You're a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and your morning is finally looking up. So far you've nearly been blown up by a crash-landing droneship loaded with twenty THOUSAND pounds of high explosive, then nearly been killed by its bugfuck-insane pilot, THEN nearly killed by a presumed Soviet assassin. But now the Greasy Gatslinger's found something to do that doesn't involve shooting you in the goddamn nads, your girlfriend's got the would-be murderer on ice and about to answer some questions for a change, and you're about to give an adorable girl chocolate. Your mastery of male-female repartee starts with “Hey baby, I'm a fighter pilot” and ends with “I guess they call you WASPs for the sti-NOT THE FACE!” After that, its all down to expensive gifts purchased with danger pay. The power of chocolate is storied in song and legend, so armed with M&Ms, you fear no woman, traumatized Witch or otherwise. Sometimes it seems that you take two steps back for every drunken crawl forward, like your personal life is a microcosm of the whole goddamn war. But not today. No, today you've gone a good four, even five hours without someone kicking in a door and loudly declaring a crisis that involves you in some fashion. Its the island, you decide. So many witches have perpetrated their lunacy in those ancient halls over the centuries that the very bedrock itself radiates stupidity. Something clinks against your slung Thompson, prompting you to look down. Snagged on the tip by its lanyard is a standard-issue green flashlight, the kind clipped to the life vest that languishes behind your pilot's seat, dusty and forlorn. You haven't seen it since you liberated the whistle (the damned useless thing.) The muzzle of the gun must've snagged it. You pocket the device and stroll on, whistling a happy tune.
>>35513080Eventually you reach the Quonset hut that houses the reclusive Sanyan. There's no sign or markings outside, but it stands near a row of huts designated as temporary barracks – just crash-pads for pilots staging out of the little airstrip for a week, or pilots who crash-landed or were forced down by weather. You knock loudly, wondering if Sanya's managed to seduce another barracks of men with her adorable charms, or if you'll be greeted by a suspicious WAC with her maternal instincts in overdrive. Instead, the door simply swings open to reveal a dark, smokey void within. The scent of incense and cigarette smoke overwhelm you. No greeting is issued – the door just hangs there on silent, oiled hinges in silent invitation. >I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.>HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO? SAAAAAAAANYAAAAAA!? 'ELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?>other?
>>35513102>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
>>35513102"Minya has the guy with the grenade, Luccini has the bulldozer, and I have chocolate. You can come out now."
>>35513130Minna. Pardon my no-brain-ness. And don't ask me to spell the Itialian's name.
>>35513102>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.chew the cigar make a face and walk forward with eyes of steel and chocolate in hand
>>35513102>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
>>35513102>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.Sweep n clear, team
>>35513102>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.Well now this is disturbing.
>>35513080>Yoshika's face when
>>35513102>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.also no need for new threads until we hit page10.
>>35513129>So tired of catchpa god dammit.Planefag you cheapass bastard, what's your email address so I can buy you a pass
>>35513102[X] BREACH AND CLEAR
>>35513102>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.>We have to rape whistle.I like this omen....
Anybody archived the previous thread yet?>>35513220pic related
>>35513208>giving moot money.You're trigger me.
>>35513226>We have to rape whistle.>mfw
>>35513291Don't knock it till you try it. I can't tell you how nice it is to tell the catchpa to fuck off.
>>35513102Reposting because the other thread was dwindling to dead anyways.Arwen-chan is the classiest and lewdest Stroke-Witch.She may or may not show up in a thread
>>35513403You do nice work.
>>35513092<3>HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO? SAAAAAAAANYAAAAAA!? 'ELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>35513390Typing numbers isnt hard.And moot a sjw
>>35513102>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.As my friend Ryoma always says...
>>35513403Who is that?
>>35513490Arwen-chan.Also known as Inquis. Maximum slut.
>>35513540DA. WITH THE BLOWJOB HANDLEBARS.
>>35513553She's not the only witch with those.
>>35513463In after panzer.
>>35513553planefag/InquisShipping time? Shipping time.
We need Sanya x Young lewds. Where are they, comrades?
>>35513638but the only way to ship Arwen is with everyone.
>>35513665We had them awhile ago. They were pretty dark.
>>35513665LITTLE SISTER IS NOT FOR LEWDSAs hilarious as Katya retroactively becoming youngspawn would be>>35513672it was yandere with a side of cannibalism right?
You snort. You've seen better acts in cornfield mazes back home, especially when old man Bronson was playing the chainsaw murderer, because by the time the older kids got their turn 'round 10PM he was three sheets to the wind and none too careful about how he swung that old chainsaw around when playing the part. Especially the time he finally fell on it and Robin had to patch him up. Blood everywhere; you were convinced Robin had finally snapped and ripped his heart out with her bare hands. It was fucking *awesome.*Into the darkness you stride, rolling your cigar around in your mouth, and nearly trip over a duck. “WAUK!” you and the duck exclaim as one as the mallard bolts for the cover of the surrounding darkness. The windows seem to have been covered with oilpaper, rendering the interior a dark, gloomy affair. “The fuck is this?” you demand of the duck. It waaaks at you from underneath an old sofa nearby and stays put. “Dis be da home away from home, no?” a sultry, sexy voice croons from the darkness ahead. Behind you the door latch clacks quietly, and you're plunged into the fragrant gloom. “He da one?” a male voice asks from behind you. “Da same,” the sexy voice replies. “He's strong in da art. Ah 'kin feel 'im from 'ere, I can.”
>>35513666>Inb4 Wyvern gains sentience and starts seducing Fronk
>>35513672You gonna post a link or not?
>>35513403>>35513490>>35513505>>35513540>>35513553>>35513638Why must you torment me so?
>>35513699“... Sanya?” you ask the darkness. “H-here,” a tentative voice calls. As your eyes adjust to the gloom, you can make out the rest of the sofa the duck is hiding under. Sanya's white hair stands out first; the bulky dark form of your flight jacket still draped around her shoulders. “You made some new friends, didn't you Sanya?” you say dryly. Sanya's reply is interrupted by a squeak of suprise. A shadowy form next to her on the couch leans over the back, and you hear the small “dunk” of a hand whapping a head. “Doan go rubbin dat on da poor girl, ya halfwit,” the sexy voice says with irritation. “Does she look like a black'un to you?” “The ears and tail are,” a sullen female replies. “You shoudn' be mixin dat mess up dis early anyhoo. What's witchoo?” “I jes-”“You jes nuthin. Git, now.” >I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people. >RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.
>>35513638Sorry, planefag is already taken.I wonder how Ian feels about this
>>35513699>Dat talkinDis be Bridgette's predecessor oui?
>>35513720>>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.
>>35513720>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
>>35513720>>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
>>35513720>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.
>>35513720>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.Subtly has never been our strong point
>>35513724>IanSean. Sean was the one who shacked up with Mio.Sean was also the only one of the three to take his witch's last name instead of vice-versa. Makes you wonder a bit.
>>35513720>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.HOW ABOUT NO
>>35513720>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!Toss the chocolate to Sanya.
>>35513696>>35513672The cannibalism was pretty dark, yeah. But I think something new might be nice.
>>35513720>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.What the hell are these bayou witches doing in England?
>>35513720>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.Let's not get drunk at the drop of a hat.
>>35513720>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.On a side note, let's offer Sanya the M&Ms.
>>35513720>"Well, I'm sure you are all wonderful people, but we have vital business we have to get to." ABSCOND WITH THE SANYA
>>35513720>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.
