Previous Thread: http://archive.moe/tg/thread/35794495/Also at: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35794495A couple weeks ago, your life was fine. Well, in all fairness, being a "security consultant" for Chalcedon was never the easiest job, but still. You had money, you got to go home at the end of the day, you could feel safe when you weren't on the job. Then Maxine Hunter took over the company and you barely made it out alive.You got your revenge, with the help of your accomplice, the anonymous "Raimes." Maxine's kid - Clara - was easy pickings, and apparently Mrs. Hunter didn't expect you to try to kidnap the girl. You grabbed her after her school let out and ran for it.There have just been a few wrinkles in the time since you picked her up.One, her mother isn't coughing up the cash. You think she's probably just playing hardball, but there's no way to be sure. There could be something else at work.Two, you've become increasingly suspicious of this whole thing, especially your accomplice, Raimes. You only know them as a voice in a phone, and the operation is starting to feel like a set-up.Three, the girl seems to be insane. She apparently decided she was in love with you "at first sight," even though her "first sight" of you was you grabbing her off the street and trussing her up and gagging her in your backseat.You switched safe houses and tied the girl to the bed, drifting off to sleep on the other side of the room.Your pleasant sleep is interrupted by a loud thump. When you look over at the origin of the sound, you see Clara on the ground, still mostly trussed up (only having undone the binding that kept her tied to the bed), trying to wriggle her way towards you like a caterpillar.>Ask her what the hell she's doing.>Pretend to still be asleep, find out what she's doing by watching.>This could be a trap of some kind. Draw your weapon.>Write-in.
>>35814187>Pretend to still be asleep, find out what she's doing by watching.
>>35814187>Pretend to still be asleep, find out what she's doing by watching.>This could be a trap of some kind. Draw your weapon.Hold off acting for now, but hand on the grip, finger off the trigger.
>>35814187>Ask her what the hell she's doing.>Write-inCheck the Internet, see if what information we can easily dig up on Maxine and Clara.What's been happening at Chalcedon?And are we sure that there was only one tracking device?
>>35814187>Ask her what the hell she's doing.>This could be a trap of some kind. Draw your weapon.Stabbing senses, tingling
>>35814290>And are we sure that there was only one tracking device?If it wasn't, why are we alive?
>>35814187[X] Put it in.
>>35814187>>Pretend to still be asleep, find out what she's doing by watching.>>This could be a trap of some kind. Draw your weapon.
>>35814187>>Pretend to still be asleep, find out what she's doing by watching.
You adjust slightly on the couch, letting your mouth drop open and your half-lidded eyes turn to where Clara's currently crawling towards you. She wriggles along the ground with an admirable diligence, slowly making her way towards you. Her trajectory's a beeline, and the moment she gets close to your couch, your hand automatically reaches to your sidearm, quietly pulling it out of the holster, keeping your finger off the trigger.Clara, for her part, pulls herself up onto the couch with you, disrupting you as she flops down next to you. You keep your gun quietly trained on her through the whole process, watching her carefully. She's lying down facing away from you, her head resting on the edge of your pillow. She seems oblivious to the fact that you're conscious as she curls her body backwards into yours, purring happily as she settles in... to sleep, apparently.>Okay, now you have to ask what the hell she's doing.>Wrap an arm around her so she can't run off. Then go to sleep. You can deal with this nonsense in the morning.>Get up, get up, put her back in bed and tell her not to do that again.>Write-in.
>>35814438>Wrap an arm around her so she can't run off. Then go to sleep. You can deal with this nonsense in the morning.It's pretty obvious what she's doing, and that she'll probably just do it again... or something even MORE annoying. So just ignore her for now.
>>35814438>Wrap an arm around her so she can't run off. Then go to sleep. You can deal with this nonsense in the morning.well at least she's not trying to run away...and warmth is always goodi'd suggest tying her up to us but that might be a little too much
>>35814438>Wrap an arm around her so she can't run off. Then go to sleep.
>>35814438>>Okay, now you have to ask what the hell she's doing.
>>35814564That... I'm actually a little impressed.
>>35814594Thank you, Lion King has no d's or e's, so that bit was a challenge.
>>35814438>Get up, get up, put her back in bed and tell her not to do that again.this isn't how kidnappings are supposed to go
>>35814438>Wrap an arm around her so she can't run off. Then go to sleep. You can deal with this nonsense in the morning.
>>35814438What exactly is our side arm?
>>35814761A custom pistol.
>>35814773Obrez, got it.
>>35814773How custom? This is "cyberpunk", we should know how HSLD it is.
>>35814773She's still tied up right?
It's back. I'm redy
>>35814824Not OP, but I'd assume yes. Thus with the inch-worm impression.
>>35814438>>Get up, get up, put her back in bed and tell her not to do that again.
>>35814438>What in the blue balls of hell are you doing?
>>35814438>Get up, get up, put her back in bed and tell her not to do that again.Continue the cockblocking.Anti-sex defences are holding steady at 94%
>>35814438>Okay, now you have to ask what the hell she's doing.
>>35814940>94%Silly anon, our cockblocking shields have been holding steady at a paranoid 1100%
>>35814493>>35814510>>35814542>>35814649>>35814949>>35814887>>35814587>>35814640>>35814872>>35814940Calling it here.
>>35814438>>>Get up, get up, put her back in bed and tell her not to do that again.
I HAVE AN IDEA ON STOPPING HER FROM BEING INTERESTED IN US, IT MIGHT JUST WORK!>Tell her we are married.>Act impassive when she's crying over it.
This fucking kid... you sigh, audibly, and slowly wrap one arm around her neck, like you used to do with your beagle when you were a kid. She gives a tiny little squeak of surprise before settling in happily, giving off a little hum. Her half-free hand struggles to make its way up; when she manages to place it over yours, she awkwardly works to entwine her fingers with yours.Literally insane.You holster your gun and try to go back to sleep. It's been a while since you slept with a woman, but another warm body in bed with you is... well, it's not unpleasant. Even if the girl in question is clearly screwed up in the head.You manage to fall asleep quickly, like this.* * *"Angel? Sweetie? Pumpkin?" Clara's voice is soft and sweet as it stirs you out of your sleep. She's still facing away from you, and her fingers are gently brushing the back of your hand."What?" You're a little irritated. It's pretty early, and you're pretty certain that you were having a nice dream, even as it escapes you."Sorry, angel..." she says, voice demure. "It's just... I have to use the little girl's room. And I can't, really, like this... you know? I've been holding it in, because I didn't want to bother you, sweetheart, but you know, I really do have to go... those burritos didn't help either..."It takes you a moment to realize what she's talking about, and you rub at your eyes as you sit up, letting your arm relax around her neck. "Right, forgot about that. Expected you to be gone by now, honestly.">Untie her. She's been a good girl and you honestly don't think it's an act.>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.>Write-in.
>>35814988Y'know, that wouldn't work. >She wouldn't have to know AnonIs the likely response.
>>35814988But we need a ring
>>35815025>>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.
>>35815025>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.Paranoia is the wind beneath our wings
>>35815025>Untie her. She's been a good girl and you honestly don't think it's an act.I sincerely doubt that she's going to run or anything like that.
>>35815025>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.Not doing everything for her. Fuck that.
>>35815025>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.>Unholster your gun and make sure to be clear of the door as she goes, making sure beforehand to lock the windows if there are any
>>35815025>>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.Its always when they go to the toilet they escape
>>35815025Depends. If the bathroom is one you can't really hope to escape from, like without windows, untie her and just keep an eye on the hallway. Give her SOME privacy. If there's a chance she could escape, untie her, but keep lien of sight.
>>35815025>>Keep her well and truly boundNo chances. This could all be a trick. No matter how she acts, she's still a prisoner and must be treated as one.
>>35815025>Untie her. She's been a good girl and you honestly don't think it's an act.If had any interest in getting away she had plenty of opportunity to do so in the night.
>>35815025If you let her off without a Klondike bar, you'll have a bad time.
>>35815123Anon what would you do for a Klondike bar?
>>35815025>>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.
>>35815123Don't you know it.
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that either:A) Raimes is actually a researcher examining the effects of abnormalities in kidnap victim behaviour on the kidnapper.B) The whole thing is being recorded and broadcast as a slice of life styled show on the Cyberpunk edition of HBO.C) life is coming back to kick us in the balls in the most inventive of fashions.
>>35815025>Untie her. She's been a good girl and you honestly don't think it's an act.still no reason not to be careful, keep your ear on the door and your hand on your gun.also, a quick confirmation that there's nothing hidden in the room might not be a bad idea
>>35815025>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.
>>35815137Kill the dinosaurs
>>35815025>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.
>>35815025>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.j
>>35815025>Keep her well and truly bound, personally see to her bathroom activities. No matter how gross they may be.Can't trust her yet.
