Previous:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35898293/Character sheets: Layla http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83v: Maria:http://pastebin.com/Pz8RjLpuTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTGToday is a good day, a very good day. The sun is bright and shiny, the air is clean but cold. There is the perfect amount of wind, and the air still smells of pumpkins and smoke. And I'm very comfortable currently, having decided to take some of Maria's advice to leave my pajamas on if I didn't plan on going out on a day. It may also be due to the fact Maria is perhaps the best pillow one could have as she currently has me wrapped in her arms under the blanket we are sharing as we watch a movie, which unlike most of the movies we watch has nothing to do with monsters. Kind of disappointing really, in my personal opinion, I think it has something to do with someone stealing the declaration of independence, I don't really know, as I've fallen asleep a couple of times while trying to watch it.Of course now I'm having trouble passing out, despite being very comfortable currently.Because, a few days ago, I think I ate a demon, I'm not sure, the whole going into my mind thing kind of wore me out for awhile, but my witch's eyes haven't returned to being purple, and she can't seem to cast as many spells as she used to, and she spends most of her time meditating, which I assume is a way to train your magical ability or something.Maria grips me tighter, bringing me away from my thoughts and back to the now."Layla" She says placing her head on my shoulder "want to do something?""hmm?" I say still caught up in my thoughts."Want to do something besides watching the same movie four times in a row?" She asks "I mean I'd rather not leave the room, but I could do for some fresh air""So you're finally coming out of your shell then Maria?" I ask laughing "I knew you would eventually, just needed more me in your life". Maria smiles, before lightly smacking my shoulder.Cont
>>35942359What do I do? go/do something with Maria (which and where/what) check on something/someone Explore by yourself Write in
>>35942395> go/do something with Maria.Beach time!
>>35942395>>35942405Yeah all right.
>>35942395> go/do something with Maria Beach sounds fun!
>>35942359> go/do something with MariaLet's have lunch somewhere.
>>35942395>>35942405Anon has the right idea
>>35942560>That feeling when everyone back's your idea
"Lets go to the beach" I say as I throw Maria's arms off of me, standing up and stretching ."You have a swim suit?" Maria asks yawning."Yeah, give me a few minutes" I say as I fish the simple blue two piece swim suit from under my bed.I get dressed in the restroom,, and put my hoodie over my swimsuit, to cover up slightly before we get to the beach. I come out to see Maria still getting dressed. I advert my eyes, blushing."Done" she says causing me to stop staring at a wall. Her swimsuit is covered in Lavender and dark purple stripes.She throws on a white T shirt and beckons me to follow her after she grabs a large sports bag. I do "You know, I just thought, isn't it going to be cold?" Maria asks"Most likely, but it will take more than a little cold to kill me" I say putting my arms behind me head. Maria shakes her head."At least we won't have to share the beach with anyone" She says smiling "We'll have all of it to ourselves""Yeah" I say "No one to kill for staring""Layla!" Maria shouts"Joking" I lieAfter a short walk through the now normal looking courtyard, which is rather bare due to the fact Mr fraust called in a bomb threat so He didn't have to teach today and if anyone did try and find him, he could take half the school down with him in a truly impressive explosion.We arrive on the beach, and it's pretty barren.Maria pulls two towels and lays them out on the beach, facing the seawhat do I do help Maria set up lay on a towel explore the beach go swimming write in
>>35942750> help Maria set upNot sure we can manage the swimming with Maria's help what with it being.. wet and all.
>>35942750> help Maria set up
>>35942750>[x] Get out the sunscreenAwww yissss
>>35942750Try to dodge the waves
>>35942750 lay on a towel
>>35942750They're in colorado. Likely the colorado desert.
I decide to help Maria set up, Grabbing a small cooler from her bag as she puts up a large parasoul in between the towels, as a cold wind passes by, causing me to shiver slightly.She takes a step back and admires the thrown together personal paradise."Well it's better than nothing" She says taking her shirt off, I do similar with my hoodie, making sure it doesn't get any sand on it. I look at the two towels and the large parasoul covering both in a shadow. I'd never been to a beach before, so I just shrug and sit down on a towel which I assume is mine, due to the fact it's green. Maria seems to be a bit uncomftarble showing so much skin.She grabs a chilled can of diet coke as she sits down, drinking some of it while I sun bathe. Then I hear water splashing, and I see Maria wading into the waves, her hair already matted and wet, her glasses off."Come on Layla" She says rubbing her arms "it isn't so bad when you get used to it"What do I do? join her go back to sunbathing explore beach wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach write in
>>35943063 reluctantly join her
>>35943063>[x] join herSorry Mystery Box, it's beach episode time.
>>35943063>>35943082This. Water is scary yo.
>>35943063>[X] join her>Horribly fail to do so>[X] wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach
>>35943063> join her
>>35943063> join her>>35943082
>>35943063> wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach
>>35943063>[x] join her
I stand up and rush into the water, and immeditatly realize it's quite cold, pushing the fact there's a boat to the back of my mind as I try to ignore the chill in my legs. Maria laughs as I stop dead in my track and slowly raise and lower my legs.She beckons me to follow to come closer and I do, slowly. And then I realize her plan as she lowers her hands into the water and raises them quickly, splashing me with freezing water, as well as making me jump slightly. Well at least it isn't as bad as the shower. She smiles as I splash her back.What do I do continue splash fight 1d20 try and swim  Look around at the beach write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35943342> continue splash fight 1d20THIS IS A FIGHT WE MUST WIN!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35943342> continue splash fight 1d20Try to dunk her! Certainly we will not regret tackling a stronger opponent!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35943342> continue splash fight 1d20
>>35943342>[x] try and swim oh lawd
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35943342>[x] continue splash fight 1d20
Maria splashes me again, and I splash. We go back and forth for awhile, chasing each other around splashing water at each other. Of course it quickly becomes a war of attrition as I'm much faster than Maria, but she can splash the water harder than I can, leading to a standstill in the splash fighthow do I try to win? write in 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35943555Rush her, and pull her under!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35943555Rush and tickle!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35943555>remove topAttack when she's distracted!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35943555>>35943654this
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35943555>>35943730ok. But i have no write in to offer.