>>35513699Robin is a heal witch? Or was this normal patching?
>>35513743sounds 'bout right.>>35513720>>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.
>>35513720>Drink>Offer Sanya Drink>Offer new friends Drink>Drink
>>35513720>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.I thought we punched this lady over the horizon. Didn't we?
>>35513806Pic related>>35513720Dammit, it's Baron Semedi's concubines all over again
>>35513720>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.
>>35513763She had higher social standing in Japan than he did, so it was proper for him to do so.
>>35513790Oh, hey, yeah, flashlight. Let's do that!
>>35513763>Makes you wonder a bit.>"I am going to fuck you until it's rape."Makes sense to me
>>35513836What was Sean's actual surname again?
>>35513801Robin is a pyro witch, so I assume mundane first aid.
>>35513720>>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
>>35513867Might be both for all we know.
>>35513854>>35513858There! Thanks Man.>This sword style has been passed down the Sakamoto-Roarke Family for generations!
>>35513720>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.>>35513867She cauterized the wound, of course.
>>35513897Chibi-tanks you say?
>>35513849>>35513854>>35513858Sean Roarke. According to Patton, Sean's gnome powers are a trait inherent to the Gaels (or something probably the or something here), and that he could SENSE when the Martians were fixing to hit the castle, which was why he was up.He knew something was wrong, he just didn't know what. The skin in between his shoulder blades itched. The hair on the back of his neck stood up. He could almost SMELL the enemy. So he went to his leader, US, and then we all proceeded to REK MARTIAN CUNTS.
>>35513896No, he didn't know Robin was a witch until she surprised him.
>>35513858>>35513854Wait, what does Sean look like? I've got a weird theory.
>>35513895>generations. yeah, like, two. The shit Kenji knows was taught to him direct by his grandfolks, who cooked it up.
>>35513925Sean was Radar right?>>35513932Waah, Ghost killed the joke! I kid
>>35513925The term he used was outrider, yeah?>>35513932Impressive. Kenjiquest when?
>>35513982Sean is our radar operator, yeah.
>>35513982>>35513986Radar and outrider, yeah.I want to see how the Gaels used it in medieval warfare.
>>35513986>KenjiquestA MANLY PICNIC. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels.
>>35514002"Hey everybody wake up there are faggots trying to kill us about"
>>35513986>Kenjiquest>all that happens is that he fixes up strikers and then tries to get Merlin alone in vain
>>35513997>>35514002I do hope all the crazy stuff he saw as outrider didn't riddle his brain when he got older.
>>35514017>mfw I am literally having whiskey and pretzels at this very momentGET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>>35513932>russians attack>kenji defends Merlin with crazy gnome sword skillsWhen, ghost? WHEN!?
>>35514031>It's just two threads of tech porn- thread one is lovingly-written striker work, thread two is obscenely descriptive sword formsI'd read it
>>35514051Ahahahawafagraghjyl>>35514063Kenji learns new sword technique from Castlevania Alucard
Calling it for AHAHAHA NERVOUS LAUGHTER DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING with a side of GIVE ME MY COSSACK BACK PLEASE KTHX.WRITAN!
>>35514063Well considering Kenji didn't come with the Squadron when we went to Western Poland, not anytime soon?
>>35514063>Implying Kenji isn't really-wait. haha, spoilers
>>35514084>thread one is lovingly-written striker work, thread two is obscenely descriptive sword formsThat's basically the tech equivalent of "Dragonriders of Texas" man!
>>35514103God dammit, Ghost. 89 needs more fightan characters who wear pants!
>>35514163>>35514103>>35514103>>35514163Inb4 Kenji is actually Ryu Hayabusa
>>35514163Yes. Yes it does.
Meanwhile in Beijing...
>>35514350PATRIOTS BEST HAND-EGG FIGHT ME NERDS!
Planefag, ya messed up the tags for the thread. Again.
>>35514330>Red's sword style vs the Sakamoto-Roarke style>One night only at the Korakuen Hall>>35514381Image related
“Well,” you say, looking around the gloomy room. The couch Sanya's sitting on is across what looks like a sizeable room; at least half of the Quonset hut has been commandeered by... whoever the fuck these people are. “Okay. Please don't rub anything on the little Cossack, thanks.” “Ahh, he jealous?” the man behind you chuckles. “Erry'body wans rub dat little'un, y'know? Dem ears.”“Dat tail,” the sultry woman croons. “Dat ass-OW!” the young voice lurking behind the sofa exclaims. You advance through the room, carefully picking your way over the many ornate rugs laid across the rough plank flooring. You nearly jump out of your skin when a curtain of fine, clear-glass beads brushes your face. “Ah, doan be worryin 'bout da décor, hon,” Miss Sultry giggles. “It ain' goan bite'cha.” You put your foot down on something thick, roundish, and wiggly. It whips around, the narrow arrow-head of a BIG fucking snake bolting right for your gonads. “He will, tho.” You snatch the snake more adroitly than a Marine aviator and fling it away with some difficulty – the python's BIG, and muscular. You hear it hissing wickedly in the dark recesses of the hut, nursing its umbrage... and biding its time. “C'mere, honey,” Miss Sultry keeps crooning. “Come on closer. Let maman get a lookit'cha.” These people are starting to freak you the fuck out. You come from a whitebread town in BoringVille USA, where the most ethnic experience available was the hairy greek baker that used to get into an argument every morning with the town's local eye-talian immigrant. They got into a fight once and nobody could tell the difference until one of the wild gesticulations actually connected with a jaw. This eye-of-newt bullshit is decidedly foreign.
>>35514412“Uh, are you-”“Witches, hon,” the voice croons back. “Jes like yo' redheaded sweetie, eh?” So much for Minna's assertions that Witches didn't have spooky murder-dungeons where they brewed potions to chemically castrate males with magical potential. You swallow, rolling your unlit cigar around your mouth a little faster, and keep advancing. “Oh, mind da circles, hon.” You look down at the floor. To your right, you spot a wide circle traced on the floor with some sort of powdery substance, strange signs and symbols within. You look up at the dark silhouette of Miss Sultry, her fine features just barely visible now from the dim illumination of a candy-glass lamp shrouded by a silk handkerchief. >Sure, I'll mind the circles.>Bitch, FUCK your circles.
>>35514412Flashlight. Then shoot the snake.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIRLEY DEMEI SWEAR TO GOD
> shirley hasn't had a line since thread 68> a third of the quest has gone by since thenWhy do you hate Chuck Yeager, planefag?
>>35514399underscores don't matter, the search engine treats them as empty spaces.>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles.
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles.Don't mess with their voodoo shit.
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles.I would just like to get my little sister back without starting any more trouble
>>35514434> "Sure, got a light?"
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles.Do not fuck with witchy magic. We don't wanna become a witch.
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles.
>>35514434>>Bitch, FUCK your circles.Ah shit, they're summoning Komachi
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circles
>>35514434>Sure, I'll mind the circlesThey are probably magic and let's not mess with that any more than we have already.
>>35514412>BIG fucking snake bolting right for your gonads.>pythonPythons are constrictors.
>Bitch, FUCK your circles."I don't care how funny your accent is. I came for the Sanyan, and I'm leaving with the Sanyan."Captcha: rdaking WilliamYes, we are da king.
>>35514434>>Sure, I'll mind the circles.
>Bitch, FUCK your circles>Shine your flashlight right in her face
>>35514434>>Sure, I'll mind the circles.But give us our Sanya, this place is too weird.
>>35514434I'LL MIND THOSE CIRCLES, ALL RIGHT.