>>35815025>Undo just enough of her bonds for her to go to the bathroom without assistance.Seriously we still don't trust her ass.
>>35815046>>35815058>>35815069>>35815070>>35815167>>35815181>>35815201>>35815064>>35815090>>35815100>>35815154>>35815071>>35815092>>35815140>>35815164>>35815170>>35815188>>35815192>>35815214Calling it here.
are you guys forgetting how bad that stuff can get after a fast-food grade burritos?
>>35815246That's kinda why I didn't go with personally escorting her, Cyberpunk taco shits are the worst.
>>35815246This is the future, I assumed that the whole "your ass opens up like a B52 bomber" thing had been fixed.
>>35815283Not even the future can fix fast-food burrito after-effects.
>>35815230>seven for untie her a little>four for untie her fully>eight for don't untie herFPTP wins again!
>>35815283I would assume its worse since future food is even more synthetic
>>35815283You'd think that wouldn't you?
>>35815283I've never gotten that, actually.
>>35815351You realize you've just called the universe down on you right?
>>35815299Wouldn't happen if she'd eaten a Klondike bar instead.
>>35815332Actually, it wasn't even four for untying her. It was three, and one for dealing with it in accordance to the risk of escape.
>>35815351You have never had a burrito then?Or are you some kind of mutant?
"Okay, okay, uh," you start, looking down at her. She's trussed up pretty damn tightly, around the arms and legs, except for her right forearm, which is free since her recent "escape." She looks up at you with big, hopeful eyes, as you consider what to do.The kid's crazy, and you don't trust her. As... unpleasant as this no doubt will be, you have to get this done. You lift her up, bridal style, and carry her into the bathroom. She can't stroke your face because you grab her from the opposite side this time, leaving her unable to reach you despite her firmest intentions.You lift the lid and place her on the toilet, her skirt and panties still on. "Uh," she starts, before you lean down to her thighs, undoing the bonds there and on her calves. She blushes a rosy red when you reach under her skirt for her panties, pulling them slowly down to rest below her knees. You watch her the whole time she does her job, and she averts her gaze, her cheeks a brilliant shade of pink the entire time as the sounds of her evacuating her bowels and bladder reach your ears.After a long time, she's well and truly done. "I, I can't wipe my butt like this, sweetheart," she stammers, staring at your feet.>Wipe her ass yourself.>Just pull up her panties.>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.>Write-in.
>>35815419Oh, I've had my share of late-night burritos when I was drunk and desperate. I went to college.Apparently I'm just a mutant. Lamest mutant power ever.
>>35815382Question: If the universe is about to come down on you, did it eat a burrito first?
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.
>>35815445>Wipe her ass yourself.
>>35815445>>Just pull up her panties.Not worth the risk of a trick. She can have a shower when she's back at home.
>>35815445>>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.
>>35815351Me either. Seems like practically eceryone on the internet has IBS though.
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.And leave it unbound just long enough for her to wash her hands.
>>35815338Look how happy he is!
You guys are fucking disgusting creeps you know that right?
>>35815445>>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.We are a professional, but even professionals have limits.
>>35815445>>Wipe her ass yourself.
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.This is gross.
>>35815496I voted not to be creepy. Twice so far, in fact.
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.Nah, not going there
>>35815450>Lamest mutant power is immunity to burritos.What about decaying everything you touch?Think of the implications.>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.Tie it up afterwards. Also get a call to Raimes about how the deal is going.
>>35815445Untie her hand, and let her do it, after leaving the bathroom, this is just disgusting.
>>35815496I can practically SMELL the samefag in this thread.
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.And make sure she washes her hands too.
This is not as romantic as I'd thought it would be.
>>35815496She's creepier though...Seriously though, who declared love to their kidnapper.Who in their right mind would....
>>35815445>>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.ya same fagging is happening
>>35815496Not our fault someone invited /d/
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it
>>35815445>Fuck it, undo one of her hands and let her do it.Do it.
>>35815463>>35815475>>35815477>>35815492>>35815495>>35815499>>35815510>>35815515>>35815521>>35815533>>35815538>>35815541>>35815547>>35815563>>35815566>>35815573>>35815574>>35815591>>35815469>>35815500>>35815525>>35815532>>35815535>>35815552>>35815553>>35815580>>35815583>>35815584Calling it here. Wow, we sure have a lot of voters!Stop samefagging my quest.
>>35815612Right, point taken.
>>35815621God they're super fucking obvious about it.
>>35815576Does it smell like burrito?
>>35815661Nah it smells like a Klondike bar
>>35815659I'm pretty sure it's time for OP to just stop offering choices like "wipe her ass yourself". Because those are the ones that are going to get samefagged to hell and back.
>>35815674Seriously, what's with the Klondike bar? Is this a new religion I never heard about?
>>35815621>>35815659Not me boss, my internet is too slow...M bet is that the Klondite bar guy is doing it just to further the pollution of the tread.
Wiping your ass after taking a burrito crap can be painful.Alleviate the burn by wiping with a Klondike bar.
>>35815708Wow Anon, that was pretty lame, you can do better than that.
first rape anons now samefags
>>35815689Agreed, remove creepy options, cute is fine but creepy/disgusting are no-nos due to their RED BUTTON status.
>>35815723I doubt it.
>>35815723I'm sorry, I have an arsenal of these, but finding relevant ones are hard.
>>35815746That Anon can do better? I think he can.
>>35815753it's okay Anon, it happens to all of us from time to time.
>>35815753Did you make them or just find them somewhere?Can I get a link?
>>35815827I am making all of these.
"Oh, for fuck's sake," you say, rolling your eyes. You undo the bindings on her right arm, and she quickly squirms and wriggles to get herself clean, using up a lot of toilet paper as she does. Eventually, she flushes the toilet, apparently feeling that her task is done. "You finished up, then?"She nods, her cheeks still a beautiful shade of pink. You pull up her panties - she has to wriggle to let you - and then maneuver her over to the sink, helping her wash off her hand. Your taller body towers over her small frame, her back pressing into your chest as you rub soap all over her hand. When it's properly cleaned, you quickly towel it off before tying her back up fully and lifting her up, bridal style, carrying her back to the couch in the main room and dumping her there. She stretches out when she's on the couch, arching her back to present her bust to you."So," Clara starts, staring up at you from the crouch, "darling, what are we going to do now?">Get her mother's passwords from her, see what you can do with them.>Get her mother's passwords from her, see what Raimes can do with them.>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.>Get in contact with her mother, put more pressure on her.>Write-in.
>>35815846>made all of them...well...colour me impress.
>>35815906>>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.Depending on what Raimes says, we'll pick a new move.
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.mhmm
>>35815906>Write-in.Go out and get a pair of burner phones and phone cards with cash. Use those to get in contact with Raimes to see what's happened since last night. Look for alternative transportation in case our car is compromised.
>>35815906>>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.>Get in contact with her mother, put more pressure on her.>Tell the mom she'd better be careful, or the next time you'll have to wipe her daughter's ass for her!
>>35815906Can we go get a Klondike bar?>Get her mother's passwords from her, see what Raimes can do with them.
>>35815753How many is an arsenal?
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.Can't be a worse idea than it already is, so fuck it.
>>35815689>>35815744What's the big problem?
>>35815976Good idea, unless we already have them
>>35815906>Get her mother's passwords from her, see what you can do with them."I'd like to know those passwords you mentioned yesterday. One of them might access something that'll give me a leg up on your mother."
>>35816002There's no problem, people are just bitching
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.>Get in contact with her mother, put more pressure on her.
>>35815906>Get her mother's passwords from her, see what you can do with them.then>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.
What I love about this, is that the passwords are obviously plot important, but we keep ignoring them, because we know it can only lead to bad times.
we should check how well little Clara can act i mean, what kind of mother could keep a stone face as her daughter is crying for her to pay her ransom before she end up defiled and turned into a sex slave
>>35816002Its someone's fetish that doesn't come up a lot outside of like diaper threads so they're gonna push for it
>>35816000Many. I'd dump them, but I'm just trying to enrich the RP experience by introducing the cool peppermint flavor of Klondike bars.
>>35815976>>35816071>>35816003You can just assume that any trash equipment you could buy easily, you have already. I don't want to waste updates purchasing/obtaining items there's no risk involved buying.
>>35815906>Get in contact with Raimes, see what's happened since last night.Regardless, he's our safest bet at the deal.And alittle intel never hurt either.
>>35816099Alright, if we already have it, then just call up Raimes, preferably from somewhere other than our safehouse.
>>35816112>Implying Raimes isn't feeding us false info so he can take all the money and buy klondike bars with it.
>>35816146Invalid vote. You can't rape the willing.
