I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town. "Ah, that's a shame. See, she already promised to look after me for this whole party. Maybe she can talk to you at the next one?" I make a shooing motion.His eye twitches and he raises a foot onto the first step. "No. She's not. Not if she knows what's good for her family.""Think very carefully about this, peasant. If you know what's good for you, you'll tell everyone at this party this party that Rosa is just confused, due to an illness. Then you'll leave." He stares at me defiantly, quiet fury burning in his eyes.
>>35756056Just punch him in the throat.Fuck this shit, hope our /fit/ness is good enough
>>35756056Start laughing "Peasant really"Laugh some more "Woo, lighten up dude I was just fucking with ya, here talk with Rosa, I'm gonna go mingle"
>>35756129This pull a Dave on him
>>35756056"You should probably think about seeing a therapist for those rage issues. You could probably afford a pretty good one."
>>35756056How good are we at mastering the glitter flow? Can we stun him with a peck?Else >>35756129 .
>>35756129>>35756155No-one should ever pull a Dave.
>>35756056"From the tiny chats I've had with her parent's they seem to be actual reasonable people and good parents. And who the fuck actually uses the word peasant seriously? Hmm, I say wot wot."
>>35756185>>35756155isn't pulling a dave a double entendre?
>>35756056>"Before you decide to punch me, remember exactly what sort of people live in this city that let Rosa's parents become so rich. And remember that you never know when you're facing down one of them. I have no reason to be afraid of you."
>>35756056Laugh long and hard "lighten up dude, otherwise you going to be pulling a coronary before you hit 30. That peasant crack was pretty funny though. Tell ya what, i'll go mingle a little. Be back in a few Rosa.
I am amazed by how many of you are pussying out.Just because you "laugh it off" doesn't make it any less like pussying out.
>>35756056"That's cute. But I've already promised her old man not to break his daughter's heart, so leaving her with you is a non-option."
>>35756232Rich kids means one of two things, either they are pussies or they know kendo judo mumbo jumbo brazilian dance fighting or some shit
>>35756252So because of that we should leave Rosa alone with him even though that's obviously the last place she wants to be?
>>35756056"Oi, a'l smack ya in the gabber fore you do tha, I swear on me mum. Fookin glass ya mate! But really, did you just call me a peasant? Who does that haha"
>>35756056Cute, but I hear way more terrifying threats nearly everyday.
>>35756056"Ya know, it's cute how you think you're all intimidating. But really, you're getting in my personal space, now just move along and go dunk your head in overpriced mountain spring water or whatever it is you do to cool off."
>>35756056>>35756239I like it, seconded.
>>35756056>>35756239Yeah, I like that.
>>35756268I doubt she'd be happy if we deck her future husband in the face. And if she's not upset her family will be. /and if they aren't we would have just ruined a merger that might bankrupt them. When dealing with Chuckles always assume the worst case scenario.
>>35756384Just curious... why do you want to leave Rosa with him?
>>35756418There's a big difference between "don't leave her alone with him" and "punch him in the face".
>>35756239When it comes right down to it, wouldn't every half-decent father do damn near anything for his daughter's happiness?I know I'd break a self-entitled little twunt like this kid in half for mine.
>>35756419Same reason I didn't start yelling at Dave, we don't know anything about this guy.
>>35756450So... we can still stick with Rosa..
>>35756450All the more reason not to leave Rosa alone with him.
>>35756450Rosa sort of already filled us in and we knew a little more about Dave when his portrait was shown as Adachi.
>>35756477>>35756476Yeah but the way he's talking doesn't give us many options besides trying to get away for a bit to let him calm down.>>35756491Who?
>>35756450Really? He's clearly showing the signs of 'entitled rich asshole'. Plus Rosa clearly doesn't like him
>>35756511Rosa... doesn't like him. He's ticked. So leave her with him? That's shitty logic anon.
