I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town. It's Monday morning, my stomach is still full and my muscles still ache from last night. Claire's going away party of sorts.It's also five in the god damn morning when her alarm blasts me into consciousness, the room reeking of the previous nights activities, sheets stained with passion.Claire kicks me and I roll out of bed, groaning miserably. I prepare a breakfast for her, as she carries her shit into the hallway, dumping them by the front door.Rosa and Mia meet us by the curb in the dawn light, having both spent last night at their own homes.Claire leads the way to school, a goofy smile of excitement spread across her face, "Cheer up cockmunch." She tells me. "I'll be back soon enough."I nod tiredly, giving her a final deep kiss, and pat her on the back. She kisses the other two on the cheek, slings her bags onto the bus and clambers up.She takes a seat as far as possible from the rest of her team, waving out at us out the window.We wait, smiling up at her until the bus coughs to life and peels out of the parking lot, rolling down the road and heading north, for the highway out of town.I glance at my watch, yawning. It's still two hours until class starts, but I'll be fucked if I'm walking all the way home and back again.I glance up at the two girls standing with me. Mia smiles, glad to have something to do outside the hospital. She even told us she'd come in to class today.>What do?
>>35790035Let's go get an early breakfast. I'm thinking waffles
>>35790035Wake up and go to the toilet. The girls are gonna take awhile so you gotta use it while its free.
>>35790108we're in the school parking lot anon
>>35790122Oops, well then might as well go to class
>>35790035We have two hours to burn. Why don't we ask Mia for her hovercar, and we drive to a park where we can work on Rosa's powers.
>>35790035Did I miss an episode? Weren't we just in our shower when MT decided to pay us a visit?
>>35790202Yes you did.>>35790066This.
>>35790202yup, you missed 17 p1 and p2http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=background+character+quest
>>35790216>Not giving us claire's goodbye partyWhy do you hate us so?
>>35790223Because he's a cunt.When I read the OP of this I though I missed a thread because we didn't see Claire's party
"C'mon, being at school this early gives me the shits. Let's get breakfast." You yawn, hand over your mouth.There's an awesome waffles place a few streets away, if I recall and Rosa offers to foot the bill. We smile appreciatively and order something as inexpensive as possible.Mia practically melts as she bites into her breakfast, humming as the breakfast rolls over her tongue. Rosa shunts some of her own ice cream onto the shorter girls plate and smiles. "Take it." We rabidly devour the meal, thanking Rosa when it's done. We take the chance to doze in the warm light drifting through the window, bellies filled and chairs comfy.Eventually the bitch waitress kicks us out, and we stumble into the street, "We prrrobably should go to school." I mention, half wanting to ditch. I really don't want to deal with Nej and Chad and all the other cunts, but I also have a counselling session after school, and who knows what will happen if I miss that?>Skip, class, hang out>Go to class>>35790223>>35790281 ill throw it up as a paste at some inderterminate time
>>35790353>Go to class
>>35790353>>Go to class
>>35790353>Go to classJust because we CAN fuck 24/7 doesn't mean we should.as much fun as it'd be.
>>35790353Go to class.
>>35790353>Go to class like a good kidIf we aren't smarter than our friends then we don't matter
I sigh, resigning myself to an full day of the horrors of public education. The walk to school, where I can talk to my friends is all to brief, before we're all herded into seats.Nej is.... remarkably silent today? What? Oh well, I'm not going to count my blessings. I stare forward, lazily taking notes on the foundation of the Euro Empire, carved out of old Europe by the robot armed Britain.Lunch is oddly subdued as well. I manage to get a nap in, leaning my head on the table, as everyone acts normal for once. No fires, no crushed walls, no guys leaping through windows and punching kids so hard they turn into doors.I just eat my sandwich, drink some water and get back to class, by this point in the day, I've long abandoned my attempt at taking notes, slumped on a palm, I watch the clock tick ever forwards, pen abandoned on the desk.Thankfully, I never get picked to answer surprise questions, though Rosa takes a couple throughout the day.Eventually the bell rings, everyone waits for Mr O. to dismiss them first, before barging out of their seats. Rosa and Mia tell me they're going to study in the library, as Mr O. walks out of class, hitting on the French teacher.>Fuck counselling, hang with them>Gotta keep up appearances
>>35790353>>Go to class>ill throw it up as a paste at some inderterminate timeyaaay
>>35790534>Gotta keep up appearancesThink of the free dinner.
>>35790534>Gotta keep up appearancesCounseling is fast we can catch up in no time
>>35790534>Gotta keep up appearancesLet's see how we fluster her today
>>35790534>the Euro Empire, carved out of old Europe by the robot armed Britain.I really want to know more about this setting now.>Gotta keep up appearances
>>35790534>Gotta keep up appearances
>>35790534> got to leep up the appearences
>>35790534>Gotta keep up appearancesAs if I'd miss going to see the cake
I drag myself to the back of the school and let myself in with a brief knock. "Oh, Daniel. Hello." Ms Gutla says, quickly clicking something on her laptop and shutting it. "Take a s-" I slump on the now cleaned couch. "So how are you feeling today?" Activate normal person mode, pretend to be Danny who had a healthy amount of sleep. "I'm fine Miss, how are you?"She watches inquisitively. "I'm very well. Thank you." She clears her throat and a paper whisks into her hand from one of the thousand drawers. "Soo...." She clicks her tongue as she looks down the sheet. She asks a question, buying for time.>"Is there anything you wanted to talk about today?"
>>35790633Who hit you the other day?
>>35790633chat idly about some random k-pop drama show
>>35790633Idle chat. Today was strangely quiet after all... To quiet if you ask me>>35790657I believe that is what the dinner is apart of. She didn't want to chat about it here, so let's not
>>35790633Ask her if she has any hobbies. Also talk about how we're hitting the books more, since we want to help our friends by tutoring them. Steer the conversation towards favorite foods, and maybe get an idea of if she'll be giving us a home-cooked dinner.
>>35790657I think that's a conversation we're saving for dinner.
>>35790633Ask how her day went, and if she has gotten the abusive patient to calm the down?
"Uhhh... I've been trying to hit the books more, studying and stuff. I've been tutoring Claire a little in my free time too." I tell her.She smiles at that, ticking a paper that was laying on her desk without looking from the one in her hand. "That's good, I'm glad to see you're making more of a- that is to say- that you're enjoying class work."I ignore the hidden meanings there."What about you, what do you do in your free time?" She shrugs, "I cook a little, read a little... mostly I enjoy knitting, I enjoy the... mindlessness of it." Her eyes switch over to me. "Wh- Aha! Here it is." She slides a sheet across her desk to me.I pick it up, reading the title. 'It's a form for opening a club, I thought you might like to start one, meet some new friends some time...?"Ech. I place the sheet beside me, cringing inwardly. "I'll... think about it."She smiles, linking her fingers and staring at me over them, watching me silently.I try to fill the silence, "So, uhhhh>Write in
>>35790633"If I mentioned the lack of fires, robot attacks, and ninja kidnappings it'd probably jinx it, right?"
>>35790863How are you doing? No crazy superheroes wrecking stuff today? You look way better today.(Compliment/flirt style).
>>35790876A robot ninja would kidnap her right as we said it, and then we would also somehow be on fire.
>>35790863Mention idly how today has been a nice day, and that she looks much better for it.Really get a look at her; how old does she look like?
