The three of us sit around a table, sharing a Saiyan sized meal, courtesy of the Arlian King. The bar on planet Frieza 419 is dingy, reeks of smoke and meat, the air is always tense and crackling for a fight.You feel at home in places like this. "The Tye Die Shirt" It's called, a grim reminder of the PTO takeover of the planet.You swallow the leg of mystery meat, savouring the smoky flavour, the Octoid waiter setting the plate down and backing away fearfully as the three of you wolf the plate down rabidly.Teito wipes her mouth, belching slightly and looking around. "Can't we just have a little fun?" She begs.You shake your head. "Not on a numbered planet. Cold's reach on Arlia might have been tenuous, but not here." A security camera buzzes overhead, the reason the three of you are wearing disguising belts over your tails.Risel dabs at her mouth with a napkin. "Well, we should probably look around while we're here... See if anyones heard of any-" An off duty PTO soldier walks past, "Of those dirty monkeys- might have shown their faces around here." She finishes in a whisper, flitting her eyes at the Octoid meaningfully.You nod, "Couldn't hurt." The three of you stand, readjusting your armours for the huge meal you're metabolising. Both girls split off to look on their own, as you think about where to search for clues.>Check the space port>Check the PTO office for bounties>Check the city library
>You get up right in time or Space Monkeys Quest >Check the PTO office for bountiesSee if the Saiyan bounty is high
>>35768846>Check the space portBounties with actual leads on the location of Saiyans would have probably attracted attention already and it's rather unlikely the library of a numbered planet contains anything useful that Frieza's goons haven't stumbled upon already, unless it's buried so deep we aren't going to dig it up anyways.On a somewhat more long-term note, we should totally kidnap Gohan before Goku has the chance to raise him as a pathetic little wimp.
>>35768958All my attempts at Zarbon shipping with been shot down due to mixing Saiyan gens and now you want to raise a halfling? For shame
>>35768846the thought of saiyans in a library just makes me laughI wonder if the PTO might see through our paper thin disguise.
>>35768846>>Check the space port
>>35768846>Check the space portHah not 2 hours late this time.
>>35768998I want an existing halfing to serve the glorious Saiyan master race as a slave, yes.
>>35768846>Check the city library
>>35768846Go to the nearest bar/bar equivalent and get int o a fight?
>>35769201We just left the nearest bar after telling our companions we can't get into a fight on a freeza numbered planet.
Check out space port>>35769201no, trying to keep a low profile here.
You clip your scouter back on, grabbing it form it's place on the table. Pushing out through the door, you half regret dodging around a fist fight in the door way.You head back to the space port, kicking a scrap of metal out of your path. Your new ship gleams in one bay, courtesy of your most recent conquest.Looking around, you can spot a few shady looking individuals, always the most likely sources of information when your working outside the PTO. Lounging around a beat up looking couple of pods are some octoids, gang types by the look of them. Standing in a corner, just out of sight of a whirring camera a few paces back is a woman with red skin and pointed ears, of a species you don't recognise.Floating a few feet above the floor by a luxury egg shaped ship is a Heran woman, blue skin turned white by the light of the planet's white dwarf.You tap your chin, pondering>who seems the shadiest?
>>35769257>woman with red skin and pointed ears, of a species you don't recognise.That one.
>>35768846>Space Monkey QuestIt's already time for part two?Based Chuckles>>35769257>Unknown SpeciesNew people to meet and beat up.
>>35769257The Heran.She's the most out of place. Like a rabbit in a den of lions.
>>35769275I'll second this.
>>35768846Based chuckles posting pastebin lewds
You approach the red skinned woman slowly. "Afternoon." You greet her.She jerks her head up to face you. "Ey? Whacha want?" Her scouter looks new and expensive."Well, I was just interested in starting a conversation." You smile, baring your teeth. "You seem... like a fringe element. I thought you might like to speak with others like yourself."The red skinned woman squints, "And why should I trust a bleeding yobo loike you? I don't know you mate." Oh, you have heard of these people, infamous for their ridiculous speech patterns. She's a Brench. "Well....>Write in
>>35769412>BrenchWhich means she's vain as hell.Just compliment her and then ask her if she's heard anything about the PTO letting saiyans run around.
>>35769412Nice. Fuck is a yobo?>>35769450So should we try pick up lines?"Perhaps I could by you a drink and we could get to know each other?"
>>35769499>YoboSorta like a hobo, but young.
>>35769499Yobo/Yobbo = hooligan.
>>35769531>>35769542Oh.. wait Shit... she's got us pegged.
>>35769547Quick, act natural.
>>35769555Uhhh Uhhh uhh... Okay wait got it.>>35769412PUNCH HER IN THE FACE! Or.. wait no "Ay bby u want sum fuk?"Perfectly natural.
>>35769412"So distrusting... wise for some one so.. attractive. Perhaps we could get to know each other better?"
>>35769412"Hey I just want to talk where's the harm in that?"
>>35769412>>35769600Seconding.Might add that we can make it worth her while.
>>35769574...I detect a flaw in my suggestion.How about natural for risel? Passive and ineffective?
>>35769617So.. a "Gosh your purdy, I uhh. well it's just that Uhm.."
>>35769412>I don't know you mate"Hah, then we gotta change that, don't we?"She's basically a space Australian, let's win her over with food and drinks.
>>35769412>>35769645Check. Tell her she's pretty and buy her food and beer.My god.. are Saiyans space Australians in spirit?
"So distrusting..." You cluck your tongue in jest. "Then again, wise for someone so.... attractive. Care for a drink, on me?"She sighs, leaning her head around the corner of the wall and peeking at the camera, now panning away from you. "Yeah alright, you can shout." She waves you on ahead of her, keeping you between her and the camera.You lead her to a different bar this time, it's wise to not be seen in one place more than once, after all. "Barkeep, two Death Seams for me, and my friend will have...."She drums her fingers on the counter, "Three..... InterStella beers." The octoid slides them down the bar. "Cheers mate." She calls, raising the neck of her bottle to her forehead, before knocking one bottle back in a single go.She bites the bottle neck off and chews on the glass, savouring the flavour apparently. "So.... whatcha want, really?" She swallows and sighs happily, "All this fringe elimint yarn ya spinnin'.">Write in
>>35769593oh god I hope we aren't lesbian. The saiyan race would be doomed.
>>35769695Chuckles smutbin is us having a night with our two girls.We're at the very least gay for saiyans.
>>35769692>Oh nothing, just making small talk. Like: ever seen a guy with a tail?>*sips beverage innocently
>>35769695http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZHRace might be doomed.>>35769707>Ever seen what a gal Can do with one of these tails?
>>35769695>>35769703>>35769717i think its just a 'Well, we have no worthy males to breed with, so this'll do for now' deal
>>35769692"We heard that there might be some saiyans still running about, was wondering if there was any truth to the rumours"
>>35769703>>35769717oh well. Thought this thread would become the search for Vegeta booty. Oh well, can't always roll a six, bye guys.
>>35769728Probably.>>35769743He's still off screen. Can't say whether we'll bang him yet or not.
>>35769692"Oh, you know. Looking for people that might be profitable."
"Oh.. nothing, just making small talk." You slug your Death Seam back, shuddering as the firey liquid hits your stomach and starts bubbling pleasantly. "Like, uhhh.... you ever seen a man with a tail?" You ask, as innocently as possible.She taps her chin with her next bottle, "Ahhhh... there's Frieza, he's always on the telly... Other than that, can't say I've met any since Planet Vegeta got git by those meteors. No wait, there was that kid with the spiky hairdo, had it wrapped round..." She gestures at her narrow waist with a circular motion, but he couldn't have been a Saiyan, he seemed smart!" She laughs, nudging you.You grit your teeth at the lie about your home planet and the dig at your race. "Hmm.">Smack her up, Saiyan pride demands it>Keep questioning her. (Write in)>Other
>>35769891>>Keep questioning her. (Write in)"Smart guy,huh? So where'd you meet him?"