>>35816061:D you retrieved an old one from the last thread!
>>35816112>safest betYes, because the guy using a fake name and a voice filter is SO trustworthy. I'd be willing to bet this "Raimes" person is actually Clara's mother. How else would they have conveniently deactivated her tracking chip without having been there when we took her?
>>35816252Actually I'm the guy you made that for, I posted Robocop first, then you made it better with that one, so I snagged it.
>>35816170You can't force feed those who love the Klondike.
>>35816264>How else would they have conveniently deactivated her tracking chip without having been there when we took her?hacking 101?
>>35816292What is that, Friends?
>>35816333That's very clearly the Karate Kid.
>>35816346I thought it was Howard Stark.
>>35816346Who/What is the Karate Kid?
"We," you say, careful to put air quotes around the word, "are not doing anything. *I* am going to call my accomplice and get a sitrep, and move on from there."You call up Raimes on a different burner phone, waiting patiently for the staticky voice to come on the line. After two rings, it does. "Raimes speaking," they say. "Is the girl in good condition? The mother's making noises, and I'd prefer to have a fresh audiofile to give her. Include the phrase 'striker seven' in there, the mother requested it. She's probably just stalling, but there's no sense in not giving her it anyway.""I'll do it when we're finished speaking. Any updates?""Your call to her made her panic. She's being much more proactive in looking for her daughter, now. There have been a couple incidents with her teams as a consequence. You should have left it to me.""Sorry if I want to make sure everything's aboveboard.""I have no reason to betray you," Raimes says. Their voice sounds almost sour, even though it's just the same, constant tone. "To be honest, I am more preoccupied with hurting Mrs. Hunter than with financial gain, though I certainly plan to enjoy both.""That so?""It is.">You don't know what Raimes' motive is, and they speak through a voice modulator. How do they expect you to trust them?>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?>Whatever. Hang up and record Clara telling her mother she's okay.>Hang up, but put the pressure on her mom. Record Clara tearfully begging her mother to please pay the money before she gets raped.>Write-in.
>>35816398Oh.Is it any good?
>>35816407>>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?
>>35816407Striker seven, is Raimes an idiot? That's OBVIOUS FUCKING CODE, so obvious that it probably isn't code, because of how obvious it is, or maybe it is, in an attempt to trick us with it's obviousness.
>>35816411Watch the new one, its are much better then the original.
>>35816407>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?Then>You don't know what Raimes' motive is, and they speak through a voice modulator. How do they expect you to trust them?
>>35816407>You don't know what Raimes' motive is, and they speak through a voice modulator. How do they expect you to trust them?Stop bouncing us around.The only one who can do that is Young...
>>35816407>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?
>>35816411just watch all the movies they are good
>>35816407>>You don't know what Raimes' motive is, and they speak through a voice modulator. How do they expect you to trust them?>>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?
>>35816494not the third one, it's terrible.
>>35816333No, this is friends.Best friends
>>35816407>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?let's make a mental note to ask clara about that striker seven thing before recording it for her mom it COULD be her "berserk button" but if she really loves us, things could go fine...or maybe it's just like a "shoes on head" for audio files to her
>>35816575How do you make it an imprint that only the person it's imprinted on, can activate?
>>35816407Make her say striker seven, but make sure to do it indirectly. Make her spell it out instead of saying it normally.
>>35816407>How is Mrs. Hunter, incidentally?let's make a mental note to ask clara about that striker seven thing before recording it for her mom it COULD be her "berserk button" but if she really loves us, things should go fine...or maybe it's just a way for her to confirm it's a fresh recording
>>35816407>Write-inSet up a speakerphone call on a burner phone so that Clara can talk to her mother live.
>>35816566Look at that man in middle-rightHe is sad because he doesn't have creamy chocolate thing.
>>35816566You have one for everything don't you?
Rolled 17 (1d20)test
>>35816520the third one wasnt as good as the first two
>>35816624Fuck no, I'm doing these on the fly. Feel free to make a Klondike request.
>>35816653Can I request a Klondike Pyramid Head?
>>35816653Klondike inside a KlondikeKlondike with a dikeKlondike with a clown
>>35816407>You don't know what Raimes' motive is, and they speak through a voice modulator. How do they expect you to trust them?
"I don't know your motives, you speak through a goddamn voice modulator, I've never seen your face. How do you expect me to trust you?"There's a long pause on the other end of the line, and you worry after a bit that they hung up or something. Then they speak. "This is the only form of speech available to me, I'm afraid. I could use a text to speech program, if you prefer, but it would be slow. My vocal cords are... not what they used to be.""Then tell me what's in it for you. Tell me what you're after.""Following Mrs. Hunter's ascension, she made some adjustments in funding, which lead to your rather violent firing, and I have already determined they will lead to mine. I would like those adjustments to be... reversed. I do not believe Mrs. Hunter can be convinced of this, so I am attempting to undermine her position to the point that she will be forced to resign.""And how is Mrs. Hunter doing, at present?"There's a pause, Raimes apparently considering things. "She is beginning to feel the pressure, I believe. She does not wish to publicize her daughter's kidnapping, and she has not spoken to the police. I anticipate that, with a degree of patience on our part, we can make her afraid enough to pay up.">You could encourage her more quickly. Make a little "home movie" with her daughter, send it to her.>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part.>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.>Write-in.
>>35816774>it's our captive's sister>she hates her mom for doting on the sister>wants her out of her way
>>35816791>>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.
>>35816791>>You could encourage her more quickly. Make a little "home movie" with her daughter, send it to her.Cut a finger off in said video
>>35816791>>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part.>>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.
>>35816791>You could encourage her more quickly. Make a little "home movie" with her daughter, send it to her.
>>35816791>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part.Be polite though, point out that if Raimes was in your position, they'd want exactly the same thing.
>>35816791>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part.
>>35816791>You could encourage her more quickly. Make a little "home movie" with her daughter, send it to her.I wonder if Raimes is an AI or something like that.
>>35816791>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording
>>35816686He's not real, he just represents the regret of choosing a bland ice cream sandwich.
Anybody else find the OP pick wildly inappropriate now since it's essentially the complete opposite of what's happening?>>35816791>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.
>>35816897That's fucking awesome.
>>35816791>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.>>>>put the pressure on her mom. Record Clara tearfully begging her mother to please pay the money before she gets raped.that should work fine
>>35816930But they will be tears of joy and arousal
>>35816791>Fine. Hang up and get the damned recording.
>>35816904>Anybody else find the OP pick wildly inappropriate now since it's essentially the complete opposite of what's happening?Our hostage is able to escape any time she wants and i have seen any cyberpunk yet. So yeah i agree
>>35816791>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part.If a no-go, set up a speakerphone chat.
>>35816791>You could encourage her more quickly. Make a little "home movie" with her daughter, send it to her.after>You still don't trust Raimes. Ask for a show of trust on their part."I'll make the film for you, but first, would you be so kind as to give me a show of trust yourself?"
So what's the probability that she's a robot?
>>35817021Given the fact she just took a shit in front of us, I'd say low. Cyborg or clone, maybe. But not a robot.
>>35817037Sounds about right.
>>35817037Pretty robots can't take a dump...
>>35817050>implying she couldn't have a garbage disposal in her stomach to make it SEEM like she's a girl
>>35817069Yes they could
>>35816791GIVE US THE FUCKING ICECREAM RAIMES
>>35817107What is that from?
>>35817107No fucking clue
hey what did or company do like what are the services or products dose it produce
So is it Ray-Mez, or Ray-mees?
>>35816820>>35816828>>35816891>>35816904>>35816971>>35816832>>35816840>>35816868>>35816914>>35816976>>35817020>>35816823>>35816838>>35816887>>35816930>>35817020Show of trust looks to be winning.>>35817174They're a military supplier: weapons, cybernetics, armor, vehicles, systems, etc.>>35817176The "e" is silent. "Rayms."
>>35817174It's a fucking security company. There's only one thread in the damn archives, it's not that fucking much to ask that you at least familiarize yourself with what the fuck is going on.
>>35817233i forgot chill the fuck out
>>35817233You were "security," which was a euphemism for "wetwork." The company itself is much bigger than that.
>>35817218Rayms? That's both new, and fine, thanks for clearing it up.
Can we please pretend this is the main character. Sort of makes sense.
>>35817329we are a dude so use boto
>>35817329Except for the fact we're a dude and mostly human. Just those minor things.
>>35817347>>35817348But the love of Klondike bars is just as real.
>>35817376I doubt it. Seeing as how in the grim cyberpunk future Klondike bars have been erased from the face of the planet.
>>35817383That kinda jives with my mental image.
>>35817389You don't mean that, tell me you don't!
