>Last thread was a tie. Share the bottle with MelYou grab the last beer bottle from Dave, and pass it to Mel. She gives you a look. "We're sharing it," you say. She takes a drink."It's... alright.""Good, now pass me some."You alternate swigs of the bottle, and Mel turns down the weed. Suits herself, more for you. And so the night passes. At some point an older guy named Joe showed up, bringing more booze and KFC. Every bottle you got, you made sure to share with Mel, keeping up the alternating swigs. You're starting to get a bit tipsy at this point. Dave and Chanel have started making out, and Gemma is still all over you. Looking to your right, Mel doesn't seem in any state to mind. Actually, you've never seen her drunk or drinking before."You alright?" You ask her.She gives you a big goofy smile. "I'm totally fine!" she says. "This isn't so bad after all.""Oy, I'm getting bored," Josh says. "We need to do somefing.">What do? Go roaming? Play a game? Go home? Other?
>>35661246>>Go somewhere private. Take our two sheilas with us.
>>35661246Ya fuck up OP, Shoulda gone with the Goff
>>35661246Play a game
"Ah, I think we're gonna go somewhere else. Me and Mel and Gemma." You grab three beers and pass them to the girls."See ya Mad Dog," says Josh, giving you a drunken wink.The three of you clamber drunkenly out of the brush and back into the open park.Its about seven at night now, and you're already pretty drunk. "Gems, your dad home yet?" You ask."Yeah, he's home. I'd rather not see him, the fucking asshole.""Awright. Mewwl? Whaddabout ya mum?""Mum's out on *hic* business, rememmer?""Aw, yeah." Your mum is probably stilk shut up in her room, and your sister doesn't get home until nine.>Gemma's place>Your place>Mel's place>Somewhere else
jesus yanks don't cunt this one up
Mel's place is the house backing onto yours. In fact, there was a gate in your back fence that led to your house. When you moved in thirteen years ago, your parents as neighbours became pretty close, and with two kids the same age in properties attached to each other, you and Mel became fast friends, and stayed friends for most of your life. Mel was almost like a sister.Both your father and her father had left, for different reasons. Mel's mum was a high class business woman, and had to go on long trips overseas nearly constantly. When your dad left, your mum just stopped functioning, and your big sister Nat took it upon herself to take care of you and Mel, even going so far as to leave school to get a long hours job to keep the bills being paid. And since Mel's mum went away a lot, Mel often stayed over at yours, though recently her mum has thought her responsible enough to take care of the house on her own, now.You lead the two girls down the side of your house, through your backyard and into Mel's yard. Mel fumbles with the lock on the back door for a while, before realising it was unlocked. She leads you in and turns on the lights."Ta-daaa~. Home seet home," she says as she slumps into the couch. You flop down next to her, and Gemma stretches herself over the other couch."This is a nice place," says Gemma. "Your parents must be rich.""Mymmum has a preeddy good job, yeah," says Mel. "But she's alwayss away working, sooo I guess she's preddy busy all the time."Your phone buzzes. It's Josh sending you a text. "Shuldv stayd bruu tge girls nd us r al plsyn dare nd dare. its liek trut n dare but only dares. ur missin ot"Whatever.What now?
>>35662096Raid the fridge. There any fairy bread?
>>35662096Play dare and dare.
>>35662096Jokingly mention the truth or dare they missed out on, judge interest from reactions, then possibly suggest a game of it.
>>35662153I now realize that this was maybe a little too intelligent for bogans, they are a painfully stupid lot.
>>35662189We already know we're smarter than the average bogan
>>35662234True, we are showing some rather no boganish traits, our texts are even half readable.
>>35662223>>35662132I'll never get you guy's obsession with fairy bread. I knew people from Australia when I was a kid, and the way their kids chimped out over fairy bread I thought it was going to be some mind blowing sweet bread or pastry, but it's just regular ass bread with butter and sprinkles.
You get up to put your last beers in the fridge. Precious grog, do not waste. You pull out the bottle of sprite. It's not been opened, good."Ross, that's for gesstss."You stop and try and focus on Mel. "But Mewil, we are guests, you silly willy.""Oh, right," Mel says, giggling. "I am so drunk~""You're a lightweight," says Gemma. "How many have you had, three?""How many did we have, Rossooo?""Ah, like, eight, I guess? idunno.""Okay, maybe that is a bit, for you."You put some cups and the sprite bottle on the coffee table and very carefully pour everyone drinks."So youw wouldnt believe this," you slur. "Erryone back at the spot started playin 'dare and dare'. 'S'like truth and dare, but only dares.""That sounds dumb, but fun," Mel says."Let's play it, then," Gemma says. "I'll go first!""Wouldn't it be boring with three people?" Mel asks. "Anyway I think that if we DO play it, we should play dare in a hat.">dare and dare>dares in a hat>You're pretty sure Mel has Twister somewhere here>Or maybe some drunken board games>Other
>>35662392>>dares in a hat
>>35662392>>dare and dare
>>35662392>dares in a hatWhere the dares are made up and the scores don't matter.
>>35662392dare and dare
>>35662392>dare and dareLet's get 'em to pash.
>>35662392>dares in a hat>>35662432that is one of the best shows ever
>>35662392Dares in a hat, adding some anonymity to our plan should help.
Dares in a at wins.Though you guys want the one where you write down dares and throw them into the hat, or write down names to pick randomly?
>>35662560Write down dares, put in hat.
>>35662560Write down the dares.
