Previously suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35348174/Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Assassin%20School%20questCharacter sheet:http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83vTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTGBored, oh so mind breakingly bored. You have nothing to do, and can do barely anything in your present stat due to being used as a chew toy by a vampire and tossed around like child's toy ball. You right arm is covered in bandages, and feels airy, light and many other horrible feelings to have in an arm. You're covered in dark almost black bruises, most larger than your fist, but thankfully they are few in number. And you have a headache that makes the punishments of hell seem like a tickle on the nose.You're staring at the ceiling, counting your trophiesA strangely warm katana that makes a good paper weight A chalice filled with vampires blood, that you need to figure out what to do withAnd a letter covered in stamps and smelling ever so slightly of copper You count the last one as a trophy because you had to get up and open the door to get it, and haven't been able to open it due to you bemoaning your current state to no one but yourself as Maria went to go do something. You hope that something is to get you painkillersBecause you certainly are in a great deal of pain. You stare at the brown letter in your hand and notice that the paper is of top quality and feels almost as soft as furWhat do you do open the letter Try and stumble to a new location Groan in pain see what Maria is doing (switch perspective to Maria for a post or two)
>>35390960And I forgot my tripfuck
>>35390960> see what Maria is doing (switch perspective to Maria for a post or two)
>>35390960> open the letter> Groan in pain
>>35390960 see what Maria is doing (switch perspective to Maria for a post or two)Evening headmaster.
>>35390960> open the letter
>>35390960> open the letter> Try and stumble to a new locationMore painkillers
>>35391112Thisbut open it carefully. Don't want no nasty surprises.
>>35390960>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83vEr, I thought you were going to add Sucker Punch and Unarmed Skill?
>>35391158>More painkillersNo, fuck that. Lets build pain resistance. Painkillers are for important situations. Otherwise, we should just learn to handle the pain.
>>35390960 Take deep breaths, focus on the pain, try to accept its presence and then imagine it flowing away.
>>35391231>>35391158I have to agree, stumbling through the school drugged on painkiller does not sound like a good idea.
>>35391266Lets go with this.>>35391272Honestly the cure is almost as bad as the condition sometimes. A strong painkiller will ruin your ability to focus, think, or do anything at all really.
>>35390960 pain tolerance option (this thing >>35391266)
>>35391298I honestly have to rely on your guys judgement on this because I never used painkillers in my life, I hate the idea honestly.
>>35391329Painkillers is just another name for neurotoxin.Blocks brain signals, in this case, pain signals.Problem is it usually blocks other things as well, so you get a kind of drunkishness but without the fun part of being drunk.
>>35391329There great if all you want to do is lie down and recover. Troublesome if you want to do anything constructive. I have fond memories of my green morphine button.
>>35391329Ditto. I try to avoid painkillers too. But in my case it's an easy decision because for some reason (I think I said this before but) anesthesia basically does not affect me.>>35391356That's why last thread we went for only a light dose of the strong painkiller. A heavy dose would've messed us up in its own way and we couldn't afford that.
You take a deep breath and focus away the pain by letting it flow away, before tearing open the letter by holding part of it with your mouth, and opening with your left hand, because Maria said you needed to try to not use your right arm until it isn't looking like you let a wolf use it as a chew toy You turn it around a see a letter, a rather strange letter that looks slightly stained with something. you open it up and begin to read while humming a little ditty you made in the past few days out of sheer force of boredom"Dear Layla Miller, I'd like to thank you for putting down the wretch that had become Thradrick Brausr, if you are wondering who I am, I'm a descendant of his, who was tired and disgusted by his unusual hunger. When word reached me of your deed, and the fact you're inheriting his castle, well what's left of it awful business really but the people of Brausrburge tend to hold grudges far longer than they should, I was almost aflutter with joy that the people of brausrburge were finally free of his influence, which was no doubt the cause of the stagnation and rot that has afflicted the town for who knows how long, the fear is gone, while it used to infect the town like maggots in a corpse, it is now free from his tyranny, and for that, I'm glad. Sadly however, the brausrs are no longer truly apart of our ancestral home land, so I am moving to America, New york to be precise, I do so wish for you to come and visit some time"There is another page, taped shut with the words"Rat, only open when you're solitary, wouldn't want suspicion to arise around the countess of Brausrburge now would we?"Do you open the next page? Y/N
>>35391356I do know the chemical effects very well, too well actually, hence why I spend many sleepless nights with a broken wrist or pinched nerve rather than use them. The idea unsettles me.>>35391394>NA damnit OP. Seriously.But one way or the other, I don't trust this.
>>35391394N, not safe here.
>>35391209I fell asleep right after I stopped posting in last thread, and didn't have time to when I woke up
>>35391394Maybe later. Right now if someone barges in on us, we can't do anything.
>>35391394>NI'd rather have Maria around in case thats a trap of some sort.On that note, we should use the solitary moment to draw two syringes of blood from the chalice.
>>35391432>>35391437>>35391451We're in our room, aren't we? No reason to have the katana and blood in the sick bay.
>>35391450Want to just update it now and post the new link so it's taken care of?
>>35391451You aren't in medical Maria doesn't trust them not to use you are experiment foderwell at least nightshiftsince they're a bunch of monkeys with a love for science
>>35391476We are in our room, we had been there at the end of the last thread, so I see no reason why we would have changed that.
>>35391432Think of it as a flowing system. It all balances out in the end so long as you don't try jam too much in at once. As a biologist i have to say, there is very little that can go wrong if you follow the instructions. People dont like their patients dieing so they tend to make sure their shit works. (well, modern medicine wise)I also don't use painkillers often, but that is mainly because i dont want to risk resistance Just in case i seriously need it another time.Broken bones and punched nerves would qualify for me.
>>35391394>>35391451 MeChanging vote to Y
>>35391513Better if you just delete the other post
>>35391394Lets do this when we've recovered.I'd rather be in some kind of hiding spot than our room when we're reading this.
>>35391507Haha, well met. I actually studied Biophysics.I know its not something that is likely to harm me in any fashion. I just really dislike the idea of lessening my own body perception. Its more a form of paranoia, I don't drink either.
>>35391545Ha, well met indeed.Ah i was like that when i first smoked. Learn to chill out a bit more, your body is a robust bastard and will let you know if your pushing it.
>>35391507Still happens though.My grandfather died because the doctor didn't look at his conditions properly (diabetes, I think) and basically killed him with an IV while he was there for another condition.
>>35391583true, but that is more negligence on the docs part rather than the medicine. If he proscribed the correct stuff it'd been fine most likely.Sorry for your loss anon.
>>35391582>and will let you know if your pushing itAs long as I let it. Which is kind of the point.I dislike the idea of not feeling everything my body tells me.
>>35391394N>>35391612Your body filters information all the time. e.g. feeling your clothes.
You decide not to read the letter right now since it may have have poison or something in it, which wouldn't worry you, since poison seems to not effect you the same way as it does others. You place the letter on the little table drawer thing next to your bed, with the other letters. Well that was exciting, you think to yourself wishing you could simply get better or for Maria to stop caring so much about your well being, like as much as you care about your own safety would be a nice level of care, you think. You stare at the ceiling and moan, Maria should've put a movie into the tv so you didn't feel the urge to drink the blood just to see if it would fix you, which seems like a waste of humanity, but you really don't care what you are as long as you can do something, anything really.You stare at the ceiling, imaging what you could be doing right nowWhat do you do try and get up see what Maria is doing Look at something in your inventory day dream
>>35391640Nothing I can do about that though. And I have to trust my body to tell me important shit, so if he does tell me shit, I prefer to listen.
>>35391608It was the medicine administered by the IV that killed him.The definition of "medicine" depends on how it's used.
>>35391653>draw two syringes from the blood, so you can experiment later with it
>>35391653 try and get up
>>35391653> try and get upLets train our pain resistance some more.
>>35391653> day dream
>>35391667Can't argue with that.Again, medicine is just another word for neurotoxin.>>35391653 try and get up
>>35391653> day dreamfuck, i wanna know what kind of things Lyla day dreams about.
So...who thinks we should sell the blood to the school?120k seems like a good asking price, but we should level it off at 50k.
>>35391802I don't think selling a commodity so unique is a good idea.I would prefer to see what we can do with it first.
>>35391802Nope. Either we make ourself all powerful with it. Or we make bitching poisons with it.Or we give it to Maria and unlock her inner Dommi
>>35391802Not creating a vampire, which we can then use as a bloodbank.
