You are Risa Schrodinger, and it is that time of year again. What time you ask? No not Christmas, and it certainly isn’t your birthday. It is Halloween! The night when all the great ghouls and goblins come out to dance and play, and they sell hard apple cider at the liquor store at a discount. Yes, it is the time of year that all good boys and girls look forward to, and you are no exception. You adjust your pirate outfit, wondering how the bastards did any plundering in these things, then knock on the door to your first conquest. “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to it. If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear.” You say holding out the pumpkin bucket.Jager crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow at you excitedly holding out the empty plastic pumpkin bucket. “Halloween?” Jager asks.You nod and then sing your chant again. “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear.”“Fine fine. Here.” She drops a large candy bar into your bucket, and you look down to inspect the plunder.“You give out full sized candy bars and not just the little ones? I am so hitting up this house again.” You explain. You look at Jager standing cross armed in the doorway and tilt your head. “Oi, why ain’t you in costume?”“That black cop looking outfit? Ah, no. That isn’t happening.” She says.“Come on Jager! It’s Halloween! It’s Holloween! I am certain, right now, Alma is preparing a costume so cool and adorable none can stand against it!” You say.(1/4?)
The scene shifts and The Plant smiles before a large cylinder. It enters a code, and through a haze of mist the sight of a large costume can be seen. She smiles, then laughs, an evil maniacal laugh which would make the world’s blood run cold if plants could laugh which is just silly. You shake your head as you come back to your senses and see Jager snapping her fingers in front of your face. “What was that? What happened? Monologue?” You ask. It was a cut away. “Don’t do it again, it was very disturbing.” I don’t give into the demands of terrorists. “Anyway, it will be a fantastic chance for fun! We can go to costume parties, bob for apples, and the candy! A mountain of free snacks just for us.”Jager taps her foot impatiently. “So setting aside the fact you just sort of paused there for a minute, one we are too old to go trick or treating.” Not in the cop outfit we got you we ain’t. “Second this is Japan.” She says.You tilt your head. “I don’t follow.”“Japan doesn’t really celebrate Halloween.” She explains.Your eyes go wide and you glance back at the city. You leap to the top of the weird gate thing in the front of your shrine and look around the city. It’s true, no spooky cobwebs, carved gourds save the ones lining the stairs that Hiroshi set there for you because fuck you stairs, and not a child in costume in sight! You sonido back down to Jager and look at her. “But it’s the spooktacular.” You mewl sadly.“What is that? Anyway, I’m not wearing the outfit since no one else is dressing up.” She explains before shutting the door.(2/5)
You stand in front of the main shrine building, and look down at your feet. “This isn’t a spooktacular at all monologue! The title lied to me!” You complain with a strange tenor to your voice. Don’t blame me for Japan’s inability to enjoy the best holiday. Anyway, we could go buy some candy and leave it around the neighborhood for— “It’s not the swame!” You slur rubbing at your eyes with the sleeve of your blouse, careful not to get your hook hand caught in anything. Jesus, are you crying? “No!” You say. “I jusht wanted jager to dress up and do candy and have shpiders! I want Halloween holloween spooktacular!” You say looking up and crying, snot and tears streaming down your face.Shit, okay stop that. Stop that right now, look. We can, uh, we can do our own Halloween thing, okay? Yeah, we can maybe throw a great party with candy, and then people will learn about the holiday alright? We just have to teach them. "Teach them?” You ask wiping away your tears. Yeah, you know, show them the true spirit of Halloween! “You’re right!” You say finally cleaning you face.I’m sure Asmodeus will be down with having a nice party and—“I just need to teach them the true meaning of Samhain! Let’s find Caede.” You say running off. I somehow don’t think this is quite what I had in mind.You find Caede sitting in her room, and reading a book that is screaming. She looks up as you barge in and you point a hooked hand at her. “Caede! I need you to summon the demon of the night of Samhain who terrorizes those not in a mask, and who stalks the dark night to something something candy!” You say.Caede for her part looks at you like you are spewing crazy out of your mouth. She sets the book aside and shakes her head. “I misheard you. What do you want?”“Summon the spooky demon who makes Halloween spooky, and get in costume so we can go trick or treating!” You command.(3/5)
“You want me to summon a demon.” Caede furrows her eyebrows then shrugs. “Yeah, okay. Sure, I’ll do that.” She stands and starts grabbing a number of items. “I should warn you, that getting the items needed to summon the demon of Halloween will be very difficult, and if you do not get them all by midnight then the spell will fail.” She pulls out a list. “Here are what I need—did you just put my list down your pants?”You nod and wait for a few moments. You then reach back in and pull out every item from the list and hand it to her. She looks down at the items, back at you, and then seems about to say something. You shake your head and she shuts her mouth, then gets to work on the bloody summoning circle. You Chew on the candy bar Jager gave you, and sniffle a few times as it comforts you. Finally the circle is set and Caede begins a dark chant. You can smell the acrid stench of sulfur fill the room, and the sounds of absolute terror fill your ears. Caede falls to her knees, completing the spell, and you are suddenly aware of someone else in the room. You look over the circle, seeing only blackness, but you become aware of the blackness looking back. “You Samhain the demon of Halloween, no I will not listen to what Samhain actually was?” You ask.The silence is overwhelming for a moment, but then you detect more than hear the amused answer of “I am.”“Listen bub! I need Japan to understand the true meaning of Halloween, okay? They don’t even dress up to keep you from stealing them, which is just rubbish!” You explain.“Release me.” It demands. “Release me at once or I shall—“ It starts, and you casually rub away part of the circle.(4/5)
“Whatever, ya special effect looking cunt. Just make sure it’s spooky!” You say.The blackness seems confused for a few moments, then it barrels out of the room. You hear the distant sound of screams as the black terror begins to ravage the city, and you know this will somehow score you candy. Caede walks up to you panting. She narrows her gaze, then pulls on your blouse indicating she wants you to lean over. You do, and she smacks you in the back of the head before walking back.Well, that just happened. Go assemble a crew for trick or treating! Go tell everyone you may have accidentally an ancient Hell Lord Other, please specify(5/5)
>>35878824> Go assemble a crew for trick or treating!Sin FinFuegoBiteyBitey's edgy twinMariEdgar
>>35878824 Go assemble a crew for trick or treating!Do we actually have to list members?
>>35878824>  Go assemble a crew for trick or treating!>  Give Jager the kitten eyes to put on her costume.Also, do we assume any sort of time canon for when this is going down?
>>35878824>>35879087Seconded Its going on outside of normal time so we can haz fun
>>35878824>[x] Go assemble a crew for trick or treating!>not going as a Little Risa pirate>not using illusion powers to dupe people into thinking that there's more trick or treaters than there really are and scoring more candy
Almost forgot. Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc. for the first bit as normalIntro thinghttp://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P>>35879087Fairly out of time
>>35878824Well, I think the voice of reason couldn't possibly win out over holiday cheer. Otherwise I would be inclined to point out that releasing a lord of ancient terror is probably a bad idea, and that the probability of the Japanese putting two and two together and getting candy or masks to ward him off is limited.> If you are going to do this right, you need to mobilize your religion to spread the word> The night of terrors has come and only candy and wearing the face of another shall spare them it's wrath.> Also, giving candy to pirate cats counts double.We are living in the land of cosplay and gummi snacks, at least.
>>35878824Also, > Combine any of these with transforming into Little Risa.Adorable means extra candy. Also it means that Jager won't let us wander around the city by ourselves.
>>35879279Nice call! Little Risa is go!>>35878824
“Finally, the spirit of Halloween shall be kept safe!” You say as the absolute terror filling the town washes over you in a palatable wave of dark tidings.You nod happily at the good thing you did then go off to assemble your crew for the trick or treating. You go up the wall of the shrine and peek into Sin-Fin’s room. She is wearing the costume you placed her in earlier that day, so you just have to give the complicated hand sign you developed to indicate it is time for the tricks or the treats, yet never both! She nods and slowly makes her way downstairs while you go find the next of your crew. Rose’s costume towers over you, and you nod at how damn fine it is. Fuego is already in his costume, so you are uncertain how to feel about that, so that just leaves Jager.You sneak into her room, and give her the most pathetic look you can muster while she reads a book on her bed. She makes a point to ignore you until you give weak headbutts to her naked ankle. She looks over at you and you hold up the outfit. “No Risa, I am not going to be the only one walking around like that.”“But it won’t look strange! I made sure of it!” Stay on target. “Besides, we were thinking maybe a costume party at Azzy’s place, and your swimsuit showed more than this did!” You point out.She taps her fingers. “Fine.” She finally agrees. “Just, you know, don’t make it weird or anything.”You give her a hug, then dash off to the front of the shrine. Once your crew is assembled you make your way into the city, you electing to just sort of fall down the hill rather than walk down the stairs, and smile as the sounds of terror fill the streets. Jager has her arms crossed and is looking shy, while the others are simply walking along. “This looks weird, this looks really weird.” She mutters.“Jager, you are fine! Come on, no one is even paying attention to you!” You say.(1/2)
“My soul is spiders!” A small child wails before a black fog envelops him and he is suddenly gone. “Does the city seem weird to you?” Jager wonders glancing around, still self-conscious.“Nope, same as per normal.” You lie, like a liar.You ring the doorbell of Asmodeus’ place, and the red haired woman opens the door. She is dressed like a witch, and her smile could melt your brains. “Trick or treat!” You shout holding out your bucket with Plant, the action only slightly imitated by Sin-Fin.“Oh my, how cute! Here you go.” She says loading you all up. “I didn’t think Japan celebrated this holiday, it is quite a lovely change of pace! It is the day we can all pretend to be something we are not.”“Want to go trick or treating with us? I think I got the Japanese into the spirit of the holiday. We could check out a haunted house, or a spooky cemetery, or anything like that.” You say making Jager frown.“H—Hey! You said we were partying here! I didn’t think I would have to wear this out that much.” She says.“I may have stretched the truth.” You say.“Well, I won’t object.” Asmodeus says grabbing her staff, which you can tell is just her cane modified with some magic. Asmodeus get! Continue trick or treating but change into Little Risa! We are getting so much more candy! Haunted house! Let’s see how spooky it is! Party hardy! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35879435>looking at plant>"Who is that... dragon thing?">OH FUCK IT'S THE PLANT
>>35879458 Continue trick or treating but change into Little Risa! We are getting so much more candy!