>cat Layla scared of showers and baths. Large bodies of water a-ok
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35943811I suspected more fear as well. I'm guessing Maria is a mitigating factor at this point.
>>35943730We can be lude and remove her top when underwater
I have formulated a plan. I turn on my heel, pushing away wet sand, and stop running, and start charging Maria. Her eyes open with shock as I come running at her, to quick for her to react with a splash. I raise my hands, and begin tickling her stomach, causing her to crumple over laughing as she tries to escape my onslaught, before giving up to the inevitable as she kneels in the water, a laughing mess brought low by my tactical genius."S..s stop L..layla" She pants between laughs "I yield, I yield"What do I do continue tickling  give her the terms of her surrender (write in) inspect boat go swimming go back to the beach write in >>35943811Only has tried to take showers, and they're very close to the beach. if you rolled low enough she would've ran off to the towels>>35943830and this>>35943876if you so wish
>>35943909> give her the terms of her surrender (write in)Ear scratches and a kiss. Nothing less.
>>35943909>[x] give her the terms of her surrender (write in)I agree with a kiss.
>>35943909Humorously lude it is.Unless people object
>>35943909> continue tickling No mercy!
>>35943909>[x] Grope her assWhile she's distracted
>>35943909>>35943928>>35944021I like these.
>>35944021Let's not go too far
>>35943909> give her the terms of her surrender (write in)Seal the terms of surrender with a kiss, and this >>35944021
"Surrender commander Smith" I say "with a kiss given to the winning party". Maria laughs as I continue tickling her mercilessly."Fine, f..fine" she says grabbing me and holding me close, before planting her lips onto mine, causing me to freeze up and...and...i..is that her tongue? She eventually finishes, leaving me still somewhat paralyzed as she moves back, wiping away the strand of saliva from her mouth, before giggling at my expression. "Uuuh" I say."Oi" a familiar filtered voice calls out "What are you two doing out here, it's fall, not summer"HORSEFUUUUUR, you intruding bastard. I begin to plan a way to kill my favorite agent in revenge for interrupting this wonderful moment."W..well" Maria tries to say turning a violent shade of red "W..we. weren't doing anything to eachother"."I don't care" he says "urgent news, bad news at that' What do I say what is it? LEEEEEEEEEAVE How did you know we were here? write in
>>35944259> what is it?JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY
>>35944259[x] are the nazi's back,no than let me have this moment.
>>35944259>[x] what is it?It better be good!
>>35944259> what is it?
>>35944259>[x] The urgency of these news directly correlates to how healthy you will be after I hear them
>>35944259> How did you know we were here?> What is it?
>>35944259> what is it?Hopefully it's something fun and not something that bit us on the ass
"What is it?" I ask turning towards him as Maria retreats to deeper waters to hide her "Assets". I see that his suit is torn down the middle "Oh you've got to be shitting me""Nooooope" He says fluffing his collar "What are the chances of me being attacked by a rival school's assassin twice?""What are the chances of being attacked by one from this school?" I ask wishing I could strangle him right now "just wondering""Well depends, does that student want to die?" he asks "and would the headmaster kill me, both of these need to be answered""So why did you have to tell me this, I already did this once, I don't see why I have to do it again" I say crossing my arms "and was in the middle of something here"."You can snog your girl anytime you wish to" He says, his cracked lense flickering "However stopping your prisoner from being rescued, not so much""Why can't you do it?" I ask "or are you too chicken shit to?""Oh I could" He says "But I don't need teaching, you do, and a life or death situation is the best way to do so""You're just lazy" I say angrilyHe shrugs "Maybe"What do I say yes fuck you horse fur write in
Dam it HM it's half past midnight here!I missed the vote at the end of last session on what type of magic we should have and I'll need to go to sleep soon so I won't be posting much after this but I noticed that alchemy/potions option on that list.Would it be possible to consider that posabilety as 1. It ties in nicely with our interest in poisons. 2. It would give a lot of options to do with our money/prep time (including making stuff for Maria). 3. Request Guy will flip out.Please don't let this get hostile. It's just a thought.
>>35944612>[x] fuck you horse fur>[x] go 'save' our prisoner
>>35944638You can do that, if you learn how to, you do still have a (much weaker) witch in your captivity.I mean you'd have to find ingredients, and ms stone doesn't like people in her garden
>>35944612> yes. fuck
>>35944612> yesGo save the nun or is the the witch?
>>35944612> yesWait, are they here to rescue the Nun or the no longer so witchy Witch?
>>35944612>where are they? I'll explain I just wanted her demon to eat (if that doesn't scear them off I'll have to think of something else)
>>35944612>[x] fuck you horse fur
>>35944612> yesFuck them, the witch is still our property even if she's not incredibly useful for witch stuff anymore.
>>35944638>>35944794In that case just explain that she's dead and dammed.
>>35944612> fuck you horse fur. do it anywayAlso find a big piece of whatever it is to make thermite conveniently next to you
>>35944612THEY CANNOT HAVE THE NUN!
>>35944789Nun! More important that's our vampire blood supply. WE STILL HAVEN'T MADE POISON OUT OF THAT!
>>35944882You are very correct.Although there's an issue if our whole eating a demon thing made us weak to crosses, this could be a bit unpleasant.
>>35944794Well at least Ms. Stone will help, plus the place is loaded with poisons.She's asleep isn't she?