>>35769891"Speaking of which, no 'Lord' Frieza?
>>35769891She's obviously only met Saiyans like Nappa.>>35769949>>35769951Seconding these two... If she's not a Freeza zealot she might actually be useful.
>>35769891>Keep questioning her. (Write in)"Kid with the spiky hairdo? Where'd you see this guy then?"Save this, >Smack her up, Saiyan pride demands itFor when we have all the information we want.
>>35769891I'll second this guy>>35769949no reason to start a fight right here it'd just prove her point that saiyans are dumb.
"Smart guy huh? Where'd you meet him?" You query.She puffs her cheeks out, inserting another bottle into her mouth and chewing as she thinks. "Ahhh, farkin'...... I was drunk off mi arse half the time I was out there, but it was definitely in the North Galaxy, in the cenner of it somewhere.""You're sure you don't know?" You push her.She shrugs, "Dunno mate. Sorry bout that." She swallows her last drink. "So where bouts you from? Can't place your species.">Write in
>>35770198Uh... Do.. we know any species that look like Saiyans? I'm tempted to just say Saiyan.
>>35770198"My people haven't got a planet of their own.""So what got you up North? Your scanner's too nice to be PTO..."
>>35770198"We're a tuffle" if she knows they're extinct then we panic
>>35770198What the hell is Recoome? Just say that.
>>35770285What the hell is recoome? Also we're not that dumb.
>>35770198>"I'm a Kabochan. You know from Kabocha"Those guys actually look a lot like Sayians only without the tails. Sayians wiped the planet out so it's give us good cover to be asking about them.
>>35770317>>35770273These go well together.
>>35770198In that case. These two work>>35770273>>35770317
>>35770317Gaah but that plays into the stereotype of stupid Saiyan. We can't just be mysterious and deflect?
>>35770383How does it? We're using our galactic knowledge effectively.
"My people don't have a planet of our own." Technically not a lie, not anymore. "So why were you flying around the North Galaxy. Your scouter's too nice to be PTO...."She grins drunkenly and beckons you in. She whispers in your ear as you draw closer. "I'm a famous space outlaw." She giggles, "The fearsome space pirate Tore!"You've never actually heard of her, but she was hiding out earlier, sticking out of sight. Perhaps she's telling the truth.She sways atop her stool, as the music playing through the bar lowers slightly, glasses chink together, over the low mutter of conversation and the clack of balls colliding on the space-pool table resound through the bar. Tore knuckles her eyes. "Phew, big meals always make me sleepy.">Ditch her, she could be trouble>Scout her>Help her back to her ship>Other
>>35770429>Scout her>Help her back to her ship
>>35770429>Help her back to her shipIn went the alcohol, out went the secret. works every time.If she really is a pirate, then she will get along fabulously with us. Could always use more allies
>>35770429>Help her back to her ship
>>35770429>>Scout her>>Help her back to her ship
>>35770429>Scout herIf she seems strong, we might invite her back to our ship for more "refreshments".
>>35770429Well we ought to at least help the poor drunk back to her ship and maybe see if she has anything worth taking.
>>35770429>Scout her>Help her back to her shipSure, why not.>inb4 she tries to sell us out
>>35770429>>Help her back to her ship;) wink wink
You throw one of her arms over your shoulder and lift her from her stool. "Alright, pirate queen. Where's your ship? You need a lie down."She slurs and stumbles her way to a comfortable small ship, more spacious then a pod, but can still fit in a cramped space.With a jab at a button the ramp descends and I drag her inside, dumping her on the single bed. She squirms herself under the bed sheet, clipping her scout off and rolling it to the floor beside her bed.You take this chance, scanning the Brechian over, you double take. 14,054? As she's falling asleep?A cold chill of fear tries to worm it's way through your gut. NO! You're a saiyan, this number is nothing, you could be that strong easily!You stare down at the powerful Brench woman, already starting to snore loudly in her bed.>Write in
>>35770628I say let's have a look around the ship see if there's anything worth note.
>>35770628Suffer from psychological trauma. Apparently we're pretty weak... a weak Saiyan.. that's fucking hell.Brood back to ship
>>35770628Leave a note with her for when she wakes up. Date. Time. Berth number.The Ginyuus are all that strong or stronger, and we should know that already. And Frieza is stronger than any of the Saiyans he killed. So if we've found someone stronger than us who seems halfway likely to work with us instead of against us, it's a massive boost.
>>35770628>14,054Good thing we didn't try and take her then...And we can hardly recruit her if she's that much stronger than us. I suppose we will have to settle for friendly acquaintance.Also, gotta get SWOLE. Boosting our power level needs to be a priority if we can bump into random people in a bar who are that much stronger than us.
>>35770628>>35770661>>35770673I second these...>>35770681Yeah It's.. damn.. One minute you're the planet killing war goddess the next.. you're the scrub at the bar.
>>35770673Double so if we can get her to spar us without killing us.
>>35770661My god. This must be what risel feels like all the time.
>>35770661>>35770681Shes probably an especially strong Brench, like Jeice and Salza, most galactic citizens are around 1000 PL right?
>>35770702Oh God We've discovered empathy THIS IS AWFUL!
>>35770628There's Saiyan pride, and then there's the mission. And right now, the mission is to not die and restore the Saiyan race.
>>35770628Leave a number for a booty call then GTFO for the ship. Maybe she's playing drunk, it'd be weird if she was that much of a lightweight at her power level. North Galaxy is the place to go to find a smart Saiyan apparently. May think on heading that way.
>>35770628>>35770645 changing my vote to>>35770661>>35770673Gatta get that drive for training on while establishing social links.
>>35770628get the fuck out of here.Also, training when?
>>35770773We're just now figuring out we need training. We'll go through the whole, "BUT I'M A FUCKING SAIYAN THAT MEANS I'M STRONGER THAN EVERYTHING!" state and we.. maybe we can start fiddling with the gravity on our ship? Does it have that feature?
>>35770720Ok, we need a means to deal with this.1. Become stronger, will no longer feel empathy.2. Make risel stronger, then we won't need to empathise with her.3. Accept and feel empathy
>>35770791I just think that we may want to tune back the 'gotta seduce everyone I meet' drive and enter the: 'let's fight both our companions at the same time for the next twelve hours' mode.
"S-Strong...." You choke out. This must be what it feels like to be Risel. You quickly leave a message on her ship's screen, giving her contact information and despondently leave the ship, closing the ramp behind her.To be this weak.... You need to figure out a way to become stronger... exponentially so.When you near the ship, you find Teito arm wrestling the octoids, easily besting the purple and yellow foes she faces against, smashing his arm through the table they were competing on.You breeze past them onto the ship, not even bothering to cuff the magazine out of Risel's hands, usually you'd tell her she should be practicing, but right now you don't have the effort.You slump listlessly on your bed. "This can't... be. We are the ultimate warriors." You whisper to yourself.The door knocks softly and Risel opens the door. "Kabu... you okay?" She asks.>Write in
>>35770819This. Has the added benefit of making them stronger as well.
>>35770791Maybe. If it has anti-gravity, there must be a way to overclock it. It's more a question of if the ship's structure can take the extra gravity and not implode, though we can shell out some money for that treatment if we have to.
>>35770809Deal. We make our team stronger.. so we don't have to feel feelings!Then take all the feels...>>35770819WITH A POWER LEVEL THATS SO LOW HOW CAN WE SEDUCE ANYONE?!!? POWER LEVELS ARE SEXY!
>>35770822To empathy or not to empathy. That is the question.
>>35770822>fight me. Now. Until we both drop.