>>35879458>[x] Haunted house! Let’s see how spooky it is!
>>35879458> Party hardy!
Hey Guys I'm feeling a bit in the holiday spirit and stuck handing out candy. So I figured I could hand stuff out in here as well. I just picked up a few games on steam. First up I've got Fallout 3 GOTY and Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition.If anyone is interested in them I suppose we could handle it by roll (Unless Azure has a better idea)
>>35879458>Continue trick or treating but change into Little Risa! We are getting so much more candy!
>>35879458Spook them, Risa. Spook them all.
>>35879544* Should have probably clarified I've got them on steam. I'll send them via Steam name or email whichever is preferredI may be a bit tipsy
>>35879544Distribute them however you like. Have spxp for being the Halloween santa
>>35879458>  Continue trick or treating, but change into Little Risa! We are getting so much more candy!When that fails because people are vanishing into the terrible night we have conjured and no closer to the truth of Halloween...>  Haunted house! Let's see how spooky it is!Also, I can't believe Azzy passed up the irony of going as a white winged angel. Then again, she probably got sick of the joke at some point.
>>35879611Cool Beans. you guys can vote on whatever the SPXP stuff goes to I'm terrible at building things.Heh.. Santa for Halloween. It has come full circle...
Fallout New Vega Ultimate or Fallout 3 GOTY Not good? I suppose I can pick up some other stuff. Really just about anything on the steam sale atm.Anyone interested in a copy of space hulk? or Dead space?
>>35879692I appreciate your generosity, but I haven't played more than a couple hours of tf2 in the last couple years and I haven't even bought a new game to play since like 2010 or something. I figured I'd let other people who'd actually play it enter for a chance to win, but now I just feel bad that nobody is going for it.
>>35879731Well hell if nobody wants it.. which one do you want? Never thought trying to give shit away would be hard..
>>35879458> Continue trick or treating but change into Little Risa! We are getting so much more candy!candy first, then haunted house
>>35879747I'll hold off and see if anyone else goes for it first. I can't say I really know much about fallout other than it's post apocalyptic, so if I do end up getting it, just surprise me I guess.
>>35879692Don't jump the gun good sir. Those are fantastic games and I'm sure someone will want them. The thread is just now picking up steam, and someone will want it. I'm okay because I already have both.
You feel your body pop, and crack, and once more little Risa, breaker of hearts and fitter in pajamas stands there once more! You puff out your chest proudly and Jager looks down at you. “That outfit doesn’t fit you anymore.” She notes.“You can’t tell me what to do!” You say, making yourself slightly more decent.As little Risa you will get way more candy, and with a much more ill-fitting costume businessmen may give you money which you can use to buy candy! It’s really the best of both worlds! You adjust your blouse to be a little more lascivious, love that word, and Jager is about to say something, then she looks down at her outfit. She debates something for a while, then just nods. “I, um, reckon I can little missy. I’m the er, law round these here parts.” She explains dramatically taps her nightstick against her open hand. “Now you think you going to listen to me, or am I going to have to take you downtown proper?” She wonders and you see Asmodeus holding back a giggle.She doesn’t think that will work does she? “Let me some some ID.” You demand.She pulls out the little fake badge we gave her not even an hour ago and you scowl. “Looks legit.” Wait, what? You gather up your clothes and change back to your regular sized form, muttering about bobbies always trying to nick a dame trying to make an honest quid, and how the law keeps on keeping you down.You continue with your trick or treating escapades, but none of the houses are biting! They either refuse to come to the door, or they keep screaming something about monster’s in their eyes. You look over the streets and sigh, totally broken hearted that you cannot celebrate the holiday the way you want to. “Hey.” Jager says, more comfortable in her outfit. “Look, you gave it your best shot, okay? How about we go watch that one transvestite movie with the singing?”(1/2)
“The Japanese just doesn’t celebrate the holidays like I wish they would. Such is life.” Unlife. “Whatever.” Asmodeus corrects.Did—Did she just hear me? You have no time for that nonsense as an idea suddenly strikes you! If the Japanese do not celebrate the holiday, then all you have to do is go to someone who is not Japanese! Emboldened by the great idea you… Go to the Mormon Church, they have to celebrate it in their white cultural appropriation First off, the Gaelics were also white, second they are Mormons; they will probably give you bad candy, try one of the Mendel bases! She may be evil, but she has to have some of the good stuff Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35879875> Go to the Mormon Church, they have to celebrate it in their white cultural appropriationthey better not give out pennieswhen turn back to standard Risa ask Jager to frisk us
>>35879875 Go to the Mormon Church, they have to celebrate it in their white cultural appropriation
>>35879855>You adjust your blouse to be a little more lascivious, love that word, and >>Jager is about to say something, then she looks down at her outfit.Did something get cut out there? It feels like something got cut out.>>35879875 First off, the Gaelics were also white, second they are Mormons; they will probably give you bad candy, try one of the Mendel bases! She may be evil, but she has to have some of the good stuff
>>35879875>  First off, the Gaelics were also white, second they are Mormons; they will probably give you bad candy, try one of the Mendel bases! She may be evil, but she has to have some of the good stuffAnd if they don't have Candy, we can totally egg and toiletpaper their base. Brilliant
>>35879875>>35879917I support the frisk option. For reasons.
>>35879875> Go to the US military baseUS foreign troops in the earlier historical period ensures that "traditional" American holidays will be over celebrated to retain national identity.> Mendel base afterward (assuming they aren't one and the same)Actually, granted the world government bent to Mendel, they probably are.
>>35879875> Go to the Mormon Church, they have to celebrate it in their white cultural appropriation
>>35879951That is odd, it copied over to my clip board. Spooky, must be a Halloween miracle.It’s really the best of both worlds! You adjust your blouse to be a little more lascivious, love that word, and take a step forward with your plant, ready to scam everyone out of all their candy.Jager is about to say something
>>35879875> Go to the Mormon Church, they have to celebrate it in their white cultural appropriation>>35879917What if they give out pencils?
>>35880046That actually happened to me once. really disappointing too because the went all out on the decoration, had a winding path of spooky to their front door
“The Mormons, they have to have trick or treat events.” You say pointing towards the church.“The church with all the angels and Nephilim?” Asmodeus asks.“Yes, the one with the potatoes.” Those were really good. “Onwards!” You shout going towards the large building on the edge of town.You get to the church and you see a large car with a trunk open, with kids lining up and getting candy. You frown as you walk over, and tap the priest on the shoulder. “What’s all this then?”“Oh! This is trunk or treat!” He explains. So they give you a trunk? That makes no sense. They make no sense! “The kids come up here, and it is just a safer way of giving out rewards to the kids, and really get the adults interested in our community. Have you heard the word of our lord?” He asks.“That’s strange. You’re strange!” You shout pointing at him. Also they are giving out only, like, 3 pieces of candy, and the kids don’t even have to dress up.“Well I am sorry you feel that way friend, but I would be super happy if you wanted to check out some of our services to really understand just what it is we do here.” He explains.You are about to refute his request when a black smoke thing scoops up a child with a scream. The man shouts and runs after the black smoke, and you take that chance to dump the candy in the trunk around the kids. “Take it! Take it and flee!” You shout, but the kids just politely stand there, and do not do the whole rude steal the candy and run thing.You grab a handful of candy for your group, and storm off angry. “Bloody polite buggers.” You say angry.“Here, that is enough candy right?” Jager asks.“Never enough candy!” You reply angry Go for Mendel, she has to have candy There might be a yank base around here, they have to have the sweet stuff! Other, please specify
>>35880253> There might be a yank base around here, they have to have the sweet stuff!
>>35880253 There might be a yank base around here, they have to have the sweet stuff!If America does one thing correctly it's too much sugar and calories.
>>35880253Is "trunk or treat" a real thing? > There might be a yank base around here, they have to have the sweet stuff!
>>35880253> There might be a yank base around here, they have to have the sweet stuff!Sailors are much preferable to Scientists.
>>35879747I already have both of those games good sir. Also My computer couldn't handle them anyway.
>>35880253> Go for Mendel, she has to have candy
>>35880367I thought you were doing a pedo thing for a minute. The fact that it actually real is slightly more creepy to me.
>>35880253> Yank baseI think we are still in the 70-80s, meaning that American military base patriotism and commitment to strictly American values should still be high.
>>35880253> Yank base has to have the sweet stuff.If nothing else, they have a storage depot that we can raid for a trick.> Go for MendelWe can use one trick to light another if she isn't bringing the goods.
>>35880577The time of Pogs is over
>>35880605Are warheads still a thing? I fucking loved those..
Hear ye, hear ye, all denizens who see not the potential of the Halloween Santa's offer! ALL IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF MODS! Have a shitty five year old Lenovo/Dell? Use performance mods to run New Vegas without clouds, dust storms, tumbleweeds, and junk/root/trash decals with 40 glorious Frames Per Second! Think Fallout can't possibly grant you much enjoyment with your $600 GTX Titans? Turn yourself in a flying cyborg that shoots EMP bursts! Access deleted content lovingly restored by talented coders, artists, and programmers! Acquire a Five Story Mech that shoots Nukes! Use Anti-Gravity cannons to splatter your foes on walls, the ceiling, the ground, wherever and whenever! And when you get bored, install a Monster Mod and battle a two hundred foot tall deathclaw in the Middle of Los Vegas! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF MODS! Just don't go to the Nexus for them. It's full of weirdos and prudes. And their in-house installer sucks. Also, fuck 4chan's spam filter.
