You are Risa Schrodinger and- You let out a shout of fury which would unshackle stars from the gravitational netting of the universe before sending out a kick against Lucifer. It shatters his body, and he is dead forever. You get fed Swedish Fish forever and ever, and Old Risa stops being a cunt. Jager is dressed in the slave Leia costume, while Sin-Fin is wearing her frog hat, we really like her frog hat. All is right with the world.You open your eyes and see Lucifer still standing there holding your arm with a gentle smile. To be exact it is a meat suit Lucifer is currently hijacking in order to speak with you. He tilts his head and you smell the sound children make when they burn in ovens that are being controlled by their own mothers. “Hello there Risa.” He says again, and you feel reality straining at him being here.“I take it that first bit was just you trying to comfort me monologue?” You ask. Yeah, thought it might make you feel better. Did it work? “Not really.” You grumble like the grumpy gus you are.“As I understand it you wanted to speak with me about-“ He starts but you hold up your hand.“Hold that thought for a mo' love. Monologue, do that recap thing. I don’t want to be confused, or the various people in my head to be lost.” You say. Hm? Oh right.(1/3)
You are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently standing before the Morningstar. The Rebel King of Hell. The Author of all Lies. The Old Snake. Lucifer. Last time you finished off the robot which was very much trying to tear your head off, then ran back to your shrine at maximum speed. You thought Mendel would be attacking there, but found everything okay. Too okay. You then thought Mendel will be doing bad guy stuff to Yuuki, some kid with special powers who you told to go home, but it turns out Jager sent him to Azzy’s place with a note stuck on his shirt not to rape him into oblivion. Awful kind of her. You then had a nice chat with Azzy about stuff and massaged the fallen angel’s leg, one thing led to another, and you woke up naked in bed with a Shinigami lass who is sort of all the werewolves. Also there was half a cake in the room which tasted amazing. Then you chased after the suddenly shy woman, but were stopped by Lucy riding the meatsuit of this fellow whose name is unimportant because his existence burned into nothing the second The Devil projected himself inside him. That about cover it?“Thank you monologue. I thought you couldn’t project yourself into reality while you are wiggling through the walls.” You say pulling your arm away as even through proxy Lucy is burning away at your soul from the contact.“Well, I am past the most difficult part between worlds. While it is true the rules say I can’t do this,” He pauses and you feel the world barely stop itself from vomiting at his sublime perfection, “people like us don’t care much for rules, now do we?”“Ah, the old one parts are letting you project into the world, despite you not supposed to be able to.” You nod in understanding.(2/3)
“Something like that. They have also patched up a few old wounds which were troubling me. I have to say, it is nice having so much freedom. Now, you wished to speak with me?” He asks.“Right. About my old one parts trying to eat me and getting pretty strong.” You say glancing around for Shiba’s form.“Yes, you were a human weren’t you?” He wonders. “Human minds have a unique connection to the place in between because of their dreams. Angels don’t dream the same as humans do so my problems with the old one portions are not quite the same as yours.” He explains. “I am not certain I have enough time to explain it well enough, but I think I know something which can help you slightly. I will send instructions over to my sister. Talk to her about it. I can’t say for certain if it will help, but I know it won’t likely hurt.”“So you will give Azzy something that might help me not get eaten by Old Risa as fast. It’s a start I guess.” You nod understanding.“Good. Is there anything else? I am not certain just how long this body will be able to hold my intent.” He explains.Seems Lucifer helped you out some. What a stand up guy. That was sarcasm. Ask Lucy something (What?) Accuse Lucy of being up to something No, time to go see Azzy. She will know what you did last night, and she might have a thing for you. No, continue chasing Shiba. You are a cat, and if it flees it must be chased Other, please specifyOpening stuff:>http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P(3/3)
>>35284099> No, continue chasing Shiba. You are a cat, and if it flees it must be chasedIf Azzy is our elder sister, does that make Lucifer our elder brother?
>>35284099> Ask Lucy something (What?)When you can finally stick around long enough for a proper visit, what kind of tea would you like?also, Buy RIDE THE WAVE
Is it time!?! No, continue chasing Shiba. You are a cat, and if it flees it must be chased
Forgot to say questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, etc for the first little bit as normal.I am drinking sam adams today before it is asked.
>>35284099>[x] No, continue chasing Shiba. You are a cat, and if it flees it must be chased
>>35284200I did say buy ride the wave, we're totes good for it and its only 5spxp>crosses fingers for support
>>35284297Sure you wouldn't much rather wait for 6 SPXP to come around and buy the revelation mittens attack? It synergises rather well with the dance fite thing we have going on.
>>35284344you could just wait for 11
A shiba chase seems to have it, and it looks like only one person wants ride the wave?Writing now, will change if there is a sudden swing in votes.
>>35284099> No, continue chasing Shiba. You are a cat, and if it flees it must be chased
>>35284099We should ask him how he feels about our power level and if he feels the need to blow us up again.
>>35284099>>35284454 Oh yeah, that would be kinda something nice to know about, wouldn't it?Seconding.
I'm willing to bet some mook's soul on the fact that Akira's boss is Earth Gov's secret weapon.
>>35283999from this picture, I think Risa's butt is best butt
>>35284525Top-tier taste right here.
>>35284513my money is on Old One Risa
>>35284513I bet its some sort of Mendel piloted magic robot.
“Right, terribly interesting. I don't suppose you can tell me if you are going to blow me up again, can you?" You wonder."I am afraid I will have to get a closer look at you before I make that call." He answers.You smell Shiba running further away, and turn."Would love to stay and chatBut I am just a Risa cat,And what this cat seesIs that the Shiba flees.Terribly sorry to cut and run,But I am afraid I have found something fun.So adieu, adieu mon’amie!When next you come, do join me for tea.” You finish chasing after the fleeing Shiba.“Ah, of course.” Lucifer says and you hear a high pitched sound screech through the air as the meat suit breaks behind you and Lucifer returns to his work at carving through reality.You sniff the air, and gain a good lock on Shiba’s location. You slink through the shrine like some sort of predator hunting its prey. You see her dash behind her door, but before she can shut it you leap out and pounce. You knock her back a few meters and pin her to the ground. You sit in her chest with wide eyes, and narrow cat pupils.She sucks in a gasp of air through clenched teeth from the pain of your tackle, but you just sit on her chest watching her. You imagine if you were released your tails would be swishing, while your face would have a cat like adorable expression that people would find quite charming in its similarity to the Arabic numeral three. She rubs the back of her head and you lightly tap her cheek while holding your sitting position on her chest.“Risa! Hey, get off me!” She shouts.“You ran. I chased you. I caught you. I won.” You say happily. Doesn’t that make her yours? “I think you’re right.”“Get off me you crazy cat lady!” She says struggling.Crazy Cat lady. Ha. “No. You ran. Why did you run?” You ask.“It’s because of- Just leave me alone.” She says pushing at you to try and get you off of her. Press the issue Let it go Other, please specify
>>35284575Or Mendel grafts a bunch of shit to herself but starts the fight off in a robot anyway because why the hell wouldn't you?
>>35284638>[x] Press the issueWas there a spider in my bed? OH GOD THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!!!!!
>>35284638> Press the issue>So adieu, adieu mon’amie!What the fuuuuuuuuck
>>35284638>[x] Press the issueShe can tell us. Risa's a doctor!Well, kind of. In physics maybe. But psychology is a bunch of hogwash, so she's probably better off for it.
>>35284638>>35284669>>35284785Either or these reasons is good.Also... we're speaking french... IS SHIBA A FRENCH WEREWOLF? IS SHE ERODING OUR SOLID ENGLISH VALUES?
>>35284826Clearly, she has gotten all out of control after Risa let her guard down and is now asserting her dominance. Thus, Risa must assert mark Shiba as her territory as cats do by rubbing her cheeks and body all over her until she submits.
>>35284826OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT. The Lycanthropy is obviously affecting us dramatically. Shiba must answer for this!
>>35284928Fuckin' name, forgot to get rid of it.>>35284926That sounds like an excellent Idea, good sir. We must do this while thinking of England and the Queen
>>35284926>and is now asserting her dominanceRidiculous. She's out of control and must be brought down at any cost.
>>35284638>>35284926Yes. For dominance.
Was the spider wearing a beret?
>>35285043Jager could pull off a beret. The camo helps imo
>>35284669But wouldn't that be Charlotte 2?
>>35285355or Charlottte's ghost!
>>35285381So...would that be double ghost for double dead? Or are we assuming there were a few more deaths in there somewhere? Or since loosing the chain's like a death, would they be a triple ghost?
“That wasn’t French. I conquered those words in the name of England.” You explain. “Like ménage à trois, or table. Unless you are right and Shiba- we can talk later.” Oh we will talk about this. “Listen Shiba, you can tell me! I am super trustworthy, and a doctor. Not, like, The Doctor, or a shrink but of a real science.”“That’s- look you wouldn’t understand.” Shiba grumbles.You feel a compulsion to mark Shiba as yours so you lean down and lightly bump your forehead against hers. You start rubbing your read and face against hers, somewhat amused at her freckles as you rub your smooth cheek against hers. She pushes away from you, but you continue to hold her while marking her as your thing now.You get too into it and accidentally flip yourself over because of how hard you rub against her which allows her to finally escape. “This is what I don’t like!” She says angrily.You push yourself up from the floor and tilt your head. “What are you on about?”“This! This is the second time I have woken up in a bed with you without much memory as to what happened and I’m not- I don’t- I’m not a slut, okay? I keep getting into these situations with you and I don’t want to!” She explains. “I was able to pretty much keep my sexuality under wraps for a long time, but suddenly I come hang out in this shrine and I get rejected by Sin-Fin, and then wind up sharing a bed with people I don’t love!”“Slut?" You ask. She thinks you two did the dirty. “Well, obviously we didn’t do something dirty. We took our clothes off specifically for that reason I suspect.”“And you act like it doesn’t even matter! It matters to me, okay?” She asks crossing her arms.(1/2)
“Like, sex? I didn’t see any insects, and my organs are all mostly in the right place.” Except for your liver. Little bastard keeps going for a swim. “Besides, we may have just eaten cake.”“Eaten cake? While naked in bed?” She asks.“Of course. I already said we took our clothes off to probably prevent spilling of the cake, and bed is the best place to eat cake.” You explain.She slumps. “Look, just- Just leave me alone okay? I keep bringing these things upon myself. I can’t expect you to get what I’m going through.”You reach into your pants and pull out a deck of flash cards. You look over the images expressed on them before glancing up at Shiba’s dejected expression. You toss the ones that don’t match and settle on sad and disappointed in herself. “The werewolf is sad. Do we do something about it?” Leave her alone. She is so not your problem. You marked her as yours, time to Risa Holmes the hell out of this mystery! Ask her something (What?) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35285461> Other, please specifyI have a friend who specialises in this exact field. We shall go there at once.take her to Azzy's
>>35285461> Other, please specify"for what its worth, I don't think you're a slut."
>>35285569How about no.
>>35285461>>35285569Seconded.Also perhaps... how do you make werewolves happy?Wait... she doesn't love US? We'RE RISA CAT. It'S GOT CAT RIGHT IN IT. WE MARKED HER AND EVERYTHING!
>>35285461> Leave her alone. She is so not your problem.She will manage. Go see Azzy about our problem.
>>35285461>Take her to see the FinI want to try and solve some tension.I know I'm stupid. Maybe I should vote for carting her off to Jager.