>>35391802Frankly i think we should just keep hold of it. >>35391836Wait till Layla and Maria are in full bloom and then convert us both. Vampiress assasin duo(trio?) for all eternity.
>>35391854I like it as the Life saving back up option. DEATH? or UNDEATH!Either way get it off the table before thread derails into a war again.
>>35391848While that is a good idea in principle, we don't have a spare person to use it on, nor a place where we could secure that subject.
You place your hands on the side of your bed to get up and"AAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH" You shout as you crumple back down, cradling your right arm, ok so that was a very good idea.after a few minutes of pain and regret,You pivot your legs to the side and push them against the frame, eventually pushing yourself up and off the bed. You're now standing on the carpet floor of your's and Maria's room. What do you do look at one of your trophies (which Katana, blood, letter/ loot from the castle) Look at the vodka bottle leave Maria's laptop write in
>>35391802If we can properly restrain her, I say we give it to the nun and farm her for her blood.>>35391870> Look at the vodka bottleMaybe a sip will dull the pain?
>>35391890I feel bad for the nun
>>35391870 Maria's laptopLets not go places people could attack us. Put some music on or browse the web, maybe google mr ex vampire and relatives?
>>35391870 Try again, and this time lets not use our obviously injured arm to get up.
>>35391870 Look at the vodka bottle>>35391890And if the Nun suddenly goes all vamp rage and rips Lyra to shreds?
>>35391902Layla doesn't care
>>35391870>>35391919If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.Also, this room doesn't seem very interesting.
>>35391902Layla is the god she must worship now.
>>35391890We gave the nun to our poison teacher, we aren't going to get her back, and otherwise we would need to share our spoils.>>35391870>blood
>>35391934>LyraWe're some kind of snake lady monster. Not a spider. But at least you tried.
>>35391934>IF we can properly restrain her
>>35391870This: >>35391919You don't build pain resistance by giving up just because it hurts. Lets go for another round.
>>35391951If we go Vampire we'll actually have the power to compel that.>>35391961How do you determine proper restraints for a coked up blood starved creature of the night?
>>35391952Don't you think the poison teacher would leap at the chance to get a vampire to experiment on?
>>35391975>>35391919>>35391941You got up thou
>>35391934>And if the Nun suddenly goes all vamp rage and rips Lyra to shreds?I say we restrain her with proper chains first. Lots of 'em. Like that place we saw.
>>35391975You may you know... damage the arm worse and fuck everything up lengthening the time it takes to heal also.HURR RIPPED FLESH AND TENDONS! MUST USE!>>35391991I think she'll use us as a goddamn test subject as well. Steer clear.
>>35391975It doesn't just hurt, it hurts because our arm is seriously injured, putting further stress on it is going to hinder our healing process, thats really not worth it.>>35391991I bet she would, I don't want to share with her though.
>>35391993Oh, in that case, I'm voting "[x] leave"
>>35392009We said we're not going to use our injured arm for this.Anyway, since we won't be needing it, lets [x] leave.
>>35391870>Look at Vodka bottle>Take a swigA) The burn will help take our mind off the ungodly pain, and B) the alcohol will help numb the pain before we can feel it again. A shot of vodka can do wonders as a painkiller, if it's strong enough.
>>35391870>>35391952Change to>VodkaLeaving now is just pointless while we are so beaten up.
>>35392071>A) The burn will help take our mind off the ungodly pain, and B) the alcohol will help numb the pain before we can feel it again.And that's exactly why I'm opposed to this.Because I want layla to learn to deal with pain.
>>35392089She is dealing with itThe russian way
>>35392089I'm opposed to drinking it too, but leaving is even worse, because we are in no state to deal with a school full of people that don't like us.
>>35391870>[x] leaveRoom's boring.
>>35392089Best way to deal with pain is vodka
>>35391870[x] leaveLike, what are we going to do here?
>>35391870> look at one of your trophies>vodkaI want to know just how strong this is. And if Layla can get drunk
>>35392136Check out our trophies, like preparing a emergency syringe from the blood?You guys do remember at least one other student wants to murder us?
>>35392110>a school full of people that don't like us.Other than that one agent who wants us dead and is specifically disallowed from doing that, and the req guy who doesn't have any real grudge against us, who dislikes us at school now?
>>35392171The girl that was friends with the one we murdered, the girl we sucker punched. And of course the guy whos hand we blew away, and the entire rest of that class really.
>>35392191>The girl that was friends with the one we murderedYou are confusing that one I think, there was the possibility the girl from the pic was associated with her one we murdered, but we don't know. Spot on about the others though.
>>35392191I don't think the rest of that class hates us. Maybe the guy whose hand we blew up.As for the girl we sucker punched, I don't see why she would hate us. She was itching for a good fight and it seemed we gave her one in the end.I guess there is the girl who was friends with the one we murdered though
You look at the vodka bottle"Brausrburge's finest, since 1645""Hair of the dog that bit you"there's an image of Wallus? that looks like Wallus, and is that his owner. Why is he dressed like he's going to a Renaissance fair? You ignore it and look over the bottle. It looks old, well the glass does at least, like it had been tossed around, covered in dust, buried a few times, dug up, and left in a fire. You put it back down as you notice a tuft of fur resting at the bottom of the bottle. You turn to leave, but quickly realize you're still in your pajamas.You open the door and look out. the red hair girl you sucker punched notices you and her mouth drops open in a shocked gape."You're arm" she mummers looking at it "What happened, did little kitty get bit by a dog?"what do you say vampire did it I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you European counts are tough bastards Industrial meat grinder, slipped while feeding it
>>35392162I would be okay with this, since it is always better to be prepared just in case. But of course, the blood is an absolute last resort.
>>35392237> Industrial meat grinder, slipped while feeding it
>>35392237> European counts are tough bastards>return and cloth ourselvesAt least don't go without our damn gear
>>35392233>She was itching for a good fightShe was pretty mad at us for the sucker punching, she wanted a straight fight.
>>35392237 European counts are tough bastards"If they are into nibbling, don't"
>>35392237[x] European counts are tough bastards
>>35392237> vampire did it
>>35392290And we gave her one right after the sucker punch. ORAORAORAORA and all that.
>>35392321yeah that devolved into a straight slugfest.
"European counts are tough bastards" You say turning around and closing the door, ignoring the strange look on her face as you do so, deciding to put on some clothes first. And with some effort you manage to get dressed, though your shirt is a little lopsided.You walk out the door and red head is gone. You also lock the door, don't want your vodka or blood stolen after all. Though it would be useful to have a vampire for harvesting purposes really, but the last one nearly did you in, so you aren't really antsy to get another bloodsucker that you can't trust running around.What do you do now
>>35392457 go to a class Maria vision request office time to tell someone about how badass you are
>>35392477 request officeTime to restock of goods.
>>35392477 go to a classEither go watch explosives or posions.
>>35392477> Request a repeat of the wondermix from the medics while we go to...> Maria vision
>>35392477>[x] request officeTime to be his favourite customer
>>35392477>[x] Maria vision
>>35392477 Maria vision
>>35392477> go to a class (poisons)Seems we're finally on her good side. Lets see what class is like
>>35392477>>35392509That was supposed to be>Maria visionLayla can get on the way to the request guy
>>35392477>[x] poisons class
>>35392477[x] poisons classI'm curious
>>35392477> Maria visionI wonder what she does while we aren't around, I bet she keep stealing our kills.
>>35392477> Maria visionwe can always go to poison class and torture nuns.
>>35392477> go to a class (poison)
>>35392593About what? We already have been to poison class, both with lazy teacher and not lazy teacher, we know what it looks like.>>35392477> Maria vision
>>35392477Poison classI really want to see what poison class is like now that miss stone is up and actually likes us.
>>35392477> Maria vision Seriously guys, samefagging over something like this
>>35392667I'm not sure she likes us, but she doesn't hate us now that we gave her a gift.
>>35392477 class poison>>35392662That was back when she was suffering a super strong sleep drug. Now is different.
>>35392684Huh? No?We already went to poison class several times, did you miss how Layla got bored with the Nun starting to try to crawl away all the time?
