You walk down the road, dust blowing into your now flowing hair, some kids run past chasing a ball, a dog runs past with some kind of bone snarling. You smile as you see what you're looking for, a bar, you think.Worn down, dirty, and a smell of deathh around it, reminds you of Mr Hida, or the vampire for that matter. You push away these thoughts and move to open the door. Feeling less hot air rushed over you as you walk in. It's filled with men who look like they could eat you alive, or drink with Mrfraust. They stare at the small teenager who invaded their presence, some playing with knifes as they look at you as you sit down on a stool on the bar."On water please" you say looking around "On second thought, nothing, don't want to die". the bar looks at you, he looks older than the headmaster."this is no place for someone your age" he says."How do you know" you say "I could be a really late bloomer"/"girl, please, this isn't a game" he says sadlywhat do you say here to kill dan the man got any orange juice are you sure, I'm having so much fun write in
>>35398922>shot of vodka>I'm here to ask about dan the man.
>>35398922part 1 >>35397844
>>35398922In reply to the "friends had six", yeah and dart had 7 and grenades 8, the whole count was wrong, but it doesn't really make a difference anymore.
>>35398922Order a bloody mary, heh, and ask about Dan
>>35398922> are you sure, I'm having so much fun>I'm looking for my uncle Dan, recently found out I stilol got some family left, and heard he is here in the regionSame from last thread.
>>35398922>>35398970And lets sound a bit more serious and businesslike about it.
>>35399044Yeah, I don't think acting like a kid is going to help us.
>>35399125GM! We voted to ASK about Dan.Not to tell the whole bar we wanted to kill him!
>>35399134Fuck, ok I fucked up again
rewriting post, who's all here
"One bloody mary" You say handing him a hundred dollars. the man shakes his head sadly as he cleans his glass, taking the money and handing you a red drink with a bit of celery stuck in You munch on the celery."So what can you tell me about dan hart?" you ask"he's a bad man" the bartender says"Any idea where he is?" you ask"Savanah" he replies"where, so I know where to stay away" you say smiling widly"East, but a girl shouldn't go out there, especially one your age" He says "beasties of all kinds, hell you shouldn't be here"."thanks for the help" You say Sipping on the.....oh god it's horrible. You spit it out, causing the bar to burst out laughing as the bartender cleans himself off"Sorry" you say as you stumble outside. OH god it's so hot out here, who thought this place was a good idea to exist?What do you do head east look around look for more info
>>35399245> head east
>>35399245>[x] look for more infoShe should've gotten her drink to-go.
Can't wait for someone to suggest using the katana Lalya didn't bring again
>>35399245>>35399249Looks like we are left to coordinate this clusterfuck.God, who thinks its a good idea to go againsta entire camp of armed man without someone covering our back, just because of >no uh you're not the boss of me>>35399245 look for more info
>>35399245>"thanks for the help" You say Sipping on the.....oh god it's horrible. You spit it out, causing the bar to burst out laughing as the bartender cleans himself offWe're going to need more practice drinking, I see.
>>35399245I'd say wait until it gets darker and then head east, so it's easier to sneak up.
>>35399245[x] Go to a nearby store.I want to buy mace, some bottles, and a can of gasoline.Lets make at least a dozen molotovs.
They will have gasoline at the camp, we can't carry that many bottles around.
>>35399294Two dozen, and we'll need handkerchiefs too.
>>35399294I doubt they have Mace around here.
>>35399307How are we going to carry two dozen bottles across the Savannah ?
>>35399305Look, the gasoline at camp is gasoline we intend to blow up for big booms. I don't want to sneak all the way over there to help ourselves to it.>>35399308Pretty sure they do. You'd be surprised how popular basic self-defense items are in dangerous places.>>35399318Fine, one dozen, we can carry that much easy.
>>35399324I'd say we could carry half a dozen easily. besides, they likely have gasoline at the camp.
>>35399245Get mace and make a dozen molotovs.
>>35399337A dozen molotovs isn't so heavy.Stop trying to screw us out of incendiary devices when we have a camp to burn.
You look around for info, but realize most people don't speak english, or have accents so thick you can't understand without a translator. But you find one guy who is understandable."So you looking for dan?" he asks blowing cigar smoke in your face "Why's a little tart like you looking for him"."Oh you know, danger, excitement, stuff like that" You say "seeing the world, want to meet an african warlord""You're a strange one" He says "I can get ya as close as I can ta him, need a bit of dosh though"."How much" You ask "cause I have a lot of it""Two hundred" He says blowing smoke in your face "Whada ya say girly?"well? yes no syringe
>>35399355[x] yesAnd lets get molotovs. If someone is bringing us there then carrying it isn't a problem.
>>35399324>Fine, one dozen, we can carry that much easy.We can't carry a dozen bottles eihter, just imagine that for a second, we have one backpack, we need to sneak with it, and there is already shit in it, two bottles is already the maximum of it.And we still need to track across the savannah and sneak with that weight on our back.>>35399348A dozen molotws is a) a lot of bottles to stow away somewhere, and we already have a lot of shit in our backpack, its B) the frikkin savannah, so there is a good chance it blows up from the heat, and c) its pretty rikkin heavy for sneaking into a camp. >>35399355> syringe
>>35399355dozen molotovs & go.>>35399379>And we still need to track across the savannah and sneak with that weight on our back.>I can get ya as close as I can ta himWe're fine, anon.
>>35399355Press him for more details.We know where the camp is, can he get us inside?
>>35399405Do you not see the trap in front of you? This is obviously a set up.
>>35399379Guys, just ignore this moron. He wants to go on a pyro mission without pyro gear.
>>35399405>We're fine, anonNo we'Re not, one shifty guy saying one thing isn't a solution to our problems, and even if he does get us there, we still need to get into the camp, in which case even half a dozen bottles in our backpack are going to be a burden.
>>35399426Except for the part were I said we had space for maybe two bottles and could make the rest at the camp with their gasoline, are you retarded or something?
>>35399355>>35399376this>>35399432>goes on a mission to burn stuff>doesn't want to get burning stuff:-/
>>35399448>Except for the part were I said we had space for maybe two bottles Yeah, that's what you say. And I don't give two shits what you have to say. You're not the GM. Stop inventing restrictions.>could make the rest at the camp with their gasoline, are you retarded or something?A) you don't know thatB) I want to blow that up.
>>35399426We aren't using those molotws to burn down the camp, we use their own gasoline for that, don't be so stupid.>>35399450Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn, and we can easily make the burning stuff at their shitty camp, where they will have gasoline we don't need to carry it across the savannah, we can make the pyros stuff once we have everything else done.Christ you people are retarded.
>>35399463LOOK I SAID WE ONLY HAVE SPACE FOR TWO BOTTLES.THAT MEANS WE ONLY HAVE SPACE FOR TWO BOTTLES.ARE YOU STUPID, ANON?!
>>35399480Don't pretend to be me, anon its just silly. I was obviously making a reference to how I explicitly was not against bringing pre-amde cocktails, just against a whole fucking dozen.
>>35399463It is more than likely they have gasoline at the camp, for many reasons. They very likely have cars there, and they need gasoline for them. And if they have electricity they have to have a generator, which is more than likely gas-powered.
>>35399467>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burnA basic molotov is literally nothing more than a soaked rag in a bottle of gasoline.
>>35399498That was exactly what I was saying, yes, your point being?
I have a good laugh about how people rave about >need to get muh pyro stuffBut don't think of getting a actual incendiary better than a lighter first.
>>35399510>>>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burn>>A basic molotov is literally nothing more than a soaked rag in a bottle of gasoline.>That was exactly what I was saying.
>>35399531We already have a lighter. It was on the grocery list.
>>35399541Are you trying to say a rag soaked in gasoline can burn on its own? Because otherwise I have no idea what you are getting at?They kept talking about them as the stuff to burn things down with, and I pointed out how the molotow itself won't do that, we still need a proper incendiary.
"Fine" you say resisting the urge to kill this asshole as you hand him the money. He laughs and motions you to follow him. You do so, and he leads you to a rusty and broken down jeep with empty bottles strewn about and a can a gasoline in the back, and an idea forms in your head as you leap into the back and begin to work on your masterpieceThree Molotovs gainedSleeves lostHe doesn't notice your tinkering as he drives off into the savanah.Soon, the sun is falling."Ok get out" he says"But there's nothing here" you shout as he drags you out of the back"Keep heading east" He says getting back in the car "oh and watch out, some mean beasties out here, ahahahaha". he's on your list.You're alone and it's still fucking hot out hereWhat do you do keep walking  dart meet asshole 1d20 run after him
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35399550>better than a lighter>We have a ligherNo fucking shit! But a lighter isn't exactly a reliable incendiary.>>35399561Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE; WHAT RETARDS ACTUALLY VOTED FOR GIVING HIM THE SHITTY MONEY??> dart meet asshole 1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35399561>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20
>>35399561>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20I guess we're taking his jeep and our money.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35399561>[x] dart meet asshole 1d20>retartl persevereYes captcha, they really do.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35399600Forgot to roll.
>>35399559>Are you trying to say a rag soaked in gasoline can burn on its own?Since it has a flash point of NEGATIVE FORTY DEGREES CELSIUS, let me think about it...YES. YOU FUCKING MORON.
>>35399652Yes, of course. Thats why they are being used. because they randomly burn up on their own without incendirary. That makes complete sense and doesn't at all show how you are completly retarded and don't know what you are talking about.
You pull out the dart gun and aim, pull the trigger and*pffft*The jeep stops and so does its driver. walking up and tossing the spasming man out of it, taking your money as he hits the ground, blood flowing from his orifices as you try and learn how to try the car, Running over the man as you turn it around. the sky turns dark, and you eventually see smoke in the distant.*crrnnnrrrrrk*and the jeep dies."Dammit" you shout hitting the wheel as you get out, looks like the fun begins nowwhat do you do? sneak up on the camp distraction Try and fix the jeep 1d20 write in
>>35399681>I am immune to facts as long as I have my own daydreaming logic.Here, Canadian government's website on occupational safety and hazards:http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/chemicals/flammable/flam.htmlIt says:>Gasoline, with a flashpoint of -40°C (-40°F), is a flammable liquid.