>>35285623This was brought about by Azzy and it started up a 1/5??? Timer. This is another thing we need to speak about with Azzy.
Could it be that even though Sin-Fin accepted Shiba in her own way, Shiba is ashamed and sad that Sin-Fin won't be able to wholly love her back in the way that Shiba loves her, and Shiba views all these shenanigans as a type of "cheating" on Sin-Fin?
>>35285461Now that's rather unfair to herself. She's not a slut, or someone who goes and chases tail around. She just wanted fluffy tails and maybe accidentally got a bit drunk off us infused with Delight and Lust at the same time. Hell, maybe we point out that there are things that make us accidentally make a party aura.On that note, we should make that a thing we can plant around the shrine now and then to get the still nofunigami to lighten up more.
The girl is waaaay to hung up labels. She's letting it limit her enjoyment of life and letting it bring her down. It must the Shinigami condition.
Looks like trying to fix it is winning, with some degree of leaning towards Azzy?>>35285744A fine rebuttal
>>35285461"I get that you might not want to talk to me, but you should probably talk to someone else?Take it from someone who knows, you're not a bad person, and you don't deserve to be alone....is what Jager would probably say."
>>35285461>>35285569This works for me.
>>35285984I'm gonna reject that in favor of something like >>35285744Because Azzy is NOT the kind of person to talk to about this.Also, can't believe you people blew off Lucifer, what the fuck.
>>35286096Azzy was the last person we saw before we werewolfed the dragon out of Shiba though.
>>35285744"mind over matter luv. You don't mind and they don't matter."
You let the voices who are far more emotionally equipped to deal with this than you are talk about it. Finally you make a plan of some sort and tilt your head. “You aren’t a slut, you just wanted to touch the fluffy tails. No one can fault that, have you seen how fluffy they are? They are fantastic” You say.“I just keep sleeping around. So much better.” She says. “Look, you just don’t get it okay?”“I get you are a good person who, hold on. Something about you not deserving to be alone! You are getting too hung up on labels, it is seriously limiting your enjoyment of life.” You say.“Having self-control and wanting to feel good about who I am is more important to me than just feeling good.” She explains “You can’t even explain it like that. Look, Risa, you don’t have any sex drive, and I do. So if we end up doing stuff whose fault do you think it is?” She asks.“No ones.” You answer.“No, it isn’t no one’s fault.” She says sighing. Take her to azzy. That will fix all of this Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from Azzy Tell her something else (What?) Other, please specify
>>35286325> Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from AzzyDon't fix everything in the ground now, this is a good place for a retreat.
>>35286325>Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from AzzyPersonal space is important too.
>>35286162Yes, but she is the worst to talk feelings with, especially if Shiba is fool enough to yell at her.
>>35286325Probably the delight field's fault. We do literally radiate delight, after all.Then beat a hasty retreat, probably.
>>35286325>[x] Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from AzzyDoes that mean we're gonna put the collar on Shiba? Voting for that.Otherwise>[x] Tell her something else (What?)Inform her about our aura of [Delight] and how it was infested by [Lust] so it really was no ones fault.
>>35286325> Tell her something else (What?)"You make it sound like something bad happened. Get your thoughts together luv, we can talk more later."> Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from Azzy
>>35286325> Take her to azzy. That will fix all of this Take her to azzy. That will fix all of this
>>35286325> Other, please specifyHave her go talk to Jager about this stuff. Jager is the best at talking about things.
>>35286325>[x] Just leave her alone, go get your magical fixing stuff from AzzyRisa is so hilariously ill-equipped to handle this unless she spout out some sort of insane philosophy that's surprisingly deep and poignant.>[x] OtherAlso seconding suggesting she talk to Jaeger about this. She's the smart one, emotionally speaking.
>>35286325"I'm not really one to talk about self control with, especially since recent events have cast doubt on the idea that I even have a self But remember the last time this happened it wasn't just the two of us, and I'd save the doubting yourself for a time when the embodiment of Lust isn't involved.Remember the time I opened a present of hers in the informatory? Those dudes probably aren't who you'd consider weak willed."
>>35286655Jager should be a therapist and be called Dr. Jager and Risa can be her secretary and assume the position.
“Look, whatever happened.” We sure don’t remember. “My aura which makes everyone happy was sort of infected with Lust maybe. Whatever happened isn’t anyone’s fault so don’t be so hard on yourself, okay?” You ask.“Yeah. Sure.” She says, but you don’t particularly believe her.“Azzy has some serious gumption!” You don’t know what that word means. “Last time I opened a gift from her she made an infirmary all shifting awkwardly while leaning forward. You shouldn’t just assume whatever happened was just your fault. You should really talk to Jager about this stuff when you can. She is good at them.” You try and pass the buck.“Maybe.” Shiba replies.“I am going to go take care of some stuff. We can talk later.” You say turning and going out into the city.As you run through the city, taking care to avoid Boss Cat’s territory, you wonder how you feel about freckles. “I am neutral on the subject?” You wonder leaping over a building. Not you you, us you. Just focus on running.You do just that, and before long find yourself standing outside of the folded territory space of Asmodeus’ club. You push your way inside and see Yuuki is standing proudly in front of a somewhat remodeled bar. Where once there was simple dark wood, now thorny fines seem to be carved into the edges. Images of people in pleasure/agony are trapped in the thorns and you have to admire the work. “Ah, much nicer. It is so wonderful to have a young man around to help me with these things.” Asmodeus says, and in a way you think she is looking more matronly somehow.“Heh, it’s no problem.” He smiles rubbing at his nose and he looks… tired somehow.“Here, here.” Asmodeus waves him over and gently ruffles his hair. “Good boy. You make me so proud.”(1/2)
You feel a wave of [Lust] wash over you, but different from the raw violent energy she usually emits when having fun. It is twisted into something different, and wearing a mask you are unfamiliar with. You focus on it and get some still images which you associate with this feeling. A home cooked lunch, made lovingly before they made up. Simple praise for doing good work. Falling asleep and being carried to your bed by delicate, yet somehow powerful arms. You shake off the feeling and classify it at “Lust for a parent’s warmth.” Then pump out your own energy.You think of the laughter of killing your own parent, the joy of her disappointment, the eyes which look down on you with scorn for all your sins. You imagine the joy of leaving the nest and pump it out, mixing around with Azzy’s energy. She tilts her head slightly and glances back at you as you stand in the doorway. She smiles, amused at the display, then the feelings of lust become less focused on Yuuki and just fill the room itself totally smothering yours. “Hello there Risa.”“Thought you weren’t going to touch the kid.” You say.“I have not touched him in any way that could be considered dishonorable. I did agree to let him in under such conditions after all.” Asmodeus explains. “You are skirting the rules there Azzy.” (be somewhat unhappy) Don’t touch my things (be mad) Fair enough. (Don’t care about it) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35287090> Fair enough. (Don’t care about it)She cool. In fact, do whatever, don't care.I am neutral on freckles much like Risa.
>>35287090>“You are skirting the rules there Azzy.” (be somewhat unhappy)Come on man, do us a solid here.
>>35287090> Fair enough. (Don’t care about it)just don't make him addicted
>>35287090> Fair enough. (Don’t care about it)
>>35287090> Azzy is sneaky. (be vaguely amused)
>>35287090> “You are skirting the rules there Azzy.” (be somewhat unhappy)But> Fair enough. (Don’t care about it)"Usually I would say something, but The Kid DOES need a mom... History has proven that I am not the best at that... unless Eating the child counts as good parenting... which I assume does not...
>>35287090>>35287161 This is me changing to >>35287181
“You are a rather sneaky sort, aren’t you?” You ask as she somehow shifts back to the relaxed, somehow comfy feeling of Azzy’s normal presence.“Think so? It is just in my nature to find the cracks in the human heart and carve away at it until the feeling of lust overwhelms the love they should have for God.” She explains. “Do you object?”You wonder what sort of probing question that is. Maybe she is being honest in hopes of you accepting her, you two have been pretty good mates after all. You shrug and smile. “Nah, just think it’s a bit of clever business. Other than the obvious it is interesting to think what all is lust.” You take a seat next to her and consider placing your legs across her lap, but think better of it before your brain turns into jelly.Asmodeus smiles, and you feel sort of tingly when you consider just how happy she seems to be. “Well, how did you like the cake?” She asks while a table crawls across the ground on all fours, the ball gag in his mouth making his muttered moans barely a whimper.“The cake? That was you?” You ask.She blinks as she pours out the tea. “Why, yes. You did ask me to make you a cake. It was all part of some plan you had, I didn't ask.”(1/2)
“So you just made me a cake because I asked?” You wonder. Best. Fallen. Ever.“Of course I did. You are such a dear to me. Besides, baking is quite fun. It is like creation except you can eat it faster. Like babies, though cakes are made much faster.” She eats babies. “Did you not like it?”“No, it was delicious. I am just, well, a touch confused since I woke up with a lass in bed with me and I have no idea what happened. I was naked so I thought we shared cake, and just didn’t want to muss our clothes.” You say.“Very possible.” She agrees with a smile. Ask for a foot rub. Screw the potential repercussions! Ask her about what Lucy sent her here for Ask her about the collar, more specifically if she can pretty please make more Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35287628> Ask for a foot rub. Screw the potential repercussions!> Ask her about what Lucy sent her here for
>>35287628>Ask her about what Lucy sent her here forYou may or may not have eaten a toddler at one point too risa.
>>35287628> Ask for a foot rub. Screw the potential repercussions!> Ask her about what Lucy sent her here forWe got spare fatebreakers.
>>35287628> Ask for a foot rub. Screw the potential repercussions!> Ask her about what Lucy sent her here forDidnt we eat a kid at some point?
>>35287628> OtherAsk her about werewolfs and if she can fix Shiba...Oh, and give her a heads up about Lucy's delivery...
>>35287628>[x] Ask her about what Lucy sent her here for>[x] Other, please specifyHypothetically speaking, if [SHIBA SITUATION] happened and [SHIBA PROBLEMS] happened, what advice would [IMMORTAL FALLEN ANGEL OF LUST] give about that? You know, about actual relations stuff. Not just the lust part.
>>35287702I cant remember. Either we did, we did and then went back on it or we didn't but we thought really really hard about it.
>>35287628Did Lucifer stop by here in person earlier? If so, how did he seem to be doing, cause I can never get a read on that guy.Also did he tell you how I can avoid being unborn? Because I'm not into that."
>>35287628 Ask for a foot rub. Screw the potential repercussions! Ask her about what Lucy sent her here for>>35287737Shiba questions also good.
“Hey, hey. Gimme a foot rub” You ask reaching for your boots.“A foot rub? I don’t object, but last time you got a little strange. Are you certain?” She asks.“I am all of the certain.” You say removing your feet from the awful constraining devices which serve no other purpose than to make your feet feel bad.You roll up your trouser legs and plop your feet on her lap. She lets out a small sigh and places her fingers over your now naked feet, and at once your brain starts making sputtering twitching noises. She carefully, and with the perfect amount of force to ease your tired muscles. “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff right there.” You sigh.“I am glad you approve dear customer.” She replies in a sing song voice that makes your brain want to bubble a little.“Hey, Lucifer should have sent you something to help with my old one problem maybe. You should check your post.” You say.“Did he? I almost never check the mail. Gabriel thinks it is funny to send me little bibles, and advertisements for church disguised as pornography. Sometimes he sends tiny singing cherub images when I order out for food, he thinks himself funny.” He is a little funny. “I will check in a moment, unless you are particularly inclined for me to stop?”“If you do I will cry like a little girl.” You explain.You feel your grace start to shimmer and hum under the strain of Asmodeus. You know what comes next.Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.Also pick one Ask about shiba situation Ask about how Lucy is doing Get pulled into the grace for a cut scene. Not a lewd one. Ask about Gabriel Other, please specify, no you can’t do all the things
>>35287628"After I shared some cake with Shiba, I got the sense that some kind of counter had begun. Can you check if there's anything different about me since last we met?"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>35288005> Ask about shiba situationprudes and understanding them?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>35288005> Get pulled into the grace for a cut scene. Not a lewd one.u wot
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>35288005> Get pulled into the grace for a cut scene. Not a lewd one.Hue?