>>35770822"Weak... I'm.. weak Risel... we're weak.We must get stronger. We start training. Now... "We need to find training regimes.. or something.. What's this ships gravity drive look like?This >>35770865 Is a good start seconding it.
>>35770865Zenkai couple of times. Should get our power level up real fast. (If we know about it?)
>>35770822Yo I'm with this guy >>35770865
>>35770885>ZenkaiWe have an idea of it... We haven't actually checked it yet.. if we do the whole fight till we both drop thing and notice a gain then we'll have figure it out for sure.
>>35770885Oh come on, we can't know about it. And this kind of abuse of the saiyan power creep should not be encouraged.I am with >>35770865 , but not until we drop half dead, but just from exhaustion.
>>35770822These,>>35770865>>35770875Mocking risel doesn't quite seem as funny any more.
>>35770822We're not worthy of our tail. We're a disgrace!Acquire cutting device and threaten tail with removal!BECOME STRONGER, SELF!
>>35770902>Oh come on, we can't know about itIT'SCOMMONSAIYANKNOWLEDGEYOU FUCKING RETARD
>>35770911>Mocking risel doesn't quite seem as funny any more.It's still pretty funny though, let's be honest.
>>35770822>>35770865>>35770875I like these... Maybe even get a bit teary eyed.>>35770912Bu-but we need the tail.. it's.. why would we cut it off?
>>35770923that's really mad.
>>35770928Yeah it's still funny everyone needs a Raditz.
>>35770902Umm, its common knowledge among sayan warriors, who have actually half died. Sayans fight half to death all the time. This is the ability that makes them the best warriors (combined with form change).
>>35770928...fair>>35770939Bad decisions made in the heat of emotion.Teito and Risel would freak out if they walked in on us doing that
>>35770923We're doing it now we're gonna fight Risel till neither of us can move.
>>35770939Does our tail not make us who we are? And if we can not become the strongest, are we worthy of the tail? Threaten ourself and the tail! If we can not become the strongest, then we will mutilate our tail!Motivation.
>>35770985We need opponent that is same power/greater power than us, and pretty heavy injuries. The stronger the opponent, the more it does.
>>35771013We get Tieto in on it as well? It'd suck if we power leveled them and then they left us behind..
>>35770985>>35771013we're not doing Zenkai. We're training.
>>35771037IT'SCOMMONSAIYAN KNOWLEDGEYOU FUCKING RETARD
>>35771037We're beating each other half to death I thought? Isn't that Saiyan training?
"Weak. I- WE are weak Risel. You're going to fight me, until be both drop." She gapes at you. "We need to get strong!" You roar at her.You leap off the bed, power surging, and dash at her, fist cocked. She raises an arm to block and your fist crashes into her forearm, sliding back into the main cabin.The Arlians all turn inquisitively to watch, before whipping back around as they see your fury. "Kabu, what's wrong?""WEAK!" You step in, launching a volley of punches at her gut. "FIGHT BACK!" She grunts with each hit, as her armour takes the blows."Kabu, you need to calm-" You crash a fist into her jaw, dropping her to the floor.>Get up!>Pathetic, I'll train with Teito instead.>Other
>>35771053It never is in the show.
>>35771067>"WHERE THE HELL IS TEITO?!">"TRAINING IS NOW"
>>35771067>Get up!>DO YOU ENJOY BEING WEAK!? WE'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
>>35771067>>Otherboth.>Get up. >Teito, come here>fight Teito, until you are exhausted enough for Risel to be a threat, then switch.
>>35771084Actually...it kinda is. Training on a Saiyan level is abusing your body until you can't move. Then you get stronk
>>35771067Fight both at same time.
>>35771037we don't even know about Zenkai
>>35771067>>Get up!>>Teito, get in here!IT"S TIME TO TRAIN!
>>35771067Chuckles do we know about Zenkai? So less arguments about it.
>>35771111huh. I guess that's true. Never thought of it that way.
>>357710672v1, both of them against you.
>>35771143If we did man.. we would have understood the "stronger" after killing Kew thing.
>>35771149Goku's training involved turning up the gravity until his bones broke. Then he forced himself to move around until it was easy. He got supastronk, but imagine what it'd be like if he had a training partner.
>>35771067>Get up!Poor Risel
>>35771131In the medical/biological sense?Probably notIn the sense that we know we get stronger after we're pushed pass our survivable limits?Of course we do. That was openly stated to be why the Saiyans were so strong in the Bardock: The Father of Goku.
>>35771067We should probably not train in our ship whilst it's in dock...
>>35771186I think he was just pretending to be retarded
>>35771195Drunks at the bar are running around at 14k No one is going to care about the WEAK Saiyans on their ship.
>>35771215I think he might have meant "don't break the ship".its a good point. even if we don't use energy blasts we can still destroy the ship by punching our sparring partner straight through it.
>>35771215Sad, but true.Fight spills out of ship, we get ignored by everyone.There is no self esteem left.
>>35771236So how is being in Orbit in the ship better?>>35771258We start crying and fight even harder.
We should Jew the system and ask her to beat us up
>>35771270>So how is being in Orbit in the ship better?nobody said anything about orbitjust do it outside the ship. they already have people wrestling outside the ship.although ideally, we should just put it off and do it on another planet. one that isn't full of camera drones.we should get a lead, and bug out of this place.
>>35771270In the space of an hour, we destroy the image of saiyans as a warrior race
>>35771293we just establish a clear cut in gender roles. Men fight and get angry, women fight and get desperate and angry.
>>35771215>>35771258>>35771270OUR PRIDE IS A LIE!
>>35771290We're already raging. It's a bit late for that.
We should go to high gravity planet, when we can. More gravity=more power.
>>35771308See that thought I could see leading to the removal of a tail.
>>35771308Start a support/therapy group for proud yet actually weak warrior races
>>35771314Planetary bounty on a planet with high grav? We kill the target to make some dosh then beat the crap out of each other struggling to compensate for the increase?
>>35771335>Start a support/therapy group for proud yet actually weak warrior racesAll sessions start with an ungodly beat down.
>>35771321...l-let's not do anything drastic now!
>>35771335We get to be Yamcha's therapist.
"Get up! TEITO! IN, NOW!" The stronger of the girl scurries up the ramp. "FIGHT ME! BOTH OF YOU!"Teito stares at Risel confusedly, as the other girl picks herself up. Teito nods at you. "Alright, but we should probably do this outside, so we don't break... everything we own."You pant, and slowly walk out without acknowledging she said it. Walking into the centre of the hub, a space is cleared as the girls follow you."GO!" You slide forward, sweeping Teito's legs from under her, as Risel throws a half hearted punch at your face. It glances off your chin innefectually, and you respond by kneeing her in the gut.Teito leaps into the air, somersaulting over your head and landing a quick succession of blows to your skull. "That's more like it!" You growl, driving the point of your boot into her thigh cruelly. She gasps in pain, slipping backwards and holding the leg.Risel has regained her feet. "I don't want to fight you Kabu..." She worries, "I don't think your in a good mindset.">Attack>Leave then! Teito follows orders.>Other
>>35771340Higt gravity planets have hardcore inhabitants. And we are so weak we could get killed by dozen of Saibamen.
>>35771389>Attack"YOU WONT BE WEAK ANYMORE!"
>>35771389Attack Teito, and tell Risel that you gave her an order.
>>35771389We must train. local drunks have higher power levels than us. We have been too lazy, and gone soft. This changes now!
>>35771389>AttackI've been waiting for this!
>>35771424i think Tore is ane exception, being a feared space pirate and all, probably like Turles
>>35771389>This is training. I am not going to kill us. It will make us strong
>>35771389>Other"If you're not going to fight me seriously, it's not worth doing.""Starting tomorrow we train. We get stronger, or we'll die like the rest."