>>35790863Has today been as... calm, for you as it has for me?
>>35790863"Did we ever make a time for that date?"
>>35790863>She smiles, linking her fingers and staring at me over them, watching me silently.Boy this quest is messing with my mind. I read that as licking her fingers the first time.
"Today's been pretty nice, huh? Peaceful and all. You look much better since last time, by the way." I run my eyes over her face, still can't place her age. She must be old enough to have graduated a four year degree, at least. But who knows over that?She smiles soflty at the compliment. "Why thank you..." A soft breeze wafts through the window, rustling her hair. She tilts her head, staring at a corner of the room, thinking about something, before her eyes dart back down to me."Today's too nice to be spent cooped up in this tin cage, isn't it?" She tosses her sheets down on the table. "Why don't you go do something more fun. Enjoy the spring and all that."I scoot forward on the couch. I'm already free?>Care to spend the afternoon with me>Thanks Miss, bye
>>35791173>Care to spend the afternoon with me
>>35791173>Care to spend the afternoon with meKeep acting as if we're normal, confident, and not a sad pathetic sack of terrible tastes and awkwardness.
>>35791173Care to spent this afternoon with me?
>>35791173>Thanks Miss, byeI'm sorry guys, but she just creeps me out.
>>35791173>>Care to spend the afternoon with me?Were there any question for that? Gotta get that christmas cake.Probably not gonna go too well tho, we are bad at seducing, unless Claire.
>>35791173>Care to spend the afternoon with me?
>>35791173>Care to spend the afternoon with meYou shouldn't be cooped up all the time too, after all
SHIT! you can't do this to me on a day I have class! low blow, chuckles.
>>35791198Jesus, it's like you just masturbate to young girls and lolis.Gotta get the cakes, anon.>>35791173>Care to spend the afternoon with me?
>>35791231Stay as long as you want, and then read archive the next day. That's what I do.>>35791246Yea, that fucker wouldn't even fuck his own grandmother, what a creep.
>>35791267Yeah, man!I tap my granny's ass every week, it's good for her blood pressure.Then she bakes me cookies and we watch soap operas.
>>35791292Living the dream, anon.
gotta fucking love internet dropouts laptop is restarted, will start writan now
"Care to spend the afternoon with me?" I offer.She startles at that. "With you?" She shuffles some papers on her desk nervously. "M-my, I mean, I have so much paperwork."I shake my head. "You can catch up on that later, surely?" I ask.She shuffles them nervously a few more times. "I mean.... I could, but what would happen if I were seen..." she mumbles something incoherently, "with a student too... Highly... inappropriate."I laugh a little internally, as her cheeks turn pink, still trying to shuffle papers around on her desk. >What do
>>35791425We can take the train. There is a nice icecream shop close to the station.Nothing serious.
>>35791425Well, we could go to a fast food place with Rose and Mia. It's just a teacher taking a bunch of students for some food. All innocent, I assure you
>>35791469This?If there is a train, and ice crem shop nearby. Also if we have money.
>>35791425Seconding >>35791482Also go get some ice cream, and say its an alternate form of counseling
>>35791425We have this club form, don't we?We're just...receiving mentoring, one on one, from our counselor on what club to create.Completely harmless and innocent.
>>35791482Anything but some for of group thing... So>>35791469I guess
>>35791425"Getting out of the office may give you a fresh perspective on your students' worlds. Insight into their lives.""Also, you just shuffled your inbox into your outbox. I think you could use the break."
>>35791425Let's go with >>35791469
>>35791482>>35791492>>35791502>>35791507I like how this is going. Lure her with ice cream. Lewd Teachers love ice icecream.
>>35791535Use whipped cream instead. ice cream in not great for lewd activities.Unless you are really into ice cube play or something.
>>35791561I have a pacojet fetish.
>>35791561> icecube playI did it once. It was a good day.
Chuckles here, connection difficulties ensue, wacky adventure to fix them ongoing
"Why would it be inappropriate? All I wanted to discuss was what kind of club I might form?" You grin. "Perhaps over ice cream? There's a lovely little place by the train station on the Eastern Highway." She nods her head quickly, "Ah, club, icecream. Yes, I'd just be your advisor." She clears her throat, "Of course. Then let's get going." She smiles, stepping out from behind her desk. "Well, come along."I quickly text the girls, telling them I'm busy for the afternoon and follow her. She tries to walk half a step in front of me, and I let her lead, her back stiff.The train ride is short, thanks to the hypersonic train lines, we're a few kilometres down the line in a minute or so, unrecognised.I point out the ice cream place to her, holding the door for her to walk through. Unclipping her purse, she tells me, "I'm the adult her, don't worry, I can pay."You look up at the menu, every flavour imaginable, cones tubs, sundaes; which even come for two, and shakes. >What do?
>>35791847I just got the image of Chuckles having his router open, tinkering with the inside Frankenstein style with odd parts of houshold objects in place of actual purpose-built electronic components trying to make it work, with a big tinfoil and coat hanger antenna sticking out the top.>>35791888let her choose, and pay for our potion if we have any money left.
>>35791847>>35791847No need to lie.We all know you are jacking off to high school teachers for inspiration.
>>35791888Banana Split anyone?
>>35791888Offer a couple sundy just to tease her.Then order something she would like, just to offer her for further teasing.
>>35791888Go for a sundae for two.Nothing too expensive, keep it simple.
>>35791936you cant prove that>>35791920you also cant prove that
>>35791958I can. I'm you from the future.
>>35791888Suggest the sundae for two to gauge her reaction, then just get a simple cone.
>>35791888Do a couples sundae. It will save her money, after all
>>35791988seconding. We can pull the classic 'pass off as a joke if the reaction is negative' switcheroo
>>35791888Suggest some tasty oversugared thing for two when the waiter comes. let her confirm or deny.
"Maybe we should split a sundae." She coughs, hand hiding her face. "You know, to save money. I wouldn't want to be a drain on your resources."She looks at me, and very slowly nods. "Y-you're right. Thanks for being so considerate."She strolls up to the counter, fumbling her card out of her faux leather purse and paying for a sundae, I catch her asking for extra fudge on it as well.She takes it from the stoned looking service girl and carries it two handed to a small booth. She places it in the middle of the table as I slot myself into the opposite chair, placing the form on the table. "E-eat up." She murmurs, diving a spoon into the fudge and taking a small bite.I grab a spoon and swirl it through the dessert, savouring the gooey chocolatey flavour as it slides down my throat. "Mmmmm. So good." You groan.She nods her head quietly, the arm not holding her spoon held tight to her body. >What do
>>35792016Why do you need to remind me how much of a pleb i was?Jesus, you still didn't got any implants in 2014, right? I could send you nudes of our wife.
>>35792118stroke her leg slowly under the table, pretend it isnt us
>>35792120no the implants I got in 2012, after THE INCIDENT, and I'm fairly certain I can see my future wife naked now.... unless.... you don't mean... THE KURDS?
>>35792118We said we would talk about making a club so lets start there.
>>35792140Careful wit touching, remember what happened last time we surprised someone with holding hands.
>>35792140who.... who else could it be?
>>35792118"relax, it's not like we are dating. Besides, you helped me out a lot lately. How are you doing? Any problem with the hero kids?"
>>35792118First, Feet Must Touch. Later, drop some cream on pants.
