Continued from >>3554280As you maneuver to investigate the explosion, you manage to chokepost the previous thread, forcing the drawfag to start a new thread where you find yourself encompassed by thick dust. John, following you closely is hardly visible.
Dude, her breasts look like those of a 90 years old hag.Big, yes.Droppy, no.
Our boobs are more like a second stomach now. Next they will be hanging down to our knees.
Have John archive the previous thread.
Summon the power of /tg/'s sexual urges to reduce your breast size a bit. I mean goddamn. There is such a thing as too big.
>>3555307Large breasts are affected by gravity despite what you learned from watching shitty anime. They look fine
>>3555311Don't listen to this fucker, he's wrong.
Check breasts for mysterious lumps. Breast cancer is a serious health risk.
>>3555315I disagree sir. They are a bit too big. I suggest we should discover what caused our breast increase in the first place and try to find a way to reverse the effects a tad.
Investigate explosion.If you have a strap or something from the overalls that's not imperative in keeping them up, see if you can't fashion something to cover your increasingly large breast size.
>>3555312Yes, yes, they ARE affected by gravity. But they are too big.What I meant is: Big, sure. Big enough to be droppy and resembling an old fart, please, anon, no!
>>3555317Then have John check them to make sureAlso investigate the explosion for potential hats.
>>3555323>I agree sir. They are definitely not too big. I suggest we should discover what caused our breast increase in the first place and try to find a way to amplify the effects a tad.
Put your suspenders back on. It will over your nipples and look hot. Oh, and your hands will be free.
Are we or John injured?
>>3555327Her breasts are still round and full. They just are natural shaped instead of shitty implant shaped. You have obviously never seen a large natural breast before.
>>3555331Sure, if Anon prefers old women's breast to a fine, young women's...
So... did our breasts actually grow or is this just SDF's mistake?
>>3555344You don't know what an old woman's breast looks like. I'm not posting examples because we've derailed the thread enough.
>>3555339C'mon, now...... I have, it's not that I'm not against hueg bewbz. It's just that, look, they are in their belly button!
Look for way to reduce bustline, C cup is best.
>>3555355General knowledge, actually.But yes, you're right. Faggot, search for HATS!
Now that the rest of Joan's brain is arguing about her breasts I SHALL GAIN CONTROL. Request john use her sense of smell and hearing to see if she notices anything strange.
Continue through the cloud of dust. Hold John's hand so you don't lose track of each other.
She needs to find some support.
Even through all your thoughts about the appearance of breasts in relation to physics, you manage to see a dark, gaping hole the size of a dark, gaping hole. Where the metal door used to be, that is. It is dark and gaping. And definitely a hole.A HOLE WHERE A DOOR USED TO BE.John cannot hear the hole over how fun it is to grope your butt.
Be sad that she never went back to SEC 2 to grab the gun.
Just becasue she has unusually large breasts doesn't it make them impossibly large.I'm not a fan of uber huge boobs, but the arguements for breast reducement is silly.Drawfag, draw 'em however the hell you want. Anything else is HERETICAL.
>>3555381Let out a satisfying small shriek when John gropes. Cautiously approach the hole-door/door-hole.
>>3555381Enter Hole, its made for Joan.
>>3555390Don't taunt the drawfag or you'll witness boobs that will make you lose SAN no matter how well you roll.
>>3555408DRR DRR DRR DRR DRR
>>3555381play with john's tongueclit.
>John cannot hear the hole over how fun it is to grope your butt.Are her hands outside or inside Joan's pants?This is important.
>>3555381Request John scout ahead in the hole. He must have some senses better than us, right? Sight, smell or hearing? Well he must do since Joan fails at nearly everything but looking hot. Which is why we love her.
Beef really loud.That'll encourage John to pay attention.
If Joan didn't have the hand strength to pull the trigger on a revolver, what makes you think she can pull back the slide on a .45 auto?
Leap through the hole. If anyone is present, inform them that nobody expects the Sergal Inquisition.
>>3555412But I LOVE breast expansion.
>>3555425DAMN IT. WHY MUST JOHN HAVE A BOY'S NAME. I CAN'T HELP IT.
Why is ROBUTT'S HEAD STILL LOOKING AT ME JESUS CHRIST.
>>3555412WIITNESS YOUR BOOOOOOOBS!!