>Morning coffeeOh neat what's going on with space monkeys>Power level life crisisHAH! Good.>>35771389Attack!
>>35771448>usyou.someone has a crush on us since the sexy times?
>>35771445We go to bar. See person stronger than us. This is no place to make excuses for our weakness!
>>35771445Oh I agree, but I hardly see Kabuya being in a rational state of mind right now.
>>35771389These two>>35771448>>35771454There's no point if she doesn't fight us seriously.Damn you Risel, level grind with us!
>>35771469She's probably always had a crush on Kabu. It's why she put up with the taunting.
>>35771389>OtherI appreciate your concern, really. But this is just sparring for us to get stronger. ok?
Hah Awful thought.>power levels flaring all over.>Spacestrayan wakes up pissed>Puts Kabu down hard.
>>35771491you can train hard.also, there is even less of a point if she is holding back because she is getting emotional and is distraught over us "attacking her".some reassurance could help her get her head back in the game.
>>35771389>AttackMUST BE STRONGER!
>>35771522Does she cut off Kabu's head and complain that government workers are too goddamn lazy to do it?
>>35771389>Stare her down."Fourteen thousand. Fourteen THOUSAND, Risel! Our power amounts to so much DIRT when compared to some random, lowly PIRATE WHO CAN'T HOLD HER LIQUOR! Our Saiyan pride, our mission to avenge and revive our race - it all comes out to NOTHING if we can't fix this! OUR ENEMIES ARE LAUGHING AND US, AND YOU WANT ME TO WORRY ABOUT MY MINDSET?! Tell me, Risel: do you expect me to let this stand, or are we going to act like Saiyans and become STRONGER?!
>>35771559Nah.. uses a shovel though. Seeing Kabu get knocked the fuck out might wake Risel up though.
>>35771572>Yelling about saiyans>In public on a PTO controlled planetWHAT COULD GO WRONG
>>35771572>Yelling about Saiyan pride in the middle of a port.Kabu's lost control of her life.
>All these attacksSorry Risel Kabuya has left the building. Please hold for impotent rage.>>35771608Mid life crisis? Sure we didn't actually age those 18 years... but the time still passed.
>>35771608That awkward moment when your subordinates are struggling to wrestle you down and muffle your suicidal ramblings.
>>35771389>AttackI'm sorry, Kabuya is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the tone
"I'm not going to kill you! This is just important training." You growl, launching at her, a punch to her gut knocking her down. Risel, frowns, before sighing. "Fine." Her power flares around her visibly. She grunts, launching upright from the floor into a fierce uppercut.It collides with your jaw, and you go sailing upwards, colliding with the roof before you can regain your balance in the air. "That's more like it!" You growl, kicking back off the roof and slamming downwards and Teito. She leaps out of the way, kicking off a pillar and landing a blow to your back. You slow yourself by dragging your hands along the floor. "GOOD WORK GIRLS." You cheer, dropping your legs so you can stand again. "Now I'm feeling it." You wave them on, rushing forwards, you crash a fist into Teito's face, while kicking Risel in her arm, stopping the punch she was about to throw.The girls whistle through the air, as they crash backwards, colliding with and denting a ship severely.They extract themselves and are about to charge again, when you're interrupted. "Hey, crazy. What do you think you're doing?" Calls a voice. You whip around, PTO guards standing between you and your ship. The scouter registers them, Power levels in the low 200s, you grin, locals of Planet Shirt, before Frieza took over.>Write in
>>35771645"Just...having some fun. Want to join in?" Growl
>>35771645Aaaww I was hoping to see mid life crisis and psycho rage.>ATTACK THE GIRLS AGAIN HE IS TOO WEAK TO NOTICE!
>>35771672>Aaaww I was hoping to see mid life crisis and psycho rage.Same here. Ah well.
>>35771645>"We're training. Are you joining in?"
>>35771665seconding asking him if he wants to join in, we're just having some fun.>>35771645
>>35771645>attack>>35771690Attacks had it.. but apparently chuckles is a softy.
>>35771672>>35771690>>35771705he weirdly has gone with my suggestions every time up until now, even when they didn't have majority. Not complaining though.
>>35771645>>35771671Seconded. We didnt get our rage out so this is as close as we get.
>>35771645"DISPUTE OVER WHO PAYS FOR THE NEXT TAB"
>>35771729Eh I'm a little upset.
>>35771672>>35771690>>35771705Perhaps a psycho rage, mid life crisis omake?What could have been and the resulting train wreck.
>>35771772No Omake.. would rather just continue.
>>35771772I just didn't like the ONE SECOND FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW. Suddenly cool and collect, "This is just training! Let's do our best Kay!" RAOR I AM MAD STILL KINDA GRR.
>>35771772well, you could write it yourself?pastebin it here
>>35771645In case he tries to do something, disarm+steal pants. No killing, bad for business.Also he will not tell on us for taking pants off.
>>35771810Cannot into writing, otherwise I would.
>>35771772lets not get our panties in a twist.
>>35771645you never seen women spar before?what kind of ridiculous planet IS this?
>>35771822That's.. stupid. We've never shown any hesitation towards killing for the sake of life of business before. We're murders hands down. However we're not murdering him due to the fact that it will bring down heavier hostiles.
>>35771822That's true>"Lord Frieza it was three Saiyan women! They beat me up and stole my pants!"Even if he did say something nobody would believe him.
>>35771822stealing pants is fine, not killing I dont agree with.
>>35771838Frieza planet 419. There's a reason no one ever goes to frieza planet 419.
>>35771809>NOW NOW NOWbeing impatient =! berserking. We were sensible enough to take it outside>Suddenly cool and collectedWe growled a "I am not gonna kill you, just training"
>>35771859Umm taking away someones pants, and laughing at them is actually worse than killing.Also more fun. This guy is not worthy of being killed.
>>35771882YES ITS SO LAWL RANDUM! TAHNKS FUR SUGGESTION!S LOL!
>>35771882That's not how a saiyan thinks at all. It's not about doing him the worst harm (which taking away his pants isnt) its about killing worthless worms whenever we feel like it
>>35771886word you are looking for is "lolrandumb">Ignore/attack/etcwelp. this will end well (and by that i mean the local enforcers come for us when we start killing underlings)
>>35771729it's my first suggestion again, watch it be ignore.>tfw Chuckles has a crush on you
>>35771922Ignoring the underlings is not killing or paying attention to them.>>35771907He's mentally ill... or 15. XD STEAL PANTS XP I AM MIGHTY SAIYAN!
You turn your back on the guards. "Not worth the time." You kick off, flying head first at Teito as she extracts herself, headbutting her in the torso.She takes the hit, grabbing your head, she drags you with her as she sails off, spinning in the air so that you slam into the wall first.You grunt, kicking her off you and peel yourself off the wall, winding a kick back as you charge at Risel, who actually knocks the leg aside with deftness that surprises you, before grabbing you by the waist, and using her flight, suplexes you into the floor face first.Your scouter skitters loose, as you flip back to your feet, only to take a kick to the spine. "Good girls, now you're getting into it."You dash behind Risel, grabbing her by the neck and using her face to block the punch Teito throws at you, dropping the weaker girl and booting Teito in the ribs.They shake their heads, as the guards call for backup, focusing on you, when you hear your scouter beeping insistently from the floor.You look over at it, running to pick it up, you clip it on, adjusting it to your eye properly.You freeze in terror. An astronomical Power Level is heading to the planet, the targeting system points into orbit, but the distance decreases, as the Power Level counter climbs ever higher, reaching into the hundreds of thousands without slowing.>What do
Hey! Planet Shikk has a child emperor, /ss/ when?
>>35771938GET THE FUCKOFF THIS PLANET
>>35771938Flee the area
>>35771938Take guards pants, and leave the planet.