I start laughing at him and his rage only magnifies. "Did you really just use the word peasant one me?" I ask, earning a few looks from party goers. "Like, I said that rich people did that to Rosa earlier, but I was joking." I shrug, "Listen, it's cute you think that you can scare me. But now you're just starting to annoy me." I place my hands on his shoulders and lightly push him backwards."Now if you don't mind, I already promised her father I wasn't going to hurt Rosa, so kindly go dunk your head in overpriced mineral water, and fuck off."His eyes flash with green fury and he stalks off.Rosa leans her head into my shoulder. "Wow! That was... I don't think anyone's ever stood up for me that much before. And you got under his skin so much. It was great.""Yeah well, fucker annoyed me." Rosa gives me a peck on the cheek and leads me down into the party proper. She helps greet the last of the guests, before leading me among the crowd to the gardens."Remember that surprise I mentioned?" She asks. I nod, "Yeah well..."She leads me around a corner of the building. "Holy god damn, zip zap, motherfuckity zim zam, ding dang shit!" I grin. "This is the funniest thing I've ever seen." A collection of old white business men are playing basketball against one black guy. The five white guys have scored six, the black guy has seventy eight. I do feel a smug sense of satisfaction at the rich people getting destroyed.>Was that really it>Oh, god that's hilarious>Other
>>35756560>Oh, god that's hilarious
>>35756560>Laugh>Try not to fall over laughing>Fail>Laugh some more
>>35756560>Oh, god that's hilariousI th- *gasp* think that I *gasp* hurt myself.
>>35756560>Oh, god that's hilariousOkay, so we're in Straya, right?How does the Australian Tax Office compare to the infamous IRS? If the merger doesn't go through, we could sink their company that way.Of course we also have to make sure Rosa's company also isn't practicing tax evasion.
>>35756678or if we provoke the little shit into beating us in a party, her parents can sue them. It's on their property, after all, and if the amount is large enough (monetary value of the blemish on their reputation) their company can go caput. And even if it's not, the story of some rich kid beating on a middle-class white boy? THAT could hit a company. HARD
I start laughing uncontrollably, shaking so hard I literally fall on my arse, and stat rolling in the grass. "I- *gasp-* I think I hurt -*gasp*- myself. I manage between sporadic bursts.Their aged blubbery forms struggle, trying to play keep away from the young black dude, he intercepts it, and literally just walks it down the court, stands on his toes and rolls it in the basket."I know right?" Rosa laughs. "Oh, check out that shit we got over there." She points at a hedge maze. "Jesus, rich people are extravagant." I manage as my laughter subsides. "Wait for it...." She holds a finger up. "Now." A orange and yellow head emerges, poking above the walls of the maze. "You guys have a giraffe?" I ask incredulously. "Well... just for the day." She shrugs. "C'mon, let's go pat him."And pat him we did. A few hours later, we bid goodbye to the giraffe as it's load in a transport vehicles. "Goodbye Oslo." Rosa calls after it. The sun has set and the party slowly winds down. Rich cunts drift past, drunk off their arse, committing infidelity with each other's wives freely as they totter about.We even found Enswith crying in the maze an hour or so back. "Over all... probably the best party I've been to." I tell Rosa, holding her hand as we sit on a garden bench. She smiles back at me. "That's not a high benchmark though, since the last one I went to, I got the living Christ punched out of me, but you know." Her smile turns into a pout. She slaps my shoulder softly. "Quit being an ass, and enjoy the view." She tells me, leaning in for a sideways hug, as we stare up at the golden moon, stars twinkling. Yeah, not a bad party after all.>END OF EPISODE 17
>>35756984thanks for running chuckles.and people doubted going with Rosa for the day.
>>35756984>people didn't believe me when I said rich girls best girls
>>35756984>>35756984Thanks for running chuccubutt~
We should've join in the B-ball game you fools
>>3575698410 hours? Holy shit, Chuckles.
>>35757092i am not a smart man
>>35756984Thanks for the run man.
>>35756984>We even found Enswith crying in the maze an hour or so back.Glorious.
>>35757107Give us some monkey smut
>>35757107MONKEY BITCHES NEXT TIME CHUCKLES!Thanks for running dude. Get some sleep.
>>35757142its c um ming soon
>>35757181I want to be cumming to it soon too
>>35757142>>35757174>>35757201the general consensus was that the girls were supposed to dom kabuyar,right?
>>35757273Yes. Probably to be punished later in combat.
>>35757273The two girls were going to pin her down, and use both of their tails to fuck her snatch into oblivion
>>35757273Yeah Risel was apparently going to pull a "sempai in the sheets">>35757298Chuckles has a DBZ quest.Space ape women.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35703731/
>>35757298Prepare your erection.Chuckles actually managed to start a quest without smut. And it's handled in fade to blacks!
>>35757273>>35757325Chuckles you know this to be true!
>>35757325>>35757273Do it until she passes out
>>35757325>Chuckles running a DBZ quest featuring some of the last Sayian women in the galaxy.Holy shit I gotta check this shit out.
>>35758139RIGHT!?Watch his twitter... he called a vote for Background vs Space Monkeys and while I love this... it would be nice to alternate.