>>35399703> distractionSet the jeep on fire.
>>35399681>I don't know what flash point means or how molotovs work, but I am going to keep talking about incendiaries.Get out.
>>35399706I'm not sure that's a government website, but the rest is right.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35399706You, you can not actually be this stupid to not know what a flash point is.A flash point is the temperature in which something CAN be ignited, it still needs IT STILL NEEDS SOMETHING INGTING IT!>>35399703> Try and fix the jeep 1d20
>>35399681Flash point means what temperature a substance will create fire.
>>35399759Just stop talking you fool. You stopped making sense long ago and changing around what you're saying doesn't make you look any smarter.
>>35399780No, it means at which point it vaporizes to form a gas that can ignite.Nothing automatically ignites on its own when reaching its flash point.>>35399791The point from the start was that you need something to ignite the cocktail with, and you started claiming it fucking burns on its own. I at no point changed what this was about.
>>35399815We already established that we have a lighter a long time ago, moron. That's good enough.
>>35399791>Molotows don't burn on their own, you still need something to make them burnThat was my original point, please show me how its flash point has anything to do with it NOT BURNING ON ITS OWN: Unless you claim that gasoline automatically ignites when reaching its flash point. Which would only show you have no fucking idea what a flash point is.
Cripes how much longer are you guys going to argue about this shit.We already have molotovs now. Move on.
Can we just get back to figuring out a plan to get in? The molotov situation has been dealt with.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35399703>[x] Try and fix the jeep 1d20I say we fix the jeep so we can drive it into the camp for the big explosion at the end.
>>35399703> sneak up on the camp
>>35399703[x] sneak up on the campSneaking up might be best. I'm all for fixing the jeep but I don't want to go in guns blazing. We don't have armor.
>>35399846seriously guys, it's getting annoying
>>35399857How badly do you want to become a vampire?Serious question because I see us using that injection if we do something that dangerous. They're gonna look for us and try to shoot us.
>>35399703>[X] sneak up on the campWe're geared to go stealthy, so lets do it stealthy.
>>35399880Its always like this in quests around this time.>>35399888I didn't mean we drive the jeep in, personally. Once we killed the guy, we send the jeep with our friendly guide and a stick of ttn into the gasoline we prepared.
>>35399888And to answer the question, I'm strongly against becoming a vampire. Unless we really really need to. But I'd rather not.
>>35399907You mean we just keep the gas pedal down with a weight?I guess we can do that but it still puts the whole place on red alert for us. I want to snipe some people first and we can still blow stuff up with TNT the normal way.
>>35399926It is supposed to be for the blowing up at the end, not our intro. I just think its better to repair it with the sun still out, then do it at night.
>>35399926>I want to snipe some people firstWe don't have anything to snipe with though.Our gun only had 4 darts or so. Which is why we should have brought Maria
>>35399936>the sky turns dark, and you eventually see smoke in the distant.>*crrnnnrrrrrk*I think it's a little late for that.
You try and fix the jeep, but quickly realize you have no tools, or now how cars work. Kicking the hunk of junk one last time, it makes a nasty mechanical grinding noise and begins spitting out smoke.You decide to try to sneak up to the camp instead, and begin slowly making your way towards the camp, crawling on your stomach, seeing all sorts of things rustling in the grass,, and bugs alot of bugs as well. And dirt, lots of dirt. And rocks, which hurt to crawl on it turns outeventually you end up at the edge of camp and see that this going to be excitingso many armed men, a fire. car, barrels, and easily torched tents.You smile widely as you think what to dowhat do you do grenade, get this party started right (1d20 to not get shot, danger danger try and sneak in 1d20 [danger] dart gun the man closest to the edge 1d20 [danger danger] HELLO pretend to be a lost girl
>>35399959Wait we could still sneak in after we drive up?:-(We should have fixed the jeep.GM you need to be clearer about these things
>>35399952I took that as meaning it becomes evening, not completly dark, but if it is night, then yeah, it would be to late.>>35399959None of these, keep sneaking around and look fo the most guarded looking tent our building.
>>35399985you can't fix the jeep, Layla has no tools or knowledge. you would have had to roll higher than a 15 to fix it
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35399959> try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]>>35399988This
>>35399959>[x] pretend to be a lost girlPrepare our DMSO tranquilizer and butyl rubber gloves.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35399959> try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35399959>[x] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35399959 try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
>>35399959>[x] try and sneak in 1d20
>>35399959>[x] try and sneak in 1d20 [danger]
You find a shadowy corner and creep up to it. Peeking out of the darkness you can see all that goes on inside the camp, they seem to be eating dinner and are laughing and having a good time, you can see Dan Hart himself, dressed like a douchebag pretending to be a British explorer Telling a story or maybe a joke, but he's surrounded by men, has a rifle hanging off his chest. You grind your teeth as you ponder what you're going to do. A man comes up and pisses on a tent ten feet away, singing drunkenly and swaying from side to side.What do you do Fuck it, grenade sneak in deep 1d20 get the man's attention kill the man via dart
>>35400095>[x] Fuck it, grenade
>>35400095> kill the man via dart
>>35400156Oh shit we back?
>>35400175Oh thank god
You pull out the dark gun aim and pull the trigger.*pfrrr*the man grabs his neck, stumbles around for a few minutes, before falling face first on the ground a horrible stench raising from his fresh corpse. You grab his shoulders and drag him into the shadows, before anyone notices the deed. Looking around you can see an opening to get to a better vantage pointwhat do you do run over there 1d20 sneak 1d20 grenade write in
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35400218> sneak 1d20
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35400218> sneak 1d20It's better than running.
You crouch down and slowly make your way through the shadows, going ignored by the armed thugs acting like jackasses and eating out of cans laughing about nothing. There less people around you now, but you can see a lot more of the camp from here.there's a building with two men guarding ita larger tent with the faint outline of a jeep in it, several jeeps in factYou can also see a small ten that assume is some kind of outhousewhat do you do throw a grenade in one of the tents 1d20 sneak into one of the tend 1d20  try and lure someone over write in
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35400287> sneak into one of the tend 1d20
>>35400287> try and lure someone over
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35400287> sneak into one of the tend 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35400287> sneak into one of the tend 1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35400287> sneak into one of the tents 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35400308messed up on the roll
>>35400325Outhouse. Lets smear some dmso tranquilizer over the toilet seats.The next folks to take a shit there (judging by the folks eating, a bunch) will be knocked out.
>>35400340Ewww, we're not touching a toilet seat.
>>35400340Sure, lets go with that.It's stealthy and will take out a lot of people.
>>35400325Outhouse works for me. We can start a fire in the shitter and they might think someone dropped a cig in there or something
>>35400351>>35400351do you even have tranquilizer like that? I can't remember
>>35400349We'll obviously be using our very sturdy rubber gloves when we do this. So we won't be touching it directly, really.Otherwise the dmso would get us too.
>>35400095How large is the radius on this grenade ?5m/16ft ?
>>35400362it's a frag grenade
>>35400359We have a tranquilizer, and we got dimethyl sulfoxide a while ago on the grocery list. All we do is mix the two together and you have tranquilizer in dmso for your contact poison needs. Pretty straightforward and useful stuff, really.
You decide to head towards the outhouse, managing once again to not be seen by the drunken thugs, and it takes all your power of will to not vomit from the horrid stench the second you walk into the outhouseit's a sulfuric smell, yet also has a burnt twinge and a overwhelming nose burning rancid meat scentCovering your nose, you look around, thankful you can't see the state of this shitholwhat do you do Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here You are not touching that.....seat errrgh  Grenade in toilet, run write in
>>35400400> Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
>>35400400> You are not touching that.....seat errrgh>Put on gloves and start smearing dimethyl sulfoxide together with the paralyzing agent on the door handle
>>35400421it has no door, it's a tent
>>35400400> Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here> Grenade in toilet, run
>>35400429>>35400421Since it was called a out"house". A well, then> Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in here
>>35400400 dmso tranquilizer/paralyzer on the toilet seat.
Remember we still have to scalp him unless that bonus condition only applied if he was alive.
>>35400400> get our heavy duty gloves and start tranqing the shitter seats with dmsoAnyone who takes a seat in the shitter is not waking up. Anyone who tries to wipe the shitter before they sit down will be touching it anyway and also collapse.
>>35400445What's the point of this? Ideally we'll be done before anyone has time to use it.
>>35400400> Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in hereLets start bringing some movement in here
>>35400400 dmso tranq/paralyzerGood night folks. Have a nice long shit.
>>35400478The second guy who comes in will see the first guy lying on the ground. Its really no that useful.
>>35400468Guys are eating right now. They'll be taking a shit soon enough.Plus, we can take out people without anyone noticing or even being there.It's a great way to reduce our enemies.
>>35400400> Burn this horrid place down ,god it fucking smells in hereNot wasting our grenades on a shit shower.Yet.
>>35400400 dmso the shitters>>35400486People lock their toilets from the inside before they sit down to take a shit.
>>35400489Not really though, how mayn toilets are there even? If we could rag them out it would work but like this, we would get at best as many guys as there are toilets and at latest then they would know something is up.
>>35400511Its a tent. You can't lock it. I had assumed its a actual house too, but in atent its just a row of toilets. Which is weird, why the fuck are there actual toilets then .. but anyway.
>>35400520tranq itburning is nuts. we're trying to be sneaky.
>>35400535Yeah, logically it'd just be a ditch on the outskirts of camp
>>35400541People falling from their toilets paralyzed isn't exactly sneaky, while accidental fires do happen.
>>35400520+1 tranqpeople fall asleep on toilets. it happens.
>>35400548He is pretending at a bit of civilization, so maybe its like those portable toilets,in which case burning is going to be a lot of fun.>>35400554>>35400541voting is over.
>>35400549One is immediately noticable, the other is not
>>35400549By the time they find out anything is wrong (IF they find out) we'll already be in another part of the camp.