>>35880763Forgot muh image. Yes, this is a screenshot.
“Wasn’t there a yank base around here somewhere?” You wonder. Didn’t we kill all of them? “Not a science one, just a regular one.”“Yes, I do believe there is one.” Asmodeus explains.“Eh? Yank? American?” Jager asks looking around. “I don’t speak very much English, you know?”“It’s fine, I am sure we will just slip in, get some candy, then slip out without causing an international incident.” You explain swinging your candy bucket as Plant starts on one of the suckers.Sin-Fin gloomily glances around, then looks down at her own pumpkin bucket. She looks around distressed, evidently even dressed as a pizza she has a hard time dealing with all of this. “How is being a pizza supposed to help her cope with things?” Asmodeus wonders. Okay, how the bloody hell are you hearing me you ginger bint? “You are saying most of that out loud.” She explains.Oops.Your group goes to the nearest US base, and slips in with ease because you have magical ghost powers, duh. Well, magical ghost powers except for Azzy, who has magical angel powers which are just as good. Fuego’s head shoots up as soon as he is on base and he furrows his brow. “I am called! They scream the name of Fuego into the night wind, and should I not depart for their parts unknown I shall blaze no longer!” He screams running off. He will probably be fine.(1/2)
>>35880763Neat. For the record if no one want em' I've still got around 30$ In steam credit. Just give me a shoutout of what game you want and I'll pick it up and send it to you. No biggy.Well I mean you know till I run out.
Your group looks around, and surer enough, the houses all have decorations, with children running door to door as princesses, and goblins and batmen, lots of batmen. They have fine choice in man slash rodents. You see the lights from several parties flashing in the windows, and conclude that these people get it, they know what Halloween is supposed to be! You knock on the first door, and your plant politely asks for candy via the time honored tradition of limerick. Or they would if they could talk. “Nice costumes, that one of those Godzilla monsters? Here you go, have a happy Halloween.” He hands you the candy.“Thanks. Yank.” You say narrowing your gaze.“Limey.” He replies keeping an even gaze. “You guys from around here? I don’t remember seeing anyone like you on base.” He says.“Offsite consulting.” You explain taking some steps back. He is on to you!Your candy acquisition goes well! The houses have tons of candy, and people are giving them out freely. One small problem. “Hey, you doing anything tonight? We have an awesome party going on in the barracks.” One marine says to Jager.“Eh, er, ah, no speaku English.” She tries backing away.“Come on babe, you and your friends will have a great time.” Another says.They called her babe! We hate that word.“It is a pretty common term, used with great effect these days.” Asmodeus explains. Seriously, we need to get a patch or something. Attack! Rawr! Risa Smash! Play it cool, this base gave you candy, so they may be spared. Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35880639They are still a thing in real life definitely. It began distribution in 1975. In 1999, they were referred to as a "million" company due to their massive popularity.
>>35880854Yell at him to leave my Jeager alone
>>35880854> Play it cool, this base gave you candy, so they may be spared.activate cock block mode
>>35880639They are still a thing. In fact, they never stopped being a thing. I have a bag of them in my backpack I snack on during class to keep my mind sharp.
I miss crispy M&Ms. they don't have in the states anymore
>>35880854 Other, please specifyHiss Girr Hiss Hiss. Jaeger IS OUR WOLFU!
>>35880854> Let's terrify the gent> "Listen mate. She's ours, and if you want to get frisky, well, you better be ready to share yourself with the rest of us in here."> The last part should be said in 3/4 male voice from the various mouths we grow on an elongated tongue we should run along his shoulder and/or cheek.
whaito piggu go homu
>>35880854> Play it cool, this base gave you candy, so they may be spared.
>>35880854>that awkward moment when you realize that the only reason you can understand the waifu is because Monologue translates everything.>[x] Play it cool, this base gave you candy, so they may be spared.>[x] Ice Cold.>[x] Use illusions to make other people think that the one that called her babe is a babe so that other yanks call him babe.
>>35880854Make an illusion so that everyone thinks that marine hitting on Jager is super attractive and shy musclegirl.
So Side quest. Learn Japanese so we can talk to Jager if Monolog is gone.
No wonder Jager gets wolfnapped so easily, she just can’t say no. “It will be fun, come on.” One of the marines say, because they are super pushy as young men.You guess they don’t believe she can’t understand yank speak because, you know. “What, is this a race thing? Because she is the chocolate syrup on a vanilla Risa grape Sunday she can’t not know English? You racist?” You demand. What? No, but her outfit is based on Yank police uniforms. Look, it even says POLICE on the side there. “Oh, I suppose I am the racist this time around then.” You say walking over to Jager and throwing your arm around her.“Oi, back off mates, she is mine. I can’t fault you for lusting for her, and white marines wanting a dark skinned woman does show society has progressed on some level if at least through the regard of our pants.” You are super racist tonight. “But she is mine. Back off.”Jager looks relieved, even though she has absolutely no idea what you are saying. “Come on babe, we just want to have some fun.” One of the marines say.You look down at one of the liter of vodka bottles he has in his hands and pull it out. You lock eyes with him before biting off the top of it and tipping it back into your throat. You hold your gaze while drinking the vile, potato based drink, and do not stop to catch your breath at all. You finish the bottle and put it back in his bag before pulling Jager closer.“You win.” One of the marines says holding up his arms. “No, just, okay. You win.” They start walking off.“Er, ano, eto…” Jager starts in that devil tongue.“You win!” The marine shouts pointing back at you.(1/2)
>>35880854>  Other: "Tell you what, let's have a go at arm wrestling. If you win, the lady's yours. If I win, the first round of cider is on you."
You decide to play a little prank and as he enters one of the apartment thingies you project an image of a shy muscular woman onto him. He should have fun tonight. “Thanks Risa. I have to get you to teach me English sometime, foreigners are always coming up to try and talk to me when they see me in town.”You hear calls of babe from the apartment and nod, knowing full well you had to let it happen. Your group keeps a good pace, getting a mountain of candy, but you feel like the night is lacking something. You sigh as you think what you really need is… Some scares! Haunted house here on base! To gorge yourself on candy until you vomit rainbows.“Hey, you can stop having your arm around me.” Jager explains.“No, I can’t. I just had a lot of alcohol, and I maybe might possible want to fall over. Mendel Base, they will have more candy there! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35881277> Some scares! Haunted house here on base!It's the spooktacular, damnit!
>>35881277> Some scares! Haunted house here on base!Yeees.
>>35881277> Mendel BaseThe yanks have been good sports and it wouldn't be proper to repay their treats with tricks. Also, the likelihood of getting stiffed by Mendel is high, meaning that the probability of us being fully justified in playing a trick on her is high.tl;dr We will probably make the Mendel Base a haunted house.
>>35881277> To gorge yourself on candy until you vomit rainbows.Double Rainbow across the sky...and Jager's boots
>>35881277>[x] Some scares! Haunted house here on base!
>>35881277>[x] Some scares! Haunted house here on base!We can post flyers or something all around town. There'll be skeletons and pumpkins and bats and shoggoths and everything else!
Skellies everywherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9wrunning around screeching, cornering their victims and then patting them
>>35881373“See, mate, that would require effort of which I am afraid I find it terribly difficult to muster up the energy for. We will use one of their haunted houses, Jager might be a scardy cat in them.” You say.You decide that as proper, young ladies it is only correct that you enter a haunted house and be terrified by everything therein. You and your group go to the line, and you quickly sober up. You hear a lot of hype about how spooky it is, and see Jager look uncomfortable standing in line. “Hey, maybe we can go do something else.” She offers.You shake your head and draw her into the nightmare show! You enter the building, strobe lights partially blinding you as the sickening smell of rot fills your nose. You look back at the Plant, who is having a hard time with some milk duds, and smile knowing Jager will soon be super scared. One of the ghouls pops out, a decaying monster with their eye falling out, and half their face partially fertilized. The girl would be attractive, if not for her extensive damage, and you feel like she is one half second away from biting you.“Wah.” Jager looks close. “Sorry, could you hold still?” She asks looking around at her face. “That is really good, did you do it yourself?” She wonders.The ghoul nods. “Phenomenal work with the make up around the prosthetic especially. Hey, can I take a picture?” She asks.The ghoul nods and Jager grabs a quick snapshot with a disposable camera. “Thanks!” She says happily, winding the little thingy. “Hey Risa, can you get a picture of—“ she starts then frowns.You are going wide eyed with tears streaming down your face as a zombie butcher thing with a chainsaw chases you around the house. “Jager! Help me Jager! Jager!” You shout running over to her.(1/3)
She sighs and carries you out of the haunted house, her getting a few more images of the makeup or props. You are crying, using your hook to catch your tears, by the time you come out. “And—and there were these pigs, but they had this pitchfork Jager! And there was a spooky girl in the insane part with scary writing on the wall!” You say as she pats you.“Yes, yes.” Jager sighs.“She got out! They said she was dangerous, but they let her out and I had to run away!” You say.“I saw that.” Jager replies.“Then I dropped my pumpkin.” You complain.“It was nice of that Zombie to pick up your candy for you, and give it back.” Jager notes.“Did you have fun Sin-Fin?” Asmodeus asks.Sin-Fin glances around, probably distressed at being put on the spot then nods. “The light… flashed.” She explains.“Well, you are not wrong.” Asmodeus explains.You hold onto Jager’s sleeve as she leads you through the base, sniffling, and trying to compose yourself. Finally Asmodeus sighs as you manage to get yourself together. “Well, this certainly is an interesting time.” She says.“How do you mean?” Jager asks while she feeds you some candy to make you feel better.“Well the world is ending. The already thin barrier between worlds on this day is stretch so thin it may as well not exist.” She says.Jager pauses. “I thought that was just a myth, or tradition.”She laughs, and your eyes orgasm, because those are certainly not tears. “People might say the same about me. Ah, look.” She says pointing.(2/3)
You all look up and see a horse trot onto the street. The man riding it is in black armor and a cape, and under his arm is a pumpkin head smiling. He turns to you and—hey, could this be a waifu? I have a thing for headless chicks. You look up as the flaming pumpkin roars to life. “Monologue, I think you are a serial killer.” What? No. Am I? “That was a very serial killerish thing to say.” You confirm.The rider flies past you swinging a sword and demanding his head, and your group ducks under the swinging blade. You look back as he gallops through the base, screaming and laughing while demanding his head be returned to him.“Wait, so what’s happening now?” You ask.“Well, the barrier between worlds is weak at the moment. I wonder if someone summoned a large demon recently, it is a good night for it.” She muses.We admit nothing. Go for Mendel Base! CANDY! Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy corn Other, please specify(3/3)
>>35881978> Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy cornmeat before pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meatspoopy clown pls
>>35881978 Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy corn
>>35881978> Go for Mendel Base! CANDY!