>>35792164thats the point, flatly denying it, despite it obviously being us, critical overfluster
>>35792118ask her about club suggestions
>>35792118>>35792160It's our official excuse to be here, let's open with that to open her up
>>35792118"So, last time you'd mention one of our little "heroes" had a meltdown in your office.""Does that happen often?"
>>35792120dump nudes of future Mrs Chuckles
>>35792118Pull out the club forming paperwork, ask her what what needs to get done to start the club. Eventually ask if she'll be the club advise.
>>35792118Open her up with talk about clubs, it is our official excuse so we need a solid cover story of stuff that actually happened if someone sees us.
>>35792154Good on you for manning up with that girl.[/spoilers]
>>35792118I'm just waiting for her to get a little bit of ice cream/fudge on her face so we can wipe it off for her, then eat itWe should try to calm her down abit first though
>>35792118Encourage her to relax, there's nothing to be nervous about. Start off with asking her what kind of club we could make.
>>35792118Enjoy the food. Moar moaning.
>>35792211 may have bought a ring Mrs Chuckles stop reading this
>>35792250Well played daddy.
>>35792250Relax, she's sleeping. Night is strange here. You get to buy a nice apartment in jupiter and teach in a ender's school.
>>35792250Marriage is bad. Don't do it nigga
>>35792250you should put it on her while she's sleeping
"It's nice in here. right? Just a really smooth vibe. I guess you might call it... chill." I wait for the pun to fall flat on it's face, but to my surprise, she actually snorts in amusement. As she relaxes into her chair slightly, I slide the club form over. "So... what kind of club would you think I should form?"She takes another scoop of ice cream, cleaning the spoon spotless in one gulp. "Well... what are your interests?" She asks, "We don't talk about your life outside class much, do we?"I think to myself, what do I enjoy enough that I could use it to get through socialising with other people.">Write in >>35792318 and then she's my property, right?>>35792311r9k pls go >>35792291jupiter? but that place sucks, is Mrs chuckles still good at that thing she does?
>>35792337 Power Development Club. Or Human Relationships Investigation Club aka Fuck Club
>>35792337The only two answers that would be truthful would be "sex" and "hanging out with people who don't fit in". "I guess I like hanging out with people kinda like me. Not on any sports teams, not popular, no superpowers: people that would normally just blend miserably into the background."
>>35792337Misfit Club would probably be the best one.tell her we hang out with a couple normal people similar to us.
>>35792400The powerless representation committee
>>35792337Videogames. Maybe some /fit/stuff. Pop culture that feeds my shit taste... i'm all around, the most unimportant guy in town. That thing with the nose that's way too cute? Never lost it. Also, if you get an invitation to that hallowen shit? Go as a power ranger. She will laugh her ass off, and fall a little more for you.
>>35792337Smash Bros Club or Fight Club
>>35792437Maybe /fit/ght Club? Start off just getting stronker, then up the fightsin'
>>35792337Video Games, or maybe getting fit.Club for the Appreciation of Visual Media and Culture?We really are an uninteresting guy.
>>35792337Can't go wrong with a video game appreciation club, perhaps
>>35792436i meant that thing she does with her lower lip
>>35792337The Meta-Narrative Research Society, dedicated to interpreting the world around us as life imitating art; sit around on TVTropes all day.
>>35792337Ethics in game journalism and mens' rights
If we start a club, could that lead to us accidentally/intentionally giving the club members superpowers? I'm not entirely sure how it works since I haven't read every thread.
>>35792337I don't know, I'm getting great friends all right without a club.
>>35792337Artificially induces fitness club?Mia's stronk, and Claires stronk, and Rosas stronk are all artificially induced.
>>35792490Shit, she never did that.I MIGHT have fucked the timeline when i killed that guy that saved jesus from judas.Way to go chuckles, hope you learned from your future mistakes.
>>35792542Or just no club.Or Freudian research club.
well ill put the most popular votes in a poll in case anyone wants to change their mindspoll closes at 37 past the hourhttp://strawpoll.me/2871714>>35792543well its fucking adorable, does she at least do that thing with her ear?
A club focused on developing normal people's abilities. From art to bodybuilding to videogames. And if you are a good girl you might even get some superpowers. The Normal Club.
I'm getting some weird "Could not cast your vote. Error returned by server" error.
>>35792584In my timeline she does a thing with her eyebrow while making sillWilly noises.
>>35792584So you all realize that if we go for the "Power Development Club", she's going to be curious about how we'd actually go about developing people's powers?
>>35792634I thought the whole point was to work up to a demonstration for her?
alright vidya club wins
>>35792634 We tell her we develop the in a natural way while having them get fit and develop their natural skills. Or we can show her how we really do it, if she is willing.
>>35792627Yeah? Well in MY timeline she jumps up and down when she's excited, it's adorable
>>35792657You don't tell government employes abut your superpowers. They rat you out, and then you are tied to a chair in Malaysia, while they milk your prostate for super serum or some shit.
Just make it a Virtual Powers Development Club.
>>35792677Chuckles what is best in life?
alright the vote shifted back to a tie, so fuck it, gonna narrow the field down to the two choices>Vidya>Powers
>>35792674Well, then what are we wasting out time with this old lady for then?
>>35792677You ruin everything in a few years time, that's why the line is so splintered
>>35792669Oh fuck, did i fuck the multiverse contacting past chuckles? Fuck, way to go past chuckles, the bill for doing this is 700 credits.
>>35792682It did win though. He closed it at the 37 mark, which had it winning
>>35792698>Stare at boobsI don't mind either.
We can do vidja ting anywhere on internet. meeting in real life for video games is kinda dumb.
>>35792698PowersWe obviously suck at vidya if every girl we know always beats us.
>>35792698> vidya time
>>35792730Powers club means Neji or Sheen could join.
>>35792738They don't have powers>>35792698Powers it is!
>>35792752what? video crushed powers in votes.
>>35792707You still use currency in your timeline? We regressed to bartering
>>35792696crushing enemies, lamentation of their driving and seeing their women before you
>>35792774Yeah, we kept credits after the great mecha wars on mars. When i left the army, i sold the medals and went to jupiter. Ender kids are awesome.
>>35792773Final destination. I mean, I can't have been the only person who though it was obvious.
alright, by my count, vidya wins final d
>>35792828according to final destination Vidya won by a landslide>>35792715>>35792717>>35792735exact quotes, no extra stuff, powers only had 2 that where impossible to samefag, and they forgot the > before it.
>>35792872>hat where impossible to samefag>doesn't know about invis charsahahahahahahaha, keep being naive anon
>>35792822We never made it off of Earth, the Calamity saw to that
>>35792893invisible character show a blank space when highlighted.
"Uhhhh, I like video games? I guess? We could set up some consoles in a empty classroom and chill out?" I suggest.She nods emphatically, "Oh, that's a wonderful idea! I could help push that to the principal." She takes another scoop of ice cream. A tiny bit of fudge smears across her lower lip as she keeps talking. "I'd love to be your staff representative." She tells me, before "I- I mean, not l- you know.... I mean, I (enjoy) video games... (on occasion)" She ends in a whisper, face turning pink.I stare across at her, taking another bite of ice cream, before...>What do
>>35792956Wipe the fudge off of her lip with a finger and lick it off.Tell her that we'd love to have her, as our faculty adviser for our club.I would like to lick it off her lip, but there's a table between us, and it might be moving ahead too quickly.