You wish you had some music, fires are better with music, slow music, dancing music, a nice roof to crush the victims, and maybe a bit of punch.you whip out your lighter, and light up the sides of the tent before rushing out and scrambling behind a nearby bush to watch it grow and feed on the fumes and tent, while humming a song you burned to a while a go.Soon shouting fills the night and men run to put out the flames, leaving nearby parts of the camp unguardsincluding the building that had to guardsyou spot Steel eye dan in the distance barking orders, and you think of how easy it would be to take him now. You could also raise paranoia, you love doing that, fear is fun to create, so funyou lick your lipswhat do you dp toss a grenade  find a new hiding place 1d20 more fire Charge dan 1d20  Write in
>>35400549There's nothing sneaky about setting a fire and making a run for it. We don't want to cause a commotion yet.
Do we really want to take these guys out bit by bit? Seems like a waste of time, we should focus on getting rid of those actually around the target.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35400593> toss a grenade> find a new hiding place 1d20
>>35400598God damn. We should've taken them out, yes.The whole camp is our enemy and we intend to burn the whole fucking place. Yes, we need to take out as many people as we can.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35400593> find a new hiding place 1d20>find out where they store their fuel
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35400593We can't scalp him with a nade. dart gun find a new hiding place
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35400593>[x] find a new hiding place 1d20Find another thing to burn
>>35400593 find a new hiding place 1d20 more fire
>>35400593high roll takes it.>>35400619this
>>35400619He's to far for the dart gun to be accurate
>>35400614Sure, we need to take them out, but not man by man. Poison their food in the commotion now.>>35400593> find a new hiding place 1d20>find their watter store, smear paralyzer on that
>>35400631Charge and dart gun, then dash into a hiding place.
>>35400641that's really suicidal
>>35400641We need to get him when he is alone, otherwise we can't scalp him.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35400593Sneak into the building
>>35400650Way to ruin a good roll. Okay.>>35400637This.
>>35400665The roll will be used no matter what we chose
>>35400630changing my vote to >>35400665
>>35400676It still ruins the roll. That's not what was rolled for.
>>35400689We only rolled for the hiding part. So thats what it will be used for anyway.
>>35400700Pretty sure dartgun is also a roll, cunt.
Your fingers dance across the dart gun, too far, he's across the camp and there is a lot of people and building between you and him. Maybe you could throw a grenade, but that would draw attention.This place has to much attention on it. So when people run off to get more water to stop it spreading from the nearby tents, You make a break for it, avoiding detection and sliding into a new shadow, behind a rock. You watch them to see the water store, other side of camp, large metal thing, tank yes the word, bright blue and off the ground. Dan is closer and seems to know something the others don't, seeing as he's looking at the empty parts of the camp rather than the populated bits, and keeping his back to a wall. so temptingWhat do you do Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20 Charge dan 1d20 Grenade distraction sneak closer write in >>35400689So charging a warlord through the camp filled with killers would take a super crit to not turn into Layla swiss cheese "Clever little warlord" You say giggling under your breath
>>35400705Apparently not. Throwing grenade isn't one either. A lot of moves don't require rolls from us.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35400710>[x] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20
>>35400710Grenade distraction, kill some of his men.>>35400713Throwing and explosives are highly proficient skills of ours, and a grenade doesn't exactly require precision to hit.
>>35400710> Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35400710> sneak closer
>>35400710Nades.>>35400751The more tents you burn the less hiding places we will have. Lets hide by killing people.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35400710>[x] Set another fire and slip past while they're distracted here 1d20
>>35400757Not sure if we want to make it so obvious someone is there, maybe throw the grenade towards the fire if still possible?>>35400710>greande distraction, as close to the fire as possible
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35400710 sneak closer
>>35400710>[x] Grenade distraction
>>35400710> sneak closerI would prefer getting him when he retires to his tent, not much chance of that if we start throwing the grenades around.
>>35400710>> Grenade distractionPreferably with the highest killcount we can get
>>35400710 granade dudes
>>35400786How many people are in this camp?
>>35400710>presents option to charge>but says fuck off to charging and shooting from a distance with a dartgunLabel your options more clearly if you're going to pull that garbage.
>>35400808This guys a bandit who has enough men to make a bid for power for the entire region,So a metric fuck load
>>35400817Hundreds? Dozens?If its hundreds we have no chance of meaningfully depleting the numbers. So we should focus on getting him alone somewhere and then figure out how to burn it down.
You kiss one of you precious grenades, before sending it flying into the path of several menA loud bang fills the air and your ears as dust is kicked back and you hear more screaming, and wet thumps[they know someones fucking with them now". You don't know how many men you killed, but at least one of them is still alive,, because you can hear his cries of pain and pleas for help untila gunshot rings out. Mercy kill? how dull.You hear some more gunshots and a bullet hits a rock next to you, causing you to jump slightly."COME ON OUT COWARD" Dan screams into the night "FACE YOUR DEATH WITH DIGNITY AND WE MAY NOT FEED YOU CORPSE TO THE DOGS, HELL THAT WOULD BE AN HONOR FOR YOU, WELL JUST USE IT AS TARGET PRACTICE".Damn, they know you're here, but you were soooo subtleWhat do you do Find new hiding place 1d20 nother grenademolotov, as far as possible 1d20 write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35400878>[x] Find new hiding place 1d20>lure him away
>>35400815I like putting in suicidal options
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35400878> Find new hiding place 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35400878> Find new hiding place 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35400878Hide.>>35400887Sometimes you label [danger danger] other times you don't. In this case you didn't even point out stuff like it's a huge distance. The presence of a charge option made it seem like he was relatively close.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35400878> Find new hiding place 1d20> nother grenade
>>35400902He was still out in the open, how was going close to him not something that would put us in danger?I understand your principle point, that he forgot to put the "danger" there, but its fairly contextually obvious that charging into the open of a camp of well armed people is dangerous.
>>35400902I said he was in the distance that tends to imply he's far away
>>35400878You need to answer this question, you know: >>35400832If we're not making dent in their forces you are being an asshole GM for not informing us until after we've wasted our nades.
>>35400911And then you say "charge" like that's a possibility when it isn't even remotely doable. You made it look like it was remotely doable which in turn implies he's not THAT far away.Stop implying and start being explicit. It prevents the confusion.
>>35400918We got at least answer enough that we probably can't kill them all, or even enough of them.So we should just lure this guy away, be done with him, and burn the place down. Our contract isn't killing all his dudes, thats just the fun part.
You make a dash for cover, ironically going unnoticed due to the gunfire meant to kill you. You actually wonder how you've not been seen yet, maybe these people are incompetent. Screaming fills the air, as well as hoots, hollers, and insults about your mother and sexual orientation. Bullshit war is not like a video game, this sounds pretty damn similar. You slide behind a tree and stand up with your back to it, dan is closer now, but he is now more alert than ever and is shouting in some language you don't understand. Still to far for a precise shot, still people between you. still itchy to just tackle him. Still hot as hell out here.you lick your lipswhat do you do new hiding spot 1d20 nother grenade (ammo tent, jeep tent, water supply, stage) 1d20 molotov 1d20  write in >>35400918You did but a sizeable dent, there's still more than enough people to kill you, if you really tried you could kill everyone here, but that is nigh impossible as Layla isn't a killing machine one girl army
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35400969 nother grenade (ammo tent, jeep tent, water supply, stage) 1d20ammo
>>35400969> nother grenade>water supply
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35400969> nother grenade water supply)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35400969> nother grenade,water supplyIf they lose the water supply they can't contain our fire later
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35400969 new hiding spot (ammo)Lets resupply a bit.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35400969>>35401001follow the crit leader, I guessLooks like we'll miss horribly and waste a nade.
>>35401024Can't be too bad, our success with auto-crit is still dependant on the respective skill, and since we are good with throwing, it shouldn't be too awful. We probably give our position away to Dan.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35400969> mother grenade>ammoThe immediate problem is the people shooting at us.
>>35401048They won't stop shooting at us for losing the ammo tent, they already got ammo with them.The ammo tent is really only a target for either plundering or for a nice explosion.
>>35401038Yeah our skill with explosives and throwing is too good for us to kill ourselves by failing a grenade throw.
Its funny seeing how Layla keeps scuffing at people being too "direct" and yet she always ends up in these direct fights because /tg/ is shit at sneaking and always needs to storm the gates.
>>35401060Hey, it all went to shit the moment those morons decided to burn the shitter.Dmso was still sneaky, but once you put the base on alert there's nowhere to go but down.
You throw the Grenade, and.....that is far to close for comfort, you kick it away frantically as you crawl away trying not to die this pathetically. You scurry behind another rock as a rain of metal descends on where you were a few seconds ago. You have no Idea how you didn't lose a limb there, but you think they know where you are now, you take a quick peek from behind the rock, and nearly get your brain emptied for your hubris. yep they know where you are now, this is going to be fun. You smile as you try and plan out your next action and come up with nothing"Nowhere to hiiiiide now" Dan shouts through a megaphone "find the bastard, I want to wear his balls around my neck". What a real charming fellow this dan is, you wouldn't invite him over for tea and cake , not at all, he wouldn't even use a coaster you bet, the fiendWhat do you do Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger] throw a grenade or molotov at the gunfire 1d20 [danger danger] Shout back at dan [danger danger danger] write in
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35401083> throw a grenade or molotov at the gunfire 1d20 [danger danger]We're out of nades now, lets molotov the bastards.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35401083> Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35401072I think it went down when we threw the grenade, we could have still waited for all to settle down after the burning.And while I doubt the sense of the dmso shitter idea, it wouldn't have given us away as much, admittely.Seriously, though, we need to get this guy either alone now, or we retreat and come back later.>>35401083> Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35401083 Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35401083 molotov them and get the hell out.
>>35401083>[x] Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]
>>35401083Do both.Throw a molotov at those bastards and get out of this death zone.
>>35401083> Get out of this death zone (hide) 1d20 [danger danger]>>35401104Lets not waste all our ammo right now. We still need it to actually finish the job.
>>35401083molotov and gtfo
>>35401083> Get out of this death zoneHopefully Dan follows us.
>>35401083 Molotov and run for itThe people chasing us need to die to lower the heat.