>>35771938NOPE NOPE NOPEGOTTA LEAVE NOW
>>35771938Get off world now.
>>35771978A fire. Find one. Die in it. Or at the very least, remove yourself from the genepool with it.You must never breed.
>>35771938If the power level is that astronomical why would they even bother to notice us? No need to run away just stop the fighting try talk the guards down and blend into the crowd. Let's get a handle on the situation before we assume we're what that power level is coming for.
>>35772000>If the power level is that astronomical why would they even bother to notice us?Because Saiyan.Because IT'S FRIEZA/COLD/COOLER
>>35772010Unless their scouters have the app that detects Saiyans I think we'll be okay.
>>35771938Lay low, get to the ship.
>>35771938http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7uGJrochaIRUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAYRUN AWAY RUNAWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAYRUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
ok votes are a tad unclear >Flee the planet >Flee the area, hide your power
>>35772010Why would Cooler want to kill us? If anything he might hire us just to spite Freiza.
>>35772059>>Flee the planet
>>35772059>>Flee the area, hide your power
>>35772059>Flee the planet
>>35772059Hide power lay low, just running away with the guards seeing us would probably be bad.
>>35772059>area, hide powerStill hoping the Pirate ends up coming along with us.
>>35772080She's got our number. We've probably got hers.
>>35772059>>Flee the area, hide your powerAnd what happens when it's Freiza with Nappa and Vegeta in tow?
>>35771938>Flee the planet
>>35772131why would they care if we hid our powers?
>>35772115Yeah, hers is 14,054, ours is 6,879
>>35772139The "Flee the area, hide your power", is a vote stupid.
>>35772139you learn that shit on earth you fool!
>>35772168oooh nvm then im just a retard. Sorry.
>>35772200Apparently everyone can do that in this quest
>>35772059>Flee the planet>Get chewed out by subordinates as to why we suddenly lost it
>>35772219>>35772200well we couldnt dim it quite to gokus level, got it down to about 600 resting, which will probably be higher with our higher PL now
>>35772219Yeah that was what I picked up on atleast, first time in this thread. I might be wrong though.
>>35772059>Flee the area, hide your power
>>35771936>Ignoring the underlings is not killing or paying attention to them.i know. i explicitly said ignoring OR killing them.oh look >>35771938I TOLD YOU SO!
>>35772318shut up Krillin
"Girls. Get on the ship. Now." You hiss. They both stare upwards as well, legs locking in place as blood flows from their scrapes and cuts. "NOW!" They both jerk, looking down and sprint aboard the ship. A guard tries to get in your way, but you knock him aside with a flick of the wrist."Ship. In the air. Now." You command the closest Arlian, short for words.The ship undocks, manoeuvring for the exit slowly. You drum your fingers on a bench, "Too slow." You fly out the ramp, getting behind the ship and forcibly manoeuvring yourself.You shove it into the outside air, climbing back inside and ordering full speed. The pilots blast upwards, and the gravity kicks in, keeping you pinned to the floor as it angles upwards. On a view screen a camera zooms in on the source of the huge power. A short purple man, with a spiky mohawk is blasting through the atmosphere.You sigh as he doesn't angle off to chase your ship for now, and the spacecraft ascends to high orbit.Everyone, including the Arlians, breathes a sigh of relief.>Write in
>>35772246we can go to resting level. getting down to an eighth of our fighting strength is reasonable.
>>35772368I wasn't aware a literal squidface would have a mohawk.
>>35772355>Further proof that we are weak and need to get stronger
>>35772368supreme kai i think, is he a kai yet or just a shin jin atm
>>35772355>>35772402Exactly! Slam hand down on random surface! TOO WEAK!Find a bounty and or a high grav planet. We need to get stronger..
>>35772402thats it! we find a world with no one on it and spar!
>>35772355get into FTL ASAPwe can make course corrections later, but i don't want to be anywhere where he can blast usset course for that place where we heard the rumor of saiyans. center of north galaxy
>>35772355>>35772402>>35772427Seconding maybe wipe out a race?
>>35772432>No one on itBullshit. We need a place we can destroy people.
>>35772355>Set course for the North Galaxy. Let's get out of here before the planet explodes.
>>35772452find a planet with max power at like 1k, spar on it.
>>35772355Send a warning to the Space Ozzy.Then >>35772402>>35772427
>>35772355>A short purple man, with a spiky mohawkW-was that the Supreme Kai?Fuck.
>>35772355>>35772493yeah This seems good. Warn Ozzy GODDAMNIT TO WEAK!
>>35772355These, and then go and be angry in cabin.>>35772402>>35772427>>35772432
>>35772355>>35772512Yep. I liked not Jace.
>>35772508>Have crisis when she meets some wone with a 1,400 Power level>1 billion level monster zips right through the atmosphereToday is not Kabu's day.
>>35772585Well, at least we won't have Vegeta's Napoleon complex to complete our feelings of inadequacy.Right?
You know, I'm really surprised Tore didn't know about Turles and his crusher Corps. They're both space pirates after all.
You point at a Arlian, "Find me a bounty on a high gravity planet. And I want the locals to be relatively weak."The bug man squeaks and starts searching through his computer, as the ship evacuates orbit, fleeing the planet.You punch an Arlian over the head. "Fine me the ship belong to a Brench woman." The bug quivers and searches through the docks registry. After a few minutes of you standing over him menacingly, he finds her ship, dialling a video call to her.The red woman picks it up, her armour removed now to reveal the typical skintight suit of spacefarers underneath. "Wozzat?" She grumbles."Get off that planet now. Something huge is coming down there, that could destroy the planet with a flick of his wrist." You check your scouter again, the number still climbs higher, trying to figure out the target's max level. "My scouter says its in the ten millions and counting."The Brench sputters at that, quickly hurrying about her ship, slapping buttons. "Cheers for the heads up, love." She tells you, as you hear her engines whirr to life.The background of her pod lightens, as you can tell she's left the hangar, flying upwards. "Right, we're going to go train on some planet.">Want to tag along>See you round>Good bye
>>35772672>>See you round
>>35772672Conflicted... she's stronger than we are.. but.. Do we want her to see how weak we are?
>>35772672>See you roundWe're going to be in charge, we can meet her later and right now she's too tough to boss about
>>35772672Fuck it.. she's strong she might be able to make us stronger.>Want to tag along
>>35772672>See you round>>35772685Not yet at least. We can do this by ourselves.And if we can't then get her help.
>>35772672>Want to tag along?She's stronger than we are. I want to know how and why.
>>35772672>See you roundTime to go train, and besides she prob would not appreciate babysitting us.
>>35772672>See you next time space pirate
>>35772672>See you round
>>35772672>See you roundLet's get at least half her power level before we invite her to training. The difference in our levels is just embarrassing.
>>35772672>See you round>>35772703>>35772707Points taken.
>>35772728We basically are, from what we've seen. 6k and change to 14k and change.
>>35772705Because her home planet has stupidly high gravity.
>>35772728I mean, she's probably seen our power level.She does have a scouter
>>35772672Ask her for training tips? She is a worthy opponent, so a good sparing partner?Altho she might just loot our ship, or something.Do we have anything worth stealing? If not, invite her. If yes nope.
>>357727506k was our max in/right after battle14k was her going to sleepShe sounds to be the same race as Jayce in the Ginyu force. He had a PL of 42k. Even if he's probably stronger than she is, that's 7x ours.
>>35772803>More reasons to cry ourselves to sleepShe probably think's we're cute or something
>>35772828>Cry ourselves to sleepPlease we're going to be shadow boxing until we pass out.
>>35772785Maybe we should hang out there for awhile.
>>35772860Well, it's the Saiyan equivalent.