>>35662560write down dares and throw them into the hat
>>35662432This guy's got the right idea
Mel stumbles off and comes back with a hat and lots of notebook paper, and some pens. She puts it all down on the coffee table."Okay, now we write dares and throw them into the hat." She stares at the paper for a moment, before taking a pen and very carefully writing out a dare.Trying to write while drunk is like trying to ride a bicycle in a cyclone, but you get to it.>Give me some dares(Sorry for the wait, internet shit out)
>>35662977Remove underwear without removing any other clothing
>give me some dares and I'll randomly select themNot a vote
>>35662977Man, we're gonna get that and it's going to be hell
>>35662991Translation:Ger yet daks off without chuckin' yer togs off
>>35663000mean to link to >>35662991, the main character is the only one that'd drunk
>>35662977Blowie or rug-munch whoever's on yer left
>>35662977Swap clothes with someone else
>>35662977Pash on whoever's on yer right.
>>35662977Ok, so we're going to want to put in some tame ones as well, if its all dirty stuff we might scare off Mel. Prank call someone.Kiss someone.Flash the group.Thats three that aren't too crazy.
Pour water over yourself
>>35662977snog whoever's on your right
>>35662977SNIFF WHOEVER'S BUM YA WONT.
>>35662977>eat a big spoonful of vegemite in one go
>>35663063this bloke here's got a good head on his shoulders
>>35662977Handstand without pants
>>35662977Jump into a cold shower for a full minute, with or without clothes
>>35662977strip down to your underwear.
>>35662977Fuckin' Naked Apron
>>35662977Slave for the group.
>>35662977take a piss in the garden
"Gemma, you said you'd go first, didntcha?""Okay, okay," Gemma reaches in and grabs a piece of paper. "'Take off yer undies without taking off ya clothes.' Pass.""Why're you passing?" you ask."Cos I'm not wearing any undies, remember?" Oh, right. She pulls out another dare. "'Pash whoever's on your right'. That'll be you Ross. Pucker up." She attacks you with drunken confidence, sloppy and clumsy. It's not long, but it's enough to get your blood up.Gemma pulls away, grinning. "Who's next?">Mel>You(Keep the dares coming)
>>35663176Us, if everyone but Mel has done one, then the peer pressure helps make her do one as well.
>>35662977Turn yer shirt into a hat for someone else
>>35663176Mel.>Make Fairy Bread using vegemite, BUT Don't feel patriotic from doing so.
>>35662977Take off a piece of clothing
>>35663176Skull as much of a beer as you can.
>>35663176UsSuck the toes of the person to your right.
>>35663176Us>Go through the next set of dares without using your hands
>>35663203i don't know how to feel about this...
>>35663176>youfairy bread, but with mayo instead of butter.
>>35663176Do the macarena
>>35663203That is an abomination.
>>35663176You are now only allowed to use whipped cream or vegemite to cover your privates. No fabrics allowed.
>>35663239>mayo.This is australia cunt. If you're going to mix up fairy bread, then use vegemite, i.e. >>35663203
>>35663176Snort beer through a straw>You
"I'll go next," you say. You pull out a dare and unfold it. "'Eat a big spoon of vegemite.' Seems easy enough.You head to the kitchen and look for the vegemite while Mel gets a big spoon. Seems Mel only has cheesymite. "You got any real vegemite, Mel?""Uh, no, just that."Fine. You grab the big spoon and shove it into the jar, taking out a big scoop of vegemite. This'll be easy.The moment you close your mouth around it you know you've made a grave mistake. It burns and is sickeningly cheesy and tasty all at the same time. You try to swallow but you can't, it's just gross. You only get half of it down and spit the rest."EW," you say after rinsing your mouth. The girls laugh.Who next?>Mel>Gemma again>You failed so you gotta do another
>>35663203>>Make Fairy Bread using vegemiteOh jesus fucking christ no get that shit out of here you dirty foreigner.
>>35663284>melShe's probably relaxed enough for it
>>35663284Thats a fail, gotta go again.
>>35663176>Fairy bread bra. You make some fairy bread and use it to cover your nips
>>35663284>Cheesymite.>Not Isnack 2.0
>>35663284>>You failed so you gotta do another
>>35663305ha, I like this
>>35663284>MelChug a sprite cup while standing on your head
>>35663307That was the most tragic event in australian history
>>35663284Spin a bottle, got to suck on the tits/nips of whoever it points at like a fuckin' baby.
>>35663284>failed, go againGotta stay completely still for a minute, don't react to anything anyone does to you
"I've gone, Gemma's gone, so it's Mel's go now.""Awh, okay, okay. 'Flash the group'. Nnn, fine!" She pulls up her shirt, showing off a purple cotton bra cupping pale tits. Then she pulls it back down again. "Gemma's turn again!""'Pour a glass of water over yourself'. Sure." She stands up kn the kitchen and pours a glass of water over her head. Her shirt is soaked and clinging to her, and you can see her nipples through her shirt.You get one telling you to turn your shirt into a hat for someone else, which you give to Mel. Mel then gets 'chug a beer'. She does her best, getting halfway through, but then she chokes, spilling it on herself. You try to tell her it's alright but she insits that she screwed it up, so her next dare is to take her top off, which she does. Gemma gets 'do the macarena' which she does a drunken version of, then it's your turn again.'Fairy bread bra. Use slices of fairy bread to cover your nips.'>Don't be a puss, do it!>Yeah, nah, way too gay. Pass.
>>35663434>>Don't be a puss, do it!Only If it's Vegemite Fairy bread.
>>35663434Dont puss out, but swear to god if anyone pulls a camera you will not be held responsible for what happens.
>>35663434>Don't be a puss, do it!then have Mel and Gemma eat one each off us
"No cameras, alright?""Alright?" Gemma asks. "What's the dare?" You go and get the ingredients. Bread, hundreds and thousands, butter. "What's with you and fairy bread?" She continues. You make the slices while the girls watch, then you place each over your nipples. Then you read out the dare.Gemma is pissing herself laughing, and Mel is giggling but trying to hold it back.You sit back down.>Keep going>Tired of this, let's...
>>35663581Keep going, this can not be the capstone of the game.