>>35881978> Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy cornWe shall om them, and nom them, and OMNOMNOMNOM.
>>35881978> Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy cornBut candy corn is the worst!
>>35881978> Go for Mendel Base! CANDY!
>>35881978>] Find a spooktacular enemy to nom like candy corn
>>35881978>  "Oi, mate! I reckon I might know where it is. [Give him directions to the nearest Mendel base]. Lass has a thing for collecting loose junk what catches her interest."
>>35881978> "Go for Mendel Base! CANDY!"Chances are high that she's probably building frankenstein's monster out of the patched together nightmares of children anyway.
Which means there may be rare enemies afoot! “Rare enemies! That sounds like drop loot!” You say, suddenly happy.“You want to go fight whatever monster came through this weak barrier in reality?” Jager asks.“Yes!” You say.“I should warn you Risa, the enemies you may be facing are… a little odd. They come from all corners of reality where our rules of battle do not mean anything to them.” Your snazzy witch says.“Calm down Asmodeus, what is the worst that can happen?” You wonder, lightning crackling in the background. Hm, ominous.You sniff out a break in reality, and choose the cemetery because it is Halloween and spooky shit always goes down in cemeteries. You sonido into it, your pirate dress flapping in the breeze in a very cool and dramatic fashion you drama queen. You look up with a serious expression, energy burning through you. Sitting on a grave stone is a thin figure, all skin and bones. As a spotlight comes on from nowhere in particular you realize you were half right. The top hat wearing, cane spinning, suit wearing skeleton hops off the grave and snaps his fingers. A staggering number of skeletons and zombies hop out of the grave around him and you see him smile wide. “Well now, who is this cool cat walking on my digs?” He asks.“Cool cat on myyyy diiiiiigs.” The zombie girls sing in the background.I like he called us a cat. “Your ability to recognize us of the feline persuasion is admirable, to say the least! However we are looking for spooky things to eat, and you are on our list!” You explain.“That right?” He asks doing this cool spinny thing with his cane. “Well now, it seems we are at an impasse here. I don’t want to turn into a snack or fight. What say we settle this another way, my purple legalicious thing?” He wonders.“Your proposal?” You ask.“A sing and dance off. Winner gets a portion of the other’s power.” He proposes.Do we accept? Yes No Other, please specify
>>35882278> Yesits not canon so whatevs
>>35882278Shimmy over and eat the fucker.Food thinks it's people.
>>35882278> YesWelp, I guess it's time to chog down on my trick-or-treater candy to get a Performance buff.
>>35882278>YesGHOST OF THE GHOST OF BASTIDORES FURIOSUS I CALL UPON THEE! GRANT US YOUR LYRICAL SKILLS SO THAT WE MAY SCHOOL THIS BONY FUCKER!
>>35882278> Other: Combine our powers to create a musical number that can wake the dead and gather the ghouls. Then we have a showdown with whatever shows up. You keep what you kill.
>>35882278I'll second this:>>35882493We're always fighting all of these different guys we come across. Why not try a co-op venture?
“Fine, alright, let’s see what you got you little bastard. I should warn you, I am pretty much already a god so you better bring your A-game.” You say.You hear what sounds like a double bass start getting plucked at a regular tune, and the skeleton in the suit and tie walks up to you with a certain swagger. “Well then, Ms. God, let me tell you all about…” He dips low then shoots straight up, his face inches from yours “Mr. Bones!”He leaps back, and starts to snap at regular intervals. He nods his head along with the beat, and you see several choir zombies get out of the tomb. NOTE: * Are actions, (These are choir)“I’m Mr. Bones,*SnapBones*SnapBones*SnapBonesMr. Bones*SnapBones*SnapBones*SnapBonesI’m Mr. Bones, bones bones.*Snap snap snap.You come to me this night, on the night of Halloween,To let me know, with no objections, that you rule this scene,But the night is long, just hear my song!And I’ll tell you how I’m the spooky king!”Chorus: (He’s Mr. Bones*SnapBones*snapBones*snapBonesMr. Bones*snapBones*snapBones*snapBonesHe’s Mr. Bones*SnapBones*snapBones*SnapBones)(1/2)
You see me in the moonlight, dancing all around!Ghosts and ghouls and go-bilins truly are abound!You seek to tell me my business, and that will do you no goodFor here I am king, the lord of night! No one can stop me, no one shouldChorusBecause you see Risa, my dear my pet I am the spooky king!(Spooky king!)They call me Mr. Halloween!(Because he is the spooky king!)So take a seat, have a treat, I’m the best there’s ever been.They call me!ChorusYou walked into this bet, calling yourself a god(Halloween)But let me tell you now, my purple friend, here you are nothing but a fraud!(Spooky king!)On this the night, on all hallows eve! I am more than you can handle!(Halloween!)Because let me tell you, little miss, I am a star and you just a candle!(Spooky king!)Bones+ChorusBones+ChorusHe steps up, long striding steps, and gets right in your face. “I’m Mr. Bones!” He warns, his eye sockets very intimidating.Well that, uh, that just happened. Give into the spooky king! Fight back! (How?) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35882805We're is that rhyming anon... Fight back! (How?)Uhh.. only thing that comes to mind when I think Risa and music is..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2GCGuNzrxI
>>35882805>  Fight back! With songOr>  Fight back! By beating him over the head with our guitar.
>>35882805>Fight back!Man, I hope you rapping and rhyming anons are on form tonight because I aint got shit.
>>35882866Huh that song comes off More Azzy to me.
>>35882881Oh also we can make choruses of ourselves with illusions if that helps somehow. Or just shape-shifting other mouths whatever.
>>35882805> Fight back! (How?)Risa is a child of the 70's break out Idemque and take everyone within ear shot on illusionary hallucinogenic psycho nightmare romp, see shit that Lovecraft on acid would see.I recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEQ5HrMDoUw for song choiceor rap battle
>>35882884I don't know the last 10-20 seconds with all the different voices totally screams Risa being terrifying to me.
>>35882805>>35882941Surreal 70s stuff, huh.
>>35882805>>35882805Well, if you're a king, Mr. BonesI sure don't see a crownAnd you talk a lot of trashFor the newest kid in town-cont
>>35883104THE MASKED ANON RETURNS! Le' Swoon
>>35883104You want to tell me that your scaryWell let me tell you what I've seenGlowing red eyes, razor sharp teethBut I'm just talking about my spleenYou want to bring the thunderYou want to play pretendWell here's a crash courseOn how this battles gonna end-cont
>>35883147[Open the mouths all over our body in an immaculate chorus]Just like you we stood beforeAnd thought we were hot shitBut Risa the TerrorJust wouldn't have itDead king or soul kingDemon of pitShe ripped us apartAnd into caverns unlitOur cries fell unheardOur powers foresakenYour path will be shortOn the road you have taken-cont
>>35883144Not the original, I'm afraidBut this young buck speaks like suedeWelcome their rhymeAnd all in good timeTerror will riseBut not tonight, on a phone.
>>35883298Now come dear boyTo the vortex of teethCome and lie downFor the madness beneathYou ran yourself shortOn a dangerous courseYou've long since passed The time for remorse Your time is upBut do not fearThere's plenty of companyWaiting down here
>>35883401That's all I've got, really. As for thematics, basically we just grow larger and more terrifying as we sing and the guitar grows more frantic. All this culminates in trying to nom him.Also, yeah, haven't really done rhyming before in these threads. Don't do it that often period, so I hope this turned out decent.
You straighten your dress, and pull your corset thing tight for the battle that stands before you. You pull out your guitar and start to play, your pace slow at first.“Well, if you're a king, Mr. BonesI sure don't see a crownAnd you talk a lot of trashFor the newest kid in townYou want to tell me that your scaryWell let me tell you what I've seenGlowing red eyes, razor sharp teethBut I'm just talking about my spleenYou want to bring the thunderYou want to play pretendWell here's a crash courseOn how this battles gonna endJust like you we stood beforeAnd thought we were hot shitBut Risa the TerrorJust wouldn't have itDead king or soul kingDemon of pitShe ripped us apartAnd into caverns unlitOur cries fell unheardOur powers foresakenYour path will be shortOn the road you have taken”Your body tears open in mouths, but nothing that might ruin your pretty dress, each glistening perfectly moist, and quivering in a licentious manner.“Just like you we stood beforeAnd thought we were hot shitBut Risa the TerrorJust wouldn't have itDead king or soul kingDemon of pitShe ripped us apartAnd into caverns unlitOur cries fell unheardOur powers foresakenYour path will be shortOn the road you have takenNow come dear boyTo the vortex of teethCome and lie downFor the madness beneathYou ran yourself shortOn a dangerous courseYou've long since passed The time for remorse Your time is upBut do not fearThere's plenty of companyWaiting down here”(1/2)
I hope we get Mr.Bones' chorus
>>35883733Naah we've got a built in one.