>>35817389the is not a funny joke in fact thats the worst kind of joke
"I need a show of trust if we're going to keep going with this," you say into the phone. "If our positions were reversed, you'd be saying the same thing."There's a pause. "This plan may fail. You might be taken captive and tell them what you know. I can't give you my identity; I am not as physically adept as you, not anymore, so there is no chance of me escaping unaided if I'm found. You have to understand my position.""And you have to understand mine," you reply."I... I don't know what I can give you. I apologize. I will attempt to find some way to show I harbor no ill intent towards you. I would like to reassure you, explicitly, that I do not. You have been helpful, and I want to ensure that our relationship ends on a positive note. I will call you when I have... a peace offering."Raimes hangs up at that. You hope they aren't planning on screwing you.You turn to Clara, who looks at you, expectantly.>Get a clean, quick recording. Have her say "neves rekirts," just in case.>Get a clean, quick recording. Include "striker seven.">Let's get a little scarier. Have her act terrified, record her as she begs for her mother to help her, please.>Write-in.
>>35817420>>Get a clean, quick recording. Include "striker seven."
>>35817420>Write-inSpeakerphone. Seriously, it avoids the issue of having her use the code phrase AND gets some live action, which ratchets up the tension.
>>35817420>>Get a clean, quick recording. Have her say "neves rekirts," just in case.my paranoia is kicking in
>>35817394Except Batou is, after the major, the most cyborized person in Section 9.
>>35817420Honestly, I kind of feel bad for Raimes now, yeah I still don't trust him as far as i could throw him, but if what he says is true, I feel like a jerk now.
>>35817407>>35817417It's not a joke, their power was judged as too powerful so all of the Cybercorps got together and erased even the mention of the treat from every database. Mention of them is cause for immediate termination for the only half dozen or so people who remember them. >>35817420>Get a clean, quick recording. Include "striker seven."
>>35817420>>Write-in.Grill her on the significance of striker seven.
>>35817420>Get a clean, quick recording. Have her say "neves rekirts," just in case.If this was her plan all along I'm going to be so pissed.
>>35817420>Let's get a little scarier. Have her act terrified, record her as she begs for her mother to help her, please.still make her say "neves rekirts" at some point
>>35817490Wait, so this is Fahrenheit 451 but with ice cream sandwiches?
>>35817347Damn morally questionable CEOs, trying to kill us and take away our Klondikes.
>>35817420>Get a clean, quick recording. Have her say "neves rekirts," just in case.
>>35817420>Write-in.Scarier, with striker seven written on something out of clara's point of view.
>>35817420>>Let's get a little scarier. Have her act terrified, record her as she begs for her mother to help her, please.
>>35817420>>Get a clean, quick recording. Include "striker seven."There must be a reason they asked us for this, and I don't feel like screwing around with him.
>>35817498And if it's a trigger phrase, asking her about it could set it off. It's best to totally avoid the issue.
>>35817538Yes. Now don't mention them again, I don't want a Shadowrun team on my head.
>>35817347Whoops forgot pictureDamn morally questionable CEOs, trying to kill us and take away our Klondikes.
>>35817569That fucking made me laugh 10/10
>>35817420>Get a clean, quick recording. Include "striker seven."Ask Clara about the code phrase first, see if she knows anything about it. Other than that, I'm pretty sure it's just a method for the mother to confirm that we aren't using an old recording. And if it is a trigger phase, I'd rather find out while we're in a safehouse instead of at a less convenient time.
>>35817420Have her say "percussorem septem".
>>35817569Oh anon, you're the best.
>>35817554Maybe with a bunch of cut out letters from a magazine for extra flair/security.
>>35817601Friendly reminder, she is currently restrained. If it is a trigger phrase now would be as good a time as any to learn about it.
>>35817601>if it is a trigger phase, I'd rather find out while we're in a safehouseAs opposed to simply not springing the trap in the first place? Seriously, I don't understand you.
>>35817601honestly we should take out our gun when recording it, just in case.
>>35817722Nope, we get whatever we get at this point, anon because too many people voted to take no precautions.
>>35817777R.I.P. us, it was nice knowing you(me?)
>>35817538In the dystopian future, terrible books are published, and Klondikes are melted.
>>35817812I'm half convinced the OP isn't gonna hit us too hard, because by now he should realize that he's dealing with several room-temperature IQs.
>>35817857And room temperature isn't too good for ice cream.
>>35817850Goddamn it Anon, my sides are missing now.
>>35817850>Klondikes are meltedIdontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
>>35817890CREAM FOR THE CHOCOLATE GOD, FOIL FOR THE WRAPPING THRONE.
>>35817936MORE ICECREAM FOR THE KLONDIKE GOD
>>35817956Abaddon, the destroyer of chocolate. Conqueror of sweets.
You take out a notepad and scribble out a new note for Clara to read out, this time including the phrase "striker seven" in the middle. You hold your hand on your holster when she reads it out. Just in case."I am Clara Hunter, daughter of Maxine Hunter, the current CEO of Chalcedon Incorporated. The current time is 7:45 AM, the current date is October 12, 2034. I have been kidnapped and am unharmed at present. I was instructed to mention the phrase 'striker seven.' I'd like to note, for the record, that my captor is a real hunk." Great, another unrequested extra chunk at the end, and it's embarrassing enough that you delete it from the recording before sending it off to Raimes."Do you recognize the phrase 'striker seven'?" You ask, looking at Clara carefully. She just blinks. "No. I thought you knew what it meant. Why?""Your mother requested it be mentioned. It's not some code or anything?""Not that I know of," Clara replies, looking a little mousier than usual. "Well," she says, sprawling her body out again, wriggling to face you better. "We're stuck here... together... a man and a woman, alone... the woman all tied up... why, anything could happen... An. Ee. Theeng." She looks up at you with big puppy dog eyes.>Yeah, but it's not going to.>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned.>Fuck it. If it'll shut her up...>Write-in.
>>35817982Chocolate. Ice cream Klondike.CHOCOLATE. ICECREAM. KLONDIKE
>>35817999>Fuck it. If it'll shut her up...Yup, indulge in BONDAGE.
>>35817999>>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned."Yeah, something like cybercrime"
>>35817999>>Yeah, but it's not going to.>>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned.
>>35817999>Ask her about herselfThere's got to be a reason she's this fucked up.
>>35817999>>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned.
>>35817999>Yeah, but it's not going to.Get rekt kid.
>>35817999>>Yeah, but it's not going to.
>>35818051she wants to thats the issue
>>35817999Why is QM railing so hard for us to ask for those passwords?
>>35817999>Fuck it. If it'll shut her up...she may be a bit fucked in the head, but she's acting like a good girl, might as well give her a little reward in other words, let her blow you
>>35817999>Yeah, but it's not going to.>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned.
>>35817999>>Yeah, but it's not going to. Then ask her if she has a mental problem
>>35817999>Fuck it. If it'll shut her up...
>>35817999>Write-in"You're right, Clara. Absolutely ANYthing could happen. And I think I have a pretty good idea how I want to pass the time. Why don't we start by freeing one of those hands of yours and putting it to work...""... playing chess. I think I've got a set in the closet for long sessions laying low."
>>35817999>Tell the kid to give you those passwords she mentioned.But first>Write-in.Give her a slap for saying something she wasn't supposed to for the recording.
>>35817890We gotta have Klondikebaddon, with Klondike bars where his arms should be.
>>35818070>>35818027>>35817999This. Have her blow us, mouth only, no hands, after we've binded her up a bit more
>>35818078"The only mental problem I have... is love."
>>35818103Love may or may not meet certain definitions of insanity.
>>35818131and that's what makes it so good
>>35818090I'd rather not get my dick bitten off Anons.
>>35817999>Yeah, but it's not going to.That's not how this works.After all, we don't have a condom...
>>35817999>Yeah, but it's not going to.
>>35818171>>35818172Oh, for...I'll go with, "no," "why you so crazy," "passwords pls."
>>35818226>BTW stop being wierdHahaha.
>>35818239We could always do final destination.
>>35818239sounds good to me
>>35818255I could always waste five minutes on a revote for a largely aesthetic decision, yes.
>>35818174That's impressive it was nearly a three way split for all the options.
>>35818272I'm getting real fucking tired of all these three way near-ties, let me tell you what.
>>35818272The term is three way marginal. We'll be seeing a lot of them.
>>35818289Well, it just means all the options are equally valide/fuckitlet'sseewhathappen.jpeg so y'know, it's cool.
>>35818255Klondike only, no wrappers, final destination.
>>35818369Klondike suplexing a Klondike train?
>>35818400?Do you want the Icecream supplexing a train also carrying the Icecream?
>>35818430you dont even have the balls to pull that off
....why is the Klondike a thing here?