>>35663581>>Keep goingC'mon man, these are all tame.
>>35663581>>Tired of this, let's...Play Twister
>>35663581keep going your pansy
>>35663581>>Keep going>Gemma is pissing herself laughingput a new dare in>actually piss yourself
>>35663641>Dare ya enter me fuckin' magical realm?
>>35663581>>Keep goingbut up the ante, make them eat them off us
>>35663581>Keep goingBut everyone have a drink or two first
>>35663581>keep goingstart pulling the lewd suggestions, cunt
"Your turn, Mel," you say.She picks up a dare. "Oh come on, I can't do this.""What is it?" Gemma asks."From now on you can only cover your privates with whipped cream, no fabric.""Ha, easy! I can do that and you can do another one.">Have Mel do it>Have Gemma do it
>>35663581Keep going, add dare:Jerk your gherkin or Flim-flam your clam.
>>35663794>Have Mel do itAs an alternative, say she can herself with fairy bread. Or Vegemite. Or both.
>>35663794>Have Gemma do it
>>35663794>have Gemma do it
>>35663794Have Gemma do it, but Mel HAS to do the next one, no ifs ands or buts.
"Fine, Gemma can do it, but you HAVE to do the next one.""Fine," Mel says. Gemma gleefully skips to the kitchen, whipping off her shirt and shorts on the way, leaving her completely nude. She pulls out the whipped cream from the fridge, turns to face the two of you then sprays it over her nipples and crotch.Mel then pulls out the next dare. "'Be a slave to the next person in turn.' That means you, Ross." She looks at you with worry. "Go easy?">Make her do what?
>>35663893>"From now on you can only cover your privates with whipped cream, no fabric."She'll not get away from her duty so easily!
>>35663893Eat the fairy bread off your chest.
>>35663893Hold er in your arms, tell her she hella hot, grope er arse and lick er ear. Shielas love that shit.
>>35663893Make her sit on our lap and feed us crisps like grapes, for a start.
>>35663893Bring us a beer, woman.Then, On all fours like a puppy. Or kitty. Whichever she thinks is cuter. Only allowed to talk with barks/meows.
>>35663893eat the fairy bread off our chest.
>>35663893What? no just because gemma took hers doesn't mean gemma's not next in turn, she's gemma's slave(gotta pass that buck, you know gemma would make her do naughty stuff but that way we don't get blamed for it)
>>35663893Feed us cheezels with your tongue
>>35663974While I completely disagree with the reasoning behind it, Gemma shouldn't be taking another go, I am all for ignoring the way the game should go to achieve this.
>>35664000Well by that logic she's nobody's slave since its the last turn in the game
>>35664014how or why is it the last tern of the game?
>>35664045... i'm wrong, I spaced
"Well, first you're going to come over here and eat thise slices of fairy bread off my chest. No hands, either!" Gemma sits down to watch, idly sucking on some whipped cream, as Mel comes over and leanes over you, grabbing the bread and gobbling it up.There's still some butter left. "Clean it all up, there's a good girl." She licks up your chest, getting all the butter. "You like fairy bread?" you ask. "Yeah," she says."Good," you reply, before pulling Mel into your lap. She squeaks in surprise, but doesn't say anything.>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dare>Do something else>Get Mel to do something
>>35664107>>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dareOne more round, then move on.
>>35664107>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a darelet's make this the last round and bring out the big guns
>>35664107Yeah, lets do a final round.
>>35664107>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dareLast round, then we do something else.
>>35664107have mel do >>35663986while Gemma does a dare
Slip her a length, Ross.
>>35664107>>35663986This then have Gemma do a dare
>>Have Gemma do it
"Last round," you tell Gemma.She pulls out a dare. "'Suckle on the tits of one of the girls for thirty seconds.' Well the only other girl is Mel, so come here honey."You hold onto Mel's wrists as Gemma comes over. She pulls on of the cups down, then plants her lips on the nipple. Mel gasps and moans, but stays put and lets her do it. In your head, you start counting.1... 2... 3...Gemma starts sucking harder, causing Mel to whimper.8... 9... 10... 11...You're pretty sure Gemma is using her tongue now. Mel starts to squirm.20... 21... 22...And then Gemma bites, causing Mel to scream and buck.Fuck, you lost count. Gemma keeps her mouth on the nipple, using her other hand to grope the other tit. You're still holding Mel's wrists. Has it been thirty seconds yet? Fuck it."Time," you say. Gemma releases the nub with a pop, leaving Mel gasping. You let go kf her wrists, and she tugs her bra back over her nipple."That was fun," you say. Gemma nods in agreement.>Now go do what?
>>35664246our turn, and Mel is last
>>35664246Get Mel to do >>35663986
>>35664246Tell Mel to thank Gemma.
>>35664246Mel should get us a beer
>>35664246Tell her to thank Gemma, then make her make a new dare for use to do to her, then after that we dare her to lick the whipped cream off of Gemma. Then the game is over and she'll be free of her servitude to us, dont object if she tried to keep up the act though.
Did OP go root a sheep or sumfin
>>35664379the fuck do you think this is cunt, kiwi quest
>>35664379Wrong side of the ditch for that
"Mel, what do you say to Gemma?""Huh?""No Melissa, Gemma just made you feel good, so say thank you.""Th-thanks Gemma," Mel says."Now I want you to feed me cheezels... with your tongue."Mel does what you say with no protest. She puts a cheezel in her mouth, then kisses you, passing a cheezel to your mouth. She does this for about ten cheezels before you're satisfied. "Okay, game's over. Let's do something else.">What next?(Sorry for the wait, had to bring in the shopping)
>>35664424See if the girls have any ideas
>>35664424See if the girls want to do anythingfailing that.>twister
>>35664430>>35664438you guys are the kind of lazy cunts a QM hates>>35664424tell Mel to clean Gemma up, with her tongue, after all, it would be a waste of whip cream
>>35664424Chill with another drink, let everyone wind down a little with some casual conversation. then when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom (shes a lightweight drinking, it'll happen soon) scheme with Gemma.