You say throwing out your slick jams, and making Mr. Bones recoil. He lets out a shout of “No!” while he fades away through the veil of infinity. You blink as nothing seems to happen, then a ball of energy falls into you.+5 SPXPThe others get close to you and seem a little concerned. “Risa, what was that all about?” Jager wonders.“Oh, you know. Power leveling.” You explain putting your guitar away.You sniff the air and, oh I forgot to say. You look absolutely ravishing in those thigh high boots you got there. “Oh, thank you monologue, a girl does appreciate being appreciated.” You say happily. Right, don’t I know it. Anyway, you sniff the air for something new to do and… Go hang out at Azzy’s(And get hammered) you need this sort of party to unwind Go to Mendel’s for trick or treating Candy eating time! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35883784> Go hang out at Azzy’s(And get hammered) you need this sort of party to unwind
>>35883784>[X] Candy eating time!Darn, no spooky scary ability. Oh well.I wonder if unleashing what's-his-face is going to have permanent and horrible consequences for the rest of the world.By which I mean I sincerely hope he's TPing Mendel's place.I'd vote for doing it ourselves but we don't exactly know where she lives.
>>35883784> Go to Mendel’s for trick or treatingfind the razor blades my favorite gamethe constantine show just teased Papa Midnite for the next ep
>>35883784> Go to Mendel’s for trick or treatingWe should get that girl some...people-ish...contact. Honestly, if she keeps developing these misanthropic tendencies, she's liable to get institutionalized.
>>35883784> Ask our group of companions what they want to doIf they don't have a strong preference:> Mendel's base for trick or treatingMr. Bones couldn't have been that filling.
>>35883784>Go to Mendel’s for trick or treatingCROSS EVERYTHING OFF THE LISTSEARCH UNDER EVERY ROCKCHECK YOUR CORNERS100% SIDE QUEST COMPLETIONALL CAPS, NO CAPS LOCK
>>35883848I rather enjoyed the papa midnight part of hellblazer
>>35883892and by tease I meant mention him by name, briefly show him on camera, and #Papa Midnight
“Right, time to find a Mendel base and trick or treat.” She has no candy. “Then let’s TP her place!” Base. “Fuck off Monologue, we have a plan!” You shout.“Is that really a good idea? Isn’t she super evil?” Jager wonders.“I am a moral relativist at times, so good an evil are not as strictly defined. Besides, she made you Nazi, that just isn’t cool.” Not even a little.Jager scratches her head. “Can I at least change out of this? I feel really naked, and there is this breeze between my legs.”“No. Tonight you are police officer Jager!” You declare dashing off.Your group gets near a Mendel base, with toilet paper and old eggs ready. You all leap out and throw the items, you showing more gusto than most, but everyone giving their level try. You laugh as the night bleeds together, and you are unable to contain your prank based fury. You throw, and throw, and are only drawn out of it when a concussive blast of energy slams into your stomach and sends you back about seven meters. Three blue tinted robots, man sized and with a single glowing eye in their heads, stand at attention. All three are carrying a rifle which, honestly, hurts like a bitch.You push yourself up as a voice rings out. “Why did you do that, Risa?” Mendel asks.Shit! Run away! Before the cops catch us and put us back in juvy! Fight robots! Other, please specify
you know what the scariest thing in the world is?Data caps
>>35884165>[X] Run away! Before the cops catch us and put us back in juvy!Aw man, the fuzz is here.Also, I wonder how Mendel justifies "sicced a bunch of deadly robot riflemen on someone TPing my house" on her reports.
>>35884165>Run away! Before the cops catch us and put us back in juvy!Leg it its the shades!
>>35884165 Run away! Before the cops catch us and put us back in juvy!CHEESE IT OFFICER JAGER IS ON TO US!
>>35884165> Other, please specify"Its Halloween you stupid bint! Now offer this terrifying (and sexy) monster confectionery treats to appease me or I will break into your house and touch your stuff."
>>35884203Probably by putting in that that person is responsible for multiple apocalypses.
>>35884165> Run away! Before the cops catch us and put us back in juvy!Shit it's the FUZZ. time to scram guys.
>>35884165> Other: "It's Halloween, and I can't leave Japan. And I wanted candy, but no one around here knows the holiday, and I knew you wouldn't give me candy, and so I..."Honestly, I want to see Mendel's reaction to our candid stream of consciousness. She might not kill us.
>>35884203>>35884240Actually in the omake I want to run, you play as Rifkin Shard, one of the Templars turned contractors who get hired by Mendel's org. and they have a briefing you can attend that shows you exactly how they view Risa. The short of it is they construct whole seminars around her. Worth 4 credit hours each.
>>35884240You can't be responsible for something that never happened. And when we stopped it before it happened, so technically we did none of those things.
>>35884307Well one is happening right now and the other one got half way and caused enormous amounts of damage to the world.The fact that there is a possibility someone can cause an apocalypse is probably enough to put you on someones shit list.
>>35884290essay or test? if the latter, multiple choice or short answer essay?
>>35884381Participation grade. They just need that Risa info out there so it is an easy A
>>35884408Even in shadowy multinational organizations beholden to nobody, there are still professors and geniuses who can't teach worth shit.
>>35884408>easy A>easyMendel is implying Risa is an easy cum guzzling slut. Another reason to kill her.also, happy halloBUTT
>>35884456More like they need to make the Risa Major more attractive>>35884468Man that is a nice ass. Not as nice as Risa's mind, but still.I should not be trusted with my money while drunk
>>35884515Or should you be trusted moreYour fortune spread upon the floorAs libations pourYou could always get more.So drinkYou fink
>>35884587>Or should you be trusted more>Your fortune spread upon the floor>As libations pour>You could always get more.Do the dinosaur?
>>35884632Oh Jack, why do you cost 33 Euro?
>>35884658Because it has to cross an ocean.
“Look, you bastard, it is Halloween and I want candy. I knew you had candy, so I played a trick on you.” You explain.“If I don’t will you take my underwear from me?” She asks.You look around. “Yes. Yes I will.”“While I lay helpless below you?” She wonders.You see Jager fidget and start to blush. “Yeah!” You say. “I will take your knickers off and maybe keep them for myself.”“Then you will make me crawl on my hands and knees, with no underwear, just because you want me to?” Mendel asks still bored sounding.“Yeah! I will make you lick my bo—“ You start but Jager covers your mouth, her skin hot to the touch.“Girls shouldn’t say that.” Jager explains.“You mean make her lick her pu—“ Asmodeus starts and a dull spike goes into her mouth.“And you definitely shouldn’t say that.” Jager explains.“Interesting. You have a certain threshold that seems to be becoming looser. Perhaps I should say your scruples are getting lower? I am surprised, this could have phenomenal implications in gender studies. Well, if I shared my findings with them and was willing to admit that social sciences were real sciences. As it stands I think they should drop the word science from their name because it is false advertising. I learned how to mathematically bond a god to a chunk of flesh, while they just say they feel like women are being oppressed in the workplace. It isn’t fair.” She says.“Yeah, those bastards don’t know what they are talking about. STEM master race.” You say(1/2)
Mendel is quiet for a few moments, and you get the feeling she is consulting someone about boring things like budgets, and resources. Finally she speaks. “If I give you candy, will you go away?”“You will have picked treat, so I would have no choice.” You answer.The robot gets something digitized in its hand, and it waves you over. You hold out your bucket, and it drops a handful of candy into each of your pumpkins. You nod slowly, the dark compact made this night. You sonido off as Asmodeus giggles. “You were so flustered Jager. I thought such things didn’t interest you. Between women I mean.” She says.“Embarrassing things are embarrassing.” She replies.“Would you like to join me for a party Risa?” Asmodeus asks. “I think I have some guests you would be most interested in meeting.”It is getting late, what should we do? Eat all the candy! Go to Azzy’s party! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35884757mmmmnnnnngh.On one hand, cool people!Yet on the other, candy!Truly, a choice for philosophers across the globe.
>>35884757 Eat all the candy!With Jager! Attempt to find out why she was flustered by the previous conversation!
>>35884757>Go to Azzy’s party!Its a well known fact that all food tastes better while drunk and it means our chances of getting in a fight outside a chippers tonight are significantly lowered as we will have our own food.
>>35884757>[x] Go to Azzy’s party!
>>35884757> Eat all the candy!grind it into a powder and snort it> Go to Azzy’s party!
>>35884757> Eat all the candy at Azzy's party!Also, I knew Mendel was going to reach that conclusion and give us candy. It probably isn't even poison. Jager is mom, so she should check it for us first.
>>35884887No way do we let Jager eat anything from Mendel... that's a horrible idea.
>>35884621WalkWalk the dinosaur
>>35884903Jager has science powers. She doesn't need to eat... You know what? It doesn't matter. Risa is going to eat it all anyway before Jager can suggest checking the candy for poisons or parasites.
>>35884757> Go to Azzy’s party!>>35884926That's less fun.