>>35514434Burn the building down in a fit of insanity.
>>35514505They can and will bite and/or punch you with their nose. It's wicked.
>>35514443>>35514457Guess we just kinda forgot about her.Once you get past DEM TITS, she's not a very interesting character.
>>35514434"Hang on. Didn't I punch you in the face?"
>>35514434>Deploy the damn flashlight
>>35514539No! Not yet. First we shoot the snake, break the circles and punch someone.
>>35514457>>35514443Calm down, gentlemen. Surely the Yeager-meister is biding her time with her bro, fixing up new aircraft hardware and shit back at Barin.
>>35514566You take that back. Shirley is great!
>>35514587Don't let her collude with Tesla.Tesla was still alive, right? Fuck, it's been forever.
>>35514460No actually it doesn't, search 'Strike Witches' as a tag on suptg and the last thread doesn't pop up.
>>35514623They're gonna develop these!
>>35514658that's because the person that archived it is a dumb shit and used underscores instead of spaces.
>>35514685And that's what I said originally.Right here >>35514399
>>35514651Wait, so he's dead?
>>35514708My point stands.
>>35514658>>35514685i meant from search side.try Strike_Witches, and all of them show up, including ones without the underscore.
>>35514604Fine, but her dynamic with Young isn't very interesting. She's too mature to be an imouto, too laid back to prank effectively, and doesn't have any major emotional issues for us to fix. What're we supposed to do with her?
>>35514725Complain about siblings?
>>35514725Make flimsy excuses or contrive situations that require us to grab her tits?
>>35514725I think Young and Shirley would have more of a dynamic post-war as test pilots.
>>35514725Be kickass pilots, duh.Also, this thread is gettin' real Princess and the Frog.
>>35514725Have sex? Dem tittays.
>>35514725>What're we supposed to do with her?Her tits?
>>35514761Nyet! We haven't seen the alligator yet!
>>35514754If we weren't dating Minna, she'd probably say yes if asked.
>>35514791Nigger, we have moved past dating. We're in the "When are we going to pop the question" phase and "Talking about moving in" phase.
>>35514805How long have we actually known her? A month.
>>35514791And then Chuck would try to kill us or we'd see him in the same room as Robin and get paranoid as shit and break into his room and shoot his pencil sharpener or whatever it is that we do.Good times.
>>35514805It's been 2 years IRL, not in SWQ-verse.It's been like a week there.
>>35514805We've only been in a relationship with her for few days, though a shitload of stuff has happened.
>>35514805We already HAVE moved in. The same Castle/fort at least. Unless you meant room.
>>35514844BUT WHAT ABOUT CHUCKWE NEED TO BRO IT UP WITH CHUCK AND TROLL BADER
>>35514839I don't know what you're trying to imply, but a month full of battle, crazy shenanigans, almost dying, her healing us with EMOTIONAL MAGIC OOH SPARKLY BULLSHIT, a fucking Medal of Honor awarded while we're under her command, and the probably numerous times we've boned say you are wrong.
>>35514850>mfwHow I miss you Keine-sensei.
>>35514881Keine a shit. Youmu a great.Did the wizard ever actually save Youmu?
>>35514880Popping the question after a month is why your parents never loved you, anon.
>>35514880And they've been loving fuckbirds for less that a week.
>>35514896Unfortunately I wouldn't know.I have yet to follow AWiY, or even archive-binge on it.
>>35514839>>35514852My grandfather was a fighter pilot. He proposed to my grandma after one date, after having known her for a grand total of 3 days. And before you ask, she said yes right then and there, they moving in together a month later, and stayed married for 50+ years afterwords.
>>35514566That's a load of bullshit as this quest had people going for mInna just because she had tsundere vibes. Shirley didn't get much of a chance to shine.>>35514725Have fun, prank together, joint bounce (and not just her tits)when I'm reminded like this, It pisses me off that Shirley got overlooked.
>>35514921's good shit. Go read it.Keine is literally Minna. Or I guess Minna is literally Keine.
>>35514948>yfw Keine Moved out of Gensokyo, joined the Reds, flew a Nosferatu and took on Fronk, confounding Merlin from last SWQ89 thread
>>35514929And such cases are a relative rarity.Seen the correlation in the divorce statistics with "we got hitched megafast" lately?
>>35514941Shirley doesn't date pilots.
>>35514725Sit on beach chairs, drinking beers, watching Robin and Zucchini run around being crazy.
>>35514929Yes and? Just because it work with your grandparents doesn't mean it works with everyone.
>>35514929Is your grandfather Robin Olds?
>>35514929Good for them. Most of the time that sort of thing ends in messy divorce. Or a dead spouse.
Planefag! PLANEFAG!!!The thread's gone Sanae-level insane!
>>35515016At least we don't have luchadores.Yet.
>>35514896>Keine a shitThis says otherwise>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/743177?pool_id=1625
>>35514973Most of those statistics stem from more recently, don't they? >>35514974>my /u/-boat is pure!
>>35515048And on that note, I'll bailing out of this thread to pass out. Night people.
>>35515016GODDAMMIT IT TERUYO YOU AND YOUR SHIT STORMS. EVERY FUCKING STORY MATE. DON'T TURN THIS INTO THEATER OF YOUTH
>>35515048Everytime I see the lucha-remi pic I remember Tag Dream.
>>35514973>>35514984Just saying, it's not as impossible a concept as you might think. Especially for old school fighter pilots.>>35515004No.>>35515006My grandma's family was SO pissed about the whole. They made my grandparents "date" for a year before letting the get hitched.
>>35515016Planefag is kill
>>35515048Just wait. Planefag is writing up the luchadore hallucination right now.
Fuck your circles? Are we still on that, I don't remember...
>>35514972IIRC it was the Fullbacks that were giving her trouble, which makes sense since they were flying so close that radar just showed four bandits instead of 12.
Look! A distraction!
>>35515106I remember reading a line about>It's like she wants me to forget she was thereThough I might have mixed them between the witches, the Vampyrs, or the Cherno Alphas.
>>35515085Well shit. the man's one of my great personal heroes, I was about to be excited as shit.
>>35514948Nope, Keine wasn't a tsundere, but the general post tsun dynamic is very much the same.>>35514896Nope Wizard was too busy burning down the SDM. He might have doomed her instead.>>35515055Kota please.
>>35515135Yeah, that was about the Fullbacks.>They're too low and I'm having to work to keep them on the radar. It's like it wants to forget they're there. I don't think AMRAAMS could track that low, and if I tried to guide them, I'd lose the radar picture.
Still writing, these next updates are kinda long sorry
>>35515120planefags asleep, post cupcakes
>>35515169We understand boss.>>35515168Anyway, you heard it here first when I say the pilot is Post-AWiY Keine
>>35515169You wouldn't be advancing the PLOT, would you young man?
>>35515159No Kota here, friend. Only an Anon.
>>35515197get your Nazi out of here.
>>35515203Nope. not even remotely close- I don't know anything about 2hus except Meiling is my buddy's favorite so we got him a hugpillow as a gag gift.
>>35515207No he's advancing the plot, since there is voodoo witches involved.
>>35515227She is clearly superior to Minna.
>>35515225Maybe if Young got out of the Nazi.
>>35515238>dakimakura MeilingBelieve me when I say, Ghost-chief, that you keep quite a crazy company huehue
>>35515238I was gonna ask this in the next strikers thread but fuck it. Did Stalin's daughter still defect to the US or with Stalin being alive that changed?