>>35664462oh, and bring Gemma over to the same couch as us and Mel, so we can casualy eat some of the bream with our finger.
>>35664449This is basically bogan quest. What do bogans do to pass the time? Drink, fuck and sweet fuck all else.
>>35664424Pull out the Kevin Bloody Wilson tapes.
"What now?" Gemma asks.You check the time. Five to nine. Your big sis will be home pretty soon. And considering you only have a couple beers left, you might want to go back and raid your stash before she does."Hey guys, want to help me clean up?" Gemma asks, cupping her tits. Oh, would you.But the booze. You look out the window and see the only lights on are in your mum's room.>Go and get the grog>Stay and help Gemma clean up
>>35664524>Go and get the grog
>>35664524stay and help, gotta keep the missus happy, and if we leave, she'll rape Melmore importantly she'll rape Mel without us
>>35664524Just explain yourself, they'll understand
>>35664524>>Stay and help Gemma clean upThen use them to help get the stash
>>35664524Help clean, and convince Mel to do the same, big sis can be easily convinced later on that we're just grabbing some cd's to listen to at Mels if she ends up being a problem, Mel is after all our long time, trustworthy family friend.
>>35664524Tell Mel to help Gemma clean up while we raid the stash
>>35664524>>Go and get the grogOur house is literally next door, yeah? Make it a quick run, gotta keep the party going.
>>35664524>>Stay and help Gemma clean up
>>35662330>regular ass bread with butter and sprinkles.Yeah I'm fuckin late, but I'm also fuckin mad. What the fuck man, that's like taking a shit in mums apple pie and feeding it to ya sister
Dinner soon, I'll try to get this post done but might have to poast it after
"Come on Mel, let's go pay back the favour." You push Melissa towards Gemma then follow her. Gemma pulls Mel's head to her tit, where Mel begins sucking and licking. Meanwhile you slurp up all the cream around her cunny, leaving her smooth and exposed to the air. Unfortunately, you have to cut short there."Sorry girls, but I gotta grab some more grog before my sis gets home. Don't go fucking each other without me.""Aw, so soon?" Gemma pouts."She'll be back any minute. And Gemma? Behave.""Don't worry about me, stud, just get the booze!"You grab your shirt on the way out, pulling it back over your head as you stumble through the back yard back to your house. You climb up the steps to your back door, letting yourself in and switching on the light. You scramble into your room, opening your closet and reaching into the back, pulling out a six pack and a bottle of Jim Beam. Then you hear tires on the gravel and see lights in the window. Your sister's back! You dash as fast as you dare back out the back and shut the back door. As you get to the bottom step you hear your sister open, saying "I'm home! Ross? Mum?" You reach the back gate and get out of sight as quick as you can. You really hope she didn't see you.You get back inside Mel's as your phone buzzes. It's a text from Nat."Wer r u bro? Hope ur not gettin up 2 truble :)""Im stayin @ Mels plce. Sleepover. Is tht ok?""Thts fine hun. Cya tomoz. xo"You lean against the kitchen counter. Mission accomplished.But where are the girls?Then you notice the sound of the shower running.>Join them>Wait to see if they've got anything in store(Next post after dinner)
>>35664767>Wait to see if they've got anything in store
>>35664767>>Wait to see if they've got anything in storeThey clearly have something in mind
>>35664767M8, you better be eating steak, not some lebbo or chink shit.Spike cola, grab three beers, swagger into the shower nuddy
>>35664767Calling it now, Mel's going to be crying in the shower covered in blood after having to kill a possessed Gemma.BOGAN HORROR QUEST GO!
>>35664767>>Join themFucks sakes, did we not specifically tell them not to get started without us?
>>35664767>>Join themfookin' horny girls.
>>35664819a basic lack of respect is what it is
>>35664885Concnerns and worries of the most intelligent bogan
>>35664819>>35664885>>35664896Do they disrespect our authority? Do we get the thong off?Yanks, dont call me out, thongs are an integral part of our culture, and you will just embarass yourselves
>>35664786Lamb chops like it's 26 Jan and the PM is comin for dinnerBack and writing, cunts
You walk down the hallway to Mel's bathroom. The door's open so you peek in.Gemma's standing outside the shower wrapped in a towel, while Mel is standing in it and washing herself.Gemma notices you. "Hey Ross. I, uh, got a bit hectic with the whipped cream. We had to come in and wash up because it was sticky. Check out this bathroom though! Your girlfriend is rich!"She was right. The bathroom was full of stuff that looked like marble, with golden looking taps and other things, and the shower was infact a shower/spa bath."I'm not his girlfriend," says Mel. She's half turned towards you with her hands covering her tits. "Hey Ross. Did you see your sister?""No, fortunately. She knows I'm staying over, though.""Alright.">Hop in the shower>Bubble bath>Wait for Mel to finish and go do something else
>>35665165>Wait for Mel to finish and go do something else
>>35665165>>Bubble bathBooze and Bath.Is there any other option?
>>35665165>>Hop in the showerGotta get the remains of the sprinkle bread off.
>>35665165Hop in the shower. No guts no glory.
>>35665191Are you a farkin poofta?
>>35665237Are you a fuckin yank?
>>35665165>>Hop in the showerWith a fucking shower beer
still waiting on anal with 4X as lube
>>35665275>Fourex>As lubeEven bogans aren't that stupid, m8
>>35665275The only reason 4x exists is because queenslanders cant spell beer.
>>35662330I don't know about everyone else but I grew up poor as shit. Fairybread was pure sugar but dressed up in loads of different colors... on bread. Mum could afford only a few extravagances, but fairy bread and my mum's pavlova, or rarely her Mars Bar Slice those are some of the fondest memories from my childhood. God damn it anon, now I need to call my mum. You should too, just saying.