Smiling you walk down the hall, humming. Imaging all the possibilities of vodka, blood, and the ways to torment request guy, Or maybe you'll visit your good friend the nun, you don't know really. After some thought you decide to go to poisons class and begin heading towards the shack, ignoring the whispers, stares, and jackass in your way.......You are Maria smith, and you are in deep thought on a chair. Layla, Your roommate and only friend, You used to have more friends but they're gone now, Well she is currently all beaten and broken due to a vampire she claims, you don't want to believe it, but she's awfully protective of that blood she brought back. Most of your first mission is blank and empty as far as you can remember, By your count "Maria" came out a total of three times, probaly more. All you know is last time you came to, You, Layla, and that val girls were in a room partially on fire with a charred corpse in it, and Layla was laughing in that demented laugh she has that makes you scared like a little child left alone in the dark, or when people notice and stare at you, awful feeling really. And her arm was all....torn up, you had to practically carry her back with how beaten up she was, and she keeps saying it was a vampire who did it, but vampires aren't realYou're feeling somewhat stressed due worry and creeping terrorwhat do you do  Layla vision Look in a mirror go back to make sure Layla hurt herself playing with a katana or something  Go try and make a friend
>>35392477> Maria vision>>35392684 and helped ms stone with her new "toy", the nun, who has stopped screaming and now sobs and tries to scurry away like a beaten child, disappointing really, you thought she would last longer than she did.
>>35392705That was extracurricular time. We don't drag out the nun during class.
>>35392722> Look in a mirror> go back to make sure Layla hurt herself playing with a katana or something
>>35392722 Layla visionSeriously, we're going to class.
>>35392722 Layla visionI'm not excited about any of these options.
>>35392722> Look in a mirror> go back to make sure Layla hurt herself playing with a katana or somethingWe can go to class anytime, its not like its going to run away.
>>35392722> Look in a mirror
>>35392722> Layla vision
>>35392765You not excited at talking to "Maria" in the mirror?
>>35392722[x] Layla vision
>>35392722>[x] Look in a mirror>[x] go back to make sure Layla hurt herself playing with a katana or something
>>35392722 > Layla vision
>>35392722> Look in a mirror> go back to make sure Layla hurt herself playing with a katana or something Seriously guys, we asked for these alt. PoV options
>>35392722 [x] Layla vision
>>35392722 get back to layla>>35392841sorry, but I just don't like maria
>>35392722>[x] Look in a mirror
>>35392722>[x] Layla vision
>>35392722 Look in a mirror
>>35392722 Layla visionmaria's dull
>>35392722[x] Look in a mirror
Ugh this samefagging fucking hurts
>>35392722I've already voted but I just want to say this is a load of shit.
You look in the mirror, washing your face to clean up, you look up and see you and you."Hi" You say from behind you"Hi" you say to yourself in front of yourself"How are you doing" You say in synch "Fine" You reply at the same time "How about you"."I had fun a few days ago" The other you says smiling "You should have seen it". You shake your head, no you shouldn't have, it was probaly horrible and nasty what you did that day. You need to be in control or otherwise you hurt people, it's how it is, it's how it is.You then realize you left Layla alone with nothing to do, and that she's most likely going to hurt herself trying to get up or somethingYou jog back and see that the door is locked, "oh I remembered" You say as you unlock it and throw it open, to see and empty room, with a torn envelope on the floor. Your eye twitches as you realize Layla is out and about with a really messed up arm.....You are Layla Miller and you are confused, see there are three more people outside of the shack with you, one of them is an agent who seems to be keeping the others out"Sorry, but Ms stone said she needed a few minutes before class starts" He says sound very sad about himself .What do you do go in look in a window Ask him what she's doing other
>>35392961> go inOh ok
>>35392961> go in
>>35392936Turns out /tg/ is a pretty bad place to host quests when shit like this happens.
>>35392961 go in
>>35392936>>35392998I don't get why people even bother.
>>35392998Eh, its just that one guy who doesn't like Maria and constantly wants us to kill her or something.
>>35392998Oh what the fuck, do we have one of those antiquesters in this thread?The ones who have to ruin every vote until the quest implodes?
>>35393057There was definitely samefagging going on on both sides.
>>35393057Sorry, but that wasn't me.My reaction to this whole thing was pic related.
>>35393057Nah, it was definitely that "MARIA MAH WAIFU" fag.
>>35393058There are people like that on /tg/?
>>35393099Sure it wasn't.
>>35393160I actually voted for the Maria perspective.Seemed like a decent opportunity to influence her to be less of a stiff.
>>35393119Is there one? I never noticed.
>>35393179>Seemed like a decent opportunity to influence her to be less of a stiff.Speaking of which, I have no idea why Maria suddenly started running back to check up on Layla. That was literally the last thing I wanted to happen. I would've commented but I figured those votes got drowned out anyhow.
>>35393207Because she does that all the time anyway?
>>35393207it's all a samefag anyhow.one day we'll all wake up to realize we don't exist and this is just the OP playing by himself.
>>35393244Sure, but WHY would we promote that?That was literally putting Maria on a collision course with Layla.Cripes, why ruin a good thing?I wanted to see other "Maria."
>>35393244-_-Because we don't want her to?
You ignore the crowd and open the door."Hey wait you aren't supposed to" The agent says before his shoulders slump "ahhh forget about it, just do it". The door swings close behind you and you see Ms Stone Dragging the Sleeping nun into the little basement where she keeps her when she isn't using her."Oh, Layla" She says looking at your arm "I have just the thing for that arm of yours"."Don't need it" You say "I prefer to heal naturally and doubt anything would work"."Is that a challenge?" she says sounding a bit like you "So what happened"."Helped a friend, things got interesting" You say "it was a really fun night"."Well at least you didn't die" She said "test subjects are only good when fresh"."Yeah" you say "but it's not like you could catch me". She glares death at you."Only the headmaster saved you that day, girly" She says smiling "one of these days it'll be you on the table, but until then it's good to have a spare set of hands"."Oh please I could've gotten away" You say crossing your arms as you sit down on a chair as Ms stone close the door to the basment and lets the two others in. One is maxwell maxwell, the other is a....you think it's a rather girllish looking boy, or a manly looking girl, can't tell for sure."now class, today we'll be learning about how to make a non lethal liquid able to kill even the most Rasputinian of targets" She says smiling "open books to page 492".An hour or two pass. it was pretty basic stuff really, but you learned some useful pointers, and got an invitation to play with the nun later. You walk out of the shack and wince at the breeze blowing in your eyes. You shiver slightly and stop yourself from rubbing your armsWhat do you do requests nother class room find someone talk to random people
>>35393253Please, I'm not real
>>35393244I'm not even sure how those votes won, to be honest. Sounds like some of those were samefagged (like everything else, sheesh).
>>35393306> nother class'splosion
>>35393306> requestsThat was second on the to-do list
>>35393294I have no issue with that, it allows us to have Layla make her really unhealthy choices, while still having a safety line.> nother classIs there a chem class?Where we could get the equipment to expiremnt on our zombie drug
>>35393327All the votes were samefagged, there is only us two here anyway. Hell, I samefagged some of both sides.
>>35393306 nother class (DISGUISE!)I remember there's a disguise class and we should probably check it out.
>>35393367But... then who am I?
>>35393367Huh, I samefagged both sides too.
>>35393306> nother class (disguise)new class good class
So confused right now
>>35393412Hell ill back this, unless it leads back to the stealthers, who are in dire need of a grenade.
>>35393367I samefagged a bit, but only one side every time.
>>35393306>Find the headmaster>Trade vampire blood for shitton of lucky coins>???>Become headmaster
>>35393306>[x] Find the headmaster and trade vamp blood
>>35393367>>35393387>Just over one minute apartI smell samefagging
>>35393306 Another class (disguise)I'm all for Maria not finding us.
>>35393478We're all samefags now
>>35393478For once, that one was actually not a samefag.
>>35393440[implying the headmaster isn't already functionally immortal with all those lucky coins]You decide to visit the disguise class. Looking at a map you notice that disguise class is supposedly in side the request building. But looking at another map shows it as ontop of the headmaster officeIn fact judging from all the mapsthere are either twenty different disguise classes, or this is some kind of test. Or you could just find alex and ask for tipseither or.You shake your head, turning away and walking towards one of the areas listed. Only to see a bush move, and cough."I can see you there you know" You say holding back laughter. And a strange looking man jumps out, in mishmashed attire."ahabutthatwasjusthefirstofmanytestsmyyoungstudent" He says quickly pulling on his tweed coat while adjusting his weird looking glasses "butIsawyouwerelookingformyclassanddecidedtogiveyouatestonlyachildcouldfailgoodworkpassing"."Are you alright?" you ask hoping he isn't going to start shouting or something "cause you don't sound alright"."ohyesyesyesperfectlyfineIjusttendtothinkanddoatafasterratethanmost" He says "sodoyouwishtolearnmysecretsofbeingsomethignelseentirely?"What do you saysureyeaaaah no maybe later your talking is going to give me a hearattackwrite in
>>35393584 sureI need a free shrugs jpeg.