>>35515245Ah, right, /a/ uses all-caps PLOT as a euphemism. Go back and read my post is the voice of a stern mother.
>>35515085indeed, really for any WW2 serviceman it was pretty normal.Grandfather was a marine, knew grandmother for all of two months, took weekend leave time to get hitched right before getting deployed to Iwo Jima 2nd wave. died last year still married to her.
>>35515265>>35515120>>35515197Suddenly I'm reminded of that anon from yesterday's PJ thread who theorized about Cupcake being related to Powers
>>35515271Kruppi is a Nazi because her IRL counterpart got booted for supporting the Nazis, idk about Wilcke
>>35515265>>35515197>>35515225Best Solution: We fuck the Nazi out of Cupcake. We win and she wins.
>>35515331...I'm okay with this.
>>35515265Minna has a better butt. I rest my case.
>>35515245>Voodoo witchesSuddenly I'm reminded of Pirates from some south American ocean for some reason...>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr24gvKMyFY
>>35515308I think I need to catch up on PJs...
>>35515364Yes she does.
>>35515380>catch up on PJsYou NEED moar LAIKA in your life anon.
>>35515364>>35515388>focusing on butts>not entire package
>>35515331right till that pregnancy test comes back positive. >>35515284Stalin's daughter defected after the death of Brajesh Singh, which caused a massive internal and international uproar. Joe was *not* pleased, but didn't take any overt action against her. As of 89, she's become a British citizen, though occasionally there are moves made by Joe to get her to come home.
>>35515364Minna a shit
>>35515450If we go off of that there's only one true winner.
Why all these arguments about best witch?Clearly, the winner is Marisa
>>35515450Ya gotta have a firm foundation or everything else comes on down.>>35515454Thank you Ghost, thought about that question months ago but just remember it.
>>35515486The stupidly large boob pics are awful.
>>35515454And how is that a bad thing?
>>35515454I'm surprised Joe cared that much for her, considering he tossed his own son into jail and left him to rot in there.
>>35515521You have shit taste.
>>35515537Ol Joe confirmed for lolicon
>>35515521Now that's a good Shirley.
>>35515478I'm having flashbacks to the great Minnafag/Trudefag wars. The thing I've seen....
>>35515546Get rekt, panzerThere's a point where big boobs are just deformed and weird looking.
>>35515546Cry some more.
>>35515521Realistically proportioned Shirley is realistically proportioned
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1676895?tags=parent%3A1676895 Trude/Shirley confirmed for best.
>>35515572SWQ is what happens when the bad guy wins.Poor Trude, struck down in her prime...
>>35515537a lot of it was the international fallout inherent in your daughter (who has asylum in the US and later becomes a naturalized citizen) Suddenly ending up dead. Every finger's gonna point at you, and at the time he was pretty big into the whole "nations of the world must work togther to secure humanity's future against whatever lurks out there" thing. these days, well. the rumor says his mind's too far gone to remember.
>>35515573B-but I like breasts of all sizes, especially on american witches...
>>35515584Oddly enough, I was just checking that image pool the other day.Too bad it was all a dream.
>>35515581It helps that the artist is better at general things. Maru's mainly good at boobs alone if anything.
>>35515622Don't call me Shirley!
>>35515596Where the heck is the repository for these kinds of images?
>>35515537He didn't give two shits about Yakov who died in a German POW camp after the Krauts offered him for Field Marshal Paulus. As for Vasily I'm not sure but Vasily was imprisoned after Stalin died. Pretty sure most accounts say Stalin adored his daughter. Again all of that is probably different with the Martians invading and him being alive and as for his sons it could have been mentioned before I have forgotten it.
>>35515636>We're goin deep, and we're goin hard!>Surely you can't be serious>I'm serious, and DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY
>>35515639I don't know I just collect them as I find them
>>35515592Best girl won. Deal with it.
>>35515667>Young and Shirley having sex
>>35515684Don't make me come over there.
>>35515676I actually like the dog tags one. Fatal hit to the guts, that one.>>35515689You know whatta do Fapfic anon
>>35515721you mean this one?
>>35515689A thing of beauty. And a thing to fap to.Make it so.
>>35515639Ask /b/. I see a lot of them floating around there.
>>35515734Yep. Makes you wanna show it to some douchebag who keeps wearing his shirt with a damn tag from Tommy Hilfiger or something.>You collect tags? Damn son, I do too.
>>35515719Come at me bro
Shirley is great, even when she has to share the picture with Zucchini.
I'm running out of Cupcake.
>>35515752And they said Marunotta draws her tits too big.
“Uh huh,” you say carefully, stepping around the chalk lines. Part of you really, really wants to scoff at this eeenie-meenie-jelly-beanie-the-spooks-are-about-to-speak bullshit, but then you remember that you're here to retrieve a little Russian girl with ears and a tail who uses magic to fly around with magical-powered plane-legs in order to fight Martians. Actual green Martins, from the planet fucking MARS.So. You walk around the circles. “Oh doan worry 'bout dose, hon,” she tut-tuts. “Dose're just some summoning circles, we done wit dose. Just don't step in da ones wit numbers'n such.” “Eh?” A “dink!” sound comes as your boot bumps something on the floor. Looking down, you see an empty milk bottle rolling away over a circle that does indeed seem to have numbers and notations written within it. More milk bottles are placed around the exterior at even intervals. A pale, white hand wearing an expensive jacket cuff emerges from the shadows and carefully replaces the bottle. “Don't disturb my circles,” a cold voice warns from nearby. “Yah,” Miss Sultry says dourly. “He's da weird one in heah. You get past 'im, you safe, hon.” You finally traverse the shadowed asylum and find yourself standing before the sultry-speaking woman. She pats the sofa next to her, inviting you to sit. Sanya leans against you, looking a little relieved before you've finished sinking into the ample cushions. “So. Who ARE you people?” you ask grumpily, crossing your arms. “You kin call me Maman Laroux,” the woman says sweetly. “Dun worry if yeah muss up pronouncing, nobody gits it right nohow.” She reclines against the arm of the sofa, the better to look you up and down. In the darkness you can't hep but notice her rather impressive curves, barely hidden by some elaborate black-lace nightie. Long, bare, brown thighs shift as she rubs her legs together, settling into her new pose. “An you, hon. I already know 'bout you.”
>>35515676that one's not so bad- that captain is a simulated casualty, IIRC, on one of the many pre-deployment training bases.but that's just what I've heard, I don't know the actual truth.
>>35515736Well balanced vs Bunker busters>>35515752>>35515846DD Cups of Justice!>>35515825Maybe but the Gonzo artist didn't screw up everythign else.
>>35515822We can just these kinds of pics for her.
>>35515837“You still have that crow's guts laying around? I didn't get to the crossword before Minna threw mine out,” you retort. This whole thing is starting to lose its novelty, fast. An angry sound comes from near the door, but Maman just holds her hand up in a halting gesture. “Easy, now. He's new.” She smiles at you. “Yah, Maman knew all 'bout you. I kin feel yah. Y've got the Way about 'cha.” “Oh, really,” you growl as Sanya snuggles closer to you, her hands grabbing your arm. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?” She smiles at you, and rubs one small, bare foot against your shin. The motion feels alarmingly pleasant, until you get annoyed again. “We ain' like other witches, boy. We do thangs our own way, eh?” She twirls one strand of long, dark hair around a finger, giving you a smoldering look from beneath lowered lashes. “You da one whats good wit da gears, the thangs dat go clicky-clacky, dose clever tings dat light up da dark places.” Don't say it. Don't say it goddammit don't say-“You da gnome, hon.” You sigh, pinch the bridge of your nose, and count to ten. Twice. She just smirks at you, her eyes full of sex. “But dere's more to yah den dat, hon. Much more. You got dem frien's, ay?” “The fuck?” you snap, your voice getting a little jittery as that shapely brown foot works its way up and over your knee, then slides up your forearm, the toes massaging your skin.