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>35288005 Get pulled into the grace for a cut scene. Not a lewd one.Cut scene? I like Cut scenes.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>35288005>Cut scene
>>35288056>>35288061>>35288063>>35288088Come on guys we just had one of these.
>>35288128The foot rubs took the vote pretty much solidly.We'll get to talk to Azzy about more than one thing I'm sure. Unless you know Monsters attack or some such.
>>35288128It's not lewd, so it may be plot. Or memory!
>>35288128>wanting to hear "fuck her until she starts to like it"
>>35288187That's all the advice you will ever get from Azzy in relation to Shiba.
>>35288187Azzy's advice on Shiba.>>35288128what >>35288164 said. We need plot and memory. Those are important.. or so I am told.
>>35288204Oh yeah. Probably why I didnt vote to talk about shiba.
>>35288229Don't lie to me, anon. The post clearly has your name on it.
>>35288259Damn. How did you see through my masterful ploy? But really though I don't care about her much.
I like Shiba, but then again I want a harem and she comes in 4th, 5th if dudes are allowed in.
You feel the grace dancing in the air, and sigh as she gently rubs the tips of your toes. You look up at the hazy light and see slightly in another dimension for just a moment. You reach your hand out experimentally and feel the red grace pull back at you.You swim through time and space and find yourself floating above a beautiful silver walkway above the clouds. The stench of blood, agony, and death tickles your nose making you think battle is being waged from far away. You notice a figure walk up the walkway and know him at once to be Michael, decked out in full armor and with beautiful white wings glowing behind him. Despite not looking physically different, you get a feeling that he is younger somehow.The eyes, you decide as he walks over to a beautiful silver spire. He doesn’t seem so very, impossibly tired. You follow after him and- Where are your pants? “It is a dream sequence monologue. We don’t get clothes here.” You explain grumpily. No, I know you had them when you entered the sequence. Can we not just have a single serious moment?You follow after Michael, and once he throws open the door you can feel something is wrong. The inside of the tower is supposed to be bright, you somehow know, with the song of Heaven echoing through it. Michael doesn’t seem to notice it however as he approaches a figure sitting in a plush, flesh colored chair. “Sister!” He calls out, his voice something of pure strength. “Part of the heavenly host is rebelling. Lucifer somehow disrupted the call, but with your help we will be able to drive them back.” He explains.(1/3)
>>35288591Jager has all of my love. But.. she's constantly telling Risa she doesn't know what she's doing and essentially to just go back out in the yard and play.It's starting to erode my feelings for her.Sin-fin means nothing to me. I hate the broody type.I Don't care what the backstory is I just find her boring.Azzy is slowly creeping up to take the lead. She doesn't ignore us/tell us we're childish/stupid/full of it/roll her eyes. She likes us for the crazy and doesn't think we need to grow out of it.Best Scrub is Best Scrub.
You see red eye flash for a moment before a wine glass slowly drains. The empty glass gets set down on a nearby table and you see Asmodeus stand, as she was when she was strongest. You once more marvel at how vastly different she was then compared to now. Her features seem sharper somehow, her smile far less honest and more predatory. Her body is perfectly toned for battle, and again the eyes give it away. Where the Asmodeus you know has a level of playful fun in her looks, and even the one you met when storming the base held a certain mischief that you couldn’t quite place, this Asmodeus’ eyes are that of a killer. No, something worse. This Asmodeus’ eyes are the eyes of a monster, who only kills because that is an unfortunate side effect of filling her all consuming need.Michael takes a step back, sensing something is wrong. You hear a gentle hum as his grace gently touches hers, then he pulls out a sword that radiates what can only be described as the absolute and total wrath of God. “Sister. Sister, for the love of the father, what have you done to your grace?” He asks. “What did you do to […” He starts but Asmodeus doesn’t listen, perhaps purposefully obscuring the original meaning of her grace.“What did I do, you ask?” She wonders drinking the wine. “Whatever I want!” She shouts throwing the now empty bottle against the wall. The room is basked in light, and you see countless angels, all powerful warriors, pinned to the walls. Their bodies are broken in impossible ways, and every violation possible was wished upon them. Six red wings shimmer in the room from Asmodeus’ back and you see something truly evil twist behind her eyes.(2/3?)
>>35288676>Azzy is slowly creeping up to take the lead.Good taste.
>>35288676She constantly tells us that because we have np idea what we are doing. Even when we do we usually go about it in an incredibly stupid way.
Not evil like you are, not something that is selfish or petty, but something that upon creation was created just to do the exact opposite of good. You see small angels crawl over the bodies of the broken ones. They look like babies, with needles for teeth. Their once pure halos now black, and spiked. Veins run over their pale flesh, and distended saggy breasts cover their chests. They let out shrieks as they pull out bow and point them at Michael. “Sister. Please.” He asks.Asmodeus laughs, and it isn’t pure in the slightest. You can smell the hate, the pain, the pleasure, the joy, sorrow, and the infinitely shifting feelings that are Lust. “Please sister.” He says again. “Lucifer is to lose. We both know this. Do not let yourself fall with him.”“An interesting proposition.” She says before shimmering.Countless wounds tear open on Michael and you seem the smiling insane face of Asmodeus circle around him before vanishing and returning to her position. “But I have a better idea. Why don’t we kill each other?” She asks.She fades from reality only to appear a second later behind him. Six eyes glow on her face, and you see a twisted dagger in her hand. She screams in utter joy as she kicks Michael back, and continues to press the attack.You want to continue watching, but you finally feel yourself get pulled back. “Fuwa?” You ask as Asmodeus rubs a very tender spot in the middle of your foot.“Hm? Are you alright?” Asmodeus asks.You nod, and see it now. The thing she keeps hidden inside herself, the absolute evil thing that even you who considers yourself a moral relativist would regard as wicked. You shake it off and smile, trying to keep your spirits up. This certainly won’t make this anymore awkward.Choose one Have her go check her post Ask her about what you saw Ask her about shiba Other, please specify(3/3)
>>35288755> Ask her about shiba
>>35288755> Ask her about what you sawThat was....awesome.
>>35288755> Ask her about what you sawSpecifically... is.. she going to stop being snazzy...?I mean... I don't know if I could handle that. That was clearly an un-snazzy Azzy. Violence death... whatever the eyes lacked amusement!
>>35288755> Other, please specify"Is it weird to have flashbacks of other peoples memories? Cause I totally call dibs on that power if someone has it"
>>35288755>[x] Have her go check her post>[x] Ask her about what you saw>[x] Ask her about shiba
“Say, is it normal for people to get flashbacks that are not their own flashbacks?” You ask.Asmodeus tilts her head as she- oh right there! “What do you mean?” You asks.“Ahhh, It- ah! No, that tickles! Hey, hey. You. Michael. Towerrrrrr” Your last word slurs into a purr.Asmodeus frowns, and you worry that horrible thing she keeps inside will lash out and start destroying you. Instead she pinches your foot with her long nails, and you arch your back in pain. “Hey!” You shout.“Do not peek into someone else’s grace without permission. It is terribly rude.” She scolds you.“Sorry.” You say.Her hands stop rubbing your feet. “Who I was back then is not your place to comment on. It was not a very good time, and I was what I needed to be.” She says.“It’s just.” You pause thinking.“What?” Asmodeus prods you.“You aren’t going to stop being my snazzy are you? You were not as snazzy back then, and I quite like you being snazzy. Er, sorry, I didn’t mean to peak. There was a mystery option, and I didn’t know what it did.” You say finally.She is quiet for a moment then sighs. “Alright, I will believe you. Just don’t look into my grace again without asking me first, okay? It is a terrible thing to deal with. As for if I will go back, no I don’t plan on it. I was young then, and so full of violence and hate. I knew nothing when I thought I knew everything. Experience and age have made me a bit softer I think.” She says. “In short, I quite like who I am as of now.”“That is a relief.” You say.She squirts some lotion into her hands, rubs them together, then starts on your feet once more, making them soft and moist and hrrrughhghghPlease roll 1d100. Best of first five.Also Ask her about something else(What?) Tell her to check the mail Other, please specify
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>35289280Rolling
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>35289280> Tell her to check the mail
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>35289280> Tell her to check the mailWonder what prerequisites are needed before we can peek in another's grace.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>35289280Now we can ask about the werewolf.
>>35289280> Ask her about something else(What?)Werewolf questions
>>35289280>Tell her to check the mail>>35289338Damn man.
>>35289338Finally a crit. Wonder what it will do.
>>35289338DAMMIT ME YOU WANTED A 1 WHY YOU DO THIS?!I hope we get something cool.
>>35289364We had a 1 just last thread.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>352892805th rolllet's see what happens
>>35289383I know. I don't think I was responsible for that one.
>>35289461I tried my best but I only rolled a 12 this time sadly
>>35289461Too many 1 will lessen their impact. You get used to anything eventually. Better to have them few and far between.
>>35289490Well the 100 has to do SOMETHING fun. I mean we're with Azzy. Shit is about to get Snazzy.
>>35289513>3:30 AM and I'm sitting here because my curiosity has wonJust one more update.
You totally rebuff her grace, and create a thin layer of ultra-dense [Delight] around your body. The shield gives you better protection against the effects of Azzy’s [Lust].GAIN: You have such delightful skin: Form a thin layer of ultra-dense [Delight] to better resist at least the effects of Asmodeus’ [Lust] (A).You sigh as she carefully pampers your feet, and wiggle your toes as the lotion makes your feet smooth and smell better than usual. You stretch your back and just enjoy the feeling as she goes up to your ankles to gently trace elegant designs over your Achilles tendon and ankle. You grumble and feel a strange sensation shoot up your legs into somewhere, but let it go as just the enjoyment of Azzy playing with your feet. You really like this feeling, why do you always wear shoes????: 2/5“Because then something horrible will happen to my feet monologue. Monologue please.” You say slowly rubbing your hands down your hips, going back up to your waist, and then rubbing them down again. The ankles are the worst, next to your knees and hips. Your martial arts turns them into whips, but that puts a bad strain on your joints, which makes her careful ministrations absolutely superb.You stay like that for a while, drifting through the sea of unconsciousness until you almost pass out totally. Finally you open your eye and, with some reluctance, mumble. “You should probably check your post.”(1/2)
“Ah, that is true.” Asmodeus says.She slips out from under you and walks over to what looks like an old fashioned satchel with a human face on it. You frown because she is no longer rubbing your feet, and enjoy the feeling of the energetic air dancing against naked skin. She lets out some annoyed sounds while vaporizing some books that sing every once and a while before she pulls out a crystal. She tilts her head at it and nods a few times.“Ah. I see. So that is how it works.” She looks over to you. “This will hopefully retard the progression of your old one parts. I can even put it as a piercing if you like.” She explains.She sends out a burst of energy which makes the seemingly solid crystal shift, and melt along the energy patterns. “Do you want it?” Yes, as a piercing please (Where?) Yes, but just fuse it with the soul. I have enough piercings No, I want to fight the old one.~ Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35289754>GAIN: You have such delightful skin: Form a thin layer of ultra-dense [Delight] to better resist at least the effects of Asmodeus’ [Lust] (A).>???: 2/5100s are better, it would seem.