>>35792954not if you know what you're doing, try to spot the ones in this post
>>35792956>"Thats a great idea, It is best to have a staff that actually enjoys the club subject as a representative.">"I should probably talk to my friends before officially forming a club though, to see if they are even interested.">wipe the fudge off her lip with a finger/napkinuse any combination of the above.
>>35792956"Whats your favorite game?"Ask her what she played as a kid to gauge her age.Also whats the law on polygamy in Australia Japan?
>>35792956> tell you what... you can be in MY club if you can beat me in MvC.
>>35792996So much this!>>35792999She kick our ass. We are a scrub.
>>35793009>>35792999>>35792956This.It means we'll be going to her house.
>>35793009See this:>>35793025We going to her house, nigga.GotGotta get this sweet cheesecake.
>>35792956Wipe the fudge with our finger, lick it, then tell her we'd love to have her as our advisor I if she can beat us at a game. Then Ask her what games she has at her place
why do you fucks wanna tease the poor woman?
>>35793123It will make it sweeter when we tap that.
>>35793123New girls = new powers
>>35793123because we gonna give her the D
>>35793123Nigga we wanna fuck this girl. We just startin' slow sall' romantic and shit. Nigga you got no game.
>>35793137it'll probably be telepathy since all the other girls got powers to help their personalities. Claire makes her better at sports, Mia makes her drawings literally come to life, and Eri spends all her life trying to be invisible. What would be a better power of a psychologists then being able to read someones mind.
>>35793160Oh hell... she gets mind control and forces us all to beModel students
You whip a finger across the table, wiping the fudge from her lip softly. "You missed a bit." You tell her, winking, before licking it slowly from your finger. She blushes deeper, staring determinedly into the sundae bowl, and taking another bite. "I'd love to have you as our advisor... if you can beat me at a game."She perks up at that, looking me in the eyes. "Wh-what?"I nod, "Yeah, c'mon, what kinda stuff you got at your place? Preferably multiplayer."She bites her spoon considering, "Multiplayer.... I have Shadow the Hedgehog? That's got fun multiplayer." My jaw hits the table in shock, before she giggles. "Just kidding... how about some.... Soul Cal?"I pick my jaw up from the table. Thank Christ."Your on, where's your place?" I ask.She startles. "M-my place? I thought we were going to play at school?">Alright fine>Well, you did offer me a dinner as well...>Other
>>35793247>Alright fineNo need to push it to far.Time to max out our Hermit Arcana
>>35793195BBEG background?Got the D, got the powers.
>>35793247>"Well, it'd be faster just to head to your place for a session than moving kit to school and finding a spare room"
>>35793247"Your choice, but I remember you DID offer me a dinner as well. I'd even help cook."
>>35793247>>Well, you did offer me a dinner as well...she owes us
>Alright fine>"But wouldn't your systems risk getting confiscated if another teacher or the principal saw? The club has not even been formed yet, and I don't want to get you in trouble."
>>35793247>Well, you did offer me a dinner as well...We giving her the D. Now.
>>35793247Well you did offer me dinner
>>35793247"Doesn't that come AFTER we've established the club?"
>>35793247>Other"But the club hasn't been officially formed yet. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble for bringing a console to school."
>>35793247>Well, you did offer me a dinner as well...Come on chucks, she really needs the D.Also, you can't let all that teacher porn you watched go to waste.
>>35793361>she>implying it isn't the cat fucking with us
Hmm I wonder what the legal age is in Japaustralia. This might not be statutory
>>35793409Isn't the legal age in Japan 13?
dinner wins, writaninsert zelda cdi king joke here
>>3579343514~ nationally, but every prefecture raises it with local ordinances.
>>35793435Yes.Buuuuuuuuut, each prefecture has raises it, making it effectively illegal everywhere.
"Well, it would be easier at your place, you wouldn't have to cart everything to school, or hide it from the principal. Besides," I grin, "You did offer me a dinner as well."She gulps, "Well... that is... I mean, you're right, but..." She glances around the parlour. "Alright, just... walk a few steps behind me, okay?"I follow her out the door, she walks ahead, hands loose at her side as she walks down the road.>Hold her hand as she walks>Let her be
>>35793505>Let her bei dont want to break her just yet
>>35793505>Let her beMight be some issues she has.
>>35793505> let her beWe can hold hands and cuddle after. She will put on more confortable clothes and shit.
>>35793505>Let her be
I'm just waiting for her to turn out to be some kind of meta-authority figure that tracks down rogue narrative elements, and all our perceptions of her age don't match because it's just a camouflage that makes us see what we're least likely to question.
>>35793505>>Let her beTriggering her powers now ill be difficult to explain
>>35793580She's still getting the D.
>>35793592Your creeper is missing an eye.You must mean we give her the D:
>>35793505Try to remember if her face and age changed. This seems too much like a trap.Seriously how old she looks?Also we should had checked her diploma, they are usually hanged from walls, and have graduation dates on them.
Come on chuckles, she won't give herself the D. We gotta do this.
>>35793777>she won't give herself the D.Says you. She can be /d/ material, we don't know.
>>35793777>she won't give herself the DShe can shapeshift, she probably can.
You let her keep her distance in front of you, as she leads you a few blocks away, to a block of dingy looking flats.She lets you into her third floor flat and you look around in surprise, its decked out in tonnes of vidya paraphenalia, bookshelves lined with more games than even Rosa's basement, as well as a huge TV, hooked up to dozens of consoles via various splitters, this sits in contrast to her shabby furniture, her mattress sits on the opposite side of the single room, resting bare on the floor with only a duvet and no blankets, while her couch looks ready to fall apart, lacking a dining table, her coffee table is stacked with dishes."Woah." I look around and even spot a life size Ryu model in the corner. "This is what I want my house to look like." I breathe. She just shrugs, "I'll... start dinner now." She gestures at the couch. "Feel free to take your shoes off." She murmurs>What do
watch her be a lich
>>35793777blame internet connections son
>>35793835Take our shoes off, carry the dirty dishes from the coffee table and help to clean the dishes as she cooks.
>>35793835Browse her games. I wanna know how much of a gamer she truly is
>>35793835take shoes off, clean at least as much dishes as we're gonna use.
>>35793835Oh god, now I'm imagining her as a grown up Vivian James.I bet she does lewd things with that Ryu.
>>35793835Take shoes off, help her.
Guys.Guys, listen.Really, guys.Just hear me out:Naked apron lewds.
>>35794031Not yet, too fast. Other than that, yes please.
>>35794031Yea!(especially if shape shifter)I hope she moves fast.
>>35794062I doubt she is a shape shifter. If anything, she's going to be an illusion user
>>35794046imagine this: she just came buckets and is all chilled out, cleaning dishes and huming, naked as the day she was born, a breath taking scene with a small and silky butt. Then we get up and give her an orgasm so strong she can't keep herself standing and has to hold on the sink whit the bigest ahegao on the world
I kick my shoes off, leaving them by the door and grab a stack of dishes, carting them into the kitchen. "Oh, you don't have too-"I cut her off, "It would be my pleasure Miss Gutla." I tell her, running the sink full of hot water as she slices some capsicum.She blushes. "Well, we're out of school... you can call me Marie." She gives me a tiny smile. "That's not weird is it? (That's an okay thing to happen... right?)" She says under her breath, gripping the bench.>Not at all.... Miss Gutla>Not at all Marie>Other
>>35794205>Not at all Marie
>>35794205>Not at all, marie.Get casual.Also, we don't have to be kawaii out of the streets. Shifting to sempai mode.