>>35401083>[x] Get out of this death zone (hide)
>>35401083molotov and runWe can't have people shooting at us. We need to scare them.
>>35401138These guys are african warlords. A molotow won't scare them away enough to stop shooting.
>>35401108At this point we're going to loot either the ammo or some dead guy to keep going. But we can't afford to play it safe.
>>35401145We need to be extra safe right now. We have no idea when we have the time to stop looting some guy.
>>35401144A molotov will tell them they can't just chase us and shoot us with impunity. Otherwise they're really gonna chase us close.
You take a deep breath, and ready yourself for the harrowing ordeal you're about to put yourself in. Kicking up dirt and rocks as you make a made dash for a near by rock, sliding and barley avoiding a hail of gun fire. You cover you head, in case any shrapnel tries to embedded itself in your pretty little head. You can hear them getting closer, but they seem to think you're a man, so what better way to get past them, than move under their perception. You begin crawling slowly towards a tent. the footsteps and feral noises of the bandits drawing nearer as you make your way across towards safety . You hear another rain of gunfire, and stop, before realizing you're still alive and continuing to crawl. You lift up the edge of the tent and roll under it as you hear more shouting.Can't stay still for longhave to find a way to lose or kill dan. Have to finish the job, have to burn this thrice damned place to the damn, have to not diewhat a wonderful list of goals to haveYou take another deep breathWhat do you do Throw a molotov outside 1d20 try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20 peek outside (danger) write in
>>35401153What is in the tent we are currently in ?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35401153> try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20Time to sneak to ammo.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35401153 try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20
>>35401159It seems to be a tent for sleeping, a old style lantern on a desk, and a journal next to it
>>35401153>>35401161FUCK YEAH. DOING THIS.
>>35401153>>35401161I would have prefered to improvise something from whats in this tent, but can't argue with rolls like that.Seconding
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35401153>> try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35401153> try and sneak past anyone who may be outside 1d20
>>35401153>>35401161Gentlemen. We are a fucking GHOST now.+1 to resupply.
>>35401153Yeah lets get to the ammo place and stock up.
You stay on your stomach, and continue to crawl under the feet and shadows of the men, who luckily seem to have lost you since your little stunt of bravery and amazingness. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?!" Dan shouts "HOW CAN YOU LOSE ONE MAN WHEN YOU HAD HIM IN YOUR SIGHTS PISSING HIMSELF, HOW?!". He needs to learn that an indoor voice is a thing, and that yelling will get him a deadly poison in his system since it's really annoying. You notice the outhouse tent and the other two seem nearly abandoned, so you crawl past, nearly being stepped on a by a patrol chittering and chattering among eachother. You sigh in relief as you continue on, dirtying your already shitty shirt on the ground, you want your hoodie back, you miss that stupid thing already. You stand up to about crouching height and stumble into to see"Oh my sweet god" you say "that's a lot of guns". No Grenades thoughts, but you do see some supplies to make stuff to turn houses into smoldering craters, but you don't really have time to do that now. Looking around, and idea forms in your head, a devious one, grabbing as many bullets as you can you force them into the molotovs put them in your pocket put them down and leave write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35401227> force them into the molotovsWill this even help?
>>35401227> put them in your pocketand the others>put a molotow down and blow the tent up to cover our sneaking out
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35401248this
>>35401244A little, not really much, but it gives the molotow at least some actual explosive power. And the glass shards are nasty.>>35401227>>35401248+1
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35401227>>35401248if they don't have anything for us. might as well.
>>35401227 force them into the molotovsLets grab an AK and ammo too.
>>35401227 force them into molotovs grab spare bullets get AK and ammo
>>35401227>>35401284>>35401248All of the fucking above, why not. We gotta make the most of this situation.
>>35401227>>35401248ThisNo AK, shitty thing would just get in our way, and I don't think Layla has much chance using it.
>>35401227>>35401295This, and lets grab a silenced pistol too, since they have so many wonderful guns.
>>35401227>>35401264Also against the AK. Layla can't use one, and its would just hinder our sneaking around. She doesn't even know how to properly carry one, its just getting in the way, and if we need to stand around and shoot, we already lost.
>>35401302>grab a silenced pistolLets do this instead of a AK, if they got a pistol lying around. At least it wouldn't get in the way.
>>35401227>>35401302This, but no AK (just the pistol), and lets grab a bunch of combat knives for throwing weapons.>>35401306We're about to run out of thrown weapons. We NEED some kind of ranged.
>>35401322Yeah pistol is fine with me. Getting a ranged weapon is good, its just the AK is too large. But if we can grab a pistol that would be ideal.
>>35401227Uhh, so if I've got it, the order of the day is:> bullets in molotovs> spare bullets (I guess if we need to shoot or make more molotovs)> pistol with silencer> knives for throwing> blow up the damn thing on our way out.If we're gonna blow it up lets just use a gunpowder trail or something instead of wasting a molotov though.
>>35401336Sounds good.Lets wrap those bullets between our handkerchiefs or shit so they don't make noise while we move.
>>35401336Making a gunpoweder trail would take a while though, opening all those bullets. Molotow is really safer here.The pistol doesn't need a silencer obviously, its just nice to have, but on this distance it wouldn't do us much good anyway.
>>35401336>If we're gonna blow it up lets just use a gunpowder trail or something instead of wasting a molotov though.+1 gunpowder trail.Our explosives skill is good enough for this, and we need all the molotovs we can spare.I think we still have one nade left too.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35401336This right here.>>35401346>Making a gunpoweder trail would take a while though,Lets do it fast. This is fucking easy and we have the skill and we have rolls.Lets not waste a molotov if we can help it. We need those molotovs.
You stuff some rifle rounds into your pocket as well as some sharp things to throw (and most likely fuck up with) and turn to leave, not seeing a single pistol among the mass amounts of firearms. Before realizing if this place burns, it will explode, and if it explodes, it will distract them from you getting to another part of the camp. Grabbing one of your previously made molotovs, You light it, leave the tent, and toss it in hard enough to be sure it'll shatter. As you run off, you hear gun fire and shouts once more"OOOOOH, I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT BOY" Dan laughs "I'MA WEAR YOU LIKE A FUCKING COAT YOU COWARDLY BASTARD, IT TOOK US MONTHS TO GET ALL THAT, AND YOU BLEW IT UP, BOYS MANN THE SEARCHLIGHTS, THIS SHIT AIN'T LEAVING HERE ALIVE". Ooops. this is going to be fun, and they're to busy trying to find you to stop the fire from spreading to the nearby garage looking tend, wonderful FANTASTIC. You giggle as you run and duck behind a rock, a bullet flying over your head, you peak up and see that some are indeed trying to stop the spread of fire, while Dan is laughing in loudspeakers that are set up around camp."COOOOME ON OOOOOUT BOOOOOY" HE sings "WE'LL MAKE YA SQUEEEEEEEL". You thought rednecks died outside of the south, this is a momentous discovery for science.What do you do 1d20 molotov throw some bullets for distraction  try and get closet to dan hidewrite in
>>35401362Easy or not, opening dozens of bullets still takes time, no matter how good with explosives we are.We still got two sticks of tnt, not that we forget those.
>>35401362You can't take a bullet apart with your bare hands or at least Layla can't, if she had a few tools, then maybe
>>35401370How mayn of his men are around him ?>>35401384We have a knife, that would suffice.
>>35401370Try to take out the searchlights
>>35401386ten, all armed
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35401370>[x] try and get closet to dan
>>35401370>[x] molotovGoodbye searchlight and whoever is trying to man that shit. By the way, I counted, we still have 1 grenade.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401370Can't have searchlights. If we don't have stealth, we're dead.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35401370>[x] try and get closet to dan
>>35401413There is several of them though.How far are the searchlights spread out ? How many could point to us ?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35401370>>35401403No searchlights, please.It's going to suck sneaking around with those.
>>35401423More importantly, how many will point towards Dans position?
>>35401423>How far are the searchlights spread out ? How many could point to us ?GAMEMASTERPLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
>>35401426four towers, in each corner of the camp
>>35401436Any we can even reach with a throw from our position ?
>>35401436You are in the center basically
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>35401445I take that as a no?Then lets>>35401370>try and get closer to the tower closest to danThe searchlight towers is the only place we know the lights won't go.
>>35401441>>35401445so no, Layla doesn't can't throw them that far and high from where she is currently
You have to take out the searchlights , but they're simply to far away to burn currently. Luckily none are pointing at you at this moment. You decide to try and get closer to one to try and take it downroll 1d20
>>35401455>>35401370Shoot them then, they make huge, obvious, and stationary targets. If we can just keep the lights from working, good enough.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35401469
>>35401470Nogunand Layla isn't a good shot
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35401469Rolling.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35401469
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401469We already did roll d20...>>35401470Shoot with what?Even if we had a AK, Layla most likely wouldn't hit them, those towers are usually rather high.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401469rolling>>35401475Wow, that's a really crappy ammo dump. no knives, no nades, no pistols.
>>35401489Its a african warlord camp, these guys proabbly carry all their own guns with them.
>>35401489there were materials for making explosives in there
>>35401498Don't make me look up the facts just to prove you wrong.GM has already made his choice anyhow.
>>35401505What facts ? About how african warlord ammo dumps look like ?
>>35401502If there were materials for making explosives, why did we have to use a molotov instead of improvising an explosive?
You dash between shadows, avoiding the search light and the eyes of the patrols as you do so, you soon are at the base of it and fuck, it's made out of metal.that doesn't burn so goodWhat do you do climb up it  throw a grenade/molotov at the top of it 1d20 sneak away 1d20 write in
>>35401502What >>35401511 said. This doesn't add up.
>>35401511It said it would take too long to assemble the stuff.>>35401505The fact in this case is there aren't any in there, which suggest strongly they carry their own guns. Not sure what facts you would look up when its factually the case here. I don't think ammo dumps are standartized for warlords.
>>35401511Didn't have the time to since that shit takes work and a calm hand
>>35401519> climb up itGotta use our syringes at some point here.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401519> climb up it
>>35401528Can the other searchlights get pointed at this tower?