>>35289779>No, I want to fight the old one.~What could possibly go wro-Nah Im taking the piss. Ask her what it is though.>>35289789They generally are.
>>35289779> Yes, but just fuse it with the soul. I have enough piercingsDamn, I really wanted to fight it.
>>35289779> Yes, as a piercing please (Where?)Left nipple
>>35289754>???: 2/5What the hell is this. I thought it was a list of sexual conquests or harem members. Now it looks like it unlocks something after Risa has had a spectacular time. 4th form progress?
>>35289779> Yes, as a piercing please (Where?)Navel piercing
>>35289779If we get a piercing, can't we just shift it anywhere we want since we're a shapeshifter?Or is it one of those artifacts that stay in place because of spirit reasons?
>>35289835It only goes up when criticals involving Azzy happen, and we don't know whether or not we actually did anything that wasn't cake with Shiba.It's either points until sex drive or it's points until our grace gets a right proper Lust-ification like what Lucifer offered to do to us back forever ago with Pride-ification.
>>35289847It is like your rock piercings. It will stay where put.
>>35289779> Yes, but just fuse it with the soul. I have enough piercings
>>35289779>Yes, as a piercing.Navel piercing
>>35289779 Yes, as a piercing please (Where?) Belly Button pls
>>35289779Can it float around in our Hollow hole? That's almost like a piercing and it looks cool too. Then when we 2nd release it can orbit around the plotrock when it moves into the hole too.
>>35289870The strange sensation seems to speak in favor of this. Guess we'll know more after 3.
>>35289779> Yes, as a piercing please (Where?)Plot-rock
Looks like naval piercing?Writing now
>>35289977what color is it?
>>35289779> Yes, as a piercing please (Where?)Belly buttoooon.
If the delight shield applies to resisting any and all angels trying their bullshit mojo I'm Delighted. With that 100. If it's just selectively Azzy it's awful and I hate it.
>>35290055>Not realizing that it's a good thing.100s build up and empower our grace, 1s break it down and alter it. Azzy's wonderful, but I'd rather have [Delight+] than some kind of cracky [De(lust)ight].
>>35290055the wording implies at the very least it the does the latter and might do the former.we'll have to take it for a spin one day
“Either naval or my left nipple.” You say out loud as you consider the voices.“Well, I certainly know what part of you I would like to play with and put it in.” Asmodeus says.You tuck your feet under you protectively. “No, my feet are lovely! You can’t put it in one of my feet.” You say.“Not that’s-“ She starts then nods. “Okay Risa, I won’t put it on your foot.”Darn right she won’t. You think over your options and finally settle on one. “My naval should be fine.” You say.“I see.” Asmodeus smiles and walks over to you.She lifts your shirt to expose your stomach, and gently massages your abs around your belly button. She doesn’t bother numbing it, and stabs the gem into the flesh around your naval, sending waves of terrible pain through you. You laugh as you writhe underneath her hands, letting the pain tear your mind to pieces, put you back together, then tear you apart again. Finally she sets the piercings and the pain leave you, making you feel a little empty from its passing.“Ah, are we done?” You ask, looking down sadly at Asmodeus.“Well, I was just going to charge it enough to turn on seamlessly, but I suppose you are too much like me, aren’t you?” She asks.She leans down and hisses your new piercing, sending a tearing agony through you which-You are floating in the blackness of a dream. You look in front of you and see you, eyes closed and- seriously, will one of you wear clothes for a change? You think clothes are for suckers as the figure gets close. She opens her eyes, and the horrible things see more than ever can be, tearing apart reality, if there were a reality.(1/2)
Suddenly she is before you, and she moves in close, so close you think she is going to kiss you, but she stops just barely short. She lets out a deep sigh, opening her mouth wide centimeters away from yours, and you know she is frustrated at something. “I will be you.” You think she might say, if she could talk like normal people. “This is pointless. Absolute. Mine. Mine. MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!” And then she is away from you.She curls into a ball, and goes to sleep, and you think she has slowed, for now.OLD ONE ENCROACHMENT now slowed to ½.You open your eyes to feel Asmodeus stroking the side of your face. “Are you alright? You looked like you were having a nightmare.” She explains.You shiver as her fingernails gently go down the side of your face to fill you with a strange happiness, but you know it can’t last. You decide to… Go see Shiba, see how she is feeling now Be spoiled by Azzy Check on Jager, it has been a while Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35290360> Check on Jager, it has been a whileWe promised to do something with her after checking on Azzy and then we ended up disappearing for a while.She'll love to hear that the Old Risa problem is (sorta) fixed.
>>35290360> Check on Jager, it has been a whileAs tempting as being spoiled is... Maybe.. Jager will spoil Risa
>>35290360>[x] Check on Jager, it has been a while
>>35290360>[x] Check on Jager, it has been a whileQUICKLY! we need to brainstorm ways to sweep her off her feet
>>35290360>[x] Check on Jager, it has been a whileAlso, she may be able to give us sage advice on what to do about Shiba, if anything.
>>35290421Yeah Jager is a wolf isn't she? She totally knows things.
>>35290458Honestly, we should have known to do that from the start. Werewolves are just wolf derivatives. Like New Coca-Cola vs. Coca-Cola Classic.
>>35290360> Be spoiled by Azzy
Should we get Jager a beret?
>>35290708like a military one
You let out a soft hmm of satisfaction at the feeling. “This probably won’t end in something horrible.” You conclude. Says you.“Oh? Did something happen?” Asmodeus asks.“Nothing too important, just had a bit of a dream.” You say.“Oh? How interesting.” Asmodeus says.You think about what Lucifer said about angels not dreaming like people, and you suppose she must be jealous you get to see something she doesn’t. You conclude however there is nothing you can do, so you shake your head. “Anyway, thanks for the help. I should go talk to Jager about some stuff.” You say.“Oh? Leaving so soon? A pity, I so wanted to try and tempt you into getting some rather daring piercings. We could match.” She says.“Maybe next time. Have to go.” You say.Asmodeus nods. “Well, if you insist. You should bring Jager around next time, I do think the poor girl could do with a massage.”At that you leave the building, feeling slightly more comfortable though now you are acutely aware of the metallic feeling in your naval. You sonido off to your shrine and easily find the trail of the wolf woman. You open the door, and see her sitting on her bed. She looks up to see you and smiles. “Oh, hey Risa!”You walk over to her bed and flop down on it. You place your head on her lap and assume a victorious expression. “Hello there Jager-bombs. How are you feeling today?”“Ah, not so bad. How about you?” She asks idly stroking your long violet hair.“I got a naval piercing, saw azzy, dealt with my old one part a bit.” You say.“Ah? I see.” You seeing azzy seems to trouble her some, but she continues petting you.(1/2)
“So I was wondering if you could give me some advice.” You say looking up.“Hm? About what?” She asks.You explain the situation with Shiba, including as much information as you can. She nods, and while she seems troubled by what you say, she continues petting you without fail. “So that is about it. What should I do?”Jager thinks on it for a moment. “Well, what do you want to do?” She asks.“What do you mean?” You say.“Shiba wants something serious right now. It might change with time, but she is kinda hurt over Sin-Fin still I think. Ah, well, if you want to pursue her seriously, I think you should let her know.” She explains.“What do you mean seriously?” You ask.“Like. Intending marriage maybe?” She says.That sounds terribly unpleasant. “What about solving this cake eating misunderstanding?”“Well that depends on how much you like her. Do you really consider her a friend? Keep in mind that, ah, she has a few issues I think. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I think if you want to be good friends with her you may need to be ready for it to be a little bit of an investment. Not a lot, but some.” Jager explains. Say no, you only want to marry wolfu, Shiba can just be a mistress Say you are never marrying anyone Say you just want Shiba to leave you alone Hey, she is a cool chick. We want to at least be good friends with her Other, please specify(2/2)
>>35290790> Hey, she is a cool chick. We want to at least be good friends WITH BENEFITS
>>35290790 Say no, you only want to marry wolfu, Shiba can just be a mistress>Jager... You... Why don't you want to Marry me?Seriously she can straight up tell us to marry Shiba? What the hell is this...
>>35290790>[x] Say no, you only want to marry wolfu, Shiba can just be a mistress>[x] Something something Ryoko because we are one indecisive fucker.>[x] Hey, she is a cool chick. We want to at least be good friends with her
>>35290790> Say no, you only want to marry wolfu, Shiba can just be a mistress.
>>35290790> Hey, she is a cool chick. We want to at least be good friends with her
>>35290790>[x] Hey, she is a cool chick. We want to at least be good friends with herCats and werewolves being friends? That's crazy talk, even for us. But if Jaeger says it can be a reality... then it might be worth a shot.>[x] Say no, you only want to marry wolfu, Shiba can just be a mistress.WE MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! We've held hands and had so much unprotected face/ab contact! We can't leave another one of our offspring to fend for themselves and get entangled with afterlife politics like the last one did!>[x] Other: Ryoko wat do?
We.. we should probably do something with Yuuki some time probably. We hardly know jack shit about him.
>>35290968We could take Yuuki, Ryoko, the Twincies, Akira, and the lovely creepy twins on a field trip! Caede, Zweity, and Whitey can come too.
>>35291000to where?Does japan have a disney yet?
>>35291008Only since 1983
>>35291000You forgot the Plant. They apparently have something cool about them that we don't know about.
>>35291032we will go there and ponder pluto the dog is treated like a normal dog while goofy, a dog man thing, is treatedd like people. Is it some kind of lewd thing between Mickey and Pluto?
>>35290790>“Shiba wants something serious right now. It might change with time, but she is kinda hurt over Sin-Fin still I think. Ah, well, if you want to pursue her seriously, I think you should let her know.” She explains.>“What do you mean seriously?” You ask.>“Like. Intending marriage maybe?” She says.Welp, time to read the last few threads that I missed.
>>35291038Hmmm yes Cecily should come too. We could go to the moon of Hueco Mundo, for educational purposes. Or Ryoko could show us all around Valhalla and Asgard.