>>35515858I hope to God that's the case.
>>35515858yeah it was a simulation. But it makes people who are new to them freak the fuck out.
>>35515837>“Don't disturb my circles,”I was waiting for that line!
>>35515868“Dem crew,” she says with a smirk. “Da one what latches like a 'gatah, always hits his mahk. He's got dah truth eyes; he 'kin see da way erry thang gonna go before it go, if yah catch mah meanin?” “I'm catching a hatful of huuuf,” you shudder as both her feet land in your lap. She stretches out luxuriously, the motion coincidentally rubbing her heels against your crotch and what the HELL is in that incense are the walls moving or-“Aaahn da watchman,” she sighs. “Dat man, he seem slow and talk dumber, but only 'cuz he seein thangs ain't nobody got words tah describe, eh? He smells the thangs that slip 'round in the dark. He sees the in-between places.” “Wow,” your voice grinds out. “Why don't you whistle up your Swamp Thing and ask him to write that down in the Black Book of shit I already fucking know?” “Ay?” she queries, shifting her long, toned legs just~so, and you shut up before you make an undignified sound. “But how come dey's come to you, jes like you come to Maman? How come you 'ain't a lone wolf, cruisin through da bayou with a knife 'n a pistol, lekkin fer yah own prey? Like dat frien' o yours, dat Bloon-bustan fellah?” “That's a really really strong word to use for our relationship,” you say, frowning. “Ah, goan dodge de quesshun, no?” She smiles at you, hot enough to ignite uncovered fabrics. “You more dan a gnome, 'oney. You're like Maman. You got a... a heart, dat beats for more dan one soul. You reach out to dose 'round you, you gathah them up-”“Lady,” you snap, “I know this greasy little ball-busting bitch of a wop who'd LOVE to set you straight on that-” “Dis little'un grabbin yer arm,” she croons with a smile. “How many does she make?” “Fighter pilot!” you cry, throwing your free hand in the air. “I can't help it, its like rubbing a balloon on your head and rolling it under the couch, you know!?”
>>35515893“It ain' like dat,” she grins. “An yah know it. Its summat special, no? How elsewise do yah bump into me during mah little summons, just now?” You squint at her. “You mean that-” “Ah, yah charged outta da dark an' wollop me wun upside dah head,” she says with a frown. “An den yah use little Petey as a whip. Almost gave Maman a heart attack, ay?” “What the hell were you even trying to do?” “We was sniffin fah more 'o dem Mahtian bots, yanno,” she croons. “Dah radio witches, like your little kitten dere, dey ain't found none, but we was suspicious. Mebbie dem Greenies got more'n one way tah scale a catfish-”“That was unnecessary,” the younger voice from behind the sofa complains. “-we got us a kitten right *heah,*” Maman points out in annoyance. “Anywho. Decided to come at it our way, y'know? Through dem in-between places, slipping in wit da soul, da way we do. And we bumped into you.” “And the cow,” the young voice opines wryly. “Don't forget the cow.”“Dat was a mistake 'an yah know it,” Maman grumps, rubbing her heels against your crotch as she shifts to get comfortable again, forcing you to grind your jaw a little tighter. “Jes some witch wat had cows on de mind, yah get funny thangs sometime. An' we a long ways from home, ain' used to da new soil, mind.” “Well that's a fascinating story,” you growl. “But I've got places to go-” you go to rise, but Maman presses you into the cushions by pressing her heels to your crotch, which has achieved hitherto-unknown levels of sensitivity by now. “Easy, hon,” she says. “Easy. I jes sayin, you got da potential to be moah. A king, we call 'em. Like Maman, but wit da beahd. We cajun covens, we doan frown on ouah man-folk, ay? We show you some respec, we show you a good time.” “Nah,” you say dismissively. “Sorry, one head-on psychic collision does not a Voodoo King make.”
>>35515915One long, lovely brown leg rises, her smooth, warm instep rubbing against your cheek and turning your head to face her. From this angle, you're pretty sure she's not wearing anything underneath that nightie. “Oh? You're halfway dere already, hon. Don'cha carry summat witchoo, a charm dat nevah work, but you keep with ya anyhow?” You clutch at your pocket before you can stop yourself, rubbing the faint outline of the rape whistle. “Mmmm,” she whispers. “Didja give yah special one summat 'o yers, summat dat came from an old worker in dah art o' yers, tah keep wit her, tho it do nuthin much?” The watch. The watch you got from Conrad. For Minna. She slides down the arm of the sofa, her legs slipping over your lap. Sanya shivers a little as a brown foot finds her small thigh. Her other leg bends at the knee, her sole coming to rest lightly against your crotch where she keeps rubbing. You've got a very good idea just how firm her bare ass its, because its pressed against your leg now, flexing slightly as she squirms and twists on the sofa, looking down over her flat belly at you. “You collect thangs from others? Thangs you don't need? Yah feel strongah when yah tie a bit 'o cloth 'round yer head all funny, or wear a pair 'o glasses? Charms by any otha name, hon. Fetishes. God knows you've got some.” You try to swallow, but your mouth has gone dry. Maman is still playing with her hair, her eyes almost closed now. “Yah got the potential, mahn. Yah should come see Maman, sometime. Ah 'kin show yah some things, no? Ahn maybe yah little kitten, dere – I got a feelin' she might wan something new dese days, too-”
>>35515888The history nerd in me smiled a little.
>>35515837>You kin call me Maman LarouxFreakin called it. Can I have a cookie?
>>35515937So that's why Young's magic is so fucking more explicit than a Gnome's should be!
>>35515937>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.Ohoho!
She sure knows a lot about us.[SPOILER]BUT NOT THE BOUNCE[/SPOILER]
>>35515937UNHAND US FOUL SORCERER
>>35515937>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.
>>35515937>Yah feel strongah when yah tie a bit 'o cloth 'round yer head all funny, or wear a pair 'o glasses? Charms by any otha name, hon. Fetishes. God knows you've got some.”And Frank has his gloves.
>>35515937>Don'cha carry summat witchoo, a charm dat nevah work, but you keep with ya anyhow?”>You clutch at your pocket before you can stop yourself, rubbing the faint outline of the rape whistle.>The rape whistle is a magic charmI am fucking rolling right now.
>>35515937>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.I have several. Step on my wiener some more.
>>35516064Gives new meaning to the phrase "they're after me lucky charms!"
>>35515937>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.” snorted my drink, god alcohol stings in nasal passages.
>>35515937>Inb4 Bridgette is a Youngspawn
>>35516055And there is a bayou coven witch that tends to be near him too. Hum.
This is sexual assault. Blow the rape whistle charm. Minna will come save us!
>>35516137It was literally just stated to be a magical charm.
>>35516055And those lady's favours he received from his harem candidates.
Minna must be trying to figure out what the fuck we are doing right about now if she has her magic going.
>>35516088>>35516031>>35516064oh christ, my sides are on fire.
>>35516169C'mon man I was kidding. Don't be so harsh on the poor comedian.
>>35516169MISSING THE JOKE
>>35516182My sides just dropped.