>>35401519>[x] climb up it
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35401519[x] Blow it up with a molotov and sneak away.Sorry, but if the other searchlights are going to be on this tower instantly it will take a Nat 20 to get out once we disable the tower.
>>35401572We only need to kill the guy operatin git, then it will take some moments before they notice it stopped moving.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35401519[x] Molotov and sneak out.We can't be too near that tower when it goes down.
>>35401581I think that kills the molotow and sneak option right there.
>>35401519>>35401581Good thing we're climbing.>>35401577Good point. Lets do this.
>>35401519> climb it upClimbing sounds like a great idea all of a sudden, I wonder why.
>>35401519I feel like taking the option with no dice roll for some reason (it was already winning even before the dice roll anyhow).
You decide you're going to climb up it. placing a foot on the metal ladder, it creaks as you climb up, as expected off a rusty piece of shit like this. You can hear movement on top, you're guessing the operator wasn't as deaf as a fucking boulderyou can't go back down. you can't keep climbing what do you do? climb to the side, get behind 1d20 Wait for him to look down the ladder then dart gun 1d20 hide on the other side of the ladder 1d20 write in
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35401619> hide on the other side of the ladder 1d20>the moment he sets foot on the ladder, he gets a syringe into the leg.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35401619> Wait for him to look down the ladder then dart gun 1d20Climbing is not a good skill of ours and I'm not sure how well we can hide on a fucking search tower ladder.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35401619This >>35401640
>>35401619>>35401640We only have three or so left, better keep those.
>>35401619> hide on the other side of the ladder 1d20>the moment he sets foot on the ladder, he gets a syringe into the leg.Lets just do this since we have a crit 20.
What was the reward for this agaiN?
>>35401659Not worth it
>>35401659For the mission?3k and there were bonus objectives that didn't mention their rewards.
>>35401659To get to blow up some shit.
With some difficulty, you clamber to the other side, and pull out a....well a syringe that isn't vampire blood, you think it's pottasium. Either way this probably won't work. You see boots start coming down, shaking the ladder as you hold the syringe between your fingers. His legs come with in your eye level, and you jab him in the leg. He yelps and reaches down to try and see what hit him in the leg, and then you give him a push, a light one, but enough to send him over the edge and to his end.A dull thud and a rattling breath mark his passing. You switch back to the right side of the ladder and climb to to the topit is barren except for the search light, and your mind is working a mile a minute to think about what you should do now. you didn't think this through muchwhat do you do break the light Place hand in front of it, place search light on dan, flip him off. Point it in a directon write in
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401737>[x] Point it in a directonDirectly on another tower>then sneak away.
>>35401737> Point it in a directonYeah this >>35401773
>>35401737 DMSO poison the controls on the search tower and the door and some of the stairs to kill the fuckers.DMSO is crazy enough to go straight through shoes and leather soles and socks and straight into your blood.
>>35401786>DMSO is crazy enough to go straight through shoes and leather soles and socks and straight into your blood.Not in this quantity. I do like the idea of putting it on the control. dding that to>>35401737>>35401773
>>35401786no door, no stairs, no controlsthey are fucking bandits
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401737>>35401795Lets do this.
>>35401798Those lights have handles. We mean that with controls.
>>35401798We dmso whatever they got to touch to move the damn thing.
>>35401819You will have to prepare the poison, during which time they'll notice the thing not moving
>>35401737>>35401795This, put it on the handles, point that shit on another tower and then away we go.
>>35401836Bullshit.There is almost no preparation involved. Scoop DMSO on it, stick poison on it. Done.
>>35401836Its not something you need to prepare much, hell we can move the light while applying the poisons with gloves on.
>>35401844This is no joke, people have died from touching dmso that accidentally got contaminated with arsenic.It is REALLY easy to get stuff into DMSO and for that DMSO to bring it into you.
>>35401856lets count the steps here,open bagGet gloves and poison, apply poison to gloves after putting them onmove lightget downthat'll take about a minute, I think they won't notice it think about it, but they'll notice it not moving and pointing at a fucking tower
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35401737Alright, fuck this.Pointing it at a tower gets their attention anyway. Break it and sneak out.
>>35401872Obviously we won't point it at the other tower before we got the poison on it. And we can keep moving it with one hand while opening the bag and getting the stuff out.
>>35401737+1 breaking the light.Pointing is going to get all their attention anyhow. Might as well get rid of the light if we're gonna do that.
>>35401872And there's two things they can take from it being focused on the tower.a) That we have been spotted there and people will start moving over thereb) That we have taken out the tower controller in this tower
>>35401872Fuck it, just pout out a bit of our gasoline and set the tower on fire.
>>35401883I think breaking it will get their attention faster than making it inaccessible, by burning it or something like that.
>>35401737Break & gtfo
>>35401909No.Either way, they will immediately know we did it once we're done while we're still in the tower. We should just get rid of the tower in that case.
You decide to set a little trap for these idiots, humming to yourself as you work as fast as possible, hearing the buzz of a radio below, fuckfuckfuckfuck. not enough time for that, you place the items back in the pack, hearing Dan Shouting from his stage from all the way over here, before moving the searchlight and and shattering the glass on the metal cage of the tower before putting it back in place and practically jumping down the ladder. You quickly search the corpse, it moans, causing you to almost shriek in surprise before you put him out of his misery with a knife to the throat, also for surprising you. You turn him over and find a radio on him, a radio covered in duct tape the same. You toss it away, You can already hear them converging on this location, due to there natural aura of noise and gunfire. they;re coming from both sides, but not the center, hmmmWhat do you do 1d20  run for the center before the get here set a fire in one path See if the tower can stand a grenade hide
>>35401939> run for the center before the get here
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35401939>[x] hideDashing from tent to tent it is. Taking the straight path is begging to get caught by a searchlight.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35401939>[x] hideTotally not a trap that.
>>35401939>causing you to almost shriek in surpriseFEARLESS.GM.We don't panic like that.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35401939> hide
>>35401939 hideThey are trying to flush us out, like hunters.
>>35401965Surprise is not horror and you didn't, it said almost
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35401939>>35401956This.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35401939>[x] hide
>>35401939Yeah, don't forget that Layla doesn't feel fear anymore.
>>35401973The instinctive surprise reaction you are mentioning is definitely a momentary "oh shit" panic.
Suprise and fear arnt really the same thing.Close, but not the same.
>>35401992A "oh shit" moment isn't really fear, its a short impulse of flight reaction, its a self-preservation reflex of the body, its not fear.
>>35401991I think we are officially a ghost now.>>35402001>flight reaction>self-preservation reflex>not fearWhat?
>>35402001The problem is probably how ambigous "fear" is. Maybe it should specify she doesn't get scared or paralyzed or cowed with fear.
>>35402013You chode.Reflex is decided rapidly without mental input most of the time, its not fear, it dosent even register in the brain until after its activated.Theres an entire part of your physiology designed to reflex away from harm.
Hide, need to hide, don't get flushed out. Nothing in reach, fuck, fuck uuuhYou throw yourself to the ground and lie still, better than nothing you suppose, and soon you hear the belligerent idiots around you, walking around and after a few minutes, leaving. You look up, and at your back, your disguise covered and stained with dirt."Huh" You say standing up. Guess you still have some luck in you then.What do you do now find dan, kill dan Burn more shit throw last grenade at one of the two large groups write in
>>35402015I don't think this is ambiguous at all though.Haven't you ever snuck up on someone to go BOO! on them just to scare them?It's clearly fear. Momentary fear, but fear.
>>35402034> find dan, kill danWe need to end this.
>>35402034> find dan, kill dan
>>35402034 find dan, kill dan Burn more shitThe spotlight will be a nice distraction.
>>35402038I actually have not, even if I know what you mean. But I would still say, that fear is not the same thing. Fear is something different than a flight-reflex. It can come together of course, but someone moving away from a threat isn't what I would call fear, at least not in the sense that Layla doesn't have that anymore. It wouldn't be a bonus if it would diminish her self-preservation instincts even further.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35402034 find dan, kill dan throw last molotov at one of the two large groups>>35402031You can master your reflexes. Someone who is fearless should not have these reflexes. Don't apply a normal case to an abnormal person.>>35402077I have, I do it tons. And let me tell you, you scare people.
>>35402088>And let me tell you, you scare people.There is no reason why it can not also induce fear in people. Its just two different reactions to the same thing. Flight-reflex is the moving away part, or the flinching, the lingering anxiety that they might feel afterwards, thats fear, but not everyone has that.>>35402088>Someone who is fearless should not have these reflexes.Layla is fearless because she is kinda too insane to care, she just finds those things amusing, I don't think that would diminish her ability to be startled.
>>35402102+1 to molotoving a large group while we find Dan.
>>35402088Abnormal person or no, she is still using the same hardware as everyone else. Someone who is fearless will still have them, because its an ingrained biological advantage to do so.You can argue with evolution all you want.
Are you sure you want to throw a molotov at one of the groups?
>>35402110Your shitty definition of fearless makes it pretty fucking useless, tbh. We already had those personality traits anyhow.
>>35402123I did find it pretty useless. But I would think we simply haven't come in any situation where that might apply. >>35402118I'm against it for what its worth, it just gives our position away.
>>35402118Yes.>>35402116>it's hard-wiredYou'd be surprised how adaptable human beings are. Even instincts can be overrided, ignored, or retrained.
>>35402134>But I would think we simply haven't come in any situation where that might apply.Well certainly if you redefine fearless to only apply to those situations where we our normal personality would suffice anyway, the bonus would be completely fucking useless.Since we have it, I would argue that, no, it does do something extra.
>>35402123What other use should it have really? I don't see any point in a trait that disables her reflexes. At least the non-harmful ones, she does have nough control to not shriek or something like that.
>>35402118They're a huge bunch of targets.
>>35402118against it too, we won't kill enough and we might need it for Dan or the way out.