You strip off, chucking your shorts and dacks and throwing your shirt at Gemma. Then you hop into the shower with Mel.You press up against her back, wrapping your arms around her waist and rubbing her slick belly."Whoa, steady on Ross," she says. Of course, the skin-to-skin is already causing a stirring, and you were already popping a semi pretty much the entire night. Now things are getting a bit harder."Um, Ross," Mel says as you poke her in the back with your stiffy. You slide your arms under her arms and cup her breasts, then start kissing her neck. She moans, and then you push her forward. She has to put her hands on the wall to stop herself from falling. You start rubbing your dick along her arse, the push it down along the outside of her slit."Ross!" Mel says.>Stop. What?>Keep going and let her warm up to it
>>35665384>Stop. What?We Gentleman Bogan
>>35665380Fuck man, just how poor do you have to be for buttered bread with sprinkles (or a candy bar) to be considered an extravagance?
>>35665399Well the other thing is kids are dumb as fuck, and then you get nostalgia later
>>35665384>>Stop. What?Our childhood shut in friend from a privileged background is hesitant to fuck us like a common sheila, can't say I'm surprised.
>>35665380I know them feels man, those exact three foods even.>>35665399Go fuck yourself>>35665397This, we are the cream of the Bogan crop.
>>35665384woaaah that's a lot faster than i expect you to have us move
>>35665399Those aren't the extravagances, I can see how that could be my sleading though. What I ment was that the extravagances we could afford are not my most cherished memories.
>>35665421My sleading? HAH wtf. MISLEADING* fucking phone.
>>35665421Really they're extravagances because you never got to eat them often rather than they're expensive
>>35665432Have you had a shower beer?
>>35665384Let her warm up. She's gotta want it mate.Get Gems in on it too.
>>35665449I'm actually not all that bogan at all
>>35665458It's not fucking bogan cunt. Seriously after getting back from the beach. Have a shower with a ice cold beer, feels great.
>>35665419I know I was expecting help her clean up, get some nice sexual tension going with the drunk excuse, work our way into it a little later
>>35665458>I'm actually not all that bogan at allYou know what that means, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo
You stop moving. "What? What?" You ask."Ross," Mel gasps out. "You're my best friend and we've had a lot of fun tonight, but I don't want my first time to from behind bent over in a shower, while your latest slut watches. No offense Gemma.""None taken," says Gemma.You haven't moved yet."Ross, just, you know... I don't know. Not yet, not here.">What do?
>>35665508Fair enough, mind if I stay in here long enough to wash the butter off?
>>35665508When then? We both know we want it, its going to have happened since we both started growing hair. Would you rather watch, or get onto *this*
>>35665508"Well... do you wanna be the slut who watches?"
>>35665508Losing your V card aint that special, it's the times after that make it. If you wana think it that special, why not lose it in a 3sum
>>35665508We stepped a little too far too fast, that's all, we just make a sincere apology and hope we can still have some fun for the rest of the night without it getting super awkward.
>>35665508Is a finger banging and a wristy out of the question?
>>35665508She's probably right, I mean this girl isn't just some slut. So we should at least do it right for her first time.
>>35665513This is what we should probably say >>35665548This is the most bogan thing to say
>>35665513First this, wait a bit, then >>35665548
>>35665572this is unlikely, but we could probably play it off as a joke if she says no, so I say go for it.
We'll growl her out later.
stick it inshe knows she wants it deep down, like a true sheila
>>35665384Gotta go fap now.
"Well... do you wanna be the slut who watches?"Mel whirls around at this. "No, that's not what I meant! I mean, I'd be glad if it was you, I just don't think this is the right place.""No, I mean that Gemma is still here and I'm pretty sure she's DTF. You're welcome to watch.""Oh. Uh, yeah I guess.""And I don't suppose a fingerbang and a wristy are out of the question?" you say with a cheeky grin.She smacks your arm. "You're such a fucking bogan. That's what's great about you though." She wraps her arms around your neck and kisses you. She breaks off before you get tok empassioned, saying "We'd better finish this shower though, we're wasting water."You don't finish it that quickly, spending a while messing around, playfully groping and pinching. You don't get too forward though. You finish up and dry each other off, and you leave the bathroom to see Gemma in the main room, in a towel with a beer.>What now?
>>35665508Tell her you won't put it in, but keep going with everything else.
>>35665736Crack open a beer and start getting Gemma in the mood to go on the couch or something.
>>35665736>What now?"Oi' gem. Mel wants you to put on a show for her."
>>35665753this. and get a beer.
>>35665736oi gem, DTF? Mel's cool to watch
>>35665736Grab beer, offer one to Mel, then bring up dinner plans, it is getting to about that time now.
>>35665795Quickie first, maybe, then eat, them maybe some more.Gem doesn't seem to want to go home anyway.
>>35665720good guy boganlet's his mates know when he's wankin' off so they don't have to awkwardly wonderonya dazza
>>35665806Done. Shower's free.
You hop onto the couch and lean over Gemma, arms on either side of her."Mel's good to watch," you say."Cool," Gemma replies.That's all the forewarning needed, as your lips meet in a feverish kiss. You don't wait, pulling off the towel and throwing it across the room. You mash her tits with your hand and she throws her legs open. Your deflating semi springs back to full hardness, and after a quick test of the waters with a finger, you shove it in in one thrust, Gemma screaming into your mouth. And for the third time today, you're fucking Gemma Mayne.After three fucks today, you find yourself lasting pretty long. Gemma comes quickly, but you're hardly even close. You keep the pace, thrusting harder and harder in an effort to bring yourself off. Yet for another minute you last, grunting like an animal, Gemma screaming the whole time. At last you come, spurting inside her again, your harder thrusts making Gemma have another orgasm. Then you roll off her, spent."Damn guys, is it always like that?" Mel asks. She's sitting across from you, her face and chest flushed but her legs closed together tightly.>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry.>Strip/nudie twister>Something else
>>35666027Order a Pizza, play nudie twister while you wait, put up a dare that last one standing gets to blow or be blown.