“Wait, you can tell us to marry Shiba? The hell?” You ask.“Ah, no. But if you wanted to try being serious with her then that is the best way to go about it. I don’t think she is as comfortable with one night stands as of now. I didn’t know if you wanted to, um, you know. Be with her.” Jager explains.“You are the only one I want to marry darn it!” You say.“You won’t win any points that way.” Jager says.“But I am serious. Super serious. One hundred percent serious.” You say.Jager sighs and looks at you. “Risa, if you are serious, and I mean really serious, then you need to think about this more. Long and hard. I like family.” She says.“Hollows can’t spawn. We will adopt a whole litter of them. A whole kitten caboodle.” You say. “Even if it is just someday, it makes more sense for us to be married. Sort of a partnership deal.” You say.“What would you do about the others who have an interest in you?” Jager asks.“They don’t matter. You are legal wife. You get primary fluffy tail touching privileges.” You say.“Another problem is we are both women. While I am, ah, sort of interested I guess.” She admitted to liking our fluffy tails! “I still need to deal with that. Also I have certain needs which you can’t meet.” She explains.“You want some Swedish Fish? I will share, marriage is understanding.” You say.(1/2)
“No, not like that. Needs which make me not want to put on the collar because I know they can’t be filled. Honestly Risa, what I feel for you is more than friendship. Way more. I worry about you more than anyone else, and I am willing to go behind your back to keep you safe if I have to. I- I am not sure what I feel about you. It is more than friendship, but I have certain expectations, large expectations, as lovers which I don’t think you can meet.” We offered her Swedish Fish, what more does she want!? “And I have never really been involved with a woman. I know we can’t reproduce, and only having a lust for men is something which I am getting out of, but you also aren’t able to take me to the next step yet. Look, can we not talk about this? It will just end in a fight.” She explains.Fine. Even though you really like fights. “So keeping Shiba as a friend. What should I do?” You ask.“Tell her honestly you value her as a friend. She isn’t…” She ellipses like Sin-Fin for a second. “She doesn’t have much confidence in herself. She is ashamed of what she feels, and she thinks she is disgusting so she pushes people away. Tell her you think she is really neat, plainly. She is a little stupid so she won’t get it otherwise.”“Hm, so tell her I think she is neat? That’s it?” You ask.“She hates herself.” Jager explains. “And I think she feels like she took advantage of you just to fulfill what she thinks are disgusting feelings.”That was enlightening Snuggle Jager Go find Shiba, you got these social links down! Go see plant. They are always fun to see Other, please specify(2/2)
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>35291251> Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!People don't stop being complicated even when they're dead. Bugger.
>>35291251>[x] Snuggle Jagerremind her that we are a shapeshifter that shifts shapes wink wink nudge nudge> Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
>>35291251>snuggle jäger"Give me time to find the things in me you need, dear Jägerbombs. Until then you are my bestest friend. One of a handful who'll talk to me honestly without tipptoeing. As if a misstep would mean in eat their soul and torture their children."Then>go find Shiba, grinding social.
>>35291251>[x] Snuggle Jager>[x] Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
>>35291251> Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
So snuggle Jager, then run to find Shiba? Is that correct?
>>35291251> Snuggle Jager> Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
>>35291251 Snuggle Jager Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
>>35291251Don't worry Jager.. I'm... trying to fix me... so I can be what you need... Snuggle Jager Go find Shiba, you got these social links down!
>[X] Snuggle Jager
>>35291362Sounds good to me.
>>35291362Yes...and we lie to her a little and to ourselves about becoming a better person.We are a monster, a monster who wants her Jägerbombs to spoil her and the rest of her stuff to love her.
>>35291529That's the nice thing about lies. Sometimes you start to believe them.Or we get another round of Scarborough Fair, either way I'm cool with it.
>>35291251> Snuggle Jager
Being just a sociopathic monster was so much easier and simpler
“You know I am a shapeshifter, right? I can be all sorts of satisfying for your needs.” You explain.“The fact you are a shapeshifter, yet are unable to satisfy my needs, makes me all the more hesitant. Listen Risa, being together means I have things I will need from you, not just want you to do at your earliest convenience, but actually need. I am clingy in a, ah, certain way you know?” She asks.“I do not.” You reply.“And that’s part of the problem.” She explains.She continues petting you, and you allow yourself to fall into her gentle caress for some time. She doesn’t seem to mind you drool a little on her lovely thigh, or that you mumble impossible unrealities into her when she trails a fingertip around your ear. Her finger on your ear feels nice. Finally it is too much, and you push yourself up looking somewhat unhappy. “I should go talk to Shiba.” You say.“That would be great.” Jager says.You go towards the door and pause for a moment. “One day I will know what you mean. When that day comes I will give you so much of what you say you need, you may very well drown in it.” You explain. “I will make you happy, no matter what. I know I am changing, and I will do what I can to change in a way you like.” Maybe you lie a little there, because you are just terribly selfish and want to be spoiled, but who knows? You sure do. You liar.Jager blushes and scratches the back of her head with a smile. “Ah, yeah. It goes without saying, but don’t tell anyone what we talked about okay? That was just between us.”(1/2)
You nod and sonido off to Shiba. You find her easily enough in her room, and when you open the door the sound of bottles falling rings in your ears. She is drinking in the corner, her black robe opened to show her somewhat generous body off slightly. She looks up at you as you enter. “Go away! You shtupid shtupid face! Yer legs can’t tempt me now, even though they are reall-really nicsh. You, and your thighs. Plus your butt. Your butt isn’t fair!” She objects taking a swig from her bottle. “It is full, and shapely, and nicesh! Stop having a fantastic ass!” She commands.“I am afraid I cannot do that.” You say.Seems in the time you snuggled Jager she got sloshed. Not a healthy way to deal with problems, you think. “It’s not fair. I don’t want to be tempted. I’m not a shlut. I’m not.” She says.“I think you’re neat!” You say.“I shaid I ain’t a shlut! I won’t just shleep with you now. I’m not bad. I’m not. Yer butt did it. Your butt made me. I don’t have nothin, so I- I didn’t mean to. I know I ain’t much to look at.” She grumbles.Not a totally fair assessment. Just calling her neat did not seem to work. What now? Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language! She is super pretty! Use a ???. Corrupt her. She is your slut ~ Other, please specify(2/2)
Do we have enough god mojo for immaculate Jager conception?
>>35291619Yes talking butt cat. You are right.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends
>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!STOP BEING SAD! UR 2 COOL TO BE SAD
>>35291660 Use a ???. Corrupt her. She is your slut ~
>>35291660>sit with her and explain you want to be good friends>bottoms up. Need to speak this lass's language.
>>35291660>[x] Use a ???. Corrupt her. She is your slut ~She needs to be happy with her slutty self.
>[X] Use a ???. Corrupt her. She is your slut ~
>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!
>>35291660> Use a ???. Corrupt her. She is your slut ~
>>35291706>>35291758>>35291777>>35291784Remember what the ~ means.>>35291660 Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!
>>35291676One day, when we remake the universe in Risa's image, everyone will be a sociopath, or everyone will be cake. Then we can have cake...or a treacle sammich.
>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> She is super pretty!
>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!pep talk mode engaged
>>35291660> Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!Do not succumb to the lure of the ???, Risa! Think of the wolfabs! Think of... anyone have a Yoruichi version of the 'do it for her' image?I want to push the shiny doom button, but I don't.
>>35291660>[X] Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends>[X] Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!>[X] She is super pretty!Reminder to everyone involved that the tilde isn't a stylistic thing, but a warning that it ends horribly by the QM.Incredibly glad we got our hands on that little thing, by the way.
>>35291660>[x] Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends>[x] Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!>[x] She is super pretty!
>>35291845Oh I know what I means I just can't resist. That's a crazy risa thing to do.
>>35291804Nope just want the old crazy evil Risa back in my case. Perfect place to start.
>>35291916We'd essentially be killing Shiba and leaving a fuckdoll in her place.Then again, I sorta like Shiba, so...
>>35291988She'd be a loooot happier!
>>35291660What the fuck is an ???>  Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends> "Listen, I've seen ugly, and you aren't even close." [Proceed to regail her with tales from Risa's own adventures, human included. Goddamn if she hasn't met enough terrible people by now.]
>>35291988Well at the moment Risa is essentially straight up said she'll break whoever she is now just to make Jager happy. So clearly it's fine to do it to other people.
>>35291999I'm frankly against breaking our stuff...well, she is already kinda broken. I would rather glue the arm back than rip it off entirely.
>>35291870>>35291916Well, we gotta ease into that. Preferably not by potentially burning bridges with someone in our close circle of--What approaches what we could consider "friends" in our own twisted way, I guess? When the best case scenario is permanent corruption and the worst case scenario is it wearing off and losing a good "friend"... Let's save that kind of evil shenanigans for other people. Maybe next time when Old Risa tries shit, we can remind her that we're pretty abhorrent for something that came out of a mortal soul in the way we do best.
I like being evil but we have to pick our spots wisely. We need our scrubs and army, preferably on our side.We just have to wait for opportunities that allow us to be discreet and make sure it can't be traced back to us.
>>35292034So it's okay for Risa to fuck with her own internal workings to be something for Jager. But to make Shiba something for her is wrong.
>>35292070I'm saying, hold off on it until we find something we can experiment with first. Maybe figure out exactly how that ??? stuff works before we unleash it on people we're going to hanging out with in the foreseeable future before we fuck it up.That tilde's there for a reason, lets assume that's because the option is extremely detrimental to us.
>>35292108The Tidle is there because it will do exactly what the statement says it will. Shiba would be our slut. This change would be noticed and it's bad for two reasons.1. the ??? is probably something we need.2. Relationship with most of the people here would go from okay/shaky/good/love straight to WHATTHEFUCKRISAAnd I am okay with that.
>>35292070injecting people with Risa stuff has never panned out in our favor.best not to potentially waste one of the 5 ish shinigami of actual use
>>35292108Your suggestions of "hold off" don't mean you actually want to try it. It's just an attempt to placate those that do. You say you want to do evil experiments but... this is literally the moment to do it.I get that you don't agree but don't bullshit that you'd actually follow through.
>>35291660>[X] Sit with her and explain you want to at least be good friends>[X] Drink with her. It is the only way to speak her language!"In this day and age, do you really think being sexually attracted to other women makes you less of a person? Come on, Shiba just because you were raised in a place that was based around Edo for some reason I still don't understand. ...Or Edo was based around it for some reason I understand even less... Did you know that some dude Sin-Fin has known for thousands of years rides a motorcycle? What the fuck is up with that?...What was I talking about?"
>>35292168No, I'm all for evil experiments. Just not on the inner circle of the few people that are willing to put up with us.See, I'd think it was absolutely hilarious if we did this to one of those Shinigami that got shittershattered about us going about their objectives the badwrongfun way and see how the rest of their group reacts to that. Or Mendel. Or one of the many, many more targets we could pick without fucking us over.
>>35292144How about this, then? Before we spend the ???s, let's see what happens when we hit 5/5. Is it a cap, or is it a target number? It is a mystery we must see through to the end.
>>35292209What is up with that?