>>35516169"A charm dat nevah work"
>>35516170>haremPls go, haremfag
>>35516244pls go, fagfag
>>35516137I dunno. The "Does nothing" thing is a bit suspect. I mean, we know it's a rape whistle.We just don't know if it's against, or for.
>>35516256That's quite a point to consider, actually.>>35516255>PLOT HUEHUE
>>35516256>yfw it makes women more sexually aggressive
>>35516301Quick editor-fag is quick
>>35516255Oh lawd GoastDELICIOUS BROWN CAJUNWITCHWHO IN MY HEAD LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM DELICIOUS BROWN SHIPSLUTS.WAT DO
>>35516315>>35516256Shit. The rape whistle is actually a MATING CALL!
>>35516303 yep. barring unforeseen catastrophe- we are supposed to get some pretty gnarly late season storms tomorrow, but the forecast in that regard is anything but reliable.>>35516298Just sayin, ya know, Young could have sewn a lot of wild seeds, as the saying goes.
>>35516255Time to do the Cupcake thing again so we can change the future. I hope Minna doesn't kill us.
>>35516175I can see Minna threatening to stab these girls in the cunt if they try to throw themselves at us.
>>35516341sown.He sowed his seeds.Not stitched them up with a needle and thread.
>>35516341Or, as they say around here,>Young really, REALLY gets around
>>35516341>Just sayin, ya know, Young could have sewn a lot of wild seeds, as the saying goes.Brigitte, Powers, Katya all confirmed for youngspawn.
>>35516353That's not what I mean, all she knows is we went to get Sanya and now we are aroused.
>>35516337>terribly misnamed magical items.>Rape Whistle>Induces lust and lowers inhibitions for all from the opposite gender that hear it.
>>35516351This is also where Katya's mom comes from.
>>35516369>Brigitte, Powers and Katya are Youngspawn>They all returned to Barin along with Kitty to do a sacred Young-Wilcke ritual
>>35516369Powers isn't important enough to be youngspawn, pls get out Airlift-kun
>>35516377Rape Whistle confirmed for APHRODISIAC
>>35516394Laika's gonna do air recon. I half expect Powers to show up to be her senpai.
>>35516322>brown girlsIt may be time to open previously closed discussion.
>>35516420You expect wrong.
>>35516394>implying I want my favorite mixed in with Ghost's favorite
>>35516376She's going to murder us, isn't she?We have already impregnated her, and our existence is no longer required for the sanctity of the timeline. Youngspawn will be a fatherless child.
>>35516377Rape whistle, as in, causes all witches in range to come and try to rape the wielder.Also, the way that last sentence ended: [X] BREACH AND CLEAR time? Bunker down,boys.
>>35516420Again, I hope she doesn't teach her about her "hobbies" ahem ahem
>>35516438Wrong conclusion. Post-Mars War, Young signed up for the test pilot program, and brought his crazy package along for the ride.
>>35516476>implying Young dies when he is killed
>>35515846Goddamn unf those big stonkin American tittays
>>35516341So does that mean the Italian witch we faced is also Young spawn?
>>35516535>So does that mean the Italian witch we faced is also Young spawn?Heh, that explains so much now.
>>35516535>Young's children and mothers of his children dominate European and American militaries and politics for generations after the Martian WarI'm okay with this.
>>35516535Gabriella?that'd depend entirely on Young being way, way deep into loli. so I rather doubt it.
>>35516554It's like how most of European royalty immediately pre-WW1 was related to Queen Victoria.Most of the important witch covens are dominated by the spawn of the most magical P-61
>>35516574So I guess Katya is not young spawn, unless Young accidentally pulls a Hikaru Genji
>>35516583>the most magical P-61I knew this image would come in handy.
>>35516535Naw, she's Shirley's and Zucchini's granddaughter.
>>35516605That was actually the OP of the very first SWQ.
>>35516535Are you suggesting that Zucchini really was attempting to defend Italian virility, and shooting people in the testicles is just how she flirts?
>>35516605That should be named>DADDY TAKES THE GIRLS FOR A RIDE.jpg
>>35516605Oh god that takes me back.
>>35516606anon, girls can't love girls!
>>35516476>Fucking a witch at high altitude, while testing a SR-71CAN WE DO THIS I WANT TO DO THIS
>BAYOU WITCHESAw yiss. Whatsa matta Kernel Saunders? Shiken?>>35514725>What're we supposed to do with Shirley?Set her up with Trude?
>>35516628Something wrong with heresy?
>>35516628O RLY?>>35516612>>35516620>>35516624Nostalgia train comin through, choo-choo
Maman Laroux blinks as your flashlight beam hits her full in the face, revealing the white paper of a pixie stick dangling from her mouth. She swiftly poohs it out as she frowns at you. “What'cha doin-”“Should've known,” you say, your ire rising a hell of a lot faster than your boner. “New Orleans has two kinds of houses, and this one's for the entirely wrong kind of cat. Come on, Sanya, we're leaving.” You rise swiftly, Sanya being drawn along by her death-grip on your arm. There's a nasty curse from the darkness ahead, so you simply shine your flashlight forward, revealing the room's layout in stark white light. The man near the door pauses halfway to you, blinking against the sudden glare. “Nice necklace,” you comment dourly as you eyeball the silver crucifix around the young man's neck. He snarls and bolts across the room at you, so you just snap the light off and sidestep. He pauses almost within arms reach, quite blinded.
>>35516624forgot your pic bro
>>35516615It seems par for the course in most cases especially for witches
>>35516637You just justified Powers' status as Youngspawn
>>35516664That... I was going to argue, but the more I think about it...
>>35516660“Marco!” you cry helpfully.“Bastard!” he snarls as he swipes out for you blindly. You sidestep easily, having kept one eye closed when you turned on the light to preserve your darkness-adapted vision – second habit for a regular night-time flyer. “Dog humping hufffl!” “Noooo,” you drawl as his eyes cross to stare at the muzzle of the submachine gun you just shoved in his mouth. “You're supposed to say “Polo!” “Dat's enough!” Maman stands up, her long, glossy black hair streaming behind her. You've got to admit, even with the flashlight taking away all the mystery (she's wearing very thin, tan-colored pantyhose and very carefully holding the hem of her nightie down with both hands, spoiling her dramatic pose a bit,) Miss Laroux is nice to look at. “Ahn, mebbie I come on too strong, I admit, but yah think yah getting outta heah intact iffin yah do sumthin loco?” “I've got a full magazine and a combat-tested witch with me, so yeah, I really think I am,” you say, your ire still hot after that comment about Sanya. Nobody talks lewd about the Sanyan. Fucking nobody. She's got enough issues on that front as-is. In the darkness you hear shifting, shuffling sounds. You pan around with the flashlight, keeping the poor fellow pinned on the muzzle of your gun, and quickly realize that there's more than few people in here with you, and more filtering in from a back room. From the way they're dressed, there's at least a few other Witches of varying ages – and from what Maman said, you can't be too sure of the men, either. Somewhere rather close, you hear the sinister hissing of the pissed-off python, who's crept within striking distance during your conversation. If a snake could sound pissed off, this one does.
>>35516690>>35516664>>35516615Lucchini confirmed for Yandere.>>35516637Dammit man that wasn't what I meant by CRAZY PACKAGE!