>>35666027>>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry.>>Strip/nudie twister
>>35666027>Strip/nudie twister"Naw. You get better with practice."
>>35666027>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry."With me, yeah."
>>35666027Order pizza and play nudie twister while you wait. First person to lose has to answer the door.
>>35666040this right here
Cunts. Moment of silence for the loss of a former PM.Now crack one open youse lot.
>>35666175>lossIt's a fucking Laborite, not much of a loss.
>>35666188It's a fucking politician, not much of a loss.Fixed that for ya mate.
>>35666175M8 I'm at the two-thirds gone mark on my bourbon. Fuckin shitfaced aye. Moment o silence for the guy who let my parents do uni free, letting me become a hardcore NEET
>>35666188Labor and Liberal don't mean much anymore ya cunt. They're the same fuckin' whitewash with different fukken ties. Labor at least gives a fuck about the working man- Liberals only care about the fuckin' mines.
>>35666263>Labor only gives a fuck about the union bossesFTFY
>>35666263While I'm for the working man, Labor couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.
>>35666296not that guy but the guy was old labor, before these weak pricks took over
>>35666296>>35666263>>35666291Labor may be shitter than an abo's arsehairs, but they're still better than greens, libs, nats and palmer, right? Right?
>>35666322>the liberals are neoliberal, the nationalists are neoliberal, even labor is neoliberalsuch is life in the late capitalism zone
"Hey Mel, could you get your laptop?""Uh, sure," she says, getting up and going to her room. You check out her butt as she walks away."Where'd you learn to fuck like that?" Gemma asks you."You know," you reply. "You pick things up here and there."Mel walks back in with her laptop. "So what are we doing?""Get Domino's up, were ordering pizza."It doesn't take long. There's a deal up for three large pizzas, two drinks and two garlic breads. With that done, you go over to the board games cabinet and pull out twister."Now we're playing this," you say. "Loser has to answer the door."Gemma laughs, and Mel seems alright with it.You set out the mat and start playing.>roll 1d20, taking the first three
>>35666322Who the fuck votes for Palmer United Party anyway? He sounds like a cunt who would stab you in the back while grinning from ear to ear.
>>35666291Corruption allegations- which is all they are- aside, union bosses are elected by the workers. Which means they HAVE to give a fuck if they want to retain their positions.>>35666296Depends on if you're talking pre or post Keating.Anyway cunts, this is a quest thread, back to it.
>>35666322Well it's not hard to be better than Palmer.Or Fucking Lambie. Embarrasses the country just by existing, dumb cunt.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35666336
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35666336right hand on mel's red tit
>>35666335Pretty much, what do us measly NEETS do late on a Tuesday night? Play quests on /tg/ about what we'd be doing if we were less socially awkward during our teenage years. Fuckit, I need a bag of shrooms
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35666349>which is all they are-Tell that to the HSU.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35666336
>>35666336Rolling for smashing lebs
>>35666336Oi cunt, where's ya stand on pollies? Drinkin for old bud Goff?
>>35666362http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2014/s4067431.htmI raise you 9 liberal MPs.
>>35666354>>35666357>>35666362>These shitty rolls.Welp, the only way I see anything salvageable coming from this is the pizza getting delivered by a girl we know.
Also, cunt. Sorry if I derailed this a little, just wanted to honor an ex PM. Wouldn'ta mattered if it were fucking Johnnie boy instead, raise a glass and git on with it youse lot.
>>35666404I'm a centrist, everyone is a cunt
>>35666429You should run for PM, cunt.
>>35666429Good man, you should, like, run for PM or summin, tell ya mates to get their mums to vote for ya
>>35666429Top bloke. 11/10 would shout at the pub
>>35666451>>35666452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXukAnyone would be better than this stupid cunt.
>>35666475that pom faggot?yeah he's a bit of a cunt, people can't stop posting his shit on my facebook
So this stuff is cool and all, but when are we going to get to foighten da indeegenus woildloife? Save Mel from the jaws of a pissed-off salty when?
>>35666507Fuck off yank
>>35666507What the fuck are you goin on bout
>>35666518You wound me, sir. Can you not recognize your commonwealth bretheren?
>>35666537sorry matefuck off yank jr
>>35666537Still a yank in my book
>>35666336Should see if the lappie has a webcam...
>>35666537fuk off yank hat
>>35666546>>35666543You take that shit back.Anyhow, I just personally don't find any quest without true conflict that appealing, and since it's Australia Man vs Nature seemed an obvious choice.
>>35666537You're pretty much new zealand tier nowNow fuck off, the rest of us are doing >>35666360also writin
>>35666537Kiwifag here, hate to break it to you, but aussies have about as much luck telling your lot and apart from yanks as you do telling Kiwifags from their lot.
>>35666556I'll have you know that the yanks are our pants! OUR PANTS!
>>35666586No, you're our hat, Canada.
>>35666586>Wearing fat pants
>>35666579Then it should be obvious. Aussies don't fuck sheep.
>>35666603Yeah but you can't see if someone is fucking a sheep over the internet just like we can't see whether a psuedoyank is posting from a tim hortons
>>35666603Tasmanians do between fucking their cousins / sisters
>>35666641Don't fuck your sister.She's mine
>>35666641That's just excess body hair and incest, not bestiality
>>35666651I hate to tell you but I've only go a brother. I guess if you're into that kind of thing...