>>35794205>OtherPut our hand on hers The one that's gripping the bench."Thank you Marie, I don't think it's weird at all."
>>35794205>Not at all MarieFind some excuse to brush up against her, touch her hands.
>>35794205Not at all mistress Marie?
>>35794205>Not at all
>>35794205>not at all MToh whoops, jumped the gun a bit
>>35794205>>Not at all Marie>"But I'd rather call you babe..."
>>35794316Oh please, we all know the one who's really MT in disguise is Daniel
>>35794339future chuckles stop spoiling
>>35794205> Marie> MShe gave us condoms. She have been craving for the D for a long time.
>>35794361>MMom. She wants Daniel to give all the girls the D
>>35794339I'd believe it. Only other one shown to give out powers.
>>35794349Fuck, future chuckles just fucked the timeline again.Way to go, past chuckles, you cunthead.
>>35794372Mum has reality warping powers, and is making women want to fuck us so she gets so grand babies, having given up on Mike and wanting Eri to fuck us
Does no one think that the giant house full of vidya paraphernalia isn't really suspicious when it's what we just talked about? I know this is Japan-straya, but god damn. We should be a lot more cautious than we're being. Don't let the smell of lewds lead you astray, anons!This smells like a weeaboo trap to me.
>>35794402She was once a magical girl. Dad was the familiar. It's why he never talks and we can give powers.
>>35794361She might have just wanted us to keep Claire in check.
>>35794409Dude, if you let me acquire socks from Rosa, we'd have been the trap.
>>35794409QUIET YOU NOTHING IS WRONG THINK WITH YOUR D.
>>35794409You have to think mpre with your genitals insted of your brain, anon.
Anons please stop speculating what can go wrong with Gutla. Maybe Chuckles planned her to be normal but you're all giving him ideas and now it's going to go to shit and it's all your fault.
>>35794522Chuckles wouldn't do that. I mean Look at him.
"Not at all Marie." I smile back, beginning to scrub what seems to be a week old bowl of..... I sniff it a bit closer, vindaloo? Maybe? Hmm.As I work my way through the stack of dishes, she tosses the food into a pot, somehow magicking up a sauce from her ingredients, she sets a rich, aromatic bolognese, stirring in slices of fried bacon with the mince and veggies."D-do you think it tastes okay so far?" She asks, offering a spoon to me with a sample of sauce on the tip.I place my hands over hers to steady the spoon, and she startles. "Tastes amazing Miss- Marie." I correct myself. She returns to her stirring, shifting her weight from side to side in a sleight jig. "I never know if others like my cooking..." She mentions, as I finish the dishes, setting them to air dry, "Usually it's just dinner for one at Casa Gutla.">Write in
>>35794541"Lets make that two then, I've got free time."
Hey, I thought of some powers the Gupta lady could have!>Power 1: When someone looks her in the eye, they can't use powers.>Power 2: When she stares really hard at someone, they reconsider their entire life.>Power 3: Laser eyes.
>>35794541Well we'll have to change that. I'll come over more often from now on... Hey maybe we could even host a club event or two here?
>>35794564Something like this sounds good.>>35794558That's already what we're doing anon, we came to her house for dinner
>>35794541>>35794564This. Offer to bring and make food.
>>35794535>non-animated .gifyou monster, that's just something chuckles would do.
>>35794583>>35794579>>35794572>>35794564>>35794562>>35794558So:We gain another harem member AND a house.
>>35794564Would we all even fit?
>>35794664Crowded is best for lewds.
>>35794541"Then maybe I can come over more often. We could even do some extracurricular club activities, maybe even some "mentoring"."
"Well, we'll have to change that, now, won't we?" She turns to look me in the eyes, blushing slightly. "I can visit... and we might even be able to host a few club events here?"She chews her lip, wiping her hands on her apron, "That... sounds nice." She smiles on the latter words. I nod, "I can even whip up some food for the meetings as well, give you a helping hand?"She smiles at that, before the pot behind her hisses. "Oh, the pasta!" She whips around and dumps the overflowing pot, straining the penne in the sink.She quickly turfs some into two bowls, covering it with a decent few scoops of the sauce. She hooks her apron off her neck and throws it over her fridge. She steps over to me, the bowl held out to me.I take it, and she makes eye contact as I my fingers wrap over hers on the edge of the bowl.>Write in
>>35794411A dad is fine too
>>35794820Keep ahold.Look into her eyes.Smile.
>>35794820Is this where we kissu?
>>35794820Give her our sweetest smile that will make she wiah to hold us as a cutcurte student, serve her and engage smalltalk and jokes.
>>35794583Looks like she can cooks way better than us.
>>35794820Keep a hold of her hand with one hand while we hold our bowl with the other. Lead her towards the sofa, sit down her down and sit down next to her, legs touching. Eat, letting our hands touch her every now and again, talk about what games she likes.
>>35794820" Haven't felt this levels of sexual tension since that time I raped Claire in the library."
>>35794820smile and take a bit tell her how good it is
>>35794933Its over boiled pasta.Complimenting on it would make us seem like a liar.
>>35794820>"thank you, Marie. I'm sure you taste delicious." Blush, "I mean it tastes delicious!"
>>35794972she add a meat sauce
>>35794912Let's do this
>>35794820Go for the kiss
>>35794820DROP THE SPAGHETTI
>>35795254BUT IT'S PENNE ANON
>>35795254No, we must consume the spaghetti, we must become one with the spaghetti!
>>35795288an then we become spaghetti lordright
I manage to give her my least creepy/shit eating smile, and tilt my head to the couch. I take my bowl away with one hand and lead her by the hand to the couch. I take the middle raggedy cushion, patting the one next to me. The small size of the couch forces our legs to be touching as I sniff the bowl. "I'm sure you taste delic- I mean I'm sure it's delicious." I grin at her.She blushes furiously, staring into her bowl and quickly forking some into her mouth. Heh"So what kinda games do you play then?" I ask her.She shrugs, still staring into her food. "Bit of everything... except shooters... not really my thing."I glance at the Ryu, "So you play fighters?" She nods enthusiastically, "Yeah, I mean, I've never played in a tournament, but I like to think I'm pretty alright.""I know you're pretty.... alright." I mutter under my breath. "And I like Strategy stuff." She says, pointing at the tower hooked into her TV. Looks... advanced... and hand made.I nod, soaking the /v/ vibe of the place in as I chew my food. We continue making small talk about vidya and she slowly grows more comfortable, relaxing back into the couch. Eventually, we both finish our dinners, I take her bowl and mine and leave them on the coffee table, resting back on the couch with her. I yawn, starting to feel my late night from yesterday and my early wakeup, the couch feels like it could swallow me up into the realm of dreams, my hand drops onto the cushion next to me.I scratch it idly.. "Em..." That isn't cushion, I squeeze. "Daniel?" This is thigh meat.>What do
>>35795337" I thought I could get some dessert."
>>35795363you think we're going to fuck the christmas cake tonight?nah son, chuckles is gonna tease this shit a bit longer
>>35795337Look at her deep in the eyes for a couple of seconds and take your hand off, with a shy face. We are getting her with our kawaii side.
>>35795337>Remove hand, pass out.
>>35795337Rub higher on the thigh. We've already made our mistake, might as well go for it
>>35795337"Oops, sorry" and slowly remove hand.