"Yeah, but it's not going to," you reply, and she gives a feigned, ridiculous expression of hopelessness. "Seriously, kid. This is not a normal reaction to being kidnapped.""What's the point in being normal?" She asks, giving the best shrug she can with her arms bound like that. "Aren't we all supposed to just be ourselves?""Not when 'ourselves' are crazy, lovesick teenagers who'll do anything to get in their kidnapper's pants," you reply. "I asked a sincere question, I'd like the best answer you can give.""I don't know..." she says, looking away from you in thought. "It's romantic. I've fantasized about being whisked away like this for as long as I can remember. I think my first... you know, my first sexual thought, was when I was an itty bitty girl - five, I think - and I was being bad, so one of my caretakers picked me up and took me off. It made me feel all funny and I kept trying to get that high again. I was little so I didn't really understand what it was, you know?""Caretakers?" You ask, idly."I was babysat 24/7 when I was little. Up until I was six or so. Mom didn't have time, with work.""And this is all some weird sex thing for you?""No! No, I really love you. Please, sweetheart, I know I'm acting a bit strange, but when you grabbed me yesterday," she fixes you with a serious stare, trying to convince you of her words, "I knew you were the One.""Whatever," you say, sighing. "Give me those passwords you mentioned.""Um, okay..." Clara says, the sudden change of topic apparently disorienting her.She lists out the passwords. They include several different social media accounts, a personal email password, and the password to her home computer (which Clara says doesn't have access to her company things).>See what Maxine's up to on social media.>Try to access her home computer remotely.>Check her email.>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.>Write-in.
>>35818490Because glorious Klondike master race.
>>35818511>>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.Then>>Check her email.
>>35818511>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.Maybe this can be Raimes' "good faith". Take something we've got on our own initiative and see if it's useful.
>>35818521personally I like Oreo Icecream and cookie dough better.
>>35818511>>Try to access her home computer remotely.>then give the other passwords to Raimes to do with.
>>35818511>>Check her email.>>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.
>>35818511>>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.>Then>>Check her email.Looks good.
>>35818511>Check her email.>>35818521Meh, i never liked Klondike, the chocolate shell doesn't mix well with the vanilla
>>35818511>Give one of the passwords to Raimes, see what they make of it.i'd say the email password, but i'm sure he'd be really interested in her home computer's oh, and i seriously hope we're going to use the best security we can get if we decide to invade her privacy (even today facebook can help you detect unwanted connections)
>>35818554I seriously hope you are joking right now.
>>35818511>>Check her email.
>>35818576Peanutbutter is great
>>35818511>Write-in"None of that seems especially useful at the moment, so might as well not tip her off that I've got that information.""So, you told me a little about you. It's only fair you know something about me."Give her some tidbit about what we did in Korea.
Everyone knows that remote hack will get us fucked over, right?
>>35818474Or option 2
>>35818511>>Check her email.She did good, give her a head pat.
>>35818639Probably not. People tend to be pretty retarded here so far: like they're trying to play it straight as an edgy, shadowrunning wetwork guy and simply failing.
>>35818647>>35818680This is the single greatest thing to come out of this thread.
>>35818680The second one is better, but the gunny part is I was think more along the lines of the FF games, I had no idea OTHER people suplexed trains.
>>35818766You DO realize that NOTHING we do will go well right? Might as well do a remote hack because we're already so fucked.
Recursive hiding and filters never felt so good.
>>35818554No words for the lost and the damned
>>35818694>give her a head patHeadpat fags are the fucking worst. It's not even in character, stop forcing your autistic shit.
>>35818647Now we just need Klondike: The Masquerade, and my life will be complete.
>>35818934>Head pat's>I'm newfag and what is this?
>>35818934>I don't like it!>Everyone who does is autistic!You should really find a more constructive way of sounding like a fucking idiot.
>>35818942No idea what that is.Phantom of the opera?Explain and you shall receive.
>>35818987Vampire the Masquerade except with Klondike.
"Thanks, kid," you say, turning your attention to your laptop, which you fish out of your equipment bag and hurriedly set it up. As it boots, you text Raimes the password for Mrs. Hunter's home computer. See if they can't make more of it than you could, or find anything enlightening or helpful.Mrs. Hunter's personal email address is... well, apparently she's been using it for over twenty years and has never changed it. There are a *lot* of emails to go through. You search your own name, first, to see if you can find any enlightening conversations that way; but you're unmentioned by name. "Security consultant," "employee," and several other attempts find nothing useful on you either. A quick skim of the past few days shows nothing, either.You turn back the clock, looking over her acquisition of Chalcedon, but none of the real meat of it's in this email; it's all personal things. She mentions Chalcedon, but to friends, and only in vague terms. "I think I can acquire a new company," "I just bought out a new company, look in the headlines for it," "yeah, it's Chalcedon, woot." That sort of thing. There's long, flirty conversations with her husband; those come up a lot. More recently, she's sent something to her husband: "Need to talk to you, now. Pick up your phone." By the date, you reckon it to be right after Raimes informed her that you'd kidnapped her daughter.Without anything in particular to search for, you're not going to turn up much.>Search for something in particular... [Write-in]>Just wait for Raimes, see what they get you. Talk to Clara in the meantime.>Write-in.
>>35818984You're trying to force some shitty anime cliche that infantilizes a grown ass woman for no other reason than 'IT'S CUTE THOUGH'. It isn't, and you faggots do it fucking everywhere.Take a long walk off a short pier.
>>35819028>Just wait for Raimes, see what they get you. Talk to Clara in the meantime.
>>35818987Vampire: The masquerade, it's a joke about Klondike WoD.
>>35819048>infantilizes a grown ass woman"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis
>>35819028>>Just wait for Raimes, see what they get you. Talk to Clara in the meantime.
>>35819028>Just wait for Raimes, see what they get you. Talk to Clara in the meantime."Nobody's ever mentioned your father. What does he do, and why am I not talking to him instead of trying to wring blood out of the proverbial stone with your mother?"And if she asks about "blood from a stone", add "It means she's being a pain in the ass."
>>35819028>Search for Raimes>Search for Striker Seven>Search for Mr.Incredible
>>35819048>infantilizes a grown ass woman >barely 18 yo teen mad with love>grown ass woman >>35819028>Search for something in particular... [Write-in]nudes she'd have sent to her husband? proofs of her flirting with other guys?could be a good way to blackmail her for more cash
>>35819028>Search for something in particular... [The butlers name who sounds kind of like Raimes]>>35819048>anime cliche that infantilizes a grown ass woman You really need to stop projecting so hard. It's kind of sad.
>>35819028I wasn't 100% sure Mr. Hunter was alive. What does he do? I know we're hitting the Missus for semi-personal reasons, but we haven't interacted with Mr. Hunter at all. Clara hasn't mentioned her dad either, I don't think. >Search for something in particular... [Write-in]Striker Seven
>>35819028>>Search for something in particular... [Write-in]That passcode thing
>>35819101Please tell me what reason you have to treat our hostage like a 5 year old. Avoid misquoting authors in your response.
>>35819028>Search for Who's revolution, what is the right question?
>>35819048>infantilizes a grown ass womanShe does that on her own just fine.
>/tg/ arguing over head pats and watching a woman shit rather than scoring a free kinky blowjob or working towards a better ransom
>>35819028>Search for something in particular... [Striker Seven]We find out too late... We can only run and pray on men.
>>35819184Given how infatuated with us she is, she'll most likely enjoy it and not even care about any such "childishness" of it.
>>35819028>>Just wait for Raimes, see what they get you. Talk to Clara in the meantime.>Does she prefer pancakes or waffles
>>35819159>I wasn't 100% sure Mr. Hunter was alive. What does he do? I know we're hitting the Missus for semi-personal reasons, but we haven't interacted with Mr. Hunter at all. Clara hasn't mentioned her dad either, I don't think.Fewer characters means faster quest.
>>35819021Is this what you wanted?
>>35819028>Search for Clara
>>35819285Wasn't me, but I guess that was what anon wanted.
>>35819275That isn't the point. It's not in character for us to do it, so why force it? Also, why is this viewed as the standard way to reward every female for complying with the MCs demands? It's posted all over the place, and is never a good suggestion.
>>35819258>free kinky blowjob Dont stick your dick in crazy >working towards a better ransomThats what we are trying to do with the password shit
>>35819285Sooooooooooo much more, this is fucking awesome.
>>35819126>>Search for Mr.Incredible?
>Anon giving headpats>Anon wanting know more about Mrs. Hunter husband while knowing damn well no one would care about Mrs. Hunter if Mr. Hunter was the CEO we were dealing with.One of these is an actually problematic and indicative of some cagey bullshit, the other is a fucking headpat.