“Maybe we should check the candy for anything dangerous.” Jager offers.“Good idea!” You reply, well aware of her safety code.“You are already eating it, aren’t you?” Jager asks.“Whatever gave you that idea?” Your shoulder mouth wonders as your face mouth is too busy eating Mendel candy to reply.You all go to Azzy’s club, and you immediately drink half of the bar. You fall over yourself as soon as the guests arrive, and you see Asmodeus talk to Jager alone at the table. Jager is red slightly while explaining something, but Azzy presses on. You have no time because apparently you are funny while drunk and you make friends with Azzy’s guests. You start playing guitar on stage while this one pretty bloke sings about starmen, heroes, and ziggy stardust. You have no time to process how hard you should fan girl out because reality starts to bend in the club.Asmodeus looks annoyed, but she cannot stop the worlds from touching in a totally gay way. She looks up to a hole in reality and you see a swarm of dark things making their way toward you!Quick, do you… Look to the east! As it was foretold! Attack! You can take anything! Other, please specify
>>35885321>  Look to the east! As it was foretold!> Welcome back Fuego!
>>35885321 Look to the east! As it was foretold! Attack! You can take anything!What's.. the difference? I favor the first for a great line... but I also want to attack..
>>35885321> Look to the east! As it was foretold!
>>35885321>[X] Look to the east! As it was foretold!Prophecy-spinning is a hard and arduous craft, we should respect the effort put into it.By which I mean that tomorrow, we're going to ruin another few purely by coincidence at the rate we're going, so we may as well play nice for once.
>>35885321> Look to the east! As it was foretold!the east is burning red?
>>35885380> And then we kill everything, preferably with the power of our guitar and a shit load of electricity.
If Jager had rolled dude on the gender d2 roll, would you still pursue romantically?inb4 something about the knot
>>35885407Yes, I think it is. No doubt it's burning with the sheer manly magnificence of Fuego, who I suspect went hunting after the spirit of Halloween when we weren't paying attention.While we were getting candy he has most likely been grappling with the quite literal jaws of fear itself, and now will come crashing through the side of the building whilst locked in manly combat, burning with the righteous fury of a thousand glorious suns.We should puke rainbows of excitement onto the whole affair.
>>35885667If the spirit of Halloween only goes after people without masks does that mean that hollows are naturally safe from him?
>>35885612Depends how the character developed. If a Carbon copy of current Jager? Bashful guy who doesn't want to take advantage of Risa.. then probably.
>>35885612Characterization is a tricky business with regards to gender. Chances are we would not have liked Jager after the same fashion had she been male because Azure would have consciously or subconsciously characterized her differently to account for her gender. Jager is nice, compassionate, caring, and motherly. This meshes well with Risa's personality, which is so broken that she needs that strong, stable, almost parental influence.
>>35885715But is the malevolent personification of terror safe from Fuego? Also, Arrancar don't have masks.
>>35885763They have bits of masks. They count.
>>35885612That depends on whether dude-Jager is a carbon copy of regular-Jager, or if he's different personality-wise but fulfills the same roles. I get the feeling that dude-Jager would be the one taking the initiative if he was interested. He'd be the one trying to get Risa to understand him while grappling with the fact that Risa lacks the capacity for any type of relationship between two persons. Like he'd be the one trying to get Risa to understand how he feels about her and getting frustrated because Risa doesn't understand real well. Perhaps he'd take an active role in showing Risa how to comprehend loving something other than how she would love a favorite possession?
>>35885835If he was pushy or too forward I think we'd just consider him a dick like when we first met the Wolf hollow.Would have either pursued best scrub sin-full fins or Azzy.
>>35885765Haha! suck it samhain. Fun fact, samhain is the Irish word for November.
>>35885887True. Depends if he was more proactive in keeping up power-wise with Risa and maybe kept the whole feelings thing subtle or hidden. I get the feeling that the whole relationship dynamic between dude-Jager and Risa would be vastly different than what exists between reg-Jager/Risa if they were to be as close as they are now, even without all the hypothetical romance gobbledygook.
You pull out your guitar and slam it into the nearest demon. It does that cool slow motion thing where teeth fly out, and spittle/blood shoot out of their mouth, then get sent flying back. You leap into the air and deliver a cero enhanced kick to the demon you land in front of, tearing his body in twain. One tries to bite down on you, but your energy hardened skin cracks and shatters his teeth as opposed to tearing your soft, supple girl flesh. You grab the demon by the face and slam him into the ground before one of your tails shoots out like a scorpion’s stinger and tears his head from his shoulders.The next demon bellows a ray of hell fire, and you leap off the ground spinning. Your spin takes you in front of the monster, and you dig your claws into his face then pull down tearing the meat from his skeleton in a spooky manner. You summon a ball of energy and fire it, obliterating the maimed demon and the countless behind him, but more keep coming. You sigh as you see the task before you and look to the east.From the wall of dimensions you see a staggering number of, how you say, vary vary goo’ looking men. They are so goo’ looking they make stars weep, and universes burn. You are about to say something, but a man, his hair wafting in a nonexistent breeze presses his fingers to your mouth. “Shhhhh, shhhhh, shhhh. Look at my abs. Look how, how you say, melon they are.” Not the word mate. “We fight for ze goo’ looking.” He explains, his silk shirt somehow flying off his body.“Like the first light! As the black moon rises over the land of promised sun, I fuego declare The Moon herself shall sing my glory! I am FUEGO! I AM A MAN!” Fuego shouts punching a dark shape beyond reason into paste before him.(1/3)
>>35886027Yeah if he was the same in context of being lazy about power leveling we'd just consider him a bitch and move on. Jager being female brought out the whole MUST MAEK WAIFU STRONK trend.
>>35886033Vividor is love.
You join the assault, a vary vary bootiful woman among vary vary goo’ looking men. You swing your guitar as the sweet voice of a gentleman in white sings the lyrics which make your soul burn. A demon tries to take your arm, so your arm grows violating tentacles and violates him as it devours. The night grows dim, so Fuego burns as an infinite sun, illuminating all who stand before him with a chivalrous gaze. Jager makes a face, and sips some mixed, sweet fruity drink while you tear a demon in half. You kick a demon against the ground, making him bounce, then your chest splits open and an endlessly screaming mouth swallows his stunned body whole. You shew him up as blades, and hellfire rain against you, then you charge up and fire a blast of cero energy, spinning in an arc to destroy several attack demons.Fuego punches a black mist, then performs a pelvic thrust which burns away at the edges of the demon. It screams in hate, then swipes a blade across his stomach. Against others that would work, but that just makes his wet with blood, and he looks damn good while wet. He explodes with raw male sexuality while you summon a hyper dense singularity. You send out small marbles which spin around the nucleus of the false atom, and grow in speed until you cannot see them, but can mathematically assume they are in every potential location. You leap and throw the weapon into the mass and it expands, then reality collapses, becoming something like a black hole in reality for a second sucking everything through the universe. The black smoke screams in hate, but you hold yourself down in Azzy’s club as he vanishes, preventing the hole in reality from pulling you in too.(2/3)
Fuego throws back his mane of hair and poses with the other very very good looking men he is with. Their raw male sexuality, even in just the victory pose, makes your feet skid across the ground for two meters. They all give a victory pelvic thrust at once, and you cough up bloody, your internal organs all becoming liquid pulp to make you more around than should be possible for any mortal, the whole of your inside parts getting wet in the most violent way. Or maybe you are just doing that because you like tearing up your own organs? You are sort of a freak.Jager seems to be playing with a cherry in her mouth, rolling her tongue around it while looking heavy eyed at the pretty boys, and you give her a disapproving look which she shrugs off. The men all clasp hands and look soulfully at each other. The music is still going hot, and you look around.Sin-Fin is taking off her pizza costume and sitting in the corner alone. Jager is with Azzy, Fuego is assuming random poses with his friends. Go fall into Sin-Fin’s lap, you have not been spoiled by her yet Go sit with Jager and Azzy, they are fun folks Pose with Fuego! Play more music Other, please specify(3/3)
>>35886118> Go sit with Jager and Azzy, they are fun folksJaaaggeeer look at Risa that waaay.
>>35886118> Go fall into Sin-Fin’s lap, you have not been spoiled by her yet
>>35886118> Go sit with Jager and Azzy, they are fun folksRisacat is jealous.
>>35886118> Encourage Sin-Fin to sit with Azzy and Jager.> Pose with Fuego> Then realize that the Great Pumpkin hasn't been dealt with yet
>>35886118> Pose with Fuego!Hey Jager! Like what you see?
>>35886118 Go sit with Jager and Azzy, they are fun folks
>>35886118>[x] Other, please specifyAttempt to introspectively contemplate on how Jager is not noticing us and compare that to how best scrub attempts to be noticed by us. >[x] Go fall into Sin-Fin’s lap, you have not been spoiled by her yetAs tempting as it is to show Fuego & his cohorts the amazing juxtaposition of strength & smoothness that is our abs (which are sadly overshadowed by the rest of Risa's buddies), we should go see the Sin-Fins and see how she's doing.
>>35886188Turn into man risa and pose?
>>35886184>the Great Pumpkinthat fucking no show?
>>35886118>  Go fall into Sin-Fin’s lap, you have not been spoiled by her yet>  Go sit with Jager and Azzy, they are fun folksWe collapse onto Sin-Fin and while on her lap, move both her and ourselves to the table with Azzy and Jager...
>>35886118I wonder if the demon of pure terror we have unleashed will kindly go back from whence he came once the stroke of midnight passes.
>>35886560If not we can always eat him. Claim Halloween as a worship day.