>>35393584sureShow no fear
>>35393625A) I don't even have photoshop (that thing is a sprawling mess of options)B) It really wasn't a samefag.
>>35393584> maybe later your talking is going to give me a hearattack
>>35393584 >>yeaaaah no
"Suuuure?" you say "I mean I'll probably regret this later on"."Goodnowthelessonofthedayisspotingadisguisefoeratheruseflskilldontyathink" He says tapping his heals together "soyoumustfindmebeforeIgetmycoffee"."Do you really need coffee?" you ask "Imean I don't want to see a heartattack, without snacks that is""Ohnononono" He says "needacupajoetostayawakeorelseigetdrowsyandicantgetdrowsyyouknowbadformyhealtherwellenoughtalkingonetwothreestart".And with that he's off running, faster than you thought he could, leaving you alone and confused"well better get started "you say following r strange man, hands in your pocket.roll 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>35393798
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>35393798
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>35393798
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>35393798
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35393798Rollan
>>35393814>>35393830>>35393839I cant help but feel this is just Laylas general apathy
You close your eyes and walk, ignoring the pain in your arm and listening in on everything around youthe wind, the clack of your shoes, a desperate scream, an lovers spat, and some many other things.You enjoy you mock isolation you've created for yourself as you begin to walk faster and faster. Until you hear giggling and turn, opening your eyes. to find the disguise teacher passed out on a bench, in a very convincing headmaster disguise, you almost didn't realize it was him , except for the fact the headmaster is slightly less round in the middle, other than that he looks almost exactly the sameWalking up to him and shaking him, causing a nearby student to faint. He looks at you blinking "damnhowdidyouknowitwasme" he asks."you're a bit fatter than him and the headmaster doesn't sleep on benches" you say smiling."Whatarudethingtosay" He pouts "andyeshedoeshedoesn'tsleepanywhereelse"."Really?!" you ask laughing"astrueasbuttermelts" he says standing up and dusting himself off "butforgethattimetoabusemydisguiseuntiltherealheadmasterfindsoutseeyouaround""What a weirdo" You say watching him walk slowly off, copying the headmasters usual movement"what do you do now class request find someone room explore
>>35394043> class>chem class or explosions if there isn't one
>>35394043> find someone (ALEX)
>>35394043> class (alex)
>>35394043> class>Mr Fraust
>>35394043> requestWere walking around low in stock
>>35394043>[x] class (explosives)We haven't blown up a single person since we started. This needs to change.>>35394141But thats where Maria will look first.
You decide to find alex. after several minutes of stumbling around and wincing in pain from people bumping into your arm, you find yourself outside of the first year dorms. You sit down with a sigh, wishing the pain would leave. And just then you hear."Looking for someone" In your voice."Hey Alex" you call out "and yes I am, for a very annoying androgynous bastard"."I know of none who meet that description" it says "But I've been tailing you for a while, another is tracking you as well, your roommate I believe"."Meh" you say "I've been wanting a sane person to talk to, being around crazy gets boring after awhile" . it looks at you, its head tilted"Odd creature" it says "Your arm is wounded yet you do not fix it, for what reason do you leave that weakness in place"."Because the pain reminds me I'm alive and awesome" You say smiling "not to mention it doesn't just heal over night"."Then why are you about?" it asks "If you were attacked you'd be at a disadvantage" "Ain't no fun in nothing if there ain't no challenge" You say standing up "now unless you're going to go all sage advice on me, I need to get back to my dorm so I can lie and say I was in the bathroom or something". its eyes look at you in confusion, it shakes its head and vanishes in the crowd."Seriously, what's with that thing?" You ask yourself as you stand up and stretch slightluWhat do you do room find Maria request class  write in
>>35394356No stealth lessons?!:-(
>>35394356Pretty sure we wanted stealth lessons from alex, GM.>>35394356 class (explosives)
>>35394356> requestSo we can pretend we had been there all the time.>>35394393I don't think we will get another lesson until Alex gets interested in more poisons.
>>35394161>We haven't blown up a single person since we started. This needs to change.That's because we're not really getting explosives for some stupid reason.On that last mission explosives would've REALLY helped.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>35394356 stealth to class (explosives)
>>35394417And Alex won't do anything unless it gets something in return, and even then it wouldn't teach you very useful skills, since it is just as, if not more paranoid than Layla. Honestly stealth class is the better option for that stuff
>>35394443Which is why we need to talk to Fraust.We do have some stuff to make thermite from, so thats a start.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>35394356This: >>35394463
>>35394443We need to improvise more. Make some molotow cocktials for starters.
>>35394472We're happy to keep trading pointers on skills.
>>35394520Molotov is going to be difficult with the ban on alcohol.
>>35394520We're not wasting alcohol on that. We have other incendiaries for that.
>>35394356> find Maria
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>35394356> stealth to explosivesThree birds with one stone. We avoid Maria (and anyone else we should avoid). We practice stealth. And we get more explosives class.
>>35394560>>35394545Alcohol is shit for making molotw cocktails, you use gasolin for that of certain liquids used for fumigation have carbon disulfide which is even better.
>>35394480We should make some time for the beach soon so we can actually get magnetite.
>>35394608We already have stuff to make thermite. Its in our inventory, I requested it last time, we only need to find a chem class.
>>35394602I have a feeling we'll need to make a trip to the local gas station for that. Request office probably won't provide.
>>35394639Wait, what did you request?Because I was the one who requested the aluminum foil and magnets and everything.
>>35394639I'm sure the explosives teacher can help teach us to make that into some sort of grenade.
>>35394676We requested lacquer and a bunch of shit like that that usually contains magnetite. And OP just gave us stuff to make thermite more directly, probably because he doesn't want to bother.
>>35394687Thermite isn't explosive. At all. It just burns REALLY fucking hot, and it has its own oxygen so you can't smother it once it starts burning.
>>35394709Its a incendiary often used in self-made explosives because its so easily available, so yes, we can ask the teacher help us make that into a sort of grenade, like by giving us some explosive.And its not true its not a explosive "at all".
You decide to explosive class. walking slowly and with thought while taking back paths and walking through crowds, to try and lose Maria.You find Mr.fraust sitting, tinkering with various chemicals."Oh hello" he says turning around and looking at your arm "Hehe, we were almost twins". He waves his stub in the air smiling."So what're you doing?" You ask walk up the vials and pushing one, causing Mr fraust to grab you and put you a few feet away from them"STAY AWAY FROM THOSE" he shouts his kind tone vanishing for a second "one wrong move and we'll both go boom"."Sounds exciting" You say sarcastically "So what's the lesson today"."Uuuhm, hrrrm" he says scratching his chin "well I was going to see if you could smell fake tnt from the real ones via burning fuses,, but the headmaster told me that wasn't allowed, didn't know he could talk that fast, so I was just making something real quick to help the creeeeeeative juices get flowing""BUT THAT SOUNDS FUN!" you shout throwing your arms in the air"I KNOW RIGHT" he says his voice sounding harsh again "Anyway you want anything, I can give you a hand book for this kind of stuff if you want, not very good at teaching by anything but example and i don't have anything set up besides fake and real TnT""Well it would be useful" You say "But if it's a handbook I probably know everything inside it"."well you won't know if you don't look now will you?" he says shoving booklet in your hand "now go run off and have fun being a teenager or something".What do you do? room request class find someone write in a
>>35394757> roomRest and heal
>>35394757> write inOkay:>but the headmaster told me that wasn't allowed, didn't know he could talk that fast, so I was just making something real quick to help the creeeeeeative juices get flowing"We inform him that was the disguise teacher. We just came from disguise "class" a moment ago.
>>35394757>ask him if he really needs ALL of that tnt....
>>35394757>>35394799This>or at least if we could use his chem set
>>35394757>>35394788>>35394857both of these
"That was the disguise teacher" you say "Had his class like twenty minutes ago"."what?" he says "You mean to tell me I could still do the tnt thing"."Well i don't think the headmaster would approve of it either" you say "I would but that would help matters no would it?""Sadly yes" He says walking off "Now I'm off to beat his ass for pulling this shit, don't fuck with the beakers if you want to keep that arm"."Will do you" you say as you eye the box of tnt, before grabbing a few sticks that smell of explosives2 sticks of TNT acquired what do you do now room class request write in
>>35395013> requestWe need to get some damn contact poisons, we can't keep jamming syringes into people.