Shiba Shiba Shiba Its okay to be gay!and don't do drugs without me. puff puff pass
You shake off ??? mucking about with you. Shove it in your gob, mate. You scratch your head, and seeing the werewolf drinking herself silly, you pick up a bottle and take a seat next to her. “You aren’t a slut.” You say.“I am. I take advantage of people who don’t know better just cuz I shthink their cute.” She says.“Ha ha, you think I’m cute.” You say before flicking off the top of the bottle with the sharp fingernail on your thumb and downing the contents of the booze.Not a bad drink. Scottish you think. “You know, you are rather pretty yourself.”“I got freckles.” She complains.“Well, we are fairly neutral on the subject of freckles. You got a girl next door sort of body going. You should really be more confident in yourself.” You say.“I’m disgusting.” She grumbles.“How do you figure?” You ask.“I’m a dyke. I can’t help it, I really likesh girls. They shmell nice, and feel really good. Like really goodsh!” Shiba explains. “Plush, thighs and hips.” She grumbles.“What about them?” You ask opening up another bottle. This is sort of expensive stuff!“Thighs are the besht. But hipsh are pretty awesome too. They wiggle, and make you feel good when they like you.” She explains but not really.“I see.” You nod. “Shiba, I think you are being too hard on yourself here. You have feelings for girls, that’s cool. Some people are just that way, they aren’t disgusting.”“Shin-fin said I was gross.” She says.“Sin-Fin was under the effects of the lord of wrath at the time. She doesn’t have a lustful bone in her body, she was made not to. I am working on it, but I doubt we can make any progress sometime soon. Just because you like girls isn’t cause to think you are gross. Girls are neat! They have boobs, and smell nice!” You say.(1/3)
“I’m not grosh?” She asks.“You are, but only because you got drunk without me. Seriously, this is some good stuff. Share the love.” You reply.“I can think you have pretty stuff?” She wonders.“Honestly, you should make it more obvious you find me attractive. It really makes me feel nice.” You say.“But I’m ugly.” She says with a wave of her hand.You sigh and wrap an arm around her. “You are not. You have a nice figure, and part of me really likes freckles. You have good skin, and even without the dragon parts which, seriously we should have addressed because they are gone right now, you have the exotic beauty thing going on.”“I like your butt.” She says after taking a long drink. “And your legs are not fair. Why do you have nice legs? You’re a hollow, you are supposed to have animal legs and not be so pretty.” She complains. “You smell like brown sugar and honey. That is nice.”“Oh, thank you kindly. You smell more like cherries than anything else. Anyway, liking girls doesn’t make you any less of a person. Not even a little bit! Just because you lived in an afterlife based on old Edo doesn’t make it wrong for you to like girls. Live and love! Hell, I would marry Jager if I could. Then make Ryoko one of my mistresses. Fuego too. And you.” You say.“Fuego’s nice. I don’t like boys though.” She says slumping onto your shoulder. “I just feel weird.”(2/3)
“Weird is good. Weird is different, and different is the life of the party. Shiba, you should not feel so bad. I like you for who you are, Jager does too, and so does everyone else. The only one who doesn’t like you for you is you, and that is because you think we hate you. We don’t you knob head, we think you are really bloody fantastic!” You say.“So I can like your butt?” She asks.“You can even touch it a little if I’m not too busy.” You reply licking your lips at the wonderful booze.“And I can love Sin-fin?” She asks.“I love the girl too, just don’t know how I can fix her.” You reply.“And I can keep watching jager sometimes when she mumble mumble?” She asks.“Sure, sure, you can- wait, when? Hey? Shiba?” You ask, but the woman is already out of it.“You’re the best Risa. Shorry I did something maybe to you without asking.” She says happily, and you agree you are the best. You feel a hand snake around your waist, but let Shiba enjoy feeling you up a little.You… Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned it Cover in a blanket and go find something else to do See the Short-Fin. It has been a while. Other, please specify(3/3)
>One year ago this quest was ghost monster murderhoboing palooza>Now it's playing therapist to a dyke dragon with self-esteem issuesDon't get me wrong, I don't mean for this to come across as bitching, I just had one of those moments of realization where things get weird.
>>35292548> Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned it
>>35292548 See the Short-Fin. It has been a while.
>>35292548>Shiba has earned fluffy tail privileges.
>>35292548>Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned it>Wonder what the hell a ??? is supposed to beMonologue was this your ideaI bet it wasStop suggesting terrible ideas, you saw the tilde.
>>35292555Evolution is mysteryFull of things that no one seesClock makes a fool out of historyYesterday's so long agoDon't agree with what I knowTomorrow got no place to beI see the line in sandTime to find out who I amLooking back to see where I stand
>>35292555So... you want Risa to write a book/pamphlet for newly-matured Arrancar on complicated relationships and other challenges they will face once they get into a more human form?
>>35292548> Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned itNow that we're not in danger of it, all I can think of is wondering what ??? would have done.What would have happened, if we'd pushed the doom button?
>>35292689I'd rather let them flounder.
>>35292548>  Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned it.
You sigh at the sleeping Shiba and make a decision. You release, then second release to unlock your too fluffy tails. You wrap the two of you in them, then rest your head against her shoulder. She shifts a little until she can wrap and arm around you, then pulls you close and buries her face in your hair. She takes a deep breath to smell you, then sighs as she drifts off to dream land. You see her robe flutter more open as she pulls your close, and even feel a hand trail down your back and get a full handful of your butt. You decide it isn’t hurting you so there is no need to do anything about it, then twists and twitch in her grasp as she sort of tickles you but not and you drift off to sleep.You wake up against bare flesh. You push yourself up and see Shiba has managed to take off her top during her little nap. You caress her fully with the fluffy tails, making her create some very interesting sounds, before you let her go and break free. You look at yourself in the mirror and see some lip marks on you. Seems Shiba is an extreme cuddler. You wrap the woman in a blanket, your attempts at dressing her failing, and then set off into the shrine proper.You look around and decide that you should… Tell Jager how it went. She is probably worried So see Short-Fin. She should know Get another target from scarecrow. You got the rumblies Other, please specify
>>35292875 So see Short-Fin. She should know
>Risa Schodringerghostghost catghost cat ladygreat legsallegedly britishfeared hollow despoteldritch abomination fluffiest of fluffy tailstime fuckergod slayerangel eaterold one muncherfriend of the fallen (at least 2 of them anyway)therapistschool teacheraspiring lesbianRisa is a regular renaissance man.. woman...eldritch abomination
>>35292548 Sleep with Shiba under fluffy tails. She has earned it
>>35292875> So see Short-Fin. She should know
>>35292875> Get another target from scarecrow. You got the rumbliesfeelings are great and all but I tells ya, nothing trumps the feeling of holding your enemies heart in your hand, high above your head and feel the blood drip down your arm
>>35292875> Go see Short-Fin. She should know.
>>35292875>Tell Jager how it went. She is probably worried"Did Risa do good, or did I wind up sending mixed signals?"
>>35292875> Tell Jager how it went. She is probably worried
>>35292875 Get another target from scarecrow. You got the rumblies
>>35292875>See Sin Fin, she should know.>To the scarecrow, you've the rumbles in your tumblies...oh bother does this mean we're going to eat a god or goddess too far and get stuck in the window into Jager's room.Wait, unfair analogy. Jäger loves us. Jäger can't be Rabbit of the 100 acre wood...now if we get bloated by eating some kind of honey or bounty god or goddess, we are getting stuck in friedhelm's bedroom window or door so he has to be tortured by seeing our perfect legs!Ugh...I just imagined Risa shuddering at the thought of a god of cinnamon buns.
>>35292965>>35292949>>35292936>>35292922Should she though?
>>35292875>[X] Tell Jager how it went. She is probably worriedAfter this we should visit plant. Thread needs way more plant.
Will Sin Fin blink at this news or just "..." ?place your bets now!!!
>>35292875>>35292985 This is me changing to Tell Jager how it went. She is probably worried
>>35292922>>35292936>>35292949>>35292965>>35292990Short>>35293063>>35292973Jager>>35292962Scarecrow.The most sinful of fins it is
>>35292994I assumed Azure meant, Sin Fin should know that Lucy popped in for a chat, not that Risa just spent the night giving warm comforts to someone trying to supplant her as most needy scrub.
>>35293107Why would you assume that?
>>35293144Because the latter wouldn't matter to Sin-Fin. She is logical enough to see the act of giving comfort as being what it is. Lucy materializing, on the other hand, is a big deal.
You decide to go see the most Sinful of Fins. You climb up the building to avoid dealing with the stairs and pull yourself into her room. She is again sitting on her bed, and again she barely moves when you step in. You look over the empty room, and nod a few times; totally comforted by the unchanging world. You look at Sin-Fin and raise your hand. “Hey there Sinny-Finny! How are you my funny-fins?”She looks up. “Unchanged.” She answers.“Right. Good on you. Wanted to tell you about what is going on in the shrine. Shiba cuddled in my fluffy tails last night!” You announce.She nods after a moment. “I… know.”“You know? How? Did you see us?” You wonder.“N…o. You told me that you did. I am happy.” She says.“Hold on, what do you mean?” You demand.“You are… able to make her happy. She is nice. If she is with me she will… be unhappy forever. I have no choice. She does. She deserves to be happy. You deserve to be happy.” She says.That makes me sad. “You could make her happy you know. Maybe hug her a little, slip her a bit of tongue in the ear.” You say.“I would not… be able to make her happy. I would be sad, she would feel worse if I was sad. You make people… happy. You make… me happier when you are nice. I love you Risa.” She explains.That makes me tingly. You shake it off. “Also Lucy manifested.”“I… know. I fel…t him.” She explains looking away.You glance over at a wet spot on the floor. “Are- did you? No. No way.” You start.“It is tears and… sweat.:” She objects.“Right. Anyway, he can manifest now, so be careful.” You explain.“I hope he doesn’t come see… me. Could you tell him not to… do that? I do not want to… see him.” She says sadly, and you think she is shaking. Nah, deal with your own problems Sure, I will tell him Ask her something(What?) Other, please specify
>>35293316>  "Well, thing about Lucy is that he might take me telling him as an invitation to do the exact opposite. Lord of pride and all that."
>>35293316"I'll tell him next time he shows up. And better yet, while I'm not really sure of the extent of his control, I'll ask if he can stop his shadow from trying to take control unless you really want that to happen, which is unlikely."
>>35293316I guess we could do that. I'm pretty sure this is the only time ever that she's straight up definitively asked us to do something or expressed any kind of desire.
>>35293316> Sure, I will tell himI'll ask, I dunno if he'll do it though...
>>35293316> Sure, I will tell him
One day we should take just the plant and murder something horribly and violently. Just the two of us. Quality time.
>>35293519How about right now after we're done with Sin-Fin?Also, why do we not have the Plant around us all the time?
“Sure, I can do that.” You say.“Th…ank you.” She says, and by her ellipses you can tell she is not used to thanking people.“No problem. So you like that Shiba is getting into the Risa sauce?” You ask, content to let the weird relationship you have play out.“Y-es. I am sorry I can’t feel… desire. A king a long time ago felt… desire, and he would play with me in front of his court to… amuse them. I did not feel disg…ust I just felt like… oh, this is happening. I am missing pieces of what makes a per…son. I wish I were… whole. I wish I could feel… things.” She says.“Sort of heavy, innit?” You ask.“I want you to know… I am not good at talki…ng. I can not… express what I mean well. I try, but I am not good. I am afraid. I do not want to trouble you. But I am thankful you took me out of that tower. I am glad you want… to make me happy. I like it when you talk to… me.” She says. “I do not mean to be… hard. I just don’t know what is real anymore.”“Well, you just have to try your best.” You offer. “I am terribly unequipped to deal with this. Voices, don’t fail me now.” Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?) Run away! Other, please specify
>>35293621> Run away!I'm sorry Risa but I got nussing Voting  Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?) when a clever anon writes something
>>35293621> Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?)lets take her and the plant and go kill something, maybe get some ice cream afterwards, or better yet. LET SIN FIN pick the post murder activity!
>>35293621> Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?)We're going to go mess with the seagulls that stole her thing at the beach that one time.
>>35293621>  Do something for the Sinful-Fin.We should take her to the zoo. Or kidnap a young Dr. Phil for counciling purposes
>>35293621>[X] Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?)Try spread as much delight as possible to at least suppress her despair briefly?"...So would you like to track down Amon again? Aside from the part where you killed me, it seemed like being angry was actually working out for you. Really helped you express yourself."
>>35293621> Do something for the sinful-fin. She needs something (What?)She needs a hug
>>35293621Pull out Idemque."Wanna do a song together? I'm not too good at talking, but maybe if we try communicating with music instead of words, we might be able to reach each other? Alternatively, cooking."
>>35293753rock n roll cures all .. except cocaine addiction and alcoholism
>>35293692Or, to think more ambitiously, we could kidnap a zoo, specifically a petting zoo. Sin Fin may not be good at expressing emotions, but maybe she'll do better with the constant practice of caring for a creature whose sole means of expression is through emotion.Alternately, get her a cat maybe? Or a turtle that will be less competition.