>>35819330>Dont stick your dick in crazyDon't kidnap people, either. If you've already broken some rules may as well break a few more.
>>35819278We got a QM who knows how to run a quest here.
>>35819437Considering she is crazy she might bite our dick off
>>35819423>the other is a fucking headpatm8 headpats are a real problem. When you see them everywhere, it's indicative that there's something very wrong with the questing scene in general. People kept trying to force headpats and cuddling inbetween anal rape and loli tasering in Filthy Smut Adventure.
>>35819423>no one would care about Mrs. Hunter if Mr. Hunter was the CEOWhat? How does that make any sense?
>>35819327>Also, why is this viewed as the standard way to reward every female for complying with the MCs demands?I think a better question is why are you always in places where it comes up?
>>35819327>standard way to reward every femaleIt's a standard way to reward anyone who doesn't seem like they'd lose their shit over something like having their head touched.Honestly, as if we don't headpat guys.
>>35819492Because I clearly share the same tastes in quests as people on the spectrum.Fuck, maybe I should get myself tested and see if I'm eligible for the autismbux. I probably am if this sort of thing bothers me so much.
>>35819465You could always put your gun to her head.Actually she'd probably be into that...
>>35819486It doesn't make any damn sense. If Mr Hunter were the CEO going after his wife would have been the FIRST thing /tg/ would do.At this point we've been given a new fact to work with, so asking Clara about her father makes perfect sense. If we can play her parents off against each other, our position is better for it.
Weigh in anons, which is more offensive.This?
>>35819512>It's a standard way to reward anyone
>>35819568uhh no pic bro
Weigh in anons, which is more offensive.This?Forgot picture first time sorry
>>35819604That's not offensive, just kinda creepy.
>>35818576>>35818599>>35818635>>35818927....O.R.E.O I.C.E.C.R.E.A.M A.N.D. C.O.O.K.I.E. D.O.U.G.H. A.R.E. B.E.T.T.E.R. T.H.A.N K.L.O.N.D.I.K.E!
>>35819563Wait a minute... I just had a thought.Ask Clara how her father's health is: can he walk, run, etc. I think there's a possibility that our mystery contact is Mr Hunter.
>>35819604>>35819630...at least the second one has a face?I don't fucking know, that shit's weird.
You start searching. "Raimes" turns up a reference to a city council race in 2020 - probably not relevant. "Rain," the housekeeper's name, finds only a few scattered references to the man in question, and no sign of any animosity. "Striker Seven" gets a few scattered emails which happened to use both, but nothing in particular sticks out. "Clara," well, that understandably gets hundreds of emails. Mails to and from her father, her high school, her friends' parents... you continue down the list, vaguely skimming. It takes a couple minutes to reach the bottom; there's an email to an elementary school enrolling Clara there.That's the earliest email talking about Clara there. Dated back to 2022. There's only a couple before it, not talking about the Clara you've got bound up in your room. Talking about things like what she would name her daughter, or some unrelated (?) Clara that's an ice skater. No references to your Clara between 2016 and 2022, what ought to be her first six years of life.You glance over at your captive.>Ask her what she knows about this.>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.>Search for... [Write-in]>Write-in.
>>35819633nice try fagot, we all know Klondikes are vastly superior to Oreos.
>>35819636Would she be sending flirty emails to someone bitter enough to have their own daughter kidnapped?
>>35819423Maybe /pol/ is the play for overanalysing people's behavior in the search for some form of sexist victimhood?>>35819537If you're obsessed with seeing sexism in quests, I doubt autism is your problem.
>>35819656>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.
>>35819636Mfw this was all a dying mans work to get his crazy daughter a new caretaker.Mfw I have no face.
>>35819656>Review Ice skater inquiry,
>>35819656>>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.
>>35819656>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.>Ask about her early life
>>35819656>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.poor girl is probably an attempt at a living weapon or something
>>35819688It's just some ice skater from way back when. Maybe Clara's named after her, since the reference predates Clara's birthday.
>>35819666Sexism is the least of my concerns Satan. I just don't understand why you'd treat girls like children instead of just thanking them or flirting or giving them the D like a normal person.
>>35819663?shit tastes better than Oreos?
>>35819725Or a clone of her mother. Should see if we can find pictures of her when she was Clara's age.It also means she probably has the same fetish.
>>35819728yeah, but there's nothing from her first SIX years, "alive" and that ice skater could be their PREVIOUS daughter.
>>35819776Donkey nuts taste better than oreos.
>>35819786Different last name from Maxine's maiden and present one. Also the ages don't fit.
>>35819656>>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.>>Investigate the ice-skating entry further
>>35819811Bad DM fiat QM, just cause it's different don't mean they ain't connected.
>>35819837The ice skater thing is just random fluff. It's not a real plot thread. Please stop tugging on it.
>>35819844Well that's lame. Nice to know my intrigue was wasted on cooler plot threads.
>>35819844Go away QM you can't stop us from having fun!
>>35819844You're too nice QM, should have let them run with it into an inevitable dead end.
>>35819914It would waste all our time.
I honestly think if I was in the QM's position, trying to herd you pack of retards, I would've dropped the quest by this point.
>Character's come up with more interesting thread than what's going on>DM squishes that shit like there ain't no tomorrow.
>>35819925It's interesting, running a big quest. Certainly very different. Wish Klondike bar guy would get fucked.
>>35819656I FUCKING KNEW ITImage is fuzzy because the Oreos don't want the truth to get out.
>>35819920>>35819925Honestly, it makes me really thankful for my own players. Let's get on to talking with Clara about her father and childhood and shit now, shall we? While some of us are still clinging to our sanity?
>>35819925I honestly think that if I was as buttmad as you are over a quest I'd just drop it.
>>35819944I can't rewrite the plot every time you guys shadowrun something.
>>35819953Aww, leave Klondike bar guy alone, he's the last funny bastion in a sea of boring.
>>35819978You've maintained your sanity running a quest?Tell me your secrets.
>>35819984Well if you've already got a plot you want to tell, why do you even need us?
>>35819656>Play it cool. Talk about things>>35819844>>35819920You could have told us it was a dead end in character, eg "You don't find any connections between the ice skater. You give up. [next option that was voted for]"
>>35819978Same. My players make some bad decisions but they're never this stupid.
>>35820041Please elaborate on how getting into the story and having fun with something is "stupid."
>>35820034I did. That's what >>35819728 and >>35819811 were supposed to be.
>>35820002The first thing you need to do is realize that everyone around you is insane already, especially your audience, and that embracing the insanity is the only sane option available.
>>35819988Klondike bar guy is the anon this thread deserves, but not the one it needs.Post on, Klondike bar guy.
>>35820077preach on bruva.
>>35820070Oh, well if that's the case I already do that. I thought you meant actually sane.
>>35820041How exactly have the players been idiots? I can't find any particular examples of stupidity in this quest, at least not as bad as you will find in any other.
>>35820086I still love you, Klondike bar guy!
>>35819860stop being a dick anon.
>>35820123Samefagging the wipe her butt decision.
Fuck the haters OP. Your quest is good.
>>35819953Klondike bar guy did nothing wrong.
>>35820139Never. How else will I feel fulfilled in my life?
>>35820123Because there's really nothing of note.The only thing that stands out as especially bad is the ice-cream bar shitposting.
>>35820123>Watching her shit>The Wiping Decision>Klondike bars>Latching on to pointless, irrelevant shit.
>>35820144That's less an issue of decisionmaking paradigms, more one of just being shitters shitposting.
>>35820161Only the last two are valid. The other two are just you being mad about people liking things you don't like.
>>35820144Yeah ok that was pretty shitty.
>>35820161>Implying that getting latched onto pointless shit isn't something you do>Implying getting latched onto pointless shit can't make a story better
>>35819656>>Play it cool. Talk about things like her family life, her dad, that sort of thing.No need to upset her more than necessary. A happy hostage is a manageable hostage.
>>35820155sucking on them?
>>35820201The only thing sucking here Anon are your comebacks.
Why don't we just go down on Clara already? I mean fuck, something might actually happen.
>>35820161You have literally described the behavior of players in 92.6% of quests on /tg/. If you have that much of a problem with it, I don't think you will find much entertainment here.
>>35820161Also deciding to keep her bound even after she crawled into bed with us while she thought we were sleeping..