>>35395013> room>Timeskip until we're healed enough to go on a mission
>>35395051I know what you mean, but lets get some equipment first.
You decide to head back to your room and hope you don't run into Maria on the way. You stumble up the stairs, nursing your wounded arm due to people running into it all day seemingly. You eventually find room 1856. and find it unlocked.Your spine goes cold as you wonder if anyone could have taken you blood. throwing open the door, you scan the room and quickly see the chalice where you left it. you close the door behind you and leave it unlockedWhat do you do lay down pretending to be asleep look at the letter pretend to have passed out in the bathroom wait for maria write in
>>35395206> read our first aid manual and learn some first aid skillSeriously this is important and maria's not gonna mind that.
>>35395206> read first aid book
>>35395206>[x] pretend to have passed out in the bathroom
You sit down on your bed and search through your pack. After a minute or two you find the first aid kit and throw it open. it's filled with rolls of things and bandaids, as well as some bottles of stuff you don't know, a thread and needle, a hand book, and a smaller boxyou flip through the hand book and quickly learn the basics of first aid, like to clean out the wound, or how to not treat a burn.and then you hear the door open and turn and see the blank eyes of Maria, who looks rather displeasedwhat do you do Where have you been run throw the book at her tell the truth write in
>>35395368>>35395368>I'm not good at bandaides... help?
>>35395368 Where have you been?You mind giving me a hand with these bandaids?
>>35395368> tell the truth>YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! I WOULD KNOW.
>>35395368>[x] Where have you been
>>35395368>>35395468Nope, this>>35395404Sounds good enough.
>>35395404Gotta go to bed now. too fucking tiredPlease don't get Layla killed and don't lose the vamp blood.
>>35395368> Where have you been
"And where have you been?" You say. She looks taken aback."Where have I Been" She says "where have you been?""Here" You say smiling "where else would I be?"She glares at you."Everywhere else, maybe" She says "You weren't here when I came here". You remember the images from the weird game on Maria's laptop, making yourself blush ."I was in the rest room" You say hiding your face as you hear Maria start stuttering."You...were?" She says sounding a tad embarrassed "I..I didn't look there"."Well why would you, you aren't pervert, are you?" you say trying to be innocent. She hides her face. "Mariaaaaah" You say "why are you turning away MArrrriaaaa"."I..I'm n--not a pervert" She says slowly "Wanttowatchamovieorsomething".What do you do press her sure show her the letter write in
>>35395747> sure> show her the letter
>>35395747sorry for taking so long for nothing much btw
>>35395747> sure> show her the letter>>35395792'tis okay
>>35395747> sure> ask her to help with bandaging our arm
>>35395747 sureand DONT show her the letter
>>35396000Why not ? What harm would it do us ?
>>35395854This, and no letter.
>>35396018We haven't read the second page yet, and we're supposed to read that alone.I don't want to get started on telling her about the letter until we know what's in the second page.
>>35396057And we trust this guy and follow his instructions because?
"Fine" You say watching relief spread across her face, "A horror movie, with vampires please".."Will you drop the vampires?" she says laughing nervously and glancing at the chalice."No, because I killed one" You say "And I'm broken because of it"."Sure you did' she says sounding slightly scared as she carts out the tv "So we got hunt of the scarlet draped count, and the seductress of London town" "Hunt" You say "the other sounds like a bad adult movie""You aren't wrong" She says putting in the disk, causing the screen to fill with a really poor quality title screen with a picture of a mustachioed man covered in dried blood "but it's actually really scary".She sits down and avoids your gaze as the opening credits begin"Oh by the way I got a letter" You say pointing at it "may want to read it, or something". She grabs it and reads it for a few moments, before she starts to look a bit terrified."Layla" She says sounding like a kicked puppy "whats the bottom bit about?""I don't know" You say grinning "want to read it together?" She shakes her headwhat do you do watch the movie read letter in the bathroom read the letter with maria  (write in)
>>35396087Oh good grief if you want we'll pull out some gloves and maybe get a gas mask for the occasion just to be safe.But I want to read it first. I'm assuming he has a reason for us not to want anyone else to read it.
>>35396106NO. WE VOTED AGAINST TELLING HER ABOUT THE LETTER.REDO.
>>35396106>>35396106>Read the letter with MariaIgnore the trip, doing shit in another thread, can't be assed to remove it.
>>35396106> read the letter with maria >>35396109And that reason might be so no-one can help us with whatever is in there?>>35396128It wasa tie, and the votes for not reading came way later.
>>35396128it was even split three both sidescan't coexist
>>35396128It was a tie, and there was no complaints about it until more than 5min after the reading votes. Op gotta close at some point.
>>35396145So, in other words "it was a tie at some point, and then I lost, but you should only count the votes so I won?"
>>35396106>[x] read letter in the bathroom
>>35396106[x] read letter in the bathroomWell we have no choice now. Thanks GM.
>>35396170You someone I know?
>>35396167It was a tie until the end.>>35395781>>35395829>>35396055>>35396080>>35396000>>35396034
>>35396106> read the letter with maria
>>35396204That doesn't count as a tie, you missed >>35395828>>35395870All those are votes for actions that do NOT include the letter
>>35396106> watch the movie> read letter in the bathroomuse gloves and don't breath when we open it
>>35396240They don't specify either way, so they don't count against it either.
>>35396106>[X] read letter in the bathroom
>>35396106>[x]watch the movieWhy do we care again?
>>35396258They do specify jackass. Voting for telling maria has nothing to fucking do with whether or not you want to go watch movies with Maria. Telling maria was a separate option they CLEARLY didn't vote for.Thank you for being unable to count, jackass.
>>35396282>Voting for telling maria has nothing to fucking do with whether or not you want to go watch movies with MariaExactly. And? If they aren't against it, why not combine the vote?
>>35396307...If you're not voting for an option, that means they're not voting for the option.How is this not obvious?
>>35396343It is obvious, but it doesn't break the tie about the option either.
>>35396356Other votes that say "Lets just do X" aren't votes that compete with Y you say?Cripes, are you fucking retarded?
>>35396379Do you honestly want the OP to not combine votes again? That going to bite us in the ass down the line, you do realize that?
>>35396356People only vote for the options they want. If they didn't vote for your option, that means they didn't want it.Am I getting through to you yet?
>>35396421You honestly have never seen a QM combine several popular votes?
>>35396407Well this is biting us in the ass NOW.
>>35396421The votes that were in favor of reading were more numerous than those that didn't have a opinion either way.>>35396447How? IN what way does this evem inconvenience us?
>>35396441>You honestly have never seen a QM combine several popular votes?>combine popular votes>popularAnon, with this many votes against telling her about the letter, you can't rightly call that popular.
Jesus christ would you all shut up.
>>35396469In the way a bunch of us did NOT want her to know about the letter but it happened anyway.I'm sure you're happy because that's what you voted for and now you're trying to argue to protect your bullshit win, but it's still illegitimate bullshit.
>>35396447except for how there is absolutely no downside from this?Seriously, what? How does this bite us in the ass?
>>35396501>In the way a bunch of us did NOT want her to know about the letter but it happened anyway.Again I have to ask, why ? Why could we possibly want to follow this guys instructions ? Why would we have any reason to keep this a secret ?
>>35396503It's a little too soon to know yet, dumbass. I have a feeling we're going to find out if we keep with this nonsense though.
>>35396548Or maybe there isn't one?Seriously, I can't even think of anything that could be in that second half where it would hurt us for Maria to be there.
>>35396533When the issue is "the votes were miscounted and we have our reasons for votes against this" saying "but seriously my vote is a great idea so it's all fine why don't you join my side?" is not a legitimate answer. It's a red herring.
>>35396579But votes were not miscounted, both votes of "showing" and "not showing" were more numerous than those for no opinion, hence it was a tie.
>>35396579There was no complaint about the letter until five minutes in, until you complained and all of a sudden there streamed in votes for "not shwoing".
>>35396604Calling those votes "no opinion" is disingenuous. Remember >>35396421?Selective perception sure is useful for you but I'm not letting you get away with that.