WE MUST GET STRONGER!WE MUST PROVE OURSELVES WORTHY IN THE EYES OF OUR SAIYAN HUSBANDO!
"Well, see you round sometime." You tell her. The red woman waves goodbye and cuts the call.You're not going to let her see your weakness, not yet."I-I found one ma'an. A bounty on planet Meat." the bug you'd ordered around stammers. "Good. Set course." You leave everyone in the main cabin, heading to the armoured room King Moai had hidden in.You dial the knob by the door as far as it will go and step inside.The immense force almost pushes you off your feet immediately. You bend at the knees, the gravity having been increased 100 times over."You can do this." You growl at yourself, as the desk in the room crumples apart to splinters, slamming into the floor.>Roll 1d400+69 to train>Train with the girls instead>Other
Rolled 33 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925>>Roll 1d400+69 to train>69AWW YEAH
Rolled 379 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925>>Roll 1d400+69 to train
Rolled 251 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925>Roll 1d400+69 to train
Rolled 157 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925Time to get swole
>>35772925Considering these absurdly stupid dice rules, I'll go with>Train with the girls insteadSince 1d400 is fucking balls, especially with averaging.
Rolled 271 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925Well, this should be fun.I wonder what the other two are doing.
>>35772925>Roll 1d400+69 to train
>>35772942Oh, hey Risel.
>>35772925>Train with the girls instead
Rolled 397 + 69 (1d400 + 69)>>35772925>Roll 1d400+69 to trainI hope I did that right
>>35772925>>Train with the girls insteadBeat the crap out of each other daily until you can barely stand.Get up and do it again.
>>35773022You sure did buddy
Rolled 272 (1d400)>>35772925>>Roll 1d400+69 to train
>>35772942>>35772944>>35772952>>35772954>>35772967>>35773022And that's a solid 248+69. How mediocre.
You fell your bones tensing and popping, dragging downwards, but you power through it, you force yourself to shadow box the air, jogging around the room, and even managing a few pushups.You repeat the process, forcing yourself to keep going and going, you practice in the gravity for who knows how long, until you phsyically collapse on the floor, despite your improved strength from the ordeal, your body had given out from deprivation.The door opens with a gasp, and Teito quickly shuts the gravity down to half it's normal weight, you feel unbeleivably light, like walking on air, as Teito picks you up and carries you back out.Teito places you in your bed, and Risel rushes in, pouring water into your mouth gently as a bowl of soup steams in her lap. You cough and sputter, as you force yourself to your elbows painfully."If we'd known you had it that high, we would have stopped you. Teito says, as Risel lifts the spoon. Risel nods, "We've been practice fighting though, like you said, for the last 4 days."You were in there 4 days? Explains the gnawing hunger in your gut, as Risel raises the spoon to your face, blowing on it.>Slap it away, MORE TRAINING>Let them pamper you for a bit>You can feed yourself!
>>35773113>Let them pamper you for a bit
>>35773113>let them pamper you for a bit>check powerlevel
>>35773113>>Let them pamper you for a bitWe already broke everything. Now we need to heal it back.
>>35773113>You can feed yourself!This is nothing! A true Saiyan can go even beyond her limits! We can handle eating, ourselves.
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGMORE TRAINING TOO WEAK!
>>35773113>Feed self>Check powerlevel
>>35773113>>You can feed yourself!What are we? Weaklings?
>>35773113>>You can feed yourself!
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGIt'd be great if we tried this but are too weak to actually get out the door.. forcing a >Let them pamper you for a bit
>>35773113>Let them pamper you for a bit>check powerlevel
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGWe can still move, we can still train.This is how you get stronger. Not by stopping when you feel you can't go on, but by puching on through!
>>35773113>Y-you can feed yourself!>Let them pamper you for a bit
>>35773189We need food to get gains. Strawing yourself doesn't make you stronger.
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGCAN'T STOP, CAN STILL MOVE
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAINING
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGVoting this, even though we won't actually make it to the door. Leading too,>Let them pamper you for a bit
>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGTHIS IS HOW SAIYANS IMPROVE
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGI wonder how long it will take too convince Risel and teito too stage an intervention
>>35773113>>Let them pamper you for a bitNo point getting soup everywhere by slapping it away
>>35773113>>Let them pamper you for a bit
>>35773113>Slap it away, MORE TRAININGSOUP! NO! MEAT OR NOTHING!>>35773289YOU WORRY ABOUT WASTING SOUP!? YOU ARE NO TRUE SAIYAN!
Alright trainan wins, writan
And while we recover, we'll train to move stuff ... WITH THE POWER OF OUR MIND!To people who think that's ridiculous, I'd like to point out that Goku managed to do that.
>>35773346>>35773260See noooow we're going to see an intervention. We'll be too tired to resist this time.
were is the first thread?
>>35773346>>35773357Can we train in telekinesis since our body is too weak to move?http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
>>35773402If it's too weak to move.. probably.
You slap the spoon away, it bends in her grip at the touch as you force yourself off the bed. "I can still move, so I can still train." You growl, heading for the door.Teito leaps in your way, barring the door with her arms held wide. "Kabu, I won't let you hurt yourself like this."You shove her aside, she skitters into a wall and light cracks run up it, despite how lightly you tried to touch her.You force yourself to keep walking to the room, reaching for the dial, when Risel pops up in front of your arm. Her hands hover at your waist, a breath from clamping over your tail. "Kabu... I don't want to have to force you to stop, but you'll kill yourself if you keep going.">What do
>>35773441"Then Stop Me."Alternatively Remove tail.
>>35773441Hug her"Fine. You have me for an hour."
>>35773473>>35773441This.We can't afford to lose the tail.
>>35773464Make her fight for it>>35773441
Thats us for a hour. Sayan appetite.
>>35773545This is the better option.But it appears that everyone is going for the lesbians.
>>35773441If they aren't willing to make sacrifices to get stronger. get rid of them.
>>35773583There's a time for being UUUAGH I'M SAIYAN, MUH PRIDE.But we're fucking past that already.
>>35773570Yeah four days we're probably pretty hungry
>>35773583Yeah I wrote it. But I suppose an hour is an okay compromise.
>>35773441Seconding this>>35773473 +"Glad you grew some spine"
You exhale slowly, before leaning against her. "Fine. You have me for an hour. Now help me hobble back to bed." She bodily lifts you, floating through the air, she carries you back to bed. "At least you grew some spine."Teito, smiles at your return, cracking her back stiffly. She takes the soup, sneaking a quick slurp from the bowl, before offering you a fresh bowl. You note that she's added in a few chunks of meat while you were gone.You lay back on the bed, and let them pamper you a little, Ris insists on working kinks out of your neck, arms and legs while you're fed and you allow her to bother over you.The warm soup in your belly, you start to feel drowsy. Risel hooks her arms around Teito's neck from behind. "You should sleep too. It's been four days." Teito insists.The bed is soothing to the ache in your... everything.>No time>Very well
>>35773783>No timeWe're fed now. Lets go
>>35773783>>No timePower up, power up, that's how we roll!
>>35773783No! Must train!
>>35773783>>No timeDrag them with us.
>>35773783>No time>Check power levelWe still haven't checked to see if our power level has gone up any. If it hasn't at least doubled, resume training.
>>35773783And stop training? I think not!
>>35773783>No timeget out of that bed and back to your training or don't you want to be any stronger?
>>35773783>>Very wellWhen we get back to training having slept it'll be so much more effective than forcing ourselves to stagger out there now
>>35773338But someone would have to clean it up ;_;
>>35773783>No time!>Faint on the way back to the training room
>>35773900if not this then just go to sleep anyways
"No time, must get stronger."You roll yourself out of bed, already feeling healthier. You stroll back to the training room and crank the gravity.You can do this. You take a few deep breaths to psych yourself up and step through the door.The pressure returns, but with your aching muscles still playing up you fight to keep yourself upright.>Roll 1d500+69
Rolled 122 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954
Rolled 227 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954What could possibly go wrong?