I need that, who dares try to take my things from me"Fine" I say "and fuck you horsefur"."Don't think I'm your type love" He says laughing, low and slowly "Well the dumb bastard is looking for you, so yet the hunt begin". And with that he vanishes back over the hill, his coat blowing in the wind."He's gone Maria" I say "And I need to go, deal with a pest""Not without me you aren't" She says dripping wet "last time I did you got stabbed""and I had a fun time" I say "it's my fight anyways""which means it's mine as well" She says.What do I say fiiiiine  no means no write in
>>35944612>[x]YESNO-ONE TAKE OUR TROPYS!
>>35944976 > fiiiiine Just... be careful Marias.
>>35944976>[x] fiiiiine but I'm in charge okay!
>>35944976>OK, first thing we need to do is work out if eating a demon made me weak against crosses. Do you think my nun will tell me?
>>35945097Nun... provide useful information? Pphhhfftt HAhaHAHAHAHA!If we spent more time breaking her.. or addicting her to Layla blood maybe.
"Fiiiiiine" I sigh as I walk onto the sand grabbing a towel to dry myself off with before putting back on my hoodie, as well as finding Horsefur left my backpack here for me."Thanks for letting me come this time" Maria says "Now I don't have to worry about you""But I have to worry about you" I say"Well lets worry for eachother then" She says smiling as she pulls back on her T shirt "so any idea what we're going to face?""I'm guessing crazed religious nut job" I say "with a touch of serial killer"."errr" Maria says shaking her head."Scared?" I ask, she shakes her head.what do I do look for the bastard somewhere (where) get the nun and use her as bait wait for your hunter (where) find someone to help you (who) write in
>>35945147>You have a nice laugh but this is no time to be negative Maria.
>>35945237> find someone to help you (ms Stone)>get the nun and use her as bait
>>35945237> look for the bastard somewhere (where)At nun.
>>35945237> get the nun and use her as bait
>>35945237>Look for the bastard somewhereGo bother Ms. Stone. We can tell her someone might be here for the vampire.
>>35945237[X] get the nun and use her as bait
>>35945237> look for the bastard somewhere (where)Maybe the ghost in the orchard got their attention.> find someone to help you (who)Pompadour guy, he seems to be around when we're in a pinch.
I have a plan, this guy is probably already watching me as we speak, so if I got a bit of bait for him, he'd attack me sooner, and as such I can kill him and get back to the beach with Maria. Luckily my bait isn't to far off from here, and with a skip and a hop, I'm at the door to ms stone's "house". I motion Maria to stay as I open the door and go inside, tiptoeing to avoid the wrath of ms stone, sleeping above in the rafters. Down the stairs, and into the room lit by a single candle, the nun surrounded by the remains of blood bags fed to her the day before. She appears to be sleeping. I don't wish to wake her, so I figure vampires are like birds, and can't tell the difference between real and artificial darkness. So I grab a tarp and throw it over her, before releasing her and wrapping her up in ducttape, chains, and a spare rope I found. With some effort I drag the sleeping vampire up the stairs and out of the house."What is that?" Maria asks as I drag her through the door"Bait" I say smiling "Mind lending a hand, it's quite heavy"What do I do now go and wait somewhere tie the nun up somewhere Get some help Leave the nun with someone wait here write in
>>35945566Bring the nun to the witch.
>>35945566Inside a building preferably.. why we're using her for bait somewhere else and not where she's originally located is strange to me.>>35945599The Witch doesn't like us... either.. do you want her to turn on us at a critical moment?
>>35945566> go and wait somewhereForest or building.> Get some helpEvaline or pompadour guy
>>35945960Not really sure what the best choice is here so I'm kinda just letting other people decide....
>>35946016I can't really work with three different votes
>>35945960My guess is the people who voted to use the nun as bait are now realizing it was a bad idea.. and are not sure how to proceed.
>>35945960I say go to the witch. Make sure all our assets are secure, and the guy will have to come to us.
>>35946046Why...? That's a horrible idea. She's going to be in a position to fuck us over. He's not after her.. he's after the nun.
>>35946027Weird people. Although I didn't vote for nun, I think it would be funny to see how she will react to being rejected by her peers.
Are you all okay with taking nun to witch? yes no
>>35946023I vote to end catgirl mod.
>>35946065While I agree that it' a dumb idea to go to the witch, I should remind you that she no longer has much of her powers, seeing as we ate her demon.
>>35945566>Wake Ms Stone up and ask what she's made from vampire blood. Then tell her about the rescue. Feed rescue to nun when time
>>35946137I can back this.
>>35946111> noSo when I go to do other stuff because there's a decent number of votes each time it seems like everyone else has the same idea.Kind of predictable now that I think about it.
>>35946117Your vote shall be noted and ignored. We are never getting rid of the cat.
>>35946117Catgirl forever. IT also provides a stealth bonus.. so why when we're about to be in combat... would you turn it off?
>>35946117I doubt the witch has the power to do so after we consumed her demon.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35946111Hell yes!
>>35946137She probably want us to pay with our body for the help.
>>35946244We now have the power to do so.
"Where do we take it" I ask "to the witch, no that's to dangerous""What are you talking about?" Maria asks"Nothing, just give me a moment" I say leaving the nun to MariaI walk back into the shack, and Look at ms stone sleeping in the rafters, her unnatural grey hair swaying gently and then"HEY MS STONE!" I shout. Her eyes open and.....oh yeah this is a horrible idea. I quickly run out and shut the door"RUN!" I Yell to Maria as Ms stone tries to break the door down in a blind rage"Why?" She asks "OH YOU DIDN'T""I did" I say as we run off with the nunwhere do we run to forest orchard campus beach write in
>>35946275Layla's magic focus is consume & steal, so she doesn't have a clue how to.
