation in her eyes.

She holds the envelope out. "Do you want it or...." She throws it on my desk. "Know what it is?"

I stand and walk over, the girls have taken to amusing themselves, Rosa and Claire playing slapbet, while Mia draws.

The folder is marked with a W. Wait... no. I pick up a pen and spin it. It's marked with an M.

>END OF EPISODE 25
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>>36162657
surprise surprise its M
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>>36162646
Nah, it's gonna be Claire's head. And them Claire'll ask, all innocent like, "what's wrong Danny?", while turning into an enormous murdermonster
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>>36162657
Called it
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Wait a second

Is Eri the long teased trap? Chuckles has specifically gone out of his way to avoid mentioning her genitals
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>>36162657
Goddamnit Chuckles.

Thanks for the thread, though fuck you for keeping me awake til 8am, now I can collapse.
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>>36162712
I suspect Claire might have mentioned it if she'd gotten a face full of Eri cock.
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>>36162712
Bro.
We were in the shower with her, and we still refer to her as our sister.



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