>>35773954Here we go! Saiyan power!
Rolled 384 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954
Rolled 60 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773976Embarrasing
Rolled 323 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954>>35773976dice+1d500+69goes in the email/subject fields.
Rolled 327 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954Rlling
Rolled 45 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954Oh boy here we go!
>>35773954Please Dice gods
Rolled 264 + 69 (1d500 + 69)I swear, the bigger the dice the more mundane our rolls get
Rolled 431 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954Rolling for getting back to bed safely
Rolled 335 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954I just wish I knew for certain if higher or lower was better.
>>35774041In gaining power from training? Bigger..
Rolled 444 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954
Rolled 291 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954Are we just spamming rolls for a bit?
>>35773954Chuckles if I remember correctly it's first 3 rolls. following that in combat it's average. In power gain.. is it an average also or the best of 3?
Rolled 248 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35774092WE'LL KEEP GOING UNTIL SOMEONE GETS 1 OR 500!
>>35774103First 4 I thought
Rolled 319 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954
>>35774119I'll check the last thread
Rolled 297 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35773954>inb4 Nat1Our power level goes downTo lower than Risel's
>>35774119Last thread it was apparently an average of 5 for all combat. Determining initial power level was best of 5. Probably an average of 5 for training.
You know, the girls still don't know why we've started to act like this. Or at least the specifics.As far as they can tell, they left us to go and find information, then we came back and went crazy.
>>35774245Did they not see that massive power level coming in?
[spoiler[ it's first 5 rolls guys [/spoiler]You push yourself, harder and harder, pushups, sit ups, sprinting around the room, jumping halfway to the roof, jumping jacks and more shadow boxing.The girls take it in shifts watching you train, sparring occasionally. Eventually, when you do collapse, they crank the gravity immediately, coming in to force you to take a break.After you sit through the forced meal again, you concede to a sleep, having gone a whole seven days not according to them.When you jolt awake, you feel completely refreshed and significantly more powerful.You take your scouter and measure yourself, whistling. You now sit at a cool 9997, just short of 10,000. You can't believe how much you've improved.Scanning the girls, they both sit at 8341 for Teito and 7692 for Risel thanks to their sparring. You take a meal with them at the table the Arlians set up.During the meal, the ship lands, setting down in the ruins of a city, standing a top a ruined hangar bay.The Arlian pulls up the file on the bounty. A surviving Knassan named Sqolo. Odd, you heard some Saiyan squad had wiped them all out before Vegeta's fall.You suit up, preparing for a hunt, as you float atop the ship, girls beside you. Of course the file failed to mention a power level, so you scan around.As you swing around, you find a city among the ruined planet to the northTwo lone figures register with decent power levels, one somewhere between 2000 and 5000 and the other somewhere between 5000 and 10,000.The girls, stare at me, waiting for instructions.>What do
>>35774268If we're all tip top, 100%, lets go after them.
>>35774268Lets do this!
>>35774268Let's go destroy the weak ones so they don't run away.
>>35774268I second this>>35774311
>>35774268Let's gank the one with the 10k power level. We'll have team bonding as we beat the snot out of him... if the weaker one shows up we'll have the girls break off to break him.
So idea... next time the girls want to do lewd... we crank the gravity up..
>>35774268Just so you know, my personal headcanon is that we are Bardock's baby sister. Mainly because that will make our interaction with radiz even more funny. When we find out he has a powerlevel of 1000 we'll lecture him like Chi Chi lecturing Gohan for skipping class.
>>35774268>>35774344Team work go!
>>35774408I like you anon. Also can we find turles and join up with his mercenary operation
>>35774426Why? We're top dog.
>>35774268>Attack the stronger one, have Teito attack the weaker one when he tries to intervene, Risel stay behind as back-up and help the one that have the more difficulties between us
>>35774408That, would be hillarious.As would managing to get a higher power level than vegetta before we meet him.
>>35774468I'm not sure how we'd react to that.. Anger most likely.
>>35774444at this point he may be stronger than us but it provide a nice saiyan companion to wreck shit with .
You point at the targets direction wordlessly, they seem to be slowly wandering the ruins to the south.A brief flight later, you come to a rest above them. The targets rest inside a huge tower. Power levels 9895 and 4318 respectively."Who should take who boss?" Teito asks.>Write in
>>35774539We've got two. Right now.Trying to find the prince I understand... a random pirate however...
Rolled 385 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35774548>"I shall."
>>35774548"You two wipe out the weakling, 9000 is mine.">>35774559shall... what?
>>35774548"Risel, you go take the schmuck. Me and Teito will see if there's anything to this other powerlevel."
>>35774548>"Teito you take the little guy, Risel the big one's ours."
Rolled 51 + 69 (1d500 + 69)>>35774589"Who should take who boss?" Teito asks.>"I shall"As in "I, Kabuya, shall take the boss"
>>35774616RightWho should take who boss?Means Who... should Take which target?She's calling Kabuya the boss.
>>35774631Hahah, yeah, my bad, I read it as"Who should take the boss?"
>>35774665>>35774656>>35774648>>357746134k is a large enough difference she's going to get squashed, you know?
>>35774677Frankly, % matters far more than absolute numbers.
>>35774677We're helping her. Drawing aggro etc.
>>35774677Inner feelings mean more blah blah blah blah. She's got the Love for Kabuya she'll power through if she has to.
>>35774549>>35774539the prince that's currently freiza's cock sleeve or the pirate who actually wants to grow stronger to topple freiza. Alternatively finding broly and taming him with the dragon balls or sweet saiyan cheeks
votes closed, going with >>35774613
>>35774714>>35774677I vote that we prevent the big one from moving as Risel punch him
>>35774736More of a prisoner who's scheming to break his leash.
>>35774736Nothing not even hot Saiyan bitches could make Broly forget about muh Kakarot
>>35774787We could use the Dragonballs and wish for his sanity. Could you imagine the power of a LSSJ who's in full control?
>>35774736We don't know that vegetta is friezas bitch.
>>35774787>>35774736Just hit broly's head hard enough and it should be fine
>>35774792Or.. we could wish for power? Why would we wish for his sanity instead of wishing for our power?
>>35774792Irrelevant. We do not know of dragon balls. Nor Broly.
>>35774805Wishing for power is wasteful.Wishing for automatic regeneration on the scale of immortality, for all three of us, due to Zenkai, would be the best option.
>>35774817Or wishing that every humanXsaiyan cross is a full saiyan, and then putting Radiz out to stud.
>>35774408Wait, wouldn't that make goko our nephew?
>>35774836If we're going to do that, just wish ourselves a dick.
>>35774836>>35774817I like these.Except the Raditz part.
"Teito, take the little guy." You tell him, as the lower power level moves down a flight of stairs. "Risel, you and me against the big one." The girls nod and Teito splits off, covering her face as she soars through a window on the lower ones floor."Surpri~iiise." She screams."GO!" You urge Risel, charging the larger power source.You crash through a window on the higher flood, coming to a halt in front of a small cloaked figure, horns protruding from the cloak.The small thing whips around, and you see three toed feet, coloured in whites and purples. "An Arcosian?" Risel asks. "All the way out here?"The figure whips back it's hood, revealing a small helmeted looking face. "Ah. Saiyans. I was wondering what those power levels were. Come to face the mighty Aish, have you? Good, belts are in this season after all.">What do it's not canon confirmed but fuck it thats what im calling the race
>>35774842Chuckles is the arbiter of cannon. So that's probably not gonna happen.
>>35774844>>35774843>>35774817So, we wish for dicks that grant automatic regeneration on the scale of immortality to it's owner for all three of us, of which the sperm 100% always creates full saiyans, even when breeding with other races?