You decide against throwing a ball of fire at one of the groups of people who've been hounding you for who knows how long, seeing as the other group would turn you into swiss cheese. instead you begin walking towards the center of camp, finding it empty due to your actions and the chaos and confusion they have caused. Empty, like a path, keep up your guard, Layla. You walk through the sea of tents and boxes, and see the stage that Dan has been using as his base. and notice that he is looking right at you"Oh you have to be fucking kidding me" He says shaking his head "You're the one who's been causing all of this shit"."Yep, it's been fun" You say "but now I'm tired and you need to die, since I want money"."so you were hired then" He says putting a hand on his rifle "who sent you here then, government, one of my men, the villagers?"Oh no something far worse" You say watching his hand "Not going to tell you though, would ruin everything"."Oh I don't care who sent you" He says "because they'll get the message when I send your head back in a box"."Make sure to put some flowers in with it" You say as he shoulders his rifle1d20
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35402205Well thats kind of bullshit. Oh well.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35402205Welp, here goes nothing.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>35402205
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35402205
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35402205
>>35402216We've got this
>>35402242>actually thinking he isn't a werewolf
Luckily you know you can't dodge bullets,but you can dodge his reflexes. watching his hands as his finger twitches, you drop down as he sprays a burst of death at where you're head was a few moments before. He aims at you again and you scramble away as his finger twitches again. He glares at you"jesus christ just stand still" he moans "just lay down and die dog"."But this is so much fuuun" you say. He growls at youWhat do you do 1d20 charge molotov grenade write in
>>35402242Yeah after crazy vampire count we should be good enough at avoiding shit with a 19
>>35402257> grenadeEven if it flies behind him, he has to come closer to us, and closer to our dart range.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>35402257> Followed by dart gun
>>35402257> molotovCan't collect his scalp with a nade.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35402257> grenade behind him>followed by dart gun
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35402257molotov
>>35402275Originally wrote> molotov> Followed by dart gunChanged my mind, deleted molotov, posted...
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35402257> grenade>>35402277Woudn't his scalp be in more danger if we kill him with literal fire?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35402257+1 Molotov.Bye.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35402257
Those rolls are not going to end well with the molotov.I bet no everyone comes down on us through seeing the fire.
highest roll is 10
>>35402310I have the integrity not to change my vote due to poor rolls
>>35402310We have a good throwing arm with our explosives though.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35402257seconding >>35402288
>>35402321I don't think any would do us any good, the grenade might have if he would have jumped into our direction. But I doubt he would have made it like that.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>35402277Yes you can, but you can't if you burn him...
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35402257
>>35402345Why do I roll this good now...
You light a molotov and toss it at him like a*bang*oh, that....hurts, you watch the molotov fly through the air and explode, covering the stage and parts of Dan in fire. however you fall to the ground with horrible pain spreading through your chest. he's screaming and trying to put himself out. You're mildly curious as to this new sensation of pain, is this what being shot feels like? fascinating. however you think you've fallen into a state of shock due to the way the world is moving like a really shitty use of slow motion. Dan isn't covered in fire, and is stamping out the last bit of it on his leg as the pain begins to spread further followed by a warm wetness soaking your shirt as you watch the clouds pass slower than wasted time.what do you do 1d20 Grenade, and molotov  dart gun write in
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35402372> dart gun
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35402372> dart gun
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35402372Dart gun
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35402372> dart gunSo let me get this right, we have a roll purely for dodging, and then we have a attack roll, upon failure we not only miss on a normal fail, but also get shot ?Fucking brilliant.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>35402372 dart gun
>>35402372> dart gun
>>35402398>>35402413Why wouldn't he shoot you when you take the time to light and throw a molotov?
>>35402398It is very bullshit, yes.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35402372> dart gun
>>35402398DC gets higher for dodge and do
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>35402431Thank fuck you rolled late
>>35402431Thanks god this is the sixth roll.>>35402428Why wouldn't we use the time to throw a grenade at him if he talks to us as he did ?Maybe because he is trying to dodge a molotow coming for him ?>>35402442Damnit anon!
>>35402431>>35402442What.While I'm sad that 20 doesn't count, I'm glad that 1 is outside the first 5 and likewise doesn't count.
>>35402428Why wouldn't we throw while he's aiming his rifle? Either that shit swings both ways or we don't get shot while throwing barring a crit fail.
>>35402454He was already aimed at us anon, it was in the update.
>>35402463He is refering to the first one where he had to shoulder his rifle after our banter. Where we didn't get to make a action.
>>35402463If we can dodge, we can also throw in that moment.
>>35402474ha, with that roll? no fucking chance, with a grenade maybe, but you idiots voted for the molotovstop bitching, deal with it and move on
>>35402486Different roll retard.
>>35402486That was still about the one where we didn't get to make a action. If we can get shot while throwing our attack without crit fail, then we should get to do the same thing. Or he doesn't. I'm not saying Op should redo it right now, thats just silly, but he might want to think through how he does the combat system, since that really does make little sense.
You however aren't really the kind to die, and he seems preoccupied with putting out his leg. So you pull you dart gun and squeeze the trigger, watching him turn with a shit eating grin, rifle aimed, and dart entering his skull via left eye socket. A spray of crimson in the air and he crumples. You manage to stand and feel a pain course through your stomach.Now what.you're in the center of a lot of horsecrap, and have no way out. What now? Savanah for who knows how long, no car.Maybe you could just burn all of this and someone would notice. Bah it doesn't matter, you need to get something to stop the bleeding before you pass out in the middle of this shit fest.What do you do torch the place with last molotov scalp dan (DANGER DANGER) leave write in
>>35402523> scalp dan (DANGER DANGER)
>>35402523> write inFind some cover/hide, then heat and sanitize our knife, and use it to cauterize our gunshot wound, then> torch the place with last molotov
>>35402533He's not letting us roll dice for this. It's a suicide option.
>>35402523>>35402536+ scalp dan (DANGER DANGER)I don't even care anymore, if that wound is really that bad, we won't get away anyway, since we have no car.
>>35402533We can do that after the place is burnt to the ground and we don't have a camp full of people looking to kill us.And after we stop bleeding.
>>35402523 write inA little bit of morphine to ease the pain?
>>35402523> Perform rudimentary first aid> Drag dan somwhere out of molotov range> torch the place with last molotov
>>35402541Nah, it'll just lead to some pretty high DC rolls in the next post
>>35402536We still have first aid kit so we can disinfect and bandage it.
>>35402543>I don't even care anymore, if that wound is really that bad, we won't get away anyway, since we have no car.So you are voting to commit suicide?Fuck off with that shit anon.>>35402523Seconding >>35402536
>>35402523>>35402536This, and then watch the place to see if you can still get a car or transportation out of this.
>>35402510You took the longest action there, you had to get a flame with the lighter, light the rag, and throw the molotov. It takes a lot less time to aim and pull a trigger. it made sense to me, but I am also tired as fuck so take it with a grain of salt
>>35402554Thanks for pointing that out anon, I had forgotten about it.>>35402523Changing my vote >>35402536 to using our first aid kit once we're in cover to treat and bandage the wound, then torch the place.
>>35402556>So you are voting to commit suicide?I'm saying it isn't suicide, because if that wound kills us, it will do that anyway. And then Op will finally get us to use the shitty blood >>35402564The problem is more we didn't get to do something the first round. That other stuff makes sense, but not in the context of the first round.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35402569This
>>35402523I'll second >>35402550
>>35402578The vampire did more damage to layla than bulletshe survived that
>>35402523>[X] write inFind medical supplies, I'm pretty sure we didn't blow up their medicine tent. Then, go back, scalp, and book it.
>>35402580>>35402589You would be better off replying to the action you support, and not my support of that action...Makes it harder to read the votes
>>35402599Since you didn't describe where it hit us, except that it pained in the chest, we had no way of knowing how bad it was.
>>35402620Stop thinking logic and start thinking HP.Layla is not quite the glass cannon you think she is.
>>35402600We have our own supplies. No need.
>>35402600We've got our own first aid kit anon.
>>35402629It says Health average on her stat sheet, which means to me a bullet to the chest is pretty harsh.
You need, medical attention. think, think. Leave the bullet in, may stopping you from bleeding to death or not, you're not sure, you just don't want to dig around in your chest. Cauterize it, but with what, you doubt the flames on the stage are hot enough. If only you brought the vodka, then you could just clean it with that. But then you remember your first aid kit and quickly go about cleaning the wound as best as you can, wrapping a bandage around your stomach, it burning due to disinfectant and other stuff.What do you do leave camp (danger0 get a car (DANGER) Burn the place  write in>>35402629But seriously, get shot once more and shit will get horrible, and you got shot in the stomach
>>35402646Well, average health following a bullet sounds pretty good, since normally a person is WOUNDED BY BEING SHOT
>>35402646Bullets make pretty clean wounds tbh. If it doesn't hit vitals our only danger is blood loss.
>>35402655average is her health level, she was below average a few threads ago
>>35402652> Burn the place
>>35402652>Pull Dan into a relatively dark area and commence scalping
>>35402655He stat sheet doesn't get updated like that. Health avergae means her health is normally average, it doesn't track wounds.>>35402652> Burn the placeLets drive them out first
>>35402652> Scalping time in saftey
>>35402652>Pull Dan into cover, start burning the place, and then scalp him
>>35402652I'll second >>35402684We want the fire to distract everyone else and give us cover to scalp Dan and steal a means of transport out of here
>>35402652> Burn the placeDan is still out in the open, going for his corpse now just exposes us
>>35402684This. And toss a nade if any fuckers who come close.
>>35402696In that case yes burn the fucking place
you try to drag dan to a place to scalp him, and do manage to, but you stumble over yourself several times. You light and toss your last molotov, hoping it will burn everything as you scalp Dan, which is actually very hard to do, and you end up nicking your fingers a bitbonus obective complete: dan scalp, reward, lucky coin.You hear shouting and footsteps thundering closerwhat do you do run 1d20 hide 1d20 get to a car 1d20
>>35402696Fair point. Body's already in the open.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35402731> get to a car 1d20
>>35402731> get to a car 1d20We don't even know how to drive, but maybe we can force someone to drive us
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35402731Car
>>35402744That is a horrible idea
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>35402731> get to a car 1d20Enough room to hide
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35402744Could have swore I added dice to the post
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>35402731Leave a stick of TNT for our chasers and then hide.