>>35946306>OrchardSpots of openness, making it hard to move around in quietly while still giving plenty of cover
>>35946306This is such a better idea.
We run to the orchard, fearing for our lives. The screaming starts soon after we enter the pink petal filled place, some falling down due to the wind. We don't stop running, we keep running, the nun now awake and thrashing about as we run deeper and deeper into the orchard.Until we come to a clearing, no trees, no rocks, no grass, just dry, dead earth, with a crimson stain in the middle of it, the nun stops thrashing around, and I feel a chill down my spineThis is a place only meant for the dead, I can feel it. It makes my eyes burn, just from the lack of a smell this place hasit's emptyWhat do I do prepare for the hunter taunt the hunter Inspect the tree line 1d20 write in
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35946532> Inspect the tree line 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35946532 Inspect the tree line 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35946532> prepare for the hunter> Inspect the tree line 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35946532[X] Inspect the tree line 1d20
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35946532> Inspect the tree line 1d20
>>35946532>Inspect the tree line 1d20
>>35946629What do you see with your Cat eyes, Layla?
>>35946629>>35946576WE FOUND SOMTIN
>>35946532> Inspect the tree line 1d20> prepare for the hunter
>>35946656There taking the nun to Stalingrad.
>>35946629Suck it, death person!
>>35946629Wave to the ghost
>>35946687funnily enough, I'm a fourth russian, writing
I scan the tree line as Maria clutches her head, as if in terrible pain from simply being in this place. I turn around and around the unhallowed dirt I stand upon, looking at the trees as I notice they all look like they're trying to stay as far as they can from this place.And then I see him, draped in what looks like the vestments of priest, but with a breastplate on it, armor along his arms and legs, shiny dulling in the sunlight, and a mask that is a strange mixture of a metal helmet and a gasmask. Also a sword that is almost as large as he is. He's creeping along the edge of the grove, and I can see that he's alone, and his eyes are filled with rage as he approaches a step at a time.what do I do call out to himSnap Maria out of it untie nun CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 pretend you don't see him write in
>>35946815>Snap Maria out of it> pretend you don't see him
>>35946815Snap Maria out of it
>>35946815>"Oh hi! Are you here about the vampire? Or the nun? The witch maybe? Or does it have something to do with that demon I ate?"Watch him stare at us dumbly. "Guess it doesn't matter. Say, how about we do this civilly? You like chess or something? We can have tea!"
>>35946815>[X] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!!!
>>35946815>Snap Maria out of it
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35946879FORGOT MY DICE!!!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35946878This. Also> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20
>>35946815>Snap Maria out of it pretend you don't see him
>>35946815Throw the nun at him.
I need to snap Maria out of whatever is wrong with her, this is not the best time to be freaking out. I go over to her, and shake her until she stops shaking.She stares at me for a moment, rubs her eyes."What happened?" she asked sounding confused and tired "Where are we?""Well there's a mad bastard with a sword about ten yards away" I say ."WHAT?" she shouts"You heard me" I say "now get ready, he's coming any moment now". Maria shakes her head and pulls her revolver from her shirt....wait where was she keeping that? bah, doesn't matter.I swivel around to where the man was, and he's gone?Oh this isn't good, not at all, it'd be great if Maria wasn't here, and as such in danger,wait there he is, he's circling around us, just out of the edge where most people would notice him among the multitude of trees.He walks closer, the nun starts thrashing about again. I kick the nun, pretending to have not seen the mad bastard with the giant sword."Shut it" I growl as I kick the nun."Layla!" Maria shouts."What she deserves it" I say, my ears drooping."No she doesn't, she's still a person isn't she?" Maria says"She's the nun" I say."Oh, well then carry on" She says "Wait why was the nun in Ms stone's house?""Well you see she's always wanted a pet and" I say "crap""What?" Maria asks "Lost sight of him" I whisper "no wait he's over there now""Well there's two of us and one of him right?" Maria says "we can take him""two counting the nun" I say."She's been locked up since you caught her" Maria says "She can't put up much a fight". If only you knewWhat do I do OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR Ok, Maria, I'm going to be the bait start beating the nun CHAAAARGE 1d20 maria get behind me write in
>>35947165> OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR
>>35947165> OI CHILD MOLESTER, YOU WON'T WANT THIS ONE ANYMORE. SHE'S TAINTED.
>>35947165 Ok, Maria, I'm going to be the bait
>>35947165> start beating the nun
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35947165> OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR
>>35947165> OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEARDamnit it's to tempting
"OI CHILD MOLESTER!" I shout at the top of my lungs, causing the priestly knight to freeze, the nun to fall silent, and Maria to stare with her jaw nearly touching the floor "I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS""Layla" Maria says softly "that's just""Y...YOU DARE" The knight shouts "YOU LITTLE HARLOT OF A DEMON""OH NO THANK YOU, JUST ATE" I shout back smiling widely "OH YOU'RE CALLING ME ONE, kukukukukukukukuku""what are you talking about?" Maria asks"Ate a demon" I say quickly, causing her to go wide eyed, and strangely enough seems to calm her a bit. "YOU THINK ME A CHILD" HE SHOUTS "IT IS FAR MORE LIKELY THE OTHER WAY AROUND""NAH, PRETTY SURE I'M ME AND THE DEMON WAS IT" I shout back."ONLY A DEMON COULD BE SO CRUEL AS TO TORMENT A CHILD OF GOD" He shouts scraping his sword along the ground as he enters the clearing."NAH PRETTY SURE I DID THAT ALL ON MY OWN" I say smiling wider "and she isn't a child of god now is she, tell him nunny". I kick the nun."YOU DARE DEMEAN MY BELOVED CLEMENTINE?!" THE MAN shouts indigently "I'll burn your taint from this earth"He grabs a match from his coat pocket and lights it, drawing it over his blade, which bursts into flames"Layla!" maria shouts "stop pissing him off"What do I say Come on, hit me So sad, a nun that died and rose up as an abomination unto god Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria) Tell him nun, tell him what you are KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! write in
>>35947481> KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!Can't resist
>>35947481> Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>>35947481 Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria) Tell him nun, tell him what you are KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>35947481> KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!If we still have the cross press it onto her face.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35947481 Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria) Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>>35947481> Tell him nun, tell him what you are> KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35947481> Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)> Tell him nun, tell him what you are> KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!Maybe if you beg me real nicely, I'll let the two of you stay together forever
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35947481> Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)> Tell him nun, tell him what you are> KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35947481> So sad, a nun that died and rose up as an abomination unto god> Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)> Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>>35947481> Tell him nun, tell him what you are> KRAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!Your darling Clementine is lost and gone forever!