>>35795404Slowly, dude. We using the game lewds tatic.
>>35795404Eh, might be pushing it a bit. We don't want her to freak out.
>>35795337>Retract hand like a girly man.
>>35795337Rub her thigh, smile and ask her what games she wants to play with a wink
>>35795337>"Oh shit, I'm sorry.">lovingly caress her dick
"I was thinking about getting some dessert." I tell her, sliding my hand up her thigh slowly, the rough cloth of her pants feels oddly pleasant under my sliding palm.She coughs nervously. "Um.... I think I have some... leftover cake in the fridge? It's not that old?"She makes no move to bat my hand away, other than sitting more upright on the couch, as I curl my hand to the lower sections of her inner thighs.The skin is warm through the cloth. I blink lazily at the counsellor, smiling.>Write in
>>35795584"Great!"Then we go get some cake for both of us and leave her flustered.
>>35795584"I was thinking a drink maybe, do you think you have anything around?"
>>35795608I like it.
>>35795584I.....was thinking something elseThen go for the kiss
>>35795584" Chirstmas cake is my favourite dessert."
>>35795608>>35795584OH SHIT, THIS.
>>35795584>Remove hand, recieve cake.
>>35795584this>>35795608flustered christmas cake is best cake.
>>35795643>>35795621>>35795584Something like this
>>35795584" Some people say the older the better." Close in for the kiss.
>>35795584She's into it, time to go for the kissGuys let's stop with the teasing. We've always had to be pretty direct to get the chicks. No more pussy footing around
Y'all won't get any Christmas Cake if you eat it too soon. Cool it down a little. Also, Christmas Cake is an insult.
>>35795701Who's pussy footing around, we're just having some fun.
>>35795584>>35795608Let's do it.
>>35795584Let's go, chucks, give us the lewds!
>>35795736>>35795741>>35795757>>35795759Am I the only one who finds this sudden mass of one word secondings of the same two posts mighty suspicious?
>>35795584Go for the kiss
>>35795675What? how is saying YOUR OLD a good idea?
yeah i suspect a touch of samefagging here, time for a short strawpollhttp://strawpoll.me/2873325will shut at 8 past the hour
>>35795784 I wrote both of the ones with the " " so I least I can asure you I'm not the doing it. Actually, having someone willing to samefag for my sake is kind of cute.
>>35795845really wish there was an alternative to strawpoll that couldn't be samefag'd by deleting cookies and history.
alright christmas wins
>>35795886I guess senpai finally noticed you.
>>35795845Funny how Fridge cake had clear majority and then Christmas cake started getting a vote every couple of seconds.
>>35795922Its our moto. We are both sempai and kawaii. Alpha and omega, born from the background to fight for lewds and cakes!We are Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town!
>>35795969indeed, Final Destination here with EXACT quote(including single >) here and a 5 minute from post timer is much more reliable, there is no way there are 31 people reading this.
>>35795915Somehow I don't predict sexy times.
>>35796046She'll probably freak out and kick us out.
>>35796046If the lineOLDER IS BETTER is used it won't that's not sexy or flirty it's fucking rude.
>>35796065WorthI voted for christmas cake cause I want her to hate us
>>35796046I want to disagree with you. I really do.
>>35796090So you're the same fag. Well thanks dick.
>>35795915Come on chucks, there was a lot of samefag. Could at least not fuck our relationship with mari?
>>35796090I hope you step on lego.
>>35796046I know. It's just funny to see Daniel fuck up once.
I lean forward off the cushions, "Always did like cake a bit more mature." I whisper, before leaning in and kissing her gently, hand moving from her thigh and cupping her cheek.She lets me lean in, her lips parting wetly as I connect with them. Her whole body stiffens under her work clothes, as I slip my tongue into her mouth.I slip the hand from her cheek, pressing it into her warm hip, trying to angle her towards me better as I lick her tongue, playing with her, as she shuts her eyes.I can feel the heat of her cheeks this close up. She rotates on the couch, so that we now face each other rather on the cushions and I push her back on the cushions, her head resting against the couchs' arm.The electronics in the room rattle and buzz, the lights dim, which only sets the mood more for me, as I slide my hand from her hip, moving to grab her butt.Her hands, which had been idly resting against my chest, now push me upwards, breaking the kiss. A string of saliva connects her lips to mine, slowly dangling loose from my lips and falling into her mouth.She purses her lips, gathers her breath and speaks. "Daniel.... This is.... I mean, you're my client... and you're underage... oh god.">Write in
Cuckholding /th/ loses a vote and immediately start yelling about samefagging. Never change /tg/
>>35796112I only voted once bud. I was just saying why I voted.
>>35796113>Mari doesn't act angry by the situation >She starts dating us.>School finds out she gets fired>Loses her license>Can't find work
>>35796142"Ok ok. Sorry. It's just you were pretty and I couldn't help myself. Just forget it ever happened. Also you might want to um be careful for a bit. You might have electrical powers now.
>>35796142"All we are now Marie, is a man and a woman."
>>35796142"My girlfriend is fine with it, if that helps."
>>35796142>The electronics in the room rattle and buzz, the lights dim, which only sets the mood more for me, as I slide my hand from her hip, moving to grab her butt.Ooh, nice, looks like Marie gets electric powers.
>>35796142" Does it really matter? If we both wish for this, we shouldn't allow such petty reasons to stop us from loving each other. Do you really hate the idea so much, Marie?"
>>35796142"No one will ever know, mari"> kiss her neck with passion"Or we could decide this over that game, uh?"
>>35796142"Everything's going to be fine." Proceed with lewds.>>35796229or seconding this.
>>35796201>>35796216No. Save that for LATER.>>35796142Don't even speak, don't let her think about it.Kiss, grope, engage in lewd times.
>>35796213Wonder how upset she'll get if she ends up frying all her stuff?
>>35796142"Sorry sorry. I was um.. Testing something." Then explain our powers to her
>>35796142God damn all these write ins.>>35796201I laughed.
>>35796216Rosa and Mia are just friends. Rosa with benefits. Only one GF.
>>35796142Shut up and lewd. Saying something might mess this up.Or go for something "but it feels right" like.
Fucking Kenji fags...
>>35796142>rape + blackmail
>>35796142>Dan trying to get some.Keep trying scrub.
>>35796293Are you in the right thread anon?
>>35796245this. Then she asks how we found out about our powers. Then >>35796201 .
>>35796237>>35796280Something like this.Maybe with a side of >>35796282 and >>35796229
>>35796259I donno. The 3 of them pretty much are. I remember when Claire gave us a funny look when we didn't say we were Mia's boyfriend way back
>>35796293Kenji is shit for not giving his girls the D. And also a fag.We are giving love and powers to our girls.
>>35796142As much as I hate to do this, stop temporarily.We don't want to accidentally fry all of her games and saves.Tell her that we can take it slowly, until we graduate. And then tell her that we think we activate latent superpowers; and her's seem to be about electricity.Look at all of her games, guys. I'm not going to ruin all of her savegames just because we couldn't wait for a better time/place for lewds.
>>35796363This games more important then lewds.
>>35796363But if that happens.. she'll have to take up "other" extra curricular activities.
Deleting >>35796282>>35796363 is right. We can't jeopardize all of those saves!