>>35516704“Ah know ya thinkin yah invincible,” Maman says sourly, bending over a little to milk a few more inches out of her nightie's hem. “But even a King gotta be polite in someone else's court, eh?” “Sure, you're gonna murder us both. That'll go over well. Nobody'll miss us. You can just dump us in the peat bogs oh wait they drained them all and built fucking awful airstrips on them, welcome to fucking England.” Maman frowns more. “Doan go getting smart wit me, boyo. Ah' put the evil eye an yah.” A collective gasp is taken by the room at large – except for the guy in front of you, who's moving as little as possible, his eyes still focused on your trigger finger. “Oh yeah?” you say quietly. “You fuck with me, honey, I'll put a curse on YOU.” “Oh, hon?” Maman asks. “What's da white man, town-grown, city-coddled goan do? Goan whistle up yah tinker toys, goan put da curse o' da broke coo-coo clock on us? Oh mebbie dem widdle toy tanks dat can't swim ovah a wee crik, much less opan a doah on dey own?” “No,” you say. “The curse... of the white man from town!”
>>35516704>“Noooo,” you drawl as his eyes cross to stare at the muzzle of the submachine gun you just shoved in his mouth. “You're supposed to say “Polo!”
>>35516721Fuck you that's what I interpreted it as and that's what I'm sticking with. I demand we bone Minna (or Shirley) in a test jet. It's so in character it hurts.
>>35516726Oh fuck, Conrad is coming.
>>35516726Everyone in the room sniggers with barbed mirth. Even the snake's hissing seems to chuckle at you as it slides closer. “You got nuthin,” Maman says, a blush of embarrassment rising rich enough to be visible on her dusky skin, even in the shadows. It occurs to you that your abrupt rejection hurt her, and her miscalculation of you embarrassed her even more – but in front of her people, she can't give any ground. Especially not now. Fortunately, you don't give a single rusty fuck. “Yeah, I got nothin,” you admit easily. The room sniggers anew, another smug hiss joining them. There's a blur of motion near your feet – and the python's attack is suddenly halted, its nose being quashed into the floor with a faintly audible “thud!" by some invisible, but very, very tangible force.“Now my friend, here,” you say softly. “From da in-between places. He might have sumthin,” you drawl in mockery of Maman's lingo. “An' ah dun be thinkin yah goanna like it one bit.” Another hiss fills the air, cold and silken-smooth, slicing through heartstrings like a sibilant stiletto.And this one sure as hell isn't coming from the snake.
>>35516704>If a snake could sound pissed off, this one does.Hissed off?
>>35516726>THE CURSESummon our trusty steed, HELLCOW!!Yes I know he's back at Barin. I don't care.
Young certainly got himself into a odd spot... how did it even develop on Baron.I'm surprised no one posted this
>>35516726>“No,” you say. “The curse... of the white man from town!”Smallpox?
>>35516756>And this one sure as hell isn't coming from the snake.
>>35516756>And this one sure as hell isn't coming from the snake.HELLCOW!
>>35516756>Another hiss fills the air, cold and silken-smooth, slicing through heartstrings like a sibilant stiletto.>And this one sure as hell isn't coming from the snake.HIISSSS FROM MARS, MOFO!!!
>hellcowoh planefag, you do it like no one else
>>35516756How many hellcow reaction pics can we get?
>>35516810Too bad Ian or Sean ain't around
Scene stealing bovine approaches
Did we seriously not punch the chick for saying the 'g' word?
It's been so long, I can barely even remember. What exactly IS hellcow? Something Martian, right?
I SUMMON YOU HELL COW!
>>35516872Some Martian... robot-assimilator-thingamajig.
>>35516865We preemptively punched her, I'm sure it counts.
>>35516872Martian sentry bot/infiltratorIt's ours now
>>35516865It's impolite to smack ladies
>>35516893>>35516883Did, uh. Did we ever actually confirm that?Because apparently it can do voodoo things. I'm reasonably sure we'd have noticed if Martians could do that.
That's a good place to wrap up this thread! STRIKE WITCHES will resume soon, and the OP will be the glorious moment when Hell Cow is made manifest upon this tainted earth.SEE YOU ALL VERY, VERY SOON.
>>35516756Pilot Young Calls for Aid!AND HELLCOW SHALL ANSWER!
>>35516923GOD WILLS IT!
>>35516906It's also impolite to stick your feet in someones crotch.
>>35516872>>35516883>>35516893Actually, I don't think that he is martian. Remember that No'op did not recognize anything about it.
>>35516922How soon?Also, thanks for running.
>>35516938Noop is a killystick champion drafted into an interplanetary war. You think he gets briefings from Martian Intelligence?
>>35516955fapfics when friend
>>35516922How soon fap angel?
>>35516922>Another cliffhangerThanks for this one Boss. We await the arrival of Hellcow in all his bovine fury.>>35516938>>35516915What is he then? Psyched-up local french cow?
I wonder how much of the hissing laughter was Hellcow.All of it was.
>>35516915It does have active camo abilities, and it did have some bonding time with the Kawaii squad, which includes the talented radio witch standing right next to you.I did consider putting that up for a vote - have Sanya save you with the commandeered chibitanks, or something else, but... there was only one way this thread was gonna end.Only one exit strategy. SOMETHING SIBILANT THIS WAY COMES
YAY, I can actually sleep at a sane hour! No offence Merc but goddamn.Also HEY PLANEFAG, do papal witches wear pants?
>>35516938Noop is just a grunt. He probably didn't get briefed on a lot of the shit mars high command cooked up.
Ruskies, Cajuns, and Hellcow, oh my.This was a good run.
>>35516922Thanks for runningalso, holy fuck 2 threads at 370+ replies.>>35516974time for HE WHO HISSES BEHIND THE WALL.
>>35516922I'll be watching and waiting for next time you glorious motherfucker.
>>35516922At last, I am free to rest. Good night, all you weary faggots, and may a choir of fap angels something something sleep.Fuck it, I don't know.
>>35516974Thanks so much for writing!
>>35516955At the rate things are going? Probably on one of my worknights. Friday or Saturday-ish. >>35516977Remember Maid Quest? Kept me up till 4AM so many school nights. Goddamn. And then I became that which I'd suffered. Trying to change that, yeah. also papal witches wat
>>35516974>SOMETHING SIBILANT THIS WAY COMESThe only possible reaction.
>>35517025>Remember Maid Quest? Kept me up till 4AM so many school nights.BROTHER
>>35517025>And then I became that which I'd suffered.And how many other quests did you spawn?You have an infectious disease.
ITS HELLCOW TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
>>35517001Fap Angel is a machine I say!>>35516974Is Hell Cow going to bust though the wall, Kool-Aid man style?
>>35517025>>35517040Maid quest wasn't too bad, Lord quest on the other hand sucked my life dry with lack of sleep, fucking 2 am start time.Aussie QMs are the worst.
>>35517025That's the way HLQ and this quest were for me>fuck sleep, time for questan
>>35517031The aya reaction images are just the best fucking thing on earth.Also someone competent archive the thread pleasealso let the guy who runs the archive know I apologize for being a fucking retard who cannot into archiving right
>>35517068Speaking of archiving, I think the archive is of the wrong number.
>>35517068the tags dont need _ is alland someone already did.
>>35517068Will archive, standby.
>>35517061>Lord questOH GOD MY NOSTALGIA HURTSLord Quest was Glorious
>>35517053>Is Hell Cow going to bust though the wall, Kool-Aid man style?This hissing is coming from inside the Quonset!
>>35516756Yeeeesssss. Oh hellcow, we've missed you.
>>35517053>Is Hell Cow going to bust though the wall, Kool-Aid man style?"Remember, short, controlled bursts." "Nine meters. Seven. Six!" "THAT CAN'T BE THAT'S INSIDE THE ROOM!"