"Tell him Nun, Tell him what you've become" I say as tears roll down my eyes. the sack squirms, and I can hear her repeat her apparent name over and over, as if trying to make sure it's hers."TELL HIM" I scream, causing maria to flinch "NOW!""I'm...dead" She says, sobbing underneath her bindings "She...killed me Carlos, she killed me". Maria looks at me, and mouths three words I can read off her lips What, the, and fuck."What vile magics have you spun here demon" Carlos the brave knight says, his voice wavering "What have you done to her?""Oh not much, just a simple injection" I say "or rather a transfusion""Please Carlos" The nun cries "Leave, she'll lead you to the path of damnation as she has done with me, leave"."What did you DO TO HER" He shouts."I killed her" I says "ehehe, and then I brought her back, but god didn't want her anymore, so she's mine"."I'm sorry" the nun blubbers "I'm sorry". Maria stares at me"Layla" She says quietly "what did you do?""I turned her into one of the dammed, a cursed blood sucker who shall walk the earth forever more" I says throwing my arms out "YOUR DARLING CLEMENTINE IS LOST AND GONE FOREVER". Maria makes a strange noise like a scared dog. The nun says not a word. The knight grabs the handle of his sword with both hands. And I remember me and maria are about to fight a knight of god in nothing but our bathing suits and our hoodie/shirt respectivelyFUN FUN FUN"BEAST, SNAKE, DECEIVER" The man shouts as he charges me "I SHALL RID HUMANITY OF YOUR SHADOW"roll 1d20
>>35947784Ok just imagine Layla laughed after the last sentence she spoke,
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35947784Time for ones!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35947784
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35947784Time for fun.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35947784IN THE NAME OF GOD I STRIKE AT THEE!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35947868This is no place for your god. Away with you.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35947784we ded nowalso didn't think those words would be used.
I try and dodge from his strike, but I realize I was watching the wrong thing, as he knees me in my stomach, hard enough to lift me from the ground. I hit the lifeless dirt with a thud, my breath gone. I laugh weakly as I stand, a sharp pain in my chest as I rise up."Layla!" Maria shouts before the knight gets between us and raises his sword, intent on chopping me in half. I roll to side as he impales it into the ground where I was, red dust being thrown into the air as he does so. He raises his sword again, poised to stab it through meA shot rings out as Maria fires upon my attacker, but the bullet pings off the armor on his leg. He turns with a fire in his eyes, he raises his blade. What do I do Jump on his back 1d20 Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20 MARIA VISION Get his attention back onto you write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35947992> Jump on his back 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35947992> Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20Can't resist the magic, this shall be fun.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35947992> Jump on his back 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35947992>[x] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>these rollsAnd then everything went horribly.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35947992> Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35947992> Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20The power of madness, go!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35947992 Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20QUICK TURN HIM INTO AN ACTUAL CAT! SHOW THAT WHICH WHO'S BOSS!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35947992> Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
>>35948048I also vote for maria vision.so ded, how fun.
>Carlos' face when these rolls
Rolled 19 (1d20)All is lost.
Geez, it sure would be good if we had a coin right about now wouldn't it...
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35948038>Rolled 10And the best we get is a perfect average...
>>35948191Oh of course I roll a fucking 20 too late now as my first post in this thread...
>>35948191WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU ANON!?!?!
>>35948191FUCK YOU AND YOUR TWENTY!>>35948173We wouldn't have used it. It wasn't a critical failure.
>>35948173Shut up bitch, was totally worth it.
Something in me, BURNS. I clutch my stomach as it mingles with the pain from the knee to my stomach. I moan in pain as I have what can only be described as an unnatural case of indigestion. I retch and vomit a stream of sickly green fire, that burns the lifeless dry dirt below me. Maria screams and clutches her face as the knight slashes at her. I hear a cracking sound somewhere in my head as it happens.I stand back up, filled with furyWhat do I do Charge him 1d20 focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20 Syringe, to his neck 1d20 kill the nun write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35948239>[x] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35948239> focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35948239> focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20LET"S GO
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35948239> Syringe, to his neck 1d20Hasn't failed us yet....