>>35796363This for sure
>>35796142>>35796363>I accidentally your electric powerswell that's ok>I accidentally your entire game librarywe're never coming back, and chalk up one BBEG
>>35796363This don't hurt the games
>>35796363This, we really don't want to ruin all that vidya
>>35796363This is a good point, we shouldn't ruin her vidya.
>>35796460>>35796454>>35796451>>35796450>>35796449>>35796422>>35796417>>35796407>>35796378Jesus fuck this samefag
Guys, if you think not accidentally wiping Mari's entire game library and all of her consoles is important, delete any posts you made to the contrary.
>>35796470>Half the posts in under a minuteK
>>35796363Hey, for all we know she might touch a game and Zelda joins use in a threeway.
>>35796363Trow/put/slide the remotes/wires away far enough to not get affected?
>>35796496EM fields bro. could still fry the lot
>>35796470I'm not saying we don't fuck her, just we wait until we're in a place with less sensitive electronics around.
I lean back down and kiss her, breaking away to quickly whisper. "I can keep a secret. Outside, you're just my counsellor, in here, we're just Marie and Danny... just a man and a woman."Her hands resist weakly, "I mean we are... but, I mean... and you're a child, a boy I have to look after..." Even as she says it, her elbows start to bend, letting me lean back in, closer and closer.Her breath blows warmly on my lips, tickling on my skin. The lights flicker back to regular brightness, bathing the two of us in it's soft glow.>What do
Let's get another straw poll
>>35796470>S-Stop screwing up my L-l-lewd chances guise!
>>35796490Posts can only be deleted for a limted time after posting.
>>35796533Looks like we aren't going to fry the electronics, so commence lewding, I guess.
>>35796496It affected all of the controllers and the lights in the room. At best, it's an electromagnetic field centered on Mari.At worst, it's all electricity in an area.Her hard drives, gaming rig, consoles, memory cards, and old cartridges would all need to be placed inside of a Faraday Cage, and that's assuming that one would be able to protect from an Electricity Manipulation superpower.None of her games, consoles, or PC are safe.
>>35796533Go for more lewds. No more words
>>35796533RIP bideo james
>>35796533Fuck the teacher!
>>35796553>>35796533Second.>>35796562Jesus fuck no one cares about this science bullshit
>>35796533Stop. Don't endanger the savegames.
>>35796533Ass gropingKissing Light stripping
>>35796533"I'm sorry... I moving to quick... All um... Show myself out I guess..."
>>35796533Do it faget
Guys can we meet ONE woman without immediately thinking of ways to fuck her.
>>35796533Alright. Seems the electricity was due to her being shocked at the situation. As she calms down, it seems to fade. Commence lewding, but nice and slowly
>>35796533Bathe her in our soft glow, ifunowhatimean
>>35796619Sure. We met mom. Just about every girl at school we don't think twice about.
>>35796619We used to.
>>35796580>being this ignorant>on 4chanwell, I'd say it's about par for the course actually
>>35796619This is tg.So no.
>>35796640>>35796634>implying that stopped us from trying Eri
>>35796533"... the lights just did that on their own, didn't they?"
>>35796619Mom.The girls on Claire's team.
>>35796619Pretty sure no one mentioned lewding Rosa's mom. I could be wrong though
>>35796619Well, we met the cheerleader squad. Does that count?
>>35796619yes, but today is not that day.
>>35796619Well our mom, for one, and every harem member in the school.
>>35796562Also lights dim. Its probably electricity sucking, not EMP. That shit would go 10000 suns before blowing up.Games are probably safe, unless other stuff happens.
>>35796619Mom?thank god he didn't ask for two..
>>35796704>electricity suckingThat may be fine for games that are on a hard drive, or written onto flash memory, but what about the older game cartridges with their onboard batteries?And different things triggered different powers; doing more than kissing could lead to an EMP.
>>35796759We're about to find out.
>>35796562>hard drives, gaming rig, consoles, memory cards, and old cartridges would all need to be placed inside of a Faraday CageMy hard disk is basically a metal box around platters. That's how it got that FCC label.
>>35796772You mean we're about to make a BBEG right?
>>35796788How is this BBEG? We're fucking a teacher.
>>35796779That's not going to protect the drive if there's an induced current from the frying motherboard.
>>35796829She might not care. Electrifying sex is a lot better than videogames.
Well I for one vote to protect all the cool shit from her electro-powers. All it takes it moving to another room for crying out loud
>>35796889Nigga shut up about the games
>>35796889We may be pulled to the bedroom who knows?!
>>35796788Big bad, who is a normal person, whose only chance to get superpowers is to have sex with us.I ain't complaining.(Lewd ally is better tho)
>>35796911This is a one-room flat.
>>35796788So.. she runs off to destroy the world... and her powers run out.She'll have to race back and get a quicky if she wants to rob a bank.
I lean back in, connecting the kiss. The woman's lips part, letting me inside her again. She groans slightly, probably frustrated at herself. Best make her forget that frustration then.I deepen the kiss, lapping at her tongue, encouraging her to play, as I run my hand down her side, positioning it beneath her butt and squeezing softly, her skin feeling satisfyingly giving in my grip.She squeaks and bounces at the touch, thrusting her body upwards into me. The lights dim again as her eyes fly open. But I leave my hand where it is, letter her get accustomed to it, breaking the kiss and trailing them across her cheek down to her neck and nibbling at the tender skin there."Daniel, please, I've never-" The TV flickers on, shuffling through channels on it's own accord, the computer tower whirrs to life, accompanied by it's console cousins.The sudden bursts of disjointed noise startle me, as I turn to watch it, flicking through cartoon channels, then documentary, followed by movies, porn, news and entertainment networks."What's going on?" Marie asks, looking around, bewildered.>Write in
>>35796937Bend her over kitchen table, and have her boobs be in noodle bowl?Kinky?
>>35796533Continue the lewds
>>35796956"yeah thats me my power is giving others powers
>>35796956Sigh, lose the boner and explain.
>>35796956Tell her you'll explain afterwards and then continue the lewds
>>35796956"I have a tendency to inspire super powers in people."
>>35796956Calm her down, break it to her gently that we're a superpower catalyst. An emotional connection is part of that catalyst; guess this proves that we have feelings for each other.But seriously, this is feeding power and control signals to all of her electronics. Stop and figure out somewhere else we can do this, so that we don't fry her thousands of dollars worth of games and thousands of hours of saved games.
>>35796829The metal box is between the motherboard and the platters, see pic. Also the currents in your mobo won't be high, since these are tiny metal lines.
>>35796956"This." Give her a good kiss hopefully the lights will flicker. "When I share emotions with people.. it unlocks their inner powers.. or some shit."
>>35796956Danny, unleash exposition.
>>35796956"Apparently my superpower is giving other people superpowers through intimacy.""Mine is the lewd that makes the impossible possible."
>>35796956That's me being excited. I'm the guy that buys paper porn magazine in this town.
>>35796956Maybe you awakened superpowers or something? Happens a lot to people around me.(don't explain too much.)Lets move away from electronics?Go to kitchen and see if it stops. IF yes, bend over the the table.
>>35797027>Stop and figure out somewhere else we can do this, so that we don't fry her thousands of dollars worth of games and thousands of hours of saved gamesIn Mike's room?
>>35797027Dude. Nothing has implied we will hurt the games. Let this shit go. Is the tv broken, nope. The saves you seem so obsessed with will be safe
>>35797176Hey, he only has one computer left! Though it would probably be best if it got wiped before he gets in trouble with the law.