"Hey can you pause the movie for a minute?" you ask "I need to go to the bathroom"."Sure but the letter" she says "it seems a bit odd don't you". You smile at her and place your good hand on her shoulder "It's nothing to worry about it, and besides it's not like this is the first strange letter I've gotten""But what if someone's trying to hurt you?" She says sounding like she's about to cry"The best way to kill with a letter is poison" You say "and poison knows better to hurt me". She smiles slightly and you grab the letter and scurry off."Be careful Layla" she cries outside the door "don't breath in any powder or anything"."But mail powder is delicious, tastes like almonds" You say sarcastically as you carefully pull off the tapeWhat you read makes your blood run colda smear of blood across the top of the second page"now we both know you're clever enough to realize who is actually writing this letter, Layla. I must thank you for freeing me of myself, I was growing quite bored with playing the beast in the castle, so bored I wanted to die, I brought nothing but stagnation and rot to the town I had built, and you freed me, for which I am eternally grateful, do not worry I won't eat so ravenously , don't want to draw attention. And I do so hope you take care of what's left of my castle, feel free to punish any squatters as you see fit, they're lives are yours to toy with as you please, they're too stupid to really fight back, far to stupid and cowardly to revolt. And if you ever decide to take up my mantle as a beast of the night, I'd very much like a chat, the never ending nights grow lonely easily and I am in need of companionship, perhaps over a cup of virgin's blood? Also if you do take the step towards hungering damnation, please take a few pints of blood to preserve, it'd be a shame if I didn't taste you untainted at least once.XOXO Thradrick Brausr. By the way, I've been thinking of changing my name to something more modern, what do you think?
>>35396637But it is no opinion, if they had one, they would have added them once it became clear there was a issue, but they didn'T. No one complained about the showing for several minutes.
>>35396656Oh noes, good thing we didn't show this to Maria, she would have ... I got nothing. Why wouldn't we want her to know this?
>>35396664When the votes for and the votes against are tied, and there is a rather large amount of votes that exclude the option, then that option does not get to win.You are willfully misinterpreting those votes in order to get away with this BS.
>>35396656(sorry about fucking up, again)Ok, so that's slightly disturbing, you say as you feel a wet chill down your spineYou flush the letter down the train and walk back out."So what was it?" maria asks rubbing her eyes."oh just some legal bullshit" you say sitting down as she unpauses the movie what do you do watch the movie pass out (time skip) fuck around with the blood
>>35396656Looks like we have a job left to finish.And this time, explosives. Lots and lots of explosives.>>35396702> fuck around with the blood>finally draw those syringes for emergencies.
>>35396702>fuck around with the blood
>>35396702>Pass outWe should at least get this guy some pints of blood. That whole 'it'd be a shame to taste you untainted' means he intends to come and visit us at some point. I'd LOVE to not get chewed the fuck up at that time. Not sure about the rest of you.
>>35396702>Ok, so that's slightly disturbing, you say as you feel a wet chill down your spineEr, we have the fearless trait, though.>what do you do[x] watch the movieSure why not.
>>35396702> watch the movie
>>35396740We should prepare some more of the special rounds and more tnt, if he wants our blood, he has to fight for it.
>>35396752Disturbed, not scared. Like when a fat man looks at you like you're a juicy pie disturbed
>>35396702> watch the moviethen> pass out (time skip)>>35396740if you're not the QM of this thread, then take your fucking trip and name off
>>35396702> fuck around with the bloodoh yeah, lets go crazy, I wana eat people.
>>35396772*shrug*sure why not
>>35396759I'd rather just not fight for it.>>35396777Fine, fuck you too.
>>35396702>you say as you feel a wet chill down your spineFearless?>>35396702> fuck around with the blood
>>35396702> watch the movieThen make sure to set aside somewhere safe a syringe or two of the chalice blood and our own blood, as an insurance kind of
>>35396702>[x] fuck around with the bloodNo using it up yet, though, we should investigate our options. We could ask the poison teacher if she knows any uses for vampire blood. Keeping it as a trump card seems good, though.>>35396697It would have upset her, I guess.I've got nothing against this guy, he seems fun by Layla's standards. If he was the client, we satisfied his wishes well enough.
>>35396791>I'd rather just not fight for it.We aren't going to play his fucking blood doll.
>>35396697Because she is utterly terrified of vampires anon, that letter would have made her faint
>>35396820>wet chill down your spineThat does sound like "afraid" though.
>>35396702I'll second >>35396805
>>35396835No, we aren't. Which is why we have some for him to just drink. So he's not chewing the fuck out of us.
>>35396856I'm against just handing over our blood because that old creeper demands it. If he wants our blood, he can come get it.Way more fun that way too.
>>35396873Fuck giving him anything.
>>35396907FUCK GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
>>35396937sorry about caps
>>35396937FUCK AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
You grab the chalice, enjoying the whimper Maria makes at the current scene in the movie, in which the titular count feasts on the legs of some poor peasant girl. You poke the blood, watching it cling to your finger. You watched the ripples dissipate until you can see the reflection as the title pops down on the screen with a cheesy violin solo as the count is sealed in his tomb,for now. It's so pretty, you think as you look at the red tinged form of your visage. You need to get some fake blood and fangs to freak out Maria, or maybe feed it to her.the heroine of the movie appears, sleeping on a train, awakening from a nightmare of a wolf eating a little lamb gruesomely.Or you could use some of it for poisons, that should be interesting. or sell it, but that seems like a waste really.The heroine talks to an old women on the train, who you guess is the peasant girl from the opening. Maria is hiding under her covers, shivering.You look back at the blood and imagine all the things you can do. with itA voice in your head tells you to drink itanother says use it for stuffa small one says sell itbut you ignore them because you aren't like Maria, and the voices in your head just tell you to kill people, not decide what you doWhat do you do? fuck with the blood more (how) Scare Maria comfort maria pass out
We should ask "Maria" how okay she would be with us using Maria for feeding purposes if it comes to it.
>>35397004 drink it
>>35397004> comfort maria> pass out
>>35397004>[x] fuck with the blood more (how)>draw those spare syringes damn it> comfort maria
>>35397004>drink the blood
>>35397004> comfort mariano messing with the blood now, we need more research into it
>>35397004[x] drink the blood
>>35397004> fuck with the blood more (how)>Make spares> comfort maria> pass outLets get to the next mission.
>>35397004 [x] drink the blood
>>35397004>>35397067Second this, we need to get on the move again.We got poison, tnt, and weapons. Lets get something that pays for once.
>>35397004>>35397067ThisBut I don't think we're quite ready for the next mission, we need to stock up on supplies and get fully healed.Also this vote is going to get samefagged to hell
>>35397004>fuck with the blood. Fill a syringe with it, in case we need to use it to live
>>35397004>>35397045+1whatever, as long as we don't waste it by drinking or selling I don't care.Still don't think that was a good idea.
>>35397004I'll second >>35397045 & >>35397067You might want to close the votes early OP
>>35397004  drink it
>>35397004>>35397067+1 just because some joker is going to samefag "drink" for shits and giggles.
>>35397004I'm all for drinking it eventually, but this is not a suitably dramatic moment.>[x] comfort maria
>>35397004>>35397067This, and now I've got to leave for work.
want finale destination so as to lessen same fagging?
Don't fucking drink it. I don't wannt Vampire Layla.
>>35397004[x] drink the bloоd
>>35397155I think the trend is already strong in favor of not drinking and taking syringes. Might as well close now.
>>35397004I wanna be a vampire.
>>35397155Won't help much, as it stands these are the votes up to that postcomfort/passout>>35397037>>35397045>>35397058>>35397067>>35397078>>35397090>>35397106>>35397118>>35397128>>35397146>>35397150>>35397152they of course have some messing with the blood/syringes and passing out thrown in with themand the very obviously samefagged drink votes>>35397024>>35397053>>35397060>>35397081>>35397133
>>35397004[x] drink the blоod
>>35397155Just take the votes up until your post there.>>35397167Yep, >>35397193 looks accurate.
>>35397193I voted "[x] drink the blood" precisely because that can't be a fucking samefag.There's a 5 minute delay on posting duplicates.
>>35397229That means there is you and the samefag. Just look at all the other drinking votes going through different formatting.
>>35397229And you can bypass the delay with supreme ease, like the samefags did last thread.So don't try that bullshit.
>>35397247Sounds interesting. How do I do that?
>>35397270Did you qoute the wrong guy?Its pretty obvious what you have to do. Just think about how that delay gets enforced.
>>35397247You could argue the opposite. A multitude of votes the other way all different in text.
>>35397249Well done you idiot
>>35397295Some are within the same minute though.While none of the blood drinking are.
>>35397288No?I'm asking "how do you look at the votes in different formatting"
>>35397270I'm not going to tell you and make the problem worse, if I don't do it myself I sure as shit won't help others try to do it.