>>35666676stick him in a skirt and a wig, it's all good
>>35666687Shave him first, unless the guys asian
You set up the mat and the spinner, and invite the ladies over. You spin the spinner. Right foot red. Easy enough. Right hand green. Okay. Left hand blue. You the spot you were going to put your hand gets taken by Mel, and the next one by Gemma, so you stretch for the furthest one. Left foot blue. Your leg gets between Mel's and Gemma's, and your knee ends up smushing Mel's tit. She grins at you.The game goes pretty much like that. You start to make things interesting by making sneaky grabs while moving. Somehow you end up with Mel on all fours beneath you and you on all fours on top of her. Her back and butt rubbing against you starts to make you lose focus. Then Gemma reaches out for the spinner and loses her balance, falling."That means you lose, Gemma," says Mel."You'll need to answer the door in your nuddies."Gemma just swears and grins. "Fine," she says.You're still on all fours over Mel, and she's still under you. She lowers herself to her knees, then looks back at you, raising her eyebrows.Then someone knocks on the door. "Must be the pizza," says Gemma as she hops up, and you and Mel scramble to get out of sight.Gemma grabs the money off the kitchen counter. She goes to the door and opens it, smiling. She's met by silence. You wqtch as she bites her lip, obviously letting whoever it is get a good look."My pizza?" She asks."Oh right," says whoever it is, a guy by his voice. He passes the pizza and the drinks. Gemma puts the pizzas down, bending over and mooning the door, then goes back and gives the guy the money. "See ya," she says as she slowly closes the door.You hear the pizza guy walk off, and Gemma joins you on the couch, grinning and blushing.>What now?
>>35666761Eat, drink, be merry, ask Gemma for gobbies once she's finished pizza, talk normally to Mel while she blows. Ask if she wants to join
>>35666761What a good sport, gotta do something nice for her
>>35666761See if Mel is keen to have a go at it.
>>35666761Ask Mel if she's got any movies?Get Gemma to follow you to the kitchen and ask her if she'd be down to help get Mel in the mood during.While watching sneak a hand on Mel's knee and slide it up as the film progresses. Give her some pat and tickle.
>>35666802>>35666787Up for movies with hobbies after pizza
>>35666802This, get Gemma in on our schemes.
>>35666802sounds like a plan.
Right, writingI got TAFE shit tomorrow so 1. It means I can't run tomorrow and 2. I gotta wake up earlyHoping to tie things up in a reasonable way as an end to this little chapter, then I'll go back to my regularly scheduled (ha!) quests. I'll let you guys know which twitter to follow, if you haven't already figured out or know who I am.Anyway, writing
>>35666906We all know it's you, chuckles
>>35666951didnt chuckles plug this saying it wanst him
>>35666968I don't believe him. This has all the fucking hallmarks of a chuckles quest.
>>35666951>>35666968>>35666984I don't follow qm bullshit drama, what's chuckles run?
>>35666998he started with a pokemon quest, currently does background character quest and occasionally spoiled prince/half breed royal questAnd he did take a break from his own quests recently too
"Hey Mel, you got any movies?" you ask."I got Tomorrow, When The War Began on my laptop?""Good. Gems, come help me with drinks."Gemma gets up and comes over, where you pull out some beers from the fridge. "You know what we need to do while the movie's on, right?" You ask her.Gemma gives you a sly grin. "Fuck yeah," she says. "Let's go show her a good time."You bring the drinks back, pop open the pizza boxes, and sit back. Mel snuggles into your side and Gemma sits on the other side of Mel. You then sit through nude movie watching.You really never thought of Mel this way before today. Maybe Gemma's words back at the park triggered something in you, and you were able to see your best friend in a new light. You glance at her out of the corner of your eye. She's definitely attractive. Maybe not a hot slut like Gemma is, but Mel had always seemed more down to earth, more real than any of the girls that you'd been with. She was always the one encouraging you to keep going to school, and the only one who you listened to in that regard. Really if it weren't for her you'd have probably ended up like Mad Cunt Travis, off your head all day on various drugs and cutting up crows in your basement. And now you're here with your best friend and you're about to... to what?What are you about to do?>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.>Just cuddle and watch the movie, maybe you're not ready for that step after all.
>>35667245>>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.obviously.>>35667245>>Just cuddle and watch the movie, maybe you're not ready for that step after all.What are we, a poofter?
>>35667245give her a real pash, not that tonguey shit we gave gem, but a old softie, show her we want her raisin our sprogs some day
>>35667245We're not mad cunts because of her, but she's still a bit uptight. Gotta get her to let her hair down sometime. Better with us than some other yobbo. If she really doesn't want the attention, she'll make it clear, but what's wrong with copping a bit of a feel?
We really on page 7 already? Christ
>>35667322Who knows, maybe she'll grab our cock before we make our move. That'd be fuckin sick.
>>35667245>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.
>>35667312this, clearly missus material
>>35667312yeah, Mel is our missus-fu
>>35667245Tell Gem to leave her alone then >>35667312
>>35667403Yes becasue that would clearly not be horrible out of character, you fucking cunt.since
>>35667403Fuck that poofta shit
>>35667245>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.Hook in cunt!