>>35293793>Alternately, get her a cat maybe?There can only be One
>>35293793I don't know if a pet is a good idea, considering it's likely she constantly emits despair.
>>35293812We just need to find her the right kind of pet, like some sort of thing that eats despair as sustenance...>>35293621> Other: We should ask scarecrow god if he knows of any good pets for Sin Fin.
>>35293856So a cat?
Too bad we can't give her Zweity Bitey or Whitey or their dead sister.
“Ah, damn it. Hey! We should do something!” You shout happily. “Yeah, you are a swell chick. Maybe with the plant! We can go out and have fun. Maybe take revenge on those seagulls who messed with you.”“I like doing… stuff with you.” Sin-fin says glancing around. “I am uncertain what to… do with myself.”“We could also go to a petting zoo! You can pet the fluffy things, and maybe even snuggle them forever! You are good with animals. I bet you would be even better feeling them all over.” You say.“I will… try it if you go with… me.” She says.“Sure, we can make a day of it.” You nod.“Can I wear my… frog hat?” She asks.“Wear whatever you like!” You beam.“I want to wear my frog hat and… something pretty.” She says.You nod and let her get changed. You make your way outside to grab your plant, and of course they are down for it! They would agree if they could talk, but instead you drag them away from the sandbox to the front gate. There Jager is leaning against the entrance with a smile on her face, sad but resolute.“Ah, hey Risa. Going out?” She wonders.“Yes. We are taking Sin-Fin to the petting zoo. Or to tear apart the seagulls which mess with her. Not sure yet, but it will be amazing.” You say.“Amazing” Sin-Fin echoes with no emotion.“Ha ha, it seems like.” She shifts a little. “Hey, Risa. Do you trust me?”“Sure I guess.” You respond really wanting to mess up those birds.“No, I mean really. Honestly, totally, and completely trust me. Without question. With more than your life.” She says.You look at her and she seems serious. This question will probably define a staggering number of things in the future. Yes No
>>35293938> YesI already let you hang onto the plotrock when I was the plotrock and I'm pretty sure I could have used a miracle at some point to run away if I didn't trust you.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>35293938> Yes
>>35293938>[X] Yes"You remember way back in Hueco Mundo when I legit left myself in your mercy? Figured it was only a matter of time before you called that in. Though I will admit to being a bit bummed it's gonna end like this, I guess there are worse ways to die."
>>35293938> Yes"Jaeger-bombs, you and I have been together since this whole mess started, through thick and thin. Hell, I even let you hold on to the plotrock when I became the plotrock. If I can't trust you absolutely with more than my life, who can I trust?"
>>35293938> YesIs.. this the part where she does something horrible to us and promises it's for our own good as we die screaming?
>>35293938> YesI'm almost insulted you feel you have to ask
>>35293938> NoI'm the only honest one here
Guys, we took Plant from the sandbox.That probably means that we took her from Zweity again. I know we're a terrible mother, but shouldn't we try to be less obvious about it?
>>35294026Eh, she's not strong enough to beat Lucifer and Asmodeus who need/like us, I'm pretty sure she isn't Mendel, Sin-Fin and Plant are standing right next to us and they like us a lot, so really I'm feeling pretty safe.
>>35294026We've literally known her for like, a year. Like, seriously. Both in quest and out of quest. I'm pretty sure Jager is on the level. And to be fair, we've helped her in a few interesting ways before. Ya'know, with the force feeding her Fenrir thing and using the spirit funnel to Adjuchas as well as Arrancar her up? She'll probably do something equally arcane to our sensibilities.
>>35294083That's not trust. That's not trust at all
>>35294026If we can't trust Jager we can't trust anything and might as well try another sucidie.
>>35293938"Yeah I trust you with more than my life, but I'm not sure if I trust you with -yours-. You've got a nasty bit of a martyr complex, and I hope you're not feeding into that right now."
>>35294106Well I can also appreciate the idea of her being our undoing, it's poetic and I don't really feel like killing her, ever.
Did..did she find a way to remove our old one parts? Cuz we need those man....
>>35294148I like the Old One parts. She can't have them.
>>35294148I'm pretty sure if Lucifer couldn't, than she can't either.I'm worried she's gonna do something lame and self-sacrificing.
>inb4 she just decided to accept the marriage proposalhahahahahaha yeah right.
>>35293938Don't hurt yourself somehow Jager... Risa couldn't take it... It would be awful. She'd be worse than Sin-fin.
>>35293938"I'm still going with yes, but the fact that you keep feeling the need to ask while having that smile on your face is kind of bumming me out."
>>35294209That's why I said >>35294124Because sure I trust Jager with our everything, but I don't trust her not to get herself killed for vague feels and the delusional belief that it's necessary.
>>35293938I'd personally tell her to fuck herself with a chainsaw after dancing around the issue so much. Trust is built on open doors and mutual understanding, a system that demands that trust be placed in turn proportional to what is given. She hasn't done that in any real capacity for the past however many threads, and constantly rolling out the trust wagon for this sort of selfish behavior annoys me. I understand "muh secret plans" coming from Azure and "wolfu would never betray us" coming from the fans, but this has kind of worn out it's charm. If she's going to stab us in the back, can we seriously just have that be the next post so we can be done with it?
>>35294297I have to agree that this is starting to wear thin.
>>35294297If that happens I'm reasonably sure Risa would wander around the city in crippling levels of emotional pain. Thanks to her child like understanding of emotions and the like... she'd probably have a very minimal understanding of why everything hurt.Damn eyes are broken Sprang leaks.The feels would be deliciousBut Jager would never do that..
>>35294360I don't know, I think she might see the humor in it.
>>35294383Que laughing genocide?
>>35294360I don't even know what I'd vote for after that. Maybe to just start going around being the biggest asshole possible and destroying every single little thing in the meanest way possible.
>>35294360Can Risa take a joke?
>>35294410Eh, I'd be pro letting Jager kill us. Probably has a good reason.
>>35294424Jager thrusts her arm into Risa's chest clenching her fist around the plot rock/grace/Risa slowly crushing it. Risa doesn't resist she simply smiles and says, "I love you Jager." Jager cracks a smile and says she knows and then grinds what was Risa into dust.
>>35294424>Probably has a good reason.Like killing Old One Risa and bringing Hollow/Angel/Magical Girl Schroedinger/Divine Risa back with the Old One part under control.
>>35294453I'm pretty sure that's impossible.I just really hope she's not gonna kill herself....Or kill the Plant. No one kills the Plant.
>>35294450Those plotrocks are tough as fuck. Not even a lightbringer scratched them at all. Even YHWH would have a tough time with the Old One rock.No way in hell Jager can hurt them.
>>35294470Her and Ryoko have done a lot of off screen plotting. Who knows what Jager can do.
>mfw its something trivial and or stupid
>>35294488I think at this point, it's gonna be stupid regardless of what it is, even including murder/suicide.
> Yes. God help us all.“Of course I do. You are my Jager bombs. I trust you with my afterlife, which is more than my life. Ever since we took over Hueco Mundo and killed the king, I decided you have the rights to my unlife. If you feel like cashing in that check now I certainly won’t stop you.” You explain.She smiles at that, a smile that is more than relief, it is a smile of determination. She walks over to you, and wraps her left arm around you to pull you close. You get pulled into her impressive bust, but have no complains as you smell her scent wafting into your nose, and making your brain all loopy. Hell, if she wants to hug we are more than happy to hug. “That you Risa.” She finally says laying a kiss on top of your head. “Thank you so much and-“ You feel her shoulder shift. “I’m sorry.”Her right fist slams into your stomach, which makes you look down. Over her fist is a machine which smells more of Mendel tech than even the robots; no perhaps it is more pure Mendel than anything you have ever seen before. It is like a gauntlet, or a punching shield that covers her knuckles and forearms. Her fist is perfect, except for her middle finger which is looped around a pull trigger of some kind. Your eyes go wide before you look up at her in confusion and betrayal. She smiles warmly at you. “I’m sorry” She offers before her middle finger finishes the fist and pulls the trigger.(1/3)
>>35294478>>35294470If Mendel is any indication, Azure has a huge boner for the power of SCIENCE! Never doubt what she can do given time and vague enough ingredients.
>>35294502damn it, her stalker made her into a manchurian candidate, didn't he?
You pause for a moment, then your grace gets blasted off of your body. You glance behind you and see wave after wave of delightful purple scar the land with delight before fading away into nothing. Your rock tries to protect you, but before the perfect Mendel tech, there is nothing it can do. Time seems to slow down. Sin-Fin draws her sword, and your plant lets out a scream before pulling an arrow. Jager softly presses her lips against you cheek, while slowly whispering ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”You want to pull away, it hurts more than anything you can ever believe, but Jager’s hug holds you. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” She whispers as your grace is totally blown off.There is a moment of silence, your grace totally expunged, and then you glance back and fell more torn from you. White like, beautiful beyond perfection, shoots out of your back to tear your shirt in massive, crystal like chunks. They fade into nothing as Sin-Fin and Plant cross the distance between you in slow motion. Then the red comes. Smaller chunks this time, but in a larger number. They fire out of your back like a seemingly endless automatic shotgun. When Sin-Fin finally charges her laser you know you have nothing left inside you, and a strange burdens of [Pride] and [Lust] has been totally lifted from you; ones you never knew you had before inside your body but could have been retarding your abilities.It hurts to be drained so much however, and you slowly fall down to the ground vomiting blood as your regeneration is too concerned with your totally mauled spiritual core to worry about your physical. You try to let out a command that Jager can kill you if she wants, that she can even torture you in a dungeon forever if she wants but only blood spurts out. You see Jager punch away a time ripping arrow with her gauntlet before shooting Sin-Fin with non-lethal bullets. Just enough to send her back.(2/3)
>>35294502And so soul crushing sadness kills Risa.
>>35294502I don't have an angry enough anime pic for this
>>35294523Man, Asmodeus has been pretty good to us. I don't really feel like rejecting her.
This better not kill us....
Why did I like Jager, again?
The creeping influence of [Lust] Has vanished totally. You are in full control of your mind. You glance back and see something that was made of just how much raw energy of [Lust] and [Pride] scream out in pain before fading into nothing. It seems the raw energy of pride and lust made some sort of being in your spirit energy. A monster made of raw energy, a parasite which was eating away at you simply because it could.You slowly fall to the ground as Sin-Fin and Plantdoka charge Jager, intent on murder. You try and command them to stop, but you are totally and completely drained of energy. Others from the shrine rush out, and you see Jager program in something she shouldn't onto her gun. She is going full on robot war it seems.You could use a nap.Hollow Quest Redux 109 endHealth: FullGo juice: None Gain 2 * Speed and Go juice Okay, here seems good to stop. Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusation, spxp spending, etc.Oh, you get 4 SPXP for solving emotional issues.(3/3)
>>35294523So... does she know that Lucifer walks the Earth and can kill her with a thought?
>>35294562Well I'm reasonably sure this is mendels fault When/if we get her I think killing her isn't enough.
>>35294523>but could have been retarding your abilitiesJager might have done us a favor there, but jimmies are still rustled.Sides, I didn't see any tildes either, so...
>>35294581Huh. So did our ??? reset to zero?Also does this mean that Azzy was plotting against us the whole time?
>>35294581Is our Grace totally gone or did it just get purified of Lucifer and Asmodeus' influence?