>>35402731> get to a car 1d20>>35402752Maybe it is...>>35402753Looks like we're trying it anyways! YOLO
>>35402768Vampire blood time
>>35402778Lets see what happens.
>>35402778I can't even make a dio jokeI'm actually fucking saddened by what I have to write now
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>35402768Can we use that lucky coin?Because after this clusterfuck of a mission I just want to get the fuck out of here
>>35402768There shouldn't be much reason for them to keep chasing us with burning camp and dead boss.
>>35402792We don't have the coin yet, we haven't checked in. Its a physical object.>>35402790It can mean anything, the car might crash after her attempt in driving and she has to walk.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>35402790>I'm actually fucking saddened by what I have to write now...Fucking seriously?God damnit and this quest was fun.Why do you have to make nat 1's be so utterly crippling?We just got a lucky coin, can't we use that?
>>35402792Don't have it, the head master may be magic>>35402788crit fail, shot, surround by enemies, trying to take a car. this is literally the worst fucking time this could happen, and I am so fucking sorry
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>35402814>crit fail, shot, surround by enemies, trying to take a car. this is literally the worst fucking time this could happen, and I am so fucking sorrySeriously?You're not going to let us play our way out of this?Instead of just making it a bad situation you kill the quest OVER A FUCKING DICE ROLL?What the fuck are you doing.STOP AND THINK
>>35402814If you make it a bad end, thats fine. But its up to you if it is one, there is no real reason why a crit fail would need to end in complete catastorphy. Hell it might as well mean no car is left anymore.>>35402831He didn't say its over.
>>35402831not die, seriously, I may be an idiot, but fuck, I'm not that stupid.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>35402814So you're just going to kill us and end the quest because you won't let us figure out how to get out of this situation?THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE THIS MISSION FUCKING MILES FROM NO WHERE WITH NO WAY OUT?Don't let a single goddamned dice roll kill this quest.
>>35402790Goddamn we don't have to fail like this. Just let us fail to get out and be hit by a stray bullet to the arm or shit. :-(
Shut the fuck up and let the man write you paranoid fucks.Complain after
>>35402841Well you're talking like it.>>35402837>there is no real reason why a crit fail would need to end in complete catastorphy.I don't know why must the dice decide so much more than our actual actions and input, it feels stupidly random, but some QM's for some reason think that a nat 1 means the end of the world, the coming of the apocalypse and the end of the universe.
Whats the odds of 5d20 with crits canceling?
Rolled 17 (1d20)Fucking /tg/ dice.Right after we got what we need for that lucky coin to...Fuck you dice gods.
>>35402886With 3d20 its like a 25% chance of getting a crit, so who knows with 5d20 how easy it is.Well good thing we brought that vampire blood syringe with us I fucking hope we did
>>35402886without crit's cancelling it's roughly 1 in 7 odds of crit fail.
>>35402831Just hold the nerd rage off until we see the actual results of the crit fail.So far the 1's in this encounter have resulted in minor fuck-ups without any major consequences.
>>35402903>I fucking hope we didWe did, I still hope we don't have to use it. But since OP seems determined to considers this a catastrophy, we apparently need to.
>>35402913>So far the 1's in this encounter have resulted in minor fuck-ups without any major consequences.Well I'd say with what OP said in >>35402814 that this qualifies as major consequences and then some.
>>35402904Sorry. 3 dice makes 1/7 odds. 5 dice makes 1/3 odds.
>>35402913Honestly its not even a big deal beyond OP acting as if he doesn't have near full control about what the results are. Its not like there is a guideline.
You act like I'm satan's retarded cousin or something, seriously, this shit is to fun to end soonYou stumble out carrying his scalp, walking with a single purpose, car, car, car, need a car to get outvoices call out and fall into horror*bang*something shakes you, you don't pay attention, and keep walkingMuffled screams and retching.*bang* Annoyance. You see something run off screaming something about something about something. You see more things run off as you stumble into a car and fumble with the keys, forcing it to drive via force of will to remember how your arms work. the tent decides to come with as you vision gets all weird and odd as noises and songs unheard fill your ears as you try and focus on the nothing in front of you. Everything is warm and all.....nice, like a blanket or somethingWhat do you do Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing) ignore the fact you may be dying (bonus:???? may be nothing blood[bonus: Vampire)  meh, fuck it, I'm tired [ bad end] [non cannon] any other way to stay alive? [write in]
>>35402966> Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)
>>35402966>[X] blood[bonus: Vampire) Gotta reject dat humanity
>>35402966> ignore the fact you may be dying (bonus:???? may be nothingToo much fun to be had
>>35402966>[x] Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)
>>35402966 Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)
>>35402966> Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)
>>35402966 Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)Its a damn good thing we dont pay medical bills.
>>35402966> ignore the fact you may be dying (bonus:???? may be nothingDying pfff, you had FUN Also you can't die, Maria would kill you
>>35402966>[X] blood[bonus: Vampire) Most surefire way of making it out of here alive.
>>35402966> Focus, don't lose focus, focus keeps you alive (Bonus:???? may be nothing)Keep your eyes open Layla damnit
>>35402987I know nothing about JoJo but god damn does that picture make me want to punch that faggot in the throat, jesus his expression just screams to be stabbed, repeatedly.
>>35403047Without knowing the source material myself, I think that might be the point.
Focus, you try to tell yourself focus, on the fact that you weren't shot three times and are i a lot of painand in the middle of a fucking savanah. Besides you fought a fucking vampire, you aren't going to......You rub your head. car stopped working because of tree which you hadn't seen, it seems to have managed to get you out of the death stupor somewhat but the car no longer works, again, fuck. You force yourself out and begin walking, focusing on your feet and legs rather than the bullets in your stomach or the ringing in your head..A voice in your head says it would be easier to just be dead and walking than this, but you don't agree with that, where's the fun in cheating like that?Then again it would mean you'd be able to get out alive, well undeadBut you don't care about that.What do you do bite tongue to keep focus (???? You aren't dying what are you talking about me? (???)
>>35403081> You aren't dying what are you talking about me? (???)
>>35403081> bite tongue to keep focus (????
>>35403047>>35403063That's after he tries to NTR the protagonist's girlfriend. It's very much intentional, he's the main antagonist of two parts.That said, he made the most magnificent vampire and the ham was everywhere. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is definitely worth a watch, and a read when you run out of anime episodes.
>>35403081No way we're gonna die. Keep going.
>>35403081>>35403091Wrong one, meant to copy You aren't dying what are you talking about me? (???)
>>35403081> bite tongue to keep focus (????Fuck you brain voice, we ain't no cheater!
>>35403081> bite tongue to keep focus (????)
>>35403081> You aren't dying what are you talking about me? (???)We've seen people die, dying people are whiny faggots, you are nothing like that.
>>35403081> bite tongue to keep focus (????Cheating is for losers, we're not a loser.
>>35403081>[x] bite tongue to keep focus (????
>>35403081Can't lose focus or we go into the light.
I imagine Layla will be given a mandatory babysitter clause for all missions in the immediate future, if she survives this.
>>35403148>Shes Lucky to survive them
>>35403155Aye Brausr mission is nearly killing us since we're down a coin.
>>35403148Thats assuming the school gives a shit if we survive, which they don't.There is literally two people in the world that give a shit if we live or die on these.
>>35403155>She becomes the mascot for the guildSuddenly everyone will start wearing cat eared hoodies
You bite your tongue and taste blood as you see various things of shadow dance around you, shimmering shivvering, and shaping as you notice them, but you close your eyes, focusing on pain to keep you going, to stop you from dropping dead in this wastland like some kind of person who isn't youyou don't die, other people diebut not youyour blood is snakes and your head is anger at the pain, You keep walking, mouth filled with your own blood. The sun begins to fall as you stumble around, and you can hear laughing, things laughing at youscavengers nasty things that smell of rot and look of wrong dogsthe circle youmocking youcalling you weak, telling you to drinkwhat do you do scream at them  throw that green ball for the doggie 1d20 They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality  Red nectar
>>35403175>Purple heart cat hoddie
>>35403178> They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your realityLets get edgy.
>>35403181Layla has twelve
>>35403172The Headmaster seemed to want his students to remain alive.
>>35403178> scream at them
>>35403178> They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality
>>35403178>[x] They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality>>35403193In the school. We've been told they don't expect first years to survive their missions.
>>35403178 They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality
>>35403178>[X] Red nectarIs our coping mechanism for nearly dying entering an acid trip or something?
>>35403178> They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality >>35403193Yeah, that first thread and its weird fluctuating tonal shifts kind of contradict what the headmaster said, makes it confusing and hard to get a grasp on the tone at times.
>>35403178>[x] They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality>>35403210Its all the blood loss and exhaustion, it does things. Things I dont want to end. Maybe we even get to go with the night shift again.
>>35403210That's the blood syringe
>>35403210Maybeor it's hyenasnot sure
>>35403178>Red NectarLet's try not to go full edge or do something that requires a dice roll with our latest hot streak of rolling terribly at important moments.That's just asking for trouble.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35403178> scream at them> throw that green ball for the doggie 1d20
>>35403178> They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality>>35403216It was really just the backpaddling on the "kill other students" thing that makes it confusing, at least the headmaster is supposed to be a alright guy now.
>>35403225>Let's try not to go full edge>Votes for vampire blood solution...
>>35403178> They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality I'm all for going vampire but not like this.
>>35403225>Let's try not to go full edgeLeaving full edge was this Quests first great mistake in my eyes. I embrace the edge.
>>35403178>[x] They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your realityYeah, they can keep dancing
>>35403242Oh. I figured it had something to do with our still-bleeding tongue.I'm still okay with this, the aftermath with Maria would be hilarious.
>>35403178+1 to keeping it real
>>35403178>[X] They aren't real, they are terror and you feel no terror for you are nothing that is nothing and you will devour their existence with your reality>[X] Red nectarWhat could possibly go wrong?
>wanting to become a vampire lost in the fucking african savannahSeriously guys. We might as well save the trouble of transforming to die.