>>35774844Well, its not like he's good for anything else.
>>35774859>What are you doing here? And what is your relation to Frieza?
>>35774859Now's not the time to talk stomp that nigga
>>35774859>Kidney punch, kidney punch, kidney punch.Ask question after we have ripped his kidney out with our hands.
>>35774817Immortality isn't a catch-all cure against getting your ass whooped, though. It just means you don't actually die. You can still be beaten to "near-death".
>>35774805>>35774792>>35774736Yeah why not just wish for more power for ourselves and then going to namek to wish for control over broly.At this point why do we even want vegeta besides a few people who are wanking over him when we can rule our own planet. Saiyan reconquista when?
>>35774859>>35774897Seconded...>>35774931They're rip shit levels of powerful.. this is dangerous as hell.
>>35774859Smash this fucker
>>35774939We know nothing of Broley.. unless something pops up to mention him... we've got no reason to investigate.
>>35774936>Immortality isn't a catch-all cure against getting your ass whooped, though. It just means you don't actually die. You can still be beaten to "near-death".That's the point.We'd come back, just about 100% stronger. And since there's three of us, we'd experience a 300% increase in power each time.
>>35774946All we have to do is not stand around like retards while he powers up.
>Attacking a freezy pop whose first form is stronger than youReally, guys?
>>35774936Well that was the point wasn't it, being capable of being beaten to near-death without actually risking death means massive power ups
>>35774985> Come to face the mighty Aish, have you? Good, belts are in this season after all."Not to mention, we CAN manage to kill him if we keep him in his first form.
>>35774984Yea, maximum burst damage.Gotta finish him off fast.
alright some of these are a tad hard to decipher>Ask who hes is etc>Attack now!
>>35775040>>Attack now!Strong. Hard. With all power.
>>35774964We probably know about Broly, on the condition that he's canon. He was born with 10k power after all, but we wouldn't know he was alive
>>35775040>Ask who hes is etc
>>35775040>Attack now!Don't let him power up if he can
OP a kill?
You rush forward, swinging a boot as hard as you can at his skull, but he ducks, catching your boot on his horns, he pirouettes on the spot, spinning you away from him in the air, he slides across the floor backwards. "Oh how cute. The monkeys want to fling their faeces." His words roll over his tongue, clearly he savours the sound of every one of them. He floats into the air in the centre of the room, as Risel charges, blinding the Arcosian with some ki blasts, she ducks underneath him and tries to boot him in the spine, but his tail wraps around her leg, and with a sharp tug, he uses the tail to toss her aside, smashing into the next room.>Ask who he is>Attack! Roll 1d900+99>Other
>>35775449Op a writing a post.
Rolled 264 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458Well you've got us into now you bastards..>Attack! Roll 1d900+99
Rolled 382 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458>Attack! Roll 1d900+99>Ask who he isTALKING IS A FREE ACTION!
Rolled 703 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458>Attack! Roll 1d900+99Get him
Rolled 107 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458>Attack! Roll 1d900+99
Rolled 655 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458>inb4 TPK
>>35775458>>Ask who he isLet him monologue while we look for an opening.
Rolled 488 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775458>>Attack! Roll 1d900+99
Rolled 228 + 99 (1d900 + 99)Man these rolls are shit
>>35775491>>35775497>>35775500>>35775513>>35775520We thought we got strong. We thought wrong.Risel! It's all on you now!
>>35775585Actually, no. I thought we were pretty shit, the dice system in this quest is pretty shit.
>>35772925>You dial the knob by the door as far as it will go and step inside.why is there a high gravity dial on the king's personal ship?
>>35773063you averaged 6 rolls, what do you expect?the actual rolls varied from 33/400 to 397/400
>>35775616Don't worry about it.
>>35775616stock design why did friezas ship have a muffin button?
>>35775616Personal comfort.Kind of like how a high class houses temper control goes up to 120 fahrenheit for some reason.
Rolled 394 + 99 (1d900 + 99)>>35775642Because muffins are delicious.
>>35775642What kind of monster does NOT have a muffin button on their ship?As vexas teaches us, all sapient races have discovered cake, and find it delicious. And muffins are just lesser cakes (unlike scones which are hazardeous waste)>>35775654what kind of creature enjoys cranking up the gravity?
You hurl your own ki blasts at him, trying to blind him as well, but rather than get trapped by his taril, you fly headlong at him, through your stream of energy blasts.You score a direct hit on the purple twerp,slugging him in the jaw and breaking his guard, allowing your ki blasts to ravage him to.You sweep below him in the air and boot him upwards, kicking him through the roof and up to the next floor, smashing your way after him, only to be met with a a volley of flying rubble.You block your arms in front of your face as the hunks of rock and steel smash into you, shattering on impact. When the dust clears, you're panting in pain, just like Aish. In the confusion, he managed to blow you all the way out the building without your notice.On the far side of the building, Teito smashes out a window, trading flurries of blows with a Knassan, who's power level has risen a few thousand, now sitting at 7309.Through a hole in the floor, you spot Risel, staring up at you, unseen by Aish.>Tell her to help Teito>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175>Pump Aish for info
Rolled 779 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175Kill Aish, fast.
Rolled 852 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175
Rolled 643 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781>>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175Fight fight!
Rolled 150 + 75 (1d900 + 75)>>35775781>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175
Rolled 122 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781>>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175
>>35775781>Tell her to help Teito>Pump Aish for infoHopefully we will finally get some more info on saiyans.
>>35775781>>Tell her to help Teito
Rolled 499 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775811>>35775818>>35775820Well now look at the rolls, suddenly above 200
Rolled 240 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775840Those last two dicked it up
>>35775781>>Tell her to help Teito>>Pump Aish for info>>35775752>what kind of creature enjoys cranking up the gravity?For example. The gravity of Planet Vegeta is 10x the gravity of Earth. So if both us and say Yamcha have the same type of ship he's going to be naturally comfortable at a gravity level 1/10 of ours.
Rolled 756 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781Gang up on him
>>35775781>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175gang bangs are fun. if we kill that one fast we could do 3v1
Rolled 310 + 175 (1d900 + 175)>>35775781>Gang up on Aish with her. Roll 1d900+175
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The small purple man levels a finger at you, gathering energy. You jerk your chin, and the girl leaps up through the ceiling catching the Arcosian off guard.With a roar, she kicks his arm upwards, causing the beam to carve through the tower above him, and she quickly follows this with a roundhouse to his face, as you fly in.Her kick sends him flying backwards, and you double your speed, catching him in the air by the neck and driving him into the floor.He crushes through one layer of the floor and you proceed to slam a fist into his face, over and over again. Your blows shatter the floors beneath you, and you keep the small Arcosian pinned beneath you, pummelling him all the way to the ground floor.The smug alien groans weakly as you climb off him, stamping his face.Risel flies down to your side, and the two of you gather energy for a wave attack."S-stop." He pleads. "I-if you let me live. I... I can tell you. Lord Cooler- he knows about some other survivors..." END OF EPISODE 2
>>35776017>WILL THE SAIYANS LET THE ARCOSIAN LIVE? >HOW FAIRS TEITO IN HER OWN BATTLE?>WHY DO SPACESHIPS HAVE MUFFIN BUTTONS!
>>35776017For the record.. I saw we hear him out... then blast him.Thanks fur running Chuckles
>>35776017Good shit my man see you next time
>>35776017Cheers for running chuckles.Space Monkeys 3 when?
>>35776017>>35776071I second this notion.
>>35776059NNNEXT TIME ON SSSSPACE MONKEYS THREEEE>>35776129i dont know, in the week sometime, keep track on my twitter, definitely wont be out before another episode of BGQ anyways
>>35776059BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY!