Your pod hisses pneumatically, as you climb inside, blasting away from the levelled planet surface, your companions’ ships in tow. The inky blackness of space blurs with white and red dots, as starlight runs itself into lines out the pod’s windows.After all these years, you still haven’t met any other survivors.You pop your knuckles lightly, glad to be out of the smoke of the city you’d just sacked. Your comms crackle to life from one of your partner’s pod. “Hey, Kabu, where we goin’ next?” Teito asks, her voice muffled, presumably by the prize she’d claimed on the planet surface.You idly flip through your navigation system, to the blasting whirr of your pod’s engine. Flicking your lower lip through your sharpened incisor mindlessly, you punch in some co-ordinates. “We’ll try Planet Arlia for now, some backwater full of bugs; slim chance, but perhaps we’ll find some Saiyans there.” Tei grunts, amused, and her comms crackle out. You crack your neck, feeling the muscles loosen and bones crack satisfyingly, loosening your armour a little across the chest as you lay back in your pod and uncurling your tail from your waist, working the kinks out of it gently. It’s been too long since you’ve met another Saiyan- besides Teito and Risel, of course- too many years travelling alone. How many years has it been now since the three of you were shot off into the depths from the crumbling Planet Vegeta?>Twelve years, (Early Dragon Ball)> Eighteen years, (Late Dragon Ball)>Twenty Five years, (Saiyan arc)>Twenty Six years (Frieza arc)>Thirty years (Cell arc)>Thirty Seven years (Buu arc)>Between any of the above
>>35703731>40,000 years (Imperium of Man arc)
>>35703731I'll second >>35703741
>>35703731>> Eighteen years, (Late Dragon Ball)
>>35703731If we go Dragon Ball, does that mean we'll have to do martial arts instead of laser beams and split-second fist fighting? Sounds cool!
>Twenty Five years, (Saiyan arc)>>35703774Not us, just everyone else
>>35703731>>Twelve years, (Early Dragon Ball)
>>35703741Oh yes please
>>35703798>>35703746>>35703741go and stay go>>35703731>Saiyan arc
>>35703741Pls go.>>35703731>eighteen years
Didn't someone already do Saiyan 40k?
>>35703731> Eighteen years, (Late Dragon Ball)
>>35703783I'll change this to 18 years, if only to prevent 40k
You pop the bones of your tail, with a satisfied grunt. Eighteen years, has it really been that long?You shrug, the comms crackle again, and the sound of Teito's slurping comes through. Idiot must have bashed the button in her excitement.You kick your boots off, and get comfortable for the trip, accelerating the pod to top speed, you prepare relax back into sleep, the pod set to wake you on arrival.Risel crackles in just as you're about to drift off. "Arlia? Why would any of us be hiding out on a miserable bug planet? Any true Saiyan wouldn't content themselves with something so pitiful." You just sigh, running your hand over the bridge of your nose. "Well Ris, they are a species capable of ki manipulation, if there is Saiyan among them, they would at least know a few blasts. Besides do you have any other tips?""I... well... no, but...." She trails off."Then shut up and follow my lead." You bark, the effect undercut by a slurp."Yes Kabuya." She mutters, before her line cuts out.Finally you get some sleep, cracking your toes one last time, you stretch out in the pod and let the blissful fog flow through your mind.You awaken with a jolt, from dreams of your latest battle, interrupted by the alarm.Out the pod window you see reddish brown landscape. You grin, bashing the door button. It hisses and lowers, allowing you to step out, Teito and Risel doing similarly.A small distance from the impact crater, two joint legged Arlians stand, all metal shells gleaming dully, hands on their sword hilts.You realise you left your scouter in the ship, but it would ruin such a dramatic entrance to go back inside for it.>Write in
>>35703963>Go back inside and get out scouter.I don't give a flying fuck if we ruin the entrance. we got a job to do and we gotta do it right.
>>35703963I'm sure the other Saiyans have scouters, if there's something we can't handle they'll tell usDramatic Entrance must be protected!
>>35703963>Order Teito to fetch the scouter
>>35703731that pic is adorablealso, all 3 are female, yes?
>>35704048that is correct
You decide to leave it in the pod, there's no way that you aren't the strongest thing on this planet. Besides, the other two have theirs clipped on dutifully.You point at the bug that stands slightly closer than the other one. "You there, I take it this is Arlia?"The bug's face plate glows when he speaks, in sync with the tremors of his voice. "It is. And who are you?">Diplomatic>To the point>Violent
>>35704140>ViolentWe are now ruler of this planet, huzzah!
>>35704079so this is actually>Quest for the Saiyan Dgoal is basically to find earth and become goku's harem to repopulate the race
>>35704182I was mostly joking.
>>35704140>To the point
>>35704175Too late for Saiyain /ss/, might as well go for Raditz at this point. Or we can use the Dragonball to magic some new Saiyans into existence ;)
>>35703963Hey, we should go to Mars and fight their bug people!
>>35704140kill them both, get your scouter, find their city.
>>35704140Kill them violently.For the emperor.HYEHUEBUEHUE!
Inb4 Intergalactic White Knights ruin happy fun Saiyan time and try to make us the goodiesOnly Saiyain-like races should live to deal with day to day administration.
You dash the short distance in milliseconds, your fist crashing through the other Arlians face plating, through his carapace and out through the other side, covered in slimy pink blood."I am Kabuya, mighty Saiyaness. And I am now the ruler of this planet!" You bellow, thrusting your arm forward, throwing the Arlians corpse off your arm.The still living one backs up, drawing his sword rapidly. Only for both of his arms to be caught by your snickering companions.With a crunching of shell and a scream from the bug, his arms are shattered, the sword clattering to the floor. The bug looks up at you. "You might think your tough. But I doubt you'll take over, you're nowhere near Moai's league." He gasps.You drive your pointed boot into his gut and he crumples, the other two throw him to the floor.Retrieving your scouter from the pod, you clip it back on, blasting the pink blood of your arm with a concentration of ki. Teito complains as some of the residue splatters off your arm into her eye. "Kabu! Watch where you're shooting that stuff!" "Watch where you're standing." You correct her.You boot the scouter up, scanning the horizon. In the far distance to the east, you detect a city, sweeping further north, you sense something enormous, a cluster of power. And to the west, a huge power level, above a number of mid sized ones, larger than the city, but not larger than the one with them.>Roll 5d1000 for your power level, highest of 5>To the east>To the north>To the west
>>35703741This is the best answer so far. I'll be dissappointed if you don't go for it.
>>35704375Going for EMPRAH levels
Rolled 48, 663, 586, 333, 468 = 2098 (5d1000)>>35704375>to the northIb4 -4st
Rolled 949, 466, 963, 8, 458 = 2844 (5d1000)>>35704375WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY?
Rolled 124, 929, 732, 929, 525 = 3239 (5d1000)>>35704375>>35704392haha rolls.
>>35704381No it's really not. >>35704375Rollan
Rolled 395, 949, 982, 8, 904 = 3238 (5d1000)>>35704375>To the north
Rolled 867, 503, 185, 437, 149 = 2141 (5d1000)>>35704375Check the scouter!
>>35704408How does it feel, the 40fag getting the high rolls?Come on, Saiyans are pretty much Orks that learned not to bow down to peer pressure.
>>35704235>Or we can use the Dragonball to magic some new Saiyans into existence ;)that is actually way more practical
>>35704430I think this would be more fun, as well. The whole DBZ series is . . . nice, but it seems to drain a quest of any real creativity as it's either RAILS RAILS RAILS or *Massive fucking butthurt* when people's favourite characters are marginalized/OP/killed forever
Rolled 254, 460, 172, 420, 54 = 1360 (5d1000)>>35704452WE CAN WISH THEM BACK!
>>35704430ORWe could make every saiyan immortal.
>>35704463But Vageta is a gigantic cunt, so we certainly don't want him to be immortal.
>>35704408Huh.. so we're about 700 away from Nappa. Not bad.>>35704463GENIUS!
>>35704471He may or may not exist... Hell we could have a massive crush on him. Saiyans love power. His power level around this time is 15k. If we're female Sayains and there are males left. Freeze is probably out to gank us.
>>35704491We can seduce Zarbon so he can convince Freiza not to kill us
>>35704516I thought he was gay?
>>35704516We can also kill him?
>>35704529I second killing him. I've seen him transformed general. He's hideous.
>>35704529>>35704550B-but he has a high power level
As always, you grin at the number in the corner of the scouter screen, 3239, your own Power level. Drifting into the air, you notice the planet's twin moons, neither seems to be full yet, but you expect you can handle whatever this bug planet has to throw at you.Teito and Risel float upwards with you, curling their tails as they do so. Then the three of you blast yourselves northwards, streaming through the air.The other two's power levels show up in the corners of your readout as you fly, 2844 for Teito and 2141 for Risel. It's good to be the leader.Eventually the scouter target starts to drift below where it held, moving from the horizon to below you.The three of you stop, floating in the foul smelling wind of the planet. The target suggests you're looking for something on the ground, but nothings in sight.>Land and look around>Blast the earth, Roll D100 (plus ki mod of 33)>Fly off to the large power level, not worth the time>Fly to the city, not worth your time
>>35704474It's just our starting level, too!
>>35704575That means he's worthy of a fight, not breeding. Only monkeybutts for us.
>>35704575He's a filthy lizard. He couldn't even sire children.>>35704584>Fly off to the large power level, not worth the timeHUGE POWER LEVEL MEANS HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>35704584>Blast the earth, Roll D100 (plus ki mod of 33)
>>35704594>>35704597Well, if he ever comes up I'll make sure to husbando him with all my heart
Rolled 57 + 33 (1d100 + 33)>>35704584>Blast the earth, Roll D100 (plus ki mod of 33)>>35704612B-but he can't sire children.. and he's a filthy lizard.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>35704584>Blast the earth, Roll D100 (plus ki mod of 33)>>35704627>But he can't sire children
>>35704660>But he can't sire childrenSorry, I don't know what happened. My point was going to be that we don't know until we try, but I prematurely posted, probably distracted thinking of Zarbon
>>35704684He's a hideous lizard. His Genes are not compatible. In no way should we ever try to become intimate with such a creature. Placing our genes in the same incubation tube. Disgusting.
So we're going to /u/ right?
>>35704718Not sure our Sayains are aware of /u/.Hell I think it'd be funny as hell if the whole concept of sex was foreign to them. I'm pretty sure sayains used incubation machines.
>>35704707We need to keep our Saiyan race pure.
>>35704718for the future of our species, we can't.
You raise a hand, spinning in the air to point it straight downwards. As you gather energy, you grin at the other two. Only now have you noticed that Teito took a leg off one of the Arlians, and has been clearly eating it the entire flight here."Put that away!" You command. Tei shrugs and tosses it. The leg splatters wetly against the earth as you flick your wrist, propelling the ki blast downwards.The blast is enormous, obliterating a huge crater into the planet side, the size of a good sized meteor impact.And then the source of the power level comes rushing out. You believe these are called Primal Arlians, standing nearly twenty feet tall and completely feral.The bug roars, it's thick carapace reflecting red light. It's mouth glows a bright orange and a blast of ki shoots upwards at the three of you. As the three of you weave through the air, a section of the bug's carapace lifts, revealing wings. It lifts itself high into the air, chasing after you. You double check the scouter, Power Level, 2011.>Name your signature attack>Roll D200+33 to fight>Other?
>>35704707Nice try, but looks nothling like Zarbon. Who cares about looks anyway? It's all about the power level, it's just that Zarbon is pretty as a bonus. I doubt Freiza would give us the time of day
>>35704751Just use the dragon balls for a penis then
>>35704786i thought you wanted /u/, not /d/.
Rolled 194 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35704754>Roll D200+33 to fightI'm shit at names, though. >Earth Breaker
>>35704804He wants to fuck girls. There's a difference.
Rolled 200 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35704754Kabuya Kannon!
>>35704684>Bestialityfuck no anon, that is sick and wrong.we only have breed with other saiyan
Rolled 31, 16, 7, 23, 17, 26, 11, 17, 12, 27, 4, 31, 14, 17, 24, 19, 7, 12, 22, 10, 1, 4, 21, 11, 13 = 397 (25d33)>>35704754Now This is one we can EAT!Names.. what kind of attack do we want it to be?Bash beam?Shredder? Some sort of whirling tempest of blades?
>>35704745> sadly puts away dreams of oviposition in Saiyan girls
>>35704812Well. Earth breaker it is>>35704819Or Kabuya Kannon, Jesus Christ.
>>35704819Well okay then. I guess she wins.
Ouch, OP, using that picture you didn't call these girls Chirei, Imoya, with us playing Shuirika? Plague goes to 4chan frequently enough.
Rolled 10 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35704754
>>35704754>>35704819Nice.Maybe a Kabuya breaker cannon?I'm fine with either really.>>35704824WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR DIIICE!
>>35704824What the fuck is that roll?
>>35704843My guess... something like a hellzone grenade.
>>35704850Kinda weak if the max of each grenade is only 33. Good for busting up terrain and taking out weak trash, though.
Rolled 142 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35704754>Name your signature attackWhite Hole!>Roll D200+33 to fight
You drift higher into the atmosphere, letting him chase after you. "Leave it to me girls. I have this." You tell the other two.You start to charge your signature move, gathering energy in your cupped hands.As the bug chases you, Teito taunts Risel. "How's it feel Rise, to be only a little bit stronger than some big bug?""Sh- Shut up!" The weaker girl bites back. She raises a palm to attack the bug, but stops when you bark an order at her.You cease your ascent, letting the bug come to you. All the energy is gathered, now it's just a matter of how to do this.>Beam>Explosive Wave>Volley>Other
>>35704905What exactly is the explosive wave?I'm more partial to a ball of death.>Explosive wave
>>35704905Are there any direct effects to our damage with this?Should we be aware of anything that will change mechanically?
>>35704905>Other>Homing explosive ki blast
>>35704905>>Other>Tap the bug on the forehead
>>35704905>Other>Lunar WaveAt least have some style.
>>35704925what elwind?>>35704927obviously it changes mechanically.
>>35704925Context? Right now I think it's just a wave of energy that erupts from our hand.
>>35704905for those curious, here is a list of attack typeshttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Blast
>>35704905>>OtherHigh speed punch
>>35704905>otherA thin beam, that once it hits becomes a ball of destruction charging up inside the target.
>>35704905>>35704955I like this...
>>35704953>http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Blast>>Chocolate KamehamehaC-can we learn this?
>>35704927thats a good pointVolley+10 to the rollexplosive wave is like what vegeta tried on majin buu, hits an area all around Beam you can counter other beamsif you have a custom one, try to make a reasonable mechanic
>>35704945>>35704941The crescenty shape that leaves a trail, I figure that's what a wave is likeHere, made professionaly in paint.net!
Actually, a wave is a kamehamehaA beam is basically a laser gun, 1 inch across and over in an instant.A wave is a very wide beam channeled over a longer time.
>>35704905>>35704915changing my vote to >>35704955
>>35704969>explosive wave is like what vegeta tried on majin buu, hits an area all around >Beam you can counter other beamsare you sure you aren't confusing beam with wave?The kamehameha is a wave attack.http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Beamhttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_wave
I vote we use this.
>>35704926dragon fist is a thinghttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Fist
>>35705005Can't use near allies.
But what name are we going with? How can we pick the look if we don't know the name?
>>35705006So I am, Wave gets the counter thing>>35705025>>35704966>>35705016you know the character is just an ordinary level saiyan right?
>>35705016that would behttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Swordwhich is a variant wave
>>35705040Kabuya Cannon won.
>>35705040Kaguya Breaker, since those two were so close in roll
>>35705061down with moon princesses
>>35705061B-but muh the beggining of each word being the same letter
>>35705060>>35705088alright fine Kabuya Kannon, since it was higher rolland it looks like wave wins to me
>>35705118Explosive wave with a cannon name doesn't make sense.. can we get a final destination vote on this?If it's the AOE explosion we should probably stick wtih Breaker....
>>35704836>No Response from QMOh well, no secretly insecure watermelon general with Potato and Pepper girl backup...
>>35705128>Explosive wave with a cannon name doesn't make senseNeither does shouting out an accurate depiction of your signiture move.We're smarter than that.
>>35705118Kaguya Breaker is better for a wave attack.
>>35705146We're a Sayain. So no... no we are not.
>>35705118That's like Goku using his signature move "the Goku Gun" or Vegeta using "the Vegeta Vaporizer." Kabuya Kannon is dumb.
alright, since the vote actually was a tad unclearill leave this open for 3 minutes ending at 19 pasthttp://strawpoll.me/2842036
>>35705156But we're a Sayian general.We named it wrong on accident but then everyone praised how smart we were at being tricky.
>>35705156Vegeta is actually pretty smartthat being said, so far we have chosen to act pretty stupid
>>35705180>General>implying we arent just the strongest of a bunch of mid tier bratsshiggydiggydo
>>35705180Well it's in character I suppose.
>>35705173I can so see vegetable using the vegetable vaporizer.
>>35705179Wouldn't a Final Destination vote be better, considering Strawpoll is notoriously easy to samefag? I mean, if they care enough to raise a ruckus about the name being a compromise, they probably care enough to samefag.
and kannon wins
>>35705204Fuck autocorrect slipped by me. I'm tired. Shaddup.
>>35705227wait, you mean that was an accident? everyone calls him vegetable anyways. for the luls
If it makes you feel better Saiyans probably don't use guns, cannons and other shit so their knowlege of the cannon might just be something makes explosions
You let the bug draw closer and closer. You even let it begin to swing at you, before you shift in the air, bringing your hands forward, "Kabuya... KANNON!" you blast through it with an energy wave, shearing straight through it's body instantly, leaving a steaming hole through it's corpse, before the wave slams into the planet, smashing the crater you left even wider.It's wings flap for a few seconds, even after brain death, before it collapses, sailing downwards towards the planet.Teito looks at you expectantly, mouth practically watering. "Can I grab it?" She asks>Let her eat>Group dinner>No time, to the city>No time to the other large power
>>35705269>let her eat>to the other large power
>>35705269>No time to the other large powerIt's probably tastier anyway
>>35705180Nah, that'd be Shuririka.We seem to be some decently powerful Sayian (Likely noble class one) that's nearly as strong as Nappa. We fled the planet's destruction and drifted alone for a long time before finding the other two sayians of unknown type. Now we travel with the two of them searching for other sayians, likely searching for the low powered wretches we send off in droves or escapees from the PTO
>>35705269>Group dinneryumplus, its good to bond with your underlings
>>35705269>>Let her eatBut only whilst we fly to the next destination
>>35705269>Let her eat>No time to the other large power
>>35705269>group dinner>to the other large power
>>35704707Lizards don't even have a proper penis, it's like getting a single cherry scoop cone with sprinkles when you asked for a double scoop strawberry and chocolate dipped in chocolate with a cherry on top.
>>35705269awww, teito is adorable.Is she the chubbiest muscular saiyan girl?
>>35705269>>No time to the other large power
>>35705269>We turn the larger power into a group dinner.I think this works well.
>>35705286want nappa like 7000? and veggie 12000
>All those votes to split up before going after the large power>Even though the small power was ~2000 and we are not even double that, so the large power is probably a genuine threatwhy tg? do you like dying?
>>35705384Sayians get stronger by nearly dying.
>>35705357I think nappa was 4000 and vegeta 18000
>>35705357Under the assumption that it's Nappa's assumed power level of around 4-4.5k with Raditz being around 1.2-1.5k
>>35705431>dat picDon't push me anon!
>>35705422 When first encountered Vegeta was about 15k Nappa at 4k Radits was 1200 so he's a punk.
>>35705473another saiyan is another saiyan
>>35705473powerlevel 1200, a.k.a one [Radditz]. Plantmen have that.
"No time, I want to check out that large power Level to the south west." You fiddle with your scouter, locating the source, however, at this distance, you can't get any sort of accurate reading on it.The device fluctuates randomly on what it could be, as the Arlian crashes to the surface with a squelching crunch, Teito stares down at the mess, dissapointed, before the group flies off.As you fly the scouter says the target is anywhere between 2500 and 6000. Derelict piece of junk! You control the urge to rip it off and dash it against the surface below.After nearly an hour of soaring to the target, you see the outline on the horizon. A huge castle, bustling with workers, chained up and being sent down mine shafts. But that isn't what chills your blood.No what does that is the small Planet Trade Organisation ship, parked on one of the castle's towers. The scouter locks on to the target, finally beeping out a definite power level.The three of you gulp audibly. Power level: 4326>Write in
>>35705573W-we Can probably take it.. TOGETHER! We'll just have to work as a team!
>>35705573>Combined attack. Blow it to fuck. Name: Pineapple Salad
>>35705573GTFO!We could take whatever it is together, but we cant risk the Low Class."We're not finding any Sayians here then. Come, This planet is useless to us.">Oh god oh jeez just think we're just other Arliens dont notice us oh jeez please just leave now dont think we're a coward
>>35705593well Kabuya is a bastardisation of nip word for turnip, Teito is potato and Risel, im guessing is celery.so what could we call that attack
>>35705573"If this is a saiyan we get a powerful new comrade. If not I'm going to blow it to smithereens."
>>35705573scouter might be broke. Compare with the others.Then power down (as much as we can, we obviously havent learned hiding our Ki level) and aproach on foot silently to scout out what dares to exceed the power level of us Sayians. Also mock Risel that she doesn't even have half the power level of that (presumed) bug.
>>35705609So no food item springs to mind if you leave out the L in Risel?
>>35705609Give ma a bastardized word for "root" and well spam Barrage on the end of it.
>>35705621Saiyans are named for vegetables, not just any kind of food.
>>35705626well the nip word for root is rutobut considering dbzs chinese influence we could go with Gen
>>35705609Imo (Japanese term generally referring to tubers)>>35705626Barrage
>>35705644Ruto Barrage Gen Barrage. Both are fine let's just murder this fucker.
>>35705573Push it to the limit and investigate(Morning quests? What could go wrong?)
>>35705573>Planet Trade Organisation shipsteal ship?
>>35705573Can we see what it is?because both>>35705615>>35705598look good but depends on what it is
>>35705653I prefr Imo barrage actually... Either way. I'm down to punk this fucker.>>35705681We could steal the ship couldn't we...Do we know how to fly a ship?
>>35705618What he said
>>35705573>>35705618Dis un sounds good boss.
>>35705618>Also mock Risel that she doesn't even have half the power level of that (presumed) bug.don't be an asshole
I kinda wish we were the adorable Saiyan who had to be kept in line by her leader.
>>35705772Oh come the fuck on. she is weaker than us. how does she not deserve to be ridiculed?
>>35705772>Don't be and assholeWe're true space monkeys, always be an asshole
>>35705787If we work hard maybe we;ll find a string Sayian leader who we can be a cute subordinate to.>>35705790>>35705793And this is how you get comrades who don't help laugh at you while you're dying.
>>35705772Are you even a Saiyan?
>>35705818>A saiyan is a retard who can't into loyaltyscrew you>>35705815>And this is how you get comrades who don't help laugh at you while you're dying.pretty much this
>>35705815>And this is how you get comrades who don't help laugh at you while you're dying.I bet you'd go into a Landsknecht quest and say: 'Look guys, spending all our money on flamboiant cloths is clearly short sighted, lets start a trust fund'
>>35705818I kinda agree with>>35705815However if we're Saiyans being nice probably isn't a thing we understand. So unless you want to crash land on earth and have Goku explain to us the meaning of friendship... it's probably not going to happen.
>>35705837>A sayian is someone who can rib their fellows and know its not out of utter malice.
>>35705853Point taken. RIB HER RIB HER GOOD!
"D-" You clear your throat, trying to maintain assertiveness. "Does that say 4326 to you two as well?" You ask.Both girls nod, clearly nervous. "Right well... drop your power as much as possible. I know for you that's not a lot Risel, but we still should." Teito snorts at that, while Ris blushes angrily, before slowly nodding concession.You wait for the three of you to dim your ki as low as possible, resting at around 600 a piece, as you stand on the ground, not much higher than the Arlians in this place.You lead the two closer to the castle, darting between rocks on the surface, it feels odd running on the surface of this planet, the turd is muddy, yet springy. You don't like this place, if you had the strength you'd vaporise the entire thing.You weave among the workers, ducking into shadows and behind mine carts, until you make it into a small alcove, resting against the wall in the shade of a cave entrance.You raise your ki a whisper, using the bare minimum to float yourself atop the wall to the tower.The PTO ship stands before you, but in this time, your scouter suggests the power source has gone inside the palace, leaving the small ship apparently unmanned.>Check the ship>Follow the power source>Write in
>>35705837>>35705837tell me again, what did King Vegeta do with bearers of bad news? Or with people who ask him not to kill his son?Something that fosters loyality, if I remember correctely, but I can't remember what.But hey, maybe King Vegeta isn't the ideal you want to strive towards as a saiyan..
>>35705872>Check the ship
>>35705872>Check the shipTIME TO STEAL IT
>>35705872Check out the shipHave one stand guard
>>35705872>Check the ship>>35705896Dude that power level will shoot it out of the sky.
>>35705872>"Right well... drop your power as much as possible. I know for you that's not a lot Risel, but we still should." Teito snorts at that, while Ris blushes angrily, before slowly nodding concession.what a fucking burnanyways, we should let one of the girls look inside the ship and ourselves, as the strongest, should stay outside to be first in combat, should somebody check on you.
>>35705885HAHAHA TIME FOR LARCENY
>>35705872>the turd is muddy, yet springy.
>>35705939I believe shes calling the planet a shit
>>35705953probably the bug castle. It's made out of bug goo.
>>35705939>>35705953I figured they meant 'turf' but it was in character.
>>35705939One can't help but wonder if additional fiber may be called for.and thanks for starting this quest so I didn't have to. Time to trash in my rough notes. Also good to see all those DBZ threads we've been having weren't a total waste.
>>35705989Indeed man. Chuckles is the shit. Shame he's a drop bear.
>>35705787Well, there's always vegeta
>>35706072oh god, could you imagine meeting Vegeta and desperately trying to get him to dominate you, trying to prove yourself in his eyes?
"Teito, stand guard. Risel and I will check the ship out." Best leave her to guard, who knows how quickly Risel would get knocked out on the job.You walk up the ramp into the circular ship, looking around. The ship is well equipped, proper sleep pods, long distance communications, with a holo screen. And the engines! Several magnitudes faster than the pods, you can practically feel your saliva pooling on the ship's floor.Risel looks through a few doors. A bathroom, a small wardrobe and "Ah!" She yelps.A robot streams out of the charging unit it was in, "Intruder Alert!" It swings wildly, knocking Risel on her rear.The thing looks stocky and sturdy, part combat part service unit, if you had to guess.It levels an arm at you, a cannon extending upwards from it's forearm and charging.>RUN!>Take it out with a punch (Roll d100)>Take it out, with an energy blast (Roll d100)
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>35706110>>Take it out with a punch (Roll d100)FUCK DICEGODS
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>35706110>Take it out with a punch (Roll d100)
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>35706110Risel... You're too adorable.
>>35706110>PAUNCH"You ok there Risel?"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>35706110>Take it out with a punch (Roll d100)FUCK IT UP
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>35706156We're going to have to single her out for.. special training sessions.
>>35706110after taking it out, imidiately rush out of the ship to see if the strong power level person has been alarmed.
>>35706178We set a guard. That's exactly her job.
>>35706178I got an idea, We'll have Teito find a weak bugmin and we'll just butcher it around the landing pad, then take the body with us.Arlien's got bloodied during the hijacking of the ship, No sayian suspicion!>We also need to destroy/take our pods
You dash in the enclosed space, crossing it in nanoseconds and punching the arm with the cannon clean off, your fist severing it at the 'elbow'.It sparks as the wires sever. "Critical condition!" You punch again, as the other arm comes at your face. you rip it off at the shoulder this time, before letting your power flair momentarily.With this short boost, you headbutt the robot's head, obliterating the metal into a shrapnel of wires, armour and circuitry.You quickly dim your power, pulling Risel up to her feet. "You ok?" You ask.She nods, "Just got the drop on me, cause we had a power levels dropped." She explains, rubbing her rump, before adding, "Kabuya." With a nod of respect.You go to switch your attention to the scouter again, when Teito yells, sticking her head in the ramp. "Kabu..." She warns, "He's coming, I think it's Kew, or maybe Cui from the look of him.">We can take him!>Take his ship>Back to the pods!
>>35706256>Take his shipYOINK
>>35706256>Take his ship
>>35706256lol kui is 18k, no way can we win>Take his shipIf we can get away before he gets here.Otherwise back to the pods.
>>35706256>We Can't take him!>place the robot near the engines, fuddle with the power source and set it to blow, Back to the pods!
>>35706256>Go out to meet him yourselfIt might be another saiyan,
>>35706256We can take him... MaybeWe can't outrun him and we can't hide.We are SaiyanWe fighti do kind of hope we run into that Saiyan subprime scientist someone in those threads pitched. Since all he is is a muscle wizard who invents new punches.
>>35706293Cui is too damn strong man. We Can't Take him.
>>35706303>I think it's Kew, or maybe Cui from the look of him."Oh nevermind.Still though, crush him. We gotta get stronk, can't do that by running away
>>35706256>We can take himARE YOU APES OR MONKEYSSeriously, because that was never really explained.
>>35706333He's 18k. He's stronger than Vegita at the moment and we're not even at Nappa's level.He would fuck. Us. Up.
>>35706325>>35706316>>35706333Cui is Vegeta's rival. If we're the strongest and our power level is less than 4k, he's about four times stronger.
>>35706353this is also like 8 years earlier and he might just be another member of the racethey all look the same cos theyre asexual
>>35706256>Take his shipGRAND THEFT ASTRO
>>35706353>>35706364Scouter says 4k. I trust the scouter... why don't you? This isn't after the Saiyan Arc. WE CAN TAKE HIM AS A TEAM!
>All this meta
>>35706256>We can take him!ARE YOU COWARDS?! IS THIS OUR HONORABLE SAIYAN RACE?! FIGHT YOU SPACE BITCHES FIGHT!
>>357063844k when he is relaxing and not combat ready, he gets himself ready for combat we are hosed.
>>35706400We fled from freeza Alone and hide alone in the expance of space for years, running!We're not a fully honorable sayian, We can Run, and Live. This attitude is how the last dbz quest got the mc batted around so much
>>35706256>Take his shipWe can't just run, that's un-Saiyan-like. We have to tactically retreat in his ship. Maybe blow up our pods on the way out so that he's stranded here, too.
>>35706353But being beaten to death is the only way for Saiyans to get stronger.We've got warm bodies to wear him down, let's fuck him up.
>>35706414Don't care.Play a saiyan act like a Saiyan.
>>35706414Ah... so we're orky saiyans?AAAH GOOD FIGHT.. But.. waits if We Runz away... WE CAN FIGHT AGAIN!WAAAAAAGH!
>>35706384Cui was said to be as strong as Vegeta. I really don't want to fight someone who outpowers our strongest when he's just relaxing, do you?
>>35706256>we can take him!
>>35706434Not going to touch filthy purple thing.
>>35706434>Beaten NEARLY to death!It's within an inch of your life that gives you the power level!
>>35706441WA'S DA POINT A GETTIN STUCK IF'N YA GET KRUMPED FORE YA'S CAN KRUMP THE OTHER GROT?DED SILLY THAT IS
>>35706095Well, if we keep the ship and search Freeza's databases we'll probably find the prince
So if we leave him stranded here so we can swing back later and fuck him up when we're stronger, what are the odds he'll whip up the natives into some sort of Insectoid super soldiers on par with a lower class Saiyan?
"We can take him. Together. Ok?" You non at the two girls, and the three of you lift your power level to max, a thing wispy aura surrounding yourself as you hit max.You and Risel run down the ramp, you take centre position as Kew strolls down the wall's walkway."Ah, some stray monkeys.... How interesting." The words slither out of his mouth. "I'm sure lord Frieza would greatly appreciate me, if I were to bring him your tails. Belt's are very in this season. And he does so love to taunt the prince..."His power level starts rising, your scouter ticking away, climbing to 6619, but you barely notice that."Did he say the prince?" Risel asks."As in prince Vegeta?" Teito follows."HA!" Kew launches a blast at you, which you pull the girls down with split second timing. It burns a few of your hairs loose as it passes, before it slams into his ship. The craft is obliterated in seconds. "You dirty MONKEYS!" He screams, "HOW AM I GOING TO GET HOME NOW?">Rush him together (Roll d400+82)>Team barrage (roll d400+82)>Tell the others to stay back (Roll d400+33>RUN, NOW!
>>35706095>Implying we won't do that.But what happens if we meet Goku.
Rolled 249 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560>>Team barrage (roll d400+82)FUCK DICEGODS
>>35706256wait, this is eight years before we see Kew in the anime right? So he's probably a few thousand short of his power then? Or do they not train in the Frieza army?
Rolled 20, 75, 13, 42, 46, 40, 66, 41, 71, 63, 70, 65, 26, 17, 70, 18, 81, 63, 9, 18, 16, 77, 65, 55, 49 = 1176 (25d82)>>35706560>Team barrage (roll d400+82)
Rolled 143 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560>>Team barrage (roll d400+82)
Rolled 235 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560>>Team barrage (roll d400+82)Welp
Rolled 74 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706582Anon what the fuck did you do>>35706560>Team barrage (roll d400+82)
>>35706565we'll use him to make Vegeta jealous for rougher sex.>>35706560run now. I mean what the fuck are we smoking.
>>35706580Kew is a different person from Cui
Rolled 267 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560Jesus man Stop trying to dice... you can't>>35706582
Rolled 121 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706598We'll kill Nappa to prove our usefulness!
>>35706560Hey, you blew up your own ship all by yourself.Did nobody ever teach you about firing angles and combat mobility?
>>35705173Vegeta used the Galick Gun, at first
>>35706599my point stands.
Rolled 276 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560>Team barrage
>>35706560Hey Chuckles is it first 5 or 3 rolls for combat?
>>35706560>Team barrage (roll d400+82)
>>357066605should probably have repeated that, I do realise
>QM offers us something clearly meant for us to take>we don't take it>blows it upHonestly, I love this shit. Good thing too since it could probably be tracked.
Rolled 308 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560Dice powah (messed up roll for >>35706668)
Rolled 293 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706560>Team barrage (roll d400+82)
>>35706600349 for total damage... that isn't... bad.. probably.
Man, why do we wanna go to Earth, it's not like it has anything of value that we've heard about.
>>35706724Either PLOT will tell us. Or will venture off to find the prince. And we'll get sent instead of Raditz or what have you.
>>35706724No one's even mentioned earth IC, what are you talking about?
Ok guysSohow about we waifu Broly?
>>35706739>And we'll get sent instead of Raditz or what have you.Now THAT sounds promising.
>>35706757go Vegeta or go unboned.
>>35706757>You blush, but you can't help looking.>Between his legs, you see a garish bulge.>You don't think you've ever seen a man with such a well-developed set of quads.
>>35706757I don't know. How did they find him in cannon?
>>35706757No. He didn't... do anything ever..
>>35706780I am ok with that. Vegeta husbando FTW.Heck, 3 of us can be his haremalthough we haven't seen a male saiyan in 18 years. So I am betting we basically jump the bones of the first one we meet.
>>35706757He's kinda fucking insane. Not the best mate material
>>35706788They didnt, Broly's father sought them out.
Guys, you know what we should do instead of a team barrage?http://youtu.be/yGdGJ1XXvTQ?t=1m6s
"Send him to H.F.I.L. girls!" You launch skywards straight up, while the others spread out diagonally.You blast at him, smothering him in blast after blast, your own purple blasts intermingling with Teitos golden brown and Risel's green ones.Kew tries to block and retaliate but the barrage keeps him to busy to come on the offensive. But Risel quickly tires, then Teito, and soon even you can barely keep it going.You float in the air, panting, Kew seems injured, the wall beneath him unstable and dropping chunks of stone onto the workers below."That all you got... you no good ape?" He asks. He flings two red blasts in wide arcs, knocking your exhausted companions out of the air, they hit the wall with pained groans."Now for you, I think I've got a little something special.." He holds a palm out, red ki gathering around it. "Taste my Full Power Energy Wave!">>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)>Take the girls and run.
>>35706783>By the King, he could squat planets with those things.
Rolled 3 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706801No.>>35706822>>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)Fuck you dicegods
Rolled 13 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>>>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
Rolled 183 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822WE'RE HAVING SMOKED FISH TONIGHT
>>35706788Paragus came in the break before the Cell Games and invited them to help him find the Legendary Super Sayian who had just blown up a whole galaxy.Only it was a trap to kill Vegeta because King Vegeta tried to kill Broly, who is Paragus's son when he was born because at birth he had a power level of 10,000, Which was what Bardock and King Vegeta had when they died.
Rolled 155 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>>>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
Rolled 2 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)At his power level, he'll just shoot us in the back.
Rolled 47 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822CROSS COUNTAH
Rolled 33, 60 + 33 = 126 (2d100 + 33)>>35706822>>>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
Rolled 46 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
So, are we going to be a Kung-Fu Taoist Ubermensch?
This is how we die
>>35706822>take the girls and run.
>>35706822Take. The. Girls. And. Run.There is Zero thematic advantage here, Look at the words, He's uninjured, his power level keeps rising, We've stranged him here, go for the pods NOW
>>35706830>Not getting wet for prince veggeta>Not wanting to be in his harem
>>35706840>>35706842>>35706843We're fuckedOh well, it wasn't a numbered quest anyway. Been fun guys.
>>35706861>Kew seems injuredNice reading comprehension>>35706865Fuck off
Rolled 83 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
>>35706855Muay Thai or bust, spidermonkey 4 life
>>35706822Option 1: he is injured. strategic withdrawl to rest and recover. because we will recover faster than him, since he is injured and we are notOption 2: fakeout, pretend to meet it head on only to dodge. Doesn't matter how much power he gathers if it misses. then CQC while focusing on hitting his injuries.
>>35706861Already down, already knows we're here. If we run, we'll have to face him again, and we won't be that much stronger.Saiyans have to fight to get stronger. It fits perfectly thematically.
>>35706861nobody is reading though. they just see the attack button and mash it. As if muffins are going to appear.>>35706865oh yeah Master Vegeta, call me unworthy again!
alright, counter wins, comes to an average of 104writan before you can all change your minds
Rolled 172 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon!...If this doesn't work, offer Risel's body as a distraction.
>>35706861>his power level keeps rising,That shouldn't be possible unless he transforms
Rolled 92 + 33 (1d200 + 33)>>35706822>Saiyan pride! Counter with Kabayu Kannon (Roll d200+33)
>>35706904We got 213 on a 200 scale.What are you complaining about?
>>35706909HAEAT MY DICE FAGGOTS
>>35706865I'm rooting for Queen-consort of the new sayian empire personally.Mainly, I want to see if /tg/ can actually play the loyal second in command. We don't exactly do that very often
>>35706923he's getting warmed up.
>>35706888Muay thai saiyan girl.MMMph Damn. Mental imagery is sexy.
>>35706912>offer Risel's body as a distraction.That only work for distracting us, anon
>>35706922Same results as before. We're boned.Also past bump limit.
Rolled 107 + 82 (1d400 + 82)>>35706909Ohshit, we're playing with averages of first five here? I thought it was best of.
>>35706909I thought you were using highest of, not average.
>>35706929well obviously we are first wife. i mean, our power level is higher than the other two.
>>35706909 >average of 104What? QM, how about you post all the dice rules so we know what the hell you're doing.
>>35706909Since when were we using averages?
>>35706909Yeah.. I thought it was highest.Dice rules please.
>>35706909>averageYou can't just keep changing rules like that, we were using highest of earlier
Ok dice rules are best of 5 for all combat rolls, the power level thing was only highest of 5 because Kabuya was the strongest on the team
>>35706978>The entire saiyan race has been reduced to 3 women and 1 man>squel NO HAREM! NO HAREM!I guess our kids are gonna have to make due with full incest instead of half siblings. Because you can't into repopulating.
>>35706929>I'm rooting for Queen-consort of the new sayian empire personally.>not being the Empressor, alternatively>Not beicoming enlighted and fighting because we love fighting> I want to see if /tg/ can actually play the loyal second in command. We don't exactly do that very often
>>35706986>dice rules are best of 5 for all combat rolls,>OnlyWait.. did you mean average... or are you chnaging it to best because we all bitched?
Hey, without a baby and husband and Baby Husband to take care of, will Bulma become some kind of super genius with a robot military? SHE COULD TEAM UP WITH DR. GERO
>>35706986That dosen't explain anything.Can you take a few minutes to type up a comprehensive rundown of how your dice rolls work?
>>35706999fuck meaverage of 5shit chuckles learn to proof read
>>35707006>Baww, muh QMStop pissing and wasting posts, faggot.
>>35707009fruedian slip>>35707000Assuming vegetable doesn't pass on us for her.
>>35706993You can't repopulate with 3 females, anon.Also, why want to repopulate. Those weak fuckers are dead. Good riddence
>>35706993>wha wha wha i want a haremToo bad. We can just use the dragonballs
>>35707009Averaging is a shit dice mechanic, best of three or bust
>>35707037T-tHEN WE WILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE! WHO IS BETTER! MORE POWERFUL!
>>35706978many harem shit.
>>35707040>Not wanting to restore the Sayian race to it's full glory and beyondWhere's your pride?>>35707051Learn to read, we don't want a harem, we want to be a part of one.
>>35707051>I want to bring back to like a race of crazy mass murdering sociopaths>perfect wishCome on now
>>35707095>>35707062Stop samefagging, cunt.
>>35707051We want to be PART of a Harem you prude.
>>35707081>weWhy don't you stop trying to bring your harem bullshit into this quest, regardless of whether or not we have one or we're in one haremshit is haremshit.This is a quest about fighting anyways you slut
There are only seven saiyans alive. 8 if Broly counts
>>35707081>Learn to read, we don't want a harem, we want to be a part of one.that is a good pointI know there is a "reverse harem" for a female who wants a group of males...but I don't think I have ever heard a term for wanting to be part of a harem.
>>35707107Bzzt, wrong.Averaging has a terrible track record though, why would anyone use it?
>>35707107yeah, what the fuck guys, dont samefag!
You cup your hands, exhausted. "I won't let it end like this! The Saiyans are a true warrior race.... don't underestimate us!" Kew snickers, before launching his wave."KABUYA!!!! KANNOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!"The waves collide, in an almost eerily beautiful mix of red and purple. They push against each other, wavering back and forth between the two of you, as you both throw your full energy into the clash.But slowly, you start to push back on him, his blast wavering and shortening, before it fizzles out. With a sadistic laugh, you throw your remaining energy into the attack.With a rush of purple, the wave washes over Kew and you wipe him from the galaxy. That done, you drop out of the air to the relatively stable section of the wall below you, lying between the two girls.You're exhausted.... maybe just a little nap. You close your eyes.And then you open them. Your in a dingy room, prison cell by the looks of it. It's definitely got the mould to be one, and the iron bars are a tad of a giveaway.Two Arlians sit on the opposite side of the cell muttering between themselves, the girls are nowhere in sight.You roll upright, sitting on the cold stone floor and flex. You feel... stronger than before?>Write in
>>35707120Vegeta, Nappa, Goku, Raditz, possibly Brolly and Paragus, Tarble, the dude from the Tree of Might, and the three of us.Eleven Saiyans left.
>>35707051>Too bad. We can just use the dragonballsBut, will the prince notice us in such a case? with millions of saiyan nobles vying for his attention?also, we don't know about the dragonballs yet
>>35707149Wait, he's half again as strong as we are. How did we even win?
>>357070511 year timelimit on resurrections actually.
>>35707149Smash through the Bars. Grab them. Demand to know where our subordinates are!
>>35707149>#rektWell that was unexpected.Demand to know where the others are and what the meaning of this is.
>>35707149Break the bars.Examine ourselves. Ask the Arlians where our two subordinates are.
>>35707149Smash outAsk where our girls are
>>3570715011 named ones at least.Toriyami did say there are probably others out there
>>35707150Tarbles is canon, he's mentioned in BoG which is 100% canon.The Guy from Tree of Might is named Turles.>>35707165The same way Cell almost beat Gohan in their beam clash, he was injured.
>>35707129Stop posting if you don't like the quest. The only reason you're here is to shitpost.
>>35707153Who gives a shit about the prince.Why would a saiyan even have a harem?They fuck, give birth, and then go fight more. Families don't exist in their lives. Hell they don't even watch over their kids, they spend time in a pod
>>35707165 power levels are bullshit compared to inner strength.thats literally what toriyama said, also dice was over 50% and you softened him up
>>35707121Secondary Harem character.
>>35707165we triple teamed him and rolled really well on that triple teaming.then he was so injured that we were able to overwhelm him
>>35707209Thank you OP
>>35707200>Who gives a shit about the prince.>Not wanting vegettawhat kind of faggot are you?>Why would a saiyan even have a harem?because he is the king.>They fuck, give birth, and then go fight more. Families don't exist in their lives. Hell they don't even watch over their kids, they spend time in a podI think you are taking the harem thing too literally.Also, prince vegetta was raised by his father, and he raised his daughter. so... you talking shit.
>>35707200Typical Sayians that is.Goku's mother was a more soft hearted woman, but even she fought in Bardock's team for a while before becoming a meat cutter.
>>35707198That's a lot of assumptions really, I'm just saying that /tg/ dice are fickle, and averaging does nothing to stop it.
>>35707149You have three seconds to let me out of here, and tell me where my subordinates are, or I will break out of here and turn you into paste joint by joint.
>>35707248Only the royal family of Vageta is meant to have actually family ties, that and they decided to give Bardock a loving waifu who can't really fight. Broly is way better than Vageta because he's the legendary Super Saiyan. Plus Zarbon-senpai is still an option and he should be stronger than Vageta ;)
So, gameplan: Get our girls. Get out. Go to random refuling station in bumfuck nowhere in freeza's empire. Utilize led pipe cryptanalysis to locate where Prince Vegeta will next attack. Go to there to meet him.
>>35707081>Where's your pride?My pride is mine only, not the one of my species
>>35707277why is everybody talking about Broly as if he is canon?
>>35707268Vageta is the worst, he even killed the Ginyu force. It's sad that for his great crimes he was never punished
>>35707277>Zarbonwho?>Only the royal family of Vageta is meant to have actually family tiesso its perfectly valid, canon wise.
>>35707248So basically, you're just being a faggot fanboy and wanting to jump on your favorite characters dick>Also, prince vegetta was raised by his father, and he raised his daughter. so... you talking shit.That's because the royal family is an exception,>>35707252Bardock and his wife were somewhat unusualhttp://www.kanzenshuu.com/translations/episode-bardock-akira-toriyama-super-qa/Gine had a gentle personality and wasn’t cut out as a warrior, being repeatedly saved from danger by Bardock. At that time, a special emotion was born between them. Normally, Saiyans don’t have much of a notion of romance or marriage, and apart from the royal family of Vegeta, they aren’t particular about blood-relationships.Being in among all that, I suppose you could say that the pair of Bardock and Gine were those rare Saiyans who were joined by a bond other than for reproductive purposes.
>>35707277Zarbon a shit. see>>35707268>>35707284Find our girls. Destroy this fucking planet. Find another one to blow up/conquer that doesn't look like a giant space turd.
>>35707149casually stroll through the bars as if they were made of paper.keep some alive. that fuck we killed mentioned vegetta was alive. he was dealing with those guysthey might be able to direct us to his location. and finally our 18 years of long searching will be over
>>35707327That's 7 years after where we are, any time before that and Zarbon would've wrecked Vageta. Vageta is shit and only edgelords like him.
>>35707326>>Lets become royal harem>Can't, sayins don't have marriage>Except for the royal family is an exception,you realize you are contradicting yourself here?
>>35707313Because no one cares about Dragon ball canon especially not Toriyama and so just goes with what they like best.
>>35707284I agree with this until the last to part. It's time to stirke on our own!
>>35707284Not sure. We're too weak. All three of us just had to work together to stomp scum.
>>35707373Most of Freiza's soldiers are around Raditz's level, some can't even form Ki blast on their own.
>>35707408>Most of Freiza's soldiers are around Raditz's levelHahaha, no. Most soldiers simply use technology to blast people.
>>35707440Yeah, most of them are weaker. The mooks that you see on Namek are Freeza's elite.
When are we going to run into space fishies and space piggies/cows?
You float yourself upright from your sitting position. One guard nudges the other. "Oh awake eh? Good King Moai had some questions for you... what are you doing?" You walk through the bars, the inferior metal crumples as you walk into it, buckling under your strength.You repeat the tactic you employed with your first Arlians. Fist through one's skull, crush the others arms. "Where are the girls." You growl. You think the bug is going to respond when his mask lights up, but instead a ki blast shoots directly into your face, a puff of smoke obscuring your vision.It didn't hurt in the slightest, but he did blind you."LOOSE! THE PRISONER IS LOOSE!" He screams as you stumble around. Lashing out with a sweeping kick, you catch his leg, bowling the insect over."Where. Are. They!" You slam the bugs face into the floor, just hard enough to crack his shell a little."Deep- deep in the mines! The King wanted them to feed to his pets." Another slam. "What pets?" You growl, now crushing his neck with your grip, outside you hear footsteps clattering in the hall."P-Primal Arlians..." He whimpers.You pick the bug up, hurling him through the door, crushing several of the bugs in one swoop, until more rush in.>Blast a wall out and find the girls>Have a little fun while you're here, they can't hurt you at all
>>35707481>Blast a wall out and find the girls
>>35707481>>Blast a wall out and find the girls
>>35707481Acquire survivors Fun later
>>35707481>>Have a little fun while you're here, they can't hurt you at all
>>35707481Fun is more fun with everyone
>>35707478>space piggies/cows?Well, we have two subordinates and we'll get time off at a moment or another
>>35707481>Blast a wall out and find the girlsWall of death and destruction all the way to the mines.
>>35707481>Blast a wall out and find the girlsThen after you save their tailed asses come back and make the king regret what he did, STRONGLY regret it.
>caring about the weak
>>35707544Indeed, why would we stay around and play with the weak?
>>35707544This, you all like Vageta so much so it's time to act like himMonkey see monkey do
>>35707544They are Saiyan they are sever orders of magnitude more important than anything else on this planet... hell in this galaxy
>>35707564Not really.They're just some weaklings we picked up.If they're too weak to deal with lizardmen they aren't any use to us.
>>35707584Not really. We could honestly beat them half to death three times and they'd suddenly be on par with us.
>>35707584True but they did soften up that soldier of Freeza's and they are useful in their own limited way. Besides letting them be used for fodder by some lowly scum is an affront to the Saiyan race.
>>35707584Weaklings who are still more interesting that everything else.Who we would torment if risel wasn't around?Everybody else is just so breakable.
>>35707610We dont know that. But we may sceam at themc/beat them for being careless for being careless.
>>35707650Fuck you phone
>>35707650>We dont know thatYes we do. It's common Saiyan knowledge that if you're beaten to shit that you come back stronger.We don't know it has to be three times, but goddamn we know if we do it they'll get stronger.
>>35707624You think they can't break out by themselves?Even a weaker saiyan can conquer a planet.>>35707610That's both meta-knowledge and an abuse of the system that I sure hope wouldn't fly with OP.
>>35707669It's fine, everyone knows what you meant because everyone's been there.
>>35707679>>35707672>Meta knowledgeRemember that time when Vegeta was fighting Zarbon? And he essentially goes "AHAHAHA YOU DUMB FAGGOT, LEAVING ME ALIVE WAS THE WORST DECISION YOU EVER MADE BECAUSE IT MEANS I GOT STRONGER".This isn't meta knowledge at all, it's common as fuck knowledge.
>>35707675But Vageta is the only one to figure it out, he figures it out on Namek and he's one of the smart Saiyan
>>35707703Because he couldn't have possibly meant "HAHAHAHA YOU DUMB FAGGOT, I'LL COME BACK BECAUSE IM ALIVE"
>>35707679>Even a weaker saiyan can conquer a planet.Yes, but they need the full moon to do it. Do you want to just sit around and wait for it?
>>35707679>and an abuse of the system that I sure hope wouldn't fly with OP.That's basically all Saiyan sparring forever though.
"Farewell filth. I may come back later. Finish what I started." With those parting words, you blast the wall out with a concentration of purple energy.You quickly launch yourself out of the room, flying straight down. You pin the first ground level miner you can see. "King's pets, where?" The terrified Arlian points at a huge pit and you leap off him, zooming straight down, weaving between rocky outcroppings and workers as you dive.Eventually you come to the bottom of the tunnel, a large door in front of you. A sign over the door reads 'Yetti and Tiyya'You only just notice that you're scouter is absent, the bugs must have taken it. Oh well, you can handle a few oversized bugs.You blast the door open, ready to leap to Risel and Teito's aid, only to find them dining over the corpses of freshly killed Primal Arlians, a fire crackling below one's body.Teito waves you over. "Kabu." She greets you happily, bug blood spilling down her chin. "Wanna join us?" she pats the spot in the sand beside her. "You shoulda seen it! Risel n' me took them down, one each!">Write in
>>35707712Actually, the fact that Bardock's propensity to have the shit beaten out of him caused him to rise rapidly in power level was common knowledge. Heck, he probably surpassed King Vegeta at the end.
>>35707731Didn't he have Krillin shoot him and Dende heal for the express purpose of getting stronger?
>>35707731Well, yes. He couldn't have, because if it was just that he would have gotten curb stomped by Zarbon again.Did you even watch the series?
>>35707481Where is our scouter! even with his directions it will take some time to find the girls, but the scouter can locate their power signature and direct us to them.Also, if we explode the entire area too violently we might destroy it. so just do the "walk through walls like paper" thing instead of energy blasts
>>35707740Must be a pretty big deal for weaklings like you.
>>35707740>Join the mealIt's probably been awhile since we ate.
>>35707740>"... I'm starving. Give me some."
>>35707740join them, it has been quite a while since you ate. plus you killed everything that is in any way a risk on the planet already.head pat the, good job girls.
>>35707762>>35707757>>35707750>>35707739>>35707733>>35707731>>35707712>>35707703>>35707698>>35707679>>35707675>>35707672>All these people who know jack shit about the series getting BTFOFucking kek.
>>35707740We have a king to kill. Stop screwing around.
>>35707740Another thread pls
>>35707544The weak can be cunning linguists
>>35707740"Any ideas where the bugs left the scouters?""That said, why did I wake up in a prison cell? You guys get lazy?"
>>35707798king isn't gonna go anywhere.
>>35707820>>35707790>>35707789>>35707785>>35707740This seems to sum it up.
>>35707740>Smirk and punch the two of them on the forehead. "You idiots, you had me worried for a second after that slug batted you away! Now get up, we're out of here before more of the Trade Organization shows up""... And grab me a leg."
>>35707740Sceam at them for worrying you.Join them
>>35707806Can they sign fluffy tail?
>>35707740There had better be some left for us. And later we need to find our scouters and make sure that our pods are intact and ready to launch. Maybe strong-arm the king to see if the PTO is coming around with another ship or something.
>>35707831Seconding>>35707833>>35707834Stop showing weakness faggots
Showing concern for your comrades will make them think you don't have that high an opinion of what they're capable of.
>>35707900what about just praising them for doing well?
>>35707900They already know that, though.
>>35707834How about we actually act like a fucking saiyan
>>35707920Sure, as long as we don't tell them that we were WORRIED about them.
>>35707931That's pretty fucking boring though, and gives us a terrible stale personality.I'd prefer to be a somewhat more gentle Saiyan, not fucking Goku, but not Pre-Saiyan Arc Vegeta either
>>35707740Not bad, *sit down get some food* so after this we're going to go kick the shit in of that king who thought a common cell would hold me. Heh, thought you two would let yourselves get eaten even. So I figure we're going to make his life painful after a good meal.
>We can never play a true villain because of all the waifu/moral fags
>>35707983Playing a true villain, especially a Saiyan one, is boring as fuck.
>>35707983Well, Earth is full of shitty people, so if we blow it up, wouldn't that be a good thing?
>>35707983Well, the "become vegeta's right hand woman" plan would make us pretty villainous.
>>35707983That's a good thing.At least this way it only means the genocide of other races not our own
>>35707983True villain? Most villains fail because they don't actually have any sort of real connection with their subordinates.
"I'm starving, give me some." You order. Teito smiles, ripping a leg nearly as tall as herself off one of the bugs and tossing it to you.You catch it and start wolfing the crackly meat down, sucking the shell clean as you do so."Sho..." You swallow the rest of your food. "Any idea where the scouters are?"Teito taps her chin, before shrugging "Dunno."Risel chimes in after her. "Odds are the king took them." You and Teita turn to her. "I mean... he was dealing with Frieza, maybe he wanted their tech?"Hmm, she might be right. "That said, why did I wake up in a cell? Do you two just enjoy lazing about while I'm missing?"Teito shrugs again. "We knew you could handle yourself boss!" She winks, grabbing herself another limb.Risel chimes in again as you helps yourself to another, "Not to mention we only just woke up. The Arlians didn't attack until we did. I think they only like live food." Well, that does seem fair on their part at least. >Write in
>>35708021And that's a shitty plan. Vegeta is a cunt and would most likely kill us.
>>35707962>>35708010>complaining about acting like a saiyan in a saiyan questMaybe if you dont want to be a saiyan you shouldn't enter a fucking saiyan quest?
>>35708021Vegeta doesn't care about the Saiyan race though, only himself. Why are we going to him?>>35708042"Lets go and kill that king then."
>>35708060Goku was a Saiyan, in fact, he was the Saiyan most show cased in the series.Logically one should act like him then, no?
>>35708042"Let's go kill that king and get our shit back then..... after we're done eating."
>>35708042Alright, finish eating. Then go upstairs, find the King, and get our scouters back.No energy blasts; we don't want to damage the scouters.So we grab a motherfucker, and beat other motherfuckers to death with him as a club.
>>35708042Live huh? Let's try it. Time to eat a living king.>Vegetta and Nappa land here years later. Are regaled with stories of Warrior women who had tails destroying society.
>>35708034Yeah, remember when Buu fuckin' ate Babidi? Though Baby also brainwashed nearly every earthling into supporting him.>>35708060This isn't Saiyan Quest, this is SPACE MONKEY QUEST, we're looking for space bananas to stick in our gaping apace mouths.
>>35708106>space mouths.*>>35708042Let's see if we can do that thing where we turn into a giant monkey!
>>35708089Goku hit his head and was raised like a human.If anything he's more like a human than a saiyan
>>35708042>>35708100>>35708124Can we combine these? Go giant ape. Eat civilization?
>>35708124It's well within our abilities, not sure we want to so it right now though
>>35708089Goku had brain damage mate.
>All these write inscome on you gotta give your players at least a few choices especially since readership will probably dip after this session like they usually do.
>>35708100>Wow one story of saiyans destroying a society out of a billions others>never heard this happen before>nosiree
>>35708162Or was it? Maybe saiyans are an imperfect race that can only be made complete through trauma?
>>35708145>>35708162He's still a Saiyan, one we know most of, most about and most of his motivations.This makes him the ideal to take as a rolemodel, instead of someone incomplete like King Vegeta or any traditional Saiyans/>>35708175That's a good thing, not a bad thing.
>>35708089Never go full Goku. Fucker died like what 5 episodes into Z? I seriously doubt we're coming back.>>35708185It was only a few years ago man.
>>35708175>Wanting choices rather than write insYou are the cancer that is affecting quest threads
>>35708153Nah, going ape would be useless at this stage
>>35708201Never go full Saiyan either.Raditz died like what, 5 episodes into Z?
>>35708227Point taken. Raditz died like a bitch going full Saiyan as well.
You belch softly as you finish your meal, Teito takes one for the road, as you kick one of the carcasses one more time.The three of you walk back into the tunnel leading upwards, gathering energy, and softly kicking up into the air."One- No both of the moons will be full soon." Risel points out, "Probably tonight, once the sun has set. We could wait a few more hours and take the advantage."The three of you stare upwards, appreciating the beauty of the moons, which are slowly fading in, a tingle runs through your blood, something primal.It's not enough to let you transform yet, but it always feels nice, knowing that it's coming.>Attack now, don't let him consolidate power>Attack during the moon, level the castle
>>35708227Only because Goku went full Goku and going full Goku cancelled out Raditz.
>>35708249Then Nappa died like a bitch within at least 10 episodes of being introduced.Vegeta died some 30-50 episodes later.All Full saiyans die. Mostly like bitches
>>35708201It's cool, we can just fight all of Hell.
>>35708106anon speaks wisdomspeace monkey go!
>>35708262>>Attack now, don't let him consolidate powerNot like we actually need it. BESIDES WE NEED SCOUTERS
>>35708262>Attack during the moon, level the castleThis should be fun
>>35708262>>Attack during the moon, level the castlePAAAAAARRRRRRTTYYYYYYYYY
>>35708262>Attack now, don't let him consolidate power
>>35708273Mother fuck ALL Saiyans die like bitches. Planet has been gone since episode 1. We apparently gatta be slightly human.>>35708262>Attack during the moon, level the castle- Go get our scouters now. Warn them to prepare. Facing an army is gonna be awesome.
>>35708262>Attack now, don't let him consolidate powerIf we level the castle, we might accidentally break the scouters.
>>35708262>>Attack now, don't let him consolidate power
>>35708262>Attack now, we killed all the strong ones already and if we level the castle we will lose our scoutersActually, can we just focus on getting our scouters (with some interrogations as we go) and looting as much stuff as we can and flying the loot some distance away from the castle? that way when we finally transform and raze it to the ground, we don't slag all the loot as well.
>>35708262>Attack now, don't let him consolidate power Need all scouters
>>35708262>>Attack now, don't let him consolidate powerBut if we go ape we won't be able to enjoy all the explosions and screaming.
But scouters are bullshit
>>35708337>>35708262Basically this.We can be the distraction, our two bitches can go get loot
>>35708345No, that's a common misconception due to Goku's and Gohan's youth when they went ape.
>>35708262>Attack during the moon, level the castleProbably a QM trap, but I'll take the bait.
>>35708354Not to pre-Namek Saiyans they aren't.
>>35708354>Being able to detect hostilesWe can't sense Ki man. We need those.
>>35708358Or they could be the distraction while we do important things.
>>35708375Random Freeza super solider shows up. WHILE We're a GREAT APE. >He gets RECKT
>>35708374Not true. Even in Bardock's time it was clearly stated that remembering what happens when you're transformed is unusual.
>>35708262>Attack during the moon, level the castle
>>35708337>>35708358Don't forget to interrogate some about the whereabout of vegetta, since the guy we killed claimed to know and they work with him
Do you think Cooler would be willing to hire some Saiyans, just to spite his brother?
>>35708468No.>>35708434Fuck Vegeta. He was only good Post-Namek
>>35708488That seems remarkably metagamish
>>35708488but he can control the oozaru
>>35708507Wanting to see Vegeta is remarkably metagamish too.
>>35708488We have been searching for other saiyans for 18 years with no luckOur explicit goal is finding more saiyansWe finally found a lead on another saiyanTracking him down, we will be able to find the others as wellWanting to just pass on it because you have a hate boner for him.
Chuckles... your running a quest... where the players are not trying to fuck everything... when the subject is hot saiyan bitches.What happened? Not complaining.. but.. What happened?
>>35708262>Attack now, don't let him consolidate powerIf we wait, we're losing out on our scouters.
>>35708526Not really. What he said >>35708528
>>35708526>Wanting to see Vegeta is remarkably metagamish too.no it isn't you colossal retard. he is our prince and our explicit goal is to find any other saiyan survivors. a goal we have been tirelessly pursuing for 18 years.... heck, if you really want. we could specify any info about any saiyans when we interrogate them instead of just vegetta in particular
>>35708523That's because he's an Elite, that's the big difference between Elites and low class sayains, other than power.
>>35708538FIGHTING MOTHER FUCKER. DRAGON BALL IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS!>>35708553>We Find Radtiz. We are Incredibly disappointed.
>>35708538Nope, there are faggots who want to go jump vegetas bone because >Muh prince
>>35708561He'll probably get better after we pummel him into space-dust a few times.
>>35708566Also, because I want to see if /tg/ can handle being a supporting character.
>>35708594Look at Background character quest.That obviously isn't going to happen
>>35708594Worst case senario we can't and we murder him.
>>35708594I think we're accidentally (ha) going to activate the androids and fight those.
>>35708594What the fuck are you talking about, we're the protagonist. Even if we were the second in command we'd still be the protagonist
>All these retards wanting to find a Saiyan more powerful than usYou do realise that we'd then lose our leading role? We should seek to remain the strongest in the group, Vageta is an elite warrior and we're not ready for that yet.
>>35708607The girls in BCQ need to be more proactive about the powers they can use. So far Rosa is the only cool person, the other two just want the BC's dick and do slice-of-life shit with the occasional tragedy.
>>35708624That's quite a good point.>power errywayYou're right captcha, we should do everything possible to increase our power level.
>>35708624Uh, that's the explicit point
>>35708624He's our prince, fucker.
>>35708669So what? So fucking what at all?
>>35708669>He's our princeSon of a shitty king who got BTFO by Frieza, there's no reason to serve him other than stupidity
>>35708680So of course our prince, the leader of our race, will take the leading role while we support him.
"We're going now!" you tell them, blasting skywards.They follow in your trail, auras glowing around them. As you burst into the open air, you instantly start barraging the walls with concentrated blasts, crumbling the rebuilt stone back down. Teito follows your lead, while Risel moves to attack what seems to be some artillery device. She severs the entire tower from the castle with a wave through it's centre and it crashes downwards.She rejoins you and you continue your ascent, flying for the top spire of the castle for a vantage point. Your blood tingles, and you can feel your incisors growing longer, tail growing bushier and quivering. The moon is starting to affect you, the transformation won't take effect for a while however.From on high, you spot the central hall, diving towards it, the three of you blast through the ceiling, showering the army gathered there with chunks of rubble. As you float above the army you notice that at least a few were crushed flat by stone chunks.The three of you descend to the floor, amid a ring of soldiers. "I'll take the hundred in front." You tell the girls, "You two occupy yourselves as you see fit."You leap forward with blinding speed, wrenching one's sword from his hands and decapitating him with it. Having done that you change your grip on it, holding it like a spear you hurl it, piercing at least ten bugs that were standing behind him before the elevenths corpse slows the sword to a halt.That done you launch a short range blast into a cluster on your right, clearing a swathe in the army around you. You proceed to duck and weave between them murdering them with blasts, fists, feet teeth and their own weapons.Having cut a bloody swathe to the throne you see that it's been shifted aside revealing a staircase below it.You hurry down the stairs, to find a spaceship already navigating it's way out through the opening door, embedded in the cliff face. A crown emblem on the sideYou need those scouters>Write in
>>35708690He's stronger than us, which is the most important quality when selecting a sayian leader.
>>35708690Only reason to serve him is the same reason to serve anyone as a Saiyan, he's stronger than us.>>35708699Pfftahahahaha, sorry, are you stupid?
>>35708669The prince of a dead planetwho gives a shit about him now, what good is the royal family?
>>35708716Fly into it, break in.
>>35708716What... does the Crown mean? META KNOWLEDGE FAGS TELL ME!
>>35708765>>35708716This.>>35708789Crown = KingThe king's ship.The king's ship is leaving.
>>35708716>Smash through the ceiling and grab our gear.
>>35708716Prevent it from leaving, but try not to destroy it. It may be better than the pods.
>>35708716>Tear the engines off, then dangle the spaceship.
>>35708716Shoot it's engines
>>35708716>Break in, try not to damage the ship too much>>35708808You mean our ship, right?
>>35708716>Acquire Scouter>Beat king to death with ship
>>35708789Emperor Pilaf's stealing our scouters.
>>35708716GRAND THEFT SPACECRAFT!
>>35708833>>35708716This a bigger ship is good
>>35708716>Force it down and steal the ship.
>>35708716try to break in with minimal damage, we want that ship, and we want the scouters inside unexploded, and we want to interrogate the kingalso, if damage is minimal we can force the minions to repair it.
>>35708873>>35708833>>35708848>>35708716ThisNot sure we could fly it though
>>35708881YOU! FIX THE SHIP!But... we don't.. know how?>FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT*Ki blast* FIXITFIXITFIXIT!
>>35708915>hurr we play brain damage charicter
>>35708897Let's just watch the dugman fly it a little, and then we'll be able to copy his movements and skill perfectly thanks to our saiyan heritage because monkey see, monkey do.>>35708915We'll use our monkey wrench.
>>35708958That comment was fine, stop being such a shit.
>>35708966>watch the bugman fly it*
>>35708958I would have wanted to play Risel. Adorable weak saiyan girl.
You fly around in front of it, placing your palms on the hull of the spacecraft, staring in through the forward window. With a shove, you force it back onto the ground. The pilot behind the window tries to gun the engines, pushing you ever so slightly backwards in the air.But you power through it, giving it a few seconds of leeway to gather your energy, you push back twice as hard, forcing it backwards into the wall.The struggle stays like this for a few minutes, perspiration slowly running down your face and arms, as the engine's flames heat the hanger, but eventually the engine coughs, spluttering to a halt.You grin through the window at the pilot. You and he both know that he is not living through this.You fly around the ship, grabbing the entrance ramp and peeling it downwards, despite the whining groan of the steel.You slowly float inside. "King Moaiiiiiii." You call, come on out." The pilot tries to swing a sword at you, but you punch through his carapace in one blow.You find an armoured room within the ship. You rip the door off it's hinges with one arm, tossing it inside.A slightly taller, purple bug wearing a cape stands inside, holding a case to his chest. A case that looks roughly the size to carry three scouters."Get... out.... you... monster!" He shoots a ki blast at you with each word. The first one catches you in the face, stinging slightly and you bounce the rest off your wrists, flinging them around the room."King Moai time...">to die>to answer my question; (X)....
>>35708538You don't get it. Dragon Ball IS the fetish.Chuckle's we're on page nine.
>>35709077>TO BE EATEN!Live food! EAT LIVE FOOD!
>>35709077>To tell me where my devices are and what your connection with Friza is
>>35709077>to diekill first ask questions later
>Not inviting King Moai to join our crew>Not having a crew of intergalactic aristocracyFor shame
>>35709171he put us in a cell and tried to have our subordinates used as feed.HE dies.
>>35709077>to answer my question; what did the PTO tell you to do?
>>35709077>>to answer my question; >What's you connection with the PTO?
>>35709077>to answer my question; >What's you connection with the PTO?
Hey, is there a planet full of cool guys?
Shit, I just realised that being a woman is a disadvantage because we can't knock up alien noblewoman so we can't have our intergalactic bastards ruling every planet we come across
>>35709364Planet Shikk is pretty chic, plus the inhabitants look like humans
>>35709368Who are their moms, Chi-chi? Would we just go around banging Chi-chis so they could mold their brats into being world leaders who can rip the current world leaders in two with their bare hands? THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
>>35709368We could just wish ourselves a dick.
>>35709439Prehensile dick tails for dickings.
>>35709418Chi Chis in democracies, Noblewoman in monarchies
>>35709465We're the Noblewomen.
>>35709465Oh yeah, isn't Chi-Chi a princess?
>>35709475But we need our body for fighting, not getting preggo
>>35709513Were a Saiyan, we can do both.
>>35709513Exactly. Until we're beaten we can't have a kid. Simple as that.
"To answer my question. What's your connection to the PTO." You growl, energy gathering around the palm not wrapped around his neck.The king glances at your palm, before answering, you and he both know he was considering blasting you again. "Lord Frieza just wanted us to be more timely on our taxes is all." You shake him a little, bringing the hand closer. "That all?" "Yes, YES! That's all." He promises, "Kew just said next time they were going to send someone tougher, to wipe us all out. Mentioned some guy named Nipa or Nopa or something." The name rings a bell. "Nappa?" You ask, that brute's alive as well?The bug shakes his head enthusiastically. "Great Kai, yes. I don't know anything else. Now please let me go." He holds the case out to you, popping the lid and revealing the scouters.>No, now you die>No, my girls and I want to try live Arlian, it sounds delicious>Very well
I wonder, since Goku is basically a physical photo-copy of Bardock, wouldn't we immediately recognize him as a Saiyan the moment we saw him? So wouldn't, assuming we meet him before Vegeta, a Goku harem be far more likely and far more hilarious?
We need to ditch the kids and join the Ginyu force!
>>35709537>No, my girls and I want to try live Arlian, it sounds delicious
>>35709537We are at an impasseno matter what, Frieza will know that Saiyans were here and he and his world is going to die either way.
>>35709537Demand he give us some of his men to man our spaceship
>>35709513>Oooooh, fighting while pregnant is too hard!NOT FOR A SAIYAN IT'S NOT>>35709537>Very well>Throw him into space, and then send a ki blast after him.
>>35709537>Very wellTake the Scouters.Once we have the Scouters securely in hand, kill him. No witnesses.Don't kill him while he still has what we want in his hands where they could be damaged.
>>35709537Wait.. Nappa is stronger? Our scouters... are fucked. We thought that guy was 6k Nappa is solid 4k.Let's get the hell out of here. Nappa is shit tier.>>35709587This is chuckle's He's D light. IF you don't think we're not going to get off with our tail is just foolish.
>>35709548Chi-Chi will cut our tails off. The bitch is crazy
>>35709537>>35709580Demand crew for the ship and silence lest we come back and live live Arlian at his expense. And tell Vegeta we said 'hi'. Then crush his arm, we're making this a trilogy.
>>35709537>>Very wellSteal his ship, have him give us anything valuable, and then leave.
>>35709609with Nappa comes Veggie
>>35709637That's why it'd be hilarious.
>>35709645>>35709537ThisLeave Nappa a message
>>35709654We don't know that. Nappa a shit.
Wait, is the King handsome?
>>35709708He's a bug. No.
>>35709708He's no Emperor Pilaf, that's for sure
>>35709708http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/King_Moaii mean that doesnt seem to be our thing since this is quest for monkey dick
>>35709708He's a humanoid grasshopper who's more grasshopper than human.So no, not really.
>>35709708He's a giant bug. As in, a literal giant bug. It's about as human as the Alien from titular movie series, but more like a literal bipedal fly.
>>35709708He's a giant purple bug, so no.
>>35709733No it's not
>>35709609>tail masturbationNow...>tail masturbationI'm just as much of a pervert as the rest, but...>tail masturbationI'm here for the story and mechanical ideas?
>>35709762If those are our subordinates... we're tail tapping that.
>>35709762Sorry, I've had my boner on full blast since this thread started.Genocide's been making it only harder
>>35709733>Quest for monkey dickI stand firm for Zarbon
>>35709806You stand a lone.>>35709762 LOOK AT THIS!Zarbon... can't measure up. That's premium Grade A quality Saiyan.
>>35709762Why not? If I had a tail like that, I'd masturbate with it.
>>35709852B-rank at best, nowhere near l33t enuff
>>35709779they're the originals our two subordinates seem to be based off of, we seem to be a pluckier, more violent, less powerful version of Shuirika>>35709797I wish a woman like Chirei were around to break my ribs between her thighs in throes of barbarian passion after annihilating nine-tenths of my civilisation. Not sure if I'd just be tossed aside afterwards or kept until the injuries made me stronger because humans totally work like saiyans.
>>35709762>>35709779If those are our subordinates, which one is which?Risel in pink? And Teito with all the hair?
>>35709852But those are girls, Zarbon is pretty like a girl.Can't you appreciate a green half-Saiyan?
>>35709905Good Christ.. is that Risel then? I can't take it.. too goddamn adorable.HhhhHhnnnnggggGh...
>>35709943I thought it was Teito, actually.
>>35709905>Being that patheticHue.
>>35709936Risel is deffinitely in pink The pink one gives off the adorable vibes.
>>35709708Good question. I'm curious as to how they mate
>>35709936I believe it's be Risel in pink, Chirei is the stronger of the two, being a Noble classed sayianTeito of the lil' potato one.
>>35709936>>35709943I have no idea, the weaker one is probably the Chirei-clone, more diverse interests, the better fighter is Imoya with the long hair>>35709938He dies if he transforms even once.>>35709978Oh, please, I'd try to be less pathetic, but let's be realistic here, you don't get much of a chance to train your ki unless she's turned off by weakness and I kind of have an autoshota fetish going on in the dark corners of my brain- I'd like it better if i could stay pathetic, or at least play the part.
>>35709970Nah. Way to silly. Teito seem's more bland/serious.
>>35710027A lot of the anons back in the DBZ Tabletop thread adore Imoya and there's a good subsection that like the general
Waitif we're a space monkeythen does that mean thatwe have space AIDS
You take the scouters, clipping yours to your face. The king is a pitiful power level of 350."Very well weakling, here's what's going to happen. I am going to let you live. In return I'm going to take this ship for myself, and your going to give ma crew to staff it."He nods fervently. "O-of course." You grin, "And secondly, if and when Nappa shows up, I want you give him a message from me." You crush the bugs arm at the shoulder, grinning. "Tell him I said hi."You drag the bug off the ship dumping him crying and bleeding on the floor.You fly back up to the throne room. Risel and Teito sit on the floor, back to back, spattered in pink blood and gore, grinning at you through mouthfuls of Arlian.You sigh, tossing the case at them. Girls will be girls, especially at their age. "Scouters. On."You finally take the time to check yourself, you had been feeling stronger after all and.....Ha! This is amazing, unless the scouter's on the fritz, your Power Level now sits at 6879. Scanning the girls, Teito sits at a total of 5847 and Risel at 5025.You laugh at this development. "Well girls, looks like we're moving up in the world."You flex again, feeling the power flow through you. The moon light hits you, coming over the lip of a crack in the ceiling, bathing you in it. Your power level doubles over again.The moons are rising. "Alright girls>Out of the light, no transforming tonight>Let's level the rest of the castle>Let's go take out that city
>Handsome face>Well kept hair>Muscular>Cape flowing in the wind>That confident stance>Confronting a great evilThank you based Zarbon
>>35710143>>Out of the light, no transforming tonightLets get going to another planet, we've already decimated this one.
>>35710143>>Let's go take out that city
>>35710143>>Out of the light, no transforming tonightMight trash our ship if we lose control too much
>>35710143>Out of the light, no transforming tonight
>>35710143>Let's go take out that city
>>35710143>>Out of the light, no transforming tonight
>>35710174>only a couple hundred kills>no destruction>DecimatedFuck no it's not, destroy EVERYTHING
>>35710143>Let's level the rest of the castleIT'S ON
>>35710143>Out of the light, no transforming tonightI know our armor will increase in size along with our transformation, but I can't remember if our Scouters will also adjust.I don't want to break them after we just got them back.Nor do I want to damage the ship we just got for ourselves. Or accidentally kill all of the crew before we're even in space.
>>35710143>out of the light, no transforming tonightwe got ourselves a pimped-out ride
>>35710143>Let's go take out that cityAlso has someone archived this?
>>35710143Take out the cityWe are Seiyans after allThis much power wasted on a retreat would be a shameUnless the QM wants this to move into lewd territory
>>35710218decimated means one-tenth destroyed, typically your own troops in punishment for their failurewe've decimated the planet's ability to make those taxes at least twice over
>>35710250>a retreat>The king gives us what we want but we destroy his city anywayAnd we'd super piss off our crew
>>35710166>"Hey Risel, remember back when we were on that bug planet you had blue armor and green eyes and then when we went off of it they changed to pink armor and orange eyes?"
>>35710166The right one has her bestiality face on.
>>35710143>Out of the light, no transforming tonightAs much as we could enjoy reveling in it, we might want to tone it down in case we accidentally our entire future crew.
>page 9>Page 9>PAGE 9
>>35710285They're sayians, they're more likely to be pissed off if we DON'T destroy at least on city while we're here
>>35710143OOOOOUT OF THE LIIIIIIIIGHT
>>35710324We have a crew full of bugmen who are piloting our ship for us now though
>>35710324He means the Arlien crew that could decide to blow the engines in space or void the ship in revenge.Best NOT.
>>35710324Not if we molest them.
>>35710293hence why I like Chirei best>>35710143gonna say out of the light, take our bicthin ride into space and pillage something else beneath Freiza's nose, maybe dress zarbon up in pink
>>35710342>>35710347Who cares what they want? They complain, we kill them and find less moral pilots
>>35710365If she's the pink one the one Risel is based off of.. then yes. She's adorable.
>>35710376hopefully after we've gotten somewhere that has not-arlians who don't care about the Arlian homeland being wrecked by their captors/employers
GUYS GUYS GUYSIsn't leveling the castle a good middle ground?
>>35710371For the strongest fighter, you sure get your ass handed to you alot
>>35710401Chirei "Chile", pink, short hair, lewd as hellImoya "Potato", long hair, best fighter, lacks confidence outside of beating things to a pulp
>>35710416WE LEVEL IT WITH HOT SAIYAN FOREPLAY!
>>35710416But the castle is where our new ship is getting its engines fixed and crew put together.
>>35710433But if we level the castle that hot saiyan foreplay becomes hairy saiyan foreplay>>35710437and we probably lose the ship
>>35710376Again, i'll say this.We Cannot Breath In Space.If we decide to, i dunno, devastate more of Arlia, the bugmen who have as crew could decide to destroy the ship, in transit to someplace else. All our power means nothing when we can breath, and then we Die.
guys... what if when we start leveling shit the king decides to booby trap the ship to explode in space?
>>35710466Sadness>PAGE 10 MOTHERFUCKERS
>>35710449It said "Level the REST of the castle." meaning we level the rest of the castle BESIDES the room our ship is in.
>>35710466He's probably going to do that anyway. Blowing up a city is just preemptive vengeance
>>35710466Knowing Moyia he's probably planning on that anyway.
>>35710466We hold our breath.
>>35710510>Preemptive VenganceI... I like it.
>>35710534Saiyans are actually probably durable enough to hold their breath in a vacuum.
>>35710539>>35710524Okay, how about we level the castle and tell the King we're expecting he booby-trapped the ship, so we decided to pay it forward just in case?>>35710570upper atmosphere
"Out of the light. Wouldn't want to accidentally break our new belongings after all." The girls both whine, grabbing a few limbs for the road.The three of you spend the night in the throne room, Teito and Risel play tag around the large hall, moving at blinding speed, as you lounge in the throne, forcing Arlians to feed you at blaster point.The girls dash along through the night, staying away from the windows and you doze, feet kicked up over the thrones arm.In the morning you're shaken awake by Teito. "Kabu, wake up, wake uuuup!"You blink in the sunlight. "Mmm?""The ship's ready!" Risel cheers. "They already brought the pods on board and everything. Once we told them too of course." She adds, as Teito mimes a blast and a bug disintegrating.You smile, floating yourself out of the chair and back down to the hangar. The king looks broken, more than just physically. "Your ship, madam."You smile, licking a carnivore tooth at him. The crew are all terrified of you, and you quickly show what will happen to anyone that attacks you, disintegrating the guard that you have mime an attack on Risel."Understood?" The bugs all nod very quickly.The ship takes off to orbit, you punch in another planets co-ordinates, "Planet Frieza 419... How creative."You retire to your room, collapsing on the bed. You doze there, tired. How long has it been since you used a proper bed, not just curling up in the pod?Too long.Your reverie is interrupted, who knows how long later, by a knock on the door. You grunt for whoever it is to enter."Kabu? We both had bad dreams... can we sleep in your bed tonight?">Write in
>>35710546Oh we can survive the pressures and cosmic rays just fine. But we'd still suffocate eventually.
>>35710596>>Write inSmile"If you are to sleep in my bed, you must abide by the bed's rules.""Number one, no clothes."
>>35710596Have you checked the ship for traps/explosives?
>>35710596"Fine...but if either tail ventures where it did last time, you can sleep outside.
>>35710596>Yes!But we won't be doing much sleeping.
>>35710596"Are you pulling my tail? Fine, whatever."
>>35710596>tail masturbation>tail masturbation>tail masturbation>tail masturbationNo, this is not a write-in
>>35710596HAPPENING in before a fade to black or TBC>>35710596Saiyans don't fear; what do you really want from me at this hour?
>>35710621>>35710596>>35710635This.Also, laugh at their excuse
>>35710596"I suppose I can look after you two weaklings">New ThreadWe are about to fall off the board. As in, within five ten minutes probably
>>35710596>THREE LITTLE SAIYANS JUMPING ON THE BED>ONE FELL DOWN AND BUMPED HER HEAD and became a reasonably good person
>>35710621I don't think saiyans have bedclothes.>>35710596>>35710634>>35710644These two, Chuckles
>>35710621>>35710596Say that if they're still clothed.>>35710644>>35710651Say something LIKE this, since they're obviously pulling our leg.
>>35710596SAIYAN BITCHES AT LAST! YES! WEAKLINGS I WILL COMFORT YOU! IN MY BED! WITHOUT CLOTHING!
>>35710666>doze tripsI thought /tg/ went to 15 pages?
Whoever archived this needs to learn how tags work.
>>35710596>>35710621This!The Tail Sex has begun!>>35710695No it does not.
>You're fucking your two waifus when this guy bursts into the room and says>'Hey girls, can I get in on this'Do you let him?
>>35710596"Both of you? Eh... whatever. Too tired to mind."
>>35710696Ugh, how does someone fuck up something so simple?
>>35710726How considerate of you to provide a snack after all that exertion
>>35710726Vaporize him and continue as if nothing happened.
>>35710726It becomes a feast and we eat him.
>>35704235>Implying we would want anything to do with a warrior with such low power level that he can be replaced with cybermen.
>>35710726Only if his wife joins in too.
>>35710634Veto.I want all three tails venturing there.
>>35710726Yeah, sometimes I like having something crunchy to eat as a snack after fucking.
>>35710596Time for sex>>35710634DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY CHUCKLES I WANT TO SEE WHERE THE TAIL WENT LAST TIME!
"Alright girls, but you know the rules... No clothes allowed in Kabu's bed." You tell, them. You'd forgotten the rule yourself. You loosen the armour and toss it to a corner, along with the battle pants and boots.You watch, as the two girls undress casually, idly flicking your tail.They clamber on the bed, each giving you a hug, their lean muscled bodies pressing into your own. "Thanks Kabu. I was scared." Risel mutters."I just wanted to tag along." Teito giggles in the other ear.Of course, when you got your way, You make sure the door is locked and recline between the two of them. Despite yourself you grin at the roof.Neither girl got that much sleep that night.End of Episode One
>>35710634This works.The lewds will be better later.
>>35710794>Fade to black and a TBCcalled it but I wish I had been wrongThanks for the thread. Next run if and when?Twitter?
>>35710794Smut pastebin for next thead Chuckles?Also thanks for running.
>>35710794>WILL KABUYA, TEITO, AND RISEL EVER FIND THE OTHER SAIYANS?>JUST WHAT WILL BE THE CONSEQUENCES OF TAKING OUT AN OFFICER OF THE PTO?>JUST WHAT MYSTERIES LIE OUT THERE UNEXPLORED IN THIS GALAXY?
>>35710794You really should have waited until at least thread three.
>>35710833Y'know, having it offscreen... that works for me. I get serious quest, some porn on the side, and the waifufags don't ravage the serious bits.
>>35710833yeah i might do a paste bin sometime>>35710826next run not sure, probably within a week, twitter is @PoekMangQm>>35710837>NEXT TIME ON SPACE MONKEY QUEST
>>35710837>JUST WHERE DID THOSE TAILS GO!
>>35710794MY CLIT!You fiend
>>35710861and i fucked up the twitter gg chuckles>>35710854has it
>>35710837>WHAT MYSTERIES LIE OUT THERE UNEXPLORED IN THIS GALAXY, AND WHY ARE THEY ALL ON EARTH?*
>>35710861>yeah i might do a paste bin sometimeHave them pin us down and double-team us with tails
>>35710911Hah YES!Turns out when in bed Risel's power level becomes massive.
>>35710911It won't be enough to stop our tail!
>>35710903but have you considered? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c8FzDm4Gbo
>>35710934this is my fetish and I crave some pastebin come next sessionspace jailhouse lesbos are the best
>>35710947Please do >>35710911
>>35710947I raise you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mC7WZKaA7E
>>35710911>>35710947CHUCKLES SEE THIS?! THIS! BECAUSE REASONS!
oh yeah, might as well post it now, so i dont get pestered about itRisel is the Chirei look alikeTeito is Imoya look alike Kabu is Shuirika look alike, except older than the other two, how much by? who knows? Do I know?
>>35711025I know that you're an ass
>>35710911Does that mean they both shove it in our snatch?Because that would be hot.
>>35711025>>35709943>>35709970>>35710033Ha! >>35709970 was right!
>>35710984ok but i raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhT-nPnqZKU
>>35711082>>35711025I assume there is a diagram of this somewhere?
>>35711062>>35711025>>35710911Please take onboard our request
>>35711082Damn Tetio is far more attractive then.
>>35711090see, I was just trying to posit an OP that worked for the girls the second time, but that we're competing I'll have tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhtVgB7QuY
>>35711139I think a good indicator of who the weakest saiyan is is whoever has the longest hair outside of SS3 form.
>>35711113Guldo's new voice is terrible
>>35711140Dude the Dragon Ball z theme fits fine.
>>35711166That's no longer the issue.>>35711156>>35711139I know what you mean
>>35711113man i fucking love the ginyu force, no matter how retarded every one of them soundsalso that shit aint dbz, so now im just gonna post old anime music i likecos fuck it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2rV8oKWSdM>>35711062>>35711096perhaps
>>35711156Nappa is secret strongest
>>35711184I like the videogame musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcVxPlJWaNM
>>35711184>perhapsYou fucking clit tease
>>35711180that character doesnt even look like a saiyan, looks like mugen and whatever ancient bakuras name was had a love child
>>35711095Imoya is the short haired one from OP and Chirei is the one with the giant 80's hair.Shuirika is another fan made character but with giant hips and shitty alternative tumblr hair.
>>35711206Looks like SSJ4, but I really don't care because abs, biceps, and dangerface turn me on more
>>35711189Okay, so>Best = Some Hair>2nd = Not much hair>5th = Too much hair
>>35711232You got it backwards, Chirei has the short hair.
>>35711202not liking this whatever the fuck this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNpb28bSin0>>35711232oh yeah, i forgot the dumb hair shuirika has, pretend she has something less dumbech
>>35711238>SSJ4we do not speak of these things unless i steal the planets for space shenanigans
>>35711113The fuck happend to Jeice and Guldo's voices?
>>35711238Speaking of which, Super Saiyan 4s aren't going to be in this are they? But golden oozarus are cool, right?
>>35711265I like Shuirika's dumb hair, it could use a bit of work, but Plague's original design is better than his redraw.>>35711287>>35711295I'm not concerned, just posting fetish-worthy content because this thread is dying anyways.
>>35711329I think her tits got smaller when she powered up to 4th
>>35711287What's wrong with SS4 other than the fact that it came from GT?
>>35711295hell i dont even like ssj3 that much hey kids buy the new toy also fuck gotenks
>>35711025>>35711357So.. which one is.. the pink one?
>>35711402No. fuck off green man.
>>35711388Pink hot pants is Chirei/Risel, green tank top is Imoya/Teito
>>35711260>>35711232>Risel/ Chirei is made out to be the weaker of the three despite the character she's based off of being the stronger of the pair she origionated from.It hurts but I can deal.>>35711265>pretend she has something less dumbGood.Going buy this current logic order I would say our PC has some seriously kicking giant 80's hair then because clearly the hair is the power level.
>>35711388Risel/Chirei is the one on the right in the OP imageTeito/ Imoya is the one on the left in the OP imageDabuya/ Shuirika is pic related
>>35711402He makes a nice rug the moment I see scales.
>>35711449Okay. Good. They are who I think they are. Adorable character fits adorable pink Saiyan girl.Thanks for running Chuckles. Looking forward to destroying all the things.
>>35711449I like when /co/ does characters (especially since they helped spawn OPs), but it is a damn shame that tumblr eventually came along and ruined the hair. Even though I never did like it.
>>35711449and this is why you dont let co design a character
>>35711425>Intergalactic racism>>35711460What are you talking about? Look how pretty he is, no scales there!
>>35711447I thought Imoya was the better fighter compared to Chirei? Plague didn't actually get down to more than rough descriptions
>>35711509Doesn't matter. They're pictures for appearance. I don't think he's actually going to try to copy the characters.Think of the pictures as place holders.
>>35711495this is Plague's alternative since he hated the original hair himself>>35705431
>>35711509been a while since i read up on itbut i believe he said imoya only saw value in herself as a warrior, where imoya kept trying and failing to find value elsewhere, or was insecure about her fighting that is not what these characters are like
>>35711571Obviously, but nerds will be nerds, especially when idealized women we'll never be possessed by are on the line.
>>35711590>tfw feminism has you so far in its grip you can't say you want a woman without feeling like trashMan up, anon, and think fully with your penis! Let not others' doubts and insecurities weigh down your lust! Tell that hot girl "hey, you are hot as hell tonight and i'd like to get to know you better! let's swap phone numbers and plan a nice date together!"
I sort of want to run into a situation where we get dominated like in that one anons fic on 1d4
>>35711679i dont get the referencelink that shit
>>35711679That's.. chuckles smutfic check his twitter.But Anon. We are the dom.
>>35711679Link it you fucking faggot
>>35711430Wait, which one is Imoya, the one with the pixie-cut or the hair all the way down to there?
>>35711760The one with all the hair.
>>35711679Which fic is this?
>>35711760Pixie: ChireiDown to there: ImoyaAnd you're trolling, aren't you?
>>35711760Risel - Short hair. Pink armorTieto Long hair Brown.>>35711742>>35711778Chuckles ButtTickler@PokeMangQMin the mean time to satiate you filth beasts, heres something I wrote in five minutes for the dbz thread a while back http://pastebin.com/DeSeP8XW 0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Reply Retweet FavoriteMore
>>35711785No, I just got out of the shower and skipped over some things.
Shit, I just realised we can still have /ss/ if we find Tarble
>>35711803Sorry, the question has happened so many times I was starting to think someone was amusing themselves with it.
>>35711843It's okay, I forgive you>>35711839I'll never forgive you for NTRing his wife
>>35711795Eeeeh.I prefer the idea of getting our cunt fucked by twin tails.
>Page 10 with 831 repliesDa fuq
>>35711839Or we could have one of our friends give birth, and have their child fuck us.
>>35711879Chuckles is based.
>>35711889We'd have to wait though. We're trying to up the Saiyan numbers right?
>>35711795Based OP, link us to you this 1d4chan work of which the teasing plebeian speaks.>>35711889I already have porn of this, do we need saiyan unbirthing porn?
>>35711905Eh.Personally I don't care too much about it. I'd prefer to have /u/ times in space with an immortal trio of Saiyans
>>35711905We really should just wish for immortality for all saiyans, but there's a slim chance of us turning into crickets.
>>35711918The.. porn is in the one you clicked. the past bin is right there...The pastebin.. is the smut. Click it.
>>35711918>do we need saiyan unbirthing porn?You read that wrong, dumbshit.
>>35711795Oh I remember that it wasn't that greatMight as well post those stealth DBZ threads in case anyone wants to do a LOT of reading (they steadily get more and more /tg/, actually eventually DOING stuff):Thread 1:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35411598/Thread 2:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35479198/Thread 3:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35501223/Thread 4:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35524385/Thread 5:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35572233/Thread 6:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35621034/Thread 7:https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35663816/
>>35711935We may. It depends on how weak the saiyan men are...>>35711961He read it right. He said He already has porn of kids fucking their moms. He would like unbirthing.
>>35711839>TarbleYES!>>35711862>NTRAll we know is that they're married two years after the Buu arc.That's 20 years from now. We'll get him first for sure.
>>35711933Those are two different fics
>>35711914>>35711795>>35711989Okay, that's... almost the same fic... I feel cheated.
>>35711963i freely admit it wasnt fantastic, just something i knocked out in a few minutes between assignments to help prevent SAN loss
>>35711941But then that cunt Vageta gets immortality, plus Broly if he's going to be about
>>35711974>He said He already has porn of kids fucking their moms.But this would be fucking another Saiyan, not their mom.
>>35711989I'll be totally honest. I didn't notice. They're shockingly similar.