A brief couple checks of the ice skater shows that she's not relevant; just some ice skater Maxine was a fan of, way back when. You spin around in your seat, closing the laptop. "Tell me about yourself, Clara," you say."Well, I keep to a strict diet and exercise, I'm told I'm an excellent cook, my three sizes are-""Let's talk about your family instead," you say, interrupting her. She pouts, but shuts up. "What does your dad do, for a living? How do you get on with your parents? Any siblings?""Um, my mom can't have kids any more, because I was a- um, what's the word, a troubled birth? But! Don't worry, the doctors checked, I didn't inherit any of those problems from her, so I can have as many kids as you want. I'm partial to four, but I'm open to negotiation-""Okay, so you're an only child," you interrupt. "What does your father do, then?""Oh, he's a secretary! He was my mom's secretary, her 'second in command.' That's how they met. Kinda romantic, right? I mean, not as romantic as this, of course-""Of course.""But still. Romantic. We get on, when he's home. They tend to move together, y'know? Never one without the other? And mom's at work a lot, so dad's right there with her, so I don't see either of them much. But that's fine! They love me and I love them, so I don't mind. It just means more free time to spend with friends and stuff. I mean, I'm probably going to have to be rethinking a lot of my priorities, now that I met you, but still.">Ask her about her early life.>Ask her why there are no references to her in her mother's email before 2022.>Ask her what her birthday is.>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.>Write-in.
>>35820246How's keeping the hostage tied up stupid?
>>35820250>>Ask her what her birthday is.>>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.
Well, time to hit the sac guys.Goodnight ya'll
>>35820250>Ask her about her early life>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.Save the bombshell after tech support gets back to us.
>>35820250>A brief couple checks of the ice skater shows that she's not relevant; just some ice skater Maxine was a fan of, way back when.See, how easy was that?>Ask her about her birthday, and her early life
>>35820250>Ask her what her birthday is.>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.
>>35820250>Ask her what her birthday is.then>Ask her why there are no references to her in her mother's email before 2022.
>>35820250>Ask her how her fathers health is.Gotta rule him out as a candidate for Raimes
>>35820250>>"Um, my mom can't have kids any moreShe could never have kids. That's why she became a high powered businesswoman.>Ask her why there are no references to her in her mother's email before 2022.>Ask her what her birthday is.
>>35820219*blush* I didn't know you like them that much.what flavor was it anon~
>>35820250>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.>Ask her about her early life.
>>35820250>Ask her why there are no references to her in her mother's email before 2022.
>>35820250>>Ask her what her birthday is.And then we search the mails from the 9 months before that date.
>>35820250>>Ask her about her early life.
>>35820250>Ask her about her early life.
>>35820311Get the fuck out of here with your ** shit.
>>35820250>Text Raimes about what you found on the email, see what they can dig up.this, then>Ask her what her birthday is.and>Ask her about her early life.and seconding >>35820316
>>35820250>Ask her what her birthday is.
>>35820250>>Ask her why there are no references to her in her mother's email before 2022.
Regarding stupid decisions: if we even suspect Clara's not exactly what we thought she was, why would we tip off Raimes that we've learned something suspicious?
>>35820375Klondike is shit.
>>35820375>Not changing it to Klondick
New crazy theory: What if Raimes is Clara's dad? Her parents are about to divorce and this is all part of some crazy plot to get custody of the daughter?
>>35820266It's been clear for a while now that she has no interest in running away from us. A fact made almost blatant when she managed to get out of bed, crawl like a worm across the floor, get in our bed, the coo when we put our arm around her.
>>35820416New Crazy theory: What if Clara's just a little wierd, and we're acting like nutjobs when there's no actual mystery to be solved?
>>35820446But now its a good idea to keep her tied up so we aren't distracted by her if she tries to do something stupid, like forcibly try and have sex with us.
>>35820446It could be a ruse. And if it isn't we need to keep her restrained to protect our chastity.
>>35820445At least we haven't turned into murderhobos yet.
Meh, this shit's gotten old.Thanks for the run I guess.
The fact that people samefagged a decision on whether or not to wipe a girl's butt for her just hit me and I laughed out loud. Thanks to all my players!
I'm still pretty tempted to go in for a round of "chill the fuck out" oral. See if it has any appreciable effect.
>>35820493>>35820484wait what. are you going?
>>35820493I'm just disappointed wipe lost
>>35820505No, no, I'm still running.
I don't think she'd remember much of her early life, in fact that goes for pretty much all of us.
>>35820540That's a problem honestly, you're right, but then we've still got the question of what the fuck is up with that giant time skip in the emails.
>>35820520So you're going really fast then?Don't worry about me guys, I'll vote seriously, just talk a lot of shit in between because my inability to sleep is getting to me.
>>35820161You know, those first two I would understand if they were write-ins, but they were options given by OP.
>>35820540You'd remember actually having one. Unless this is some blade runner type shit where all replicants have the same basic memories.
>>35820493>gets a lot of votes, complains its same fag0/10 keep trying.
>>35820592Wasn't everyone in Blade Runner a robot though?
>>35820540yeah, that'd be fishy if she remembered it in detailsbut maybe she remembers some off sounding things
>>35820415Jokes been made
Page 10, if you plan to keep going you might want to start up a second thread soon.
>>35820669Hmm... hmm... jeez. I think I might be able to pull us to a good stopping point for the night before the thread dies.If it falls off the board before then, I'll start another thread.
>>35820606Not necessarily, it's open to interpretation.In the novel he probably was, in the movie he wasn't necessarily, but Ford thought he was.It's unlikely that everybody in the world was a replicant, but the main cast probably were, with the exception of the guys that did the robotics work.
>>35820688Write like the wind, QM.Our hopes and dreams are riding on your typing speed!
>>35820723Well I was really only speaking about the main cast anyways.
"What's your birthday, Clara?" You glance down at your phone, texting Raimes with the odd little tidbit as you do. Perhaps they can dig up something worthwhile about it, prove their trustworthiness."November 2, 2016. If you want to get me a present, that's okay. Your love is more than enough for me.""You trying to get me in trouble?" You ask after a quick mental calculation. "Seventeen is below the age of consent.""Not in this state!" Clara replies, eyes big. "In this state, the age of consent is seventeen! So you can have your way with me and it's all totally legal," she wiggles her hips suggestively."I'm sure you were really cute as a kid," you say, "not at all like right now." She gives a shocked, hurt look, but you can tell she's faking. "You got any stories from then? Back when you were just a wee tyke?""Well, I told you about my first sexual thought, which was when I was five-ish. I don't really remember that age very well, though. I remember when I moved into my parents house when I turned six! That was really exciting!""You didn't live with your parents until you were six?""Rich people," she says with a shrug. "You know how they are.""Your mother has a net worth of two billion dollars. It's not really 'they' at that point, is it?""Well, *I* don't have a net worth of two billion dollars," she complains. "I can't even get ten million dollars for you, angel! If *I* was rich, I would give you all the money you needed and then run away with you! Oh," she sighs, "it would be so wonderful.">Ask her if that's a promise.>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...>Talk to her about Korea. She's shared a lot with you, it's only fair.>Write-in.
>>35820723Later edits to the film make it a near certainty that he was a replicant vis. the unicorn dream and the fact that the cop knows about it.That DOESN'T MATTER, though, because the entire narrative thrust of the film is that how we're born is not what defines us as human beings. Empathy, love, fear, capacity for mercy.
>>35820723The novel's not called Blade Runner, though.
>>35820747>The age of consent is seventeenWut the fuck OP, do you live in Texas?
>>35820747>>Ask her if that's a promise.
>>35820759>>Later edits to the film make it a near certaintyThe directors cut? Well, that's one way to spin it.
>>35820747>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...And reward her with something actually meaningful.>Talk to her about Korea. She's shared a lot with you, it's only fair.
>>35820747>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...
>>35820747>>>Ask her if that's a promise.Also give her a story about our suffering in Korea, because I want our character to develop
>>35820747>>>age of consent that highheh, burgerland ah, anyway>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...then, ask her if she wants to hear about Korea, she'll probably say yes but it's only polite
>>35820747>>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...Let's dig a little more.>Write-in.Maybe also search the emails for terms like "adoption", "clone", "designer baby", "in vitro" and such.
>>35820833>implying we weren't in Chicago the entire fucking time.
>>35820747>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...>>35820833>>age of consent that high>heh, burgerlandThat's only one year higher than me, in Europe.
>>35820747>Ask her what it was like, back when she was living with caretakers. That sounds like it corresponds to the six missing years...Then>Talk to her about Korea. She's shared a lot with you, it's only fair.
>>35820864then you're not in the right parts of europe
>>35820864>That's only one year higher than me, in Europe.Surely you should be asleep if you live in that shit hole, its got to be like 2 or something
Living with Caretakers:>>35820807>>35820808>>35820819>>35820833>>35820840>>35820864>>35820899Promise?>>35820789>>35820828Corea:>>35820807>>35820828>>35820833>>35820899Going with "living with caretakers," if that doesn't get near the char limit, Korea discussion is a go.
>>35820906>implying there are RIGHT parts of Europe to live inStupid person go pls
>>35820747Tell us about Korea.