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35948239> focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20FUCK YOU LITTLE KNIGHT MANDON'T YOU DARE TOUCH OUR MARIA
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35948239 focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35948239> Syringe, to his neck 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35948272>>35948282hopefully these are good enough, that 17 should be
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35948239> Eat nun> Absolve sins
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35948239> Syringe, to his neck 1d20
>>35948239> focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
I feel a burning rage build within me as I force myself to stand despite the pain, I bite my lip, as my throat burns like a fire.The knight raises his sword to cut off the head OFMYMARIAI open my mouth and a stream of dark green fire with a black core shoots out followed by a scent of brimstone as I scream in rage.The knight is pushed forward slightly, but stays on his feet, now covered in green flames, his eyes a burning stare of murderous rage. I see Maria, there's a nasty cut across her face, which is covered with blood."DEMON" He shouts "BY MY RIGHTEOUS FIRE BE PURGED". He throws his sword AtOH MY GOD1d20
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35948442
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35948442Uhhhh
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Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35948442
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35948442Dice gods give me strength.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35948442FUCK YOU LITTLE GOD MAN, WE'LL FEED YOU TO YOUR PRECIOUS CLEMENTINE
I stare at the large blade flung at me for a moment, before sidestepping out of the way, it nearly clipping me before it impales itself four yards away behind me. I watch as the burning man reaches into his coat and pulls to smaller swords out from his coat, slamming them together.there's a sound of shattering glass, and they to catch fire and burn away as does his back covered in whatever came from inside me.I smile as I see Maria, stand, her eyes cold and calculated, but filled with similar rage to mine"Maria" has come out "Heathens, whores" he almost sings "demons, all will fall before my righteous blades"."Well aren't you a bundle of joy" I growl as he gets closer, causing his death glare to grow even more intenseWhat do I do I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20 I AM THE HAMMER (attack head on) 1d20 I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20 I am the devil (grab nun) I am the...write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35948620 I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35948620> I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20Might as well let "Maria" in on the action.
>>35948620> I am the devil (grab nun)>"Wanna play a game?"
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35948620>[x] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35948620>  I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35948620> I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35948620> I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20time for those catlike moves
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35948620> I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
>>35948620> I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20
>>35948620> I am the nightKung fu his punk ass.
>>3594869320... why do you mock us?
>>35948620> I am the devil (grab nun)
>>35948715Do not question the 20, Heathen! The 20 will come to us when it is good and ready!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35948715I hope we can utilise the late 20's after the fight with Maria cuddles and care as we get her healed
>>35948620>[x] I am the devil (grab nun)
>>35948620> I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
>>35948715Moot has it rigged.
"Maria" loads her revolver and for the all the time I knew her and her other half, she smiles. Almost as disturbingly as I do. I know what I must do as the mad priest clashes his swords together, sending sparks through the air as he laughs from behind his helmet gas mask.I Open my mouth as more burn travels up my throat, a wall of fire and half formed hands of shadow fly from my mouth. The Man turns into a human blender, his arms swinging wildly to put out the wall of death and flame before him, the two different seemingly battling eachother as their creators do."COME ON YOU PEDOPHILE" I Shout running towards the nun "You'd be a lot faster if I was a boy, wouldn't you". His eye twitches as he charges me"AWAY FROM HER DEMON" He shouts.*Bang*Crimson flies from his back in a spray, and he stops for a second, planting a sword into the ground as to stay standing, and then I see "Maria" running at him from behind, revolver in her hands. He swings his free sword at her, and she catches it on the barrel of her gun, sparks flying for a brief moment as She struggles against the man. He twists around, still battling Maria in a fight of who's rage is stronger with one hand and sword. He grabs the other andOh come on seriously!1d20 to dodge flying sword
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35948870So many dodges
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35948870
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35948870
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35948870
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35948870
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35948870FUCK YOUR FLYING SWORD
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35948899Oh thank fuck for you anon
>>35948899>>35948901Holy shit that was close
>>35948930You should get some new gifs.
>>35948928Right? Feeling lucky and sweating bullets.
I lean to the side as the burning sword flies at me. I manage to get out of the way far better this time, as the sword flies through the air and impales itself into one of the trees surrounding us.*Bang*, a spray of crimson*thud*"Maria" goes flying as the knight clutches his wounded shoulder. He spins his remaining sword around, it's flames dancing around joyfully as he does so walking ever so slowy towards the struggling to stand "Maria"*Bang Bang*two more shots are fired off and they plink off his chest plate, stopping him for a moment or two each. I begin running at him, trying to put together a plan as I run at him, as "Maria" stands slowly, and holds her revolver, ready to use it as a make shift club What do I do? pounce 1d20 Try and pick up his first sword 1d20 OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20 "Maria Vision"write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35949056> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35949056>[x] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35949056> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35949056> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35949056> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35949056> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20I want him alive and captured.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35949056 OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20Feed him to the nun. No redemption for her... she can see how far she's fallen.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35949056> pounce 1d20then> OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
>>35949167Oh that would be delicious. We keep him alive and use his blood to feed her. For now at least
>>35949167Waaaaay ahead of you.....
>>35949192>>35949214Nah I was thinking more she drains him to death. Keeping him around might be more trouble than it's worth.
"Oi Asshole!" I shout as I run up and jump at him, grabbing a syringe filled with muscle relaxant from my hoodie as I leap through the air. He turns and stabs at me, but I was a bit farther to the left than he expected, and the sword passes by my harmlessly as I latch onto his neck jamming the needle into his neck and pressing down, before I let go and slide between his legs before he is able to toss me off like he did to "Maria" Mere moments agoHe raises his leg to stomp on me and I roll out of the way. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a hatchet which....he doesn't set on fire. he moves forward slower than before, his arms less responsive than before."Your venom will not fell me serpent" He growls as Maria reloads behind him, and aims for his back.*bang*a spray of crimson and he stops for a second, Turning to face both of us at once"Come then" He says arms held out "Face Carlos of the burning blades, AND BE BURNT AWAY LIKE THE TAINT YOU ARE!"What do you do? write in 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35949265Turn his ass into a cat.
>>35949265>Try not to laugh at his ridiculous name.FAIL HARCORE
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35949265Keep our distance, let him weaken.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35949284
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35949265Laugh at his name
>>35949284I fucking hate you.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35949265>Don't be such a hot head
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35949265Laugh like crazy and keep our distance, keep goading him, the more we make him angry and run around, the better the poison works>>35949284GOD DAMNIT ANONFUCK YOU
Rolled 12 (1d20)Yep, totally could have used that lucky coin right now...We really need to find a way of getting more of those because we end up using more than 1 a thread whenever we get in a fight.