>>35397309That's actually not true.See: >>35397053 >>35397060
>>35397337Ah true. Didn't see those. We have three within one minute for the others ones though, and we already know there is two people voting for drinking. But we can do FD if someone really wants to go there.
wouldn't an easy fix to samefags be so that they can't reply to the same post multiple times within a time limit...this is why we need a quest specific board so that they can put restrictions like this on just that board
You go over to Maria and hug her (after placing that chalice down, don't want to spill it), She stops shaking and her head pops out of the covers, minus glasses. Her face is wet and her eyes red,"Come on" You lie "vampires aren't real, and if they were I wouldn't let the get to you". She hugs you back."Thanksh" She says "I needed that"And you sit down and watch the movie, Maria refusing to let go of you and still reacting like a beaten puppy to the movie, you eventually pass out from pain and boredomfive days laterYou wake up stretching, you right armed still hurting slightly, but your bruises have all but vanished and you feel alot better than you did five days earlierMaria's pampering seems to have payed offWhat do you do fuck around with blood/katana/potrait find someone get something to eat mission mission
>>35397337Aye one of those is me. I'd love to prove it with a print screen... but I'm on a pigmy laptop and I can't figure out how to hit print screen on it. Final destination vote would solve the problem.
>>35397373DID WE MAKE THE DAMN SPARES NOW??Seriously OP.> get something to eat> mission mission
>>35397391You could've in the five days, probably did in fact Chalice is still filled with blood
>>35397373>make a syringe with the blood in it, just in case.>get something to eat>mission mission
>>35397150>I'm all for drinking it eventually, but this is not a suitably dramatic moment.I think this is a hilariously dramatic moment, really.
>>35397478I'd agree with you, comfort Maria, she pops up, sees fangs and laughing Layla, faints, hilarious
>>35397150Really? Just watched bad vampire movies. Shotgun vampire blood. BLEH MARIA BLEEH
>>35397494We'll have to try again sometime.
>>35397373>[x] get something to eat>[x] mission missionSyringe with the blood would be nice, in case shit goes south and we need spooky vampire powers.>>35397478>>35397494>>35397507We blew it, missed such a good opportunity.
>>35397538Nah wasn't funny enough to be worth such a big decision, fake fangs would have worked.Its way funnier to keep pretending there are no vampires, while beeing one.
>>35397567I think it would be funny to make Maria a vampire, honestly.
You decide to get something to eat, and run to the cafeteria, grabbing a few peices of bacon, a poached egg, buttered toast, and a cold glass of grape juice. You eat alone, ignoring the people staring at your arm and ravenous eating. What they do not know is that you have vampire blood in your back pack2 syringes of vampire blood gained, use them well, the chalice doth not runneth over.The pompadour guy sits down next down next to you."so what's with the arm, tutts?" he asks munching on a piece of sausage."fought a count" You say "he had a very hungry hound, killed it"."looks like it's healing nice" he says going back to his foo "you take care of yourself you hear, don't want someone as interesting as you dying ""Oh are you in love with a girl you don't know" you say laughing."Nah, you ain't my type anyhow" he says "but when you came back with all the loot, people started talking, and I started listening, and I'd like to see how you dance, ya know?""What?" you say"I want to go on a mission with ya" he says "get to know the mysterious cat hoodied girl who keeps looking like she jumps in a meat grinder for fun, you can never have to many friends".What do you so yes no
>>35397612True. But I'm not sure if I want "Maria" being a vampire.
>>35397614> noDon't show our tricks to the competition.
>>35397614 noSolo mission best mission.>>35397624I think the nun tops. She'd probably die of fright from her own holy necklace and whatnot.
>>35397612No thanks.>>35397614Another NO!
>>35397624neither would Layla, or anyone who hurts her
>>35397614> no>>35397652I want to do that so bad, but I don't want our poison teacher to get her hands on that blood.
>>35397614 no by the way, what do people say about me?
>>35397652Do not... want to super power the nun.
>>35397657It would be hilarious for Layla to observe, but "Maria" with hypno powers is something even Layla has good enough sense to not be very keen on.
>>35397684We'd just wrap chains around her to keep her under control. You know, like that place.The beauty of vampire nun is that we get a replenishing supply of vampire blood.
So despite it obviously being no, anyone else?
>>35397712And so does the poison teacher, who wants to put us on that table too.We should really try to get another test-subject.
>>35397685>hypno powers.I guess we'd have to blindfold the nun too.Or we could just extract one of her eyes. Problem solved.
>>35397728>just extract one of her eyesBlinding seems like the most viable option for our blood cow. Blindfolds can be removed and shit.We burn the eyes and put silver over them so they don't heal back.
>>35397728>>35397728IT'd keep growing back.I'd rather either drink the vamp blood or use it as a second life button.
>>35397755Yeah if we pour molten silver in there it shouldn't be a problem.
>>35397763I wouldn't overdo it, we don't know how much silver kills a vampire.
>>35397712This would be great for use in a poison, but if we plan to drink it, an ancient vampire count's blood may lead to us becoming more powerful than a tortured, half-dead, fledgling's would.
>>35397774Alright, so first we burn out the eyes, and then we pour in a light amount of molten silver.
>>35397782Alright, so Layla will have to become a vampire first and *then* we'll maybe turn the nun.
"Maybe another time" you say standing up wiping your mouth "what do people say about me anyways""Well all kinds of stuff" he says, his face lighting up into a dumb looking smile "Like that you let your targets rough you up a bit to let them get hopes of winning, or that you're the daughter of ms stone on account of how a like you are"."interesting, well see you around, pompadour guy" You say"see ya cat ears" He shouts back as you leave You arrive at building eit's nearly desertedWhich job do you pick a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eye$3000 a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling$1000 A old man with glasses and a smirk, no hair$450
>>35397829> A old man with glasses and a smirk, no hairThis. Lets make an easy coin before we go on the harder missions.
>>35397829> a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smilingWe need to diversify our targets be more equal to the genders.
>>35397829[x] a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling $1000Maybe we can poison someone this time!
>>35397827I would like to test vampirism first on someone, to really figure out the extent of all those vulnerabilities. Thats why we have the two syringes afterall. We can experiment with the chalice blood, and always have that stuff for transformation if we need it.>[x] a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling$1000
>>35397829>old manJust mix it up.
>>35397860You poisoned Hida AND Thradrick (who's still alive due to being a fuckmothering vampire and has a vested interest in Layla)
>>35397829>[x] a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eyeWhat else are we going to use TNT on?
>>35397880I think he emans actually poisoning, not "jamming a syringe into someone" but poisoning food and stuff.
>>35397880Do we need to start carrying stakes and silver crosses or something?
>>35397829> a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eye
>>35397893We really should, now that we know vampires are a thing.
>>35397829> a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling>$1000Maybe a target were we can actually be subtle.And have some peace and queit to enjoy her eyes breaking.
>>35397829[X] a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eye
>>35397829> a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling
>>35397829>[X] a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eyeJust once I want to solve a mission with explosives.
>>35397829> a woman dressed real fancy like, sitting at a table smiling>>35397952We have a lot of mission ahead of us, and our arm is still not fully healed. And seriously, just tnt? Don't be so boring.
>>35397829>>35397844Coin first, guys.
>>35397970Did the count not teach you anything about assuming the low paying job being a easy one?
>>35397829>[x] a ragged looking man with a background of a savanah, a jagged scar over a milk white eyewe hardcore
>>35397964>And seriously, just tnt? Don't be so boring.Dont. Diss. TNT.It is wonderful. We haven't blown up any people or buildings yet. This needs to be rectified.
>>35398013But we only have two sticks of it. We can't even make a proper explosion with that.
>>35398032Just add some canisters of gasoline to that.
>>35398013If the job doesn't specify anything different, we can paralyze her with a poison, and then shove the tnt stick somewhere.>>35398045Why would we carry a canister on our job?
>>35398032Where there is a will, there is a way.Also we should hit up request office.
"well if it isn't the cat" The guy says "here for some blood money"."Oh you know me so well" you say looking at the photo "give me the details on this will ya?""Alright give me a second" he says walking off and returning moments later "here ya go kitty kitty"Amelia Smith (no relation to Maria)A crackpot journalist who's been digging a bit to deep in our happenings, a job for the school/ guild, a lucky coin if it looks like an accident"Oh and this guy" you say handing him the picture of the man"Aight" he says leaving againDan "steel eye" HartA merc fashioning himself a warlord, in africa. Been making a few to many grabs for power, and messing up a few deals our client needed to go throughBonus objectives: scalp himBonus objective : burn his camp to the groundsecret obbjective"so which one will it be, deary" He sayswhat do you say dan Ameliahow much more time do we have?