>>3555438BECAUSE THE ROBUTT'S HEAD IS WHERE OUR INFO IS BEING RELAYED TO JOAN
>>3555381Swat John's hands away. You're not that type of girl, and neither should be John. Investigate hole.Give John silent treatment for violating personal space.
>Investigate John's hole.
>>Let out a satisfying small shriek when John gropes.Your weak voice only encourages John.>>Enter Hole, its made for Joan.You DRR DRR DRR your way through the hole, although you do not remember being so wide, tall and of irregular shape...You see some faint lights and hear muffled sounds, all in the undetermined distance.>>Are her hands outside or inside Joan's pants?IT IS A MISTERY
>>3555468Solve the MISTERY, continue onward.
IN B4 WRRYYYYYYY BAD END
>>3555468TAKE OFF ROBUTT HAT. PEOPLE WILL THINK WE ARE THE ROBUTT. ALSO SWAT JOHN'S HANDS.
>>3555483NO THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO! DON'T YOU GET IT OUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES HER PUSSY WETTER!
Ask John to hold our boobs so we can use our hands.
>>3555503Quick thinking anon.
>>3555503this is a marvelous idea and should be implimented.
Could Joan be going through some sort of super puberty?
>>continue onwardA SUDDEN AND UNKNOWN FORCE BLOWS THE DUST CLEAN OUT OF THE AIR, ADDITIONALLY ROBBING YOU OF YOUR HAT!
Throw the Robutt's head at the lights.
keep your /b/ trash out of /tg/
>>3555525GO BACK FOR THE HAT
>>3555525Use duct tape to cover nipples so we can see more of whatever goes on (without frame cutoff).
>>3555525Did we just get hit by a Blizzard Fist? Have John counter with Pummel.
>>3555547No, John has perfectly good hands and she should use them to cover our breasts.
>>3555525Request John capture the head. If the head escapes the ROBUTT will return!
>>3555582Totally saw that coming. Totally.
>>3555582JOHN, GET HER!
>>3555525Drop down, hold hands up for self-defense, ask john to keep you decent with her hands.
>>3555582Recapture Robutt head and then make polite conversation.
>>3555582YOU SHALL BE SHOTGAMI
>>3555589Don't "GET HER" haven't you seen Ghostbusters!?
>>3555582Say hi back, ask how she is, then ask for a shirt or something for coverage.
>>3555549LEFT RIGHT LEFT A
>>3555582Joan hug her mom.John can join in too.
>>3555307>>TITS ARE MADE OF HARD PLASTIC, LIKE THOSE ON THE PRETTY LADIES I SEE IN PORNO MOVIES!
>>3555582What just happened?
Your spine makes funny sounds.
>>3555624Shotgami used MIND BULLETS to destroy the THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE
>>3555635Stop hug. get Robutt head. Ask our mother if she knows about the Robutt or John. Put back Robutt hat.
>>3555635Holy shit, Joan's mom is really fucking tall.
>>3555635Back off a little to avoid suffocation.
Introduce John and your Mom. Ask Mom what the hell is going on.
>>3555645Or Joan is really short. Or both.
>>3555652And if she has a spare shirt.
>>3555653YOU WERE A DORF IN DORF FORTRESS ALL ALONG
Have a good, happy reunion.Make sure she didn't just kill John over your shoulder.Recap. John should, perhaps, be kept around for now even if Mother disapproves, since there seems to be a distinct shortage of even vaguely friendly characters around.
>>3555635ASK HER FOR A TRAINING MONTAGE
>>3555653Judging by this pic and the new one, I estimate Joan Mom's height to be anywhere around 6 - 6'6'' feet tall.
>>3555676I still maintain that we didn't know enough information to know if the ROBUTT was evil or good. Yeah, he killed Engie but we didn't know that much about Engie. And John.... well John's weird. I wouldn't be that surprised is she were the true villain.
Mommy notices John.
>>3555726Yeah, I know Joan's mom tried to kill the ROBUTT. It's just that I get the weird feeling from John and she was always so keen to see the ROBUTT dead.
>>3555736In b4 SUPRIZE TAZER/GUN
>>3555635BRACE FOR INCESTOUS THREESOME
>>3555736Mama does not approve?
>>3555736John offer a hand shake.
>>3555736Give Mommy and John some private time.
>>3555736INTERACIAL INCEST LESBIAN THREESOME? DAAAAMN.Also tell our mom everything that happened from the alley till now.