>>35949284Use a coin?
>>35949359We have none.
>>35949265Syringes are truly our arm blades
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35949359We would if we had any, but we don't>>35949348>We really need to find a way of getting more of those because we end up using more than 1 a thread whenever we get in a fight.Agreed, we burn through those like a motherfucker.We need to get more of them because 1 a mission isn't really all that helpful when we use them so often to negate 1's
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35949433Oh of course I roll ANOTHER FUCKING 20 WHEN ITS TOO LATEFUCK YOU DICE GODSFUCK YOU
>>35949459Just take your fucking dice off already.
>>35949284Did we just accidentally fully shapeshift into a house cat?
>>35949467No. God I hope not.. that's no..
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35949466NO
>>35949433>>35949284HM >>35949319 Does this do anything?!
>>35949492Far too late. He's already writing.
>>35949492I hope they cancel out, but I think that 20 is sadly too late
He stands there, staring ahead, his eyes closed as he listens to the world around him. Maria charges him, he grabs her from under arm using the flat side of his blade, burning her shirt as he flings her through the air, before she lands with a thud before him. He raises axe and a sword and brings them down. Before I get his attention with a thrown rock to his head, creating a resounding thunk as he turns around and rushes me, his arms falling limp as he runs, but a sword is still pointed at the end. his arms don't work anymore and he still able to use his fucking sword?! That'sOhwellfuckAnd then, In a flash "Maria" Is infront of me is she going to....noNO"Maria" VisionLayla is pushing against me in this one long drawn out moment as the flaming priests runs at her to use his momentum to stab his blade into her gut, I do not understand why she is doing this, I am doing this to save her. Maria doesn't like it when I let her things get broken, well my things, we are one and the same after allI smileWhat do I do let her push me out of the way stand my ground
>>35949553 let her push me out of the way
>>35949553> let her push me out of the way
>>35949553>[x] let her push me out of the way
>>35949553> let her push me out of the wayLayla always comes back from those hits.She'd be pissed if you got hurt anyway.
>>35949553 let her push me out of the wayNo
>>35949553> let her push me out of the wayGod fucking dammit dice godsWe are going to watch over her in the infirmary while she heals and make sure that none of the night shift can fuck with our kitty otherwise we will ruin them.We shall help her heal faster through the power of love and cuddles
>>35949553>[x] let her push me out of the wayLayla almost dies all the time, but nobody gets to hurt her Maria.
Layla visonOoow? why am I off the ground. Oh. I look down at the mad eyes of the priestly knight, and feel a piercing pain in my back as I open my mouth and see a splotch of red fly onto the face of rage induced madness, his eyes laughing at me as He uses his body to toss me away as his arms are useless, swinging around. I hit the ground with a thud and a realization I've been impaled by a still burning bladeMaria visonWhat's going on, I see Layla on the floor, a...a..sword sticking out of her.I stare at the priest before me as I feel my head burn and throb as I feel an almost unfamiliar emotion, hateHe is going to dieWhat do I do Current sun god rounds 1 current lucky coins 2  Calm down, Aim 1d20 fire all round 1d20 Tackle him 1d20 Write in
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35949737 Calm down, Aim 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35949737> Calm down, Aim 1d20
>>35949737> Calm down, Aim 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35949737 fire all round 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35949737>[x] Calm down, Aim 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35949737> Calm down, Aim 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35949737>[x] Calm down, Aim 1d20Finish this quick and get Layla to the infirmary. She'll be okay, this happens all the time.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35949737> Calm down, Aim 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35949737> Calm down, Aim 1d20FOCUSPRECISIONUSE THAT HATE AND ANGER
Lucky coin? y n
Rolled 18 (1d20)>highest roll was only a 12I almost want to consider burning one of Maria's coins just to murder the fucker.
>>35949812I think "Maria" would, just to murder the fuck out of him.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35949812y
>>35949819Why don't you like Carlos anon?
>>35949812>Ydidn't think we had one
>>35949853Because he's a very naught boy that needs to be punished. Which makes me think... Can we turn someone into a vampire posthumously?
>>35949883oh derp, maria has some and we're playing as herhurr durr
>>35949883Maria has two.. one now. Layla Had none.
>>35949899He doesn't deserve the attention, he deserves to be erased from existence
Highest result 12Lucky coin +20finale result 32writing
I take a breath, and focus. I'm not a very good shot but I was always told to take deep breaths and aim. I just have to keep calm and aim, I grab a lucky coin from my shirt pocket and kiss it for good luck before tossing it into the air. *bang*A spurt of crimson flies from his visor as I place a bullet right between his eyes, he laughs for one more moment before he falls forward with a deafening thud, throwing dust into the air as blood forms a small pool around his head.I breathe out, and the lucky coin hits the groun with a hole in the middle of it.What do I do? Layla! Make sure he's dead Kill the nun see if Layla has anything in her pack to help her with write in
>>35950022>[x] Make sure he's deadThen>[x] Layla!
>>35950022> Make sure he's deada few more rounds will do just finethen> Layla!
>>35950022> Make sure he's dead
>>35950022>See if Layla has anything in her packWe Vampino nao
>>35950022> Layla!> Make sure he's deadshoot him again to be sure> Layla!
>>35950022> see if Layla has anything in her pack to help her with
>>35950054no thanks anon, its only a sword through the gut, life threatening but not immediately
>>35950022 see if Layla has anything in her pack to help her withHell.. Layla is a better mc she better not die over this shit.
>>35950090Just a flesh wound?