They aren't there, all of this is a dream of a mad little girl who fears the world, except not, you are you and you are you and you are you, and they are nothing but vestiges of something you left behind to become more than you, but less that then the nice man with the funny name, but he is a coward and you aren't dying here, that red nectar is for special thingslike scaring the mirrored eye girl with two facesThe things realize you are not a thing of them but a thing of you, and they vanish as your you devours their themThe night is dark, nothing is seen, but your feet move on and strange music and smells plays and waft from nearby, you're hungryWhat do you do You are not hungry  feast upon the shadows, laugh at their painSING WITH THEM
>>35403293> feast upon the shadows, laugh at their pain
>>35403293> You are not hungry
>>35403293>SING WITH THEMWell we did laugh and cackle at the Count when we fought him and got injured, so this seems appropriate
>>35403293>feast upon the shadows, laugh at their pain
>>35403293> [X] feast upon the shadows, laugh at their pain
>>35403293> You are not hungry>SING WITH THEM
>>35403293>SING WITH THEM
>>35403293> You are not hungryFuck you mind-voice No becoming a ghoul, no
>>35403293>[x] You are not hungry>[x]SING WITH THEM
>>35403358Darksis is a right cunt isn't he?
You're not hungry, but you are, and let the shadows do not even dance close to your arms so you may get at their inner sweet meats. YOUARENOTHUNGRYYou scream at yourself from within yourselfYou ignore the tasty looking darkness and press on, laughing at their foolish ploy to get you to eat them and become themwhat do you do as the sky clears and metalic birds fly over head Walk on the ground for it is the only way you know run ahead of yourself float away on the cold stream
>>35403293 You are not hungry
>>35403293cannibalism is bad so...not hungry
>>35403376> run ahead of yourselfShe always does that, really.
>>35403376> Walk on the ground for it is the only way you know
>>35403376> run ahead of yourself
>>35403376> Walk on the ground for it is the only way you knowFOCUS
>>35403376walkCan't afford to run or float away in our condition
>>35403293>[X] feast upon the shadows, laugh at their painWell, I mean, we are hungry. Gotta give our food some fuel to knit up those wounds, right?
>>35403376> Walk on the ground for it is the only way you knowonly decent option
>>35403376> Walk on the ground for it is the only way you know
>>35403376>[x] Walk on the ground for it is the only way you know
>>35403431Whoops. That's what I get for not setting it to auto-refresh.>>35403376>[X] Walk on the ground for it is the only way you know
Walk, walking is the only true way to travel, floating is boring and running is tiresome. The imps on your shoulder tell you differently, while the little furry thing under your feet is screaming to give into the temptation of scarlet mead. While a lazy cat says to give up and rest a while, you ignore them all as you stumble towards the angry cursing man with the funny looking headMission completeLayla Miller has been retreivedrewards lucky coin $3kMission report: Ok, so she walks into the air port, holding a godammned human scalp, covered in blood and dirt, babbling about nothing, and you won't let me kill her fuck [request denied]you awaken, in a bedaway from the horrors of yourself and you
>>35403477What was the reward for burning down the camp?
>>35403477>Mission report: Ok, so she walks into the air port, holding a godammned human scalp, covered in blood and dirt, babbling about nothing, and you won't let me kill her fuck [request denied]PfthahahahaMan we really need to meet this agent and just be totally normal and restrained and quiet, just to mess with him.
>>35403477Maria is there, and you notice she is guarding your pack from prying eyes."Heeeey" You say She shrieks in surprisewhat do you say so is my blood still in there so, fuck africa being shot is fucking weird write in
>>35403477>away from the horrors of yourself and youDid that line get cut off?>>35403508> so is my blood still in there> so, fuck africa> being shot is fucking weird
>>35403508 being shot is fucking weird
>>35403477Pretty sure we also burned the camp between the shitter, the ammo explosion, and the last molotov.
>>35403508> being shot is fucking weird>Are the dancing hungry shadows here too?
>>35403508> so, fuck africa> being shot is fucking weird
>>35403508> being shot is fucking weird> i don't want to be shot anymore
>>35403477 So what was the point of the drama you made about it before? Or did you only think later about this interesting sequence?
>>35403508so is my blood still there?
>>35403563I thought it would be funny
>>35403571We are all way to tired for thatr kind of funny m8.But whatever. Care to tell us about the other possible outcomes ?
>>35403508 so, fuck africa
>>35403508> so is my blood still in there> so, fuck africa> being shot is fucking weirdAll of these.Also, did our last molotov help burn down the camp or did it not do enough damage?
"So being shot is weird" You say smiling "and fuck africa, it's an odd place"she hugs you and cries into your shoulder. You're don't hug back due to being out of it stillbut it feels nice"By the way did you keep my blood syringes?" You ask, causing Maria to look at you oddly, before it dawns on her what is in the pack she was holding. and then she screamed.thread endthread archived>>35403587vampire Laylawandering deeper into the savanahblowing self upgoing even craziergetting out A ok
>>35403571Er, QM, what about the reward for burning down the camp?I'm pretty sure we did that too with the fires we started.
>>35403609the towers stand but most other things are left or burnt>>35403630I'll think about it when not tired
>>35403628>blowing self upFuck, of course.The green ball was a grenade.
>>35403628getting out A okOk... what did we lose?
>>35403628>"By the way did you keep my blood syringes?" You ask, causing Maria to look at you oddly, before it dawns on her what is in the pack she was holding. and then she screamed.Hahaha, ahh Maria you are so fun to tease, we really should be nicer to her sometimes.Thanks for the thread OP, any idea when the next will be?Hopefully we can take a couple threads for downtime and learning/improving ourself so we're better prepared for our next job.
>>35403628>and then she screamed.Good End.Ok thanks for running so long OP. And sorry for some of the autism in-between.But seriously, don't do that drama thing, there have been QMs who pulled that kind of shit.I hope we all learned a lesson today about not going into absurdly dangerous situations without backup.
>>35403662I'm pretty sure getting shot 3 times and all the exposure from wandering in the Savannah is not A-ok.>>35403628Thanks for the thread HM.
>>35403628>getting out A okJust to confirm: Is this refering to her mental state not deteriorating any worse than it already has, or just her physical condition?
>>35403648The ammo alone seemed like it would burn the whole camp. We burned it a few other places on top of that.As for the towers, it sounds like it wasn't exactly possible to burn those down. Especially not with the supplies we were provided.Also, random reminder from start of thread: unarmed skill and sucker punch still need to go on character sheet.I'm also pretty sure we should also get an increase to our stealth skill considering how we moved across that camp like a ghost even while they were looking for us.
Is the "???" stat on the char sheet new?
>>35403712>The ammo alone seemed like it would burn the whole camp. We burned it a few other places on top of that.An ammunition fire is usually a very intense but short lived fire, unless it has a lot of combustible material around it to sustain it, it burns out fairly fast.Good for an ignition point, but not for a sustained burn.
>>35403702Does this mean Layla will be knocked down further than "unstable"?
>>35403739I think we did about as well as we could.
>>35403702I think the anons are wondering about whether we are 'A ok' because >>35403587 asked about other possible outcomes, meaning not the outcome we got, which your reply implies that getting out A ok is one of the other possible outcomes, not the outcome we got, so they are worried about what we lost to be not A ok
>>35403758Oh man now I worry for Maria.How do we improve our mental stability?
>>35403775Well you didn't get the other outcomes
>>35403790Why would we want to?
>>35403799So that we can keep functioning.>>35403790Probably by spending allot of down time and r and r.
>>35403797Not complaining, only wondering how badly we fucked up Layla with the end we chose.
>>35403829not badly, just fucked up and with a new rumor of being fucking crazy
>>35403826I think Layla functions pretty well, on her level. We just need to let Maria actually act as our self-preservation some times, since Layla can't really do that.
>>35403799In case it effects our missions and what we can get/learn?I'm all for Layla being insane as long as she's still in control of herself and doesn't murder Maria and go on a rampage through the school, I'm just worried about the consequences of being insane.
>>35403843Er, shouldn't our stealth skill improve after all that sneaking around we did?
>>35403843>new rumor of being fucking crazyI thought this was already common knowledge, at least among anyone who have interacted with her.
>>35403850tired currently, will change
>>35403843>a new rumor of being fucking crazyThose are always fun, especially when we know about the rumor and act normal or mess with people because of the rumor.
>>35403848Since the character sheet has just been updated, I can vouch that Layla is still at unstable, so relax.We just have a new reputation for being batshit insane considering how we made it back.
>>35403843Like >>35403848 , I'm wondering what the consequences of being mentaly "unstable" are. Is it something you would like to elaborate on, or do you want it to remain a surprise?
>>35403905We have been "unstable" for the entire quest. Its what Layla has been all the time.
>>35403905Layla is unstable her actions don't make sense to others and is hard for others to predict and control her
>>35403920I'm well aware. I was just wondering if there is a chance for a mental breakdown, but it seems OP implies that is not the case >>35403927
>>35403734Eh, we also voted to burn down the camp at the end.
>>35403959Yes we did, and OP has said he'll think about it when he's not too tired like right now.
>>35403959We did. Headmaster already said, nothing but the towers remains and he will have to think of something for it.
>>35403967I'm talking to you, not OP. ;-)
>>35403958Well, lets just say that going downhill from here would be rather bad.But right now she is unstable in the sense that she is a crazy ball of unpredictable, not in the sense that she'll fall to pieces.
On another happy ending note, I think I may have finally killed all the fucking ants in the kitchen. Good grief there were a couple hundred of them.
>>35404116good workfuck ants
>>35404139Boiling water does kill them good (applied it multiple, multiple times). It also helps that I killed ants every time I saw them in the kitchen (and I was there a lot).Frankly, it's been a lot of cleanup in the kitchen too while I was at it. Once you get the floor wet, you kinda start to clean the floor too and then before you know it you're cleaning the whole damn kitchen. But at least it's clean now.
>>35404174Well, basically once you've got boiling water over the kitchen parts you're kinda scrubbing them clean while you're drying them off, so one thing leads to another like that.
I feel like I should give QM props on the crit fail. That was a serious crit fail without just plopping a game over.