John is much smarter than she lets on, I'll talk about it later in a discussion thread when there's more time.Basically, she showed intelligence when she drew stuff, then MUCKED AROUND until she stuffed Joan in the locker with the sapper and caused a ruckus to summon the Robutt for Joan to sap.So, John trusts us, and is smart, but acts stupid. Why, I have no idea. Given that her name is John, I also suspect that she wasn't originally a sergal. Or female. Something caused him to turn into what he/she is now. This would also explain why John never talks, having not figured out how to speak yet with a sergal's vocal chords and mouth shape.So, in short, KEEP JOHN THE FUCK AROUND. She knows more than we do, is an able combatant, and trusts us.
>>3555736"It's so cute! Can we keep it? Can we?"
so when was this bitch raped and where is the porn
>>3555763Oh god. John is our farther. Shit got even kinkier and weirder.
I ponder this sudden drop to QUALITY levels.
>>3555768Inform her about John and everything that happened from the alley till now.
>>3555768Mommy childish?/tg/ must keep Joan smart then.Unless hats are involved.
>>3555768Say "Yes."Ask Mommy the questions that have been put forth in this thread already. Joan still has memory loss.
>>3555768Time for sex
>>3555778>>3555763here. I suspected this as well, but I don't think there's enough evidence to say that for sure just yet.It really relies on A) whether or not John is the sergal that raped us or if she even raped us in the first place (the robutt might have done it) and B) if John IS the rapist, whether or not he/she remembers everything as well, and he/she MIGHT have had his/her mind a bit warped by the transformation procedure. Which would explain a lot.Still, I hope puppy never leaves. Puppy is awesome.>>3555768Keep him.
>>3555771It was earlier.Once in the dark and possibly once while unconscious.Hard to tell if there's going to be less rape now, or more. It's about at a 1:6 rape-per-thread ratio.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan for catching up.
>>3555803John's so cute when she's disturbed. Say "Yes!" then hug John again.
>>3555803Tell mommy to stfu before she scares John away, or becomes her next meal.
>>3555803Ask John whats wrong?
Does Mom have any tattoos or birthmarks? We should make sure this isn't just a clever disguise.
Tell mom everything, especially the rape.
>>3555841If she did, we don't remember. Not that that should necessarily keep us from our "inspection".
Try and catch a glimpse of Mommy with her eyes open. That is kind of creepy.
Mommy doesn't know anything about John or Robutt. Mommy doesn't have any spare clothes for you either, adding that you don't really need them anyway.That's all the questions Mommy can remember, because there are too many posts in this thread for the drawfag to read through them all to gather the required questions and then answer them.
>>3555889I smell an unbirth fetish
>>3555889Tell Mom to get her hands off of your woman.
>>3555889Awesome picture. Now stare at the wall together.
>>3555889Bitch, back off John.
>>3555889Smile at John, hug her gently once mom is through.
Inform mom of the suergal surprise sex. Mommy looks tough enough to convince John not to try that again.
Take a look around the room and double check inventory.
>>3555963wrong sergal anon
>>3555963You say that like it's a problem or an unwanted occurrence.
>>3555981Offer Mom an Angerbar.
>>3555983Huh? John thanked us for the private time in the elevator.
>>Tell Mom to get her hands off of your woman.Mommy doesn't hear and/or understand you.>>Now stare at the wall together.You attempt to stare at the wall, but there is a computer terminal blocking the view.
>>3555990BAD IDEAVERY BAD IDEASHE'S ALREADY STRONG ENOUGH TO NEARLY ACCIDENTALLY KILL SOMEONE
>>3555997What...WHAT!?Identify Surroundings.Panic.Find Mom or John to cling to.
>>3555997The monitor shows this when logged in as the screensaver:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahQWph2niuw
I like how SDF is just ignoring every suggestion and pushing forward on his own. CHOO CHOO>>3555997Type C:\dosshell
Ask mother if she knows what the terminal does.
Joan is so fucking small...... With such amazing breasts. God damn, I must fap to this delicious loli-milf mix.
>>3556032There's too many suggestions and I think this is the stopping point for now.He's done everything the consensus has wanted and something better, in the porn-dodging explosion instance.
>>3555997It was all a dream! We're back at SEC II and the computer now works!ROOOOOOOOBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!
>>3556032What the fuck are you talking about. He does the first ones to reply to his latest post. Have you not done these threads before? We once spent half a game dancing and making hats. We've done the exact opposite of what he was hoping for and attack a Sergal when SDF wanted us to make it our pet.