>>35950115a little bit more then that, but abdominal injuries are much less severe than upper torso injuriesstill bad, but takes time to get real bad
>>35950115A sword to the gut is not gonna kill you instantly. There's nothing there that will cause immediate death. However, if not looked at, it is almost certainly fatal. There's a lot of stuff in your gut that could infect you, not to mention the bleeding itself.
>>35950148We're unsure though. It could be through the liver. until Maria examines the wound I'll reserve judgement
>>35950164The liver ain't instantly fatal, it can be over several hours to a day if not treated, but the infirmary is nearby and thankfully the nightshift won't be the ones operating
>>35950090>only a sword through the gutAre you trying to turn this in to a Katwa Shojo quest?
>>35950199Yep only run through with a sword. She's Fiine just rub some dirt on it.
>>35950199First, you spelled it wrong.Second, gut wounds won't kill you instantly. They take a long time and are rather painful. Further, the modern medicine works wonders if you aren't killed before you get there.
>>35950148If she got stabbed in the stomach, then she has stomach acids turning her vital organs into jelly right now.Abdominal wounds are typically slow death, whether it's by infection from intestinal bacteria or digesting your own insides. If it's a liver wound, she'll be fine. Kidney, she has a spare. Beyond that? Anyone's guess.
>>35950242Abdominal wounds are easily survivable if one receives proper treatment within an hour or so.
*BangBangBangBangBang* I throw my revolver away before rushing over to Layla. She groans in pain, most likely due to the fucking sword in her chest.What do I do What do I do. I take my shirt off and remove the sword from her chest, causing her to flinch and cough in pain. I wrap my shirt as Best as I can around the wound and to try and stop the bleeding. I pick up Layla, and look around. I could've sworn I felt a flash of heat a few seconds ago, must be my imagination.I stare at the squirming nun on the ground, wrapped in a tarp, ducttape, chains, and rope. I remember what Layla said, and I feel my stomach dropVampires are real, and Layla's been torturing one for who knows how long.I ignore it and begin to rush Layla out of the orchard and to the infirmary, praying under my breath to....anyone, not sure if god would be to happy with me killing a priest, but it was in self defense.Several hours later  Layla vision Maria vision
>>35950022 Layla! see if Layla has anything in her pack to help her with
>>35950226A flaming sword that is probably some sort of antidemon magic sword
>>35950276> Layla vision
>>35950276>[x] Layla vision
>>35950276 Maria vision
>>35950297Yes, and? If anything, flaming makes it easier to survive. Anti-demon is not proven, nor are we a demon.
>>35950276> Layla visionMake sure to get Horsefur to lock our nun back up properly, we don't want her escaping after this mess
>>35950276 Layla vision
>>35950363>Make sure to get Horsefur to lock our nun back up properly, we don't want her escaping after this messYeah this, don't want to have gone through that for her to use it as an opportunity to run.
>>35950322Last time I checked we are not fire proof.
>>35950442Are you familiar with cauterization?
>>35950276>>35950363This. Lock up the nun.
>>35950442But fire cauterizes, meaning less bleeding
I'm in, a bed, and my stomach really, really hurts. Possibly due to me being impaled earlier, luckily they had enough painkillers to kill godzilla on hand, so I don't feel much of it at all, which is surprising considering my body tends to shrug off most drugs I'm given. My hoodie also has a bloodstain on it now, so that sucks. I can't really speak either due to being barley able to move due to the fact I think most of my blood is now painkillers at the momentsthe one good thing is that Maria is here to hold my hand while I drool on the rather uncomftarble pillow under my head, Luckily nightshift isn't here, or I'd fear I'd be a lot worse of than I am. Maria runs her hand through my hair As I stare at the ceiling, not regretting any one of my actions today.Choose 1 for Layla spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit feat: distraction feat: escape grapplechoose 1 for Maria Bonus: Righteous fury feat: gun parry  Feat: quick reload
>>35950544> spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit> Bonus: Righteous fury
>>35950544>[x] spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit>[x] feat: gun parry
>>35950544 spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit feat: gun parry
>>35950544 spell unlocked: Hellfire vomitWhat does  Bonus: Righteous fury do?Its either that or  feat: gun parry
>>35950586rage modoParry attacks with your gun
>>35950544> feat: escape grapplewe always need something like that> Feat: quick reloadso does Maria
>>35950619Thanks. > feat: gun parry
>>35950544[X] spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit[X] Feat: quick reload
>>35950619Will we have a chance at some of these feats again in the future?
>>35950544> spell unlocked: Hellfire vomit> feat: gun parry
>>35950544 feat: escape grapple Feat: quick reload
Spell learnedHell fire vomitFeat earnedGun parry I'm really tired now, sorry. Next thread will be a cute, I think. to make up for this one not being a beach episode as some of you wanted
>>35950786Thanks for running. Have a good night HM it was a lot of fun
>>35950786Good,I'm the anon who suggested it and this better be damn cuteNah seriously though great job HM,Keep up the good work
>>35950786Thanks for running.THE NUN!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NUN!
>>35950786Thanks for the thread HM, cya in the next one, I can't wait for doting Maria taking care of Layla.Before you go, hows the nun, is she locked back up?
>>35950827Horsefur found her during his nightly strolls around the orchard, recaptured her
>>35950845Good. Good. All right. Thanks man.
>>35950845Excellent.He owes us a coin for this, and extra payment
>>35950920He'll give you a rewardAlso next thread thursday or fridayunless I run early,
>>35950940Cool, see you then, go get some rest, you've earned it
>>35950786I am sure it will be cute, now that we can vomit hellfire.
>>35951005oh man, imagine the furballs...
>>35951099End catgirl now!
>>35951138nah anon, it'll be fine, Maria will take care of us
We should get a spray canister for our poison.