>>35820906Rather, not in the left parts of Europe.
>>3582090616 in the Jewkay.Way lower if you go to the med where the niggers of Europe reside.
>>35820923Yes, let's talk about Korea
>>35820913He's not the only one...14 is considered old enough here, btw. Though with some restrictions, like if you're a teacher you can't bang your own students, you have to hook up with those from another school.
>>35820988You're talking about Australians right?
>>35820989i love you anon
>>35821013>of EuropeNope, but I will concede that strayans are subhuman.
>>35820989will you stop shitting up the thread with that crap anon?
>>35820781most of the us is either 16 or 17 only reason people think it is 18 is due to california s influence
>>35821007Oh, and if you kidnap someone and have sex with them that probably counts as exploiting a position where the other one is dependent on you as well.
>>35821077California? You mean that shithole, that should be paved over and turned into one big ass prison?
>>35821112 yes that one
>>35821112>that shithole, that should be paved over and turned into one big ass prisonYou mean the entire South, right? Or have you never been to Missouri?
>>35821138The south owns, fuck off nigger.
>>35821138At least Missouri is better than California, nothing good has ever come from California.
>>35821138I would rather have a hundred Missouris than one DetroitNuke it from orbit just to be safe
>>35821138Imagine all the tourism Washington>>35821182 would get is California went way.
>>35821182Nooooo you fool! If you get rid of Detroit some other better place would have to take it's spot on the galactic wheel of pain.
>>35821138We recently drove through Missouri. its one giant farm, you probably shouldn't pave over that.
"Tell me about your caretakers. I mean, it sounds interesting, and a bit unusual. What do you remember about that time?""Well," Clara pauses, pursing her lips in thought, "it was a long time ago. I remember the building was really white, and there was a roof garden I got to play in sometimes. Other than to play up there, I can't remember going out, which is weird. I'm sure I did at some point, though.""Keep going. What did you do most days? Were there other kids?""There were some other kids at the same time. We watched educational videos and learned phonetics and stuff. Played with, they weren't lego bricks but they were kinda the same idea? I could never find them when I looked for them online. Don't know what they were called. That's about all I remember, though."You nod, and look at your lap for a long moment before turning up and speaking. "You've been very helpful, Clara. Thanks.""Oh, it's no problem, sweetie. I love you so I don't mind at all.""Still. I'd like to reciprocate." Her eyes get big and hopeful at that. "I used to be a soldier, before I became a security consultant. Well, that's a bit deceptive, saying that..." you go on to explain your long military career, first as a simple Army soldier, then later in the special forces. Clara listens, enraptured, hanging on your every word.After you get through the broad strokes - join the army, get sent to Korea when that started, recruited into special forces, sent to a bunch of Latin American countries here and there, retired to work at Chalcedon - she perks up. "Ooh, please, tell me a story, angel. I promise not to tell anyone anything.">Tell her about the mission in Korea that went wrong and got you the attention of special forces.>Tell her about the time you assassinated a DPRK general.>Tell her about the operation in Columbia that made you quit special forces and move into the private sector.>Write-in.
>>35821226Its next to Canada so its influence could travel thereAnd thats a chance I'm ok with
>>35821167Disneyland, avocados, wine, the best craft beers after Colorado's, a sizable portion of the international shipping in the country, the Pacific Fleet, and a good deal of the tax revenue that props up the failing economies of the Southern states.
We're nearly at the page limit, the thread will go into archival mode soonish.
>>35821283>>Tell her about the operation in Columbia that made you quit special forces and move into the private sector.
>>35821299I think I'll kill the thread with the next update, we should be good for another 20-30 minutes.
>>35821283>Tell her about the mission in Korea that went wrong and got you the attention of special forces.
>>35821298>Implying Disneyland wouldn't move some place better>Wine that tastes like the backside of a bull.>Beer... 'nuff said
>>35821283>>Tell her about the operation in Columbia that made you quit special forces and move into the private sector.This sounds like the worst one
>>35821286Don't be silly. It would head to Quebec. We would cut Quebec loose and watch as the frogs start infecting the US.
>>35821283>Tell her about the operation in Columbia that made you quit special forces and move into the private sector.The low point, and probably a defining moment. So it seems like she grew up in a lab.
>>35821283Colombia, not Columbia. Sorry.
>>35821283>Tell her about the time you assassinated a DPRK general.This one sounds fun.
>>35821283The plot thickens.>Tell her about the mission in Korea that went wrong and got you the attention of special forces.
>>35821270Cancer. Fuck you, One.
>>35821283>>Tell her about the time you assassinated a DPRK general.
>>35821283>>Tell her about the mission in Korea that went wrong and got you the attention of special forces.
>>35821283>Tell her about the time you assassinated a DPRK general.might as well tell her the fun parts
>>35821283>Tell her about the operation in Columbia that made you quit special forces and move into the private sector.
So is it just me, or does it seem like the lab-raised kid's imprinted on us? Like in a 'she's selected us as a handler' sort of a way?She 'loves' us after having just met us, keeps insisting she'd do anything for us, essentially started obeying us from the get-go. It's almost like she's been conditioned for it or something and it only just triggered yesterday.
>>35821324>>35821360>>35821364>>35821448>>35821339>>35821395>>35821420>>35821465>>35821480>>35821368>>35821409>>35821423Calling it here.
>>35821494Please provide a link to the new thread when you set it up.
>>35821351Have you tasted a lot of bulls' backsides then, cowboy?
>>35821365I'm sure all the shitskins out there will praise your heroic effort OP
>>35821494Tell us about the job that went down wrong, the one where we opened the vault and some sick fuck had taken a bite put of every Klondike bar.
>>35821513>Going this pants on head retarded over a simple exaggeration
>>35821540this isn't a fucking worthless discusting icecream knockoff quest.Please stop.
Newfag here, what happens when this thread is closed.
>>35821616The world explodes and we all gangbang your mother, as we try to steal her Klondike bar recipe.
>>35821492That does make some sense. Still, it'd mean a 10-year experiment of some kind.I think we're pretty much all in agreement that the MC is being set up somehow. We just gotta figure out how and then give Mrs. Hunter the D. MILFs are hot.
>>35821616you can't post in it anymore then, it'll still be hosted on 4chan for a day as some kind of temporary archive, that's about it
>>35821640But NTR isn't.
>>35821680It's fine, Mr. Hunter can watch."tingznoi sin". Yes Captcha, the thing's no sin.
>>35821717*laughing while mocking you* butt hurt much~?
>>35821717Gotta Klondike fast
>>35821680Mr. Hunter is behind it all along, the man behind the man. And as we lie bleeding on the floor, suffering from his sudden yet inevitable betrayal, Clara will put two in his chest and one in his head as we will have taught her, and the cycle will either end or begin anew. Depending on what the story here really is.
"Alright, sure. Back in Korea, I was just an army grunt, running in a convoy, right?" She nods, interested. "We started getting shelled by artillery. Could tell the general direction, but had no idea about who was spotting us or how. Lost a lot of men before we managed to get to cover, and we were pinned down. The Norks had some kind of jamming device, so we were stuck there, just waiting for them to pull in reinforcements and come fuck up our asses."Captain asks for volunteers to try to sortie. I volunteered. I figure, you know, might as well, right? Not like I had anything to lose. So we basically - charge is an exaggeration, but you can imagine it. We're gunning it, trying to get in a position to return fire, desperately hoping not to get clipped ourselves. Just when we get in sight of the artillery, bam, a fucking shell hits next to us, flips the car. The other guys were dead, I think, and I was pretty fucked up, but I had line of sight. Hell, the explosion had pushed us *towards* the artillery. Took out a grenade, pulled the pin, and tossed it as hard as I could at the artillery. Passed out soon thereafter.""What happened then?" She asks, positively enraptured."Well, I'm sitting here, so obviously I didn't die. Grenade set off a chain reaction or some bullshit. Norks thought they'd gotten shelled back and retreated, my team picked me up and patched me back together. I pretended I did it on purpose.""You are amazing," she whispers, voice hushed. You just let out a little laugh in reply, starting to turn your attention back to the laptop. "No, you really are, I knew you were already but you're even more amazing than I thought.""Yeah, sure.">END OF CHAPTER 2.Twitter: https://twitter.com/72oOCCJ1I'll announce the next thread on twitter. Klondike Bar guy, get banned.
>>35821792KlonDick here, I loved the story OP
>>35821792why don't you like klondike bar guy?
>>35821773The main character is actually Mr. Hunter.
>>35821826The real question here is, why do you?
>>35821826He's spamming my thread with garbage. It makes it fall into autosage faster, reducing the thread's size, and also just generally shits up the thread and detracts from genuine discussion when you have some faggots having irrelevant metachat.