>>3556045This had better not been all a dream.
>>3555997Don't run the cycles, watch the videos first.
You access CUTSCE--- I mean, SECVID 001. A video, so very surprisingly, begins to play.
>>3556060And check the memo.
>>3556086SWEET IT'S FROGGERTAKE THE LEFT PATH
Get bored with the vid, punch mom in the tit.
>>3556099How about no. Grope mom in the tit.
>>3556086Keep watching because there's obviously nothing better to do.
REVERSE THE POLARITY
>>3556086I bet my virginity John is gonna come out of the sewer.
IDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGSIDENTIFY SURROUNDINGS
>>3556128Unlikely. This is likely before John was a sergal.
>>3556125I fucking love our mom.>>3556129Dude. Wait for after the cutscene.
>>3556128Where can we meet?
NO FAIRI WANT A CHAINSAW SWORD
>>3556136Chainsword and a Mad Max Sawed-off ShotgunThis is definitely Post-Apocalyptia
>>3556125Well, it seems Mommy can aim and use weapons but Joan can't! What a surprise! I think some genetics failed to mix in there somewhere.Also, in b4 "fap to video".
>>3556162Mom is older and much stronger than Joan.
>>3556169Mom is likely stronger than JOHN!But also dumber than John, so yeah.
>>3556145Behind your house, 9pm
>>3556177OH SHIT. ROBUTT. OUR DAD MADE ROBUTT TO TAKE US FROM OUR MOM. BASTARD.
>>3556177FUCKIT WAS THE ROBUTTIT WAS ALWAYS THE ROBUTTGODDAMN
>>3556182Dammit it's already 10:30pm...
>>3556191Unlikely. That would mean Dad was the engineer.
>>3556191Must have been a custody battle gone horribly wrong.
I KNEW IT WAS THE ROBUTT
>>3556194Either way, no sex for you. Sorry, bro.
THE ROBUTT IS THE EVIL ONEJOHN WAS THE GOOD ONESHIT JUST GOT CLARIFIED
>>3556205DAD AT LEAST ASSISTED. WE SAW A PHOTO OF HIM WORKING ON THE ROBUTT. ENGIE PROBABLY MADE IT NICE BUT DAD SCREWED IT UP TO KIDNAP US.>>3556206I LIKE THIS THEORY.
>>3556125damn.Her mom is awesome
Bless You Faggot.You and your Faggot-Top-Hat and your Faggot Cane.
SECVID 002 begins to play - after loading for a considerable time because the drawfag sucks.
>>3556285Aside from Mom, do any of those people look familiar to Joan?
>>3556285Who's filming Joan and her buddies?
How does this work?Joan's dad was taken away by the police for looking at minors in the first thread.
Hey look, it's the Dad from the Addams Family.What was his name, Gregori or something? Something spanish.
Dude, that was Gomez.
>>3556327The video ends.
>>3556391GOMEZ! Yeah! That was it.
>>3556396Did a punch just break reality?
>>3556415I'm sure it's happened before.
>>3556396I guess we should be thankful mommy went easy on our spine.Please read memo.
>>3556396What are the dates on the files?
You then read the memo.(Cutscene over, by the way.)
>>3556415It broke a wall at least.FALCON PUNCH has nothing on her mighty fistings.
>>3556396Well that looks familiar.
Ask Mom if she can teach us to punch people like that, than head back to SEC II and look for access codes.
>>3556489I second this:>>3556533
"Oh, I didn't know he was out of jail," Mommy says absentmindedly to herself.>>examine surroundingsYou are in a laboratory of sorts, there's all sorts of obscure machinery and computers - most of it is mysteriosly destroyed and quite recently so, as it would appear.
Is there a new thread?
>>3556582Patience, young padawang.
Uh, figure out where John is MUCKING ABOUTAsk Mom how we got here.
>>3556607Ask mommy if she's one of those warriors who doesn't open her eyes and uses sound to identify everything in her surroundings.
A.H. is the father.A. =/= JohnJOHN! YOU ARE... NOT THE FATHER!*cue John dancing*
Was Ruby on that video? Im sure she did it!
>>3556689Dun dun duuuuun!
Thread is autosaging, Link to new thread?
>>3556746You forgot to color her blue.And where is SDF? Is that it for today?
SPEEED UPPPP FAAAAAAAAAGGGG
New thread: >>3556794