>>35667312be less pooftery about it, tell her she's our main slut and give a kiss
You've never been one to second guess, and now's not the time to start. You put your hand on her thigh, where she can definitely feel it, and you feel the muscles there moving. You turn your head to her and she turns her head to yours. She hasn't always been this fuckin pretty, has she? You're about to move in for the pash but she beats you too it. It's not the open mouth snog saying "fuck me fuck me now" but it's not an innocent smoocho either. There's something intense there, but somehow soft and warm. It doesn't last that way though. Soon she's rubbing her tongue on your lips, and you follow with yours. You're so concentrated on the kiss that you don't notice your hands travelling upwards to hold her tighter against you.She gasps into your mouth, then breaks off. You open your eyes and she's looking into yours, biting her lips. She couldn't be sexier. Then she turns her head as Gemma leans over her shoulder and you become aware of a faint schlicking noise. Gemma is giving Mel a slow, steady fingerbanging, while leaning into Mel's back and over her shoulder. Mel pushes her lips against Gemma's cheek, then openly snogs her when she turns. You're watching two naked girls pash. This might be the best day of your life. You sit back and enjoy the show. They finally break up, and Mel turns her gaze back to you.You feel a hand brush your prick and suddenly it jumps to the hardest it's been all day. That was Mel. Mel is giving you a handy right now. She leans in and whispers."Remember ealier when I said I wasn't ready? That it wasn't the time? Now's good. Now's more than excellent. What I mean is... I want you to fuck me.">Right here, right now>Take her to the bedroom
>>35667507>Take her to the bedroom
>>35667507>>35667507>take her here and nowhopefully, her mum or our sis walks in and we can display true feral bogan dominance
>>35667507Do it here. Far more carnal and bogan, and gets Gem in on it too.
>tied upNext one breaks tie
>>35667373>missus-fuTHIS FUCKING QUEST
>>35667632Just take her cunt
>>35667661Ding dingWinner>>35667668Git outta here
You push her back into the couch, on top of Gemma, and start snogging her again. Mel pushes you back slightly."Gemmy? In the bedside drawer there's a condom. I'm not on birth control, so can you get it?"Gemma hops up and goes to Mel's room. You're thrusting already, but only on the outside. It's taking all your self control not to put it in right now."Steady, Ross," Mel pants. "Just a little longer." Gemma comes back and lies down behind Mel again, holding a foil packet. She tears it open and gets the rubber out, then wraps it over your dick with ease."Is it going to hurt?" Mel asks."It depends," says Gemma. "Probably at the beginning, but after that it'll feel amazing.""Okay Ross, I'm ready."And then your self control fails. With a roar, you push in right to the hilt, causing Mel to scream. You manage to stoo before you begin rutting like crazy, and just sit there, buried to the hilt as Mel gets used to her first dick. She's panting and twitching, her legs wrapped around your back, while Gemma coos into her ear, shushing and calming her.You sit there for one minute, then two, nothing but the spasms of her cunt and the sounds she's making keeping your hard. Finally she nods.Slowly, you pull back out of her. She gasps the entire way, in one long intake of air. You stop when all that's left is the head, and then push back in again in one smooth stroke. Mel cries again. You do the same, out to the tip, then all back in. You start building a rhythm, getting a little fast with each stroke, Mel getting a little louder. It doesn't take long to build the rhythm so you're fucking her deep and hard, grunting with each thrust, her crying out her pleasure. Gemma whispers into Mel's ear, something you can't hear, as you see her furiously frig herself. 1/2
Soon Mel's cries of "Aah!" give way to "Fuck!" and "Yeah!" as you push the pace higher than before. Her walls grip you on the outstroke, not wanting you to leave, only to be filled to full again when you push back in. She's meeting your thrusts now, nearly screaming each time, and you know you both can't hold it back much longer. You notice her tits bouncing, and that sets you off, pounding into Mel's pussy as hard as you can and as fast as you can."Ah! F-f-FUCK!" Mel screams as she cums, her liquids covering your crotch and flowing down your leg. You cum as she does, giving one, two, three, four hard thrusts as you try to plant your seed deep inside her. You sigh, spent, and collapse on top of her. She grabs your face and kisses you hard as you distantly hear Gemma cumming. Your dick goes flaccid and falls out of her, and you absently reach down to pull the condom off. Gemma climbs off the couch as you hold Mel tightly, snuggling next to her lengthways on the couch. The TV gets turned off and the room plunged into darkness, and you're exhausted. You're on the edge of sleep, when Mel says "Ross? I think I love you.">?!?!?
>>35668012"Wow....I never thought you'd say that."
>>35668012>Cheers love. You tooare we really planting our seed deep in her if we wear a condom?
>>35668060Hence "try to plant" as opposed to just "plant"
>>35668012"What took you so long?"
"I... never thought I'd hear you say that," you say, on the edge of sleep."Me neither.""Alright then. Cheers, love you too."You can imagine her smile, and it's what you dream about that night.>END OF STRAYA QUEST CHAPTER 1
"You're a top sheila, Mel."it's bogan for "I love you too"
>>35668134great fun cuntcan't wait for next chapter where we go fight them drongo lebos down the 4shore over some stubbies
>>35668134Good thread m8. 8/8. Hope there's another quest soon.
Holy fuck this was a ride. I ran this on a whim, got three threads into autosage over nearly 24 hours of questing all up. Thanks a bunch, guys. Seriously. This is the most fun I've ever had writing a quest.As promised, I'll let you know who to follow on twitter. It's me, Sentinel! @SaSentinelsI'm coming away from this with a lot of new experience now. Hopefully it'll make me a better quest runner. I also need to note that this is the first time I've seen /tg/ ever stay consistently in-character. A fucking achievement if you ask me.As to the next Straya Quest, dunno. I like to run "chapter by chapter" where it's a chapter of one quest, then a chapter of another. Keep things fresh and new. I'll probably run this in-between my main quests. In any case, thanks for the run you crazy tosspots. I really didn't think this would be a great as it got. Thanks fuckin loads, see you next time.
>>35668251Is it you sentinel? or were you secretly chuckles this whole time
>>35668251The premise is clear, that we need to be as bogan as Abbot's stache so staying in-character is not hardFucking hot cunts is also universal value mate
>>35668251sentinel, didnt you tell chuckles to go run West Strayan quest?
>>35668251Who're you and who is chuckles
>>35668307Yeah dickhead>>35668377Yeah I did
>>35668399Congrats for making me fail my hsc cuntNah shits fine, not like I wasn't going to tafe anyway
>>35668385they're both aussie qms