>>35517068>Planefag confirmed for aya-keine threesome
>>35517086no it is right number, this was thread 100 if you count each thread separate.
>>35517025>papal witches watI think you remarked a looooong ass time ago that the pope must be a gnome. And of course the church is going to have witches. Never really remembered it until I came across that pic.
>>35517113Ah I see. Thanks for pointing out.I like to keep an offline copy of the threads so I tend to triple-check the ordering first.
Holy shit planefag is back? It's been years. What happened?
>>35517133Planefag went on a spirit quest.
>>35517127>And of course the church is going to have witches>Da Vinci Code Witches>>35517133Someone must've completed the summoning ritual.Eitherway, keep an eye on his Twitter for updates:Twitter.com/planefag
>>35517133GhostDiv found his house and made him continue.
>>35517159>The witches in employ of the Church help keep demons at bay, from ravaging the Earth and all we hold dearI AM OKAY WITH THIS
>>35517109Even better! .....Um, those witches bound something inside those circles did they? hell cow just might break them free accidentally.
>>35517146>>35517113>mfw 100 threadsAn accomplishment that must drive us to work harder comrades.
>>35517173Oh God, HELLSING DIVISION witches?!
>>35517133>pic related>>35517159>Someone must've completed the summoning ritual.https://archive.moe/tg/thread/34959220/
>>35517159>>35517173Oh dear, I guess magic means that HOLY SMITAN WITCH PALADINS PRAISE THE SUN is totally a thing then.
>>35517175Within the circles lurks the most batfuck insane person within a hundred miles of Barin. Consider that for a moment. For a long, long moment.
>>35517192>Dat archiveThis, this is just gold.
Did they fucking kidnap Tesla?
>>35517207So what, it's got Tesla inside?
>>35517207Correction: the SECOND most batfuck insane person within a hundred miles of Barin. Now lets fucking do this.
>>35517207That's really something when you consider the crowd at Barin
>>35517207>>35517222>>35517226>Tesla kidnapped>Implying he will not willingly submit himself to VOODOO SHENANIGANS FOR SCIENCEDat Miko though, pic related
>>35517207PADDY MAYNE?Working their foul perversions of his true Catholic faith, the cajun witches will bind him to their will, but his love for HEIDI REMAINS PURE and he will break free and visit upon them all the not inconsiderable wrath he possesses.
>>35517207It'd be pretty funny if Young gets knocked out again and begins SPIRIT BATTORU to see who can out insanity the other.Still, I think HELLCOW has got this covered.
>>35517256>SPIRIT BATTORU>Young Enters the Spirit Realm, gaining +10 to graze, +20 to speed and +100 to not giving a fuck>All the Maman's spellcards are invincible timeout cards, Young shoots her down anyways
>>35517192>that archiveo god muh sides
>>35517256Praise the Hellcow. Are we gonna see any N'oop any time soon?Also I'm now looking through the archives and holy fuck I was a fucking obnoxious faggot when I was 16. Apologies.
>>35517303>"But-but my timeout cards!">"I CONTROL THE CLOCKS BITCH, COO COO MOTHERCLUCKERS"Thread ends with Sean, Ian, Paddy and the chibitanks attempting to chase a Young high off his tits on bayou shrooms and capture him in a net.
>>35517342I'm pretty sure most of us were obnoxious faggots when we were 16.
>>35517380>Young high off his tits on bayou shroomsJust don't let Marisa have a whiff of those shrooms. You can't imagine the kind of Master Spark she can throw with them.
>>35517409more shrooms for bigger booms.
>>35517380>Touhou 15: Young is Off his Meds>Yukari gaps Hotel Ghostrider into Gensokyo>Young and co must deathbomb their way through the SDM, Eientei, Chireiden and Makai to get home>Final Boss: Seija>Extra Boss: Mima>Phantasm Boss: Fronk
>>35517342Better than being an obnoxious faggot now.Holy shit, is everyone else here teenagers?
>>35517439>I'm not sure I'm getting the picture you're trying to paint here Ben. Are we talking booms the likes of... SOLG?
>>35517445kek It'd be the other way around.
>>35517458Early 30s. But you're right. All teenagers are obnoxious faggots. It is a universal constant. It's just good that you don't necessary have to remain one.
>>35517499Some don't outgrow that though...>>35517478That's no Moon!>>35517480>the other way aroundOh no! Yukari gapped gensokyo into the Martian War!
>>35517516I mean Young'd be Frank's Phantasm boss.
>>35517516That's why I said you don't NECESSARILY have to remain one.
>>35517542And I've just noticed I typed "necessary" there. Derp.
>>35517540>Phantasm Stage>I see you have made it past all my cohorts Navy boy!>For pete's sake Mr. Young, get off your high-horse!>Navy Faggot says what?! That's it kid, have a taste of the BOUNCE LORD
>>35517566It's Lt. Young, isn't it?
>>35517584Oh sorry, I was using his post-war persona there.
>>35517607Ah. Wouldn't that be Überlüftenführer Young, Father of Witches, then?
So, do I need to know anything about 2hus to dive into AWiY?I can't fucking understand that whole universe
>>35517653>ÜberlüftenführerTitle's not returning anything on google mate. Might need to brush it up a bit>Father of WitchesHeh.HEHEHEH
>>35517690I went into it blind and love it. I would recommend looking up the characters at the very least
>>35517690Not necessarily. You learn about the universe from AWiY, in a way.
>>35517690No prior experience needed. However having a named picture of each of the characters on hand is handy for remembering who everyone is and what they look like. I'm up to thread 18 and I struggle a little with similar names.
>>35517694Pretty sure it's supposed to be 'flight overlord' or something like that.
What's the Ritual for getting him to resume AWiY?
>>35517777Beat all the games without getting hit?
>>35517790That's merely the first test. The second is to send him a body pillow (again)I sort of lost track after that and the roughly 40 steps involving doing something before Panzer.
>>355177771CC Imperishable night using Malice Cannon and nothing else?
>>35517827build a pillow fort out of dakis in which to conduct the ritual
>>35517875A Wizard is You. Young/Wizard goes to Strike Witch Land/Gensokyo and causes chaos while meeting witches/touhous and tapping Minna/Keine.
>>35518010It's like playing mad libs!
Well, shit, looks like I missed my chance again. Thread’s sinking too fast for me to finish my snippet before auto-prune.>mfwNext thread when?
Well, I admit I never believed. I was so sad when I finished my archive binge and found no closure, no end to satiate my storylust.And now here we are. Let's finish this. The old fans and the new. Together.
>>35518235Follow the twitter. Questan wave of the future!>>35518261welcome to the wild ride
>>35518261>And now here we are. Let's finish this. The old fans and the new. Together.United in pantsless struggle
>>35518340I still say they need pants.
>>35518441Meh, to each his own boss.
>>35518441I have an old pic for this!
>>35518441We got them all pants and aviators. Yoshika and Lynette really took to them. Not really anybody else though.
>>35518571>Not really anybody else though.You're forgetting when Minna took our pants and aviators, and went on a bouncing rampage.
>>35518785Those were stolen from us. We got her her own damn pair and she never wore them.
>>35518848Duh. Ours were imbued with the gnome
>>35517690Very much no. I didn't know jack shit when I started writing it, and the lead character doesn't know jack shit either, so he reacts to them all like he's just met them - because he has. the lead character is basically a /tg/ neckbeard himself, its all brilliantly meta
>>35518888Carnival Phantasm style AWiY & SWQ crossover quest when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbaM-URygs
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