>>35398063Waste of TNT. If we're poisoning her lets be done with it.
>>35398087[x] danI mean:>Bonus objective : burn his camp to the groundSOLD!
>>35398087> danOkay I change my mind, this guy might have some fun toys.And arranging accidents isn't our style anyway.
>>35398087I wanna be a pyro.
>>35398087> danI wanted to get Maria to kill someone innocent, but no chance of that with this job. Another time then.
>>35398087>[x] danWas hoping for poison but dam, that's an easy bonus.
>>35398171It only seems easy because we don't yet know that he built his entire camp out of flame-retardant materials.
>>35398207This job is probably going to be brutally hard. But, thats the fun, and Layla just isn't made for "accidents" unless we could somehow arrange a accidental gas explosion.
>>35398205Looks like we all changed our mind.Seriously, accidents are always terribly hard to arrange in quests.
>>35398239We might need more pyro skill for subtle stuff like that,
>>35398087dan>>35398205Playing shadows of mordor. More lurking than voting at this point.
>>35398268It would be explosions, and we are already really good at that.Its just that arranging a gas explosion requires some gear we don't have to actually make it look convincing.
"Dan, that bonus sounds fun" You say"You know most staff kinda hate you crazies, but I fucking love ya" He says "I'd hug ya, but you'd kill me if I did"."Yes I would" You say following him"Also be careful not to let any sick people touch you" He says "cause you know"."Oh please, like I can get sick" You laugh"Hey you never know" he says opening the door to the bonus supplies "Well dig in"What do you take pick three 3 grenades Machete A friendDart gun and darts A fucking jeep (layla can't drive) body armor a regional disguise shock gloves A revolver and ammo A favor (assassin from another school helps)
>>35398205danBeen cleaning the kitchen out of a surprise fuckhuge ant infestation. I'm the mood for "kill it with fire." I've only been using boiling water on these ants though.
>>35398319> a regional disguise> body armor> 3 grenades
>>35398319> a regional disguise> 3 grenades> A friend"Maria" is meant for rip and tear.
>>35398319 3 grenades dart gun and darts body armor
>>35398322fuck ants, I sleep on the fucking ground and get a face full of those fuckers sometimes.But how many hours do we have to run?
>>35398319>[x] 3 grenades>[x]Dart gun and darts FINALLY>[x] A friend>>353983501,5?
>>35398319 3 grenades body armor a regional disguise
>>35398319>[x]Dart gun and darts>[x] a regional disguise>[x] A friendTime to pay us back, Maria.
>>35398319>Dart gun and darts> 3 grenades> A friend>Really wanna see her squirm tabout the scalp thing.But I don't really care much right now, solo would be okay too.
>>35398350I sleep on the ground too, but I haven't gotten ants there yet. I don't keep any food where I sleep.Boiling water kills them good though.
>>35398319 3 grenades Dart gun and darts a regional disguise
>>35398319> A fucking jeep (layla can't drive)Who gives a shit ?>Dart gun and dartsWe need to find a way to keep it.> A friendShe better not fucking chicken out on us here.And I really don't want to have her do another mission on her own for money.
>>35398390Maria is a terrible idea here. She would go all "oh no that's too dangerous" or "oh no that's too crazy" when that's kinda the point of the mission.How are we going to burn the entire camp to the ground?
>>35398438Eh "Maria" will do the murder part just fine. And she will shove Maria into a corner for the majority of time anyway.And this guy will have followers, having someone back us up is a good idea.
>>35398319[x] 3 grenades[x] body armor[x] a regional disguise
>>35397829[x] three grenades[x] dart gun[x] a regional disguise
>>35398332>>35398335>>35398343>>35398360>>35398360>>35398384>>35398390>>35398396>>35398423>>35398434>>35398470 6 regional disguise, 7 grenades, 4body armor, 5 friend, 6 dart gun and darts (deadly, 4 darts)
>>35398495Regional disguise is kinda useless to us, since we don't want to be seen anyway. But I guess it was voted over body armor to keep Maria out.
>>35398495voting[x] regional disguise[x] nades[x] dart gunthen
>>35398531Counting is over.We are going to wish we had back up on this at some point, I just know it. Going into a warlord camp completly alone to demolish it is not a good idea.
>>35398529Regional disguise will help us not be seen. Body armor won't last long against a large group.
>>35398560>Regional disguise will help us not be seenHow so? Its not camouflage, its just regional cloting.
>>35398319Can we still get extra supplies from the request office?
>>35398568Layla has the innocent perk. "Wasn't me, honest."
temp inventory gainedshitty dirt covered clothing from a decade or two ago (disguise), 3 frag grenades, a dart gun and 4 darts deadly."Oh I wish I was allowed to give you a video camera to record the bloodshed" he says sounding like he's about to be all weird like in maria's games "But sadly, guild policy, anyways follow me, and we'll get you on your way there soon enough"/Soon"So killin a warlord eh" A southern accented voice says "good on ya, bastards make muh skin crawl, anyways we'll arrive soon, try not to die darlin".You're in an airport, a really shitty air port, it's hot, and you have sand in your eyes. The sun beats down on you as you look at the city you've been dropped off at, with the pilot eating a sandwich a few feet away, cursing god and the entirety of africa for fucking with his mealwhat do you do go to a bar look for warlordy looking types into the savanah I go
>>35398592Thats just going to make them want to rape her.We are better of not being seen at all.
>>35398605Woe unto anyone who wants to rape Layla,
>>35398605>Thats just going to make them want to rape her.And this is a problem, how?We both know that if we get them alone with Maria it's fun for us.
>>35398622>>35398621She isn't invincible. Scary as hell, but not invincible.>>35398601> go to a bar
>>35398601>The sun beats down on you as you look at the city you've been dropped off atNew rule: We shouldn't start the offensive until it hits night.If we do need to go vampire, I don't want our first and last moment to be "THE SUN. IT BURNS."
>>35398601Aw shit, no coin, alone in the Savannah, no backup, this is going to suck hard.>>35398601>[x] go to a bar
>>35398601>[x] go to a bar>>35398605>>35398622Exactly, our yakuza strategy of posing as a prostitute is a solid one. Let them take us into the camp, and by the time anyone realizes who we really are, it'll be too late.
>>35398601[x] go to a barMight as well put that poison resistance to use.
>>35398671These guys won't do solo sessions in a small room, anon. There will be a lot of people around, all the time.
>>35398601 Prepare cans of DMSO tranquilizer.They're no shock gloves but they'll work.
>>35398601 prepare the dmso tranquilizer go to a bar
You walk down the road, dust blowing into your now flowing hair, some kids run past chasing a ball, a dog runs past with some kind of bone snarling. You smile as you see what you're looking for, a bar, you think. Worn down, dirty, and a smell of deathh around it, reminds you of Mr Hida, or the vampire for that matter. You push away these thoughts and move to open the door. Feeling less hot air rushed over you as you walk in. It's filled with men who look like they could eat you alive, or drink with Mrfraust. They stare at the small teenager who invaded their presence, some playing with knifes as they look at you as you sit down on a stool on the bar."On water please" you say looking around "On second thought, nothing, don't want to die". the bar looks at you, he looks older than the headmaster."this is no place for someone your age" he says."How do you know" you say "I could be a really late bloomer"/"girl, please, this isn't a game" he says sadlywhat do you say here to kill dan the man got any orange juice are you sure, I'm having so much fun write in
>>35398360>>35398360does that meann one hour or five?
>>35398756> are you sure, I'm having so much fun>I'm looking for my uncle Dan, recently found out I stilol got some family left, and heard he is here in the region
>>35398756>"On water please" you say looking around "On second thought, nothing, don't want to die".FEARLESS.COME ON, GM.
>>35398774It meant roughly one and a half hour.But its hard to tell.>>35398788That was being snarky. Fearless doesn't mean egaer to get diseases.
>>35398774It means one and a half. Europeans use commas for decimals.I might start a new thread like "Assassin School Quest 7 (Part two)"
>>35398806May need to make a second thread if this one drops off
>>35398815So shall I start A new thread? if so I'll do so after this vote
>>35398858/tg/ has automatic archiving now so you can wait until the thread sages into archive.
>>35398858Yeah do that. Not that many people around anymore as it looks.
>>35398756>shot of vodka>I'm here to ask about dan the man.I'm pretty sure drinking ages aren't a thing here.
>>35398495Friend had six though. Just pointing it out.
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