>>35294589>>35294584>>35294530Your emotions cloud your judgement. Take some time to consider all the facts before you taint your comprehension with irrational fury. To not do so is to embrace the inner Tumblrite.
>>35294602That is true... But I'm not sure if I understand. Did she completely get rid of our angelic grace? Do we no longer have [Delight]?
>>35294605>Also does this mean that Azzy was plotting against us the whole time?Well, that, or we got pregnant without our knowledge and Jager performed an abortion.huh
>>35294581I feel like Jager/Mendel really didn't plan this out very well.
>>35294602All options with a ~ are bad options.Not all bad options have ~ on them.Just because an option is bad, that doesn't mean it is totally lacking in good. It just means the bad outweighs it.
>>35294581Yeah, really not getting why we need this whole convoluted "secrets" business so she could punch the fucking limiters off. If she explained, "I am going to beat some parasites out of your soul, which might kill you", we probably would have been fine with that.Maybe she was trying to pull a Houdini on us (catching us with our defenses down), but this still seems so unnecessary.
>>35294619I'm just saying that regardless of Jager's motives, it seems like what she's doing now, could maybe risk Lucifer's fury.
>>35294581She's going to have a lot explaining to do>You glance back and see something that was made of just how much raw energy of [Lust] and [Pride] scream out in pain before fading into nothing. It seems the raw energy of pride and lust made some sort of being in your spirit energy. A monster made of raw energy, a parasite which was eating away at you simply because it could.either she's doing us a favor, in very ass backwards manner or she thinks she's doing us a favor.I hope you run again soon, I'd like this chicanery explained ASAP.
>>35294605No, it is still a thing. Azzy had no idea, it was like footprints. You don't think about them, but they still happen.Azzy had no intention to harm you.>>35294606>>35294625All of it is gone, but your rock will regenerate it without [Lust] or [Pride][ which you could not use.>>35294642Because if she told you while the parasite was in control it would have killed her. She had no idea how far in control the monster wasJager and Risa updated
>>35294642Parasite might have greater perception scores than Risa does.
>>35294642Also, the only reason I can see why she wouldn't get us alone first (and you know, not besides our most powerful allies) is if she wants to die. Which is bullshit.
>>35294642Look at it from Jager's PoV.The last time she confronted us about Lucifer, we were all "Nah he's a cool dude it's fine don't worry about it" and blew off her concerns about him. Also Risa would probably blab about plans to Azzy while under her influence.Wouldn't you keep it a secret if you thought you needed to do this to help?
>>35294625It's entirely possible she reset our template, yes.No Hollow, Old One, Angel, just... Human?Well, that might have upsides. Fullbringer? Whatever Chad is? Kanonji?>>35294642Of course, the parasites might decide to exit Risa's body and try to cannibalize her faster if they got a warning beforehand.
>>35294647It's seems pretty cut and dry. Lucifer fiddled with us. Asmodeus fiddled with us. The Fallen have never sucessfully played a full set of blues without the lounge blowing up in a horrible explosion of demon flesh and corrupted divinity. If anything, Luci should be grateful to her for protecting his investment. Though I do wonder what this will mean now that we're about to get some extra "flexibility."
>>35294695We're still HollowAngelOldOneGod. She just removed the Azzy and Luci influence.She couldn't have destroyed the Old One rock if she tried to.
>Jaeger updated abilities:>Intuitive science: If you want to make a machine which can do something, you make it. Your power allows you to create a machine which will do exactly what you want as long as you want it enough. Limited only by your impressive imagination. Can not use others ideas for your machines, it is more like an instinct.Guess we were more accurate than we thought when we called her "Iron Jager".
>>35294659So just to make sure I understand it correctly, We haven't lost [Delight], we just don't have any right now. But our plot rock will regenerate it eventually. Is that correct?
>>35294717well, the science position is now filled
>>35294717Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that's crazy.
>>35294728She's more like a mekboy (I think?) and less of a science person. She can build stuff, but that prolly requires time and hard effort.Science theory person is still an important person to have, but that might do in a pinch.
>>35294728Not really. The only reason this glove thing was so OP is because she cares about Risa.There's a difference between science person and person who has a sciency ability.Bastidores' ability was better for a science person because being the science person requires you to make stuff that you don't give a shit about.
>>35294726That is the general assumption. She did not destroy your [Delight] rock as far as you can tell.
>>35294728I'm still aiming for bringing back the gangsta when we kill god and rend time again.
>>35294751Are we supposed to still have Graceful Movements? Pretty sure that came from Azzy, or was it more our [Delight] rock modifying itself in response to her?
So Jagerbombs punched demon tapeworms off her catfu's soul rock but her catfu had to be unaware or the demon tapeworms would have known/resisted?Must be hard being Jager
>>35294778You are supposed to. She scarred it into your soul, or your rock learned the basic angel skill.
>>35294778Honestly, there's so much stuff on Risa's character sheet I can't even tell what's new on there.
>>35294751So... did she forget that Sin-fin and the Plant are terrifyingly powerful, really protective of us, and she hasn't really provided much reason for them to trust her beyond us liking her a lot?
>>35294793so the ??? counter was the parasites?
>>35294659I don't really get the whole "parasite has a will of it's own thing".I mean, in context it makes sense that beating that god to a bloody pulp seems a little more like Azzy Prime than Risa, but I didn't really see anything else to hint about Risa not being otherwise in pretty direct control.Guessing this loops back to what the Angel was talking about with not having a will of our own.
>>35294796>Not opening up the char sheet in one tab at the start of the thread and then opening another one periodically do compare for changes
>>35294797Ha ha ha, maybe she just finished it and wanted to save her friend as soon as she could, no matter what happens to her! That certainly sound like Jager, no?>>35294809It was not.>>35294812It lived in your go juice, or your grace. That would be a safe assumption. After getting enough go juice, it acquired basic will and tried to influence you because it is a parasite.
>>35294581>Gain 2 * Speed and Go juice I've heard of deep tissue massage but this is ridiculous!
>>35294838So are we going to have to get Jager's patented XTREME deep tissue massage every time we massage Azzy's leg?and how much was Ryoko in on this?thanks for running
>>35294815I can't help it, I was born casual!
>>35294882No, not now that you have a shield! You should be fine! Plus Lucy was corrupting you just by being around you when you were a young hollow! It has been going on for a long time!Most likely? veryThank you for playing
>>35294882>So are we going to have to get Jager's patented XTREME deep tissue massage every time we massage Azzy's leg?I don't think so.>GAIN: You have such delightful skin: Form a thin layer of ultra-dense [Delight] to better resist at least the effects of Asmodeus’ [Lust] (A).Lucy is a different matter.
>>35294895I guess we're gonna have to blow all our FBs on trying to get a 100 the next time Lucifer shows up?
>>35294900Obviously what this means is that we should try fondling him in turn to build up an immunity. I think it'd be delightful to run our hands through the Lightbinger's golden hair.
>>35294919Ha ha, let's hope your shield stops him!
>>35294895Archived for ya.
>>35294895I hope Ryoko was hiding of page and ready to back Jager up
>>35294936Thank you kindly! I was about to forget!>>35294938I wonder if Jager brought any back up
>>35294931>Old One Corruption level (Of 5): 1I thought it was down to ½?
>>35294956I think the corruption rate was halved, not the total amount.It's kicking the can down the road, but it was one helluva kick.
Our new speed rating puts us up to 7 actions per round.Revelation mittens are going to be absolutely disgusting in terms of how much damage they deal.
>>35294949She is about to be giant robots, apparently. I guess she will have all the backup she needs.Thanks for running, and goodnight.
>>35294956The piercing halves the speed of corruption, not the amount we already have.
>>35294956It is the rate, not the actual corruption. If it were 1:1 it would be 2:1 now, etc.>>35294985It is a wonderful thing>>35294988Thank you for playing!
Going over the last updates for the fourth time I'm pretty surprised at how...selfless Azure wrote Risa. Just goes to show that even if you don't understand or percieve the process, results are omnilingual. Sorta like global warming.>>35294949Hey, Azure. What do you think of the fact that we're becoming more and more like a British, demi-god Deadpool? We even have a neurotic Death goddess waiting for our pleasure now!
>>35294949just sayingRoko>Robotsbasic math
>>35295046Ha ha, well it amuses me at least>>35295055Perhaps
>>35294523>your plant lets out a scream before pulling an arrowIs that the first time that we've ever been able to perceive them actually making a noise?
>pre-marital spousal abuseara ara! Jager didn't mean to hit me! She loves me! She was killing demon parasites in my ghost tummy..without a proper medical license...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA
>>35295150medical licenses are badges of cowardice signifying a reluctance to do the fun procedures
>>35295098we get a lollipop after this procedure right?
>>35295150Well...it is better than shoving plot-rocks through another person's skull. And she did use Science!....we kinda just ballparked the whole impromptu trepanning thing.
>>35295128The abstract idea of a scream. So technically no.>>35295150It is Risa's fault really!>>35295190No. Unless the lollypop is Jager. Then yes
Quite obviously Jager learned of our alternate reality daughter we pretty much abandoned and is pissed over lack of child support payments and wants custody.
>>35295289This has got to be some horrible parallel at the moment for Sin-Fin.Thanks for running dude.
>>35295341I just hope they don't hit Jager too hard
>>35295450We'll be a limp noodle next thread trying and failing to save her. Prepare for feels of the highest order.
>>35295488we have reserve tank, we'll all be fine
>>35295488We're going to have to painfully crawl our way toward the medics and other miscellaneous Shinigami who are going to tend to us and tell them what happened and how to try to stop it.Time for #42 and the rest of the grunts to shine!
>>35295556They misinterpreted what's going on and trust Jager more than us. They join battle to stop Sin-fin and Charles. But not before they finish us off.>>35295541I think those were kicked empty as well to ensure a parasite monster thing wasn't hiding in them. Jager is thorough.
>>35295488Or we'll pop third release via magic and flood them bitches with [delight]It is interesting that we have surpassed the definition of [joy] by this point.
>>35295289did Jager hit the reserve tanks?
>>35295329You are a symbol of logic>>35295341Ha ha ha. Oh dearThanks for reading/playing>>35295488Ha... ha ha. Ah...>>35295556Very dramatic>>35295773Yes
>>35295787miracle power is still good right? RIGHT?
>>35295945It is not something you should rely on overly much
>>35295988We've only used it like... once, maybe twice, and right now it looks like our BFF is gonna get her dumb ass killed after saving our life due to a fundamental lack of timing and communication abilities, just like my shitty animes.
Fapfic when?Abfic when?Doodles when?
>>35296158fapfic anon releases about once a month, judging from previous track records
>>35296176Any idea what they are doing next?
>>35296198shiba or jager if I had to guess
>>35296158I would doodle a thing but I don't know what to doodle.
>>35296234Ryoko or Shiba could use some art
>>35296234Butts are always great. Honestly I could go with seeing some Shiba what with how much screen time she has been getting lately. I think Azure posted a list of things he thought about doing on his ask.fm I want to see a leg focused Risa piece myself
>>35294717>Your power allows you to create a machine which will do exactly what you want as long as you want it enough.>Jager literally now runs on Spiral Energy
>>35296234Oh, if you are who I think you are, more topless Risa would be good.
>Fuego pic that Decu tweetedGod dayum dat bulge.
>>35297525It looks like he's looking towards Henrietta..
>>35297533Jamie's off behind him. It does kinda look like it, but she's not in his field of view at all
>>35297544Good, she's too young for that. Crisis averted.Reposting pic for any fags that are too lazy to look at twitter.