"Woah, woah, easy..." I place my hands on her shoulders reassuringly. "There's not exactly an easy way to break this..."She stares at me confused. "What?""Well... I appear to be a superpower catalyst and I think it has something to do with having an emotional connection to the person as I touch them." She gasps. "But I guess that means I know how you feel." I tell her, jokingly."So I'm doing... whatever this is?" She asks.I nod and roll off her, allowing her to sit up. "I think we should probably figure out a way of... this." I wave between the two of us. "Without frying all your stuff."She looks around her flat worriedly. "You think I might do that?"I nod, "You're probably messing with electronics without meaning it. It'll wear off after I stop touching you for a while." "W--ell, what do we... I mean... us?" She gestures around, "What do I do with...">Write in
>>35797383"How about a hotel?""A love hotel?"
>>35797383"Well i guess we gotta call it here then. No where to store it"
>>35797375"Have you got a bedroom, you know away from the electrics?"
>>35797431Since she has a mattress in here, I was assuming it's just a one room apartment.
>>35797431>>35797446her mattress is in this room guys
>>35797383You know of anywhere near here with less electronics that you care about?
>>35797383Well.. we can take it slow here... or head to a.. hotel?
>>35797383Aluminium foil to separate the mattress from the electronic. Bam, EM shielding. Claire van or our place?
>>35797383The place has to have a low chance of her being recognized, or of us being disturbed. I'd suggest Claire's old place, but her dad will likely take this opportunity to come home. What likely places does Danny know about?And we should get a spare memory card and see if it gets corrupted.
>>35797383The school's electronics are probably shielded. All those super-powered teenagers running around.
>>35797383Let's go to the beach. There is a famous sandbeach in Japaustralia. Bring condoms.
Unplug all the shit, back to lewds.
>>35797383>>35797607seconding! Best idea! EASY IDEA!
>>35797607meh. Plugged shit are grounded at least.
>>35797558We could use her office, locking the door. But the walls of her office are thin, so it may not work.
>>35797607Just turn off the surge protectors, that way everything is grounded.
alright, Final D>Switch off electronics, hope for best>Head to a motel, hope for best>Fuck it, just cuddle
>>35797829>Fuck it, just cuddle
>>35797829>Head to a motel, hope for best
>>35797829fuck it just cuddles
>>35797829>fuck it just cuddle
>Switch off electronics, hope for best
>>35797829>>Fuck it, just cuddle
>>35797829>>Switch off electronics, hope for best
>>35797829>Switch off electronics, hope for best
>>35797829>>Head to a motel, hope for best
>>35797829>switch off electronics, hope for the bestwe never should have mentioned save files with chuckles in earshot.we betray ourselves once again.
>>35797829>>Fuck it, just cuddlewe can actually fuck her
>>35797829Head to motel
>>35797829>Switch off electronics, hope for bestHope i'm not too late
>>35798101than why you wanna just cuddle
>>35798072You think he didn't have this planned from the beginning?With the mention of all of the games and the custom gaming rig, it seemed obvious.
>>35798131I left out the word later
>>35797829>Switch off electronics, hope for bestCome on guys, we can do this! She needs the D!
>>35798158Feel it'd be better to head to a motel then
>>35797829> Fuck it, just cuddle
>>35797829>switch off electronics, hope for the best
I'm getting the feeling some people don't know how final destination works.
are there actually thirty people here or is the samefag just strong tonite
>>35798276The latter, I'm pretty sure.
>>35798276I think it's gotten to the stage where everyone is convinced the "other side" is samefagging. So now it's just samefags samefagging to outsamefag samefags.
"Never mind for now." You tell her. "It's late, and I am very tired today." I yawn, stretching to crack my back. "Let's just get some sleep.... I can sleep here tonight right?"She nods, blushing. "Were we not going too?" She asks shyly.I give her a flat look, before winking and strutting to her mattress, patting the space next to me.She looks down at her work clothes. "I'm just going to...." She grabs a pile of clothes off the floor and dashes for her tiny bathroom.I sit and wait, eyelids drooping. Eventually she emerges, dressed in flannel pajamas, adorned with little cartoony bears.I can't help it, the sight of the grown woman in teddy bear pajamas sets me laughing. She shuffles her feet, embaressed. "You don't l-like them?" She asks.I shake me head, "No I do... they're adorable." I pat the mattress again. "Now come on Ms Gutla, can't afford to oversleep tomorrow. I might miss class!" She blushes, but settles down on the bed facing me, her cheek flattening adorably on the pillow as she lays down, staring into my eyes. "G-goodnight." She murmurs.I shake my head, "Try more like this, it's more comfortable." I tell her. I indicate for her to roll over. She obliges and I scoot closer, wrapping my arms around her waist and nestling my head into her hair. "There, this is how we'll sleep together, okay?" She nods. Even without seeing her face, I just know her face is bright crimson. "O-okay. Goodnight Daniel." "Goodnight Marie."And I let sleep take me, zonking out into the night, wrapped around my counsellor. >END OF EPISODE 18
bet his internet died completely.
>>35798412Your mother is a samefag
>>35798426Thanks for running Chuckles.
>>35798432it almost did, but I kicked it across the finish line, gasping and bleeding
>>35798426D'awww.Thanks for the thread, Chuckles.
>>35798426The boner in my heart is aching, but we just blue balled our councillor.
>>35798472See you next thread and in the future, past chuckles.
>>35798437Your mother AND your father are a samefag.
>>35798545It'll make the eventual dicking all the more worthwhile.
>>35798426She wanted it so bad.
I am the only one getting School Days vibes from this?
>>35798472Besides that pervert of an old Scotsman, does anyone else actually live at Claire's trailerpark?We could experiment with cartridges and memory cards with Marie behind closed doors at school, to see the extent of her powers, right?
>>35798589I've never watched School Days, so I wouldn't know. What about it is giving you that vibe?
>>35798472We all know the real reason chuckles.
>>35798555see you in the potential future you nose loving weirdo it IS adorable though >>35798595yes, of course they do>>35798613you got me, I was harvesting our kangaroos pouch mucus for the morning shift
With all this talk of saves, would one of her powers be save-state? Every time we fuck her we revert back to when we last came inside her.
>>35798605 MC is initially a clueless and kind of beta dude. Eventually, he discovers he is pretty popular with girls and they tend to allow her to fuck them. From that point onwards he proceeds to fuck every girl he knows until one of them stabs him to death and then his former girlfriend kills that girl, takes his head and goes on a nice trip in her boat with it.
>>35798733I dunno, Danny's been pretty honest with all of them so far. Hopefully /tg/ will vote to tell Marie about our girlfriend situation before we do anything dumb.
>>35798784 Yeah but that actitude of fucking everyone we know might end up getting us into trouble. And School Days MC was a nice guy at the beginning too. He turned into shit later on.
>>35798921Well, it's something to watch out for, but in general /tg/'s a bit too moralfaggy to turn into an asshole.
>>35798787>>35798787 whenever i god damn feel like it sometime late in the week, definitely cant tomorrow as I must attend engagement nonsense for Mrs Chuckles family, probably not the day after either because probable date nightnot sure if i will do another bgq between this and space monkeys eithercheck the twitter basically
How the hell are we going to be able to afford 4 girlfriends?
>>35799391why is that boy in the bottom right holding a pregnancy test, thats not how that works silly