You look at Jager, then back to the posing men who, when you blink, seem to change poses instantly. She has her legs crossed, slightly bouncing her foot while she idly plays with the cherry in her mouth. Asmodeus whispers something to her, which makes her smile and laugh, and while she may deny what Azzy said the look on her eyes makes it clear she is agreeing. You wonder just what it is that makes her look at them that way, and makes Ryoko look at you that was as well. If Ryoko were here you could ask her, but she was not asked for in the doodle, and she rarely gets drawings done really so we have little to go on that—“Stay on target.” You command. Right, sorry.You ignore the annoyance of jealousy that demands you murder everyone because she is yours, and no that isn’t irrational because you are a bloody psychopath, and waddle over to Sin-Fin. She looks up at you, in her tank top and knickers after slipping out of the hot pizza outfit, and you lay down with your head on her lap. She looks down at you, totally empty from expression, as you nuzzle into her legs. “I just don’t get it Funny fins, I don’t like her giving other people something she doesn’t really give me that much. I can’t just murder her, and keep her eyes on my shelf, because then she will not spoil me as much as I want. What is this?” You demand.Sin-Fin looks around, trying to confirm if you are really you, then she nods. “Jealousy I… think.”“Jealousy?!” You snarl looking up.(1/2)
You regret your choice of tone at once as Sin-Fin flinches slightly, but doesn’t move. The sort of flinch that someone who expects pain would give, but has already given up hope on ending the pain in any way. The sort of flinch abused wives, and beaten dogs show despite doing their best to give someone as much love as they can. She just can’t understand. “Hey, come on, that description makes me feel like a monster.” Have you met you? “You might be right.” You say petting Sin-Fin’s leg. “I didn’t mean to raise my voice, chin up.”“Ok…ay.” She replies, but you are not certain if she really gets it.“So what do I do about this jealousy thing?” You wonder.Sin-Fin looks around, afraid that if she answers she will provoke your wrath. You glance up at her, and she takes that as a prompt to speak. “You should make her… want to look at… you only.” She ellipses. “Or you have to let her… go.”“No!” You snarl sitting up and glaring. “She is mine!” You say angrily.Sin-fin winces, and you get the feeling she is expecting a slap of some sort as she just nods, then closes her eyes. “I just thought you should… have it on the table.” She says.You look over at Jager as Asmodeus goes over to take a picture of the posing men. She takes a few, and with each flash they instantly change poses in a way that makes you uncomfortable because bloody hell is this game about the power of SCIENCE! And male sexuality?You look over at Jager drinking her fruity sweet drink and… Get more advice from Sin-Fin, when she isn’t being crazy she is insightful Go over to Jager, because her not paying attention to you upsets your mental imbalance. Pose! Make her want to look at you! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35886722> Get more advice from Sin-Fin, when she isn’t being crazy she is insightful
>>35886722> Go over to Jager, because her not paying attention to you upsets your mental imbalance.talk about movies, "How about the Leni Riefenstahl? Triumph of the Will had great cinematography huh?"I actually had to watch that for a film class
>>35886722> Get more advice from Sin-Fin, when she isn’t being crazy she is insightfulDo we have any candy left? We should share candy between the two of us (if there's any left).
>>35886722> Pose! Make her want to look at you!
>>35886722 Pose! Make her want to look at you!
>>35886722>Pat the Sin-Fin, she did good>[X] Go over to Jager, because her not paying attention to you upsets your mental imbalance.
>>35886722 Get more advice from Sin-Fin, when she isn’t being crazy she is insightfulalso if there is candy left share like we did the shortbreads.
Should we go and see Fuego's master, prostrate ourselves before him, and beg him to teach us his secrets?
>>35879435Wait, the plant's dressed as Destroyah? Good choice, though admittedly I wonder why not Biollante. Too hard to move in with the lack of visible legs?
>>35886722> Get advice from Sin Fin
>>35886722Does canon Jager know about the Nazi incident, Azure? You mentioned it earlier and Jager just kind of took it in stride. I mean, I thought it was a big secret. If it wasn't, well hell, most of that pivotal moment before the Mendel fuckery didn't matter whatsoever.
>Sin-Fin was dressed as a piece of pizza.
>>35886860She doesn't remember singing to the glory of humanity, and trying to kill you in the name of Nazi science, no.
>>35886860I don't think that we told her about that, yet. Maybe made some brief references, but no complete disclosure yet. The last mention of it was when Azzy did a scan of an unconscious Jager and told us that Jager's humanity is seeping back into her or something.
>>35886722Yeah, beginning to doubt the whole Jager/Risa true pairing thing. Lady's got desires, a victim complex, and a Nazi in her closet. She'll be there to wipe the snot off our nose when we she isn't busy stabbing us in the back, but I don't think she'll ever be invested in Risa in the way that people keep pushing for.
>>35884165>>35886915>>35886927>“I am a moral relativist at times, so good an evil are not as strictly defined. Besides, she made you Nazi, that just isn’t cool.” Not even a little.Therefore this statement is non-canon then?
>>35886981Essentially.You can not damage things in the canon world while in sort of omakes, though they may play into things slightly, or cause certain events to happen when canon returns
>>35886950Christ man I hope it works out. Emotionally invested in the two of them. I will actually be broken up if it all falls apart.
>>35886950Depends if Risa can actually into feelings if she works at it enough, or if she can jump-start the process somehow. And maybe not even then.
You ruffle Sin-Fin’s hair and she looks down, unable to fully understand just what it is you are doing, or why you are making her suffer like this oh god she knows you are just going to hurt her why do you torment her so it would be so much easier if you were never nice! “Monologue, seriously. What the hell?” Sorry, I get emotional about true love.You ignore that I ship you both and let Sin-Fin sulk in her own misery for a while. You slide next to Jager, and she doesn’t even notice you as she is watching the posing group. You tap her on the shoulder and she looks over to you. “Oh, hey Risa. What’s up?”“You are sure staring hard.” You say.“It’s not every day you see a bunch of buff guys posing, what’s wrong with watching?” She asks.Because you are not watching Risa. “Eh, who knows? Did you have a fun Halloween?” You ask.“More fun than I thought I would, this outfit is still a little much.” She says.“What’s wrong with it?” You wonder.“It’s a little tight around places. Anyway how about you? This whole thing was to score you some fun, did you, ah, enjoy yourself I guess would be the right word?” She wonders.“I guess.” You saw sucking on a piece of candy. “Wasn’t quite as scary as I thought it would be.” You say.(1/2)
The men all thrust and vanish in a flash of light, all going to where their manliness is needed next, while Fuego walks over to the bar and poses, the gentle wind of male sexuality blowing through his hair. Asmodeus sits down looking satisfied. “Those sorts of people are fun.” She says.“Hey, gimme some of those pictures when they develop, okay?” Jager asks.“What sort of people?” You wonder, containing your blinding rage.Asmodeus tilts her head. “If I had to describe it, they are people who simply don’t care about the rules. They are, hm, so confident they are making their own rules.” She says. “It is hard to explain, but you know them when you see them.”Right, anyway it is getting late. You decide to Be spoiled by Jager, you need to make this work something something! Go back to Sin-Fin, she is all alone See Fuego, he is being very distracting right now Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35887031>>35886950In today's modern society where sexuality is viewed as innate rather than something made via a conscious decision, we cannot rightly expect our mere existence, no matter how charming, to change Jager's sexual orientation to match our desires. Think of how much shit people give male protagonists for "screwing the lesbian straight". What we are trying to do with Jager is almost identical.
>>35887134> Other, please specifyKill something in a vile and sick manner to work off the "Jager just isn't that into us" angst
>>35887134> Be spoiled by Jager, you need to make this work something something!
>>35887134>See Fuego, he is being very distracting right nowWe hardly ever talk to him these days.
>>35887134> Go back to Sin-Fin> Bring her to sit next to Fuego while Jager busies herself awkwardly gawking in the corner.
>>35887134 Be spoiled by Jager, you need to make this work something something!
>>35887134> Be spoiled by Jager, you need to make this work something something!Finally out of Halloween candy.
>>35887134> Be candid with Jager. Goddamnit Risa, you're a big girl. Now use your words! You are unhappy that Jager is making eyes at the magnificent specimens of manhood, then you best try making that clear.
>>35887134>>35887303Huh Good option Swapping>>35887232for this.
>>35887134As a sub-option:> I'm hoping Fuego will keep Sin-Fin entertainedA true man would never allow a woman to sulk alone in her own self-pity.Also, I see what we are doing here to Sin-Fin, and it makes me sad. She needs us and obviously cares for us deeply. She just can't express herself, meaning she can only reciprocate what affection and attention we deign to throw her way.
>>35887134>>35887303This looks good. Im Late as hell though.
This isn't canonLets kill everyone, GTA rampage style
Temporarily cut to a scene of Giles having found a costume nut dressed as Godzilla and the two go on the most adorable rampage ever?
>>35887303"Jager, love, mind if I rest my head in your lap? Voices are acting up again. Might be the candy or the fact it's getting late... Might also have something to do with the way you were staring at Fuego and his mates.""I mean, I get it. You like the male anatomy. You like the dangly bits that the voices keep telling me I don't have. But you know, I could make some bits here or there. I just don't know what it would take to make you happy, to make you look at me the same as you look at those lot."
>>35887303this will only end in heart breaksome sad girls pig out on ice creamRisa will have to go to town on some pagan deity buffet.What's left in Japan?
>>35887450Spooktacular ends with Risa crying in a corner of the shrine. Pls no.
You flop on the table and stare at Jager as she looks back at you. Asmodeus starts on her candy, and you decide to try asking Jager about her personal feelings about stuff, using your words. “Hey, Jager, what do you want out of a romance, or a relationship of some kind?”“Something like that is sort of out there isn’t it? Do we really have time to worry about it?” She asks.“Humor me.” You say.Jager seems deep in thought. Finally she nods. “Yeah, something that works I guess.”“Explain it in words I can understand!” You demand.She looks annoyed, but crosses her arms and thinks. For a while the only sound in the club is of Fuego thrusting and Asmodeus carefully unwrapping her sweets. Finally Jager comes out of her thoughts and looks at you. “You know that show you like? The one with the gloomy family who makes you laugh, even though they are weird?”“You mean the Addams Family. They are both creepy and kooky.” You say.“Yeah. Well, the lead characters Morticia and Gomez are both weird, but they are weird in a way that makes them happy or something. I guess, hell I dunno, I just want a romance that’s like that. Something where our weirdness makes us both happy, and keeps us happy for a long time.” She says.“High standards.” Asmodeus notes.“Hypothetical or not, I want something serious that lasts, okay?” She explains.“Well, there is no harm in that.” Asmodeus replies.You fall into Jager’s lap and start chewing on caramel, her outfit allowing you to enjoy her muscles while also enjoying her softness because you have a strange sense of feeling. The smell of fresh apples fills your nose and you sigh as you think about what she said. That is a seriously high standard, that couple is perfect really. You chew on the caramel in thought while the scene shifts because it was asked. “Wait, that hurts my brain part—“ You start.(1/2?)
>>35887467If she's heartbroken, then for sure she has regained the use of her heart!
>>35887450That's when we bring back the Great Pumpkin/ Spirit of Halloween and let Risa kill that to drown her sorrows.
Montagoo D. Tabernackle holds their arms up to the side while sucking on a lollipop. Across from them a Godzilla clad youth also raises his arms and glares. Both take waddling steps until then get close and finally throw punches. When the clawed fists hit faces, the Japanese around them fall to the ground and start crawling away screaming about monsters, and the end of times. They both take small steps back and a Japanese man falls in-between them. He starts screaming and struggling on the ground, but not going anywhere as they both take steps back towards each other and throw another punch. They both have to step lightly on the man’s chest, and he gurgles and coughs up bloody before dying and falling limp below them.The punches are soft taps, forcing both of their unbalanced selves back. The Godzilla clad youth takes a deep breath and holds it. He holds it long enough for Sayaka to toddle away from in front of him, and then he lets it go in a howl that is supposed to be dragon breath. Your plant grabs a piece of Styrofoam and lifts it in the air. The Godzilla child looks panicked for a moment before turning away and huddling over. Plant throws it, and it bounces harmlessly off his tail piece. Godzilla kid looks back and raises his arms in a charge which Thomas meets in a similar pose. They bump into each other and fall over, weakly flailing their arms against each other to try and claim this plant.You blink away the stars as Jager lets you rest in her lap during the small scene shift. You shake your head as Jager enjoys her candy and glare. “Come on Monologue.” You say as the tart smell of grapefruits enter your nose.Hey, the people demanded it. You look up at Jager and… Ask her something (What?) Tell her it is about time you all headed back Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35887521> Ask her something (What?)"Jagerbombs, what's sex?"
>>35887521> Other: Can we please fight the great pumpkin, cutting away to an epilogue as battle is joined?I really need to sleep now
>>35887521Plantbro a best.
>>35887521>Jager... do I not make you happy? I try.. I'll keep trying every day.. I'll never stop. What am I missing? How am I failing?
>>35887521> "You gotta dream big love, else it'll never happen... At least we got the family part and crazy by the bucket. We'll figure the rest out as we go, even the whole peg A and slot B thing when it comes down to it."> Sin Fin's lonely. Comfort the Fin. In fact invite everyone into a big group hug while we appreciate the wonders of friendship...> And then the great pumpkin arrives
>>35887521>>35887588 Kinda want this.. but it seems like a downer and serious.. level shit..>>35887616Maybe a Mix of these two?
“Come on Jager, what’s wrong with me? I am trying my best to make you happy. Just tell me what I need to do, and I will do it! I try really hard every day” You say. Marx would have something to say about you valuing yourself based on how hard you try. “I don’t know who that is!” You object“Eh?” Jager looks confused. “Did you have too much to drink?” She asks.“Well, we got the family and the crazy down.” You grumble clinging tight to your plastic pumpkin. “We can figure out slots, and pegs, and rounds, and squares later.” You explain to her, but not really.“Okay, you have had way too much to drink.” Jager explains lifting you up.“No! I have to fight The Great Pumpkin!” You object.“Thanks for having us.” Jager politely says farewell to Asmodeus.Your group leaves the club and walks through the deserted streets, while you continue mumbling about The Great Pumpkin, and how you will make the slots hella work. Jager gives you some soft bounces along the way and keeps saying soothing things as you cling to her. You feel like you are being pulled off of her as you get closer to the shrine, so you cling tighter. Jager looks down at you, and then makes a “Eh?” Sound.You glance back and are face to face with the sleepy eyes of Aterrorizando Relajación. You blink as one slow arm climbs up your shoulder and pulls the sloth hollow closer to you. “How long have you been there?” You ask.He blinks slowly, his smile tearing apart your mind. “As long as you have had nightmares.” He replies.You are about to say something, but he covers your mouth and shushes you. “Shhhhh, forever.” He explains.You scream as loud as you can, and pray Jager can protect you.Risa Schrodinger’s Halloween Holloween Spooktacular end!Okay, here seems to be a good place to end it. Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, discussing why my wine is so dry, etc.
>>35887833>“As long as you have had nightmares.”AR confirmed for Old One in disguise.
>>35887833thanks for runniningIs Jager oblivious to our incoherent and incompetent come ons or is she just trying to ignore it?
>>35887833NOT RAPE SLOTH!
>>35887833Thanks for running dude. Hell if there is anything on steam you want give a shoutout. Otherwise I suppose I'll try to pass on stuff in another quest.
>>35887907No idea man. It's pretty clear Risa would do anything for Jager at this point. Literally allowing her to kill her. So... who the hell knows.
>>35887917Give him the gift of Deadly Premonition, even if the PC version is borked
>>35887907Thanks for playingA little of both. Jager sort of gets the idea sometimes, but Risa also doesn't really know how to explain what she wants. It's like a blind woman explaining color to someone only going on what the voices in her head tell her it is like. Sometimes Risa just doesn't make sense, and when she does make sense Jager knows not to press it because there be wolves down that path. Werewolves.>>35887917Ah, that was quite kind of you to offer! Unfortunate nothing came of it, but there is nothing I really feel a need for on steam at the moment!Thanks for playing dude!
>>35887932Ehh if he want's it sure.
>>35887950is it still $2.50 ?
>>35887980No idea man. I'll look. I picked up a 50$ steam card and grabbed myself Valkyria chronicles or whatever the hell it is then said fuck it I'll spend the rest on gifts. That plan has not worked out well so far.
>>35887980It's 6.50 USD but That's well within my range. Want a copy?
>>35888020nah, my brother bought it back on sale, adding to the PS3 director's cut and the original 360 version I already have.just curious if the price cut was still up.do yourself a favor and get Costume Quest 2, its fun.thanks for the offer anon
>>35888118You seem overjoyed, yet I know not why!>>35888166... Liberals?
>>35888171Risa's candy treat of choice?
>>35888171Risa finally manages to speak and articulate feelings when?
>>35888220Prolly endgame threadJager friendzones her
>>35888232Risa destroys existence... or becomes a duplicate of sin-fin.
>>35888212How would Risa take being friendzoned?and by how I mean "how bad does she take it?"
>>35888252If... just the looks from Jager at other people in Azzy's bar are any indication. Not well.. at all.
>>35888220When she can fully get what it is she is feeling, and gets a vocabulary that can handle expressing it>>35888252She doesn't believe in the "friendzone", she has folks she wants, and mates. That is just the way things are.It probably won't be end game, and there is probably something waiting for you in you seal the deal to make up for my lack of ability at writing lewd things.I should not be trusted with money while drunk
>>35888252She laughs! Nosebleed!Hollow hole slowly gets bigger. All those pesky feelings she picked up are lost in a trickle.The Laughing genocide lives up to it's moniker.
>>35888296Risa is pretty good at genocide
>>35888303What has Risa genocided again?
>>35888303I fully and freely admit the only reason I vote to be a good Risacat is for the Jager bombs. If Risa loses her or she ditches Risa. The Destroy the everything train is started up again.
>>35888312Quincies, lokis, bounts, and her insurance.>>35888315That is certainly an interesting way to look at it
>>35888358>Quinciesbut there's at least 3 in the shrine (they don't pay rent do they?)
>>35888368They do not live in the shrine, they live at their house and visit the shrine from time to time
>>35888382Is Risa the kind of (ex)person that smiles when they are (really)sad?
>my lack of ability at writing lewd things.You only get better by doing.post a pastebinfic anonymously and gauge the reaction
>>35888444hot damn double trips
>>35888406She always smiles, but yes. Laughing while crying in a corner to herself is her way.>>35888444Ah, it is hard for me to even complete them really, they end up sounding terribly silly by around paragraph two or so. I will consider it, but I find it hard to get in the mood, as it were
Thank you to whoever archived, by the way!
>>35888479>"Risa! I can't... perform under these conditions! the laugh track is distracting me!">*gets hit with pie*
>>35888617>*Suddenly seltzer water.* "I guess you could say I make you mighty wet!" *Honk honk*> "I do not know why I thought this was a good idea."
That's about it from me tonight! If you have any more questions, concerns, comments, accusations, butt assessments, or lewd ideas about seltzer water and pie post them and I will try to address them ASAP, or just hit up my ask.fm. Or my email. Or Twitter. Or steam. Or Skype.I have an astounding number of ways with which people can contact me, so choose your favorite and make your move.
>>35888733>Or steam. Or Skype.I have no idea what your steam or skype are and I can't for the life of me figure out why I suddenly care, seeing as I haven't used either of them in years.